C.S.I Wrestling!

[ELNIOJR]

Wass up people? I was gone for a little while, but Im not back "full time" yet. I just had this funny idea: Anybody here is a fan of CSI Miami and Horatio Caine? What about his endless "one liners" and sunglasses moments? Well, Im a huge fan. I had this idea to do a combination between situations in Wrestling and CSI Miami, GIVING Horatio some cases.

Here's a few mine:

Frank: Horatio, The Miz and R-Truth
were fired on Raw by Triple H.

Horatio: Frank, the Truth is always...
[sunglasses]...hard to swallow!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH


Police Oficer: Tenent, Cody and Christian beated Randy Orton down, and Sheamus just made the save.

Horatio: The question is, what is taking Teddy...
[sunglasses]...too Long?

YEEEEAAAAHHHH


Delko: H, Reby Sky was supposedly arrested for DWI.

Horatio: It looks like to Reby...
[sunglasses]...Sky is the limit!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH



Get it? Then let's party around :)

[Y2J___Y2J]

Coroner : The victim,Matt HARDy, was driven off the road and hit a wall..
Horatio : Well.. It looks like he wasn't
[sunglasses]... HARD-E-nough
YEEEEAAAAHHHH

[tchocky360]

Coroner : The victim,Matt HARDy, was driven off the road and hit a wall..
Horatio : Well.. It looks like he wasn't
[sunglasses]... HARD-E-nough
YEEEEAAAAHHHH

I was trying hard to think of a Matt Hardy joke, but not being hardy enough it means he dies.
Didn't want to go down that road. Especially if Hardy is on that same road.

[VanHooliganX]

Officer: Seems David Otunga has a match of Raw again this week.
Horatio: I guess we...*sunglasses* All lose then

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

...*coughs and walks off the stage very awkwardly*

[Necroyeti]

This post I made in the Matt Hardy Suicide thread last month. (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?9246-Matt-Hardy-suicide&p=240476&viewfull=1#post240476)

I suggest reading that entire thread actually, the drama is hilarious

[HeelTurn]

Police: Ted Dibiase was seen assaulting a man after he refused to sell him his watch due to the sentimental value
Horatio: Well that was (sunglasses) Priceless
YEEAAAHHHHH

[ELNIOJR]

This post I made in the Matt Hardy Suicide thread last month. (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?9246-Matt-Hardy-suicide&p=240476&viewfull=1#post240476)

I suggest reading that entire thread actually, the drama is hilarious

Yeah, when he got arrested and then fired from TNA, Horatio was always on his ass. Especially with this:

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/453842-CAGarber/842/32/8437d10ea5d7_display.jpg

[ELNIOJR]

Police: Ted Dibiase was seen assaulting a man after he refused to sell him his watch due to the sentimental value
Horatio: Well that was (sunglasses) Priceless
YEEAAAHHHHH


Vince McMahon: Tenent, Ted DiBiase Jr, just cant get himself over. There's something wrong with this kid.

Horatio: Mr McMahon, somebody better call Ted DiBiase...
[sunglasses]..."The Sir"!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH

[CrowOfMurders]

"random guy": John Cena keeps getting boo'ed more and more each match he's in
Horatio: I guess they've ...[sunglasses] "Cena-nuff"

"guy": Hulk Hogan just broke his back trying to finger poke of doom Sting in his last match, he'll never walk again
Horatio: Hulkamania won't be..[sunglasses] "running" wild anymore

"guy": Cody Rhodes wears a mask 'cuz he injured his face,but he took his mask off to hit his opponent with it,and his face was fine!
Horatio: I guess it was just all....[sunglasses]...smoke and mirrors

: CM Punk bled like crazy in that hardcore match, I think he used a razor to "blade" himself
Horatio: Well he sure loves his...[sunglasses]...straight edge

Evan Bourne landed really hard when he missed hitting his finisher
Horatio: Crashing is inevitable when youre....[sunglasses]....air bourne

and that's it for me!

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[alexrules01]

"Zack Ryder just beat Drew McIntyre on Superstars this week"
Horatio: "Well it looks like Zack"
*sunglasses*
"Was the chosen won"

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Guy: "John Cena and The Rock are set to headline WrestleMania!

Guy #2: "The Rock, as in the movie star?"

Guy: "Yeah, that's the one!"

Horatio: "I guess that's what happens when.. (puts on sunglasses) your career hits "Rock Bottom"!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Guy: "Chris Benoit has murdered his wife and son!"

Horatio: "I guess he really was A... (*Puts on sunglasses*)... "Rabid Wolverine"."

YYYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!

[SLEEPY LOCO1]

Guy: David Otunga just made it onto the list of "Worst Wrestlers of 2011.

Horatio: Well it looks like David finally made....*sunglasses*....."A-List"


YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[ELNIOJR]

CM Punk: Horatio, I was screwd AGAIN by Nash, at NOC.

Horatio: It looks like to you, Kevin Nash...
[sunglasses]...became a Pain-in-the-Ass!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH


Random Fan: Sir, it seems that Hulk Hogan is leaving TNA.

Horatio: I guess Hulkamania...
[sunglasses]...is running away!

YEEEEAAAAHHH

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Guy: "CM Punk just won the WWE Championship!"

Horatio: "I guess... (*Sunglasses*) "Even through the darkest days, this fire burns. Always."

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Guy: "Undertaker is coming. He looks pissed!"

Horatio: "I guess he couldn't... (*Sunglasses*) "Rest In Peace"."

[ELNIOJR]

Guy: "CM Punk just won the WWE Championship!"

Horatio: "I guess... (*Sunglasses*) "Even through the darkest days, this fire burns. Always."

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!


Josh M: Tenent, after 15 long years,
Mark Henry finally won, the WHChampaionship.

Horatio: And he's closing all the doors. Because now...
[sunglasses]...it's all about the Hall [pause] of Pain!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH

[ELNIOJR]

Guy: "Undertaker is coming. He looks pissed!"

Horatio: "I guess he couldn't... (*Sunglasses*) "Rest In Peace"."

Frank: Horatio, there's some pictures of a Bald Undertaker
posted all over the Internet.

Horatio: I've seen them, Frank. And I must say...
[sunglasses]...ain't nothing Flawless, about 'em!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH