EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[chunkkynutzzz]

I second this

I Third it!
Sounds cool to me

Untamed Khaos
Just picturing the stage set up

[eyehatecena]

I'll probably have a poll for it

Some of my ideas:
Nemesis - Generic
Untamed Khaos - For the UK one

I like this one too, I had a painting with this name that I sold awhile back.

[Robareid]

These are all the names that people have seconded or said they liked. I'll probably do a poll closer to the time

Ressurection - Would probably be better for a PPV which had a big return scheduled
Royal Honour
Path to Redemption - Could use at a PPV where heel who has turned face and earnt himself a title shot
Ablazenment
Shattered Dreams
Untamed Khaos

[VanHooliganX]

So totally just voted EWA official thread for best thread in the EWN slammy awards.
Tieing with EWNCW, JBW and HWAs discussion thread. If we get 1 more vote we'll be in good contention of winning it :)

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Michael: Well of course this thread is one of the best you have me! And Alex Kidd that world title will be mine!

[VanHooliganX]

IC as Michael: Well of course this thread is one of the best you have me! And Alex Kidd that world title will be mine!

IC: I couldn't agree more. EWA unique wrestlers provide badass posts throughout the threads history.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Shoutouts or shootouts?

[VanHooliganX]

Well considering EWNCW, JBW and HWA exist in eFedding.

and in other sub-forums the 30k/chocolate blades thread and the premier league thread exist EWA is doing very respectable in the slammy award list I have :)

[eyehatecena]

Well considering EWNCW, JBW and HWA exist in eFedding.

and in other sub-forums the 30k/chocolate blades thread and the premier league thread exist EWA is doing very respectable in the slammy award list I have :)

IC as Hanz: It's because it's all in the name ELITE WRESTLING ALLIANCE, only the best are here. Oh and Vans is here too, along with Killa

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Hanz: It's because it's all in the name ELITE WRESTLING ALLIANCE, only the best are here. Oh and Vans is here too, along with Killa
IC as KiLLA: You Just Want to Pass Away Dont'chu... Your Asking For Death to Come Knocking at your Door...

[AirBourne]

IC: A speeding train is unstoppable....I'm worse....back and better then ever, soon I return....

[eyehatecena]

IC as KiLLA: ing on deaths doorYou Just Want to Pass Away Dont'chu... Your Asking For Death to Come Knocking at your Door...
IC as Hanz: You my friend will be the one that will soon be waiting at deaths door.

*Hanz's starts singing a song for Killa

Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

"You just better start sniffin' your own
Rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just
You against your tattered libido, the bank
And the mortician, forever man and it
Wouldn't be luck if you could get out of
Life alive"

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

[eyehatecena]

IC: A speeding train is unstoppable....I'm worse....back and better then ever, soon I return....
Glad to hear that my friend

[AirBourne]

Glad to hear that my friend

Yes, so am I my friend.

IC: Gold, for the fans and I....is in the near future....

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Hanz: You my friend will be the one that will soon be waiting at deaths door.

*Hanz's starts singing a song for Killa

Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

"You just better start sniffin' your own
Rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just
You against your tattered libido, the bank
And the mortician, forever man and it
Wouldn't be luck if you could get out of

Life alive"

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

IC as KILLA: songs For Killa ,hilarious ,hilarious

Listen close don't get close end up dead
Bloody End and see me ridin off in the charger color
Suicidal Red
Nothin next for you
Titles Next For Me
Deaths knockin answer the Door
How Can Heaven open up if you wearing the devils horns
You a Bitch Now and you were one wen alive
If I killed you and whippin yo ass in the afterlife
Would you call it survive
Is what you exactly tryin
Before gun gun to your face you were actually cryin
You Got rich enuff in liFe ima rob you so Broke you Dyin
Take your head off , your Brain is a plane
Its gon be flyin
Clean off your shpulders ,pointin the moxberg
Been known and knew u were a geek Herb
Slim and talk shit like howard stern
I put the fire to your ear, so u can hear the gunshot fire and the gun spark burns...
Everybody wit me on my team taking gunshot turns
U now know about me hoped u learned, I'm a grave digga
Putchu Down Face first, dirt covered up
Come see KILLA!

[eyehatecena]

IC as Hanz: um Ok

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Hanz: um Ok

IC as Killa: In Other Words ,Watch Who You Talkin 2 B4 I Murda You!

[eyehatecena]

IC as Killa: In Other Words ,Watch Who You Talkin 2 B4 I Murda You!

IC as Hanz: ohhhhh SCARY MAN.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Hanz: ohhhhh SCARY MAN.

IC as KiLLA: There's No Need to Be Scared, Just Worried ,Worried at What Time Will I be Breaking down your door ,grab you by your Neck and clobbering your skull in into you have a permanent dent in your head lookin Hopeless....
.... .... ..... KiLLa.

[Robareid]

IC: A speeding train is unstoppable....I'm worse....back and better then ever, soon I return....

Err... you never left in the mysterious world of EWA (We hadn't written you off yet)

[VanHooliganX]

IC: A speeding train is unstoppable....I'm worse....back and better then ever, soon I return....

Welcome back though dude.
Correct if your but I think you left cause you had surgery or something like that. If true. Hope that went well :)

[AirBourne]

Welcome back though dude.
Correct if your but I think you left cause you had surgery or something like that. If true. Hope that went well :)

Yeah I had foot surgery, I'm doing good man, appreciate it. And my mom had her hip replaced so I had to take care of her but she is doing better now. Glad to be back.

[Robareid]

I know you guys still have a while to get the stuff in, but just a reminder, I still need promos from:

Jack Phenix (CGBigman)
Brandon Medeiros (BC777)
Kidd & VHX (Pau & VHX)
Archangel (Jose)
Kidd (again) (Pau)
Archangel (again) (Jose)

[CGBigMan]

I know you guys still have a while to get the stuff in, but just a reminder, I still need promos from:

Jack Phenix (CGBigman)
Brandon Medeiros (BC777)
Kidd & VHX (Pau & VHX)
Archangel (Jose)
Kidd (again) (Pau)
Archangel (again) (Jose)

pm sent dude

[Robareid]

Brandon Medeiros (BC777)
Kidd & VHX (Pau & VHX)
Archangel (Jose)
Kidd (again) (Pau)
Archangel (again) (Jose)

Updated, show should be ontime this week as long as these guys get their promos in

Big announcement this week!

[Destruction]

Updated, show should be ontime this week as long as these guys get their promos in

Big announcement this week!

Oooh, I wonder what it is, I'm predicting another title

[Robareid]

Oooh, I wonder what it is, I'm predicting another title

I think even you are suprised (Its not the big announcement that we talked about)

[VanHooliganX]

I'll start writing now then :)

[Robareid]

I'll start writing now then :)

Has Pau got his stuff to you then?

[VanHooliganX]

Has Pau got his stuff to you then?

He liked my idea and I then asked him what would you like to say in it. He gave me something he'd like to say in it so i'm doing the rest.
Sorry its taking so long to write. I've just started cause my food was ready and I was very hungry lol.

[Robareid]

He liked my idea and I then asked him what would you like to say in it. He gave me something he'd like to say in it so i'm doing the rest.
Sorry its taking so long to write. I've just started cause my food was ready and I was very hungry lol.

Hey, no problem man, the show isn't gooing to be posted until tommorow anyway, so take your time :)

[VanHooliganX]

Okay sent Pau the PM. Hopefully he thinks its okay and then I can send it to you Rob.

[Robareid]

Okaykokay mate

[Robareid]

Thanks to everyone who has sent their promos in. If I'm still waiting on yours, don't worry, but make sure you get it in overnight

Only four promos left for collection. I still need to write four segments myself, as well as recieving Broc's segment, then I need link it all up, then add colouring

Urgh...

[eyehatecena]

I have not seen BC777 online the last few days. We are fueding on Dynasty but we had not gotten together for tonights show(Dynasty) and we usually do it earlier in the week.

[chunkkynutzzz]

...and The Show Goes onnn
And the show goes onnn..... And the show goes ooon...cuz the show goes on and the show goes on...

[Robareid]

I have not seen BC777 online the last few days. We are fueding on Dynasty but we had not gotten together for tonights show(Dynasty) and we usually do it earlier in the week.

I've got his promo now, don't worry

I'm just waiting for:
Kidd & VHX (Pau & VHX)
Archangel (Jose)
Kidd (again) (Pau)
Archangel (again) (Jose)
Broc's segment
My three segments (Me)
Linking the show together (Me again)
Colouring (Guess who... you got it, me again)

[Robareid]

Chunkky, what is KiLLA's finisher?

[Lucha_Libre]

Hey guys, I'm going on holiday for around 3 weeks tomorrow, with no internet connection, so I won't be online. Please could you give my promo share to Destruction (he's cool with it, I've already checked)

[Destruction]

Hey guys, I'm going on holiday for around 3 weeks tomorrow, with no internet connection, so I won't be online. Please could you give my promo share to Destruction (he's cool with it, I've already checked)

All fine with me

[chunkkynutzzz]

Chunkky, what is KiLLA's finisher?

A Gunshot to The opponents Head
KiLLAway (gringo Killa)
DropDead (Rock Bottom)
Dead Thoughts (Punt Kick)

[VanHooliganX]

A Gunshot to The opponents Head
KiLLAway (gringo Killa)
DropDead (Rock Bottom)
Dead Thoughts (Punt Kick)

A lot of people oversell that move ;) lol

[VanHooliganX]

BREAKING NEWS
after heaing carlos alberto ramon being released alex kidd immediately ran out of the building ith his championship title and moved back to his home country mexico his current transportation is a buggati driving to mexico at this moment
below is a picture of alex kidd driving where you can see he is clearly running away
he currently has under hostage the universal championship from HWA
and the world championship from EWA

http://www.quitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nice-bugatti-veiron-in-desert-600x374.jpg

Posted by Ryan Clark

As posted a few weeks back Alex Kidd went back to Mexico for awhile. We can now confirm the rumours that Alex Kidd detsroyed his Buggati after smashing it into a tree half a mile away from his house are true. But the rumours of him driving under the influence of drink are false as he was .3 under the limit.

Because of this. Kidd has not been to any of the 9 house shows EWA have done since the accident. He is sheduled to return back in the ring at the next tv show in Virginia which has nearly sold out.

New reports have come in, and by this I mean I have copied and pasted this from TMZ and other news sites because i'm Ryan fucking Clark!
Anyway, new reports have come in that certain talent in the back have not heard from him (HINT HINT HINT) and are starting to worry that negative situations may happen. (In other words, please give me a yes or no to the pm I sent you Pau so I can either send it to Rob or adjust as you'd like. If not i'll just send it to Rob.)

In other news. Alpha Revolution has announced it will begin the 2nd January 2012. Rumours are saying the current 2nd January promos WWE are doing is to promote this company and Triple H now has another gym partner so expect this mystery man to be pushed to the moon shortly.


(I got bored :( lol)

[chunkkynutzzz]

A lot of people oversell that move ;) lol

They All Do :)

And tend to usually get injured

[Robareid]

They All Do :)

And tend to usually get injured

Only when it's botched ;)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Only when it's botched ;)

That would be called a Sin Balas Move (balas=bullets)

[Robareid]

Right guys, you are probably used to hearing this by now, but I won't be able to post the show tonight as there is still some stuff that I need to recieve

Sorry guys :(

[Broc]

Right guys, you are probably used to hearing this by now, but I won't be able to post the show tonight as there is still some stuff that I need to recieve

Sorry guys :(

if it's me you're talking about, I've PMd it to you

[Robareid]

if it's me you're talking about, I've PMd it to you

Your stuff was a part of it, but I still need all of Pau's stuff. (And I need to finish riting the segments too... but ssshh, don't tell anybody I'm not on time)

[HolyJose2391]

Right guys, you are probably used to hearing this by now, but I won't be able to post the show tonight as there is still some stuff that I need to recieve

Sorry guys :(
Damn only took you guys four shows to start being late :p lol happens to us all

[VanHooliganX]

Your stuff was a part of it, but I still need all of Pau's stuff. (And I need to finish riting the segments too... but ssshh, don't tell anybody I'm not on time)

Sent it to you now :)

[HolyJose2391]

Getting a Pm From Pauadrian soon :)

[eyehatecena]

Right guys, you are probably used to hearing this by now, but I won't be able to post the show tonight as there is still some stuff that I need to recieve

Sorry guys :(
No worries.....

[AirBourne]

Zach "SkyFly" Silver is looking for a tag team partner on here possibly, PM me if interested! Thanks!

[eyehatecena]

Robaried, your inbox was full, so I will just post it here

I decided I wanted new music for hanz gruber and the panzers- but it can be done for later shows since you pretty much have the next show done.

Anyways the new song for Hanz is Tool- Die Eier Von Satan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VATb8PwzbDk

Panzer Divisions- Pantera- Fucking Hostile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zym9N-I5F4



AirBourne, what goes in AR can also go here if you like- tagteam wise with Mike Muir and Silver

[BC777]

Hey so when is the next show?

[Destruction]

Hey so when is the next show?

I spoke with Rob earlier, the show's all done he just couldn't post it because the forum were down, so when he's online I assume it will be posted

[BC777]

Aight then.

[eyehatecena]

IC as Hanz: Welcome aboard Brandon, I just hope you make it through our match tonight on the HWA PPV in one piece. As far as Rob Rage, much luck to you on the same PPV. Looking forward to seeing you here in EWA today too my friend.

[Destruction]

New Owners and GM, wow weren't expecting that

[Robareid]

Show finally posted, took a while due to dodgy internet connection

Let me know what you guys thought of the show (in detail please :))

I think it's our best show so far

I'll be sending out PMs for the PPV now (if my internet allows me)

[Destruction]

Good show me thinks, defenitly the best show so far. If I would improve anything I would add at least 1 more match in, probaly splitting the large chunk of promo's at the begining into 2.

[VanHooliganX]

Brill episode :)

Really enjoyed all the segments! :D

Bloodshower will be awesome lol

[Robareid]

Good show me thinks, defenitly the best show so far. If I would improve anything I would add at least 1 more match in, probaly splitting the large chunk of promo's at the begining into 2.

Thanks for the feedback. It was only after I had finished planning the show that I realised there would be only two matches, so I threw in another (G-Scorp) just to have 3. During Bloodbath we will introduce a load more characters, so more matches will be an easier task

[Robareid]

Brill episode :)

Really enjoyed all the segments! :D

Bloodshower will be awesome lol

I should probably say that the GM is Shining's character, and he did that whole segment

Glad you enjoyed

[Destruction]

I should probably say that the GM is Shining's character, and he did that whole segment

Glad you enjoyed

Just to clarify, no Mike Richman anymore

[VanHooliganX]

I should probably say that the GM is Shining's character, and he did that whole segment

Glad you enjoyed

*clapping*
Contract signing, main event, the Hanz, Killa's, mine, and opening. Pretty badass episode leading to a pretyt badass PPV.

[Robareid]

Just to clarify, no Mike Richman anymore

Who the fuck was he? :)

[Destruction]

Who the fuck was he? :)

Read 1st paragraph of ep 1

[Robareid]

Read 1st paragraph of ep 1

Oh...

Fuck him, he got fired in the buyout for being absent in the second and third episode.

[Destruction]

Oh...

Fuck him, he got fired in the buyout for being absent in the second and third episode.

Good, weren't to keen on him

[Robareid]

Nearly all PMs now sent out. Don't worry if you don't have one, i've still got one or two to go that I will get done in the morning, but I don't need one from everyone

[BC777]

Hey great show.....I think it was great how it opened up with new managment.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Yea Great Show!
Wanna See wats gonna happen next with new management and all its gonna be great

IC as KiLLA: The Fury Television Championship is Meant For a Television Star That will Bring in Ratings and Buy Power
...What Will Be Better Than Having a Dead Jackie Phenis On a Stretcher ? Nuthin But KiLLA being New Champ!

[eyehatecena]

IC as Hanz: You owe me a new pair of pants Rob Rage. Your blood got all over them and it will not come out. So pay up bitch!

[eyehatecena]

Thanks for the feedback. It was only after I had finished planning the show that I realised there would be only two matches, so I threw in another (G-Scorp) just to have 3. During Bloodbath we will introduce a load more characters, so more matches will be an easier task

But what you did have on the show did a great job of setting up the card at the PPV

[AirBourne]

IC: AHHHHHHH! Ryan "The Freak" Wells, can't be stopped, he is indestructible! Hooligan, Kidd, you both can't stop me, I'll destroy you both! Hahahahahaha, you will both be stopped in your tracks if you come towards me! But Michael, you are a great partner, good luck on your match, I would be in your corner, well I'd love to, but if I cannot, good luck my friend.

[VanHooliganX]

IC: AHHHHHHH! Ryan "The Freak" Wells, can't be stopped, he is indestructible! Hooligan, Kidd, you both can't stop me, I'll destroy you both! Hahahahahaha, you will both be stopped in your tracks if you come towards me! But Michael, you are a great partner, good luck on your match, I would be in your corner, well I'd love to, but if I cannot, good luck my friend.

IC: BloodBath. We end this bullshit. No excuses. We see who is the better and more destructive wrestler.

[AirBourne]

BloodBath. We end this bullshit. No excuses. We see: You who is the better and more destructive wrestler.

IC: You got a tub? Because you'll need it after I make you take a bath in your own blood! You couldn't beat me today, and Bloodbath will be no different!

[VanHooliganX]

IC: You got a tub? Because you'll need it after I make you take a bath in your own blood! You couldn't beat me today, and Bloodbath will be no different!

IC: Wrong. Kidd was useless. You're lucky your partner got the tag and I didn't see it else you'd be the 1 picking splinters out of your ass. Your luck runs out.

[AirBourne]

IC: Wrong. Kidd was useless. You're lucky your partner got the tag and I didn't see it else you'd be the 1 picking splinters out of your ass. Your luck runs out.

IC: See, now I thought that was your face, I can't distingush a difference between your ass and your face, they look so damn alike. But come Bloodbath, I'll smash you into the ground and make you incapacitated for the forseeable future. That is a promise, I don't need luck, I got skill buddy.

[VanHooliganX]

This is weird lol
We're doing this in 2 threads XD

[pauadrian]

IC: Wrong. Kidd was useless. You're lucky your partner got the tag and I didn't see it else you'd be the 1 picking splinters out of your ass. Your luck runs out.

IC: watch your mouth or i am gonna have to show you why i am the world champ
the fact that i am world champ, it´s because i am the best in this company

[HolyJose2391]

IC: watch your mouth or i am gonna have to show you why i am the world champ
the fact that i am world champ, it´s because i am the best in this company

IC: correction former champion you got a cheap shot in but come Bloodbath I'll have your ass deported back to Mexico

[eyehatecena]

IC: watch your mouth or i am gonna have to show you why i am the world champ
the fact that i am world champ, it´s because i am the best in this company
IC as Hanz: You should have had a better partner like me- you would have actually won.

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Hanz: You should have had a better partner like me- you would have actually won.

IC: eh I would have pinned you too

[VanHooliganX]

IC: watch your mouth or i am gonna have to show you why i am the world champ
the fact that i am world champ, it´s because i am the best in this company

IC: Fastest at running maybe. Best in this company. Never.

[eyehatecena]

IC: eh I would have pinned you too
IC as Hanz: I think not, besides I don't have time to waste thinking about a pussy like you now. My focus now s ending Rob Rages career here in EWA. After that- well I may just have to end yours.

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Hanz: I think not, besides I don't have time to waste thinking about a pussy like you now. My focus now s ending Rob Rages career here in EWA. After that- well I may just have to end yours.

IC: didn't I just bat your ass t be in the spot I'm in? Yea keeping making empty threats I'd be more than happy to shut you up after becoming the EWA World Champion

[AirBourne]

IC: didn't I just bat your ass t be in the spot I'm in? Yea keeping making empty threats I'd be more than happy to shut you up after becoming the EWA World Champion

IC: Good luck, you'll need it. That is, if you ever even contend for the title, because you aren't even close to having the skill to be able to be callled "championship material". So don't make threats you can't keep buddy. ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Okay so correct if wrong but is this the order of best efed currently.

1 - JBW
2 - eWNCW
3 - HWA
4 - BWA
5 - AWF
6 - EWA
7 - Alpha Revolution

Cause according to averages of page views/comments of all threads thats what its looking like :)

[CGBigMan]

Okay so correct if wrong but is this the order of best efed currently.

1 - JBW
2 - eWNCW
3 - HWA
4 - BWA
5 - AWF
6 - EWA
7 - Alpha Revolution

Cause according to averages of page views/comments of all threads thats what its looking like :)

Based on Views yes
Based on my opinion no

[VanHooliganX]

Based on Views yes
Based on my opinion no

Whats the order in opinion then? (or in your opinion) :)

[CGBigMan]

whats the order in opinion then? (or in your opinion) :)

ewncw
jbw
bwa
hwa
awf
ewa
ar

[HolyJose2391]

Okay so correct if wrong but is this the order of best efed currently.

1 - JBW
2 - eWNCW
3 - AWF
4 - HWA
5 -BWA
6 - EWA
7 - Alpha Revolution

Cause according to averages of page views/comments of all threads thats what its looking like :)

Fixed for accuracy :)

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Good luck, you'll need it. That is, if you ever even contend for the title, because you aren't even close to having the skill to be able to be callled "championship material". So don't make threats you can't keep buddy. ;)

IC: well I'm maineventing bloodbath against Kidd for the title yup I'm contending for the title as for Kodd he doesn't scare me

[Shining Light]

It seems that the new management has gone down well with everyone, I'm happy with that lol

To quote Wade Barrett "The winds of change are upon us" ;)

[eyehatecena]

IC: didn't I just bat your ass t be in the spot I'm in? Yea keeping making empty threats I'd be more than happy to shut you up after becoming the EWA World Champion
IC as Hanz: Well yes you did, but I was not at 100 % for that match- I was still suffering from a concussion from the attack the week before. But other than that, you did beat me far and square. So have your little match with Kidd, and once that little shit beats your ass, get back in line behind the rest of the loser.

[AirBourne]

IC as Hanz: Well yes you did, but I was not at 100 % for that match- I was still suffering from a concussion from the attack the week before. But other than that, you did beat me far and square. So have your little match with Kidd, and once that little shit beats your ass, get back in line behind the rest of the loser.

IC: Hahahahaha, like you deserve a title shot? Who beat up Hooligan and Kidd yesterday? Me, I deserve the next shot there buddy, and I'll show it come Bloodbath.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: if anyone deserves it after I win would be Ryan I saw he got screwed out of the title as well and Hanz pure just making an excuse excuses don't get you anywhere

[AreYaSerious]

Based on Views yes
Based on my opinion no

Yeah exactly, well said.


Fixed for accuracy :)

You don't even write shows anymore so AWF has gone down lmao

[Broc]

Fixed for accuracy :)

HJ come on, we all know AWF doesn't even exist anymore, so how are they better than HWA? :)

[HolyJose2391]

HJ come on, we all know AWF doesn't even exist anymore, so how are they better than HWA? :)

Hey hey hey it exists im still working on it and hoping that after this week go back on schedule anywho Broc I may depush you or this :p

[Broc]

Hey hey hey it exists im still working on it and hoping that after this week go back on schedule anywho Broc I may depush you or this :p

come on, you know better than to depush your your only true star on the whole show :p

[HolyJose2391]

come on, you know better than to depush your your only true star on the whole show :p

Idk man Prophecy>Broc lol

[Broc]

Idk man Prophecy>Broc lol

who??????

well I'm sure broc's better

Broc>life

[pauadrian]

HJ come on, we all know AWF doesn't even exist anymore, so how are they better than HWA? :)

and i thought you were joking

last weeks i was there i thought i was jobbing

[HolyJose2391]

who??????

well I'm sure broc's better

Broc>life

Broc just said he's Larger Than Life! I'm sure I'm the only one who thought of this lol

[chunkkynutzzz]

Broc just said he's Larger Than Life! I'm sure I'm the only one who thought of this lol

IC as Killa: Yes You Were The Only One that Thought That About Broc, Because in my eyes just like many others he isn't!

...Larger Than LiFe Could Meet Death By A KiLLA in a Quick New York Minute.

[pauadrian]

IC: correction former champion you got a cheap shot in but come Bloodbath I'll have your ass deported back to Mexico

IC: and yet your name is Jose how pleasant amigo

[HolyJose2391]

IC: and yet your name is Jose how pleasant amigo

IC: um my name is Michael don't confuse me with my brother

[aloisick]

IC: um my name is Michael don't confuse me with my brother

IC as Barry Busmer: Micheal, Jose. doesnt matter who you are you dare come into the ring with the Genetically Superior Barry Busmer and you shall be another victim of the Big Bang

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Barry Busmer: Micheal, Jose. doesnt matter who you are you dare come into the ring with the Genetically Superior Barry Busmer and you shall be another victim of the Big Bang

IC: woah woah woah I don't need to know what you and TOAK do together I'm here to win

[aloisick]

IC: woah woah woah I don't need to know what you and TOAK do together I'm here to win

IC as Barry Bumser: TOAK, why the hell would i hang around them they claim to be the greatest tag team yet wont face up to us, We are Domination Michelle, dont even go there

[Destruction]

Have you got all the promo's in Rob?. Do you think it will be on time

[Robareid]

Have you got all the promo's in Rob?. Do you think it will be on time

Right, I'm sorry everyone, but my computer has recently broken (I'm posting from my iPad) so we have been set back a fair bit... This twinned by the fact that I've been getting a shit load of homework means that I probably won't get the show done by Wednesday, Saturday more likely.

However, after this week I'm off school for the Christmas break, so we should be able to catch up on all the shows. Oh, and at Christmas I'm getting a new computer so after that it will be all good (hopefully)

[Robareid]

Just a test:

http://filesmelt.com/dl/bloodbath_experiment.png

Edit: I don't think that will quite work

[Robareid]

How about this

http://adscam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfa1853ef00e553a11ad48833-800wi

Edit: Better, but still a little too big

[Robareid]

What do you guys think about this for our PPV logo

http://i34.tinypic.com/352536v.gif

[Destruction]

What do you guys think about this for our PPV logo

http://i34.tinypic.com/352536v.gif

This but in red if you can

[chunkkynutzzz]

ii Like all og them to be honest but in order
The first one first
The third one second (and it should be red I agree on datt)
And the second one third

[eyehatecena]

I like in order:
2nd
3rd
1st

The 3rd one is easy to make red- just bring it into photoshop- open the file> go to IMAGE>MODE>chose RGB Color> Go to IMAGE again, ADJUST>CURVES- box will come up- change the channel to RED, adjust until its red. Resave as gif or you can save it as a jpeg as long as you have a white background.

It will come out like the attachment below if you just want to us it

[chunkkynutzzz]

I like in order:
2nd
3rd
1st

The 3rd one is easy to make red- just bring it into photoshop- open the file> go to IMAGE>MODE>chose RGB Color> Go to IMAGE again, ADJUST>CURVES- box will come up- change the channel to RED, adjust until its red. Resave as gif or you can save it as a jpeg as long as you have a white background.

It will come out like the attachment below if you just want to us it

Looks so sickly I like alot

[Robareid]

I think we'll go with the one that fits, just in red

[VanHooliganX]

Okay Airbournes just sent me his part of our shindig for BloodBath and i'll write mine up in 2 hours time after i've gone x-mas shopping.

Its not that I don't love doing promos and segments for EWA (cause I do)

But this needs to be done lol :)

[aloisick]

Okay Airbournes just sent me his part of our shindig for BloodBath and i'll write mine up in 2 hours time after i've gone x-mas shopping.

Its not that I don't love doing promos and segments for EWA (cause I do)

But this needs to be done lol :)

my promos are done haha and think its pretty good give us your input after VAHOX

[VanHooliganX]

my promos are done haha and think its pretty good give us your input after VAHOX

Haha thats a new 1. I'll have to remember VAHOX :)

and will do. You're making our tag team divison very good.

[aloisick]

Haha thats a new 1. I'll have to remember VAHOX :)

and will do. You're making our tag team divison very good.

cheers bro trying to bring Tag Team E-Fedding back

[VanHooliganX]

cheers bro trying to bring Tag Team E-Fedding back

Once you're done with EWNs eFeds can you fix WWEs lol

[VanHooliganX]

I like in order:
2nd
3rd
1st

The 3rd one is easy to make red- just bring it into photoshop- open the file> go to IMAGE>MODE>chose RGB Color> Go to IMAGE again, ADJUST>CURVES- box will come up- change the channel to RED, adjust until its red. Resave as gif or you can save it as a jpeg as long as you have a white background.

It will come out like the attachment below if you just want to us it

Also this 1. Very badass.

[aloisick]

Once you're done with EWNs eFeds can you fix WWEs lol

EWN's is looking a lot better then WWE's please tell me TOAK and Il Cattivo or even Domination at EWNCW are not more entertaining then the past ten WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

[AirBourne]

EWN's is looking a lot better then WWE's please tell me TOAK and Il Cattivo or even Domination at EWNCW are not more entertaining then the past ten WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

Well there is that one team....nah just kidding bro, most definitely. ;)

[aloisick]

Well there is that one team....nah just kidding bro, most definitely. ;)

lol thanks a lot i think

[eyehatecena]

EWN's is looking a lot better then WWE's please tell me TOAK and Il Cattivo or even Domination at EWNCW are not more entertaining then the past ten WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
Past ten??? Make that any team in the last 10 yrs in WWE. Only team I liked recently in WWE was Harry Smith and Tyson Kidd- of course WWE ruined that, then let Harry go.

But there is a new team debuting soon- one of mine- Fuegos Artificiales, so you better watch out my friend. That plus you still have to put up with my Panzers

[chunkkynutzzz]

Can't Forget About The New Assault ProGraM there The Last Tag Team Champions Ever Alive in the Future
That speaks volumes ,
Who agrees ahu,ahu ..(eyebrows up n down 2 thumbs up)

[Shining Light]

IC: (GM Christopher Jackson) This is a message to all the EWA roster. Whoever has found it funny to shove my pants in the vending machine, I want you to know that I am not amused. My pants are now blocking the Pepsi can I want to buy and I need my Pepsi.

Therefore, I am offering a $1000 reward for the person who can successfully retrieve my pants from the vending machine and provide me with an ice-cold Pepsi. I thank you in advance

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: (GM Christopher Jackson) This is a message to all the EWA roster. Whoever has found it funny to shove my pants in the vending machine, I want you to know that I am not amused. My pants are now blocking the Pepsi can I want to buy and I need my Pepsi.

Therefore, I am offering a $1000 reward for the person who can successfully retrieve my pants from the vending machine and provide me with an ice-cold Pepsi. I thank you in advance

IC as KiLLA: Ahhhhhh hahahahhahahahahahah hahahahahahahhaha (points. At him ,throws up a L to him)

OOC: This is Hilarious

[HolyJose2391]

IC: (GM Christopher Jackson) This is a message to all the EWA roster. Whoever has found it funny to shove my pants in the vending machine, I want you to know that I am not amused. My pants are now blocking the Pepsi can I want to buy and I need my Pepsi.

Therefore, I am offering a $1000 reward for the person who can successfully retrieve my pants from the vending machine and provide me with an ice-cold Pepsi. I thank you in advance

IC: *Takes sledgehammer and breaks the glass gets pants and gives Chris his Ice Cold Pepsi.* I don't see why that was so hard Chris

[AirBourne]

IC: *Takes sledgehammer and breaks the glass gets pants and gives Chris his Ice Cold Pepsi.* I don't see why that was so hard Chris

IC: That is the only way you can do anything right, is with a weapon, can't do it like a real man eh?

OOC: Brilliant idea to be honest. Lol

[HolyJose2391]

IC: That is the only way you can do anything right, is with a weapon, can't do it like a real man eh?

OOC: Brilliant idea to be honest. Lol
OOC: it's as Michael he just wants $1000 lol and damn straight it is

IC: I've never used used a weapon to win this was just easier than kicking it

[aloisick]

IC: (GM Christopher Jackson) This is a message to all the EWA roster. Whoever has found it funny to shove my pants in the vending machine, I want you to know that I am not amused. My pants are now blocking the Pepsi can I want to buy and I need my Pepsi.

Therefore, I am offering a $1000 reward for the person who can successfully retrieve my pants from the vending machine and provide me with an ice-cold Pepsi. I thank you in advance

That's the funniest shit I've ever seen fricken awesome

IC as HOS when I asked for a title shot you said keep your pants on... harder then it sounds ey

[eyehatecena]

That's the funniest shit I've ever seen fricken awesome

IC as HOS when I asked for a title shot you said keep your pants on... harder then it sounds ey

lol...........

[VanHooliganX]

This'll be funny.

With the new WWE efed thingy WWE will be the bottom fed haha (for now anyway)

[eyehatecena]

This'll be funny.

With the new WWE efed thingy WWE will be the bottom fed haha (for now anyway)
Nah, we will kick their asses. Robaried is in charge here- he is the bestest boss.

[VanHooliganX]

Nah, we will kick their asses. Robaried is in charge here- he is the bestest boss.

I only know 2 bosses. (Rob here and Krysys in BWA/AR) So I can't really guess that but I enjoy working with both.

[eyehatecena]

I only know 2 bosses. (Rob here and Krysys in BWA/AR) So I can't really guess that but I enjoy working with both.

Plus we have an more awesomer roster- plus Killa is on our roster too

[VanHooliganX]

Plus we have an more awesomer roster- plus Killa is on our roster too

IC: Who? You mean that guy who fixes my plumbing? Oh wait that might be Arch Angleman actually.

OOC: I second this. I probably should get to bed...I have a busy day of actually getting round to that promo I said i'd do 12+ hours ago and the EWN Slammy award total and presentation thread.

[eyehatecena]

IC: Who? You mean that guy who fixes my plumbing? Oh wait that might be Arch Angleman actually.

OOC: I second this. I probably should get to bed...I have a busy day of actually getting round to that promo I said i'd do 12+ hours ago and the EWN Slammy award total and presentation thread.

IC as Hanz: No, you got it right the first time. Michael is the guy that breaks into vending machines- not that I blame him- money is money.

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Can you blame him. Bloody ecomony. Its about high time some really structure happened with changes to globalization before every country is taken do-I mean grrr i'm a wrestler and I do strong moves in a squared circle :3

[eyehatecena]

IC: Can you blame him. Bloody ecomony. Its about high time some really structure happened with changes to globalization before every country is taken do-I mean grrr i'm a wrestler and I do strong moves in a squared circle :3

IC as Hanz: You should really invest in gold- its the future. Plus when it comes to making money as a wrestler, you should really talk to Gerald Croft of Croft Limited here in EWA. Since sighning with him and taking Rob Rage out last week for Herr Croft, I'm making a shitload of money.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Plus we have an more awesomer roster- plus Killa is on our roster too

IC as KILLA: HELL YEAA I AM TO INCREASE THE MURDER RATe

[eyehatecena]

IC as Mike Muir: I'm gonna take your gold teeth after I knock them from your filthy mouth backstage at Bloodbath. I can use the money that I make off the gold since I have not debuted yet.

[aloisick]

IC as Mike Muir: I'm gonna take your gold teeth after I knock them from your filthy mouth backstage at Bloodbath. I can use the money that I make off the gold since I have not debuted yet.

IC as Kid Wonder: Clearly, your not that intelligent if that's the smartest way to make money

[AirBourne]

Can't wait for Sunday!

IC: Sunday is the day I destroy Van Hooligan. End of story.

[VanHooliganX]

Can't wait for Sunday!

IC: Sunday is the day I destroy Van Hooligan. End of story.

Promo is done and ready to be sent to Rob AB

IC: HAHAHAHAHAHA. You have less chance of winning than the Red Sox do at back-to-back world series.

[VanHooliganX]

Also everyone else best deliver. Me and AB have done quite a good scene :P

[AirBourne]

Promo is done and ready to be sent to Rob AB

IC: HAHAHAHAHAHA. You have less chance of winning than the Red Sox do at back-to-back world series.

IC: Hmmmm, good one, not. Did you get splinters in your brain or something from when I smashed you through that table Sunday? Apparently so.

[Shining Light]

IC: *Takes sledgehammer and breaks the glass gets pants and gives Chris his Ice Cold Pepsi.* I don't see why that was so hard Chris

IC: (GM Christopher Jackson) *Takes Pepsi can* Thanks Michael, I'm not what you would call "the strongest brick in the brick collection". And trust me, I know a lot about brick collections. In fact, I might make it a weekly segment on the show! "Christopher Jackson - Bricking it" A little sneak preview for my hard working superstars....

http://brickcollecting.com/images/nbm.jpg

[eyehatecena]

IC as Kid Wonder: Clearly, your not that intelligent if that's the smartest way to make money
IC as Mike Muir: Hey a man has to make money anyway he can- Killa needed to be taken out anyways. I was just doing everyone a favor.

IC as Hanz Gruber: Rob Rage, come this Sunday, you will be sorry you did not sign up with Croft Limited. I'm ending your career.

[Robareid]

Right, i'm still missing some promos. Can you guys please get them in asap

[VanHooliganX]

Right, i'm still missing some promos. Can you guys please get them in asap

Me and AB are okay now yes?

[aloisick]

Me and AB are okay now yes?

And you never asked for one from toak of I'll cattivo dod you?

[HolyJose2391]

Also everyone else best deliver. Me and AB have done quite a good scene :P

Woah woah woah. I always deliver with my promos

[VanHooliganX]

Woah woah woah. I always deliver with my promos

Then all is well :)

[aloisick]

Then all is well :)

My promo which is a suprise match so I can't reveal maybmy best face promo ever

[aloisick]

My promo which is a suprise match so I can't reveal maybmy best face promo ever

Are we having a prediction contest?

[VanHooliganX]

EWN has a lot of awesome stuff coming up lol

Slammy award results, Alpha Rev and EWA's Bloodbath :cool:

[aloisick]

EWN has a lot of awesome stuff coming up lol

Slammy award results, Alpha Rev and EWA's Bloodbath :cool:

Don't forget the e fed war, ohh and what's this slammy award thing

[eyehatecena]

Panzers promo just sent to ya Rob

[Destruction]

Are we having a prediction contest?

Yes, I'll be doing it later today

[VanHooliganX]

Don't forget the e fed war, ohh and what's this slammy award thing

I've been doing EWNs version of the slammy awards to see who wins a few catagories.

You'll find out later today or tomorrow who'se won what.

[AirBourne]

IC: Hooligan has 2 days left till he is destroyed....use them wisely Hooligan.

[Destruction]

PREDICTION CONTEST UP (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?11809-Ewa-bloodbath-prediction-contest)

[VanHooliganX]

Congrats to EWA.

We gained 2 nominations in the EWN 2011 Slammy awards. 2 3rd place nominations but more nominations that EWNCW :D

Considering how young this fed is we did very well :)

woot woot!

[Robareid]

Anybody know G-Scorp's finisher, I can't find it

[VanHooliganX]

Anybody know G-Scorp's finisher, I can't find it

Name: G-Scorp
Height: 6 foot 2 inches
Weight: 98 kilos
Theme: P Daddy - Come with me
Finisher: P.H.S. (Pretty Heavy Shit)
Bio: G-Scorp had a tough upbringing heading in and out of orphaneges and correction fcilities never quite making it as a wrestler until he attended the T.O.A.K. wrestling academy and since then he has a new attitude and a dont give a stuff persona.

I sadly don't know which move PHS is if that isn't a nickname for another move.
Sounds good though lol

[Robareid]

Yer, I found that, but there still wasn't indication to what it actually is :(

[Robareid]

I've only had a half day at school today, so I've had a good time to work on the show. I've got a good chunk of it done already, about a third of the show done already, and the night is still young

[VanHooliganX]

I've only had a half day at school today, so I've had a good time to work on the show. I've got a good chunk of it done already, about a third of the show done already, and the night is still young

Nice pal :)

Also for ROH, JBW and HWA prediction contests. Are they starting a new 1 in 2012 or are you just going to continue you and make them apart of the full 2012 contests? :)

[Robareid]

I think I'll start them again

Also, I'm still waiting on a promo from Necro, so if you read this, can you get it to me asap

[VanHooliganX]

I think I'll start them again

Fair enough then. Are any finished now then?

I know ROH will need a few more months to finish but have JBW/HWAs finished or do they have 1 more PPV for the year?

[Robareid]

All their PPVs are done but I'm yet to mark them

[aloisick]

All their PPVs are done but I'm yet to mark them

Cant wait for our PPV to start really looking forward to it

[VanHooliganX]

Cant wait for our PPV to start really looking forward to it

Aye same. Looking better than WM28 currently (but thats cause Cena vs Rock does nothing for me)

[aloisick]

Aye same. Looking better than WM28 currently (but thats cause Cena vs Rock does nothing for me)

That match ivwanna see but I hope its not for the title cos then the winner is obvious

[Vegas]

IC as Douglas Blake: G-Scorp H.O.S. You two shall taste defeat. It shall bring me such.pleasure beating your faces into the canvas. Your screams will bring me true satisfaction. Enjoy your final days because once you enter the ring with me you life will be over.

[Shining Light]

IC: (GM Christopher Jackson and EWA Owner Mr Mcgiven)

*Mr Mcgiven is sat in his office, scanning through some documents. There is a knock at the door*

Mr M: Come in.

*The GM Christopher Jackson walks in with a huge smile on his face*

CJ: Hey boss, how are...

MM: Shut up Jackson. The reason I brought you here was because I've heard reports that you have been handing out money to superstars who have helped you with a few tasks. One of the workers at Fury told me that you gave Michael the Archangle $1000 in exchange for giving you a can of Pepsi. Is this true?

CJ: Well yes it is but I assure you that it was with good reason! You see, my pants somehow ended up in the vending machine and I needed some assistance in getting them out. I offered a $1000 reward and as you can see, *He stands up and shows Mr Mcgiven his pants* I got them back!

MM: I see. Well, I'll be deducting $2000 from your next pay check to cover the damages to the vending machine

CJ: But that's all I get!

MM: I know... must be tough being you. Goodbye Jackson.

*Christopher Jackson leaves the room and Mr Mcgiven continues with his work*

[VanHooliganX]

IC: (GM Christopher Jackson and EWA Owner Mr Mcgiven)

*Mr Mcgiven is sat in his office, scanning through some documents. There is a knock at the door*

Mr M: Come in.

*The GM Christopher Jackson walks in with a huge smile on his face*

CJ: Hey boss, how are...

MM: Shut up Jackson. The reason I brought you here was because I've heard reports that you have been handing out money to superstars who have helped you with a few tasks. One of the workers at Fury told me that you gave Michael the Archangle $1000 in exchange for giving you a can of Pepsi. Is this true?

CJ: Well yes it is but I assure you that it was with good reason! You see, my pants somehow ended up in the vending machine and I needed some assistance in getting them out. I offered a $1000 reward and as you can see, *He stands up and shows Mr Mcgiven his pants* I got them back!

MM: I see. Well, I'll be deducting $2000 from your next pay check to cover the damages to the vending machine

CJ: But that's all I get!

MM: I know... must be tough being you. Goodbye Jackson.

*Christopher Jackson leaves the room and Mr Mcgiven continues with his work*

IC: Hey Chris, i'll give you this 7UP can for 500. I'll need to add VAT like but i'm sure you're good for it.

[Shining Light]

IC: Hey Chris, i'll give you this 7UP can for 500. I'll need to add VAT like but i'm sure you're good for it.

IC: (CJ) Deal! *Hands over money* You know, there was a man on the street who offered me a can of 7UP for $750. I told him I could get it cheaper than that... who's smart now!

*Walks off whistling and juggling the can*

SON OF A BITCH!

[VanHooliganX]

IC: (CJ) Deal! *Hands over money* You know, there was a man on the street who offered me a can of 7UP for $750. I told him I could get it cheaper than that... who's smart now!

*Walks off whistling and juggling the can*

SON OF A BITCH!

haha brilliant!

We should totally do a segment like that for the future :)

[Shining Light]

haha brilliant!

We should totally do a segment like that for the future :)

I'd like that, would be a nice comedy act lol. I want the GM to come across as a nice funny guy. I have a reason for that but you'll all find out later lol

[Vegas]

When will Bloodbath be posted

[VanHooliganX]

When will Bloodbath be posted

Sometime Saturday I believe. Weekend for sure though :)

[Shining Light]

IC: (CJ)

*Christopher Jackson is pacing around his office, the can of 7UP sits on his desk*

CJ: No, no, no. What have I done!?

*He marches up to the can of 7UP and strikes it. The can flies across the room, hits the wall and breaks a picture of Mr Mcgiven*

I can't take it anymore!

*He picks up his phone and dials a number*

Hello Mom? It's me... Yep, I've done it again...

[VanHooliganX]

IC: (CJ)

*Christopher Jackson is pacing around his office, the can of 7UP sits on his desk*

CJ: No, no, no. What have I done!?

*He marches up to the can of 7UP and strikes it. The can flies across the room, hits the wall and breaks a picture of Mr Mcgiven*

I can't take it anymore!

*He picks up his phone and dials a number*

Hello Mom? It's me... Yep, I've done it again...

*Little did Chris know that his mother was pre-occupied. Michael the Archangel had spent his Pepsi money very wisely and Chris' mother had sold her body to him with the money he had given him.*

haha poor Chris. He won't even get employee of the month due to this incident as well :)

[Shining Light]

*Little did Chris know that his mother was pre-occupied. Michael the Archangel had spent his Pepsi money very wisely and Chris' mother had sold her body to him with the money he had given him.*

haha poor Chris. He won't even get employee of the month due to this incident as well :)

I don't even think he stood a chance. Not that it matters, Mr Mcgiven only gives his employee of the month an automatic phone call. :) The transcript is as follows:

"Hello (Insert employee of the month name here). Congratulations on becoming employee of the month. Keep up the good work. Mr Mcgiven, Founder and Owner of Boost Sporting Goods and various other items"

[HolyJose2391]

*Little did Chris know that his mother was pre-occupied. Michael the Archangel had spent his Pepsi money very wisely and Chris' mother had sold her body to him with the money he had given him.*

haha poor Chris. He won't even get employee of the month due to this incident as well :)

IC: you must have me confused I gave the money to a local charity who needed it. I do not need worldy sex with someone's mother.

IC as HolyJose: Michael gets a world title shot before I do?!?!? Fuck it's the Indys even someone like him can dominate an Indy fed eh best of luck little brother.

IC as Azrael: let me be a bit more sensitive and happy for you Michael congratulations you deserve your shot you're making the family proud

[AirBourne]

haha brilliant!

We should totally do a segment like that for the future :)

IC: Van Hooligan will be dead come Sunday night, sorry for the inconvenience.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Van Hooligan will be dead come Sunday night, sorry for the inconvenience.

IC: Woah! We have a crazy murder on the roster who says he is a face? This is unsafe working conditions I want to file a vote of no confidence!

[AirBourne]

IC: Woah! We have a crazy murder on the roster who says he is a face? This is unsafe working conditions I want to file a vote of no confidence!

IC: I am a face, the fans want me to kill him, duh. And if you don't watch it, you are next.

[eyehatecena]

IC: Woah! We have a crazy murder on the roster who says he is a face? This is unsafe working conditions I want to file a vote of no confidence!

IC as Hanz: make that two murderers on the roster- Killa is always going on and on about murdering someone. I say just put those two fuckers in a steel cage, let them kill each others. Maybe then the boss can spread some of the extra money around to the rest of us seeing there would be two less guys on the roster.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: I am a face, the fans want me to kill him, duh. And if you don't watch it, you are next.

OOC: That was as HolyJose he has no voice in anything EWA does anyways lol

IC as Michael: Nevermind my brother he has superiority complex

[Vegas]

IC: I am a face, the fans want me to kill him, duh. And if you don't watch it, you are next.

Faces are good guys though, they never kill. Roid rage must be it o.O jk lol

[HolyJose2391]

Faces are good guys though, they never kill. Roid rage must be it o.O jk lol

IC: I fucking called it! I suggest random drug testing!

[Robareid]

Still waiting for promos from Pau and Necroyeti

If they don't get them to me by Sunday I'll just post it without them

[VanHooliganX]

When do you reckon you'll get the PPV out?

[Robareid]

Probably early/mid Sunday

[Shining Light]

Whoever put "gm cj 4 champ" in the Tag Cloud, the owner of EWA Mr Mcgiven has a message for you:

IC: (MM) That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard of.

[Robareid]

Christopher is probably our most over character right now :S

I've got another chunk of the show, I'm about half way through now. Still waiting on Pau's and Yeti's promos

[VanHooliganX]

Christopher is probably our most over character right now :S

I've got another chunk of the show, I'm about half way through now. Still waiting on Pau's and Yeti's promos

Probably is lol

Damnit you 2 :(

[Shining Light]

Christopher is probably our most over character right now :S

I've got another chunk of the show, I'm about half way through now. Still waiting on Pau's and Yeti's promos

I'm assuming that's a good thing lol

[Robareid]

Yer, it's great. I just hope our faces step it up so they can compete

[Shining Light]

I'm sure they will. There's some great talent here at EWA and it's a great place for them to develop their skills

[HolyJose2391]

As the top face I'll definetly bring it!

[Shining Light]

As the top face I'll definetly bring it!

IC: (CJ) You helped me retrieve my pants from the vending machine, and for that I am eternally grateful

[HolyJose2391]

IC: (CJ) You helped me retrieve my pants from the vending machine, and for that I am eternally grateful

IC: it's what I do. How it happened is beyond me though

[Shining Light]

IC: it's what I do. How it happened is beyond me though

IC: (CJ) Same here to be honest. I can remember sitting down in my office, putting on some reggae music, having one of my cigarettes and the next thing I know... everything went all hazy!

[HolyJose2391]

IC: (CJ) Same here to be honest. I can remember sitting down in my office, putting on some reggae music, having one of my cigarettes and the next thing I know... everything went all hazy!

IC:Well that explains it!

[eyehatecena]

IC: it's what I do. How it happened is beyond me though

IC as Hanz: *cough, cough...asskissser,.... cough cough

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Hanz: *cough, cough...asskissser,.... cough cough

IC: he offered $1000 I took him up on it. You would have too if I didn't do it

[VanHooliganX]

IC: he offered $1000 I took him up on it. You would have too if I didn't do it

IC: You should've bartered with him first.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: You should've bartered with him first.

IC: it is not in my nature I have those $1000 To a local children's charity

[eyehatecena]

IC: he offered $1000 I took him up on it. You would have too if I didn't do it
IC as Hanz: True, money is money, I would have done that in a heartbeat week before last.. But since signing with Croft Limited, money is no problem for me anymore. $1000 is spare change for me now.

[eyehatecena]

IC as Hanz: Its Christmas time, I feel in a good mood and want to help out. *hands Michael $10000* Now this better go to that charity, if not, I will hunt you down and give you a beating worse than Rage got last week from me.

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Hanz: Its Christmas time, I feel in a good mood and want to help out. *hands Michael $10000* Now this better go to that charity, if not, I will hunt you down and give you a beating worse than Rage got last week from me.

*Michael is seen walking into St. Jude's Children's hospital* I'm here to make a donation
Front desk recepionist( she's pretty cute in her early 20s): sure how much would you like to donate?
Michael: $10,000. Please
Lady: wow that's pretty generous thank you very much
Michael: these children need it more than in do. Hey listen want to grab lunch sometime? I mean you are very attractive
Lady: aww well thank you but my boyfriend wouldn't take to kindly he's an MMA fighter so i wouldn't want him to flip out on you.
Michael: oh well... That's fine and by the way I'm a pro wrestler so an MMA fighter doesn't scare me

*Michael exists feeling dejected* lost another one to an MMA fighter damn!

[Robareid]

*Michael is seen walking into St. Jude's Children's hospital* I'm here to make a donation
Front desk recepionist( she's pretty cute in her early 20s): sure how much would you like to donate?
Michael: $1000. Please
Lady: wow that's pretty generous thank you very much
Michael: these children need it more than in do. Hey listen want to grab lunch sometime? I mean you are very attractive
Lady: aww well thank you but my boyfriend wouldn't take to kindly he's an MMA fighter so i wouldn't want him to flip out on you.
Michael: oh well... That's fine and by the way I'm a pro wrestler so an MMA fighter doesn't scare me

*Michael exists feeling dejected* lost another one to an MMA fighter damn!

You kept $9,000 you pikey

[HolyJose2391]

You kept $9,000 you pikey

Shit mean to put down 10000 not 1000 long day at work hahah

[Shining Light]

Shit mean to put down 10000 not 1000 long day at work hahah

HAHAHA! Made me laugh that :)

IC: (CJ) Well done Michael and Hanz. Good to see my superstars are getting in the "Christmasy" mood

[VanHooliganX]

(Thought i'd write a funny story too :))

Van walks into the arena of BloodBath to go get ready in back. Everyone notices he is very wet.

MM: Ah Car Thug 10, ready for your ma---why the hell are you wet? Please tell me Chris didn't think I was serious when I suggested a first-to-cover-the-opponent-in-liquid-wins-whilst-the-liquid-is-on-a-pole match...

Van: What? ...Err...No. I basically got into a fight against 2 Sailors and it eventually ended with both of us going into the small lake.

MM: My goodness. ...You won right? I can't have you fighting just anybody...and losing. Very bad for business.

Van: Yeah. Don't worry ended up winning eventually.

MM: This is acceptable then. Now go get ready and make me mone---err make EWF more famous. *MM walks off*

Van:...E...W...F?

*Suddenly Chris comes close to Van and is out of breath from running around everywhere*

Chris: Oh...Van. :eek: Did the owner change his mind on the first-to-cover-the-opponent-in-liquid-wins-whilst-the-liquid-is-on-a-pole match! :D

Van:...Do you know who Mike Adamle is Chris?

Chris: Yeah I was once roomates with that guy. He was a genius.

Van:...*walks in the opposite direction, scared of the news he just heard*

(Sorry for borrowing your characters Shining lol)

[Shining Light]

(Thought i'd write a funny story too)

Van walks into the arena of BloodBath to go get ready in back. Everyone notices he is very wet.

MM: Ah Car Thug 10, ready for your ma---why the hell are you wet? Please tell me Chris didn't think I was serious when I suggested a first-to-cover-the-opponent-in-liquid-wins-whilst-the-liquid-is-on-a-pole match...

Van: What? ...Err...No. I basically got into a fight against 2 Sailors and it eventually ended with both of us going into the small lake.

MM: My goodness. ...You won right? I can't have you fighting just anybody...and losing. Very bad for business.

Van: Yeah. Don't worry ended up winning eventually.

MM: This is acceptable then. Now go get ready and make me mone---err make EWF more famous. *MM walks off*

Van:...E...W...F?

*Suddenly Chris comes close to Van and is out of breath from running around everywhere*

Chris: Oh...Van. :eek: Did the owner change his mind on the first-to-cover-the-opponent-in-liquid-wins-whilst-the-liquid-is-on-a-pole match! :D

Van:...Do you know who Mike Adamle is Chris?

Chris: Yeah I was once roomates with that guy. He was a genius.

Van:...*walks in the opposite direction, scared of the news he just heard*

(Sorry for borrowing your characters Shining lol)


LMFAO :D That was brilliant! Well done Van, very funny :)

[VanHooliganX]

LMFAO :D That was brilliant! Well done Van, very funny :)

haha thanks bud :)

[Shining Light]

haha thanks bud :)

IC: (CJ) *Hands Van $1000 dollars*

Tell me some more jokes ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Van:*He looks at the money he handed to him*...Why have you given me Monopoly money? I don't play Monopoly anymore...not after...May 19th.

Chris: Err...wasn't that a Kane storyline for his See no evil money a few years ago

Van: Oh...So i'm not allowed to have my own comedy segments where I go into something stupid over monopoly?! Hmm!?

Chris: Whoa! Don't get angry, I didn't know. Continue with your tragic monopoly tale

Van: No...Don't want to now...the moments gone.

Chris: But...but this is a comedy segment

Van: Should've thought of that before you interupted.

Chris: But you know the boss will kill me if I don't deliver on all segments

Van:...*Van sniffs, to basically signify he didn't care cause it didn't affect him whatsoever*

Chris: What am I going to do!!!

Van: I don't know and I don't care...just improvise alittle

*Chris then punches himself in the face and KO's himself in 1 punch*

Van: ...Thats not funny...thats just stupid.....Oi! Are you listening to me? *Van kicks his legs to see if he was still with him*...hmm *Van steals the rest of his monopoly money and just walks off*

[Shining Light]

Van:*He looks at the money he handed to him*...Why have you given me Monopoly money? I don't play Monopoly anymore...not after...May 19th.

Chris: Err...wasn't that a Kane storyline for his See no evil money a few years ago

Van: Oh...So i'm not allowed to have my own comedy segments where I go into something stupid over monopoly?! Hmm!?

Chris: Whoa! Don't get angry, I didn't know. Continue with your tragic monopoly tale

Van: No...Don't want to now...the moments gone.

Chris: But...but this is a comedy segment

Van: Should've thought of that before you interupted.

Chris: But you know the boss will kill me if I don't deliver on all segments

Van:...*Van sniffs, to basically signify he didn't care cause it didn't affect him whatsoever*

Chris: What am I going to do!!!

Van: I don't know and I don't care...just improvise alittle

*Chris then punches himself in the face and KO's himself in 1 punch*

Van: ...Thats not funny...thats just stupid.....Oi! Are you listening to me? *Van kicks his legs to see if he was still with him*...hmm *Van steals the rest of his monopoly money and just walks off*

IC:

*Christopher wakes up slowly and starts to get to his feet. He staggers around for a while and then falls down to vomit on the floor. After wiping his mouth with his hand, he looks up and sees Ron Simmons standing there*

Ron: DAMN!

*Ron leaves the room leaving Christopher with a confused look on his face*

CJ: Who the fuck invited him here?

[eyehatecena]

Shit mean to put down 10000 not 1000 long day at work hahah

IC as Hanz: Glad to hear that because I did not want to have to get my hands dirty again, plus it saved me from donating even more money to the hospital in your name, for the new Michael "TheArchangel"' I'm a Hermaphrodite and Here is my Research Center wing of the hospital as a joke, it shall now be named Killa's I'm a Hermaphrodite...etc, hopefully it will help him and others born like him fit in todays society without fear of hate from others.

[eyehatecena]

IC:

*Christopher wakes up slowly and starts to get to his feet. He staggers around for a while and then falls down to vomit on the floor. After wiping his mouth with his hand, he looks up and sees Ron Simmons standing there*

Ron: DAMN!

*Ron leaves the room leaving Christopher with a confused look on his face*

CJ: Who the fuck invited him here?

IC as Hanz: Oh sorry sir, that was me. I hired him for a bit just to say that a few times in backstage segments. He will be out of here in a week or so. I told him specifically NOT to do that to you or our owner.

[Shining Light]

IC as Hanz: Oh sorry sir, that was me. I hired him for a bit just to say that a few times in backstage segments. He will be out of here in a week or so. I told him specifically NOT to do that to you or our owner.

IC: It's quite alright Hanz. Is there not a cage or something in which you can lock him up in? Just until you need him to do something

[eyehatecena]

IC: It's quite alright Hanz. Is there not a cage or something in which you can lock him up in? Just until you need him to do something

IC as hanz: Why yes, why did I not think of that.

*goes off to Cages R Us and buys a human cage, then returns to the new GM with Simmons now in the cage

Here, you can use him as you please. I really just wanted to hear him say it once. I have to reurn him in two weeks. The cage is also your to keep. Cages R Us does not take used returned items.

[Shining Light]

IC as hanz: Why yes, why did I not think of that.

*goes off to Cages R Us and buys a human cage, then returns to the new GM with Simmons now in the cage

Here, you can use him as you please. I really just wanted to hear him say it once. I have to reurn him in two weeks. The cage is also your to keep. Cages R Us does not take used returned items.

IC: *After Hanz has left the room, Christopher walks around the cage, eyeing Simmons up*

CJ: I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here... Hanz didn't leave any instructions

Ron: DAMN!

CJ: Is that all you say?

Ron: DAMN!

CJ: This is going to get annoying...

*Christopher walks behind his desk, has a look around in one of the drawers and brandishes a shotgun*

I wonder how this works...

*A few minutes passes and then a loud bang emits from the GM's Office. There is a few seconds pause and then...*

OH MY FUCKING GOD! OH NO, OH NO, OH NO! RON? YOU OK?

[eyehatecena]

*Hanz walks back into the room

HG: Oh shit. What have you done?

*Hanz picks up his phone- dials a number. talks in German for about 10 minutes

HG: Ok Herr Jackson, it will all be taken care of, no one will know. Turns out that was not the real Ron Simmon, thank god. Turns out someone was trying to rip me off. They are being delt with, and this imposter Ron is just gonna dissapear, so to say. So no worries. Money fixes everything. Uh and you just may want to change your pants, seems you had an acciident. I will not say anything to anybody else about this. Here is some hush money.

*hands Jackson $1000 and a $1000 gift card to Pants R Us

[Shining Light]

IC: *Shakes Hanz's hand*

Thanks Hanz! Now, about those soiled pants of yours... are they going spare by any chance? They'd make a great addition to my collection

[VanHooliganX]

IC: *Shakes Hanz's hand*

Thanks Hanz! Now, about those soiled pants of yours... are they going spare by any chance? They'd make a great addition to my collection

IC: *Takes a sniff or 2* Not the best smell ever....

lol

[Shining Light]

IC: *Takes a sniff or 2* Not the best smell ever....

lol

IC: They'll do. Nothing a bit of deodorant won't fix!

[eyehatecena]

IC: *Shakes Hanz's hand*

Thanks Hanz! Now, about those soiled pants of yours... are they going spare by any chance? They'd make a great addition to my collection

IC as Hanz: Actually I did not soil my pants, you soiled yours, can't you tell. *points to GM Jacksons butt

HG: As for my pants, sure you can have mine too, they are quite sweaty now, I will be right back * goes to change pants, returns and gives Jackson his old pair.

[Robareid]

I'm in a bit of a situation. I had big plans for Igmar Brottzmann (Necros' character) but I still haven't got a pm. Does anyone else happen to have a heel they could bring to EWA to possibly fill that roll?

[aloisick]

I'm in a bit of a situation. I had big plans for Igmar Brottzmann (Necros' character) but I still haven't got a pm. Does anyone else happen to have a heel they could bring to EWA to possibly fill that roll?

dude i got ten characters on my roster

[Robareid]

Yep, and they're all being used in other feuds (apart from Domination, and you know the plan for them)

It probably won't be a problem. As long as he gets active by next saturday it will be okay

[chunkkynutzzz]

If your face full, give somebody a Evil Heel Turn!

[Robareid]

If your face full, give somebody a Evil Heel Turn!

I guess that's always an option, but as I said, it probably won't be a problem. It's probably just been a busy week

[Shining Light]

IC as Hanz: Actually I did not soil my pants, you soiled yours, can't you tell. *points to GM Jacksons butt

HG: As for my pants, sure you can have mine too, they are quite sweaty now, I will be right back * goes to change pants, returns and gives Jackson his old pair.

IC: (CJ) Thanks Hanz, would you like to see my dirty pants collection?