Football Puns XI

[Steve Austin]

So basically like I said in the other thread. I pick a topic and everyone post the players they can think of with a pun from the topic in their name, also manager, stadiums and if I can be bothered I'll post the best XI with a stadium and a management team. (Sort of like Dan Walker for those who follow him on Twitter)

First Topic: It has to be Christmas, GO!

Example for ya: Topic, Christmas, player, Samuel Eto'HO HO also put the Christmas related part of the name in caps :)

(Probably do a new one every week, Oh and no cheating by googling! Yes I'm talking to you Van! ;) )

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Roque SANTA CLAUS!! :)

[Steve Austin]

Samuel Eto'O HO HO
Evander SNOWW
Shawn FAIRY-LIGHT Phillips
Darren Randolph THE RED NOSED REINDEER
Paul MINCE PIES

(Instead of posting when you think of more edit your post)

[VanHooliganX]

ROBIN van churpey.


...I tried!

[Steve Austin]

ROBIN van churpey.


...I tried!

Robins are quite involved with Christmas, it's good enough :)

Just go with ROBIN Van Persie.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Andy CHRISTMAS CARROLL!!


Can't believe you missed this!! :p

[Tomsta666]

Alex Ferguson...

It's a visual pun. Have you seen his nose?

http://media.2oceansvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Alex-Ferguson.jpg

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight!

[Steve Austin]

Andy CHRISTMAS CARROLL!!


Can't believe you missed this!! :p

Damn you and your replacement hip ;)

Leon CHEST-NUTS

[Tomsta666]

Pepe Reina-deer!

[VanHooliganX]

Djemba Baaaa.

(The poor mans version of a reindeer is a badly decorated sheep :D)

[Steve Austin]

Pepe Reina-deer!

Haha nice.


Djemba Baaaa.

(The poor mans version of a reindeer is a badly decorated sheep :D)

Oh so when you said you can't do them you were serious? ;) Oj, atleast you're playing :p

[Tomsta666]

David Egg-nog

[VanHooliganX]

Haha nice.



Oh so when you said you can't do them you were serious? ;) Oj, atleast you're playing :p

Ian Rush off to buy that x-mas present you forgot to buy.

...Yup deadly serious :'(

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Tomsta has played this before LOL

[Steve Austin]

David Egg-nog

You're pretty good at this Tomstaa!


Ian Rush off to buy that x-mas present you forgot to buy.

...Yup deadly serious :'(

Haha, poor guy ;)

Tor Andre MISTLE-FLO

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

SNOWY Barton - does that count ?.

[Steve Austin]

SNOWY Barton - does that count ?.

Hell yeah! I told ya it would take off...Sort of ;)

JESUS-CHRISTiano Ronaldo

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Hell yeah! I told ya it would take off...Sort of ;)

JESUS-CHRISTiano Ronaldo

LOL it's amazing what bordem does too people.. why bother having an xbox hey!! :D

[Tomsta666]

Ruud Van Mistletoe

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Dennis WISE MAN (shit just got religious :D)

[Steve Austin]

LOL it's amazing what bordem does too people.. why bother having an xbox hey!! :D

Haha I know right?

I think a Wrestling Christmas related one would of worked better, mainly because I thought of quite a few while thinking of footballers ;)

Fabian Elph

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ryan BAUBLE!! ( thats a beauty!! )

Snow Cole

Ruud van Tinselrooy

[Tomsta666]

Dennis WISE MAN (shit just got religious :D)

Florent Sinama Pongold

Frankinsence Lampard

Jose Myrrhinho

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

the best one yet i think :

DECO-rations!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Dennis WISE MAN (shit just got religious :D)

LOL :D nice,

[Steve Austin]

DAMN! Well played THBK, Wade and Tomstaa :)

Rio MYRRHdinand

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Florent Sinama Pongold

Frankinsence Lampard

Jose Myrrhinho

Ha! Class! :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

there really are loads for Ruud

SCROOGE van nistelrooy !!

on fire now :D LOL

[Steve Austin]

there really are loads for Ruud

SCROOGE van nistelrooy !!

on fire now :D LOL

On fire like Ruud was at Man Utd :p

Christmas-Cake Livermore

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Last one i can think of i think..

CRACKakaER

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

On fire like Ruud was at Man Utd :p

Christmas-Cake Livermore

LOL thats a good one, fair play we have come with some class ones!

[Tomsta666]

Jason Yule

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

WRAPPER benitez :D not so great that one..

[Steve Austin]

LOL thats a good one, fair play we have come with some class ones!

Yeah I know, Deco-rations is a personel fav.


Jason Yule

Damn I was just about to do that one you bastard ;)

Holly Gunnar Solskjaer (my brother just said it)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Yeah I know, Deco-rations is a personel fav.



Damn I was just about to do that one you bastard ;)

Holly Gunnar Solskjaer (my brother just said it)

^^ thats another good one, well played steve's bro!

[Tomsta666]

St. Nicholas Anelka

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

St. Nicholas Anelka

nice nice :)

[Steve Austin]

^^ thats another good one, well played steve's bro!

Damn Utd fans ;)

Sleighton Baines

[Wade Barrett 1979]

John SHERRY

Kevin MINCE Boateng

SLEIGH Given

Dani ELVES

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Damn Utd fans ;)

Sleighton Baines

one better.. SLEIGH Given :D LOL

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

John SHERRY

Kevin MINCE Boateng

SLEIGH Given

Dani ELVES

NOOOO you beat me too the SLEIGH Given one :(

[Steve Austin]

John SHERRY

Kevin MINCE Boateng

SLEIGH Given

Dani ELVES

Nice!

Stable Xavier (Damn brother is better than me)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Paolo MALT-dini

[Steve Austin]

Ledley STOCking

[Wade Barrett 1979]

NOOOO you beat me too the SLEIGH Given one :(

Ninja'd!! :p

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Nice!

Stable Xavier (Damn brother is better than me)

just bye remembering abel xavier he needs a medal LOL i wanna hear so more of Vans now !!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ninja'd!! :p

Same old SCOUSERS!! always STEALING!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Theo WALNUT

Edwin Van Der STAR

CAROL Poborsky

Juan Pablo ANGEL

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Same old SCOUSERS!! always STEALING!!

Hahaha! I'll give you that, nice! :D

[Steve Austin]

just bye remembering abel xavier he needs a medal LOL i wanna hear so more of Vans now !!

Haha, yeah come on Van, yours were amazing ;)

Santa claus is coming to (Wes) Brown

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Hahaha! I'll give you that, nice! :D

haha :D thanks!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha, yeah come on Van, yours were amazing ;)

Santa claus is coming to (Wes) Brown

^^ that sounded like one of Van's!! LOL had too read it twice aswell too get it.. :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Didier EGGNOGba

David N LOG

David BETHLEHAM

RonaldiniHOHOHO

Clarence SNOWdorf

[Steve Austin]

^^ that sounded like one of Van's!! LOL had too read it twice aswell too get it.. :)

Haha I know, I'm running low :(

Fitz Deck the Halls

[Wade Barrett 1979]

David TOYS

Graham NORTH POLE

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Im going too put this out there.. im finking Wade is either on the internet searching.. or he's very good :D LOL

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha I know, I'm running low :(

Fitz Deck the Halls

same man im all out!!

[Steve Austin]

Im going too put this out there.. im finking Wade is either on the internet searching.. or he's very good :D LOL

Haha, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, he's a wise man.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm putting some thought in to it, now I've finished arguing! :D

Last two were off the net!! :p

I'm all out now!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I'm putting some thought in to it, now I've finished arguing! :D

Last two were off the net!! :p

I'm all out now!!

haha i knew it.. :) these older guys should be showing the way too the younger generation and yet they are cheating :p

some quality ones there tho!!

[Tomsta666]

Ex Premiership referee (and BORO fan ;) )

Jeff Winter

hurr hurr

[Steve Austin]

haha i knew it.. :) these older guys should be showing the way too the younger generation and yet they are cheating :p

some quality ones there tho!!

YEAH, I'M WITH THIS GUY! It did get tough towards the end though ;)

[Leggo]

Didier EGGNOGba

David N LOG

David BETHLEHAM

RonaldiniHOHOHO

Clarence SNOWdorf

I fookin lol'd hard at this one! Hahaha! Quality!

Well done guys. Some fookin brilliant ones there.

[Steve Austin]

This become quite popular, I may put a wrestling one in the tea spot but just a Christmas one :p

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I fookin lol'd hard at this one! Hahaha! Quality!

Well done guys. Some fookin brilliant ones there.

LOL yeh was a quality one that..

[Wade Barrett 1979]

haha i knew it.. :) these older guys should be showing the way too the younger generation and yet they are cheating :p

some quality ones there tho!!



YEAH, I'M WITH THIS GUY! It did get tough towards the end though ;)

Nothing wrong with thinking outside the box! Plus you lose some brain functions, as you get older! :p You all have it to come!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

This become quite popular, I may put a wrestling one in the tea spot but just a Christmas one :p

if you do mate, do what you said about people editing there post's otherwise could get swamped and you know people will be on the net also!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Nothing wrong with thinking outside the box! Plus you lose some brain functions, as you get older! :p You all have it to come!

haha :) funny that.. when i cheated in school nobody said well done you were thinking outside of the box :P

[Steve Austin]

Nothing wrong with thinking outside the box! Plus you lose some brain functions, as you get older! :p You all have it to come!

Not me! I'm a genius ;) It was quick thinking I suppose, you sure you're not lying about your age? I'm gonna you're not really 85 you're 43 ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

This become quite popular, I may put a wrestling one in the tea spot but just a Christmas one :p

Please do but leave it til tomorrow, my brain needs recovery time! :p



I fookin lol'd hard at this one! Hahaha! Quality!

Well done guys. Some fookin brilliant ones there.

Cheers chief! :)

[Steve Austin]

if you do mate, do what you said about people editing there post's otherwise could get swamped and you know people will be on the net also!

Yeah I'm gonna throw it in there tomorrow I think, Wade needs recovery time :p

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Please do but leave it til tomorrow, my brain needs recovery time! :p




Cheers chief! :)

plus he's just closed his second internet page now :D nah tomoz sounds good.. ive got a champions league with Porto too win !!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Not me! I'm a genius It was quick thinking I suppose, you sure you're not lying about your age? I'm gonna you're not really 85 you're 43

Cheeky arse!! :p



haha funny that.. when i cheated in school nobody said well done you were thinking outside of the box :P

I only blagged TOYS and NORTH POLE! It's all about moderation! :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Cheeky arse!! :p




I only blagged TOYS and NORTH POLE! It's all about moderation! :D

LOL well played anyway lads!

[Steve Austin]

Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

Zing!!!! :p

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

haha his ian rush was a classic!

[Steve Austin]

haha his ian rush was a classic!

Haha it was. I laughed more at his than any other tbh ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha it was. I laughed more at his than any other tbh ;)

Deffo lmao, still laughing now :D LOL

[Steve Austin]

Deffo lmao, still laughing now :D LOL

Haha same. Maybe that was his aim? He is actually pun master :0

[VanHooliganX]

Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

It's okay. Many people are jealous of my brilliance.

[pauadrian]

CRISTIANO ronaldo
get it because christians celebrate GODAMMIT

[Steve Austin]

It's okay. Many people are jealous of my brilliance.

You are extremely talented Van ;)

This is to end the Christmas one:

Beck the Hall with Bauza Boli
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Le Tiss the Seaman Bébé Jol Lee
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Dong we Lawal Gaynor Powell
Tshabalala La La, La Lalas
Poll the Nugent Euell Hyde Carroll
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas

[pauadrian]

You are extremely talented Van ;)

This is to end the Christmas one:

Beck the Hall with Bauza Boli
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Le Tiss the Seaman Bébé Jol Lee
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Dong we Lawal Gaynor Powell
Tshabalala La La, La Lalas
Poll the Nugent Euell Hyde Carroll
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas

damn tshabalala scoring on us