EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[Giddy]

IC: One day I will succesfully turn heel and all Heskey will break loose
Then Heskeymania will run wild brother!

[pauadrian]

Then Heskeymania will run wild brother!

i am scared what is going on

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

i still post more in hwa
even though i diont work there anymore lol

I can see you coming back one day tho man!

[pauadrian]

I can see you coming back one day tho man!

just wait for it
i will wait like i waited for my unbanning
damn i was impatient

[VanHooliganX]

I can see you coming back one day tho man!

Pau = a cockroach?


Kidding haha :P

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Pau = a cockroach?


Kidding haha :P

Haha! who knows man.. He's like a boomerang, Just keeps coming back! :D

[pauadrian]

Pau = a cockroach?


Kidding haha :P

vhx = cj´s apprentice :D

[Giddy]

vhx = cj´s apprentice :D
Giddy = Best in the World :D

*Hopes nobody notices*

[YoungOne245]

Giddy = Best in the World :D

*Hopes nobody notices*

IC: I am the worst in the world at evrything I do

[VanHooliganX]

vhx = cj´s apprentice :D

Alex Kidd = Better when his back is broken :P

[Giddy]

IC: I am the worst in the world at evrything I do
IC: Good for you. Your parents should be proud.

[pauadrian]

Alex Kidd = Better when his back is broken :P

vhx = the tna in efedding

[Giddy]

Yes! Nobody noticed!

[YoungOne245]

IC: Good for you. Your parents should be proud.

IC: Not really read my bio

Bio: Ivanho Heskey is the brother of Emile Heskey he is a former footballer used to play in a football club in England called Trammere Roveres but he retired due to being jealous of his brother´s technique for playing football he is now trying to prove he can be better than his borther at something

[VanHooliganX]

vhx = the tna in efedding

Kidd = CZW then

The Vanity > Whatever you are.

[YoungOne245]

Yes! Nobody noticed!

IC: I did and you are my next anal recipe
just ask Van

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Not really read my bio

Bio: Ivanho Heskey is the brother of Emile Heskey he is a former footballer used to play in a football club in England called Trammere Roveres but he retired due to being jealous of his brother´s technique for playing football he is now trying to prove he can be better than his borther at something

*Tranmere Rovers

But you're still a great character XD

[YoungOne245]

*Tranmere Rovers

But you're still a great character XD

IC: Damn FIFA I mean yes I played for them

[VanHooliganX]

35th most viewed thread on EWN currently

Nice! :)

[VanHooliganX]

35th most viewed thread on EWN currently

Nice! :)

Also 9th on the hottest thread list on EWN (Basically a thread that is still active. Certain threads in WWE section have a lot but we beat them since they're no longer active or a discussion)

Double nice!

[Robareid]

Some great back and forths have been going on here

Now onto some sad news. I'll get straight to the point; sadly there isn't going to be a Fury or a PAIN! this week. For Fury I'm still waiting on a couple of promos, and even if I had them it would be a push for time. PAIN! then can't air as it needs to go after Fury for chronology reasons. Some of you may know that I'm off on holiday today, so it'll be a while till everything is done.

So sorry guys :( Hopefully we'll have a PoC or two as well as a Carnage to keep you satisfied

[aloisick]

Some great back and forths have been going on here

Now onto some sad news. I'll get straight to the point; sadly there isn't going to be a Fury or a PAIN! this week. For Fury I'm still waiting on a couple of promos, and even if I had them it would be a push for time. PAIN! then can't air as it needs to go after Fury for chronology reasons. Some of you may know that I'm off on holiday today, so it'll be a while till everything is done.

So sorry guys :( Hopefully we'll have a PoC or two as well as a Carnage to keep you satisfied
No worries bruv keep your chin up we still luv ya without the physical aftermath

[Broc]

Understandable Mr. Rob. I'll be looking forward to those shows though. Enjoy vacation.

[Destruction]

Cass: I've had enough of your petty words! I challenge you to a match on Carnage! That way we can decide who believes in there words more!

OOC: I say Carnage just cause I dunno what the plans are for either character whilst we can have a match on Carnage ;D


Hold on around here - I make the matches for Carnage.

As you already know Johnny Hot will face Ryku O'Ryan however;

You two can go at each other - in a 6 man tag team match in our main event

Carlos Alberto Ramon will team with Northern Aggression

Jacob Cass will team with Ivanhoe Heskey and a mystery opponent

And that's not all

After Untamed Khaos - we will begin a title tournament to decide the Carnage Heavyweight Champion.

We have 7 participants for the title tournament - so that means 1 get's a bye through to the semi-finals

In that match - Cass' team and Carlos Alberto Ramon will face off in a fatal four way match

The opening round will be on Carnage - as will the semi-finals

Who can Deny that I'm Mr Excitment :cool:

[VanHooliganX]

Hold on around here - I make the matches for Carnage.

As you already know Johnny Hot will face Ryku O'Ryan however;

You two can go at each other - in a 6 man tag team match in our main event

Carlos Alberto Ramon will team with Northern Aggression

Jacob Cass will team with Ivanhoe Heskey and a mystery opponent

And that's not all

After Untamed Khaos - we will begin a title tournament to decide the Carnage Heavyweight Champion.

We have 7 participants for the title tournament - so that means 1 get's a bye through to the semi-finals

In that match - Cass' team and Carlos Alberto Ramon will face off in a fatal four way match

The opening round will be on Carnage - as will the semi-finals

Who can Deny that I'm Mr Excitment :cool:

Cass: Sounds nice!

[VanHooliganX]

Some great back and forths have been going on here

Now onto some sad news. I'll get straight to the point; sadly there isn't going to be a Fury or a PAIN! this week. For Fury I'm still waiting on a couple of promos, and even if I had them it would be a push for time. PAIN! then can't air as it needs to go after Fury for chronology reasons. Some of you may know that I'm off on holiday today, so it'll be a while till everything is done.

So sorry guys :( Hopefully we'll have a PoC or two as well as a Carnage to keep you satisfied

Me and Destruction have got this :cool:

14th will be the 3rd episode and probably around the 18th will be the 1 afterwards to cover for Fury

[Destruction]

Thursday (16th) by Carnage (if everyone get's their promo's in time)

[VanHooliganX]

Thursday (16th) by Carnage (if everyone get's their promo's in time)

See!

Good week ahead for EWA :)

[Shining Light]

Ok... I need a member of creative to PM me, I have an idea that will hopefully keep you all satisfied during Rob's absence :)

[Torphy]

*sneaks into EWA and begins to raid the fridge for some food*

[YoungOne245]

*sneaks into EWA and begins to raid the fridge for some food*

-Ivanho Heskey sneaks up to Torphy-
-Torphy trips and falls-
-Heskey covers Torphy for a win-
-A referee looks at Heskey pinning Torphy-
-1 2.. NO-
-Heskey goes for the pin again but he counts the pin himself-
-123-
-Heskey has done it again-

[Broc]

Me and Destruction have got this :cool:

14th will be the 3rd episode and probably around the 18th will be the 1 afterwards to cover for Fury

You're on creative? I had no idea.

[VanHooliganX]

You're on creative? I had no idea.

Nope. Just helping out a fuck ton lol

[Torphy]

-Ivanho Heskey sneaks up to Torphy-
-Torphy trips and falls-
-Heskey covers Torphy for a win-
-A referee looks at Heskey pinning Torphy-
-1 2.. NO-
-Heskey goes for the pin again but he counts the pin himself-
-123-
-Heskey has done it again-

I was beaten by a heskey! I will never live this down :'(

[YoungOne245]

I was beaten by a heskey! I will never live this down :'(


Heskey´s record in backstage brawls

5 wins
1 draw
0 losses

[pauadrian]

Heskey´s record in backstage brawls

5 wins
1 draw
0 losses

is this heskey´s new gimmick?
pinning guys when they fall?

[eyehatecena]

You're on creative? I had no idea.
He does our talk show, and post promos(not ones used for the shows) sent to him on our show thread for people to get a little more exposure. He is one of the gang, he just does not know our secrtets, or where our batcave is, lol

[eyehatecena]

is this heskey´s new gimmick?
pinning guys when they fall?

hmmm, gives me an idea for when Rob gets back from vacation

[eyehatecena]

Like Rob said, Fury, then Pain because sometimes things roll over to the other show. As far as PAIN, its pretty much finished except for some of Robs stuff. So when he gets back and finishes Fury and the PAIN stuff we will be caught up. Just think of it as our owner giving most of the talent a week off

[VanHooliganX]

He does our talk show, and post promos(not ones used for the shows) sent to him on our show thread for people to get a little more exposure. He is one of the gang, he just does not know our secrtets, or where our batcave is, lol

Near Plymouth I think.

[eyehatecena]

Near Plymouth I think.

nope- I will give you a hint- its in the cliffs in Dover.....opps I just told you...we need to mive it to our second location- the cliffs in Eze, France- you will never find it there. Unless of course you stop in that 5th shop to the left when walking through the village. There is a trap door in a closet leading down to the batcave. You will never find that one.

[Destruction]

nope- I will give you a hint- its in the cliffs in Dover.....opps I just told you...we need to mive it to our second location- the cliffs in Eze, France- you will never find it there. Unless of course you stop in that 5th shop to the left when walking through the village. There is a trap door in a closet leading down to the batcave. You will never find that one.


Smooth Michael

[Destruction]

Smooth Michael

Yeah, I shoot

And yes, I did just quote myself (I always wanted to do that :D)

[eyehatecena]

Smooth Michael

Vans will never find it, nor the USA location- in New Orleans in a room under the SuperDome- clearly marked EWA HQ USA Division

[eyehatecena]

Vans will never find it, nor the USA location- in New Orleans in a room under the SuperDome- clearly marked EWA HQ USA Division

Ah that is cool, never did it myself either



Anyways Destruction, any other belts on Carnage?

[Destruction]

Vans will never find it, nor the USA location- in New Orleans in a room under the SuperDome- clearly marked EWA HQ USA Division

Or our UK one - it's in David Cameron's bedroom (that's secretly Robs house - he lives under the stairs and sneaks in when they're out) - I think you can see it through the window - the massive MY MASTURBATION CLOSET sign - no-one ever goes in there

[Destruction]

Ah that is cool, never did it myself either



Anyways Destruction, any other belts on Carnage?

Not yet - if we get more members then we will

[eyehatecena]

Not yet - if we get more members then we will

Ivahos post made me think of the hardcore division/tittle- thats why I was asking- but yeah more members...Van needs to get out a recruit

[eyehatecena]

Or our UK one - it's in David Cameron's bedroom (that's secretly Robs house - he lives under the stairs and sneaks in when they're out) - I think you can see it through the window - the massive MY MASTURBATION CLOSET sign - no-one ever goes in there

Yeah, and when Rob has us over for meetings, remember, knock first

[Destruction]

Yeah, and when Rob has us over for meetings, remember, knock first

I didn't and knocked one out with him

[Destruction]

I didn't and knocked one out with him

Gang Bang of course

[VanHooliganX]

Ivahos post made me think of the hardcore division/tittle- thats why I was asking- but yeah more members...Van needs to get out a recruit
D:

I've recruited quite a bit already @_@

Unless new people join up I don't think I can persuade regulars of EFedding :'(

[Destruction]

D:

I've recruited quite a bit already @_@

Unless new people join up I don't think I can persuade regulars of EFedding :'(

Van we thank for all your hard work and wish you the best of luck in your futu-...

Wait - I dont want to fire you - Just Thank You for your recruitment

[eyehatecena]

I didn't and knocked one out with him

To the official EWA Calender featuring all the female talent in the nude? If not, run to EWA.com and recieve it free for a limited time only - 69 minutes.

[Destruction]

eyehatecena can I be temporary head writer and COO for EWA

[eyehatecena]

D:

I've recruited quite a bit already @_@

Unless new people join up I don't think I can persuade regulars of EFedding :'(

You have done a lot for us Vans- we appricate it a bunch.

[Destruction]

To the official EWA Calender featuring all the female talent in the nude? If not, run to EWA.com and recieve it free for a limited time only - 69 minutes.

And a bit of Pay Per View Porn as well

[eyehatecena]

eyehatecena can I be temporary head writer and COO for EWA

Of course, and Vans, you are now head writer of your own talk show- you have full control of it

[VanHooliganX]

Van we thank for all your hard work and wish you the best of luck in your futu-...

Wait - I dont want to fire you - Just Thank You for your recruitment

No worries. :cool:

I see a lot of potential in EWA and adding awesome people for the fed is going to help :)

Would be brill to get another ultra big star in it (like Shining) but we have time

[Destruction]

Of course, and Vans, you are now head writer of your own talk show- you have full control of it

Yay, ha ha ha your all fired - except from the scum VanHooligan X - you can be my stooge

[eyehatecena]

Yay, ha ha ha your all fired - except from the scum VanHooligan X - you can be my stooge

You're You're You're

Ok, I am off now to my parents house to feed their farm animals and play with the goats.

[Destruction]

You're You're You're

Ok, I am off now to my parents house to feed their farm animals and play with the goats.

Parent's Parent's Parent's

Goat's Goat's Goat's

[VanHooliganX]

I think EWAs coming along quite well really :)

[Torphy]

I think EWAs coming along quite well really :)

I agree with you, EWA have surprised me greatly. You're one of the top feds here without a doubt, I love your shows!

[Destruction]

I agree with you, EWA have surprised me greatly. You're one of the top feds here without a doubt, I love your shows!

Thank you Torphy

As temporary COO of EWA it means a lot to our creative team and everyone on the roster.

Cheers

[Destruction]

Remember if you want a little promo as a filler and get the creative team and the readers to know you better - you got 3 days to send it to a creative member or VanHooligan X

[VanHooliganX]

I agree with you, EWA have surprised me greatly. You're one of the top feds here without a doubt, I love your shows!

Ah thanks pal :)

We had a very rocky start but all is well.

Should think of joining us 1 day pal, would be great to have you on.

[Torphy]

Ah thanks pal :)

We had a very rocky start but all is well.

Should think of joining us 1 day pal, would be great to have you on.

I would have loved to, I really would, but being the staunch EWNCW extremist that I am, I can't really have a character in a JBW affiliate :(

[Destruction]

I would have loved to, I really would, but being the staunch EWNCW extremist that I am, I can't really have a character in a JBW affiliate :(

I understand - as that is the reason I haven't brought one of my characters to EWNCW - I am just a fan

[VanHooliganX]

I would have loved to, I really would, but being the staunch EWNCW extremist that I am, I can't really have a character in a JBW affiliate :(

Fair enough bud lol

[Torphy]

Fair enough bud lol

Maybe i'll make a secret account one day and sneak in when no one's watching, don't tell anyone though shhhhh.

[Destruction]

Maybe i'll make a secret account one day and sneak in when no one's watching, don't tell anyone though shhhhh.

That is a good idea - looks like Not Destruction may be making a character soon

[VanHooliganX]

Maybe i'll make a secret account one day and sneak in when no one's watching, don't tell anyone though shhhhh.

haha nice ;D

[Destruction]

Batcave Cena when your online

[VanHooliganX]

Batcave Cena when your online

Plymouth Cena when your online

[Destruction]

plymouth cena when your online

Oh My God He Said My Hometown :D

[YoungOne245]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo
Heskey Time

Emile H4eskey the Chuck Norris of football
He got so many talents to easily drug your jord away
He dribbles down the sideline and looks likely to scoreand then steps over but falls over just missing the goal

He be the greatest to if we gracious with is two left feet that´s why we watch him like every week, defenders get weak as he´s running wings
He´s the mesiah a true patriot for the country yeah he´s takin us higher

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with his heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot, hits to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot, hits to the left and still misses
HESKEY

You think that you can bend it like beckham but can you bend it like heskey where you shoot you curve it around bu ends up in row z
and don´t even get me started on his head he puts it down and gives you the eyes you know its´HESKEY TIME

Bitch I´m heksye you don´t want to mess with me COS IF YOU DO YOU´RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE
I´m to quick for the sex offenders list I´m too over that when is et my eyes on you there´s no escape you know that

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

HESKEY, yeah it´s heskey
damn right it´s heskey I told you it was heskey

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

[B-MCINTYRE]

Parent's Parent's Parent's

Goat's Goat's Goat's

Plurals mean that you're wrong. It's goats goats goats.

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo
Heskey Time

Emile H4eskey the Chuck Norris of football
He got so many talents to easily drug your jord away
He dribbles down the sideline and looks likely to scoreand then steps over but falls over just missing the goal

He be the greatest to if we gracious with is two left feet that´s why we watch him like every week, defenders get weak as he´s running wings
He´s the mesiah a true patriot for the country yeah he´s takin us higher

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with his heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot, hits to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot, hits to the left and still misses
HESKEY

You think that you can bend it like beckham but can you bend it like heskey where you shoot you curve it around bu ends up in row z
and don´t even get me started on his head he puts it down and gives you the eyes you know its´HESKEY TIME

Bitch I´m heksye you don´t want to mess with me COS IF YOU DO YOU´RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE
I´m to quick for the sex offenders list I´m too over that when is et my eyes on you there´s no escape you know that

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

HESKEY, yeah it´s heskey
damn right it´s heskey I told you it was heskey

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

Yeah you don´t know what you´re messing with this heskey kid he´s the best there is when he fakes his shot to the left and still misses
HESKEY

IC: Who? :P

[YoungOne245]

IC: Who? :P

IC: Listen to the song -sobs-

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Listen to the song -sobs-

Already heard it many times lol

[YoungOne245]

New Sig Vanman

[VanHooliganX]

New Sig Vanman

Weird sig pal.

[Giddy]

Beautiful sig pal.
Totally agree

[YoungOne245]

Totally agree

You don´t understand

[VanHooliganX]

Totally disagree you smelly person

A tad harsh Gidzy.

[Giddy]

You don´t understand
How do you know?

[VanHooliganX]

How do you know?

He's Heskey!

He knows everything lol

[Torphy]

Ya know what lads, i've decided to sign up, i'll work out a character and be in touch with someone shortly :)

[VanHooliganX]

Ya know what lads, i've decided to sign up, i'll work out a character and be in touch with someone shortly :)

Ah nice pal! :D

Good to have you on board :)

[Giddy]

Ya know what lads, i've decided to sign up, i'll work out a character and be in touch with someone shortly :)
Awesome! Welcome aboard!

[Torphy]

Alright help me out guys, would you prefer a face or a heel? What's needed the most?

[VanHooliganX]

Alright help me out guys, would you prefer a face or a heel? What's needed the most?

Probably a face.

Can't think of any Tweeners. We have quite a few heels so i'd probably say a face :)

[Torphy]

Probably a face.

Can't think of any Tweeners. We have quite a few heels so i'd probably say a face :)

Alright then, i'll have a good think when i've had some sleep.

[eyehatecena]

Alright help me out guys, would you prefer a face or a heel? What's needed the most?

Its really up to you- but we have more heels than faces. We would be happy with anything you come up with.

[pauadrian]

Awesome! Welcome aboard!

why are you always changing your sig to insult b-mac?

[Giddy]

why are you always changing your sig to insult b-mac?
Just look at his sig

It's just a joke among friends :D

[VanHooliganX]

Just look at his sig

It's just a joke among friends :D

Or is it?!

...Yeah it is lol

[Giddy]

Or is it?!

...Yeah it is lol
He likes me less than Sully :(

Ah tartersauce :(

[pauadrian]

Just look at his sig

It's just a joke among friends :D

well you are a stupid whore :D

[Tomsta666]

I was asked by a certain member to post in this thread.

Get ready for the smog...

[pauadrian]

I was asked by a certain member to post in this thread.

Get ready for the smog...

are you still drunk?

[Tomsta666]

are you still drunk?

i THINK IM READY...

The ghost from the smooooooog!!

[pauadrian]

i THINK IM READY...

The ghost from the smooooooog!!

it was van´s idea dont blame me lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

well you are a stupid whore :D
he sure is.

are you still drunk?
he sure is.

[pauadrian]

he sure is.

he sure is.

i dont get how you know this
btw how old are you?

[Giddy]

i dont get how you know this
btw how old are you?
He's 19!!! EWNStalkerFTW!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

i dont get how you know this
btw how old are you?

about five years older than you and giddy

[B-MCINTYRE]

He's 19!!! EWNStalkerFTW!!!

Fucking Stalker!

[pauadrian]

Fucking Stalker!

you should buy an xbox

[Giddy]

Fucking Stalker!


you should buy an xbox
Check your facebooks :D

[B-MCINTYRE]

Check your facebooks :D

i dont want to i have like 120 notifications..

[pauadrian]

Check your facebooks :D

who is johhny guess and
robert woodward

[Giddy]

who is johhny guess and
robert woodward
AYS
R(ob)KO

[pauadrian]

and samuel templeman

[eyehatecena]

Wow, Whitney Houston has died- suprised she lasted this long with all the drugs she had done

[Giddy]

and samuel templeman
Kashdinero

[B-MCINTYRE]

who is johhny guess and
robert woodward
areyouserious and idk

[Giddy]

Wow, Whitney Houston has died- suprised she lasted this long with all the drugs she had done
Is your birthday september 19th?

[pauadrian]

Is your birthday september 19th?
dont tell him

[B-MCINTYRE]

time to deactivate facebook...

[eyehatecena]

Is your birthday september 19th?
Nope, not even close

[Giddy]

Nope, not even close
Well that narrows it down... Do you even have a FB? And if you do, does your profile pic have four people in it?

[eyehatecena]

Well that narrows it down... Do you even have a FB? And if you do, does your profile pic have four people in it?
Don't have one yet, just have not had the time

[Giddy]

Don't have one yet, just have not had the time
Damn. I was trying to find you and add you to the EWfrieNds group! That's where everyone is right now!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Damn. I was trying to find you and add you to the EWfrieNds group! That's where everyone is right now!

i just quit facebook because of you :p

[Giddy]

i just quit facebook because of you :p
You had a fun time! Don't try to deny it!

[pauadrian]

Damn. I was trying to find you and add you to the EWfrieNds group! That's where everyone is right now!

kiss my a$! giddy

[B-MCINTYRE]

You had a fun time! Don't try to deny it!

Blocks Colin Gidarakos
:P

[Giddy]

kiss my a$! giddy
I'd rather not...

[pauadrian]

I'd rather not...
yo
you do realize i was starting to like you?
goddamit giddy

[Giddy]

yo
you do realize i was starting to like you?
goddamit giddy
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mWbsncRD-W0/S5YgTW8NjmI/AAAAAAAAAsE/4iZk7VkV3_0/s400/c902-Mitchell-Cremona-16.jpg

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mWbsncRD-W0/S5YgTW8NjmI/AAAAAAAAAsE/4iZk7VkV3_0/s400/c902-Mitchell-Cremona-16.jpg

Does the baby need his bottle? ;P

[pauadrian]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mWbsncRD-W0/S5YgTW8NjmI/AAAAAAAAAsE/4iZk7VkV3_0/s400/c902-Mitchell-Cremona-16.jpg

you make me so mad i want to punch b mac in the face lets do it

[Giddy]

you make me so mad i want to punch b mac in the face lets do it
Let's do it!

[B-MCINTYRE]

you make me so mad i want to punch b mac in the face lets do it

Bring it on bitches :P

[pauadrian]

Let's do it!

-bmac looks afraid-
-pau punches giddy and bmac joins in-

[B-MCINTYRE]

Let's do it!

oh i thought you wanted to fight... i see now. I'll leave you to alone for your doing it..

[B-MCINTYRE]

-bmac looks afraid-
-pau punches giddy and bmac joins in-

yesterday i shot Giddy with a shotgun like 5 times in the HWA thread lol

[Giddy]

-bmac looks afraid-
-pau punches B-Mac and Giddy joins in-
Well that was fun!

[Giddy]

oh i thought you wanted to fight... i see now. I'll leave you to alone for your doing it..
Shut up...

[Tomsta666]

I hope y'all motherfuckers have your gas masks ready...

Cos' the SMOG is coming...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Shut up...

good one giddy :)

[Destruction]

Is your birthday september 19th?

Holy Fucking Shit how did you know??

[B-MCINTYRE]

Holy Fucking Shit how did you know??

He's a stalker!

[pauadrian]

He's a stalker!

look at your post count in a monthmate you are worse than broc

[Destruction]

He's a stalker!

IC: For fuck's sake - 1st Gary Glitter and now him

[B-MCINTYRE]

look at your post count in a monthmate you are worse than broc

He's my idol :p

[pauadrian]

He's my idol :p

looking at your post count per day

Posts Per Day99.08

[B-MCINTYRE]

looking at your post count per day

Posts Per Day99.08

and your point is?

[VanHooliganX]

I hope y'all motherfuckers have your gas masks ready...

Cos' the SMOG is coming...

Bring it on Smogger! lol

[Shining Light]

BREAKING NEWS:

*CJ turns around in his Office chair wearing his "serious face"*

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a crisis. Rob is currently on vacation and EWA is in need of a show. But have no fear, for CJ is here. On Friday the 17th February, prepare to be amazed as I tell the story of my life.

"How Jacko became Whacko", the story of Christopher Jackson.

Friday the 17th February, be there... or be any kind of shape you want to be. I'm not a big fan of squares to be honest.

And if you don't watch the show, remember this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F4FSTV7s1U

[VanHooliganX]

BREAKING NEWS:

*CJ turns around in his Office chair wearing his "serious face"*

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a crisis. Rob is currently on vacation and EWA is in need of a show. But have no fear, for CJ is here. On Friday the 17th February, prepare to be amazed as I tell the story of my life.

"How Jacko became Whacko", the story of Christopher Jackson.

Friday the 17th February, be there... or be any kind of shape you want to be. I'm not a big fan of squares to be honest.

And if you don't watch the show, remember this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F4FSTV7s1U


Whey! In SLs fav 5 :cool:

Looking forward to it as well.

We've got very good cover for no Fury and Pain it seems :cool:

[eyehatecena]

Yep...and I will most probally do a top 10 EWA list as seen through Barbies eyes.

And a short little EWA recap show leading for leading up to our second PPV- which is coming up after after 2 episides each of Fury, PAIN! and Carnage

[VanHooliganX]

Yep...and I will most probally do a top 10 EWA list as seen through Barbies eyes.

And a short little EWA recap show leading for leading up to our second PPV- which is coming up after after 2 episides each of Fury, PAIN! and Carnage

Barbie = EWAs exclusive spokesperson lol

[eyehatecena]

Barbie = EWAs exclusive spokesperson lol

Yep, she made that one and only HWA cameo- but she is EWA all the way. She may even talk about that cameo

[VanHooliganX]

Yep, she made that one and only HWA cameo- but she is EWA all the way. She may even talk about that cameo

Barbies big 2...Lists of who'se doing well on Fury and Pain

;D

[eyehatecena]

Yep...and I will most probally do a top 10 EWA list as seen through Barbies eyes.

And a short little EWA recap show leading for leading up to our second PPV- which is coming up after after 2 episides each of Fury, PAIN! and Carnage

Yes, I am quoting myself, lol. I think on that lil recap I might even have Barbie interview its two newest members- well maybe 3 newest members. I will see

[eyehatecena]

And I will probally also do a top ten quotes in EWA history

[VanHooliganX]

Yes, I am quoting myself, lol. I think on that lil recap I might even have Barbie interview its two newest members- well maybe 3 newest members. I will see

DJ: *Trying to say her interviews will be very inferior to his show, but can't get his words out and isn't staring at her eyes*


You can take over an episode of P.O.C if you want pal :)

[Destruction]

Yes, I am quoting myself, lol. I think on that lil recap I might even have Barbie interview its two newest members- well maybe 3 newest members. I will see

Great idea EHC - go ahead with it for sure

[eyehatecena]

Great idea EHC - go ahead with it for sure
Btw, look in the batcave- I added a note for Torphy's guy- something he asked in the EWNCW thread

[Destruction]

Btw, look in the batcave- I added a note for Torphy's guy- something he asked in the EWNCW thread

1 step ahead of ya

[Destruction]

What about 1 PoC - DJ and Barbie joint host the 3 new characters

[eyehatecena]

Great idea EHC - go ahead with it for sure

And I will probally start on this tonight or tomorrow night during RAW- as I pretty much don't pay attention to RAW all that much anymore unless Punk or Chris are on.

[VanHooliganX]

DJ: *Trying to say her interviews will be very inferior to his show, but can't get his words out and isn't staring at her eyes*


You can take over an episode of P.O.C if you want pal :)

Quoting myself so people can see this since I think people missed it.

[eyehatecena]

What about 1 PoC - DJ and Barbie joint host the 3 new characters

That would be Vans call, but I would gladly work with him

[Destruction]

And I will probally start on this tonight or tomorrow night during RAW- as I pretty much don't pay attention to RAW all that much anymore unless Punk or Chris are on.


As instead of waking up at 1 o'clock in the morning, I watch Raw when I finish school. I normally have a quick look on the forums 1st to see if anything holy fucking shit happens, otherwise I don't really pay attention

[VanHooliganX]

As instead of waking up at 1 o'clock in the morning, I watch Raw when I finish school. I normally have a quick look on the forums 1st to see if anything holy fucking shit happens, otherwise I don't really pay attention

EWA usually has IC'ing, discussion about certain popular characters or shows that have happened or upcoming.

All activeness :cool:

[pauadrian]

EWA usually has IC'ing, discussion about certain popular characters or shows that have happened or upcoming.

All activeness :cool:

except when you remind me to post
its pretty damn quiet

[Destruction]

IC (Turnes): Barbie and us had a very good time

[pauadrian]

IC (Turnes): Barbie and us had a very good time

IC: nice doll you have there

[VanHooliganX]

except when you remind me to post
its pretty damn quiet

Need to create a spark on the gasoline, if you will.

Also FUCK YEEEAAAH!

Another fave 5 list :cool:

I haven't even bribed any of these people to be on their list :cool:

[Destruction]

IC: nice doll you have there

IC: Nice world title you have there - but too be honest with Barbie, Ashley, Iva and Faith, i don't really envy you

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Nice world title you have there - but too be honest with Barbie, Ashley, Iva and Faith, i don't really envy you

VHX: Ashley is 1 of the biggest whores i've ever seen. I can't believe the first appearances in EFedding I did was with that slut!

[Destruction]

VHX: Ashley is 1 of the biggest whores i've ever seen. I can't believe the first appearances in EFedding I did was with that slut!

IC: And... she's our slut

[VanHooliganX]

IC: And... she's our slut

VHX: Can't argue with that.

[Destruction]

VHX: Can't argue with that.

IC: Yeah I can. You're (I used the right grammar :D) supposed to be a heel yet you don't want to argue with anyone #areyouseriousbro

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Yeah I can. You're (I used the right grammar :D) supposed to be a heel yet you don't want to argue with anyone #areyouseriousbro

VHX: Oh don't worry. You disrespect me and i'll kick your face in with my sports equipment

[Destruction]

VHX: Oh don't worry. You disrespect me and i'll kick your face in with my sports equipment

IC: You start on us, we will shove your finger where the sun don't shine

[VanHooliganX]

IC: You start on us, we will shove your finger where the sun don't shine

VHX: Please leave your sexual fantasies outside of this company please. Freak.

[Destruction]

VHX: Please leave your sexual fantasies outside of this company please. Freak.

IC: You leave, CJ has given us permission to have whatever sexual fantasies we want. You know what Van, Broc is a very good personal friend of ours, and I'm sure he doesn't have a problem showing you how to wrestle, how to play hockey, how to play football, and how to do whatever sports you like. You call us freaks - you didn't say that when you ran away from us on Fury

OOC: I was reading A Lion's Tales and the Rock and Roll express liked to play pranks in which they got fingers shoved up their ass

[Torphy]

IC as Noah Philips: Ohhh Yeeaahh! The Macho Man... yeaaah! Has Signed...! To E..W..A.. yeaah! The fans.. the fans they asked the me.. yeeah! Mach.. when are you gettin' back in the ring...!? And the Macho Man! ...yeaah! He says.. it's time! Yeeeaaah! It's time to get back in the ring.. yeeaah! And whether it's a Steeeel Caaage match or.. an arm wrestling match.. yeeah! You.. can be sure that Mach is gonna come out on top... you better believe it! Ohhhh Yeaaaah!

[Destruction]

IC as Noah Philips: Ohhh Yeeaahh! The Macho Man... yeaaah! Has Signed...! To E..W..A.. yeaah! The fans.. the fans they asked the me.. yeeah! Mach.. when are you gettin' back in the ring...!? And the Macho Man! ...yeaah! He says.. it's time! Yeeeaaah! It's time to get back in the ring.. yeeaah! And whether it's a Steeeel Caaage match or.. an arm wrestling match.. yeeah! You.. can be sure that Mach is gonna come out on top... you better believe it! Ohhhh Yeaaaah!

Well done Torphy - great character ~cheers~ ~claps~

[VanHooliganX]

IC: You leave, CJ has given us permission to have whatever sexual fantasies we want. You know what Van, Broc is a very good personal friend of ours, and I'm sure he doesn't have a problem showing you how to wrestle, how to play hockey, how to play football, and how to do whatever sports you like. You call us freaks - you didn't say that when you ran away from us on Fury

OOC: I was reading A Lion's Tales and the Rock and Roll express liked to play pranks in which they got fingers shoved up their ass

vhx: Broc will be sorted with at Untamed Khaos. If you call leaving from a 3 on 1 situation stupid then by all means have a 2 or 7 handicap match and we'll see how long you 2 dolts last.


IC as Noah Philips: Ohhh Yeeaahh! The Macho Man... yeaaah! Has Signed...! To E..W..A.. yeaah! The fans.. the fans they asked the me.. yeeah! Mach.. when are you gettin' back in the ring...!? And the Macho Man! ...yeaah! He says.. it's time! Yeeeaaah! It's time to get back in the ring.. yeeaah! And whether it's a Steeeel Caaage match or.. an arm wrestling match.. yeeah! You.. can be sure that Mach is gonna come out on top... you better believe it! Ohhhh Yeaaaah!

Cass: Welcome to EWA Noa--Err Macho man ;) haha

[Tomsta666]

huygiuyg
BONESAW!! BONESAW!! BONESAW!!

[Destruction]

vhx: Broc will be sorted with at Untamed Khaos. If you call leaving from a 3 on 1 situation stupid then by all means have a 2 or 7 handicap match and we'll see how long you 2 dolts last.



Cass: Welcome to EWA Noa--Err Macho man ;) haha

IC: You really are a heel - as I mean whenever you see us you run away as fast as you can on your heels

[VanHooliganX]

huygiuyg
BONESAW!! BONESAW!! BONESAW!!

Damn you Smoggies! lol

5-3 btw ;D (Last night)

[Destruction]

Van is it Hot your interviewing on PoC

[VanHooliganX]

Van is it Hot your interviewing on PoC

That it is correct pal.

[Destruction]

That it is correct pal.

That is very good. Johnny Hot and DJ are very good characters and you and Giddy are quite funny on a lot of things

[VanHooliganX]

That is very good. Johnny Hot and DJ are very good characters and you and Giddy are quite funny on a lot of things

Should be a good episode :cool:

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmUW41m93oY

Wow Ivanhoe. I truly fear ya ;D

[eyehatecena]

What about 1 PoC - DJ and Barbie joint host the 3 new characters

Actually I think Vans doing his own thing would be better- I like his style of interviewing.
With the recap/road to Untamed Khaos show I may just have Barbie hosting that- and having her give the 3 new guys some interview time- basically asking why they signed with the company- what they hope to acheive, or whatever they want to say...etc...I will send out PMs for that later tonight- unless you 3 are reading this now- you can send me a PM

[Torphy]

Cass: Welcome to EWA Noa--Err Macho man ;) haha

IC as Noah Philips: Alright now listen up Playa, Noah Philips is here to give a demonstration of his domination. Now, i've noticed there have been a number of harmless back and forths between multiple superstars here in EWA! And what that means, Playa, is i'm about to book a TAG.. TEAM.. MATCH! Ya feelin' me? Now, if any of you have any problems with my authority, then my office door is open, so feel free to come and let me know! Holla!

[VanHooliganX]

IC as Noah Philips: Alright now listen up Playa, Noah Philips is here to give a demonstration of his domination. Now, i've noticed there have been a number of harmless back and forths between multiple superstars here in EWA! And what that means, Playa, is i'm about to book a TAG.. TEAM.. MATCH! Ya feelin' me? Now, if any of you have any problems with my authority, then my office door is open, so feel free to come and let me know! Holla!

*Cass looks confused as he has changed personalities*

DJ: Don't worry Jacob. I speak Teddylongeanese! Now Playa! Holla Holla playa...err..playa Tag team playa? Holla...Ya feel me? *Does Teddys dance*

[VanHooliganX]

Actually I think Vans doing his own thing would be better- I like his style of interviewing.
With the recap/road to Untamed Khaos show I may just have Barbie hosting that- and having her give the 3 new guys some interview time- basically asking why they signed with the company- what they hope to acheive, or whatever they want to say...etc...I will send out PMs for that later tonight- unless you 3 are reading this now- you can send me a PM

Fair enough. But you can take an episode over.

Hell if anyone wants to write their full interview without me pumping a bit Donnatello Jackson into it then be my guest :)

[Torphy]

*Cass looks confused as he has changed personalities*

DJ: Don't worry Jacob. I speak Teddylongeanese! Now Playa! Holla Holla playa...err..playa Tag team playa? Holla...Ya feel me? *Does Teddys dance*

IC: Now listen... The Macho Maaan.. yeaaah! The Macho man don't dance.. because ya see.. yeaaah! Ya see... Miss Elizabeth has two left feet.. and she's the only gal that Mach would ever.. ever dance with.. Ohh Yeaaah! Now Cass.. I see your biceps maaan, you're givin me two tickets.. yeeaah! Two tickets to the gun show! So I tell ya what The Macho Man is gonna do! The Macho man is gonna bring his own guns.. yeeaaah! His own guns to the show, and...

....

Fifty Dollars! Do I hear Sixty? Sixty anywhere in the room? Fifty Dollars with the man in the blue shirt.. going once.. going twice..

*slaps self on the back of the head*

Ohhhh Yeeeaaah!

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Now listen... The Macho Maaan.. yeaaah! The Macho man don't dance.. because ya see.. yeaaah! Ya see... Miss Elizabeth has two left feet.. and she's the only gal that Mach would ever.. ever dance with.. Ohh Yeaaah! Now Cass.. I see your biceps maaan, you're givin me two tickets.. yeeaah! Two tickets to the gun show! So I tell ya what The Macho Man is gonna do! The Macho man is gonna bring his own guns.. yeeaaah! His own guns to the show, and...

....

Fifty Dollars! Do I hear Sixty? Sixty anywhere in the room? Fifty Dollars with the man in the blue shirt.. going once.. going twice..

*slaps self on the back of the head*

Ohhhh Yeeeaaah!

DJ: I don't speak Machomanian but I'll give you $75!

[Torphy]

DJ: I don't speak Machomanian but I'll give you $75!

IC: Listen up my little puke-amaniac! The Macho maaan doesn't need your money.. yeeaaah! But i'll tell ya what he needs! Mach needs everyone in EWA.. everyone right here.. yeeahh! To watch their backs.. yeaah! Because the Macho Man is comin' maaan, and he's ready for a fight..

...

Holla!

[eyehatecena]

Fair enough. But you can take an episode over.

Hell if anyone wants to write their full interview without me pumping a bit Donnatello Jackson into it then be my guest :)

Already started writing- it will not be a PoC- just a recap- and talking to a few new guys

[VanHooliganX]

Already started writing- it will not be a PoC- just a recap- and talking to a few new guys

Fair enough then pal :)

[eyehatecena]

Fair enough then pal :)

Reading through the shows- a lot has happened- I am just trying to keep it shortish- just now finished up to Bloodbath

[VanHooliganX]

Reading through the shows- a lot has happened- I am just trying to keep it shortish- just now finished up to Bloodbath

Guessing we've steadily improved yes?

I demand a top 4,000 list!

[eyehatecena]

Guessing we've steadily improved yes?

I demand a top 4,000 list!

Yep, and I have finished typing it up- I have two of the three interviews to add to it- I have typed too much tonight

[pauadrian]

Yep, and I have finished typing it up- I have two of the three interviews to add to it- I have typed too much tonight

i believe you

[Destruction]

remember carnage promo's - tomorrow's supposed to be the deadline

[VanHooliganX]

remember carnage promo's - tomorrow's supposed to be the deadline

Aye i'm going to need the answers today Giddy.

[VanHooliganX]

remember carnage promo's - tomorrow's supposed to be the deadline

Also sent my promo onto YO245. So now we wait until he gets it :)

[Torphy]

Wait until you see the interview conducted by Barbie with Noah Philips, he takes on a new persona and I had a lot of fun writing it!

[VanHooliganX]

Wait until you see the interview conducted by Barbie with Noah Philips, he takes on a new persona and I had a lot of fun writing it!

haha can't wait :)

EHC is great to work with.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

remember carnage promo's - tomorrow's supposed to be the deadline

No worries mate, should be sent by tonight the latest! :)

[Destruction]

Will PoC be out on time Van?

[VanHooliganX]

Will PoC be out on time Van?

Depends if Giddy gives me his answers anytime today.

[eyehatecena]

haha can't wait :)

EHC is great to work with.

Thanks Van...and you are great to work with too. And Torphy's interview ends the show- I just edited one or two words from Barbie with what he sent in, but using it as is, as its great. Its finished minus Smoggys interview, but I can still post without it.

[VanHooliganX]

haha Noah is a great character XD Great interviews, great questions and good review of everything that has happened.

Poor Barbie. She can't get any type of break. lol

[eyehatecena]

haha Noah is a great character XD Great interviews, great questions and good review of everything that has happened.

Poor Barbie. She can't get any type of break. lol

Lol...Yeah I just went ahead and posted it minus a Smoogies interview even though he made an appearence. I had a different idea for the ending but Torphys interview- well I had to change the ending. I just added the glass breaking and her shirt getting drenched

[Torphy]

There's Noah for you anyway, that poor young man lol

[eyehatecena]

There's Noah for you anyway, that poor young man lol
I can't wait for you to make an official in ring debut lol

[Destruction]

Well done Cena - you can have a 20p bonus

[eyehatecena]

Well done Cena - you can have a 20p bonus
yaaaaaay...money

[Torphy]

yaaaaaay...money

Noah Philips: The house will need to take its 15% commision for that.

[eyehatecena]

Noah Philips: The house will need to take its 15% commision for that.

ok....sniff sniff

[VanHooliganX]

Good news.

Woke up and 2 private messages from Giddy.

It'll be out later today :)

Bad news.

YoungOne hasn't pm'd me so unless he has PM'd WrestlingFan we're still waiting on him.

So before it gets to late I may write your part and give it to WF.

[Destruction]

There's no rush Van, if the show is a little late so be it. I'm still waiting for AirBourne's and Krysys' as well, so the show can't be up until I get theirs

[VanHooliganX]

There's no rush Van, if the show is a little late so be it. I'm still waiting for AirBourne's and Krysys' as well, so the show can't be up until I get theirs

Fair enough pal.

[Shining Light]

FRIDAY 17TH FEBRUARY - "HOW JACKO BECAME WHACKO" - THE STORY OF CHRISTOPHER JACKSON

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may even have a wank or two!

[VanHooliganX]

FRIDAY 17TH FEBRUARY - "HOW JACKO BECAME WHACKO" - THE STORY OF CHRISTOPHER JACKSON

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may even have a wank or two!

XD I still laugh at that lol


Okay guys. Show will be up soon.

Luckily for you guys I have had 0 speeches sent in. So if you send me 1 now or ASAP. Your words will be the fillers underneath the show.

Which is a damn good way to show off your skills and show why your character derserves a push ;D (HINT HINT HINT)

(Disclaimer: I aren't with creative. I just do this to help you guys stand out as much as possible so it is mainly up to you guys to show them what you can do.)

[Destruction]

XD I still laugh at that lol


Okay guys. Show will be up soon.

Luckily for you guys I have had 0 speeches sent in. So if you send me 1 now or ASAP. Your words will be the fillers underneath the show.

Which is a damn good way to show off your skills and show why your character derserves a push ;D (HINT HINT HINT)

(Disclaimer: I aren't with creative. I just do this to help you guys stand out as much as possible so it is mainly up to you guys to show them what you can do.)

To be honest Van, there is a big possibility of a push, it gives us a better chance to assess them and it shows they're committed

[VanHooliganX]

To be honest Van, there is a big possibility of a push, it gives us a better chance to assess them and it shows they're committed

Quoting that fradazzle (word? :S) post!

Get them speeches in people. I may be selecting the interviewing order but I'm posting the speeches in order of when I get them.

I have 1 and that is my Jacob Cass but you can replace hiiiim! D:

The show is written as well! :D

It will be out soon.

[Torphy]

Quoting that fradazzle (word? :S) post!

Get them speeches in people. I may be selecting the interviewing order but I'm posting the speeches in order of when I get them.

I have 1 and that is my Jacob Cass but you can replace hiiiim! D:

The show is written as well! :D

It will be out soon.

Enjoy Noah Philips' latest work!

[VanHooliganX]

Enjoy Noah Philips' latest work!

Arrive.
Noah.
Leave.

lol

I can vouch for the awesomeness that he PM'd me.

I have to say, Noah has a pretty good gimmick, copying other styles or gimmicks is a good gimmick lol

I may have to interview him soon too.

[Destruction]

They say the best gimmicks are what people are personally x1000

So does Noah actually pretend to be other people

[Torphy]

They say the best gimmicks are what people are personally x1000

So does Noah actually pretend to be other people

Noah has severe Schizophrenia, he wakes up every day thinking he's someone new.

[Shining Light]

Noah has severe Schizophrenia, he wakes up every day thinking he's someone new.

IC: *CJ walks up to Noah and looks him up and down*

You remind me of someone.... Big eyes, blue skin, 2 horns... Oh yeah!

http://thoughtswemighthavehad.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sully.jpg

*Hugs Noah*

I love you!

[VanHooliganX]

IC: *CJ walks up to Noah and looks him up and down*

You remind me of someone.... Big eyes, blue skin, 2 horns... Oh yeah!

http://thoughtswemighthavehad.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sully.jpg

*Hugs Noah*

I love you!


VHX: I'm really not paid enough...

[Shining Light]

VHX: I'm really not paid enough...

CJ: You want a pay rise? I've got tons of cash! I was in a car accident when I was little and was sent flying through the windscreen. The Doctor's said it was a miracle that I even survived and only escaped with minor head damage...

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: You want a pay rise? I've got tons of cash! I was in a car accident when I was little and was sent flying through the windscreen. The Doctor's said it was a miracle that I even survived and only escaped with minor head damage...

VHX: Sure. I'll take a small payrise. How about the Nash contract that whenever someone is paid higher then my salary I get bumped up to there salary. Sounds fair enough to me :)

[Shining Light]

VHX: Sure. I'll take a small payrise. How about the Nash contract that whenever someone is paid higher then my salary I get bumped up to there salary. Sounds fair enough to me :)

CJ: Yeah that's fine by me! Anything to keep the World's 2nd best Wrestler on EWA :)

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: Yeah that's fine by me! Anything to keep the World's 2nd best Wrestler on EWA :)

VHX: Look CJ. Your brother isn't a wrestler. He barely can interview.

[Shining Light]

VHX: Look CJ. Your brother isn't a wrestler. He barely can interview.

CJ: You thought I meant? *Laughs* Oh no, no, no... I was on about this guy

http://www.wwe.com/f/article/image/2011/09/20120206_raw_jlkeepsjob_c.jpg

That's Mr Excitement right there folks, the best in the World at what he does.

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: You thought I meant? *Laughs* Oh no, no, no... I was on about this guy

http://www.wwe.com/f/article/image/2011/09/20120206_raw_jlkeepsjob_c.jpg

That's Mr Excitement right there folks, the best in the World at what he does.

VHX:...Still don't feel paid enough

[VanHooliganX]

Wow under 10 posts away from 3,000 posts. That was pretty quick lol

[Shining Light]

Wow under 10 posts away from 3,000 posts. That was pretty quick lol

Hooray! Never really thought about that :P


VHX:...Still don't feel paid enough

CJ: Look, I've done all I can to make you happy! And if that isn't enough for you then *CJ points his finger at VHX* YYYYYOOOOUUUURRRRR FFFFFFF

*Mr McGiven walks in the room and looks at CJ and Van*

FFFriendship means a lot to me!

*CJ awkwardly puts his arm around Van. Mr McGiven nods and walks out*

[Torphy]

Hooray! Never really thought about that :P



CJ: Look, I've done all I can to make you happy! And if that isn't enough for you then *CJ points his finger at VHX* YYYYYOOOOUUUURRRRR FFFFFFF

*Mr McGiven walks in the room and looks at CJ and Van*

FFFriendship means a lot to me!

*CJ awkwardly puts his arm around Van. Mr McGiven nods and walks out*

*Noah walks into the room in drag*

Noah: Has anyone seen my lipstick!?

[VanHooliganX]

Hooray! Never really thought about that :P



CJ: Look, I've done all I can to make you happy! And if that isn't enough for you then *CJ points his finger at VHX* YYYYYOOOOUUUURRRRR FFFFFFF

*Mr McGiven walks in the room and looks at CJ and Van*

FFFriendship means a lot to me!

*CJ awkwardly puts his arm around Van. Mr McGiven nods and walks out*

VHX: Can I have my personal space back now...

OOC: Aye. After we hit 3k I'll see which 1k posts was the quickest lol

[VanHooliganX]

*Noah walks into the room in drag*

Noah: Has anyone seen my lipstick!?

VHX: I'll guess that you're either Mae Young, A current Diva or CJ.

[Shining Light]

*Noah walks into the room in drag*

Noah: Has anyone seen my lipstick!?

CJ: Yeah, I put it over there

*Noah walks over to CJ's desk and bends over. CJ can't resist and bends down to look under the dress*

Damn... no fanny for the tranny :(

[Destruction]

I just Remembered something

What was it

[Destruction]

Oh Yeah

I GET THE 3000th POST

Beat that Bitch