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B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 08:04 AM
*Enemy Lines step inside and saw what happened, they whoop Hot And WIA asses, then knock them out and help up KTN*

Let me correct you

*They start to attack but they just aren't enough to put down Hot, they start to use their numbers but Dingo finally gets up. They see him and run away. Dingo just sits back down..*

Hot: okay....
Will I Am: anyway

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 08:06 AM
VHX: Said the man who prances about in a coat 4 sizes to big for him. The world ends when I says it says in the Book of That-Bloke-Down- at-the-Local-Pub:

Am fookin' tellin' ya lad! Dat bitches knockas ain't Fookin' real. Reminds meh ov wen we kicked shit outta those Nazi basterds. We ended up making d' chant "1 WORLD CUP AND 2 WORLD WARS, 1 WORLD CUP AND 2 WORLD WARS!"

Fookin' class.


I believe my words hold as much power as much as your bullshit words :)

OOC: That made me laugh :)

SL: Your nonsensical rants mean nothing to me. You may think that your words impress the insufferable idiots that EWA panders to, but you are sorely mistaken. They, like me, have no idea what you are on about. What comes out of your mouth can be compared to faeces.

Kryptonite
02-24-2012, 08:06 AM
SL: I think you gentlemen are sorely mistaken... How many championships have both of you held? Zero. None. Zilch.

I am the JBW Showdown Heavyweight Champion. I am the Lord's most trusted Servant. I am the Vatican Assassin... Shining Light
Yes you held more championships more, yes you know it better, yes you are the JBW Showdown Heavyweight champion, but i know this, i'm bigger, badder and better than you.

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 08:07 AM
SL: No one is better than the Servant of the Lord. "I can do all things through him who strengthens me." The Lord is the one who has presented to me infinite wisdom and strength, and if you only opened your heart to him, I'm sure he would bestow that honor upon you too.





Will I Am: The Hot One is now, always has been and will forever be the best in the business!

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 08:08 AM
Yes you held more championships more, yes you know it better, yes you are the JBW Showdown Heavyweight champion, but i know this, i'm bigger, badder and better than you.

SL: Are you trying to promote the WWE 12 virtual reality game? And if you truly think you are better than me, then why don't you step up to the plate and back up your words. Your in EWA, I'm in JBW. There is a major difference. EWA is a child's playground, JBW is where Legends are made.

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 08:10 AM
SL: Are you trying to promote the WWE 12 virtual reality game? And if you truly think you are better than me, then why don't you step up to the plate and back up your words. Your in EWA, I'm in JBW. There is a major difference. EWA is a child's playground, JBW is where Legends are made.

Will I Am: JBW is where legends go to die.

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 08:12 AM
Will I Am: JBW is where legends go to die.

SL: And are re-born again.

Kryptonite
02-24-2012, 08:12 AM
Will I Am: JBW is where legends go to die.
*KTN Laughs with Dingo and Hot at SL*

VanHooliganX
02-24-2012, 08:15 AM
OOC: That made me laugh :)

SL: Your nonsensical rants mean nothing to me. You may think that your words impress the insufferable idiots that EWA panders to, but you are sorely mistaken. They, like me, have no idea what you are on about. What comes out of your mouth can be compared to faeces.

VHX: Ha! How rich! The religious nut job thinks I spurt shit!

OOC: TY :)

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 08:15 AM
SL: And are re-born again.
Will I Am: As pathetic shells of their former greatness!

*KTN Laughs with Dingo and Hot at SL*

*Dingo punches KTN,, He and Hot laugh!

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 08:15 AM
*KTN Laughs with Dingo and Hot at SL*

SL: Jesus himself went through persecutions. If he can emerge victorious at the end of it, so can I.

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 08:18 AM
VHX: Ha! How rich! The religious nut job thinks I spurt shit!

OOC: TY :)

SL: "It is through many persecutions that we must enter the kingdom of God.”

I have no more time for you insufferable idiots.

*Shining walks away*

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 08:21 AM
SL: Jesus himself went through persecutions. If he can emerge victorious at the end of it, so can I.

Dingo: A reading from the book of bloke 18-23

When a bloke spouts crap about God, they best be talking about their favourite sports star. If a bloke goes against this code of Blokeness, then said bloke is open to ridicule and public beatings!

Kryptonite
02-24-2012, 08:23 AM
SL: "It is through many persecutions that we must enter the kingdom of God.”

I have no more time for you insufferable idiots.

*Shining walks away*
KTN: That guy is fucking crazy guys o____o

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 08:26 AM
KTN: That guy is fucking crazy guys o____o

Dingo: oh, Fuck up mate. just cause Triple J is still making out with your woman doesn't mean we wanna hear your opinion mate!

*Triple J and Susan are still making out.*

You the man TRIPLE J

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 08:28 AM
KTN: That guy is fucking crazy guys o____o

*CJ walks in*

CJ: What did I miss?

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 09:52 AM
*CJ walks in*

CJ: What did I miss?

Dingo: Not much mate, just some bible thumper

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 11:32 AM
Dingo: Not much mate, just some bible thumper

CJ: Ahh, I myself used to be a "bible thumper". I used to be an Altar boy...

*CJ smiles dreamily*

Me and my Church's Priest were quite close. He'd invite me round and offer me wine and various other liquor. I used to drink till I passed out and I'd wake up in his bed! And then one day, he disappeared... Never saw him again!

*CJ turns around to look at Dingo but discovered that he's gone*

:(

Kryptonite
02-24-2012, 11:43 AM
CJ: Ahh, I myself used to be a "bible thumper". I used to be an Altar boy...

*CJ smiles dreamily*

Me and my Church's Priest were quite close. He'd invite me round and offer me wine and various other liquor. I used to drink till I passed out and I'd wake up in his bed! And then one day, he disappeared... Never saw him again!

*CJ turns around to look at Dingo but discovered that he's gone*

:(
*KTN is shown making out with Barbie*

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 11:46 AM
*KTN is shown making out with Barbie*

We're all just name dropping so we get a higher place on Van's list now, aren't we? ;)

Kryptonite
02-24-2012, 11:52 AM
We're all just name dropping so we get a higher place on Van's list now, aren't we? ;)
yes we are.. :rolleyes:

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 12:12 PM
yes we are.. :rolleyes:

Alrighty then! :D

Robareid
02-24-2012, 12:27 PM
Alrighty then! :D

IC: No list would be complete without the Best of Britis Rob Rage ;)

Shining Light
02-24-2012, 12:45 PM
IC: No list would be complete without the Best of Britis Rob Rage ;)

CJ: Yeah your right! The sex offenders list! :D

*CJ starts dancing away*

Trolololololololololol

Robareid
02-24-2012, 01:08 PM
CJ: Yeah your right! The sex offenders list! :D

*CJ starts dancing away*

Trolololololololololol


IC: *raises eyebrow* Touche...

Giddy
02-24-2012, 01:21 PM
*kermit the Frog appears out of nowhere*

Kermit: Well a hello there everybody

*DJ almost faints*

Will I Am: You have got to be fucking kidding me!
*Johnny Runs Up and Clocks Kermit in the face*

Hot: HAHA DJ!

Giddy
02-24-2012, 01:24 PM
SL: "It is through many persecutions that we must enter the kingdom of God.”

I have no more time for you insufferable idiots.

*Shining walks away*
Hot: Thank god he's gone. I can't deal with all of these idiots at once.

wrestlingfan66513
02-24-2012, 01:37 PM
CJ: Yeah your right! The sex offenders list! :D

*CJ starts dancing away*

Trolololololololololol

IC as Mayhem: I know not to bring kids backstage now lol

Robareid
02-24-2012, 01:38 PM
IC as Mayhem: I know not to bring kids backstage now lol

IC: You usually take kids backstage at wrestling events?

Giddy
02-24-2012, 01:39 PM
IC: You usually take kids backstage at wrestling events?
Hot:... Wasn't really a big shock

wrestlingfan66513
02-24-2012, 01:40 PM
IC: You usually take kids backstage at wrestling events?

IC: Someones got to give them autographs. And we know Hot can't really give the fans their money's worth so I make them feel like they got something from the show.

Giddy
02-24-2012, 01:42 PM
IC: Someones got to give them autographs. And we know Hot can't really give the fans their money's worth so I make them feel like they got something from the show.
Hot: And then you say, "Wanna see my phoenix?" and drag them into the supply closet.

wrestlingfan66513
02-24-2012, 02:15 PM
Hot: And then you say, "Wanna see my phoenix?" and drag them into the supply closet.

IC: At least I haven't been to court to because I showed some underage girls how hot I am.

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 04:32 PM
IC: At least I haven't been to court to because I showed some underage girls how hot I am.

Will I Am: You were in court for that just last Tuesday you lying scum!

Giddy
02-24-2012, 06:28 PM
IC: At least I haven't been to court to because I showed some underage girls how hot I am.
Hot: So it was boys?

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 06:28 PM
*Triple J is stiil walking around Susan. As they walk around together holding hands and chatting casually, they walk past Will I Am and Johnny Hot talking with Iva, Faith, Dingo's sister Miranda and Sasha. They walk around the corer and Sweet Jones attacks Triple J out of nowhere. Being the excellent Jobber that he is JJJ takes the punches and sells to the extreme. Just before JJJ passes out. Dingo comes out of nowhere and hits Jones in the back of the head with a can of Fosters! JJJ slowly gets up*
JJJ : Gee thanks Mr um, whoever you are.
Dingo: No fucking worries mate.
JJJ: Susan, lets go babe!

*JJJ and Susan walk off again*

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 07:56 PM
*Triple J is stiil walking around Susan. As they walk around together holding hands and chatting casually, they walk past Will I Am and Johnny Hot talking with Iva, Faith, Dingo's sister Miranda and Sasha. They walk around the corer and Sweet Jones attacks Triple J out of nowhere. Being the excellent Jobber that he is JJJ takes the punches and sells to the extreme. Just before JJJ passes out. Dingo comes out of nowhere and hits Jones in the back of the head with a can of Fosters! JJJ slowly gets up*
JJJ : Gee thanks Mr um, whoever you are.
Dingo: No fucking worries mate.
JJJ: Susan, lets go babe!

*JJJ and Susan walk off again*

* Dingo finds a pipe and a funnel and makes a beer bong. He pours a six pack in and smashes it down as the crowd of people by the truck as well as the passing Triple J all chant. SKULL. SKULL. SKULL!!!!

Giddy
02-24-2012, 08:00 PM
*Triple J is stiil walking around Susan. As they walk around together holding hands and chatting casually, they walk past Will I Am and Johnny Hot talking with Iva, Faith, Dingo's sister Miranda and Sasha. They walk around the corer and Sweet Jones attacks Triple J out of nowhere. Being the excellent Jobber that he is JJJ takes the punches and sells to the extreme. Just before JJJ passes out. Dingo comes out of nowhere and hits Jones in the back of the head with a can of Fosters! JJJ slowly gets up*
JJJ : Gee thanks Mr um, whoever you are.
Dingo: No fucking worries mate.
JJJ: Susan, lets go babe!

*JJJ and Susan walk off again*
Jones (from the ground): Dirty whore!

Cody: Come on bud. Ah'll fix ya right up. Ya just gotta ferget about that whore! She ain't worth yer time! She ain' even attractive!

Hot: Could you guys quiet down! I'm... working on my cardio over here!

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 08:02 PM
Jones (from the ground): Dirty whore!

Cody: Come on bud. Ah'll fix ya right up. Ya just gotta ferget about that whore! She ain't worth yer time! She ain' even attractive!

Hot: Could you guys quiet down! I'm... working on my cardio over here!

Will I Am: Another cardio workout. wow. You are easily the fittest man in EWA.

Triple J: Hey, I'm working on my cardio with Susan as well.

Giddy
02-24-2012, 08:07 PM
Will I Am: Another cardio workout. wow. You are easily the fittest man in EWA.

Triple J: Hey, I'm working on my cardio with Susan as well.
Hot: It is I, Johnny Hot, your teacher.

You see, my excessive use of sexercise is very good at abdominal and cardio workouts. If all of you weren't so disgustingly ugly, maybe you'd know that. And JJJ, it works better with hotter chicks, and your chick looks like a bear.

That's all. SCHOOL IS COOL!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zriJbnirMQQ&feature=related

eyehatecena
02-24-2012, 08:18 PM
*KTN is shown making out with Barbie*

*correction- Barbie's sister Sasha

Giddy
02-24-2012, 08:19 PM
Jones: SCHOOL IS COOL!

eyehatecena
02-24-2012, 08:25 PM
:O We're getting Fury and Pain soon? :D

Soon yes- I believe Rob has about 2 or 3 segments left to write for Fury- then his segments for PAIN!

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:05 PM
Ryan Gosling as Johnny Hot
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/database/100531/ryan-gosling-300.jpg

Bradley Cooper as Will I Am
http://images.askmen.com/photos/bradley-cooper/86249.jpg

Brad Pitt as DJ
http://r0bmartin.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/snatch.jpg

Velvet Sky as the whore (Barbie)
http://www.wrestlersfemale.com/images/velvet-sky-vs.jpg

Cody Deaner as Cody McDerrell
http://sorgatronmedia.com/wrestlingmayhemshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/deanerpic3.jpg

James Roday as Sweet Jones
http://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/front_view_images/3110/original/James-Roday.jpg

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 09:06 PM
Jones: SCHOOL IS COOL!

Will I Am: You're still a dumb fuck!

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:07 PM
Lindsay Lohan as Susan
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/lindsaylohan/lindsay_lohan1ALT_300_400.jpg

Jobber as JJJ
http://www.meddlingkids.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jobber.jpg

The Broken Glass Guy as Warrech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u4xYRS1DME

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 09:09 PM
http://www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com/wrestlecrap/goon/goon0.jpg
The Goon as VHX

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:10 PM
Dixie Carter as Broc
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/356243/dixiecarter.jpg

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:20 PM
Hugh Jackman as Michael The Archangel
http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/jackman-1.jpg

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:21 PM
Carlos from BTR as HolyJose
http://img.poptower.com/pic-14957/carlos-pena.jpg?d=600

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:22 PM
Religious Guy as Shining Light
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqfnsbGDrG1qzvl4eo1_400.jpg

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:24 PM
Carlos from BTR as HolyJose
http://img.poptower.com/pic-14957/carlos-pena.jpg?d=600
Funny enough I'm going to see BTR live next week

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:24 PM
Funny enough I'm going to see BTR live next week
... Where? I may be going...

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:25 PM
Though legit this is HolyJose
http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/7473_juanes_singer.jpg

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:25 PM
... Where? I may be going...
In DC going with this girl I like. She hates by bands but will gladly see them with me I take it as a good sign

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:26 PM
In DC going with this girl I like. She hates by bands but will gladly see them with me I take it as a good sign
Oh... They're gonna be up near New York soon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EDCpDXMowc&ob=av3e

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:29 PM
Oh... They're gonna be up near New York soon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EDCpDXMowc&ob=av3e
Fuck I payed double for those tickets since they sold out the shit I do to get with a girl but I love that song hate the video on account of they totally ripped off Backstreet Boys here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0CWbDU8xhU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

wrestlingfan66513
02-24-2012, 09:30 PM
Speaking of concerts, I can't wait to see Rise Against and A Day to Remember

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:32 PM
Speaking of concerts, I can't wait to see Rise Against and A Day to Remember
FUCKING AWESOME SHOW!!!! I saw them when they came here Feb 5th

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:32 PM
Fuck I payed double for those tickets since they sold out the shit I do to get with a girl but I love that song hate the video on account of they totally ripped off Backstreet Boys here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0CWbDU8xhU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Wow, they really did!

But still, I enjoy BTR. I'm not into pop or that stuff at all, but I really like BTR.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-He7Dz3cxbE

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:33 PM
Wow, they really did!

But still, I enjoy BTR. I'm not into pop or that stuff at all, but I really like BTR.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-He7Dz3cxbE

I like boy bands in general just my thing. I'm going to BTR and rock my BSB shirt I know where my alligance lies

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:35 PM
I like boy bands in general just my thing. I'm going to BTR and rock my BSB shirt I know where my alligance lies
http://i51.tinypic.com/b6ri1y.jpg

wrestlingfan66513
02-24-2012, 09:36 PM
FUCKING AWESOME SHOW!!!! I saw them when they came here Feb 5th

Glad to know, how did they interact with the crowd

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:36 PM
Also Stuck used to be my favorite sing by them until I heard Invisible from the new album I love that one

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:37 PM
Glad to know, how did they interact with the crowd
ADTR and Rise Against interacted well with the crowd. Especially ADTR they broke up a fight his quote "come on this song is about my mom" and had every guy take off their shirt and rock out

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:39 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/b6ri1y.jpg
http://cdn.netnewspublisher.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/backstreet-boys.jpg

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:39 PM
Also Stuck used to be my favorite sing by them until I heard Invisible from the new album I love that one
I enjoy Stuck as well. I like most songs, but I don't like their two most mainstream songs: Boyfriend and Til I Forget About You.

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:40 PM
I enjoy Stuck as well. I like most songs, but I don't like their two most mainstream songs: Boyfriend and Til I Forget About You.
Boyfriend is annoying and I enjoyed Til I forget about you

Giddy
02-24-2012, 09:41 PM
Boyfriend is annoying and I enjoyed Til I forget about you
Boyfriend is way too autotuned, and they're both too overplayed

wrestlingfan66513
02-24-2012, 09:42 PM
ADTR and Rise Against interacted well with the crowd. Especially ADTR they broke up a fight his quote "come on this song is about my mom" and had every guy take off their shirt and rock out

That's good to know. The last concert I saw was Red and the are the best Christian rock band I have ever heard. The guitarist saw me singing along and head banging and tossed me his pick after he signed it.

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:43 PM
That's good to know. The last concert I saw was Red and the are the best Christian rock band I have ever heard. The guitarist saw me singing along and head banging and tossed me his pick after he signed it.
Ahh I almost went to see RED with Thousand Foot Krutch but couldn't go to me Skillet is the best Christian rock band ingot an autograph from Brian Head Welch though when I saw him

wrestlingfan66513
02-24-2012, 09:45 PM
Ahh I almost went to see RED with Thousand Foot Krutch but couldn't go to me Skillet is the best Christian rock band ingot an autograph from Brian Head Welch though when I saw him

Red's awesome. I also went to Six Flags just cause they were performing and after I got in line for the Batman, they came up behind me and rode in seats behind my group.

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 09:47 PM
Red's awesome. I also went to Six Flags just cause they were performing and after I got in line for the Batman, they came up behind me and rode in seats behind my group.
That's fucking awesome dude!

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:17 PM
Oh yeah, well Im Watching South Park!

Giddy
02-24-2012, 10:22 PM
Oh yeah, well Im Watching South Park!
MINT BERRY CRUNCH!!!!!d

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:25 PM
MINT BERRY CRUNCH!!!!!d

It's the christian rock episode...

VanHooliganX
02-24-2012, 10:26 PM
Cass: Err..pals. Shouldn't we be on topi--
VHX: Fuck that! SECURITY!

Giddy
02-24-2012, 10:26 PM
It's the christian rock episode...
http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/k/H/sp709_Christian_Rock_HardAlbum_Cover.jpg

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:35 PM
Cass: Err..pals. Shouldn't we be on topi--
VHX: Fuck that! SECURITY!
Dingo: Grow a set and throw em out yourself mate.

http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/k/H/sp709_Christian_Rock_HardAlbum_Cover.jpg

Yeah that one...

VanHooliganX
02-24-2012, 10:36 PM
Dingo: Grow a set and throw em out yourself mate.


VHX: You may enjoy playing and touching shit but I try to stay away from faeces *walks away from Dingo*

Giddy
02-24-2012, 10:37 PM
Dingo: Grow a set and throw em out yourself mate.


Yeah that one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twZZ46M-Ds0

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:39 PM
VHX: You may enjoy playing and touching shit but I try to stay away from faeces *walks away from Dingo*

Dingo: Then stop bitching about it mate!

*Dingo just goes back to the truck and starts to drink some more.*

VanHooliganX
02-24-2012, 10:45 PM
Dingo: Then stop bitching about it mate!

*Dingo just goes back to the truck and starts to drink some more.*

VHX: Security, get rid of this waste of space too. He smells like an alcoholic.

Giddy
02-24-2012, 10:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twZZ46M-Ds0
Hot: That should be Shining Light's theme

HolyJose2391
02-24-2012, 10:49 PM
Dingo: Then stop bitching about it mate!

*Dingo just goes back to the truck and starts to drink some more.*
My favorite part of that episode is when Cartman goes to Tolken asks him to play bass and Tolken says he doesn't have one and then finds one in his basement and can play it

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:49 PM
VHX: Security, get rid of this waste of space too. He smells like an alcoholic.
Dingo: Don't even touch me wankers. I'll go koala on your asses.

Hot: That should be Shining Light's theme
It should.

Giddy
02-24-2012, 10:51 PM
Dingo: Don't even touch me wankers. I'll go koala on your asses.

It should.
Well, I have a show to write. So you guys later!

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:52 PM
My favorite part of that episode is when Cartman goes to Tolken asks him to play bass and Tolken says he doesn't have one and then finds one in his basement and can play it


Cartman: You're black of course you have bass.
*Finds Bass*

Token: I Don't know how to play bass...

Cartman: Of course you do. You're black!
Token starts playing bass perfectly

Token: shut up.

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:53 PM
Well, I have a show to write. So you guys later!

I already wrote half of it for you :p later.

Giddy
02-24-2012, 10:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DughsAW9vn0

B-MCINTYRE
02-24-2012, 10:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DughsAW9vn0

Shut up i was close enough...

Giddy
02-24-2012, 11:48 PM
I wrote a few sentences, then got caught up with Velvet Sky, Kaitlyn, and Maxine pics.

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:25 AM
I wrote a few sentences, then got caught up with Velvet Sky, Kaitlyn, and Maxine pics.

distractions FTW

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:27 AM
distractions FTW
Hot Bodies FTW

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:31 AM
Hot Bodies FTW

HWA's best GM , FTW!

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:32 AM
HWA's best GM , FTW!
What does the anonymous gm have to do with any of this?

:p

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:34 AM
What does the anonymous gm have to do with any of this?

:p

Fuck the anonymous GM

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:35 AM
Fuck the anonymous GM
I'd rather fuck Velvet Sky

Check my latest pic in the HCFW thread (That's filled with alumni)

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:37 AM
I'd rather fuck Velvet Sky

Check my latest pic in the HCFW thread (That's filled with alumni)

sure thing...

*JJJ ans Susan start making out again*

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:38 AM
Ryan Gosling as Johnny Hot
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/database/100531/ryan-gosling-300.jpg

Bradley Cooper as Will I Am
http://images.askmen.com/photos/bradley-cooper/86249.jpg

Brad Pitt as DJ
http://r0bmartin.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/snatch.jpg

Velvet Sky as the whore (Barbie)


Cody Deaner as Cody McDerrell
http://sorgatronmedia.com/wrestlingmayhemshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/deanerpic3.jpg

James Roday as Sweet Jones
http://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/front_view_images/3110/original/James-Roday.jpg


Lindsay Lohan as Susan
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/lindsaylohan/lindsay_lohan1ALT_300_400.jpg

Jobber as JJJ
http://www.meddlingkids.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jobber.jpg

The Broken Glass Guy as Warrech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u4xYRS1DME


Dixie Carter as Broc
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/356243/dixiecarter.jpg

[QUOTE=giddy22897;441706]Religious Guy as Shining Light

Just to remind you all

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:40 AM
[QUOTE=giddy22897;441706]Religious Guy as Shining Light

Just to remind you all

cool. I wasn't trying to forget it or anything

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:42 AM
cool. I wasn't trying to forget it or anything
Who else posts in here a lot?

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:46 AM
http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv340/Lawfan12revenge/Bootyshake.gif
SASHA.... BARBIES younger sister

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:47 AM
http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv340/Lawfan12revenge/Bootyshake.gif
SASHA.... BARBIES younger sister




I'd enjoy that pic a lot more if my mom wasn't sitting right behind me.

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:49 AM
I'd enjoy that pic a lot more if my mom wasn't sitting right behind me.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:50 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
..........

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:52 AM
..........

I mean poor Giddy, he can't enjoy the picture that he posted first..

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:53 AM
I mean poor Giddy, he can't enjoy the picture that he posted first..
Trust me... I've "enjoyed" it enough to last me days

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:54 AM
Trust me... I've "enjoyed" it enough to last me days

GIDDY'S MUM, GIDDY'S MUM, GIDDY'S MUM!!!! look at the picture GIDDY POSTS! CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Giddy
02-25-2012, 12:55 AM
GIDDY'S MUM, GIDDY'S MUM, GIDDY'S MUM!!!! look at the picture GIDDY POSTS! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Giddy's mum: What? Did you hear something?

Me: No no. Just go back to playing on you iPad

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 12:59 AM
Giddy's mum: What? Did you hear something?

Me: No no. Just go back to playing on you iPad

*GIDDY'S MUM looks at his computer, GIDDY GETS GOT!!*

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:00 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/15/beb373aa-f4df-4b28-bb7f-6c253a8964c1.jpg
I was even smart... 13 days ago

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:01 AM
*GIDDY'S MUM looks at his computer, GIDDY GETS GOT!!*
No way! I'm sneaky with my Velvet Sky ass shots!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:02 AM
I was even smart... 13 days ago

and 200 pages ago...

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 01:03 AM
http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv340/Lawfan12revenge/Bootyshake.gif
SASHA.... BARBIES younger sister
Well, my little brother enjoyed it, he is 5.. thank you sasha/b-mac!

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:03 AM
and 200 pages ago...
Sometimes a put on special pants, and then I board a flight to France, when I arrive I start to dance, and then I break... things made of glass. Yeah I know dance doesn't rhyme with glass... SO! WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!?

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:04 AM
Well, my little brother enjoyed it, he is 5.. thank you sasha/b-mac!
Hey! I posted that first!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:05 AM
Well, my little brother enjoyed it, he is 5.. thank you sasha/b-mac!
Thank Giddy it was his picture.

Sometimes a put on special pants, and then I board a flight to France, when I arrive I start to dance, and then I break... things made of glass. Yeah I know dance doesn't rhyme with glass... SO! WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!?

I have not and will not be pushing play on your video btw...

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:05 AM
Hey! I posted that first!

And i credited you for it...

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:06 AM
And i credited you for it...
http://sharetv.org/images/bromance-show.jpg

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:07 AM
I have not and will not be pushing play on your video btw...
ITS SO GOOD THOUGH! WHY!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ek4yoWt8w

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:07 AM
http://sharetv.org/images/bromance-show.jpg

LOL ... GO write REDEMPTION GIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:08 AM
its so good though! Why!?!?! Why!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ek4yowt8w

no. No. No !!!!!!!!!!!!

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:08 AM
LOL ... GO write REDEMPTION GIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!
... I'll... I'LL GET TO IT!!! IT'S 2 AM!!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:10 AM
... I'll... I'LL GET TO IT!!! IT'S 2 AM!!

but. i wanna read it..............

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:11 AM
but. i wanna read it..............
Whether I finish it now or in 3 days it's gonna be posted Tuesday.

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 01:13 AM
Whether I finish it now or in 3 days it's gonna be posted Tuesday.
but giddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy........!!! we wanna seeeeeeeee it. :rolleyes:

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:13 AM
Whether I finish it now or in 3 days it's gonna be posted Tuesday.

Well make broc and Eddie Do their shows!!!!!!!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:14 AM
but giddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy........!!! we wanna seeeeeeeee it. :rolleyes:
good Krytonite, get him boy...

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYA5nfouOT0

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:15 AM
good Krytonite, get him boy...
It's a set day! Broc's will be tomorrow (hopefully)

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 01:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYA5nfouOT0
what is that for?

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:16 AM
It's a set day! Broc's will be tomorrow (hopefully)

but what about EDDIE!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYA5nfouOT0

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:17 AM
what is that for?

Because he loves striker...

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:17 AM
what is that for?
It's to show that SCHOOL IS COOL!

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:18 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
Come on, he's a great heel

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 01:18 AM
It's a set day! Broc's will be tomorrow (hopefully)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HxnyCZDKrxw/TcMmxjI_gTI/AAAAAAAABVY/58a4bCendBA/s1600/di+it+now.JPG

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 01:20 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/18/128794758242728606.jpg

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:20 AM
It's to show that SCHOOL IS COOL!
which is false

Come on, he's a great heel
meh

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HxnyCZDKrxw/TcMmxjI_gTI/AAAAAAAABVY/58a4bCendBA/s1600/di+it+now.JPG

No. When broc is ready...

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBEO0V3yiv0&feature=related

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:21 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/18/128794758242728606.jpg

Giddy he wants you. N OW

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:21 AM
which is false

meh


No. When broc is ready...
He draws heat, and he plays a good intelligent asshole

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBEO0V3yiv0&feature=related

Giddy. You suck.

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 01:22 AM
He draws heat, and he plays a good intelligent asshole

He is an intelligent asshole

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sSXKDCXO7g&feature=related

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sSXKDCXO7g&feature=related
' Giddiot '

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 01:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBEO0V3yiv0&feature=related

I dunno who the commentators are (excluding Todd Grisham). But they're fucking annoying. That is my biggest annoyance when commentators try to get a saying in it.

Giddy
02-25-2012, 01:33 AM
I dunno who the commentators are (excluding Todd Grisham). But they're fucking annoying. That is my biggest annoyance when commentators try to get a saying in it.
Tommy Dreamer

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 02:20 AM
Tommy Dreamer

You're a dreamer..

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 02:28 AM
Tommy Dreamer

I can tell why he didn't last long on the mic.

Anyhoo, for Ben, SL, Rob or EHC. Reckon an episode will be out this weekend? :)

pauadrian
02-25-2012, 02:39 AM
cant wait to show you guys something i made

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 02:52 AM
cant wait to show you guys something i made
you can show me now? :rolleyes:

pauadrian
02-25-2012, 02:57 AM
you can show me now? :rolleyes:

i have to upload to youtube

YoungOne245
02-25-2012, 03:03 AM
I am back for like 5 minutes.

pauadrian
02-25-2012, 03:10 AM
alright guys nobody asked for it but i wanted to do it so here it is
btw ignore the terrible editing it´s a new video editor so I´m working on it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOQKvdCDgk0&feature=youtu.be

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 03:22 AM
I can tell why he didn't last long on the mic.

Anyhoo, for Ben, SL, Rob or EHC. Reckon an episode will be out this weekend? :)

Just bumping van's question.

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 03:35 AM
alright guys nobody asked for it but i wanted to do it so here it is
btw ignore the terrible editing it´s a new video editor so I´m working on it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOQKvdCDgk0&feature=youtu.be

Pretty good.


Also thank you Billy for the bump lol

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 03:36 AM
Pretty good.


Also thank you Billy for the bump lol
It was mostly because I was also curious of the same thing but you already asked it lol.

Robareid
02-25-2012, 04:29 AM
I'm finished at my end for Fury, but I'm still waiting on two things from somebody, and they're really vital for the show. It's my fault, I forgot I needed them, and only sent the request out on Friday, and I know he's really busy. So as soon as I get them I'll post Fury.

I'm still holding up PAIN!, but since I'm now waiting on something for Fury, I'll get to work on the bits for that, so hopefully that will be this weekend too.

I'll also use the time for planning with my team, as I haven't had time to do that in a while

Great video there pau, only thing that would have made it better would be a little more AJ Styles vs. Doug Williams in ring action. Also, when did I win the title off of you?

I've also got around to reading all the shows (atleast the EWA ones, I'm absolutely miles behind (about a month) on HWA shows, so that's my next task) and just want to say that everyone involved did a real good job. Props to you all. A couple of little pointers though

To EHC :- I noticed this in your shows as well as a couple of your promos, sometimes it's a little hard to recognise what is an acvtion and what is speech.

Eg: (off the top of my head)
Barbie Panzer: Puts phone away, what do you want

It's only a little thing, but every little helps. What I do is encase stage directions in two '*' when they are mixed in with the text.

Eg:
Barbie Panzer: So we're now going to talk to Rob Rage *smiles* So Rob, how do you feel things are going

It just means things flow better

To Destruction: You've really been impressing me with some of your shows, Carnages have been great and it's been cool to see the transition of it from Superstars-esque show to a full blown brand. I picked up on one little thing though. Sometimes your writing seemed to be a bit rushed.

Eg:
Destruction then ran down and attacked Ryku causing a disqualification

Go into more detail, tell the people what happened and how it happened

Eg:
After going for that big german suplex, Ryku goes to the corner and starts stomping his leg up and down in the style of his mentor, the heart break kid Shawn Michaels

Johnny Hot makes his way to his feet but just before Ryku can hit his signature superkick Gaileo comes out of nowhere, jumps up on the apron and hotshots the Isle of Man native

Howard: Oh come on, he just ruined a great match

The other one (I forget his name): He's just stopping Ryku from hitting an illegal manouver

The ref immediatly calls for the bell giving Ryku the DQ win, but that doesn't stop Gaileo. He slides into the ring and begins beating down on his nemesis with huge rights and lefts


It just makes the show that much better.

Secondly, instead of writing initials for people talking, write either their first or second name. It can just get a little confusing to the casual viewer, and writing there full name just clears things up a bit. I too used to do initials, but after talking to a few more seasoned eFed owners, I decided to go with full names. It's just better

But I really was just nit picking there. Really good shows, all of them

Robareid
02-25-2012, 04:42 AM
Wow, did I scare everyone off with my long ass post?

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 04:46 AM
Wow, did I scare everyone off with my long ass post?

well, kind of. Looking forward to your shows when they are ready!

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 05:12 AM
I'm finished at my end for Fury, but I'm still waiting on two things from somebody, and they're really vital for the show. It's my fault, I forgot I needed them, and only sent the request out on Friday, and I know he's really busy. So as soon as I get them I'll post Fury.

I'm still holding up PAIN!, but since I'm now waiting on something for Fury, I'll get to work on the bits for that, so hopefully that will be this weekend too.

I'll also use the time for planning with my team, as I haven't had time to do that in a while

Great video there pau, only thing that would have made it better would be a little more AJ Styles vs. Doug Williams in ring action. Also, when did I win the title off of you?

I've also got around to reading all the shows (atleast the EWA ones, I'm absolutely miles behind (about a month) on HWA shows, so that's my next task) and just want to say that everyone involved did a real good job. Props to you all. A couple of little pointers though

To EHC :- I noticed this in your shows as well as a couple of your promos, sometimes it's a little hard to recognise what is an acvtion and what is speech.

Eg: (off the top of my head)

It's only a little thing, but every little helps. What I do is encase stage directions in two '*' when they are mixed in with the text.

Eg:

It just means things flow better

To Destruction: You've really been impressing me with some of your shows, Carnages have been great and it's been cool to see the transition of it from Superstars-esque show to a full blown brand. I picked up on one little thing though. Sometimes your writing seemed to be a bit rushed.

Eg:

Go into more detail, tell the people what happened and how it happened

Eg:


It just makes the show that much better.

Secondly, instead of writing initials for people talking, write either their first or second name. It can just get a little confusing to the casual viewer, and writing there full name just clears things up a bit. I too used to do initials, but after talking to a few more seasoned eFed owners, I decided to go with full names. It's just better

But I really was just nit picking there. Really good shows, all of them

TL;DR.

Lol kidding :)

I think I'll start typing Van instead of VHX then from now on lol. Also good to hear Fury is nearly done :)

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 05:14 AM
Wow, did I scare everyone off with my long ass post?

*CJ pops his head around a corner*

CJ: Has he gone yet?

*One of the Lighting and Sound Technicians shouts "Yes"*

CJ: Thank God! He scares me!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 05:21 AM
*Dingo stands up*
Dingo: That's another drinking for the minute. Hey where is everyone?

Robareid
02-25-2012, 05:43 AM
*CJ pops his head around a corner*

CJ: Has he gone yet?

*One of the Lighting and Sound Technicians shouts "Yes"*

CJ: Thank God! He scares me!

IC: Boo!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 05:44 AM
IC: Boo!

Dingo: Oh, there's someone.

Robareid
02-25-2012, 05:51 AM
Dingo: Oh, there's someone.

Rage: Well hello there. How's it going in the land of Oz?

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 05:55 AM
Rage: Well hello there. How's it going in the land of Oz?

Dingo: Aww It's Rippa mate, how's thing on your side of the pond? I bet it's not as sunny and perfect there.

Robareid
02-25-2012, 06:10 AM
Dingo: Aww It's Rippa mate, how's thing on your side of the pond? I bet it's not as sunny and perfect there.

For February it's bloody marvelous. A simply scorching 20 degrees

aloisick
02-25-2012, 06:35 AM
For February it's bloody marvelous. A simply scorching 20 degrees

nice ol 38 here

HolyJose2391
02-25-2012, 06:39 AM
For February it's bloody marvelous. A simply scorching 20 degrees
I don't know what that is compared to °F but it's been 60s over here

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 07:11 AM
Dingo: 1, 2 Dingo's coming for you. 3,4 Lock your door. 5,6 You're all pricks. 7,8 You locked up late. 9, 10 you're out cold AGAIN.

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 07:15 AM
Dingo: 1, 2 Dingo's coming for you. 3,4 Lock your door. 5,6 You're all pricks. 7,8 You locked up late. 9, 10 you're out cold AGAIN.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Dingo!

vs!

DJ!


Begin!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 07:26 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Dingo!

vs!

DJ!


Begin!

Just saying this will in fact suck...
*Dingo is sporting a different look then normal. He'd wearing Jeans, a Collingwood Geurnsey and a Billabong Hoody*
Dingo: Drop the beat mate.
*And then music plays*
Dingo: Nah mate, wheres the didge.*
*Didgeridoo is added to the beat.*
Dingo: Rippa, Here we go.. Yeah, Everywhere I Go it's like plain old bloke.
When I look at DJ, mate what a joke.
What ya think you're Brendan Fevola
You're lifes outta contoll ya.
Now, flea me in Fear
While I drink my beer!

*Dingo Stares at DJ and Grabs himself a Fosters and drinks it *

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 07:45 AM
Just saying this will in fact suck...
*Dingo is sporting a different look then normal. He'd wearing Jeans, a Collingwood Geurnsey and a Billabong Hoody*
Dingo: Drop the beat mate.
*And then music plays*
Dingo: Nah mate, wheres the didge.*
*Didgeridoo is added to the beat.*
Dingo: Rippa, Here we go.. Yeah, Everywhere I Go it's like plain old bloke.
When I look at DJ, mate what a joke.
What ya think you're Brendan Fevola
You're lifes outta contoll ya.
Now, flea me in Fear
While I drink my beer!

*Dingo Stares at DJ and Grabs himself a Fosters and drinks it *

Don't worry. I'm English. So my abilities are limited.

*DJ is wearing a "Mark #1 CJ...Wait.." T-shirt*
DJ:
Bring it on! *puts on banada*

There's no way you can beat me okay
Even my initials spell DJ!
What's with your accent, I can't frickin' tell
You rap like Crocodile Dundee has sex with a speak and spell!
But don't worry I'll make sure you won't be played
Because right now you've been lyrically slayed!

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 07:46 AM
Just saying this will in fact suck...
*Dingo is sporting a different look then normal. He'd wearing Jeans, a Collingwood Geurnsey and a Billabong Hoody*
Dingo: Drop the beat mate.
*And then music plays*
Dingo: Nah mate, wheres the didge.*
*Didgeridoo is added to the beat.*
Dingo: Rippa, Here we go.. Yeah, Everywhere I Go it's like plain old bloke.
When I look at DJ, mate what a joke.
What ya think you're Brendan Fevola
You're lifes outta contoll ya.
Now, flea me in Fear
While I drink my beer!

*Dingo Stares at DJ and Grabs himself a Fosters and drinks it *


Don't worry. I'm English. So my abilities are limited.

*DJ is wearing a "Mark #1 CJ...Wait.." T-shirt*
DJ:
Bring it on! *puts on banada*

There's no way you can beat me okay
Even my initials spell DJ!
What's with your accent, I can't frickin' tell
You rap like Crocodile Dundee has sex with a speak and spell!
But don't worry I'll make sure you won't be played
Because right now you've been lyrically slayed!


WHO WON!

WHO'SE NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE! lol

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 07:55 AM
WHO WON!

WHO'SE NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE! lol


Don't worry. I'm English. So my abilities are limited.

*DJ is wearing a "Mark #1 CJ...Wait.." T-shirt*
DJ:
Bring it on! *puts on banada*

There's no way you can beat me okay
Even my initials spell DJ!
What's with your accent, I can't frickin' tell
You rap like Crocodile Dundee has sex with a speak and spell!
But don't worry I'll make sure you won't be played
Because right now you've been lyrically slayed!

*Dingo pulls out an Aussie Rap song*
Dingo: Cut the beat, yo cut the beat. I'm sick of this crap. You can listen to this Rap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_8ik4HfHs
It's Aussie. I'm using it. In fact this is my next theme music..

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 07:56 AM
*Dingo looks frustrated at being bested by DJ. Fucking DJ of all people! punches him in the face.*

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 08:07 AM
Oh, Van I put the fixture in the AFL thread for you!

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 08:08 AM
*Dingo pulls out an Aussie Rap song*
Dingo: Cut the beat, yo cut the beat. I'm sick of this crap. You can listen to this Rap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_8ik4HfHs
It's Aussie. I'm using it. In fact this is my next theme music..


*Dingo looks frustrated at being bested by DJ. Fucking DJ of all people! punches him in the face.*

*DJ eventually gets up*
Funny how I'm the non-wrestler that takes every job
But besting you in an Epic Rap Battle should make you sob
I-*Van blasts down the background and backhands DJ out of the way*

Bitches don't care about you DJ or anything you feel
Especially me considering I'm EWAs top heel!

You're just a knockoff of CJ but a lot less tall *DJ majorly frowns and looks very upset*
But don't worry, I won't mention you have 1 ball! ;)

Everyone around me here is a wannabe Van but with more friendships
You guys can suck each other off whilst I'll stand here with my Championships :cool:

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 08:11 AM
*DJ eventually gets up*
Funny how I'm the non-wrestler that takes every job
But besting you in an Epic Rap Battle should make you sob
I-*Van blasts down the background and backhands DJ out of the way*

Bitches don't care about you DJ or anything you feel
Especially me considering I'm EWAs top heel!

You're just a knockoff of CJ but a lot less tall *DJ majorly frowns and looks very upset*
But don't worry, I won't mention you have 1 ball! ;)

Everyone around me here is a wannabe Van but with more friendships
You guys can suck each other off whilst I'll stand here with my Championships :cool:

Dingo: Don't touch me
Cause I'm electric.
and if you touch me.
You get Shock, Shock SHOCKED!

B-MCINTYRE
02-25-2012, 08:12 AM
Dingo: Don't touch me
Cause I'm electric.
and if you touch me.
You get Shock, Shock SHOCKED!
Notice my effort is lacking at 1 in the morning compared to yours...

Destruction
02-25-2012, 09:57 AM
Rap Battles - Okay

Luke Turne:

You can call me Luke, and my brother Rob
If you play dirty, well CJ will suck your knob
Donny Jackson I see, you think you're Mr Funny,
Luke Turne is here, and I will kill your bunny
That's if you mess with me, if you do well then,
You'll have your ass kicked around England, by my agent called Ben
Mr Mac, you're fat, you Aussies suck off my cat
What is wrong with you Dingo, your hat looks like a twat
Maccie-D's is awesome - Burger King tasted like crap
Australia has as much fun as you have listening to this rap
So there's my rap, if you reply take your pick
You may have some balls but you still don't have a...

OOC: Right thanks Rob, I'll take everything into account. And Van for the top 15 count Turnes as 1

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 10:01 AM
Notice my effort is lacking at 1 in the morning compared to yours...

:P Unlucky.

I'm digging that though. Other feds have serious discussions and bitchyness.

We have IC'ing, constructive criticism and ERB lol

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 10:02 AM
Rap Battles - Okay

Luke Turne:

You can call me Luke, and my brother Rob
If you play dirty, well CJ will suck your knob
Donny Jackson I see, you think you're Mr Funny,
Luke Turne is here, and I will kill your bunny
That's if you mess with me, if you do well then,
You'll have your ass kicked around England, by my agent called Ben
Mr Mac, you're fat, you Aussies suck off my cat
What is wrong with you Dingo, your hat looks like a twat
Maccie-D's is awesome - Burger King tasted like crap
Australia has as much fun as you have listening to this rap
So there's my rap, if you reply take your pick
You may have some balls but you still don't have a...

OOC: Right thanks Rob, I'll take everything into account. And Van for the top 15 count Turnes as 1

Good rap :P
Also, will do pal :) Turnes are now 1 lol

eyehatecena
02-25-2012, 10:35 AM
aight, will start using *'s again

I used to use them when typing up stuff in WORD, but they would format my text as bolded when I put them on both ends and the *'s would vanish- but will add them here when I post- but yeah, I agree, it breaks it up and makes it easier to read.

eyehatecena
02-25-2012, 10:39 AM
I don't know what that is compared to °F but it's been 60s over here

Our week has been up and down- last weekend we had very severe weather- hail, a tornado, etc- and it was warm- then it got cool the next day- then up to the mid 70s, then now its cool again- 50s maybe. And I think its supposed to get to the 30s tonight- then up to 60s and 70s next week

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 10:42 AM
I'm going to become a God tonight... I can feel it.

I'm already beginning the changes, I'm starting to gain a thorough understanding of why the IWC hates Cena :)

Robareid
02-25-2012, 10:43 AM
I don't know what that is compared to °F but it's been 60s over here

68 in Farenheit

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 10:54 AM
The changes towards becoming a God are continuing... I can now dance like the Funkasaurus!

Robareid
02-25-2012, 10:59 AM
The changes towards becoming a God are continuing... I can now dance like the Funkasaurus!

I remember doing that. Feels like a long time ago now. I can still do it though

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:01 AM
I remember doing that. Feels like a long time ago now. I can still do it though

I'm assuming that you were able to rip off your own pants though? :)

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 11:02 AM
The changes towards becoming a God are continuing... I can now dance like the Funkasaurus!

You may have the dancing ability of him.

But do you have the ability to rip your trousers off properly? lol

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 11:03 AM
I'm assuming that you were able to rip off your own pants though? :)

No. You did not just steal my joke! :'(

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:03 AM
I'm assuming that you were able to rip off your own pants though? :)

Luke: Mine are too sticky

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:05 AM
Luke: Mine are too sticky

HA! Sperm jokes :D


No. You did not just steal my joke! :'(

Aww I'm sorry Van :( I'll let you watch me turn into a God though as a "I'm sorry present" if you want?

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:08 AM
HA! Sperm jokes :D



Aww I'm sorry Van :( I'll let you watch me turn into a God though as a "I'm sorry present" if you want?

Rob: CJ Blows

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:09 AM
Rob: CJ Blows

CJ: And don't you forget it!

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:12 AM
CJ: And don't you forget it!

Laurent: I certainly won't

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:13 AM
Laurent: I certainly won't

CJ: Ok

I will admit I'm just post-whoring now until I become a God :)

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:15 AM
CJ: Ok

I will admit I'm just post-whoring now until I become a God :)

Laurent: Post whore, is that like, er how you say it - prostitution

Luke: Loser

And I am admitting to post whoring with my wrestlers to get active

Robareid
02-25-2012, 11:16 AM
CJ: And don't you forget it!

I see you are begining to learn the ways of the whore my son. Posting posts with no content you are

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:18 AM
I see you are begining to learn the ways of the whore my son. Posting posts with no content you are

When I'm a God, I'll stop :)

The art of post - whoring makes me feel sick...

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:18 AM
I see you are begining to learn the ways of the whore my son. Posting posts with no content you are

.............

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:19 AM
.............

High five fellow post - whorer! :D

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:23 AM
High five fellow post - whorer! :D

Luke: *High fives back* Post whores for the win

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:27 AM
Luke: *High fives back* Post whores for the win

I'm nearly there... I will soon be a God! :D

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:28 AM
I'm nearly there... I will soon be a God! :D

I look forward to seeing you up in heaven

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:31 AM
I look forward to seeing you up in heaven

I'll make sure to send you all a postcard :)

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:36 AM
I'll make sure to send you all a postcard :)

Thank you

Also, we are now 39 posts away from 5000 - another 1000 all in 4 1/2 days!

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:38 AM
Thank you

Also, we are now 39 posts away from 500 - another 100 all in 4 1/2 days!

We're doing great! EWA is seriously becoming a brilliant E-Fed in it's own right!

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:42 AM
We're doing great! EWA is seriously becoming a brilliant E-Fed in it's own right!

That is true, the show quality is going up higher and higher

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:43 AM
That is true, the show quality is going up higher and higher

And it's all thanks to our wonderful Creative Team :rolleyes:

And I'm not saying that because I want CJ as Fury World Champ ;)

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:45 AM
And it's all thanks to our wonderful Creative Team :rolleyes:

And I'm not saying that because I want CJ as Fury World Champ ;)

CJ should be a part time wrestler/gm, like Sting on Impact

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:47 AM
CJ should be a part time wrestler/gm, like Sting on Impact

Mehh.. I've always imagined that CJ would only wrestle in "extreme circumstances".

Such as the invasion of EWA by Aliens and CJ has to help defend Fury :)

Kryptonite
02-25-2012, 11:51 AM
Since i came it got more quality, you guys can't run away from it! ITS TRUE!

VanHooliganX
02-25-2012, 11:52 AM
We're doing great! EWA is seriously becoming a brilliant E-Fed in it's own right!
Damn right SL and Ben!

100% agree!

Most active EFed in the past fortnight and IC's the most :)

Great feuds happening currently and zero drama. Can't complain.

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:52 AM
Mehh.. I've always imagined that CJ would only wrestle in "extreme circumstances".

Such as the invasion of EWA by Aliens and CJ has to help defend Fury :)

When that fateful day happens - his finishing move should be


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l-JurpwhZE

and


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GGwOxhkoP4

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:55 AM
Damn right SL and Ben!

100% agree!

Most active EFed in the past fortnight and IC's the most :)

Great feuds happening currently and zero drama. Can't complain.

Zak, is it weird that when I looked at the EWfrieNds group on facebook, your profile picture makes you look like Jake from 2 1/2 men

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:56 AM
When that fateful day happens - his finishing move should be


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l-JurpwhZE

and


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GGwOxhkoP4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwR8AJEP6SA

It would have to be that :)

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 11:57 AM
Damn right SL and Ben!

100% agree!

Most active EFed in the past fortnight and IC's the most :)

Great feuds happening currently and zero drama. Can't complain.

I don't think we've ever had any drama or disagreements. Well, apart from the time our World Champ got banned :rolleyes:

Destruction
02-25-2012, 11:59 AM
I don't think we've ever had any drama or disagreements. Well, apart from the time our World Champ got banned :rolleyes:

CJ shoulda been our interim world champ until he came back

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:02 PM
CJ shoulda been our interim world champ until he came back

Damn straight! He would have had all the Championship matches under a "Hide and Seek" stipulation :)

Destruction
02-25-2012, 12:09 PM
Damn straight! He would have had all the Championship matches under a "Hide and Seek" stipulation :)

Or a condom on a pole, one hand tied behind your back, blindfold match

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:11 PM
Or a condom on a pole, one hand tied behind your back, blindfold match

CJ: I like that... We could make it a separate Championship!

Destruction
02-25-2012, 12:18 PM
CJ: I like that... We could make it a separate Championship!

Luke: I call number 1 contender. And can we have strawberry flavoured condoms

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:19 PM
Luke: I call number 1 contender. And can we have strawberry flavoured condoms

CJ: You can have whatever condoms you want! Glow in the dark ones are best...

Destruction
02-25-2012, 12:19 PM
Iva: The winner can use it with Barbie

Destruction
02-25-2012, 12:20 PM
CJ: You can have whatever condoms you want! Glow in the dark ones are best...

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000968111/C_GNL_1P_1_dt_xlarge.jpeg

Luke: Hell yeah

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:23 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000968111/C_GNL_1P_1_dt_xlarge.jpeg

Luke: Hell yeah

http://www.lovecondoms.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/t/i/tiger_1.gif

CJ: My personal favourite :)

OOC: I'm gonna go have my takeaway now and then I'll be back to turn into a God lol

Destruction
02-25-2012, 12:31 PM
http://www.lovecondoms.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/t/i/tiger_1.gif

CJ: My personal favourite :)

OOC: I'm gonna go have my takeaway now and then I'll be back to turn into a God lol

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Zg6GSfxdDiw/TZYM_QidsGI/AAAAAAAATGw/OVx8wtMOBww/s1600/god-cartoon1.jpghttp://tiptaptip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/takeout.jpg

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:46 PM
I'm back... here we go!

Stay tuned folks, it's gonna get holy ;)

Destruction
02-25-2012, 12:51 PM
I'm back... here we go!

Stay tuned folks, it's gonna get holy ;)

http://aacod.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Holy-Communion.jpg

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:54 PM
http://aacod.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Holy-Communion.jpg

Holy Communion FTW :D

10 posts to go!

Robareid
02-25-2012, 12:56 PM
Holy Communion FTW :D

10 posts to go!

Time for a countdown

10

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:56 PM
Time for a countdown

10

I'm quoting everyone!

9

Destruction
02-25-2012, 12:57 PM
Holy Communion FTW :D

10 posts to go!
http://www.rabbitpoets.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/The-Final-Countdown.jpg

Luke: 8

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 12:58 PM
http://www.rabbitpoets.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/The-Final-Countdown.jpg

Luke: 8

CJ: Is it 7 next? I get confused

7

Robareid
02-25-2012, 01:01 PM
CJ: Is it 7 next? I get confused

7

Nope, it's still 8

Destruction
02-25-2012, 01:03 PM
Nope, it's still 8

Luke: Hurry up, I want 7

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 01:04 PM
Nope, it's still 8

Oh yeah, my bad :)

Now it's 7 lol

pauadrian
02-25-2012, 01:05 PM
Great video there pau, only thing that would have made it better would be a little more AJ Styles vs. Doug Williams in ring action. Also, when did I win the title off of you?

i intended to do that but that was the best in-ring action i could find and it was those little clips that tna upload on youtube

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 01:07 PM
i intended to do that but that was the best in-ring action i could find and it was those little clips that tna upload on youtube

Pau, you need to join in my countdown to becoming a God! :)

6

pauadrian
02-25-2012, 01:08 PM
Pau, you need to join in my countdown to becoming a God! :)

6

ok-looks at number 6-


3

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 01:09 PM
ok-looks at number 6-


3

-.- Nothing can ruin my mood!

5

COME ON!!!

Destruction
02-25-2012, 01:10 PM
-.- Nothing can ruin my mood!

5

COME ON!!!

Luke: 4

Destruction
02-25-2012, 01:11 PM
Gaileo: 835748345548350345304580345734730760.5

Shining Light
02-25-2012, 01:11 PM
Luke: 4

Now it's 4 :)

It's every time I post lol

Destruction
02-25-2012, 01:11 PM
Now it's 4 :)

It's every time I post lol

Luke: I want 3

5000th Post!!!