Emile Heskey - Doesn't need your recognition.

[JSullivan]

Emile heskey doesn't need our recognition, but let's give him it anyway.

http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/emile%20heskey.jpg

Some have gone as far as to compare him to Pele, Ronaldinho, Dixie Dean, Fernando Torres and Andy Carroll.

[Y2Jryder]

Closest to Torres and Carroll!

[VanHooliganX]

This thread is EWNs best thread already!

That's how fucking good he is!

5-1! AND EVEN HESKEY SCORED!
5-1! AND EVEN HESKEY SCORED!

[Giddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo

[JSullivan]

Chelsea should p/ex Torres for him. Torres +£20m seems about fair.

[Pumpkinhead]

Why this isn't already nominate for best thread of the Galaxy??

[JSullivan]

BUMP. You know this is by far the most important thread on here.

[Y2Jryder]

Things are getting out of hand when Steve isn't here:D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Unbelievable Tekkers:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01419/emile-heskey_1419748c.jpg

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pogPhUWPxk

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPKmqspkoXo&feature=related

watch and learn:)

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-UkIOToaoo&feature=related

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO_r_Szc3Oo&feature=related

[Y2Jryder]

Close call


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi8xih9UnlU&feature=related

I mean Messi is good, but he is no Heskey..

[Y2Jryder]

It's not his damn fault!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erqDO--6ShI&feature=related

[Shining Light]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251001_151889581548784_151435404927535_339259_3770 175_n.jpg

Why they haven't signed this guy up yet is unbelievable!?

[JSullivan]

I'mquiveringlikeavirginagain.

Emile 'Fucking' Heskey.

[Y2Jryder]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251001_151889581548784_151435404927535_339259_3770 175_n.jpg

Why they haven't signed this guy up yet is unbelievable!?

lol who made that:p

[VanHooliganX]

Wanna know why Pele was the best to ever kick a football?

He looked 40 years ahead and saw Heskey. He then copied Heskey in everything he does.

[Steve Austin]

I despise this Heskey love!

I liked him before it was cool :D

He was tearing defences apart at Leicester and for a short time at Liverpool!

He was actually a beast!

[Y2Jryder]

that was when he was young:p

[Pumpkinhead]

that was when he was young:p
Age doesn't affect the mighty Heskey

[YoungOne245]

IC: He is my brother

[Pumpkinhead]

IC: He is my brother
Nice, but you know you must only use your characters in the efed section...

[YoungOne245]

Nice, but you know you must only use your characters in the efed section...

IC: You crazy

[JSullivan]

So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?

[VanHooliganX]

So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKADQnjQmc

[Shaz11]

So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?

Shouldn't be!

He's worthy enough to play for Barcelona!

[JSullivan]

So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?

Shouldn't be!

He's worthy enough to play for Barcelona!

Pep to Chelsea, Heskey to Barca.

A man can dream!!!

And yes Van, the only way is up!

[Shaz11]

Pep to Chelsea, Heskey to Barca.

A man can dream!!!

And yes Van, the only way is up!

Messi has nothing on Heskey!

[jordan1995]

Heskey looks like hes gonna be a great player when he gets older :rolleyes:

[JSullivan]

Heskey looks like hes gonna be a great player when he gets older :rolleyes:

Fuck, I hope so. He's easily better than Messi right now, and he's in bad form.

Remember though, form is temporary - Class is permanent.

[JSullivan]

Leaked picture of Heskey from his days at Barca's B team.

I suppose he'll probably do a Fabregas and return soon, there's a lot of clubs in for him though. I've heard Madrid are planning a swap deal of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka for Heskey.

http://i39.tinypic.com/w0m4q8.png

[Y2Jryder]

Leaked picture of Heskey from his days at Barca's B team.

I suppose he'll probably do a Fabregas and return soon, there's a lot of clubs in for him though. I've heard Madrid are planning a swap deal of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka for Heskey.

http://i39.tinypic.com/w0m4q8.png

hmmmm

http://troll.me/images/futurama-fry/seems-legit.jpg

[JSullivan]

hmmmm

http://troll.me/images/futurama-fry/seems-legit.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/eplzqx.png

Look, here's a profile picture of him from when he was on the Barca site. Don't kid yourself.

[Y2Jryder]

http://i42.tinypic.com/eplzqx.png

Look, here's a profile picture of him from when he was on the Barca site. Don't kid yourself.
he shouldn't go to Madrid then

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Heskey would have had 10 goals last night!

[JSullivan]

he shouldn't go to Madrid then


Heskey would have had 10 goals last night!

Can you imagine if Barca spent some good wonga on getting him, Torres and Carrol for a 3 man strik force? They can bench Messi then, and that guys records would be shattered in an instant.

As for Madrid, I'm sure he'd be welcome, who wouldn't want such a champion of a striker?

[Steve Austin]

I don't like this Heskey is amazing thing, it's wrong.

Just wrong.

[JSullivan]

I don't like this Heskey is amazing thing, it's wrong.

Just wrong.

Well, what the fuck do you know about football anyway?

You telling me Zidane was shit too? Pele? Maradonna? Fuck sake kid, Heskey is way up there. Stop your yammering and accept him in all his glory. I'm pretty sure it's even written in the bible somewhere.

[Steve Austin]

Well, what the fuck do you know about football anyway?

You telling me Zidane was shit too? Pele? Maradonna? Fuck sake kid, Heskey is way up there. Stop your yammering and accept him in all his glory. I'm pretty sure it's even written in the bible somewhere.

It makes me sad :(

I'm choosing to remember him as the beast Liverpool signed! Not the joke he has become! :)

[JSullivan]

It makes me sad :(

I'm choosing to remember him as the beast Liverpool signed! Not the joke he has become! :)

He wasn't a joke at Liverpool? ;)

Lets be honest, he's as good now as he ever was!

[Steve Austin]

He wasn't a joke at Liverpool? ;)

Lets be honest, he's as good now as he ever was!

The beat Liverpool signed, didn't have the best Liverpool career but he was outstanding at Leicester.

Pushing Vieira away with ease, running through all of Arsenal. Great player back then! He's changed his game for the better of his team and obviously he's declined a bit like all ageing players other than Giggs and Friedel.

[JSullivan]

The beat Liverpool signed, didn't have the best Liverpool career but he was outstanding at Leicester.

Pushing Vieira away with ease, running through all of Arsenal. Great player back then! He's changed his game for the better of his team and obviously he's declined a bit like all ageing players other than Giggs and Friedel.

Did you say he declined 'a bit'...?

xD

[Steve Austin]

Did you say he declined 'a bit'...?

xD

Understatement but I have his back (When not in an England shirt :p)

[JSullivan]

Understatement but I have his back (When not in an England shirt :p)

He did have the potential, he just didn't grab his opportunities with both hands.

[Y2Jryder]

What Steve said: Heskey is a beast:D:D:D

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2JBd2USoA&feature=related

[JSullivan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2JBd2USoA&feature=related

Magnificent!

[Tomsta666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2JBd2USoA&feature=related

In response to that...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1l73kqmpIk

[Pumpkinhead]

Magnificent!
LOL Crouch's face

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Heskey > Messi!


That is all!

:D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Heskey > Messi!


That is all!

:D


How long before I get a copy & paste response from JJ, proving this is untrue? :rolleyes:

:D

[Kryptonite]

You guys are fucking crazy lmfao

[Y2Jryder]

You guys are fucking crazy lmfao

That's how we roll over here dude:D

#Clique4life :D

[Kryptonite]

That's how we roll over here dude:D

#Clique4life :DYeah bro, thats how we roll!

[Y2Jryder]

Yeah bro, thats how we roll!

And since you are here, you roll with us:D

[Kryptonite]

And since you are here, you roll with us:D
uhno, you guys roll with me​ ya know, i'm famous you're not

[Y2Jryder]

uhno, you guys roll with me​ ya know, i'm famous you're not

not really....

[JSullivan]

I'd just like to point out I'm the closest to famous there is here.

Had a documentary made about me here in the UK aged 8.
Was offered a Scholarship the same year to a leading London acting school by the BBC.
Offered a role in a TV series with Rik Mayall.
Whole thing flopped, ran out of funding and I moved away instead of to London.

Acting career over. Riches and fame gone to someone else.

http://www.feelsbadman.com/feelsbad.jpg

Feelsbadman.

[VanHooliganX]

I'd just like to point out I'm the closest to famous there is here.

Had a documentary made about me here in the UK aged 8.
Was offered a Scholarship the same year to a leading London acting school by the BBC.
Offered a role in a TV series with Rik Mayall.
Whole thing flopped, ran out of funding and I moved away instead of to London.

Acting career over. Riches and fame gone to someone else.

http://www.feelsbadman.com/feelsbad.jpg

Feelsbadman.

*points to Ryan Clarks EWN account.* Although Bodom did ban him before Frank undid it XD

[JSullivan]

*points to Ryan Clarks EWN account.* Although Bodom did ban him before Frank undid it XD

God bless Bodom.

xD

[aloisick]

I'd just like to point out I'm the closest to famous there is here.

Had a documentary made about me here in the UK aged 8.
Was offered a Scholarship the same year to a leading London acting school by the BBC.
Offered a role in a TV series with Rik Mayall.
Whole thing flopped, ran out of funding and I moved away instead of to London.

Acting career over. Riches and fame gone to someone else.

http://www.feelsbadman.com/feelsbad.jpg

Feelsbadman.

id like to differ on that as when i played cricket in england i was a signature away from playing for yorkshire as one of the highest paid rookies ever in 2001 before i had a total knee reconstruction

[aloisick]

Unbelievable Tekkers:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01419/emile-heskey_1419748c.jpg

what exactly is a tekker

[JSullivan]

id like to differ on that as when i played cricket in england i was a signature away from playing for yorkshire as one of the highest paid rookies ever in 2001 before i had a total knee reconstruction

Yeah?

Well my nan is Ozzy Osbourne.

Who's more famous now?

[Shining Light]

Messi should take lessons from Heskey. He might learn a thing or two ;)

[Y2Jryder]

We need more of this:p

[Steve Austin]

Worst.Thread.Ever

[magglis]

Worst.Thread.Ever
The official thread of the AFL (not that any of you will care) (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?14329-The-official-thread-of-the-AFL-(not-that-any-of-you-will-care))

[Steve Austin]

The official thread of the AFL (not that any of you will care) (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?14329-The-official-thread-of-the-AFL-(not-that-any-of-you-will-care))

Well played.

[Y2Jryder]

The official thread of the AFL (not that any of you will care) (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?14329-The-official-thread-of-the-AFL-(not-that-any-of-you-will-care))
Tell them!!:D

[VanHooliganX]

More like GAY-F-L!

Zing!

[magglis]

Tell them!!:D
I know right:p