EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[B-MCINTYRE]

A million dollars is always nice

Damn Straight!

[eyehatecena]

I reconnected with a friend I had not seen in about 3 years- we ran into each other at Walmart of all places and spent the rest of the day catching up- and damn she got even hotter, lol and got single, lol. Anyways we are going to some Mardi Gras parades tomorrow, then out again Wed night

[B-MCINTYRE]

I reconnected with a friend I had not seen in about 3 years- we ran into each other at Walmart of all places and spent the rest of the day catching up- and damn she got even hotter, lol and got single, lol. Anyways we are going to some Mardi Gras parades tomorrow, then out again Wed night

This explains why your day was good....

[VanHooliganX]

A million dollars is always nice

4,000 post!

Wow. 6-7 days that 1k took @_@ That's insane lol

[Giddy]

*Hot punches DJ in the face*

[wrestlingfan66513]

New Blog Wars is up!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Hot punches DJ in the face*

*CJ and BJ walk around the corner and see this*

[Giddy]

*CJ and BJ walk around the corner and see this*
*Hot punches BJ, then CJ runs away* (Because CJ is untouchable)

[Giddy]

My day: I tried to stop my sister from fighting with my brother, she whipped a half pound bag of shells at me from about 1 foot and hit me square in the mouth. Then, I lost my glasses, and haven't been able to see since. Plus I'm way over tired. Not a very good day :/

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Hot punches BJ, then CJ runs away* (Because CJ is untouchable)
*DJ gets up*
Will I Am: Look out DJ, Dingo's behind you!

My day: I tried to stop my sister from fighting with my brother, she whipped a half pound bag of shells at me from about 1 foot and hit me square in the mouth. Then, I lost my glasses, and haven't been able to see since. Plus I'm way over tired. Not a very good day :/

not a good day at all..

[Giddy]

*DJ gets up*
Will I Am: Look out DJ, Dingo's behind you!


not a good day at all..

*This time Dingo is actually behind him*

Dingo: G'Day mate!

DJ: Get away!!!!

*DJ runs into a wall*

[Giddy]

not a good day at all..
You're telling me

[eyehatecena]

My day: I tried to stop my sister from fighting with my brother, she whipped a half pound bag of shells at me from about 1 foot and hit me square in the mouth. Then, I lost my glasses, and haven't been able to see since. Plus I'm way over tired. Not a very good day :/

ok, that is a sucky day




*waves my hand in front of giddy- You Can't See Me

[VanHooliganX]

My day: I tried to stop my sister from fighting with my brother, she whipped a half pound bag of shells at me from about 1 foot and hit me square in the mouth. Then, I lost my glasses, and haven't been able to see since. Plus I'm way over tired. Not a very good day :/

Shit day man :(

At least it wasn't 1 of those bad days that make it a bad year.

[B-MCINTYRE]

*This time Dingo is actually behind him*

Dingo: G'Day mate!

DJ: Get away!!!!

*DJ runs into a wall*
*Dingo shakes his head*
Dingo: DJ ,Ya bloody drongo. Do you have a thing for hospitals or something?
*DJ shakes his head*
Dingo: Too bad, you're going to one anyway mate!
*Dingo jumps up like a kangaroo and hits a dropkick to DJ's face before landing on his feet.
Dingo: I'm sick of trying to help ya mate.

You're telling me
that i am.

[eyehatecena]

ugh, I guess they are gonna push Cena down our throats again- he is back to doing corny promos

[VanHooliganX]

ugh, I guess they are gonna push Cena down our throats again- he is back to doing corny promos

Bigger question is who'se the EWA version of Cena :P

[B-MCINTYRE]

Bigger question is who'se the EWA version of Cena :P

Good question. Whose the biggest face?

[eyehatecena]

We have no Cena in EWA- I would not allow it, lol

[VanHooliganX]

We have no Cena in EWA- I would not allow it, lol

So Mike Muir it is ;P lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

So Mike Muir it is ;P lol

Mike Muir is so overused :p

[eyehatecena]

So Mike Muir it is ;P lol
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! not himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

it can be Taco Torres- I have him saying stupid things

[VanHooliganX]

Mike Muir is so overused :p

10 year olds and lower: "Lets go Mike Muir!"

Everyone with common sense: "MIKE MUIR SUCKS!" XD

joke EHC :P

[eyehatecena]

* goes off to pull up the script for ep 3 of PAIN! and removes the Lets Go Muir! chants

[VanHooliganX]

* goes off to pull up the script for ep 3 of PAIN! and removes the Lets Go Muir! chants

XD I lol'd.

I may make a character from Germany too lol

Reason: I love Rammstein.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Let's go Muir, Muir sucks
Lets Go Muir, MUIR SUCKS
lets GO Muir, MUIR SUCKS

[B-MCINTYRE]

XD I lol'd.

I may make a character from Germany too lol

Reason: I love Rammstein.

I haven't listened to any rammstein in ages...

[VanHooliganX]

Let's go Muir, Muir sucks
Lets Go Muir, MUIR SUCKS
lets GO Muir, MUIR SUCKS

Reckon Muir will help push the Zack Ryder of EWA and then break his heart?


I haven't listened to any rammstein in ages...

You should again pal :)

[eyehatecena]

XD I lol'd.

I may make a character from Germany too lol

Reason: I love Rammstein.

Das ist sehr gut! Und Ich liebe Rammstein!

[VanHooliganX]

Das ist sehr gut! Und Ich liebe Rammstein!

My German sucks but:

This is very good! and I like Rammstein!

Think I'm close anyway. Glad you agree if I'm right.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Reckon Muir will help push the Zack Ryder of EWA and then break his heart?



You should again pal :)
Yeah he'll push Cass :p

[eyehatecena]

Reckon Muir will help push the Zack Ryder of EWA and then break his heart?



You should again pal :)

Nah, Muir would never do that. He is too nice of a guy

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah he'll push Cass :p

Cass: You're just jealous that my Casskis are fans of me then being Dingoskis!

[eyehatecena]

My German sucks but:

This is very good! and I like Rammstein!

Think I'm close anyway. Glad you agree if I'm right.

Very good- liebe is love.

Yeah, My German is a bit rusty- I need to get back there to pratice again. Maybe this summer

[B-MCINTYRE]

Cass: You're just jealous that my Casskis are fans of me then being Dingoskis!

Dingo: The Mac Pack will feed the Casskis to the crocs mate!

[Giddy]

It's IC time!!!

Just remember, I can barely see

[B-MCINTYRE]

It's IC time!!!

Just remember, I can barely see
It's okay. I can't read remember ;)

[eyehatecena]

It's IC time!!!

Just remember, I can barely see

I know, I did the Cena hand thingy and you did not see it, lol



seriously though- that sucks


​you can't see me

[Giddy]

It's okay. I can't read remember ;)
What do beads have to do with anything? :p

[Giddy]

I know, I did the Cena hand thingy and you did not see it, lol



seriously though- that sucks


​you can't see me
IC: Muir really is the Cena!!

[VanHooliganX]

It's IC time!!!

Just remember, I can barely see

VHX: Can't see hmmm?

Weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather

[Giddy]

VHX: Can't see hmmm?

Weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather weather whether whether weather
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SP2ayN_tmH4/ThfnCdgqiUI/AAAAAAAAATc/55EBFFE1Vrg/s1600/why-do-you-mock-me1.jpg

IC:

*Hot goes to punch Van, but punches BJ, who runs around and steps on DJ's toe, who falls over and hits Dingo, who stumbles into a shelf, and all the contents of the shelf fall onto DJ*

[B-MCINTYRE]

What do beads have to do with anything? :p
No i don't have any seeds. Why do you want seeds?

[eyehatecena]

IC: Muir really is the Cena!!

He is what Cena should be- the best wrestler in the world

johnny hot is what cena is like today. he will probally win all his matches and win all the titles- and it will not have anything to do with talent.
​i will probally not be online that much for the next two days but i hope we get to 5000 pages

[VanHooliganX]

He is what Cena should be- the best wrestler in the world

johnny hot is what cena is like today. he will probally win all his matches and win all the titles- and it will not have anything to do with talent.
​i will probally not be online that much for the next two days but i hope we get to 5000 pages


We're not THAT active!

[Giddy]

I'd fuck Spear's younger sister on my god
http://todayscountrymusicvideos.com/files/2012/01/Jamie.jpg

[eyehatecena]

No i don't have any seeds. Why do you want seeds?

I think he wants the deed to my house

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SP2ayN_tmH4/ThfnCdgqiUI/AAAAAAAAATc/55EBFFE1Vrg/s1600/why-do-you-mock-me1.jpg

IC:

*Hot goes to punch Van, but punches BJ, who runs around and steps on DJ's toe, who falls over and hits Dingo, who stumbles into a shelf, and all the contents of the shelf fall onto DJ*

Dingo: Blimey DJ, What's your problem.
*dingo punches DJ who slams into BJ and falls down*
Will I Am: Even that fucking Dingo hates DJ now hahahaaha

[SouthernBlood]

so did I miss anything on all those back pages there? Im back been off work all evenin ,just getting on now.

[B-MCINTYRE]

We're not THAT active!

I can see us doing that....

[Giddy]

I'm excited to see Big Time Rush on March 2nd with this one girl who hates boy bands but will spend the time with me
ANOTHER BIG TIME RUSH FAN!!! I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!!! ONE OF US!!!! d

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MSCse4LyEqg/S8FIUqn6ErI/AAAAAAAAAOs/fBdOCvW-t_U/s1600/BigTimeRush3.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

http://todayscountrymusicvideos.com/files/2012/01/Jamie.jpg


Why did you go back to page 100? lol

I would do horrible things to her if the opportunity existed.

[B-MCINTYRE]

I think he wants the deed to my house

Did you say something about fucking Jamie Lynn Spears?

[Giddy]

Dingo: Blimey DJ, What's your problem.
*dingo punches DJ who slams into BJ and falls down*
Will I Am: Even that fucking Dingo hates DJ now hahahaaha
IC: Hahahaha, DJ is a loser.

DJ: WHY!?!?!?!

IC: That wasn't me! It was Dingo!

[VanHooliganX]

so did I miss anything on all those back pages there? Im back been off work all evenin ,just getting on now.

Just IC'ing and we've come to the conclusion that Mike Muir (EHCs character) is the Cena of EWA.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Why did you go back to page 100? lol

I would do horrible things to her if the opportunity existed.

There's 100 pages?

[Giddy]

Why did you go back to page 100? lol

I would do horrible things to her if the opportunity existed.
I already did

http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/233000/233680_lolface.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

I can see us doing that....

Yeah good luck with the impossible lol.

That would mean a SHIT-TON of IC'ing lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC: Hahahaha, DJ is a loser.

DJ: WHY!?!?!?!

IC: That wasn't me! It was Dingo!

Dingo: Will you shut up Hot you drongo. Go fuck mysister or something..
Will i Am: Did he just say that?

[eyehatecena]

so did I miss anything on all those back pages there? Im back been off work all evenin ,just getting on now.

There are too many post to go back through0 but Robaried is back and after we finish up Fury and PAIN! he is gonna figure out where everybody goes and all

Oh and giddy can not see when we type very small

[Giddy]

I knew I should've written my promo last night! Now I have to write it with no eye sight, with no sleep on Wednesday. I'm a derp

[B-MCINTYRE]

Yeah good luck with the impossible lol.

That would mean a SHIT-TON of IC'ing lol

that would be a lot of IC-Ing lol but me and Giddy can talk up Hot all day long lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

I knew I should've written my promo last night! Now I have to write it with no eye sight, with no sleep on Wednesday. I'm a derp

Managers can talk ;)

[Giddy]

Dingo: Will you shut up Hot you drongo. Go fuck mysister or something..
Will i Am: Did he just say that?
IC: OK

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20100310/1 BLOOM KERR 030910 EXC 01.jpg

*After he's done*

http://oystermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ryan-gosling-abs3-main.jpg

[Giddy]

that would be a lot of IC-Ing lol but me and Giddy can talk up Hot all day long lol
I'm not going to be on at all tomorrow and barely Wednesday, other than posting Redemption. My cousins are sleeping over.

[Giddy]

Managers can talk ;)
Oh yeah, I'll write some, then send it to you, you write a piece, then I'll finish. It'll be in... before Thursday

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC: OK

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20100310/1%20BLOOM%20KERR%20030910%20EXC%2001.jpg

*After he's done*

http://oystermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ryan-gosling-abs3-main.jpg
Dingo: You would, wouldn't ya mate!

I'm not going to be on at all tomorrow and barely Wednesday, other than posting Redemption. My cousins are sleeping over.

TWO time!

[VanHooliganX]

http://oystermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ryan-gosling-abs3-main.jpg

For a 20 year old I'm not exactly a guy who is "Down with da kidz" and I don't "drop phat beatz".

So forgive me if this is stupidly obvious. But who is that and why should I give 2 fucks about his existence?

[Giddy]

Dingo: You would, wouldn't ya mate!


TWO time!
IC: I already did ;)

OOC: NO!!!! .............. yes

[Giddy]

For a 20 year old I'm not exactly a guy who is "Down with da kidz" and I don't "drop phat beatz".

So forgive me if this is stupidly obvious. But who is that and why should I give 2 fucks about his existence?
Ryan Gosling, from movies such as "The Notebook" and "Crazy Stupid Love" the "sexiest man alive" apparently. Just like Hot... And that guy Colin Gidarakos

[VanHooliganX]

Ryan Gosling, from movies such as "The Notebook" and "Crazy Stupid Love" the "sexiest man alive" apparently. Just like Hot... And that guy Colin Gidarakos

Fair enough then.

Never seen him before lol. Now I know.

[Giddy]

Fair enough then.

Never seen him before lol. Now I know.
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/2/2d/You_Learn_Something_New_Every_Day_Title_Card.jpg

[eyehatecena]

Right, so I gonna go to sleep now as I want to be well rested for tomorrow. Have fun posting guys- hope we hit the 5000 mark by this weekend

[Giddy]

Right, so I gonna go to sleep now as I want to be well rested for tomorrow. Have fun posting guys- hope we hit the 5000 mark by this weekend
G'Night EHC!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Oh yeah, I'll write some, then send it to you, you write a piece, then I'll finish. It'll be in... before Thursday

good plan !!

[Giddy]

IC: Who's next? I've destroyed everyone they've thrown at me thus far, and I've stolen the show week after week? So come on management, I'm telling you to make the smart decision and feature me on all the shows!

IC as Cody McDerrell: Johnny Hot, yer a mean, nasty, jerk and mah fans don' wanna see ya on every show!

IC: How dare y- wait... You don't even work here!!!

Cody: Uuuuh... Uhhh...

*Cody runs away*

[pauadrian]

It's IC time!!!

Just remember, I can barely see

you cant see?

giddy try to read this, why cant you read this READ IT DAMMIT
if you dont read this you are FIRED

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Who's next? I've destroyed everyone they've thrown at me thus far, and I've stolen the show week after week? So come on management, I'm telling you to make the smart decision and feature me on all the shows!

IC as Cody McDerrell: Johnny Hot, yer a mean, nasty, jerk and mah fans don' wanna see ya on every show!

IC: How dare y- wait... You don't even work here!!!

Cody: Uuuuh... Uhhh...

*Cody runs away*

VHX: How the hell does he keep getting in here?! *Looks over at the front door and it is open* Oh...*closes it*

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC: I already did ;)

OOC: NO!!!! .............. yes
Dingo: Whatever Mate!
OOC: I knew it lol

IC: Who's next? I've destroyed everyone they've thrown at me thus far, and I've stolen the show week after week? So come on management, I'm telling you to make the smart decision and feature me on all the shows!

IC as Cody McDerrell: Johnny Hot, yer a mean, nasty, jerk and mah fans don' wanna see ya on every show!

IC: How dare y- wait... You don't even work here!!!

Cody: Uuuuh... Uhhh...

*Cody runs away*

Thanotos: Do you want me to destroy you?
Dingo: Who are you mate?
Thanatos: Your superior.
Dingo: oh bugger off, you don't belong here.
Will I Am: Well to be fair. neither do you!

[B-MCINTYRE]

you cant see?

giddy try to read this, why cant you read this EAD IT DAMMIT
if you dont read this you are FIRED



So many typos.....

[Giddy]

you cant see?

giddy try to read this, why cant you read this EAD IT DAMMIT
if you dont read this you are FIRED


Shut up Pau. By the way what does "EAD" mean?

[Giddy]

Dingo: Whatever Mate!
OOC: I knew it lol


Thanotos: Do you want me to destroy you?
Dingo: Who are you mate?
Thanatos: Your superior.
Dingo: oh bugger off, you don't belong here.
Will I Am: Well to be fair. neither do you!
*Sweet Jones goes to walk in the door, but VHX slams it in his face*

Jones: God damn it!

[Giddy]

Dingo: Whatever Mate!
OOC: I knew it lol
IC: And it was damn good!

OOC:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mWbsncRD-W0/S5YgTW8NjmI/AAAAAAAAAsE/4iZk7VkV3_0/s400/c902-Mitchell-Cremona-16.jpg

(Haven't used that in a while!)

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Sweet Jones goes to walk in the door, but VHX slams it in his face*

Jones: God damn it!
LOL


IC: And it was damn good!
Dingo: Not as good as your mum!
OOC:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mWbsncRD-W0/S5YgTW8NjmI/AAAAAAAAAsE/4iZk7VkV3_0/s400/c902-Mitchell-Cremona-16.jpg

(Haven't used that in a while!)
lol silly giddy

[Giddy]

IC: I'm the best in the world at everything I do, and unlike Jericho, I'm telling the truth. I'm the best wrestler, I'm the best at picking up ladies, I'm the best at hurting DJ, I'm the best on the mic, I'm the best at driving my car, I'm the best at making omelets, I'm the best at picking managers, I'm the best at writing stories about talking puppies, I'm the best at spin kicking my dance instructor, I'm the best at being absolutely 100% more enjoyable than Alex Kidd, I'm the best at mocking Cody McDerrell, I'm the best at tweeting, I'm the best at being humble, I'm the best at being modest... Oh yeah, I'm the best at beating jokes like Ryku O'Ryan!

[Giddy]

LOL


lol silly giddy
Mum (adjective): silent; not saying a word: to keep mum

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC: I'm the best in the world at everything I do, and unlike Jericho, I'm telling the truth. I'm the best wrestler, I'm the best at picking up ladies, I'm the best at hurting DJ, I'm the best on the mic, I'm the best at driving my car, I'm the best at making omelets, I'm the best at picking managers, I'm the best at writing stories about talking puppies, I'm the best at spin kicking my dance instructor, I'm the best at being absolutely 100% more enjoyable than Alex Kidd, I'm the best at mocking Cody McDerrell, I'm the best at tweeting, I'm the best at being humble, I'm the best at being modest... Oh yeah, I'm the best at beating jokes like Ryku O'Ryan!

Giddy is still the best at doing 'Homework'

Will I Am: And not one of you useless fuckers are gunna stop Hot from being on Top. I'm Will I Am and I know talent. He's Johnny Hot and he's BETTER THAN YOU!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mum (adjective): silent; not saying a word: to keep mum

Definitions: A good thing to write out while waiting for a response from others!

[Giddy]

Giddy is still the best at doing 'Homework'

Will I Am: And not one of you useless fuckers are gunna stop Hot from being on Top. I'm Will I Am and I know talent. He's Johnny Hot and he's BETTER THAN YOU!
Always ;)

IC: Will, you're great. We make a great team!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKH_wR9cMo

[Giddy]

Definitions: A good thing to write out while waiting for a response from others!
That Response: Truth

[B-MCINTYRE]

Always ;)

IC: Will, you're great. We make a great team!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKH_wR9cMo

Will I Am: Well you are the best talent around here and I am the best talent manager around so all these other fuckers need to put two and two together and work out that we are unstoppable!

[B-MCINTYRE]

That Response: Truth

And that's the truth!

[Giddy]

Will I Am: Well you are the best talent around here and I am the best talent manager around so all these other fuckers need to put two and two together and work out that we are unstoppable!
IC: Unfortunately, everyone we work with is too stupid to put anything together. I mean, they hire anyone! That idiot Dingo Mac with the hot sister, Ivanho Heskey, and DJ

*Hot whips around and punches DJ*

Cody: Wah do ya keep doin' that? He ain' doin' nothing to you! Wah can't ya jus' leav im alone!?!

Hot: Didn't I tell you to get the hell out of here!

*Sweet Jones bangs on door*

Jones: LET ME IN!! IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!

[Giddy]

And that's the truth!
The whole truth!

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Unfortunately, everyone we work with is too stupid to put anything together. I mean, they hire anyone! That idiot Dingo Mac with the hot sister, Ivanho Heskey, and DJ

*Hot whips around and punches DJ*

Cody: Wah do ya keep doin' that? He ain' doin' nothing to you! Wah can't ya jus' leav im alone!?!

Hot: Didn't I tell you to get the hell out of here!

*Sweet Jones bangs on door*

Jones: LET ME IN!! IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!

VHX: Males only!

Jones: But Barbie and the female interviewers are in there!

VHX: Good point. Okay no-one with an O in their name in it!

Jones: You Hooligan has 4 Os in it!

VHX:...Go away!

lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC: Unfortunately, everyone we work with is too stupid to put anything together. I mean, they hire anyone! That idiot Dingo Mac with the hot sister, Ivanho Heskey, and DJ

*Hot whips around and punches DJ*

Cody: Wah do ya keep doin' that? He ain' doin' nothing to you! Wah can't ya jus' leav im alone!?!

Hot: Didn't I tell you to get the hell out of here!

*Sweet Jones bangs on door*

Jones: LET ME IN!! IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!
Dingo: I'll be there in a minute mate.
* Dingo heads to the door*
Will I Am: We don't need anymore morons in here. Johnny go stop him!
*Johnny goes grabs dingo who grabs him back.
DJ comes over and tries to lowblow them both but they both kick him in the head*
Dingo: Fine i won't let him in!
Will I Am: Good he held Johnny back once. Don't need that again!

[B-MCINTYRE]

The whole truth!

and nothing but the tooth

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: Males only!

Jones: But Barbie and the female interviewers are in there!

VHX: Good point. Okay no-one with an O in their name in it!

Jones: You Hooligan has 4 Os in it!

VHX:...Go away!

lol
Will I Am: Johnny go help VHX take out the trash.

[Giddy]

Cody: Ah'll let ya in Sweet!!!! Ah'm uh good boy!]

*Johnny punches Cody in the face, and Cody stumbles back and elbows DJ in the face*

Cody McDerrell played by CODY DEANER!!

http://sorgatronmedia.com/wrestlingmayhemshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/deanerpic3.jpg

[B-MCINTYRE]

Cody: Ah'll let ya in Sweet!!!! Ah'm uh good boy!]

*Johnny punches Cody in the face, and Cody stumbles back and elbows DJ in the face*

Cody McDerrell played by CODY DEANER!!

http://sorgatronmedia.com/wrestlingmayhemshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/deanerpic3.jpg

Thats how i pictured him...

[Giddy]

The 22897 in my name really pisses me off. I kind of just want to make a new account that's just Giddy

[B-MCINTYRE]

The 22897 in my name really pisses me off. I kind of just want to make a new account that's just Giddy

you would have to make a new email address. too much effort!

[Giddy]

you would have to make a new email address. too much effort!
Gosh Darnit!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Gosh Darnit!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!!!!

Indeed. i wish i'd made a shorter one...

[Giddy]

Indeed. i wish i'd made a shorter one...
B-Mac and Giddy

[B-MCINTYRE]

B-Mac and Giddy

BMAC23 and Giddy

[Giddy]

BMAC23 and Giddy
That'd be perfect. THAT DAMN 22897 and THECHOSEN1_INTYRE!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

That'd be perfect. THAT DAMN 22897 and THECHOSEN1_INTYRE!!!

i'd probably Go without the A aswell since its not in my name...

[Giddy]

i'd probably Go without the A aswell since its not in my name...
But B MC looks like you're a Master of Ceremonies

[B-MCINTYRE]

But B MC looks like you're a Master of Ceremonies

I Am MASTER OF CEREMONIES!

[Giddy]

I Am MASTER OF CEREMONIES!
http://cdn.hiphopdx.com/images/features/200803FWWE_gallery01.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

Just written Alpha Rev promo AND Cass' promo!

Imma onna role!

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://cdn.hiphopdx.com/images/features/200803FWWE_gallery01.jpg
I MC the same things as him!!!!!!

Just written Alpha Rev promo AND Cass' promo!

Imma onna role!
Good Work!!!!!!

[Giddy]

Just written Alpha Rev promo AND Cass' promo!

Imma onna role!
Nice! I gotta write my blind Johnny Hot promo soon!

[VanHooliganX]

I MC the same things as him!!!!!!

Good Work!!!!!!


Nice! I gotta write my blind Johnny Hot promo soon!

Thanks guys :)

Pretty fucking proud of my Alpha Rev 1 :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Nice! I gotta write my blind Johnny Hot promo soon!

Yes you do!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Thanks guys :)

Pretty fucking proud of my Alpha Rev 1 :)

I'll read the show then.., when is it...

[VanHooliganX]

I'll read the show then.., when is it...

Soonish :)

(Don't know the exact day lol)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Soonish :)

(Don't know the exact day lol)

Well That's easy to remember....

[Giddy]

(Just to get things going again)

DJ: Hey Johnny!

Hot: Watch out! Dingo!

*Hot kicks DJ in the back of the head when he turns around*

[VanHooliganX]

(Just to get things going again)

DJ: Hey Johnny!

Hot: Watch out! Dingo!

*Hot kicks DJ in the back of the head when he turns around*

DJ: H-help me...

VHX: Pass. I wonder what ever happened to Jones though

*frozen statue of Jones outside the door*

[Giddy]

DJ: H-help me...

VHX: Pass. I wonder what ever happened to Jones though

*frozen statue of Jones outside the door*
*Jones tries to scream for help, but can't... Ya know because he's frozen*

Cody: Howdy y'-

Hot: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

DJ: H-help me...

VHX: Pass. I wonder what ever happened to Jones though

*frozen statue of Jones outside the door*

Will I Am: Johnny will help...
*dingo comes round the corner*
Dingo: DJ look out...
*hot kicks DJ in the back of the head then Dingo hits his dropkick on DJ*
Will I Am: What the fuck just happened?

[VanHooliganX]

*Jones tries to scream for help, but can't... Ya know because he's frozen*

Cody: Howdy y'-

Hot: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

VHX: God damnit who left the window open!

Cass: I thought you were the serious non-fucking around character of Vans characters

VHX: I am.

Cass: Doesn't look like i-*Van smashes Cass' face in and puts him in the Vantastic Clutch, his legs would snap in to little broken pieces if not for his EWA contract, Cass is tapping like made*

VHX: God I love being a dickhead :cool:

Cass: Ahhhhh!!

[Kryptonite]

VHX: God damnit who left the window open!

Cass: I thought you were the serious non-fucking around character of Vans characters

VHX: I am.

Cass: Doesn't look like i-*Van smashes Cass' face in and puts him in the Vantastic Clutch, his legs would snap in to little broken pieces if not for his EWA contract, Cass is tapping like made*

VHX: God I love being a dickhead :cool:

Cass: Ahhhhh!!

*KW comes in eating some badass icecream, looks at VHX and Cass and drops his icecream, then jumps on them and put them both in Rezurrection*

[Giddy]

Will I Am: Johnny will help...
*dingo comes round the corner*
Dingo: DJ look out...
*hot kicks DJ in the back of the head then Dingo hits his dropkick on DJ*
Will I Am: What the fuck just happened?
IC: DJ just got GOT!

Cody: Hey guys, that ain' very nice! He was jus' tryin' ta-

*Hot goes to punch him, but accidentally punches Dingo, who hops on one foot and stomps on DJ's head*

[Giddy]

*KW comes in eating some badass icecream, looks at VHX and Cass and drops his icecream, then jumps on them and put them both in Rezurrection*
*Cody goes to tackle KW, but Warrech ducks and Cody goes flying into the wall*

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: God damnit who left the window open!

Cass: I thought you were the serious non-fucking around character of Vans characters

VHX: I am.

Cass: Doesn't look like i-*Van smashes Cass' face in and puts him in the Vantastic Clutch, his legs would snap in to little broken pieces if not for his EWA contract, Cass is tapping like made*

VHX: God I love being a dickhead :cool:

Cass: Ahhhhh!!

*Thanatos walks in*
Thanatos: This is what I am going to do to you in the SWT VHX.

*Thanatos grabs JOBBER JACK JOHNSON and rips his arms out of their sockets and pulls apart his boddy bit by bit until there is nothing left... THanatos leaves...

Dingo: We gonna need a medic for this bloke....

Will I Am: He's Dead you fucking moron!

*Miraculously JOBBER JACK JOHNSON gets up*
Triple J: I sure can sell can't I

Will I Am: What the Fuck just happened?

[Kryptonite]

*Cody goes to tackle KW, but Warrech ducks and Cody goes flying into the wall*
*laughs at everyone while holding VHX and Cass and says: you guys are fucking idiots*

[Giddy]

*Thanatos walks in*
Thanatos: This is what I am going to do to you in the SWT VHX.

*Thanatos grabs JOBBER JACK JOHNSON and rips his arms out of their sockets and pulls apart his boddy bit by bit until there is nothing left... THanatos leaves...

Dingo: We gonna need a medic for this bloke....

Will I Am: He's Dead you fucking moron!

*Miraculously JOBBER JACK JOHNSON gets up*
Triple J: I sure can sell can't I

Will I Am: What the Fuck just happened?
Hot:...........

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC: DJ just got GOT!

Cody: Hey guys, that ain' very nice! He was jus' tryin' ta-

*Hot goes to punch him, but accidentally punches Dingo, who hops on one foot and stomps on DJ's head*

Dingo: You're lucky your fucking my sister or i would feed ya to me crocs mate...
Cody: I hate crocs.
Dingo: blimey, get outta here
Will I AM: You shouldn't fucking be here anyway, get your asss back to your own company!!!!

[Giddy]

*laughs at everyone while holding VHX and Cass and says: you guys are fucking idiots*
Cody: Ah am not un idiot! Ah am un intullectool humin bein'! Don't insult me or mah friends!

*Cody jumps at him and this time actually tackles him. He then stands up and celebrates, but Warrech just stands up and knocks him out*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot:...........

Will I Am: Did that really just happen?

[Giddy]

Dingo: You're lucky your fucking my sister or i would feed ya to me crocs mate...
Cody: I hate crocs.
Dingo: blimey, get outta here
Will I AM: You shouldn't fucking be here anyway, get your asss back to your own company!!!!
Cody: But... In Aytch Dubya Ay Ah'm evil, so if Ah go back Ah'll be uh different person! C'mon y'all, help uh brotha out!

[Giddy]

Will I Am: Did that really just happen?
Hot: I... I... What?

[Kryptonite]

Cody: Ah am not un idiot! Ah am un intullectool humin bein'! Don't insult me or mah friends!

*Cody jumps at him and this time actually tackles him. He then stands up and celebrates, but Warrech just stands up and knocks him out*
*poops in Cody his face and says... flippyflappydoodol

[B-MCINTYRE]

Cody: Ah am not un idiot! Ah am un intullectool humin bein'! Don't insult me or mah friends!

*Cody jumps at him and this time actually tackles him. He then stands up and celebrates, but Warrech just stands up and knocks him out*

Triple J: I'm not an idiot. I'm the best seller in history...
*Triple J punches Warrech in the face to no effect!*
*Warrech knocks Triple J out*
Dingo: Fuck this, Drinking time!
*dingo skulls some fosters*
Will I Am: YOu people are fucked in the head!

[Kryptonite]

Triple J: I'm not an idiot. I'm the best seller in history...
*Triple J punches Warrech in the face to no effect!*
*Warrech knocks Triple J out*
Dingo: Fuck this, Drinking time!
*dingo skulls some fosters*
Will I Am: YOu people are fucked in the head!
*cleans my ass and joins Dingo!*

[Giddy]

Triple J: I'm not an idiot. I'm the best seller in history...
*Triple J punches Warrech in the face to no effect!*
*Warrech knocks Triple J out*
Dingo: Fuck this, Drinking time!
*dingo skulls some fosters*
Will I Am: YOu people are fucked in the head!
Hot:... These are my employees...

*Shakes Head*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Cody: But... In Aytch Dubya Ay Ah'm evil, so if Ah go back Ah'll be uh different person! C'mon y'all, help uh brotha out!
Dingo: You can stay and have some fosters mate!

Hot: I... I... What?
Will I Am: These... These people? they need help...

*poops in Cody his face and says... flippyflappydoodol

Will I Am: Hahahahaahahah

[Kryptonite]

Hot:... These are my employees...

*Shakes Head*
*gives Hot a drink, calm tha fuck down buddey*

[Giddy]

*poops in Cody his face and says... flippyflappydoodol
*Cody wakes up*

Cody: Is this fudge?

*Cody sticks his finger in it and eats some*

Cody:

http://jackygalichon.edublogs.org/files/2011/02/ew-face-23968l1.jpg

Jones (Who finally thawed and was creeping through the window:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091202133715/uncyclopedia/images/5/5c/Vomit.gif

[B-MCINTYRE]

*cleans my ass and joins Dingo!*
Dingo: No no beer for you!
*dingo knocks Warwech the fuck out for trying to touch his beer*

Hot:... These are my colleagues...

*Shakes Head*

Will I Am: apparently...

[Giddy]

Dingo: No no beer for you!
*dingo knocks Warwech the fuck out for trying to touch his beer*


Will I Am: apparently...
Hot:
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/thumb/7/73/JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg/618px-JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

Hot:... These are my employees...

*Shakes Head*

VHX: You get used to ignoring their existence after awhile.

[B-MCINTYRE]

*gives Hot a drink, calm tha fuck down buddey*
Will I Am: Get the fuck away from Hot. You are not worthy of his presence!

*Dingo knocks Warwech the fuck out again*
Will I Am: You're growing on me... but still piss off!

*Cody wakes up*

Cody: Is this fudge?

*Cody sticks his finger in it and eats some*

Cody:

http://jackygalichon.edublogs.org/files/2011/02/ew-face-23968l1.jpg

Jones (Who finally thawed and was creeping through the window:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091202133715/uncyclopedia/images/5/5c/Vomit.gif

I Lol'd

[Giddy]

Will I Am: Get the fuck away from Hot. You are not worthy of his presence!

*Dingo knocks Warwech the fuck out again*
Will I Am: You're growing on me... but still piss off!


I Lol'd
Just writing that grossed me out

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: You get used to ignoring their existence after awhile.

Will I Am: While you're here. How would you feel about signing under my management with Johnny Hot?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Just writing that grossed me out

I imagined as much lol

[Giddy]

VHX: You get used to ignoring their existence after awhile.
Cody: Except me right? Cuz Ah'm awesome! RIGHT!?!?! RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!

[Giddy]

I imagined as much lol
Frickin raunchy.

[VanHooliganX]

Will I Am: While you're here. How would you feel about signing under my management with Johnny Hot?

Trust me I would but I can't.

I was originally getting Barbie as a manager to begin with but Rob said I didn't need 1 so I'm not getting 1 lol

Sorry :P

[VanHooliganX]

Cody: Except me right? Cuz Ah'm awesome! RIGHT!?!?! RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!

VHX: ...Security! *9 big fuckoff guys grab him and throw him out again*

[Giddy]

Trust me I would but I can't.

I was originally getting Barbie as a manager to begin with but Rob said I didn't need 1 so I'm not getting 1 lol

Sorry :P
And that's the Robareid line, cuz Robareid said so!!!

...Yeah that really only works for Bodom...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Trust me I would but I can't.

I was originally getting Barbie as a manager to begin with but Rob said I didn't need 1 so I'm not getting 1 lol

Sorry :P

It's not like you need it. It's more it would make it so much easier for me to tell johnny to help you while we IC lol...

[Giddy]

VHX: ...Security! *9 big fuckoff guys grab him and throw him out again*
Cody: Hey Sweet.

Jones: Hey Cody.

Cody: Got Any ideas?

Jones: Come with me...

[Kryptonite]

* KW awakes from K.O and says, WHO EVER KNOCKED ME OUT, YOUR GONNA GET GOT YOU SON OF A BITCH*

[VanHooliganX]

It's not like you need it. It's more it would make it so much easier for me to tell johnny to help you while we IC lol...

Aye. He said that lol

Fair enough. Sorry I can't help :'(

[B-MCINTYRE]

Cody: Hey Sweet.

Jones: Hey Cody.

Cody: Got Any ideas?

Jones: Come with me...

*they run straight into VHX and Johnny Hot who are talking about how stupid the people around here are*

[Giddy]

*Knocks are heard at the door. Bouncer opens door*

Bouncer: Who is it?

*Jones and McDerrell are dressed as girls with tutus, wigs, and makeup*

Cody (In a high voice): Uh hi. Mah name is... Codette. And this is mah friend... Uh... Sweetie Pie Jones.

Sweet (In high voice): Can we come in?

Bouncer: Sure

Cody (In his normal voice): YES!!!

Sweet (In his normal voice): SHUT UP!

*Bouncer takes off their wigs. He sees who they really are and knocks them out. He then drags them away*

[Giddy]

* KW awakes from K.O and says, WHO EVER KNOCKED ME OUT, YOUR GONNA GET GOT YOU SON OF A BITCH*
Hot: Oh, it was that idiot DJ

[B-MCINTYRE]

* KW awakes from K.O and says, WHO EVER KNOCKED ME OUT, YOUR GONNA GET GOT YOU SON OF A BITCH*
Dingo: don't worry mate. I chased em off. have a beer.
*hands him a BEER. then knocks him out again*
Dingo: changed my mind. My beer. Mate!

Aye. He said that lol

Fair enough. Sorry I can't help :'(

Nah it's fair enough lol...

[Kryptonite]

*Knocks are heard at the door. Bouncer opens door*

Bouncer: Who is it?

*Jones and McDerrell are dressed as girls with tutus, wigs, and makeup*

Cody (In a high voice): Uh hi. Mah name is... Codette. And this is mah friend... Uh... Sweetie Pie Jones.

Sweet (In high voice): Can we come in?

Bouncer: Sure

Cody (In his normal voice): YES!!!

Sweet (In his normal voice): SHUT UP!

*Bouncer takes off their wigs. He sees who they really are and knocks them out. He then drags them away*
Kurt Warrech with high voice : TATA GURLSSZZ

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: Oh, it was that idiot DJ

Dingo: thanks for covering for me mate.
Will I Am: like i said you're growing on me. Don't push it. Let's go Johnny!

[Kryptonite]

* stands up again and looks at DJ, hit's him with a WarSuplex then grabs a beer from Dingo and laughs like a Devil than runs away *

[VanHooliganX]

*Knocks are heard at the door. Bouncer opens door*

Bouncer: Who is it?

*Jones and McDerrell are dressed as girls with tutus, wigs, and makeup*

Cody (In a high voice): Uh hi. Mah name is... Codette. And this is mah friend... Uh... Sweetie Pie Jones.

Sweet (In high voice): Can we come in?

Bouncer: Sure

Cody (In his normal voice): YES!!!

Sweet (In his normal voice): SHUT UP!

*Bouncer takes off their wigs. He sees who they really are and knocks them out. He then drags them away*

VHX: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=33115,filename=Popcorn.gif

[Giddy]

*Finally Jones and Cody wake up*

Jones: What happened... And why the hell are we dressed like this?

Cody: Ah don' know... But it's actually kinda flatterin'!

Jones: .... So, got any other ideas?

Cody: Oh yeah, follow me, this is gonna be goodun!

[B-MCINTYRE]

* stands up again and looks at DJ, hit's him with a WarSuplex then grabs a beer from Dingo and laughs like a Devil than runs away *

*Dingo grabs him*
Dingo: Nah mate. I don't think so.
* Dingo knocks him out again*
Dingo: My beer!
*takes the beer and goes!*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Finally Jones and Cody wake up*

Jones: What happened... And why the hell are we dressed like this?

Cody: Ah don' know... But it's actually kinda flatterin'!

Jones: .... So, got any other ideas?

Cody: Oh yeah, follow me, this is gonna be goodun!

Will I Am: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=33115,filename=Popcorn.gif

[Kryptonite]

*Dingo grabs him*
Dingo: Nah mate. I don't think so.
* Dingo knocks him out again*
Dingo: My beer!
*takes the beer and goes!*
* wakes up AGAIN and yells at Dingo: WHAT THA FACK IS WRONG WITH YOOU, SHIT FUCK DAMN FLIPPYFLAPPYDOODOL DUDE!?!?!

[Giddy]

*Johnny is talking to Will*

Johnny: We're surrounded by id- Do you hear that?

*A sawing sound is being made. Hot and Will look up and see a saw making a circle in the roof, finally the circle is full, and Jones and Cody fall to the ground, but when they hit they are immediately knocked out. They are still wearing their tutus, makeup and wigs.*

Johnny: Exactly what I'm talking about.

[B-MCINTYRE]

* wakes up AGAIN and yells at Dingo: WHAT THA FACK IS WRONG WITH YOOU, SHIT FUCK DAMN FLIPPYFLAPPYDOODOL DUDE!?!?!

Dingo: It was DJ, He doesn't like people stealing my beer mate!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Johnny is talking to Will*

Johnny: We're surrounded by id- Do you hear that?

*A sawing sound is being made. Hot and Will look up and see a saw making a circle in the roof, finally the circle is full, and Jones and Cody fall to the ground, but when they hit they are immediately knocked out. They are still wearing their tutus, makeup and wigs.*

Johnny: Exactly what I'm talking about.

Will I Am: Security here is a joke. I'm hiring my own to keep these fucking tossers away from us!

[Kryptonite]

Dingo: It was DJ, He doesn't like people stealing my beer mate!
you know what, fuck you, fuck you all, i'm outta here.. going to get some Ice Cream.. WHEN IM BACK, YOUR GONNA KISS MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

[Giddy]

*Nobody notices Jones and McDerrell because Hot just walks away, disgusted. They finally wake up*

Jones: We're in! We're finally in!

McDerrell: Ahma go get changed!

*McDerrell walks over to the locker room. Unfortunately, McDerrell can't read and walks into the girls locker room. He walks in right as Barbie is changing. Barbie beats the shit out of McDerrell, then throws him out. She walks out after him with a towel wrapped around her*

Jones: So, you're the whore huh? I've got a twenty!

Barbie: I'm not a whore!

*Barbie runs away crying*

[B-MCINTYRE]

you know what, fuck you, fuck you all, i'm outta here.. going to get some Ice Cream.. WHEN IM BACK, YOUR GONNA KISS MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Dingo: Nah Mate, Flipside !

[Giddy]

Dingo: Nah Mate, Flipside !
Hot: His ass is gonna kiss us?

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Nobody notices Jones and McDerrell because Hot just walks away, disgusted. They finally wake up*

Jones: We're in! We're finally in!

McDerrell: Ahma go get changed!

*McDerrell walks over to the locker room. Unfortunately, McDerrell can't read and walks into the girls locker room. He walks in right as Barbie is changing. Barbie beats the shit out of McDerrell, then throws him out. She walks out after him with a towel wrapped around her*

Jones: So, you're the whore huh? I've got a twenty!

Barbie: I'm not a whore!

*Barbie runs away crying in a towell*

*she runs straight into Hot and Will I Am*

Will I Am: Johnny has done his bike riding for today. He doesn't need the town bike atm. come back later.

[Kryptonite]

*Nobody notices Jones and McDerrell because Hot just walks away, disgusted. They finally wake up*

Jones: We're in! We're finally in!

McDerrell: Ahma go get changed!

*McDerrell walks over to the locker room. Unfortunately, McDerrell can't read and walks into the girls locker room. He walks in right as Barbie is changing. Barbie beats the shit out of McDerrell, then throws him out. She walks out after him with a towel wrapped around her*

Jones: So, you're the whore huh? I've got a twenty!

Barbie: I'm not a whore!

*Barbie runs away crying*
* KW Jumps at her and kisses her, then grabs off her towel by accident.......*

[Giddy]

*she runs straight into Hot and Will I Am*

Will I Am: Johnny has done his bike riding for today. He doesn't need the town bike atm. come back later.
Hot: Wait! Barbie come here...

*Barbie comes back*

Hot: Nah just kidding. Get out of here you stupid whore!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: His ass is gonna kiss us?

Dingo: Nah, I'll just knock him out again mate!

Will i Am: Alright. you just go away for a while. small doses of you is more than enough...

[Giddy]

* KW Jumps at her and kisses her, then grabs off her towel by accident.......*
*Barbie runs back to Hot, repulsed by Warrech*

Hot: I said get out of here you stupid whore!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: Wait! Barbie come here...

*Barbie comes back*

Hot: Nah just kidding. Get out of here you stupid whore!

Will I Am: Everyone gets has a free pass to that town bus. I don't wanna know what's been riding her!

[Kryptonite]

*Barbie runs back to Hot, repulsed by Warrech*

Hot: I said get out of here you stupid whore!
WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! i wanna bang her you idiot

[Giddy]

Will I Am: Everyone gets has a free pass to that town bus. I don't wanna know what's been riding her!
Hot: Yeah! When people call me "STD" they mean "Studly, Titillating and Dashing". They don't mean that when they're talking about Barbie...

[B-MCINTYRE]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! i wanna bang her you idiot

*And the dingo is back with the crocodile strike, and Warwech is out again!*
Dingo: Told ya mate!
Will I Am: well he did say he was gonna knock him out again...

[Giddy]

TEEEELL MEEE!!

He didn't just quote himself!
This joke is class

[Giddy]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! i wanna bang her you idiot
Hot: Her... and you!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: Yeah! When people call me "STD" they mean "Studly, Titillating and Dashing". They don't mean that when they're talking about Barbie...

Will I Am: I heard they call her a one woman charity brothel. i just call her a sperm dumpster!

[Kryptonite]

*Unknown Guy walks in and says: Who ordered a pizza? Then see's what happens here: Poop on the ground with someone laying in it (KW) then sees a circle in the wall, a drunk Dingo and a naked Barbie.. *Unknown guy drops the pizza and runs away*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: Her... and you!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Will I Am: That joke was class! HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Unknown Guy walks in and says: Who ordered a pizza? Then see's what happens here: Poop on the ground with someone laying in it (KW) then sees a circle in the wall, a drunk Dingo and a naked Barbie.. *Unknown guy drops the pizza and runs away*
*Hot knocks him out too*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*triple J finally has all his body parts back the right way*
JJJ: That's gonna hurt in the morning. That was brutal

Dingo: Shut the fuck up mate!

*Dingo Knocks him out with a kangaroo kick*

[Kryptonite]

*triple J finally has all his body parts back the right way*
JJJ: That's gonna hurt in the morning. That was brutal

Dingo: Shut the fuck up mate!

*Dingo Knocks him out with a kangaroo kick*
Fresh Amirez walking in and saying: okay dude serious you can't knock everybody out, just stop it bro..

[VanHooliganX]

This joke is class

How in the heel did you even find that post?

*Scares the non-EWA characters away*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Fresh Amirez walking in and saying: okay dude serious you can't knock everybody out, just stop it bro..
Will I Am: Maybe he can't but the guy behind you can!
*Fresh Amirez turn around and see Johhny Hot's Fists. Knockouts* :p

How in the heel did you even find that post?

*Scares the non-EWA characters away*

He clicked on page 200....

*thanatos walks back in...* :P Jokes

[Shining Light]

*CJ is on his phone backstage. The cameraman sneaks up behind him to see what he is doing. CJ is on Twitter, tweeting his thoughts to his 12 followers*

CJ: Eve is a skank... but she's my skank :) #Broskisbeforehoeskisisaloadofcrap

[VanHooliganX]

*CJ is on his phone backstage. The cameraman sneaks up behind him to see what he is doing. CJ is on Twitter, tweeting his thoughts to his 12 followers*

CJ: Eve is a skank... but she's my skank :) #Broskisbeforehoeskisisaloadofcrap

*retweets*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*CJ is on his phone backstage. The cameraman sneaks up behind him to see what he is doing. CJ is on Twitter, tweeting his thoughts to his 12 followers*

CJ: Eve is a skank... but she's my skank :) #Broskisbeforehoeskisisaloadofcrap

Dingo: What's this twitter thingy mate, and how do i "follow" you?

[Shining Light]

Dingo: What's this twitter thingy mate, and how do i "follow" you?

CJ: Put down your fishing nets and leave your boats behind... Nah I'm just kidding!

*CJ shows Dingo how Twitter works. Dingo thanks him and walks off. CJ then decides to tweet again*

Just talked to an Australian... SWEET! #Putanothershrimponthebarbie

[B-MCINTYRE]

CJ: Put down your fishing nets and leave your boats behind... Nah I'm just kidding!

*CJ shows Dingo how Twitter works. Dingo thanks him and walks off. CJ then decides to tweet again*

Just talked to an Australian... SWEET! #Putanothershrimponthebarbie

*Having just learnt how twitter works @DingoMac follows #CJ and retweets him before tweeting*

@CJ How ugly is @VanHooliganX mate! #Putanothershrimponthebarbie

[Shining Light]

*Having just learnt how twitter works @DingoMac follows #CJ and retweets him before tweeting*

@CJ How ugly is @VanHooliganX mate! #Putanothershrimponthebarbie

@Dingo Mac - He looks like a cross between a Wookie and Big Show #Makesmesick

[Torphy]

IC as Noah:

@Stone Cold - Stop stealing my gimmick!
@The Rock - Stop stealing my gimmick!
@Goldust - Stop stealing my gimmick!
@Ric Flair - Stop stealing my gimmick!

[B-MCINTYRE]

@Dingo Mac - He looks like a cross between a Wookie and Big Show #Makesmesick
Dingo tweets: @CJ That's insulting.... to big show and the wookie!
*Will I Am joins the twitter rage*
It is a disgrace that Johnny Hot is not the Champion in EWA #Makesmesick

[Shining Light]

Dingo tweets: @CJ That's insulting.... to big show and the wookie!
*Will I Am joins the twitter rage*
It is a disgrace that Johnny Hot is not the Champion in EWA #Makesmesick

Forget that! If Jessie J doesn't win a Brit Award tonight... I'm gonna riot! #Doitlikeadude

[aloisick]

Forget that! If Jessie J doesn't win a Brit Award tonight... I'm gonna riot! #Doitlikeadude

i hope she doesnt but hell shell win 10

im sorry for not being here lately but i have been running my new fed little dissapionted only karls joined from here

[B-MCINTYRE]

Forget that! If Jessie J doesn't win a Brit Award tonight... I'm gonna riot! #Doitlikeadude

@jessieJ you rock #Doitlikeadude

Dingo: @WillIAm hey mate, can i come hang out with you and Johnny

@DingoMac No you can't. Not yet. You still irritate me too much to hang out! RT @DingoMac@WillIAm hey mate, can i come hang out with you and Johnny

[B-MCINTYRE]

i hope she doesnt but hell shell win 10

im sorry for not being here lately but i have been running my new fed little dissapionted only karls joined from here

really! Really?

[aloisick]

really! Really?

i meant from the originals man you been fricken awesome for my company

[B-MCINTYRE]

i meant from the originals man you been fricken awesome for my company

I know that, And I'm gonna waste Van and Karl and Broc and the rest in that tournament...

Will I Am: Johnny Hot is number 1

[aloisick]

I know that, And I'm gonna waste Van and Karl and Broc and the rest in that tournament...

Will I Am: Johnny Hot is number 1

we will see its great to have the best of all the current efeds in the one tournament

[B-MCINTYRE]

we will see its great to have the best of all the current efeds in the one tournament

How did i get myself into that category lol. I'm gonna get my ass kicked... I'm no johnny hot!
Will I Am: Johnny is Hot. He will not be stopped!

[aloisick]

How did i get myself into that category lol. I'm gonna get my ass kicked... I'm no johnny hot!
Will I Am: Johnny is Hot. He will not be stopped!

You keep floating your own boat saying you are the best of E-WF and plus i gotta mad prop my own show

[VanHooliganX]

I know that, And I'm gonna waste Van and Karl and Broc and the rest in that tournament...

Yeah sure. Keep thinking that ;)

[B-MCINTYRE]

You keep floating your own boat saying you are the best of E-WF and plus i gotta mad prop my own show
THANATOS: I'M THE MOST DOMINATE FORCE YOU WILL EVER HAVE THE MISFORTUNE TO COME ACROSS!!!

Yeah sure. Keep thinking that ;)
oh i will. wait till you see my promo!

[VanHooliganX]

THANATOS: I'M THE MOST DOMINATE FORCE YOU WILL EVER HAVE THE MISFORTUNE TO COME ACROSS!!!

oh i will. wait till you see my promo!

VHX: Oh god another 1. Security!

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: Oh god another 1. Security!

He already went back to EWF....

Dingo: Thank god that guy is gone. After what he did to Triple J, I wouldn't want to mess with him...

Will I Am: That sort of comment is why you can't hang out with me and Johnny. We aren't scared of anyone. Johnny Hot is number 1 and he will not be stopped. Good to see you VHX. These morons aren't bothering you are they. I can get Johnny to sort them out if you want!

[VanHooliganX]

He already went back to EWF....

Dingo: Thank god that guy is gone. After what he did to Triple J, I wouldn't want to mess with him...

Will I Am: That sort of comment is why you can't hang out with me and Johnny. We aren't scared of anyone. Johnny Hot is number 1 and he will not be stopped. Good to see you VHX. These morons aren't bothering you are they. I can get Johnny to sort them out if you want!

VHX: We're good. I don't get why they just don't join and get access really. That or we should get a fucking lock on the front door or something. A padlock would suffice.

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: We're good. I don't get why they just don't join and get access really. That or we should get a fucking lock on the front door or something. A padlock would suffice.

I only use them when the character is convenient and appropriate. like say is in a match against you ;)

Will I Am: I'm hiring security to keep the crazy's out. I'm paying for it out of my own pocket because plainly EWA's higher ups have no idea how to keep these wankers under control!

[Shining Light]

I only use them when the character is convenient and appropriate. like say is in a match against you ;)

Will I Am: I'm hiring security to keep the crazy's out. I'm paying for it out of my own pocket because plainly EWA's higher ups have no idea how to keep these wankers under control!

*Mr McGiven's glare of doom!*

MM: You dare insult my method's of running EWA again and I'll fire you!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Mr McGiven's glare of doom!*

MM: You dare insult my method's of running EWA again and I'll fire you!

Will I Am: Well you pay for the security then!

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: Well you pay for the security then!

MM: I'll have you know that I have better things to do then to pay attention to this pathetic company and all who are associated with it. I provide enough security to maintain the borders between the EWA roster and the general public. If you wish to have more Security that cater to your needs, then feel free to spend your own money on them.

Do not insult this company again or you'll be looking for a job faster than you can say "Dirty Bit"!

[B-MCINTYRE]

MM: I'll have you know that I have better things to do then to pay attention to this pathetic company and all who are associated with it. I provide enough security to maintain the borders between the EWA roster and the general public. If you wish to have more Security that cater to your needs, then feel free to spend your own money on them.

Do not insult this company again or you'll be looking for a job faster than you can say "Dirty Bit"!

Will I Am: I was more just insulting the shitty security. I did say i was going to personally hire better security! DIRTY FUCKING BIT!

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: I was more just insulting the shitty security. I did say i was going to personally hire better security! DIRTY FUCKING BIT!

MM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4h27Rka6Ic&feature=related

[B-MCINTYRE]

MM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4h27Rka6Ic&feature=related

Will I Am: I would have to be contracted to you for you to fire me! I have a contract with Johnny Hot not you!

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: I would have to be contracted to you for you to fire me! I have a contract with Johnny Hot not you!

MM: Hmmm... then maybe he should be fired as well

*Evil Laugh*

[B-MCINTYRE]

MM: Hmmm... then maybe he should be fired as well

*Evil Laugh*
Will I Am: Nice try but unfortunately for you as Johnny Hot's manager I am the one who negotiated his contract and he Cannot be fired as long as I remain his Manager... I am a fricken genius and now even you can do nothing to get rid of me or my client Johnny Hot!

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: Nice try but unfortunately for you as Johnny Hot's manager I am the one who negotiated his contract and he Cannot be fired as long as I remain his Manager... I am a fricken genius and now even you can do nothing to get rid of me or my client Johnny Hot!

MM: Technically I can.. EWA pays him for competing, so it's quite easy to stop those payments. He won't receive any money for competing.

OOC: 100 posts left till God! Yeeaaahhhhh!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

MM: Technically I can.. EWA pays him for competing, so it's quite easy to stop those payments. He won't receive any money for competing.

OOC: 100 posts left till God! Yeeaaahhhhh!!!

Will I Am: First thing, He makes millions every week just by appearing in advertisements and your checks are just chump change for him! Secondly his payments are also secured in the contract that i negotiated for him. Trust me, i do not make mistakes when i write up a contract!

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: First thing, He makes millions every week just by appearing in advertisements and your checks are just chump change for him! Secondly his payments are also secured in the contract that i negotiated for him. Trust me, i do not make mistakes when i write up a contract!

MM: Hmmm... Well just watch your mouth next time!

*Mr McGiven walks away. A few seconds pass and CJ walks up to Will*

CJ: What I miss?

[B-MCINTYRE]

MM: Hmmm... Well just watch your mouth next time!

*Mr McGiven walks away. A few seconds pass and CJ walks up to Will*

CJ: What I miss?

Will I Am: Nothing much, Just had words with Mr McGiven

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: Nothing much, Just had words with Mr McGiven

CJ: Did you tell him he's the best boss ever?

[B-MCINTYRE]

CJ: Did you tell him he's the best boss ever?

Will I Am: No. I don't lie!

[wrestlingfan66513]

We just reached 4,000 posts on Raw yesterday and I come back to find we are a quarter of the way to 5,000 posts lol

[Giddy]

I'll try to post a little today guys, but I am having my cousins sleep over, so it'll probably be only a little. Seeya guys tomorrow, my EWA-HOLES!

[dbenavides777]

Steele: Soon EWA will feel the wrath of Dave "The Gunner" Steele. I have seen... I am here... I will conquer!!! Oorah!

[Robareid]

Sup EWA, it's announcement time.

I first want welcome all the new members of EWA that have arrived during my absence. Hopefully you can understand it will take a while for you all to get put into feuds and appearing regulary due to the fact that in the last week we got 12 new characters added to the mix. Now consider that our whole roster is only around 70 (including the new guys) in total when taking everybody into account and only about 55 of them wrestlers and you realise how big an increase it is. However, you can be sure that me and all of the EWA team is endevouring to find places for all of you to fit in. Most of you will be put into a proper feud straight after Untamed Khaos

Secondly I want to thank both EHC and Destruction for running EWA while I was away. They did a great job, and got out a fair few shows despite the fact that they couldn't use either Fury or PAIN!

From that point I also want to thank both Vans, for delivering yet another brilliant (couple maybe, I'm yet to read all the shows I have missed) Point of Convergance, and Shining Light, for bringing us the gem that was the first ever TSOCJ, maybe something that could become a regular feature...

And that brings me nicely onto my next point. I just want to apolagise to each and every one of you for the sheer lack of shows you are recieving. I am single handedly holding up TWO BRANDS! I'm really sorry about this, and can say that Fury is nearly done, but I'm still waiting for a couple of promos and I need to write a few (okay, around 9) segments. So that brings me to my next announcement. I've got some help, so hopefully I won't be holding up as many shows in future.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the new Co-Writer of EWA, your very own Shining Light!

[Kryptonite]

*KW and Fresh Amirez are shown debating how there alliance is going to be named and at one point Zack Amirez screams: "THATS IT!! EnemyLines and everyone agrees, now a new alliance is born: Enemy Lines. *

[Destruction]

Sup EWA, it's announcement time.

I first want welcome all the new members of EWA that have arrived during my absence. Hopefully you can understand it will take a while for you all to get put into feuds and appearing regulary due to the fact that in the last week we got 12 new characters added to the mix. Now consider that our whole roster is only around 70 (including the new guys) in total when taking everybody into account and only about 55 of them wrestlers and you realise how big an increase it is. However, you can be sure that me and all of the EWA team is endevouring to find places for all of you to fit in. Most of you will be put into a proper feud straight after Untamed Khaos

Secondly I want to thank both EHC and Destruction for running EWA while I was away. They did a great job, and got out a fair few shows despite the fact that they couldn't use either Fury or PAIN!

From that point I also want to thank both Vans, for delivering yet another brilliant (couple maybe, I'm yet to read all the shows I have missed) Point of Convergance, and Shining Light, for bringing us the gem that was the first ever TSOCJ, maybe something that could become a regular feature...

And that brings me nicely onto my next point. I just want to apolagise to each and every one of you for the sheer lack of shows you are recieving. I am single handedly holding up TWO BRANDS! I'm really sorry about this, and can say that Fury is nearly done, but I'm still waiting for a couple of promos and I need to write a few (okay, around 9) segments. So that brings me to my next announcement. I've got some help, so hopefully I won't be holding up as many shows in future.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the new Co-Writer of EWA, your very own Shining Light!


Yay, Shining

If I am honest - I was thinking that if we did need another creative member - Shining was my pick

[Kryptonite]

Sup EWA, it's announcement time.

I first want welcome all the new members of EWA that have arrived during my absence. Hopefully you can understand it will take a while for you all to get put into feuds and appearing regulary due to the fact that in the last week we got 12 new characters added to the mix. Now consider that our whole roster is only around 70 (including the new guys) in total when taking everybody into account and only about 55 of them wrestlers and you realise how big an increase it is. However, you can be sure that me and all of the EWA team is endevouring to find places for all of you to fit in. Most of you will be put into a proper feud straight after Untamed Khaos

Secondly I want to thank both EHC and Destruction for running EWA while I was away. They did a great job, and got out a fair few shows despite the fact that they couldn't use either Fury or PAIN!

From that point I also want to thank both Vans, for delivering yet another brilliant (couple maybe, I'm yet to read all the shows I have missed) Point of Convergance, and Shining Light, for bringing us the gem that was the first ever TSOCJ, maybe something that could become a regular feature...

And that brings me nicely onto my next point. I just want to apolagise to each and every one of you for the sheer lack of shows you are recieving. I am single handedly holding up TWO BRANDS! I'm really sorry about this, and can say that Fury is nearly done, but I'm still waiting for a couple of promos and I need to write a few (okay, around 9) segments. So that brings me to my next announcement. I've got some help, so hopefully I won't be holding up as many shows in future.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the new Co-Writer of EWA, your very own Shining Light!
Congrats Shining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Shining Light]

Yay, Shining

If I am honest - I was thinking that if we did need another creative member - Shining was my pick



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the new Co-Writer of EWA, your very own Shining Light!


Congrats Shining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Many thanks to all 3 of you! I'm looking forward to working alongside the EWA roster and the Creative team.

Is there no initiation process? Like, no "let's go out and get hammered and wound up sleeping with your next door neighbours cat" session to welcome the new guy? ;)

[Destruction]

Many thanks to all 3 of you! I'm looking forward to working alongside the EWA roster and the Creative team.

Is there no initiation process? Like, no "let's go out and get hammered and wound up sleeping with your next door neighbours cat" session to welcome the new guy? ;)

You can suck your own dick - or is that just CJ

[Shining Light]

You can suck your own dick - or is that just CJ

Both ;) *Giggles like a girl*

Nah it's just CJ lol

[SouthernBlood]

geezuz,I just cant look through all this Will I am Johny hot is great stuff lol

[Shining Light]

geezuz,I just cant look through all this Will I am Johny hot is great stuff lol

Yeah, he did one over on Mr McGiven :P

I need to think of better comebacks for him

[dbenavides777]

Will I Am: Nice try but unfortunately for you as Johnny Hot's manager I am the one who negotiated his contract and he Cannot be fired as long as I remain his Manager... I am a fricken genius and now even you can do nothing to get rid of me or my client Johnny Hot!

Steele: Listen up Will I Am... The powers that be decided to team me up with Johnny Not-So Hot at Carnage. If you're a good manager son, tell your client to stay away from me. I will not hesitate to lay him out as I destroy my opponents. I don't want his help, I don't need his help. If Not-So Hot tries to steal my glory, he will be dealt with in a very painful way... Semper Fi!

[Kryptonite]

Yeah, he did one over on Mr McGiven :P

I need to think of better comebacks for him
* Kurt Warrech walks in with his manager Susan McLibian, and Susan asks Shining Light if he already has a match for the next ppv? *

[wrestlingfan66513]

Steele: Listen up Will I Am... The powers that be decided to team me up with Johnny Not-So Hot at Carnage. If you're a good manager son, tell your client to stay away from me. I will not hesitate to lay him out as I destroy my opponents. I don't want his help, I don't need his help. If Not-So Hot tries to steal my glory, he will be dealt with in a very painful way... Semper Fi!

IC: Someone's starting to get ahead of himself

[dbenavides777]

IC: Someone's getting ahead starting to get ahead of himself

Steele: I don't know sonny boy if you were dropped on your head as a child, but your comment makes no sense. If you're wrestling technique is as bad as your english, you're destined for failure. Don't get ahead of yourself maggot, messing with me is the worst decision anyone can make. You're barking up the wrong tree chump. Semper Fi!!!

[Kryptonite]

Steele: I don't know sonny boy if you were dropped on your head as a child, but your comment makes no sense. If you're wrestling technique is as bad as your english, you're destined for failure. Don't get ahead of yourself maggot, messing with me is the worst decision anyone can make. You're barking up the wrong tree chump. Semper Fi!!!
*Kurt warrech turns around and looks steele right in the eyes, walks at him and then says to him: all i have heard from you, is some shitty bullcrap with no content, just about how great you are and how you will knock someone out, well son i got news for ya. a new sherriff is in town, and if you ever dare to bust open you crappy mouth, i will stick it right in my ass? you got that kid? *knocks him down and walks away*