EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[Kryptonite]

susan lol...
Susan: *ahw screw you, you smalldick.*

*Susan grabs Jones and dances on him*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Susan: *ahw screw you, you smalldick.*

*Susan grabs Jones and dances on him*

*Hot shrugs and walks over to Iva, Faith and Dingo's sister Miranda and starts making out with them all!*

Will I Am: I didn't say johnny cared. He is a million times better than that useless fuck Sweet Jones!

[Kryptonite]

*Hot shrugs and walks over to Iva, Faith and Dingo's sister Miranda and starts making out with them all!*

Will I Am: I didn't say johnny cared. He is a million times better than that useless fuck Sweet Jones!
Susan: now your a manwhore..

[B-MCINTYRE]

Susan: now your a manwhore..

Will I Am: And your just jealous that the Hot one doesn't want your ugly ass!

[Kryptonite]

Will I Am: And your just jealous that the Hot one doesn't want your ugly ass!
Susan: grow up Whore I Am..

[VanHooliganX]

Will I Am: And your just jealous that the Hot one doesn't want your ugly ass!

I see you liked the Arrive, Dingo, Leave thing :P

[B-MCINTYRE]

Susan: grow up Whore I Am..

Will I Am: Go back to the whore house you stupid slut!

[Giddy]

Susan: grow up Whore I Am..
Hot: Now we've come to second grade insults? Wow, I knew you were stupid, but I didn't know you were that stupid!

[B-MCINTYRE]

I see you liked the Arrive, Dingo, Leave thing :P

Indeed i did lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: Now we've come to second grade insults? Wow, I knew you were stupid, but I didn't know you were that stupid!

Will I Am: You must have missed my comeback... Susan sure as hell didn't. She swallowed it all!

[Giddy]

Susan: now your a manwhore..
Hot: Better a manwhore than an ugly bitch like you

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/july_2010/94649_Gossip_lindsay_lohan_funny_face.jpg

[Kryptonite]

*Susan walks away mad*
*KTN walks in: is Dingo here? i can't hold it anymore, I HAVE TO PLANK!?

[Kryptonite]

hot: Better a manwhore than an ugly bitch like you

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/july_2010/94649_gossip_lindsay_lohan_funny_face.jpg
hahahahahahhahahahahah rofl lmfao

[VanHooliganX]

Hot: Better a manwhore than an ugly bitch like you

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/july_2010/94649_Gossip_lindsay_lohan_funny_face.jpg

Is this Lindsey Lohan famous for anything useful?

I'm not a dude who focuses on Hollywood people.

[Giddy]

Will I Am: You must have missed my comeback... Susan sure as hell didn't. She swallowed it all!
Hot: She always does!

Jones: Stop mocking my woman!

Hot: What the hell are you going to do about it?

Jones: Sick 'em Cody!

*Cody runs on his hands and knees towards hot and grabs his leg and won't let go. Hot wobbles for a second, then kicks McDerrell in the face, KOing him*

Hot: She's still a whore-bitch

[Giddy]

Is this Lindsey Lohan famous for anything useful?

I'm not a dude who focuses on Hollywood people.
Actress, but then she got really druggy and stole stuff and now everyone laughs at her expense

[VanHooliganX]

Hot: She always does!

Jones: Stop mocking my woman!

Hot: What the hell are you going to do about it?

Jones: Sick 'em Cody!

*Cody runs on his hands and knees towards hot and grabs his leg and won't let go. Hot wobbles for a second, then kicks McDerrell in the face, KOing him*

Hot: She's still a whore-bitch

VHX: Great debut, Hillbilly. I await your debut on BotchaMania for shocking debuts.

[VanHooliganX]

Actress, but then she got really druggy and stole stuff and now everyone laughs at her expense

Sounds about right for Hollywood.

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Susan walks away mad*
*KTN walks in: is Dingo here? i can't hold it anymore, I HAVE TO PLANK!?

Will I Am: I saw him drinking with the Panzer's, VHX and Hanz Gruber. But you go ahead and plank.

*KTN planks just as a drunk Dingo walks around the corner. He see's the planker and kicks him in the head knocking him out, before returning to the Panzer BBQ*

[Giddy]

Is this Lindsey Lohan famous for anything useful?

I'm not a dude who focuses on Hollywood people.

WAIT!!!!!!!


You've seriously never seen Freaky Friday!?!?!?!?! FREAKY FREAKIN FRIDAY!?!??!?!?!?!?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: She always does!

Jones: Stop mocking my woman!

Hot: What the hell are you going to do about it?

Jones: Sick 'em Cody!

*Cody runs on his hands and knees towards hot and grabs his leg and won't let go. Hot wobbles for a second, then kicks McDerrell in the face, KOing him*

Hot: She's still a whore-bitch

Will I Am to Jones: Now piss off you useless trash.

[Giddy]

VHX: Great debut, Hillbilly. I await your debut on BotchaMania for shocking debuts.
Cody: Wah you lil'

*Cody runs at Van, but Van puts up his fist to punch him. Finally, Cody figures out to duck and Van punches the wall hurting his hand*

Cody: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I DIDN'T GET HURT THIS TIME!!!

*Van punching the wall and all Cody's ruckus makes a brick fall, and it lands on Cody's head, knocking him out*

[B-MCINTYRE]

WAIT!!!!!!!


You've seriously never seen Freaky Friday!?!?!?!?! FREAKY FREAKIN FRIDAY!?!??!?!?!?!?

WAIT HERBIE FULLY LOADED!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQM0JZVQzKloJMobRsqkFKwCNMaoN9H1 UrhzYIjZHSAJY45XiE1DQ

[Kryptonite]

*KTN Knocked out*
*Susan almost crying: i'm not a whore right Jones?*

[Giddy]

Jones: Well, Susan and I have some "homework" (;)) To do!!!

*10 minutes later they can be heard from the other room*

Jones: YES! YES! YES!

Susan: Sweet! YEAH SWEET!

*Cody being the creeper that he is walks in to see what they're doing. He sees them....














































jumping up and down with a sheet of fractions in their hands*

Cody: What the hell are ya doin'?

Jones: Someone finally taught me how to do fractions! Thanks Susan

Cody: ...

[Giddy]

*KTN Knocked out*
*Susan almost crying: i'm not a whore right Jones?*
Jones: She's not a whore! She's beautiful, and talented, and smart, and the best all around girlfriend anyone could ever ask for!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Jones: Well, Susan and I have some "homework" (;)) To do!!!

*10 minutes later they can be heard from the other room*

Jones: YES! YES! YES!

Susan: Sweet! YEAH SWEET!

*Cody being the creeper that he is walks in to see what they're doing. He sees them....














































jumping up and down with a sheet of fractions in their hands*

Cody: What the hell are ya doin'?

Jones: Someone finally taught me how to do fractions! Thanks Susan

Cody: ...
*Will I Am and Johnny Hot walk in and Susan starts making out with Hot right in front of Sweet*
Hot: I will always be The Hot One out of us Sweet!

[VanHooliganX]

WAIT!!!!!!!


You've seriously never seen Freaky Friday!?!?!?!?! FREAKY FREAKIN FRIDAY!?!??!?!?!?!?

The old version yes. The newer 1. HA no!

[B-MCINTYRE]

The old version yes. The newer 1. HA no!
The Original is better!

[Giddy]

*Will I Am and Johnny Hot walk in and Susan starts making out with Hot right in front of Sweet*
Hot: I will always be The Hot One out of us Sweet!
*Hot makes out with her then stops*

Hot: Wow... You really are a whore. Only a whore-bitch would do that in front of here boyfriend!

*Susan starts crying*

Susan: Tell them I'm not a-

Jones: Get the fuck out!

Hot: Haha you-

*Jones punches Hot in the face*

Hot: Nobody-

*Jones punches him again. Hot tackles Jones, but Cody comes out of nowhere and jumps on Hot's back. Will grabs Cody and they start to fight, while Hot and Jones scuffle. Susan runs away, but Iva who was practicing what Hot showed her accidentally punches Susan in the face. Hot knocks out Jones right as Will kicks Cody in the nuts*

Hot:

http://oystermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ryan-gosling-abs3-main.jpg

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Hot makes out with her then stops*

Hot: Wow... You really are a whore. Only a whore-bitch would do that in front of here boyfriend!

*Susan starts crying*

Susan: Tell them I'm not a-

Jones: Get the fuck out!

Hot: Haha you-

*Jones punches Hot in the face*

Hot: Nobody-

*Jones punches him again. Hot tackles Jones, but Cody comes out of nowhere and jumps on Hot's back. Will grabs Cody and they start to fight, while Hot and Jones scuffle. Susan runs away, but Iva who was practicing what Hot showed her accidentally punches Susan in the face. Hot knocks out Jones right as Will kicks Cody in the nuts*

Hot:

http://oystermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ryan-gosling-abs3-main.jpg

Pure AWESOMESAUCE!

[Giddy]

Pure AWESOMESAUCE!
http://oystermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ryan-gosling-abs3-main.jpg

[Giddy]

Pure AWESOMESAUCE!
*Bows*

Thank you, thank you. I try

[B-MCINTYRE]

CarrotTop to Cody: You just got Kicked in the nuts!

[Giddy]

CarrotTop to Cody: You just got Kicked in the nuts!
Everyone to CarrotTop: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Bows*

Thank you, thank you. I try

I used my creativity for that promo...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Everyone to CarrotTop: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!!

Will I Am: Fuck off ya bloody wanker!

[Giddy]

I used my creativity for that promo...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknctufSCz1qeb48c.gif

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknctufSCz1qeb48c.gif

Yeah, now i have to write my HWA one... for dingo

[Giddy]

Yeah, now i have to write my HWA one... for dingo
Well I have to write my EWNCW one... for Jones. And Johnny Hot for HWA since I'm the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!!!!!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Well I have to write my EWNCW one... for Jones. And Johnny Hot for HWA since I'm the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!!!!!!!

and you have to write another show!

[Giddy]

B-Mac, I just noticed: Why do you have a link for EWA, but not HWA?

Well considering I was supposed to be in bed an hour and 15 minutes ago I should probably go to bed. Good night buddies! Don't let the fun die out! I'll leave you with this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VEdPCvcOcc

[B-MCINTYRE]

B-Mac, I just noticed: Why do you have a link for EWA, but not HWA?

Well considering I was supposed to be in bed an hour and 15 minutes ago I should probably go to bed. Good night buddies! Don't let the fun die out! I'll leave you with this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VEdPCvcOcc

was too many characters when i added the link..

[Giddy]

was too many characters when i added the link..
Fair enough sir, fair enough

[B-MCINTYRE]

Fair enough sir, fair enough

indeed. good sir.

[Shining Light]

VHX: You're not favourite to do anything a part from lose that championship when you face someone actually decent. Archangel is bad, Ragey is overrated and don't get me started on Shining Light. When you face a proper threat in the ring, such as myself. Your 15 minutes of fame are gone.

*Van walks away from Kidd and heads over to a vending machine. Whilst he is getting a drink, the door behind him slowly opens. Shining Light comes into view and looks at Van. His face becomes contorted with rage, and he struggles to restrain himself from rushing over and attacking him*

SL: *Talking to himself* Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart. Wait, I say, on the Lord.

*He slowly retracts from view and closes the door*

[VanHooliganX]

*Van walks away from Kidd and heads over to a vending machine. Whilst he is getting a drink, the door behind him slowly opens. Shining Light comes into view and looks at Van. His face becomes contorted with rage, and he struggles to restrain himself from rushing over and attacking him*

SL: *Talking to himself* Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart. Wait, I say, on the Lord.

*He slowly retracts from view and closes the door*

VHX: Oh god! It's that religious idiot Shin-ing Limes. Yeah that's his name.

[VanHooliganX]

Going to post how everyone is doing in the top 15. This'll be the full list and the past 100 pages @_@

[Shining Light]

VHX: Oh god! It's that religious idiot Shin-ing Limes. Yeah that's his name.

SL: Jesus was a victim of persecution from insufferable idiots like you back in his times... If he can come out victorious at the end of it, then I can do so also.

For as it is written in the book of Matthew, “You’re blessed when your commitment to God provokes persecution. The persecution drives you even deeper into God’s kingdom"

[VanHooliganX]

So is the top 15 an activity leader board?

Basically yes.

The more active you're then higher you are.

Can be good IC work, discussing EWA-related things (or else you don't get anything for it) or just advertising, recruiting people or liking the facebook page will give you a small advantage every week.

The list is to show you, Ben, SL and EHC who out of all the people are being the most active in EWA.

Might help you guys decide who to push up or down if someone is constantly in the top 15 or something :)


The 22897 in my name really pisses me off. I kind of just want to make a new account that's just Giddy


Indeed. i wish i'd made a shorter one...

Why don't you 2? Broc did and he is fine. The rate you guys IC in here you won't lose much :)



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknctufSCz1qeb48c.gif

TEEEEEELL ME!

HE DIDN'T JUST POST DAT!?

[VanHooliganX]

SL: Jesus was a victim of persecution from insufferable idiots like you back in his times... If he can come out victorious at the end of it, then I can do so also.

For as it is written in the book of Matthew, “You’re blessed when your commitment to God provokes persecution. The persecution drives you even deeper into God’s kingdom"

VHX: So in a nutshell Jesus was Ultimate Warrior, Destroyed his own career and jobbed to the jews. Great leader right there boo-boo.

[Shining Light]

VHX: So in a nutshell Jesus was Ultimate Warrior, Destroyed his own career and jobbed to the jews. Great leader right there boo-boo.

OOC: That is some funny shit :)

SL: Jesus is everybody. We are all God's children and therefore we are all God's servants. We have all been given a mission in life, although some of us find it hard to discover what it is. I have been given the mission to wipe out all the "Unholy" people on this planet. You, Van Hooligan X, are deeming yourself as "Unholy" and therefore worthy of elimination.

[VanHooliganX]

Okay!

Here are the CURRENT standings for the list.

1st - Johnny Hot - Miles a head, good IC'ing
2nd - Dingo - Arrive. Dingo. Leave
3rd - Will I Am - Really given Hot the push he needed, whilst he sits in 3rd
4th - Van Hooligan X - The Vanity left it late but gains 4th, no where near the top 3 though
5th - Barbie Panzer - Amazingly it is from mentions with a little IC'ing. Still 1 of the most over characters
6th - Alex Kidd - Although being banned for 1 month fucked up Pau, he is now showing a lot of commitment
7th - CJ - Guys talked about like crazy. The dude had his own 1 off special! Plus some great IC'ing
8th - DJ - I cannot stress how close DJ vs CJ is. CJ is just winning but not by much at all
9th - Cody McDerrell - Had the worlds worst entrance into EWA. Security squashed him until he realised how to join EWA, he gains respectable 9th
10th - Kurt Warrech - Kyptonites character has has an...interesting start to EWA as well, he gets 10th
11th - Jacob Cass - I dunno what to say here. Woot? lol
12th - Panzer division - Karl and Oli combine to steal 12th
13th - Mike "Mayhem" Hawk - Great IC'ing. Plus he is advertising EWA in his sig :)
13th - Gaileo - Drawing with Mayhem, this will probably change before then but for now. Joint 13th.
15th - Rob Rage - Completely through mentions or him discussing EWA related things

That is the top 15 wrestlers.

Everyone in the following list are a little behind so good luck catching up :)

16th - Heskey - Arrive. Miss. Leave. How commited is heskey to missing? He is currently 16th overall. Just missing the list XD
17th - Luke Turne
17th - Rob Turne - Both have the same exact score, unsure if Destruction wants me to join them as 1 or treat them as individuals so lemme know
19th - Kryptonite - Dat first appearance.
20th - Susan McLibian - Good IC'ing makes Susan 20th
20th - Mr McGiven - The owner actually draws in 20th, wow lol
20th - Hanz Gruber - Also drawing in 20th
23rd - Jack Johnson - Yup Furys jobber is 23rd overall. Beating a few big guns in activeness, for shame!
23rd - Torres Brothers - Paco and Taco are drawing with the jobber
25th - The Frewins - Southern Bloods character are placed 25th, for now.
26th - Mike Muir - Mike gets 26th mainly due to being accused of being the John Cena of EWA
26th - Iva - Her affair with Johnny Hot once got her 16th, she drops 10 places
28th - Smoggie - Started off really well and has drifted down a bit. Very close though. 14-28 will all change no doubt.
29th - Ryuk O'Ryan - Not exactly far off from the pack so he can still catch up
30th - Dave "The Gunner" Steele - Same situation as O' Ryan
31st - Broc - HWAs owner is lacking behind for now
31st - Noah - Noah hasn't had many personalities this week it seems lol
31st - Michael the Arch Angel - Trailing behind but could still shoot up the list ;)
34th - Faith - Johnny hot struggling to drag all interviewers as much as he is with Iva
34th - Ashley - See. The final interviewer gets drawn at 34th too
34th - Carlos Ramon - Drawing with interviewers, c'mon THBK! lol
37th - Gerald Croft - A couple of mentions gets him 37th
38th - Fresh Amirez - finally FA finishes last with everyone who IC'd, got a mention or did something since this list started.

[VanHooliganX]

OOC: That is some funny shit :)

SL: Jesus is everybody. We are all God's children and therefore we are all God's servants. We have all been given a mission in life, although some of us find it hard to discover what it is. I have been given the mission to wipe out all the "Unholy" people on this planet. You, Van Hooligan X, are deeming yourself as "Unholy" and therefore worthy of elimination.

VHX: The only deity around is The Vanity himself boo-boo. You're lord can't save you from making me making you tap in the ring. Which I'll happily do without you forcing me to convert to any time of bullshit :)

OOC: I would've added SL to the list, but he isn't full time on the roster pal :)

[Kryptonite]

*Susan shown crying in her room*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Basically yes.

The more active you're then higher you are.

Can be good IC work, discussing EWA-related things (or else you don't get anything for it) or just advertising, recruiting people or liking the facebook page will give you a small advantage every week.

The list is to show you, Ben, SL and EHC who out of all the people are being the most active in EWA.

Might help you guys decide who to push up or down if someone is constantly in the top 15 or something :)





Why don't you 2? Broc did and he is fine. The rate you guys IC in here you won't lose much :)




TEEEEEELL ME!

HE DIDN'T JUST POST DAT!?
Don't wanna make a new email account to make a new account lol

Okay!

Here are the CURRENT standings for the list.

1st - Johnny Hot - Miles a head, good IC'ing
2nd - Dingo - Arrive. Dingo. Leave
3rd - Will I Am - Really given Hot the push he needed, whilst he sits in 3rd
4th - Van Hooligan X - The Vanity left it late but gains 4th, no where near the top 3 though
5th - Barbie Panzer - Amazingly it is from mentions with a little IC'ing. Still 1 of the most over characters
6th - Alex Kidd - Although being banned for 1 month fucked up Pau, he is now showing a lot of commitment
7th - CJ - Guys talked about like crazy. The dude had his own 1 off special! Plus some great IC'ing
8th - DJ - I cannot stress how close DJ vs CJ is. CJ is just winning but not by much at all
9th - Cody McDerrell - Had the worlds worst entrance into EWA. Security squashed him until he realised how to join EWA, he gains respectable 9th
10th - Kurt Warrech - Kyptonites character has has an...interesting start to EWA as well, he gets 10th
11th - Jacob Cass - I dunno what to say here. Woot? lol
12th - Panzer division - Karl and Oli combine to steal 12th
13th - Mike "Mayhem" Hawk - Great IC'ing. Plus he is advertising EWA in his sig :)
13th - Gaileo - Drawing with Mayhem, this will probably change before then but for now. Joint 13th.
15th - Rob Rage - Completely through mentions or him discussing EWA related things

That is the top 15 wrestlers.

Everyone in the following list are a little behind so good luck catching up :)

16th - Heskey - Arrive. Miss. Leave. How commited is heskey to missing? He is currently 16th overall. Just missing the list XD
17th - Luke Turne
17th - Rob Turne - Both have the same exact score, unsure if Destruction wants me to join them as 1 or treat them as individuals so lemme know
19th - Kryptonite - Dat first appearance.
20th - Susan McLibian - Good IC'ing makes Susan 20th
20th - Mr McGiven - The owner actually draws in 20th, wow lol
20th - Hanz Gruber - Also drawing in 20th
23rd - Jack Johnson - Yup Furys jobber is 23rd overall. Beating a few big guns in activeness, for shame!
23rd - Torres Brothers - Paco and Taco are drawing with the jobber
25th - The Frewins - Southern Bloods character are placed 25th, for now.
26th - Mike Muir - Mike gets 26th mainly due to being accused of being the John Cena of EWA
26th - Iva - Her affair with Johnny Hot once got her 16th, she drops 10 places
28th - Smoggie - Started off really well and has drifted down a bit. Very close though. 14-28 will all change no doubt.
29th - Ryuk O'Ryan - Not exactly far off from the pack so he can still catch up
30th - Dave "The Gunner" Steele - Same situation as O' Ryan
31st - Broc - HWAs owner is lacking behind for now
31st - Noah - Noah hasn't had many personalities this week it seems lol
31st - Michael the Arch Angel - Trailing behind but could still shoot up the list ;)
34th - Faith - Johnny hot struggling to drag all interviewers as much as he is with Iva
34th - Ashley - See. The final interviewer gets drawn at 34th too
34th - Carlos Ramon - Drawing with interviewers, c'mon THBK! lol
37th - Gerald Croft - A couple of mentions gets him 37th
38th - Fresh Amirez - finally FA finishes last with everyone who IC'd, got a mention or did something since this list started.

I'll take credit for Johnny hot's rise ;) lol also I got Triple J into 23rd Fuck yeah. WE WANT TRIPLE J

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Susan shown crying in her room*

*Dingo walks in*
Dingo: Whats wrong Sheila

Triple J: Yeah, what's wrong Susan?

[Kryptonite]

*Dingo walks in*
Dingo: Whats wrong Sheila

Triple J: Yeah, what's wrong Susan?

*Susan gives a notebook with written in it: Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore, Close Your Legs It's Not A Door. - Kryptonite

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Susan gives a notebook with written in it: Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore, Close Your Legs It's Not A Door. - Kryptonite

Dingo: I think that was for that other Sheila, Barbie i think her name was.

Triple J: Awww poor thing come here.
*Triple J conforts susan*

[Kryptonite]

Dingo: I think that was for that other Sheila, Barbie i think her name was.

Triple J: Awww poor thing come here.
*Triple J conforts susan*
*Kryptonite walks and asks Dingo: Has she read it?*

[Shining Light]

*CJ is pacing around in his Office, it is clear that something is on his mind*

CJ: I can't believe it! DJ is catching up to me on the "Top 15 list". One more Point of Convergence show and I'm screwed!

*CJ thinks for a minute*

There's only one thing I can do...

*He walks behind his desk and brandishes a baseball bat*

I must kill DJ!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Kryptonite walks and asks Dingo: Has she read it?*

*Dingo stares at Krytomite*
Dingo: Well she's crying so you tell me!

Triple J: Will you two take it elsewhere, the poor girl is upset.
*JJJ Continues to comfort Susan and starts to give her a sensual shoulder massage*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*CJ is pacing around in his Office, it is clear that something is on his mind*

CJ: I can't believe it! DJ is catching up to me on the "Top 15 list". One more Point of Convergence show and I'm screwed!

*CJ thinks for a minute*

There's only one thing I can do...

*He walks behind his desk and brandishes a baseball bat*

I must kill DJ!
Will I Am: Make sure you blame it on the dingo! And Remember CJ, Johnny is HOT!

[Kryptonite]

*Dingo stares at Krytomite*
Dingo: Well she's crying so you tell me!

Triple J: Will you two take it elsewhere, the poor girl is upset.
*JJJ Continues to comfort Susan and starts to give her a sensual shoulder massage*
*Kryptonite giggles and walks away seeing CJ walking mad around with a baseball hat and stops giggling, runs away*

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: Make sure you blame it on the dingo! And Remember CJ, Johnny is HOT!

CJ: I will take full responsibility for DJ's murder... I can't afford to lose my place on the "Top 15 list"

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Kryptonite giggles and walks away seeing CJ walking mad around with a baseball hat and stops giggling, runs away*

*Triple J continues to give Susan a sensual massage. She is enjoying it!*

*Dingo sees CJ with the bat*
Dingo: What are ya doing mate?

*DJ walks around the corner and sees dingo and CJ.*

DJ: CJ Help me. He keeps attacking me.

*DJ runs behind CJ who swings the bat and knocks out DJ*

later
*DJ Wakes up and Will I Am and Hot walk past*
DJ: What happened?
Will I Am: Dingo got ya
Hot: Yeah that damn Dingo!

*MEANWHILE, JOBBER JACK JOHNSON (Triple J (JJJ)) and Susan have been making out and Susan is in a lot better mood now*
Susan: Thanks for that Jack.
JJJ: Anytime sweety.

[B-MCINTYRE]

CJ: I will take full responsibility for DJ's murder... I can't afford to lose my place on the "Top 15 list"

Dingo: Not if I get him first!

[Shining Light]

Dingo: Not if I get him first!

CJ: You wanna get him first... Hmm, let me think about that


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2kfny-m8nk

[B-MCINTYRE]

CJ: You wanna get him first... Hmm, let me think about that


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2kfny-m8nk

Dingo: Nah mate we both too late. Old mate triple J just put him in hospital for interrupting him and Susan

[Shining Light]

Dingo: Nah mate we both too late. Old mate triple J just put him in hospital for interrupting him and Susan


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir8wuZa8q1M

(Imagine that King, the Tiger dude, is CJ and that Marduk, the big guy in Hospital, is DJ)

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir8wuZa8q1M

(Imagine that King, the Tiger dude, is CJ and that Marduk, the big guy in Hospital, is DJ)

*Triple J and Susan walk into Johnny Hot's dressing room and get it on.
Will I am and Johnny Hot walk in*
Will I Am: Now that's a job i would volunteer for!
Hot: Damn Straight!
Will I Am: Ladies the rest of you can come in.
*IVA, Faith, MIRANDA and Sasha walk in with Dingo following*
Dingo: No, No, No. you can only fuck my sister if i can fuck Sasha!
Hot: Deal.
Will I Am: Well you take IVA and Miranda and I'll Take Faith.
*THey have an orgy in honour of DJ*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Triple J : I do all the Job's I do all the jobs.
I Do all the Jobs... I ... Do ... All ... The ...Jobs!

Susan: And you do them so well.
Triple J: Thanks sweety

Susan : no thank you!

[Shining Light]

I think I'll go and watch The Muppets tonight... But I'm determined to become a God before I leave! :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

I think I'll go and watch The Muppets tonight... But I'm determined to become a God before I leave! :)
Triple J: I once scored a pinfall victory over Kermit the frog!

Susan: You also scored with me babe:

Triple J: Yeah i did!

OOC: MUPPETS FTW!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Triple J: I once scored a pinfall victory over Kermit the frog!

Susan: You also scored with me babe:

Triple J: Yeah i did!

OOC: MUPPETS FTW!!!

Tripple J: On behalf of the jobbers i would like to send my condolences to the family of DJ.

[Shining Light]

Tripple J: On behalf of the jobbers i would like to send my condolences to the family of DJ.

CJ: Thanks man... We'll miss him :(

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: Thanks man... We'll miss him :(

DJ: He was a good man...*whispers* who died?

[Kryptonite]

DJ: He was a good man...*whispers* who died?
KTN: I hope Dingo died..

[VanHooliganX]

I think I'll go and watch The Muppets tonight... But I'm determined to become a God before I leave! :)

Should stay up on EWN a little longer and IC when more people are on :)

You'll get to that goal pretty quickly then lol

[Giddy]

Triple J: I once scored a pinfall victory over Kermit the frog!

Susan: You also scored with me babe:

Triple J: Yeah i did!

OOC: MUPPETS FTW!!!
Jones: Whore.

Cody: Dirty Whore.

Hot: Dirty, Dirty Whore

[Giddy]

Okay!

Here are the CURRENT standings for the list.

1st - Johnny Hot - Miles a head, good IC'ing
2nd - Dingo - Arrive. Dingo. Leave
3rd - Will I Am - Really given Hot the push he needed, whilst he sits in 3rd
4th - Van Hooligan X - The Vanity left it late but gains 4th, no where near the top 3 though
5th - Barbie Panzer - Amazingly it is from mentions with a little IC'ing. Still 1 of the most over characters
6th - Alex Kidd - Although being banned for 1 month fucked up Pau, he is now showing a lot of commitment
7th - CJ - Guys talked about like crazy. The dude had his own 1 off special! Plus some great IC'ing
8th - DJ - I cannot stress how close DJ vs CJ is. CJ is just winning but not by much at all
9th - Cody McDerrell - Had the worlds worst entrance into EWA. Security squashed him until he realised how to join EWA, he gains respectable 9th
10th - Kurt Warrech - Kyptonites character has has an...interesting start to EWA as well, he gets 10th
11th - Jacob Cass - I dunno what to say here. Woot? lol
12th - Panzer division - Karl and Oli combine to steal 12th
13th - Mike "Mayhem" Hawk - Great IC'ing. Plus he is advertising EWA in his sig :)
13th - Gaileo - Drawing with Mayhem, this will probably change before then but for now. Joint 13th.
15th - Rob Rage - Completely through mentions or him discussing EWA related things

That is the top 15 wrestlers.

Everyone in the following list are a little behind so good luck catching up :)

16th - Heskey - Arrive. Miss. Leave. How commited is heskey to missing? He is currently 16th overall. Just missing the list XD
17th - Luke Turne
17th - Rob Turne - Both have the same exact score, unsure if Destruction wants me to join them as 1 or treat them as individuals so lemme know
19th - Kryptonite - Dat first appearance.
20th - Susan McLibian - Good IC'ing makes Susan 20th
20th - Mr McGiven - The owner actually draws in 20th, wow lol
20th - Hanz Gruber - Also drawing in 20th
23rd - Jack Johnson - Yup Furys jobber is 23rd overall. Beating a few big guns in activeness, for shame!
23rd - Torres Brothers - Paco and Taco are drawing with the jobber
25th - The Frewins - Southern Bloods character are placed 25th, for now.
26th - Mike Muir - Mike gets 26th mainly due to being accused of being the John Cena of EWA
26th - Iva - Her affair with Johnny Hot once got her 16th, she drops 10 places
28th - Smoggie - Started off really well and has drifted down a bit. Very close though. 14-28 will all change no doubt.
29th - Ryuk O'Ryan - Not exactly far off from the pack so he can still catch up
30th - Dave "The Gunner" Steele - Same situation as O' Ryan
31st - Broc - HWAs owner is lacking behind for now
31st - Noah - Noah hasn't had many personalities this week it seems lol
31st - Michael the Arch Angel - Trailing behind but could still shoot up the list ;)
34th - Faith - Johnny hot struggling to drag all interviewers as much as he is with Iva
34th - Ashley - See. The final interviewer gets drawn at 34th too
34th - Carlos Ramon - Drawing with interviewers, c'mon THBK! lol
37th - Gerald Croft - A couple of mentions gets him 37th
38th - Fresh Amirez - finally FA finishes last with everyone who IC'd, got a mention or did something since this list started.
All my work. Plus I get a little credit for DJ, since I punched him in the face about 20 times. Plus I'm sure if Sweet Jones counted he'd be about 10th. :cool:

[eyehatecena]

hey now, I control Faith too, lol



And I want to see the Muppets movie- will just wait until it comes out on DVD/BluRay

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Hawk: I am 13th in the standings now. I told everyone I will become a mainstay here and week after week I will keep rising until I reach the top.

[Giddy]

hey now, I control Faith too, lol
*Hot is making out with Faith*

Hot: What'd you say?

OOC: :p

[Robareid]

Rob Rage must get onto this...

[eyehatecena]

IC as Hawk: I am 13th in the standings now. I told everyone I will become a mainstay here and week after week I will keep rising until I reach the top.

Not too bad for just starting out here, not bad at all

[Giddy]

IC as Hawk: I am 13th in the standings now. I told everyone I will become a mainstay here and week after week I will keep rising until I reach the top.
Hot: Hahahahahahahaha! Reach the top? You'll be lucky if you get to Cody McDerrell's level!

[eyehatecena]

Rob Rage must get onto this...

Yeah, Hot is trying to steal all the women

[Giddy]

Yeah, Hot is trying to steal all the women
*Hot walks in with Faith, Iva, Dingo's sister, Barbie's sister, Susan, and Ashley*

Hot: Someone said my name?

[pauadrian]

Heskey: Dammit I missed the list AGAIN

[Giddy]

Heskey: Dammit I missed the list AGAIN
Cody: Ha! It's funny cuz ya miss everything!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hot: Hahahahahahahaha! Reach the top? You'll be lucky if you get to Cody McDerrell's level!

IC: Laugh now, but when you reach #2 you won't think it's so funny

[Kryptonite]

Okay!

Here are the CURRENT standings for the list.

1st - Johnny Hot - Miles a head, good IC'ing
2nd - Dingo - Arrive. Dingo. Leave
3rd - Will I Am - Really given Hot the push he needed, whilst he sits in 3rd
4th - Van Hooligan X - The Vanity left it late but gains 4th, no where near the top 3 though
5th - Barbie Panzer - Amazingly it is from mentions with a little IC'ing. Still 1 of the most over characters
6th - Alex Kidd - Although being banned for 1 month fucked up Pau, he is now showing a lot of commitment
7th - CJ - Guys talked about like crazy. The dude had his own 1 off special! Plus some great IC'ing
8th - DJ - I cannot stress how close DJ vs CJ is. CJ is just winning but not by much at all
9th - Cody McDerrell - Had the worlds worst entrance into EWA. Security squashed him until he realised how to join EWA, he gains respectable 9th
10th - Kurt Warrech - Kyptonites character has has an...interesting start to EWA as well, he gets 10th
11th - Jacob Cass - I dunno what to say here. Woot? lol
12th - Panzer division - Karl and Oli combine to steal 12th
13th - Mike "Mayhem" Hawk - Great IC'ing. Plus he is advertising EWA in his sig :)
13th - Gaileo - Drawing with Mayhem, this will probably change before then but for now. Joint 13th.
15th - Rob Rage - Completely through mentions or him discussing EWA related things

That is the top 15 wrestlers.

Everyone in the following list are a little behind so good luck catching up :)

16th - Heskey - Arrive. Miss. Leave. How commited is heskey to missing? He is currently 16th overall. Just missing the list XD
17th - Luke Turne
17th - Rob Turne - Both have the same exact score, unsure if Destruction wants me to join them as 1 or treat them as individuals so lemme know
19th - Kryptonite - Dat first appearance.
20th - Susan McLibian - Good IC'ing makes Susan 20th
20th - Mr McGiven - The owner actually draws in 20th, wow lol
20th - Hanz Gruber - Also drawing in 20th
23rd - Jack Johnson - Yup Furys jobber is 23rd overall. Beating a few big guns in activeness, for shame!
23rd - Torres Brothers - Paco and Taco are drawing with the jobber
25th - The Frewins - Southern Bloods character are placed 25th, for now.
26th - Mike Muir - Mike gets 26th mainly due to being accused of being the John Cena of EWA
26th - Iva - Her affair with Johnny Hot once got her 16th, she drops 10 places
28th - Smoggie - Started off really well and has drifted down a bit. Very close though. 14-28 will all change no doubt.
29th - Ryuk O'Ryan - Not exactly far off from the pack so he can still catch up
30th - Dave "The Gunner" Steele - Same situation as O' Ryan
31st - Broc - HWAs owner is lacking behind for now
31st - Noah - Noah hasn't had many personalities this week it seems lol
31st - Michael the Arch Angel - Trailing behind but could still shoot up the list ;)
34th - Faith - Johnny hot struggling to drag all interviewers as much as he is with Iva
34th - Ashley - See. The final interviewer gets drawn at 34th too
34th - Carlos Ramon - Drawing with interviewers, c'mon THBK! lol
37th - Gerald Croft - A couple of mentions gets him 37th
38th - Fresh Amirez - finally FA finishes last with everyone who IC'd, got a mention or did something since this list started.
That's a good start for me.. right?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Triple J sees Mr McGiven: Hey Boss, Whats up have you got any jobs for me to do because as you know I get all the jobs!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Please welcome the newest tag team in the EWA.

Two guys come in wearing the happy and sad opera masks

IC as Pride: We are happy to be in one of the fastest rising efeds here. My name is Pride and this is my partner Sorrow and we are Mixed Emotions. We grew up in Rome surrounded by Opera and Wrestling and we are here to obliterate any team who gets in are way to the top.
IC as Sorrow: God Pride, why are you always so cheerful. But like my brother said, we won't settle anything less the tag titles. My brother here destroy you in the air or with his incessant talking and if you come at me then I guess I will have to no choice but to break you down.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Please welcome the newest tag team in the EWA.

Two guys come in wearing the happy and sad opera masks

IC as Pride: We are happy to be in one of the fastest rising efeds here. My name is Pride and this is my partner Sorrow and we are Mixed Emotions. We grew up in Rome surrounded by Opera and Wrestling and we are here to obliterate any team who gets in are way to the top.
IC as Sorrow: God Pride, why are you always so cheerful. But like my brother said, we won't settle anything less the tag titles. My brother here destroy you in the air or with his incessant talking and if you come at me then I guess I will have to no choice but to break you down.

Triple J: I need me a partner so i can take this JOB !

[wrestlingfan66513]

Triple J: I need me a partner so i can take this JOB !

IC as Pride: Come on we'll take you on in heartbeat.
Ic as Sorrow: God I hope you don't then it will be just a squash match and I don't want to waste my time with one of those.

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Pride: Come on we'll take you on in heartbeat.
Ic as Sorrow: God I hope you don't then it will be just a squash match and I don't want to waste my time with one of those.

Triple J: I do all the jobs. Maybe DJ will partner with me. He takes beatings here and I do all the jobs..

OOC: Jobber Jack Johnson is trending worldwide

[wrestlingfan66513]

Triple J: I do all the jobs. Maybe DJ will partner with me. He takes beatings here and I do all the jobs..

OOC: Jobber Jack Johnson is trending worldwide

IC as Pride: That's fine with me, I welcome anyone to try and beat u.. (Sorrow pulls Pride back and covers his mouth)
IC as Sorrow: No, it's either a tag title match or no match at all, no tag team here can stop us anyway.

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Pride: That's fine with me, I welcome anyone to try and beat u.. (Sorrow pulls Pride back and covers his mouth)
IC as Sorrow: No, it's either a tag title match or no match at all, no tag team here can stop us anyway.

Will I Am: Maybe JJJ can't beat you, But the Hottest Commodity in all of E-Fedding Johnny Hot could beat both of you by himself, blindfolded, with both arms tied behind his back and his legs shackled together. He is that DAMN GOOD!

JJJ: No, I want the Job!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Will I Am: Maybe JJJ can't beat you, But the Hottest Commodity in all of E-Fedding Johnny Hot could beat both of you by himself, blindfolded, with both arms tied behind his back and his legs shackled together. He is that DAMN GOOD!

JJJ: No, I want the Job!

IC as Mayhem: Please I can take Hot easily. When he gets hit by my Phoenix Splash then he really will be hot.

[VanHooliganX]

Please welcome the newest tag team in the EWA.

Two guys come in wearing the happy and sad opera masks

IC as Pride: We are happy to be in one of the fastest rising efeds here. My name is Pride and this is my partner Sorrow and we are Mixed Emotions. We grew up in Rome surrounded by Opera and Wrestling and we are here to obliterate any team who gets in are way to the top.
IC as Sorrow: God Pride, why are you always so cheerful. But like my brother said, we won't settle anything less the tag titles. My brother here destroy you in the air or with his incessant talking and if you come at me then I guess I will have to no choice but to break you down.

Nice new guys :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Mayhem: Please I can take Hot easily. When he gets hit by my Phoenix Splash then he really will be hot.

Will I Am: No-one has half as much talent as Johnny Hot. He will crush you.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Nice new guys :)

AND no recruitment points to Van this time. That's different!

[Giddy]

IC as Mayhem: Please I can take Hot easily. When he gets hit by my Phoenix Splash then he really will be hot.
Hot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Then he really will be hot?" You're the king of the cliche! Go back to IWF you reject!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Then he really will be hot?" You're the king of the cliche! Go back to IWF you reject!

WIA: There he is. The Hottest Commodity in all of E-fedding!

JJJ: Well I AM the greatest Jobber in the universe!

[VanHooliganX]

WIA: There he is. The Hottest Commodity in all of E-fedding!

JJJ: Well I AM the greatest Jobber in the universe!

I get the feeling you've taken JJJ as your own character now lol

[Giddy]

WIA: There he is. The Hottest Commodity in all of E-fedding!

JJJ: Well I AM the greatest Jobber in the universe!
Its Time to raise a hella lotta people in the active 15

*Hot punches JJJ in the face, then makes out with Iva, Faith and Dingo's sister, while Jones calls Susan and Barbie whores and Cody dances with CJ over the KO'd body of DJ. Warrech walks in and yells "ICE CREAM!" then leaves, but when walking out he bumps into Kryptonite, who KOs him. The entire time Cass is watching from the rafters with a bat, like Sting*

[B-MCINTYRE]

I get the feeling you've taken JJJ as your own character now lol

Not so much my own character. But I'm planning on using him a lot in here!

[VanHooliganX]

AND no recruitment points to Van this time. That's different!

Makes a nice gog-dang (yes gog :P) change!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Its Time to raise a hella lotta people in the active 15

*Hot punches JJJ in the face, then makes out with Iva, Faith and Dingo's sister, while Jones calls Susan and Barbie whores and Cody dances with CJ over the KO'd body of DJ. Warrech walks in and yells "ICE CREAM!" then leaves, but when walking out he bumps into Kryptonite, who KOs him. The entire time Cass is watching from the rafters with a bat, like Sting*

*Dingo walks in and Barbie throws herself at him. He just goes with it. JJJ and Susan start making out! Will i am Laughs at the mayhem and Johnny Hot punches DJ!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Then he really will be hot?" You're the king of the cliche! Go back to IWF you reject!

IC as Mayhem: I would but it looks like no one wants to face me. Ever since I got here flying past my competition with no problem and I can do the same with you.

OOC: Thanks Van, I went with the big guy and small guy team to make it a little unique. Plus they have the most brutal tag team finishers here which I am calling "Night at the Opera"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k6QXmu0gcN4

[B-MCINTYRE]

Makes a nice gog-dang (yes gog :P) change!

It's okay being the greatest Jobber in the universe JJJ is willing to take on VHX in a one on one hell in a cell match! to make up for it!

[VanHooliganX]

IC as Mayhem: I would but it looks like no one wants to face me. Ever since I got here flying past my competition with no problem and I can do the same with you.

OOC: Thanks Van, I went with the big guy and small guy team to make it a little unique. Plus they have the most brutal tag team finishers here which I am calling "Night at the Opera"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k6QXmu0gcN4

They're pretty good idea pal :)


EWA may need a 3rd brand soon too lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

They're pretty good idea pal :)


EWA may need a 3rd brand soon too lol
JJJ: I'll take the jobs over there as well !

[VanHooliganX]

You and Giddy are some weird ass IC'ers sometimes lol

Still, pretty funny and at least it is on-topic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_T2XtTiilY&feature=related

Someone needs this as their song too :P

I may make a French team for this song.

[B-MCINTYRE]

You and Giddy are some weird ass IC'ers sometimes lol

Still, pretty funny and at least it is on-topic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_T2XtTiilY&feature=related

Someone needs this as their song too :P

I may make a French team for this song.

On topic is my middle name. Always is my first.

[wrestlingfan66513]

You and Giddy are some weird ass IC'ers sometimes lol

Still, pretty funny and at least it is on-topic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_T2XtTiilY&feature=related

Someone needs this as their song too :P

I may make a French team for this song.

Then we can have a foreign tag team war between France and Italy

[VanHooliganX]

Then we can have a foreign tag team war between France and Italy

haha World Cup 2006 rematch. We might be able to get Zidane to headbutt someone lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

haha World Cup 2006 rematch. We might be able to get Zidane to headbutt someone lol

JJJ: But where do i come in. I have to do the Jobs!

[B-MCINTYRE]

JJJ: But where do i come in. I have to do the Jobs!

JJJ= King of The Jobbers!

[eyehatecena]

They're pretty good idea pal :)


EWA may need a 3rd brand soon too lol

lol- we have 3 now- Carnage, Fury, PAIN!

And am glad to see we have another tagteam

[VanHooliganX]

lol- we have 3 now- Carnage, Fury, PAIN!

And am glad to see we have another tagteam

But Carnage only has 1 championship currently :P

[eyehatecena]

*Dingo walks in and Barbie throws herself at him. He just goes with it. JJJ and Susan start making out! Will i am Laughs at the mayhem and Johnny Hot punches DJ!

*correction- Barbie tossed Dingo a beer and then took off

[B-MCINTYRE]

But Carnage only has 1 championship currently :P

Can i claim JJJ and give him a tag team partner and make the JOB Squad?

[B-MCINTYRE]

*correction- Barbie tossed Dingo a beer and then took off

Sorry i made a mistake it was sasha who threw herself at him. Barbie did throw a beer. My bad!

[VanHooliganX]

Can i claim JJJ and give him a tag team partner and make the JOB Squad?

It is Robs character so you'll have to ask him.

You realise him being the jobber he'll never win a match right? :P

[SouthernBlood]

Elfreida:Sorry for the absence we've been sitting back counting money.

[eyehatecena]

Sorry i made a mistake it was sasha who threw herself at him. Barbie did throw a beer. My bad!

Thats better, lol


And Mac, if you want JJ, PM Rob- for JJ is a Fury jobber, I mean wrestler, lol

[eyehatecena]

Elfreida:Sorry for the absence we've been sitting back counting money.

IC as Hanz: So have I

[B-MCINTYRE]

It is Robs character so you'll have to ask him.

You realise him being the jobber he'll never win a match right? :P
They are the JOB SQUAD after all. THe greatest Jobbers of all the land. Robs Triple J Is King of the Jobbers lol

Thats better, lol


And Mac, if you want JJ, PM Rob- for JJ is a Fury jobber, I mean wrestler, lol

It's Triple J because Van and SHining light have bags on JJ lol

[eyehatecena]

They are the JOB SQUAD after all. THe greatest Jobbers of all the land. Robs Triple J Is King of the Jobbers lol


It's Triple J because Van and SHining light have bags on JJ lol

Have you actually read JJJs bio? lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

Have you actually read JJJs bio? lol

I didn't realise he had one lol

[VanHooliganX]

Ah so happy now :)

I may make Johnny Canuck a character ;D

[eyehatecena]

Yeah, I actually was the one who created him just for use as a jobber- I will go find it

[eyehatecena]

Name: Jack “The Jaxsman” Johnson

A face
Ethenticy: White
Age:29
Build:Slim/Athletic
Weight: 190
Height:6ft
Appearance:
He has a tat of Mighty Mouse on both upper arms, wears black shorts, white boots- always wears a shirt that says “Never Give Up”. Has long dirty blonde hair, clean shaven.


Backstory: From Alaska, loves family and friends. Wants to be friends with everybody. Loves the fans, will do anything for them. Has been a wrestler for 8 years, traveled all over the world, worked for many different feds. Has a never say die atitude. Will accept any match given to him. Has only won one match during his career- against the Ultimate Warrior- That match had started but Warrior was still doing his promo- after 5 minutes of blah blah blah, Jack rolled him up for the win. He then aplogized afterward. Jack offered to restart the match but Warrior already walked to the back because he had already been paid.

Finisher Move: Pile driver- he calls it “da Jack Hammer”
Signiture Moves: Clothesline

[B-MCINTYRE]

Name: Jack “The Jaxsman” Johnson

A face
Ethenticy: White
Age:29
Build:Slim/Athletic
Weight: 190
Height:6ft
Appearance:
He has a tat of Mighty Mouse on both upper arms, wears black shorts, white boots- always wears a shirt that says “Never Give Up”. Has long dirty blonde hair, clean shaven.


Backstory: From Alaska, loves family and friends. Wants to be friends with everybody. Loves the fans, will do anything for them. Has been a wrestler for 8 years, traveled all over the world, worked for many different feds. Has a never say die atitude. Will accept any match given to him. Has only won one match during his career- against the Ultimate Warrior- That match had started but Warrior was still doing his promo- after 5 minutes of blah blah blah, Jack rolled him up for the win. He then aplogized afterward. Jack offered to restart the match but Warrior already walked to the back because he had already been paid.

Finisher Move: Pile driver- he calls it “da Jack Hammer”
Signiture Moves: Clothesline

So who do i have to ask about the best Jobber in the whole damn universe?

[eyehatecena]

So who do i have to ask about the best Jobber in the whole damn universe?

PM Robaried about it

[B-MCINTYRE]

PM Robaried about it

i got enough characters... I'll just keep mentioning him here

[eyehatecena]

i got enough characters... I'll just keep mentioning him here

aight...yeah I had an idea for another tagteam- from Ireland that I had started to come up with before I came back on creative- even thought about their promos and all- but I have quite a bit to write for now. Maybe one day I will bring them here

[B-MCINTYRE]

aight...yeah I had an idea for another tagteam- from Ireland that I had started to come up with before I came back on creative- even thought about their promos and all- but I have quite a bit to write for now. Maybe one day I will bring them here

Well I have a tag team in EWF...

[Giddy]

*Hot walks in and hit DJ in the face with the door*

Cody: Hey, that wasn't nice!

Jones: CODY! LET ME IN! THEY KICKED ME OUT AGAIN!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Hot walks in and hit DJ in the face with the door*

Cody: Hey, that wasn't nice!

Jones: CODY! LET ME IN! THEY KICKED ME OUT AGAIN!

Will I Am: Stay out, you useless fuck!

[Giddy]

Will I Am: Stay out, you useless fuck!
Cody: Ah'll letcha in!

*Cody walks towards the door*

Hot (in slomo): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Hot dives towards Cody but it's too late... He opened the door*

Jones: Thanks man :D It was freezing!

Hot: Not only are the people I work with idiots, we let idiots off the street in? RIDONKULOUS!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Cody: Ah'll letcha in!

*Cody walks towards the door*

Hot (in slomo): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Hot dives towards Cody but it's too late... He opened the door*

Jones: Thanks man :D It was freezing!

Hot: Not only are the people I work with idiots, we let idiots off the street in? RIDONKULOUS!

Dingo: Yeah mate, I hate that bloke.

[Giddy]

Dingo: Yeah mate, I hate that bloke.
Cody: Say what!?! Dingo heel turn?

[Kryptonite]

*Susan and Kryptonite walk in*

[Giddy]

*Susan and Kryptonite walk in*
Jones: You're a dirty slut-skank-whore-bitch!

[Kryptonite]

Jones: You're a dirty slut-skank-whore-bitch!
*Kryptonite knocks Jones out and says: Ya talking to me son?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Cody: Say what!?! Dingo heel turn?
Dingo is a tweener.

*Susan and Kryptonite walk in*
*Susan sees Triple J and makes out with him to Kryptonites dismay

Jones: You're a dirty slut-skank-whore-bitch!
Will I Am: She really is. I still hate you!

*Kryptonite knocks Jones out and says: Ya talking to me son?

Will I Am: HAHAAHA
* Cody knocks out Kryptonite*
*Hot walks in and knocks Cody out and throws Jones back outside!*
*Susan and JJJ continue making out!*

[Giddy]

Dingo is a tweener.

*Susan sees Triple J and makes out with him to Kryptonites dismay

Will I Am: She really is. I still hate you!


Will I Am: HAHAAHA
* Cody knocks out Kryptonite*
*Hot walks in and knocks Cody out and throws Jones back outside!*
*Susan and JJJ continue making out!*
*Jones is planning on smashing the window to get in when Kryptonite walks out to beat him up some more*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuOuNHvCk5E

Cody: Ah'll save ya!

*Cody runs out but Warrech joins Kryptonite*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONPclzheqc&feature=related

[Giddy]

At 0:40- Shawn = Jones, Gus = Cody, Lassiter = Hot)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS2ZXy5B9Ow&feature=related

[Kryptonite]

*Kurt Warrech w/ Kryptonite kicking everyone's ass*

KW: Well that is called an asswhooperrrrrrr*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Kurt Warrech w/ Kryptonite kicking everyone's ass*

KW: Well that is called an asswhooperrrrrrr*

*Then Dingo walks in followed by Will i Am and Hot*
Will I Am: Mind if we join in?

*Warrech and Kryptonite run like bitches!*

[Kryptonite]

*Then Dingo walks in followed by Will i Am and Hot*
Will I Am: Mind if we join in?

*Warrech and Kryptonite run like bitches!*
*Susan almost fucking JJJ..*

[VanHooliganX]

*Susan almost fucking JJJ..*

*walks into the thread and sees this* Okay O_o Let's not go down that route...ever!

Note to self future Van!

Do not count anything on page 466. Weird ass IC'ing going on here *closes the door*

[Giddy]

*walks into the thread and sees this* Okay O_o Let's not go down that route...ever!

Note to self future Van!

Do not count anything on page 466. Weird ass IC'ing going on here *closes the door*
You have to!!! It's important!!!! THERE'S PSYCH STUFF!!!

[Kryptonite]

*walks into the thread and sees this* Okay O_o Let's not go down that route...ever!

Note to self future Van!

Do not count anything on page 466. Weird ass IC'ing going on here *closes the door*
*KTN And KW are begging for VHX to attack Dingo*

[VanHooliganX]

You have to!!! It's important!!!! THERE'S PSYCH STUFF!!!

Or anything referencing Psych since this is EWA. Not Psych :P

[VanHooliganX]

*KTN And KW are begging for VHX to attack Dingo*

VHX: I would but I'm still drinking that beer with the Panzers at the truck. Maybe next week.

[Giddy]

Or anything referencing Psych since this is EWA. Not Psych :P
BUT SHAWN AND GUS ARE THE PERFECT ANALOGY OF CODY AND JONES!!!

BTW, do you have any clue about where Jones is in the Active 15? I know it's not official, but just an estimate?

[Kryptonite]

VHX: I would but I'm still drinking that beer with the Panzers at the truck. Maybe next week.
*KTN: Bro, you can't drink that much, that's unusual*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*KTN And KW are begging for VHX to attack Dingo*

* Dingo sees them cowering in fear and walks up to them*
Dingo: Got a problem Plankers?
*Dingo doesn't wait for their answer, he kicks them both in the temple before drinking another beer!*

*JJJ and Susan are seen walking out of a room in with messy hair and shaggy clothes*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo walks back to the truck where the Panzers are and gets some more beer*
Dingo: Cheers blokes!

[VanHooliganX]

BUT SHAWN AND GUS ARE THE PERFECT ANALOGY OF CODY AND JONES!!!

BTW, do you have any clue about where Jones is in the Active 15? I know it's not official, but just an estimate?

He'd probably be just above Cody. I remember you doing just a few Jones posts more than just Cody ones since you made Jones love Susan.

So around about there.


*KTN: Bro, you can't drink that much, that's unusual*

VHX: I'm English. Oh course I can drink that much.

[Giddy]

He'd probably be just above Cody. I remember you doing just a few Jones posts more than just Cody ones since you made Jones love Susan.
But I can't sign him up, because here he's Cody's goofy friend, but he's a serious wrestler...

[Kryptonite]

He'd probably be just above Cody. I remember you doing just a few Jones posts more than just Cody ones since you made Jones love Susan.

So around about there.



VHX: I'm English. Oh course I can drink that much.
true..........

[Kryptonite]

*Fresh Amirez past by the truck with the beer, knocks all of them out and start drinking*

[B-MCINTYRE]

He'd probably be just above Cody. I remember you doing just a few Jones posts more than just Cody ones since you made Jones love Susan.

So around about there.



VHX: I'm English. Oh course I can drink that much.

But Susan loves Triple J, Triple J, Triple J.

Triple J: yeah boy!


Dingo: I'm an Aussie. We drink 24/7 mate. Drink off Van?

[VanHooliganX]

But I can't sign him up, because here he's Cody's goofy friend, but he's a serious wrestler...

Give him Yu-Gi-Oh syndrome then.

Normal and goofy but turns into a serious deep voiced guy in the ring.

Or clone him. I dunno.

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Fresh Amirez past by the truck with the beer, knocks all of them out and start drinking*

*Everybody no sells Fresh Amirez and beats them down before continuing drinking!*

[VanHooliganX]

But Susan loves Triple J, Triple J, Triple J.

Triple J: yeah boy!


Dingo: I'm an Aussie. We drink 24/7 mate. Drink off Van?

VHX: I would Dingy but I don't want to put alcohol brewers out of business.

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: I would Dingy but I don't want to put alcohol brewers out of business.

Dingo: They just need to brew faster to keep up with us, that's all mate!

[Kryptonite]

*Kryptonite to Kurt Warrech: Follow me i got a plan!*
Kurt Warrech to Kryptonite: Yes sir! Singing this while struggling to KTN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS6wfWu0JvA&ob=av2e

*Fresh Amirez running away and with a beer, Clyde to Zack: Why you always have to fuck it up?
Zack: Oh screw you mate, you always fuck it up: They start to fight*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Kryptonite to Kurt Warrech: Follow me i got a plan!*
Kurt Warrech to Kryptonite: Yes sir! Singing this while struggling to KTN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS6wfWu0JvA&ob=av2e

*Fresh Amirez running away and with a beer, Clyde to Zack: Why you always have to fuck it up?
Zack: Oh screw you mate, you always fuck it up: They start to fight*

*Dingo watches as they knock each other out, then takes the beer back to the truck and keeps drinking*

*Susan and Triple J walk past arm in arm!*

[Kryptonite]

*KTN walking in with cool glasses and a watergun:http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/335995/335995,1243385082,1/stock-photo-man-with-a-mustache-pointing-a-water-gun-30995656.jpg
*Shoots everybody with water!*

[Kryptonite]

*KW in the back of Dingo, taking Dingo out before he can hit Kryptonite cuz he always does*

[Giddy]

*Dingo watches as they knock each other out, then takes the beer back to the truck and keeps drinking*

*Susan and Triple J walk past arm in arm!*
Jones: Dirty whore! You're almost as big a whore as Barbie!

Hot: Wow... That's a pretty big whore!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*KTN walking in with cool glasses and a watergun:http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/335995/335995,1243385082,1/stock-photo-man-with-a-mustache-pointing-a-water-gun-30995656.jpg
*Shoots everybody with water!*

*Business man Will I Am walks up to him, look into his eyes and punches him right between said eyes breaking his nose*
Will I Am: That was an Armani suit you asshole!

*Triple J and Susan just stroll past once again*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*KW in the back of Dingo, taking Dingo out before he can hit Kryptonite cuz he always does*
*Dingo gets up laughing and walks away drinking his beer*

Jones: Dirty whore! You're almost as big a whore as Barbie!

Hot: Wow... That's a pretty big whore!

*Jones remembers he hates Hot and swings at him. Misses as Hot ducks before Hot lays Jones out!

*Triple J and Susan smile!*

[Giddy]

*Dingo gets up laughing and walks away drinking his beer*


*Jones remembers he hates Hot and swings at him. Misses as Hot ducks before Hot lays Jones out!

*Triple J and Susan smile!*
Oh yeah... I actually totally forgot that.

[Kryptonite]

*Business man Will I Am walks up to him, look into his eyes and punches him right between said eyes breaking his nose*
Will I Am: That was an Armani suit you asshole!

*Triple J and Susan just stroll past once again*
*Susan calls an ambulance, than kicks the balls of WIA and walks away with JJJ*

[Giddy]

*Dingo gets up laughing and walks away drinking his beer*


*Jones remembers he hates Hot and swings at him. Misses as Hot ducks before Hot lays Jones out!

*Triple J and Susan smile!*
Words hurt :'(







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I still hate each and every one of you....

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[Giddy]

Cody: Hey! Wah'd you knock out mah friend Hot!

Hot: Because he's an idiot.

Cody: No he's not! He's uh nice guy!

*Hot punches Cody in the face*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Oh yeah... I actually totally forgot that.
Lucky i didn't

*Susan calls an ambulance, than kicks the balls of WIA and walks away with JJJ*
*Barbie knocks Susan out and makes out with Triple J*

Words hurt :'(







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I still hate each and every one of you....

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Really. come on :)

Cody: Hey! Wah'd you knock out mah friend Hot!

Hot: Because he's an idiot.

Cody: No he's not! He's uh nice guy!

*Hot punches Cody in the face*

*Susan wakes up and knocks out Barbie then starts making out with JJJ, who gets down on one knee and proposes. Susan Says yes, Cody and Hot turn around and both say: WHORE!
Hot knocks Cody out then walks off to where Will I Am is and helps him up*
Will I Am: Stupid bitch!

[Giddy]

*Susan wakes up and knocks out Barbie then starts making out with JJJ, who gets down on one knee and proposes. Susan Says yes, Cody and Hot turn around and both say: WHORE!
Hot knocks Cody out then walks off to where Will I Am is and helps him up*
Will I Am: Stupid bitch!
*While JJJ and Susan make out Jones tackles him to the ground and begins to repeatedly punch JJJ in the face. He stands up and stomps on his jaw, snapping it off the hinges. He picks him up and throws him into the wall, then proceeds to punch him repeatedly in the chest, breaking his ribs*

Jones: She's mine bitch!

*Jones walks over to Susan and makes out with her*

Hot: ... She's an ugly bitch anyways.

*Goes over and makes out with his ladies*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*While JJJ and Susan make out Jones tackles him to the ground and begins to repeatedly punch JJJ in the face. He stands up and stomps on his jaw, snapping it off the hinges. He picks him up and throws him into the wall, then proceeds to punch him repeatedly in the chest, breaking his ribs*

Jones: She's mine bitch!

*Jones walks over to Susan and makes out with her*

Hot: ... She's an ugly bitch anyways.

*Goes over and makes out with his ladies*

*Will I Am stops making out with Sasha for a minute to say*
Will i Am; She sure is!

*Triple J gets up*
JJJ: But she's my ugly bitch. I'm marrying her.

Susan: He's right Sweet, If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it like he did!

[Kryptonite]

*Susan kicks everyone's ass around her, goes for JJJ and helps him up*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Susan kicks everyone's ass around her, goes for JJJ and helps him up*

*JJJ and Susan walk off*

Will I Am: Good Riddance. I hate the smell of Fish!

[Kryptonite]

*JJJ and Susan walk off*

Will I Am: Good Riddance. I hate the smell of Fish!
*Susan kicks his balls again*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Susan kicks his balls again*

Susan already left!

*Will I Am and Johnny Hot laugh*

[Kryptonite]

Susan already left!

*Will I Am and Johnny Hot laugh*
*Susan comes back and kick both them balls*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Susan comes back and kick both them balls*

*She touches their balls but not with her foot. Her Mouth instead!*
Will I Am and Hot: WHORE!
*She runs off crying*

[Destruction]

I get the recruitment points for the newest tag team - check the free agent thread

[B-MCINTYRE]

I get the recruitment points for the newest tag team - check the free agent thread

Yes You do.. You got the promo i sent you a few days ago yeah?

[Destruction]

Yeah, I haven't had the time to look at any of them in detail yet, but I will when I get back from school

Show will be up after Fury & Pain

[B-MCINTYRE]

Yeah, I haven't had the time to look at any of them in detail yet, but I will when I get back from school

Show will be up after Fury & Pain

All good. was just making sure you had gotten it.

[Giddy]

*She touches their balls but not with her foot. Her Mouth instead!*
Will I Am and Hot: WHORE!
*She runs off crying*
Hot: Haha, what a whore!

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah, I haven't had the time to look at any of them in detail yet, but I will when I get back from school

Show will be up after Fury & Pain

:O We're getting Fury and Pain soon? :D

[Giddy]

IC: I said get ou-ou-OUT of here Dingo!
Exactly 100 pages ago...

Hmmmm.

[Giddy]

It is Sweet and temperature above warm :)
200 pages ago.

Greatness

[Giddy]

IC as Daymian Bloodstone: Johnny Hot you son of a bitch I am gonna make you pay for that low blow! On Carnage i'll show you just why I'm called the KamiKazi Warrior when I put your pathetic ass through about half a dozen tables including the spanish announce table!
Hot: Hey guess what. I won.

[VanHooliganX]

200 pages ago.

Greatness

True that.


Hot: Hey guess what. I won.

Ooooh burn!

I could do the same for a few people. Add Broc to that list soon as well!

[Giddy]

True that.



Ooooh burn!

I could do the same for a few people. Add Broc to that list soon as well!
Damn right! I'm going to do that from now on. If someone says they're gonna beat me and I win I'll find their post and say, "Hey you... I won didn't I"

[VanHooliganX]

Damn right! I'm going to do that from now on. If someone says they're gonna beat me and I win I'll find their post and say, "Hey you... I won didn't I"

I would but my shiny championship fills my ego up enough not to do that *makes the light reflection go into Giddys eyes* ;)

[Giddy]

I would but my shiny championship fills my ego up enough not to do that *makes the light reflection go into Giddys eyes* ;)
Well when I win the HWA Title I'll shine it in your eyes :p

[VanHooliganX]

Well when I win the HWA Title I'll shine it in your eyes :p

Needs to be the HWA World Championship title

Besides, I plan on destroying Broc and then winnign the Fury 1 to be EWNs first Dual World Champion :P

[B-MCINTYRE]

Needs to be the HWA World Championship title

Besides, I plan on destroying Broc and then winnign the Fury 1 to be EWNs first Dual World Champion :P

Well when i win a .... Nevermind I'll never win a title while Johnny Hot is around.

[Giddy]

Needs to be the HWA World Championship title

Besides, I plan on destroying Broc and then winnign the Fury 1 to be EWNs first Dual World Champion :P
That's the plan Van. I am the number one contender :p

[B-MCINTYRE]

That's the plan Van. I am the number one contender :p

And I'm the number 69 contender!

[Giddy]

And I'm the number 69 contender!
... Uh... ....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AH4eQJ2Ycc4/TVtQlwiGwqI/AAAAAAAABZk/tExf-NpQhcg/s1600/i-is-tired-wurk-too-hard.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPtlVZRfkHDkHD2iLAJS-GfsC59439gv4UT4-euNw18VT9lwEOz7Yd3Joe

[B-MCINTYRE]

... Uh... ....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AH4eQJ2Ycc4/TVtQlwiGwqI/AAAAAAAABZk/tExf-NpQhcg/s1600/i-is-tired-wurk-too-hard.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPtlVZRfkHDkHD2iLAJS-GfsC59439gv4UT4-euNw18VT9lwEOz7Yd3Joe

Eat some concrete

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo takes some beers and finds a nearby television*

Dingo: Shut up. The footy's on. VHX you wanna watch this or what?

*Dingo sits down and drinks his beer while he watches the footy!*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo stands up in a pile of many empty beer cans after the footy finishes and walk out to the corridor where he sees Will I Am and Johnny Hot standing over DJ, Sweet Jones, Cody McDerrall and Kyrptonite's unconscious bodies, talking. As he looks around he sees JJJ and susan making out in a corner and Sasha, Iva, Faith and his Sister Miranda walking towards Will I Am and Hot. They wave as they go past him and he waves back. He walks past Will I Am and Hot, Past Triple J and Susan making out and around a corner where Warwech gets in his face. Dingo punches him in the face and knocks him out. He continues walking straight past CJ and Mr McGiven talking, Finally he gets out to the parking lot to where Hanz Gruber, The Panzer brothers and their sister Barbie and Vanhooligan X are still out by the truck with the BBQ pit where the shrimp Taco, Peco and alex kid are still stuck in the burning pit.*

Dingo: G'day blokes and Shiela. Still drinking time? Rippa!

*Dingo goes and sits with the boys and Barbie and starts to drink with them again*

Dingo: You missed a hell of a game mates.

*skulls his drink and opens another*

[Shining Light]

The Muppets Film was... AWESOME! :D

CJ: All together now.... MAHNA MAHNA

[B-MCINTYRE]

The Muppets Film was... AWESOME! :D

CJ: All together now.... MAHNA MAHNA
*DJ joins in*
Will I Am: Shut up CJ and DJ, I don't wanna hear your childish nonsense.


OOC: I LOVE THE MUPPETS!

[Shining Light]

*DJ joins in*
Will I Am: Shut up CJ and DJ, I don't wanna hear your childish nonsense.


OOC: I LOVE THE MUPPETS!

*DJ starts to cry*

CJ: Hey man! You can't go around making people cry!

OOC: ME TOO!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*DJ starts to cry*

CJ: Hey man! You can't go around making people cry!

OOC: ME TOO!

Will I Am: You might be a general manager for one of the shows here, but nobody not even Mr McGiven tells me what to do, I will do whatever the fuck I want you hear me?

OOC: I'm sad I worked hard on the post before your muppet one and you didn't even mention it ;(

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: You might be a general manager for one of the shows here, but nobody not even Mr McGiven tells me what to do, I will do whatever the fuck I want you hear me?

OOC: I'm sad I worked hard on the post before your muppet one and you didn't even mention it ;(

*CJ's head drops*

CJ: Yes Sir...

*He picks up DJ who is still crying on the floor and walks away*

OOC: Aww :( There was a lot of name dropping lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

*CJ's head drops*

CJ: Yes Sir...

*He picks up DJ who is still crying on the floor and walks away*

OOC: Aww :( There was a lot of name dropping lol

*Dingo sees this from where he is sitting and just watches amused by it*

Will I Am: Wow, i didn't expect you to start crying, and weren't you gonna kill each other yesterday. Meh, I still don't care.

*When CJ and DJ walk past Triple J and Susan making out DJ yells out: WHORE!*
*JJJ gets up and walks upto CJ and DJ*
JJJ whispers to them: She may be a whore, but she's my whore.
OOC: Yes there was lol

[VanHooliganX]

The Muppets Film was... AWESOME! :D

CJ: All together now.... MAHNA MAHNA

DJ: BN BN! :D I miss those biscuits

OOC: Me too :(

[B-MCINTYRE]

*kermit the Frog appears out of nowhere*

Kermit: Well a hello there everybody

*DJ almost faints*

Will I Am: You have got to be fucking kidding me!

[Shining Light]

*kermit the Frog appears out of nowhere*

Kermit: Well a hello there everybody

*DJ almost faints*

Will I Am: You have got to be fucking kidding me!

CJ: I'm so sorry Kermit, it's just that he's a big fan. I assure you that I'm nothing like that

*Jessie J appears out of nowhere*

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :D :D :D

*CJ faints*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Steven Gerrard appears out of nowhere,,, Everybody leaves*

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: I'm so sorry Kermit, it's just that he's a big fan. I assure you that I'm nothing like that

*Jessie J appears out of nowhere*

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :D :D :D

*CJ faints*

VHX: *takes 1 look at Jessie J and doesn't know who she is* SECURITY!

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: *takes 1 look at Jessie J and doesn't know who she is* SECURITY!

*Layla appears in a skimpy bikini*

[Shining Light]

VHX: *takes 1 look at Jessie J and doesn't know who she is* SECURITY!

*CJ quickly recovers as the Security surrounds Jessie. Enraged by their attempts to harm her, his eyes start to turn blue and his hair begins to flicker upwards and turn yellow*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Wkwsv6_Zs&feature=related

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo is still sitting by the truck watching this in delight!*

[VanHooliganX]

*CJ quickly recovers as the Security surrounds Jessie. Enraged by their attempts to harm her, his eyes start to turn blue and his hair begins to flicker upwards and turn yellow*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Wkwsv6_Zs&feature=related

VHX: *Slaps CJ in the face* Mr McGiven said if the owners of DBZ sue us again it is your job down the tube. Plus I haven't had my free match whenever I want yet. You can't get fired until then!

OOC: Don't suppose you've gotten XBL Gold yet SL have ya?

[Shining Light]

VHX: *Slaps CJ in the face* Mr McGiven said if the owners of DBZ sue us again it is your job down the tube. Plus I haven't had my free match whenever I want yet. You can't get fired until then!

OOC: Don't suppose you've gotten XBL Gold yet SL have ya?

CJ: Oh yeah... I forgot about that lawsuit :/

OOC: I be getting it tomorrow my good friend :)

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: Oh yeah... I forgot about that lawsuit :/

OOC: I be getting it tomorrow my good friend :)

Cass: I'd turn super saiyan for her too

VHX: *walks off*

OOC: Very well pal :)

[Shining Light]

Cass: I'd turn super saiyan for her too

VHX: *walks off*

OOC: Very well pal :)

CJ: Hey Cass! You know the last 3 letters of your name spells ass right?

*CJ starts chuckling to himself*

Ass... Oh how you make me laugh!

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: Hey Cass! You know the last 3 letters of your name spells ass right?

*CJ starts chuckling to himself*

Ass... Oh how you make me laugh!

Cass: How witty of you.

[Shining Light]

Cass: How witty of you.

CJ: Thanks :o

*CJ walks off smiling. He stops and thinks for a minute, and then walks back over to Cass*

Look, I'm gonna come straight out with this. Do you wanna do something together? We could go to a restaurant or something?

[VanHooliganX]

CJ: Thanks :o

*CJ walks off smiling. He stops and thinks for a minute, and then walks back over to Cass*

Look, I'm gonna come straight out with this. Do you wanna do something together? We could go to a restaurant or something?

Cass: I'm sorry CJ but I'm not into men. Thank you for the offer though

*Meanwhile in Seriousville!*

VHX: *Still walking when suddenly he accidentally bumps into Shining Light* Watch where you're walki--Oh god damn...You again.

[Kryptonite]

*KTN coming in, with a lollipop in his mouth(not a dick okay guys?!)

[Shining Light]

Cass: I'm sorry CJ but I'm not into men. Thank you for the offer though

*Meanwhile in Seriousville!*

VHX: *Still walking when suddenly he accidentally bumps into Shining Light* Watch where you're walki--Oh god damn...You again.

*Shining smirks*

SL: It should be you who's watching Van... Because one day, when I make my return to EWA, I'll take your spot as the self professed "best in the business". I am smarter than you. I am stronger than you. I am faster than you.

I'm just downright better than you.

[Kryptonite]

*Shining smirks*

SL: It should be you who's watching Van... Because one day, when I make my return to EWA, I'll take your spot as the self professed "best in the business". I am smarter than you. I am stronger than you. I am faster than you.

I'm just downright better than you.
*Kryptonite: you guys better not forget about this! you get i'm The Most Electrifying In All Of EWA's E-Feds! And sudden, The Worldwide Best and i can proof it!*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Shining smirks*

SL: It should be you who's watching Van... Because one day, when I make my return to EWA, I'll take your spot as the self professed "best in the business". I am smarter than you. I am stronger than you. I am faster than you.

I'm just downright better than you.

Will I Am: Neither of you can hold a candle to Johnny Hot, he is after all the Hottest Commodity in all of E-fedding!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Will I Am: Well that's not true. VHX could more than hold his own. He is the only other person who has talent. That would be an awesome match!

[VanHooliganX]

*Shining smirks*

SL: It should be you who's watching Van... Because one day, when I make my return to EWA, I'll take your spot as the self professed "best in the business". I am smarter than you. I am stronger than you. I am faster than you.

I'm just downright better than you.

VHX: Hahahaha! Oh wait, you're trying to be serious. HAHAHAHAHA! Look, whenever you decide to grow some religious balls, I'll take great pleasure in whooping you and your stupid gods ass. You can preach all the bullshit in the world about some god leading you life or whatever bullshit you're wanting me to convert too. We all know The Vanity is the true god.

I'm not even going to comment on your "Best in the business" speech. You can think you're Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger or any Daft Punk song you want, cause I'd prove to you that my attributes are second to none if we ever face each other.

[Kryptonite]

Will I Am: Well that's not true. VHX could more than hold his own. He is the only other person who has talent. That would be an awesome match!
KTN: Shut up please or i will knock you out you idiot*

[B-MCINTYRE]

KTN: Shut up please or i will knock you out you idiot*

*Will I Am coughs and KTN feels a tap on his back, he turns around to see Johnny Hots fist right before it breaks his nose and knocks him out*
Will I Am: Your punches are getting even better, I didn't think it was possible, but they are!

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: Neither of you can hold a candle to Johnny Hot, he is after all the Hottest Commodity in all of E-fedding!


*Kryptonite: you guys better not forget about this! you get i'm The Most Electrifying In All Of EWA's E-Feds! And sudden, The Worldwide Best and i can proof it!*

SL: I think you gentlemen are sorely mistaken... How many championships have both of you held? Zero. None. Zilch.

I am the JBW Showdown Heavyweight Champion. I am the Lord's most trusted Servant. I am the Vatican Assassin... Shining Light

[Kryptonite]

*Will I Am coughs and KTN feels a tap on his back, he turns around to see Johnny Hots fist right before it breaks his nose and knocks him out*
Will I Am: Your punches are getting even better, I didn't think it was possible, but they are!
*Enemy Lines step inside and saw what happened, they whoop Hot And WIA asses, then knock them out and help up KTN*

[Shining Light]

VHX: Hahahaha! Oh wait, you're trying to be serious. HAHAHAHAHA! Look, whenever you decide to grow some religious balls, I'll take great pleasure in whooping you and your stupid gods ass. You can preach all the bullshit in the world about some god leading you life or whatever bullshit you're wanting me to convert too. We all know The Vanity is the true god.

I'm not even going to comment on your "Best in the business" speech. You can think you're Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger or any Daft Punk song you want, cause I'd prove to you that my attributes are second to none if we ever face each other.

SL: I'm going to let you continue to prance around in your own little World a little while longer. The end of this World is upon us, and I will be the one who leads us into the new World. But remember your blaspheming ways, for as it is written in the Book of Matthew:

"Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come."

You can continue to believe that you are God, but when the Judgement Day arrives, it will be you who is sentenced to an eternity in the fiery bowels of Hell.

[VanHooliganX]

SL: I think you gentlemen are sorely mistaken... How many championships have both of you held? Zero. None. Zilch.

I am the JBW Showdown Heavyweight Champion. I am the Lord's most trusted Servant. I am the Vatican Assassin... Shining Light

SL: Good for you Boo-boo. I am the Alpha Revolution Global Heavyweight champion, I am The Vanity, I am not just a heel, I am THE heel and I will become THE force of domination in EWA!

[B-MCINTYRE]

SL: I think you gentlemen are sorely mistaken... How many championships have both of you held? Zero. None. Zilch.

I am the JBW Showdown Heavyweight Champion. I am the Lord's most trusted Servant. I am the Vatican Assassin... Shining Light
Will I Am: Johnny Hot has always been held back by corporate monopolies. I'm here to put a stop to that. The backstage politics are over and the proof can be found over in HWA since Johnny Hot has come under my management he is already the number 1 contender for the HWA world heavyweight title, which he will win. He is the Hottest Commodity in all of E-fedding and HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!

[Shining Light]

Will I Am: Johnny Hot has always been held back by corporate monopolies. I'm here to put a stop to that. The backstage politics are over and the proof can be found over in HWA since Johnny Hot has come under my management he is already the number 1 contender for the HWA world heavyweight title, which he will win. He is the Hottest Commodity in all of E-fedding and HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!

SL: No one is better than the Servant of the Lord. "I can do all things through him who strengthens me." The Lord is the one who has presented to me infinite wisdom and strength, and if you only opened your heart to him, I'm sure he would bestow that honor upon you too.

[VanHooliganX]

SL: I'm going to let you continue to prance around in your own little World a little while longer. The end of this World is upon us, and I will be the one who leads us into the new World. But remember your blaspheming ways, for as it is written in the Book of Matthew:

"Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come."

VHX: Said the man who prances about in a coat 4 sizes to big for him. The world ends when I says it says in the Book of That-Bloke-Down- at-the-Local-Pub:

Am fookin' tellin' ya lad! Dat bitches knockas ain't Fookin' real. Reminds meh ov wen we kicked shit outta those Nazi basterds. We ended up making d' chant "1 WORLD CUP AND 2 WORLD WARS, 1 WORLD CUP AND 2 WORLD WARS!"

Fookin' class.


I believe my words hold as much power as much as your bullshit words :)