EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[Robareid]

Does anybody know TOAK's team finisher?

[Robareid]

Or for that matter what the Conrad Crusher is?

[VanHooliganX]

Or for that matter what the Conrad Crusher is?

Nope. Sorry pal.

[Robareid]

I've got two matches left to do, and we're already up to a huge 25 page word document. Last week's Fury was 32 pages, so I reckon we will get around that mark yet again. I'm still waiting on Yeti's promo, but if I finish the show and I still haven't got it, I'll just post without it

[eyehatecena]

IC: (CJ) Thanks Hanz, would you like to see my dirty pants collection?

HG: er, I have a match to get ready for tonight- some I will just send Crofts butler to view your collection and he can tell me what he saw.

[eyehatecena]

I'm in a bit of a situation. I had big plans for Igmar Brottzmann (Necros' character) but I still haven't got a pm. Does anyone else happen to have a heel they could bring to EWA to possibly fill that roll?
I hope he does get active here, because I like that character- it is different. But if he doesn't, and no one else steps forward, I guess one of my guys could have another brother, or just someone brand new- but only as a last result because I don't want too many of my guys to be on the shows..

[Shining Light]

HG: er, I have a match to get ready for tonight- some I will just send Crofts butler to view your collection and he can tell me what he saw.

IC: (CJ) Ok, I'll just wait here then

*Christopher sits down on a chair and starts to twiddle his thumbs*

[Robareid]

WTF, I can't find either Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode or Bobby Roode vs. AJ Styles online :(

Can anyone think of another match where somebody got screwed with a pull of the tights or a hand on the ropes?

[Robareid]

WTF, I can't find either Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode or Bobby Roode vs. AJ Styles online :(

Can anyone think of another match where somebody got screwed with a pull of the tights or a hand on the ropes?

Show is just waiting on the main event, I've posted the rest

[HolyJose2391]

Show is just waiting on the main event, I've posted the rest

Grrr!!!! I'm too excited for this

[Vegas]

IC as Douglas Blake: G-Scorp, H.O.S. you two.better not cross me or I promise I will destroy you.

IC as EWNCW Ignition Champion and BWA World Champion Daymian Bloodstone: Must say that was a good show, The KamiKazi Warrior will be watching closely

OOC: good show, congrats to the winners, lol at broc no selling

[Destruction]

WTF, I can't find either Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode or Bobby Roode vs. AJ Styles online :(

Can anyone think of another match where somebody got screwed with a pull of the tights or a hand on the ropes?

Ted vs Cody
Randy vs Rey No Way Out 2006

[Destruction]

Promo of the night?

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Douglas Blake: G-Scorp, H.O.S. you two.better not cross me or I promise I will destroy you.

IC as EWNCW Ignition Champion and BWA World Champion Daymian Bloodstone: Must say that was a good show, The KamiKazi Warrior will be watching closely

OOC: good show, congrats to the winners, lol at broc no selling

Implying Broc ever sells lol

[VanHooliganX]

WTF, I can't find either Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode or Bobby Roode vs. AJ Styles online :(

Can anyone think of another match where somebody got screwed with a pull of the tights or a hand on the ropes?

JBL vs. Chris Benoit at WrestleMania. Although Jillian is in that maatch so you may have to put ignore her.

[VanHooliganX]

Brill PPV (BEAT THAT TLC! lol)

Looking forward to the main event.

IC: That ladies and gentlemen is how you get rid of a pest problem. Now to deal with a dude who thinks its cool to attack someone AFTER a match.

[VanHooliganX]

Also. New brand hmm??

Is everyone who'se on Fury staying there or are you moving a few people?

IC: This pleases me. You can put every jobber and wannabe on Pain whilst the big boys fight it out on Fury.

[HolyJose2391]

Also. New brand hmm??

Is everyone who'se on Fury staying there or are you moving a few people?

IC: This pleases me. You can put every jobber and wannabe on Pain whilst the big boys fight it out on Fury.

IC: so I'm sure you'll have a great time on PAIN then

[Vegas]

Who is in charge?

[VanHooliganX]

IC: so I'm sure you'll have a great time on PAIN then

IC: You must've missed the whole destruction of the big mouthed Wells'. Have fun jobbing tonight btw.

[Shining Light]

IC: (CJ)

*The GM rushes backstage, heads into his Office and slams the door shut behind him*

CJ: Why did I tell them that "Burger King" joke!? I've never repeated anything my Nana told me at Thanksgiving Meals!

*Christopher goes over to his computer, and loads up his local Job Center's website. He clicks "Post Job Listing" and begins to type*

Un-funny man seeks comedian to write jokes for him. Has to be able to adjust jokes to location. People who are known as "Nana Jackson" need not apply. $1000 per week, with the opportunity to increase depending on reaction. If interested, please ring number below.

0165472298

[Vegas]

Who is in charge?

Still curious ^^

[Shining Light]

Still curious ^^

You mean of the new brand? Or of EWA in general?

[thejman93]

Still curious ^^



Of HWA?

Broc and Sully.

EDIT: I'm a moron.

Wrong thread.

[VanHooliganX]

Of HWA?

Broc and Sully.

EDIT: I'm a moron.

Wrong thread.

Haha welcome home more like ;D

[thejman93]

Haha welcome home more like ;D

I'm gonna go watch some football before I say anything even more stupid. :D

[Vegas]

You mean of the new brand? Or of EWA in general?

In general.

[Shining Light]

In general.

Robareid in reality

In the world of e-fedding, it's my character Mr Mcgiven

[Vegas]

Robareid in reality

In the world of e-fedding, it's my character Mr Mcgiven

Thanks, sent him my question >:)

[Shining Light]

Thanks, sent him my question >:)

Welcome :)

[VanHooliganX]

IC: Hey Chris. Whats the difference between you and Shockmaster? Nothing really *Van puts a shiny star trooper helment on top of him* See.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as KiLLA: **Lights a CiGar**
*Rubs his forehead as if Getting a Headache*
*Opens a Case , Looks at his Big .50 Caliber RifLe*Loads it*

*Walks outside the Front door of his House,
Guy Yells Out ,Hello Neighbor...KILLA QUICKLY POINTS THE GUN and Aims AT HIM
GUY STUMBLE BACKWARDS OVER THE TRASH CANS AND SLIPPERS COME OFF HE IS RUNNING His Ass Off AS FAST AS HE CAN

*killa Puts the Rifle down and Takes more pulls of the cigar *

*Walks back into his House*
*He Walks around as If he can't think straight*

*Sits Down and turns on TV*
*BloodBath is on and its up to the part where Medeiros and Phenix are walking up the ramp with TV Title in Hand and Medeiros helping him up

*KiLLA Takes The Gun and Shoots The Television Screen * Sparks all over *
*Takes the Car Keys and Yells Out * I'm Finding and Killing Brandy Medeiros & Jack Phenis*

*Drives off and Runs over a Teen Couple and a Guy on a Bike*

All you see is smoke and car screetches/ People are yelling Call an amberlance,ambolaance, call 911
Policia,Policia...

[HolyJose2391]

*Michael is seen in the back getting ready for the main event he has his headphones in an the camera pans into the iPhone and playing is "Believe" by the Christian Hard Rock band Skillet Michael gets down on one knee and does a prayer and gets back to getting prepared for the match*

Note Michael and Tim Tebow are good friends

[VanHooliganX]

*Michael is seen in the back getting ready for the main event he has his headphones in an the camera pans into the iPhone and playing is "Believe" by the Christian Hard Rock band Skillet Michael gets down on one knee and does a prayer and gets back to getting prepared for the match*

Note Michael and Tim Tebow are good friends

OOC: Just checking. TT is the Denver Broncos QB yes?

[HolyJose2391]

OOC: Just checking. TT is the Denver Broncos QB yes?

Yes famous for being Gods favorite football star lol

[BC777]

IC as KiLLA: **Lights a CiGar**
*Rubs his forehead as if Getting a Headache*
*Opens a Case , Looks at his Big .50 Caliber RifLe*Loads it*

*Walks outside the Front door of his House,
Guy Yells Out ,Hello Neighbor...KILLA QUICKLY POINTS THE GUN and Aims AT HIM
GUY STUMBLE BACKWARDS OVER THE TRASH CANS AND SLIPPERS COME OFF HE IS RUNNING His Ass Off AS FAST AS HE CAN

*killa Puts the Rifle down and Takes more pulls of the cigar *

*Walks back into his House*
*He Walks around as If he can't think straight*

*Sits Down and turns on TV*
*BloodBath is on and its up to the part where Medeiros and Phenix are walking up the ramp with TV Title in Hand and Medeiros helping him up

*KiLLA Takes The Gun and Shoots The Television Screen * Sparks all over *
*Takes the Car Keys and Yells Out * I'm Finding and Killing Brandy Medeiros & Jack Phenis*

*Drives off and Runs over a Teen Couple and a Guy on a Bike*

All you see is smoke and car screetches/ People are yelling Call an amberlance,ambolaance, call 911
Policia,Policia...




IC: Haha...I take it your upset?

[VanHooliganX]

Yes famous for being Gods favorite football star lol

I'd so laugh if it turns out to be Allah and he turns out to be a big Denver Broncs fan lol

[HolyJose2391]

I'd so laugh if it turns out to be Allah and he turns out to be a big Denver Broncs fan lol

Religion standpoint Allah God and Yahweh are one in the same God they all follow the different tribes of Abraham. Little known fact to be Muslim you must believe in Jesus Christ he just didn't actually die on the cross though according to Islam

[VanHooliganX]

Religion standpoint Allah God and Yahweh are one in the same God they all follow the different tribes of Abraham. Little known fact to be Muslim you must believe in Jesus Christ he just didn't actually die on the cross though according to Islam

I mainly stay anyway from religion.

Which is weird because I love to troll the religious nuts who try pressing there whatever onto you.

[HolyJose2391]

I mainly stay anyway from religion.

Which is weird because I love to troll the religious nuts who try pressing there whatever onto you.

I'm a devout catholic but not one of those asshole ones. I like knowing of other religions and sharing our similarities. It's a shame we go to war with our brothers and sisters due to small differences

[VanHooliganX]

I'm a devout catholic but not one of those asshole ones. I like knowing of other religions and sharing our similarities. It's a shame we go to war with our brothers and sisters due to small differences

Aye very sad.

My gf is Catholic and lives a county away from where the major protestants vs Catholic fights happen in Northern Ireland.

[HolyJose2391]

Aye very sad.

My gf is Catholic and lives a county away from where the major protestants vs Catholic fights happen in Northern Ireland.

see now that's one I really don't understand Christian vs Christian conflict. It's crazy dude and Northern Ireland is pretty famous for those unfortunately. The country itself is beautiful I hope to visit someday

[CGBigMan]

Hmm over here
religion is intensified when Celtic(Catholic) face Rangers(protestant) at a football match
although nothing to bad has happened in a long time

[HolyJose2391]

Hmm over here
religion is intensified when Celtic(Catholic) face Rangers(protestant) at a football match
although nothing to bad has happened in a long time

Fuck anything gets intensified when it comes to football lol

[HolyJose2391]

Where is the main event?

[aloisick]

Where is the main event?

IC: The main event has come and gone are you not watching? Two of a kind won the main event and has created history by becoming the first ever inaguaral World Tag Team champions and the second team ever to hold dual tag team gold

[Destruction]

IC: The main event has come and gone are you not watching? Two of a kind won the main event and has created history by becoming the first ever inaguaral World Tag Team champions and the second team ever to hold dual tag team gold

IC as Turnes: Your reign will be over quickly as the Turnes are coming for YOU

[Robareid]

Where is the main event?

Nearly finished :S

[aloisick]

IC as Turnes: Your reign will be over quickly as the Turnes are coming for YOU

IC pffft seriously ill have to go back to college to work out how many times we have owned you

[aloisick]

IC as Turnes: Your reign will be over quickly as the Turnes are coming for YOU

IC pffft seriously ill have to go back to college to work out how many times we have owned you

[aloisick]

awesome show robreally great how you type endings of matches love it and cool ending

[CGBigMan]

Great show Robo

[aloisick]

Great show Robo

IC as G-Scorp: hey Phony great near loss, but what you fail to realise is im the new No 1 contender to the title you claim is yours and guess what? you aint got a choice in facing me so your belts as good as mine

[Robareid]

Thanks for the positive feedback :)

I'm going to try and get Fury and PAIN! out by around Friday, so that we can hopefully catch up with schedule (we're about half a week behind)

[Robareid]

Updated travel schedule

Fury Ep. 5 - 18th December - Boston, Massachusetts

PAIN! Ep. 1 - 19th December - Portland, Maine

Fury Ep. 6 - 24th December - Hartford, Connecticut

New Years Eve Supershow - 31st December - New York, New York

Fury Ep. 7 - 7th January - Manchester, England

PAIN! Ep. 2 - 8th January - Newcastle, England

Fury Ep. 8 - 14th January - Liverpool, England

PAIN! Ep. 3 - 15th January - Milton Keynes, England

Untamed Khaos - 18th January - London, England

Fury Ep. 9 - 22nd January - Paris, France

PAIN! Ep. 4 - 23rd January - Stockholm, Sweden

Fury Ep. 10 - 28th January - Berlin, Germany

PAIN! Ep. 5 - 29th January - Oslo, Norway

Fury Ep. 11 - 4th February - Milan, Italy

PAIN! Ep. 6 - 5th February - Athens, Greece

Fury Ep. 12 - 11th February - Madrid, Spain

PAIN! Ep. 7 - 12th February - Lisbon, Portugal

Fury Ep. 13 - 18th February - Douglas, Isle of Man

PAIN! Ep. 8 - 19th February - Dublin, Ireland

PPV 3 (Name tbd) - 22nd February - Chicago, Illinois

[Robareid]

Destruction is now apart of the creative team. He will be working with me on the new brand PAIN!

[aloisick]

Destruction is now apart of the creative team. He will be working with me on the new brand PAIN!

congratulayions destruction

[CGBigMan]

Just a head up
on Friday ill be leaving for spain for a week so promos nd stuff needed for anytime inbetween will need to be done before friday

[Robareid]

Just a head up
on Friday ill be leaving for spain for a week so promos nd stuff needed for anytime inbetween will need to be done before friday

So will you be back on the 30th?

[Destruction]

congratulayions destruction

Thank you, very excited to start working

[VanHooliganX]

Just read the PM. Very sexual idea.

I await the book to be passed to me (if you will) lol

[VanHooliganX]

Overall. Great PPV :)

[VanHooliganX]

Also congrats Destruction.

[Destruction]

Also congrats Destruction.

Cheers


IC pffft seriously ill have to go back to college to work out how many times we have owned you

IC: And I'll have to go to that cheap ass motel to see how long you and your "partner" have kept your relationship secret.
P.S, I think Rico asked if you need a manager

[HolyJose2391]

Awesome PPV guys! Great job from everyone involved

[Robareid]

I've sent out most of the PMs for Fury (2 left to go). I'll probably get started on the show today (no rest for the wicked) and get out the PMs for PAIN! Tomorrow

I'm aiming to get Fury both shows out on Friday

[eyehatecena]

great show Rob, and I will add Destruction to the list of creative tonight(on the roster page)


IC as Karl Panzer: My brother and I would like to send congrats to Two of a Kind on being the first EWA Tagteam Champs- but we have still beat your asses quite a few times on HWA Legacy- so watch your backs here too my friends.

[eyehatecena]

Awesome PPV guys! Great job from everyone involved

I thought for sure you would be our new champ

[eyehatecena]

Robareid, I added Destruction to the creative list now. And to make things easy for everybody as far as the travel dates for Fury, Pain, and PPVs, they are now listed on the second post in the EWA Show thread. Figured putting the dates/places in one perminent spot would make it easier if people wanted to use it in their promos. As stated before, and changes you guys need on those pages, just let me know and I will edit what is needed since I created those pages.

[Robareid]

I thought for sure you would be our new champ

What can you say, he got screwed

[Robareid]

Robareid, I added Destruction to the creative list now. And to make things easy for everybody as far as the travel dates for Fury, Pain, and PPVs, they are now listed on the second post in the EWA Show thread. Figured putting the dates/places in one perminent spot would make it easier if people wanted to use it in their promos. As stated before, and changes you guys need on those pages, just let me know and I will edit what is needed since I created those pages.

I've just sent a big PM asking for a shitload of updates to that page. Hope you don't mind :S

[eyehatecena]

I don't mind, and will get to it tonight

[HolyJose2391]

I thought for sure you would be our new champ

Really? I thought Alex was gonna win based solely on the fact that Alex was making his very first defense

[aloisick]

IC as HOS: congrats scorp you were the luckier man

[eyehatecena]

Really? I thought Alex was gonna win based solely on the fact that Alex was making his very first defense
Well I thought you would win based soley on the fact that Alex Kidd is a midget.

[Destruction]

PREDICTION CONTEST RESULTS FOR BLOODBATH

1. HolyJose2391: 122
2. TheJman93: 94
3. Aloisick: 88
4. VHX :78
5. eyehatecena: 62.
6. TheMover: 61

[AirBourne]

Congrats Destruction!

[Destruction]

Congrats Destruction!

Thank You

[HolyJose2391]

PREDICTION CONTEST RESULTS FOR BLOODBATH

1. HolyJose2391: 122
2. TheJman93: 94
3. Aloisick: 88
4. VHX :78
5. eyehatecena: 62.
6. TheMover: 61

I think everyone lost the points for the main event hahaha

[eyehatecena]

Yeah and I really did not want to do the debuts question because I knew of pretty much all the guys debuting for the new show- I could have racked up points, lol. But I played fair.
I still say you should have have beat the midget though HJ, lol.

[HolyJose2391]

Yeah and I really did not want to do the debuts question because I knew of pretty much all the guys debuting for the new show- I could have racked up points, lol. But I played fair.
I still say you should have have beat the midget though HJ, lol.

Lol I agree! Back to the line I guess

[Robareid]

Hey guys, I need a favour off of somebody. Can one of you design a logo for our new years supershow titles "EWA Live from the Mecca"

I can't give out much of a prize, apart from being able to post show fillers and pick the next theme song for Fury and PAIN! (and maybe even a push ;))

[Destruction]

Hey guys, I need a favour off of somebody. Can one of you design a logo for our new years supershow titles "EWA Live from the Mecca"

I can't give out much of a prize, apart from being able to post show fillers and pick the next theme song for Fury and PAIN! (and maybe even a push ;))

Look at my sig, the only problem is I can't get it any bigger

[Robareid]

It's good, but We do need it bigger...

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq143/robareid/EWA-LivefromtheMecca-1.png

How's that?

[chunkkynutzzz]

Hey guys, I need a favour off of somebody. Can one of you design a logo for our new years supershow titles "EWA Live from the Mecca"

I can't give out much of a prize, apart from being able to post show fillers and pick the next theme song for Fury and PAIN! (and maybe even a push ;))

I Wish I Could do it LIVE FROM THE MECCA IN NYC KILLA HOMETOWN AND I LOVE DA NAME AS WELL ;)
BUT I don't have the technology to make it happen... damn man gotta get my bread up and buy me a laptop or sumthin damn I hate not havin money
Ima see who I rob one from so I can make a logo

[eyehatecena]

I will post one(a logo/poster thingy) later today Rob, I want to play around with a few ideas

[chunkkynutzzz]

I will post one(a logo/poster thingy) later today Rob, I want to play around with a few ideas

Please Embrace the city, MSG and New Years Eve as a All out Extravaganza

[eyehatecena]

Please Embrace the city, MSG and New Years Eve as a All out Extravaganza

I was thinking of doing something animated- New York City is a cool place, been there a few years back on a school trip

[VanHooliganX]

Just pm'd the following:

Shining - Hopefully he likes what i've written
EyeHateCena - to explain the situation :)
Holy Jose - to get the ball rolling
Myself - Because i'm cool like that :cool: <--- see

[Robareid]

I've sent out all the PMs for PAIN! now, so if I've missed you, just say

[chunkkynutzzz]

I was thinking of doing something animated- New York City is a cool place, been there a few years back on a school trip

Yea I love my city, if I leave I always find my way back like missing the fast paced life..
Yo if u ever come to nyc let it be known hook u up wit anythin u want , trust. u can get ur hands on it all out here lol..
From hoes to cloths to clubs and dubs of the u know what ...

Animated wud be cool, if not google stuff like madison square garden ring and u can piece stuff together
I guess... I so wud like to help with this , I'm lookin at pics dat could maybe work, I just can't upload anythin

[VanHooliganX]

Me and Shining Light = awesome tag team ;)

You guys should look forward to the near future ;D

[eyehatecena]

Well this is one I came up real quick, I had hoped to work on all my promos and the image earlier

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/ewameclive.gif

Now to work check my inbox and write promos for hwa and ewa

[eyehatecena]

Yea I love my city, if I leave I always find my way back like missing the fast paced life..
Yo if u ever come to nyc let it be known hook u up wit anythin u want , trust. u can get ur hands on it all out here lol..
From hoes to cloths to clubs and dubs of the u know what ...

Animated wud be cool, if not google stuff like madison square garden ring and u can piece stuff together
I guess... I so wud like to help with this , I'm lookin at pics dat could maybe work, I just can't upload anythin

I have a few pixs of MSG from the outside when I was up there and googled some, but to tell you the truth, its not that great looking of a building- and I do not mean that in a disrepectful way. Most staduims are ugly. Even the Superdome down here is not the best looking. But anyways I tried with an MSG image- but a pix of the city looked better.
Most of the pixs I took up there was not too great to use- skyscrapers, macy, pegions lol, staue of liberty, etc.
But yeah, I would like to get back up there some day.

[Robareid]

Well this is one I came up real quick, I had hoped to work on all my promos and the image earlier

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/ewameclive.gif

Now to work check my inbox and write promos for hwa and ewa

That is absolutely brilliant!!!!!!

[aloisick]

That is absolutely brilliant!!!!!!

fricken awesome

[eyehatecena]

I tried, the New York skyline itself is a great photograpic icon of the city anyways.

I hope chuckynutzz thinks it ok

[chunkkynutzzz]

Well this is one I came up real quick, I had hoped to work on all my promos and the image earlier

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/ewameclive.gif

Now to work check my inbox and write promos for hwa and ewa

This Looks Awesome
And yea I know the building doesn't look like anythin special I know that lol

I was thinkin about a live shot from the inside over a ring with the lights and titantrons lit up
BUT

The One u made blew it out the water, its Really Awesome bruh

[eyehatecena]

Well thanks man, I appriceate that
yeah had looked up ring pixs too, and thought of putting 'MSG' on the mat canvas- but thought something with the city itself would look better. Had even thought about a pix from Times Square- just thought the skyline was classier

[AirBourne]

Well thanks man, I appriceate that
yeah had looked up ring pixs too, and thought of putting 'MSG' on the mat canvas- but thought something with the city itself would look better. Had even thought about a pix from Times Square- just thought the skyline was classier

Good pic man, real nice job.

[VanHooliganX]

Well this is one I came up real quick, I had hoped to work on all my promos and the image earlier

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/ewameclive.gif

Now to work check my inbox and write promos for hwa and ewa

Well everyone else has said basically anything I was going to say.
So heres the same message but from Vanny-poo

10/10, brilliant pic and well done on the creation :D

[eyehatecena]

Well thank you Vanny Poo and AirBourne.

BTW Vans, I sent you and Rob a PM about that thingy for the thingy

Now just waiting on that other thingy so I can write my stuff for it, and one promo to write for HWA and all my promos are done- I think, lol.

[Robareid]

Speaking of the four person thingy, does anyone know how far round that has got? I haven't got it yet, have you Van?

[VanHooliganX]

Speaking of the four person thingy, does anyone know how far round that has got? I haven't got it yet, have you Van?

Jose sent me his about 15 mins ago.

I have just written mine and sent it to EHC

I dunno if EHC is going to write his now and pass it to the final guy but its at least half way there now :)

[HolyJose2391]

Jose sent me his about 15 mins ago.

I have just written mine and sent it to EHC

I dunno if EHC is going to write his now and pass it to the final guy but its at least half way there now :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaDZ0kKptbs

yup Halfway There :D

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaDZ0kKptbs

yup Halfway There :D

*Raves with bright glowsticks he apparently found* ;D

[HolyJose2391]

*Raves with bright glowsticks he apparently found* ;D

Funny enough I'm gonna go see them live. I like the band and am going with a girl I like who dislikes boybands so I think she likes me lol

[Robareid]

Good good :) Progress is definatly good :)

I'll be sending you a pm Jose for our group segment, we need to get a wriggle on


EWA ANNOUNCEMENT: The Fury Ep. 6 that was scheduled for the 24th of December has been cancelled. New travel schedule is as follows

Fury Ep. 5 - 23rd December - Boston, Massachusetts

PAIN! Ep. 1 - 23rd December - Portland, Maine

New Years Eve Supershow - 31st December - New York, New York

Fury Ep. 6 - 7th January - Manchester, England

PAIN! Ep. 2 - 8th January - Newcastle, England

Fury Ep. 7 - 14th January - Liverpool, England

PAIN! Ep. 3 - 15th January - Milton Keynes, England

Untamed Khaos - 18th January - London, England

Fury Ep. 8 - 22nd January - Paris, France

PAIN! Ep. 4 - 23rd January - Stockholm, Sweden

Fury Ep. 9 - 28th January - Berlin, Germany

PAIN! Ep. 5 - 29th January - Oslo, Norway

Fury Ep. 10 - 4th February - Milan, Italy

PAIN! Ep. 6 - 5th February - Athens, Greece

Fury Ep. 11 - 11th February - Madrid, Spain

PAIN! Ep. 7 - 12th February - Lisbon, Portugal

Fury Ep. 12 - 18th February - Douglas, Isle of Man

PAIN! Ep. 8 - 19th February - Dublin, Ireland

PPV 3 (Name tbd) - 22nd February - Chicago, Illinois

[VanHooliganX]

Posted by Ryan Clark

EWA have moved Fury a day forward. This is to due with travel complications and a stupid ass amount of snow. Also, because we know Ryan Clark will copy this paragraph. I am very smelly.

Speaking of EWA Talent. A lot of the roster is doing a new years eve special on the 31st in NY, NY. Followed by traveling for the 1st episode of Alpha Revolution 3 days later and finally following up going on the European Tour beginning with Manchester, England on the 7th. Hopefully jet lag will not destroy the quality of the performers who're travelling.

Finally, EWAshop.com now is active where you can buy new t-shirts, dolls, championships, etc. Surprisingly, a lot of the heels merchandise is selling very well, but the "PLEASE DON'T FIRE MEEE!!" Chris Jackson shirts have sold out within 1 hour of going live. This breaks all merchandise records set by WWE, JBW, EWNCW and that misprint of Rob Dam Van shirts.

[Robareid]

It wasn't move forward a day mate, but moved 6 days back and another cancelled :)

[VanHooliganX]

It wasn't move forward a day mate, but moved 6 days back and another cancelled :)

Ah fuck yeah...err...HA! Ryan Clark fucked up! *laughs at him* XD

[eyehatecena]

Jose sent me his about 15 mins ago.

I have just written mine and sent it to EHC

I dunno if EHC is going to write his now and pass it to the final guy but its at least half way there now :)

So I send it to Shining Light next correct, lol? I am gonna get to it in a few hours.

[Robareid]

Nope, next it goes to me, then to you EHC, then back to me, then to Shining :)

[eyehatecena]

expect mine in a few hours- unless I can squeeze time in for it earlier

[HolyJose2391]

Nope, next it goes to me, then to you EHC, then back to me, then to Shining :)

Inbox full Broski

[VanHooliganX]

Did I finish 4th in our prediction contest.

Also yes I know that PPV counts for 2012 but it's so I can remember lol

[chunkkynutzzz]

Well this is one I came up real quick, I had hoped to work on all my promos and the image earlier

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/ewameclive.gif

Now to work check my inbox and write promos for hwa and ewa

IC AS killa: SO, YA ALL COMIN TO SEE KILLA IN HOMETOWWWWN.....

THERE WILL BE BODIES, SOMEBODY WILL GETTiN gettin BODIED...SLITS THROATS AND BULLET HOLES, TRIGGA PULLIN happy..new york will hear an applause ,All Day Clappin...Guns Goin Offff...Come see Da MuDaFukN KiLLA...

Shoutsouts or Shootouts.... Somebody Send me a PM quick I Got somethin to Add On to Live From The MeCCa

[eyehatecena]

Yo, Robaried, I sent in my part just now. I also sent it to Destruction too as a backup, plus I asked him to check to see if you got it. I will be unreachable for a good part of the day tomorrow, so I just wanted to make sure someone got it.

[VanHooliganX]

Yo, Robaried, I sent in my part just now. I also sent it to Destruction too as a backup, plus I asked him to check to see if you got it. I will be unreachable for a good part of the day tomorrow, so I just wanted to make sure someone got it.

Pretty much read with a lot of time to spare :)

[eyehatecena]

Pretty much read with a lot of time to spare :)

I think we did pretty great for getting all that out the way(for the most part) in one day with multiple people doing their thang

[VanHooliganX]

I think we did pretty great for getting two things out the way(for the most part) in one day with multiple people having to come up with stuff

Aye good day at the office :)

[eyehatecena]

We have a great boss

[VanHooliganX]

We have great boss'

Fixed so we're in all the good books ;D

[Robareid]

A push for you, and a push for you ;)

[AirBourne]

IC as SkyFly: Watch the skies....I'm coming soon, you will ALL regret getting in SkyFly's way....

[VanHooliganX]

A push for you, and a push for you ;)

:O Such violence. *pushes back* lol

[Robareid]

:O Such violence. *pushes back* lol

*Falls over* How rude! Now where is my shovel, seems I got some burying to do

[VanHooliganX]

*Falls over* How rude! Now where is my shovel, seems I got some burying to do

Ah pal. That sounds like a lot of work. Need any help?

[Robareid]

Well it's hard to fill a whole from the inside

[HolyJose2391]

Well it's hard to fill a whole from the inside

I see what you did there!

[BC777]

Jack Phenix and Brandon Medeiros promo sent.

[VanHooliganX]

Well it's hard to fill a whole from the inside

:'( meanie!

[Robareid]

Guys, I'm travelling up north today, leaving 10 o'clock so chances are that i won't be able to finish PAIN in time. Ill workon it it while I'm up there and hopefully get it posted soon

[Robareid]

I just want to thank all you guys for getting your promos in, I'm only missing one (glares at Jose ;)) and I won't be posting show till around 9am so I guess you still have a bit of time

[aloisick]

cant wait for show bruv

[Shining Light]

http://www.make-your-own-invitations.com/image-files/round-youre-invited-bw.gif

Dear members of the EWA Roster,

You are cordially invited to a New Year's Eve party hosted by me, Christopher Jackson. The party will be held in the GM's Office and there will be plenty of fun and games. I would appreciate it if you could attend, as I have become accustomed to celebrating the New Year on my own recently, somehow my Wife always has to pop out to do some last minute shopping. Food and drink will be provided.

Hope you can attend,
Christopher Jackson

P.S. My new book "The Wonders of Wanking" will be on sale at the party for £5. All money raised from the sales will be donated to the "Dip in the Nip" foundation. Please bring some money, as it is a worthy and noble cause.

[VanHooliganX]

Just god your PM Rob. I think think I have it now

I deleted most PMs cause I was close to being full :S

[Robareid]

http://www.make-your-own-invitations.com/image-files/round-youre-invited-bw.gif

Dear members of the EWA Roster,

You are cordially invited to a New Year's Eve party hosted by me, Christopher Jackson. The party will be held in the GM's Office and there will be plenty of fun and games. I would appreciate it if you could attend, as I have become accustomed to celebrating the New Year on my own recently, somehow my Wife always has to pop out to do some last minute shopping. Food and drink will be provided.

Hope you can attend,
Christopher Jackson

P.S. My new book "The Wonders of Wanking" will be on sale at the party for £5. All money raised from the sales will be donated to the "Dip in the Nip" foundation. Please bring some money, as it is a worthy and noble cause.

I'm expecting a lot out of this, it better be good ;)

[Shining Light]

I'm expecting a lot out of this, it better be good ;)

Oh believe me, it will :) We're wrapping it up now, so I'll send it to you in 3 different PM's. One for each scene lol

[Robareid]

Just god your PM Rob. I think think I have it now

I deleted most PMs cause I was close to being full :S

So do you have it Van? Because I don't think EHC is going to be on tonight, something about an airport

[VanHooliganX]

So do you have it Van? Because I don't think EHC is going to be on tonight, something about an airport

Nope :( Sorry

If EHC doesn't have it either i'm sure we can re-write it though.

[Robareid]

Nope :( Sorry

If EHC doesn't have it either i'm sure we can re-write it though.

Well I still have all you're bits, it's just the finish product I need with my parts added




The show itself is now practically done, all I need now is Holyjose to finish his segment, and for EHC to log on and hopefully save the day

As for PAIN!, it's going to be a while, defiantly not today

[AirBourne]

Hey guys, check out and comment on my WM 28 card, thanks! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?11989-My-Dream-WM-28-Card

[Shining Light]

Hey guys, check out and comment on my WM 28 card, thanks! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?11989-My-Dream-WM-28-Card

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KXjHlfWCd6w/TbhZL0A58tI/AAAAAAAAB0g/nEUZPf-X794/s1600/omg+who+the+hell+cares.jpg

Just kidding mate, it was a good card. Well done! :)

EDIT: If I was to start the "Christopher Jackson Appreciation Society", how many of you "Wacko Jacko" fans would join?
Just curious... it's just that he would like his own fan club ;)

[Robareid]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KXjHlfWCd6w/TbhZL0A58tI/AAAAAAAAB0g/nEUZPf-X794/s1600/omg+who+the+hell+cares.jpg

Just kidding mate, it was a good card. Well done! :)

EDIT: If I was to start the "Christopher Jackson Appreciation Society", how many of you "Wacko Jacko" fans would join?
Just curious... it's just that he would like his own fan club ;)

Sitgn me up as Jacko Wacko #1

[VanHooliganX]

Member number 2 is here. :)

[eyehatecena]

Just sent it to Robo- the full segment

[eyehatecena]

- it was yesterday with the airport bit, turned out to be one big long ass day between that, shopping and meeting up with friends

[Robareid]

Right guys, finally got the show finished but Im leaving for a Christmas party like 2 minutes ago so Ill post it early tommorow

[eyehatecena]

Thats cool, no need to rush.

[eyehatecena]

Member number 2 is here. :)
you know # 2 means shit, #1 means piss, I will gladly be # 3, which means nothing at all, lol

[VanHooliganX]

you know # 2 means shit, #1 means piss, I will gladly be # 3, which means nothing at all, lol

I'm pretty sure 3 is the magic number. ;)

Also:
1 is the loneliest number and 2 being just better than 1 ;P

[eyehatecena]

I'm pretty sure 3 is the magic number. ;)

Also:
1 is the loneliest number and 2 being just better than 1 ;P

lol, oh yeah

Dammit, now I got that song stuck in my head

[Shining Light]

It doesn't matter what number you are.... you are all "Wacko Jacko" fans :D

[VanHooliganX]

lol, oh yeah

Dammit, now I got that song stuck in my head

haha my bad bud

I could write jingle bell lyrics to get you in the holiday spirit if you want lol

[HolyJose2391]

"I've only got 1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you that's I Love You" lol listening to Plain White Ts at work

[Shining Light]

Breaking News:

Christopher Jackson will deliver his own "Christmas Speech" on Wednesday 28th December. He will appear VIA a video on Youtube and will address the EWA Roster and reveal his own plans for 2012.

That's right dudes, your all gonna see what Christopher Jackson looks like! :)

[eyehatecena]

Breaking News:

Christopher Jackson will deliver his own "Christmas Speech" on Wednesday 28th December. He will appear VIA a video on Youtube and will address the EWA Roster and reveal his own plans for 2012.

That's right dudes, your all gonna see what Christopher Jackson looks like! :)

So is Jackson gonna put his pants collection on display for the world to see?

[VanHooliganX]

Breaking News:

Christopher Jackson will deliver his own "Christmas Speech" on Wednesday 28th December. He will appear VIA a video on Youtube and will address the EWA Roster and reveal his own plans for 2012.

That's right dudes, your all gonna see what Christopher Jackson looks like! :)

Oh please have a sign that says "DON'T FIRE ME!" in the background ;D lol

We gotta think of your merchandise sales pal :P haha

[Shining Light]

So is Jackson gonna put his pants collection on display for the world to see?

He might do.... depends how festive he is feeling ;) But there will be laughs, plenty of them!

[Shining Light]

Oh please have a sign that says "DON'T FIRE ME!" in the background ;D lol

We gotta think of your merchandise sales pal :P haha

Thanks for the idea about the sign... that will be on there :D

EDIT:

I'm thinking all of the following for merchandise:

T-Shirts
Face Masks
Shoes
Cups
Posters
Condoms
Signed copies of CJ's book "The Wonders of Wanking"
Used tissues from CJ ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Thanks for the idea about the sign... that will be on there :D

EDIT:

I'm thinking all of the following for merchandise:

T-Shirts
Face Masks
Shoes
Cups
Posters
Condoms
Signed copies of CJ's book "The Wonders of Wanking"
Used tissues from CJ ;)

We want Chris socks! *clapclap clap clap clap* We want Chris socks!

[Shining Light]

We want Chris socks! *clapclap clap clap clap* We want Chris socks!

Screw the socks... Where the hell are my ice cream bars? ;)

"Mommy, all this cream is dripping all down me"

"That's not cream son..."

[VanHooliganX]

Screw the socks... Where the hell are my ice cream bars? ;)

"Mommy, all this cream is dripping all down me"

"That's not cream son..."

How about selling Inflatable Dartboards or Solar Powered Torches then?

[Shining Light]

How about selling Inflatable Dartboards or Solar Powered Torches then?

That might work :) Whoever is in charge of merchandise best be taking notes lol

[eyehatecena]

You know another good idea to get Jackson name out? Putting Jacksons name on those urinal refresher thingies. All the men will see it when the go to the bathroom to take a piss. Great advertisement

[aloisick]

Thinking of doing a facebook page for eithe just two o a kind or for g -scorp or for my whole aloicks alliance

Anyone interested?

[eyehatecena]

that does sound cool. one day I will finally get around to doing a facebook page.

[pauadrian]

just some publicity from the world champ

join my wwe fantasy fed
we only need one more person to get things started and i ould appreciate if someone here joins
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?11924-WWE-Fantasy-Fed

[VanHooliganX]

Reading the show thread whilst Rob posts it.

Quick question about the rave.

Lets say for a small second that I liked the backstreet boys songs (not all mind)

Which song? ;D

[Robareid]

Reading the show thread whilst Rob posts it.

Quick question about the rave.

Lets say for a small second that I liked the backstreet boys songs (not all mind)

Which song? ;D


Read it, it says "I want it that way"

Last segment is on my Dad's iPad, I'm posting this from my Nan's computer (See what I go through for you guys, her internet is appauling) so you will have to wait a while for the last post because he's using it atm

What are you're thoughts on the show so far?

[VanHooliganX]

Read it, it says "I want it that way"

Last segment is on my Dad's iPad, I'm posting this from my Nan's computer (See what I go through for you guys, her internet is appauling) so you will have to wait a while for the last post because he's using it atm

What are you're thoughs on the show so far?

Oh good. I like that song too.

So far very good. Good choice of matches, enjoyed the promos and looking forward to the main event.

[Robareid]

I've now posted the ending

Now, onto PAIN!

[aloisick]

I've now posted the ending

Now, onto PAIN!

Bro show was great really enjoying some brewing feuds and and personally big things happening with my guys

[Shining Light]

Great show! Well done to Rob and everyone involved! BACKSTREET BOYS RAVE! ;)

Now, onto a shameful plug of mine, me and Van have finished the "New Year's Eve Party" segments and I'm begging for you guys to read it when the show comes out! It's funny as hell and we put a lot of time into making it :)

And since I won't be on tomorrow, Merry Christmas to all of EWA!

[HolyJose2391]

Reading the show thread whilst Rob posts it.

Quick question about the rave.

Lets say for a small second that I liked the backstreet boys songs (not all mind)

Which song? ;D
It was I Want it That Way. I think we should have gone with Masquerade or Everybody that's just me though

[Robareid]

Right, all you bitches, you've read the show, I now want in depth reviews. A line for each segment!!!!!! ;)

In all seriousness though, it would be great if some of you could give some in depth reviews. That way people can see where they're going right and can improve, not just me but all the characters too. Even a top five people from the show would be great. Everyone spends ages putting these shows together, so a minute or two reviewing it is the least you lazy motherfuckers can do.

I'm going to lead by example, and review all the promos and shitz below, but I won't do any of the segments as I was the one to write them

[Robareid]

Let the review begin:

Opening segment - I really enjoyed reading and being a part of the opening segment. I'd like to see what you guys thought of it. I felt it set up the main event well, and also helped start the Gruber-Archangel feud. Also, let me just say, VHX is badass

HOS vs. Kidd - I wrote it, you guys better review it ;)

Blake & HOS I - A nice little segment. These guys didn't have too much to work off, and it was a decent start to a feud out of nowhere. Nothing amazing, but they've done the hard bit now, starting the feud, so I expect some good stuff coming up

Rob & Archangel - I played a big part in this, so I'm not really going to review it. However, I've got to say Backstreet Boys rave for the win!

KiLLA match - Destructions first bit of writing as a creative member, I think he did okay.

KiLLA post match - This was back to me, so no review from me, but I expect one from you guys

TOAK promo - 'sick didn't have too much to work off here, but I think he delivered a really good segment. It makes me glad I put the titles on them, good job 'sick :)

Scorp & Blake vs. Il Cattivo & post match attack - See HOS vs. Kidd

Blake & HOS II - Another good segment, setting the foundations for a real good feud. Douglas Blake as a character got some good development here, showing off his cocky attitude and general heelness

Phenix & Medeiros promo - Decent little segment here, little short but it did the job.

Pheneiros vs. TOAK and post match - See Scorp & Blake vs. Il Cattivo

Turnes promo - Really random promo here. I don't think even aloisick knew Rob Turne knew that Rob Turne was TOAK's former bodyguard, but there you go. I enjoyed it though, made me smile

Crofts Limited & VHX segment - I played a small part in this but it was mainly Vans and EHC. I thought it was great to be honest, they seem to work really well together, I'll have to remember that

Main event - See Pheneiros vs. TOAK

Post match - see... Oh just review it

[Shining Light]

I'll follow suit and introduce...

SHINING LIGHT'S TOP 5 MOMENTS

5: Rich and Herb High Octane Superstar joke - Only a few lines but it made me laugh none the less

4: Victorious Mad Dog + Kid Wonder Segment - Great work, can clearly see there is potential there

3: Opening Segment - Great work! Ignoring the fact that Jackson was in it, it set up the main - event superbly!

2: KiLLA's Post Match Promo - Amazing! I usually have difficult reading pieces of text like that but I understood it very easily. Can tell that he is one for the future

1: BACKSTREET BOYS RAVE! Do I have to say anymore? ;)

[HolyJose2391]

I'll follow suit and introduce...

SHINING LIGHT'S TOP 5 MOMENTS

5: Rich and Herb High Octane Superstar joke - Only a few lines but it made me laugh none the less

4: Victorious Mad Dog + Kid Wonder Segment - Great work, can clearly see there is potential there

3: Opening Segment - Great work! Ignoring the fact that Jackson was in it, it set up the main - event superbly!

2: KiLLA's Post Match Promo - Amazing! I usually have difficult reading pieces of text like that but I understood it very easily. Can tell that he is one for the future

1: BACKSTREET BOYS RAVE! Do I have to say anymore? ;)

Playing off of my non homo love for the Backstreet Boys fucking awesome

[aloisick]

I'll follow suit and introduce...

SHINING LIGHT'S TOP 5 MOMENTS

5: Rich and Herb High Octane Superstar joke - Only a few lines but it made me laugh none the less

4: Victorious Mad Dog + Kid Wonder Segment - Great work, can clearly see there is potential there

3: Opening Segment - Great work! Ignoring the fact that Jackson was in it, it set up the main - event superbly!

2: KiLLA's Post Match Promo - Amazing! I usually have difficult reading pieces of text like that but I understood it very easily. Can tell that he is one for the future

1: BACKSTREET BOYS RAVE! Do I have to say anymore? ;)

Thanks shining great to hear and rob regarding my promos I gotta agree I let you down with hos although I am very proud of toaks promo and to wear the gold

Gotta love the bsb rave

[Robareid]

Don't get me wrong, the HOS and Blake segments were decent, defiantly nothing to be ashamed of since you didn't have too much to go on, it just wasn't anything groundbreaking

Glad you liked at least one part of the commentary Shining, writing for Rich really is great for letting out your inner dickhead

Thanks for doing Shining's top 5

[AreYaSerious]

Great show guys, EWA is really coming together as of late. Really enjoying the shows. I'll give you a full review when I get the time.

[Robareid]

Great show guys, EWA is really coming together as of late. Really enjoying the shows. I'll give you a full review when I get the time.

Glad you like it. You ever want to try out a new character or an old favourite they're more than welcome here in EWA

[AreYaSerious]

Glad you like it. You ever want to try out a new character or an old favourite they're more than welcome here in EWA

I can barely keep up with the guys I got, but if I do get the time. I'll sign someone up for sure.

[pauadrian]

creative have done a very good job with this mystery opponent

[Robareid]

creative have done a very good job with this mystery opponent

Mystery opponent? What mystery opponent? ;)

[pauadrian]

Mystery opponent? What mystery opponent? ;)

the one after i attacked rob rage

[Robareid]

I wondered when somebody would bring that up. Do you like it so far, I wasn't too sure how it came off

[VanHooliganX]

Vanitys top 5 moments:

5 - Main Event - Good choice of match and the ending was very well written

4 - Luke and Robs promo - I'm a sucker for a good heel tag team. I look forward to what they will do in the upcoming weeks.

3 - Killas promo - His best to date i've read since I started eFedding. Nice 1 pal

2 - Backstreet Boys rave - ;D

1 - Opening segment. Well written by all of us :)

[pauadrian]

I wondered when somebody would bring that up. Do you like it so far, I wasn't too sure how it came off

i can tell you the build up looks awesome and mysterious i actually imagined alex kidd posing and then the lights going off and all that

[VanHooliganX]

Nothing screams Christmas like the Woodlands Critter X-mas episode of South Park. Followed by Scream 1.

Thanks Comedy Central lol

[Broc]

IC: well, I guess I scared away that Van punk again

[VanHooliganX]

IC: well, I guess I scared away that Van punk again

IC: Try not being a pussy and attacking me after a hard fought matches and then we'll see what happens!

[Broc]

IC: Try not being a pussy and attacking me after a hard fought matches and then we'll see what happens!
IC: you're the one running away and I'm a pussy? stand up to a challenge junior, maybe I could teach a few things about real wrestling if you did.

[VanHooliganX]

IC: you're the one running away and I'm a pussy? stand up to a challenge junior, maybe I could teach a few things about real wrestling if you did.

IC: Y2J called. He wants punks to stop using his insults. But yes, I am basically calling you a pussy. Try coming out before a match of mine.

[Broc]

IC: Y2J called. He wants punks to stop using his insults. But yes, I am basically calling you a pussy. Try coming out before a match of mine.

IC: CryBaby Kevin called, he wants his ring skills back. But how about this, if I'm given a chance to face you in the ring, I will take it, and I will destroy in that ring, you vs. me? how well do you really think that could work?

OOC: HWA took months to get to the 1,000th post, and you guys are already almost there? what the fuck is wrong with you people?

[VanHooliganX]

IC: CryBaby Kevin called, he wants his ring skills back. But how about this, if I'm given a chance to face you in the ring, I will take it, and I will destroy in that ring, you vs. me? how well do you really think that could work?

OOC: HWA took months to get to the 1,000th post, and you guys are already almost there? what the fuck is wrong with you people?

IC: Never heard of him. Must be good to associate yourself with people like him. But sure, thats sounds enjoyable. 1 on 1. No bullshit, no excuses and I add you to the list of people i've fought and bested in the ring.

OOC: haha dunno. Maybe its passion or maybe its being sad and discussing this fed too much lol :) Also congrats on the Steelers shutout win (I think the Rams didn't score anyway :S)

[Broc]

IC: Never heard of him. Must be good to associate yourself with people like him. But sure, thats sounds enjoyable. 1 on 1. No bullshit, no excuses and I add you to the list of people i've fought and bested in the ring.

OOC: haha dunno. Maybe its passion or maybe its being sad and discussing this fed too much lol :) Also congrats on the Steelers shutout win (I think the Rams didn't score anyway :S)

IC: book this please, I really want to put this rookie in his place

OOC: CryBaby Kevin is HWA's jobber lol

[eyehatecena]

IC: book this please, I really want to put this rookie in his place

OOC: CryBaby Kevin is HWA's jobber lol

OOC: I thought it was Kevin Tears now.

IC as Hanz: um, Broc, you got to get in the back of the line with the other boys here in EWA. The end of the line starts at The Archangel, so scoot fat ass.

[eyehatecena]

Ok, I have a very stupid question. I thought the bit with the backstreet boy rav was funny, and I remember the song, and its ok- but my question(being a not much of a boy band fan), is that the group that had Justin Timberlake or Donnie Walhberg?

[eyehatecena]

My review

Opening segment: I really enjoyed working with multiple people on this, and I think it came out great. Of course Rob and HJ have been writing promos and bits a lot longer than both Vans and I and are great, but I think we held our own in the writing process and added a lot to it. I thought it was a great start and setup for the main event. And Shining Light is a nut, loving the newest addition to EWA in the new GM

HOS vs. the midget: kind of short, but did get to hear from HOS and Blake- and think that bit was a good teaser for a fued between them. But no Kidd promo???

Rob and Michael: Loved the bit with Rob talking to himself, hell just loved the whole bit. It was funny and well written

Killa match: The writing for the match was decent- it work. The post match part was great for Killas character, letting us see him as a badass. And Rich, the announcers, fucking funny bit.

TOAK promo: What can I say, I like all of Alsosicks promos for any of his guys. Def made a good judgement putting the belts on any of his guys.

Scorp & Blake vs. Il Cattivo & post match attack- Short, but well written. I was surprised to see my guys come do a run in after the match- but its better for the tagteam division. I guess my Panzers just don’t like anyone, lol.

Blake & HOS II- I think another great little segment- got to know both guys better, and can not wait for their fued.

Phenix & Medeiros promo- a bit short like Rob said before, but it worked for the show. Medeiros and I work together in HWA(we are fueding). He has written some of our bits there, I have written some of our bits there. He is a great guy to work with. And hmm, I gave Brandon a concussion last week in HWA, yet he wrestled today. I knew he was lying to me on Dynasty, lol

Pheneiros vs. TOAK and post match: match was short but well written, and really liked the post match action with Killa and G-Scorp pretty much destroying both the guys, Medeiros deserved it, lol. Seriously though, it was good.

Turnes promo: One question’ What is Wasson? Anyways, it was nice hearing some back story on the guys with Wonder- gives both guys- Alosick and ,I am guessing its still Lucha_Libre, more to work with in their promos.

Crofts Limited & VHX segment- Must say, it was as fun to help write as the first segment, and I think anybody that gets to work with Vans is lucky. He just started doing this and I think he is great. And I do hope I get to work with him more in the future(in fact, I do have an idea I want to run past him and Rob about something else) And of course I think working with Rob has helped me out a lot with my own promo writing both here and HWA.

Main event: There was that fucking slow count yet again!!!!!, lol. Seriously, well written, as was the post match segment. Liked the Broc runin as well as Kidd taking out Rage. And really looking forward to who the mysterious person is.

[VanHooliganX]

Ok, I have a very stupid question. I thought the bit with the backstreet boy rav was funny, and I remember the song, and its ok- but my question(being a not much of a boy band fan), is that the group that had Justin Timberlake or Donnie Walhberg?

Timberlake was in it I believe.

[VanHooliganX]

Crofts Limited & VHX segment- Must say, it was as fun to help write as the first segment, and I think anybody that gets to work with Vans is lucky. He just started doing this and I think he is great.

Thanks man. I really enjoy working with you as well :)

[eyehatecena]

Well I mean it Van, you write some good shit and you write some funny shit.

And sending you a PM about something I had though of today

[eyehatecena]

Well I mean it, you write some great shit

[VanHooliganX]

Well I mean it Van, you write some good shit and you write some funny shit.

And sending you a PM about something I had though of today

You write great stuff too pal :)

and i'll read it soon then :)

[VanHooliganX]

Don't expect anyone to get this or know what the game reference is buuut:

I so wish I could do this promo XD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir516vWvpJs&list=LLpdDTiFIPa2ISbvPR5QTv0g&feature=mh_lolz

[eyehatecena]

wtf? I type up one post, sumbit it, it does not show up. So I type up another one- it shows up. And now my other 'mysteriously lost' post, reappears, lol

[VanHooliganX]

wtf? I type up one post, sumbit it, it does not show up. So I type up another one- it shows up. And now my other 'mysteriously lost' post, reappears, lol

Ah. I thought I was good enough at promos to be mentioned twice haha :)

[Robareid]

Thanks for all the great reviews, they really help improvements wise as I can see where I'm going right and wrong

Also, lol at Van thinking that The Turnes did a good heel promo. They may well have, but theyre supposed to be face lol

[chunkkynutzzz]

My Review

* The Entire ShoW Was Awesome!

*end of Review

I'm 4real I'm diggin Ewa !

[VanHooliganX]

Thanks for all the great reviews, they really help improvements wise as I can see where I'm going right and wrong

Also, lol at Van thinking that The Turnes did a good heel promo. They may well have, but theyre supposed to be face lol

Hmm...troubling times then haha

[HolyJose2391]

Timberlake was in it I believe.

Justin Timberlake=Nsync Donnie=New Kids on the Block

Backstreet=Nick Carter,Brian Litterel, Howie Dourough, AJ McLean and formerly Kevin who left the group to Persue other intrests

[eyehatecena]

Justin Timberlake=Nsync Donnie=New Kids on the Block

Backstreet=Nick Carter,Brian Litterel, Howie Dourough, AJ McLean and formerly Kevin who left the group to Persue other intrests

lol, I have never heard of any of those guys, but like I said, not a big fan of any of those bands- but HANSON fucking RULES! jk, I will say one thing about the Hanson though, one of the Hanson guys is also the lead singer in another band, Tinted Windows and I think he is great in it.

Can't believe we are talking about boy bands in a wrestling thread, lol.

[eyehatecena]

Also, lol at Van thinking that The Turnes did a good heel promo. They may well have, but theyre supposed to be face lol

Yeah I thought it was more heelish too, of course not in a douce bag sort of way.

[VanHooliganX]

Can't believe we are talking about boy bands in a wrestling thread, lol.

You're telling me!

We didn't even need the EWN Clique for it as well haha

[HolyJose2391]

lol, I have never heard of any of those guys, but like I said, not a big fan of any of those bands- but HANSON fucking RULES! jk, I will say one thing about the Hanson though, one of the Hanson guys is also the lead singer in another band, Tinted Windows and I think he is great in it.

Can't believe we are talking about boy bands in a wrestling thread, lol.
Mmbop is my jam! Lol but I'm a big boy and fan BSB 4life! Lol

[eyehatecena]

Mmbop is my jam! Lol but I'm a big boy and fan BSB 4life! Lol

You know what is bad, as I wrote the word "Hanson", the song instantly came into my head and is stuck there now....arghhhhh. At least its not a horrible song- but still.

[VanHooliganX]

This is the EWA Official Discussion Thread. Feel free to talk about EWA or random stuff. Enjoy! :)

Creative Members -


Robareid
Broc
Destruction


Posted 7th November 2011.
26th December 2011 and we're very close to 1000.

Not bad really :)

[Robareid]

Big announcement

I regret to inform you all, but due to commitments over in HWA Broc has had to leave the creative team. On behalf of all of EWA, I'd like to thank him for offering his experience in the first few struggling weeks, we wouldn't have survived till now without him

I'm in discussions to perhaps recruit a new (or old) member to the creative team, but if that doesn't work then I will be advertising around the New Year period for a new writer

[aloisick]

Big announcement

I regret to inform you all, but due to commitments over in HWA Broc has had to leave the creative team. On behalf of all of EWA, I'd like to thank him for offering his experience in the first few struggling weeks, we wouldn't have survived till now without him

I'm in discussions to perhaps recruit a new (or old) member to the creative team, but if that doesn't work then I will be advertising around the New Year period for a new writer

Good luck with your search

[VanHooliganX]

Is his character still a member of the roster or has he left entirely?

[HolyJose2391]

If you need an adviser of sorts I can offer assistance

[Shining Light]

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet because I'm heading off to a party now... I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE! :)

My Sister and her boyfriend told my family yesterday during Christmas Dinner... I swear to God I couldn't finish my sausage wrapped in bacon....

See ya later guys! :)

[VanHooliganX]

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet because I'm heading off to a party now... I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE! :)

My Sister and her boyfriend told my family yesterday during Christmas Dinner... I swear to God I couldn't finish my sausage wrapped in bacon....

See ya later guys! :)

haha my condolences on not finishing your sausage wrapped in bacon

Also my congrats to you on being an uncle and her being pregnant :)

Welcome to the club :)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Congrats on ur sisters pregnancy :)

[Robareid]

@Van - He's still going to be Broc, just not writing

@Jose - Though you're help would be great, I'm really looking for a writer to help write PAIN!

@Shining - Congratz man, to you and her

[HolyJose2391]

@Van - He's still going to be Broc, just not writing

@Jose - Though you're help would be great, I'm really looking for a writer to help write PAIN!

@Shining - Congratz man, to you and her

Oh ok yea wish i could help but I'm trying to get AWF back on track.

[eyehatecena]

@ Shining Light- everything that Vans said, I am sure your stomach can forgive you for not finishing with your eating. Family is more imporatant than eating don't you know? Oh wait, never mind, you do need to eat too.

[aloisick]

@ Shining Light- everything that Vans said, I am sure your stomach can forgive you for not finishing with your eating. Family is more imporatant than eating don't you know? Oh wait, never mind, you do need to eat too.

Congrats Sl I am a new member to the fathers club anim sure you will enjoy being an ncle

[eyehatecena]

@ aloisick- just how is the little one doing?

[VanHooliganX]

Congrats Sl I am a new member to the fathers club anim sure you will enjoy being an ncle

Ah man. Didn't know you had a kid of your own.

Congrats if it was anytime recent lol

[eyehatecena]

We are almost at 1000 post, HJ needs to get back in here and talking about his love of boy bands to fill up some post

[HolyJose2391]

We are almost at 1000 post, HJ needs to get back in here and talking about his love of boy bands to fill up some post

I've seethe backstreet boys twice live and almost met one of the New Kids on the Block

[HolyJose2391]

I was in third grade when my cousin showed me the video to Everybody (Backstreet's Back) and got hooked since!

[VanHooliganX]

I've seethe backstreet boys twice live and almost met one of the New Kids on the Block

:O Dude!

I jelly haha

[HolyJose2391]

For my high schoo, youth group I've performed I want it that way twice once with two other guys and sand over the music the other my friend and I did a stripped down acoustic version we closed the show on that one :)

[AirBourne]

:O Dude!

I jelly haha

Lol I'm sure. lol

[HolyJose2391]

Nsync's No Strings attached was the first album I owned alongside Britteny Spears' Baby one More Time and Cristiana Aguilara's Genie in a Bottle

[Broc]

you're ll fucking whores!

[HolyJose2391]

I've always said when I meet the right women i'd use Nsync's "This I Promise You" to propose and Backstreet Boys' " I Promise You (With Everything I am)" for the wedding vows

[VanHooliganX]

Only thing I can firmly say is my small town was the last place Oasis played before they split. God speed my shitty hometown lol

[HolyJose2391]

I'm excited to see Big Time Rush on March 2nd with this one girl who hates boy bands but will spend the time with me

[VanHooliganX]

you're all too passionate for EWA!

Thanks ;) haha

[eyehatecena]

Wow, that was fast, keep going, only need a few more post.
Speaking of those guys- the boy bands- I had met Britney Spears 1st husband while I was in college- he was a douce bag. Her brother also went to the same school, never met him. Spears hometown, Kentwood is not that far from where I am.

[HolyJose2391]

Wow, that was fast, keep going, only need a few more post.
Speaking of those guys- the boy bands- I had met Britney Spears 1st husband while I was in college- he was a douce bag. Her brother also went to the same school, never met him. Spears hometown, Kentwood is not that far from where I am.

I'd fuck Spear's younger sister on my god

[HolyJose2391]

I used to like Nsync and Britteny so much I would PLOT to get Justin and Brittney back together and this was before they broke up but I heard rumors they broke up

[eyehatecena]

Only thing I can firmly say is my small town was the last place Oasis played before they split. God speed my shitty hometown lol

You made them split????????? arghhhhhh

[HolyJose2391]

Uhhhhh when I meet the Backstreet Boys I'll die happy?

EDIT: I GOT THE 1000TH POST!!!!!!!!!