EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[VanHooliganX]

Hot: You're a creeper dude. You like to grab your own wanger. I only let you marry my daughter cuz I knew you'd never bang 'er!

Van: Please you haven't got half the badass rap that I have.

[Giddy]

*CJ looks around and then gestures for Johnny Hot to come closer*

CJ: *Whispering* Fuck off.
Hot: How 'bout I call up CPS about those kids on yo lap FOO'!

[Giddy]

Van: Please you haven't got half the badass rap that I have.
Hot: Watch what you say. Kids love me more than lunch. I'm not the one who's face is on some whack ass Captain Crunch!

[VanHooliganX]

9000th POST!!!!!!

Luke Turne: Fuck Yeah

More importantly. We've hit 100k views :)

[VanHooliganX]

Hot: Watch what you say. Kids love me more than lunch. I'm not the one who's face is on some whack ass Captain Crunch!

Van: I'll say this once Johnny, I hope it's understood. Get back in your Van, get the fuck outta my neibourhood.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke: Spoiler didn't open
Stupid thing won't work. But read the edited post anyway!!

[Destruction]

Luke Turne:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

Great song

[Giddy]

Van: I'll say this once Johnny, I hope it's understood. Get back in your Van, get the fuck outta my neibourhood.
Hot: I'll shove a flag uppa your ass, and claim you for USA!

[VanHooliganX]

Hot: I'll shove a flag uppa your ass, and claim you for USA!

Van: Ha! I've heard better battles from CJ, son. I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns!

Your real last name is Greek, so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass.

You should've thrown your rhythms over the cliff because their sickly, you will not enjoy this. But it will be over quickly

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: Get the fuck out of my way. Unless you want to be crushed as well!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: If Everbody is Rappin Then Heerrreee weee gooo

Everythings a Go , Got dat whitegurl Snow
Best Product,make a profit yea u know
Plus got guns da size of 1st graders
Bout my money, bout my bread ,bout my paper

Bakery style da way I put cake up
Shootup da funeral, fuck da wake umm

Still thinkin ,make a killin best in da world bitches

Stab a nig quick after shootin juz for shits and giggles

Asap stacks , I'm smellin like da bank vault
And my pockets fatter then rossanne bo!

Cheheeeaaaaa!

*let's off a shot in da air*

[Destruction]

IC as Killa: If Everbody is Rappin Then Heerrreee weee gooo

Everythings a Go , Got dat whitegurl Snow
Best Product,make a profit yea u know
Plus got guns da size of 1st graders
Bout my money, bout my bread ,bout my paper

Bakery style da way I put cake up
Shootup da funeral, fuck da wake umm

Still thinkin ,make a killin best in da world bitches

Stab a nig quick after shootin juz for shits and giggles

Asap stacks , I'm smellin like da bank vault
And my pockets fatter then rossanne bo!

Cheheeeaaaaa!

*let's off a shot in da air*

Luke Turne: You might want this

http://www.321coloringpages.com/images/_BOOKS/dictionary-for-kids/dictionary-for-kids-3.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

The 11th thread in EWN history to reach the 6 digit number in thread views. Just beating the English banter thread which is currently on 97k.

Well done guys :)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Luke Turne: You might want this

http://www.321coloringpages.com/images/_BOOKS/dictionary-for-kids/dictionary-for-kids-3.jpg

Ic as Killa: *with a 9MM shoots it out your hand*...Don't Play yoself!
Ya mudafukaz gott me swole witcha dikchonarees!..bout 2 gett at awl ya lil nigz!

[Giddy]

Hot: Ever since I joined this fed views and coverage have been rising and rising. Remember when I told you all on my debut that I would lead EWA to the top? Well the Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived told you so :D

[eyehatecena]

the finalized Untamed Khaos card looks awesome. I will be sending out my promo assignments later on- tonight during raw.

[Destruction]

I think UK is 14 matches. A prediction contest should be up in the next few days.

[Destruction]

Has anyone took Heskey

If you have PM me, cause I need a promo for UK

[VanHooliganX]

I think UK is 14 matches. A prediction contest should be up in the next few days.

Wow! Bigass PPV. Should be pretty good though, I can tell why it's taking a while.


Has anyone took Heskey

If you have PM me, cause I need a promo for UK

I was talking to Shin over Xbawx Live yesterday and he said he wouldn't mind making Heskey CJ's assistant or something along the lines of that.

[Destruction]

Wow! Bigass PPV. Should be pretty good though, I can tell why it's taking a while.



I was talking to Shin over Xbawx Live yesterday and he said he wouldn't mind making Heskey CJ's assistant or something along the lines of that.

That's ok, if it's like Ryder/Santino as Teddy's assistant, but he has plans for Carnage for the immediate future. I'll PM him now

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Artemis walks into the room, sees Dingo sitting at the bar, he takes a pool stick and cracks Dingo in the fucking head with it. Dingo drops his Foster's like a little girl and falls to the ground. Artemis goes outside, grabs a cage, goes back in, pulls down Dingo's pants and opens the cage on Dingo's ass. At that moment a young Kangaroo comes out and literally begins fucking Dingo and then begins beating the shit out of him. As Dingo tries to get up, Artemis puts his foot on his head and pulls out a Samuel Adams, drinks some of it and pours the rest of it onto Dingo's head.

Artemis Eclipse: "Greetings from Boston, Bitch."

At this time Luke Turne walks in, Artemis notices and runs after him. Luke sees Artemis running and runs out faster than a gay man seeing a sale on Logo and Bravo shows on DVD.


OOC: On a side note, I'm back. I kind of passed out. Sleep rules. Either way, I think "Greetings From Boston, Bitch" will be a new move for Artemis.

[Destruction]

Artemis walks into the room, sees Dingo sitting at the bar, he takes a pool stick and cracks Dingo in the fucking head with it. Dingo drops his Foster's like a little girl and falls to the ground. Artemis goes outside, grabs a cage, goes back in, pulls down Dingo's pants and opens the cage on Dingo's ass. At that moment a young Kangaroo comes out and literally begins fucking Dingo and then begins beating the shit out of him. As Dingo tries to get up, Artemis puts his foot on his head and pulls out a Samuel Adams, drinks some of it and pours the rest of it onto Dingo's head.

Artemis Eclipse: "Greetings from Boston, Bitch."

At this time Luke Turne walks in, Artemis notices and runs after him. Luke sees Artemis running and runs out faster than a gay man seeing a sale on Logo and Bravo shows on DVD.


OOC: On a side note, I'm back. I kind of passed out. Sleep rules. Either way, I think "Greetings From Boston, Bitch" will be a new move for Artemis.

Luke Turne: Please take your sick fantasies to the JBW discussion thread please ;)

[Destruction]

Prediction Contest Up

[Destruction]

Between Now and Bloodbath, we have had 823 pages of ICing/Spam/Discussion/Other

80 pages from beginning to PPV 1

823 pages from PPV 1 to (Hopefully a week, maybe 2) before PPV 2

[chunkkynutzzz]

Between Now and Bloodbath, we have had 823 pages of ICing/Spam/Discussion/Other

80 pages from beginning to PPV 1

823 pages from PPV 1 to (Hopefully a week, maybe 2) before PPV 2

Incredible HiGH TiMes!

[VanHooliganX]

Between Now and Bloodbath, we have had 823 pages of ICing/Spam/Discussion/Other

80 pages from beginning to PPV 1

823 pages from PPV 1 to (Hopefully a week, maybe 2) before PPV 2

O___o Good lord.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Heskey has to school boy Cj in every episode for a pinfall

Somehow no matter the time ,beginning ,middle or end somehow heskey has to schoolboy pin cj

Lmfao it wud be pure epicness and a great good ol laugh lol

[sxe_savior]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CGyEScFJY40/Tbd8F5JEp7I/AAAAAAAAAhM/O0q2lnJUw5Q/s1600/estadio-omnilife.jpg

http://elbalonrosa.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/chivas-manu-11-0.jpg?w=490&h=326

http://st-listas.20minutos.es/images/2011-01/271540/2842183_640px.jpg?1295979427




Pau wanted to share these pictures with you guys

[eyehatecena]

sweet pixs. You're his cuz correct? Tell him EHC said hello please

[sxe_savior]

sweet pixs. You're his cuz correct? Tell him EHC said hello please

Yes, he is back but he is taking a break a from forums for a bit.
He is going to be going back and forth traveling

[eyehatecena]

almost finished writing my 3rd UK ppv match

[B-MCINTYRE]

almost finished writing my 3rd UK ppv match
Yay? I think

[Giddy]

almost finished writing my 3rd UK ppv match
Can't wait to read it man :D

[eyehatecena]

I can't wait to read Hardcore Heaven- and what comes after

[B-MCINTYRE]

I can't wait to read Hardcore Heaven- and what comes after
I can't wait to see 808 make Broc his bitch!

[Robareid]

Four segments down, 54 to go

Does anybody have any ideas of what we can use for the official theme song?

[pauadrian]

Guys, I can keep doing my promos but you have to send them on weekdays, I have the whole weekends and a part of monday out of town.
I train footy on weekdays in the morning and weekends I am going to start going out of the state.
this is my schedule
Monday arrive town
Tuesday morning training
Wednsday morning training
Thursday morning training
Friday morning training and leaving
Saturday arrive
Sunday play football

BTW I met YoungOne in Guadalajara, we are in the same football team

[Destruction]

Youngone? How's he doing

[pauadrian]

Youngone? How's he doing

Let's just say he is another Gddy.
It's awesome he got to move over there
I have to fucking travel

[Robareid]

Guys, I can keep doing my promos but you have to send them on weekdays, I have the whole weekends and a part of monday out of town.
I train footy on weekdays in the morning and weekends I am going to start going out of the state.
this is my schedule
Monday arrive town
Tuesday morning training
Wednsday morning training
Thursday morning training
Friday morning training and leaving
Saturday arrive
Sunday play football

BTW I met YoungOne in Guadalajara, we are in the same football team

Which team are you playing for? Did you just recently get signed? If so that's awesome news!

[pauadrian]

Which team are you playing for? Did you just recently get signed? If so that's awesome news!

I have to train first and the scout will see if I am any good, got called up last week
MUTHAFUCKIN CHIVAS my dream team in mexico
I also got to meet some of my favorite players

[Robareid]

I have to train first and the scout will see if I am any good, got called up last week
MUTHAFUCKIN CHIVAS my dream team in mexico
I also got to meet some of my favorite players

Wow congratulations mate, I had no idea you were so good. It's great you get to follow your dream

[Destruction]

I have to train first and the scout will see if I am any good, got called up last week
MUTHAFUCKIN CHIVAS my dream team in mexico
I also got to meet some of my favorite players

That's great man, so happy for you.

A PM coming your way now

[pauadrian]

Wow congratulations mate, I had no idea you were so good. It's great you get to follow your dream

Not yet mate, like I said I am still on probation.
I will be told if I am in the club or not in 3 months, that's the break I was taking

[Robareid]

Not yet mate, like I said I am still on probation.
I will be told if I am in the club or not in 3 months, that's the break I was taking

Ah, okay. What are the chances of you getting in? 50:50? 30:70? 5:95?

[Destruction]

Ah, okay. What are the chances of you getting in? 50:50? 20:70? 5:95?

How many people are there?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ah, okay. What are the chances of you getting in? 50:50? 20:70? 5:95?
1:1; 2:7 or 1:19...

[Robareid]

1:1; 2:7 or 1:19...

Fuck you I was doing percentages and screwed up badly on one

[aloisick]

This will be my last post for a long time and i wont be replying to any posts regarding this one.... unless you PM me

I am severely dissapointted at the accusations surrounding me and my brothers accounts and apparently that they are both my accounts,
Broc.... i cant believe after all the altercations we have had that you would say such a thing... is that why execution hasnt debuted yet? and rated.... poor form my friend i thought we were cool, seems like we are not and to the rest of you shame..... i cant believe that once again that my credibility is being questioned when what gain would i get out of making a new user name and claiming hes my brother? hmm nothing...... and i never said he was my cousin when did i say that hmmm? this is very low and im not happy....... this is why i am leaving and you guys are making that very easy to do and to certain creative members, a tip if you want promos done send them to ALOISICK otherwise they wont get done, and if i get punished cause of this well good cause quite frankly you people should be ashamed..... i give you characters after characters.... you ask them to go face, they go face, you ask me to promo off... i promo off.... you tell me kick back i kick back and to EWA and Alpha Rev, i gave you guys at least 10 characters each without questioning your motives for the threads or anything... just from good faith. and look where thats got me

good bye E-Peeps and if you ever want me back say shit to my face and stop spreading garbage

[B-MCINTYRE]

Fuck you I was doing percentages and screwed up badly on one
I would say! :)

[pauadrian]

Ah, okay. What are the chances of you getting in? 50:50? 30:70? 5:95?

Looks like a 60:40
It helps me that I am fast and can play any position on the field

[B-MCINTYRE]

Looks like a 60:40
It helps me that I am fast and can play any position on the field
Good luck to you sir!!! :)

[pauadrian]

Good luck to you sir!!! :)

It's going to be your fault if I don't make it, ya know that right?

[aloisick]

It's going to be your fault if I don't make it, ya know that right?

i know i said i would not post again but damn mighty fine effort Pau and i know we have had our differences but as a CHIVAS fan and a sportsman who nearly made it i just want to say good luckj im sure you will kill it cant wait to see you is PAUADRIAN your real name?

[B-MCINTYRE]

It's going to be your fault if I don't make it, ya know that right?
In that case break a leg! :)

[pauadrian]

i know i said i would not post again but damn mighty fine effort Pau and i know we have had our differences but as a CHIVAS fan and a sportsman who nearly made it i just want to say good luckj im sure you will kill it cant wait to see you is ADRIAN your real name?

Bolded is my name, thanks mate.
Going to be traveling alot though.
All is well though

[B-MCINTYRE]

Bolded is my name, thanks mate.
Going to be traveling alot though.
All is well though
True story voodoo

[Robareid]

Looks like a 60:40
It helps me that I am fast and can play any position on the field

That's good news, I wish you the best of luck. When you become all rich and famous, don't forget us lol ;)

[pauadrian]

That's good news, I wish you the best of luck. When you become all rich and famous, don't forget us lol ;)

SCREW YOU ALL
lol

[Destruction]

SCREW YOU ALL
lol

When you score the winning goal in the World Cup Final, thank Benjamin Thomas Hawkesworth

*Exaggerating I know, but don't forget!!!*

[pauadrian]

When you score the winning goal in the World Cup Final, thank Benjamin Thomas Hawkesworth

*Exaggerating I know, but don't forget!!!*

My dedication goal is going to be me teabagging somebody lol

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Mayhem: The time is near, and Untamed Khaos is almost at hand. Soon, I will be one step close to realizing my dream at winning a world title. Bellamy, Ramon, both of you have been out to get me the last few weeks but right now the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA has the momentum and when I am on a role, I can not be stopped.

OOC: Sorry for not being active yesterday, was very busy and no time for the computer.

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: The time is near, and Untamed Khaos is almost at hand. Soon, I will be one step close to realizing my dream at winning a world title. Bellamy, Ramon, both of you have been out to get me the last few weeks but right now the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA has the momentum and when I am on a role, I can not be stopped.

OOC: Sorry for not being active yesterday, was very busy and no time for the computer.

Luke Turne: You Smelly

[chunkkynutzzz]

Pau if you ever win da big one , For No Damn reason end it with I Love E-Fedding Thank You!!

Goodnight !!

Lmao Reporters Face reactions wud be Epic lmao

[Broc]

This will be my last post for a long time and i wont be replying to any posts regarding this one.... unless you PM me

I am severely dissapointted at the accusations surrounding me and my brothers accounts and apparently that they are both my accounts,
Broc.... i cant believe after all the altercations we have had that you would say such a thing... is that why execution hasnt debuted yet? and rated.... poor form my friend i thought we were cool, seems like we are not and to the rest of you shame..... i cant believe that once again that my credibility is being questioned when what gain would i get out of making a new user name and claiming hes my brother? hmm nothing...... and i never said he was my cousin when did i say that hmmm? this is very low and im not happy....... this is why i am leaving and you guys are making that very easy to do and to certain creative members, a tip if you want promos done send them to ALOISICK otherwise they wont get done, and if i get punished cause of this well good cause quite frankly you people should be ashamed..... i give you characters after characters.... you ask them to go face, they go face, you ask me to promo off... i promo off.... you tell me kick back i kick back and to EWA and Alpha Rev, i gave you guys at least 10 characters each without questioning your motives for the threads or anything... just from good faith. and look where thats got me

good bye E-Peeps and if you ever want me back say shit to my face and stop spreading garbage

Well 'sick, the reason Jamie's character hasn't debuted is because creative has been busy as hell trying to get the past month's worth of shows up, while still planning ahead for Hardcore Heaven.

Dude, if you and him aren't the same person, great. But I have an opinion, and if YOU know it's not true, that's all that matters, don't worry about me.

[VanHooliganX]

Anywho! Well done to HWA for a BEAST PPV :)

Hopefully UK can compete to that level :)

[Broc]

Anywho! Well done to HWA for a BEAST PPV :)

Hopefully UK can compete to that level :)

It will. EWA always puts on a great show, it'd be a toss up to say who has better show quality between EWA and HWA, but that would just be a matter of one's opinion.

[VanHooliganX]

It will. EWA always puts on a great show, it'd be a toss up to say who has better show quality between EWA and HWA, but that would just be a matter of one's opinion.

Aye I agree. Although HWA is much better at pumping those shows quicker so technically you have the edge.

Still HWA and EWA are pretty badass :cool:

[Broc]

Aye I agree. Although HWA is much better at pumping those shows quicker so technically you have the edge.

Still HWA and EWA are pretty badass :cool:

Most feds on here are great in their respective areas. HWA and EWA are pretty awesome though.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Hwa absolutely SucksSeriously Hwa is overated as hell

[VanHooliganX]

Hwa absolutely SucksSeriously Hwa is overated as hell

*sighs* Please don't start drama here pal.

That's something we semi-pride ourselves on...Never having major drama :(

[Broc]

Hwa absolutely SucksSeriously Hwa is overated as hell

The fuck? Are you feeling okay?

[Broc]

*sighs* Please don't start drama here pal.

That's something we semi-pride ourselves on...Never having major drama :(

Lol, I wouldn't even call that drama. If I had to guess, chunky probably hasn't even read a HWA show since he was on it when it first started.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

That was one helluva night... wow...

[Broc]

Lol, I wouldn't even call that drama. If I had to guess, chunky probably hasn't even read a HWA show since he was on it when it first started.

He did help me get a good sig quote though :D

[Destruction]

That was one helluva night... wow...

Luke Turne: (Points at R(ob)) STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER

OOC: Let me guess, got wasted?

[VanHooliganX]

Lol, I wouldn't even call that drama. If I had to guess, chunky probably hasn't even read a HWA show since he was on it when it first started.

True. But things could escalate so I'd just like to keep all the Llamas made from dramas out of EWA is all :)

[Destruction]

He did help me get a good sig quote though :D

I noticed that.

And no-one would give two shits if he said IC 1st...

[Broc]

I noticed that.

And no-one would give to shits if he said IC 1st...

*two

But, eh, I don't really mind it even if he meant. Like they say; Haters gonna hate.

[Destruction]

True. But things could escalate so I'd just like to keep all the Llamas made from dramas out of EWA is all :)

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25100000/Drama-is-bad-mmkay-south-park-25108881-310-310.gif

[Destruction]

*two

But, eh, I don't really mind it even if he meant. Like they say; Haters gonna hate.

Crap, I thought I pressed w. Oh well.

I prefer just to ignore haters, unless they give a reason why

[chunkkynutzzz]

Lol ya guys are nutzzz I was juz kiddin jesus christ guys I ain't a hater
If u didn't kno Chunkky is jokin most of da time
&
Broc sir u kno damn well how far u have come, ain't no beef here
Juz fukn around :)

[dbenavides777]

IC as Steele: I'm calling out the SUITS and TIES and telling them to give me a match to prove myself that I am EWA's next franchise superstar!!! I'm tired of being placed in the back burner and just taking up space...that doesn't work well for me. Give me a fighter and I'll prove to you what I am made out of, I don't care who it is, just bring him on!!! Oorah!

[Destruction]

IC as Steele: I'm calling out the SUITS and TIES and telling them to give me a match to prove myself that I am EWA's next franchise superstar!!! I'm tired of being placed in the back burner and just taking up space...that doesn't work well for me. Give me a fighter and I'll prove to you what I am made out of, I don't care who it is, just bring him on!!! Oorah!

Bellamy: Wait until Carnage, you are not yet, "recognizable" enough to get a PPV match. On Carnage, you will

[dbenavides777]

Bellamy: Wait until Carnage, you are not yet, "recognizable" enough to get a PPV match. On Carnage, you will

Steele: If it's "recognizable" you want, then its "recognizable" you will get Bellamy!!! Get me on Carnage and you will see that I am worthy of leading this company to new heights!!! I have been holding back, but I think it's time for my actions to speak for itself. It's time to unleash pure Steele Destruction on this company.

[Kryptonite]

Steele: If it's "recognizable" you want, then its "recognizable" you will get Bellamy!!! Get me on Carnage and you will see that I am worthy of leading this company to new heights!!! I have been holding back, but I think it's time for my actions to speak for itself. It's time to unleash pure Steele Destruction on this company.
*Kryptonite sees him talking "the big talk" and laughs than walks away *

[Destruction]

Steele: If it's "recognizable" you want, then its "recognizable" you will get Bellamy!!! Get me on Carnage and you will see that I am worthy of leading this company to new heights!!! I have been holding back, but I think it's time for my actions to speak for itself. It's time to unleash pure Steele Destruction on this company.

Bellamy: Tell you what, you will have a match on Carnage. And you better win

Luke Turne: Yes you better win *Insert Angry Face Here*

[dbenavides777]

Bellamy: Tell you what, you will have a match on Carnage. And you better win

Luke Turne: Yes you better win *Insert Angry Face Here*

Steele: You better be careful with your words there Bellamy... such big talk from a little man!!!

Guerrero: hey Steele... ju herd the Bellamy dude.... Ju Bedder Ween!!! I always ween, why? Because I em bedder den ju too!!! Orale.

Steele: Guerrero, shut the hell up you runt!

Guerrero: Hey... tek it easie ese!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Just letting you guys know I won't be doing any IC chat really today. I had 10 Stella Artois and a 5th of Ciclon last night... my head hurts and I can't really think all that great lol.

[Destruction]

Steele: You better be careful with your words there Bellamy... such big talk from a little man!!!

Guerrero: hey Steele... ju herd the Bellamy dude.... Ju Bedder Ween!!! I always ween, why? Because I em bedder den ju too!!! Orale.

Steele: Guerrero, shut the hell up you runt!

Guerrero: Hey... tek it easie ese!

Bellamy: You speak Bullshit, I'm 6ft 6, and have more power than you ever will in your life

Luke Turne: What he said

[Destruction]

Just letting you guys know I won't be doing any IC chat really today. I had 10 Stella Artois and a 5th of Ciclon last night... my head hurts and I can't really think all that great lol.

No worries Rob

[dbenavides777]

Bellamy: You speak Bullshit, I'm 6ft 6, and have more power than you ever will in your life

Luke Turne: What he said

Steele: The only thing you have Bellamy is Luke Turne's head up your ass!!! 6ft 6 don't scare me!!! Power, I have the POWER!!!

OOC: "I have the Power"... Sorry, I had to use He-man's phrase, haha!

[Shining Light]

BIG MOTHER FUCKIN' ANNOUNCEMENT:

After the major success of "How Jacko became Whacko", which was released on DVD and is currently on sale at all good charity shops, there will be another show on Saturday called "The Many Dreams of Jacko". It will feature some of the characters here in EWA and will also give us an insight into the wonderful mind of CJ himself.

You won't want to miss it :)

[Destruction]

BIG MOTHER FUCKIN' ANNOUNCEMENT:

After the major success of "How Jacko became Whacko", which was released on DVD and is currently on sale at all good charity shops, there will be another show on Saturday called "The Many Dreams of Jacko". It will feature some of the characters here in EWA and will also give us an insight into the wonderful mind of CJ himself.

You won't want to miss it :)

Luke Turne: I better be involved!

[Destruction]

Steele: The only thing you have Bellamy is Luke Turne's head up your ass!!! 6ft 6 don't scare me!!! Power, I have the POWER!!!

OOC: "I have the Power"... Sorry, I had to use He-man's phrase, haha!

Luke Turne: The only thing you have to worry about is me Elbowing Dropping you through a table, from a ladder which is positioned above a hell in a cell. Well that and Herpies. That shit comes back to ya

OOC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Fxx7xbz3Y

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: The only thing you have to worry about is me Elbowing Dropping you through a table, from a ladder which is positioned above a hell in a cell. Well that and Herpies. That shit comes back to ya

OOC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Fxx7xbz3Y

Steele: Turne, here's some advice... mind your own business you piece of shit excuse for a human being!!!

[Destruction]

Steele: Turne, here's some advice... mind your own business you piece of shit excuse for a human being!!!

Luke Turne: I know you are but what am I?

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: I know you are but what am I?

Steele: (Stares Turne right in his face) You don't want any of this!

[Destruction]

Steele: (Stares Turne right in his face) You don't want any of this!

Luke Turne: *Kicks Steele low, and hits a DDT. He then spits on him*

Unless you forgotten, I know a guy who could BURY you

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: *Kicks Steele low, and hits a DDT. He then spits on him*

Unless you forgotten, I know a guy who could BURY you

Steele: (Gets up) You gotta do better than that son! *Steele punches Turne in the face and does the Devil Dog Buster on the concrete floor* *Looks at the camera* How's that for recognizable? Oorah!!!

[Destruction]

Steele: (Gets up) You gotta do better than that son! *Steele punches Turne in the face and does the Devil Dog Buster on the concrete floor* *Looks at the camera* How's that for recognizable? Oorah!!!

Bellamy: On the 1st Carnage after Untamed Khaos, it will be

Dave Steele and Dingo Mac vs Alex Kidd and Hanz Gruber and Carlos Alberto Ramon and Luke Turne and Rob Turne and Gaileo and Silva and Two of a Kind and Raden Blain, in a 24 hour, Table Iron-Man Match

Luke Turne: Yay

[wrestlingfan66513]

Steele: If it's "recognizable" you want, then its "recognizable" you will get Bellamy!!! Get me on Carnage and you will see that I am worthy of leading this company to new heights!!! I have been holding back, but I think it's time for my actions to speak for itself. It's time to unleash pure Steele Destruction on this company.

IC as Mayhem: Holding back? You haven't beaten anyone worth mentioning yet, in fact I don't think you've beaten anyone. If you are holding back, then I guess there isn't much left to see.

[dbenavides777]

Bellamy: On the 1st Carnage after Untamed Khaos, it will be

Dave Steele and Dingo Mac vs Alex Kidd and Hanz Gruber and Carlos Alberto Ramon and Luke Turne and Rob Turne and Gaileo and Silva and Two of a Kind and Raden Blain, in a 24 hour, Table Iron-Man Match

Luke Turne: Yay

Steele: Oorah!!! Just like war!

[dbenavides777]

IC as Mayhem: Holding back? You haven't beaten anyone worth mentioning yet, in fact I don't think you've beaten anyone. If you are holding back, then I guess there isn't much left to see.

Steele: Maychump! They haven't even given me a decent opponent to fight!!! You never stepped up to the plate. What's ur damn excuse?

[Destruction]

IC as Mayhem: Holding back? You haven't beaten anyone worth mentioning yet, in fact I don't think you've beaten anyone. If you are holding back, then I guess there isn't much left to see.

Luke Turne: *Cough* You haven't filled out the prediction contest yet *Cough* You too Steele *Cough*

And you both can suck my Cornish Cock

[Destruction]

Steele: Maychump! They haven't even given me a decent opponent to fight!!! You never stepped up to the plate. What's ur damn excuse?

Luke Turne: Bloodstone/Silver vs Hot and you? Bloodstone is an opponent I rate

[wrestlingfan66513]

I am on the contest right now.

IC: I haven't stepped up because if I am in the running to become the first Carnage World Heavyweight champion. Plus, I was busy appearing on our sponsor's show and POC. The Number 1 superstar in the EWA can't waste his time on small fish. When you win against someone who matters, come see me.

[Destruction]

I am on the contest right now.

IC: I haven't stepped up because if I am in the running to become the first Carnage World Heavyweight champion. Plus, I was busy appearing on our sponsor's show and POC. The Number 1 superstar in the EWA can't waste his time on small fish. When you win against someone who matters, come see me.

LT: Touche broski. You are definitely the Miz of EWA. And by that, I mean you are the celebrity, the one who boasts most, and the biggest whining bitch in the company

[dbenavides777]

I am on the contest right now.

IC: I haven't stepped up because if I am in the running to become the first Carnage World Heavyweight champion. Plus, I was busy appearing on our sponsor's show and POC. The Number 1 superstar in the EWA can't waste his time on small fish. When you win against someone who matters, come see me.

Steele: You're just afraid and you have every reason to be afraid!

[Destruction]

Steele: You're just afraid and you have every reason to be afraid!

LT: *Cough* Lost his only match *Cough*

OOC: Thank's for doing it WF ;)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Steele: You're just afraid and you have every reason to be afraid!

IC: You're not even in the title picture. When I came, I made waves. I will show everyone what happens at UK when they let me enter a match with so much momentum. And that is pure and utter mayhem.

[Destruction]

IC: You're not even in the title picture. When I came, I made waves. I will show everyone what happens at UK when they let me enter a match with so much momentum. And that is pure and utter mayhem.

LT: Tell you what. Win the PPV match, I'll respect you

[dbenavides777]

IC: You're not even in the title picture. When I came, I made waves. I will show everyone what happens at UK when they let me enter a match with so much momentum. And that is pure and utter mayhem.

Steele: Maychump... ur just a fucking joke!!! You just talk and talk and win people over... Why don't you fight me? Forget the title, forget the rules and just fight me, man to man!!!! Back up the shit that comes out of your mouth maggot!

[Destruction]

Steele: Maychump... ur just a fucking joke!!! You just talk and talk and win people over... Why don't you fight me? Forget the title, forget the rules and just fight me, man to man!!!! Back up the shit that comes out of your mouth maggot!

LT: No win yet may I add...

[dbenavides777]

Guerrero: I told Steele, to calm down, but ju know how he is weeth hees anger. Dat dude gets real fussy, like a lil baby... hahaha! Someone feed him sum pudding ese!!! Orale!!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: I know you have never wrestled before coming to the EWA, but a World Title should be your main goal. It is a symbol that you are on top and the best in the world. If you want to step in my world, then you should know that if you aren't here for the World Title then you need to get out because you are wasting someone else's spot.

[Destruction]

Guerrero: I told Steele, to calm down, but ju know how he is weeth hees anger. Dat dude gets real fussy, like a lil baby... hahaha! Someone feed him sum pudding ese!!! Orale!!

Luke Turne: He's a baby. You're a baby. Everyone's a baby

CJ: Sexy Babies...

[Destruction]

Mayhem: I know you have never wrestled before coming to the EWA, but a World Title should be your main goal. It is a symbol that you are on top and the best in the world. If you want to step in my world, then you should know that if you aren't here for the World Title then you need to get out because you are wasting someone else's spot.

Luke Turne: However much this man pushes my button's - he is correct. A world title should be your target, and if it's not, well get the fuck out

And Mayhem, you smelly

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: He's a baby. You're a baby. Everyone's a baby

CJ: Sexy Babies...

Guerrero: Jur right ese... we are all bebies... oraled, we were born and gru up, dat means we were all bebies at one time... and em sexy too!!!

[Destruction]

Guerrero: Jur right ese... we are all bebies... oraled, we were born and gru up, dat means we were all bebies at one time... and em sexy too!!!

Luke Turne:... you a Paedo mate?

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne:... you a Paedo mate?

Guerrero: Oye ese... dats a series accusation buey... quien te crees pinche pendejo? Ju need some conseling with a traned professional ese.

[Destruction]

Guerrero: Oye ese... dats a series accusation buey... quien te crees pinche pendejo? Ju need some conseling with a traned professional ese.

LT: You need this

http://www.321coloringpages.com/images/_BOOKS/dictionary-for-kids/dictionary-for-kids-3.jpg

[dbenavides777]

LT: You need this

http://www.321coloringpages.com/images/_BOOKS/dictionary-for-kids/dictionary-for-kids-3.jpg

Guerrero: I hab one, but some puto dident spell da words rite.... pinche culero, he needs to lurn to spell before meking a dishonary!

[Destruction]

Guerrero: I hab one, but some puto dident spell da words rite.... pinche culero, he needs to lurn to spell before meking a dishonary!

LT: Let me speak your language

Ya, a hoche ya speesh, a dooshbag

[dbenavides777]

LT: Let me speak your language

Ya, a hoche ya speesh, a dooshbag

Guerrero: No te entiendo buey!!!

[Destruction]

Guerrero: No te entiendo buey!!!

Luke Turne: WHAT?

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: WHAT?

Guerrero: Que?

[Destruction]

Guerrero: Que?

Luke Turne: You need to pee? Go into the HWA discussion thread

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: You need to pee? Go into the HWA discussion thread

Guerrero: You want me to pee on ju? Oye ese, I don't do freaky stuff like dat ese! Ju bedder go sumwhere else for that crazy stuff. Ju sick buey and need help. Este vato quiere que meye en el... Esta loco este pendejo joto!!!

[Destruction]

Guerrero: You want me to pee on ju? Oye ese, I don't do freaky stuff like dat ese! Ju bedder go sumwhere else for that crazy stuff. Ju sick buey and need help. Este vato quiere que meye en el... Esta loco este pendejo joto!!!

Luke Turne: You crazy man. You're just crazy

[Robareid]

IC: Whos around at the mo then. I fancy some verbal raping action.

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: You crazy man. You're just crazy

Guerrero: Me crazy? Nooooo.... Ju crazy!!! Ju want me to pee on ju... dats gross ese!!! Luke, dat's not rite ese!

[Destruction]

Guerrero: Me crazy? Nooooo.... Ju crazy!!! Ju want me to pee on ju... dats gross ese!!! Luke, dat's not rite ese!

Luke Turne: I said pee in HWA, not in hear. Learn to listen twat

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: I said pee in HWA, not in hear. Learn to listen twat

Guerrero: Ju sed pee on ju... ju a sick pendejo!!!

[Destruction]

IC: Whos around at the mo then. I fancy some verbal raping action.

I did not see your post, here we go

LT: Hey boss man, you in charge here
I think there's been a mistake, because you're totally filled with fear

I'm the only man here, filled with perfection,
While you can't even maintain an erection

While looking at girl on girl porn, man that's the best
Liverpool won tonight, we're so much better than the rest

You may have your title match, but my time will come
That's something your dick can't do, unless it's in a male's bum

[dbenavides777]

IC: Whos around at the mo then. I fancy some verbal raping action.

Guerrero: Orale Boss Man, lemmee show ju my skill
Not only can i fight, I got the looks dat kill
I can fight and I ween, because I em de best
Just asks Luke Turne's mama after I sucked her breast
But enough about that, I come here to fight
I don't care what ju weigh, or jur height
I'm da fucking meanest mexican that ju will ever see
Ju want some of this, just come looking fer me

[Destruction]

Guerrero: Orale Boss Man, lemmee show ju my skill
Not only can i fight, I got the looks dat kill
I can fight and I ween, because I em de best
Just asks Luke Turne's mama after I sucked her breast
But enough about that, I come here to fight
I don't care what ju weigh, or jur height
I'm da fucking meanest mexican that ju will ever see
Ju want some of this, just come looking fer me

Luke Turne: My mum's dead you necrophiliac...

OOC: Good thinking though

[dbenavides777]

Luke Turne: My mum's dead you necrophiliac...

OOC: Good thinking though

Guerrero: Der ju go with du name calling... ju need a lesson in manners ese... ju need classes buey!

OOC: Thanks pal

[Destruction]

Guerrero: Der ju go with du name calling... ju need a lesson in manners ese... ju need classes buey!

OOC: Thanks pal

LT: Suck it and Swallow

Sorry, I normally say that to people who I don't give 2 shits about

[dbenavides777]

LT: Suck it and Swallow

Sorry, I normally say that to people who I don't give 2 shits about

Guerrero: Furst ju want me to pee on ju Luke... now ju want 2 shits? Ese, I'm leaving, ju a sick man dat needs alot of help!!! Este vato quiere que lo meye y tambien que me cage en el... He's crasy!!!

[Destruction]

Guerrero: Furst ju want me to pee on ju Luke... now ju want 2 shits? Ese, I'm leaving, ju a sick man dat needs alot of help!!! Este vato quiere que lo meye y tambien que me cage en el... He's crasy!!!

LT: Shut the door on your way out please

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: Where's My Opponent?

[wrestlingfan66513]

Killa: Where's My Opponent?

Mayhem: Probably checking Google Translate to make sure he knows how communicate with you

[Destruction]

Mayhem: Probably checking Google Translate to make sure he knows how communicate with you

LT: Good one Mayhem, now try to win in something other than a joke war

OOC: I'm going beddy byes. Nighty night

[chunkkynutzzz]

Mayhem: Probably checking Google Translate to make sure he knows how communicate with you

IC as The Man From The Streets of Brooklyn known as Killa: Damn it Mayo, iaintt playin witchu Bo, u got me swole cray...I'm fiddin 2 lett da 4'4 fizzle My G..nah scratch datt u ain't my G...no remo ! Ima get atchu!

[pauadrian]

Pau if you ever win da big one , For No Damn reason end it with I Love E-Fedding Thank You!!

Goodnight !!

Lmao Reporters Face reactions wud be Epic lmao

I would revolutionize e-fedding
or make a fool of myself

[Broc]

I would revolutionize e-fedding
or make a fool of myself

Probably both.

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as The Man From The Streets of Brooklyn known as Killa: Damn it Mayo, iaintt playin witchu Bo, u got me swole cray...I'm fiddin 2 lett da 4'4 fizzle My G..nah scratch datt u ain't my G...no remo ! Ima get atchu!

Mayhem: The only thing more painful than listening to you is watching Bellamy manage a show. But whatever the obstacle, I will win the fatal four way and knock Ramon out of the title picture. He won't even get a chance at his destiny, but he will have a front row seat when I achieve my dream.

[Giddy]

*two

But, eh, I don't really mind it even if he meant. Like they say; Haters gonna hate.
Haters gonna hate, baters gonna bate!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Haters gonna hate, baters gonna bate!
Giddys gunna smell!

[Giddy]

Giddys gunna smell!
B-Macs gonna B-Mac!

[chunkkynutzzz]

B-Macs gonna B-Mac!

Giddy gon get Giddy wid it!

[Broc]

So I'm thinking of either bringing Bill "the Bullet" Johnson, or Felix Guerrero here to EWA. Which would you guys be more interested in seeing?

[chunkkynutzzz]

So I'm thinking of either bringing Bill "the Bullet" Johnson, or Felix Guerrero here to EWA. Which would you guys be more interested in seeing?

Both and Call them

Latin Arsenal Squadrins..latin for Felix, Arsenal For Bill Da bullet and Squadrins for Squadrins

Killa: If not Let Bill da bullet join Team Killer Elite?

How bout it?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Artemis Eclipse: "I got pretty fucking drunk last night. My neck is still hurting. I don't remember how I woke up in my driveway and why I was with Melanie Rios but hell, I'll take it. What are you little bitches doing today? Wondering how you can be better than me? Well, you can't. Keep dreaming."

[B-MCINTYRE]

Artemis Eclipse: "I got pretty fucking drunk last night. My neck is still hurting. I don't remember how I woke up in my driveway and why I was with Melanie Rios but hell, I'll take it. What are you little bitches doing today? Wondering how you can be better than me? Well, you can't. Keep dreaming."
Dingo: I remember my first beer....

[VanHooliganX]

So I'm thinking of either bringing Bill "the Bullet" Johnson, or Felix Guerrero here to EWA. Which would you guys be more interested in seeing?

I'd probably say Felix Guerrero.

Dbena has a Guerrero character in EWA too so I'd love to see Guerrero vs Guerrero or Los Guerreros II.

Although if that's off putting then Bullet would be a great edition too.

[eyehatecena]

I'd probably say Felix Guerrero.

Dbena has a Guerrero character in EWA too so I'd love to see Guerrero vs Guerrero or Los Guerreros II.

Although if that's off putting then Bullet would be a great edition too.

Thats my choice too- but Bullet would be much easier to spell, lol.

Anyways- off to reread Rage and write a Gruber promo- then read Hardcore Heaven

[Broc]

Thats my choice too- but Bullet would be much easier to spell, lol.

Anyways- off to reread Rage and write a Gruber promo- then read Hardcore Heaven

Reading HH will take awhile :)


I'd probably say Felix Guerrero.

Dbena has a Guerrero character in EWA too so I'd love to see Guerrero vs Guerrero or Los Guerreros II.

Although if that's off putting then Bullet would be a great edition too.

decisions decisions.... I guess I'll bring Felix in.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Reading HH will take awhile :)



decisions decisions.... I guess I'll bring Felix in.
WILL I AM: get the fuck out of here felix!

[Giddy]

Reading HH will take awhile :)



decisions decisions.... I guess I'll bring Felix in.
Hot: I look forward to kicking your ass :D

[pauadrian]

Kidd: This Sunday at Untamed Khaos people will remember the name Alex Kidd for what he truly is, the best the company has to offer, the best of all time, the best world champion there will ever be and also the most talented person in wrestling today.
I will earn the respect of idiots like you baffoons and people will adore me, because at Untamed Khaos I am going to end once and for all the career of Rob Rage

[pauadrian]

Thats my choice too- but Bullet would be much easier to spell, lol.

Anyways- off to reread Rage and write a Gruber promo- then read Hardcore Heaven

Not hard for me :)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Kidd: This Sunday at Untamed Khaos people will remember the name Alex Kidd for what he truly is, the best the company has to offer, the best of all time, the best world champion there will ever be and also the most talented person in wrestling today.
I will earn the respect of idiots like you baffoons and people will adore me, because at Untamed Khaos I am going to end once and for all the career of Rob Rage

Mayhem: Best in the company? Who is the NUMBER 1 rated superstar here, *Mayhem leaves and checks a list*. I just checked and it's me. At UK, I will prove to everyone why I am the hottest new star and defeat Ramon, Cass, and Heskey to become one step closer to becoming Carnage's first World Champion. I will show everyone that like the Phoenix, I will burn out with my enemies in a blaze of glory, but I always rise back up ready to do it again.

[pauadrian]

Mayhem: Best in the company? Who is the NUMBER 1 rated superstar here, *Mayhem leaves and checks a list*. I just checked and it's me. At UK, I will prove to everyone why I am the hottest new star and defeat Ramon, Cass, and Heskey to become one step closer to becoming Carnage's first World Champion. I will show everyone that like the Phoenix, I will burn out with my enemies in a blaze of glory, but I always rise back up ready to do it again.

Kidd: Pfffffffffffttttttttt that waste of a show? Fury is where it's at. I wonder what the main event of Untamed Khaos will be let me think.
Rob The Rage Quitter vs Alex Kidd.
what brand is that again sorry? Oh yeah Fury. Get to the real deal and the real main events, then you come to me so I can kick your ass.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mayhem: Best in the company? Who is the NUMBER 1 rated superstar here, *Mayhem leaves and checks a list*. I just checked and it's me. At UK, I will prove to everyone why I am the hottest new star and defeat Ramon, Cass, and Heskey to become one step closer to becoming Carnage's first World Champion. I will show everyone that like the Phoenix, I will burn out with my enemies in a blaze of glory, but I always rise back up ready to do it again.
Dingo: mike I've told you before, I'll tell you again. While I'm around and Van doesn't have me at number one the whole thing is a shambles. I am the number one man in this federation and Alex Kidd is the man who I let hOld ontO the title for me! NOone will take the number one spot away from me until I say so.

Ali Kazam: just like I couldn't take the IC TITLE FROM YOU. But look at what I'm holding here!

Dingo: I'll kill all of you!! Where the fuck are the defibrillators! :)

[pauadrian]

Dingo: mike I've told you before, I'll tell you again. While I'm around and Van doesn't have me at number one the whole thing is a shambles. I am the number one man in this federation and Alex Kidd is the man who I let hOld ontO the title for me! NOone will take the number one spot away from me until I say so.

Kidd: Me hold on to your title? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's like saying Heskey can be beaten in backstage brawls.
I never lost this and I never will, I was the first and will be the only EWA world champion

[VanHooliganX]

Kidd: This Sunday at Untamed Khaos people will remember the name Alex Kidd for what he truly is, the best the company has to offer, the best of all time, the best world champion there will ever be and also the most talented person in wrestling today.
I will earn the respect of idiots like you baffoons and people will adore me, because at Untamed Khaos I am going to end once and for all the career of Rob Rage


Mayhem: Best in the company? Who is the NUMBER 1 rated superstar here, *Mayhem leaves and checks a list*. I just checked and it's me. At UK, I will prove to everyone why I am the hottest new star and defeat Ramon, Cass, and Heskey to become one step closer to becoming Carnage's first World Champion. I will show everyone that like the Phoenix, I will burn out with my enemies in a blaze of glory, but I always rise back up ready to do it again.


Dingo: mike I've told you before, I'll tell you again. While I'm around and Van doesn't have me at number one the whole thing is a shambles. I am the number one man in this federation and Alex Kidd is the man who I let hOld ontO the title for me! NOone will take the number one spot away from me until I say so.

Ali Kazam: just like I couldn't take the IC TITLE FROM YOU. But look at what I'm holding here!

Dingo: I'll kill all of you!! Where the fuck are the defibrillators! :)


Kidd: Me hold on to your title? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's like saying Heskey can be beaten in backstage brawls.
I never lost this and I never will, I was the first and will be the only EWA world champion

Van: Let's be honest here ladies. A lot of people throw that bullshit "I'm the greatest" line all the time. But very little are actual contenders for the title.

Naturally I should be in the very little group who could be the best. I would I was the best but my shiny world championship in A-Rev proves that. Clearly if a real talented wrestler such as moi were to challenge you Kidd. It wouldn't take long to be a 2 time world champ.

Cass: You can all say that line or group thing. I give 100% of everything I have in the tank every night to give the customers a performance they d--

Van: Yeah, yeah yeah we've heard that bullshit before Cass. Go fail somewhere away from me.

[pauadrian]

Van: Let's be honest here ladies. A lot of people throw that bullshit "I'm the greatest" line all the time. But very little are actual contenders for the title.

Naturally I should be in the very little group who could be the best. I would I was the best but my shiny world championship in A-Rev proves that. Clearly if a real talented wrestler such as moi were to challenge you Kidd. It wouldn't take long to be a 2 time world champ.

*Kidd smirks*
Kidd: If I wasn't the best you think I wouldn't be having this? Alot of people say it but I truly am the best the company has to offer.
You are in that category, so are Ramon and Hot. If we were to make an alliance you think we woul ever be stopped?
Of course not, because we are in that rare group that are the best.
People like Dingo, Mayhem and Rage fall down to their knees praying for mercy

[Kryptonite]

Mayhem: Best in the company? Who is the NUMBER 1 rated superstar here, *Mayhem leaves and checks a list*. I just checked and it's me. At UK, I will prove to everyone why I am the hottest new star and defeat Ramon, Cass, and Heskey to become one step closer to becoming Carnage's first World Champion. I will show everyone that like the Phoenix, I will burn out with my enemies in a blaze of glory, but I always rise back up ready to do it again.*Kryptonite looks bored and says: Dude, you keep talking big trash about that you're the number 1 from EWA but you can't whipe your own ass?*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Kidd: Me hold on to your title? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's like saying Heskey can be beaten in backstage brawls.
I never lost this and I never will, I was the first and will be the only EWA world champion
Dingo: I never said anything about it being my title mate! I just said I'm letting you hold onto it for me !

[pauadrian]

Dingo: I never said anything about it being my title mate! I just said I'm letting you hold onto it for me !

Kidd: Don't call me mate, you don't deserve a mate as good as me

[Destruction]

Kidd: Don't call me mate, you don't deserve a mate as good as me

Luke Turne:... You do mate with him though.

[pauadrian]

Luke Turne:... You do mate with him though.

Kidd: Yeah well you're an idiot

[Destruction]

Kidd: Yeah well you're an idiot

LT: Well... you're mean!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Kidd: Don't call me mate, you don't deserve a mate as good as me
Dingo: come talk to me when you are tall enough to reach the bench.

[Destruction]

Dingo: come talk to me when you are tall enough to reach the bench.

LT: Good call Dingo. Get me a Foster's Dingo

[B-MCINTYRE]

LT: Good call Dingo. Get me a Foster's Dingo
Dingo: nah mate I'm on the canadian club and dry...

[Destruction]

Dingo: nah mate I'm on the canadian club and dry...

LT: An Australian with no drink. No Fucking Way

[Jamie9/37]

EXECUTION: Fear is back as so am i

OOC hey guys wassup

[pauadrian]

LT: Well... you're mean!!

Kidd: Doesn't stop you from being an idiot

[pauadrian]

Dingo: come talk to me when you are tall enough to reach the bench.

Kidd: Come talk to me when you are a world champ

[Destruction]

Kidd: Doesn't stop you from being an idiot

LT: You're a retard

[Destruction]

Kidd: Come talk to me when you are a world champ

LT: Come talk to me after Rob Rage kicks your ass at Untamed Khaos

[Destruction]

EXECUTION: Fear is back as so am i

OOC hey guys wassup

LT: I don't fear

OOC: How ya doing

[Instigator]

hi im new to this so yeah umm hello

[Jamie9/37]

LT: I don't fear

OOC: How ya doing

yeah great just finished ridicolous shift and hello Instigator im a newb too

[Instigator]

yeah great just finished ridicolous shift and hello Instigator im a newb too

ohh cool another guy that has no idea

[Destruction]

ohh cool another guy that has no idea

Look at your wall, and I told you how to officially join an EFed

[B-MCINTYRE]

LT: An Australian with no drink. No Fucking Way
Canadian club is whiskey....

[B-MCINTYRE]

Kidd: Come talk to me when you are a world champ
Dingo: I don't need I title to say I'm the greatest. It's common knowledge!

[Destruction]

Canadian club is whiskey....

LT: Oh... Get me a whiskey then

[B-MCINTYRE]

LT: Oh... Get me a whiskey then
Dingo: get it yourself mate. Lazy fuck!

[Destruction]

Dingo: get it yourself mate. Lazy fuck!

ET: Speak nice to my friend, otherwise, the match at the JBW Draft Show won't go too well

[B-MCINTYRE]

ET: Speak nice to my friend, otherwise, the match at the JBW Draft Show won't go too well
Dingo: mate I would fucking start. Just go back to making crop circles and giving Luke turnes anal probes. Stay outta my way and watch me win that match all on my own!

[Destruction]

Dingo: mate I would fucking start. Just go back to making crop circles and giving Luke turnes anal probes. Stay outta my way and watch me win that match all on my own!

ET: We will see Dingo. You better hope you can win the match by yourself, because you might need to.

Luke Turne: Anal Probes? Keep your sick sexual fantasies in HWA please

[B-MCINTYRE]

ET: We will see Dingo. You better hope you can win the match by yourself, because you might need to.


like I give a shit mate, go back to planet Iminferior! You won't add anything of value to the team in that match :)

Luke Turne: Anal Probes? Keep your sick sexual fantasies in HWA please
DINGO: that's what ET said he does.. Don't look at me, I'm just the messenger. Anyway get back to drinking !

[Robareid]

Why is it that. Every time I enter the EWA thread somebody is talking about some sick sexual fantasy?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Why is it that. Every time I enter the EWA thread somebody is talking about some sick sexual fantasy?
Not what was happening. We were talking about the alien ET doing anal probes on Luke Turnes!

[Robareid]

Not what was happening. We were talking about the alien ET doing anal probes on Luke Turnes!

How is that not sick and/or sexual

[B-MCINTYRE]

How is that not sick and/or sexual
He's an alien so he was doing it for science to study mankind. Ask destruction their his characters....

[Destruction]

It's Dingo Sexual Fantasy Robba

[B-MCINTYRE]

It's Dingo Sexual Fantasy Robba
Destruction is lying!

[dbenavides777]

Guerrero: I hurd dat dere is another Guerrero coming to da EWA... I wunder if he brought my gurlfriend Roxanna from Mexico weeth him... She didn't make it ober da river... I meess her tremend...tremendusl... ug, wats dat word? Oh ya, I meess her alot...

[Instigator]

hey guys i need help finding a theme for my wrestler it was used recently for the undertaker v triple hhh promo on the wwe experience and it goes nah nananaa nah nana

[Tommy Thunder]

hey guys i need help finding a theme for my wrestler it was used recently for the undertaker v triple hhh promo on the wwe experience and it goes nah nananaa nah nana

Well that narrows it down to like, a lot...
Could you perhaps be a little more specific?

If you're talking about the HHH/Taker end of an era promo, then it's 'Memory Remains' by Metallica.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnX6Mgid6SY

[Destruction]

hey guys i need help finding a theme for my wrestler it was used recently for the undertaker v triple hhh promo on the wwe experience and it goes nah nananaa nah nana

I didn't see Experience, but did it go like this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnX6Mgid6SY

[B-MCINTYRE]

Well that narrows it down to like, a lot...
Could you perhaps be a lot more specific?

If you're talking about the HHH/Taker end of an era promo, then it's 'Memory Remains' by Metallica.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnX6Mgid6SY
fixed for you.

[Instigator]

thats it thanks

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo skulls a bottle of CC and Dry before storming down a corridor*

Dingo: where the fuck is ALi KAzam and MY IC title. I will find him and I will break that cunts head with this bottle.

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo skulls a bottle of CC and Dry before storming down a corridor*

Dingo: where the fuck is ALi KAzam and MY IC title. I will find him and I will break that cunts head with this bottle.
*ALI APPEARS behind dingo and starts mocking the way dingo is stomping around, he does this for about a minute before...*
Ali: you looking for someone buddy?

[B-MCINTYRE]

*ALI APPEARS behind dingo and starts mocking the way dingo is stomping around, he does this for about a minute before...*
Ali: you looking for someone buddy?
*DIngo turns around and swings the bottle at Ali. He gets nothing but fresh air as Ali Teleports to miss the bottle.

Dingo: Stay still mate!

*Dingo swings again and again ALI MOVES MAGICALLY*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*DIngo turns around and swings the bottle at Ali. He gets nothing but fresh air as Ali Teleports to miss the bottle.

Dingo: Stay still mate!

*Dingo swings again and again ALI MOVES MAGICALLY*
*ALI WAVES HIS FINGERS AT DINGO*

Ali: Mr mac man, man. That's not gonna get you this?

*Ali holds up the IC TITLE*

Ali: this shuts gotta be earned, and no that doesn't mean that you are in VANS TOP FIFTEEN. You gotta be the best to get this. Only worthy people can hold this belt, otherwise it will come straight back to me!

[Destruction]

*DIngo turns around and swings the bottle at Ali. He gets nothing but fresh air as Ali Teleports to miss the bottle.

Dingo: Stay still mate!

*Dingo swings again and again ALI MOVES MAGICALLY*

Luke Turne: Stop Spamming Dickhead.

*Dingo hit's Luke in the head, but it turns out to only be sugar glass*

Ha Ha Cunt

[Destruction]

*ALI WAVES HIS FINGERS AT DINGO*

Ali: Mr mac man, man. That's not gonna get you this?

*Ali holds up the IC TITLE*

Ali: this shuts gotta be earned, and no that doesn't mean that you are in VANS TOP FIFTEEN. You gotta be the best to get this. Only worthy people can hold this belt, otherwise it will come straight back to me!

Luke Turne: You are not the IC Champion, but IC more and you will be

[B-MCINTYRE]

*ALI WAVES HIS FINGERS AT DINGO*

Ali: Mr mac man, man. That's not gonna get you this?

*Ali holds up the IC TITLE*

Ali: this shuts gotta be earned, and no that doesn't mean that you are in VANS TOP FIFTEEN. You gotta be the best to get this. Only worthy people can hold this belt, otherwise it will come straight back to me!
*Dingo swings the bottle and connects with a skull smashing the bottle. He looks down at the unconscious body and see blood pouring out of JJJ's head.*
Dingo: Sorry mate.
*Dingo looks at Ali who is standing there laughing at him.*
Dingo: you're an asshole!

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo swings the bottle and connects with a skull smashing the bottle. He looks down at the unconscious body and see blood pouring out of JJJ's head.*
Dingo: Sorry mate.
*Dingo looks at Ali who is standing there laughing at him.*
Dingo: you're an asshole!
Ali: I'm not the one who cracked JJJ in the head am I? You hypocrite. I'm too fast for you to get me!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali: I'm not the one who cracked JJJ in the head am I? You hypocrite. I'm too fast for you to get me!
DINGO: oh yeah. I will get you and I will get that fucking IC title that you stole from me after I stole it from DJ who bought it in before it was suppose to come in.

[Destruction]

Ali: I'm not the one who cracked JJJ in the head am I? You hypocrite. I'm too fast for you to get me!

Luke Turne: Stop Spamming you son of a Bitch

[Destruction]

Luke Turne: Stop Spamming you son of a Bitch

Rob Turne: Is it fun?

[Destruction]

Rob Turne: Is it fun?

LT: It is actually

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke Turne: Stop Spamming Dickhead.

*Dingo hit's Luke in the head, but it turns out to only be sugar glass*

Ha Ha Cunt
Dingo: fuck you luke. I'm trying to catch the wizard mate. :) shouldn't you be off with the alien man...

[Destruction]

LT: It is actually

RT: That's good. Two of a Kind, we're going to kick your ass

[Destruction]

Dingo: fuck you luke. I'm trying to catch the wizard mate. :) shouldn't you be off with the alien man...

LT: Shouldn't you be sucking of AFL players?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke Turne: You are not the IC Champion, but IC more and you will be
Have you looked at the post numbers in this thread... I IC A LOT.

Ali: no one has earned this title yet. Until a worthy man is found to hold this title it will remain in my possession! So it is written so it is done! :)

[Destruction]

LT: Shouldn't you be sucking of AFL players?

RT: Good one Luke. By the way, aren't Two of a Kind AFL players?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke Turne: Stop Spamming you son of a Bitch
Dingo: No one else was around and me and Ali wanted to continue our feud!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Rob Turne: Is it fun?
Ali: I'm trying to explain that only the most worthy people will have the honour of gaining the IC title...

[B-MCINTYRE]

RT: That's good. Two of a Kind, we're going to kick your ass
Dingo: fuck oath you are mate. They got nothing on you mate!

[Destruction]

Have you looked at the post numbers in this thread... I IC A LOT.

Ali: no one has earned this title yet. Until a worthy man is found to hold this title it will remain in my possession! So it is written so it is done! :)

LT: The title will start within a week probably

RT: Well, we are owned by a Creative Member, but just to be sure, I found someone who could look after it

*Paul Daniels appears and makes the IC title disappear. He then puts a spell lock on the title, making it immune to being moved by magic*

[B-MCINTYRE]

LT: Shouldn't you be sucking of AFL players?
Ali: at least They are real men unlike them soccer playing pussies :)

[Destruction]

Dingo: No one else was around and me and Ali wanted to continue our feud!

Luke Turne: I'm here now. Postslut

[Destruction]

Ali: at least They are real men unlike them soccer playing pussies :)

LT: *Cough* Most watched sport in the world

[B-MCINTYRE]

RT: Good one Luke. By the way, aren't Two of a Kind AFL players?
Dingo: not very good ones...

[Destruction]

Dingo: not very good ones...

RT: We know, but you suck off all of them

[B-MCINTYRE]

LT: The title will start within a week probably

RT: Well, we are owned by a Creative Member, but just to be sure, I found someone who could look after it

*Paul Daniels appears and makes the IC title disappear. He then puts a spell lock on the title, making it immune to being moved by magic*
Dingo: yeah good luck. I told you. Thats my belt!

[Destruction]

Dingo: fuck oath you are mate. They got nothing on you mate!

RT: Sorry, who has a title match at UK?

[Destruction]

Dingo: yeah good luck. I told you. Thats my belt!

LT: Not officially. It's our's for the meantime

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali: at least They are real men unlike them soccer playing pussies :)
Dingo: I know I'm angry at you right now but this is the truest thing I have ever seen :)

[Destruction]

Ali: I'm trying to explain that only the most worthy people will have the honour of gaining the IC title...

Luke Turne: We are the only deserving people

[Destruction]

Dingo: I know I'm angry at you right now but this is the truest thing I have ever seen :)

RT: Why does the only thing that comes out of your mouth is bullshit

LT: Yeah, bullshitter

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke Turne: I'm here now. Postslut
Dingo: Well I still like arguing with Ali.
Ooc: And to be fair it was actually making a good little story until it got interrupted.

[B-MCINTYRE]

LT: *Cough* Most watched sport in the world
Dingo: only so people can cure their sleeping problems..

[Destruction]

Dingo: Well I still like arguing with Ali.
Ooc: And to be fair it was actually making a good little story until it got interrupted.

LT: You know what. Carry on. Ignore me

OOC: Sorry. Carry on. If it's long enough, make it into a short show like Giddy's trapped in the Closet

[B-MCINTYRE]

RT: We know, but you suck off all of them
Dingo: that's it where the fuck are the defibrillators?

[Destruction]

Dingo: only so people can cure their sleeping problems..

RT: £400,000 a week people make from playing

[Destruction]

Dingo: that's it where the fuck are the defibrillators?

LT: Look above

*Dingo looks up, and Luke Kicks him in the balls*

RT: HWA Reference, nice. Next time Vulgar might come looking for you

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: yeah good luck. I told you. Thats my belt!
Ali: you wish Jellyfish. I still have that belt. No man is more powerful than I. See?
*ali holds up the IC BELT.*
Ali: sorryboss man man. But I'm holding on to this for now for safe keeping.

[B-MCINTYRE]

RT: Sorry, who has a title match at UK?
Dingo: rob rage?

[Destruction]

Ali: you wish Jellyfish. I still have that belt. No man is more powerful than I. See?
*ali holds up the IC BELT.*
Ali: sorryboss man man. But I'm holding on to this for now for safe keeping.

LT: Fine for now, but when it officially starts, you must earn it