EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[wrestlingfan66513]

scratch that I had the 4000 post so we are tied. I still have to put on my game face though

http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/slideshow/2012/02/the-face/full/Alabama%20Student%20The%20Face.jpg

[B-MCINTYRE]

scratch that I had the 4000 post so we are tied. I still have to put on my game face though

http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/slideshow/2012/02/the-face/full/Alabama Student The Face.jpg (http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/slideshow/2012/02/the-face/full/Alabama%20Student%20The%20Face.jpg)
Wait I got the 6000th post? i did not know that lol

[eyehatecena]

*looks at his own sig and cries*

IC as Barbie Panzer: This guy is championship material- Carnage be warned

[eyehatecena]

Oh and great PoC Mac

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Barbie Panzer: This guy is championship material- Carnage be warned

*A Piece of Paper appears in Barbie's Hands*

Barbie: No, Not this crap again!

*She tries to throw the paper down but it stick to her hand*

Ali Kazam; Sorry love but it won't leave your hands until you read it.

Barbie: fine...

*She looks at the note:*


ALI IS MESMORISING

*She looks at Ali*

Barbie: ALI IS SEXY AND I WANT HIM IN MY PANTS...

Ali: It doesn't say that... but um How you doing?

[eyehatecena]

*A Piece of Paper appears in Barbie's Hands*

Barbie: No, Not this crap again!

*She tries to throw the paper down but it stick to her hand*

Ali Kazam; Sorry love but it won't leave your hands until you read it.

Barbie: fine...

*She looks at the note:*



*She looks at Ali*

Barbie: ALI IS SEXY AND I WANT HIM IN MY PANTS...

Ali: It doesn't say that... but um How you doing?

IC as Barbie: Stop putting words in my head * she gets out her phone, calls Mike Muir who rushes to her. Muir gets in Ali's face. Ali does his magic- Barbie and Muir disappear, Sasha Panzer appears- naked

[pauadrian]

great read POC nice show
was entertained for a bit
good recognuition for kidd and heskey lol
Heskey:Next time the top five will be mine BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
-kidd punches Heskey-
-Heskey gets his arm up and pins Will I Am 1....2.....3-
-HESKEY WINS 42-0-

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Barbie: Stop putting words in my head * she gets out her phone, calls Mike Muir who rushes to her. Muir gets in Ali's face. Ali does his magic- Barbie and Muir disappear, Sasha Panzer appears- naked

Ali: Meh, works for me...

[Giddy]

Ali: Meh, works for me...
Hot: Little does he know she's filled with STDs

[VanHooliganX]

Hot: Little does he know she's filled with STDs

VHX: All the magic condoms in the world can't save you from her finishing manuever. The Swallow.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: Little does he know she's filled with STDs

*Ali makes the STDs Disappear faster than Sweet Jones' credibility.

[B-MCINTYRE]

VHX: All the magic condoms in the world can't save you from her finishing manuever. The Swallow.
Ali: Didn't she use that on you regularly?

[Giddy]

*Ali makes the STDs Disappear faster than Sweet Jones' credibility.
Hot: Nobody has the ability to get rid of ALL those STDs. No one. There's just too many!

Cody: What's uh STD? Silly Toadlicking Doofuses?

Hot: You're a doofus!

*Cody pulls out the beretta and points it at Hot*

Cody: SHUT UP!

*Hot rips the gun out of Cody's hand*

Hot: This is my gun dumbass!

[Destruction]

great read POC nice show
was entertained for a bit
good recognuition for kidd and heskey lol
Heskey:Next time the top five will be mine BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
-kidd punches Heskey-
-Heskey gets his arm up and pins Will I Am 1....2.....3-
-HESKEY WINS 42-0-

You remember you booked CJ to beat Heskey for your promo on Carnage

Heskey misses again

[B-MCINTYRE]

You remember you booked CJ to beat Heskey for your promo on Carnage

Heskey misses again

I do believe heskey is 69-1

[B-MCINTYRE]

This is how we do it!

[wrestlingfan66513]

I do believe heskey is 69-1

Without his perfect brawl record, what does Heskey have left

[eyehatecena]

Without his perfect brawl record, what does Heskey have left

Good question....hmmmmmmmm- lets see...Oh yeah, he has a cool agent- Pau

[Tommy Thunder]

I find it weird that E-WF has been made an "official" e-fed on EWN before EWA has, since you have been around longer, and from what I've seen, the shows are of better quality.
I'm sure there's a valid underlying reason that I'm not aware of as to why that is, but still, strange.

[Destruction]

I find it weird that E-WF has been made an "official" e-fed on EWN before EWA has, since you have been around longer, and from what I've seen, the shows are of better quality.
I'm sure there's a valid underlying reason that I'm not aware of as to why that is, but still, strange.

I agree with you. Maybe Kash made an EWF one and was about to make an EWA one, but had to do something else

As far as I'm concerned, along with everything you said, we are more active, have more members, and argueably we have more readers

But I'm not going to Bitch to Kash about it, and make a big deal. There is a reason why

[Robareid]

I agree with you. Maybe Kash made an EWF one and was about to make an EWA one, but had to do something else

As far as I'm concerned, along with everything you said, we are more active, have more members, and argueably we have more readers

But I'm not going to Bitch to Kash about it, and make a big deal. There is a reason why

It looks like they sent Kash a the exact post they wanted and he just posted and stickied. I'll do the same now

[eyehatecena]

damn this weather- hope no tornado this time

[VanHooliganX]

Hopefully EWA and A-Rev get the sticky soon. Although I think both are as good as official now anyway :)


Just not officially official lol

[VanHooliganX]

Without his perfect brawl record, what does Heskey have left

Just a shadow of his brother Emilie Heskey.

DJ: Even I've never lost a backstage brawl!

VHX: You've never been in 1!

[Destruction]

Just a shadow of his brother Emilie Heskey.

DJ: Even I've never lost a backstage brawl!

VHX: You've never been in 1!

Jim Bellamy rolls up DJ

One

Two

Thr.. No! DJ has rolled through, trapping the arm, and locking in the Crippler Crossface. JB is left no choice but to tap

1-0 it is

[VanHooliganX]

Jim Bellamy rolls up DJ

One

Two

Thr.. No! DJ has rolled through, trapping the arm, and locking in the Crippler Crossface. JB is left no choice but to tap

1-0 it is

DJ: Wow...Did I do that? :S I apologise.

Cass: Shame you couldn't do that against wrestle--ahh! *SCHOOL BOY ROLL-UP 1-2-3!*

DJ is 2-0!

DJ: B-b-but I wasn't trying :S

And so the meme of DJ winning matches he never should've won by flukey decisions started.

DJ vs Heskey vs CJ vs Horus Black vs Bellamy - EWAs wrestlemania! BOOK THIS SHIT!

[Destruction]

DJ: Wow...Did I do that? :S I apologise.

Cass: Shame you couldn't do that against wrestle--ahh! *SCHOOL BOY ROLL-UP 1-2-3!*

DJ is 2-0!

DJ: B-b-but I wasn't trying :S

And so the meme of DJ winning matches he never should've won by flukey decisions started.

DJ vs Heskey vs CJ vs Horus Black vs Bellamy - EWAs wrestlemania! BOOK THIS SHIT!

I will make this happen! Otherwise who would read the show?

I mean, we showed a dream with CJ winning the World Championship, so why not?

[dbenavides777]

IC as Guerrero: Hey ese.... I wanna fight. I never found my valet Roxanna and I am very angry, she wuz da best homes. I em gonna cry becuz i miss her. And when i get angry, I get violent, so sign me up on a match so I can take this anger out.

[Giddy]

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/r-kellys-trapped-in-the-closet-will-return-on-ifc-20120321

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EES!!!!!

[Destruction]

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/r-kellys-trapped-in-the-closet-will-return-on-ifc-20120321

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EES!!!!!

Ahh Fuck....

[pauadrian]

You remember you booked CJ to beat Heskey for your promo on Carnage

Heskey misses again

ah shit heskey missed lol

[Krysys]

Ok, so I am more annoyed with the picture that is in the EWF sticky than I am with them getting sticked, as I think the pic is disrespectful to Broc Sully and Tommy.

[Shining Light]

Ok, so I am more annoyed with the picture that is in the EWF sticky than I am with them getting sticked, as I think the pic is disrespectful to Broc Sully and Tommy.

I don't really get it though... Why is it there?

[Krysys]

I don't really get it though... Why is it there?

No clue honestly, you would have to ask Aloisick or Kash

[Broc]

Ok, so I am more annoyed with the picture that is in the EWF sticky than I am with them getting sticked, as I think the pic is disrespectful to Broc Sully and Tommy.

I don't get it, why would EWF being stickied bother me?

[chunkkynutzzz]

Its All Good with All The Anger and Pics of This and that and wanteing Sticky's and who got it or not ,let's put dat aside and talk about what really matters

IC as Killa: And That's Killa's Push, I Mean Everything would've been runnin smoove, If Only I gett Datt Push, ya hearin or hard of it... Let's keep it real ... Position me at da topp and watch how my Worth trinkles dowwn to da rest of ya...yeaa...Talk about Ratings Killa and it being a Good n Great thang...yea...I be datt...wit Ratings Killa= More of Killa and The better the product and it shootin to da top..Fame and Fortune for EWA+++

Push Killa 2012.

[HolyJose2391]

I don't get it, why would EWF being stickied bother me?

There is apparently a photo in it. I haven't seen it though

[Broc]

There is apparently a photo in it. I haven't seen it though

What the fuck? Just looked at it..... why? What the fuck does that do to help your fed? Is this sick's doing, or Kash's?

[Krysys]

http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n430/spicecomments/animals/00252.jpg
There is apparently a photo in it. I haven't seen it though

[Giddy]

Ok, so I am more annoyed with the picture that is in the EWF sticky than I am with them getting sticked, as I think the pic is disrespectful to Broc Sully and Tommy.
I agree, that's just disrespectful and stupid.

Sully & Broc are 15 and way more mature than him... That's pretty sad

[Broc]

I agree, that's just disrespectful and stupid.

Sully & Broc are 15 and way more mature than him... That's pretty sad

I'm not sure if I'm more mad with sick for doing it, or with Kash for just going along with it.

EDIT: and plus... it wasn't even funny.

[Giddy]

I'm not sure if I'm more mad with sick for doing it, or with Kash for just going along with it.

EDIT: and plus... it wasn't even funny.
Yeah. If you're gonna dis someone at least make it funny.

That was just stupid.

[Broc]

Yeah. If you're gonna dis someone at least make it funny.

That was just stupid.

It didn't even make sense really, there was no humor in that at all.

Not to mention the person who did it wasn't even smart enough to copy the image URL, instead of just pasting the link he found it on google with.

[Torphy]

I'm not sure if I'm more mad with sick for doing it, or with Kash for just going along with it.

EDIT: and plus... it wasn't even funny.

It's just plain immature whichever one of them is at fault for it. And I agree, it's not even a funny picture.

[Giddy]

It didn't even make sense really, there was no humor in that at all.

Not to mention the person who did it wasn't even smart enough to copy the image URL, instead of just pasting the link he found it on google with.
Well now I'm gonna start calling people pandas for insults.

You dirty panda!

[Broc]

It's just plain immature whichever one of them is at fault for it. And I agree, it's not even a funny picture.

I'm blaming Kash for it mostly, because regardless of what aloisick did, that was just immature for him to go through with it.

[Torphy]

Well now I'm gonna start calling people pandas for insults.

You dirty panda!

Shut the hell up you filthy Panda!

[Torphy]

I'm blaming Kash for it mostly, because regardless of what aloisick did, that was just immature for him to go through with it.

Considering Kash is a mod and should really know better I guess, it's a rather silly thing to do.

[Giddy]

Shut the hell up you filthy Panda!
I can NOT BELIEVE you just went there you filthy pandalover!

[Broc]

Considering Kash is a mod and should really know better I guess, it's a rather silly thing to do.

Exactly, that was poor judgement in my eyes. I've already PMd both of them about it though, so hopefully I can get some answers.

EDIT: And on that note, off to do my EWNCW promo

[eyehatecena]

Yeah, i don't get the reason for the pix/link to that site at all. I would hope that a sticky for a efed would contain links to rosters, dicussion threads and shows only- not personal digs at people.

[eyehatecena]

and can someone make this damn rain go away?

[Giddy]

and can someone make this damn rain go away?
Hot: Maybe that Criss Angel ripoff can

[chunkkynutzzz]

Its All Good with All The Anger and Pics of This and that and wanteing Sticky's and who got it or not ,let's put dat aside and talk about what really matters

IC as Killa: And That's Killa's Push, I Mean Everything would've been runnin smoove, If Only I gett Datt Push, ya hearin or hard of it... Let's keep it real ... Position me at da topp and watch how my Worth trinkles dowwn to da rest of ya...yeaa...Talk about Ratings Killa and it being a Good n Great thang...yea...I be datt...wit Ratings Killa= More of Killa and The better the product and it shootin to da top..Fame and Fortune for EWA+++

Push Killa 2012.

Let Me Bump this incase ya ain't see me talkin shit, mudafukN Pandas!!

[VanHooliganX]

Let Me Bump this incase ya ain't see me talkin shit, mudafukN Pandas!!

DJ: I'm twice the Panda you'll ever be!

VHX: When did you grow some balls DJ?

DJ: Tuesday. Although 1 is CJs.

VHX:...THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY!?

[eyehatecena]

yo killa, before you a push, you must kill a few panda's ben stiller style. Actually you have a push, beating on poor brandon and jack, lol. Ok dominating them. And damn this weather, i am trying to watch the damn muppet movie, but the power goes off, on, off, on. At least if it stayed on the generator would kick on. Argggggggh!

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah, i don't get the reason for the pix/link to that site at all. I would hope that a sticky for a efed would contain links to rosters, dicussion threads and shows only- not personal digs at people.

Well it isn't exactly going to give E-WF a good reputation. More the opposite of possibly burning bridges if anything but hopefully it is edited soon and all will be well in Wellville again :)


and can someone make this damn rain go away?

Would you rather have a shit ton of rain for a while or live in a place that rains for 2 weeks after 2 days worth of sun?

I'm the latter lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

It was clearly a bad joke, It was Aloisick, Kash just copied the post.


Anyway this is EWA and my cake needs some IC'ing

Ali: Hey Mr Rain Man, Man, Fuck off Mr Rain Man, man

*The rain stops*

ALi: I wish they would come up with better magic incarnations...

[eyehatecena]

i don't mind rain, i just hate tornado weather, hail storms and such. I also really hate hurricanes- went through katrina and now i really hate high winds ic as muir: you can't see me

[B-MCINTYRE]

i don't mind rain, i just hate tornado weather, hail storms and such. I also really hate hurricanes- went through katrina and now i really hate high winds ic as muir: you can't see me

Dingo: Fuck off Cena :p

[chunkkynutzzz]

yo killa, before you a push, you must kill a few panda's ben stiller style. Actually you have a push, beating on poor brandon and jack, lol. Ok dominating them. And damn this weather, i am trying to watch the damn muppet movie, but the power goes off, on, off, on. At least if it stayed on the generator would kick on. Argggggggh!


Ooc: And Enjoy Every second of it ! Lol..Brandy Mediesoon and Jackie Phenis

IC as Killa: Wen Killa Said Push I Mean yea I'm pushin weight on da streets, I'm Pushin Work across the city and state ,fuck datt I got da u.s. / u.k. /canada/mexico/africa All On Lock ..shoutouts to da asian boyz , I'm comin soon ova thea...back to da subsub... like I was sayin its bout havin it on lock witt da team at shotty holdem aim fire position ...juz look at da squad 30 deep (u see dj and cody mcD in the frame as well )..

I Got shine on da wrist ,I got shine on da neck, I shine ..But Signify Champion..ain't dat yet..YeT...All I'm missin is jewlery Right Hea...

**dj points to killa's crotch**

Nah lil Nig Right Heaa *does belt signal*

And wen I gun for ....Trust slores...I Get Wat I want ...Come See Killa...
Cuz DEATH WILL B KNOCKIN ON YO DOOR.
CHAMPIONS!

[VanHooliganX]

Ooc: And Enjoy Every second of it ! Lol..Brandy Mediesoon and Jackie Phenis

IC as Killa: Wen Killa Said Push I Mean yea I'm pushin weight on da streets, I'm Pushin Work across the city and state ,fuck datt I got da u.s. / u.k. /canada/mexico/africa All On Lock ..shoutouts to da asian boyz , I'm comin soon ova thea...back to da subsub... like I was sayin its bout havin it on lock witt da team at shotty holdem aim fire position ...juz look at da squad 30 deep (u see dj and cody mcD in the frame as well )..

I Got shine on da wrist ,I got shine on da neck, I shine ..But Signify Champion..ain't dat yet..YeT...All I'm missin is jewlery Right Hea...

**dj points to killa's crotch**

Nah lil Nig Right Heaa *does belt signal*

And wen I gun for ....Trust slores...I Get Wat I want ...Come See Killa...
Cuz DEATH WILL B KNOCKIN ON YO DOOR.
CHAMPIONS!

DJ: Okay. You might be around my Panda levels. We'll see 1 day.

Cass: Y'know 1 day soon Killer. Someone such as myself will shut your yap. If you're a champ by then, I'll happily take that title somewhere more deserving!

[eyehatecena]

Ya, a break in the weather- 6 inches of rain so far and more to come.

Anyways, let me go type of a promo I wrote up old school- I wrote it with pen a paper, lol

[SouthernBlood]

One day Killa and Amadeus Frewin might have to talk some business :D

[VanHooliganX]

WORLD EWA NEWS!

Faith: "That DJ" is trending worldwide on Twitter! Clearly this is because of EWA's DJ having words with Killa about Pandas. DJ is with us right now. Can we have a few words please.

DJ: Mm-Hmm. Aardvark, Purple, Celebration and plating.

Faith: Um...Sorry?

DJ: I gave you a few words.

Faith: I meant on being the first EFedding character to get a worldwide trend!

DJ: Oh. Feels cool I guess...

Faith: ...

DJ: ...

Faith: ...

DJ: ...*sniffs*...

Faith: ...Um...Okay then. There you have it. DJ ladies and gents...

DJ: Can I go back to hosting POC now. I've missed the 2 god damn episodes!

Faith: This is Faith for EWA news.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Faith: Here's Ali Kazam with tomorrows winning lottery number:

Ali Kazam: Thank you Faith, tomorrows winning numbers will be 23, 25, 33, 19 and 24.

*24 hours pass and the live lottery takes place...*

Faith: The first number is 23.... next is 25. .. next is *The ball she picks has 13 written on it, but it changes into a 33* 33 ... 19 ... 24.. Fuck you ALi

Ali Kazam: Anytime babe....

Faith: Right now!

[eyehatecena]

Faith: Here's Ali Kazam with tomorrows winning lottery number:

Ali Kazam: Thank you Faith, tomorrows winning numbers will be 23, 25, 33, 19 and 24.

*24 hours pass and the live lottery takes place...*

Faith: The first number is 23.... next is 25. .. next is *The ball she picks has 13 written on it, but it changes into a 33* 33 ... 19 ... 24.. Fuck you ALi

Ali Kazam: Anytime babe....

Faith: Right now!

*Sasha Panzer knocks Faith out and jumps on Ali

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Sasha Panzer knocks Faith out and jumps on Ali

ALi: Not complaining...

[eyehatecena]

ALi: Not complaining...

*Barbie Panzer and Mike Muir walk in on Ali and Sasha

Barbie: My god Ali, you know she has been with half the roster. Lets get out of here Mike.

*Barbie and Muir leave then Johnny Hot walks in- Sasha jumps on Hot now. Hanz Gruber then walks in- takes out a can a Lysol, spray Sasha with it, picks her up and throws her over his shoulder. He sees Faith knocked out too, and throws her over his other shoulder

Hanz: I'll give Sasha back in an hour and Faith in 3 hours

*Ali and Hot just look at each other, not happy.

*Iva walks in : HI Guys

Ali makes Hot disappear with a stroke of his hand- then Ali starts making out with Iva

*6 hours later, Hanz drops off Sasha, Faith and Ashley*

Hanz: Here you go Ali, and extra one I picked up. There are all, um slightly used

[Kashdinero]

Just read a few of your comments.

Lol, really?!?!?

All I did was C&P what Aloisick sent me...

But, the way I see it, you all need to lighten the fuck up.

I mean, come on, people..

What makes me laugh is that had it been just a picture aimed at Mathews on his own you would have all thought nothing of it.

If people are moaning because I made EWF a sticky, then do what Aloisick did and send me a PM of the links you want to be in it, and I'll make it happen.

But, if I read anymore comments attacking my maturity then we will have a problem. If anything, it shows the maturity of the pan- oops, I mean, persons in question that they got so freaking upset over a silly little picture that was posted without malice or intent to legitimately upset anyone... Especially when I know that three of those guys have gone out of their way to cause the fourth guys character to look stupid.

There's also the completely overlooked fact that the guys in the pic were named Tommy, Sully, Broc, and MATHEWS. Yes, THEKEVINBRANDS character. So therefore the other three pandas must have meant to be the three other guys characters, and NOT the actual users. So, yeah, have a little thought behind the words that you type instead of just posting whatever the hell comes to mind.

Also...

When a man works 12-14hrs a day he has far better things to do in his life than worry about if he's going to upset someone because he made an EFed a sticky before another EFed that was more "deserving".

Thanks for reading.

[Sully]

My character is named Dave Sullivan, not Sully. There were also no indications that the picture was an in character type of situation. Also, didn't you say that the picture was an accident, just from not paying attention to what you were copying?

I'm sorry, but I am offended. You compared me and a couple other people here to zoo animals, and then tried to play it off as a joke. It's obvious you are still holding a grudge from my decision to part ways with JBW, when I am not.

You removed it, thanks...but don't try and play it off as a joke, or that there was nothing wrong with it. If I posted some picture of two pigs and titled it "Kashdinero and R(ob)" I would be punished for it, without a doubt.

[VanHooliganX]

Um...I'm not getting involved in any way in this guys but I'm just saying would it be possible to take this discuss into a PM if you wish to continue this convo? :)

I'd like the smellyness of this whole situation out of the EWA thread really, if possible lads.

[VanHooliganX]

Aww yeah! Motherfucking stickied!

Been an interesting ride so far for this EFed, but we're on the move.

Hopefully now we can focus on getting shows out a little quicker now and hopefully pump out good quality shows as well :)

[aloisick]

congratulations

[pauadrian]

high fives everybody

[chunkkynutzzz]

DJ: Okay. You might be around my Panda levels. We'll see 1 day.

Cass: Y'know 1 day soon Killer. Someone such as myself will shut your yap. If you're a champ by then, I'll happily take that title somewhere more deserving!

Killa: Dj....Just shut it.

@cass - Champ by Then?, I Will As I should be Champ By NoW.
Shuttin my mouf ,u cantry , I hope so or die tryin...just remember tryin means u ain't doin it!

[chunkkynutzzz]

One day Killa and Amadeus Frewin might have to talk some business :D

Killa: You Can always sit wit da G'z at da table*pulls out chair*..that's your seat right thea...anytime u ready , Big Bizness always welcomed..Big Bank Take lil Bank.

[dbenavides777]

IC as Adrian Guerrero: Oye homies... i got a sticky too... Its a piece of gum that's stuck to my shoo... ju all need to trow jur gum in the trash eses.. dat pisses me off cabrones.... orale...

[aloisick]

IC as Adrian Guerrero: Oye homies... i got a sticky too... Its a piece of gum that's stuck to my shoo... ju all need to trow jur gum in the trash eses.. dat pisses me off cabrones.... orale...

funny shit jose

[dbenavides777]

funny shit jose

IC as Guerrero: Jose? How do ju know my dad ese?

[wrestlingfan66513]

I saw this and could not help but think of Ali Kazam. Watch til the end it's hysterical when you see his finisher.


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7enqq_phantasio-wwf-debut_sport#from=embed

[Destruction]

WE HAVE A STICKY :D

Yay

[eyehatecena]

We have a sticky :d

Thats what she said.




um, I made some cinnamon rolls earlier and they were sticky- but yummy. I might eat one for lunch

[HolyJose2391]

funny shit jose
I heard my name. Greatness is here!

[wrestlingfan66513]

I heard my name. Greatness is here!

IC as Mayhem: Thank you for announcing my arrival to everyone lol. As one of the fastest rising talents in this company, I will carry myself with honor to prove to everyone that I am world champion material.

[dbenavides777]

IC as Mayhem: Thank you for announcing my arrival to everyone lol. As one of the fastest rising talents in this company, I will carry myself with honor to prove to everyone that I am world champion material.

IC as Guerrero: Not ju, pinche pendejo... Orale, Jose is surely talking about me, Jesus "El Chulo" Guerrero. Da best in dis bisness... Nothing personal Mayhem, pero I em worl chempion material ese... EWA jus needs to gib me a chence to prove myself and i will... Jes, ju are right, greatness is here... Again, nutin personal, I em just bedder den ju!

[Kryptonite]

We will see as soon as i debut, you guys are going to suck my butthole for mercy

[Shining Light]

CJ can't talk as he's too busy enjoying the sticky :)

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Guerrero: Not ju, pinche pendejo... Orale, Jose is surely talking about me, Jesus "El Chulo" Guerrero. Da best in dis bisness... Nothing personal Mayhem, pero I em worl chempion material ese... EWA jus needs to gib me a chence to prove myself and i will... Jes, ju are right, greatness is here... Again, nutin personal, I em just bedder den ju!

IC as Mayhem: There is no way I am going to lose to someone who can't even speak english right. Your uncle may be great but greatness comes from hard work and training, not family. At the end of the day I will show you what real skill is if you get in the ring with me.

[Destruction]

CJ can't talk as he's too busy enjoying the sticky :)

Did CJ Break into the batcave? Because my laptop was all sticky, and when I opened it, it was downloading some "nrop dlihc".

I think it's code for somehing

[wrestlingfan66513]

Did CJ Break into the batcave? Because my laptop was all sticky, and when I opened it, it was downloading some "nrop dlihc".

I think it's code for somehing

I see what you did there:cool:
I think this pandemic started in the Robstar thread russo swerve made. !ti ecarbme ot evah I sseug I tuB

[Destruction]

I see what you did there:cool:
I think this pandemic started in the Robstar thread russo swerve made. !ti ecarbme ot evah I sseug I tuB

hctib ,od uoy haey ;)

[wrestlingfan66513]

hctib ,od uoy haey ;)

!siht ta kool yeht nehw desufnoc eb ot gniog era elpoeP

[dbenavides777]

!siht ta kool yeht nehw desufnoc eb ot gniog era elpoeP

gnisufnoc si taht

[Giddy]

!agdlksa sdalkdes dededghfs fasgt!

[B-MCINTYRE]

!agdlksa sdalkdes dededghfs fasgt!

you do realise they where writing backwards right?

?thgir sdrawkcab gnitirw erehw yeht esilaer od uoY

[Giddy]

you do realise they where writing backwards right?

?thgir sdrawkcab gnitirw erehw yeht esilaer od uoY
nillort m'I !kcuf bmud uoy ylsuoivbO

[B-MCINTYRE]

nillort m'I !kcuf bmud uoy ylsuoivbO

oaky, hvae you dnoe yuor prat of taht tinhg?

[Giddy]

She SWALLOWED ​her pride and asked them for a contract. ;D
Hot: Just like Barbie!!

Jones: SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL PERSON!!!

Cody: Dawg, she a hoe!

Jones: SHUT UP!!!

Hot: Fucking idiots

[VanHooliganX]

I saw this and could not help but think of Ali Kazam. Watch til the end it's hysterical when you see his finisher.


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7enqq_phantasio-wwf-debut_sport#from=embed

CANNOT UNSEE! @_@ lol

Also please don't write backwards lads :( I struggle to read it.

I don't mind you doing these though: lol, abba and zzz. :P

[VanHooliganX]

Okay so.

Couple of questions (That I reckon I'm pointing to EHC since I doubt the english lads are on lol Sorry EHC lol)


1 - Reckon EWA will get Fury and Pain! out this weekend?
2 - Whatever happened to this IC title?
3 - What is your fav colour?
4 - Although I admit I'm a bit of an impatient goose when it goes to this sort of thing with promos possibly being late and such. Do you reckon you guys can pump out Fury, Pain and Carnage out quicker?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Okay so.

Couple of questions (That I reckon I'm pointing to EHC since I doubt the english lads are on lol Sorry EHC lol)


1 - Reckon EWA will get Fury and Pain! out this weekend?
2 - Whatever happened to this IC title?
3 - What is your fav colour?
4 - Although I admit I'm a bit of an impatient goose when it goes to this sort of thing with promos possibly being late and such. Do you reckon you guys can pump out Fury, Pain and Carnage out quicker?

I reckon, you say reckon way to much Van! What does everyone else reckon?

[B-MCINTYRE]

But what did ever happen to that title?

Dingo I stole it!

[pauadrian]

Okay so.

Couple of questions (That I reckon I'm pointing to EHC since I doubt the english lads are on lol Sorry EHC lol)


1 - Reckon EWA will get Fury and Pain! out this weekend?
2 - Whatever happened to this IC title?
3 - What is your fav colour?
4 - Although I admit I'm a bit of an impatient goose when it goes to this sort of thing with promos possibly being late and such. Do you reckon you guys can pump out Fury, Pain and Carnage out quicker?

Heskey: I won it in a backstage brawl remember?

[pauadrian]

CANNOT UNSEE! @_@ lol

Also please don't write backwards lads :( I struggle to read it.

I don't mind you doing these though: lol, abba and zzz. :P

I as well lol
nothing makes sense here

[HolyJose2391]

Fuck I just remembered I owe Roba a promo. I'm on it

[VanHooliganX]

Fuck I just remembered I owe Roba a promo. I'm on it

God damn yoooou!

[HolyJose2391]

God damn yoooou!
I'm working on it I'm working on it

[VanHooliganX]

I'm working on it I'm working on it

Assuming it is complete by now though lol

[eyehatecena]

Okay so.

Couple of questions (That I reckon I'm pointing to EHC since I doubt the english lads are on lol Sorry EHC lol)


1 - Reckon EWA will get Fury and Pain! out this weekend?
2 - Whatever happened to this IC title?
3 - What is your fav colour?
4 - Although I admit I'm a bit of an impatient goose when it goes to this sort of thing with promos possibly being late and such. Do you reckon you guys can pump out Fury, Pain and Carnage out quicker?

1. I would hope- once they finish Fury- Rob just needs to get me his PAIN! stuff

2. I know it was discussed, and probally is a go- but it would be after the PPV I would think

3 I like black and red

4. I would hope, lol.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Whats up everyone, slow night tonight and I just released the latest Blog Wars (link in my sig). I just hate it is getting buried already.

[VanHooliganX]

1. I would hope- once they finish Fury- Rob just needs to get me his PAIN! stuff

2. I know it was discussed, and probally is a go- but it would be after the PPV I would think

3 I like black and red

4. I would hope, lol.

I see. Well hopefully they happen :)


Whats up everyone, slow night tonight and I just released the latest Blog Wars (link in my sig). I just hate it is getting buried already.

Nice lists. I see Dr Death is back in them. Lordy lord he'll be hard to beat :S

[eyehatecena]

Whats up everyone, slow night tonight and I just released the latest Blog Wars (link in my sig). I just hate it is getting buried already.
Will go and read it now. BTW, I hope this bad weather we had the last two days misses you guys in Alabama

[wrestlingfan66513]

I see. Well hopefully they happen :)



Nice lists. I see Dr Death is back in them. Lordy lord he'll be hard to beat :S

I stalled a little on rematches to give others a chance. He should have had his 2 or 3 episodes ago.

IC as Mayhem: When it's time for the fatal four way, I guarantee you that it will be the match of the night. With 4 of EWA's top stars, anything can happen.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Will go and read it now. BTW, I hope this bad weather we had the last two days misses you guys in Alabama

Thanks, we just got some rain early with minor thunder. Hopefully no more tornades

[VanHooliganX]

I stalled a little on rematches to give others a chance. He should have had his 2 or 3 episodes ago.

IC as Mayhem: When it's time for the fatal four way, I guarantee you that it will be the match of the night. With 4 of EWA's top stars, anything can happen.

Cass: Well 3. Carlos needs to change his attitude

[eyehatecena]

Thanks, we just got some rain early with minor thunder. Hopefully no more tornades

Yeah we had a tornado come through the last bad storm system- about two weeks ago. This one- there were some tornados in La and here in MS- but not near us- just a crapload of rain- mostly heavy. But I know Alabama has been hit pretty hard with pretty much every storm system.

But yeah, I hope no more tornados for you

[Giddy]

Cass: Well 3. Carlos needs to change his attitude
Little Fifa before I have to go to bed?

WARNING: I have to go to bed soon

[pauadrian]

I am eating tacos
I know what you guy are thinking racist bastards pftt

[VanHooliganX]

I am eating tacos
I know what you guy are thinking racist bastards pftt

I'm thinking that has got nothing to do with EWA and spam won't help you :P

[pauadrian]

I'm thinking that has got nothing to do with EWA and spam won't help you :P
this isn´t spam this is tacos we are talking about

[B-MCINTYRE]

EWA 's spam filter has failed... Why you brake filter Pau?


Dingo: blokes, I'm number one and I will fuck up anyone who says otherwise ..

[Kryptonite]

* Thinks of making a racist joke *

[B-MCINTYRE]

* Thinks of making a racist joke *
Typical Dutch mentality!

[Kryptonite]

Typical Dutch mentality!
http://narwhaler.com/img/eq/j/you-said-youd-always-love-me-eqJaiz.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

this isn´t spam this is tacos we are talking about

In a EWA EFed thread.

[Kryptonite]

In a EWA EFed thread.
Oorah! VanHooligan just hit the reality check like a boss!

[VanHooliganX]

Oorah! VanHooligan just hit the reality check like a boss!

lol thanks :)

I like to kill spam in this thread and keep it EWA related at least. Makes us look better :cool:

[wrestlingfan66513]

Cass: Well 3. Carlos needs to change his attitude

Mayhem: I will take care of Ramon in the fatal four way. I know he is Bellamy's favorite, but Bellamy's stipulation on the loser getting the boot will backfire. I will make it my goal, no my job to make sure Ramon does not participate in the championship tournament in order to keep honor in it.

[Destruction]

Van, in regards to your earlier question

1. Whenever Rob finished his stuff

2. Rob has a plan for it, but I dunno when he will tell others

3. #RedUntilDead Although I am a fan of Green

And EHC, Black is not a color, it is a shade!

4. I can probably get Carnage out a little quicker, but Rob's got schoolwork and other stuff that makes it harder for him

[Robareid]

Van, in regards to your earlier question

1. Whenever Rob finished his stuff

2. Rob has a plan for it, but I dunno when he will tell others

3. #RedUntilDead Although I am a fan of Green

And EHC, Black is not a color, it is a shade!

4. I can probably get Carnage out a little quicker, but Rob's got schoolwork and other stuff that makes it harder for him

What question was this?

[B-MCINTYRE]

What question was this?
Van was asking about when the shows would be done

[VanHooliganX]

Okay so.

Couple of questions (That I reckon I'm pointing to EHC since I doubt the english lads are on lol Sorry EHC lol)


1 - Reckon EWA will get Fury and Pain! out this weekend?
2 - Whatever happened to this IC title?
3 - What is your fav colour?
4 - Although I admit I'm a bit of an impatient goose when it goes to this sort of thing with promos possibly being late and such. Do you reckon you guys can pump out Fury, Pain and Carnage out quicker?

Bumping for Rob.

[aloisick]

Bumping for Rob.

question for you

how can i not make the weekly 15 at all yet end u0 12th on all time ewa posters

[Torphy]

question for you

how can i not make the weekly 15 at all yet end u0 12th on all time ewa posters

Not to rain on anyones parades but these are just for shits n giggles, shouldn't be taking it so seriously :P

[B-MCINTYRE]

DINGO: I'm number 1 mate! And that aint changing anytime soon!!

Ali Kazam: I disagree Mr, Man, man. I think you might find that I magically leapfrog you on that one!

Will I Am: FUCK YOU AND YOUR RATINGS!! I GO FROM 3rd to not even on the list in a week!!!!

[aloisick]

Not to rain on anyones parades but these are just for shits n giggles, shouldn't be taking it so seriously :P

i dont in the slightest just find it interesting stat and van loves stats as do i

[VanHooliganX]

question for you

how can i not make the weekly 15 at all yet end u0 12th on all time ewa posters

It isn't done by overall posts. It's done by the time period of whenever I posted the last POC interview and when I post the next 1. So about 7-10 days between.

Hence why Rob Rage nevers makes it. Robareid posts quite a bit, but always in the 15th-20th region. Meaning he misses out. EWA discussions just count towards who is your main character.

You've not been the most active here since you have your own fed. So that's why you're not making the list. Although you've been posting a little more recently so you might make it this week.

But as Torphy said, it's for Shiggles and it's just an indicator of who is the most active in EWA.

[VanHooliganX]

Will I Am: FUCK YOU AND YOUR RATINGS!! I GO FROM 3rd to not even on the list in a week!!!!

Van: That's cause you disappeared all last week!

Cass: I hope I remake the list. I've been doing a Will He Is for the past 2 weeks :(

Van: That's cause you're face and being good is boring!

DJ: But I'm a good guy and he likes using me

Van: That's cause you're an idiot who turned into peoples punching bag for a while.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Van: That's cause you disappeared all last week!

Cass: I hope I remake the list. I've been doing a Will He Is for the past 2 weeks :(

Van: That's cause you're face and being good is boring!

DJ: But I'm a good guy and he likes using me

Van: That's cause you're an idiot who turned into peoples punching bag for a while.

Will I Am: As long As my main man Johnny Hot is in the top five! EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW I PICKED UP DJ'S SLACK AND HOSTED HIS DAMN SHOW FOR HIM!!!!!!!!

Dingo: And then you got fucked up mate

Will I Am: SHut your fucking mouth.

Ali Kazam: You're both gay

Will I Am: I'm your boss in HWA dickhead!

Ali Kazam: This is EWA Mr Man, Man Mr Man!

Will I Am: It's Mr Am!!

Ali Kazam: Okay Mr Man, Man, Mr Man

DIngo: You're both cracked blokes!

Will I Am: You can talk.

Dingo: Well I cracked your skull on POC mate!

Will I Am: Shut up Kangaroo Jack..

Dingo: It's Dingo Mac you moron!

Ali Kazam: CAUSE IT'S MAGIC IF THE FEELING IS RIGHT!

Dingo: WHAT?

ALi Kazam: I'll tell you all a story about that love and sex and magic..... It basically involved me and Sasha and some booze...

[dbenavides777]

But what did ever happen to that title?

Dingo I stole it!

IC as Guerrero: Don't luk at me ese... I didnt steal nuthing. Ju better stop thinking it was me. I ordered a replica belt online.

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Guerrero: Don't luk at me ese... I didnt steal nuthing. Ju better stop thinking it was me. I ordered a replica belt online.

Dingo in a mocking mexican accent: hey homes ju better learn ju speak english ese, Me no ablo de spanish... Mate, I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth down your throat if you don't give me my title back right here, right now. Get it? Got it? Good mate!

Ali: why are you such an asshole?

Dingo: get fucked mate!

Ali: I did, by your sister, an hour ago.

Will I Am: I fucking hate all of you!

Dingo: don't care, no-one likes you either!

[dbenavides777]

Dingo in a mocking mexican accent: hey homes ju better learn ju speak english ese, Me no ablo de spanish... Mate, I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth down your throat if you don't give me my title back right here, right now. Get it? Got it? Good mate!

Ali: why are you such an asshole?

Dingo: get fucked mate!

Ali: I did, by your sister, an hour ago.

Will I Am: I fucking hate all of you!

Dingo: don't care, no-one likes you either!

IC as Guerrero: Orale.... You had her seester too? Shes a fluzy den... and I'm not gibing ju my belt, I bought it cabron. Quien chingado te crees? Ju dumb ese. And ju want a fight Dingo, yo te chingoteo... dat means I beat ju up, why.... because i'm bedder den ju.

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Mayhem: If anybody deserves a belt it's me. For my POC, I literally went out and found a legendary commentator to do my show and this is the first time it has happened.

[eyehatecena]

IC as Guerrero: Orale.... You had her seester too? Shes a fluzy den... and I'm not gibing ju my belt, I bought it cabron. Quien chingado te crees? Ju dumb ese. And ju want a fight Dingo, yo te chingoteo... dat means I beat ju up, why.... because i'm bedder den ju.

IC as Taco Torres: Me speak English gooder than you amigo

IC as Paco Torres: Si! Mucho Gooder

[Kryptonite]

IC as Mayhem: If anybody deserves a belt it's me. For my POC, I literally went out and found a legendary commentator to do my show and this is the first time it has happened.
* Every superstar including Kryptonite are looking irritated by Mayhem and look at him mad*
Kryptonite: Damn, and i was thinking all the time Christian was annoying.. But this guy is way more irritating, should i put thunder on his ass or what people?

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: *at the gun range* tells the gun range manager to change the target *gunshots* ..The Manager became the target.

[eyehatecena]

* Every superstar including Kryptonite are looking irritated by Mayhem and look at him mad*
Kryptonite: Damn, and i was thinking all the time Christian was annoying.. But this guy is way more irritating, should i put thunder on his ass or what people?

IC as Taco: Si!

IC as Barbie: Jawohl

IC as Mike Muir: Yes

[dbenavides777]

IC as Mayhem: If anybody deserves a belt it's me. For my POC, I literally went out and found a legendary commentator to do my show and this is the first time it has happened.

IC as Guerrero: Ju not taking my belt ese!!!

[Kryptonite]

IC as Taco: Si!

IC as Barbie: Jawohl

IC as Mike Muir: Yes
Well than first i have to DEBUT huh?!

[eyehatecena]

Well than first i have to DEBUT huh?!

Well yes, it would be much easier that way, lol.

After the PPV- on Carnage- but you will have that vignette on this PAIN! I wanted you to have some exposure

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: To Kill Or Be Killed" That is The Question, I Am The Answer.

[dbenavides777]

IC as Killa: To Kill Or Be Killed" That is The Question, I Am The Answer.

IC as Steele: For you to be killed can be arranged maggot, and that is the answer... Semper Fi!!!

[wrestlingfan66513]

* Every superstar including Kryptonite are looking irritated by Mayhem and look at him mad*
Kryptonite: Damn, and i was thinking all the time Christian was annoying.. But this guy is way more irritating, should i put thunder on his ass or what people?

IC as Mayhem: If you want to attempt it then go ahead, the reason you are irritated by me is because you have yet to debut and I have only been here for a few shows and am already dominating Carnage. But know this, you cross my path then you will experience Mayhem.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Steele: For you to be killed can be arranged maggot, and that is the answer... Semper Fi!!!

IC as Killa: If Datt so tru Den u shouldn't hesitate to Take A Match Of My Thinkin...How bout it.. a GangLand Weapons Match (lumberjack with weapons match)

How Bout it..semper shit!!!!

[Giddy]

Hot: For the past few days I haven't been here as much as normal... But just wait. ;)

Cody: Roger that pardner!

Jones: I STILL HAVE MY GUNSHOT WOUND!!! :'(

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hot: For the past few days I haven't been here as much as normal... But just wait. ;)

Cody: Roger that pardner!

Jones: I STILL HAVE MY GUNSHOT WOUND!!! :'(

IC as Mayhem: I was wondering why there weren't any little boys in closets. :cool:

[pauadrian]

IC as Mayhem: I was wondering why there weren't any little boys in closets. :cool:
Kidd: Maybe because you haven´t gone to school to molest children recently

[Giddy]

IC as Mayhem: I was wondering why there weren't any little boys in closets. :cool:
Hot: It's because you were so busy touching yourself to Brodus Clay's jiggling that you didn't notice all the little boys ran out of your closet. Then you were so mad you smashed a vase and used it to pleasure yourself, while thinking of little boys watching Thomas the Tank Engine.

Fucking perve.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hot: It's because you were so busy touching yourself to Brodus Clay's jiggling that you didn't notice all the little boys ran out of your closet. Then you were so mad you smashed a vase and used it to pleasure yourself, while thinking of little boys watching Thomas the Tank Engine.

Fucking perve.

IC as Mayhem: Whatever Hot, if you think I am going to be intimidated by you just because you get a bunch of sheep to follow your every move then you are dead wrong. After I win the Fatal four way at the PPV, I will get a pass in the first round of the championship tournament and will go on to become Carnage's world champion.

[pauadrian]

IC as Mayhem: Whatever Hot, if you think I am going to be intimidated by you just because you get a bunch of sheep to follow your every move then you are dead wrong. After I win the Fatal four way at the PPV, I will get a pass in the first round of the championship tournament and will go on to become Carnage's world champion.
Kidd: The sheep you called can whip your ass anytime
in fact
-shows off world title-

[Giddy]

IC as Mayhem: Whatever Hot, if you think I am going to be intimidated by you just because you get a bunch of sheep to follow your every move then you are dead wrong. After I win the Fatal four way at the PPV, I will get a pass in the first round of the championship tournament and will go on to become Carnage's world champion.
Hot: I have sheep following me? Really? REALLY? You're the one who's cheered only because one idiot in the crowd who's a 400 pound slob is jumping up and down while chewing a hot dog, cheering, then peer pressure hit's everyone else, and it starts a vicious cycle. I mean why else would they cheer? You're an insomniac's dream on the mic and in the ring. Me on the other hand gets booed for the same reason- peer pressure. I put on great shows in the ring and on the mic every damn time I'm out here, and the only people I get recognition from are those that matter- great wrestlers. Wrestlers like Carlos Alberto Ramon, Van, The EWA CHAMPION Alex Kidd!

So I couldn't give two shits what you think. Because all that matters is that I know that one day I'll be not only the champion, but the face of EWA.

[pauadrian]

Hot: I have sheep following me? Really? REALLY? You're the one who's cheered only because one idiot in the crowd who's a 400 pound slob is jumping up and down while chewing a hot dog, cheering, then peer pressure hit's everyone else, and it starts a vicious cycle. I mean why else would they cheer? You're an insomniac's dream on the mic and in the ring. Me on the other hand gets booed for the same reason- peer pressure. I put on great shows in the ring and on the mic every damn time I'm out here, and the only people I get recognition from are those that matter- great wrestlers. Wrestlers like Carlos Alberto Ramon, Van, The EWA CHAMPION Alex Kidd!

So I couldn't give two shits what you think. Because all that matters is that I know that one day I'll be not only the champion, but the face of EWA.

Kidd: If I would book the shows you would be having the best match in the world with me

[Giddy]

Kidd: If I would book the shows you would be having the best match in the world with me
Hot: Damn Straight! We are part of the small group of wrestlers with actual talent in EWA! The groups slowly thinning out though... Only a few remain.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hot: I have sheep following me? Really? REALLY? You're the one who's cheered only because one idiot in the crowd who's a 400 pound slob is jumping up and down while chewing a hot dog, cheering, then peer pressure hit's everyone else, and it starts a vicious cycle. I mean why else would they cheer? You're an insomniac's dream on the mic and in the ring. Me on the other hand gets booed for the same reason- peer pressure. I put on great shows in the ring and on the mic every damn time I'm out here, and the only people I get recognition from are those that matter- great wrestlers. Wrestlers like Carlos Alberto Ramon, Van, The EWA CHAMPION Alex Kidd!

So I couldn't give two shits what you think. Because all that matters is that I know that one day I'll be not only the champion, but the face of EWA.

IC as Mayhem: People cheer for me because I set everything I touch on fire. When they see my unique blend of high flying suicide dives and martial arts kicks, everyone in the crowd jumps up at once and cheers. When you go out you only worry about winning at all costs and cheat these fans out of a show by being safe or using dirty tactics, that is why they boo you.

One other thing, I could care less what the fans or anyone backstage thinks of me. The fans cheer because they love my style, if they didn't then I wouldn't care because it is how I display my art to the masses. I am already on Bellamy's bad side so that's enough proof I don't use backstage relations to get ahead.

[aloisick]

IC as Mayhem: People cheer for me because I set everything I touch on fire. When they see my unique blend of high flying suicide dives and martial arts kicks, everyone in the crowd jumps up at once and cheers. When you go out you only worry about winning at all costs and cheat these fans out of a show by being safe or using dirty tactics, that is why they boo you.

One other thing, I could care less what the fans or anyone backstage thinks of me. The fans cheer because they love my style, if they didn't then I wouldn't care because it is how I display my art to the masses. I am already on Bellamy's bad side so that's enough proof I don't use backstage relations to get ahead.

G-Scorp: This is the most petty argument i ever heard, to post this on a thread is obsurd
Im a rappin phenom and i log on to this post, this booing and cheering crap is weird at most
G-Scorp in the ring, The Future T.V. Champ, ima tie your lips shut with a clamp
Cant take what im spittin... half the roster couldnt, thinking about retaliating i wouldnt
This is The G-Thread IC hour is open, by the end this shit should get better im hopin
from the best to the rest get to the back of the line, your all washed up, im in my prime

[Destruction]

Hot: I have sheep following me? Really? REALLY? You're the one who's cheered only because one idiot in the crowd who's a 400 pound slob is jumping up and down while chewing a hot dog, cheering, then peer pressure hit's everyone else, and it starts a vicious cycle. I mean why else would they cheer? You're an insomniac's dream on the mic and in the ring. Me on the other hand gets booed for the same reason- peer pressure. I put on great shows in the ring and on the mic every damn time I'm out here, and the only people I get recognition from are those that matter- great wrestlers. Wrestlers like Carlos Alberto Ramon, Van, The EWA CHAMPION Alex Kidd, Gaileo, Luke and Rob Turne, Silva, Extraterrestrial, Alpha Romao, Destruction

So I couldn't give two shits what you think. Because all that matters is that I know that one day I'll be not only the champion, but the face of EWA.

Fixed for ya

[Robareid]

Right, this seems to be a fairly frequent occurrence but I'm sorry about the lateness of the shows. Shining Light has been going through some computer troubles, some of the promos have been really late and I've been uber busy with exams and controlled assessments. We'll get the shows out ASAP, but it could still be a while. EWA isn't the place for you if you want regular and frequent shows. If you want that then I'd recommend HWA. They get three shows out a week, each and every week. That's their strength. I'd go out on a limb and say our shows are a little better than theirs, but that's only because we take like twice the amount of time to get them out, so have much more time to add detail.

If anybody is really getting annoyed by the lateness of the shows, you're in a wonderful position. EWN has eight great eFeds, EWA is just one of many. If you want more EFedding, just join another. As the JBW affiliate I have to recommend them, but I'm sure they're all great.

From personal experience I can recommend HWA and JBW. They're my two other Feds, and they're both great fun places.

If you're looking for regular shows, I'd advise EWNCW and/or HWA

If you're looking for more detailed but less frequent (like us) shows I'd say JBW

If you're looking to make a big impact I'd say Alpha Rev or EWF because they are both fairly new and you will be a big fish in a growing pond. Especially E-WF, who I think are having roster problems

And if you're looking for something different then you could always they the WWE Fantasy Fed

So there's plenty of options for you guys, make the most of them

[aloisick]

Right, this seems to be a fairly frequent occurrence but I'm sorry about the lateness of the shows. Shining Light has been going through some computer troubles, some of the promos have been really late and I've been uber busy with exams and controlled assessments. We'll get the shows out ASAP, but it could still be a while. EWA isn't the place for you if you want regular and frequent shows. If you want that then I'd recommend HWA. They get three shows out a week, each and every week. That's their strength. I'd go out on a limb and say our shows are a little better than theirs, but that's only because we take like twice the amount of time to get them out, so have much more time to add detail.

If anybody is really getting annoyed by the lateness of the shows, you're in a wonderful position. EWN has eight great eFeds, EWA is just one of many. If you want more EFedding, just join another. As the JBW affiliate I have to recommend them, but I'm sure they're all great.

From personal experience I can recommend HWA and JBW. They're my two other Feds, and they're both great fun places.

If you're looking for regular shows, I'd advise EWNCW and/or HWA

If you're looking for more detailed but less frequent (like us) shows I'd say JBW

If you're looking to make a big impact I'd say Alpha Rev or EWF because they are both fairly new and you will be a big fish in a growing pond. Especially E-WF, who I think are having roster problems

And if you're looking for something different then you could always they the WWE Fantasy Fed

So there's plenty of options for you guys, make the most of them

Id just like to add to that that our shows are generally out on time as well

[Destruction]

More like HWgAy! Am I right guys! *Accepts all your guys request for a Hi-5*

When Steve Austin visited EFedding


Breaking News:

Christopher Jackson will deliver his own "Christmas Speech" on Wednesday 28th December. He will appear VIA a video on Youtube and will address the EWA Roster and reveal his own plans for 2012.

That's right dudes, your all gonna see what Christopher Jackson looks like! :)

Did this ever happen?


Midgets, Lesbians, Bisexuals, drugs, Italian mobsters, cheating, shooting, closets, and chicken

What Van does every single day ;)

[Destruction]

VHX, Hot, CJ, DJ, Cass, Dingo

http://www.bodybuildingforums.com.au/attachments/bodybuilding-news/445d1256513306-thank-you-bodybuilding-group-hug.jpg

???????????????

[Robareid]

Id just like to add to that that our shows are generally out on time as well

Sorry, I didn't mean any disrespect there, but you don't get out 3/4 shows a week do you?

I was just trying to crudely catagorise them, and E-WF was definatly in need of members, so I put them in that catagory

[Destruction]

IC as Heskey: I will be the face of EWA

Missed again

[Destruction]

Forget 'Gay Tuesday' It's fucking pancake day bitches!!! :cool:

PANCAKES!!!!!!!

That was the best day of the year

[Robareid]

'sick, I've replied

[aloisick]

'sick, I've replied

back to you bro going to shops should be back in half an hour to reply to idea

[Robareid]

back to you bro going to shops should be back in half an hour to reply to idea

And the balls back in your court waiting for your return

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

*Logs onto work computer. Goes to bing. Types in eWN addy. Browses new news. Goes to forum. Logs in. No notifications. Goes to e-fed. Check JBW. Goes to e-fed. Checks EWA. Looks around. Goes back to e-fed. Looks for EWA show thread. Finds it.*

"No shows since 3-20-12? Ugh!"

*Furiously storms into EWA thread to make bold statement. Ends up writing this. Pissed my pants. Have to leave work. Log off of everything. Go home. Furiously masturbates. Continue typing tripe. Are you even still reading this?*

[aloisick]

And the balls back in your court waiting for your return

think its 40-30

[aloisick]

*Logs onto work computer. Goes to bing. Types in eWN addy. Browses new news. Goes to forum. Logs in. No notifications. Goes to e-fed. Check JBW. Goes to e-fed. Checks EWA. Looks around. Goes back to e-fed. Looks for EWA show thread. Finds it.*

"No shows since 3-20-12? Ugh!"

*Furiously storms into EWA thread to make bold statement. Ends up writing this. Pissed my pants. Have to leave work. Log off of everything. Go home. Furiously masturbates. Continue typing tripe. Are you even still reading this?*

funny shit man but why use bing and why not just tyep ewrestlingnews.com

[Robareid]

think its 40-30

Duece ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Right, this seems to be a fairly frequent occurrence but I'm sorry about the lateness of the shows. Shining Light has been going through some computer troubles, some of the promos have been really late and I've been uber busy with exams and controlled assessments. We'll get the shows out ASAP, but it could still be a while. EWA isn't the place for you if you want regular and frequent shows. If you want that then I'd recommend HWA. They get three shows out a week, each and every week. That's their strength. I'd go out on a limb and say our shows are a little better than theirs, but that's only because we take like twice the amount of time to get them out, so have much more time to add detail.

If anybody is really getting annoyed by the lateness of the shows, you're in a wonderful position. EWN has eight great eFeds, EWA is just one of many. If you want more EFedding, just join another. As the JBW affiliate I have to recommend them, but I'm sure they're all great.

From personal experience I can recommend HWA and JBW. They're my two other Feds, and they're both great fun places.

If you're looking for regular shows, I'd advise EWNCW and/or HWA

If you're looking for more detailed but less frequent (like us) shows I'd say JBW

If you're looking to make a big impact I'd say Alpha Rev or EWF because they are both fairly new and you will be a big fish in a growing pond. Especially E-WF, who I think are having roster problems

And if you're looking for something different then you could always they the WWE Fantasy Fed

So there's plenty of options for you guys, make the most of them

Well why not be fortnightly then? Or have Pain! by out before or even double Fury shows?

[aloisick]

Duece ;)

bastard ima start grunting between points

hhh hmmmm

onre

arrrrr

arrrggghhh

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

funny shit man but why use bing and why not just tyep ewrestlingnews.com

Because I'm at my work computer. They follow us. I like to make them work for their findings lol.

[aloisick]

Because I'm at my work computer. They follow us. I like to make them work for their findings lol.

damn followers damn you i say

and we know once people see bing they turn away lol, porn lovers favourite search engine

[B-MCINTYRE]

Nice rap in the thread I'm still not posting in ATM sick ;) Thanatos: title on the line for g-Scorpio any day. I told you I'll pull double duty !!


Anyway

Dingo: Thanatos. Fuck you and the P.O.O you blokes and that Sheila you have are just shit! Stay out of EWA!
Will I Am: I hate to agree with kangaroo jack... I mean dingo mac, but Thanatos should go back where he came from!
*Ali Kazam waves his hands and Thanatos vanishes back to EWF

[aloisick]

Nice rap in the thread I'm still not posting in ATM sick ;) Thanatos: title on the line for g-Scorpio any day. I told you I'll pull double duty !!


Anyway

Dingo: Thanatos. Fuck you and the P.O.O you blokes and that Sheila you have are just shit! Stay out of EWA!
Will I Am: I hate to agree with kangaroo jack... I mean dingo mac, but Thanatos should go back where he came from!
*Ali Kazam waves his hands and Thanatos vanishes back to EWF

i need to speak to you about your future PMing you now

[Robareid]

i need to speak to you about your future PMing you now

Check yow inbox sucka

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Ali Kazam snaps his fingers vanishes and appears laying across to support beams in the rafters.*

ALI: So peaceful up here. and that annoyance Heskey can't get me with a roll up!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Check yow inbox sucka

Hi!
That is all.
:)

[VanHooliganX]

Well why not be fortnightly then? Or have Pain! by out before or even double Fury shows?

*quotes himself*

[aloisick]

*quotes himself*

ooohhh if nly you knew, shits about to hit the E-Fan

[B-MCINTYRE]

*quotes himself*

Why don't we just do lots of POC shows to keep ourselves entertained until the shows are ready? :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

ooohhh if nly you knew, shits about to hit the E-Fan

BUt this is the drama llama free zine. any drama llamas that come here get executed on the spot :) so the E-Fan of EWA will remain unshittified! :) ALSO THE P.O.O are an EWF Stable! :)

[VanHooliganX]

ooohhh if nly you knew, shits about to hit the E-Fan

You telling me I should take for E-Cover? :S

[aloisick]

BUt this is the drama llama free zine. any drama llamas that come here get executed on the spot :) so the E-Fan of EWA will remain unshittified! :) ALSO THE P.O.O are an EWF Stable! :)

No this is good drama, the llamas are gonna be fed nicely

[VanHooliganX]

Why don't we just do lots of POC shows to keep ourselves entertained until the shows are ready? :)

Because I'm limited on on characters. I'll run out eventually so better to take my time with the 50-ish we have so by a years time I have a lot of other wrestlers to do.

[B-MCINTYRE]

You telling me I should take for E-Cover? :S
Run for the bunker VAN!

No this is good drama, the llamas are gonna be fed nicely

But the llamas are evil and need to die!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Because I'm limited on on characters. I'll run out eventually so better to take my time with the 50-ish we have so by a years time I have a lot of other wrestlers to do.

But we can just make more appearances. :p

[aloisick]

Run for the bunker VAN!


But the llamas are evil and need to die!!

well then they should have been in my warpath over the last 48 hours would have been plenty of roadkill

[VanHooliganX]

Run for the bunker VAN!


But the llamas are evil and need to die!!

I'm too E-Lazy :(

[B-MCINTYRE]

I'm too E-Lazy :(

Okay just log off instead.... :p


Billy: Shoot Shoot Shoot
ALi: ??
Billy: I'm playing COD
Ali: Makes sense!

[aloisick]

But we can just make more appearances. :p

who knows if there are 50 wrestlers then after 40 weeks i might get a go

[B-MCINTYRE]

well then they should have been in my warpath over the last 48 hours would have been plenty of roadkill

THis makes me a sad panda.... :P

[B-MCINTYRE]

who knows if there are 50 wrestlers then after 40 weeks i might get a go

I'm sure if you want to do one, Van will be happy to have you do one. :)

[VanHooliganX]

I'm sure if you want to do one, Van will be happy to have you do one. :)

More than happy to add him to the list.

I'm booked for the next 3-4 weeks with episodes but at the rate of his activeness he'll be next :)

[aloisick]

Conrad calls Kid Wonder

Ring Ring

Ring Ring

Ring Ring

Ring Ring

Hello you have called One half of the EWA world Tag team champions as well as one half of the JBW Dual Crown world Tag Team Champions and The International Champion Kid Wonder Leave a Message and if i actually care about you which i doubt ill call back

Conrad: Fuck Wonder you got a long arse message tone serious?

[aloisick]

when your waiting for your creative member to post a show then you have plenty of time to comment

[B-MCINTYRE]

when your waiting for your creative member to post a show then you have plenty of time to comment

He's a busy man, so it's understandanble. can't get mad at BF just like the guys who have shows here. But i'm sure it would be great to see a POC with any of your characters... :)

[aloisick]

He's a busy man, so it's understandanble. can't get mad at BF just like the guys who have shows here. But i'm sure it would be great to see a POC with any of your characters... :)

i can get mad and i will be a bit of notice would be good he said wednesday or thursday

[B-MCINTYRE]

i can get mad and i will be a bit of notice would be good he said wednesday or thursday

NO YOU CAN'T GET MAD CAUSE I SAID SO.... :p I kid.. BUT SERIOUSLY DON't Rape puppies! It's sick and wrong and people who do should be arrested!

[aloisick]

NO YOU CAN'T GET MAD CAUSE I SAID SO.... :p I kid.. BUT SERIOUSLY DON't Rape puppies! It's sick and wrong and people who do should be arrested!

okay this animal fetish you have on here and HWA is starting to worry me a little bro

[B-MCINTYRE]

okay this animal fetish you have on here and HWA is starting to worry me a little bro

No but seriously Bees are smelly and they look like ugly rapists!

[VanHooliganX]

No but seriously Bees are smelly and they look like ugly rapists!

Dunno whether to point out that's spam or disturbing first :S lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dunno whether to point out that's spam or disturbing first :S lol

Go with Disturbing!


Dingo: I hate Spam mate, it tastes shit! and now it's on topic!

[aloisick]

Go with Disturbing!


Dingo: I hate Spam mate, it tastes shit! and now it's on topic!

Trending world wide #Disturbing Spam

[Broc]

Right, this seems to be a fairly frequent occurrence but I'm sorry about the lateness of the shows. Shining Light has been going through some computer troubles, some of the promos have been really late and I've been uber busy with exams and controlled assessments. We'll get the shows out ASAP, but it could still be a while. EWA isn't the place for you if you want regular and frequent shows. If you want that then I'd recommend HWA. They get three shows out a week, each and every week. That's their strength. I'd go out on a limb and say our shows are a little better than theirs, but that's only because we take like twice the amount of time to get them out, so have much more time to add detail.

If anybody is really getting annoyed by the lateness of the shows, you're in a wonderful position. EWN has eight great eFeds, EWA is just one of many. If you want more EFedding, just join another. As the JBW affiliate I have to recommend them, but I'm sure they're all great.

From personal experience I can recommend HWA and JBW. They're my two other Feds, and they're both great fun places.

If you're looking for regular shows, I'd advise EWNCW and/or HWA

If you're looking for more detailed but less frequent (like us) shows I'd say JBW

If you're looking to make a big impact I'd say Alpha Rev or EWF because they are both fairly new and you will be a big fish in a growing pond. Especially E-WF, who I think are having roster problems

And if you're looking for something different then you could always they the WWE Fantasy Fed

So there's plenty of options for you guys, make the most of them

Thanks Rob.

As far as the bolded goes, it's tough to say. I think our PPVs are just as good if not better than every fed on this site, we just need to improve our weekly shows a little. It's a tough say to say whose shows are better though.

[aloisick]

Thanks Rob.

As far as the bolded goes, it's tough to say. I think our PPVs are just as good if not better than every fed on this site, we just need to improve our weekly shows a little. It's a tough say to say whose shows are better though.

if this typed match PPV goes well i would say you may have PPV of the year and certainly have my utmost respect, i hate typing ends in main events let alone whole matches

[Broc]

if this typed match PPV goes well i would say you may have PPV of the year and certainly have my utmost respect, i hate typing ends in main events let alone whole matches

That's the goal. We had no intention of doing this until a few weeks ago where I made a topic in HQ about wanting to type out a certain match, that lead to a bunch of guys throwing in more match ideas they wanted to type, so I just suggested we did a whole PPV for it.

Believe me though, this isn't the type of PPV where we're just going to wait until the date of it to start booking, not at all, every creative member has been assigned to type three matches, and we're already working on them now.

[aloisick]

That's the goal. We had no intention of doing this until a few weeks ago where I made a topic in HQ about wanting to type out a certain match, that lead to a bunch of guys throwing in more match ideas they wanted to type, so I just suggested we did a whole PPV for it.

Believe me though, this isn't the type of PPV where we're just going to wait until the date of it to start booking, not at all, every creative member has been assigned to type three matches, and we're already working on them now.

Yeah i bet it would be roguh work so how many matches in the PPV?

[Broc]

Yeah i bet it would be roguh work so how many matches in the PPV?

There's 12, so each member got assigned 3 matches. I've finished 1 of these 3 so far.

[aloisick]

There's 12, so each member got assigned 3 matches. I've finished 1 of these 3 so far.

cool man thats awesome cant wait to see them

[Robareid]

Thanks Rob.

As far as the bolded goes, it's tough to say. I think our PPVs are just as good if not better than every fed on this site, we just need to improve our weekly shows a little. It's a tough say to say whose shows are better though.

I didn't mean to cause offence with this, it kind of came out wrong. I agree, your PPVs are as good as any, but your weekly shows can sometimes feel a bit basic, but if we posted a show every week I'm sure ours would be:

Promo
Video
Promo
Video...

[eyehatecena]

I didn't mean to cause offence with this, it kind of came out wrong. I agree, your PPVs are as good as any, but your weekly shows can sometimes feel a bit basic, but if we posted a show every week I'm sure ours would be:

Promo
Video
Promo
Video...

You forgot:

Ashley
Faith
Iva
Barbie

And Rob if you ever need help wit some extra stuff on Fury- just let me know. I have school too, but all mine is online- so I actually have a lil more free time

[Broc]

I didn't mean to cause offence with this, it kind of came out wrong. I agree, your PPVs are as good as any, but your weekly shows can sometimes feel a bit basic, but if we posted a show every week I'm sure ours would be:

Promo
Video
Promo
Video...

Lol, there was no offense taken on that bro, you just said your thoughts. No problem bro.

Yeah, it's something we're trying to work on, we'll see how it works.

[aloisick]

Lol, there was no offense taken on that bro, you just said your thoughts. No problem bro.

Yeah, it's something we're trying to work on, we'll see how it works.

I know im new but i gotta say our weekly shows are up there too, i know the PPV was weak and riddled with mistakes but im working on it

[eyehatecena]

if this typed match PPV goes well i would say you may have PPV of the year and certainly have my utmost respect, i hate typing ends in main events let alone whole matches

You see, I love typing out the endings- its hard to pick a match that fits what I want. I have to look for them on my phone- I look at it twice- find an ending point- then write up the finish- which could be a whole page or a few sentences- unless its a squash match. That plus I want to try to find certain wrestlers matches to use for a certain guy for the most part- but thats just me. For Krysys's guy- Ryku- I have setttled on Davey Richards- and every match of his will have a typed ending because Ryku finishers are the superkick and the pedigree. For my Torres brothers- the Hardy's, Super Crazy, and anybody else. I have not figured out everybody else though. But I would not mind writing out an actual match or gtwo at times

But I think Broc, eddie and giddy will do a great job- and yes- I would think PPV of the year.

[chunkkynutzzz]

And I gotta admit IC as Killa: I'm Fiddin to Murk a Bitch,at the ppv.

[Broc]

You see, I love typing out the endings- its hard to pick a match that fits what I want. I have to look for them on my phone- I look at it twice- find an ending point- then write up the finish- which could be a whole page or a few sentences- unless its a squash match. That plus I want to try to find certain wrestlers matches to use for a certain guy for the most part- but thats just me. For Krysys's guy- Ryku- I have setttled on Davey Richards- and every match of his will have a typed ending because Ryku finishers are the superkick and the pedigree. For my Torres brothers- the Hardy's, Super Crazy, and anybody else. I have not figured out everybody else though. But I would not mind writing out an actual match or gtwo at times

But I think Broc, eddie and giddy will do a great job- and yes- I would think PPV of the year.

This is really exactly how I do it. sometimes I just get lazy and don't feel like searching for a video that fits, so I just get a "part 1" video and then type the rest.

Btw, Sully still exists ya know. :p

[AirBourne]

IC as Darkness: Hmmmmm.....soon, you will all perish...hell is in all of your futures and I will bring you all to it! BEWARE.

[eyehatecena]

This is really exactly how I do it. sometimes I just get lazy and don't feel like searching for a video that fits, so I just get a "part 1" video and then type the rest.

Btw, Sully still exists ya know. :p
um who is this sully again? lol. Just kidding- I thought he was taking a break from writing

[aloisick]

IC as Darkness: Hmmmmm.....soon, you will all perish...hell is in all of your futures and I will bring you all to it! BEWARE.

G-Scorp: Yeah Yeah ive heard this all many times, TDA, Ano Doom, Das-Wa find your own gimmick and go scare HOS, He still wets his bed

[Broc]

um who is this sully again? lol. Just kidding- I thought he was taking a break from writing

From writing shows yes, but every creative member (excluding AYS) is typing 3 matches for this PPV. Plus, Sully will be back to writing around April.

[Giddy]

This is really exactly how I do it. sometimes I just get lazy and don't feel like searching for a video that fits, so I just get a "part 1" video and then type the rest.

Btw, Sully still exists ya know. :p
Su-lly? Never heard of it

[aloisick]

Su-lly? Never heard of it

Is that the new Nintendo hand held?

[Giddy]

Is that the new Nintendo hand held?
I think it may be a new brand of shorts.

[aloisick]

I think it may be a new brand of shorts.

Do they have a hole in the back for the easy flow of shit like the real sully

Jokes Sully dont hate please

[Giddy]

Do they have a hole in the back for the easy flow of shit like the real sully

Jokes Sully dont hate please
Need I remind that this is a llama free zone?

[aloisick]

Need I remind that this is a llama free zone?

is that not acceptable??? is that going to far?..... all in fun

[Giddy]

is that not acceptable??? is that going to far?..... all in fun
Yeah, but everyone's been a little on edge lately. I thought it was funny, but others may not see it that way.

EWA = ANTI LLAMA BUNKER!!!

[Shining Light]

???????????????


Did this ever happen?

1: Can't remember ever posting that picture of naked men hugging each other... :)

2: Yes, the Christmas speech was included in the "New Year's Eve Super Show Preview" show. It was a written speech, since I accidentally deleted some of the clip during the editing phase and was too damn ass' lazy to record it again :)

Also, I've fixed my computer problems. All my parts are sent in so I guess that's me done. But if anyone of the EWA Creative want help with any of their part's, then don't hesitate to contact me on here or in the Bat Cave.

Thanks to all of those who are being patient with us, and let me assure you that EWA is just having "some work done on it's parts" and we'll soon be pumping out shows as fast as CJ can wank. ;)

[aloisick]

1: Can't remember ever posting that picture of naked men hugging each other... :)

2: Yes, the Christmas speech was included in the "New Year's Eve Super Show Preview" show. It was a written speech, since I accidentally deleted some of the clip during the editing phase and was too damn ass' lazy to record it again :)

Also, I've fixed my computer problems. All my parts are sent in so I guess that's me done. But if anyone of the EWA Creative want help with any of their part's, then don't hesitate to contact me on here or in the Bat Cave.

Thanks to all of those who are being patient with us, and let me assure you that EWA is just having "some work done on it's parts" and we'll soon be pumping out shows as fast as CJ can wank. ;)

sorry bro but no one can "pump" shows out that quickly

[Robareid]

I know im new but i gotta say our weekly shows are up there too, i know the PPV was weak and riddled with mistakes but im working on it

'sick, no disrespect, but I think there is still a way to go for E-WF to reach HWA and EWA's level (well HWA are probably above EWA, but nevertheless). Your last show, Friday Night Lightening, was fairly short, wasn't formatted too well, was riddled with spelling mistakes and all the matches were just videos. However, the commentry was good, and it flowed fairly well, so it's not all negatives.

As show writer to show writer, here are some tips for the future

- Stick it all in microsoft word before posting. That way you can get rid of any spelling mistakes

- Colour the commentators speech. It's something I feel helps the flow of the show

- Write out the endings to all your matches. By just putting a video it deflates it all. By writing it out you create suspence, add intrest, personalise it and generally improve the show

- Feature all your talent on the show, in some way shape or form. Even if you just ask for a pre match promo, it makes the show flow a lot better

Hope that helps man

[Shining Light]

sorry bro but no one can "pump" shows out that quickly

CJ can plan exactly how long he wants to wank for :)

So let's say that he wants to wank for 1 week, with 5 bathroom breaks on which he'll drink energy drinks and eat Kit - Kats

[aloisick]

'sick, no disrespect, but I think there is still a way to go for E-WF to reach HWA and EWA's level (well HWA are probably above EWA, but nevertheless). Your last show, Friday Night Lightening, was fairly short, wasn't formatted too well, was riddled with spelling mistakes and all the matches were just videos. However, the commentry was good, and it flowed fairly well, so it's not all negatives.

As show writer to show writer, here are some tips for the future

- Stick it all in microsoft word before posting. That way you can get rid of any spelling mistakes

- Colour the commentators speech. It's something I feel helps the flow of the show

- Write out the endings to all your matches. By just putting a video it deflates it all. By writing it out you create suspence, add intrest, personalise it and generally improve the show

- Feature all your talent on the show, in some way shape or form. Even if you just ask for a pre match promo, it makes the show flow a lot better

Hope that helps man

i do type it in word first mate and i would love to type out endings but im terrible at it, i tried earlier but i just sucked

trust me, i got three mind blowing promos this week

and i do feature all my characters sad hey

[aloisick]

CJ can plan exactly how long he wants to wank for :)

So let's say that he wants to wank for 1 week, with 5 bathroom breaks on which he'll drink energy drinks and eat Kit - Kats

well if he can control his tap well hell, maybe there is hope for him

[eyehatecena]

1: Can't remember ever posting that picture of naked men hugging each other... :)

2: Yes, the Christmas speech was included in the "New Year's Eve Super Show Preview" show. It was a written speech, since I accidentally deleted some of the clip during the editing phase and was too damn ass' lazy to record it again :)

Also, I've fixed my computer problems. All my parts are sent in so I guess that's me done. But if anyone of the EWA Creative want help with any of their part's, then don't hesitate to contact me on here or in the Bat Cave.

Thanks to all of those who are being patient with us, and let me assure you that EWA is just having "some work done on it's parts" and we'll soon be pumping out shows as fast as CJ can wank. ;)

I just read your stuff which was great- there was one line that made me spit out my drink(from laughing)- luckly I did not do it on my computer- I did have to wipe off my table though

[eyehatecena]

oh and I posted an idea in the batcave

[pauadrian]

Right, this seems to be a fairly frequent occurrence but I'm sorry about the lateness of the shows. Shining Light has been going through some computer troubles, some of the promos have been really late and I've been uber busy with exams and controlled assessments. We'll get the shows out ASAP, but it could still be a while. EWA isn't the place for you if you want regular and frequent shows. If you want that then I'd recommend HWA. They get three shows out a week, each and every week. That's their strength. I'd go out on a limb and say our shows are a little better than theirs, but that's only because we take like twice the amount of time to get them out, so have much more time to add detail.

If anybody is really getting annoyed by the lateness of the shows, you're in a wonderful position. EWN has eight great eFeds, EWA is just one of many. If you want more EFedding, just join another. As the JBW affiliate I have to recommend them, but I'm sure they're all great.

From personal experience I can recommend HWA and JBW. They're my two other Feds, and they're both great fun places.

If you're looking for regular shows, I'd advise EWNCW and/or HWA

If you're looking for more detailed but less frequent (like us) shows I'd say JBW

If you're looking to make a big impact I'd say Alpha Rev or EWF because they are both fairly new and you will be a big fish in a growing pond. Especially E-WF, who I think are having roster problems

And if you're looking for something different then you could always they the WWE Fantasy Fed

So there's plenty of options for you guys, make the most of them

EWA 4 life here
take your time personal life sometimes gets in the way

[eyehatecena]

EWA 4 life here
take your time personal life sometimes gets in the way

Our champ has spoken! and so has Pau