EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[pauadrian]

Barbie: No I said I hoped that Michael the Archangel beat Hanz Gruber. I knew you would beat the scum Rage- only way I'd want that loser to win is if he was fighting Hanz

Kidd: So live sex celebration?

[eyehatecena]

Kidd: So live sex celebration?Barbie: Not with me, the only live sex celebration I'd be involved with is with Mike Muir. See my sister Sasha, she will do pretty much anybody.

[pauadrian]

Barbie: Not with me, the only live sex celebration I'd be involved with is with Mike Muir. See my sister Sasha, she will do pretty much anybody.

Kidd: No th-

*Heskey two lockerrooms away*

Heskey: YES YES YES YES OH YEAH BABY YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

*CJ comes out*

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: I Don't Reside From Cali, But I get dat cali love ,spark up dem cali buds..Ship out dem cali drugz ,shoot out some cali slugz

[AirBourne]

Killa: I Don't Reside From Cali, But I get dat cali love ,spark up dem cali buds..Ship out dem cali drugz ,shoot out some cali slugz

Wells: A wannabe hippee, great. No threat whatsoever.

[Giddy]

Killa: I Don't Reside From Cali, But I get dat cali love ,spark up dem cali buds..Ship out dem cali drugz ,shoot out some cali slugz
Hot: I have a present for you.

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[pauadrian]

Heskey heel theme


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xws303CtTjY

[AirBourne]

I still can't believe Heskey is black. lol

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: Only a little bit longer and you all will see the Carnage title debut around my waist after I win the tournament. I know we are getting some new blood on the roster to give me a new challenge but none of them seem interesting to say the least. I look forward to beating Kryptonite so I can show everyone he's only hype.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: U Can Call Me a Hippie ,But Da 9 stay wit me on da hip..shootin many leavin those limping..fully loaded clip, simple shit ..sniperstyle wen landin a hit...Fuck Wit Me!..killa,killa,killa *echo out*

[pauadrian]

Killa: U Can Call Me a Hippie ,But Da 9 stay wit me on da hip..shootin many leavin those limping..fully loaded clip, simple shit ..sniperstyle wen landin a hit...Fuck Wit Me!..killa,killa,killa *echo out*

Kidd: It's illegal to kill somebody

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo:Here is you winner and NEW EWA CARNAGE WORLD CHAMPION... Dingo Mac! Blokes and babes get ready, it's gonna happen :)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Hot: I have a present for you.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Dictionary_Icon.png


Dingo:Here is you winner and NEW EWA CARNAGE WORLD CHAMPION... Dingo Mac! Blokes and babes get ready, it's gonna happen :)

IC as Killa: Wat THUH!!

[Giddy]

IC as Killa: Wat THUH!!
Hot: Booker? Is that you?

Cody: WID DA GREATEST OF EASE!!!

Jones: SHUCKY DUCKY!

Barbie: Are you talking about me Jones?

Jones: NO YOU STUPID WHORE!

*Barbie runs away crying*

Jones: I hate that filthy slutbag.

Cody: Calm down mayn! She's gunna get 'er bros an' Dingo ta kick yer ass!

Jones: What are we gonna do!?!?!

Cody: Ah got un ide-er!

[eyehatecena]

*Bertha Ray jumps on Cody, has her way with him- then she walks off going back to chewing her tabaccoo*

[Giddy]

*Bertha Ray jumps on Cody, has her way with him- then she walks off going back to chewing her tabaccoo*
Jones: CODY! CODY! Are you alright!?!?!

Cody: Ah think Ah'm in love...

Jones: Cody... She just raped you!

Cody: Ah love uh woman who knows how ta take control!

[eyehatecena]

Jones: CODY! CODY! Are you alright!?!?!

Cody: Ah think Ah'm in love...

Jones: Cody... She just raped you!

Cody: Ah love uh woman who knows how ta take control!

*Bertha Ray walks up to Mike Muir, Barbie Panzer and Faith Leflur*

Bertha: Yall see that guy over there? *points to Cody* He's ma kinda guy. you best stay away from ma boy if yall know whats good fur yall.

*Bertha walks away scratching her ass, Muir, Barbie and Faith just laugh at her*

[HolyJose2391]

*HolyJose walks in talking to Michael*

HJ and Michael: The fuck?!?!?!?

[Giddy]

Hot: Oh god... There are enough freaks around here to begin with!

Cody: Don' talk about mah woman like that!

*Cody lunges at Hot but Hot ducks and Cody goes flying into the wall, KOing himself*

[eyehatecena]

*HolyJose walks in talking to Michael*

HJ and Michael: The fuck?!?!?!?

*Bertha Ray shoves HJ and Michael out the way, rushes to Cody, takes a kleenex out her bra and wipes his forehead*

Muir: Barbs, lets get out of here

*Muir and Barbie walk off, Faith walks up to Michael*

Faith: Please get me out of here, Hot and Jones are creepy, as is your brother HJ

[Giddy]

*Bertha Ray shoves HJ and Michael out the way, rushes to Cody, takes a kleenex out her bra and wipes his forehead*

Muir: Barbs, lets get out of here

*Muir and Barbie walk off, Faith walks up to Michael*

Faith: Please get me out of here, Hot and Jones are creepy, as is your brother HJ
Hot (whispering to Jones): Let's get out of here.

Jones (whispering to Hot): We don't like each other.

Hot (whispering to Jones): I know, but everyone else here are fucking freaks. Cody and Bertha are hillbillies, Barbie is a whore, Mike Muir is John Cena in disguise, CJ is a pedo, and Heskey is... Heskey.

Jones: I like Cody!

*Hot smacks Jones across the face and a new, cocky look comes across his face as he becomes EWNCW Sweet Jones*

Jones: Let's go get some chicks!

Hot: That's what I like to hear! Let me get Will!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hot (whispering to Jones): Let's get out of here.

Jones (whispering to Hot): We don't like each other.

Hot (whispering to Jones): I know, but everyone else here are fucking freaks. Cody and Bertha are hillbillies, Barbie is a whore, Mike Muir is John Cena in disguise, CJ is a pedo, and Heskey is... Heskey.

Jones: I like Cody!

*Hot smacks Jones across the face and a new, cocky look comes across his face as he becomes EWNCW Sweet Jones*

Jones: Let's go get some chicks!

Hot: That's what I like to hear! Let me get Will!

Mayhem: If you guys like to keep doing your comedy routine then go ahead. I am the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA and in the running for the Carnage World title since I won the fatal four way. Hell I even got rid of Cass, who was probably my only real competition so Bellamy might as well give me the belt so we can celebrate with some wine.

[Giddy]

Mayhem: If you guys like to keep doing your comedy routine then go ahead. I am the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA and in the running for the Carnage World title since I won the fatal four way. Hell I even got rid of Cass, who was probably my only real competition so Bellamy might as well give me the belt so we can celebrate with some wine.
*Jones laughs and Mayhem slaps him. Jones gets a goofy look on his face. Jones then raises his hand*

Hot: Put your hand down dumbass!

Jones: But I gotta question!!!

Hot: You don't have to- ya know what, fine. I'll call on you. Jones what do you want?

Jones: Uh, Mr. Hawk, I don't work here, so I couldn't have won the title anyways.

[eyehatecena]

Mayhem: If you guys like to keep doing your comedy routine then go ahead. I am the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA and in the running for the Carnage World title since I won the fatal four way. Hell I even got rid of Cass, who was probably my only real competition so Bellamy might as well give me the belt so we can celebrate with some wine.

Mike Muir: I am one of the top athletes here in EWA and if it were not for Ryan Wells having me attacked, then taking my place in one of the main events at PPV- I would be standing here with the PAIN! World Title around my waist.

Barbie: How about I wrap my legs around your waist to help you forget about that for awhile

Mike Muir: MMMM OK!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mike Muir: I am one of the top athletes here in EWA and if it were not for Ryan Wells having me attacked, then taking my place in one of the main events at PPV- I would be standing here with the PAIN! World Title around my waist.

Barbie: How about I wrap my legs around your waist to help you forget about that for awhile

Mike Muir: MMMM OK!

Mayhem: You complain way to much, it's you fault you fell for such a cheap trick and even if you were in the match you probably would have lost. I on the other hand get to skip the first round of the title tournament and watch the rabble destroy each other just to lose to me. I guess there is some honor in losing the first world title match to me though so I guess I understand.

[Giddy]

Mayhem: If you guys like to keep doing your comedy routine then go ahead. I am the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA and in the running for the Carnage World title since I won the fatal four way. Hell I even got rid of Cass, who was probably my only real competition so Bellamy might as well give me the belt so we can celebrate with some wine.
Hot: I may have fun outside the ring, I may like hot chicks, but that doesn't change or affect the fact that I am the Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived a single bit! I am the greatest inside the ring, the greatest on the mic, the greatest on the talk shows, I am simply The Greatest. And unlike you I won't need someone else's help when I win the Carnage World Title.

[Giddy]

Mike Muir: I am one of the top athletes here in EWA and if it were not for Ryan Wells having me attacked, then taking my place in one of the main events at PPV- I would be standing here with the PAIN! World Title around my waist.

Barbie: How about I wrap my legs around your waist to help you forget about that for awhile

Mike Muir: MMMM OK!
Jones (Screaming): YOU DIRTY FILTHY STD INFESTED WHORE SLUTBAG BITCH!

[eyehatecena]

Mayhem: You complain way to much, it's you fault you fell for such a cheap trick and even if you were in the match you probably would have lost. I on the other hand get to skip the first round of the title tournament and watch the rabble destroy each other just to lose to me. I guess there is some honor in losing the first world title match to me though so I guess I understand.

Muir: I busted my ass to make it to the final match for the PAIN World Title, I did not take the easy way out, I did not skip rounds to the final. I fought and beat everyone put in front of me in this fed- everyone put in front of me. I guees Ryan just wanted to take the easy way to the top though with making some kind of deal with PAIN! GM Horus Black- I guess a lot like what you've done with GM Bellemy on Carnage.

[eyehatecena]

Jones (Screaming): YOU DIRTY FILTHY STD INFESTED WHORE SLUTBAG BITCH!

*Sasha Panzer runs into the room*

Sasha: Did someone just call my name?

[Giddy]

*Sasha Panzer runs into the room*

Sasha: Did someone just call my name?
Jones: Oh no, just your sister :)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Muir: I busted my ass to make it to the final match for the PAIN World Title, I did not take the easy way out, I did not skip rounds to the final. I fought and beat everyone put in front of me in this fed- everyone put in front of me. I guees Ryan just wanted to take the easy way to the top though with making some kind of deal with PAIN! GM Horus Black- I guess a lot like what you've done with GM Bellemy on Carnage.

Mayhem: I've beaten everyone in front of me to. I was not given a bye from the first round in the tournament, I earned it by beating Ramon, Heskey and Cass in a fatal four way match. I did what I said I would do and take out Ramon and win the match. The difference between us is I don't take shit like you do and I take any advantage given to me. Just because you are to blind to not take something good in front of you, doesn't mean you are smart, it means you are stubborn. I go up in history as the greatest champion in EWA history and the era of Mayhem will never end.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: I'm better than all of you...

[Destruction]

Dingo: I'm better than all of you...

Alpha Romao: Except from me

Destruction: And me

Silva: And me

Gaileo: Don't forget me

Luke Turne: I'm better than you

Rob Turne: So am I

Luc Ledesma: Don't forget me, and Silva, I'm coming for you nigga

Freddrick Detor: Myself is better than your fat foreign ass

Vulgar: Dingo Mac, you just suck
How many of your boyfriends have you fucked

Benjamin Elite: Look above

Jim Bellamy: I can kick more asses than you

Iva: Wanna fuck...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Alpha Romao: Except from me

Destruction: And me

Silva: And me

Gaileo: Don't forget me

Luke Turne: I'm better than you

Rob Turne: So am I

Luc Ledesma: Don't forget me, and Silva, I'm coming for you nigga

Freddrick Detor: Myself is better than your fat foreign ass

Vulgar: Dingo Mac, you just suck
How many of your boyfriends have you fucked

Benjamin Elite: Look above

Jim Bellamy: I can kick more asses than you

Iva: Wanna fuck...
I still have to write you a promo yeah?

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: Todays Killas Thoughts= Wok upp diz mornin ,birds chirpin..neighbor said hello ,Goodmornin..I Said watz so good bout diz mornin..u tryin 2 play me Bo...So I Shot Him! .

[Robareid]

Shit Ben, your sig got LONG!

[aloisick]

Shit Ben, your sig got LONG!

Kid Wonder may be using Alberto Del Rios theme with a guy who claims he is a ricardo rodriguez impersonator lets give him a try

Richard Roddick as Kid WOnders new theme plays: Ladies and gentlemen, im not sure what im meant to say, so im going to speak very quick and talk shit.... but its in english so im going to get caught out at least i know i need to slow down when i introduce KIIIIIIDDD W W W W W ONDE R R R R R R R R

Kid Wonder: Nope, Not going to work

[Destruction]

Shit Ben, your sig got LONG!

Shit I didn't realize it was that long. Fixed now though

[Destruction]

No worries there, I'm away for 2 days from 23rd-25th April (camping with school) - 29th May-4th June (I think - Paris with School) and 25th July-1st August (Mallorca with Family)

Edit: Posted in HQ

Bumping to remind people

[Destruction]

I still have to write you a promo yeah?

Yeah, but the show won't be posted until Friday earliest, so you have plenty of time

[wrestlingfan66513]

Bumping to remind people

Don't forget your Blog Wars list.

You to Giddy. (I also you need your superstar profile since you won to).

Mayhem: Dingo, if you want to be the Carnage world champion, then you better buy a replica belt because I don't plan on losing the tournament.

[Giddy]

Don't forget your Blog Wars list.

You to Giddy. (I also you need your superstar profile since you won to).

Mayhem: Dingo, if you want to be the Carnage world champion, then you better buy a replica belt because I don't plan on losing the tournament.
You too*

Yeah, sorry it's so late man, my week has been f'ing crazy! I have my list and I'm almost done :D

[pauadrian]

Don't forget your Blog Wars list.

You to Giddy. (I also you need your superstar profile since you won to).

Mayhem: Dingo, if you want to be the Carnage world champion, then you better buy a replica belt because I don't plan on losing the tournament.

I helped him do his list

[pauadrian]

You too*

Yeah, sorry it's so late man, my week has been f'ing crazy! I have my list and I'm almost done :D

You said that last tuesday

[Giddy]

I helped him do his list
You gave me one of them...

[pauadrian]

You gave me one of them...
I gave you 10 and you chose 2

[wrestlingfan66513]

I gave you 10 and you chose 2

Destruction's not going to be happy with that lol.

[pauadrian]

Destruction's not going to be happy with that lol.

lol I asked Giddy if we could form a blogging tag team in blog wars and he refused

[Giddy]

I gave you 10 and you chose 2
No, you gave me 3 terrible ones, and 1 good one which I used.

[pauadrian]

No, you gave me 3 terrible ones, and 1 good one which I used.

I gave you Lesnar, Goldberg, Roode, Sting, Undertaker, Jimmy Wang Yang, Alex Kidd and Booker T

[pauadrian]

AND THE NEW IWF WORLD CHAMPION Ivanho HESKEY

[Giddy]

I gave you Lesnar, Goldberg, Roode, Sting, Undertaker, Jimmy Wang Yang, Alex Kidd and Booker T
Lesnar- No
Goldberg- Already had
Roode- Just... No
Sting- Stole it
Undertaker- I OBVIOUSLY already had that
Jimmy Wang Yang-
http://dailyfacepalm.chillpages.com/stroage-pit/uploads/2010/08/1272303749024.png
Alex Kidd- He's fake.
Booker T- I just can't dig it

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: I Been Wanted on Posters,Gun in Da holster..Know too many burglars,takin lives,and fine wine that you toast to...energy bolster,booster..ya need to boost up...I'm a straight shooter, by choice vision watchin da viewers ...killa,killa,killa *echo out*

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Sorry I haven't been very active here guys. Work has been kicking my ass recently. I apologize.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Sorry I haven't been very active here guys. Work has been kicking my ass recently. I apologize.
Apology accepted.

Dingo: try harder from now on mate!

[Shining Light]

CJ: Quiet thread is quiet and therefore should be left quiet and should not be disturbed as it is a quiet thread that is quiet and hopefully should be left quiet and should not be disturbed.

*CJ walks outside the room past a large group of kids who are looking as if they want to enter the thread and disrupt it's quietness*

Fuck me guys... it's proper loud in there!

*The kids walk away dis-heartened*

CHRISTOPHER JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIRES JACKSON

Helping to keep quiet threads quiet.

[pauadrian]

Kidd: Hey CJ turn around

*Heskey goes for,the pin on CJ 1........2..........3*Heskey: THE EWF, IWF AND AWF WORLD CHAMP IS TAKING OVER 61-0 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Michael: I can taste the gold it's in sight. Alex your reign is over.

Ic as HolyJose: he's gotten better ill give him that though that. Itherfucker who beat me in the gauntlet you're so insignificant I can't remember your name. I have a boot with your ass' name on it!

[Destruction]

CJ: Quiet thread is quiet and therefore should be left quiet and should not be disturbed as it is a quiet thread that is quiet and hopefully should be left quiet and should not be disturbed.

*CJ walks outside the room past a large group of kids who are looking as if they want to enter the thread and disrupt it's quietness*

Fuck me guys... it's proper loud in there!

*The kids walk away dis-heartened*

CHRISTOPHER JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIRES JACKSON

Helping to keep quiet threads quiet.

ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIRES!!!!!!!! FROM THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY!!!!!

I used to love that show!!!!! Better than that Wizards of Waverly Place crap and all the other shit on the Disney Channel now

[Vegas]

Radin Blain: I have sacrificed a Sick man to my unholy father. This man had three sides to him and had to be killed. The Unholy Father is most pleased.

[Shining Light]

ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIRES!!!!!!!! FROM THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY!!!!!

I used to love that show!!!!! Better than that Wizards of Waverly Place crap and all the other shit on the Disney Channel now

You know it ;) My little cousins make me watch some of it now... Though I do admit that I do like Shake It Up!

[AirBourne]

Radin Blain: I have sacrificed a Sick man to my unholy father. This man had three sides to him and had to be killed. The Unholy Father is most pleased.

Wells: You cheated to win that championship, I will come back and destroy you Blaine, this time, I'll be victorious.

[pauadrian]

Wells: You cheated to win that championship, I will come back and destroy you Blaine, this time, I'll be victorious.

Kidd: Is that the only thing you say? You cheated, stop whining you little bitch

[Krysys]

Radin Blain: I have sacrificed a Sick man to my unholy father. This man had three sides to him and had to be killed. The Unholy Father is most pleased.


OOC
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-see-what-you-did-there.png

[Shining Light]

Kidd: Is that the only thing you say? You cheated, stop whining you little bitch

*CJ cowers away in the corner*

CJ: I can't help it you know!

[pauadrian]

*CJ cowers away in the corner*

CJ: I can't help it you know!

Kidd: You're the worst of em all, kissing ass to Rob Rage even sending those idiots to disqualify me, you should be ashamed

[Shining Light]

kidd: You're the worst of em all, kissing ass to rob rage even sending those idiots to disqualify me, you should be ashamed

CJ: Quit bullying me! :(

[pauadrian]

cj: Quit bullying me!

Kidd: FUCK OFF, I'm the world champ, I do whatever I want

[Shining Light]

Kidd: FUCK OFF, I'm the world champ, I do whatever I want

CJ: Not for much longer! You're having a match right now and it's gonna be a backstage brawl for your title. You'll be facing a man who strikes fear into the hardest of hearts. A man who can rape 17 children at the same time and who just beat me to that World record...

Bring out.... HESKEY!

[pauadrian]

CJ: Not for much longer! You're having a match right now and it's gonna be a backstage brawl for your title. You'll be facing a man who strikes fear into the hardest of hearts. A man who can rape 17 children at the same time and who just beat me to that World record...

Bring out.... HESKEY!

Heskey: FUCK OFF YOU TWAT ME EATING COOKIES AND MUFFINS

[AirBourne]

Kidd: Is that the only thing you say? You cheated, stop whining you little bitch

Wells: Coming from a man who had to get help to win a match, you're a hypocrite.

[Shining Light]

Heskey: FUCK OFF YOU TWAT ME EATING COOKIES AND MUFFINS

*Heskey goes to rape Kidd but he misses and gets CJ instead*

Kidd: CJ,do you need help?

CJ: No it's ok... I kinda like it

[Vegas]

Kidd: FUCK OFF, I'm the world champ, I do whatever I want

Blain: Your A World Champ. *Holds up his Pain Heavy weight Championship* I dare you to test you luck against The Unholy Savior, Me. I will have you begging for mercy

[Destruction]

You know it ;) My little cousins make me watch some of it now... Though I do admit that I do like Shake It Up!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lwm-bRqWDX0/Tw4KvMvGPLI/AAAAAAAAAl0/iifBMEAe0Mo/s1600/afro-shaking-head-no.gif

I lost all respect for you man :p

The ginger makes me wanna... :mad:, but the brunette makes me wanna do something else...

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5370/1563967-noyphh.jpg

[pauadrian]

Blain: Your A World Champ. *Holds up his Pain Heavy weight Championship* I dare you to test you luck against The Unholy Savior, Me. I will have you begging for mercy

*Kidd looks at Blain*

Kidd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA

[Vegas]

*Kidd looks at Blain*

Kidd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA

Blain: You laugh but I am not one to take lightly. *Blain raises his hands as his Covenant comes out from behind him* I would think twice before taking me lightly tiny man.

[Shining Light]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lwm-bRqWDX0/Tw4KvMvGPLI/AAAAAAAAAl0/iifBMEAe0Mo/s1600/afro-shaking-head-no.gif

I lost all respect for you man :p

The ginger makes me wanna... :mad:, but the brunette makes me wanna do something else...

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5370/1563967-noyphh.jpg

The one who plays Rocky? I think her name's Zendaya. The things you would do to her would probably be normal for kids your age these days... But for me it would be classed as paedophilia, so she's strictly off limits for me!

Though this is coming from the guy who created CJ ;)

[pauadrian]

Blain: You laugh but I am not one to take lightly. *Blain raises his hands as his Covenant comes out from behind him* I would think twice before taking me lightly tiny man.

Kidd: How do you feel about a midget with more accomplishments than you?

[Vegas]

Kidd: How do you feel about a midget with more accomplishments than you?

Blain: Ha, titles mean little to me. They are but a stepping stone to a bigger picture

[Destruction]

The one who plays Rocky? I think her name's Zendaya. The things you would do to her would probably be normal for kids your age these days... But for me it would be classed as paedophilia, so she's strictly off limits for me!

Though this is coming from the guy who created CJ ;)

The one on the left

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/58499861/Shake+It+Up+shakeitupfivereasons.jpg

And I'm pissed of with Justin Bieber for 2 reasons. 1 because he's a douchebag who sings like a girl. And 2;

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IxZqObCchoA/Tc9357Edq7I/AAAAAAAAN80/fRx9-gcjwjs/s1600/selena%2Bgomez.jpg

I hate him so!!!!

[Destruction]

I just realized talking about which children's TV stars I would wank over is weirder than I thought. Although I would ruin my sock because of

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8500000/Debby-debby-ryan-8504137-817-1222.jpg

[Krysys]

The one on the left

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/58499861/Shake+It+Up+shakeitupfivereasons.jpg

And I'm pissed of with Justin Bieber for 2 reasons. 1 because he's a douchebag who sings like a girl. And 2;

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IxZqObCchoA/Tc9357Edq7I/AAAAAAAAN80/fRx9-gcjwjs/s1600/selena%2Bgomez.jpg

I hate him so!!!!

I saw Selena and forgot what I was thinking... Damn Beiber...

[Destruction]

Ah fuck it. I'll be back soon. *Doesn't take a frickin genius to know where I'm going*

[eyehatecena]

* mike muir and barbie panzer walk into the room* barbie: who is that little child next to Raden Blain? Muir: child? Thats Alex Kidd Barbie: oh, ok lets get back to having more sex. MUIR: OK

[Vegas]

* mike muir and barbie panzer walk into the room* barbie: who is that little child next to Raden Blain? Muir: child? Thats Alex Kidd Barbie: oh, ok lets get back to having more sex. MUIR: OK

OOC: Wtf lol

[Shining Light]

I just realized talking about which children's TV stars I would wank over is weirder than I thought. Although I would ruin my sock because of

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8500000/Debby-debby-ryan-8504137-817-1222.jpg

DEBBY RYAN! Now you're talking Ben ;) That's more my age!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Kidd: Hey CJ turn around*Heskey goes for,the pin on CJ 1........2..........3*Heskey: THE EWF, IWF AND AWF WORLD CHAMP IS TAKING OVER 61-0 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**Chunkky See Heskey Goes for a clothsline** *heskey ducks* *chunkky gets rolled with a instant schoolboy, and pinfall for the 3 count!* Chunkky: Damned You Heskey!!!..Damn you and your Winning Ways!!!

[eyehatecena]

OOC: Wtf lol

I hate posting from my phone- it gets all jumbled together no matter how many spaces I put between words

[VanHooliganX]

I return from the holds to find EWA has turned into something about Bieber...Just not enough disappointed related memes on the internet to show how I feel.

[B-MCINTYRE]

I return from the holds to find EWA has turned into something about Bieber...Just not enough disappointed related memes on the internet to show how I feel.
Indeed. But you ate back. Thread saved!

[eyehatecena]

I return from the holds to find EWA has turned into something about Bieber...Just not enough disappointed related memes on the internet to show how I feel.

VANNSSSSSSSS!

welcome back!

ok, I'm hungry- time to cook dinner, jump in the shower and watch Treme(season two- now availible on DVD and BluRay at a store near you, or online)- then I will read EWNCW Vendettta and the last BWA show I missed

[Giddy]

The one on the left

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/58499861/Shake+It+Up+shakeitupfivereasons.jpg

And I'm pissed of with Justin Bieber for 2 reasons. 1 because he's a douchebag who sings like a girl. And 2;

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IxZqObCchoA/Tc9357Edq7I/AAAAAAAAN80/fRx9-gcjwjs/s1600/selena%2Bgomez.jpg

I hate him so!!!!
Too bad you're 12 years old and have no chance :/

[VanHooliganX]

VANNSSSSSSSS!

welcome back!

ok, I'm hungry- time to cook dinner, jump in the shower and watch Treme(season two- now availible on DVD and BluRay at a store near you, or online)- then I will read EWNCW Vendettta and the last BWA show I missed

Thanks pal :)

Okay. I believe Giddy won the prediction contest. So please fill the fillers so I can do POC.

I have a stupid amount of catching up to do and replies and I'd like to get POC and the active list over and done with.

[pauadrian]

I return from the holds to find EWA has turned into something about Bieber...Just not enough disappointed related memes on the internet to show how I feel.

Heskey is the AWF, IWF and EWF world champ

[VanHooliganX]

Heskey is the AWF, IWF and EWF world champ

The AEIWF World Champ?!

You're only missing OWF and UWF now pal! :)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Thanks pal :)

Okay. I believe Giddy won the prediction contest. So please fill the fillers so I can do POC.

I have a stupid amount of catching up to do and replies and I'd like to get POC and the active list over and done with.

He beat me by 1 point after I copied yours and altered it a little. Now we are getting Giddy facts instead of a word from our sponsor. Next contest it's war! Also sign me up for another POC when you need someone else

[pauadrian]

The AEIWF World Champ?!

You're only missing OWF and UWF now pal! :)

I was going to talk to ya on xbawx but you just got offline 5 minutes ago

[Giddy]

Fillers-CHECK
HWA Promo #1- HALF DONE!
HWA Promo #2- HAVEN'T STARTED!!!
Blog Wars- 3/4 of the way done!
EWNCW Promo- HAVEN'T STARTED!!!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: Somethings neva change stay da same, I do wit da gage loadin up , check ammo and gun ..yeaa it still shoots da same, sharpen knife I still stab da same.. its just da same slow pain I give only change da place where I'm makin graves....killa,killa,killa *echo out*

[VanHooliganX]

He beat me by 1 point after I copied yours and altered it a little. Now we are getting Giddy facts instead of a word from our sponsor. Next contest it's war! Also sign me up for another POC when you need someone else

Curse you both! lol

Also noted :)


Fillers-CHECK
HWA Promo #1- HALF DONE!
HWA Promo #2- HAVEN'T STARTED!!!
Blog Wars- 3/4 of the way done!
EWNCW Promo- HAVEN'T STARTED!!!

True wanking master. Pfft. You're years off catching my abilities up boyo :P

[Giddy]

Curse you both! lol

Also noted :)



True wanking master. Pfft. You're years off catching my abilities up boyo :P
Yeah right- I was born gifted in this art!

[HolyJose2391]

The one who plays Rocky? I think her name's Zendaya. The things you would do to her would probably be normal for kids your age these days... But for me it would be classed as paedophilia, so she's strictly off limits for me!

Though this is coming from the guy who created CJ ;)
.........she cute but off limits. Now Debbie Ryan that's hot!

[VanHooliganX]

The interview is up. I'm going to do the sponsor and the 2 speeches but will do the active 15 tomorrow.

So in other words IC a lot tonight to try and improve your places.

[VanHooliganX]

Return.
Posts POC.
Destroys most Bieber talk.
Laughs at E-WF drama.
Leaves.

:cool: Good to be back.

[pauadrian]

The interview is up. I'm going to do the sponsor and the 2 speeches but will do the active 15 tomorrow.

So in other words IC a lot tonight to try and improve your places.


Kidd: I AM NUMBA 1

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: U Think your 1,u won u didn't I'm flippin no kiddin diz grown man bizness, bitches n snitches cut off da same..used up like tissue then thrown away...not useful potent drugs I get to sell and u used them...remind me of wat from da hood and ever leavin, scope lookin at you , u can tell I'm beamin.......

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: U Think your 1,u won u didn't I'm flippin no kiddin diz grown man bizness, bitches n snitches cut off da same..used up like tissue then thrown away...not useful potent drugs I get to sell and u used them...remind me of wat from da hood and ever leavin, scope lookin at you , u can tell I'm beamin.......

...dis talkin meng, stretchaout bout it all u herd it iz wat it iz or wat it might ,could be ..not likely , fight me..type me up for warrants that I might have, gak leaves u gaps in teeth honestly ,outta my mind ..outside of it can't u see...burnin cali trees and I'm in new york B!

[Giddy]

Hot: IRAN NUMBA ONE, JOHNNY HOT NUMBA ONE!

Cody: FARMIN', COWS, HAYBAILS, HILLBILLYIN'

Jones: Uh... I don't really have a certain thing I do.. I just kinda... Uh... Roll with the flow.

FUCK YOU ALL I'M NOT EVEN PART OF EWA!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: The first Carnage champion enters the room and all I see is everyone backstage talking about a kids tv show? This type of behavior is why I am going win the title and retain my spot as the Number 1 star in the EWA.

[VanHooliganX]

We all need more capitalism in our lives.

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41382-Blog-Wars-18-Top-6-Managers-Valets

Thank you to WF66513 for sponsoring POC.

[pauadrian]

Mayhem: The first Carnage champion enters the room and all I see is everyone backstage talking about a kids tv show? This type of behavior is why I am going win the title and retain my spot as the Number 1 star in the EWA.

Kidd: First Carnage champ never retained

[HolyJose2391]

How does one get on POC?

[B-MCINTYRE]

How does one get on POC?
Chat with van.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: Before I became NUMBER 1, no one else really cared about it. But now that I made it cool, everyone is fighting for it. There will be only one NUMBER 1 and that is me.

PS


I AM NUMBER 1!!!

[eyehatecena]

Barbie: No, I am number one

Mike Muir: And I'm number two

[VanHooliganX]

How does one get on POC?

*puts hand up* Through me lad. :)

If you want on you just have to ask and I'll put you on the do-interview list.

Current list so far:

- Carlos Ramon (Next but due to THBK moving this'll probably be delayed so other episode may come beforehand)
- 1 of EHCs characters (I've completely forgotten if we said Barbie was going to interview someone or I was interviewing 1 of your characters again)
- Broc - This'll be quite a badass interview :) Unsure of who should interview him but I have time.
- Turnes - Will be the first tag team to be interviewed for a reward of being the only tag team always making the active 15 list


So in other words HJ, you'll be waiting a couple of weeks but you'll get Michael/HJ/both on the show :)

[pauadrian]

*puts hand up* Through me lad. :)

If you want on you just have to ask and I'll put you on the do-interview list.

Current list so far:

- Carlos Ramon (Next but due to THBK moving this'll probably be delayed so other episode may come beforehand)
- 1 of EHCs characters (I've completely forgotten if we said Barbie was going to interview someone or I was interviewing 1 of your characters again)
- Broc - This'll be quite a badass interview :) Unsure of who should interview him but I have time.
- Turnes - Will be the first tag team to be interviewed for a reward of being the only tag team always making the active 15 list


So in other words HJ, you'll be waiting a couple of weeks but you'll get Michael/HJ/both on the show :)

I want Heskey on one

[HolyJose2391]

*puts hand up* Through me lad. :)

If you want on you just have to ask and I'll put you on the do-interview list.

Current list so far:

- Carlos Ramon (Next but due to THBK moving this'll probably be delayed so other episode may come beforehand)
- 1 of EHCs characters (I've completely forgotten if we said Barbie was going to interview someone or I was interviewing 1 of your characters again)
- Broc - This'll be quite a badass interview :) Unsure of who should interview him but I have time.
- Turnes - Will be the first tag team to be interviewed for a reward of being the only tag team always making the active 15 list


So in other words HJ, you'll be waiting a couple of weeks but you'll get Michael/HJ/both on the show :)
Alright that works

[eyehatecena]

*puts hand up* Through me lad. :)

If you want on you just have to ask and I'll put you on the do-interview list.

Current list so far:

- Carlos Ramon (Next but due to THBK moving this'll probably be delayed so other episode may come beforehand)
- 1 of EHCs characters (I've completely forgotten if we said Barbie was going to interview someone or I was interviewing 1 of your characters again)
- Broc - This'll be quite a badass interview :) Unsure of who should interview him but I have time.
- Turnes - Will be the first tag team to be interviewed for a reward of being the only tag team always making the active 15 list


So in other words HJ, you'll be waiting a couple of weeks but you'll get Michael/HJ/both on the show :)

It's totally up to you

[VanHooliganX]

Very well I'll add Heskey and HJs characters.

Think that'll do for planning a head.

I just wish DJ would return :'(

[pauadrian]

Very well I'll add Heskey and HJs characters.

Think that'll do for planning a head.

I just wish DJ would return :'(

I want either Barbie or CJ to interview him lol

[VanHooliganX]

I want either Barbie or CJ to interview him lol

Then EHC or Shin would probably have to interview ya.

I'm not a very good Barbie and I dunno if I could pull off CJ for a whole interview lol Bloody great character for doing shorts though.

[eyehatecena]

Then EHC or Shin would probably have to interview ya.

I'm not a very good Barbie and I dunno if I could pull off CJ for a whole interview lol Bloody great character for doing shorts though.

Just let me know whener you want me to do it Vans

[pauadrian]

Then EHC or Shin would probably have to interview ya.

I'm not a very good Barbie and I dunno if I could pull off CJ for a whole interview lol Bloody great character for doing shorts though.

I like Shing more anyways :D
Btw his mic broke :(

[VanHooliganX]

Just let me know whener you want me to do it Bans

Will do pal :)

Excluding the active 15 the episode is up so enjoy. Feedback is always welcome ;D

Also, who wrote "DJ shagged Barbie" :S

[eyehatecena]

Will do pal :)

Excluding the active 15 the episode is up so enjoy. Feedback is always welcome ;D

Also, who wrote "DJ shagged Barbie" :S

Great PoC and was very nice to see ol Noah back

And DJ shaggged a Barbie life size blow up doll, available on ewa.com

[Giddy]

Will do pal :)

Excluding the active 15 the episode is up so enjoy. Feedback is always welcome ;D

Also, who wrote "DJ shagged Barbie" :S
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's great!

But not surprising... DJ might wanna get himself checked for STDs

[VanHooliganX]

So how're the next episode of Fury and Pain! coming along anyway lads :)

[eyehatecena]

So how're the next episode of Fury and Pain! coming along anyway lads :)

Just waiting on Rob to ok, and/or add to the PAIN! card and I will send out PAIN! promo assignments

[VanHooliganX]

Just waiting on Rob to ok, and/or add to the PAIN! card and I will send out PAIN! promo assignments

Fair enough pal :)

[eyehatecena]

Fair enough pal :)

but new guys are debuting accross the board- and I guess Rob will send you house show lineup soon if he hasn't already- am sure you and Mac will do great on it. Its a great card

[VanHooliganX]

but new guys are debuting accross the board- and I guess Rob will send you house show lineup soon if he hasn't already- am sure you and Mac will do great on it. Its a great card

We'll see pal :)

I gotta catch up with everything first.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: I See Many Thinkin diz nerve rakin, feelin intimidated !!..I see dem.

[B-MCINTYRE]

We'll see pal :)

I gotta catch up with everything first.
We will make the greatest show anyone has ever witnessed. Because we are modest and don't wanna play up our awesomeness that's all I will say until we start doing the show!

[VanHooliganX]

Active 15 list is up.

I'm done :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Active 15 list is up.

I'm done :)

EWA Top 15 active list:

1st - ALI KAZAMWas 8th - 5th consecutive week in top 15

The Turnes become the first tag team to get #1 spot. Congrats!

2nd - ALI KAZAM - New entrant

Impressive entry from Gaileo this week. Can he keep this up though?

3rd - Dingo - Was 6th - 5th consecutive week in top 15

Dingo moves up into the Bronze position as he tries to reclaim top spot. He comes up a bit short this week though

4th - Ali Kazaam - Was 9th - 3rd consecutive week in top 15

Ali increases his position. As long as he didn't cheat by using magic, all is well.

5th - DINGO MAC - Was 1st - 4th consecutive week in top 15

The number 1 has moved down but is still in the top 5 in the active list.

6th - WILL I AMWas 10th - 2nd consecutive week in top 15

Rob once again moves up in the ranks. His lose to Kidd at Untamed Khaos hasn't stopped his activeness at least.

7th - Van Hooligan X - Was 3rd - 6th consecutive week in top 15

Van moves down a few places. But still continues to be the highest placed person with the longest streak in the top 15

8th - Ivanhoe Heskey - Was 12th - 3rd consecutive week in top 15

Arrive. Heskey. Miss the leaving part. How does he keep messing this sentence up.

9th - Barbie - Was 4th - 6th consecutive week in top 15

She's done it again! Only female to make the list once again.

10th - JOHNNY HIT - Was 14th - 3rd consecutive week in top 15

Once again the craziest gansta makes the list.

11th - Broc - New entrant

HWA's owner makes his first appearance in the list. He gains a respectable 11th.

12th - Johnny Hot - Was 5th - 5th consecutive week in top 15

Johnny continues to fall in the list. He needs to move up or he'll be saying goodbye to the list soon.

13th - Artemis - New entrant

Artemis makes the list on the first time of asking. Now can he move up in the world?

14th - Alex Kidd - Was 15th - 5th consecutive week in top 15

Well I guess it's an improvement. He keeps his streak alive.

15th - Christopher Jackson (CJ) - Was 7th - 6th consecutive week in top 15

CJ just creeps into the list once again. He clearly isn't taking the disappearance of his brother DJ.

Dingo: meh! Who cares...

Ali: magic to cheat... I'm a face but guess what. I'm number one! Magic... Also I still have this shiny belt!

[pauadrian]

Active 15 list is up.

I'm done :)

WIIIIIIIII Good show, stupid Van :D

[Destruction]

Too bad you're 12 years old and have no chance :/

I would frickin kill you

[Destruction]

EWA Top 15 active list:

1st - Turnes brothers - Was 8th - 5th consecutive week in top 15

The Turnes become the first tag team to get #1 spot. Congrats!

2nd - Gaileo - New entrant

Impressive entry from Gaileo this week. Can he keep this up though?

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Luke Turne: Who's the number 1 superstar now bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gid-Fact #5:

I'm the one that started telling everyone that Destruction is 12 :D

I HATE YOU GIDDY, the wanking master over gay porn

Right my mans, I gotta go, I'll see ya all in 2 and a half days

BYE BYE

WHO'S NUMBER 1, WHO'S NUMBER 1, WHO'S NUMBER 1

[B-MCINTYRE]

15: JOHNNY HOT
14: Will I Am
13: Dingo Mac
12: Ali Kazam
11: Ali Kazam
10:Ali Kazam
9: Ali Kazam
8:Ali Kazam
7:Ali Kazam
6:Ali Kazam
5:Ali Kazam
4:Ali Kazam
3: ALI KAZAM
2 : ALI KAZAM
And the number one star in EWA
1: VANHOOLIGANX

I see how it is!

[VanHooliganX]

I see how it is!

Aye I'm digging that list. :) We'll do that.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Aye I'm digging that list. :) We'll do that.
Pulled some magic strings :)

[Destruction]

Aye I'm digging that list. :) We'll do that.

http://rebelbadges.co.uk/images/number1-so-why-try-harder-rebelbadges.co.uk.jpg
Next Weeks List

15. Ali Kazam
14. Heskey
13. VHX
12. Cass
11. Mayhem
10. Ramon
9. Rage
8. The Dude
7. Silva
6. Luc Ledesma
5. Freddrick Detor
4. Alpha Romao
3. Destruction
2. Gaileo
1. The Turnes

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://rebelbadges.co.uk/images/number1-so-why-try-harder-rebelbadges.co.uk.jpg
Next Weeks List

15. Ali Kazam
14. Heskey
13. VHX
12. Cass
11. Mayhem
10. Ramon
9. Rage
8. The Dude
7. Silva
6. Luc Ledesma
5. Freddrick Detor
4. Alpha Romao
3. Destruction
2. Gaileo
1. The Turnes
Yeah good luck with that!

[B-MCINTYRE]

So vanity fair, do we have a card for the MacHooligan special?

[VanHooliganX]

So vanity fair, do we have a card for the MacHooligan special?

Not received anything yet pal.

I'm sure Rob will PM you or me and we'll do it soon though :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Not received anything yet pal.

I'm sure Rob will PM you or me and we'll do it soon though :)
Sure thing vanity. I think the first thing we should do is make a kickass name or it! :)

[VanHooliganX]

Sure thing vanity. I think the first thing we should do is make a kickass name or it! :)

Well I named PoC so I think you should have the honours of naming it. I'll just agree or disagree to a few and we'll see what we get.

[dbenavides777]

Steele: Just as I took out Noah at POV, I will do the same to anyone who gets in my way to become the Champion. I wonder how Noah is doing today? Oorah!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Well I named PoC so I think you should have the honours of naming it. I'll just agree or disagree to a few and we'll see what we get.
I just sent some random names to you

[B-MCINTYRE]

Steele: Just as I took out Noah at POV, I will do the same to anyone who gets in my way to become the Champion. I wonder how Noah is doing today? Oorah!
Dingo: fuck up dave. If you manage to last until we have to face each other in this tournament then I will put you through so much fucking hell you will never want to mess with me again!

[dbenavides777]

Dingo: fuck up dave. If you manage to last until we have to face each other in this tournament then I will put you through so much fucking hell you will never want to mess with me again!

Steele: Listen up Dingbat! I don't see you facing me... I don't see you lasting at the tournament... I don't even see you in my league. Hell? I've been to HELL, I own property there son. You're barking up the wrong tree little man!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Steele: Listen up Dingbat! I don't see you facing me... I don't see you lasting at the tournament... I don't even see you in my league. Hell? I've been to HELL, I own property there son. You're barking up the wrong tree little man!!
Dingo: you couldn't beat fucking Ali Kazam let alone me mate! So stop talking yourself up and run along now little man before I kick your fucking head in!

Ali: hey dingo. Look what I still have!

*holds up the IC title*

Dingo: you fucking bastard.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: Something terrible has happened today, I am no longer NUMBER 1. Mark my words thought, next time I will make sure I reclaim my position.

[Robareid]

Rage: I'mma climbing you SOBs. I'll be top of the pops before you know it. Best of British and soon Best of Active-ness

[VanHooliganX]

Rage: I'mma climbing you SOBs. I'll be top of the pops before you know it. Best of British and soon Best of Active-ness

Van: Let's be honest Robert. You've got no chance. You even choked at the PPV. Chokers gunna choke.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: Get ready for the next Carnage where we get to see the start of the tournament I am going to win. Don't worry though, I am not in the first round because I won the fatal four way match (also the first Carnage match in a PPV), so you all can shine for a little.

[dbenavides777]

Mayhem: Get ready for the next Carnage where we get to see the start of the tournament I am going to win. Don't worry though, I am not in the first round because I won the fatal four way match (also the first Carnage match in a PPV), so you all can shine for a little.

Steele: Maychump... the only thing you're gonna win is a "Piss In Your Panty" contest!!! Keeping dreaming because you're rude awakening is not too far behind. I will be the one to knock you off your high horse Maychump. So keep your head up, makes it easier for me to punch you right on your chin. Semper Fi!!!

[eyehatecena]

Rage: I'mma climbing you SOBs. I'll be top of the pops before you know it. Best of British and soon Best of Active-ness

Batcave boss- just want to know about the PAIN card

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa crackin da top spotz ....!!!!..Exclamation datttttt

[wrestlingfan66513]

Steele: Maychump... the only thing you're gonna win is a "Piss In Your Panty" contest!!! Keeping dreaming because you're rude awakening is not too far behind. I will be the one to knock you off your high horse Maychump. So keep your head up, makes it easier for me to punch you right on your chin. Semper Fi!!!

Mayhem: I don't think you've won anything yet. Hell, I think if Triple J faced you he could get his first win. In case you didn't watch the PPV, I am now the favorite to win the Carnage title.

[eyehatecena]

Mayhem: I don't think you've won anything yet. Hell, I think if Triple J faced you he could get his first win. In case you didn't watch the PPV, I am now the favorite to win the Carnage title.

JJJ: Damn right- but correction- it would be my second win of my career. I first beat the great Ultimate Warrior

[dbenavides777]

Mayhem: I don't think you've won anything yet. Hell, I think if Triple J faced you he could get his first win. In case you didn't watch the PPV, I am now the favorite to win the Carnage title.

Steele: Maychump! The only thing you get around here is another wrestler's cock up your ass.... Why don't you fight me you bastard and we can settle this once and for all!!!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Steele: Maychump! The only thing you get around here is another wrestler's cock up your ass.... Why don't you fight me you bastard and we can settle this once and for all!!!

Mayhem: I am busy with the title tournament. If you want to face me, then win and you will get your wish. Otherwise, your a waste of my time.

[pauadrian]

Van: Let's be honest Robert. You've got no chance. You even choked at the PPV. Chokers gunna choke.

Kidd: *cough Man City cough* Yeah I know right dumbass

[dbenavides777]

Mayhem: I am busy with the title tournament. If you want to face me, then win and you will get your wish. Otherwise, your a waste of my time.

Steele: War has just been declared on your ass Maychump.... Oorah!!!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: So Ya IggasThink I won't do wat it du...yaowa, ya gon see how I climb diz place..nd takin titles ..juz incase ya aintkno diz

[dbenavides777]

IC as Killa: So Ya IggasThink I won't do wat it du...yaowa, ya gon see how I climb diz place..nd takin titles ..juz incase ya aintkno diz

IC as Guerrero: Oye Killa.. ju need to speek bedder... i hev no idea wat ju sayin ese... Ju need to spell bedder, and sheck jur bocabulary. No understend ju at all. Orale.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Alright EWA, I thought I'd bring this here for discussion. Most people know others by their avatar, but my dilemma is I have no avatar. My question to everyone is what do you picture for me because I have no clue what to choose.

PS
Giddy and Destruction, I still need your blogs

[B-MCINTYRE]

Alright EWA, I thought I'd bring this here for discussion. Most people know others by their avatar, but my dilemma is I have no avatar. My question to everyone is what do you picture for me because I have no clue what to choose.

PS
Giddy and Destruction, I still need your blogs
A black hamburger!

[wrestlingfan66513]

A black hamburger!

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe still thinking hard on it

[pauadrian]

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe still thinking hard on it
A british guy

[wrestlingfan66513]

A british guy

I'm not British though, I do live in Birmingham.....Alabama.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe still thinking hard on it
A puppy dog!

[pauadrian]

I'm not British though, I do live in Birmingham.....Alabama.

DON'T JUDGE ME
I have too many english friends

[B-MCINTYRE]

DON'T JUDGE ME
I have too many english friends
You have friends?

[pauadrian]

You have friends?

Everybody except you

[wrestlingfan66513]

Everybody except you

Why do you have to go and hurt his feelings, he wants to feel involved

[B-MCINTYRE]

Why do you have to go and hurt his feelings, he wants to feel involved
It's okay he has two guys above the "number 1" superstar in EWA

[wrestlingfan66513]

I have found something for the avatar. It is unique here and really speaks to the soul. Expect it soon

[chunkkynutzzz]

I have found something for the avatar. It is unique here and really speaks to the soul. Expect it soon


I Got it a Drunk Marty Jennety Pic! :)

[VanHooliganX]

I have found something for the avatar. It is unique here and really speaks to the soul. Expect it soon

Nice man.

I'm enjoying the Bruce Lee avi :)

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Guerrero: Oye Killa.. ju need to speek bedder... i hev no idea wat ju sayin ese... Ju need to spell bedder, and sheck jur bocabulary. No understend ju at all. Orale.

IC as Killa: Yo G-Rero , I mean I Hur Dem But Dey aintt putin a Ear 2 it, Ya Figga Deal Me, I'm putin shit 2 mind nd I'm thinkin bout hitten dem up wit a 2 piece to dem bo's or juz da toolie nd givem da coloured shirt straight Red Paint runnin all Day, ..u good in my book tho , so I poun witcha ..aight.wey!..Por si No me entiendes telo digo tambien de otra forma , jew herd!

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Killa: Yo G-Rero , I mean I Hur Dem But Dey aintt putin a Ear 2 it, Ya Figga Deal Me, I'm putin shit 2 mind nd I'm thinkin bout hitten dem up wit a 2 piece to dem bo's or juz da toolie nd givem da coloured shirt straight Red Paint runnin all Day, ..u good in my book tho , so I poun witcha ..aight.wey!..Por si No me entiendes telo digo tambien de otra forma , jew herd!

Mayhem: You will never become the Number 1 star if no one can understand you. I wasn't sure if you knew that or not.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali Kazam: hey number give shut up. I'm numbers 1-4 ! :) I don't care what Dj's master says!


Dingo: shut the fuck up and give me the IC title you bastard...

Ali: how's a bout no...


Dingo: how's about I kick your teeth down your fucken throat.

Ali: yeah good luck with that.

[VanHooliganX]

Just giving this a friendly bump really.

Rob please send me and B-Mac of the B-Macingtons the card and we'll get on with the pilot for our house shows.

Then other people can begin making them :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Just giving this a friendly bump really.

Rob please send me and B-Mac of the B-Macingtons the card and we'll get on with the pilot for our house shows.

Then other people can begin making them :)
Yes we are ready to begin

MacHooligan X Presents: A VanMacigan X production: rest of title undisclosed at this moment in time.

[VanHooliganX]

Yes we are ready to begin

MacHooligan X Presents: A VanMacigan X production: rest of title undisclosed at this moment in time.

I'm digging something catchy. I know you want the name to be a bit of a title which is good too but possibly something a long the lines of Cliff Hanger or Between Dark and Dawn. Maybe just EWA+ or something iuno.

Yeah posting this here to see what people think to the name.

[B-MCINTYRE]

I'm digging something catchy. I know you want the name to be a bit of a title which is good too but possibly something a long the lines of Cliff Hanger or Between Dark and Dawn. Maybe just EWA+ or something iuno.

Yeah posting this here to see what people think to the name.
I don't really mind what the title is I just want to out the MacHooligan X Presents in front of it!

[eyehatecena]

well billy knows this but posting it here for rob, ben and shining light since i can not post in the batcave when on my phone. Anyways my mum took my dad to the hospital early this morning so i will probably be MIA today as i don't know if he will admitted or what- all i know is he had shortness of breath worse than usual- and all that is a lil more important to me. As far as the houseshow card, Rob came up with a pretty cool one- i hope he gets it to you guys today. And when you get in touch with him, i am sure he can get you guys the entrances themes for the wrestlers as rob made a thread in HQ just for them. Anyways, i'm out of here for probably the day

[VanHooliganX]

well billy knows this but posting it here for rob, ben and shining light since i can not post in the batcave when on my phone. Anyways my mum took my dad to the hospital early this morning so i will probably be MIA today as i don't know if he will admitted or what- all i know is he had shortness of breath worse than usual- and all that is a lil more important to me. As far as the houseshow card, Rob came up with a pretty cool one- i hope he gets it to you guys today. And when you get in touch with him, i am sure he can get you guys the entrances themes for the wrestlers as rob made a thread in HQ just for them. Anyways, i'm out of here for probably the day

Ah man :(

That sucks. I hope he gets better :S

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali Kazam: I'm kind of find it funny that I haven't debuted yet I'm carrying the IC title. Given I didn't win it, but maybe I should give it to dingo...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali Kazam: I'm kind of find it funny that I haven't debuted yet I'm carrying the IC title. Given I didn't win it, but maybe I should give it to dingo...
Dingo: give me that title!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: give me that title!
Ali: let me see.. Nah. Changed my mind!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali: let me see.. Nah. Changed my mind!
Dingo: mate, you need to realise that if I get my hands on you, I will fucking kick your head in!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: mate, you need to realise that if I get my hands on you, I will fucking kick your head in!
Ali: You're not as scary as you think you are bro!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali: You're not as scary as you think you are bro!
Will I am: you're both pathetic!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Will I am: you're both pathetic!
Dingo: do I need to knock you out again..

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: do I need to knock you out again..
Ali Kazam: hahahahahahaha good one bro!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: do I need to knock you out again..
Will I am: you're asking for trouble buddy. Johnny hot will knock some sense into you!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Will I am: you're asking for trouble buddy. Johnny hot will knock some sense into you!
Dingo: I'll kick yours Ali's and johnny heads in!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: I'll kick yours Ali's and johnny heads in!
Ali: I don't get kicked in the head! I hit 1040's on people!

[B-MCINTYRE]

well billy knows this but posting it here for rob, ben and shining light since i can not post in the batcave when on my phone. Anyways my mum took my dad to the hospital early this morning so i will probably be MIA today as i don't know if he will admitted or what- all i know is he had shortness of breath worse than usual- and all that is a lil more important to me. As far as the houseshow card, Rob came up with a pretty cool one- i hope he gets it to you guys today. And when you get in touch with him, i am sure he can get you guys the entrances themes for the wrestlers as rob made a thread in HQ just for them. Anyways, i'm out of here for probably the day
Bumping up this important thingso I don't make it get missed!

[chunkkynutzzz]

well billy knows this but posting it here for rob, ben and shining light since i can not post in the batcave when on my phone. Anyways my mum took my dad to the hospital early this morning so i will probably be MIA today as i don't know if he will admitted or what- all i know is he had shortness of breath worse than usual- and all that is a lil more important to me. As far as the houseshow card, Rob came up with a pretty cool one- i hope he gets it to you guys today. And when you get in touch with him, i am sure he can get you guys the entrances themes for the wrestlers as rob made a thread in HQ just for them. Anyways, i'm out of here for probably the day

Bless you and Your Family

[dbenavides777]

IC as Killa: Yo G-Rero , I mean I Hur Dem But Dey aintt putin a Ear 2 it, Ya Figga Deal Me, I'm putin shit 2 mind nd I'm thinkin bout hitten dem up wit a 2 piece to dem bo's or juz da toolie nd givem da coloured shirt straight Red Paint runnin all Day, ..u good in my book tho , so I poun witcha ..aight.wey!..Por si No me entiendes telo digo tambien de otra forma , jew herd!

Guerrero: Andale buey... hablame mejor en espanol. Asi te puedo yo entender cardnal! Hablando en esa otra manera no mas no ese. Y si quieres pelear, tambien te peleo pinche pendejo, yo no corro. Orale ese!!!

[Robareid]

Sorry guys, but I'm back. I'll get back to everyone who has requested attention now. Damn I hate exams

[wrestlingfan66513]

Dingo: I'll kick yours Ali's and johnny heads in!

Mayhem: I'll kick all of your heads in at once! Also, I will get the 10000 post.

I will be on here a little less this week because of all the college stuff I have. I may pop in from time to time. Also I still haven't received a a Blog Wars list from a certain someone on here and there superstar of the week intro that they won from beating me in the prediction contest by 1 POINT!!!

[Robareid]

Mayhem: I'll kick all of your heads in at once! Also, I will get the 10000 post.

I will be on here a little less this week because of all the college stuff I have. I may pop in from time to time. Also I still haven't received a a Blog Wars list from a certain someone on here and there superstar of the week intro that they won from beating me in the prediction contest by 1 POINT!!!

Rage: Bring it punk. Bring your kicks, we'll see what impact they do. I'll bring my good ole fashioned wrestling moves, as y'know, this is a wrestling company, and I'll kick your crappy MMA ass any day of the week

[chunkkynutzzz]

Guerrero: Andale buey... hablame mejor en espanol. Asi te puedo yo entender cardnal! Hablando en esa otra manera no mas no ese. Y si quieres pelear, tambien te peleo pinche pendejo, yo no corro. Orale ese!!!

IC as Killa: watch yo mouf, ten cuidado con quien hablas G.rero my maricon huele bicho, vas a tener q corer cuando te tire balas al culo "wey", y tambien una pela q te voy dejar tirado como el puro tecato q eres, wetback bitch nig!

[dbenavides777]

IC as Killa: watch yo mouf, ten cuidado con quien hablas G.rero my maricon huele bicho, vas a tener q corer cuando te tire balas al culo "wey", y tambien una pela q te voy dejar tirado como el puro tecato q eres, wetback bitch nig!

Guerrero: Ju no make no sens ese... ju need higher education culero.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Rage: Bring it punk. Bring your kicks, we'll see what impact they do. I'll bring my good ole fashioned wrestling moves, as y'know, this is a wrestling company, and I'll kick your crappy MMA ass any day of the week

Mayhem: That's where people underestimate me, I am the best martial artist and high flyer in the EWA. You can ask Ramon, Heskey and Cass what happened when they took their eyes off of me in the fatal four way at Untamed Khaos.

[eyehatecena]

Home from the hospital and they are keeping my dad overnight for observation and at least it was probably not a heart attack. Ugh! Anyways i'll get back on later to see if rob finalized the PAIN! Card, then i'll send out promo assignments. Just need to keep occupied with something. I did all my school work for the week and sent it off to my teachers

[dbenavides777]

Home from the hospital and they are keeping my dad overnight for observation and at least it was probably not a heart attack. Ugh! Anyways i'll get back on later to see if rob finalized the PAIN! Card, then i'll send out promo assignments. Just need to keep occupied with something. I did all my school work for the week and sent it off to my teachers

I'll keep you dad in prayer bud... praying all goes well.

[Shining Light]

Home from the hospital and they are keeping my dad overnight for observation and at least it was probably not a heart attack. Ugh! Anyways i'll get back on later to see if rob finalized the PAIN! Card, then i'll send out promo assignments. Just need to keep occupied with something. I did all my school work for the week and sent it off to my teachers

Hope everything's alright man... You and your Dad are in my prayers. If you ever need me, I'm only a PM away :)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Guerrero: Ju no make no sens ese... ju need higher education culero.


Killa: U Kno wat G-Rero, I aintt wit lettin u breath light, I'm fiddin 2 giv u da fruit punch mouf for talkin cray.

[HolyJose2391]

Guerrero: Ju no make no sens ese... ju need higher education culero.

IC as HolyJose: Says the one with a fake work visa

[Giddy]

Home from the hospital and they are keeping my dad overnight for observation and at least it was probably not a heart attack. Ugh! Anyways i'll get back on later to see if rob finalized the PAIN! Card, then i'll send out promo assignments. Just need to keep occupied with something. I did all my school work for the week and sent it off to my teachers
I hope everything ends up alright. I'll keep you and your father in my prayers. If you ever wanna talk just shoot me a PM

[pauadrian]

Home from the hospital and they are keeping my dad overnight for observation and at least it was probably not a heart attack. Ugh! Anyways i'll get back on later to see if rob finalized the PAIN! Card, then i'll send out promo assignments. Just need to keep occupied with something. I did all my school work for the week and sent it off to my teachers

Mexian prayers are the best they allways work ;)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mexian prayers are the best they allways work ;)
Dingo: are they the only thing that works in mexico?

[pauadrian]

Dingo: are they the only thing that works in mexico?
RACISM LAWSUIT Otunga

[B-MCINTYRE]

RACISM LAWSUIT Otunga
Dingo isn't real. You can't sue him!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo isn't real. You can't sue him!
Dingo: in that case. Kids you fucking midget, stop being such a smelly little man. Have a shower you stupid Mexican :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: in that case. Kids you fucking midget, stop being such a smelly little man. Have a shower you stupid Mexican :)
OOC: woooooaaah. Stop it dingo. You're going to far!

[B-MCINTYRE]

OOC: woooooaaah. Stop it dingo. You're going to far!
Dingo: shut the fuck up dickhead. Get me some beers and barbie panzer and I might listen to you!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: shut the fuck up dickhead. Get me some beers and barbie panzer and I might listen to you!
OOC: I can get you sasha?

[B-MCINTYRE]

OOC: I can get you sasha?
Dingo: no deal I want the older whore...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: no deal I want the older whore...
Barbie: I am not a whore.... I am not a whore... I am not a whore BUT I LIKE TO DO IT!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Barbie: I am not a whore.... I am not a whore... I am not a whore BUT I LIKE TO DO IT!
Dingo: deal... * dingo grabs her and runs off to a dark room. *

Two hours later.

*barbie and dingo reemerge.*

Barbie: don't tell mike muir ...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: deal... * dingo grabs her and runs off to a dark room. *

Two hours later.

*barbie and dingo reemerge.*

Barbie: don't tell mike muir ...
Ali Kazam: can I tell him?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali Kazam: can I tell him?
Barbie: No but you can get in here with me. I've wanted you since day one...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Barbie: No but you can get in here with me. I've wanted you since day one...
Ali: right then. First admit you're a whore!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali: right then. First admit you're a whore!
Barbie: no I won't. I can't.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Barbie: no I won't. I can't.
Ali: but you must!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Dingo is such a racist, u had me crackin up tho lol

Killa: Who wants to spark up a large 1?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo is such a racist, u had me crackin up tho lol

Killa: Who wants to spark up a large 1?
Fucking dingo aye...

Dingo: shut the fuck up or I'll Eat your babies...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Fucking dingo aye...

Dingo: shut the fuck up or I'll Eat your babies...
Calm down dingo...
dingo: I said shut the fuck up!

Ooc: that's it. No jelly babies for you..

Dingo: you're dead!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Calm down dingo...
dingo: I said shut the fuck up!

Ooc: that's it. No jelly babies for you..

Dingo: you're dead!

Killa: No Dingo You Bitchass Bitch, You da DeadOne, Its Gon B a MurDa!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Killa: No Dingo You Bitchass Bitch, You da DeadOne, Its Gon B a MurDa!

Mayhem: Your as frightening as a baby.... and Dingo eats babies

[eyehatecena]

Thanks everybody. I'll be in and out of here for sending out promo assignments- and writing matches- I just will not be IC'ing all that much

[eyehatecena]

Dingo: deal... * dingo grabs her and runs off to a dark room. *

Two hours later.

*barbie and dingo reemerge.*

Barbie: don't tell mike muir ...

*What Dingo does not know is its an official EWA Barbie Panzer life size robot he is talking too and fooling around with*

[pauadrian]

*Barbie comes out of a room undressed covered by a towel and Alex Kidd passes by he stops and smirks*

Kidd: You fucking whore

[eyehatecena]

*Barbie comes out of a room undressed covered by a towel and Alex Kidd passes by he stops and smirks*

Kidd: You fucking whore

*It was Mike Muirs dressing room she came out of*

oh and Pau- about the sig- I'll get to it when I can- not this week though

[dbenavides777]

Mayhem: Your as frightening as a baby.... and Dingo eats babies

Steele: Dingo eats babies? That's a fucking sick man!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Steele: Soon EWA will see just how dominant I can be. I am on this long road to get the gold and I am not being moved from my destination. I will guarantee that I will bring the championship back home to where it belongs... around my waist.
Hey man, are you Adrian guerrero? I'm just wondering which Guerrero character you are!

[dbenavides777]

Hey man, are you Adrian guerrero? I'm just wondering which Guerrero character you are!

Yeah, I am both Steele and Adrian "El Chulo" Guerrero

[B-MCINTYRE]

Steele: Dingo eats babies? That's a fucking sick man!!!
Dingo: I'm a killer!

[dbenavides777]

Dingo: I'm a killer!

Steele: Come get me asshole!!! Oorah!!!

[dbenavides777]

10,000 post!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Steele: Come get me asshole!!! Oorah!!!
Dingo: mate I will put you in an early grave if you talk to me like that again!


Ooc: congrats again on the 10000 post EWA!!!

[dbenavides777]

AAwesome. That answers that one

Congrats EWA on making 10000!!!

Is there another Guerrero?