EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hot: Yeah... Good look with that.

OOC: You're always drunk except Wednesdays at 6:40 PM.
? I don't quite get your meaning there...

[Giddy]

? I don't quite get your meaning there...
Well ya see, a little while ago Broc said, "Is B-Mac ever not drunk?" and I said "Wednesdays at 6:40 PM"...

And it stuck

[B-MCINTYRE]

Well ya see, a little while ago Broc said, "Is B-Mac ever not drunk?" and I said "Wednesdays at 6:40 PM"...

And it stuck
Right well HWA he is full of gossiping teenage girls ;) lol ... I'm not drunk... It's 11:27 am on Monday! So fuck you :)

Ali Kazam: what does drunk mean?

[eyehatecena]

aight, sent out all PAIN promo assignments and just wrote my first promo for #(in another fed)- now I get back to writing stuff for PAIN!

[B-MCINTYRE]

aight, sent out all PAIN promo assignments and just wrote my first promo for #(in another fed)- now I get back to writing stuff for PAIN!
A need a theme song for ???. Any ideas. Inbox me.

[eyehatecena]

A need a theme song for ???. Any ideas. Inbox me.

PM'd you a few ideas- not sure if you would like them. They are all pretty different- except for two- its the same song done by different bands

[Yes2J]

You guys are putting together one hell of a show! Are there any roster spots available on EWA?

[pauadrian]

You guys are putting together one hell of a show! Are there any roster spots available on EWA?

There's always roster spots in EWA

[B-MCINTYRE]

You guys are putting together one hell of a show! Are there any roster spots available on EWA?
The answer is in your username :)

[VanHooliganX]

You guys are putting together one hell of a show! Are there any roster spots available on EWA?

As other people have said. Yup :)

Also lads. BEAST IC'ing. It has been noticed. *evil laughter until it starts to get a tad awkward.*

[pauadrian]

As other people have said. Yup :)

Also lads. BEAST IC'ing. It has been noticed. *evil laughter until it starts to get a tad awkward.*

You're welcome Van :p

and also you missed a good TNA ppv

[VanHooliganX]

You're welcome Van :p

and also you missed a good TNA ppv

*looks over at my Premier League title*

I didn't miss shit! :cool:

[chunkkynutzzz]

10:17am
Central Ave. NyC

Killa: Had my 4,4 wit me at 4 inda mornin...off safety..turn a good mornin bad and nobody gets thru to da afternoon ,safely.datz how I'm feelin

[Asherdelampyr]

Victor Crawford is coming.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6004/5934286424_21c6a5dc54.jpg
Soon...

[wrestlingfan66513]

Giddy is ahead by 1 vote in a close Blog Wars so get in there and vote.

Mayhem: The tournament is going to start soon. I will be either facing Smog or Shaz. I still don't know what a Smog even is but it doesn't sound that impressive and Shaz's chance of winning is about as good as Cass being the first Carnage champion... which is 0%.

[Asherdelampyr]

Almost tried to get this as my entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV_VA

[Krysys]

10:17am
Central Ave. NyC

Killa: Had my 4,4 wit me at 4 inda mornin...off safety..turn a good mornin bad and nobody gets thru to da afternoon ,safely.datz how I'm feelin

Ryku: *Smacks Killa with a dictionary.* Enough!

[Asherdelampyr]

another contender


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERHdrPgpvOo

[chunkkynutzzz]

Ryku: *Smacks Killa with a dictionary.* Enough!Killa: I gotz mad dikshawnarees..dunt knee'd no mo of dohz..naw mean, haw..naw mean mad of dat fo deez bitches ..Yo But on da Real Ya gotta be e-z wit ya wordplay, ..cuz next show I'm gon b guttin nigz out for talkin out da side of ya mouf

[AirBourne]

Wells: Blaine, don't think for one second you can walk around and rightfully call yourself a champion. You cheated to win by getting someone to attack me, you're pathetic. When I get my hands on you again for that title, the rightful champion will be crowned, who is me!

[eyehatecena]

Wells: Blaine, don't think for one second you can walk around and rightfully call yourself a champion. You cheated to win by getting someone to attack me, you're pathetic. When I get my hands on you again for that title, the rightful champion will be crowned, who is me!

Mike Muir: Well you cheated me out of my shot at being the first PAIN! World Champ. You screwed me last week too. You best stay out my way this week- Raden Blain is mine. Step back in line bro

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali Kazam: HOS... Lol. Can't catch me...

Ooc: I can't IC with him ... :(

Dingo: ...

Ooc: dingo is too drunk to talk...

Will I am: johnny what are we doing?

[eyehatecena]

The Johnny Hot/????? match I finished up(added to) not too long ago is now 5 pages long- I hope he is ok with what I did, lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

The Johnny Hot/????? match I finished up(added to) not too long ago is now 5 pages long- I hope he is ok with what I did, lol
Nope. He's says it's not good enough... :p

[eyehatecena]

Gesh Raw is just dragging on and on- please be over soon Not meaning to be the spoiler- but the Cena promo sucks

[B-MCINTYRE]

Gesh Raw is just dragging on and on- please be over soon Not meaning to be the spoiler- but the Cena promo sucks
Fuck. Now I know Cena appears...

[eyehatecena]

Fuck. Now I know Cena appears...

Its RAW, Cena is always there, lol. There was probably two matches worth watching- and one early segment. But the segment on now- blah!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Its RAW, Cena is always there, lol. There was probably two matches worth watching- and one early segment. But the segment on now- blah!
So WCW DVD then? I'll watch the tower of terror match again!

[eyehatecena]

So WCW DVD then? I'll watch the tower of terror match again!

If you have a DVR you could probably get through the show in 25 to 30 minutes. I'm gonna start doing that again

[Giddy]

Gesh Raw is just dragging on and on- please be over soon Not meaning to be the spoiler- but the Cena promo sucks
Laurinaitis saying "I'M BIG JOHNNY!" was the best part.

And the slap.

[B-MCINTYRE]

If you have a DVR you could probably get through the show in 25 to 30 minutes. I'm gonna start doing that againYeah... Subscription television provider comes with that...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Laurinaitis saying "I'M BIG JOHNNY!" was the best part.

And the slap.
Stupid boy.

[Giddy]

Stupid boy.
You're not even gonna watch it you dolt.

[eyehatecena]

Laurinaitis saying "I'M BIG JOHNNY!" was the best part.

And the slap.

I can't wait for the storyline to be over. It being Cena and WWE- it will be over at this PPV.

But yeah, I did like the "I'M BIG JOHNNY!" part- much better than Cena trying to be funny doing his Jim Carey impression

[B-MCINTYRE]

You're not even gonna watch it you dolt.
Nope... Even though I'm caught up...

[B-MCINTYRE]

I can't wait for the storyline to be over. It being Cena and WWE- it will be over at this PPV.

But yeah, I did like the "I'M BIG JOHNNY!" part- much better than Cena trying to be funny doing his Jim Carey impression
Was Cena wearing a mask?

[B-MCINTYRE]

I can't wait for the storyline to be over. It being Cena and WWE- it will be over at this PPV.

But yeah, I did like the "I'M BIG JOHNNY!" part- much better than Cena trying to be funny doing his Jim Carey impression
Bmac: I'm the riddler. Fuck Kim Carey!

[eyehatecena]

Was Cena wearing a mask?

Lol- wrong movie- I think. Cena should just stick with wrestling and give up on Hollywood

[VanHooliganX]

*looks at Jacob Cass* Hmm...I'm very unsure I want him now :(

[B-MCINTYRE]

Lol- wrong movie- I think. Cena should just stick with wrestling and give up on Hollywood
The mask... He was in a batman movie... What else has he done lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

*looks at Jacob Cass* Hmm...I'm very unsure I want him now :(
Dingo: I'll take him. I'll keep him as a pet like I keep triple j.

[eyehatecena]

The mask... He was in a batman movie... What else has he done lol
2 Ace Ventura movies(which is where I think Cena's bit came from) Bruce Almighty- and others

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa is Lurking The Streets Looking For Innocent Victims..and those NOT so innocent to murder.

[B-MCINTYRE]

2 Ace Ventura movies(which is where I think Cena's bit came from) Bruce Almighty- and others
Sounds awful..

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: Dingo Fun Facts: Dingo was trained by an actual Dingo that watched my matches. This explains how he got so far here but is still bad in the ring be no one can emulate my style.

OOC: Giddy is ahead by 1 vote in Blog Wars so get there and vote.

[Giddy]

2 Ace Ventura movies(which is where I think Cena's bit came from) Bruce Almighty- and others
Liar, Liar, Yes Man, Fun With Dick And Jane.

I've actually never seen any of the movies we've listed.

OH! He was in Mr. Popper's Penguins. I did see that one :D

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mayhem: Dingo Fun Facts: Dingo was trained by an actual Dingo that watched my matches. This explains how he got so far here but is still bad in the ring be no one can emulate my style.

OOC: Giddy is ahead by 1 vote in Blog Wars so get there and vote.
*dingo walks behind mayhem with a crow bar and beats him down for five minutes.*

Dingo: mayhem in fact: mayhem talked to much shit about dingo, so dingi beat the fuck out him with a crowbar. True story!

*dingo throws the crowbar down at Mayhem's head and walks off*

[wrestlingfan66513]

*dingo walks behind mayhem with a crow bar and beats him down for five minutes.*

Dingo: mayhem in fact: mayhem talked to much shit about dingo, so dingi beat the fuck out him with a crowbar. True story!

*dingo throws the crowbar down at Mayhem's head and walks off*

*Mayhem walks in the room to see a broken promotional display of himself broken

Mayhem: Dammit Dingo, these make me a lot of money from sponsors. But you probably don't know that since the only thing you ever promoted was dog food.

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Mayhem walks in the room to see a broken promotional display of himself broken

Mayhem: Dammit Dingo, these make me a lot of money from sponsors. But you probably don't know that since the only thing you ever promoted was dog food.
Will I am: such a bullshit call. Those things dont cost shit...
Dingo: I heard you talk and saw you move. You're the real mayhem!

*dingo chains the real mayhem to a pole and grabs a cricket bat off of van. he smashes Mayhem's head with it repeatedly and laughs at mayhems unconscious body limp against the pole!

Ali Kazam: Lol, that shit was brutal!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Will I am: such a bullshit call. Those things dont cost shit...
Dingo: I heard you talk and saw you move. You're the real mayhem!

*dingo chains the real mayhem to a pole and grabs a cricket bat off of van. he smashes Mayhem's head with it repeatedly and laughs at mayhems unconscious body limp against the pole!

Ali Kazam: Lol, that shit was brutal!

*Mayhem gets up nails Dingo on the back of his head. He then climbs up the building and hits the Phoenix Splash on Dingo.

Mayhem: See that, even with a weapon you fail. Plus who taught you how to tie a knot, because if you can't even do that, then you won't make it to me in the tournament.

[Destruction]

Liar, Liar, Yes Man, Fun With Dick And Jane.

I've actually never seen any of the movies we've listed.

OH! He was in Mr. Popper's Penguins. I did see that one :D

I love you Phillip Morris...

[VanHooliganX]

Dingo: I'll take him. I'll keep him as a pet like I keep triple j.

Would you be interested in wanting him?

[Asherdelampyr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HYgXt43uGU
Victor is coming

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: These my Streetz ,These my Corners..Fuck aroun dogg and Victor is a Goner! I Don't see Vikta crawfurD lastin long, he one of dem nigz dat u see for lil bit and dispears..but ey if a jobin job he wants then a jobba he becomes,na mean

[Asherdelampyr]

Killa: These my Streetz ,These my Corners..Fuck aroun dogg and Victor is a Goner! I Don't see Vikta crawfurD lastin long, he one of dem nigz dat u see for lil bit and dispears..but ey if a jobin job he wants then a jobba he becomes,na mean

Victor: I can't fer tha life of me believe anyone ever knows whatcha mean

[VanHooliganX]

Victor: I can't fer tha life of me believe anyone ever knows whatcha mean

Van:Word *gang sign*

[chunkkynutzzz]

Victor: I can't fer tha life of me believe anyone ever knows whatcha mean
Killa: wat it meens iz datt I wud instantly give u da fruit punch mouf, ..let dat blood drip bo

Van:Word *gang sign*

jew awreddy kno bo *throws gangside right back* u happen to throw up da Mili-gang without knowin it lol

[Destruction]

Come on guys, today was supposed to be the deadline, but I've only had 2 promos back so far (both were awesome though.) I know THBK is moving, but there should be more by now

Luckily for you all the show isn't close to being done yet

[Asherdelampyr]

Killa: wat it meens iz datt I wud instantly give u da fruit punch mouf, ..let dat blood drip bo


jew awreddy kno bo *throws gangside right back* u happen to throw up da Mili-gang without knowin it lol

Victor: Clear as a shit-covered bell there boyo

[chunkkynutzzz]

Victor: Clear as a shit-covered bell there boyo

Ooc: lol

IC as Killa: olo

[wrestlingfan66513]

Come on guys, today was supposed to be the deadline, but I've only had 2 promos back so far (both were awesome though.) I know THBK is moving, but there should be more by now

Luckily for you all the show isn't close to being done yet

Always gotten my promos in on time :) lol. Also I will be away until Friday just to let you know. Giddy won Blog Wars so I will leave him with a list soon. As for the challenger, I will be holding a gauntlet Blog Wars next time, I will make a thread right now for the list and if you want to join in just PM me your list. Van I got you down for 22 so don't worry about this.

[B-MCINTYRE]

I sent mine yeah?

[Robareid]

Right guys, after two days I'm back. Hope y'all didn't miss me too much. Now onto HWA promo followed by EWA shows

[Destruction]

I sent mine yeah?

I haven't got it

[AirBourne]

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41697-My-Take-on-Re-Establishing-WWE-to-be-entertaining

Hey guys, I just wrote my first ever blog, if you guys wouldn't mind taking a look at it and dropping a comment if you could on what you think, thanks!

[B-MCINTYRE]

I haven't got it
I specifically remember doing it... But... I'll do it again... Sorry dude...

[Destruction]

I specifically remember doing it... But... I'll do it again... Sorry dude...

No worries dude. I've done that plenty.

Carnage will probably be Saturday, by the time I finish writing and get the remaining promos in

[AirBourne]

Wells: Mike, you have to believe me man, I didn't attack you, I hope you see at Pain why I couldn't and wouldn't have! But Blaine, we had issues needed to get resolved. You got that title stolen from me, I'll get it to me, the rightful champion, soon enough!

[eyehatecena]

Wells: Mike, you have to believe me man, I didn't attack you, I hope you see at Pain why I couldn't and wouldn't have! But Blaine, we had issues needed to get resolved. You got that title stolen from me, I'll get it to me, the rightful champion, soon enough!

Muir: Blain stole the title from you? Are you kidding me?

[pauadrian]

Wells: Mike, you have to believe me man, I didn't attack you, I hope you see at Pain why I couldn't and wouldn't have! But Blaine, we had issues needed to get resolved. You got that title stolen from me, I'll get it to me, the rightful champion, soon enough!

Kidd: I may do anything to keep my world title, even rely on cheating. But to take somebody's opportunity to capture the gold and not even be in the match, that is just wrong

[eyehatecena]

Kidd: I may do anything to keep my world title, even rely on cheating. But to take somebody's opportunity to capture the gold and not even be in the match, that is just wrong

Muir: Mind your own bussiness little man before I come over on Fury and kick your ass too

[pauadrian]

Muir: Mind your own bussiness little man before I come over on Fury and kick your ass too

Kidd: How's those aids with Barbie going on?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: ugly, ugly people...

[eyehatecena]

Kidd: How's those aids with Barbie going on?

Muir: I'll have you know- she has a clean bill of health as do I

[pauadrian]

Muir: I'll have you know- she has a clean bill of health as do I

I wouldn't count on that since I've heard she's been with that joke of a guy Ivanho Heskey

[B-MCINTYRE]

I wouldn't count on that since I've heard she's been with that joke of a guy Ivanho Heskey
Ali Kazam: i heard that too...

[VanHooliganX]

Dude! Asher, Dr Death and CMRA have joined EWA?


Awesome! :cool:

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dude! Asher, Dr Death and CMRA have joined EWA?


Awesome! :cool:
Can you say awesome writing skills? Those guys are gonna be epic!

[Asherdelampyr]

Can you say awesome writing skills? Those guys are gonna be epic!

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/ssp65.gif

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/ssp65.gif

DJ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83M60qeRyMc

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE!

[Asherdelampyr]

DJ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83M60qeRyMc

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE!

what is with these overly-long weird-ass videos?

[VanHooliganX]

what is with these overly-long weird-ass videos?

Dunno, but I do dig a few of them like this 1 lol

[Asherdelampyr]

Dunno, but I do dig a few of them like this 1 lol

fair enough I suppose

[Robareid]

Right, I've sent out my batch of PM requests for Fury now. Don't worry if you haven't got yours yet, Shining still needs to send his

[CM Rock-Austin]

Dude! Asher, Dr Death and CMRA have joined EWA?


Awesome! :cool:
Thank you, looking forward to this!

[VanHooliganX]

Thank you, looking forward to this!

Awesome sauce.

Plus it's another thread we can chat in other than the NBA and the Hot women thread :cool: lol

[Asherdelampyr]

Awesome sauce.

Plus it's another thread we can chat in other than the NBA and the Hot women thread :cool: lol

indeed, there should be no chatting in the hot woman thread, that thread is just for hot women and it makes it hard to mas.... i mean, it breaks the flow of the thread to have actual posts pop up in between the pictures.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Awesome sauce.

Plus it's another thread we can chat in other than the NBA and the Hot women thread :cool: lol
Lol yes it is plus no one chats in the Hot women thread, we just post pictures and give our 2 cents on why we love the person/picture.

[eyehatecena]

Thank you, looking forward to this!

Welcome to the roster

[Giddy]

FUCK YES!

CM-RA, Death, and Asher!?!

THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap*

[eyehatecena]

FUCK YES!

CM-RA, Death, and Asher!?!

THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap*

Can't wait for them to debut and really can't wait for our next PPV- without going to HQ I think we have this weeks Fury, Pain and Carnage, followed by a folllowing week of Fury, Pain and Carnage- then the PPV

[Asherdelampyr]

FUCK YES!

CM-RA, Death, and Asher!?!

THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap*

totally taking credit for starting this trend
(yes, 3 people count as a trend now, didn't y'all get the memo?)

[Destruction]

Can't wait for them to debut and really can't wait for our next PPV- without going to HQ I think we have this weeks Fury, Pain and Carnage, followed by a folllowing week of Fury, Pain and Carnage- then the PPV

Correct you are Michael

[CM Rock-Austin]

FUCK YES!

CM-RA, Death, and Asher!?!

THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Wat are we, like the top free agents to have or something lol.

[VanHooliganX]

Time to work on POC then :)

[VanHooliganX]

Time to work on POC then :)

Riiight after food and a few games of FIFA. ;D

[Asherdelampyr]

Wat are we, like the top free agents to have or something lol.

almost feels that way, right?
I figure the love will last until they read my first promo, then the head shaking will start.

[eyehatecena]

One more match left for me to finish writing for PAIN, one to write for Fury- then will get to work on the Ben/EHC project. Oh and Ben- doing a poster for it

[Destruction]

One more match left for me to finish writing for PAIN, one to write for Fury- then will get to work on the Ben/EHC project. Oh and Ben- doing a poster for it

YES! YES! YES!

And none of you are allowed to know what it is!!!

Although you could probably guess :p

[eyehatecena]

YES! YES! YES!

And none of you are allowed to know what it is!!!

Although you could probably guess :p

lol...nobody knows- except us- and well Broc as he posted in our Batcave. As the Alfred of our batcave, I should have locked the door when I left.

Anyways, I just sent out 3rd reminders for the promos I am still waiting on for PAIN! As far as Giddys- he just has to finish his- but its GREAT so far

[Destruction]

lol...nobody knows- except us- and well Broc as he posted in our Batcave. As the Alfred of our batcave, I should have locked the door when I left.

Anyways, I just sent out 3rd reminders for the promos I am still waiting on for PAIN! As far as Giddys- he just has to finish his- but its GREAT so far

It's quite cool, and should be good. I'll have mine completed by this time next week.

Gotta work on Pain still, will do that tomorrow afternoon

I'm waiting on



Super_Dave
Super_Dave *again*
Super_Dave and pauadrian
TheMizIsMichaelCole
VHX and THE HEARTBREAK KID *although THBK is struggling for time, so there's a excuse for that one*

Oh, and what do I get to do tomorrow? I GET TO SEE THE OLYMPIC TORCH!!!

I couldn't give 2 shits about the Olympics, but hell, I'm never going to have another chance to see it

[eyehatecena]

It's quite cool, and should be good. I'll have mine completed by this time next week.

Gotta work on Pain still, will do that tomorrow afternoon

I'm waiting on



Super_Dave
Super_Dave *again*
Super_Dave and pauadrian
TheMizIsMichaelCole
VHX and THE HEARTBREAK KID *although THBK is struggling for time, so there's a excuse for that one*

Oh, and what do I get to do tomorrow? I GET TO SEE THE OLYMPIC TORCH!!!

I couldn't give 2 shits about the Olympics, but hell, I'm never going to have another chance to see it

Yeah, I got to see the torch pass through in Louisiana when I was younger- it was pretty cool to see

I'm just waiting on promos from

Vegas and HolyJose

not including you and Roba as you both are writing shows

[Destruction]

Yeah, I got to see the torch pass through in Louisiana when I was younger- it was pretty cool to see

I'm just waiting on promos from

Vegas and HolyJose

not including you and Roba as you both are writing shows

Yeah, I'll get to that after I wrote all my Carnage. About 2/3 through, and I got most of tonight and tomorrow to finish this off

Oh, and I forgot, I still haven't got B-Macs (Not really a spoiler as he already stated he's on the show)

[eyehatecena]

Yeah, I'll get to that after I wrote all my Carnage. About 2/3 through, and I got most of tonight and tomorrow to finish this off

Oh, and I forgot, I still haven't got B-Macs (Not really a spoiler as he already stated he's on the show)

yeah, its no rush- will just give me more time to work on our thing. For the match I have to write for Fury- I am debating on writing it all out- sans video. I'll think on it

[VanHooliganX]

I cannot stress how since I started writing of how today has turned into National Distract Van Day.

Seriously, still not finished... It WILL go up today but later on when I can get more than 20 minutes of distractions and must do stuff fucks off.

[Robareid]

Everybodies waiting for me as usual lol :)

Still, atleast I've given you something to do during the wait

[Robareid]

Updated competitors for the Hardcore Takeover Tournament

Block A

- Jacob Cass
- Silva
- Van Hooligan X
- Tom Butcher

Block B

- Kryptonite
- Extraterrestrial
- Cody McDerrell
- G-Scorp

Block C

- Artemis Eclipse
- Rob Rage
- Gyakusatsu
- Triple J

[VanHooliganX]

It's quite cool, and should be good. I'll have mine completed by this time next week.

Gotta work on Pain still, will do that tomorrow afternoon

I'm waiting on



Super_Dave
Super_Dave *again*
Super_Dave and pauadrian
TheMizIsMichaelCole
VHX and THE HEARTBREAK KID *although THBK is struggling for time, so there's a excuse for that one*

Oh, and what do I get to do tomorrow? I GET TO SEE THE OLYMPIC TORCH!!!

I couldn't give 2 shits about the Olympics, but hell, I'm never going to have another chance to see it

Semi thinking of writing it for him this time. Just so we don't hold up Carnage and THBK also has HWA and the WWE fed which he's creative on to think of. So I don't think he'd mind this once.


Updated competitors for the Hardcore Takeover Tournament

Block A

- Jacob Cass
- Silva
- Van Hooligan X
- Tom Butcher

Block B

- Kryptonite
- Extraterrestrial
- Cody McDerrell
- G-Scorp

Block C

- Artemis Eclipse
- Rob Rage
- Gyakusatsu
- Triple J


Van: I'm going to fuck you all up!

[Destruction]

Semi thinking of writing it for him this time. Just so we don't hold up Carnage and THBK also has HWA and the WWE fed which he's creative on to think of. So I don't think he'd mind this once.




Van: I'm going to fuck you all up!

Run it by him first. Dave hasn't got back to me yet, and he has 2 single and 1 joint promo, so there's a chance Carnage will be delayed an extra day

[eyehatecena]

I cannot stress how since I started writing of how today has turned into National Distract Van Day.

Seriously, still not finished... It WILL go up today but later on when I can get more than 20 minutes of distractions and must do stuff fucks off.

I tend to do that too- except during RAW, I very rarely get distracted if I'm writing a promo or parts for a show. But last night- well between 3 season finalie episodes of Community then the last hour of IMPACT I really got nothing done.

[eyehatecena]

Run it by him first. Dave hasn't got back to me yet, and he has 2 single and 1 joint promo, so there's a chance Carnage will be delayed an extra day

Not sure if he is a student- but I know some people are having finals this week in the states

[eyehatecena]

Not sure if he is a student- but I know some people are having finals this week in the states

Yeah, I know. I'm glad to be done with mine for the semester- all A's!!!!!!!

[Destruction]

My mistake by the way. It's SouthernBlood for 1 promo, not Super_Dave

[eyehatecena]

My mistake by the way. It's SouthernBlood for 1 promo, not Super_Dave

I kind of think he is MIA- its been awhile since I've seen him post

[VanHooliganX]

World exclusive!


*Van finally finishes POC.* Oh boy! Finally! It's ready to post :)

*He then proceeds to save the file. SUDDENLY! All the way from BULLSHITVILLE. Computer completely crashes and I lose everything. I literally cannot get it back...*


FACKIN' BULLSHIT!

Really cannot believe this!

[Asherdelampyr]

Yeah, I know. I'm glad to be done with mine for the semester- all A's!!!!!!!

fucking awesome! Congrats!

[Asherdelampyr]

World exclusive!


*Van finally finishes POC.* Oh boy! Finally! It's ready to post :)

*He then proceeds to save the file. SUDDENLY! All the way from BULLSHITVILLE. Computer completely crashes and I lose everything. I literally cannot get it back...*


FACKIN' BULLSHIT!

Really cannot believe this!

what OS are you using, and are you writing in word or notepad?

[VanHooliganX]

what OS are you using, and are you writing in word or notepad?

Word good sir.

Never again.

[Asherdelampyr]

Word good sir.

Never again.

if you have 2007 or later you may be able to recover it
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/827099

worth a shot at least, right?

[VanHooliganX]

if you have 2007 or later you may be able to recover it
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/827099

worth a shot at least, right?

Not having it :(

Thanks for trying.

Yeah POC will be tomorrow...In return I'll write the promos needed for Fury and Carnage and work on the house show and POC tomorrow.

9 days of no shows will be 10 now.

[Asherdelampyr]

Not having it :(

Thanks for trying.

Yeah POC will be tomorrow...In return I'll write the promos needed for Fury and Carnage and work on the house show and POC tomorrow.

9 days of no shows will be 10 now.

damn
starting to think between this and Giddy's mishaps on HWA that it may be better to write it all out by hand, then just throw it into the show thread when ready with the youtube clips.

[VanHooliganX]

damn
starting to think between this and Giddy's mishaps on HWA that it may be better to write it all out by hand, then just throw it into the show thread when ready with the youtube clips.

Good idea. So good I'm doing that from now on.

My apologies :(

Also Asher, CMRA and Dr Death. I think the next PPV is a while away. So I may as well try to keep you intrigued with us by offering you guys on POC if you're interested.

An interview show that helps characters stand out and gives your characters a bit more of a bio.

[Asherdelampyr]

Good idea. So good I'm doing that from now on.

My apologies :(

Also Asher, CMRA and Dr Death. I think the next PPV is a while away. So I may as well try to keep you intrigued with us by offering you guys on POC if you're interested.

An interview show that helps characters stand out and gives your characters a bit more of a bio.

no worries :)
I'm a computer tech, so I am pretty used to technology failing.

love to do the POC thing, sounds like it could be fun, just PM me with whatever you need from me and you should have it within like 24-48 hours

[Giddy]

My mistake by the way. It's SouthernBlood for 1 promo, not Super_Dave
You'll be waiting a long... long time for that one!

And by long time I mean forever. He's not even on the site anymore :/

[Giddy]

damn
starting to think between this and Giddy's mishaps on HWA that it may be better to write it all out by hand, then just throw it into the show thread when ready with the youtube clips.
I write every promo by hand...

But I write my shows while I post my shows :D

[Asherdelampyr]

I write every promo by hand...

But I write my shows while I post my shows :D

I do everything on my work computer
it autosaves all of my documents to a network drive every 5 minutes.

[Destruction]

You'll be waiting a long... long time for that one!

And by long time I mean forever. He's not even on the site anymore :/

FUCKING BULLSHIT! :mad: I'll write for him then.

So pau, send it just to me if you please.

I am also know writing for Ryan Rhodes, as TheMizIsMichaelCole haven't replied to any of my V/PM's yet

[Destruction]

I do everything on my work computer
it autosaves all of my documents to a network drive every 5 minutes.

If its a promo, I right it out even in Open Office, or just the text box on the site

For Carnage, I just use Open Office

[Destruction]

I write every promo by hand...

But I write my shows while I post my shows :D

Speaking of which

DO OR DIE

DO OR DIE

DO OR DIE

[Asherdelampyr]

If its a promo, I right it out even in Open Office, or just the text box on the site

For Carnage, I just use Open Office

on OO do you have auto-recovery enabled?

[Destruction]

on OO do you have auto-recovery enabled?

Yes I do.

BTW love your sig

[Asherdelampyr]

Yes I do.

BTW love your sig

good, OO has a much better recovery than most office (except 2010, the recovery tool there is flat-out awesome)

Thanks, the gif or the video?
(Gif is from Tabletop, a show on the geek and sundry channel on Youtube, Video is from forever ago)

[Destruction]

good, OO has a much better recovery than most office (except 2010, the recovery tool there is flat-out awesome)

Thanks, the gif or the video?
(Gif is from Tabletop, a show on the geek and sundry channel on Youtube, Video is from forever ago)

Yeah, the only trouble with Open Office is that sometimes the spaces between words go, like here in my BTB, it pasted;

Asheris amazing. His character is awesome. And also so is Dr Death's, andCM Rock Austin's. I love the gimmicks there, and I think they aregoing to be successful in EWA


#Thisis the time, of Captain Jack Sparrow
PiratesSo Brave, on the Seven Seas#


GreatSong

But my netbook has an option to "paste as plain text" which enables it to automatically adapt the text to the font and size setting normally used on that website, and that fixes the problem

[Destruction]

good, OO has a much better recovery than most office (except 2010, the recovery tool there is flat-out awesome)

Thanks, the gif or the video?
(Gif is from Tabletop, a show on the geek and sundry channel on Youtube, Video is from forever ago)

And the gif, I haven't checked out the video yet

[Asherdelampyr]

Yeah, the only trouble with Open Office is that sometimes the spaces between words go, like here in my BTB, it pasted;

Asheris amazing. His character is awesome. And also so is Dr Death's, andCM Rock Austin's. I love the gimmicks there, and I think they aregoing to be successful in EWA


#Thisis the time, of Captain Jack Sparrow
PiratesSo Brave, on the Seven Seas#


GreatSong

But my netbook has an option to "paste as plain text" which enables it to automatically adapt the text to the font and size setting normally used on that website, and that fixes the problem

yeah, that can be a problem, really thought they would have worked that out by now, since the last like, 3 builds have had spacing issues.

[Destruction]

yeah, that can be a problem, really thought they would have worked that out by now, since the last like, 3 builds have had spacing issues.

I use Version 3.3

I know Broc used it for the Hall of Fame show, because it had the spacing issues (and he told me :))

[Asherdelampyr]

I use Version 3.3

I know Broc used it for the Hall of Fame show, because it had the spacing issues (and he told me :))

lol
somehow I figured Broc for an OO guy, don't ask why

the video in my sig is one of my favorite songs, but only that version
also I think the actual video is hilarious, which probably says a lot for my sense of humor (deranged)

[Destruction]

lol
somehow I figured Broc for an OO guy, don't ask why

the video in my sig is one of my favorite songs, but only that version
also I think the actual video is hilarious, which probably says a lot for my sense of humor (deranged)

My headphones broke so I can't listen to it today :mad:

[Asherdelampyr]

My headphones broke so I can't listen to it today :mad:

that sucks
I know, I'll hum it

hmm hm hmmmm hm hmmmm hmm hm hmmm hmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hm hm
hmmmh mmh mh hm hmh hm hm hmmmh
(is it working?)

[Destruction]

that sucks
I know, I'll hum it

hmm hm hmmmm hm hmmmm hmm hm hmmm hmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hm hm
hmmmh mmh mh hm hmh hm hm hmmmh
(is it working?)

If this is working, then Giddy can go a day without talking about Boxxy

[Asherdelampyr]

If this is working, then Giddy can go a day without talking about Boxxy

You'll have to excuse me, haven't slept in like 48 hours or so, so I am a tad slaphappy

[VanHooliganX]

Fury promos done!

[AirBourne]

*Wells is seen sitting in his dressing room*

Wells: Mike doesn't believe me that I didn't attack him...Blaine has my title...some asshole attacked me...not how I envisioned my return back...but I still have the fans of EWA. They believe me, they know I would never hurt Mike. Blaine will lose the title when I beat him in a real match. And this asshole who attacked me and cost me the title...will regret ever crossing me. And when that is all said and done, I will have the title, my friend back, the asshole will be in the hospital, and I'll still have the fans. It'll all work out soon.

[Asherdelampyr]

Fury promos done!
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110801210102/mynamesteddythebear/images/1/13/Kirby_Dance.gif

[B-MCINTYRE]

Yeah, I'll get to that after I wrote all my Carnage. About 2/3 through, and I got most of tonight and tomorrow to finish this off

Oh, and I forgot, I still haven't got B-Macs (Not really a spoiler as he already stated he's on the show)
Liar......

[wrestlingfan66513]

I'm back from my short vacation!!!

Mayhem: EWA rejoice because the face, heart and soul of Carnage is here again. I have been out promoting the next PPV telling everyone it's going to be special because it will be the beginning of the Mayhem era.

[VanHooliganX]

I'm back from my short vacation!!!

Mayhem: EWA rejoice because the face, heart and soul of Carnage is here again. I have been out promoting the next PPV telling everyone it's going to be special because it will be the beginning of the Mayhem era.

Welcome back pal :)

We missed ya :'( lol

[CM Rock-Austin]

Good idea. So good I'm doing that from now on.

My apologies :(

Also Asher, CMRA and Dr Death. I think the next PPV is a while away. So I may as well try to keep you intrigued with us by offering you guys on POC if you're interested.

An interview show that helps characters stand out and gives your characters a bit more of a bio.
Hmmm sure could be fun to do, let's give it a try.

[wrestlingfan66513]

*Looks at the roster thread and sees the new guys

Got some big users coming here soon, can't wait to see them

Mayhem: At last, management finally found some serious guys for me to beat instead of the usual freaks.

[eyehatecena]

*Wells is seen sitting in his dressing room*

Wells: Mike doesn't believe me that I didn't attack him...Blaine has my title...some asshole attacked me...not how I envisioned my return back...but I still have the fans of EWA. They believe me, they know I would never hurt Mike. Blaine will lose the title when I beat him in a real match. And this asshole who attacked me and cost me the title...will regret ever crossing me. And when that is all said and done, I will have the title, my friend back, the asshole will be in the hospital, and I'll still have the fans. It'll all work out soon.

Muir: You will have the title? Ha think again


OOC: Yaaaa. got all my matches written and can get started on the Ben/EHC project

[VanHooliganX]

Okay. I'm basically writing this as I go along. Another improv episode. I dig doing them since I work well in improv but I'm not very fast :(

[Destruction]

Liar......

I still haven't got it. Check your sent messages, to see if it actually sent

[Dr. Death]

Good idea. So good I'm doing that from now on.

My apologies :(

Also Asher, CMRA and Dr Death. I think the next PPV is a while away. So I may as well try to keep you intrigued with us by offering you guys on POC if you're interested.

An interview show that helps characters stand out and gives your characters a bit more of a bio.

Sounds good, just shoot me a pm message about what you need and I'll get it to you.

[VanHooliganX]

Sounds good, just shoot me a pm message about what you need and I'll get it to you.

Awesome sauce :)


Next part done. This would be going up quicker but I'm getting distracted today lol

Still...It's going up!

[Asherdelampyr]

Mayhem: At last, management finally found some serious guys for me to beat instead of the usual freaks.

Victor: Well Boyo, ye can certainly try me, however I suggest ye bring a friend, so after ye get sick of being hurt I have someone ta have a real match with

[eyehatecena]

to answer your question in HQ Roba, yes i can do a poster for Hostile Takeover. I will do it later when i get home

[Robareid]

to answer your question in HQ Roba, yes i can do a poster for Hostile Takeover. I will do it later when i get home

Awesome-Sauce

[Robareid]

Van, once you've finished posting PoC and all your fillers don't fell you need to fill up all the spaces as I've got a filler I'd like to post

[VanHooliganX]

Van, once you've finished posting PoC and all your fillers don't fell you need to fill up all the spaces as I've got a filler I'd like to post

I'm going to post the active list and PM you and Destruction something if that's okay :)

[Robareid]

I'm going to post the active list and PM you and Destruction something if that's okay :)

Go for it broskero

[Destruction]

I'm going to post the active list and PM you and Destruction something if that's okay :)

I look forward to this PM

Also I felt like such a douche;

I was awaiting the Olympic Torch coming through, and the bus with the other bearers came through, along with the Sponsers buses. However, the torch did not come, apparently someone saw the torch on the bus, as they were trying to make up time.

Then, disappointed, I started heading back inside, until I heard a loud cheer. I went back out, and the torch was coming in 5 minutes! So I saw the torch, a passover, and the nice 85 year old man even let me touch it. Stupid them making me sad :mad:

And Carnage WILL be tomorrow

[wrestlingfan66513]

Victor: Well Boyo, ye can certainly try me, however I suggest ye bring a friend, so after ye get sick of being hurt I have someone ta have a real match with

Mayhem: You haven't been here long enough, but I am one of the fastest rising stars here. I debuted and won in a big 6 man tag match at the main event of Carnage, I won Carnage's first PPV match and pulled off the most shocking moment that night, I was NUMBER 1 and I am in line to become the first Carnage World Champion. I will become the face of that brand because I am the one of the best here.

[VanHooliganX]

I look forward to this PM

Also I felt like such a douche;

I was awaiting the Olympic Torch coming through, and the bus with the other bearers came through, along with the Sponsers buses. However, the torch did not come, apparently someone saw the torch on the bus, as they were trying to make up time.

Then, disappointed, I started heading back inside, until I heard a loud cheer. I went back out, and the torch was coming in 5 minutes! So I saw the torch, a passover, and the nice 85 year old man even let me touch it. Stupid them making me sad :mad:

And Carnage WILL be tomorrow


Sent! :D

I'll do the promo tonight after the CL final. THBK gave me permission :)



Okay guys! ACTIVE 15 IS NEXT!

[Asherdelampyr]

Mayhem: You haven't been here long enough, but I am one of the fastest rising stars here. I debuted and won in a big 6 man tag match at the main event of Carnage, I won Carnage's first PPV match and pulled off the most shocking moment that night, I was NUMBER 1 and I am in line to become the first Carnage World Champion. I will become the face of that brand because I am the one of the best here.

Victor: Well, it's good to know that ye will have something to comfort yerself with after we meet, however as I am sure ye are aware, I don't plan on losing, no matter how decorated my opponent may be.

[Destruction]

Sent! :D

I'll do the promo tonight after the CL final. THBK gave me permission :)



Okay guys! ACTIVE 15 IS NEXT!

No worries about the promo, and also unless Super_Dave or pau sends me a promo by 20 hours of this post, I'll write it for them

Active 15, I believe I have been unable to retain my crown today. I expect the top 2 to be Victor and Mike Hawk (in any order), with Muir and Wells in 3rd and 4th respectively. Then possibly I will be 5th with either Turne or Gaileo

Luke Turne: A last boost, and at Clash at the Colosseum, The trolls and The Panzers will suffer

Gaileo: Don't forget Ryku O'Ryan

[Robareid]

I don't think I'll even get on the active list this week, I've been too busy

[VanHooliganX]

I don't think I'll even get on the active list this week, I've been too busy

Luckily for you It's been ages since I've done POC and 10 days since any of us released out. Congrats.


Active 15 is up!

Congrats Victor for getting there on your debut :)

Feel free to post Rob

[Asherdelampyr]

Luckily for you It's been ages since I've done POC and 10 days since any of us released out. Congrats.


Active 15 is up!

Congrats Victor for getting there on your debut :)

Feel free to post Rob

Victor: Thankee, it was certainly unexpected, but what kin I say?

[Robareid]

Great PoC Van. Past Memories are really intriguing.

I've just written the first promos for two of my new characters, not sure if I've quite got the tone right for either of them

[eyehatecena]

Great PoC Van. Past Memories are really intriguing.

I've just written the first promos for two of my new characters, not sure if I've quite got the tone right for either of them

Well I did read that one for ???????? and thought it was great.

Also Vegas got me his promos- which are great btw

[Robareid]

Well I did read that one for ???????? and thought it was great.

Also Vegas got me his promos- which are great btw

That's good, I wasn't sure how it came off, but if it went well I'm chuffed :)

Vegas also sent me the ones I needed for Fury too

[eyehatecena]

That's good, I wasn't sure how it came off, but if it went well I'm chuffed :)

Vegas also sent me the ones I needed for Fury too

I liked the one for ??? ???????? too- it was short and to the point in a funny way

[VanHooliganX]

Damn you Destruction! lol

I was hoping Rob would post the IC news as a filler. :S

[Robareid]

Damn you Destruction! lol

I was hoping Rob would post the IC news as a filler. :S

There's one left so Ill do it when I get on the computer in the morning

[Robareid]

I liked the one for ??? ???????? too- it was short and to the point in a funny way

Which one? The one from ?????? ????????? or El Enigmo?

[eyehatecena]

Which one? The one from ?????? ????????? or El Enigmo?

El Enigmo- reminded me of Yodi when he spoke English

[VanHooliganX]

Hello EWA. I'm going to announce something pretty sexual.

We're going to be having the EWA Intercontinental championship as a new title.

This new title is going to be defended as a dark match title and never be defended on any of the shows. It will be based off IC'ing in the discussion thread.

The champion of this title will defend the championship after every Fury, Pain!, Carnage, POC and PPV. The #1 contender will be determined by the person who IC's the most WHILST IC'ing good quality stuff (As judged by Destruction). So quantity and quality gets you that deserved #1 contender spot!

How is it defended?

The champion and #1 contender will make a pre-match promo. The person with the better promo, as judge by Destruction will win the match.

So how do we choose the first winner?

Well now until the next POC interview is the gap for getting into the Active 15. The top 8 qualify automatically for this tournament. The for the 3rd interview 4 days later. The top 8 non-qualified players will join the other 8 to wrap up the top 16.


So good luck, get active and happy IC'ing!


Announcement is up. Thought I'd do it and bump up POC :)

So...Who'se going to be the 1st EWA IC Champ?

[pauadrian]

*Alex Kidd enters the Heskey lockerroom*

http://www.andmagazine.com/content/uploads/1224117634209_f.jpg

Heskey: Bitch please

http://pressingcasa.blogspot.es/img/wweus.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Classic_ic_white_belt.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

*Alex Kidd enters the Heskey lockerroom*

http://www.andmagazine.com/content/uploads/1224117634209_f.jpg

Heskey: Bitch please

http://pressingcasa.blogspot.es/img/wweus.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Classic_ic_white_belt.jpg


Van: *flashes his 2 world titles* Weird how we have the most titles in all of EFedding currently.

[pauadrian]

*Heskey is walking down the hallway and sees Barbie walking with Mike Muir*

*Heskey then grabs a glass of milk*

Heskey: HEY BITCH

*Heskey purs milk all over Babrie*

Heskey: Just like last night

[Giddy]

Hot: JJJ deserves the title more than Ryan "Former #1 Contender" Wells

[eyehatecena]

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/hardcoretake.jpg

Vanny and Billy- the poster for your house show- Hardcore Takeover

[CM Rock-Austin]

Devon: That title will be mine and then from there, I aim for the world title!

[Broc]

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/hardcoretake.jpg

Vanny and Billy- the poster for your house show- Hardcore Takeover

You out did yourself there. That might be your best one.

[eyehatecena]

You out did yourself there. That might be your best one.

Thank ya Broc- And the guy up front- not a wrestler. He is GG Allin, or at least was. A sick punk singer.


Also check EWA HQs as Roba responded to your post- also I did a poster for something else if you want to see it too. Its in a thread that does not look like a wrestling topic, lol. I just can not post it here- yet

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: butt plug!

[Broc]

You fuckers better appreciate this. God this tiring.

[eyehatecena]

You fuckers better appreciate this. God this tiring.

We do appreciate it, looks nice and clean...but I can't post anything now as it says only adminstrators can post in those threads

[Broc]

We do appreciate it, looks nice and clean...but I can't post anything now as it says only adminstrators can post in those threads

Where are you trying to post?

[eyehatecena]

Where are you trying to post?

See PM as it deals with something that has been annouced

[B-MCINTYRE]

See PM as it deals with something that has been annouced
Sounds kinky...

[eyehatecena]

Sounds kinky...

it is.......

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: I am still in the top 5 even though I have been out promoting the next PPV across the globe. No matter because once I win the Carnage title, I will reclaim my spot as the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA.

Also, any takers for the next Superstar of the Week on Blog Wars.

[eyehatecena]

Mayhem: I am still in the top 5 even though I have been out promoting the next PPV across the globe. No matter because once I win the Carnage title, I will reclaim my spot as the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA.

Also, any takers for the next Superstar of the Week on Blog Wars.

How does that work anyways?

Hanz: Number one....hmmmmm. Feels good


Barbie: Go to hell- I'm number one

[wrestlingfan66513]

How does that work anyways?

Hanz: Number one....hmmmmm. Feels good


Barbie: Go to hell- I'm number one

Check out Blog Wars 20 in my sig, and at the bottom you will see Rob's example.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: ... If any of you wankers think your getting my IC title, well I'm telling you mates, ya dreaming.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Dingo: ... If any of you wankers think your getting my IC title, well I'm telling you mates, ya dreaming.

Mayhem: I will take that title as soon as I beat you in the tournament and win the Carnage title. None of the guys are really interesting so you may make it to the finals since I won't see you until then. Then once I beat you, Australia can go back to whining about how they don't have any real champions.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Dingo: ... If any of you wankers think your getting my IC title, well I'm telling you mates, ya dreaming.
Devon: Phaha coming from a man name Dingo, I say you're dreaming my man lol.

[Destruction]

You fuckers better appreciate this. God this tiring.

Thank You Bro(c)ski

[Destruction]

Mayhem: I am still in the top 5 even though I have been out promoting the next PPV across the globe. No matter because once I win the Carnage title, I will reclaim my spot as the NUMBER 1 superstar in the EWA.

Also, any takers for the next Superstar of the Week on Blog Wars.

I'll be up for it

[Robareid]

Is anybody online with some free time and wants to lend me a bit of their time for the show. I just need somebody to find me a match video that fits a certain match

[VanHooliganX]

Van: The IC title is coming to me people. I'm the title master around here.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Van: The IC title is coming to me people. I'm the title master around here.
Dingo: mate. No. Just no...

Will I Am: shut the fuck up dingo. Stay the fuck away from Van. He is better than you!

[VanHooliganX]

Dingo: mate. No. Just no...

Will I Am: shut the fuck up dingo. Stay the fuck away from Van. He is better than you!

Van: See. The man of class Will He Is knows what he's talking about.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Van: See. The man of class Will He Is knows what he's talking about.
Will I Am: we'll it doesn't take a genius to see the greatness that exudes from you Van. But in case anyone was wondering I am indeed a genius! :)

[Robareid]

Rage: I'm right on the edge of the qualifying spots for the IC title at the moment. I'll keep up a bit of chat to hold that position, I wouldn't mind a nice shiny new belt around my waist, I feel naked without my Universal title *glares at Kidd*

[Destruction]

Luke: Regain number 1 spot... regain number 1 spot

Gaileo: Do Luke's wife... do Luke Wife's

Luke: What?

Gaileo: Beat the Turnes... beat the Turnes

Ben: Work on Carnage... Work on Carnage

[B-MCINTYRE]

Rage: I'm right on the edge of the qualifying spots for the IC title at the moment. I'll keep up a bit of chat to hold that position, I wouldn't mind a nice shiny new belt around my waist, I feel naked without my Universal title *glares at Kidd*
Dingo: I can believe you lost to the midget...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke: Regain number 1 spot... regain number 1 spot

Gaileo: Do Luke's wife... do Luke Wife's

Luke: What?

Gaileo: Beat the Turnes... beat the Turnes

Ben: Work on Carnage... Work on Carnage
Dingo: muir's lady parts... Cenas lady parts!

[Destruction]

Dingo: I can believe you lost to the midget...

Luke Turne: I can't believe how you could bang your wife, she's out of your league

[Robareid]

Dingo: I can believe you lost to the midget...

Rage: Neither can I *shakes head* Sure there may have been some interference from Hot, but still, I've let myself down losing to that stunted mongoose

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke Turne: I can't believe how you could bang your wife, she's out of your league
Dingo: leave my lovely Heidi out of this! I'll beat you up!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Rage: Neither can I *shakes head* Sure there may have been some interference from Hot, but still, I've let myself down losing to that stunted mongoose
Dingo: but... You're meant to throw the shrimp on the barbie! My lose to them... No matter who interferes...

[Robareid]

Dingo: but... You're meant to throw the shrimp on the barbie! My lose to them... No matter who interferes...

You've lost me... What does "My lose to them" mean

[Destruction]

Dingo: leave my lovely Heidi out of this! I'll beat you up!

Luke Turne: Your wife's a prostitute

Vulgar: Oh, he didn't just go that way
Wait... what am I doing? I ain't in EWA

[Destruction]

You've lost me... What does "My lose to them" mean

Luke Turne: I believe he means your supposed to say

"my loss to them...No matter who interferes I will get my vengence

[B-MCINTYRE]

You've lost me... What does "My lose to them" mean
It means my phone is an asshole...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke Turne: Your wife's a prostitute

Vulgar: Oh, he didn't just go that way
Wait... what am I doing? I ain't in EWA
Dingo: I do believe you pronounced victorias secret angel wrong. Douchebag!!!

[VanHooliganX]

Rage: Neither can I *shakes head* Sure there may have been some interference from Hot, but still, I've let myself down losing to that stunted mongoose

Van: Implying you were ever going to beat him.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Luke Turne: I believe he means your supposed to say

"my loss to them...No matter who interferes I will get my vengence
Dingo: I believe that you're gonna get your fucking head kicked in mate!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Van: Implying you were ever going to beat him.
Will I Am: hahaha this guy thinks he had a chance against kidd... Hahaha good joke!

[Robareid]

Van: Implying you were ever going to beat him.

Rage: I'm not implying it, I'm promising it

[B-MCINTYRE]

Rage: I'm not implying it, I'm promising it
Will I am: hahahahahahaha good one...

Dingo: rage mate, you would have kicked the midgets ass!

[Destruction]

FUCK

Now it's International Distract Destruct Day

Carnage will be up by 5 UK Time (He says hopefully)

[B-MCINTYRE]

FUCK

Now it's International Distract Destruct Day

Carnage will be up by 5 UK Time (He says hopefully)
Oh so you found my promo!!! :)

[Destruction]

Oh so you found my promo!!! :)

Sorry, next time I will check my inbox...

[chunkkynutzzz]

9:25 am
Broadway Ave.

Killa: Lookin Forward to Eythin, Harcore Takeova I'm Thear, Intercontinental New Title I'm Takin
Knock Knock U Here Datt , Death is at Ya Doors!

[VanHooliganX]

FUCK

Now it's International Distract Destruct Day

Carnage will be up by 5 UK Time (He says hopefully)

Best get on with mine then :S

[B-MCINTYRE]

Sorry, next time I will check my inbox...
Indeed lol... That was funny.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Best get on with mine then :S
Hahaha I just wrote some golden promo work...

[Robareid]

Best get on with mine then :S

He's really flattered you in his

[B-MCINTYRE]

He's really flattered you in his
... Who did?

[eyehatecena]

Hanz: Rage, the only thing you have coming your way is an asskicking.

[Destruction]

Indeed lol... That was funny.

It was, I give you that.

Left I have is one match, and the promo's people haven't done. Which is minimum 3, 4 if Pau doesn't get me his, 5 if Van doesn't also (but I highly doubt that)

[eyehatecena]

Sasha: Hanz, did you just say you wanted me to lick Rage's ass? That gross for even me.

[Destruction]

Sasha: Hanz, did you just say you wanted me to lick Rage's ass? That gross for even me.

Luke: Gimme a push and I'll do it

[B-MCINTYRE]

Sasha: Hanz, did you just say you wanted me to lick Rage's ass? That gross for even me.
Hahahahahahaha... You will work out why I'm laughing....

[Robareid]

... Who did?

You when commenting on the length of one of Van's... limbs

[VanHooliganX]

He's really flattered you in his

Eep. I'm so scared ;D


Promo done. Sorry it took so long, I had things to do.

[B-MCINTYRE]

You when commenting on the length of one of Van's... limbs
Haha... Van will enjoy that segment...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Eep. I'm so scared ;D


Promo done. Sorry it took so long, I had things to do.
You should be scared... You read HWA

[VanHooliganX]

You should be scared... You read HWA

Yup :cool:

Seems it's time we fucked you all up ;D

[B-MCINTYRE]

Yup :cool:

Seems it's time we fucked you all up ;D
I do believe you may have attacked Ali Kazam... Hmmm well he will get revenge!

[VanHooliganX]

I do believe you may have attacked Ali Kazam... Hmmm well he will get revenge!

Van: You're lucky I didn't put him in intensive care.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Van: You're lucky I didn't put him in intensive care.
Ali Kazam: you're lucky that I didn't pass out from the smell you and the goof squad gave off when you interrupted our match...


Oh, btw...

*ali Kazam waves his hands and with that thekevinbrand disappeared from the top ten posters!*

[B-MCINTYRE]

A fuck yeah let's play Zoomy Zoomy! Top ten poster... I need a life... And some sleeping pills...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hurray! :D

All is well.

Van: Really...Like really?! The best you can come up with "You're smelly?"...That's it! I demand a match against this idiot on the next Fury!
Ali Kazam: perfect... I needed a challenge! I want to entertain EWA's great fans, but I can't do that against the jobbers. I want a real match and at least against you, that's what I get!

[VanHooliganX]

Ali Kazam: perfect... I needed a challenge! I want to entertain EWA's great fans, but I can't do that against the jobbers. I want a real match and at least against you, that's what I get!

Van: I enjoy giving people a Reality check

[VanHooliganX]

Btw...11,000th post :)

[Robareid]

Hmmm... Well I'm going to do something completely spontaneous and book it. Honestly, nothing was planned here...

Oh, and I forgot to check, did you two get my message about The Darkness?