England at Euro 2012,place your bets

[Juvenile Junkie]

(Please note this is in light-hearted nature)

Given that your cricket team are no longer a binge drinking,overweight underachievers(thats us now),who from the football team will:

1. Get drunk
2. Ride a Pedallo
3. Get drunk in a dentists chair
4. Jump off a ferry and go for a swim
5. Grope women in a bar
6. Retire mid tournament
7. get booed by England fans
8. be the joke selection of the squad
9. right a book with all the naughty details of the tournament escapades
10. get seen but naked by Pavlos Joseph?

[Steve Austin]

Ashley Cole to all!

[Pumpkinhead]

1. Rooney
2. Milner
3. Ashley Coloe
4. Parker
5. Terry
6. Lampard
7. Heskey
8. Heskey
9. Heskey
10. Heskey

11. Score the winner goal in the final
Heskey

[VanHooliganX]

(Please note this is in light-hearted nature)

Given that your cricket team are no longer a binge drinking,overweight underachievers(thats us now),who from the football team will:

1. Get drunk
2. Ride a Pedallo
3. Get drunk in a dentists chair
4. Jump off a ferry and go for a swim
5. Grope women in a bar
6. Retire mid tournament
7. get booed by England fans
8. be the joke selection of the squad
9. right a book with all the naughty details of the tournament escapades
10. get seen but naked by Pavlos Joseph?

1. Rooney
2. Joe Hart ;D
3. John Terry
4. Stuart Peace lol
5. John Terry
6. Hoping Frank Lampard
7. England
8. Frank Lampard, John Terry and Ashley Cole. Probably anyone else who plays for Chelsea
9. Shit the England players and read and write?! lol
10. Depends who'se on the most wages. Followed by the shocking story of how the 2nd and 3rd highest paid players told Pav to say the highest paid player so they could hide there secrets. But thats for a September edition of Hello! magasine.