EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[eyehatecena]

OOC: Damn numbers lock and I missed a word on that second part. Good eye on your part lol.

Mayhem: I don't know if you have a death wish or what. But it's one thing to offend Killa, it's something else if you offend me. I am in line to reclaim the IC title in the tournament, have one of the longest streaks in the Top 15, and in the first ever Carnage World title match this coming PPV. All in just a few months.

Hanz: You may just win the Carnage World Title- but thats only because you are not facing me for it

[Amerinaine]

OOC: Damn numbers lock and I missed a word on that second part. Good eye on your part lol.

Mayhem: I don't know if you have a death wish or what. But it's one thing to offend Killa, it's something else if you offend me. I am in line to reclaim the IC title in the tournament, have one of the longest streaks in the Top 15, and in the first ever Carnage World title match this coming PPV. All in just a few months.

IC: Lawman: Unlike Killa, who has been stealing my Catchphrase, so I have no respect for him. I do Have respect for you. However, I will never back down from a challenge. I don't care how high up the food chain you are. The big question though. Why bother with Killa and I? Are you so threatened, that you have to take a verbal jab at someone who has yet to have a match, and a guy who will job to me?

OOC: LOL. I'd have to be asleep to miss something that big.

[AirBourne]

Hey guys.
I just wanted to let you all know I am taking a leave absence, my mother passed away today.
I will be back, but will be gone for a bit of time.
I'll be back though, in due time.
Thanks guys.

[Amerinaine]

Hey guys.
I just wanted to let you all know I am taking a leave absence, my mother passed away today.
I will be back, but will be gone for a bit of time.
I'll be back though, in due time.
Thanks guys.

Take all the time you need. Thoughts go with you.

[eyehatecena]

Hey guys.
I just wanted to let you all know I am taking a leave absence, my mother passed away today.
I will be back, but will be gone for a bit of time.
I'll be back though, in due time.
Thanks guys.

I am so sorry to hear that AirBourne. My thoughts are with you my friend

[chunkkynutzzz]

I'm up for anything and everything

IC as Killa: @Lawman-Laws First thangz First, I Neva stole ur catchphrase I said it once and it was mere making fun of the new guy Secondly Shut up and feel fear wen I say this

Stage 1- InFerno Match
You Chose Stage 2-I Quit Match
Stage 3 - BURIED ALIVE MATCH!!!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hanz: You may just win the Carnage World Title- but thats only because you are not facing me for it

Mayhem: Don't forget I was an IC champion at one point, and I will beat whoever I need to in order to reclaim it. Facing you in the first round will be tough I admit, but the tougher the opponents I beat, then the more prestigious the title will be when I win it.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hey guys.
I just wanted to let you all know I am taking a leave absence, my mother passed away today.
I will be back, but will be gone for a bit of time.
I'll be back though, in due time.
Thanks guys.

Take your time man. Sorry to hear about it.

[Tomsta666]

smog:

Who's that team we call the BORO?

Who's that team we all adore?

We play in red and white and were fucking DYNAMITE!!!

We'll support the BORO for evermore!!

[Amerinaine]

IC as Killa: Winner and IC Champion, This is The Future Announcement

Oh I'm Just QTFT!





IC as Killa: Wudnt u want 2 b Quotin da Truth, But in a world Full of Lies...How Can u ..School teaches u those same lies ,dat same bullshit 2 program us... Hear This Bitch nig,I do as I say and Death is Guaranteed fuckin wit me. Dat Knife,Dat Gun ,Dat Anything..DAT KILLA IS me. And In Dat EWA Ring , U don't Want wit Me.

CoMe See KiLLa....Scratch Dat ...Killa is Comin 2 C ya.

IC: Lawman: Yeah, you only did it once. Now on to the festivities. I accept the terms of the Three Stages of Hell. Have your doctor on call. You'll need all the surgeons in the world to save your ass now.

[Amerinaine]

IC: Lawman: Now to get a GM to draft a damn contract.

[Amerinaine]

OOC: These matches are the nutiest matches to have for Three Stages. Seperately these matches would probably main event anything. Together, OMG. These characters are off their fucking rocker.

[VanHooliganX]

Hey guys.
I just wanted to let you all know I am taking a leave absence, my mother passed away today.
I will be back, but will be gone for a bit of time.
I'll be back though, in due time.
Thanks guys.

Ah pal, I'm so sorry to hear that :(

I'm here for ya if you want to talk to anyone.

[Robareid]

Hey guys, I wasn't on yesterday due to cinema followed by England disappointment.

- Great promos from everyone so far for Fury, it's looking like a great show

- CatC will be soon (touch wood). There's Fury, In-Character Championship Tournament and Hardcore Takeover before it comes out. But Fury is under going and HT and ICCT are both semi done

- Lawman vs. KiLLA - Love the ICing, I'll be messaging the two of you

- In regards to doing the next house show, EHC and WF sounds great. I'll be messgaing the two of you two soon. Anybody else wants to do one, with or without somebody else, just PM me

[Destruction]

Ooh, if it's okay with Roba, I'm willingly to do the IC House Show Part 2 (Taking Place after CatC) with somebody else.

[Robareid]

How many times bro, it's your project, no need to check everything with me. I'm giving you some freedom, impress me ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Hey guys, I wasn't on yesterday due to cinema followed by England disappointment.

- Great promos from everyone so far for Fury, it's looking like a great show

- CatC will be soon (touch wood). There's Fury, In-Character Championship Tournament and Hardcore Takeover before it comes out. But Fury is under going and HT and ICCT are both semi done

- Lawman vs. KiLLA - Love the ICing, I'll be messaging the two of you

- In regards to doing the next house show, EHC and WF sounds great. I'll be messgaing the two of you two soon. Anybody else wants to do one, with or without somebody else, just PM me

Hows HT going? :S

[Robareid]

Hows HT going? :S

B-Mac's got everything, not sure where he is on it...

Also, have you redone the promo things? I haven't got any, or received a request for Rage

[Destruction]

B-Mac's got everything, not sure where he is on it...

Also, have you redone the promo things? I haven't got any, or received a request for Rage

Same for my characters

[VanHooliganX]

B-Mac's got everything, not sure where he is on it...

Also, have you redone the promo things? I haven't got any, or received a request for Rage

You're in Dingos section so that's his side.

I should give 2 more out now that Kryptonite has left.

[Amerinaine]

IC: Lawman: Now to get a GM to draft a damn contract.

IC: Lawman: HELLO!!!!

[Amerinaine]

OOC: I'm thinking of maybe creating a Valet. I'd call her a secretary of course.

[VanHooliganX]

OOC: I'm thinking of maybe creating a Valet. I'd call her a secretary of course.

Do it man :)

[Amerinaine]

Valet created.

[Giddy]

IC: Lawman: HELLO!!!!
Cody: Hello. Howya doin?

Jones: I don't think that's what he was-

Cody: AH SAID HELLO! ANSWER ME YA SUNUVUH BITCH!

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC: Lawman: HELLO!!!!

Mayhem: Their just checking to see if they have a few pennies in their pocket to pay your salary because that is all your worth. I carry a ton of sponsorship deals here and make the company a ton of money with only my presence.

[Amerinaine]

Mayhem: Their just checking to see if they have a few pennies in their pocket to pay your salary because that is all your worth. I carry a ton of sponsorship deals here and make the company a ton of money with only my presence.

Am I supposed to know you. Go back from whence you came. The Low card.

[eyehatecena]

IC: Lawman: HELLO!!!!

Hanz: Wie gehts ist ihnen?

[Amerinaine]

Hanz: Wie gehts ist ihnen?

IC: Lawman: And with that...Bring on tAmeR..I mean Killa.

[eyehatecena]

Yeah Killa- where ya at?

BTW, nice new addition Amerinaine

[VanHooliganX]

Hanz: Wie gehts ist ihnen?

Van: What have I told you about speaking French! No-one wants to hear it!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: YahoWAhhh!,,, Mr.TakeOver Yo City Quickly Kill ye The DoN is Bak in hea nd Lawman c me wen u c me ..Cuz I'm Breakin u nd yo Bitch. Shoutouts to EHc, Da Milimeter Bros. And lil bro Big Murda!

[Amerinaine]

OOC: Chunky, my valet won't be introduced yet. So talking about her doesn't make sense. You might wanta rework your shoot on me. I won't have a Valet til I start my Carnage stuff.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: The waiting is killing me and it has been quiet for far to long. Soon, I will set all of you free from you pain with the gift of Mayhem. Because only by experiencing true pain and suffering will you be set free from you lowly lives. Hanz, when I defeat you in the IC tournament, you shouldn't look at it as a loss, but as a door to the future. You will learn how to better yourself physically and mentally which will lead you to win at CatC. A win only possible because of Mayhem.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: Wow, I know I am the toughest guy to follow but, well at least your you all came to your senses about competing with me.

[chunkkynutzzz]

OOC: Chunky, my valet won't be introduced yet. So talking about her doesn't make sense. You might wanta rework your shoot on me. I won't have a Valet til I start my Carnage stuff.


IC as Killa: Who da fux u think u. Talkin 2 peanut... I do wat it do ,wen I wanna do ,and doit to get it done..ya hear me now!

Ooc: ok no more mention about your valet

IC as Killa: But You , oh You ..All I Got in Mind is Breaking LaW.

[eyehatecena]

Mayhem: The waiting is killing me and it has been quiet for far to long. Soon, I will set all of you free from you pain with the gift of Mayhem. Because only by experiencing true pain and suffering will you be set free from you lowly lives. Hanz, when I defeat you in the IC tournament, you shouldn't look at it as a loss, but as a door to the future. You will learn how to better yourself physically and mentally which will lead you to win at CatC. A win only possible because of Mayhem.

Hanz: Who says I'm losing at the Clash? As for you my friend, the only thing that you will witness in our battle for the IC belt is my greatness. Hopefully you may actually learn something from me

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hanz: Who says I'm losing at the Clash? As for you my friend, the only thing that you will witness in our battle for the IC belt is my greatness. Hopefully you may actually learn something from me

Mayhem: If all you can teach is how to suck and lose, then no thanks, because just about everyone can do that in their sleep. The only thing our IC match will be known as is my baby step to glory.

[VanHooliganX]

So when does creative reckon the next show/house show will be? :S

[Amerinaine]

I'm kinda curious about that too. I'm hoping mine and KiLLa's Three Stages is done before CatC.

[Robareid]

I'm kinda curious about that too. I'm hoping mine and KiLLa's Three Stages is done before CatC.

Absolutely no chance for that one mate. The next house show (after Hardcore Takeover and IC Championship Tournament) will be started after the Clash

[Amerinaine]

Absolutely no chance for that one mate. The next house show (after Hardcore Takeover and IC Championship Tournament) will be started after the Clash

I do know that there was a House show being bandied about written by someone else, but It might have fell through.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: I was just told by my advisers that it has been proven that Dingo did eat the baby. I demand the board remove him from the match and have him arrested immediately. Wrestling a cannibal and killer (not to be confused with Killa) will only draw negative press towards the first Carnage title match, and I do not want to be remembered for that.

[Robareid]

I do know that there was a House show being bandied about written by someone else, but It might have fell through.

Yep, that's the one I'm talking about. It'll take place after the Clash. It needs to, for storyline purposes

[Amerinaine]

Mayhem: I was just told by my advisers that it has been proven that Dingo did eat the baby. I demand the board remove him from the match and have him arrested immediately. Wrestling a cannibal and killer (not to be confused with Killa) will only draw negative press towards the first Carnage title match, and I do not want to be remembered for that.

IC: Lawman: I don't see how anyone could confuse Killer and Killa. I'm sure Dingo can actually talk like a human being. Besides, KiLLa is just a damn pussycat anyways. A term he will come to after I decimate him in our Three Stages of Hell match.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: I was just told by my advisers that it has been proven that Dingo did eat the baby. I demand the board remove him from the match and have him arrested immediately. Wrestling a cannibal and killer (not to be confused with Killa) will only draw negative press towards the first Carnage title match, and I do not want to be remembered for that.
Devon: Shouldn't it be your forensics team and not advisers dummy *laughs*.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: Lawman: I don't see how anyone could confuse Killer and Killa. I'm sure Dingo can actually talk like a human being. Besides, KiLLa is just a damn pussycat anyways. A term he will come to after I decimate him in our Three Stages of Hell match.
IC as Killa: LmFao , yo daydreamz b hilareeus ..ur sumbody datt juz doesn't c da fact . I bring violence wit eything I do, ey move I make ..I b dat cat u talkin bout, but I ain't a pussy lawman wit 4 lips..u put dat together.. so yea , I b dat cat dats gon kill u , mostly for being a RaT ..yea I heard boutchu u snitch ass niggin..I Don't respect u at all..

And come 3 stages, u gon be lucky if I leave life in ya goin towards da 2nd stage

U fuckin peanut

[wrestlingfan66513]

Devon: Shouldn't it be your forensics team and not advisers dummy *laughs*.

Mayhem: Big people like me need media advisers since I am busy all the time improving this companies name, but I don't expect anyone like you to know that. They watch out for the news for me and let me know what to avoid and what to embrace. From their research, very few people know who you are, so beating you in a match would be like beating the Dude, or in simple terms, it proves nothing.

[AirBourne]

Time to win a World Title eh?
What's up guys?

[eyehatecena]

Time to win a World Title eh?
What's up guys?

Muir: You? World Title? Ha!

OOC: How you doing my friend?

[wrestlingfan66513]

Time to win a World Title eh?
What's up guys?

Mayhem: If you are talking about me, then you right good sir. If not, what are you on and why hasn't the wellness policy gotten you suspended yet?

OOC: Doing good, slow day though

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: Big people like me need media advisers since I am busy all the time improving this companies name, but I don't expect anyone like you to know that. They watch out for the news for me and let me know what to avoid and what to embrace. From their research, very few people know who you are, so beating you in a match would be like beating the Dude, or in simple terms, it proves nothing.
Devon: blah, blah, blah are you done, shit! I almost feel asleep while you were talking *laughs*and according to my research it says here I don't give a shit what you just said. Yea like you are going to beat me in a match, I tell you want since you think it is not going to prove "nothing" if you beat me, face me in a match!

[AirBourne]

Mayhem: If you are talking about me, then you right good sir. If not, what are you on and why hasn't the wellness policy gotten you suspended yet?

OOC: Doing good, slow day though

Wells: I'm in the Pain! World Title match rookie. You're just stupid.

[CricketTragic]

Devon: blah, blah, blah are you done, shit! I almost feel asleep while you were talking *laughs*and according to my research it says here I don't give a shit what you just said. Yea like you are going to beat me in a match, I tell you want since you think it is not going to prove "nothing" if you beat me, face me in a match!

Good whatever period of time it is where you guys who read this are. How are you at this time?

[Amerinaine]

IC as Killa: LmFao , yo daydreamz b hilareeus ..ur sumbody datt juz doesn't c da fact . I bring violence wit eything I do, ey move I make ..I b dat cat u talkin bout, but I ain't a pussy lawman wit 4 lips..u put dat together.. so yea , I b dat cat dats gon kill u , mostly for being a RaT ..yea I heard boutchu u snitch ass niggin..I Don't respect u at all..

And come 3 stages, u gon be lucky if I leave life in ya goin towards da 2nd stage

U fuckin peanut

IC: Lawman: Until I hear something that sounds like a phrase, I'm just gonna prepare to give you the beating you deserve in the match. See you when you say something intelligent you ostentatious you dimwitted buffoon.

[Shaz11]

IC as Killa: LmFao , yo daydreamz b hilareeus ..ur sumbody datt juz doesn't c da fact . I bring violence wit eything I do, ey move I make ..I b dat cat u talkin bout, but I ain't a pussy lawman wit 4 lips..u put dat together.. so yea , I b dat cat dats gon kill u , mostly for being a RaT ..yea I heard boutchu u snitch ass niggin..I Don't respect u at all..

And come 3 stages, u gon be lucky if I leave life in ya goin towards da 2nd stage

U fuckin peanut


OOC: That frickin made me laugh! Chunkynutz it absolutely hilarious!

Shaz: Smoogie! You chose to mess with the wrong guy!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: Lawman: Until I hear something that sounds like a phrase, I'm just gonna prepare to give you the beating you deserve in the match. See you when you say something intelligent you ostentatious you dimwitted buffoon.

IC as Killa: a beating I welcome ima thrive off of datt easy bo, a match? Naah dats where ur wrong it ain't gon b juz a reg match its gon be sumthin out da ordinary ya hear me... u callim be ostrigetious and buffin , call me sum other animal ..cuz ima feast on u like a cannibal..fuck ur whole intelligent deal peanut, screw all datt ... I'ma give u dat permenant nap ...so assure yoself as 1 to get yapp'd

[VanHooliganX]

OOC: That frickin made me laugh! Chunkynutz it absolutely hilarious!

Shaz: Smoogie! You chose to mess with the wrong guy!

Van: I'm pretty sure Smoggie is to busy fighting for his life in Boro ;D

[wrestlingfan66513]

Wells: I'm in the Pain! World Title match rookie. You're just stupid.

Mayhem: Everyone knows that, but everyone also knows you will never win a world title so I am not sure who you are talking about. And you think I am stupid.

As for you Devon, face me when you do something here, otherwise get in line because I already have more qualified people up against me soon.

[AirBourne]

Mayhem: Everyone knows that, but everyone also knows you will never win a world title so I am not sure who you are talking about. And you think I am stupid.

As for you Devon, face me when you do something here, otherwise get in line because I already have more qualified people up against me soon.

Wells: Just you wait then rookie. When I win the world title, I'll make sure you see it up close and personal.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Wells: Just you wait then rookie. When I win the world title, I'll make sure you see it up close and personal.

Mayhem: I won't need to see it up close and personal because I will be the Carnage World Champion after CatC. But if you need something, then I will sell you a replica.

[AirBourne]

Mayhem: I won't need to see it up close and personal because I will be the Carnage World Champion after CatC. But if you need something, then I will sell you a replica.

Wells: Replica? I don't want you to lose the closest thing to gold you'll ever get rookie. You hold on to that, seeing as you'll never win a championship.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: Everyone knows that, but everyone also knows you will never win a world title so I am not sure who you are talking about. And you think I am stupid.

As for you Devon, face me when you do something here, otherwise get in line because I already have more qualified people up against me soon.
Devon: *smirks* Yea, okay and I will be watching you lose every time while I win my matches!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Wells: Replica? I don't want you to lose the closest thing to gold you'll ever get rookie. You hold on to that, seeing as you'll never win a championship.

Mayhem: I don't have one, you can buy it from EWAshop.com once I win the Carnage title. This weeks special is you get a free Mike Hawk action figure if you purchase the belt on the day of the PPV with the code "IAM#1"

Devon, don't watch my matches, because you will need to focus all of your attention on your opponent just to win a match.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: I don't have one, you can buy it from EWAshop.com once I win the Carnage title. This weeks special is you get a free Mike Hawk action figure if you purchase the belt on the day of the PPV with the code "IAM#1"

Devon, don't watch my matches, because you will need to focus all of your attention on your opponent just to win a match.
Devon: That's a good one and why shouldn't I!? I need to see what not to do in a match so I can learn from your mistakes and win.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Devon: That's a good one and why shouldn't I!? I need to see what not to do in a match so I can learn from your mistakes and win.

Mayhem: Here are things you can learn from me if you research what few matches I've had here, how to execute a perfect turn, how to trick the idiots in the back into believing anything you say, how to beat more than 1 guy, how to be #1, and how to win. But for now, focus on how to win since you seem like you can't do more than one thing at a time.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: Here are things you can learn from me if you research what few matches I've had here, how to execute a perfect turn, how to trick the idiots in the back into believing anything you say, how to beat more than 1 guy, how to be #1, and how to win. But for now, focus on how to win since you seem like you can't do more than one thing at a time.
Devon: How to execute a perfect turn!? What is this... Drivers Ed!? *laughs* And here are some things you can learn from me while I was listening to that boring conversation. 1. I know how to win and 2. All that you just said, should be shined up real nice and stick it up your ass! You see I just proved I can multitask since I was thinking and listening at the same time even though I didn't want to but, to prove you wrong I did.

[CricketTragic]

Devon: How to execute a perfect turn!? What is this... Drivers Ed!? *laughs* And here are some things you can learn from me while I was listening to that boring conversation. 1. I know how to win and 2. All that you just said, should be shined up real nice and stick it up your ass! You see I just proved I can multitask since I was thinking and listening at the same time even though I didn't want to but, to prove you wrong I did.

How the hell are we guys?

[chunkkynutzzz]

How the hell are we guys?

I don't know about all dem otha fuckas ,but I'm doin fuckin great ..how da fuck are you?

[Robareid]

How the hell are we guys?

I'm good thanks mate. Just finished off a good chunk of Fury, I've done about two thirds of my section now :)

How's you?

[Asherdelampyr]

How the hell are we guys?

just waiting to see if I get fired before my lunch arrives

[AirBourne]

just waiting to see if I get fired before my lunch arrives

o_0 How so?

[Asherdelampyr]

o_0 How so?

long story, check out CBOT

in an update, my meeting with my sup was pushed back, so I have had lunch while still being employed.

[CM Rock-Austin]

How the hell are we guys?

I'm good enjoying Friday, how about you?

[CricketTragic]

just waiting to see if I get fired before my lunch arrives

Ok I am not following

[CricketTragic]

I'm good enjoying Friday, how about you?

I am great thanks just killing time before work holds me hostage

[eyehatecena]

How the hell are we guys?

I spent a nice day with my GF pretty much just chilling out watching stupid movies- was nice


Other than that- did nothing else- too hot outside to do anything- hoovering around 100 degrees- with the Heat Index it felt like 110- so says the news.

Plus I just wrote a stupid/odd/gross Ultimate Warrior promo for the WWE Fantasy Fed

[CricketTragic]

I spent a nice day with my GF pretty much just chilling out watching stupid movies- was nice


Other than that- did nothing else- too hot outside to do anything- hoovering around 100 degrees- with the Heat Index it felt like 110- so says the news.

Plus I just wrote a stupid/odd/gross Ultimate Warrior promo for the WWE Fantasy Fed

Im sorry but I thought all his promos were like that.

Nothing like watching stupid movies with your GF. Its weird because you could care less about the movie but if it wasnt on it just would not be the same

[eyehatecena]

[/B]Im sorry but I thought all his promos were like that.

Nothing like watching stupid movies with your GF. Its weird because you could care less about the movie but if it wasnt on it just would not be the same

Ah, but I go weirder with my Warrior promos and sicker



I'd watch anything with my GF- we just didn't feel like doing anything today with it being too hot. Its too hot for the beach even

[CricketTragic]

Ah, but I go weirder with my Warrior promos and sicker



I'd watch anything with my GF- we just didn't feel like doing anything today with it being too hot. Its too hot for the beach even

yeah hate it when it gets like that

[AirBourne]

Yeah, it's supposed to be 105 degrees tomorrow I heard here in Boston, yikes....

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: Not sure if I scared everyone off, but I need people to beat in order to show the fans how good I am. Hold on a second


*Mayhem is told something from someone outside the ring.

Mayhem: I am told we have a mop backstage. I kid you not, he wants to wrestle me. Even thought he has more in ring ability than just about everyone else backstage, I will face him and his partner Devon in a handicapped match. Devon is used to teaming with him to clean up the mess in the arena so it should be fair.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: Not sure if I scared everyone off, but I need people to beat in order to show the fans how good I am. Hold on a second


*Mayhem is told something from someone outside the ring.

Mayhem: I am told we have a mop backstage. I kid you not, he wants to wrestle me. Even thought he has more in ring ability than just about everyone else backstage, I will face him and his partner Devon in a handicapped match. Devon is used to teaming with him to clean up the mess in the arena so it should be fair.

Devon: ha...ha...ha wow where you get that joke from, a back of a cereal box!? You have to be kidding me, of course you will wrestle a mop since everyone else knows that you suck and need competition*laughs and so does the crowd*. I hope you have fun wrestling a mop, it will be great comedy for everyone!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: I'm Goin 2 da Beach

[VanHooliganX]

IC as Killa: I'm Goin 2 da Beach

Van: Beaches suck...

[Insert quetion about house shows, mainly IC tournament and the normal shows.]

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Van: Beaches suck...

[Insert quetion about house shows, mainly IC tournament and the normal shows.]

Shoot the PM

[Destruction]

Van: Beaches suck...

[Insert quetion about house shows, mainly IC tournament and the normal shows.]

Hopefully within a few days

[chunkkynutzzz]

Van: Beaches suck...

[Insert quetion about house shows, mainly IC tournament and the normal shows.]


IC as Killa: Yea but think about it, THERE'S so Many People, big crowds,so many victims. I Can just quickly make a mass murder and call it a day

[wrestlingfan66513]

Devon: ha...ha...ha wow where you get that joke from, a back of a cereal box!? You have to be kidding me, of course you will wrestle a mop since everyone else knows that you suck and need competition*laughs and so does the crowd*. I hope you have fun wrestling a mop, it will be great comedy for everyone!

Mayhem: At least I am not the one teaming with it backstage to clean up. Hell within the next few weeks, the mop will probably Jannetty you for all we know.

[VanHooliganX]

Hopefully within a few days

Sexual! ;D


IC as Killa: Yea but think about it, THERE'S so Many People, big crowds,so many victims. I Can just quickly make a mass murder and call it a day

Van: Hmm, treat yourself then.

[eyehatecena]

Yeah, it's supposed to be 105 degrees tomorrow I heard here in Boston, yikes....


Yeah, its freakin hot down here- Mississippi/Louisiana area- around 100 with heat index making it hotter- but its much hotter up north- weird weather

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah, its freakin hot down here- Mississippi/Louisiana area- around 100 with heat index making it hotter- but its much hotter up north- weird weather

Everywhere in England is changing every hour.

It goes to hot (For England) and sunny as hell to rain and thunderstorms in minutes @_@

Somewhere in England is actually hail snowing like crazy too.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Yeah, its freakin hot down here- Mississippi/Louisiana area- around 100 with heat index making it hotter- but its much hotter up north- weird weather

I know how you feel, it is terrible here to. Thank god I did not take any summer college classes

[eyehatecena]

Van: Beaches suck...

[Insert quetion about house shows, mainly IC tournament and the normal shows.]

Roba is coming along pretty good on Fury and Shining still has his parts to do. As far as HT, all that is left is Billys parts

[eyehatecena]

And we haven't had rain in weeks other than a 5 minute heavy shower. The grass is dying- again

[AirBourne]

Wells: When is CatC? I want to claim my rightful championship...

[Destruction]

Wells: When is CatC? I want to claim my rightful championship...

Between one week to three. Depending on how quick we finish Fury, the house show, and the actual CatC matches

[eyehatecena]

i have found 4 matches so far i plan on usiing for the Clash. As far as HT, i can help out on that to move it along if Roba is ok with that

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: Check out my nigs slaughterhouse give love to datt single Hammer Dance..its a banga!

[Robareid]

I'm just planning out Clash at the Colesseum, and damn it should be a good show. Lots of suprises for all you EWAddicts

[AirBourne]

I'm just planning out Clash at the Colesseum, and damn it should be a good show. Lots of suprises for all you EWAddicts

Oh goodie. :)

[Destruction]

I'm just planning out Clash at the Colesseum, and damn it should be a good show. Lots of suprises for all you EWAddicts

The card looks amazing, and trusting our creative team, it should be a hell of a good 'un

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: And Afteer its all set and Done ,its Only Right For Me to Get a Push, For me to get datt limelight na mean, for me to be cakin, gettin dat mullah, datt federcheeni, dat yankee bread, dat top notch pockets on swoll, datt Get Right, Datt Cheetos Puff, Dem ridges, doritas snacks, dem green papers wit digits, datt Gates account, datt ya know what I mean mainn!

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC as Killa: And Afteer its all set and Done ,its Only Right For Me to Get a Push, For me to get datt limelight na mean, for me to be cakin, gettin dat mullah, datt federcheeni, dat yankee bread, dat top notch pockets on swoll, datt Get Right, Datt Cheetos Puff, Dem ridges, doritas snacks, dem green papers wit digits, datt Gates account, datt ya know what I mean mainn!

Mayhem: I have no idea what you said,but like everything else you say, I am sure it means nothing and it's just you rambling again.

[Amerinaine]

Mayhem: I have no idea what you said,but like everything else you say, I am sure it means nothing and it's just you rambling again.

IC: Lawman: Amen. He can't even best me in verbal sparring. He sure as hell won't win our Three Stages match. Quote the Fucking Truth!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Mayhem: I have no idea what you said,but like everything else you say, I am sure it means nothing and it's just you rambling again.
IC as Killa: U talkin bout rambling, u do datt best.. U Pussy Talk To Me bout Rumbling..I Rumble ,so If its Fightin we talkin bout ,I'm wid it.. other then that ..keep it movin cuz I kno u ain't a straight to da point fighter ..so..Go on

IC: Lawman: Amen. He can't even best me in verbal sparring. He sure as hell won't win our Three Stages match. Quote the Fucking Truth!
IC as Killa: U Buggin o Juz smokin 2 much Bath Salt off into lalaland.. hear me clear I destroyd u verbally and got u some type of recognition..come 3 stages , 1 will be enuff I promise this.. ima leave u retired physically and mentally.. Lawman will be a Veggie!

And u kno diz mainn... Lawman will Be a Vegggiie

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: At least I am not the one teaming with it backstage to clean up. Hell within the next few weeks, the mop will probably Jannetty you for all we know.

Devon: Wow, is that it!? Well let me congratulate you on one of the worst jokes in wrestling history *claps*, now if you are done being stupid, I need to hurry up and get backstage. I need to get some popcorn and a drink so I can enjoy this awful filler match of you getting owned by a Mop.

[Amerinaine]

IC as Killa: U Buggin o Juz smokin 2 much Bath Salt off into lalaland.. hear me clear I destroyd u verbally and got u some type of recognition..come 3 stages , 1 will be enuff I promise this.. ima leave u retired physically and mentally.. Lawman will be a Veggie!

And u kno diz mainn... Lawman will Be a Vegggiie

IC: Lawman: The only Push you'll get, is into the grave. You are right about one thing though, 1 stage will be enough. You will be incinerated so bad, you couldn't handle an I Quit match. You'd be quitting in the first match.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: Lawman: The only Push you'll get, is into the grave. You are right about one thing though, 1 stage will be enough. You will be incinerated so bad, you couldn't handle an I Quit match. You'd be quitting in the first match.

IC as Killa: Thumbz Down dukez, Not Goodie Comebak @ all...I prove easily I'm da betta Balance in our Fued..Juz so u kno, I'm pourin mad Gasoline on U From Da Jump..Ima Light Up The World wit u As my Torch..na mean.. nd if u don't its cuz u gon act stupidly scared bout it..u damnd Peanut..

..aka Veggieman.. beep---beep----beep----beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee0--Flatline fukka!

[eyehatecena]

I'm just planning out Clash at the Colesseum, and damn it should be a good show. Lots of suprises for all you EWAddicts

And me like the surprises

[Amerinaine]

IC as Killa: Thumbz Down dukez, Not Goodie Comebak @ all...I prove easily I'm da betta Balance in our Fued..Juz so u kno, I'm pourin mad Gasoline on U From Da Jump..Ima Light Up The World wit u As my Torch..na mean.. nd if u don't its cuz u gon act stupidly scared bout it..u damnd Peanut..

..aka Veggieman.. beep---beep----beep----beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee0--Flatline fukka!

IC: Lawman: Yeah, because yours makes total sense. With all the great English words of our time, like Pourin' and Juz and "Betta". Yep, my comeback sucks.

(http://i.imgur.com/5YThY.gif)

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: Lawman: Yeah, because yours makes total sense. With all the great English words of our time, like Pourin' and Juz and "Betta". Yep, my comeback sucks.

(http://i.imgur.com/5YThY.gif)

Ooc: ok even I laughed lol

IC as Killa: Yea aight, Keep Talkin datt talk now , make all ur attempt comebaks noww..cuz where u goin in datt whole..ain't no comin bakk na meann

[Amerinaine]

Ooc: ok even I laughed lol

IC as Killa: Yea aight, Keep Talkin datt talk now , make all ur attempt comebaks noww..cuz where u goin in datt whole..ain't no comin bakk na meann

If it wasn't for Jericho this week, I'd have had a hard time trying to make that particular phrase work. The .gif was needed.

IC: Lawman: You're assuming it gets that far. We both know it won't. Here is how it goes down. Step One: I light your ass on fire. Step Two: You quit. And for my convenience all in the same match.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Devon: Wow, is that it!? Well let me congratulate you on one of the worst jokes in wrestling history *claps*, now if you are done being stupid, I need to hurry up and get backstage. I need to get some popcorn and a drink so I can enjoy this awful filler match of you getting owned by a Mop.

Mayhem: I don't know if you heard me right, but it's a handicapped match. The mop is your tag partner and the sad part is, he is the HBK of the team.

[AirBourne]

If it wasn't for Jericho this week, I'd have had a hard time trying to make that particular phrase work. The .gif was needed.

IC: Lawman: You're assuming it gets that far. We both know it won't. Here is how it goes down. Step One: I light your ass on fire. Step Two: You quit. And for my convenience all in the same match.

Wells: It gets quite annoying to see someone as useless as you think he is worth something. Just stop talking, you haven't debuted and for good reason, because you have copied other people's gimmicks of some, good structural sentence writer with a below average vocabulary which you try to hide but fail miserably too. I beat someone just like you over in EWNCW for my Evolution Title. I'd advise you, before you get ass handed to you inside a dictionary, which you need to read, leave, or just shut your mouth before you make even more enemies. You sound utterly stupid, especially when you try to hide it by insulting Killa. We all know he can't speak a lick of proper english. So it's a somewhat smart plan, call out the most illiterate guy on the roster, to make you look like a cheap knock off of an already subpar wrestler, Damien Sandow. Pathetic, you copy a gimmick and then try to sound tough, just pathetic. Just stop talking and leave, and leave us all in piece you worthless, piece of shit.

[Amerinaine]

Wells: It gets quite annoying to see someone as useless as you think he is worth something. Just stop talking, you haven't debuted and for good reason, because you have copied other people's gimmicks of some, good structural sentence writer with a below average vocabulary which you try to hide but fail miserably too. I beat someone just like you over in EWNCW for my Evolution Title. I'd advise you, before you get ass handed to you inside a dictionary, which you need to read, leave, or just shut your mouth before you make even more enemies. You sound utterly stupid, especially when you try to hide it by insulting Killa. We all know he can't speak a lick of proper english. So it's a somewhat smart plan, call out the most illiterate guy on the roster, to make you look like a cheap knock off of an already subpar wrestler, Damien Sandow. Pathetic, you copy a gimmick and then try to sound tough, just pathetic. Just stop talking and leave, and leave us all in piece you worthless, piece of shit.

IC: Lawman: Before you go running your mouth, you might want to go and figure out the real reasons why I picked the fight with KiLLa. So, go do whatever it is you do best, and stay out of things that don't concern you.

OOC: I do have a rough time understanding some of the stuff that Chunky writes for KiLLa. It is part of the character, so it gives it an element that fits. I'm just trying to roll with it.

[AirBourne]

IC: Lawman: Before you go running your mouth, you might want to go and figure out the real reasons why I picked the fight with KiLLa. So, go do whatever it is you do best, and stay out of things that don't concern you.

OOC: I do have a rough time understanding some of the stuff that Chunky writes for KiLLa. It is part of the character, so it gives it an element that fits. I'm just trying to roll with it.

Wells: I always lose? That's why I'm the #1 Contender for the Pain! World Title, am the #1 Contender for the TWE Championship, current Evolution Champion, former BWA Grand Champion, and you call me good at losing? Check your facts rookie.

[Amerinaine]

Wells: I always lose? That's why I'm the #1 Contender for the Pain! World Title, am the #1 Contender for the TWE Championship, current Evolution Champion, former BWA Grand Champion, and you call me good at losing? Check your facts rookie.

IC:Lawman: Did I say always? Even the Brooklyn Brawler has won a few matches. Unlike you, I get the hint though. So, I will make this so simple that you can get it. You are dealing in something that does not concern you. Shut the hell up. Walk away. If I were to make this any more simple, I would have to talk to you as if you were a five year old.

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC:Lawman: Did I say always? Even the Brooklyn Brawler has won a few matches. Unlike you, I get the hint though. So, I will make this so simple that you can get it. You are dealing in something that does not concern you. Shut the hell up. Walk away. If I were to make this any more simple, I would have to talk to you as if you were a five year old.

Mayhem: At least Wells is a Number 1 contender for something. You've done nothing and you will continue to do nothing as long as you are here. This is my show and its my time

[AirBourne]

IC:Lawman: Did I say always? Even the Brooklyn Brawler has won a few matches. Unlike you, I get the hint though. So, I will make this so simple that you can get it. You are dealing in something that does not concern you. Shut the hell up. Walk away. If I were to make this any more simple, I would have to talk to you as if you were a five year old.

Wells: Walk away? Because you're afraid a real wrestler would rip you to pieces in the ring? Hmmm, interesting.

[Amerinaine]

Mayhem: At least Wells is a Number 1 contender for something. You've done nothing and you will continue to do nothing as long as you are here. This is my show and its my time

IC: Lawman: Nice to see that KiLLa has to have friends take his side, since he can't win his own verbal war. It is so considerate of them.

[Amerinaine]

Wells: Walk away? Because you're afraid a real wrestler would rip you to pieces in the ring? Hmmm, interesting.

IC: Lawman: Dumbass! For someone who says I need a refresher on the English language, you sure do bypass a lot of what gets said for what you just want to hear. Concentrate on your match, or you won't win it.

[Krysys]

I want to apologize for not being as active here as I should be, as most of you know I run a fed of my own and also a site and a facebook page, so I tend to be distracted and/or busy, so I forget to post here. Hopefully I can change that as I am happy with how Ryku is treated here and know that my Japanese duo will also do well here. So hopefully I can get my ass in here and post! Lol

[Krysys]

Wells: I always lose? That's why I'm the #1 Contender for the Pain! World Title, am the #1 Contender for the TWE Championship, current Evolution Champion, former BWA Grand Champion, and you call me good at losing? Check your facts rookie.

OOC: Wasn't Wells also a BWA Champion??

[Amerinaine]

OOC: Keeping up with 5 different people, Kinda tough. Making it worse, waiting for the PPV.

[Destruction]

Just to point out there are 22 matches for CatC
-7 Carnage
-7 Pain! &
-8 Fury

[Krysys]

Just to point out there are 22 matches for CatC
-7 Carnage
-7 Pain! &
-8 Fury

Holy hell! Well,, should make for one helluva read that's for sure!

[Amerinaine]

Holy hell! Well,, should make for one helluva read that's for sure!

No doubt. It'll be fun. Might take a couple days.

[Krysys]

No doubt. It'll be fun. Might take a couple days.

It'll take me a full hour.. Doing a written fed you learn to read fast lol, either way I am certainly looking forward to what these guys put out.

[Amerinaine]

It'll take me a full hour.. Doing a written fed you learn to read fast lol, either way I am certainly looking forward to what these guys put out.

I might be able to read fast. But I won't remember anything I read if I did it that way. So, I imagine, I gave myself a decent time table to read it all. Besides, I also imagine.....that it will be posted in chunks.

[Krysys]

I might be able to read fast. But I won't remember anything I read if I did it that way. So, I imagine, I gave myself a decent time table to read it all. Besides, I also imagine.....that it will be posted in chunks.

Oh no doubt it will. Posting it all at one time would be a long process

[AirBourne]

OOC: Wasn't Wells also a BWA Champion??

I said that. lol former BWA Grand Champion

[CM Rock-Austin]

Mayhem: I don't know if you heard me right, but it's a handicapped match. The mop is your tag partner and the sad part is, he is the HBK of the team.

Devon: And I don't think you heard me right dipshit, this dumb match you seem so eager to have is not going to happen but the mop is a great symbol for when we do wrestle one on one. It means that I will mop the floor with your ass and will enjoy every minute of it.

[eyehatecena]

I want to apologize for not being as active here as I should be, as most of you know I run a fed of my own and also a site and a facebook page, so I tend to be distracted and/or busy, so I forget to post here. Hopefully I can change that as I am happy with how Ryku is treated here and know that my Japanese duo will also do well here. So hopefully I can get my ass in here and post! Lol

No worries Krysys- when we are in writting mode, I do zero to little ICing in any of the feds I am in- not that I do much ICing in the first place. As far as Ryku, I hope you liked the payback that he gave Gaileo on the last PAIN

[Destruction]

No worries Krysys- when we are in writting mode, I do zero to little ICing in any of the feds I am in- not that I do much ICing in the first place. As far as Ryku, I hope you liked the payback that he gave Gaileo on the last PAIN

I didn't...

Gaileo: SCREW YOU RYKU

[eyehatecena]

Just to point out there are 22 matches for CatC
-7 Carnage
-7 Pain! &
-8 Fury

I started writing the Hot/Torres match(will leave the finishing open until Roba finalizes the card)- but have found 5 matches I plan on using.

One of the matches I am using is what I believe is RVD and Sabu's first match- at least one of the first. So wierd to see RVD with short hair, and regular wrestling tights

[VanHooliganX]

Just to point out there are 22 matches for CatC
-7 Carnage
-7 Pain! &
-8 Fury

DAT PPV!

9 hour special? :D

Really cannot wait for it :)

[eyehatecena]

I didn't...

Gaileo: SCREW YOU RYKU

What? You didn't like that he brought you to the popcorn machine or that he didn't get you a Coke when he fixed himself one?

[Destruction]

What? You didn't like that he brought you to the popcorn machine or that he didn't get you a Coke when he fixed himself one?

HELL NO







:p


I could really do with a pepsi though

[CGBigMan]

Cant wait for the PPV:)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: At CatC there will be 22 matches and 3 of those are world title matches but only one of those title matches will be an instant classic and that is the Carnage World title match. Not only will Carnage have it's first champion, but it will have the only champion that matters and his name is "Mr. Mayhem" Mike Hawk. Dingo and Hanz, it's nothing personal when you lose, but you got matched up against the wrong opponent at the wrong time.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Killa: Can sumone put a pic of lawman as the peanut that he is

Ooc: I understand when people don't understand what I write as killa, Especially the new guys here..but I toned it down ..killa use to really talk in complete slang lol

[CM Rock-Austin]

Devon: I almost forgot about my match against Adrian haha, well Adrian I didn't mean to disrespect your family. I was just in the heat of the moment when you cost us that tag team match when I had the match won! When I face you in that ring at CATC, you will know that I should not be messed with!

[Krysys]

Ryku: Pity poor Gaileo didn't like what happened to him on Pain.. I would be more than happy to sett...

*Ryku os hit by a huge kick and knocked out. The man known as Gyakusatsu is shown*

Gyakusatsu: Enough! I am tired of waiting! I destroy now!

[Destruction]

Ryku: Pity poor Gaileo didn't like what happened to him on Pain.. I would be more than happy to sett...

*Ryku os hit by a huge kick and knocked out. The man known as Gyakusatsu is shown*

Gyakusatsu: Enough! I am tired of waiting! I destroy now!

*Gaileo enters the view*

Gaileo: *pasts Gyakusatsu's chest* Just wait. When Twan gets his stuff done, you will become the Hardcore Champion, and we can destroy Ryku, and everyone else together. We can win another few titles toge-

*Gaileo is caught off guard, and Gyakusatsu hits Gaileo with the same big boot*

[Krysys]

*Gaileo enters the view*

Gaileo: *pasts Gyakusatsu's chest* Just wait. When Twan gets his stuff done, you will become the Hardcore Champion, and we can destroy Ryku, and everyone else together. We can win another few titles toge-

*Gaileo is caught off guard, and Gyakusatsu hits Gaileo with the same big boot*

Gyakusatsu: *Screams*

[eyehatecena]

yes! It is finally raining for more than a few minutes, and its heavy. I have so missed the rain. If it were not thunder and lightening i would run out in it. Rain!rain!rain!

[Krysys]

yes! It is finally raining for more than a few minutes, and its heavy. I have so missed the rain. If it were not thunder and lightening i would run out in it. Rain!rain!rain!
- ______ -#

[AirBourne]

Let's go CatC! Woooooooooooo!

[Amerinaine]

Let's go CatC! Woooooooooooo!

OOC: I know at some point in my E-Fed career, I want to get into a woo off. LOL. I can't wait for CatC either.

[eyehatecena]

OOC: I know at some point in my E-Fed career, I want to get into a woo off. LOL. I can't wait for CatC either.

Me too as the card,segments looking freaking amazing. I already finished one match

[chunkkynutzzz]

The highly anticipated catc..can't wait until its complete next week

[Amerinaine]

The highly anticipated catc..can't wait until its complete next week

Yep. It will be awesome. 22 matches are a load.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Apparently it's been a slow day. Just to generate some replies, whens the next show?

[AirBourne]

I'm glad to hear that EHC!

[Giddy]

Remember B-Mac?

I miss the days of pages upon pages of ICing with him :'(

[eyehatecena]

yeah, where has Billy been? I miss him too(plus he has a few matches to write for HT)

[Giddy]

yeah, where has Billy been? I miss him too(plus he has a few matches to write for HT)
Facebook and Wrestling Connection (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Wrestling_Connection/index.php?)

[eyehatecena]

Facebook and Wrestling Connection (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Wrestling_Connection/index.php?)

Ah, I don't have FB yet(I'm just gonna have to break down and sign up. And WC- I can't really post there. The site is really nice and all- but it sucks for dial up- sucks really bad. About the only thing I can do there is PM

[wrestlingfan66513]

Mayhem: So when I beat Hanz, I will either face Mike Muir or Killa. That's a pretty big step down from Hanz so that's no problem. As for my next match, no one in the fatal four way can even hold a candle to me. Crawford is just a small fish in the ocean and I have Heskey repellent so he won't bother me. Van and Rage are the only threats in the other half of the card so no worries.

[VanHooliganX]

Yep. It will be awesome. 22 matches are a load.

What a massive load!

[Insert that's what she said here.]

[Destruction]

What a massive load!

That's What She Said

Good enough?

[CM Rock-Austin]

Good enough?

Naw, I was thinking that is what she and her hot mom said :p.

[Asherdelampyr]

Naw, I was thinking that is what she and her hot mom said :p.
and also her sister

Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets :p

[CM Rock-Austin]

and also her sister

Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets :p
What's voltron lol?

[VanHooliganX]

and also her sister

Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets :p

Don't worry. I know who Volton were if other people don't ;D lol

And that'll do nicely Ben :)

[AirBourne]

CatC, let's go, ay oh! lol

[eyehatecena]

CatC, let's go, ay oh! lol

Jawohl....... started on my second match as not doing fireworks tonight. We have had showers the last three afternoons- but shits still too dry around here

[wrestlingfan66513]

Day 38 and still no EWA show in sight. Not sure if I can keep on going in my present condition but will try to pull through for the near future. Food and other supplies are low and clean water has become hard to find so not sure if I can hold out.

[eyehatecena]

Day 38 and still no EWA show in sight. Not sure if I can keep on going in my present condition but will try to pull through for the near future. Food and other supplies are low and clean water has become hard to find so not sure if I can hold out.

Now now, both PAIN and a house show were posted in at least the last 2 to 3 weeks, lol

[Destruction]

Day 38 and still no EWA show in sight. Not sure if I can keep on going in my present condition but will try to pull through for the near future. Food and other supplies are low and clean water has become hard to find so not sure if I can hold out.

This made me LOL. Good job WF

[Robareid]

Right, basically Ben is leaving the creative team. He has his reasons, and don't worry, there's no bad blood involved or anything. Also, with Shining on AWOL, that leaves us with a bit of a problem. We're two men down and we're without a head writer for Carnage.


So basically I'm hoping to recruit one or two new writers/creative members. If you're interested shoot me a pm. If I don't get anybody I'll go to the BTB section, but I wanted to open the offer up to you guys first.

[Destruction]

Yep guys, sorry to say it, but it's true. I just need a change of scenery for now. Nothing at all to do with creative or the members here, I just need a change. The IC House Show Part 1, and Clash at the Colosseum will be completed before I leave, and I will stay on with my characters.

#LongLiveEWA

#YouDontNeedMe

#ILikeHashtagging

[VanHooliganX]

I get the feeling I may have to step up then.

[eyehatecena]

I did a lot of sad faces for you in HQ Ben- you will be missed

[Robareid]

I get the feeling I may have to step up then.

Well I have been pestering you since Christmas ;)

[Destruction]

I did a lot of sad faces for you in HQ Ben- you will be missed

I saw man. The Afro one was awesome

Oh, and I forgot to mention in HQ guys, that Van would be my selected replacement :D

[eyehatecena]

I saw man. The Afro one was awesome

Oh, and I forgot to mention in HQ guys, that Van would be my selected replacement :D

I had never seen the Afro one before, lol- and yes- I thought it was pretty sweet

[Destruction]

I had never seen the Afro one before, lol- and yes- I thought it was pretty sweet

Neither did I, but who doesn't love Afros?

[Robareid]

So just to be clear, we're still looking for new creative members, and we'd love to have you as part of the team

[wrestlingfan66513]

Yep guys, sorry to say it, but it's true. I just need a change of scenery for now. Nothing at all to do with creative or the members here, I just need a change. The IC House Show Part 1, and Clash at the Colosseum will be completed before I leave, and I will stay on with my characters.

#LongLiveEWA

#YouDontNeedMe

#ILikeHashtagging

#NOOOOOOOOOO

You will be missed. As for openings, if I can do a good job at writing the house show after CatC, I may take you up, MAY.

[Robareid]

#NOOOOOOOOOO

You will be missed. As for openings, if I can do a good job at writing the house show after CatC, I may take you up, MAY.

You'd be very welcome to step in. I'll PM you and Van now and see if we can sort something out

[Destruction]

Guys, my laptop charger just broke, and I got about 30 mins of battery left. If I'm not on much by Monday/Tuesday - that's why

[AirBourne]

I got to be honest, it's hard to IC when none of the people I'm in a feud with post at all, besides EHC, but rarely ICs as Muir. Lol...

[VanHooliganX]

I got to be honest, it's hard to IC when none of the people I'm in a feud with post at all, besides EHC, but rarely ICs as Muir. Lol...

Aye. We need the IC title tournament to be done really.


Given it a lot of thought and assuming what Rob thinks to my future plans I might be the future writer. WHENEVER CATC COMES OUT! :@ Who'se holding it up!?

[CM Rock-Austin]

I agree lol, I think who ever plays Adrian isn't on here anymore aha.

[VanHooliganX]

I agree lol, I think who ever plays Adrian isn't on here anymore aha.

Oh don't worry. If I'm the Carnage writer I'll get rid of the characters that're bots. I'll also be pretty smelly and do what Bear does and write the promo for the person who missed it if they're late. Fairs, fair.

Plus I'll reward the more active members too. We're all damn good with our main EFed characters so I don't really have to worry about quality being poor.

Hmm...I sound mean and I haven't gotten the job. Also dental care will be in your EFedding characters contracts!? :D

[Asherdelampyr]

I got to be honest, it's hard to IC when none of the people I'm in a feud with post at all, besides EHC, but rarely ICs as Muir. Lol...

even harder when your guy hasn't even debuted so you don't have a feud :p
only so many ways to say that you will win the IC tournament without getting horribly redundant.

[eyehatecena]

I got to be honest, it's hard to IC when none of the people I'm in a feud with post at all, besides EHC, but rarely ICs as Muir. Lol...

Mike Muir: Well, you smell

Barbie: It's true, you do Wells

OOC: and with that- I am off to go see my gf. I'll be on later tonight- possibly

[CM Rock-Austin]

Oh don't worry. If I'm the Carnage writer I'll get rid of the characters that're bots. I'll also be pretty smelly and do what Bear does and write the promo for the person who missed it if they're late. Fairs, fair.

Plus I'll reward the more active members too. We're all damn good with our main EFed characters so I don't really have to worry about quality being poor.

Hmm...I sound mean and I haven't gotten the job. Also dental care will be in your EFedding characters contracts!? :D
Oh that's great news lol and if I don't get good dental insurance you will have a serious case on your hands! :p

[VanHooliganX]

Oh that's great news lol and if I don't get good dental insurance you will have a serious case on your hands! :p

Nah, you can rot them all you want. As long as Devon Jones can speak English, cut the best promos he can and wrestle you're fine :) lol

I have a rough idea of what characters would be great together and who I won't be using.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Nah, you can rot them all you want. As long as Devon Jones can speak English, cut the best promos he can and wrestle you're fine :) lol

I have a rough idea of what characters would be great together and who I won't be using.

Lol well lucky for him he can do all that ;) and good to hear!

[Amerinaine]

Oh don't worry. If I'm the Carnage writer I'll get rid of the characters that're bots. I'll also be pretty smelly and do what Bear does and write the promo for the person who missed it if they're late. Fairs, fair.

Plus I'll reward the more active members too. We're all damn good with our main EFed characters so I don't really have to worry about quality being poor.

Hmm...I sound mean and I haven't gotten the job. Also dental care will be in your EFedding characters contracts!? :D

And our noob chars too. Don't leave out us noobs.

[Amerinaine]

@Asher: You can always do what I did. Take a real moment and turn it into something. Kinda like I did with ChunkyNutz character KiLLa using my Quote the Fucking Truth thing I do from time to time. He integrated it into one of his feuds. I used it to impromptu feud. One that I've been enjoying a lot. I can't speak for Chunky though.

[VanHooliganX]

And our noob chars too. Don't leave out us noobs.

Nah man. You just need some experience and then you'll be crackerjack in no time :)

Where you go is up to Rob though.

[Asherdelampyr]

@Asher: You can always do what I did. Take a real moment and turn it into something. Kinda like I did with ChunkyNutz character KiLLa using my Quote the Fucking Truth thing I do from time to time. He integrated it into one of his feuds. I used it to impromptu feud. One that I've been enjoying a lot. I can't speak for Chunky though.

Might have to see if I can do something with that

[Amerinaine]

Nah man. You just need some experience and then you'll be crackerjack in no time :)

Where you go is up to Rob though.

We've already talked. I know where I'm going right now.

[Giddy]

Tobias: I am Tobias Alexander. I am active.

SUCK ON THAT AIRBOURNE!

*Wells takes a bite of Tobias's arm*

Tobias: Da Hayell?

Wells: FEED ME MORE!!!

[AirBourne]

Tobias: I am Tobias Alexander. I am active.

SUCK ON THAT AIRBOURNE!

*Wells takes a bite of Tobias's arm*

Tobias: Da Hayell?

Wells: FEED ME MORE!!!

I am in no way affiliated with this. Giddy, you're a dumbass.

[eyehatecena]

even harder when your guy hasn't even debuted so you don't have a feud :p
only so many ways to say that you will win the IC tournament without getting horribly redundant.

Not really as you would be cutting a promo against different people each time(if so your guy moves on)- I know Ben/Destruction said he would finish the 1st round(the first IC House show- its just a few matches shy of being finished- but all winners have been picked

And I know where Roba has your team going- and he has plans for them- and Vicktor- Roba will probably tell you his plans for him after Clash

[eyehatecena]

I am in no way affiliated with this. Giddy, you're a dumbass.

Muir: Hmmm, look who we have here. Mr Wells- the man I will pin for the PAIN World Title

[VanHooliganX]

Van: Christ this place has cobwebs :S

[eyehatecena]

Van: Christ this place has cobwebs :S

Taco Torres: Lets put the EWA name on them and sell them on EWA.com- we could make a killing

[Amerinaine]

OOC: It's great to be back here in....Where the Hell are we???

[wrestlingfan66513]

Muir: Hmmm, look who we have here. Mr Wells- the man I will pin for the PAIN World Title

Mayhem: Enjoy victory while you can because if you make it to the 2nd round in the IC tournament by somehow beating the master on the mic, Killa, you will have to face me. EWA, behold because after I win the Carnage title and IC title, I will become the first ever double champion in the EWA.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Devon: Adrian you will lose at CATC, believe that and once I beat you, I can move onto bigger and better things!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Oh don't worry. If I'm the Carnage writer I'll get rid of the characters that're bots. I'll also be pretty smelly and do what Bear does and write the promo for the person who missed it if they're late. Fairs, fair.

Plus I'll reward the more active members too. We're all damn good with our main EFed characters so I don't really have to worry about quality being poor.

Hmm...I sound mean and I haven't gotten the job. Also dental care will be in your EFedding characters contracts!? :D

We have a huge roster, so some trimming it down won't hurt. Plus less people to worry about can help us get back up faster.

[VanHooliganX]

We have a huge roster, so some trimming it down won't hurt. Plus less people to worry about can help us get back up faster.


We'll see. I'm semi the last hope if all else fails and you gotta use me kinda safety net lol

But that's what I'd do and I'm unsure with the future if I'll be able to write a massive show so I may need a few less names then the other rosters lol

[CricketTragic]

Israel: Most people would envy my situation, being contracted while sitting at home watching the show you are meant to be on although I am here for competition and am not being given the opportunities I was promised.

OOC: Good evening EWA

[Robareid]

Israel: Most people would envy my situation, being contracted while sitting at home watching the show you are meant to be on although I am here for competition and am not being given the opportunities I was promised.

OOC: Good evening EWA

Evening mate

Rage: Then get off your ass and make a god damn impact

OOC: I'm thinking of revising our plans, giving your character something to do before the "thing" we had previously arranged

[CricketTragic]

Evening mate

Rage: Then get off your ass and make a god damn impact

OOC: I'm thinking of revising our plans, giving your character something to do before the "thing" we had previously arranged

OOC: Would 'the thing' still happen or would be something else entirely?

IC: So RAGE? You expect me to book myself in a match?

[Robareid]

OOC: Would 'the thing' still happen or would be something else entirely?

IC: So RAGE? You expect me to book myself in a match?

The "thing" still would happen, just Israel would be doing something else for a while, so the "thing" wouldn't be his debut, just a new storyline. Him branching out into other areas, so to speak

[CricketTragic]

The "thing" still would happen, just Israel would be doing something else for a while, so the "thing" wouldn't be his debut, just a new storyline. Him branching out into other areas, so to speak

Thats cool mate I am just eager to debut as I have not started on any of the three shows I joined.

[Robareid]

OOC: Would 'the thing' still happen or would be something else entirely?

IC: So RAGE? You expect me to book myself in a match?

Rage: Take it from somebody who knows. Make an impact, and the bookings will come flooding in. Controversy equals cash

[CricketTragic]

Rage: Take it from somebody who knows. Make an impact, and the bookings will come flooding in. Controversy equals cash

Israel: I will take that into consideration.

*5 minutes later*

Breaking News: Local wrestler Israel Pamich has been arrested for hitting a bar keep. It has been reported that the Bartender refused serving an intellectually challenged more alcoholic beverages as he believed the man was drunk. Israel just snapped and attacked the Bartender.

Journalist: Israel, Do you think you took nobility a little to far?

Israel: Nobility? I just wanted controversy..... RAGE... you better be right you son of a bitch.

Journalist: Ok I dont know what he is on about, back to the studio Kath

[Robareid]

Israel: I will take that into consideration.

*5 minutes later*

Breaking News: Local wrestler Israel Pamich has been arrested for hitting a bar keep. It has been reported that the Bartender refused serving an intellectually challenged more alcoholic beverages as he believed the man was drunk. Israel just snapped and attacked the Bartender.

Journalist: Israel, Do you think you took nobility a little to far?

Israel: Nobility? I just wanted controversy..... RAGE... you better be right you son of a bitch.

Journalist: Ok I dont know what he is on about, back to the studio Kath

Roba the big bossman: Well, that sucka's fired...

[CricketTragic]

Roba the big bossman: Well, that sucka's fired...

Israel: Damn that Rage, Ima kick his arse... arrrrgggghhhhhh

[Robareid]

Israel: Damn that Rage, Ima kick his arse... arrrrgggghhhhhh

Ooooo, I've been sigged :)

[CricketTragic]

Ooooo, I've been sigged :)

Yeah I kinda liked that comment and seeing how my avater was bland I decided to make it a little less bland

so can i have my job back?

[Robareid]

Yeah I kinda liked that comment and seeing how my avater was bland I decided to make it a little less bland

so can i have my job back?

Roba: Well... fine, when you get let out that is ;)

[CricketTragic]

Roba: Well... fine, when you get let out that is ;)

I am an Upstanding member of my community, I'll be let out by tomorrow

[Robareid]

I am an Upstanding member of my community, I'll be let out by tomorrow

Rage: I don't exactly class breaking out of jail as upstanding mate

[CricketTragic]

Rage: I don't exactly class breaking out of jail as upstanding mate

Israel: It is your fault I am in this predicament although I am not breaking out, I will be let out "Sir"

[Robareid]

Israel: It is your fault I am in this predicament although I am not breaking out, I will be let out "Sir"

Rage: Ah, I get ya. A bribe, sneaky

[Asherdelampyr]

*The camera fades in to a locker room with a desk and chair hastily put in, and plaid banners on the wall, sitting at the desk is Victor, in his kilt, shirt and leather jacket*

Victor: Greetings fans, and welcome to the first, and possibly last edition of ""Great men without pants!" In this show, we'll be looking at different men throughout the ages that have done incredible things, without pants.

Today we look at "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, my personal hero. "The Rowdy one" as he is known around the world, is a world-famous wrestler, known for both his agressive street-fight style, but also his incredibly quick wit.
Starting out in Winnipeg at the tender age of 19 in a match against Larry "The Axe" Henning, a match which he lost in 10 painful seconds. Of course that just pissed him off, as anyone who knows a scot will tell you, we don't stay beat!.
He won 34 championships in his career, and all of them without wearing pants.

Fun trivia fact
the name "Piper" Comes from the fact that he is actually a skilled bagpipe player, he used to come out to the ring playing them

[chunkkynutzzz]

Killa: juz really got outta jail... hitten da streets wit peace in mind..I meant piece in mind as shoot these shots *gunshots ring off* ..ain't nuthin like fresh smoke out da 9

[CricketTragic]

Rage: Ah, I get ya. A bribe, sneaky

Israel: If I got into the world of bribing I would be the World champion by now. My name will not be disparaged by one moment of stupidity.

[CricketTragic]

Killa: juz really got outta jail... hitten da streets wit peace in mind..I meant piece in mind as shoot these shots *gunshots ring off* ..ain't nuthin like fresh smoke out da 9

Israel: I can not believe I am on the reserve list while this 'Killa" fellow portrays a life that one shall not want to live up to.

[Robareid]

Israel: I can not believe I am on the reserve list while this 'Killa" fellow portrays a life that one shall not want to live up to.

Rage: I'd blame whoever is incharge of getting shows out. We've moved forward about two weeks in the last two months

OOC: Oi!

[CricketTragic]

Rage: I'd blame whoever is incharge of getting shows out. We've moved forward about two weeks in the last two months

OOC: Oi!
whats with the oi comment?

[Robareid]

whats with the oi comment?

That guy who is in charge, that's me. I was oi-ing my own character from OOC

[CricketTragic]

That guy who is in charge, that's me. I was oi-ing my own character from OOC

Confusing but ok

[Robareid]

Confusing but ok

I'm weird, get used to it ;)

[CricketTragic]

I'm weird, get used to it ;)

Guess I will have to, Nah jokes you seem cool

[VanHooliganX]

Van: All I know is that Rob Rage guy SUCKS!

[CricketTragic]

Van: All I know is that Rob Rage guy SUCKS!

Israel: And gives you lousy help

[Robareid]

Van: All I know is that Rob Rage guy SUCKS!

Rage: At least I'm booked for the PPV

[VanHooliganX]

Israel: And gives you lousy help

Van: Yup.

OOC: Dat activity! :D Gotta keep this up peeps :cool: nearly 13k too lol

[VanHooliganX]

Rage: At least I'm booked for the PPV

Van: That doesn't stop me from going down to the ring and beating the crap out of whoever I fucking feel like. I might practice on you actually!

[AirBourne]

Van: That doesn't stop me from going down to the ring and beating the crap out of whoever I fucking feel like. I might practice on you actually!

Wells: Hmmm, Van isn't in CatC, but I'm in a world title match...hmmmmm.

[VanHooliganX]

Wells: Hmmm, Van isn't in CatC, but I'm in a world title match...hmmmmm.

Van: Hmmm, I've beaten you more times then I care to imagine and I'm a 3 time world champion already compared to your year of 1 mid-card championship... hmmm.

[Robareid]

Van: Hmmm, I've beaten you more times then I care to imagine and I'm a 3 time world champion already compared to your year of 1 mid-card championship... hmmm.

Rage: I guess some people just know how to kiss ass better than others, eh

[AirBourne]

Van: Hmmm, I've beaten you more times then I care to imagine and I'm a 3 time world champion already compared to your year of 1 mid-card championship... hmmm.

Wells: Well, in ICW, you had your title stolen because Artemis is better then you. AR/TWE, you lost it to Greed, who I am going to beat very soon, thus making me better then you by beating the guy who beat you, and in HWA, I don't care, I'm in the best tag team in the whole HWA. And I'm still an Evolution Title holder. Oh, and the fans love me too, unlike you. So yeah, I'm the #1 contender for 2 world titles right now, in two insanely good tag teams, Evolution Champion, the fans love me, former Grand Champion in BWA and you have...a world title which you don't actually have in your possession, and a world title in HWA when I'm not even a singles competitor there, so, well, that ain't much.

[VanHooliganX]

Wells: Well, in ICW, you had your title stolen because Artemis is better then you. AR/TWE, you lost it to Greed, who I am going to beat very soon, thus making me better then you by beating the guy who beat you, and in HWA, I don't care, I'm in the best tag team in the whole HWA. And I'm still an Evolution Title holder. Oh, and the fans love me too, unlike you. So yeah, I'm the #1 contender for 2 world titles right now, in two insanely good tag teams, Evolution Champion, the fans love me, former Grand Champion in BWA and you have...a world title which you don't actually have in your possession, and a world title in HWA when I'm not even a singles competitor there, so, well, that ain't much.

Van: Yada yada yada. Fact is I'm a 3 time world champion and you've never gotten the job done in a stupid amount of tries.

[eyehatecena]

Wells: Well, in ICW, you had your title stolen because Artemis is better then you. AR/TWE, you lost it to Greed, who I am going to beat very soon, thus making me better then you by beating the guy who beat you, and in HWA, I don't care, I'm in the best tag team in the whole HWA. And I'm still an Evolution Title holder. Oh, and the fans love me too, unlike you. So yeah, I'm the #1 contender for 2 world titles right now, in two insanely good tag teams, Evolution Champion, the fans love me, former Grand Champion in BWA and you have...a world title which you don't actually have in your possession, and a world title in HWA when I'm not even a singles competitor there, so, well, that ain't much.
Mike Muir: Look Wells, in TWE/AR you could beat Blankie, and Blankie is a freakin blanket. What makes you think you have a chance winning the PAIN! World Title

[chunkkynutzzz]

Israel: I can not believe I am on the reserve list while this 'Killa" fellow portrays a life that one shall not want to live up to.

IC as Killa: I Portray a Life that everyone would like to have. Why care about the world ,if the world doesn't care about you. You live in a world where you have to just work, have to take care of self while still having struggles to get things done..not really cuz u want to do it.but cuz u have to do it. If you can have all you want and still live your life without any pressure from the world.. that's how u wud be livin it up..

Me I Do what I wanna do, cuz who gon tell me any different.. we all gon die one day, ima juz send some to meet death ahead of time.. they say heaven is a better place lett me send u there..then I see u there.. for we all livin in hell..so I make this hell mines and take wat I want from it! ...

My philosophy. Really think about what I said and I don't want a slick bak n forth answer.. I want a real answer from you.seriously give me a real answer about what I said.

[Rehmix]

CatC??????

[Robareid]

CatC??????

Being written... Blame the slow writers ;) That would be me, EHC and Ben... Apart from Ben and EHC aren't slow

[VanHooliganX]

Rage: I guess some people just know how to kiss ass better than others, eh

Van: Said the main eventer who is related to the owner. :rolleyes:

[eyehatecena]

Finished my second clash match written that i will post in hq tonight. And have my 3rd one partically written. I got sidedtracked watching the whole match for one of them. Sucks having to watch videos on my phone unless i want to bring my laptop to a cafe