EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[B-MCINTYRE]

i have not even read the wm results yet, will do that later on today

I'm more disappointed that EWN crashed and Van couldn't post Mike Hawks, POC than I am that I didn't see mania...

[Destruction]

I'm more disappointed that EWN crashed and Van couldn't post Mike Hawks, POC than I am that I didn't see mania...

HHH vs HBK was match of the night, Jericho/Punk were the most technical, Rock/Cena and Kane/Orton were better than I was expecting, but the rest were poo poo

I liked it though

[B-MCINTYRE]

HHH vs HBK was match of the night, Jericho/Punk were the most technical, Rock/Cena and Kane/Orton were better than I was expecting, but the rest were poo poo

I liked it though

I'll buy it when it comes out on DVD just to watch HIAC

[wrestlingfan66513]

[QUOTE=Destruction;480054]HHH vs HBK was match of the night, Jericho/Punk were the most technical, Rock/Cena and Kane/Orton were better than I was expecting, but the rest were poo poo

I liked it though[/QUOTE

I though Orton vs Kane was just equal to a Smackdown main event. The crowd even had boring chants.

Also disappointed that my POC wasn't during WM, but oh well.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: Juz came bakk from Miami , Some were at Mania , Some were gettin Killed.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Killa: Juz came bakk from Miami , Some were at Mania , Some were gettin Killed.

IC as Mayhem: The audience had a riot and killed each other after Bryan lost?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Also disappointed that my POC wasn't during WM, but oh well.

Same. It's the only reason I came on....

[Destruction]

HHH vs HBK was match of the night, Jericho/Punk were the most technical, Rock/Cena and Kane/Orton were better than I was expecting, but the rest were poo poo

I liked it though

I though Orton vs Kane was just equal to a Smackdown main event. The crowd even had boring chants.


It wasn't brilliant, I know that, but I was expecting a hell of a lot worse

[VanHooliganX]

[QUOTE=Destruction;480054]HHH vs HBK was match of the night, Jericho/Punk were the most technical, Rock/Cena and Kane/Orton were better than I was expecting, but the rest were poo poo

I liked it though[/QUOTE

I though Orton vs Kane was just equal to a Smackdown main event. The crowd even had boring chants.

Also disappointed that my POC wasn't during WM, but oh well.

I tried man :(

It'll be up in in a very short while though :)

[wrestlingfan66513]

[QUOTE=wrestlingfan66513;480085]

I tried man :(

It'll be up in in a very short while though :)

Don't worry about it. As long as it gets up for everyone to read then it's cool. I am just sad after watching Mania. It had soooooo much potential in the card and most of the matches looked real solid. There's still Lockdown to look forward to I guess.

[VanHooliganX]

[QUOTE=VanHooliganX;480153]

Don't worry about it. As long as it gets up for everyone to read then it's cool. I am just sad after watching Mania. It had soooooo much potential in the card and most of the matches looked real solid. There's still Lockdown to look forward to I guess.

And Untamed Khaos.

[wrestlingfan66513]

[QUOTE=wrestlingfan66513;480162]

And Untamed Khaos.

Oh yeah :p. How could I forget about that. I am pumped when that comes.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Mayhem: The audience had a riot and killed each other after Bryan lost?


I was legit pissed , italked a lot of shit tellin my boys Daniel Bryan is a hell of a athlete, and tellin them don't sleep on sheamus vs bryan ,it started , I'm on da edge Big Beer in Hand ..Brogue kick!
3 count
Chunkky Pissed!
...I tried to play it off but I got laughed at a bit sayin yea ,sure chunk..a"wrestling clinic"
By db.

I couldn't get over it , shit I'm still pissed off now lmao

[wrestlingfan66513]

I was legit pissed , italked a lot of shit tellin my boys Daniel Bryan is a hell of a athlete, and tellin them don't sleep on sheamus vs bryan ,it started , I'm on da edge Big Beer in Hand ..Brogue kick!
3 count
Chunkky Pissed!
...I tried to play it off but I got laughed at a bit sayin yea ,sure chunk..a"wrestling clinic"
By db.

I couldn't get over it , shit I'm still pissed off now lmao

Everyone was, this match had high expectations to show what both guys can do. Instead all we got was the ending everyone saw coming

[VanHooliganX]

Okay seriously. What dickhead put our 5 stars down to 4...

I know it's a pointless star rating thingy but that's really low to do like.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Okay seriously. What dickhead put our 5 stars down to 4...

I know it's a pointless star rating thingy but that's really low to do like.

I just voted for 5 to help it out some. It is annoying to a blank star spot though.

[eyehatecena]

i will start posting pain tomorrow night with or without the two promos i am waiting on-the last match i can post when i get it

[VanHooliganX]

I just voted for 5 to help it out some. It is annoying to a blank star spot though.

Cheers pal :)

Active 15 will be up soon! :D

[dbenavides777]

Okay seriously. What dickhead put our 5 stars down to 4...

I know it's a pointless star rating thingy but that's really low to do like.

I just voted a 5 on it... Let's get that star back!!!

[dbenavides777]

IC as Guerrero: Hey... don't look at me ese... i didnt steel no star. Jus becuz I'm mesican dusnt meen I tuk it. Orale, fight me if ju don't beleeve me.

[VanHooliganX]

Active 15 is up guys :)

[Destruction]

Luke Turne: Two of a Kind, not only at Untamed Khaos, will we take your tag titles, but we'll stay higher on the top 15 also

[Destruction]

Luke Turne: Two of a Kind, not only at Untamed Khaos, will we take your tag titles, but we'll stay higher on the top 15 also

Rob Turne: Damn Straight Chief, also G-Scorp sucks too

[Destruction]

Rob Turne: Damn Straight Chief, also, G-Scorp sucks too

Luke Turne: Great, are we doing a B-Mac Conversation??.

Also, who likes our new shirt

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kzlROT-s30U/TvDgHejYXsI/AAAAAAAADvo/O9WntNjaCuM/s1600/you+turn+me+on.jpg

Gaileo: I do, I do

[Giddy]

Hot: So, not only do the women want me in their pants, the men want me by their sides in a fight? Don't worry guys and gals I don't blame you. I'm an animal in a fight... And in bed ;)

Cody: I don' get it...

*Jones whispers what it means to Cody*

Cody: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!

Johnny: Shut up Cody, just because you've never had a girl in your pants- er- overalls doesn't mean it's disgusting!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: So, not only do the women want me in their pants, the men want me by their sides in a fight? Don't worry guys and gals I don't blame you. I'm an animal in a fight... And in bed ;)

Cody: I don' get it...

*Jones whispers what it means to Cody*

Cody: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!

Johnny: Shut up Cody, just because you've never had a girl in your pants- er- overalls doesn't mean it's disgusting!!!
Ali: hey guys do you like this belt I took off Dj? It's really shiny! And it's mine :) *He floats up and lies down upsidedown against the roof staring at the title!*

[chunkkynutzzz]

Where do I see the top 15

[VanHooliganX]

Where do I see the top 15

Show thread pal.

I use it as 1 of my fillers along with speech promos and sponsors. (Best use of fillers maybe? ;D)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Show thread pal.

I use it as 1 of my fillers along with speech promos and sponsors. (Best use of fillers maybe? ;D)

Thank You My Friend, ima check it out ima be back to complain in a lil bit lol

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Mayhem: Finally my time is now. After POC and such a great week, I rose up from #9 to #1. I told everyone that I would become #1 and I kept my word. Now I all I have left to do is win the fatal four way at Untamed Khaos and prove to the EWA that I belong here.

[chunkkynutzzz]

I told you so.

IC as Killa: How da Fukk am i. Gon Drop From 12 2 14, numba twelf 2 4teen, ya mudafukas must b buggin out or juz drinkin da jesus juice 2 damn much..how da fuck ya gon do me like dat, dats bullshit ,I be here ,tryin to b mo active and have been and ya gon do me like datt

Its aight

Wen I start da clappin and bones crakkin ,watcha gon say..huh uhh ...shiet ,ya ain't gon say shiet cuz I'm doin drivebys at funerals 2, u go and ur whole fam 2..dats how I'm feelin over da top 15

I shoulda been numba 1, but I settled 2 rise instead I drop , aight its cool ,its all goodie

But wen da dum-dummy datt didn't / does it next time nd its ain't correct...
Its his casket dats gon b doin da Droppin...Word. fuck ya think diz iz...I'm outtie 1 hunned.

[B-MCINTYRE]

DINGO: WHO THE FUCK TOOL MY NUMBER ONE SPOT AND WHERE IS THAT WITCH WITH THE TITLE I STOLE FROM DJ!!!! Someone's gonna get got and they gonna get got with a didgeridoo and a good old fuck you!!

[aloisick]

I told you so.

IC as Killa: How da Fukk am i. Gon Drop From 12 2 14, numba twelf 2 4teen, ya mudafukas must b buggin out or juz drinkin da jesus juice 2 damn much..how da fuck ya gon do me like dat, dats bullshit ,I be here ,tryin to b mo active and have been and ya gon do me like datt

Its aight

Wen I start da clappin and bones crakkin ,watcha gon say..huh uhh ...shiet ,ya ain't gon say shiet cuz I'm doin drivebys at funerals 2, u go and ur whole fam 2..dats how I'm feelin over da top 15

I shoulda been numba 1, but I settled 2 rise instead I drop , aight its cool ,its all goodie

But wen da dum-dummy datt didn't / does it next time nd its ain't correct...
Its his casket dats gon b doin da Droppin...Word. fuck ya think diz iz...I'm outtie 1 hunned.

TOAK: Thats because us mother fuckers are climbing the rankings but hey, whats this adding to list of accomplishments, are ya serious

Kid Wonders Tombstone may read like this

Kid Wonder
May you rest in eternal bliss
Lightning Interntaional Champion
EWA World Tag Team Champion
JBW Dual CrownHeavyweight tag team champions
Former BWA Grand Champions
Made No 11 in the EWA Active top 15 list

Incase your wondering that was sarcasm

OOC: Thanks van finally made it

[chunkkynutzzz]

TOAK: Thats because us mother fuckers are climbing the rankings but hey, whats this adding to list of accomplishments, are ya serious

Kid Wonders Tombstone may read like this

Kid Wonder
May you rest in eternal bliss
Lightning Interntaional Champion
EWA World Tag Team Champion
JBW Dual CrownHeavyweight tag team champions
Former BWA Grand Champions
Made No 11 in the EWA Active top 15 list

Incase your wondering that was sarcasm

OOC: Thanks van finally made it

IC as Killa: Mann, Fuukk uu (in a calm manner,just lights his blunt)

Ooc: lol

[wrestlingfan66513]

DINGO: WHO THE FUCK TOOL MY NUMBER ONE SPOT AND WHERE IS THAT WITCH WITH THE TITLE I STOLE FROM DJ!!!! Someone's gonna get got and they gonna get got with a didgeridoo and a good old fuck you!!

IC as Mayhem: I think I took that spot and I don't see a problem with that since you held it for so long. Also for your title I think the guy went that way (Points to the rafters).

Also Killa, I just check my translation app and if you want the top spot then come at me. I can handle you anytime and anywhere, because your about as threatening as a Beiber fan.

[aloisick]

IC as Mayhem: I think I took that spot and I don't see a problem with that since you held it for so long. Also for your title I think the guy went that way (Points to the rafters).

Also Killa, I just check my translation app and if you want the top spot then come at me. I can handle you anytime and anywhere, because your about as threatening as a Beiber fan.

lmao at that one

[Giddy]

I told you so.

IC as Killa: How da Fukk am i. Gon Drop From 12 2 14, numba twelf 2 4teen, ya mudafukas must b buggin out or juz drinkin da jesus juice 2 damn much..how da fuck ya gon do me like dat, dats bullshit ,I be here ,tryin to b mo active and have been and ya gon do me like datt

Its aight

Wen I start da clappin and bones crakkin ,watcha gon say..huh uhh ...shiet ,ya ain't gon say shiet cuz I'm doin drivebys at funerals 2, u go and ur whole fam 2..dats how I'm feelin over da top 15

I shoulda been numba 1, but I settled 2 rise instead I drop , aight its cool ,its all goodie

But wen da dum-dummy datt didn't / does it next time nd its ain't correct...
Its his casket dats gon b doin da Droppin...Word. fuck ya think diz iz...I'm outtie 1 hunned.
Hot: ... Mayhem pass that App!!!

Cody: Hey! Don't make fun uh mah boi!

*Hot knocks out Cody with a punch to the jugular*

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Mayhem: I think I took that spot and I don't see a problem with that since you held it for so long. Also for your title I think the guy went that way (Points to the rafters).

Also Killa, I just check my translation app and if you want the top spot then come at me. I can handle you anytime and anywhere, because your about as threatening as a Beiber fan.

IC as Killa: Use All Da Apps u want, there's no app for saving your ass from da biggest ass kickin known to mankind , ima snuff u 400 times in each eye and leave you seeing God fuckin wit me bo!..watch yo mouf...

Cuz Death will b Knockin at yo door!

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Mayhem: I think I took that spot and I don't see a problem with that since you held it for so long. Also for your title I think the guy went that way (Points to the rafters).

Also Killa, I just check my translation app and if you want the top spot then come at me. I can handle you anytime and anywhere, because your about as threatening as a Beiber fan.
Dingo: where are you Ali Babi king of thieves. I want the title that I stole from DJ back you thieving prick!

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Killa: Use All Da Apps u want, there's no app for saving your ass from da biggest ass kickin known to mankind , ima snuff u 400 times in each eye and leave you seeing God fuckin wit me bo!..watch yo mouf...

Cuz Death will b Knockin at yo door!

IC as Mayhem: I have never needed an app to save my ass so that would be a waste of time to make one. However, there is an app for kicking your ass which is probably why so many people have been doing it.

[B-MCINTYRE]

DINGO: ALIBABU GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE WOTHUOUR MAGIC CARPET AND MY BELT WHICH I STole!!!

Ali Kazam: I'm up here bud, if you want the belt back it's up here

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Mayhem: I have never needed an app to save my ass so that would be a waste of time to make one. However, there is an app for kicking your ass which is probably why so many people have been doing it.


Killa: oh Shit, ohh shiet ,ohh shit..oh no u didn't...say word to ur muda, u tryin 2 play me bo, I ain't a ps3 bo..ima get atchu for datt, believv datt
Show you wat a mudhole stompin look like in HD bo...Real close 2 ya, 4'4 make sure yo kids don't grow..word.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Killa: oh Shit, ohh shiet ,ohh shit..oh no u didn't...say word to ur muda, u tryin 2 play me bo, I ain't a ps3 bo..ima get atchu for datt, believv datt
Show you wat a mudhole stompin look like in HD bo...Real close 2 ya, 4'4 make sure yo kids don't grow..word.

IC: Of course your not a PS3, they are actually fun. You are more like the Nintendo Wii, fun for a few minutes, then boring after for the rest of the rest of your life. If you want to see something in HD, then watch me win the fatal four way match at the PPV and move one step closer to become Carnage's world champion! You only want to take a shot at me because I am the new #1 on this weeks list, something you will never...., ever be in your life.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: Of course your not a PS3, they are actually fun. You are more like the Nintendo Wii, fun for a few minutes, then boring after for the rest of the rest of your life. If you want to see something in HD, then watch me win the fatal four way match at the PPV and move one step closer to become Carnage's world champion! You only want to take a shot at me because I am the new #1 on this weeks list, something you will never...., ever be in your life.


Killa: That's where ur wrongg electric bugaloo, I Will Be Number 1 and 1 for The Rest of the existance of The List...
Don't talk to much cuz da next time I Take a shot atchu ,its gon Burn slow and have u blackout...Don't make me send you on a meet and greet wit jesus christ himself, God Help u fuckin wit me mayo..God help u.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Killa: That's where ur wrongg electric bugaloo, I Will Be Number 1 and 1 for The Rest of the existance of The List...
Don't talk to much cuz da next time I Take a shot atchu ,its gon Burn slow and have u blackout...Don't make me send you on a meet and greet wit jesus christ himself, God Help u fuckin wit me mayo..God help u.

IC as Mayhem: First off I am #1. Second, I don't think you have any connections with anyone important, so I don't think you can arrange any meetings. Also, maybe if you learned the English language then people would know what you actually want to do hear instead of ramble.

Also, NUMBER 1.

[eyehatecena]

Cena's got a new shirtTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! and HAT and Arm Bands! yaaaaaaaaa! dammit


Anyways- I will post some of PAIN! tonight, some tomorrow

[Giddy]

Cena's got a new shirtTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! and HAT and Arm Bands! yaaaaaaaaa! dammit


Anyways- I will post some of PAIN! tonight, some tomorrow
He looks like a roided up lepricaun.

Ah well HE GOT HIS ASS F5ed!!!

[eyehatecena]

He looks like a roided up lepricaun.

Ah well HE GOT HIS ASS F5ed!!!

Lol- yeah- and really can not wait to see how they use Brock- they better not mess this up. Who am I kidding- its WWE- they will mess it up somehow

[B-MCINTYRE]

Lol- yeah- and really can not wait to see how they use Brock- they better not mess this up. Who am I kidding- its WWE- they will mess it up somehow
I hope that giddy kid gets f5ed

[Giddy]

Lol- yeah- and really can not wait to see how they use Brock- they better not mess this up. Who am I kidding- its WWE- they will mess it up somehow
I'm actually pretty optimistic right now. Raw tonight was absolutely stellar. Tensai was dominant, Miz won, Rock was good, LESNAR, crowd, YES, SI, and I marked the fuck out

[B-MCINTYRE]

Check your mail for the letter bomb I'm posting you!

[eyehatecena]

Alrighty- got about 2/3 of the show posted- made due without the promos I was waiting on. Now I am sleepy

[pauadrian]

I'm actually pretty optimistic right now. Raw tonight was absolutely stellar. Tensai was dominant, Miz won, Rock was good, LESNAR, crowd, YES, SI, and I marked the fuck out
lol I don´t know if you were there but VHX and Tomsta were chanting SI yesterday

[Destruction]

I'm actually pretty optimistic right now. Raw tonight was absolutely stellar. Tensai was dominant, Miz won, Rock was good, LESNAR, crowd, YES, SI, and I marked the fuck out

HERE COMES THE MOTHER FUCKING PAIN

Luke Turne: Best... F5... Ever

Gaileo: Hey! *Picks up Johnny Hot and gives him an F5*

You were saying?

Rob Turne: You have the best F5 G, *Turnes run away*

[VanHooliganX]

Really happy to see Lesnar back. I started following wrestling properly when Lesnar was top dog in 2003. Right before Eddie G and Benoit took over.

Strangely makes me want to watch our Pain! more although they're nothing a like.

[pauadrian]

Heskey: HERE COMES THE RAPE BITCHES
*Heskey injects steroids on himself*
*Heskey faints instantly*

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Artemis Eclipse: "I hope you're all ready for "Untamed Khaos".... I know I am."

[Destruction]

Artemis Eclipse: "I hope you're all ready for "Untamed Khaos".... I know I am."

Jim Bellamy: I am, and prepare, Hawk, for the end of your time in EWA

[chunkkynutzzz]

I Fucking Love Cocaine!

Killa: Mayo , juz Stop It 5.....u know damn well u ain't built like datt
Hold on to #1 for me till I feel like gettin mine k kid

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali Kazam: hey you guys can keep arguing about numbers. Fact of the matter is I've got the IC title and I'm never giving it back!

Dingo: GRT DOWN HERE YOU ASSHOLE! Give me back the belt I stole from DJ !!! Come on mate, I stole it fair and square!

Ali: I told you dude, you want it come get it! I'll be up here chilling.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Jim Bellamy: I am, and prepare, Hawk, for the end of your time in EWA

Mayhem: Bellamy, I am on a role now and have all the momentum in the world. When I get this hyped nothing can stop me, not even you. At Untamed Chaos, I will emerge victorious in the match of the night and prove to everyone here that I am the real deal. You can try to screw me out of the match all you want, but I will win then I will win the tournament and become Carnage's champion.

Also, I AM THE NEW NUMBER 1 and don't you ever forget that.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mayhem: Bellamy, I am on a role now and have all the momentum in the world. When I get this hyped nothing can stop me, not even you. At Untamed Chaos, I will emerge victorious in the match of the night and prove to everyone here that I am the real deal. You can try to screw me out of the match all you want, but I will win then I will win the tournament and become Carnage's champion.

Also, I AM THE NEW NUMBER 1 and don't you ever forget that.
Dingo: you are not number one! No-one will ever take that from me! Van made a typo! :p

[Destruction]

Mayhem: Bellamy, I am on a role now and have all the momentum in the world. When I get this hyped nothing can stop me, not even you. At Untamed Chaos, I will emerge victorious in the match of the night and prove to everyone here that I am the real deal. You can try to screw me out of the match all you want, but I will win then I will win the tournament and become Carnage's champion.

Also, I AM THE NEW NUMBER 1 and don't you ever forget that.

Bellamy: The only thing number 1 about you, is how bad your shit smells

Luke Turne: Also, that he's piss

Gaileo: What about piss?

Rob Turne: Piss is number 1, Shit is number 2

Gaileo: Makes Sense

[dbenavides777]

Mayhem: Bellamy, I am on a role now and have all the momentum in the world. When I get this hyped nothing can stop me, not even you. At Untamed Chaos, I will emerge victorious in the match of the night and prove to everyone here that I am the real deal. You can try to screw me out of the match all you want, but I will win then I will win the tournament and become Carnage's champion.

Also, I AM THE NEW NUMBER 1 and don't you ever forget that.

Steele: Maychump... ur not number 1 until you beat me. You haven't proved a single damn thing to me nor the EWA fans. As far as we're concerned, you SUCK! Forget the numbers and let your actions do the talking and get in the ring with me so I can prove once and for all that I'm the better man. Semper Fi!

[Destruction]

Steele: Maychump... ur not number 1 until you beat me. You haven't proved a single damn thing to me nor the EWA fans. As far as we're concerned, you SUCK! Forget the numbers and let your actions do the talking and get in the ring with me so I can prove once and for all that I'm the better man. Semper Fi!

Luke Turne: By Semper Fi, do you mean suck off me? Because I could've sworn that you were saying that over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again when I walked pass your dressing room last night

OOC: I love what my name means (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ben) (I know it actually doesn't, but don't ruin my fun)

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: By Semper Fi, do you mean suck off me? Because I could've sworn that you were saying that over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again when I walked pass your dressing room last night

OOC: I love what my name means (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ben) (I know it actually doesn't, but don't ruin my fun)

Steele: Turne, you better show me respect son. I have no beef with you, but if you want the holy hell beaten out of you, I'd be gladly to accept that responsibility and beat the shit out of you. You know where to find me, I'll be waiting.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Steele: Maychump... ur not number 1 until you beat me. You haven't proved a single damn thing to me nor the EWA fans. As far as we're concerned, you SUCK! Forget the numbers and let your actions do the talking and get in the ring with me so I can prove once and for all that I'm the better man. Semper Fi!

IC: Your just jealous like everyone else because I am number 1. Now that I have it I won't let it go, especially to someone who hasn't even won a match yet. And Bellamy, I don't know who you are calling piss when all you are is a load of crap.

OOC: I am going to make Number 1 the yes of EWA lol

[Destruction]

Steele: Turne, you better show me respect son. I have no beef with you, but if you want the holy hell beaten out of you, I'd be gladly to accept that responsibility and beat the shit out of you. You know where to find me, I'll be waiting.

Luke Turne: *Cough*No Suck off me? *Cough*

The holy hell beaten out of me. Sorry, can you tell me how many matches you have won, or how many PPV matches you have been involved in. Or even tell me your match at Untamed Khaos. Johnny Hot did the right thing abandoning you, just like your papa did at birth, or your wifey, who Rob just phoned me, and says that he and she, or Semper Fi-ing as well. When you've beaten someone, as dangerous as Killa, you'll have my respect. Respect is something you have to EARN, not to be given. Come and find me, and I'll tell you when Rob is done (probably be tomorrow though, as a Turne, can go all...night...long)

[Kryptonite]

When i debut, thunder will hit your ass Hawk

[Destruction]

IC: Your just jealous like everyone else because I am number 1. Now that I have it I won't let it go, especially to someone who hasn't even won a match yet. And Bellamy, I don't know who you are calling piss when all you are is a load of crap.

OOC: I am going to make Number 1 the yes of EWA lol

Bellamy: I'm your boss dammit, for that insult, I am taking away your earnings for a year!

Luke Turne: In EWA, we don't get paid anything

Bellamy: Everywhere except Fury then

Gaileo: And Pain

Bellamy: Not my problem guys, go beat up CJ and Horus Black for all I care. As for you Hawk. I have a secret weapon. "Barbie" left Foley, and came to Ramon, so I wouldn't be so lucky. For all you know, a stipulation may be added to the match ;)

[Kryptonite]

Bellamy: I'm your boss dammit, for that insult, I am taking away your earnings for a year!

Luke Turne: In EWA, we don't get paid anything

Bellamy: Everywhere except Fury then

Gaileo: And Pain

Bellamy: Not my problem guys, go beat up CJ and Horus Black for all I care. As for you Hawk. I have a secret weapon. "Barbie" left Foley, and came to Ramon, so I wouldn't be so lucky. For all you know, a stipulation may be added to the match ;)
Ben, when do I debut?

[Destruction]

When i debut, thunder will hit your ass Hawk

Luke Turne: Electric Shock

Buzz, buzz, buzz

Rob: You mean, hit your ass Kinky like? We don't roll like that, we'll kick your ass

[Destruction]

Ben, when do I debut?

When Rob says so, I'd assume the 1st/2nd week after UK (I know your brand though)

Luke Turne: And you do... know that

[Kryptonite]

Luke Turne: Electric Shock

Buzz, buzz, buzz

Rob: You mean, hit your ass Kinky like? We don't roll like that, we'll kick your ass
Kryptonite: Fuck off you hippo

[Destruction]

Kryptonite: Fuck off you hippo

Rob: Hey! At least call them by their proper name Hippopotamus.

[Kryptonite]

Rob: Hey! At least call them by their proper name Hippopotamus.
Kryptonite: I was talking too you, you dicksauce

[Destruction]

Kryptonite: I was talking too you, you dicksauce

Luke Turne: Are you calling us cum? You should speak to Steele's wife about Rob's cum. Anyway, you haven't even debuted yet, so If I were you, I wouldn't talk shit to a tag team who's won a PPV match, and in a title match at Untamed Khaos

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: I Was Mid-Way thru stabbin a mudafuka wen it click'd 2 me....
I Got an iidea!

[Destruction]

Killa: I Was Mid-Way thru stabbin a mudafuka wen it click'd 2 me....
I Got an iidea!

Luke Turne: Is it using a dictionary?

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: *Cough*No Suck off me? *Cough*

The holy hell beaten out of me. Sorry, can you tell me how many matches you have won, or how many PPV matches you have been involved in. Or even tell me your match at Untamed Khaos. Johnny Hot did the right thing abandoning you, just like your papa did at birth, or your wifey, who Rob just phoned me, and says that he and she, or Semper Fi-ing as well. When you've beaten someone, as dangerous as Killa, you'll have my respect. Respect is something you have to EARN, not to be given. Come and find me, and I'll tell you when Rob is done (probably be tomorrow though, as a Turne, can go all...night...long)

Steele: Give Killa my number and I'll make him just another victim!!!

[Kryptonite]

Steele: Give Killa my number and I'll make him just another victim!!!
Kryptonite: Your mom was my victim last night, Bigboy ;)

[dbenavides777]

Kryptonite: Your mom was my victim last night, Bigboy ;)

Steele: Kryptonite, your mom is no picnic either... she is so damn fat, that whenever I'm on top of her I always burn my ass with the light bulb!!!

[Kryptonite]

Steele: Kryptonite, your mom is no picnic either... she is so damn fat, that whenever I'm on top of her I always burn my ass with the light bulb!!!
*Kryptonite looks at him like this: -_-" and walks away*

[Shining Light]

Bit of spam here (Sorry Van) but if anyone wants a game on XBL, then add me

GT = LittleHill

I play WWE 12 and Fifa 12 mostly :)

[Destruction]

Bit of spam here (Sorry Van) but if anyone wants a game on XBL, then add me

GT = LittleHill

I play WWE 12 and Fifa 12 mostly :)

I would, but my internet is having trouble connecting to XBL.

Luke Turne: Spam? That tastes like Shit!

[Shining Light]

I would, but my internet is having trouble connecting to XBL.

Luke Turne: Spam? That tastes like Shit!

S'alright Ben :)

Add me when it manages to connect if you wanna

[chunkkynutzzz]

@ Luke Turde- Don't Play yourself I Can reed purfeklee, nd spill juz RyeT!

@Steele- Da only Number u Gon have is da numa on yo Toe Tag Straight Body Count!

Come See KiLLa!

[Destruction]

@ Luke Turne- Don't play with yourself I can read perfectly, and spell just right!

@Steele- The only Number you're going to have is the number on your Toe Tag Straight Body Count!

Come See Killer!

Luke Turne: Fixed your spelling (I think, except from Italics, I didn't get that - still entertaining to read)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Bellamy: I'm your boss dammit, for that insult, I am taking away your earnings for a year!

Luke Turne: In EWA, we don't get paid anything

Bellamy: Everywhere except Fury then

Gaileo: And Pain

Bellamy: Not my problem guys, go beat up CJ and Horus Black for all I care. As for you Hawk. I have a secret weapon. "Barbie" left Foley, and came to Ramon, so I wouldn't be so lucky. For all you know, a stipulation may be added to the match ;)

IC as Mayhem: Add all the stipulations you like because I will just make it blow up in your face. Ramon won't compete in the title tournament because I will make sure he is the one pinned. And with your poster boy out of the running, the Number 1 superstar in the EWA will become Carnage's world champion. Besides, you are just angry you didn't make the list.

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: Add all the stipulations you like because I will just make it blow up in your face. Ramon won't compete in the title tournament because I will make sure he is the one pinned. And with your poster boy out of the running, the Number 1 superstar in the EWA will become Carnage's world champion. Besides, you are just angry you didn't make the list.

Bellamy: Hawk, I've had enough of you. I'll make sure you're punished. In fact, I'm going to be at Untamed Khaos, as a special guest commentator, so I'll make sure that you won't get away with anything

[chunkkynutzzz]

Luke Turne: Fixed your spelling (I think, except from Italics, I didn't get that - still entertaining to read)

Killa: Luke Turde I Don't know whatchu up 2....But I ain't likin it ...Keep yo Turde shit away b4 I put da burna 2 yo %ace

Ugh Don't let da get datt close o datt gon gon get datt close
Ughg

*lights a Blunt*Turns up Music*Zones Out*Fuck Luke Turde*coughs a lil bit*

...this datt ill goodie shiet!

[Destruction]

Killa: Luke Turde I Don't know whatchu up 2....But I ain't likin it ...Keep yo Turde shit away b4 I put da burna 2 yo %ace

Ugh Don't let da get datt close o datt gon gon get datt close
Ughg

*lights a Blunt*Turns up Music*Zones Out*Fucks Luke Turde*coughs a lil bit*

...this datt ill goodie shiet!

Luke Turne: I never agreed to this.

Are you sure it weren't Wonder dressed up as myself?

[wrestlingfan66513]

Bellamy: Hawk, I've had enough of you. I'll make sure you're punished. In fact, I'm going to be at Untamed Khaos, as a special guest commentator, so I'll make sure that you won't get away with anything

IC as Mayhem: Just because your the GM and can make matches means nothing to me. That just means I will burn brighter than anyone you put me against so there is no one you can through at me.

And Kryptonite, I can't wait until you debut so I can finally stop you from complaining. You about as bad as Ramon. You guys are just upset that I am and always will be NUMBER 1

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: Just because your the GM and can make matches means nothing to me. That just means I will burn brighter than anyone you put me against so there is no one you can through at me.

And Kryptonite, I can't wait until you debut so I can finally stop you from complaining. You about as bad as Ramon. You guys are just upset that I am and always will be NUMBER 1

Bellamy: *Cough* Number 1 Jobber *Cough* Number 1 Asshole *Cough* 1st out the tournament *Cough*

*Takes...http://exportimportindia.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Cough-Medicine.jpg*

Ahh, That's better you number 1 Future Endeavoured

[Destruction]

Van, Pau, Shining, B-Mac, and Giddy are all Smelly

[Shining Light]

Van, Pau, Shining, B-Mac, and Giddy are all Smelly

Go f*** yourself ;)

[Giddy]

Van, Pau, Shining, B-Mac, and Giddy are all Smelly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=oQV3njyUWZI&NR=1

[Destruction]

Go f*** yourself ;)

Destruction (Wrestler): It Can't reach my ass :(

[chunkkynutzzz]

Luke Turne: I never agreed to this.

Are you sure it weren't Wonder dressed up as myself?

Killa: Nah Son Fuck Outta here wit Dat Shit.... I meant as in Fuck Luke Turde,

Fucks Him nd all he bout...Nah mean

Not me bustina nutt nd dick stickin a turde, u a bugd dudde, ..but I ain't wid it dukes

[Shining Light]

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/trololol_b8f463_2919326.gif

[Destruction]

Killa: Nah Son Fuck Outta here wit Dat Shit.... I meant as in Fuck Luke Turde,

Fucks Him nd all he bout...Nah mean

Not me bustina nutt nd dick stickin a turde, u a bugd dudde, ..but I ain't wid it dukes

Need's a frickin translator

OOC: I love my new toy

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: I have not been as active as of late, but times are going to change. I only gave a small taste of mayhem to the fans last time but soon I will devastate the landscape of the EWA and show everyone the power of my newly perfected mayhem driver (Canadian destroyer) and the greatest top rope move to ever grace the ring, the phoenix splash.

And I'm fucking Jesus

Luke Turne: I am, *Turns Jim's wine into Water*

Bellamy: What... The... Fuck?

[Destruction]

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/trololol_b8f463_2919326.gif

I can't see it :(

[Destruction]

It works like this, and the way my post above shows now

Luke Turne: This is awesome

[pauadrian]

Luke Turne: Are you calling us cum? You should speak to Steele's wife about Rob's cum. Anyway, you haven't even debuted yet, so If I were you, I wouldn't talk shit to a tag team who's won a PPV match, and in a title match at Untamed Khaos

Kidd: From my point of view he is undfeated, like I am with this baby
*taps title*

[VanHooliganX]

Ah a new spoilers feature I see lol

[pauadrian]

SPOILER FOR THE CLUSTERFUCK CHAOS MATCH

It´s going to be a clusterfuck

[VanHooliganX]

Can someone tell me how to do said feature please?

[Giddy]

Can someone tell me how to do said feature please?
No........

[VanHooliganX]

Also. Read Pain!

I enjoyed this episode.

Carter: Hey, CJ is cool. He will be babysitting my nephew tomorrow. In fact he is paying me, really nice guy.

I lol'd...Hard.
Also. Good use of adverts EHC :)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Can someone tell me how to do said feature please?

[Spoiler] then [Spoiler/]

Just put the line at the end on the left side of the S

[VanHooliganX]

No........

You're smelly.

[Shining Light]

Also. Read Pain!

I enjoyed this episode.

Carter: Hey, CJ is cool. He will be babysitting my nephew tomorrow. In fact he is paying me, really nice guy.

I lol'd...Hard.
Also. Good use of adverts EHC :)

I also laughed at said line. Maybe he should put an advert in the Yellow Pages ;)

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Mayhem:
I AM NUMBER 1

[B-MCINTYRE]

I hate you all!

[Shining Light]

I hate you all!

How have you changed your username B-Mac? :)

[pauadrian]

I also laughed at said line. Maybe he should put an advert in the Yellow Pages ;)

Heskey: Can I help?

http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g468/ScFc_Kelsall_97/HeskeysGonnaRapeYou.png

[VanHooliganX]

IC as Mayhem:
I AM NUMBER 1

Van: Shame I have the longest streak like...

OOC: Congrats pal :)

[pauadrian]

IC as Mayhem:
I AM NUMBER 1
Kidd: Better than shit right?

[wrestlingfan66513]

Kidd: Better than shit right?

IC: If you mean Hans than yes! Also you might want to check the bottom

EWA Top 15 active list:

1st - Mike "Mayhem" Hawk - Was 9th - 3rd consecutive week in the top 15

Mike has taken the most advantage of quite a slow few days in EWA. But great IC work nevertheless. Congrats.
(Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes, I am Number 1!)

2nd - Hanz Gruber - Was 11th - 2nd consecutive week in the top 15

Big move up for Hanz this time as he does really well and takes 2nd.

3rd - Van Hooligan X - Was 5th - 5th consecutive week in the top 15

Van moves up 2 places and keeps the highest placed person with the highest streak in the top 15.

4th - Barbie - Was 7th - 5th consecutive week in the top 15

Once again Barbie remains top female k9 in EWA!

5th - Johnny Hot - Was 4th - 4th consecutive week in the top 15

Hot falls once again. But he stays in the top 5.

6th - Dingo - Was 1st - 4th consecutive week in the top 15

Dingo falls down quite a bit but still takes a strong 6th place. Can he move back into first next time?

7th - Christopher Jackson (CJ) - Was 13th - 5th consecutive week in the top 15

The wanking machine himself comes in 7th. He's tugs himself...up a few places this week

8th - Turne Brothers - Was 10th - 4th consecutive week in the top 15

The brothers once again become the highest placed tag team. They have quite a decent streak going for them now

9th - Ali Kazaam - Was 2nd - 2nd consecutive week in the top 15

Big drop for the runner-up last time round. Might need more than magic to get back up a few places.

10th - Rob Rage - New entrant

Robs first appearance in this list and he nets 10th. Also the first place new entrant this week.

11th - Two of a Kind - New entrant

2nd ever tag team to make the active list is added to the ever growing list of accomplishments. Now can they get a streak going?

12th - Heskey - Was 6th - 2nd consecutive week in the top 15

12TH PLAAAACE AND EVEN HESKEY GOT IT! 12TH PLAAAACE!

13th - Donnatello Jackson (DJ) - Was 8th - 5th consecutive week in the top 15

Where the hell is DJ?!

14th - Killa - Was 12th - 2nd consecutive week in the top 15

The gansta drops a bit but manages to get into the top 15, dawg.

15th - Alex Kidd - Was 3rd - 4th consecutive week in the top 15

Biggest fall goes to our champ. Can Kidd recover?!

[Giddy]

*Hot turns the corner to see Cody throwing his Beretta in the air and catching it while Jones is trying to take it*

OOC: This should be fun ;)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: ow bout a Gud ol Fashion , Screw All of U'z...

Nd Dammit Juz trizye to undastan wat I'm shayin

[B-MCINTYRE]

How have you changed your username B-Mac? :)
made a request to frank! :)

[Giddy]

Killa: ow bout a Gud ol Fashion , Screw All of U'z...

Nd Dammit Juz trizye to undastan wat I'm shayin
Hot: How about a good old fashion screw all of us and dammit just try to understand what I'm saying

[Giddy]

*Hot turns the corner to see Cody throwing his Beretta in the air and catching it while Jones is trying to take it*

OOC: This should be fun ;)
Hot: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BERETTA!?!?!?!?

*Cody gets scared and accidentally drops the gun, which shoots. This time, Jones jumps just in time, and the bullet flies and hits Warrech right in the left testicle*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali stole it from Dingo who stole it from DJ, now it's somewhere in Eruba!

[Giddy]

Ali stole it from Dingo who stole it from DJ, now it's somewhere in Eruba!
Unfortunately the whole time it was a fake. The real one is in Hot's pants... He knew no one would touch it after it was in there... Well no guy at least ;)

Except CJ :D

[pauadrian]

IC: If you mean Hans than yes! Also you might want to check the bottom !

Kidd: Those are rankings for bottom feeders like you, I´M THE WORLD CHAMPION, I don´t need to kiss the board of director´s ass to get to the top

[B-MCINTYRE]

Kidd: Those are rankings for bottom feeders like you, I´M THE WORLD CHAMPION, I don´t need to kiss the board of director´s ass to get to the top
Heskey pin the champ again...

[pauadrian]

Heskey pin the champ again...
Kidd: The only man that can be beat me is this man
*Heskey is seen raping CJ*
Kidd: That is just embarassing

[B-MCINTYRE]

Kidd: The only man that can be beat me is this man
*Heskey is seen raping CJ*
Kidd: That is just embarassing
Apparently we wrote the most epic thing giddy has ever seen...

[pauadrian]

Apparently we wrote the most epic thing giddy has ever seen...
lol I know he told me
We are the best e-fedders in the world lol
at least to him

[B-MCINTYRE]

lol I know he told me
We are the best e-fedders in the world lol
at least to him
What would he do without us!!

[VanHooliganX]

Good to see EWA has picked up a bit :)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

lol I know he told me
We are the best e-fedders in the world lol
at least to him

*cough* Me! :) *cough*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Good to see EWA has picked up a bit :)
Dingo:Yeah ever since that title DJ brought in! Ali still has it though and he's hiding in plains sight above us ...

[B-MCINTYRE]

*cough* Me! :) *cough*
I agree you are much better than myself but me and Pau working together beats everyone!

[pauadrian]

*cough* Me! :) *cough*
I was just joking bro
I´m the best by myself :p

[VanHooliganX]

*cough* Me! :) *cough*


I was just joking bro
I´m the best by myself :p

Now, now ladies. We all know that title belongs to The Vanity ;D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I agree you are much better than myself but me and Pau working together beats everyone!

AWWW. You are so sweet man. :o

LOL I was just messing around though man, there are alot of good promo guys on EWN and I don't consider myself one of them.

Better then Pau though! :p

[B-MCINTYRE]

AWWW. You are so sweet man. :o

LOL I was just messing around though man, there are alot of good promo guys on EWN and I don't consider myself one of them.

Better then Pau though! :p
You're actually very good ... Pau is okay. He just needs to maybe look over his work occasionally!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

You're actually very good ... Pau is okay. He just needs to maybe look over his work occasionally!

Haha! Cheers man. :)

[pauadrian]

You're actually very good ... Pau is okay. He just needs to maybe look over his work occasionally!
goamit kno i dont

[VanHooliganX]

Because it has been a while. I think you guys deserve 1 of my world exclusives


WORLD EXCLUSIVE TIME!


Another POC episode will be out soon!



Jesus Christ I spoil you guys. ;D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Because it has been a while. I think you guys deserve 1 of my world exclusives


WORLD EXCLUSIVE TIME!


Another POC episode will be out soon!



Jesus Christ I spoil you guys. ;D

POC Episode? what the hell is that.. :rolleyes:

[VanHooliganX]

POC Episode? what the hell is that.. :rolleyes:

*runs off crying like Barbie*

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

*runs off crying like Barbie*

Haha! * says to himself * that will teach him for going after my title. :D

[VanHooliganX]

Haha! * says to himself * that will teach him for owning me and rightfully putting me in my place by taking my title :D

Arrive.
Edit.
Stay.

Because why the hell would Van leave :cool: lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

Haha! Cheers man. :)
It's cool.

Ali: do you like this shiney belt I took from dingo?

[pauadrian]

Arrive.
Edit.
Stay.

Because why the hell would Van leave :cool: lol

Heskey: RIPOFF

[VanHooliganX]

Heskey: RIPOFF

Van: Improvement you mean.

[eyehatecena]

AWWW. You are so sweet man. :o

LOL I was just messing around though man, there are alot of good promo guys on EWN and I don't consider myself one of them.

Better then Pau though! :p

HBK- you are great- thats why you have a title in HWA


Anyways- I just finished writing up the last match for PAIN- recieved one of the two promos I was waiting for at the beginning of the show- I will insert that in- the post the rest of the show- two more matches and two or three promos

[VanHooliganX]

Also Pau sent in 1 filler speech so there is either 1 more spot for the next POC episode or Past Memories will get it.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Arrive.
Edit.
Stay.

Because why the hell would Van leave :cool: lol

Haha well played man. :) You know you ain;t getting my title though right?. :p

[VanHooliganX]

Haha well played man. :) You know you ain;t getting my title though right?. :p

*shrugs* Dunno the ending lol

I'd assume I'm not going to win it but I'm still going to make my character act like it's already in the bag lol :P

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

HBK- you are great- thats why you have a title in HWA


Anyways- I just finished writing up the last match for PAIN- recieved one of the two promos I was waiting for at the beginning of the show- I will insert that in- the post the rest of the show- two more matches and two or three promos

Thanks man. :) When im getting praise from people like you bro that does so much and is literally a big part of the E-fed world then that means alot.

Plus you just made friends with a WWE Fed creative member well done. :p Haha!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

*shrugs* Dunno the ending lol

I'd assume I'm not going to win it but I'm still going to make my character act like it's already in the bag lol :P

I don't know either man. actually thats kind of worrying Haha! :(

[VanHooliganX]

I don't know either man. actually thats kind of worrying Haha! :(

Don't worry bud. I have no clue what my characters doing here, A-Rev and HWA but I trust the feds :)

[eyehatecena]

Thanks man. :) When im getting praise from people like you bro that does so much and is literally a big part of the E-fed world then that means alot.

Plus you just made friends with a WWE Fed creative member well done. :p Haha!

Lol- World Title for Ultimate Warrior???? Just kidding. Nah, I'm serious- love your promo work for Carlos and glad to see you're a champ in any fed


Ok, PAIN is posted- just have to fix a spelling error

[Giddy]

I don't know either man. actually thats kind of worrying Haha! :(
I doooooooooooooo :D

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Mayhem: Before I win the title tournament, I think I desearve the IC title since I am the NEW NUMBER 1 in the EWA!!! Then I will become a double champion.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: U C ,Hot Got it...shootup dictionarys ,spit on vocabularys

*click,clack*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dark Match before PAIN!

Kryptonite and Barbie Panzer defeated Jackie Walkon and Bertha Ray
And then barbie punched krypton ire when he tried to hug her because.... She is not a whore :p

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Mayhem: Before I win the title tournament, I think I desearve the IC title since I am the NEW NUMBER 1 in the EWA!!! Then I will become a double champion.
Dingo: nope I stole it. Then Ali Kazam took it and won't give it back. Besides the rankings are rigged. Van just makes them up. I am now and forever shall be the number one here and everywhere I go!

[eyehatecena]

And then barbie punched krypton ire when he tried to hug her because.... She is not a whore :p


lol- thanks for finding that song- and thanks for pointing out my error- I fixed it- and added Jman's promo at the beginning(he got it in today)-

[B-MCINTYRE]

lol- thanks for finding that song- and thanks for pointing out my error- I fixed it- and added Jman's promo at the beginning(he got it in today)-
I've known that song for ages.. But I completely forgot about it for a while..

[Destruction]

Kidd: From my point of view he is undfeated, like I am with this baby
*taps title*

He Lost on Carnage

YOU DOUCHEBAG

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: Before I win the title tournament, I think I desearve the IC title since I am the NEW NUMBER 1 in the EWA!!! Then I will become a double champion.

Luke Turne: Number 1... Number 1... Number 1


I'd dread what would happen if you became World Champ

[pauadrian]

He Lost on Carnage

YOU DOUCHEBAG

Kidd: But did I lose the championship? Absolutely NOT

[Destruction]

Kidd: But did I lose the championship? Absolutely NOT

Luke Turne: I know, but Steele can't play with the big boys, he couldn't even win a tag team match

Also, how did you climb the cage, it's 96596590642345349564050864590238985802823854464693 4952385944.6 Times your size ;)

[pauadrian]

Luke Turne: I know, but Steele can't play with the big boys, he couldn't even win a tag team match

Also, how did you climb the cage, it's 96596590642345349564050864590238985802823854464693 4952385944.6 Times your size ;)

Kidd: http://i39.tinypic.com/2zp10yb.jpg

Keep laughing while I rule the world

[Destruction]

Kidd: http://i39.tinypic.com/2zp10yb.jpg

Keep laughing while I rule the world

*Cough* Heskey will get buried unless you like me *Cough*

[pauadrian]

*Cough* Heskey will get buried unless you like me *Cough*
OOC: Heskey doesn´t need to kiss ass because he is GAWD

[Destruction]

OOC: Heskey doesn´t need to kiss ass because he is GAWD

Luke Turne: I'm the only GAWD son

[pauadrian]

Luke Turne: I'm the only GAWD son


http://i40.tinypic.com/aagl6q.jpg

[Destruction]

http://i40.tinypic.com/aagl6q.jpg

Rob Turne: That's quite good, I'll admit that

[VanHooliganX]

When's Carnage Destruction? :)

[Destruction]

When's Carnage Destruction? :)

I don't have another one planned until After UK. (As far as I know anyway)

[VanHooliganX]

I don't have another one planned until After UK. (As far as I know anyway)

Fair enough then buddy.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Fair enough then buddy.
Ali Kazam: where's DJ, I have that title of his that got stolen from him.

[Destruction]

Ali Kazam: where's DJ, I have that title of his that got stolen from him.

Destruction: Give it to me *Takes It*.

This is under my control as Creative Member, until Rob says that it's not

[B-MCINTYRE]

Destruction: Give it to me *Takes It*.

This is under my control as Creative Member, until Rob says that it's not
Ali: no not for you!!!

*the title vanishes and appears on Ali's shoulders.*
Ali: it will only go to the possession of those who are worthy!!

[eyehatecena]

Toughts on PAIN? Great? Ok? Sucked? Lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

Toughts on PAIN? Great? Ok? Sucked? Lol
The exact thought of mine about pain...


gotta read pain... Gotta read pain... Gotta read pain... Oh a butterfly... Must chase butterfly... Must chase butterfly... What are my thoughts in pain?... Shit. Stupid butterfly... Gotta inflict pain on that butterfly... PAIN... Pain... Gotta read pain...

[Kryptonite]

Toughts on PAIN? Great? Ok? Sucked? Lol
have you already let my name show on pain or whatever you got in store for me

[Destruction]

have you already let my name show on pain or whatever you got in store for me

Read it, and you'll find out

[B-MCINTYRE]

have you already let my name show on pain or whatever you got in store for me
Yeah. You got hyped up!!! WE WANT KRYPTONITE!!!!!

[Kryptonite]

Yeah. You got hyped up!!! WE WANT KRYPTONITE!!!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfnwkheRH1qhv6pa.jpg

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfnwkheRH1qhv6pa.jpg
Sorry I forgot the end of the sentence... We want KRYPTONITE to go away! :p I kid. How's it going dude?

[Kryptonite]

And this is what i want to say too giddy... We want GIDDY to go away! :p I kid. How's it going dude?
I'm okay, and you?

[B-MCINTYRE]

I'm okay, and you?
I'm Sleep typing...

[eyehatecena]

well krypto will be on carnage, but wanted to do a vignette for him touting his debut. The dark match- i needed a filler so gave him a win, along with barbie

[wrestlingfan66513]

well krypto will be on carnage, but wanted to do a vignette for him touting his debut. The dark match- i needed a filler so gave him a win, along with barbie

IC as Mayhem: I hope he isn't looking to get far in Carnage and win the world title because this is in his way

The Number 1 Superstar in the EWA

[aloisick]

anyone play pokerstars?

[wrestlingfan66513]

anyone play pokerstars?

I play Poker just never tried online

[aloisick]

just killed it in a tournament

[VanHooliganX]

I play Poker just never tried online

Same. Although it's been a while since I played.


just killed it in a tournament

:O MURDERER! lol

[eyehatecena]

Hmmmmm... looking at the stuff above the reply box- I never realozed there was a button 'paste from word"

I need to try that


-superstar name- Hanz Gruber

-entrance song/motion- Edges entrance song- I forgot the title, just know Alter Bridge does it

-finisher moves- scorpion death drop, sharpshooter, superkick, backbreaker(switches it up every match so his opponents do not know which one he will use)

-signature moves- sharpshooter, moonsault, dropkick, superkick, walls of jericho, back breaker

-any other certain moves you would want your character to have- spits mist in opponents face sometimes, learned that while in japan, also mixes in MMA moves into matches at times

-attire and color- dark long pants, dark boots

-physical looks (hair,skin color,body build,Tattoos,facial hair etc.). Cross between Jericho, Punk, HBK, Rhodes- meaning not super built, but not as small as Rey, nor as built as Batsista or Cena. Some tats, shortish black/brown hair, goatee. White

-nick name- Die Sucht (die pronouced - d)

-weight class- 225lb- 6 ft 2

-face/heel- heel

-gimmick- none really, just does what it takes to win

-bio- just likes to fight, does whatever it takes to win. Loyal to friends until stabbed in the back- then there is no turning back- you are an enemy for life. From Germany, started wrestling while 17yrs old, now 23. In those short years has wrestled in Mexico- where he trained in MMA and in wrestling with Dos Caras Jr before Caras was called up to WWE as Del Rio. Wrestled in Japan, learning from the Great Muta, Ultimo Dragon and others. Formed team with Harry Smith while in Japan- coming close but not winning the tag titles. Trained in the US with the Funks, then Raven, and finally Bryan Danielson. Wrestled in a few different indys in the US before recently debuting in HWA hoping to make a big impact there and now also in EWA

[eyehatecena]

oh well- it works, but does not bring the coloured text over...so will just do as I had been doing

[aloisick]

Same. Although it's been a while since I played.



:O MURDERER! lol

the llamas deserved it lol

[Kryptonite]

IC as Mayhem: I hope he isn't looking to get far in Carnage and win the world title because this is in his way

The Number 1 Superstar in the EWA
Kryptonite: That is what i like from you Mayhem, your a challenge.. I would be glad to put thunder on your ass!

[Destruction]

Luke Turne: I'm better than everyone, everywhere

[wrestlingfan66513]

Kryptonite: That is what i like from you Mayhem, your a challenge.. I would be glad to put thunder on your ass!

IC as Mayhem: Well pay attention to the fatal four way at Untamed Chaos, because if your in the title tournament then you may meet up with a few of the guys in that match. I will make sure I win and pin Ramon, so you don't have to worry about him in the tournament or facing me in the first round, since I will get a pass.

[eyehatecena]

IC as Mayhem: Well pay attention to the fatal four way at Untamed Chaos, because if your in the title tournament then you may meet up with a few of the guys in that match. I will make sure I win and pin Ramon, so you don't have to worry about him in the tournament or facing me in the first round, since I will get a pass.

Barbie: Don't be underestimating Kryptonite- he and I beat some tough motherfuckers before PAIN! The guy is championship material

[wrestlingfan66513]

Barbie: Don't be underestimating Kryptonite- he and I beat some tough motherfuckers before PAIN! The guy is championship material

IC as Mayhem: Thanks for the tip, but I never debuted in a dark match. I pinned Ramon in a 6 man tag main event on Carnage. Plus I am the new Number 1. Kryptonite, I look forward to facing off against you, because I know it will be a classic.

Also Ramon, your friend Bellamy is going to be out at the announcer's table for the fatal four way. If he screws anyone of us out of a win, then I will make sure you can't compete in the tournament.

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: Well pay attention to the fatal four way at Untamed Chaos, because if your in the title tournament then you may meet up with a few of the guys in that match. I will make sure I win and pin Ramon, so you don't have to worry about him in the tournament or facing me in the first round, since I will get a pass.

Bellamy: You Call yourself the Champion, but you spelt the PPV name wrong

Luke Turne: It's Untamed Khaos

[Destruction]

Luke Turne: Destruction is the best creative member

[Jamie9/37]

Luke Turne: Destruction is the best creative member































































Its a fricken never ending ladder

[VanHooliganX]

Its a fricken never ending ladder
Welcome 2 EWA pal :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Same. Although it's been a while since I played.



:O MURDERER! lol
I play Thursday nights ....

[VanHooliganX]

I play Thursday nights ....

Nice pal :)

Van: Hey Cass...Where did you finish?

Cass: Shut up!...I've just been busy is all.

Van: You choked again HAHAHA

[Broc]

So... these show things.... is there going to be one involving me soon? Promo wise? I need to start the mental preparation for promo making early

[B-MCINTYRE]

Nice pal :)

Van: Hey Cass...Where did you finish?

Cass: Shut up!...I've just been busy is all.

Van: You choked again HAHAHA
Dingo: it doesn't mater wheat you finish! I stole the IC title from DJ!!

Ali Kazam: and where is the title? Oh yeah right here!

*Ali holds the title down below him so dingo can see it....*

[VanHooliganX]

So... these show things.... is there going to be one involving me soon? Promo wise? I need to start the mental preparation for promo making early

I believe Untamed Khaos is next buddy. So just practice your tapping out skills ;) lol

[VanHooliganX]

Dingo: it doesn't mater wheat you finish! I stole the IC title from DJ!!

Ali Kazam: and where is the title? Oh yeah right here!

*Ali holds the title down below him so dingo can see it....*

Van: *points to the title, turns out DJ had a chocolate title (Like chocolate coins) and it had started to melt*

Cass: Still looks pretty yummy :P

[Broc]

I believe Untamed Khaos is next buddy. So just practice your tapping out skills ;) lol

Oh shit we're already there? Is this the first EWA PPV?

Anyway, IC: The only person who needs to practice his tapping is the ref, for when he counts to three while I'm pinning you.

[VanHooliganX]

Oh shit we're already there? Is this the first EWA PPV?

Anyway, IC: The only person who needs to practice his tapping is the ref, for when he counts to three while I'm pinning you.

Indeed it is :)

Van: Ha! Implying. Although, I should basically say the same thing and say it is informing. Doesn't honestly matter how I beat you. All I know is that I'll once again by the dude who steals the show without being in the main event.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Van: *points to the title, turns out DJ had a chocolate title (Like chocolate coins) and it had started to melt*

Cass: Still looks pretty yummy :P
*Ali Let's go off the chocolate title and melted chocolate goes everywhere.... He claps his hands and the real one appears in them*

[eyehatecena]

second PPV- Bloodbath was the first- and Broccy- sent ya a PM

[Jamie9/37]

Welcome 2 EWA pal :)

cheers mate

[Broc]

second PPV- Bloodbath was the first- and Broccy- sent ya a PM

Right, forgot about that. I wasn't even here as a character at that time.

And yeah, everything's cool with that.

[HolyJose2391]

Indeed it is :)

Van: Ha! Implying. Although, I should basically say the same thing and say it is informing. Doesn't honestly matter how I beat you. All I know is that I'll once again by the dude who steals the show without being in the main event.
IC as HolyJose: Van you're facing Broc?you have little competition here

[wrestlingfan66513]

cheers mate

IC as Mayhem: Welcome and I am sure you'll do fine here. Just know that I am Number 1 here on the latest Top 15 list.

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Mayhem: Welcome and I am sure you'll do fine here. Just know that I am Number 1 here on the latest Top 15 list.
Dingo: not for long 😖

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: 👽I am number 1! I will destroy you! 💀

[wrestlingfan66513]

Dingo: ��I am number 1! I will destroy you! ��

IC as Mayhem: If you look at the list then you will see that you are number 6. Above CJ but below Hot and I am NUMBER 1, will still be NUMBER 1 next week, and will never ever stop being NUMBER 1.
And next week.....

I AM STILL NUMBER 1

[B-MCINTYRE]

IC as Mayhem: If you look at the list then you will see that you are number 6. Above CJ but below Hot and I am NUMBER 1, will still be NUMBER 1 next week, and will never ever stop being NUMBER 1.
And next week.....

I AM STILL NUMBER 1
Dingo: except I am the Real number one...

[wrestlingfan66513]

Dingo: except I am the Real number one...

IC as Mayhem: I am the one and only NUMBER 1. I am the best Number 1 now, then and forever. There will never be a Number 1 like me again.

Also I freaking love auctions!!! Just bought 3 rings a week ago, 2 of them were 14K white gold with rubies in them and the other was 10K yellow gold with a sapphire for $130 all together. Sold them all to a store for $1200!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: you're not number one mate! That is my spot. Mine!!!

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: I am the one and only NUMBER 1. I am the best Number 1 now, then and forever. There will never be a Number 1 like me again.

Also I freaking love auctions!!! Just bought 3 rings a week ago, 2 of them were 14K white gold with rubies in them and the other was 10K yellow gold with a sapphire for $130 all together. Sold them all to a store for $1200!!!

CJ: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY

Luke Turne: What the fuck? Anyways, Mayhem... you smell worse than Giddy!!!!!!!

[wrestlingfan66513]

CJ: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY

Luke Turne: What the fuck? Anyways, Mayhem... you smell worse than Giddy!!!!!!!

Mayhem: I am NUMBER 1 and your smell worse than Giddy.

2131

[Destruction]

Mayhem: I am NUMBER 1 and your smell worse than Giddy.

2131

Luke Turne: *you

Also, stop stealing my saying, and CJ is the one and only, if you listen to his theme music

[Shining Light]

Luke Turne: *you

Also, stop stealing my saying, and CJ is the one and only, if you listen to his theme music

CJ: It is true... I am the One and Only ;)

[Kryptonite]

Dingo: you're not number one mate! That is my spot. Mine!!!
Kryptonite shakes his head and walks away laughing at Dingo

[Shining Light]

CJ: Hey guys!

I'm just here to remind you that DJ is still missing... and I'm still watching that fuckin' episode of Loose Women!

No girls, I do not want to hear stories about how your husbands have all left you for 17 year old Morrocan babes. STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT!

So yeah... If any of you see DJ, just give me a shout yeah?

[B-MCINTYRE]

CJ: Hey guys!

I'm just here to remind you that DJ is still missing... and I'm still watching that fuckin' episode of Loose Women!

No girls, I do not want to hear stories about how your husbands have all left you for 17 year old Morrocan babes. STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT!

So yeah... If any of you see DJ, just give me a shout yeah?
Dingo: last time I saw him was when I stole the IC title! Because it is mine because I am number 1!!!

[Shining Light]

Dingo: last time I saw him was when I stole the IC title! Because it is mine because I am number 1!!!

CJ: Well if you see him, tell him to call me. I miss his hugs :(

[VanHooliganX]

Cass: I miss him too

JD: As do I. I wish I had the chance to meet him.

Cass: Wait what?! D--*JD stops him*

JD: No I'm JD. I'm on work experience *turns out it is DJ but in a gentlemen mushtache, but play along ;) ...It help me IC with him then and do the POC A-Rev special*

Cass: Ah...You look a lot like him though

JD: I get that a lot.

[Shining Light]

Cass: I miss him too

JD: As do I. I wish I had the chance to meet him.

Cass: Wait what?! D--*JD stops him*

JD: No I'm JD. I'm on work experience *turns out it is DJ but in a gentlemen mushtache, but play along ;) ...It help me IC with him then and do the POC A-Rev special*

Cass: Ah...You look a lot like him though

JD: I get that a lot.

Just as we discussed on XBL ;)

CJ: *Looks at JD*

I just don't see the similarites between you and my brother... Although you do have the same BO as him!

*CJ goes to walk away, but turns around*

You know, there's a saying... "Once you've had a bit of CJ... you've got to give me a BJ" ;)

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Mayhem: I am the one and only NUMBER 1. I am the best Number 1 now, then and forever. There will never be a Number 1 like me again.

Also I freaking love auctions!!! Just bought 3 rings a week ago, 2 of them were 14K white gold with rubies in them and the other was 10K yellow gold with a sapphire for $130 all together. Sold them all to a store for $1200!!!

Killa: Gotta Respect yo Hustle

Really tho Gotta Respect yo hustle lol

[dbenavides777]

When is Carnage coming out again?

[Destruction]

When is Carnage coming out again?

There isn't one until after Untamed Khaos.

Only house shows

[Jamie9/37]

When is Carnage coming out again?

EXECUTION: When i damn say so

[dbenavides777]

There isn't one until after Untamed Khaos.

Only house shows

Ok, thanks.

[dbenavides777]

EXECUTION: When i damn say so

Steele: Welcome newbie... Just stay the hell out of my way!!! Oorah!

[Jamie9/37]

Steele: Welcome newbie... Just stay the hell out of my way!!! Oorah!

EXECUTION: Never been a newb and you will realise that if you keep talking smack and wish to get in the ring against me but im sure you care about your health enough not to waste my time knocking you senseless

[SouthernBlood]

Why the hell did I click this thread? lol Im not honestly sure.

[dbenavides777]

EXECUTION: Never been a newb and you will realise that if you keep talking smack and wish to get in the ring against me but im sure you care about your health enough not to waste my time knocking you senseless

Steele: Son, you're barking up the wrong tree.... As I've said before, I'm not hard to find. I will make my Impact here in the EWA as soon as the brass starts giving me asses to kick. I will start shaking the ground to make myself known.

[Jamie9/37]

Steele: Son, you're barking up the wrong tree.... As I've said before, I'm not hard to find. I will make my Impact here in the EWA as soon as the brass starts giving me asses to kick. I will start shaking the ground to make myself known.

EXECUTION: Why shake the ground when i damn well put you through it????? but dont worry this isnt personal im going to destroy everyone on the roster..... why? Cause it feels so damn good

[dbenavides777]

EXECUTION: Why shake the ground when i damn well put you through it????? but dont worry this isnt personal im going to destroy everyone on the roster..... why? Cause it feels so damn good

Adrian Guerrero: Orale homes... ju talking to mutch trash ese... Don't be mad at me, em just bedder den ju.