EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[VanHooliganX]

Will I am will Make him a champion... He was looking for someone to be a mouthpiece for! :) so basically he can be a silent mother fucker and have will I am/ twan do his talking!

Is that an offer! :D

I'll keep Cass until my current feud is over but then he's all yours if you want him :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Is that an offer! :D

I'll keep Cass until my current feud is over but then he's all yours if you want him :)
That's up to creative!

[VanHooliganX]

POC will probably be up in a weeks time :)

Hopefully Fury comes out in that meantime and maybe Pain! and Carnage too.

[Y2Jryder]

I have arrived..

[VanHooliganX]

I have arrived..

Oh you have, have you?

[wrestlingfan66513]

Oh you have, have you?

he Arrived.Commented.Leave apparently

[Asherdelampyr]

Rob has just told me the next 2 people I should interview (Which makes a change from me randomly choosing)

But I'll be doing them in 1 episode together. Meaning you can be on the next episode after this final of the 3rd parter and this other 1 :)
sounds great!

[Robareid]

Is that an offer! :D

I'll keep Cass until my current feud is over but then he's all yours if you want him :)

Oh shit, you're serious...

He's kind of lined up for a big storyline, what with him being screwed by Hawk... Any chance you could keep him on for *checks plans* five PPVs (including CatC) or at very least 3?

[Asherdelampyr]

Oh shit, you're serious...

He's kind of lined up for a big storyline, what with him being screwed by Hawk... Any chance you could keep him on for *checks plans* five PPVs (including CatC) or at very least 3?

I've got time, if needed I could write for him

[Robareid]

In regards to shows, we're not far from both Carnage and Fury.

Carnage is being rushed ahead becuase of Ben going abroad, so don't be suprised if Carnage gets two shows ahead of Fury for a little bit.

Speaking of Fury, I'm pretty much done for all my stuff, I've got a couple of bits and bobs left but for all intensive purposes I'm all but done. Shining has said he'll get all his stuff done by/on (can't remember which). This means the show will probably be posted on Wednesday, but it maqy have to be delayed a bit due to the chain segment that Shining is a part of, but we'll try our best to rush that around.

I also think that we're not miles off both Hardcore Takeover, the Ben/EHC Project and the next PoC, although you'll have to ask Van or B-Mac, Ben or EHC and Van about those respectively. The next PAIN! shouldn't be miles off either

[Destruction]

Carnage is becoming more and more unlikely to be posted before I go, but you never know (I leave in 29 hours or so)

My project with EHC will be after I come back, and after Pain!

[eyehatecena]

Carnage is becoming more and more unlikely to be posted before I go, but you never know (I leave in 29 hours or so)

My project with EHC will be after I come back, and after Pain!

I finished my parts for our EHC/Ben Project(I will probally edit them a little bit though) And I added those changes that Roba wanted on the official EWA Roster list. Also, lol @ what Ben had wrote to go under the Pain logo, I didn't catch that when I copied and pasted it the day before yesterday

As far as the next PAIN!, just need an offical card and I'll get started on it.
That said, let me get two promos out the way for other feds

[Robareid]

Which version is the Van Hammer, the front or the back? I can't be bothered to check

[Vandarius]

Ahh another of day of work down, how is everyone doing today?

[chunkkynutzzz]

Ahh another of day of work down, how is everyone doing today?

At least u got out, shiet I gotta go in!
I'm Chunkky by Da way :)

IC as KiLLa: .......and I Wud KiLL U

[Vandarius]

At least u got out, shiet I gotta go in!
I'm Chunkky by Da way :)

IC as KiLLa: .......and I Wud KiLL U

Nice to meet ya Chunkky! Have fun ;P

Darius: Come at me

[VanHooliganX]

Oh shit, you're serious...

He's kind of lined up for a big storyline, what with him being screwed by Hawk... Any chance you could keep him on for *checks plans* five PPVs (including CatC) or at very least 3?

I'll keep him I guess.

If I dig the storyline then I'll take the extra 2 PPVs then. Seems fair then :)

[Robareid]

I'll keep him I guess.

If I dig the storyline then I'll take the extra 2 PPVs then. Seems fair then :)

Cool beans, after that he can fade to Will I Am enterprises goon.

Oh, and the Van Hammer is the gutwrench one rather than the back suplex one right?

[VanHooliganX]

Cool beans, after that he can fade to Will I Am enterprises goon.

Oh, and the Van Hammer is the gutwrench one rather than the back suplex one right?

Actually. Just been talking to Asher over Xbox. He'll be taking over Jacob soon-ish I think. :)

Aye basically.

[Vandarius]

I got bored and smashed a watermelon with different weapons today ...

[Shaz11]

I got bored and smashed a watermelon with different weapons today ...

Shaz: Woah! You're hard.

[Vandarius]

Shaz: Woah! You're hard.

That wasn't IC xD I'll work off of that though ;P

Darius: Harder than you'll ever be, boy.

[Shaz11]

That wasn't IC xD I'll work off of that though ;P

Darius: Harder than you'll ever be, boy.

OOC: Sorry bro! Lol.

Shaz: Trying the 'big man' act? Bitch.

[Vandarius]

OOC: Sorry bro! Lol.

Shaz: Trying the 'big man' act? Bitch.

Darius: I'll show you what a big man act is in the ring, kid. I hope you like the taste of rubbing, because you're getting a mouth full of foot

[Destruction]

Safe to say Carnage will be posted when I get back next week, so pau, Van, THBK, and everyone else I sent requests to, you have until next Tuesday

[Destruction]

That wasn't IC xD I'll work off of that though ;P

Darius: Harder than you'll ever be, boy.

Gaileo: You're only hard after watching Ric Flair bleed

Luke Turne: Don't forget the Hulkster!

OOC: Requests for the IC title first round match-ups will be done when I'm back

[Vandarius]

Gaileo: You're only hard after watching Ric Flair bleed

Luke Turne: Don't forget the Hulkster!

OOC: Requests for the IC title first round match-ups will be done when I'm back

Darius: Oh ho ho, you're so funny. How about I make you bleed instead you fucks.

[Destruction]

Darius: Oh ho ho, you're so funny. How about I make you bleed instead you fucks.

Gaileo: You bleed on a 28 day cycle

Luke Turne: You're a prick G

[Vandarius]

Gaileo: You bleed on a 28 day cycle

Luke Turne: You're a prick G

Darius: Well that was bland, get some new material mate and then maybe I'll consider being offended. I may just bust your skull open and coat the walls with whatever brains you may have.

[Destruction]

Darius: Well that was bland, get some new material mate and then maybe I'll consider being offended. I may just bust your skull open and coat the walls with whatever brains you may have.

G: Go back to buming Turne

LT: Say what?

OOC: Later Vand

[Shaz11]

Darius: I'll show you what a big man act is in the ring, kid. I hope you like the taste of rubbing, because you're getting a mouth full of foot

Shaz: No! Just no! What you're talking about is a pornstar act. And if you are one then.. Get out of my sight!

*sighs*

[Vandarius]

Shaz: No! Just no! What you're talking about is a pornstar act. And if you are one then.. Get out of my sight!

*sighs*

OOC: *Rubber ... not rubbing o.O

Darius: Bitch please, a pornstar act? I make Ron Jeremy look like a 5 year old!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: ...Damn , I Juz Went 2 Da Coke Boyz BBQ..They Gott Sum Grub 2 die For!...and there Bud is Hella Potent..word!

[Vandarius]

IC as Killa: ...Damn , I Juz Went 2 Da Coke Boyz BBQ..They Gott Sum Grub 2 die For!...and there Bud is Hella Potent..word!

Darius: Do you compete sober? I mean really.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Darius: Do you compete sober? I mean really.

IC as Killa: Sometimes, Not Always Tho..I Gott This Blunt for ya tho , ..wanna Hit?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Darius: Do you compete sober? I mean really.
Dingo: who the hell competes sober...

[CM Rock-Austin]

IC as Killa: Sometimes, Not Always Tho..I Gott This Blunt for ya tho , ..wanna Hit?
Devon: I'll take a hit, it's been a tiring day *takes the blunt and puffs twice and then gives it back*

[Vandarius]

Darius: Oh my lord ... you three are pathetic! Who competes sober? I do! That is why when I get into the ring, the ratings will go through the roof because I'll be able to put on a real show, unlike you three stooges! The fans will come to see me kick all of your asses!

[CM Rock-Austin]

Darius: Oh my lord ... you three are pathetic! Who competes sober? I do! That is why when I get into the ring, the ratings will go through the roof because I'll be able to put on a real show, unlike you three stooges! The fans will come to see me kick all of your asses!
Devon: It's just a little weed calm down, I only smoke when I don't have to compete "Mr. Straightedge" but when it's time to wrestle, I whoop ass and make you look greener than Garett bischoff!

[Vandarius]

Devon: It's just a little weed calm down, I only smoke when I don't have to compete "Mr. Straightedge" but when it's time to wrestle, I whoop ass and make you look greener than Garett bischoff!

Darius: The only green one will be you. I'll beat your ass down so damn bad you'll puke your brains out.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Darius: The only green one will be you. I'll beat your ass down so damn bad you'll puke your brains out.

Devon: oooooooo I'm scared, I'm shaking in my shoes haha. Go and try to intimidate someone else.

[Vandarius]

Devon: oooooooo I'm scared, I'm shaking in my shoes haha. Go and try to intimidate someone else.

Darius: Just watch your back mate, never know when The Hell Fire may strike. *Winks*

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Dingo walks into Mr McGivens office*

Dingo: hey mate, these new guys sure like to talk a big game, can I beat up that Darius guy yet? Or do I need to wait until after he beats a jobber or two? Anyway, that's not important mate, I really came to have a drink with my favourite boss! Here mate.

*Dingo hands the boss man a beer and cracks one open for himself.*

Dingo: Cheers.

*Dingo and Mr McGiven skull down their brewskis!*

Dingo: Who says sinking in the job is a bad thing!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: **wasted & Faded**

[Giddy]

(Santino = Cody McDerrell; Jerry = Darius)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxPnMe2GLk

[Shaz11]

Darius: Just watch your back mate, never know when The Hell Fire may strike. *Winks*


Shaz: Woah! So you're a Pokemon now?

[Shaz11]

OOC: *Rubber ... not rubbing o.O

Darius: Bitch please, a pornstar act? I make Ron Jeremy look like a 5 year old!

Shaz: So you're saying that you are a pornstar? Dickhead!

[CM Rock-Austin]

Shaz: Woah! So you're a Pokemon now?

Devon: Phaha, I was going to say something but I told myself naw, I will let him walk away with a sense of pride.

[chunkkynutzzz]

10:09 am
Marcy Ave. NYC

Killa: On My Way 2 Work Aka Practice Aka Commit a Murrr-Dahhh!

[VanHooliganX]

10:09 am
Marcy Ave. NYC

Killa: On My Way 2 Work Aka Practice Aka Commit a Murrr-Dahhh!

Van: You're quite the crazy kitten Killa.

[Vandarius]

Darius: You all disgust me ...

[Robareid]

Darius: You all disgust me ...

Rob: Nah, diddums

[Vandarius]

Rob: Nah, diddums

Darius: *Best Stone Cold impersonation ever heard* What?

[HolyJose2391]

Darius: You all disgust me ...
IC as HolyJose: I'm sorry I'm too busy being the best damn wrestler here to give a fuck but who the fuck are you?

[chunkkynutzzz]

Darius: You all disgust me ...

Killa: It Shouldn't Disgust you, Cuz how I see it ..you compete to hurt others enough that you gain a win and recognition for it.. so why not take it a step further and just killem..so there is no competition..period.

[Vandarius]

IC as HolyJose: I'm sorry I'm too busy being the best damn wrestler here to give a fuck but who the fuck are you?

Darius: Oh, you're the best? I thought Van was? And I thought Kill was, and Rob! Seems like you're all confused, because the best damn thing here ... is me!

[Vandarius]

Killa: It Shouldn't Disgust you, Cuz how I see it ..you compete to hurt others enough that you gain a win and recognition for it.. so why not take it a step further and just killem..so there is no competition..period.

Darius: And I thought I was the sick fuck here ...

[Asherdelampyr]

Killa: It Shouldn't Disgust you, Cuz how I see it ..you compete to hurt others enough that you gain a win and recognition for it.. so why not take it a step further and just killem..so there is no competition..period.

Victor: I may not understand a whole lotta what ye say, but this right here has a certain twisted logic ta it.
O'course the argument could be made that ye cause more problems when killin people than just competin like an adult and letting people be. And some of us may not hate each guy we gotta fight, so it makes it a bit awkward.

[HolyJose2391]

Darius: Oh, you're the best? I thought Van was? And I thought Kill was, and Rob! Seems like you're all confused, because the best damn thing here ... is me!
IC as HolyJose: And who the fuck are you? No disrespect to Van he's a friend but when I win a match calling myself the Champion of Champions yeah I have right to brag. Killa who? He hasn't made an impression and Rob Rage?! The guy who lost to my little brother Michael! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm better than them and you're just an after thought a footnote at best

[magglis]

Angelo:The best European team is coming to EWA.Prepare to watch greatness

Stone: Contro l'America....

[chunkkynutzzz]

Victor: I may not understand a whole lotta what ye say, but this right here has a certain twisted logic ta it.
O'course the argument could be made that ye cause more problems when killin people than just competin like an adult and letting people be. And some of us may not hate each guy we gotta fight, so it makes it a bit awkward.

IC as Killa: ..I Smell Pussy ..is dat you Vic?...yea it is..why give a fuck..you think you think somebody is gon let u Be. Neva datt..never wud somebody let ur stupid ass be..cuz he don't hate you and ya gotta fight..u hearin urself . I should stop makin awkward and juz stab yo ass up, so u can see who wud help u off dat EwA Floor

Open your eyes Bo, or somebody gon take yo spot asap

[Vandarius]

IC as HolyJose: And who the fuck are you? No disrespect to Van he's a friend but when I win a match calling myself the Champion of Champions yeah I have right to brag. Killa who? He hasn't made an impression and Rob Rage?! The guy who lost to my little brother Michael! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm better than them and you're just an after thought a footnote at best

Darius: You make just as much sense as Killa does, my friend, and this is what amuses me ... You all think you can just beat me with the snap of your fingers. Well, you're in for a rude awakening ... I'll just add you to my list of people that need to be taken out ... Oh, and Killa ... just shut the hell up, you make no sense.

[HolyJose2391]

Darius: You make just as much sense as Killa does, my friend, and this is what amuses me ... You all think you can just beat me with the snap of your fingers. Well, you're in for a rude awakening ... I'll just add you to my list of people that need to be taken out ... Oh, and Killa ... just shut the hell up, you make no sense.
IC as HolyJose: Oh no no no 1)I am not your friend 2) I don't think I know and it always comes down to Experience and well when you've had my illustrious career that just keeps going and growing you don't stand a single fucking chance. The young shit of today needs to learn respect

[Vandarius]

IC as HolyJose: Oh no no no 1)I am not your friend 2) I don't think I know and it always comes down to Experience and well when you've had my illustrious career that just keeps going and growing you don't stand a single fucking chance. The young shit of today needs to learn respect

Darius: Respect is not given, respect is earned, and if we have a match, maybe then you can give me a reason to respect you, because right now, you are just another smack talker to me.

[HolyJose2391]

Darius: Respect is not given, respect is earned, and if we have a match, maybe then you can give me a reason to respect you, because right now, you are just another smack talker to me.
IC as HolyJose: oh look the whole respect is earned shit. This is the wrestling business you respect those that come before you you insignificant shit. My career to date is far greater than hat ever you'll achieve

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: Fuck You Darius, straight upp ..da only sense I need to make is knockin urs out..namean

[Asherdelampyr]

Ye three ladies gonna sit around and have a tea party, or is talkin shit back an forth all ye know? I say we let y'all have a 3 way dance, that'll shut ya up

[chunkkynutzzz]

killa: nd yo holyjose don't b surprised if ye feel a Bullet in yo belly!..straight hollow tips juz 4 sayin Killa!

[HolyJose2391]

killa: nd yo holyjose don't b surprised if ye feel a Bullet in yo belly!..straight hollow tips juz 4 sayin Killa!
IC as HolyJose: the fuck?

[Shaz11]

Darius: You all disgust me ...

Shaz: That's just really rich coming from you.

[Vandarius]

Darius: *Points at Killa* Who do you respect then, Jose, this fuck? You mean to tell me just because you've been around longer than me, I should respect you? So you're telling me to respect this numbskulled fuck Killa? He will never gain my respect, and if you keep up your shit, you won't gain it either. One day in the ring, you just might ... might. Takes a lot though ... and Victor, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, but lets make it five since you and Shaz can't shut your damn mouths.

[Vandarius]

IC as HolyJose: the fuck?

Darius: My point exactly with the whole respect thing. Hes saying he wants to shoot you, I mean what the fuck, really?

[Asherdelampyr]

Darius: *Points at Killa* Who do you respect then, Jose, this fuck? You mean to tell me just because you've been around longer than me, I should respect you? So you're telling me to respect this numbskulled fuck Killa? He will never gain my respect, and if you keep up your shit, you won't gain it either. One day in the ring, you just might ... might. Takes a lot though ... and Victor, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, but lets make it five since you and Shaz can't shut your damn mouths.

Victor: If I didn't have too much ta do besides teachin ye what tha milkman should have when he was still nailin yer ma, but perhaps I could take some time out of me schedule ta whip yer ass

[Vandarius]

If I didn't have too much ta do besides teachin ye what tha milkman should have when he was still nailin yer ma, but perhaps I could take some time out of me schedule ta whip yer ass

Darius: I wish I could understand you god damn fools ... do any of you speak English, or at least proper English? Blimey, I'm from the capitol city of the greatest country in the world, Australia, and even those damned Americans can understand me better than you twits.

[chunkkynutzzz]

If I didn't have too much ta do besides teachin ye what tha milkman should have when he was still nailin yer ma, but perhaps I could take some time out of me schedule ta whip yer ass


Ok, your taking it too Far. I'm Reporting You

[Asherdelampyr]

Ok, your taking it too Far. I'm Reporting You

seriously?
for what?

[Vandarius]

Ok, your taking it too Far. I'm Reporting You

What'd he do exactly? o_O I laughed my ass off, and it was towards me ... sort of. xD

[Asherdelampyr]

What'd he do exactly? o_O I laughed my ass off, and it was towards me ... sort of. xD

I thought it was funny
not terribly original, but it made me laugh when I posted it

[chunkkynutzzz]

I'm just kiddin, he didn't put IC infront of his comment lmao..

IC as Killa:

@holyjose- Didn't I Tell ya Don't Act Surprised, nd I quoty "killa who? He hasn't made an impression"... *grinds teeth * I should get atchu right now!

@Darius- if I can snuff u 2 huned times in 1 eye right now ,I wud!
Respect a killa in yo presence.

[Vandarius]

I'm just kiddin, he didn't put IC infront of his comment lmao..

IC as Killa:

@holyjose- Didn't I Tell ya Don't Act Surprised, nd I quoty "killa who? He hasn't made an impression"... *grinds teeth * I should get atchu right now!

@Darius- if I can snuff u 2 huned times in 1 eye right now ,I wud!
Respect a killa in yo presence.

ooc: wooooowwww xD I feel like a dumb ass now ;P

Darius: Do you just want me to kick your head off now, or make you pass the fuck out first?

[Asherdelampyr]

I'm just kiddin, he didn't put IC infront of his comment lmao..

IC as Killa:

@holyjose- Didn't I Tell ya Don't Act Surprised, nd I quoty "killa who? He hasn't made an impression"... *grinds teeth * I should get atchu right now!

@Darius- if I can snuff u 2 huned times in 1 eye right now ,I wud!
Respect a killa in yo presence.

yeah, the vicodan is really trashing me today
love my dentist

[chunkkynutzzz]

yeah, the vicodan is really trashing me today
love my dentist


Ash is Hiigh lmao, imagine Victor doin his promos on vicodin

And then you say I love my dentist mad sh-lo-ow! Lol

[chunkkynutzzz]

ooc: wooooowwww xD I feel like a dumb ass now ;P

Darius: Do you just want me to kick your head off now, or make you pass the fuck out first?

Lol

Killa : make me pass out and continuesly keep kickin my head, I invite shit like dat..dats wat I wud expect and respect u for..not just for you to pin me..undastand datt bo

[eyehatecena]

muir: correct me if i am wrong Holyjose, but didn't you lose to a rookie on your first night here?

[Vandarius]

Lol

Killa : make me pass out and continuesly keep kickin my head, I invite shit like dat..dats wat I wud expect and respect u for..not just for you to pin me..undastand datt bo

Darius: *Leans against the wall* Why is it that the guy with the same logic as me is the complete opposite? I mean shit, no fun in that.

[Destruction]

Gaileo: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

Turnes: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY - FROM A POOR FAMILY!

Gaileo: Galileo

Turnes: Galileo

Gaileo: Galileo

Turnes: Galileo

Bellamy: You missed most of Bohemian Rhapsody

Turnes: SHUT UP CUNT

I'm off guys, reminder to get your Carnage promo's in by the time I get back, and VM or PM me if you need anything when I'm back, if someone V/PM's me the tournament brackets for the IC title, that will be very helpful, and those requests will be sent off, when I get back.

And remember, if I don't see you in a week I'll see you through a window

Ta Ta

[Asherdelampyr]

Ash is Hiigh lmao, imagine Victor doin his promos on vicodin

And then you say I love my dentist mad sh-lo-ow! Lol

actually, there may or may not be a substance involved in the making of BlackBlooded (HWA) and Victor's work

[Vandarius]

muir: correct me if i am wrong Holyjose, but didn't you lose to a rookie on your first night here?

Darius: *Slowly claps* Atta' boy, someone with information I like to hear!

[chunkkynutzzz]

actually, there may or may not be a substance involved in the making of BlackBlooded (HWA) and Victor's work

Just remember if you want some good,great and the Best ish, holla at The Coke Boyz (EwncW's Brutality)

[eyehatecena]

have fun in paris Ben. If you have a chance, go to les catacombs, itss cool. Just do not pick up skulls or any other bones or do.

[Dr. Death]

muir: correct me if i am wrong Holyjose, but didn't you lose to a rookie on your first night here?

IC Eddie Divine: What do you expect from a jobber the likes of Holyjose? lmao, then again eventually you'll all job to me.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Devon: *sits back, eats some popcorn and keeps watching*

[Vandarius]

IC Eddie Divine: What do you expect from a jobber the likes of Holyjose? lmao, then again eventually you'll all job to me.

Darius: I was going to clap for another Jab to Jose, but I doubt anyone will job to you

[wrestlingfan66513]

Darius: I was going to clap for another Jab to Jose, but I doubt anyone will job to you

Mayhem: Except you since anyone can beat you. The future Carnage Champion doesn't really need to associate with any of you, but you all need to improve so your shows get ratings so take notes from me.

[Giddy]

Devon: *sits back, eats some popcorn and keeps watching*
*Hot smacks the popcorn out of Devon's hands*

Hot: Whoops. El Oh El.

OOC: I'm gonna be a dick about this until...

I don't want to be anymore :D

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Hot smacks the popcorn out of Devon's hands*

Hot: Whoops. El Oh El.

OOC: I'm gonna be a dick about this until...

I don't want to be anymore :D
*ali Kazam laughs and magically makes johnny hots clothing into a giant dick costume before making fresh popcorn appear*

Ali Kazam: here you go Devon have some more popcorn, don't worry about this cock!

[eyehatecena]

IC Eddie Divine: What do you expect from a jobber the likes of Holyjose? lmao, then again eventually you'll all job to me.

Mike Muir: Job to you? HA! I'm one of the only two undefeated wrestlers here in EWA

[Giddy]

*ali Kazam laughs and magically makes johnny hots clothing into a giant dick costume before making fresh popcorn appear*

Ali Kazam: here you go Devon have some more popcorn, don't worry about this cock!
*Too bad Ali doesn't realize it was Sweet Jones's clothes he turned into a dick costume*

Jones: AH WHAT DUH HAYELL!?!

Cody: Hahahahaha, yer uh Harry Richard!

[Giddy]

Mike Muir: Job to you? HA! I'm one of the only two undefeated wrestlers here in EWA
Hot: Yeah! The only person he jobs to is Barbie!

*Cough*John Cena*Cough*

Cody McDerrell: Don' talk ta mah friend like that!

Johnny Hot: He doesn't even know who you are.

Cody McDerrell: *sniffles* But... But... He's mah friend! We... We're gon' go to uh movie tonight!

[B-MCINTYRE]

I wonder if EHC read the start of redemption yet...

[eyehatecena]

Hot: Yeah! The only person he jobs to is Barbie!

*Cough*John Cena*Cough*

Cody McDerrell: Don' talk ta mah friend like that!

Johnny Hot: He doesn't even know who you are.

Cody McDerrell: *sniffles* But... But... He's mah friend! We... We're gon' go to uh movie tonight!

Muir: And I gladly job to Barbie, every single night. Oh and Cody that Bertha chick was looking for you.

[eyehatecena]

I wonder if EHC read the start of redemption yet...

not yet, I read it now

[Giddy]

Muir: And I gladly job to Barbie, every single night. Oh and Cody that Bertha chick was looking for you.
Hot: I know... You're into that "dominatrix" shit or whatever... Not what I'm into, but whatever you want bud.

Cody: REALLY!?!

*Cody runs away like a goof, and trips over a wire*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Muir: And I gladly job to Barbie, every single night. Oh and Cody that Bertha chick was looking for you.
I said. I wonder if EHC read the start of redemption!

[B-MCINTYRE]

not yet, I read it now
Ignore my above comment :)

[eyehatecena]

Ignore my above comment :)

lol.....I read it- Babie porno eh?

[B-MCINTYRE]

lol.....I read it- Babie porno eh?
Nope just her titantron entrance. Same thing really! :)

[eyehatecena]

Nope just her titantron entrance. Same thing really! :)

lol..............

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa:

Even wen I'm dreamin ,I'm killin
Straight in da fridge goes the body 2 freeze, Call it chillin
No friends, and enemies eliminated
Still is, Me standin being da Realest

Why leave competition ,Rip niggins
Like its a movie admission, I admit it
If found guilty with da hands bloody red
And if I get da chance ,I wud leave da whole courtroom dead!

Killa,killa,killa!!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

lol..............
That was a serious segment :p

[CM Rock-Austin]

*Hot smacks the popcorn out of Devon's hands*

Hot: Whoops. El Oh El.

OOC: I'm gonna be a dick about this until...

I don't want to be anymore :D
OOC: haha okay, I had a feeling it was going to happen
Devon: What the fuck! I should kick your ass for that but ali kazam had my back!

[B-MCINTYRE]

OOC: haha okay, I had a feeling it was going to happen
Devon: What the fuck! I should kick your ass for that but ali kazam had my back!
Ali: I got ya bro!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC:

Killa says I been lurkin da streetz ,I b the streets.. I Am Da streetz .. shoutouts to Beezlee, Louder, sim seama, Don Dada, core, psycho miko, lil keykey, Big Murda, tyco, Vicious Boy, Jeff T, Arn Anderson, & my nig Dave Fish ..big ups 2 Da Coke Boyz & Team Killer Elite

[Dr. Death]

Mike Muir: Job to you? HA! I'm one of the only two undefeated wrestlers here in EWA

IC Eddie Divine: All things come to an end, including your undefeated streak, especially if your facing me.

[VanHooliganX]

Wow I miss a lot of IC'ing. *thumbs up*

Best rookies to date :cool:

GKM: [Witty reference whilst ending in a super hero pun.]

Cien: [Negative response to said pun with a hint of sarcasm]

DJ:[...I already break the forth wall here so I may as well break English too. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Van:...

[Dr. Death]

Darius: I was going to clap for another Jab to Jose, but I doubt anyone will job to you

IC Eddie Divine: Isn't that what your here for?

[VanHooliganX]

IC Eddie Divine: All things come to an end, including your undefeated streak, especially if your facing me.

Van: He has a point Muir. You suck more then half the female roster actually suck.

[eyehatecena]

IC Eddie Divine: All things come to an end, including your undefeated streak, especially if your facing me.

Mike Muir: I welcome the challenge if it ever presents itself.

[eyehatecena]

Van: He has a point Muir. You suck more then half the female roster actually suck.
Muir: Van, look at my record, then look at yours. Hell you barely win in HWA either

[eyehatecena]

Van: He has a point Muir. You suck more then half the female roster actually suck.

Barbie: Now now Vanny Poo, that was not nice

[Vandarius]

Darius: Ahh, so much hated. I love it. You all are so easy to piss off.

[Asherdelampyr]

Darius: Ahh, so much hated. I love it. You all are so easy to piss off.
Victor: Darius, quit ramblin like the king of No-one-gives-a-damn castle

[Vandarius]

Victor: Darius, quit ramblin like the king of No-one-gives-a-damn castle

Darius: You only prove my point, more.

[Asherdelampyr]

Darius: You only prove my point, more.

Victor: That ye are more annoyin than a bagpiper on helium? Ye didn't need me help to show that boyo

[HolyJose2391]

muir: correct me if i am wrong Holyjose, but didn't you lose to a rookie on your first night here?
IC as HolyJose: Motherfucker got lucky I had already wrestled two matches

[HolyJose2391]

Muir: Van, look at my record, then look at yours. Hell you barely win in HWA either
IC: Muir last I recall Van and I have kicked your ass more times than your hillbilly mother can count.

[Robareid]

Hmmm... Not sure what's happened to Shining, I hope he's okay. He said he'd have all his stuff done by Tuesday and I haven't heard from him since

On a brighter note, I've finished all my exams! :)

[Asherdelampyr]

Hmmm... Not sure what's happened to Shining, I hope he's okay. He said he'd have all his stuff done by Tuesday and I haven't heard from him since

On a brighter note, I've finished all my exams! :)

Shining is gone, Pau is gone
someone is killing off e-fed members
I bet it's someone... Australian, with an imaginary brother/cousin

congrats on finishing your exams, how do you think you did?

[VanHooliganX]

Muir: Van, look at my record, then look at yours. Hell you barely win in HWA either


Barbie: Now now Vanny Poo, that was not nice

Van: *Van appears to be twitching, seems like he hit a nerve* Oh I'm sorry. Am I supposed to be fucking scared of your timebomb waiting to happen record? Tick Tock, tick tock boo-boo. If you even beat Ryan Wells I'll be fucking gobsmacked!

*Barbie is trying to push him back since she wouldn't like them to fight* Oh by the way. I've won 2 world championships already and I've ended peoples careers in EWA and HWA. You're fighting brutal moves and destructive hits to a few 3 count pins. Fight me in a street fight and I'll add you to the list of people I've owned*

Cien: That guy has temple problems.

GKM: Truly an evil do'er!

Van: Fuck you burntfaceman.


Hmmm... Not sure what's happened to Shining, I hope he's okay. He said he'd have all his stuff done by Tuesday and I haven't heard from him since

On a brighter note, I've finished all my exams! :)

Probably still busy. But yaaaaay well done :) EVERYONE GRAB A WHIP AND MAKE HIM WRITE FURY!

[Robareid]

Probably still busy. But yaaaaay well done :) EVERYONE GRAB A WHIP AND MAKE HIM WRITE FURY!

Hey, I've done my bit. And by that I mean I've told Shining to write Fury ;) Once I've got his bits in, we still have a chain segment that is waiting on him, then we'll finish that and I'll post it


Shining is gone, Pau is gone
someone is killing off e-fed members
I bet it's someone... Australian, with an imaginary brother/cousin

congrats on finishing your exams, how do you think you did?

Luckily I'm only doing three exams this year, a LOT of controlled assesments, but only three exams, and they're the three sciences.

I think they've gone fairly well, I'd be really disappointed with anything less than an A on each of them and am probably expecting three A*, but I'll have to wait until August to find out.

[VanHooliganX]

I had so much writing to do today @_@

Absolutely destroyed it all.

Just WFs blog war (A VOTE FOR HOOLIGANISM IS A VOTE FOR
violence, vandalism, poverty, ruined lives and overall chaos
COOLNESS AND FREE HUGS! :D


I totally have this in the bag with this speech. :cool:)

list to do and my final part of Hardcore Takeover which I'll either do tonight or tomorrow.

[chunkkynutzzz]

On another note

Ic as killa: I Have finished all my exams, and disecting was my favorite part... HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWWW!!!

MY confessions as a Killlaaaaa! Owww.

[Robareid]

On another note

Ic as killa: I Have finished all my exams, and disecting was my favorite part... HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWWW!!!

MY confessions as a Killlaaaaa! Owww.

Tobias: As you should all know by now, I am the savior Tobias Alexander, prophet of the message, leader of the enlightened, but I fear even I would have trouble saving a lost cause like you

[Giddy]

OOC: haha okay, I had a feeling it was going to happen
Devon: What the fuck! I should kick your ass for that but ali kazam had my back!
Hot: What? Him turning Jones's clothes into a dick costume?

Cody: Hey Devon! That wasn't nice! Ah'm gon' kick yer ass fer doin' that to mah friend!

*Cody runs at Devon, but Devon moves out of the way and Cody goes head first into the brick wall*

[Giddy]

Van: *Van appears to be twitching, seems like he hit a nerve* Oh I'm sorry. Am I supposed to be fucking scared of your timebomb waiting to happen record? Tick Tock, tick tock boo-boo. If you even beat Ryan Wells I'll be fucking gobsmacked!

*Barbie is trying to push him back since she wouldn't like them to fight* Oh by the way. I've won 2 world championships already and I've ended peoples careers in EWA and HWA. You're fighting brutal moves and destructive hits to a few 3 count pins. Fight me in a street fight and I'll add you to the list of people I've owned*

Cien: That guy has temple problems.

GKM: Truly an evil do'er!

Van: Fuck you burntfaceman.
Cody: Yeah, beat his ass Van! His lass beat up mah girlfriend and broke mah best friend's heart!

Jones: ... Can I be part of the Active 15?

[VanHooliganX]

Cody: Yeah, beat his ass Van! His lass beat up mah girlfriend and broke mah best friend's heart!

Jones: ... Can I be part of the Active 15?

DJ: Well I don't see why no--

OOC: NO NEVER! *Slams the door in his face* He's not welcome on my list!

DJ: Hmm...Well at least me and Barbie have a shot too

OOC: You're managers/interviewers. You can't qualify either.

DJ: Then why the hell are you IC'ing with me!

OOC: You're the only EFedding character with 4th wall breaking abilities.

*Meanwhile Cien and GKM are watching DJ talk to himself*

Cien: Why did you say we should join this fed... Weirdos everywhe--*GKM is beating up bad guys like a good superhero*...FFS...

[Dr. Death]

Mike Muir: I welcome the challenge if it ever presents itself.

Divine: It'll be a challenge for you to just show up. It'll be my pleasure to defeat you 1-2-3 when the time comes.

[Shining Light]

Alright guys, time for a story

My sincere apologies for the delay of Fury, my week has been one complete fuck - up right from the start. As Van will know, I am planning on leaving College at the end of July as I have been offered a place at the Manchester School of Theatre. I thought it would be a simple process of accepting the place, grabbing my briefcase and heading off there to work alongside fellow thespians such as myself. However, as the case always seems to be with me, things aren't that simple and my briefcase remains unpacked.

You see... Apparently the pathetic excuse of a Government that my country has have decided to up the cost of student fees and the Manchester School of Theatre has been affected by said rises in student fees. So now I have 3 choices:

1 - Fake my own death, claim the insurance money and apply for the school in 15 years time under the new name of "Blinding Light" using the money I recieved from my life insurance policy

2 - Try to find another Drama School

3 - Kill David Cameron.

(Just kidding of course, it's Nick Clegg I'm after)

I've been trying to dig up some old dirt on the Government and I've wrote several letters to the Queen threatning to reveal her on/off fling with CJ in exchange for money but I'm still awaiting a reply that doesn't include the words "If you attempt to establish any form of communication towards me again, I will be pursuing legal action". In reality, I've been trying to apply for certain funds that I am eligible for to try and lower the costs for the place at the School.

All of my Fury parts WILL be done by tomorrow, otherwise I give Rob permission to write a segment where I am raped by CJ.

And that as they say... is that! :)

[VanHooliganX]

Alright guys, time for a story

My sincere apologies for the delay of Fury, my week has been one complete fuck - up right from the start. As Van will know, I am planning on leaving College at the end of July as I have been offered a place at the Manchester School of Theatre. I thought it would be a simple process of accepting the place, grabbing my briefcase and heading off there to work alongside fellow thespians such as myself. However, as the case always seems to be with me, things aren't that simple and my briefcase remains unpacked.

You see... Apparently the pathetic excuse of a Government that my country has have decided to up the cost of student fees and the Manchester School of Theatre has been affected by said rises in student fees. So now I have 3 choices:

1 - Fake my own death, claim the insurance money and apply for the school in 15 years time under the new name of "Blinding Light" using the money I recieved from my life insurance policy

2 - Try to find another Drama School

3 - Kill David Cameron.

(Just kidding of course, it's Nick Clegg I'm after)

I've been trying to dig up some old dirt on the Government and I've wrote several letters to the Queen threatning to reveal her on/off fling with CJ in exchange for money but I'm still awaiting a reply that doesn't include the words "If you attempt to establish any form of communication towards me again, I will be pursuing legal action". In reality, I've been trying to apply for certain funds that I am eligible for to try and lower the costs for the place at the School.

All of my Fury parts WILL be done by tomorrow, otherwise I give Rob permission to write a segment where I am raped by CJ.

And that as they say... is that! :)


Nick Clegg is a dick but sorry to hear that pal.

Glad to hear Fury is nearly ready though.

THBK may be a bit late replying to mine with Pau going in Limbo and he has WWE to focus on but we have time.

[Vandarius]

Alright guys, time for a story

My sincere apologies for the delay of Fury, my week has been one complete fuck - up right from the start. As Van will know, I am planning on leaving College at the end of July as I have been offered a place at the Manchester School of Theatre. I thought it would be a simple process of accepting the place, grabbing my briefcase and heading off there to work alongside fellow thespians such as myself. However, as the case always seems to be with me, things aren't that simple and my briefcase remains unpacked.

You see... Apparently the pathetic excuse of a Government that my country has have decided to up the cost of student fees and the Manchester School of Theatre has been affected by said rises in student fees. So now I have 3 choices:

1 - Fake my own death, claim the insurance money and apply for the school in 15 years time under the new name of "Blinding Light" using the money I recieved from my life insurance policy

2 - Try to find another Drama School

3 - Kill David Cameron.

(Just kidding of course, it's Nick Clegg I'm after)

I've been trying to dig up some old dirt on the Government and I've wrote several letters to the Queen threatning to reveal her on/off fling with CJ in exchange for money but I'm still awaiting a reply that doesn't include the words "If you attempt to establish any form of communication towards me again, I will be pursuing legal action". In reality, I've been trying to apply for certain funds that I am eligible for to try and lower the costs for the place at the School.

All of my Fury parts WILL be done by tomorrow, otherwise I give Rob permission to write a segment where I am raped by CJ.

And that as they say... is that! :)

Man you sure as hell have a full plate, real life first of course! I hope all goes well for you in the end

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

I really wanna use this for someones theme. XD

[Asherdelampyr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

I really wanna use this for someones theme. XD

I felt that way about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
So I made a jobber :p

[VanHooliganX]

I felt that way about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
So I made a jobber :p

Beast song!

[Vandarius]

I just did a super ultimate extreme facepalm because of you two >.>

[Asherdelampyr]

Beast song!
I know, right?

"Is it the woman he holds in his arms? Just cause she has big titties?
Is it the way, he fights everyday? No it's probably the titties!"

[VanHooliganX]

I just did a super ultimate extreme facepalm because of you two >.>

You're welcome :cool:


I know, right?

"Is it the woman he holds in his arms? Just cause she has big titties?
Is it the way, he fights everyday? No it's probably the titties!"

Seen the movie? Funny stuff lol

[Vandarius]

AND AGAIN ... making me facepalm. You two are truly something

[Asherdelampyr]

You're welcome :cool:



Seen the movie? Funny stuff lol

Multiple times, Spending as much of my youth as I did in Salt Lake City, Utah (The Mormon Vatican City) made it even funnier

[chunkkynutzzz]

Tobias: As you should all know by now, I am the savior Tobias Alexander, prophet of the message, leader of the enlightened, but I fear even I would have trouble saving a lost cause like you

IC as Killa: I Ain't tryin hear all datt ish ,fuck outta here wit dat shit maing, Toe-toe listen up ya dig I ain't wit all dat savin shit..Savin. me and savin others..dats hella playd out..and I look aroun 4 deez people "saved" nd in my case..dats who exactlee I'm murkin out.

...I don't want any savin ,just a push so I can get 2 da top, a chance for killa is all dats needed..for dats all I need iz 1 shot..if not that's all ima give is 1 shot ,1 kill dats da deal.

Save ur savin talk for your written downz,so yo wifey cud read it out loud at ur funeral...owww.

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Killa: I Ain't tryin hear all datt ish ,fuck outta here wit dat shit maing, Toe-toe listen up ya dig I ain't wit all dat savin shit..Savin. me and savin others..dats hella playd out..and I look aroun 4 deez people "saved" nd in my case..dats who exactlee I'm murkin out.

...I don't want any savin ,just a push so I can get 2 da top, a chance for killa is all dats needed..for dats all I need iz 1 shot..if not that's all ima give is 1 shot ,1 kill dats da deal.

Save ur savin talk for your written downz,so yo wifey cud read it out loud at ur funeral...owww.

Mayhem: Hooked on Phonics does wonders you know? But anyway if you want a push forget it, it's my time now, tomorrow and forever until I retire. So that leads you on the side to rot for the rest of your career in the midcard.

[VanHooliganX]

Mayhem: Hooked on Phonics does wonders you know? But anyway if you want a push forget it, it's my time now, tomorrow and forever until I retire. So that leads you on the side to rot for the rest of your career in the midcard.

Cass: Looking into a future mirror or something? :P

[wrestlingfan66513]

Cass: Looking into a future mirror or something? :P

Mayhem: I can't look into the future or I will be blinded by the gold on my waste. That Carnage title is as good as mine just like the IC title.

[eyehatecena]

Divine: It'll be a challenge for you to just show up. It'll be my pleasure to defeat you 1-2-3 when the time comes.

Barbie Panzer: You must excuse him, he is a bit tied up at the moment- literally

[eyehatecena]

Alright guys, time for a story

My sincere apologies for the delay of Fury, my week has been one complete fuck - up right from the start. As Van will know, I am planning on leaving College at the end of July as I have been offered a place at the Manchester School of Theatre. I thought it would be a simple process of accepting the place, grabbing my briefcase and heading off there to work alongside fellow thespians such as myself. However, as the case always seems to be with me, things aren't that simple and my briefcase remains unpacked.

You see... Apparently the pathetic excuse of a Government that my country has have decided to up the cost of student fees and the Manchester School of Theatre has been affected by said rises in student fees. So now I have 3 choices:

1 - Fake my own death, claim the insurance money and apply for the school in 15 years time under the new name of "Blinding Light" using the money I recieved from my life insurance policy

2 - Try to find another Drama School

3 - Kill David Cameron.

(Just kidding of course, it's Nick Clegg I'm after)

I've been trying to dig up some old dirt on the Government and I've wrote several letters to the Queen threatning to reveal her on/off fling with CJ in exchange for money but I'm still awaiting a reply that doesn't include the words "If you attempt to establish any form of communication towards me again, I will be pursuing legal action". In reality, I've been trying to apply for certain funds that I am eligible for to try and lower the costs for the place at the School.

All of my Fury parts WILL be done by tomorrow, otherwise I give Rob permission to write a segment where I am raped by CJ.

And that as they say... is that! :)

I hope ll the funding stuff works out for you Shining

[Giddy]

Barbie Panzer: You must excuse him, he is a bit tied up at the moment- literally
Cody: Ah don' get it.

*Jones whispers in his ear*

Cody: Er... WHUT DUH HAYELL!?!

[eyehatecena]

Cody: Ah don' get it.

*Jones whispers in his ear*

Cody: Er... WHUT DUH HAYELL!?!

Bertha Ray: Cody? CODY! CODY?

OOC: that reminds me i have to write a HWA promo, though I really do not know how

[Giddy]

Bertha Ray: Cody? CODY! CODY?

OOC: that reminds me i have to write a HWA promo, though I really do not know how
Cody: BERTHA!!!

*Cody runs and jumps into Bertha's arms*

Jones: Bros Before Hoes Man!

Hot: You aren't a bro... And I'm not sure whether or not she's a hoe!

[Giddy]

Kryptonite is awe-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T DO IT! HAHAHAHA! I'LL WRITE THE FUCKER MYSELF, HAHAHAHA!

[Kryptonite]

kryptonite is awe-

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't do it! Hahahaha! I'll write the fucker myself, hahahaha!
just fucking write it gidds!

[B-MCINTYRE]

What did I miss?

Did triple J and Susan have an on air sex celebration of him being the greatest jobber ever?

[Kryptonite]

What did I miss?

Did triple J and Susan have an on air sex celebration of him being the greatest jobber ever?
Is Triple J still with Susan? Not a whore at all as i see

[CM Rock-Austin]

Hot: What? Him turning Jones's clothes into a dick costume?

Cody: Hey Devon! That wasn't nice! Ah'm gon' kick yer ass fer doin' that to mah friend!

*Cody runs at Devon, but Devon moves out of the way and Cody goes head first into the brick wall*
Devon: *looks at Cody* 0__O The hell!? Someone call 911!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Is Triple J still with Susan? Not a whore at all as i see
Triple J's fiancé is no whore. They are getting married. :) lol. Btw Im gonna need something from you. I will on you in a minute .

[VanHooliganX]

Triple J's fiancé is no whore. They are getting married. :) lol. Btw Im gonna need something from you. I will on you in a minute .

Here's me thinking JJJ was having an affair with that Frewin lass and the guy Frewin was having an affair with Susan lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

Here's me thinking JJJ was having an affair with that Frewin lass and the guy Frewin was having an affair with Susan lol
That's a secret. Shhhh... That was gonna be revealed at the house show...

[VanHooliganX]

That's a secret. Shhhh... That was gonna be revealed at the house show...

Well...bugger XD

[eyehatecena]

the ultimate warrior had an on air live sex celebration on the wwe fantasy fed show that was posted yesterday

[Robareid]

Still no Shining... CJ's cock is getting aroused (more than usual)

[CricketTragic]

Israel is Hardcore

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: This is why I dominate the roster, because all of you are unserious and don't know how to be a champion. When I win the Carnage title, things will be different around here.

[Asherdelampyr]

Mayhem: This is why I dominate the roster, because all of you are unserious and don't know how to be a champion. When I win the Carnage title, things will be different around here.

Ye know, if winnin tha belt was based on talking about it, you would have it by now, shame ya have to be able ta wrestle fer it

[Shining Light]

Still no Shining... CJ's cock is getting aroused (more than usual)

1 - 2 hours top boss, just got a few little nibs and nabs left to fix :)

[Robareid]

1 - 2 hours top boss, just got a few little nibs and nabs left to fix :)

:) Sauceome :)

Sad to here about your situation, hope something works out for you funds wise

[Shining Light]

:) Sauceome :)

Sad to here about your situation, hope something works out for you funds wise

I'm sure I'll be fine :)

I could always get a job there as a cleaner and try to impress them with my skills.

"You're a really good cleaner you Stephen"

"I was acting though..."

*Few moments of silence pass*

"Welcome to the Academy"

[VanHooliganX]

I'm sure I'll be fine :)

I could always get a job there as a cleaner and try to impress them with my skills.

"You're a really good cleaner you Stephen"

"I was acting though..."

*Few moments of silence pass*

"Welcome to the Academy"

Fool proof! lol

[Asherdelampyr]

I'm sure I'll be fine :)

I could always get a job there as a cleaner and try to impress them with my skills.

"You're a really good cleaner you Stephen"

"I was acting though..."

*Few moments of silence pass*

"Welcome to the Academy"

I'd buy it!

[Vandarius]

Another day of work down and I get tomorrow off thankfully! :D

[Robareid]

Another day of work down and I get tomorrow off thankfully! :D

It's hering stuff like this that makes me glad I'm still at school

[Vandarius]

It's hering stuff like this that makes me glad I'm still at school

I just finished my second semester a few weeks ago so now I have to work almost every day of the week

[Asherdelampyr]

Work totally sucks, unless it's something you actually enjoy doing.
sad part is, less than 10% of people seem to enjoy the work they get paid to do, (I know I hate my job)
my solution? funny hats every day

[CGBigMan]

Mayhem: This is why I dominate the roster, because all of you are unserious and don't know how to be a champion. When I win the Carnage title, things will be different around here.

IC: ive known how to be a champion from the start
probably why im the only ever TV Champion:)

[Robareid]

I've just realised, the Over the Limit theme song is actually really good, as is the TNA Sacrifice theme. It's rare they ever get two good ones in one month

[Vandarius]

I've just realised, the Over the Limit theme song is actually really good, as is the TNA Sacrifice theme. It's rare they ever get two good ones in one month

Hmm I'll have to look those up again ... I don't remember what they were

[Robareid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRqIQPZes4&


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v173jn-dGg0&

[eyehatecena]

i just hate the fact that there will be no more motor city machine guns. I just hope that if Alex Shelly signs with WWE that he would not be miss used, or be given a crappy gimmick or a crappy name such as Chris Hero's new name

[Vandarius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRqIQPZes4&


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v173jn-dGg0&

Damn those are good!

[Robareid]

Just posted a load of stuff for PAIN! in the batcave EHC, you may want to check it out

[eyehatecena]

Work totally sucks, unless it's something you actually enjoy doing.
sad part is, less than 10% of people seem to enjoy the work they get paid to do, (I know I hate my job)
my solution? funny hats every day
Least you have a job- I've been looking forever- only getting little graphic jobs here and there. But yeah, I did have one job I liked/hated. Liked working in a lab, liked working with all girls, loved the fact that some afternoons or nights I would have to go in for 10 to 30 minutes and got paid for 3 hrs for that little time. Hated killing shrimp, fish and other water organisms and hated working with all girls-half of them hated each other- always had to listen to their infighting.

[eyehatecena]

Just posted a load of stuff for PAIN! in the batcave EHC, you may want to check it out

Alrighty Roba, will take a lookie in a minute

[eyehatecena]

Just posted a load of stuff for PAIN! in the batcave EHC, you may want to check it out

Looked and responded- also checked out Shining's Fury stuff

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC: ive known how to be a champion from the start
probably why im the only ever TV Champion:)

Mayhem: The only reason you still have it is because I am not there. But I am sure someone will take it from you soon.

[chunkkynutzzz]

4:40 Pm in NYC

IC:
KiLL@ says What Way Wud All ya Rather Die In EwA Thru Get Shot , Stabbed or in a Match?!Juuu Heard!

[VanHooliganX]

4:40 Pm in NYC

IC:
KiLL@ says What Way Wud All ya Rather Die In EwA Thru Get Shot , Stabbed or in a Match?!Juuu Heard!

Cien: How about fire?

[CricketTragic]

Israel: I am looking around this place better known as the EWA and I have to say I am mighty imprssed although some of the wrestlers here seem to be happy to be just part of it.

Lucky for the rest of you actually trying 'The One Man Dynasty' is here to step up to the plate and take all before him.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Israel: I am looking around this place better known as the EWA and I have to say I am mighty imprssed although some of the wrestlers here seem to be happy to be just part of it.

Lucky for the rest of you actually trying 'The One Man Dynasty' is here to step up to the plate and take all before him.
Devon: Oh good more competition the better!
OOC: Welcome aboard!

[Giddy]

Devon: Oh good more competition the better!
OOC: Welcome aboard!
Hot: You want to lose MORE? LOL! :D

Cody: Yer uh real dick!

Hot: Shut up you fuckin' hick!

Cody: NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!

Hot: What?

Cody: It's frum Spongebob!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Cien: How about fire?

Mayhem: That's how everyone will go, through the flames of my Phoenix Splash, the most explosive and destructive move every invented. Also, Israel or whatever you call yourself, get out of my ring or you will spend the rest of your career like JJJ, jobbing to me and the other trash around here.

[Giddy]

Mayhem: That's how everyone will go, through the flames of my Phoenix Splash, the most explosive and destructive move every invented. Also, Israel or whatever you call yourself, get out of my ring or you will spend the rest of your career like JJJ, jobbing to me and the other trash around here.
Cody: Ah set someone on fire once too. It was fun.

[CricketTragic]

Devon: Oh good more competition the better!
OOC: Welcome aboard!

Thanks a lot glad to be here

[Vandarius]

has EWN been acting up for anyone else or is my computer just shitting the bed

[CricketTragic]

has EWN been acting up for anyone else or is my computer just shitting the bed

It is not just you.

[Vandarius]

It is not just you.

Oh okay good ... well thats not good, but it is good because my computer isn't shitting the bed

[chunkkynutzzz]

10:07 am in NYC

Killa: ....I step out da Crib-0, dey tellz me Good Mornin...I Say Watz So Good Bout Dis Mornin and Stabbem Upp..talk bout cuttin up Breakfast lol

[VanHooliganX]

That's it Steve!

You and me! The EWA parking lot! 5PM! Be there!

*waiting patiently*

[Asherdelampyr]

*waiting patiently*

*Victor walks by, a large bottle of scotch in one hand, his Mohawk messed up*

Victor: Hey therr Neighba, wanna drink?

[CricketTragic]

Israel: Too much Pizza for dinner tonight. Will have to go on a 25km run tomorrow

[VanHooliganX]

*Victor walks by, a large bottle of scotch in one hand, his Mohawk messed up*

Victor: Hey therr Neighba, wanna drink?

DJ: No drinking on wrestling propert--:O JACK DAGNELZ! *joins*

OOC: Sorry. Don't drink anymore.

Cien: Alcohol is evil! You'll never find past memories dri--Cien! WTF?!

Cien: Jack Dagnelz man...Jack Dagnelz

[VanHooliganX]

Israel: Too much Pizza for dinner tonight. Will have to go on a 25km run tomorrow

GKM: I can fly that in seconds!

Cien: No. CGI affects can make you fly that in seconds.

GKM: Shh!

[VanHooliganX]

That's it Steve!

You and me! The EWA parking lot! 5PM! Be there!

Seems he didn't show up.

[eyehatecena]

*Victor walks by, a large bottle of scotch in one hand, his Mohawk messed up*

Victor: Hey therr Neighba, wanna drink?

Karl Panzer: Did you say drink? *calls his brother Oli* Oli, bring the trucks in!

*Oli drives up in an 18 wheeler*

Oli: Ok, this is Dingo's beer- those 20 trucks driving up- 15 are just for Karl and I, the rest is filled with every type of alcohol known to man- everybody dig in

[HolyJose2391]

We want FURY!!!! I'll start killing kittens for every hour Fury isn't posted.....:mad:

[Robareid]

We're waiting on two promos, neither of them are their fault. It's sort of Shining's fault for having a life, but mainly David Cameron's fault

[eyehatecena]

We want FURY!!!! I'll start killing kittens for every hour Fury isn't posted.....:mad:

Well I know Shining posted a bunch of his stuff at the batcave yesterday- I'd have to go back and check to see if its all of his parts- I'm guessing he is waiting on a promo


And oppps I see I owe him a Panzer promo- off to work on it

[VanHooliganX]

We're waiting on two promos, neither of them are their fault. It's sort of Shining's fault for having a life, but mainly David Cameron's fault

Curses!

If it's Pau you're probably best writing his out since he's got personal problems currently and won't be able to do them for a while.


Also, this is why you don't vote Conservative! :'(

On the plus side. I'm about to do my final part on Hardcore Takeover in a few minutes. So assuming Billy has done his we can post that beforehand :P

[eyehatecena]

We're waiting on two promos, neither of them are their fault. It's sort of Shining's fault for having a life, but mainly David Cameron's fault

Yep, and I owe ya a Panzer one too. I write something up and post it in HQ and Destruction can not do his Turne promo as he is in Paris

[Robareid]

I'm going to writing for Alex Kidd in EWA for the next month or so until pau gets back

If The Panzers & Turnes gets done, I still need one from ??? (secret), one from KiLLA and one from Brandon Medeiros, and a segment or two more from Shining

[eyehatecena]

I'm going to writing for Alex Kidd in EWA for the next month or so until pau gets back

If The Panzers & Turnes gets done, I still need one from ??? (secret), one from KiLLA and one from Brandon Medeiros, and a segment or two more from Shining

I can take care of The Turnes in Ben's absence- it may be a bit short though. I'll get to it a bit latter as I'm about to be off, and will not be online until a bit later as will be going out to dinner with my GF

[B-MCINTYRE]

@van. I have a life. Im writing it ASAP. Next week it gets posted. My phone refuses to charge. I
Pissed off... Brb

[pauadrian]

Posting this in every fed I am a part of

Guys sorry for my absence I was out of state without any internet connection dealing with personal problems and I had to pack my stuff as quick as possible. I am currently at an intrnet cafe atm, so if you guys could forgive me it would be well appreciated I will be back fully on Monday and will be here for about another hour

[VanHooliganX]

@van. I have a life. Im writing it ASAP. Next week it gets posted. My phone refuses to charge. I
Pissed off... Brb

I wasn't having a go at you pal. I was just saying I was writing the middle part instead of the final part. :S

[VanHooliganX]

Block B done. Just the final to do :)

[Shining Light]

Sent the requests for the promos again. If I don't get them by Sunday, then I will be writing them myself. All of my segments are done, just waiting on them 2 promos :)

[CM Rock-Austin]

We want FURY!!!! I'll start killing kittens for every hour Fury isn't posted.....:mad:
So.....How many have you killed so far!?? :p

[VanHooliganX]

Messaged BC777 and he said to let Rob write his promo as he is too busy and doesn't want to hold up Fury.

[magglis]

Posting this in every fed I am a part of

Guys sorry for my absence I was out of state without any internet connection dealing with personal problems and I had to pack my stuff as quick as possible. I am currently at an intrnet cafe atm, so if you guys could forgive me it would be well appreciated I will be back fully on Monday and will be here for about another hour
He is alive:)

Btw i'm sorry for your loss

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: The time is coming and I will be the first Double Champion here when I win both the IC and Carnage World Title. Get ready everyone because soon you all will bask in the greatness known as the era of Mayhem. How you choose to accept it is up to you, but fighting it will only get you a step closer to retirement.

[eyehatecena]

Messaged BC777 and he said to let Rob write his promo as he is too busy and doesn't want to hold up Fury.

Thank ya for letting us know Vanny. I'll write it for him. I've done it before for him

[Robareid]

I'm going to start the posting of Fury a bit later today, up until the point where KiLLA's promo is scheduled, give him a bit of time for that

I'll also write out the plans for both Fury and PAIN!, and start putting Hardcore Takeover together

[magglis]

Angelo:Antonyo Angelo and Aaron Stone are coming to EWA...Tag team champions be warned,but all i can do know is to wish you good luck

Stone:Contro l'America...

[Robareid]

I'm going to start the posting of Fury a bit later today, up until the point where KiLLA's promo is scheduled, give him a bit of time for that

I'll also write out the plans for both Fury and PAIN!, and start putting Hardcore Takeover together

Woops, little mistake, I'm also waiting on something from Giddy right at the begining of the show, so I'll start posting when I get that

[eyehatecena]

its always giddys fault, lol

[VanHooliganX]

its always giddys fault, lol

Close. It's always Giddys fault but blame SG ;D

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: .......it was All Good Just a Week Ago.....................

[VanHooliganX]

Killa: .......it was All Good Just a Week Ago.....................

How the promo going? :)

[chunkkynutzzz]

How the promo going? :)

I sent it bak quickly , it was rather short but I rushed it..my grandfather passed away so I just did it...let me know so I can add to it today wen I'm at work or weneva

[HolyJose2391]

So I didn't kill any kittens....I couldn't do it they're so adorable but anyways ALMOST FURY TIME!!!!

[Vandarius]

Almost Fury time? Awesomesauce

[Giddy]

I got the promo yesterday, cut me some slack! Working on it after food list/shower!

[eyehatecena]

sorry to hear about your grandfather passing chunkynutzz. And just where did awesomesauce come from? Andy on Parks and Rec always said it, but did it come from somewhere else first? It a cool word, just never knew its orgins as i did not know if the UK got Parks and Rec

[HolyJose2391]

I sent it bak quickly , it was rather short but I rushed it..my grandfather passed away so I just did it...let me know so I can add to it today wen I'm at work or weneva
Hey bud sorry to hear that. My grandpa passed away exactly a month ago today so I know what you're going through my thoughts and prayers go to you and your family

[Vandarius]

Ive said Awesomesauce for years lol idk where it came from

[AirBourne]

Chunky my friend, I'm sorry about your loss man, my sympathies and thoughts go out to your family and I hope all is well soon.

[Vandarius]

Yeah, man I'm sorry about your loss. :/ Thats no good

[magglis]

Sorry for your loss bro

[wrestlingfan66513]

everyone's just having bad luck these days apparently :(. But I guess the show has to go on

Mayhem: Attention fans of Carnage, no all EWA fans, I am going to make sure a dark and awful time will never occur at the PPV. And that is the someone besides me winning the title. I have seen the future and the fans will live through one of the greatest eras in wrestling history when I win the title, a time when the title will be held by an amazing champion who everyone can look up and relate to.

Mayhem: But if by some chance I do not win it, Carnage will fall greatly behind the other shows and then the EWA will suffer as a whole later. Anyone else on the roster isn't fit to even shine the belt let alone hold it, so I will make it my goal, no my mission, to make sure none of you have to suffer through awful champion and will make sure I hold it forever so that everytime it's on screen you will see a moment for the highlight reels.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Dang, sorry to hear about your loss Chunk, prayers go out to you and your family!

Devon: Mayhem please do us all a favor and Shut.. the.. Hell.. Up! The only thing I hear coming out your mouth is bullshit, the company will be way better with you not having the title so please get off your high horse!

[Giddy]

Almost done with the promo guys. I just have been having a terrible day.

Just now I got so mad I punched my window and it shattered... And it was like a car window.

[Vandarius]

Almost done with the promo guys. I just have been having a terrible day.

Just now I got so mad I punched my window and it shattered... And it was like a car window.

Jesus man, make sure you didn't break your hand or something serious. I hope all gets better for you soon!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Thanks For The Love eyehatecena,holyjose,airbourne,Vandarious,magglis and eybody else ..I appreciate it immensely..it hurts but ,but death is something that's a guarantee..its just the timing that gets to us

IC as Killa: You Live and Then You Die. Born and Death is a Thin Line, Use Your Time Wisely Because I'm Taking It From Assholes and Grippin it tight . Too Bad I Can't give it away, But Just Hold onto The Memories of what was. So, if a Kill a Nobody Then What Were You?....Come See Killa, Nah Scratch Dat Killa is Coming For His.

[Vandarius]

Thanks For The Love eyehatecena,holyjose,airbourne,Vandarious,magglis and eybody else ..I appreciate it immensely..it hurts but ,but death is something that's a guarantee..its just the timing that gets to us

IC as Killa: You Live and Then You Die. Born and Death is a Thin Line, Use Your Time Wisely Because I'm Taking It From Assholes and Grippin it tight . Too Bad I Can't give it away, But Just Hold onto The Memories of what was. So, if a Kill a Nobody Then What Were You?....Come See Killa, Nah Scratch Dat Killa is Coming For His.

We're here for you man, always remember that much!