[Forum Game]Three word story

[Drake]

Im bored) lets play three word story =)

Three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. It is a common favorite of forum gamers, since it is easy to explain and play in a linear, structured fashion. An example game goes as follows:
* A fat man...
* ... walked into a...
* ... car and it...
* ... was very painful...
* ... but he jumped...
* ... back up and...
* ... dug a really...
* ... small cave that...
* ... had two red...
* ... cats coming out...
* ... from some smoke...
* ... though a blue...
* ... streak speeds by...
* ... forcing twenty wayward ...
* ... evidences of fright...

ok =)?
Ill begin:

I opened the door...

[mitch176]

...and saw a....

[YoungQ]

..wrestler watching tv..

[SgtGohan]

and eating something

[ch.brooks24]

...that looked like...

[Bodom]

...something out of...

[Northernwolf]

a horror movie

[SgtGohan]

but actually was

[someguy4848]

.....Drew Mcintyre's microscopic.....

[jwt15]

personality and he

[AGEOFFALL]

... received an undeserving...

[rebeccabroussard]

...championship belt that...

[AGEOFFALL]

... was made of...

[The Watcher]

large bundles of

[SilverGhost]

grade A monkey

[AGEOFFALL]

... trained to do ...

[SilverGhost]

backflip and crap

[Warmachine]

during summerslam weekend

[The Watcher]

or, alternatively when

[AGEOFFALL]

he went to..

[The Watcher]

...see a used....

[AGEOFFALL]

used car lot...

[SilverGhost]

decided to bulldoze

[iamthatis201]

a cute cat.

[Robstar]

Meanwhile The Miz...

[chaos75]

with Alex Riley...

[SilverGhost]

and Michael Cole

[Robstar]

...attempted to give...

[Bodom]

a dutch rudder

[SilverGhost]

"What the F&%$?"

[Bodom]

look it up

[SilverGhost]

said The Miz

[Robstar]

...to Josh Matthews...

(lmfao Bodom, I had to look it up too. Don't break character!)

[SilverGhost]

and Josh Matthews

[Bodom]

asked for some

[Robstar]

more lubrication. Suddenly...

[SilverGhost]

Big Daddy V

[Robstar]

stopped eating Hornswoggle

[Bodom]

then hopped on

[SilverGhost]

a mini bike

[Bodom]

which wasnt enough

[SilverGhost]

for the big

[Bodom]

bad booty daddy

[SilverGhost]

which he likes

[Bodom]

right in the

[SilverGhost]

chin. Suddenly something....

[Bodom]

came out of

[SilverGhost]

Michael Cole's ass

[Bodom]

which smelled of

[SilverGhost]

sunshine and butterflies

[Bodom]

(good work)

and rainbow kisses

[SilverGhost]

which destroyed everything

[Bodom]

from the guilty

[SilverGhost]

to the nice

[Bodom]

and that was

[SilverGhost]

the best thing

[Bodom]

that could be

[SilverGhost]

for the WWE

[Bodom]

is to burn

[SilverGhost]

to the ground.

[Bodom]

the divided heart

[Robstar]

...of Vince McMahon...

(Fair go guys, give someone else a turn! Also, it's getting pretty random)

[Bodom]

So stand up!

(we're not stopping anyone from joining! I want others to join the fun!)

[Robstar]

Hunter and Steph...

[Bodom]

Bought a TNA

[SilverGhost]

and destroyed it

[Robstar]

I think you two crashed this car

[SilverGhost]

I think you two crashed this car

I think you f&%$ed it up before the car crashed.

[Bodom]

I think you two crashed this car

keep it 3

(now we're back on track! booyah!)

[Robstar]

Raw's guest host...

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Has a nice..

[Robstar]

...idea of using...

[SilverGhost]

a gun to....

[Robstar]

...eat corn flakes.

[SilverGhost]

Suddenly at the....

[Fatality]

End of the....

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

..Hall he realized

[Kashdinero]

Options were limited

[Robstar]

...and his pants...

[chaos75]

...got a stain...

[SilverGhost]

and it was....

[Kashdinero]

...more than he....

[SilverGhost]

can really handle....

[Kashdinero]

....painfully embarrassed He...

[Fatality]

Farted very loudly....

[Kashdinero]

...hunter smelt it....

[NightWolf]

..He called Shawn

[Kashdinero]

....who advised him..

[SilverGhost]

"test your might!"

[Robstar]

Standing behind Maryse...

[SilverGhost]

he shot her

[NightWolf]

With a dildo

[Kashdinero]

...in the bum...

[chaos75]

...and she screamed...

[Kashdinero]

...numerous unrepeatable expletives..

[Splattered-Dreams]

..until finally she..

[Kashdinero]

...passed out cold...

[SilverGhost]

and he screamed....

[Kashdinero]

...take that frenchie..

[SilverGhost]

and buried her

[Kashdinero]

In pure cocaine

[SilverGhost]

and went crazy

[Kashdinero]

Then got sectioned

[SilverGhost]

THEN at the

[Kashdinero]

TNA headquarters, Dixie

[SilverGhost]

got kicked out

[Kashdinero]

By a geriatric

[SilverGhost]

turd that developed

[Kashdinero]

Naked photos of

[NightWolf]

Hogan an Bichoff

[SilverGhost]

no naked women

[Belzova]

In his stove

[SilverGhost]

to barbeque with

[Belzova]

He freaked out

[SilverGhost]

screaming like a

[Kashdinero]

Silly little girl

[SilverGhost]

and committed suicide.

[Kashdinero]

No one grieved

[Belzova]

Except for Hornswoggle.

[Rich Cranium]

and then Goldust

[Kashdinero]

Had an idea

[Rich Cranium]

why don't we

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Strip an go

[Kashdinero]

Swimming with jellyfish

[Rich Cranium]

and get stung

[Bam]

He drowned suddenly

[SilverGhost]

By the kraken!

[Kashdinero]

Mermaids rescued him

[SilverGhost]

and killed him!

[Bodom]

Thats not cool

[SilverGhost]

said Carlito astonishingly.

[Bodom]

when Jesus stabbed

[SilverGhost]

Chuck Norris, he

[Bodom]

was future endeavored.

[SilverGhost]

"DAMN!!!" said Chuck

[Bodom]

Thats when Ron

[SilverGhost]

came up to

[Kashdinero]

Chuck and powerslamed

[SilverGhost]

Hyrule and said

[Bodom]

I have the

[Kashdinero]

Power to devour

[SilverGhost]

the best DINNER!

[Kashdinero]

Known to man

[Rich Cranium]

Now let's play

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

tickle my nipple

[Bodom]

and ring around

[Kashdinero]

The raspberry ripple

[Rich Cranium]

The rules are

[Kashdinero]

No necrophilia or

[Rich Cranium]

fooling around with

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

twig and berries

[Rich Cranium]

but you can

[SilverGhost]

kill alot of

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

yellow-bellied sapsuckers

[SilverGhost]

and use their

[Kashdinero]

Guts for garters

[Rich Cranium]

and don't ever

[SilverGhost]

ever do that

[RaydenZombie]

Gay sex rodeos

[Rich Cranium]

or you'll be

[Belzova]

Rode bull style.

[Rich Cranium]

So saddle up

[Bodom]

and get crunk

[Belzova]

Robstar was ready

[Rich Cranium]

with IPEEINTHESHOWER to

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

drink a beer

[Rich Cranium]

and eat some

[NightWolf]

Cheeseburgers with Hornswoggle.

[SilverGhost]

At the League

[Rich Cranium]

tournament we found

[Belzova]

Was actually a

[Bodom]

dirty stinking cheater

[SilverGhost]

The King was

[Bodom]

an ugly hermaphrodite

[RaydenZombie]

Bodom and Silverghost

[Bodom]

Rough up RaydenZombie

[Rich Cranium]

and then started

[NightWolf]

Having sex together

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

when Bodom requested

[SilverGhost]

SilverGhost ran away

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

without getting paid

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Happy an cheerfully

[Rich Cranium]

he went to

[SilverGhost]

play shooting games

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

It involved Zombies.

[SilverGhost]

SilverGhost killed Zombies

[Rich Cranium]

and started dancing

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

It was bad

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

he hurt himself

[SilverGhost]

SilverGhost doesn't dance

[Rich Cranium]

he just whistles

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

and masturbates often

[Kashdinero]

With a showerhead

[Belzova]

Bruce Cambell watched

[Rich Cranium]

Bruce Lee flicks

[Kashdinero]

Playing naked twister

[Rich Cranium]

and then slipped

[Kashdinero]

In a puddle

[Rich Cranium]

and got soaked

[Kashdinero]

Said Jim Ross

[Rich Cranium]

"Its a Slobbernocker!"

[Bodom]

and a rocketbuster!

[Rich Cranium]

things are going

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

things are going

downhill very fast

[Kashdinero]

Jim spontaneously combusted

[Rich Cranium]

poor Jerry Lawler

[Kashdinero]

He got retired

[Rich Cranium]

with Grandmaster Sexay

[Bam]

From glory holing

[Kashdinero]

From glory holing

With pat patterson

[Rich Cranium]

He then winked

[Kashdinero]

At Steve lombardi

[Rich Cranium]

in Brooklyn baby

[Kashdinero]

A hobo begged

[Rich Cranium]

and offered action

[Chrisisliketotallawesome]

is now dead.

[Bodom]

well thats depressing

[Rich Cranium]

No time for

[Kashdinero]

Shedding pointless tears

[Rockstarella]

The Donkey said

[Kashdinero]

Let's change subjects

[Rich Cranium]

the Queen replied

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

I have herpes

[Rich Cranium]

Bring my disinfectant!

[Kashdinero]

And royal scrubber

[Chrisisliketotallawesome]

For my hiney

[Kashdinero]

You miserable cretin

[Rich Cranium]

Go now, hurry!

[Bodom]

fetch the douche!

[Rockstarella]

Its super smelly!

[Rich Cranium]

What's for dinner?

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Barack Obama's cock

[Bodom]

and some collards

[TheBeardOfZeus]

which sound delicious

[Rich Cranium]

Prepare it NOW!

[Bodom]

with some ketchup!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Cover that bitch!

[Rich Cranium]

Cover that bitch!

Where's the ref?

[Kashdinero]

Fuck the ref

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Hey yo said,

[Kashdinero]

Something completely uninteligent

[Rich Cranium]

until the logic

[Bodom]

was russo swerved

[Rich Cranium]

We need Obama!

[Kashdinero]

To lie about

[Bodom]

secretly funding TNA

[Cain]

to streetcorner hookers

[Kashdinero]

aged to perfection

[Bodom]

makes no sense

[Kashdinero]

TNA never does