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Robareid
07-23-2012, 12:18 PM
well judging by what he posted for that one match, said mystery person has a like minded sick, perverted mind like the rest of us in creative. When you going off Ben? I would have taken my vacation about now, but have put it off because of my dads minor surgery this week. As far as my promos, i will get to those tonight

It's an interesting match, that's for sure

Destruction
07-23-2012, 01:11 PM
well judging by what he posted for that one match, said mystery person has a like minded sick, perverted mind like the rest of us in creative. When you going off Ben? I would have taken my vacation about now, but have put it off because of my dads minor surgery this week. As far as my promos, i will get to those tonight

Wednesday morning for you. Midday here in the UK.

eyehatecena
07-23-2012, 01:51 PM
Wow- really not a lot left to do considering how ginormous the show is- a few matches/segments

eyehatecena
07-23-2012, 01:57 PM
damn you thunderstorm. First we have about a month with no rain- now pretty much rain everyday for two weeks, maybe 3. Anyways, unplugging my computer- don't want to chance it

Shining Light
07-23-2012, 03:02 PM
Contrary to the rumours that are circulating around EWA, I would like to assure my fellow Eliter's that I am not dead. I have merely been attempting to hibernate in the hope of discovering my "Inner bear powers". In the meantime I suppose I will have to be content with being an ordinary human being...

Now shut the fuck up and enjoy my sig! ;)

Destruction
07-23-2012, 03:07 PM
Contrary to the rumours that are circulating around EWA, I would like to assure my fellow Eliter's that I am not dead. I have merely been attempting to hibernate in the hope of discovering my "Inner bear powers". In the meantime I suppose I will have to be content with being an ordinary human being...

Now shut the fuck up and enjoy my sig! ;)

Haha that is fucking awesome

Seth McFarline is a legend.

Shining Light
07-23-2012, 03:14 PM
Haha that is fucking awesome

Seth McFarline is a legend.

Quoted for truthness... And for the fact that I need to re-iterate the fact that I am alive :P

Destruction
07-23-2012, 03:17 PM
Quoted for truthness... And for the fact that I need to re-iterate the fact that I am alive :P

I had trust in you returning. But WELCOME BACK SHINING!

Now, you have done your CatC stuff. Let me get you a cookie...

AirBourne
07-23-2012, 03:26 PM
Great to see an original member of EWA still alive, like myself. lol

Wells: Whether it's three weeks from now, or three years from now, or even 3 hours, I will walk out CatC with the Pain! World Title, that's a goddamn promise to me and those great fans of EWA.

CM Rock-Austin
07-23-2012, 03:55 PM
Devon: I am going to win my first PPV and I am going to look great while doing it!

chunkkynutzzz
07-23-2012, 04:28 PM
IC as Killa:

wrestlingfan66513
07-23-2012, 06:08 PM
Great to see an original member of EWA still alive, like myself. lol

Wells: Whether it's three weeks from now, or three years from now, or even 3 hours, I will walk out CatC with the Pain! World Title, that's a goddamn promise to me and those great fans of EWA.

Mayhem: If you want to win a title, then forget about the fans. I didn't get big until I dropped the deadweight and flew off on my own. Now I have beaten Hanz in the first round of the IC tournament and am set to take on Muir and I am in the finals for the Carnage World title at CatC the only world title that will matter once I get a hold of it

eyehatecena
07-23-2012, 10:27 PM
Contrary to the rumours that are circulating around EWA, I would like to assure my fellow Eliter's that I am not dead. I have merely been attempting to hibernate in the hope of discovering my "Inner bear powers". In the meantime I suppose I will have to be content with being an ordinary human being...

Now shut the fuck up and enjoy my sig! ;)

Only you would have an awesome sig. Ok, AirBourne's is too- for obvious reasons


Muir: Once I pin Wells shoulders to the mat and walk away with the PAIN! World Title, I will beat Hawk in the second round of the IC tourney- and will go on to win the whole thing

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 02:49 AM
IC as Killa:

Van: I second this.

Destruction
07-24-2012, 03:16 AM
Van: I second this.

Luke: Of course you do...

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 03:22 AM
Luke: Of course you do...

Van: Ugh go away! You're a worse stalker than CJ...Nearly

Destruction
07-24-2012, 03:31 AM
Van: Ugh go away! You're a worse stalker than CJ...Nearly

Luke: Well I guess you don't have to speak to me for a week

I feel sorry for you

OOC: Hopefully gonna complete my CatC stuff today :D

Shining Light
07-24-2012, 03:44 AM
Van: Ugh go away! You're a worse stalker than CJ...Nearly

*CJ appears in front of Van wearing his new shirt "CJ - Stalking people since 1956"*

CJ: Somebody say my name?

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 04:02 AM
*CJ appears in front of Van wearing his new shirt "CJ - Stalking people since 1956"*

CJ: Somebody say my name?

Van: Oh god :S

DJ: What about me then!?

Van: Nope. You've lost your importance since losing POC

DJ:...Oh... *he runs off crying and CJ pitches a tent to DJ crying. If you know what I mean.*

Shining Light
07-24-2012, 04:10 AM
Van: Oh god :S

DJ: What about me then!?

Van: Nope. You've lost your importance since losing POC

DJ:...Oh... *he runs off crying and CJ pitches a tent to DJ crying. If you know what I mean.*

Of course I know what you mean ;)

*CJ cautiously walks up to Van*

CJ: Excuse me, Mr Hooligan... Is it possible for you to apologize to my brother DJ? He's been an emotional wreck since he lost POC :(

*CJ grabs Van and begins to shake him by his clothes*

HIS FUCKING GOLDFISH DIED FOR CHRISTS SAKE... HAVE SOME SYMPATHY PLEASE!

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 04:53 AM
Of course I know what you mean ;)

*CJ cautiously walks up to Van*

CJ: Excuse me, Mr Hooligan... Is it possible for you to apologize to my brother DJ? He's been an emotional wreck since he lost POC :(

*CJ grabs Van and begins to shake him by his clothes*

HIS FUCKING GOLDFISH DIED FOR CHRISTS SAKE... HAVE SOME SYMPATHY PLEASE!

Van: *hands him a rock* DJs new pet. Thank me later.

Shining Light
07-24-2012, 05:00 AM
Van: *hands him a rock* DJs new pet. Thank me later.

*CJ hands the rock to DJ who stares at it for quite some time. He then whips out a guitar and begins to sing "I will Always Love You" to the rock. CJ and Van slowly back away from him*

CJ: What a strange man...

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 05:09 AM
*CJ hands the rock to DJ who stares at it for quite some time. He then whips out a guitar and begins to sing "I will Always Love You" to the rock. CJ and Van slowly back away from him*

CJ: What a strange man...

Van: Whatever. *Van walks off* This Jackson family is weird as hell

Shining Light
07-24-2012, 05:10 AM
Van: Whatever. *Van walks off* This Jackson family is weird as hell

I dread to think what the parents are like!

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 05:27 AM
I dread to think what the parents are like!

*shudders* lol

Okay well I've sent a few matches and the opener to HT to Rob. Like a cock I've deleted the match list...Again. So would 1 of creative now tell me the remaining few matches that Dingo has to do. HAHAHAHA Get it?! HAHAHAHAHA


...

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 05:28 AM
Also, the option to have a promo in hardcore Takeover is still open if you want people.

Shining Light
07-24-2012, 05:35 AM
*shudders* lol

Okay well I've sent a few matches and the opener to HT to Rob. Like a cock I've deleted the match list...Again. So would 1 of creative now tell me the remaining few matches that Dingo has to do. HAHAHAHA Get it?! HAHAHAHAHA


...

I've PM'd you :)

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 05:45 AM
I've PM'd you :)


Sexual man!

I think I just 2 matches left then :D

I'll do them now.

wrestlingfan66513
07-24-2012, 09:31 AM
Only you would have an awesome sig. Ok, AirBourne's is too- for obvious reasons


Muir: Once I pin Wells shoulders to the mat and walk away with the PAIN! World Title, I will beat Hawk in the second round of the IC tourney- and will go on to win the whole thing

Mayhem: Sorry but I don't plan on losing to anyone. I was given some of the hardest matches in the tournament to build the IC title up once I win it. Just because you beat Killa doesn't mean anything.

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 12:49 PM
Dingo Mac vs JJJ
(Dingo as Barry Stevens / JJJ as Ryback. Watch until 1:46)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mqgh3q4hYs

Am I really seeing this?! JJJ with not only actual offensive moves but he's dominating?!

If this is what the tournament holds tonight then we're in for an unpredictable ride!

JJJ then goes out of the ring and grabs a Kendo stick, he rolls back into the ring and starts hitting Dingo a few times before putting Dingo in a sharpshooter and making him tap. The crowd are in disbelief but the JJJ faithful cheer loudly in his very first victory of not only 2012, but in EWA!

He won!? JJJ actually won a match?!

He keeps his place in the tournament as a result!What an opening match-up!

Van: Wow Dingo. You must suck to lose and be dominated by JJJ!

OOC: ;D All is well.

eyehatecena
07-24-2012, 01:00 PM
Yes! HT is being posted!

Robareid
07-24-2012, 01:22 PM
Job done :)

Now to post an advert in the fillers

All the props go to Van for that one

AirBourne
07-24-2012, 01:27 PM
Wells: Why is it that my opponents are afraid to see me? To face me? Is it because they know come CatC, I will win in a fair match, no matter how many competitors? Most likely.

CGBigMan
07-24-2012, 01:28 PM
i haven't read HT yet
but am i in it?

Robareid
07-24-2012, 01:35 PM
i haven't read HT yet
but am i in it?

Your not, I didn't really see Jack Phenix as a Hardcore guy, and it was only a very select 12 man field who entered the tournament. You are a part of Clash at the colosseum though, and that'll be posted tommorow *touch wood*

eyehatecena
07-24-2012, 01:39 PM
Muir: Wells, Wells, Wells. Instead of running your mouth, try getting ready for the match like me

Robareid
07-24-2012, 01:46 PM
That is not nice Roba. I'm sure we will be working together soon, in fact I'm sure of it...















Duh, the Turnes are on Fury...

Stop stealing fillers you non creative member ;)

Destruction
07-24-2012, 01:48 PM
Stop stealing fillers you non creative member ;)

Too late now! :D

eyehatecena
07-24-2012, 01:50 PM
Great kob Vans



and I wanted to steal a filler...damn

Robareid
07-24-2012, 01:50 PM
Too late now! :D

Your sig is amazing

Destruction
07-24-2012, 01:57 PM
Your sig is amazing

Thank you. Reading through other wrestling forums paid off for once.

Seriously though, other websites has more idiotic people in their WWE Sections than we do

eyehatecena
07-24-2012, 02:02 PM
Thank you. Reading through other wrestling forums paid off for once.

Seriously though, other websites has more idiotic people in their WWE Sections than we do

I also looked at other efeds on other sites and I just got to say- I like the EWN way of doing it. Way too many rules in some

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 02:03 PM
i haven't read HT yet
but am i in it?

Nope. Although you could've been if you did the optional promo pal. :)


Great kob Vans



and I wanted to steal a filler...damn

Cheers, sorry it took so long.

Destruction
07-24-2012, 02:08 PM
I also looked at other efeds on other sites and I just got to say- I like the EWN way of doing it. Way too many rules in some

I normally just check out the WWE/TNA Section after something big (e.g Heel Turn, World Title Change) and the BtB's

Shining Light
07-24-2012, 02:09 PM
CJ: I love it hardcore!
















And I'm not just talking about wrestling ;)

Krysys
07-24-2012, 02:13 PM
HT was amazing! Hats off to VHX and anyone else involved in that show.

Gyakusatsu: The Era of Blood has begun!

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 02:45 PM
HT was amazing! Hats off to VHX and anyone else involved in that show.

Gyakusatsu: The Era of Blood has begun!

Just me and Rob. Gave me good material to work with.

Fun fact: Kyptonite was supposed to win it but then he quit?

Destruction
07-24-2012, 02:47 PM
Just me and Rob. Gave me good material to work with.

Fun fact: Kyptonite was supposed to win it but then he quit?

Another Fun Fact: Execution was also going to win it

Krysys
07-24-2012, 02:55 PM
So I was third choice....???

http://lazyoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/yao-ming-meme.jpg

Oh well. I won so its cool although there was probably more deserving individuals

VanHooliganX
07-24-2012, 03:11 PM
So I was third choice....???

http://lazyoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/yao-ming-meme.jpg

Oh well. I won so its cool although there was probably more deserving individuals

Robs choices :P

Hardcore title is in the rightful place though :)

Krysys
07-24-2012, 03:37 PM
Robs choices :P

Hardcore title is in the rightful place though :)

Much appreciated

eyehatecena
07-24-2012, 09:29 PM
So I was third choice....???

http://lazyoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/yao-ming-meme.jpg

Oh well. I won so its cool although there was probably more deserving individuals

You are more deserving as Gya is a cool character and your just a great dude

CM Rock-Austin
07-24-2012, 10:13 PM
Devon: I think I got everyone's attention with that promo don't you think, you see it was simple and straight to the point. Now it's time to put it into action!

Great show Van X!

VanHooliganX
07-25-2012, 02:21 AM
Devon: I think I got everyone's attention with that promo don't you think, you see it was simple and straight to the point. Now it's time to put it into action!

Great show Van X!

Thank you :)

Least CatC won't be held up now! :D

CM Rock-Austin
07-25-2012, 02:36 AM
Alright guys, I am going to Louisiana and will be there until monday for a family reunion. If they have internet where I am at which will be stupid if they didn't, I can still be in contact here but if not well I will see you guys monday. Keep up the good work!:D:cool: Oh and can someone continue the Hottest women ever thread lol, please and thank you. :)

Destruction
07-25-2012, 03:15 AM
Thank you :)

Least CatC won't be held up now! :D

*Ahem

:D

Sorry guys, but I fell asleep last night when I was going to write my matches. I gotta leave the house anytime now, so I can't finish my matches. :(

I know I will be covered for, but for now, my time in EWA is up :(. I will be working with the majority of you again soon, but for EWA, my time has come to an end.

I want to reiterate my thanks to everyone, especially Roba, but now, I must leave you.

At least I get to go to Spain to forget about you all :p

EWA's in awesome hands, so I know I will not be missed, especially with the replacement lined up for me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQP9WN8jpwA

#LONGLIVEEWA

Robareid
07-25-2012, 04:19 AM
Another Fun Fact: Execution was also going to win it

He wasn't actually. He was suppossed to come second to Kryptonite

Get yow facts right!

CricketTragic
07-25-2012, 05:16 AM
He wasn't actually. He was suppossed to come second to Kryptonite

Get yow facts right!

Hello Gentleman, how are we today

Robareid
07-25-2012, 05:38 AM
Nay bad lad :)

I'm syched for the opening of the Olympics, getting around to watching some ROH DVDs (well, atleast most of one) and finishing off Clash at the Coloseum

CricketTragic
07-25-2012, 06:00 AM
am I the only person that could care less for the Olympics?

I am only interested in Basketball, Football, European handball and thats about it. maybe the 1500M run thats all

Robareid
07-25-2012, 06:34 AM
am I the only person that could care less for the Olympics?

I am only interested in Basketball, Football, European handball and thats about it. maybe the 1500M run thats all

Hey, I'm British, it's a once in a life time oppertunity having the Olympics so close to where I live. Also, I love watching sport, so I'm practically in dream land for the next two weeks

Shining Light
07-25-2012, 06:47 AM
Hey, I'm British, it's a once in a life time oppertunity having the Olympics so close to where I live. Also, I love watching sport, so I'm practically in dream land for the next two weeks

Best I get is the football near me, but I suppose I'll be hit by Olympic fever on Friday... Not quite feeling the love yet

eyehatecena
07-25-2012, 08:00 AM
i suppose i will watch some of it as my gf wants to watch it. That plus i think thats all that will be on NBC

Amerinaine
07-25-2012, 08:08 AM
Best I get is the football near me, but I suppose I'll be hit by Olympic fever on Friday... Not quite feeling the love yet

If it means anything, neither am I. My country will not care, but should, that I'm not cheering for the USA in 2 sports. Women's Tennis, I'm cheering for Maria Sharapova. I refuse to cheer for a poor example of sportsmanship in Serena Williams. Sharapova screams class as far as that goes. Than, I'm not rooting for Team USA Men's Basketball either. Cheering for them is like cheering for the House at the Casino. You know they are gonna win. So, I'll root for Spain or Venezuela or something.

Robareid
07-25-2012, 08:16 AM
Rght, main event writing time

eyehatecena
07-25-2012, 09:04 AM
yeah, i have to agree about the US Mens Basketball team- no use cheering for them, or watching them as they will win. As mush as i would love to see the US get a crapload of Gold Medals, i hope there is an upset when it comes to the mens basketball

VanHooliganX
07-25-2012, 10:16 AM
Nay bad lad :)

I'm syched for the opening of the Olympics, getting around to watching some ROH DVDs (well, atleast most of one) and finishing off Clash at the Coloseum

Aye I'm really pumped for it. You know what I'll be doing for 2 weeks minus the first saturday it's on when 1 of my teams are in the semis of the championship and excluding a few sports I'll be into it


If it means anything, neither am I. My country will not care, but should, that I'm not cheering for the USA in 2 sports. Women's Tennis, I'm cheering for Maria Sharapova. I refuse to cheer for a poor example of sportsmanship in Serena Williams. Sharapova screams class as far as that goes. Than, I'm not rooting for Team USA Men's Basketball either. Cheering for them is like cheering for the House at the Casino. You know they are gonna win. So, I'll root for Spain or Venezuela or something.

Good man! Glad you're putting someone classy like Maria over the disgrace that is Serena.

chunkkynutzzz
07-25-2012, 10:48 AM
IC as Chunkky: ...*holding a capri sun* Watever happened to George From Catering?

IC as Killa: I Wonder Tooo *slaps the capri sun out of chunkkys hand* and slashes chunkky across the face*

**chunkky is bleeding yelling in pain and in shock**

*killa laughs and throws a napkin at him* Clean yourself up Chunkky ,You Fuckin Prick Lil Bitch,that's How Everybody Feels about you *kicks him in the gut *spits on him*

Robareid
07-25-2012, 10:54 AM
IC as Chunkky: ...*holding a capri sun* Watever happened to George From Catering?

IC as Killa: I Wonder Tooo *slaps the capri sun out of chunkkys hand* and slashes chunkky across the face*

**chunkky is bleeding yelling in pain and in shock**

*killa laughs and throws a napkin at him* Clean yourself up Chunkky ,You Fuckin Prick Lil Bitch,that's How Everybody Feels about you *kicks him in the gut *spits on him*

Richards: Who the fuck let you out of prison?

wrestlingfan66513
07-25-2012, 11:37 AM
yeah, i have to agree about the US Mens Basketball team- no use cheering for them, or watching them as they will win. As mush as i would love to see the US get a crapload of Gold Medals, i hope there is an upset when it comes to the mens basketball

If the US Basketball team lost, that would be a huge upset and blow to their egos. But other than that go Team USA!!!

chunkkynutzzz
07-25-2012, 12:20 PM
Richards: Who the fuck let you out of prison?

**chunkky wakes up in a cold sweat** gasping for air**

My God!! I just had the craziest dream ever, killa wanted to kill me!

*phone rings* chunkky picks up*

Operator: Collect Call From Elite Pen..*chunkky hangs up Quick*

Shining Light
07-26-2012, 06:18 AM
CJ: Come on guys, let's get this thread up and running again!









































Penis.

VanHooliganX
07-26-2012, 06:26 AM
CJ: Come on guys, let's get this thread up and running again!









































Penis.

Van: *sighs* I never get used to you.

Shining Light
07-26-2012, 07:12 AM
Van: *sighs* I never get used to you.

CJ: I know right! That's the wonder of me, every day brings a brand new adventure... Granted the majority of them end up with me being arrested and banned from the nearest childrens hopsital but it's a good laugh

CricketTragic
07-26-2012, 07:30 AM
I will help the thread a little bit

Israel: I have been patiently awaiting my debut and do not get me wrong I could care less whether I start or not but the EWA fans deserve to see greatness in its purest form

VanHooliganX
07-26-2012, 07:44 AM
I will help the thread a little bit

Israel: I have been patiently awaiting my debut and do not get me wrong I could care less whether I start or not but the EWA fans deserve to see greatness in its purest form

Van: Oh yeah sure. :rolleyes: The fans here deserve slaps across the face.

CricketTragic
07-26-2012, 07:49 AM
Van: Oh yeah sure. :rolleyes: The fans here deserve slaps across the face.

Israel: Well why not? They cop it every wee when they realise you are still on the roster so I may as well continue the trend

BAAAAAA

Shining Light
07-26-2012, 08:21 AM
Israel: Well why not? They cop it every wee when they realise you are still on the roster so I may as well continue the trend

BAAAAAA

CJ: Alright guys, let's all just calm down here and sort this situation out like the mature, sexy adults we are...

CricketTragic
07-26-2012, 08:25 AM
CJ: Alright guys, let's all just calm down here and sort this situation out like the mature, sexy adults we are...

Israel: I never signed up for this, CJ please stick to the school yards because you are not getting anything here

Robareid
07-26-2012, 08:28 AM
Israel: I never signed up for this, CJ please stick to the school yards because you are not getting anything here

Richards: He's totally playing hard to get

VanHooliganX
07-26-2012, 08:43 AM
Richards: He's totally playing hard to get

Van: He'll crack when CJ puts on his charm.

eyehatecena
07-26-2012, 08:44 AM
taco torres: senor hot, me sorry me and me brother have madeded you pissed. Me did not mean to and senor black forced me into a hardcore match with you. Me sorry that me will bring many dangerous weapons. They will be so dangerous me will finally get me name up there with the best when me beat you at the clash

CricketTragic
07-26-2012, 08:50 AM
Van: He'll crack when CJ puts on his charm.

Israel: That would never happen Van you better get that straight right away

Shining Light
07-26-2012, 11:00 AM
Israel: I never signed up for this, CJ please stick to the school yards because you are not getting anything here

CJ: Oh yes you did! Anyone who signs up for EWA is required to spend half an hour in the closet with either myself or Heskey... So take your pick.

Robareid
07-26-2012, 11:02 AM
Richards: Oh, and as a warning... Heskey bites

Shining Light
07-26-2012, 11:08 AM
Richards: Oh, and as a warning... Heskey bites

CJ: Oh aye, he likes it rough does our Heskey!

chunkkynutzzz
07-26-2012, 11:45 AM
IC as Friend of killa: Visiting Hours to See Noreaga "killa" Reyes are

Monday and Tuesday they are closed

Wedsnesday and thursdays from 1pm-9pm *register by 8pm

Friday,Saturday, and Sundays 8am-4pm *register by 2pm

Thank You For The support , my friend has been innocent in this entire ordeal and people just lie about him, yes he is a rebel but all people lash out when they try to have a good time .thank you wrestling community

#delusional

Shining Light
07-26-2012, 11:51 AM
IC as Mom of killa: Visiting Hours to See Noreaga "killa" Reyes are

Monday and Tuesday they are closed

Wedsnesday and thursdays from 1pm-9pm *register by 8pm

Friday,Saturday, and Sundays 8am-4pm *register by 2pm

Thank You For The support , my son has been innocent in this entire ordeal and people just lie about him, yes he is a rebel but all kids lash out when they try to have a good time .thank you wrestling community

#delusional



*CJ hands Killa's Mom a cake in the shape of a penis*

CJ: Give this to Killa will you? Tell him that we're all thinking of him in these troubled times...

Robareid
07-26-2012, 11:53 AM
*CJ hands Killa's Mom a cake in the shape of a penis*

CJ: Give this to Killa will you? Tell him that we're all thinking of him in these troubled times...

Richards: So thoughful of you

Shining Light
07-26-2012, 12:25 PM
Richards: So thoughful of you

CJ: My pleasure! Just doing my duty as GM of Fury to ensure that my superstars are well looked after

wrestlingfan66513
07-26-2012, 12:30 PM
CJ: Oh yes you did! Anyone who signs up for EWA is required to spend half an hour in the closet with either myself or Heskey... So take your pick.

Mayhem: Except me, I was able to get it written out of my contract. CatC is coming and soon I will become the first ever Carnage World Champion.

eyehatecena
07-26-2012, 02:16 PM
paco torres: me want a cake CJ, today is Tacos birthday

eyehatecena
07-26-2012, 02:20 PM
can't wait for the Clash- i will finally change my sig then, lol. Actually the matches and segments look awesome. Really not much more left to do

Krysys
07-26-2012, 02:34 PM
CJ: My pleasure! Just doing my duty as GM of Fury to ensure that my superstars are well looked after

Gya: You.. Weird little man indeed..

CricketTragic
07-26-2012, 08:53 PM
Richards: Oh, and as a warning... Heskey bites

Israel: I do not know who this Heskey Gentleman is but MY contract states very clearly the conditions of my continued oparticipation and extra cirricular activities was not a condition that I promise you

Robareid
07-27-2012, 05:16 AM
Right, everything is pretty much done now, with the exception of a single match which is being written by Pau as we speak.

That means... It's time to post this big ass motherfucker! It's going to take A WHILE. What with all the linking up, colouring, formatting and other stuff, I'm guessing it'll take about four hours to get it up, give or take around two hours. Needless to say I won't be doing it all in one stint.

I'll be making a start now though... wish me luck :)

Robareid
07-27-2012, 05:58 AM
I forgot to write the opening, so I just do it now. It took me fourty minutes to fully write it out and colour it... WHAT THE FUCK!

VanHooliganX
07-27-2012, 06:05 AM
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH CATC!

Finally!

> Pumped
> Excited
> Body is ready

Pick 3!

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-27-2012, 06:07 AM
Can't wait to see this masterpiece hit. Gonna be a big show.

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-27-2012, 06:07 AM
Literally.

Robareid
07-27-2012, 07:05 AM
Urgh, I'm close to tapping. It's taken me nearly two hours to do four matches. Out of more than 20! And they're the openers, aka they're a lot shorter. I'll post another match or two then take a break for lunch

Robareid
07-27-2012, 07:41 AM
Well, I got through another few matches, but I'm taking a break for lunch now. At a nice place to stop, with a whole page now done in the show thread. I'll post a bit more later.

So far, every match bar the opener has had at least one bot in, so there has been a fair bit of filler, but we've got most of those matches. A couple of important debuts and results, but after this point the PPV really goes up a gear.

So far my highlight as a reader has been:

The debut of Black Blooded and Darius and their beginings of a fued with Mixed Emotions

eyehatecena
07-27-2012, 09:34 AM
i guess i could have made the johnny hot match shorter. I just had too much fun thinking of new ways to torture taco

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 09:37 AM
Well, I got through another few matches, but I'm taking a break for lunch now. At a nice place to stop, with a whole page now done in the show thread. I'll post a bit more later.

So far, every match bar the opener has had at least one bot in, so there has been a fair bit of filler, but we've got most of those matches. A couple of important debuts and results, but after this point the PPV really goes up a gear.

So far my highlight as a reader has been:

The debut of Black Blooded and Darius and their beginings of a fued with Mixed Emotions

Yeah, that was my favorite too, I think it will go far
not that I'm biased or anything.

Robareid
07-27-2012, 10:08 AM
Yeah, that was my favorite too, I think it will go far
not that I'm biased or anything.

Do they have an official name yet? Black Blooded Fury?

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 10:10 AM
Do they have an official name yet? Black Blooded Fury?

Still Black Blooded :)

Robareid
07-27-2012, 10:12 AM
Still Black Blooded :)

Bit harsh on poor little Darius...

CGBigMan
07-27-2012, 10:13 AM
any more to come yet rob
im becoming giddy
(not the person lol)

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 10:15 AM
Bit harsh on poor little Darius...
to be fair, he suggested it, I think
figured it would work out kinda like a biker gang, quite a few of those take their name from their founder, or in this case, founders. :)
I hope that if Vandarius has a different idea then he will message me so we can come up with a name :)

Robareid
07-27-2012, 10:28 AM
any more to come yet rob
im becoming giddy
(not the person lol)

Yep, and it's coming now


to be fair, he suggested it, I think
figured it would work out kinda like a biker gang, quite a few of those take their name from their founder, or in this case, founders. :)
I hope that if Vandarius has a different idea then he will message me so we can come up with a name :)

Fairy snuff :)

Robareid
07-27-2012, 11:12 AM
Right, that'll do for another bunch of posting. I'm getting there.

We're really getting into the meat and potatoe of the PPV now. No more jobber squashes, all competitive matches. Props to R(ob) for that awesome promo to end out this bunch of posting, and the Victor Crawford viginette was also awesome. Jose's work for his two guys was very original and a great idea.

We're now 21/50 segments through the show, although the segments probably get a bit longer as the show goes on so we're probably somewhere between a third and two fifths way through

CGBigMan
07-27-2012, 11:16 AM
Sad to see my long ass reign end
had to happen someday

IC:
*Jack is still holding his eye in pain*
GOD DAMMIT
This is the last time i get screwed
Croft, Atremis! ill get that title back
and you can bank on that!

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 11:49 AM
Right, that'll do for another bunch of posting. I'm getting there.

We're really getting into the meat and potatoe of the PPV now. No more jobber squashes, all competitive matches. Props to R(ob) for that awesome promo to end out this bunch of posting, and the Victor Crawford viginette was also awesome. Jose's work for his two guys was very original and a great idea.

We're now 21/50 segments through the show, although the segments probably get a bit longer as the show goes on so we're probably somewhere between a third and two fifths way through

It's awesome so far

wrestlingfan66513
07-27-2012, 12:01 PM
Pride: Our hometown saw us finish our business with Fresh Amirez in a competitive match. Now they finally understand why our theatrical fusion of wrestling and opera is truly unique and impactful. Now on to Black Blooded, we have seen what you guys can do and if it always takes 3 of you to win a simple tag match, then we are not impressed.

Sorrow: I am ticked off that I am going to have to put more effort, but make no mistake when I put you down once, I won't have to do it again. Our match is in the opening acts right now, so you may get ahead of us soon, but the opera always ends with the heroes on top.

Pride: Veni, Vidi, Vici

Sorrow: I came, I saw, I conquered

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 12:15 PM
Pride: Our hometown saw us finish our business with Fresh Amirez in a competitive match. Now they finally understand why our theatrical fusion of wrestling and opera is truly unique and impactful. Now on to Black Blooded, we have seen what you guys can do and if it always takes 3 of you to win a simple tag match, then we are not impressed.

Sorrow: I am ticked off that I am going to have to put more effort, but make no mistake when I put you down once, I won't have to do it again. Our match is in the opening acts right now, so you may get ahead of us soon, but the opera always ends with the heroes on top.

Pride: Veni, Vidi, Vici

Sorrow: I came, I saw, I conquered

Mr. Blood: If you think we only win when we outnumber our opponents then you haven't been paying attention. There is a reason that we call ourselves, and indeed we are the Dominant Predators of this industry. Go look at our debut in HWA, look at the entire tag tournament over in ICW. Hell look at the entire body of work that we have for over a decade. We aren't just some chumps that decided to team together one day, we are a cohesive unit, one mind in two distinct frames, one purpose and that purpose is winning gold, pure and simple.

Mr. Black: Life is less complicated that way

Mr. Blood: Now you boys had a bit of a fight, that's true, but nothing in your career has adequately prepared you for the controlled destruction that Black Blooded brings everywhere we go. Now as for our newest brother in arms, the incredibly talented Mr. Fury, that was a good business decision, and a matter of doing what will be the most useful long term, you can try to spin it however you want, however at the end of the day the fact remains that we are three of the deadliest fighters in this, or any promotion. It just made good sense for us to work together.

Mr. Black: He is one of the best

However you don't need to worry about him, or the incredible rise through the singles ranks that you will see from him, all you have to worry about is us, because when we get ahold of you, we are going to run you the fuck over.

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal

Mr. Blood: Just Business

Robareid
07-27-2012, 12:29 PM
It's awesome so far

Glad you're enjoying it

wrestlingfan66513
07-27-2012, 12:29 PM
Mr. Blood: If you think we only win when we outnumber our opponents then you haven't been paying attention. There is a reason that we call ourselves, and indeed we are the Dominant Predators of this industry. Go look at our debut in HWA, look at the entire tag tournament over in ICW. Hell look at the entire body of work that we have for over a decade. We aren't just some chumps that decided to team together one day, we are a cohesive unit, one mind in two distinct frames, one purpose and that purpose is winning gold, pure and simple.

Mr. Black: Life is less complicated that way

Mr. Blood: Now you boys had a bit of a fight, that's true, but nothing in your career has adequately prepared you for the controlled destruction that Black Blooded brings everywhere we go. Now as for our newest brother in arms, the incredibly talented Mr. Fury, that was a good business decision, and a matter of doing what will be the most useful long term, you can try to spin it however you want, however at the end of the day the fact remains that we are three of the deadliest fighters in this, or any promotion. It just made good sense for us to work together.

Mr. Black: He is one of the best

However you don't need to worry about him, or the incredible rise through the singles ranks that you will see from him, all you have to worry about is us, because when we get ahold of you, we are going to run you the fuck over.

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal

Mr. Blood: Just Business

Pride: In case you haven't figured it out yet, we are brothers so we aren't some random pair tossed together. We grew up together perfecting our craft to ensure we create the most dramatic matches wherever we go. Last night we showed everyone that we can back up what we say and you both created a twist at the ending giving us a chance to write a sequel to our success.

Sorrow: By the way we did just what you said and checked out your record.

Pride: You won the ICW titles after someone came out and gave you a boost in the ladder match. Your last match in HWA was a handicapped match where you had to cheat to win. But don't worry, we have been expecting something like this to happen all along.

Sorrow: The heroes always face off against a force greater than their selves but win at the end because they outclass them.

Pride: And I guarantee you that you may appear dominant in the first act or the second act. But when our performance reaches the climax and the crowd is on it's toes because they just don't know what's going to happen, we will pull out our ace and prove we are the primo divos, or the stars of the show.

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 01:03 PM
Pride: In case you haven't figured it out yet, we are brothers so we aren't some random pair tossed together. We grew up together perfecting our craft to ensure we create the most dramatic matches wherever we go. Last night we showed everyone that we can back up what we say and you both created a twist at the ending giving us a chance to write a sequel to our success.

Sorrow: By the way we did just what you said and checked out your record.

Pride: You won the ICW titles after someone came out and gave you a boost in the ladder match. Your last match in HWA was a handicapped match where you had to cheat to win. But don't worry, we have been expecting something like this to happen all along.

Sorrow: The heroes always face off against a force greater than their selves but win at the end because they outclass them.

Pride: And I guarantee you that you may appear dominant in the first act or the second act. But when our performance reaches the climax and the crowd is on it's toes because they just don't know what's going to happen, we will pull out our ace and prove we are the primo divos, or the stars of the show.

Mr. Blood: You morons don't seem to understand, so let me try and explain it to you real slow. We aren't here to put on some sort of play with you, we are here to beat your asses, to visit so much pain upon both of you that you never ever make the mistake of thinking that you can equal up to us. Listen closely because with Black Blooded, the first act is usually the final one.

Mr. Black: Funny how our opponents end up on the shelf

Mr. Blood: We are simply bigger, stronger, faster, smarter and meaner than either of you could hope to be, you at your best are not equal to us at our worst.

chunkkynutzzz
07-27-2012, 01:07 PM
IC as Killa: ****collect call from Elite Prison**** ( anybody can take the call )

B-MCINTYRE
07-27-2012, 01:28 PM
Fucking donkeys should learn to play poker. That is all

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 02:15 PM
Fucking donkeys should learn to play poker. That is all

but what will happen to the Donkey Blackjack league?

eyehatecena
07-27-2012, 02:29 PM
wow, and thats only about half of the show thats been posted. If the weather is not shitty tonight, and there is more to post, i will post some of it tonight. I think a match or two is left to write by our mystery writer who is doing a great job. Anyways great promos from everyone

chunkkynutzzz
07-27-2012, 02:32 PM
IC as Killa: Well I Did What I Always Wanted to Do , And dats put a hurtin on dat bitchass niggin brandy ...

....he always had it comin and datt mangled neck , yea datt neck is leadin 2 retirement and permanent paralysis. There was a call Given to EWA from The Elite Prison..and it was juz to let it b known... I'm Out! And I'm Out to continue my Life Talent.. to kill everyone who breaths!

I Am datt Danger outside ya get warnd about #StreetKing

wrestlingfan66513
07-27-2012, 02:42 PM
Mr. Blood: You morons don't seem to understand, so let me try and explain it to you real slow. We aren't here to put on some sort of play with you, we are here to beat your asses, to visit so much pain upon both of you that you never ever make the mistake of thinking that you can equal up to us. Listen closely because with Black Blooded, the first act is usually the final one.

Mr. Black: Funny how our opponents end up on the shelf

Mr. Blood: We are simply bigger, stronger, faster, smarter and meaner than either of you could hope to be, you at your best are not equal to us at our worst.

Pride: That's where your wrong. The opera and wrestling are about drawing the crowd in to your performance and proving you are the best out on stage. We don't care if you don't want to corporate because the last thing we want to do is play biker and ride on your power wheels.

Sorrow: If you think we are anything like your other opponents than you better open your eyes because there is no other team like us.

Pride: And if you do decide to get in the ring with us, then we make sure you enjoy A Night at the Opera.

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 02:52 PM
Pride: That's where your wrong. The opera and wrestling are about drawing the crowd in to your performance and proving you are the best out on stage. We don't care if you don't want to corporate because the last thing we want to do is play biker and ride on your power wheels.

Sorrow: If you think we are anything like your other opponents than you better open your eyes because there is no other team like us.

Pride: And if you do decide to get in the ring with us, then we make sure you enjoy A Night at the Opera.

Mr. Blood: The Opera and wrestling? Look man, I've fucked a few fat chicks in my life myself, but we've never called it that. What this is, what survival always is, is a fight, and make no mistake, when you fight against us, you fight for your very survival. We break bones, we end careers, we end dreams, we end lives. You boys can prance about, and try to pretend that there is some deeper meaning to it all, but in the end all it comes down to is Black Blooded kicking your asses around every arena you are unfortunate enough to face us at.

Mr. Black: We will beat your asses all over God's green earth.

Mr. Blood: See, you guys are cocky, cocky because you haven't had any real competition here, cocky because you saw a few tapes of us and think you know just what level of violence we bring to the fight, cocky because you haven't had a real team to face, a team that is made up of 2 men that are as close as brothers, who have fought and bled all over this fucking world, and came out on top every single time.

You boys, are cocky, while Black and I are merely confident of our success. We have proved over and over again, for over a decade that we are the Dominant Predators of this industry, and boys, you are just prey.

HolyJose2391
07-27-2012, 02:59 PM
Hope you guys enjoyed my promo. I enjoyed the camera man's reaction the best haha

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 03:03 PM
Hope you guys enjoyed my promo. I enjoyed the camera man's reaction the best haha
that was rather entertaining

wrestlingfan66513
07-27-2012, 03:11 PM
Mr. Blood: The Opera and wrestling? Look man, I've fucked a few fat chicks in my life myself, but we've never called it that. What this is, what survival always is, is a fight, and make no mistake, when you fight against us, you fight for your very survival. We break bones, we end careers, we end dreams, we end lives. You boys can prance about, and try to pretend that there is some deeper meaning to it all, but in the end all it comes down to is Black Blooded kicking your asses around every arena you are unfortunate enough to face us at.

Mr. Black: We will beat your asses all over God's green earth.

Mr. Blood: See, you guys are cocky, cocky because you haven't had any real competition here, cocky because you saw a few tapes of us and think you know just what level of violence we bring to the fight, cocky because you haven't had a real team to face, a team that is made up of 2 men that are as close as brothers, who have fought and bled all over this fucking world, and came out on top every single time.

You boys, are cocky, while Black and I are merely confident of our success. We have proved over and over again, for over a decade that we are the Dominant Predators of this industry, and boys, you are just prey.

Pride: If anyone's cocky it's you guys. You think riding down the ramp with you little bikes and renaming Darius makes you tough. You think just because you never experienced a real tag team loss before makes you invincible and you think we don't know how to dig down and put on a horror production. Well your wrong. We can and will step up if we need to to show you guys what we are really about and can sink down to your level if we need to.

Sorrow: My brother may not be the violent one in the group, but I can make sure neither of you make it out of your first Carnage.

Pride: If you guys are so tough, why not face us with out your ringleader holding your hand. We are man enough to handle our own business and if you guys are real men, face us by yourselves at Carnage.

OOC: Damn Asher we can't get away from each other can we.

Asherdelampyr
07-27-2012, 03:23 PM
Pride: If anyone's cocky it's you guys. You think riding down the ramp with you little bikes and renaming Darius makes you tough. You think just because you never experienced a real tag team loss before makes you invincible and you think we don't know how to dig down and put on a horror production. Well your wrong. We can and will step up if we need to to show you guys what we are really about and can sink down to your level if we need to.

Sorrow: My brother may not be the violent one in the group, but I can make sure neither of you make it out of your first Carnage.

Pride: If you guys are so tough, why not face us with out your ringleader holding your hand. We are man enough to handle our own business and if you guys are real men, face us by yourselves at Carnage.

OOC: Damn Asher we can't get away from each other can we.

Mr. Blood: Do we think that riding down on our Custom Choppers makes us tough? what are you, fucking retarded? Or did you just not listen carefully enough? We are tough because we have taken out everyone else that has dared to come up against us. We are tough because we both survived years in an environment that kills hardened soldiers every single night. We are tough, you ignorant pansy ass sons of bitches, because we dominate wherever we are.

Mr. Black: That is what toughness is

Mr. Blood: Now as far as giving Fury his new name? That was to show even the stupidest asshole here that he is part of our family now, and no matter what happens, we have his back. That was to put every single one of you morons on notice, that if you fuck with Fury, we break you in half. You want a "fair" fight? Well we can't do that since even facing just one of us you are outnumbered but we can tell you that you will face Black and I alone.

We don't need anyone else to beat your asses, and while that little bitch Pigeon can cry all he wants about unfair advantages and calling in help the fact of the matter is that we sure as hell did not need any help in order to knock both him and his whiny ass side-kick the fuck out, and leave them lying in the scattered pieces of shattered tables, in pools of their own blood. No we did that the good old fashioned way, by beating the holy hell out of the both of them until they had nothing left. The fact of the matter is that with or without Slick, Black Blooded would have left champions. We already had the match won, and the only reason either Pigeon or that moron partner of his even know that Slick was out there is because they watched the match later.

Mr. Black: We'll bring the whipping, you bring your punk asses.

Mr. Blood: Anytime, anywhere. Black Blooded is always ready to take out the trash.

Mr. Black: Come and get your bones broken

OOC: It's true, we will turn into one of the great e-fed rivalries I feel :p

eyehatecena
07-27-2012, 04:16 PM
yeah, thought was pretty cool with the HJ and Michael pope, pope mobile promo, lol. I have been to vatican city before at it was all very moving. I was a bit down as not seeing the pope mobile thought. That would have been as awesome as standing in the sistine chapel

HolyJose2391
07-27-2012, 05:56 PM
Yeah it popped into my Head when I heard it was in Rome and thought of it. The pope mobile had to make an appearance in this promo somehow lol

chunkkynutzzz
07-27-2012, 06:14 PM
Did ya see how mangled Brandon Neck looked?

eyehatecena
07-27-2012, 09:49 PM
http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/romame.jpg

Fun fact- EHC in Rome

eyehatecena
07-27-2012, 11:10 PM
Aight, posted two more matches and a vignette for ?????????. Yes, ?????????? will debut in EWA

wrestlingfan66513
07-28-2012, 01:29 AM
Mr. Blood: Do we think that riding down on our Custom Choppers makes us tough? what are you, fucking retarded? Or did you just not listen carefully enough? We are tough because we have taken out everyone else that has dared to come up against us. We are tough because we both survived years in an environment that kills hardened soldiers every single night. We are tough, you ignorant pansy ass sons of bitches, because we dominate wherever we are.

Mr. Black: That is what toughness is

Mr. Blood: Now as far as giving Fury his new name? That was to show even the stupidest asshole here that he is part of our family now, and no matter what happens, we have his back. That was to put every single one of you morons on notice, that if you fuck with Fury, we break you in half. You want a "fair" fight? Well we can't do that since even facing just one of us you are outnumbered but we can tell you that you will face Black and I alone.

We don't need anyone else to beat your asses, and while that little bitch Pigeon can cry all he wants about unfair advantages and calling in help the fact of the matter is that we sure as hell did not need any help in order to knock both him and his whiny ass side-kick the fuck out, and leave them lying in the scattered pieces of shattered tables, in pools of their own blood. No we did that the good old fashioned way, by beating the holy hell out of the both of them until they had nothing left. The fact of the matter is that with or without Slick, Black Blooded would have left champions. We already had the match won, and the only reason either Pigeon or that moron partner of his even know that Slick was out there is because they watched the match later.

Mr. Black: We'll bring the whipping, you bring your punk asses.

Mr. Blood: Anytime, anywhere. Black Blooded is always ready to take out the trash.

Mr. Black: Come and get your bones broken

OOC: It's true, we will turn into one of the great e-fed rivalries I feel :p

LOL, Hawk is on the same show also just in the world title picture and heel.

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-28-2012, 03:39 AM
So, how did everyone feel about the Artemis promo? Thoughts, opinions? And thank you to Roba and EWA creative for allowing Artemis Eclipse to be your TV Champion!

Robareid
07-28-2012, 05:34 AM
So, how did everyone feel about the Artemis promo? Thoughts, opinions? And thank you to Roba and EWA creative for allowing Artemis Eclipse to be your TV Champion!

You know my feelings on it. *shakes head* Why did I book this guy to a title?

CGBigMan
07-28-2012, 06:34 AM
So, how did everyone feel about the Artemis promo? Thoughts, opinions? And thank you to Roba and EWA creative for allowing Artemis Eclipse to be your TV Champion!
Great promo my friend
hope your reign will be just as good as mine:)

eyehatecena
07-28-2012, 08:33 AM
well of course the promos are great Rob and i know you will be a great TV champ. And of course, welcome into Croft Limited, will now probably gget to work with you.

eyehatecena
07-28-2012, 10:06 PM
Posted a little bit more for Roba- just a few more matches and segments left to post

Amerinaine
07-28-2012, 10:41 PM
IC: Lawman: And that is how you make an IMPRESSION on someone. Quote the Fucking Truth!!!

HolyJose2391
07-28-2012, 10:50 PM
Ic as Michael:*patiently waiting in the back* So Malcolm Cage the man who needed my brothers TV title reign in JBW is the next number one contender. Well when I win tonight I'll be more than happy to defend against him. Now I need to check on Rob Rage, Croft what you did is despicable I know Rob won't let that pass

eyehatecena
07-29-2012, 12:13 AM
Ic as Michael:*patiently waiting in the back* So Malcolm Cage the man who needed my brothers TV title reign in JBW is the next number one contender. Well when I win tonight I'll be more than happy to defend against him. Now I need to check on Rob Rage, Croft what you did is despicable I know Rob won't let that pass

Hanz: Hey, I kept my word. Nobody interfered in our match. Of course we had to send him a message after I kicked his ass. As far as Malcolm, congrats on the win. After Kidd beats the hell of of you Michael, I'll beat him for the title, then you can see me defend the title against Cage. I'll send him to the back of the line with you though

Barbie: Finally with winners. Sorry Muir, your best days are behind you


OOC: The Kidd/Michael match is awesome. I think Roba, Ben, Shining, mystery writer and myself did a pretty good job with the matches- and everybody did great with their promos

Robareid
07-29-2012, 05:15 AM
FINALLY! THE SHOW IS... POSTED!!!!!!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

37 posts. Thirty fucking seven. That my friends, was a long ass show.

I spent like five and a half hours just posting the fucker! WTF!

So, here's the deal. Creative, as in EHC, Shining, Pau, Ben but mostly me ;), took hours on this show. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY hours! So what would be really nice, is for after you've read it, to leave some feedback. Not just "Good show" or "enjoyed reading it" but some detailed feedback.

Which parts were your highlights?
Which promos were the best?
Best match?
Top five moments of the show?
Top five promos?
What could be improved?

I don't care how you do it, I just want some feedback. When people write a show, and all they get back is "Nice show" it's a bit downheartening. So please take a bit of time to give some detailed-ish feedback. It doesn't have to be overly long, a short paragraph will do. But feedback is much appreciated :)

Love you EWA <3

I've now got shitloads of shit to do updating the batcave for the next month (well, until the nexty PPV, I'm making no promises about timings as usual). I'll do that in a bit though, I need to watch some more of the 1000th RAW

Asherdelampyr
07-29-2012, 07:06 AM
FINALLY! THE SHOW IS... POSTED!!!!!!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

37 posts. Thirty fucking seven. That my friends, was a long ass show.

I spent like five and a half hours just posting the fucker! WTF!

So, here's the deal. Creative, as in EHC, Shining, Pau, Ben but mostly me ;), took hours on this show. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY hours! So what would be really nice, is for after you've read it, to leave some feedback. Not just "Good show" or "enjoyed reading it" but some detailed feedback.

Which parts were your highlights?
Which promos were the best?
Best match?
Top five moments of the show?
Top five promos?
What could be improved?

I don't care how you do it, I just want some feedback. When people write a show, and all they get back is "Nice show" it's a bit downheartening. So please take a bit of time to give some detailed-ish feedback. It doesn't have to be overly long, a short paragraph will do. But feedback is much appreciated :)

Love you EWA <3

I've now got shitloads of shit to do updating the batcave for the next month (well, until the nexty PPV, I'm making no promises about timings as usual). I'll do that in a bit though, I need to watch some more of the 1000th RAW
I totally agree with your sentiments here, so here goes:

Announcers:
Love the back and forth between the announcers, it feels authentic, love how instead of just hating along alignment you have announcers hating people for actual reasons as well. Also love the show against show vibe that they create.

Videos:

Love all the video choices, and thanks for including videos of things like the double moonsault and the like (Though that one kept me distracted for like an hour, sending it to my coworkers) Really helped to visualize the moves I was not as familiar with.

Promos:
Better men than me will try and fail to rank these, all I can really say here is that I loved all of them, and the Panzer/Hanz one reminded me of the old ECW team promos, and a bit of Edge, Mick and Lita's style on One Night Stand.

Debuts:
There were a few of them, and yet each one had a different feel to it, Malcom Cage coming out and showing up Van was my 2nd favorite. (Bit biased toward's Victor)

Croft Limited:
Reminds me of Heenan's family, and it's awesome. Really looking forward to seeing what happens there.

Asherdelampyr
07-29-2012, 07:13 AM
Crawford: Mike Hawk, I be watchin ye for some time, and ye not be a fighta, ye be nothin more than a baby what hates not gettin his way. What ye did ta Dingo was unnacceptable, and if ye thunk fer one minute that I would evea ally meself with scum like ye than ye be stupider than a sheep what got drowned in the rain. Tha fact that ye needed ta use weapons like that, and that ye felt tha need ta attack tha man's dingly danglies jus goes ta show what kind of a man ye aren't.

As fer Mr. Bellamy sir, I didn wan ta bring ye inta my business with yer boyo Hawk, but I dun let anyone hit me, no matter who they be or what authority they carry. However with ye not really bein a fighta anymore and bein more a office type I took care ta jus give ye a nice nap, instead o actually hurtin ye.

My name be Victor Crawford, and unlike ye two, I be a man o' honor.

Robareid
07-29-2012, 07:17 AM
I totally agree with your sentiments here, so here goes:

Announcers:
Love the back and forth between the announcers, it feels authentic, love how instead of just hating along alignment you have announcers hating people for actual reasons as well. Also love the show against show vibe that they create.

Videos:

Love all the video choices, and thanks for including videos of things like the double moonsault and the like (Though that one kept me distracted for like an hour, sending it to my coworkers) Really helped to visualize the moves I was not as familiar with.

Promos:
Better men than me will try and fail to rank these, all I can really say here is that I loved all of them, and the Panzer/Hanz one reminded me of the old ECW team promos, and a bit of Edge, Mick and Lita's style on One Night Stand.

Debuts:
There were a few of them, and yet each one had a different feel to it, Malcom Cage coming out and showing up Van was my 2nd favorite. (Bit biased toward's Victor)

Croft Limited:
Reminds me of Heenan's family, and it's awesome. Really looking forward to seeing what happens there.

Thanks for the feedback :)

With Rich and Herb I try to get into their mindset when writing for them. Rich is me at my most bitchy and tired, who really can't give a fuck what people think of him and likes to go against the trend just to get a reaction. Herb is me at my best, often when I'm with a girl I like, always saying the "right" thing, supporting things that are "good" and being politically correct.

I'm glad you enjoyed the videos. When B-Mac put down the double moonsault as a finisher, I searched it and saw that video. I must have watched it atleast 50 times now, and it still amazes me. How the hell does he get that many rotations in? It's unreal!

I agree, we had some really great promos for this show. I was a big fan of the Black Blooded- Mixed Emotions work, as well as all stuff involving Artemis Eclipse as well as several others

We did have a fair few debuts at this show, and we tried to not make them repetitive. I'm glad it came off that way.

I'm glad you're a fan of Croft's Limited. I've had that one in the works since I took over EWA eight months ago, but we've had soooo many delays it's only come about now. I was worried it would just look like we were copying the Clique in HWA, but it's a different sort of Takeover. Like you said, more Hennan Family/The Corporation than Nexus/Fortune/nWo. I'm really excited to develop this here, as EWA finally has a major storyline instead of lots of just one on one fueds. We've finally got some direction lol

Again, thanks for the feedback, much appreciated :)

CGBigMan
07-29-2012, 08:20 AM
My god the ppv was epic
i commend you Rob and EHC for a incredible show

IC:Ill get that belt back no matter what it takes
i don't care if all of your lackeys help Artemis ill get it

eyehatecena
07-29-2012, 09:01 AM
it was not just Roba and i. Ben and Pau did the carnage matches and Shining did some writing for the Fury side.

CGBigMan
07-29-2012, 09:10 AM
it was not just Roba and i. Ben and Pau did the carnage matches and Shining did some writing for the Fury side.
i see
I commend Ben, Pau, Rob EHC and Shining for a fantastic show

Robareid
07-29-2012, 09:13 AM
i see
I commend Ben, Pau, Rob EHC and Shining for a fantastic show

Thank you very much, glad you enjoyed it

eyehatecena
07-29-2012, 09:51 AM
i am going to have to re read it all in one sitting to pick my fav promo. I do think Artemis' Croft promo and my Hanz, Panzer Croft bit fit together well- with Art talking about signing with Croft and Hanz praisning Croft. Arts promo for that was not posted in HQ when I wrote mine.. As far as the Panzer bit, Barbie is now full on heel, and i figure what better way to show how bad ass she is now was to viscously attack her sister. The Barbie heel turn was Roba's idea, and well, i was more than happy to go along with it. Heels are fun to write for.

VanHooliganX
07-29-2012, 09:54 AM
Very good PPV lads! Well done!

wrestlingfan66513
07-29-2012, 11:48 AM
Mayhem: I AM NUMBER 1! I am now the first ever Carnage World Champion and I made an example on Dingo by delivering one of the worst beatings on the show. I'd also like to point out the beer came from Australia so it was easy to get the fan to spit it out. But all things aside, Crawford, I don't know who you think you are, but after witnessing the punishment Dingo received and how far I went to make him suffer, you better watch your back. But there is no need to worry, tonight it's a time of celebration and I am the world champion! The era of Mayhem is here and it will never go away.

VanHooliganX
07-29-2012, 12:33 PM
Mayhem: I AM NUMBER 1! I am now the first ever Carnage World Champion and I made an example on Dingo by delivering one of the worst beatings on the show. I'd also like to point out the beer came from Australia so it was easy to get the fan to spit it out. But all things aside, Crawford, I don't know who you think you are, but after witnessing the punishment Dingo received and how far I went to make him suffer, you better watch your back. But there is no need to worry, tonight it's a time of celebration and I am the world champion! The era of Mayhem is here and it will never go away.

Van: *claps*congrats Mike. Well deserved. Although you were never going to lose to that waste of space. Well done.

CM Rock-Austin
07-29-2012, 06:52 PM
Great PPV guys, the longest one I have ever read! :D

Devon: Great job Adrian, we put on a hell of a match but in the end you lost, just like I said. Either way good luck in the future, for me on the other hand it is time to move on to bigger and better things. Maybe going after some titles, who knows but my time is coming to whoop ass and take more names!

wrestlingfan66513
07-30-2012, 12:01 AM
Back from work review time now. I loved the tag team matches, the Hanz and Panzer bit was really good and well played and the beginnings of the Black Blooded/Mixed Emotions feud looks fantastic. The Eclipse promo was my favorite and all three world title matches were top notch. The commentary during the matches were fun to listen to and serious at the same time.

Also thank you to everyone in creative for giving me a chance to become the first Carnage world champion. It is the first title in my short efedding career and I will do the most to make it mean something.

wrestlingfan66513
07-30-2012, 12:14 AM
Crawford: Mike Hawk, I be watchin ye for some time, and ye not be a fighta, ye be nothin more than a baby what hates not gettin his way. What ye did ta Dingo was unnacceptable, and if ye thunk fer one minute that I would evea ally meself with scum like ye than ye be stupider than a sheep what got drowned in the rain. Tha fact that ye needed ta use weapons like that, and that ye felt tha need ta attack tha man's dingly danglies jus goes ta show what kind of a man ye aren't.

As fer Mr. Bellamy sir, I didn wan ta bring ye inta my business with yer boyo Hawk, but I dun let anyone hit me, no matter who they be or what authority they carry. However with ye not really bein a fighta anymore and bein more a office type I took care ta jus give ye a nice nap, instead o actually hurtin ye.

My name be Victor Crawford, and unlike ye two, I be a man o' honor.

Mayhem: I said it earlier but will repeat myself once more for you. I will face anyone but no one gets a second chance. And I mean no one, Dingo is out of the way because of what I did and I made sure he won't come back for another shot at my or anyone else's title.

As for you, if you choose to face me, be warned I will use this policy on you. If you think what I did to Dingo was brutal, then wait til I get to you. I won't use the same method, but I will make sure the aftermath is the same. You are apart of the era of Mayhem whether you like it or not, and my only advice to you is to learn to love it because it will never end.

AirBourne
07-30-2012, 02:10 AM
Great PPV guys, really was. Hell of a job.

Wells: Blaine...is gone? Thanatos, destroyed him...now, I'll destroy Thanatos, just wait, that title, should be mine, and it will be soon..

eyehatecena
07-30-2012, 12:32 PM
will send out promo assignments for the second round of the IC thourney tonight. Ashers is in already. I know one is need from Van, Hot, Darius, Hawk, Rage and, shit i forget. When i get hom, i will look at the line up

chunkkynutzzz
07-30-2012, 07:31 PM
IC as killa: Ewa Will Release a New Killa Tshirt with Real Bloodstains on it for Authentisity..Make Sure Everybody Buys One for themselves and your neighbor

eyehatecena
07-30-2012, 10:29 PM
Back from work review time now. I loved the tag team matches, the Hanz and Panzer bit was really good and well played and the beginnings of the Black Blooded/Mixed Emotions feud looks fantastic. The Eclipse promo was my favorite and all three world title matches were top notch. The commentary during the matches were fun to listen to and serious at the same time.

Also thank you to everyone in creative for giving me a chance to become the first Carnage world champion. It is the first title in my short efedding career and I will do the most to make it mean something.

Finding some of the matches to use was hard- had to look back to go back to some pretty old matches. Commentary- Roba, Ben(sniff sniff), Shinning, Pau and myself pretty much keep things similar it seems- like you said- serious at times and fun/goofy at times.

Writting the fourway match actually was easier than I thought it would be

Robareid
07-31-2012, 01:46 PM
Rage: Croft, I don't care how many goons you've recruited. Hanz, Artie, Karl, Oli, Barbie and now Alex. I don't give a shit, I'll plow through all of them and get to you. Nothing can stop me.

CGBigMan
07-31-2012, 02:10 PM
Rage: Croft, I don't care how many goons you've recruited. Hanz, Artie, Karl, Oli, Barbie and now Alex. I don't give a shit, I'll plow through all of them and get to you. Nothing can stop me.

IC im with you all the way
i was screwed by croft and i want my title back

eyehatecena
07-31-2012, 02:21 PM
hanz: jack, art won the tv title fairly so quit your moaning. Rage, see, i kept my word, no interfernce in our match. The best man won. And poor little michael lost to kidd once again.

Asherdelampyr
07-31-2012, 02:32 PM
Mayhem: I said it earlier but will repeat myself once more for you. I will face anyone but no one gets a second chance. And I mean no one, Dingo is out of the way because of what I did and I made sure he won't come back for another shot at my or anyone else's title.

As for you, if you choose to face me, be warned I will use this policy on you. If you think what I did to Dingo was brutal, then wait til I get to you. I won't use the same method, but I will make sure the aftermath is the same. You are apart of the era of Mayhem whether you like it or not, and my only advice to you is to learn to love it because it will never end.

Crawford: Ye Don't know who I am eh? Maybe ye should be payin a bit more attention, maybe ye shoulda heard me tellin y'all who I be for months now. Maybe go back an see a recordin o' me showing that fool Heskey just who Victor Crawford be. I be the Full blooded Scto what's gon show you what a real fight looks like boyo. I be the man that shows ye what respect is.

CricketTragic
07-31-2012, 08:35 PM
Crawford: Ye Don't know who I am eh? Maybe ye should be payin a bit more attention, maybe ye shoulda heard me tellin y'all who I be for months now. Maybe go back an see a recordin o' me showing that fool Heskey just who Victor Crawford be. I be the Full blooded Scto what's gon show you what a real fight looks like boyo. I be the man that shows ye what respect is.

Guys I have an idea and didnt know where to post it so thought I could get EWA's opinion

On the EWN site we have all the topics from WWE, TNA, ROH etc where people speculate on things within the organisation

Could we do a similar thing here yo reckon where we have a thread with updates and rumuors and such and get peoples take on it?

What do you all think? I was just thinking would add more authenticity to the E-Fedding as a whole?

wrestlingfan66513
08-01-2012, 12:34 AM
Crawford: Ye Don't know who I am eh? Maybe ye should be payin a bit more attention, maybe ye shoulda heard me tellin y'all who I be for months now. Maybe go back an see a recordin o' me showing that fool Heskey just who Victor Crawford be. I be the Full blooded Scto what's gon show you what a real fight looks like boyo. I be the man that shows ye what respect is.

Mayhem: I've beaten Heskey already and not to mention Cass and Ramon were in that match so if you think that's going to scare me then your wrong. Also on that same show I beat Hanz which is much bigger than beating Heskey. I paved the way for new guys like you to come into Carnage, if I didn't take out Dingo then you would've been in an unemployment line somewhere. But if you want a shot at me, then face me like a man instead of jumping me after a match.

wrestlingfan66513
08-01-2012, 12:58 AM
Pride: Just when we were closing in on becoming the primo divos of the tag division, Black Blooded thinks they can come in and bully there way to the top. Something they don't know is we hold the baton and direct the beat of the music, they are just there for the ride.

Sorrow: Don't worry though, you guys are always welcome to be the buffo, fool, in our play. Hell you can even do a canzone to make a fool out of yourselves.

Asherdelampyr
08-01-2012, 09:03 AM
Mayhem: I've beaten Heskey already and not to mention Cass and Ramon were in that match so if you think that's going to scare me then your wrong. Also on that same show I beat Hanz which is much bigger than beating Heskey. I paved the way for new guys like you to come into Carnage, if I didn't take out Dingo then you would've been in an unemployment line somewhere. But if you want a shot at me, then face me like a man instead of jumping me after a match.

Crawford: Aye, Hesky was a bit o a pusho'er, and iffn ye want ta fight me, I always be ready, come an' get it boyo. I seen yer type afore, you people wha think that the world revolves around ye, well I got news fer ye, ye be more useless than fake tits on a dead pig, and yer cheatin and unsportsmanlike ways be o'er now. Ye try that shite wit me, and I'll break yer fukken arms.


Pride: Just when we were closing in on becoming the primo divos of the tag division, Black Blooded thinks they can come in and bully there way to the top. Something they don't know is we hold the baton and direct the beat of the music, they are just there for the ride.

Sorrow: Don't worry though, you guys are always welcome to be the buffo, fool, in our play. Hell you can even do a canzone to make a fool out of yourselves.

Mr. Blood: I'm not even sure that you are listening to the random ass nonsense that spews out of your mouths every fucking day. I mean, seriously, the baton, fool, canzone? You're all over the fucking place, just shut the fuck up. You think we had to bully our way to the top? No, we did not, firstly because any division that you two morons are on top of is in desperate need of salvation, and secondly because we were put here. See, we were brought in because EWA management recruited us. They came to us and asked us to come here, practically begged us to come and revitalize the tag team division, and after seeing what passed for a pay per view quality match before we got here? We are not surprised.

Mr. Black: You boys are fucking pathetic.

Mr. Blood: But by God we will drag you into the future of this industry, kicking and screaming if we have to. We are the Dominant Predators of this industry, and we were brought here to thin the herd. Your little song and dance routine is over, it's time for the real ass kickers, us, to take charge.

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal

Mr. Blood: Just Business.

OOC: Damn, just can't stop us from feuding.

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-01-2012, 10:07 AM
Artemis Eclipse is shown in the back, Gerald Croft is leaving his locker room smiling as we focus on Artemis looking at the EWA TV Championship. Artemis looks up at the cameraman and jumps up. He runs towards him and gives a high knee to his face, pushing the camera inward. The lens breaks and we see the fall backwards by the cameraman's viewpoint.

Artemis grabs the fallen cameraman by the collar as we see the camera laying on the ground facing them sideways.

Artemis: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? NO ONE TOLD YOU TO COME INTO MY ROOM! NO ONE TOLD YOU TO VIEW UPON ME, BREAKING MY RIGHTS TO PRIVACY!!! I SHOULD FUCKING BREAK YOU IN HALF!!!

The cameraman is crying and trying to break free.

Cameraman: I... I'm sorry Art... Artemis. I... I was to...

Artemis smacks him in the face as hard as possible. The cameraman screams and cries a bit more.

Cameraman: FUCK!! I... I was....

Artemis smacks him again. He then takes his fist, balls up and proceeds to punch him in the face. Again, again, again, blood begins to come out of the cameraman's mouth now. His nose begins bleeding as well. The cameraman has gone unconscious. The only noise being heard is the sickening thud of Artemis's fist to the cameraman's face.The blood is coming down off of his face as the broke lens tries to focus automatically.

He drops the cameraman as he looks over and see's the camera still laying on the ground. He walks over and picks it up. He props it on the dresser and sits down looking at it.

Artemis: You know... ever since I joined Croft's Limited... you people have had a lot to say about me. You've been talking about how disappointed you are in me. You've been talking about how I made the biggest mistake of my life. You've said that I have lost faith in myself... that I'm weak. No. Truth be told, I've lost faith in all of you. I've lost faith in democracy. I've lost faith in the fact that the best can get by just on talent alone. I've lost the ability to even remotely care anymore.

From now on, I play the politics. I play by those rules. Simple. You say I sold my soul to the devil. No, I didn't sell anything. I don't need to. Daddy Warbucks will buy me anything I want. They say money can't buy happiness but the fact is... it can. Money will make all of my dreams come true. You want to know my goal in EWA? I'll tell you. I'm going to unify the World Championships and defend them all. All the time. I will be a true Champion. I will be the only Champion. Sounds great right? Artemis Eclipse, EWA Unified World Heavyweight Champion.

Be on the look out... because I'm not on the outside looking in anymore. The killer has been let inside. The one person you DIDN'T want in, is here. I will change everything. I will change how things are done from the rotten core inside, out. Artemis Eclipse.... The Future King Of EWA signing off.

With that, he stands up and kicks the camera , turning it into static.

AirBourne
08-01-2012, 10:48 AM
Wells: Thanatos...where are you...?

CricketTragic
08-01-2012, 11:24 AM
Wells: Thanatos...where are you...?


Israel: You do not need to worry about Thanatos or any other wrestler in the EWA, You need to worry about The 'Instigator of Integrity' Mr Excellence Israel Pamich

The time is right for me to take my place as the standard to which you all aspire to but deep down know you will never reach

wrestlingfan66513
08-01-2012, 12:48 PM
Crawford: Aye, Hesky was a bit o a pusho'er, and iffn ye want ta fight me, I always be ready, come an' get it boyo. I seen yer type afore, you people wha think that the world revolves around ye, well I got news fer ye, ye be more useless than fake tits on a dead pig, and yer cheatin and unsportsmanlike ways be o'er now. Ye try that shite wit me, and I'll break yer fukken arms.

Mayhem: I don't think it revolves around me, I make it revolve around me. I have seen others who think they are entitled to things, but me, I come out each and every week to destroy whoever is in the ring to make people take notice. And if whoever I beat doesn't come back, well that's less competition in the future. And what I did to Dingo was a civil service, you think Australia wanted someone who ate a baby running around representing them, no I did them a favor like I am about to do yours a favor when I take you out.



Mr. Blood: I'm not even sure that you are listening to the random ass nonsense that spews out of your mouths every fucking day. I mean, seriously, the baton, fool, canzone? You're all over the fucking place, just shut the fuck up. You think we had to bully our way to the top? No, we did not, firstly because any division that you two morons are on top of is in desperate need of salvation, and secondly because we were put here. See, we were brought in because EWA management recruited us. They came to us and asked us to come here, practically begged us to come and revitalize the tag team division, and after seeing what passed for a pay per view quality match before we got here? We are not surprised.

Mr. Black: You boys are fucking pathetic.

Mr. Blood: But by God we will drag you into the future of this industry, kicking and screaming if we have to. We are the Dominant Predators of this industry, and we were brought here to thin the herd. Your little song and dance routine is over, it's time for the real ass kickers, us, to take charge.

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal

Mr. Blood: Just Business.

OOC: Damn, just can't stop us from feuding.

Pride: That's where your wrong, wrestling is an art just like opera. Every move that's made is all apart of the performance and the climax comes once we hit our finisher on you. You think it's a fluke we won at CatC? No we won because we were the better team and when we finally face off we will prove that once we beat both of you and shut you up. You can even bring you little ring leader, is it Fury now? Whatever, we will take you all out at once.

Sorrow: Just because you don't have enough class to understand our Italian terminology doesn't mean it's nonsense, it just means you have no class. But that should all change once we take you out to A Night at the Opera.

Pride: Veni, Vidi, Vici

Sorrow: I came, I saw, I conqured

Asherdelampyr
08-01-2012, 12:57 PM
Mayhem: I don't think it revolves around me, I make it revolve around me. I have seen others who think they are entitled to things, but me, I come out each and every week to destroy whoever is in the ring to make people take notice. And if whoever I beat doesn't come back, well that's less competition in the future. And what I did to Dingo was a civil service, you think Australia wanted someone who ate a baby running around representing them, no I did them a favor like I am about to do yours a favor when I take you out.

Crawford: Tha only favor I be interested in ye doin me is ta shut tha hell up. Ye talk an talk an talk about how tough ye be, yet when pressed ye have ta resort ta cheap tactics ta win tha fight. Unlike meself, when it be time for me ta fight, I give it me all, and iffn it be a tougher fight than I thought at firs, I jus dig deepa and try harda.





Pride: That's where your wrong, wrestling is an art just like opera. Every move that's made is all apart of the performance and the climax comes once we hit our finisher on you. You think it's a fluke we won at CatC? No we won because we were the better team and when we finally face off we will prove that once we beat both of you and shut you up. You can even bring you little ring leader, is it Fury now? Whatever, we will take you all out at once.

Sorrow: Just because you don't have enough class to understand our Italian terminology doesn't mean it's nonsense, it just means you have no class. But that should all change once we take you out to A Night at the Opera.

Pride: Veni, Vidi, Vici

Sorrow: I came, I saw, I conqured

Mr. Blood: Art? We are going to break every bone in both of your bodies, and you want to talk about it as art? Let me put this real clear. We are going to beat the holy hell out of both of you. It won't be pretty, it won't be artistic, it will just be a straight up ass beating. You may have won your match at Clash, however they have nothing on the Dominant Predators of this industry, Black Blooded.

Mr. Black: No team can beat us.

Mr. Blood: Now, given that your apparent love of self-destruction is leading you on a collision course with us, might we recommend a career change. You are not prepared for us, and I seriously doubt that you ever will be.

Rehmix
08-01-2012, 03:43 PM
Hey Guys, just wanted to say hi and thank you for letting me be a part of EWA finally, I want to thank Roba for the chance to come in and be a part of the company. I have heard great things and can't wait to be in this thread a lot more. And I had no idea what was going to happen at CatC. So to see the whole thing play out was even a shock to me. Just saying that I'm here and going to be around more.

eyehatecena
08-01-2012, 10:16 PM
Hey Guys, just wanted to say hi and thank you for letting me be a part of EWA finally, I want to thank Roba for the chance to come in and be a part of the company. I have heard great things and can't wait to be in this thread a lot more. And I had no idea what was going to happen at CatC. So to see the whole thing play out was even a shock to me. Just saying that I'm here and going to be around more.

Welcome aboard man.

Now to get started on the aftermath of Clash

Giddy
08-01-2012, 10:17 PM
Hey Guys, just wanted to say hi and thank you for letting me be a part of EWA finally, I want to thank Roba for the chance to come in and be a part of the company. I have heard great things and can't wait to be in this thread a lot more. And I had no idea what was going to happen at CatC. So to see the whole thing play out was even a shock to me. Just saying that I'm here and going to be around more.
My main man Rehmix! Great to see you here man! It's a blast :D

Destruction
08-02-2012, 03:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2J9F2sJMT4

Guess who's back bitches! :D

I leave you with my favorite film ever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xmWeHD9jwM

Amerinaine
08-02-2012, 04:30 AM
IC: Lawman: All I had to do at Clash was to hit the dumbass Blake with a microphone, and he went running. I need to be on TV. Who has got the Carnage TV Title Belt. I need to be on TV more often. I want a Title match, and I don't care who I have to push out of the way to get there. Quote the Fucking Truth!

Shining Light
08-02-2012, 04:43 AM
IC: Lawman: All I had to do at Clash was to hit the dumbass Blake with a microphone, and he went running. I need to be on TV. Who has got the Carnage TV Title Belt. I need to be on TV more often. I want a Title match, and I don't care who I have to push out of the way to get there. Quote the Fucking Truth!

CJ: Hey dude... Shut the fuck up complaining and get in my fucking van!

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-02-2012, 07:56 AM
Artemis walks in showing off his Fury TV Championship and then goes into his dressing room.

VanHooliganX
08-02-2012, 08:13 AM
Just so everyone knows.

13th August - 24th August I won't be on here. So if in this time I will have an essential promo for a show, please give it before the 13th. :)

CGBigMan
08-02-2012, 08:29 AM
Just so everyone knows.

13th August - 24th August I won't be on here. So if in this time I will have an essential promo for a show, please give it before the 13th. :)

where you of to bud?

VanHooliganX
08-02-2012, 08:31 AM
where you of to bud?

Nowhere. My misses has a Holiday and I intend to not waste 1 second at all. :) lol

Shining Light
08-02-2012, 08:38 AM
Nowhere. My misses has a Holiday and I intend to not waste 1 second at all. :) lol

Vintage Van ;)

wrestlingfan66513
08-02-2012, 11:20 AM
IC: Lawman: All I had to do at Clash was to hit the dumbass Blake with a microphone, and he went running. I need to be on TV. Who has got the Carnage TV Title Belt. I need to be on TV more often. I want a Title match, and I don't care who I have to push out of the way to get there. Quote the Fucking Truth!

Mayhem: There is only 1 title on Carnage and that is the World title which I hold. I told you before, you get stuck on my show, then your in my era whether you like it or not. You want a shot, well so does everyone else in the back but be warned that after you get one then you can never have another, just look what happened to Dingo. It's one shot then your done for good.

Asherdelampyr
08-02-2012, 11:24 AM
Mayhem: There is only 1 title on Carnage and that is the World title which I hold. I told you before, you get stuck on my show, then your in my era whether you like it or not. You want a shot, well so does everyone else in the back but be warned that after you get one then you can never have another, just look what happened to Dingo. It's one shot then your done for good.

Crawford: I dun care about ye title boyo, I jus wanna kick yer ass.

wrestlingfan66513
08-02-2012, 11:27 AM
Crawford: I dun care about ye title boyo, I jus wanna kick yer ass.

Mayhem: Then it should be a hardcore match just so I don't have to hear you complain about me going to far like last time. That way you sign your own hospital bill.

Asherdelampyr
08-02-2012, 11:41 AM
Mayhem: Then it should be a hardcore match just so I don't have to hear you complain about me going to far like last time. That way you sign your own hospital bill.

Crawford: Aye, I got no problem with that boyo, Ye are gonna need every advantage ye can get ta save ye cowardly hide from me fists.

wrestlingfan66513
08-02-2012, 12:02 PM
Crawford: Aye, I got no problem with that boyo, Ye are gonna need every advantage ye can get ta save ye cowardly hide from me fists.

Mayhem: Cowardly?!? You were the one that attacked me after my match, not to mention you assaulted our boss who is not a wrestler. I did what I said I would do, finish off Dingo by any means. I don't bend the rules, they are adjusted to meet my needs.

Asherdelampyr
08-02-2012, 12:10 PM
Mayhem: Cowardly?!? You were the one that attacked me after my match, not to mention you assaulted our boss who is not a wrestler. I did what I said I would do, finish off Dingo by any means. I don't bend the rules, they are adjusted to meet my needs.

Crawford: Aye Cowardly, Cowardly for choosing a cowards way outta yer match with Dingo, Cowardly fer involvin tha manager in yer affairs. Cowardly, if ye dun like tha name, then prove it not be true.
As far as these accusations ye be throwin me way. I dun remember assaultin nobody. I remember showin ye what was in store for ye when we meet head on, and showin some fool in a suit wha happens when ye try ta involve yerself in tha business of a Scot. Now I ain't got no problem wit him, but nobody gets a free pass wit me boyo. Iffn ye try an involve yerself in me business, I will leave ye flat on yer arse.

CM Rock-Austin
08-02-2012, 02:30 PM
Devon: I wonder what the higher ups have for the ass kicking, best wrestler, most charismatic person here!

wrestlingfan66513
08-03-2012, 01:12 AM
Devon: I wonder what the higher ups have for the ass kicking, best wrestler, most charismatic person here!

Mayhem: You'll be fed to me in order to fuel my fire. I am the only talent on Carnage that matters, I am it's champion and I am it's face. Everyone else on the show is just here to give me competition. No one and I repeat no one has what it takes to take this title from me.

CM Rock-Austin
08-03-2012, 03:34 PM
Mayhem: You'll be fed to me in order to fuel my fire. I am the only talent on Carnage that matters, I am it's champion and I am it's face. Everyone else on the show is just here to give me competition. No one and I repeat no one has what it takes to take this title from me.

Devon: Woah there, to be fed to you to fuel your fire you say!? What the fuck, are you Ryback!? *smiles* Well you are wrong on so many levels, it is not even funny. Listen Mayhem keep that title warm for me if you still have it by the time I get there because I will be the man to take that title from your pathetic ass!

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-03-2012, 09:52 PM
Anyone that may need anything from me. my schedule absoloutely sucks this week... I have three 16 hour shifts and two 12 hour shifts. I won't be IC'ing much and I won't be able to to too much promo work until the week after. So, hopefully everyone understands.

eyehatecena
08-03-2012, 10:37 PM
Anyone that may need anything from me. my schedule absoloutely sucks this week... I have three 16 hour shifts and two 12 hour shifts. I won't be IC'ing much and I won't be able to to too much promo work until the week after. So, hopefully everyone understands.
Well you know we are not the fastest workers, lol- but I'll mention it to Roba.

wrestlingfan66513
08-04-2012, 12:39 AM
Anyone that may need anything from me. my schedule absoloutely sucks this week... I have three 16 hour shifts and two 12 hour shifts. I won't be IC'ing much and I won't be able to to too much promo work until the week after. So, hopefully everyone understands.

Don't forget your blog wars list.

Rehmix
08-04-2012, 03:27 PM
Love seeing all the IC talk. I have to get used to ICing. I have never been much of an IC guy myself so i will need to step my game up

chunkkynutzzz
08-04-2012, 08:38 PM
IC as Killa: Recognize a mind so sick, know wat I wanna do is just see people hurt. I enjoy every second a person is losing there life slowly, oh so slow as I watch.Take that breath, take it and let it not be the last so I can keep myself entertained with it, until I decide wen it should stop. Then the cut to da jugular should be mine. Snippit to the vein, slice to throat or stab to the heart.

This is my Admssion as a killa.

eyehatecena
08-04-2012, 08:58 PM
About to send out Carnage promos

Hopefully soon will do PAINS! too

Destruction
08-05-2012, 05:21 AM
About to send out Carnage promos

Hopefully soon will do PAINS! too

Am I writing for Bellamy or the new Carnage writer?

Destruction
08-05-2012, 12:53 PM
Luke: Anyone care for a chat?

chunkkynutzzz
08-05-2012, 01:07 PM
IC as Killa: Recognize a mind so sick, know wat I wanna do is just see people hurt. I enjoy every second a person is losing there life slowly, oh so slow as I watch.Take that breath, take it and let it not be the last so I can keep myself entertained with it, until I decide wen it should stop. Then the cut to da jugular should be mine. Snippit to the vein, slice to throat or stab to the heart.

This is my Admssion as a killa.

IC as Killa: The Mind of a Killa.

eyehatecena
08-05-2012, 01:09 PM
Ben, yeah, pau is gonna be writing for him, probably easier that way. And check in hq in conference for some news. You still have the keys to the batcave don't you? If not, i will leave the door open

Destruction
08-05-2012, 01:18 PM
Ben, yeah, pau is gonna be writing for him, probably easier that way. And check in hq in conference for some news. You still have the keys to the batcave don't you? If not, i will leave the door open

I don't think I am banned. I will check in a minute

wrestlingfan66513
08-06-2012, 09:35 AM
Just letting everyone know I will be very busy this week so don't expect to much from me.

Asherdelampyr
08-06-2012, 10:04 AM
promo sent!

Robareid
08-06-2012, 11:59 AM
Guys, if you still need to do a promo, don't. At least until further notice. More news as we get it

Asherdelampyr
08-06-2012, 12:06 PM
Guys, if you still need to do a promo, don't. At least until further notice. More news as we get it
Craziness...

chunkkynutzzz
08-06-2012, 08:47 PM
Can I get hit with a lil bit of news..update on the craziness,please

eyehatecena
08-06-2012, 09:31 PM
yes you can get an update

Destruction
08-07-2012, 04:38 AM
Can I get hit with a lil bit of news..update on the craziness,please

When Roba gets online...

chunkkynutzzz
08-07-2012, 07:08 PM
IC as Killa: Woke up feelin like a don, just knowin I hurt brandy..it makes me gudie u know. Goodtimes.

eyehatecena
08-07-2012, 11:13 PM
Hanz: WAKE UP!

CM Rock-Austin
08-07-2012, 11:59 PM
Devon: A brotha is enjoying this vacation time, on my way to Jamaica right now!

HolyJose2391
08-08-2012, 12:13 AM
IC as Michael: I...I lost. I couldn't capitalize when it mattered most. Maybe I don't belong here. Maybe..maybe I'm just not good enough. I'm breaking my silence to say that. You may have all seen the last of me. If I can't prove to myself and the others that I have what it takes to be the best. Then why even bother being here at all?


IC as HolyJose: WHAT THE FUCK! That's it I firmly believe some bullshit is going on that Blaze won. Next time I see him I'll break his legs!

Robareid
08-08-2012, 04:41 AM
Right guys, update time

Basically... Everything's all good. For a time we had to think about shutting down EWA due to having nobody to write shows, but I think we're all fine now. We've scrapped ex creative members and current creative members together and we should just about be able to cover it all between us.

So yeah... phew

chunkkynutzzz
08-08-2012, 09:39 AM
Thank God, I Didn't want to cry.. so I saved these tears for something else..

Seriously tho, I Greatly Happy its been resolved for now , cuz if not somebody would've been shot in my hood off the roof top

VanHooliganX
08-08-2012, 11:09 AM
Right guys, update time

Basically... Everything's all good. For a time we had to think about shutting down EWA due to having nobody to write shows, but I think we're all fine now. We've scrapped ex creative members and current creative members together and we should just about be able to cover it all between us.

So yeah... phew

You guys seriosuly need to kill all the characters who're bots and if need be shut down a show if the remaining don't fill a full 3 rosters.

Oh and better time management. Then EWA would be spot on :)

Really glad EWA is staying open though :D

Robareid
08-08-2012, 11:41 AM
You guys seriosuly need to kill all the characters who're bots and if need be shut down a show if the remaining don't fill a full 3 rosters.

Oh and better time management. Then EWA would be spot on :)

Really glad EWA is staying open though :D

We're way ahead of you cowboy. Bots are dead (or jobber fodder) from now on

VanHooliganX
08-08-2012, 12:08 PM
We're way ahead of you cowboy. Bots are dead (or jobber fodder) from now on

Good to hear! :)

eyehatecena
08-08-2012, 09:31 PM
Yeah, ET took care of a few, lol.

eyehatecena
08-09-2012, 10:29 PM
IC as Michael: I...I lost. I couldn't capitalize when it mattered most. Maybe I don't belong here. Maybe..maybe I'm just not good enough. I'm breaking my silence to say that. You may have all seen the last of me. If I can't prove to myself and the others that I have what it takes to be the best. Then why even bother being here at all?


IC as HolyJose: WHAT THE FUCK! That's it I firmly believe some bullshit is going on that Blaze won. Next time I see him I'll break his legs!

Hanz: Oh Poor Mikey

CM Rock-Austin
08-10-2012, 02:21 AM
Devon is seen on the beach in Jamaica

Devon: Man this is great, the food, the weed *takes a hit*, and the women! I could stay out here for a long time if I wanted to.

AirBourne
08-10-2012, 06:00 PM
Wells: Thanatos, you may have the Pain! World Title, but when you face me, you'll see that you don't have what it takes to stick around here.

Asherdelampyr
08-10-2012, 07:07 PM
Crawford: Hawk, When I finally get me hands on ye in a match, I;m gonna give ye tha beatin that yer da' obviously ne'er did. I'm gonna hurt ye in ways ye ne'er though possible. I'm gonna show ye wha happens ta trash like ye. Me name be Victor Crawford, and I be comin for ye.

VanHooliganX
08-10-2012, 09:03 PM
Crawford: Hawk, When I finally get me hands on ye in a match, I;m gonna give ye tha beatin that yer da' obviously ne'er did. I'm gonna hurt ye in ways ye ne'er though possible. I'm gonna show ye wha happens ta trash like ye. Me name be Victor Crawford, and I be comin for ye.

Van: You're still in that IC tournament right? I hope so. I'd love to kick your teeth down your throat :)

eyehatecena
08-10-2012, 10:21 PM
yep, he is still in the IC tourney. So far he has his in, and Hwak has his in. I still have to write mine. Ill resend the promo request for it again

VanHooliganX
08-10-2012, 10:30 PM
yep, he is still in the IC tourney. So far he has his in, and Hwak has his in. I still have to write mine. Ill resend the promo request for it again

I'll do mine before the 13th pal.

eyehatecena
08-10-2012, 10:33 PM
I'll do mine before the 13th pal.

No rush. I'm taking my time with it

wrestlingfan66513
08-11-2012, 12:30 AM
Update

I will be back full time wednesday. I am still reading up in my spare time but will do no writing of any on my vacation. I have a few things done on the house show but just on the lowercard matches for now.

AirBourne
08-11-2012, 01:58 AM
Wells: Blaine is gone, Muir is where he belongs, no where to be found, and Tobias secluded again. Now this Thanatos stands in the way of what is mine. The Pain! World Championship. I'm coming after it, get ready Thanatos, you beat Blaine, but wait until you face me.

Robareid
08-11-2012, 05:16 AM
Wells: Blaine is gone, Muir is where he belongs, no where to be found, and Tobias secluded again. Now this Thanatos stands in the way of what is mine. The Pain! World Championship. I'm coming after it, get ready Thanatos, you beat Blaine, but wait until you face me.

Alexander: Secluded I am not. Even the greatest of warriors takes time to regroup after being outnumbered in a battle. But I shall soon return, and bring rightousness back to the world, and lead all who chose to follow on the path to immortality

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-11-2012, 05:27 AM
1.) Roba - Change your sig dude. LOL! :)

2.)

Artemis Eclipse: Hey look, it's your Fury TV Champion!! Go fuck yourselves! HA!

Holds up Championship and walks out of the room.

Robareid
08-11-2012, 05:32 AM
1.) Roba - Change your sig dude. LOL! :)

2.)

Artemis Eclipse: Hey look, it's your Fury TV Champion!! Go fuck yourselves! HA!

Holds up Championship and walks out of the room.

Ah, good point. I'll go change it now

Destruction
08-11-2012, 05:42 AM
1.) Roba - Change your sig dude. LOL! :)

2.)

Artemis Eclipse: Hey look, it's your Fury TV Champion!! Go fuck yourselves! HA!

Holds up Championship and walks out of the room.

Gaileo: Hey look! No one gives a shit!

Asherdelampyr
08-11-2012, 07:05 AM
Van: You're still in that IC tournament right? I hope so. I'd love to kick your teeth down your throat :)

Crawford: Ye kin try boyo, I dun think it's ta be as easy as ye think though. And while ye be tryin, I be givin ye a double dose o me scottish fury.

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-11-2012, 07:14 AM
Crawford: Ye kin try boyo, I dun think it's ta be as easy as ye think though. And while ye be tryin, I be givin ye a double dose o me scottish fury.

Artemis Eclipse: You... you're fucking drunk right now. Aren't you you fucking sheep shagger? You fucking haggis eating fruit fairy. You disgust me. Boyo.

VanHooliganX
08-11-2012, 08:40 AM
Crawford: Ye kin try boyo, I dun think it's ta be as easy as ye think though. And while ye be tryin, I be givin ye a double dose o me scottish fury.

Van: Don't make me sing I'd rather be a Paki then a Jock.

Asherdelampyr
08-11-2012, 08:51 AM
Artemis Eclipse: You... you're fucking drunk right now. Aren't you you fucking sheep shagger? You fucking haggis eating fruit fairy. You disgust me. Boyo.

Crawford: Nah, I not be drunk, and ye want ta talk about disgust boyo? ye can't even win a match on yer own, and ye thinking that ye kin be talkin down ta me? Me dog could beat ya in a fight boyo, so why don't ye jus stay outta me way.


Van: Don't make me sing I'd rather be a Paki then a Jock.

Crawford: I dun know what tha hell ye be talking about boyo, but what I do know is that all the accomplishments that ye be totin won help ye a bit iffn we meet in tha tourney. I be meanin ta make that title mine, and there ain't a damn one of ye that'll stand in me way.

Destruction
08-11-2012, 10:11 AM
Gaileo: Artemis, Victor isn't a sheep shagger you fucking idiot. He's Scottish, not Welsh. That Tommy Thunder-

OOC: Only Welsh character I can think off

Gaileo: -is a sheep shagger. Whilst you Eclipse, is nothing but an asshole

CricketTragic
08-11-2012, 10:50 AM
Gaileo: Artemis, Victor isn't a sheep shagger you fucking idiot. He's Scottish, not Welsh. That Tommy Thunder-

OOC: Only Welsh character I can think off

Gaileo: -is a sheep shagger. Whilst you Eclipse, is nothing but an asshole

Israel: Gaileo, You seem like your comprehension of the English language is both limited and unpleasant. Now I am talking about your communication skills although limited and unpleseant could also describe your wrestling career

CGBigMan
08-11-2012, 10:54 AM
I feel like im the only one who can undersand crawford lol
Only kidding
I imagine gillz would have a fun time with him

chunkkynutzzz
08-11-2012, 01:12 PM
IC as Killa: ibeen patiently waiting for da moment to get da call up ,to see where I'm needed to make people distraught and
Take a body ,makem a body outlined in chalk plus
Another win for my rank to go up and give them a loss...by killla.

Destruction
08-11-2012, 01:30 PM
Israel: Gaileo, You seem like your comprehension of the English language is both limited and unpleasant. Now I am talking about your communication skills although limited and unpleseant could also describe your wrestling career

Gaileo: Fuck you asshole

eyehatecena
08-11-2012, 01:42 PM
so brodus clay and his two women are maiking an appearence about 25 ninutes away from here. My cousin really wants to go. My gf and I couldn't care less about Brodus. So, should we be nice or not? Lol. We could always just drop him off and head to Best Buy down the road. Hmmmmm. Now if it were punk, jericho, danielson or even aj, i'd be there, but Brodus?

Destruction
08-11-2012, 01:44 PM
so brodus clay and his two women are maiking an appearence about 25 ninutes away from here. My cousin really wants to go. My gf and I couldn't care less about Brodus. So, should we be nice or not? Lol. We could always just drop him off and head to Best Buy down the road. Hmmmmm. Now if it were punk, jericho, danielson or even aj, i'd be there, but Brodus?

I heard he's a nice guy, plus, he's a wrestler!

chunkkynutzzz
08-11-2012, 03:11 PM
so brodus clay and his two women are maiking an appearence about 25 ninutes away from here. My cousin really wants to go. My gf and I couldn't care less about Brodus. So, should we be nice or not? Lol. We could always just drop him off and head to Best Buy down the road. Hmmmmm. Now if it were punk, jericho, danielson or even aj, i'd be there, but Brodus?


Go ahead man, Brodus is cool and tell him to speak out about linda mcmahon's campaign lmao

AirBourne
08-11-2012, 07:55 PM
Alexander: Secluded I am not. Even the greatest of warriors takes time to regroup after being outnumbered in a battle. But I shall soon return, and bring rightousness back to the world, and lead all who chose to follow on the path to immortality

Wells: What righteousness do you plan on bringing? Nothing but irrelevance. You speak nonsense and your worth is nothing better.