EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[K-Jammin]

IC: Unlike you I don't need to be in the limelight. I'd rather wrestle any filthy 20 person basement than sell out like you did. I work my way up not suck management's dick. Which we all know you've always been good at. And fingering a goat I believe someone has a fetish with animals nothing wrong with that but not my thing. Besides at least I stick around when the going gets tough not run away like a little bitch

IC: Oh you poor small minded fool. If by running away you mean in Jabe, then I suggest you open your eyes more. There was nothing else for me to do there, so I came here to play. Bare in mind Jose, you're still in Jabe and still haven't accomplished half of what I accomplished. You are so low on the ladder that you whore yourself to any fed that will have you. Hence why you have about 4 jobs.

You're an embarrassment to this sport. You are the definition of a failure, and please believe me when I say that I will one day put you out of your misery.

Oh and I believe you was pondering the other day about why people made a big deal about me and Jman joining this place? Well I can answer that for you right now. It's because nobody cares about your career, or your laughable little life.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Oh you poor small minded fool. If by running away you mean in Jabe, then I suggest you open your eyes more. There was nothing else for me to do there, so I came here to play. Bare in mind Jose, you're still in Jabe and still haven't accomplished half of what I accomplished. You are so low on the ladder that you whore yourself to any fed that will have you. Hence why you have about 4 jobs.

You're an embarrassment to this sport. You are the definition of a failure, and please believe me when I say that I will one day put you out of your misery.

Oh and I believe you was pondering the other day about why people made a big deal about me and Jman joining this place? Well I can answer that for you right now. It's because nobody cares about your career, or your laughable little life.
IC: I'd rather work for my big break than suck up to the management. Which you have always did. You did the same thing when you joined the Eye back in Jabe and you ran away. You lost and got humiliated by Romes that you left crying with your tail between your legs here to EWNCW and you YET AGAIN sucked up the GM and weaseled your way to TBOZ. I have four jobs because to prove that I am the best I damn well prove it everywhere without backing down. You and Jman get special treatment because again you both have been well known to being suck ups. You call it pathetic I call it determination. I'm not any of these pathetic jobbers you took out and ended their careers. K-Jammin I dare you to come after me. I'm on Brutality if you ever want to pay a visit. You're right being the top star of Mayhem doesn't mean shit now does it? That means when you were the top star on Mayhem you meant nothing. Makes perfect sense. Go ahead K-Jammin call my life and career laughable. I know for the fact that if we ever meet in the ring my "having 4 jobs" will have paid off more than you sucking dick. Also Harry Styles of One Direction called me. Told me to tell you thanks for the Over under you gave him

[K-Jammin]

IC: I'd rather work for my big break than suck up to the management. Which you have always did. You did the same thing when you joined the Eye back in Jabe and you ran away. You lost and got humiliated by Romes that you left crying with your tail between your legs here to EWNCW and you YET AGAIN sucked up the GM and weaseled your way to TBOZ. I have four jobs because to prove that I am the best I damn well prove it everywhere without backing down. You and Jman get special treatment because again you both have been well known to being suck ups. You call it pathetic I call it determination. I'm not any of these pathetic jobbers you took out and ended their careers. K-Jammin I dare you to come after me. I'm on Brutality if you ever want to pay a visit. You're right being the top star of Mayhem doesn't mean shit now does it? That means when you were the top star on Mayhem you meant nothing. Makes perfect sense. Go ahead K-Jammin call my life and career laughable. I know for the fact that if we ever meet in the ring my "having 4 jobs" will have paid off more than you sucking dick. Also Harry Styles of One Direction called me. Told me to tell you thanks for the Over under you gave him

IC: HJ talking about boybands? Wow, very unforeseen #ClosetDoorIsStuck?

You are the "top" Mayhem star because I left. Simple as.

Now enough of Jabe. No matter how much you want to masturbate to the idea of me "sucking off management" it won't make it true #SeriouslyFixThatClosetDoor

Now I have more important matters to attend to Jose, go back to micarding which show it is you're on.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: HJ talking about boybands? Wow, very unforeseen #ClosetDoorIsStuck?

You are the "top" Mayhem star because I left. Simple as.

Now enough of Jabe. No matter how much you want to masturbate to the idea of me "sucking off management" it won't make it true #SeriouslyFixThatClosetDoor

Now I have more important matters to attend to Jose, go back to micarding which show it is you're on.
IC: Heh again with the gay jokes? How original. *looks at Ultimate Opportunity Contracts* soon enough I'll be main event brutality. As for you K-Jammin. I hope TBOZ beats the ever living shit out of. At least he deserves everything he has ever gotten.

[K-Jammin]

IC: People of EWNCW, I call for your help in order to stop a horrendous crime.

You see, I am being forced to defend my World Heavyweight title against ThePubesOfZeus at our next PPV. Now please note, that there is not a doubt in my mind that I will successfully defend my title. The problem is, TBOZ is a thug, and does not deserve a title shot. I recently sent some undercover investigators to talk to TBOZ to try and dig some dirt. These are just a few of what he said...

TBOZ: I've killed so many homosexuals in the past week, I just hate them all!

TBOZ: Honestly, you never know just how big a horses penis really is until it's up your arse.

TBOZ: You mean to tell me that girl I just banged was a guy? HIGH FIVE!

TBOZ: My cat pooped in my mouth earlier.

TBOZ: Please Mr Policeman I'm telling the truth, that is NOT my semen on that dead woman's dress!

Now please ask yourselves, is this really the type of guy who deserves a World title shot. No, I don't think so either.

SPREAD THE WORD, AND GET THIS GUY OFF THE ROSTER!

[HolyJose2391]

IC: *Yawn* rehashing the same old jokes. Are we now?

[K-Jammin]

IC: *Yawn* rehashing the same old jokes. Are we now?

IC: *Yawn* pretending I recycle jokes to make yourself feel better about having no personality, are we now?

[HolyJose2391]

IC: *Yawn* pretending I recycle jokes to make yourself feel better about having no personality, are we now?
IC: Let's see gay jokes, making up fake interviews. Yeah you're recycling old jokes I've seen from you before. Nothing original coming from you

[K-Jammin]

IC: Let's see gay jokes, making up fake interviews. Yeah you're recycling old jokes I've seen from you before. Nothing original coming from you

Oh please, all my material is brand new.

HJ: I'm gay.

[johnnydropkicks]

epic IC work from the jbdub crew

[HolyJose2391]

Oh please, all my material is brand new.

HJ: I'm gay.
IC: Funny you have some fascination with my sexuality. Are we scared I'll actually turn out to be better than you? It's the only reasonable explanation. I've seen all this form you before just replace the names in there.


OOC: been far too long buddy

[K-Jammin]

IC: Funny you have some fascination with my sexuality. Are we scared I'll actually turn out to be better than you? It's the only reasonable explanation. I've seen all this form you before just replace the names in there.


OOC: been far too long buddy

Indeed it has Jose, indeed it has. I best be off to sleep now as it's past 3am and I have work at 6 lol Fuck my life.

Catch you all later chaps.

[HolyJose2391]

Indeed it has Jose, indeed it has. I best be off to sleep now as it's past 3am and I have work at 6 lol Fuck my life.

Catch you all later chaps.
That's right it is late over there! hahaha Later man!

[eboy]

epic IC work from the jbdub crew

Indeed, this is some really classic stuff...especially the aqustations against TBOZ, funny stuff :)


Who wants to take bets on how many PMs Tommy receives and someone forgets they gotta send it to Eboy? I'd say at least 2!
.>>>NOBODY IS GOING TO DO THIS!!!<<<.
Also get all promos back ASAP, quicker we get Rage and Warzone out the way, the faster the PPV comes.

[Grind_Bastard]

Indeed it has Jose, indeed it has. I best be off to sleep now as it's past 3am and I have work at 6 lol Fuck my life.

Catch you all later chaps.

Love the word "chap", so British :)

Good back and forth IC there, folks. Let me see if I'm back of my own in a while :)

[eboy]

Did anybody recieve their Rage PM's from Tommy, because I've spoken to at least two people who didn't?

[Grind_Bastard]

Did anybody recieve their Rage PM's from Tommy, because I've spoken to at least two people who didn't?

It's important to know this, fellas!!

[HolyJose2391]

Love the word "chap", so British :)

Good back and forth IC there, folks. Let me see if I'm back of my own in a while :)
Grind! When are we working on this comedy tag team?!?

[eboy]

It's important to know this, fellas!!

Well I am sending them all out again, if you already received one then just ignore it.

[eboy]

ALL Rage PM's have now gone out, Warzone is coming up tomorrow then I'll get straight down to work on Rage, in the meantime lets get some IC work on the go, the PPV is right round the corner!

[bearkg88]

IC: He is coming...oh what a glorious day it will be

[Grind_Bastard]

Grind! When are we working on this comedy tag team?!?

Whenever possible, I'm taking a short "holiday" soon, but I'll be able to log in. :)

[HolyJose2391]

Whenever possible, I'm taking a short "holiday" soon, but I'll be able to log in. :)
Alright yeah I go on a vacation soon too

[Poot-Hair]

Wonderful, glorious Rage full of goat semen, testicles, and batshit crazy folks who think they're a God, sent by a God, hung like a God, or....Festus. Indeed greatness!

I feel like an outsider since announcing my retirement. I guess things won't ever be the same huh

[Poot-Hair]

Okay guys, I posted a blog yesterday and I'd like as much feedback on it as humanly possible. The title is "Who Betta' Than Kanyon: The Moral Debate" and talks directly about homosexuality in professional wrestling. It's an interesting blog and I'd love some comments!!

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?43408-Who-Betta-Than-Kanyon-The-Moral-Debate

[eboy]

Warzone is going to be held off till tomorrow on the basis that I am feeling pretty sick, hopefully good night sleep and some good english tea will mean I will be able to get it up tomorrow then get a start on Rage.

[HeelTurn]

When is the PPV?

[johnnydropkicks]

supposed to be this Sunday. but it probably might get pushed off til next week.

[Poot-Hair]

Wow. So I was just informed that because I decided to retire from e-fedding, I'm going to be written out of JBW asap with no real end to any of my storylines. Apparently something I said in my "going away" speech rubbed someone the wrong way or something so now I'm going to be buried over there. I don't know/ Don't really care. Anyway it appears I'm just an EWNCW guy for the remainder of my time here. #UnintentionalBridgeBurner

[HeelTurn]

supposed to be this Sunday. but it probably might get pushed off til next week.

Ah right cool, so theres 1 more ep of Rage and Warzone then the big show.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Wow. So I was just informed that because I decided to retire from e-fedding, I'm going to be written out of JBW asap with no real end to any of my storylines. Apparently something I said in my "going away" speech rubbed someone the wrong way or something so now I'm going to be buried over there. I don't know/ Don't really care. Anyway it appears I'm just an EWNCW guy for the remainder of my time here. #UnintentionalBridgeBurner

That's a shame. When are you leaving man?


Ah right cool, so theres 1 more ep of Rage and Warzone then the big show.

And an episode of Inferno! Don't forget the other brand!

[HeelTurn]

And an episode of Inferno! Don't forget the other brand!

My bad, I'm still new here lol

[TheBeardOfZeus]

My bad, I'm still new here lol

Haha I assumed as much man, the more you know!

And I, for one, have been looking forward to The Prophecy's debut in EWNCW, I can't wait to see what's ahead for you.

[HeelTurn]

Haha I assumed as much man, the more you know!

And I, for one, have been looking forward to The Prophecy's debut in EWNCW, I can't wait to see what's ahead for you.

Thanks man, I've enjoyed what I've done so far.

[Poot-Hair]

That's a shame. When are you leaving man?

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?23235-A-Very-Pooty-Goodbye

It's all right there my friend.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Thanks man, I've enjoyed what I've done so far.

I'm glad! As part of creative, I like to keep my eye on how everyone is doing, and I'm impressed so far.


http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?23235-A-Very-Pooty-Goodbye

It's all right there my friend.

It'll be a shame when you go man, I hope you know the door is always open here at EWNCW.

[Poot-Hair]

I'm glad! As part of creative, I like to keep my eye on how everyone is doing, and I'm impressed so far.



It'll be a shame when you go man, I hope you know the door is always open here at EWNCW.That's great to know brother because it seems that after all my hard work for JBW, the door is being shut right in my face on my way out. I'm glad at least I'll have a home over here if I do decide to take up the e-fedding cross again.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

That's great to know brother because it seems that after all my hard work for JBW, the door is being shut right in my face on my way out. I'm glad at least I'll have a home over here if I do decide to take up the e-fedding cross again.

Man, some like to slam the door in people's face, and that's their prerogative. We have people come and go regularly, and you have to take it more with grace, whether it was unplanned or not. You've noted it in good time, allowed us to write you out, which always helps, so I have no idea why they went in that route.

IC: I'll tell you one thing Kayden...boobies. No wait, that isn't it, it's boobies. Damn TBOZ, just tell the man you wouldn't have minded a good ol' scrap somewhere down the line!

[Poot-Hair]

Man, some like to slam the door in people's face, and that's their prerogative. We have people come and go regularly, and you have to take it more with grace, whether it was unplanned or not. You've noted it in good time, allowed us to write you out, which always helps, so I have no idea why they went in that route.

IC: I'll tell you one thing Kayden...boobies. No wait, that isn't it, it's boobies. Damn TBOZ, just tell the man you wouldn't have minded a good ol' scrap somewhere down the line!Kayden: Boo....Boobies? What is this Boobies that you speak of? Is this anything like the fine silky pages of my King James Bible?

*Kayden Rubs his bible and his eyes roll up into his head. He convulses wildly, and makes a few quick high pitched squealing noises. He ends with a goat baaaaaaaa before returning to normal.*

Oh.....OOooooo....aahh...I mean uhh....where was I?

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Kayden: Boo....Boobies? What is this Boobies that you speak of? Is this anything like the fine silky pages of my King James Bible?

*Kayden Rubs his bible and his eyes roll up into his head. He convulses wildly, and makes a few quick high pitched squealing noises. He ends with a goat baaaaaaaa before returning to normal.*

Oh.....OOooooo....aahh...I mean uhh....where was I?

IC: Ho-ly crap. Were you possessed by some sort of, dare I say, boobie monster? In that case, may I borrow your book?

[Poot-Hair]

IC: Ho-ly crap. Were you possessed by some sort of, dare I say, boobie monster? In that case, may I borrow your book?Kayden: *Hands TBOZ his Bible.* You may want to watch out....the pages are a little sticky because I uhh...spilled some...semeeeee......uhh Coke on it.

*Kayden checks his lap for a stain*

Okay wheew I'm good right now. Anyway, listen here you *Yawnsssssssss* I mean listen here you!!!! *yawns again* Something about busting a nutImean uhhh praising God really makes you sleepy.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Kayden: *Hands TBOZ his Bible.* You may want to watch out....the pages are a little sticky because I uhh...spilled some...semeeeee......uhh Coke on it.

*Kayden checks his lap for a stain*

Okay wheew I'm good right now. Anyway, listen here you *Yawnsssssssss* I mean listen here you!!!! *yawns again* Something about busting a nutImean uhhh praising God really makes you sleepy.

IC: *puts on special "boy magazine" gloves* Don't worry, having been in GodMoney, I am prepared for any given situation, be it sexual or drink related!

And you get some sleep man, you need to rest up your "abilities" for Rage and Rise from the Ashes, where maybe the writers will do something good for a change!

[HolyJose2391]

That's great to know brother because it seems that after all my hard work for JBW, the door is being shut right in my face on my way out. I'm glad at least I'll have a home over here if I do decide to take up the e-fedding cross again.
Hey there Poot. Listen you know there was a slight overreaction. If you're up to discussin it let's head on over to JABEBook and we can discuss it

[AirBourne]

Wells (Rage): Gretzky, we both know if there had been a couple of more seconds in that match, I would have had my hand raised. Regardless, the rightful man walked out champion, and that is me. But you are too scared to show your face around here? I think you are, can't face the facts and admit it.

Wells (Brutality): When are we gonna show up on Brutality again? The fans need to see their favorite tag team, The Perfect Storm.

[Poot-Hair]

Hey there Poot. Listen you know there was a slight overreaction. If you're up to discussin it let's head on over to JABEBook and we can discuss itI posted a response to kash in jabebook. I'll not beg to not be buried. If he wants me out, so be it. I'm out.

[HolyJose2391]

I posted a response to kash in jabebook. I'll not beg to not be buried. If he wants me out, so be it. I'm out.
Like I said its open for discussion and I'll post my response too.

[Giddy]

Why are we talking about this in the EWNCW thread?

For shame guys. For shame :p

[Poot-Hair]

Why are we talking about this in the EWNCW thread?

For shame guys. For shame :pBecause "we" found it relevant to my tenure here in EWNCW to mention it.

[Giddy]

Because "we" found it relevant to my tenure here in EWNCW to mention it.
Yes, but it's evolved into a totally different conversation, and I know Tommy has warned others on past occasions not to be talking about stuff like this in the EWNCW thread, so I figured I'd just say something before he does.

Is "that" okay with "you"?

[AirBourne]

Yes, but it's evolved into a totally different conversation, and I know Tommy has warned others on past occasions not to be talking about stuff like this in the EWNCW thread, so I figured I'd just say something before he does.

Is "that" okay with "you"?

Best not to get involved Giddy.

[Giddy]

Best not to get involved Giddy.
I was just trying to help get the EWNCW thread back on track. Not trying to start anything with anyone :)

[Poot-Hair]

Ehh I'm done talking about it anyways mates. Too much has probably already been said.

Kayden James: Poop. Pee. Buns. I can see why all this foul language could be fun.

[AirBourne]

I was just trying to help get the EWNCW thread back on track. Not trying to start anything with anyone :)

I'm just saying, that's a job for Tommy or EWNCW creative, just don't overstep your boundaries.

[Giddy]

I'm just saying, that's a job for Tommy or EWNCW creative, just don't overstep your boundaries.
I know man. I'd say my boundaries are a good 3 or 4 yards away

[AirBourne]

I know man. I'd say my boundaries are a good 3 or 4 yards away

I'd say you are offsides already.

[Giddy]

I'd say you are offsides already.
Wasn't another member warned about backseat modding a bit ago?

We should just stop now AB. Let's take this to XBAWX :D

[AirBourne]

Wasn't another member warned about backseat modding a bit ago?

We should just stop now AB. Let's take this to XBAWX :D

Hmmm, maybe, haven't been on in a while.

[Poot-Hair]

Wasn't another member warned about backseat modding a bit ago?

We should just stop now AB. Let's take this to XBAWX :DAdd me to XBAWX!! My gamertag is PootedHair

[Giddy]

Hmmm, maybe, haven't been on in a while.
Me neither man. I lost my mic. I'm gonna go look for it

[Giddy]

Add me to XBAWX!! My gamertag is PootedHair
I will man :D I just gotta find my FUCKING MICROPHONE!!!

[AirBourne]

I'll add ya Poot!

GT: ImmortaI II

[HolyJose2391]

Wasn't another member warned about backseat modding a bit ago?

We should just stop now AB. Let's take this to XBAWX :D
Giddy notice how I said let's discuss this over at JABEBook? I was obviously trying to get it out of here. As a part of JBW creative I too care about my people and want to discuss it elsewhere before someone else gets overreacting and then we have a full blown thread argument.

[Poot-Hair]

I will man :D I just gotta find my FUCKING MICROPHONE!!!I've completely misplaced my headset. I've looked freakin' everywhere for it and can't find it. I'm going to have to invest in another one soon.

[Poot-Hair]

Giddy notice how I said let's discuss this over at JABEBook? I was obviously trying to get it out of here. As a part of JBW creative I too care about my people and want to discuss it elsewhere before someone else gets overreacting and then we have a full blown thread argument.Young Jose, come here to me and let us rub nipples in the Native American tradition of eternal friendship.

I in no way made that up just to get you to rub your nipple on me

[HolyJose2391]

Young Jose, come here to me and let us rub nipples in the Native American tradition of eternal friendship.

I in no way made that up just to get you to rub your nipple on me
I uhhh....I'm flattered lol but I'll pass. Though a female with rather large breasts will do ;)

[Poot-Hair]

I uhhh....I'm flattered lol but I'll pass. Though a female with rather large breasts will do ;)Are you sure? I waxed my man chest just for this occasion. Added a little bit too much wax and totally detached my left nipple. Had to superglue the lil' bugger back on.

[HolyJose2391]

Are you sure? I waxed my man chest just for this occasion. Added a little bit too much wax and totally detached my left nipple. Had to superglue the lil' bugger back on.
Hmmmmm now that does sound tempting

[chunkkynutzzz]

I for one am Happy Poot Hair is Leaving

[AirBourne]

I for one am Happy Poot Hair is Leaving

.....I disagree my friend. Poot brings a sort of crazy religious character, with a great personality.

[Poot-Hair]

I for one am Happy Poot Hair is LeavingWow, thanks for your honesty....I guess. Would you mind PM'ing me your reasons why? I'm genuinely curious.

[HolyJose2391]

Wow, thanks for your honesty....I guess. Would you mind PM'ing me your reasons why? I'm genuinely curious.
If I kbow chunkky he's joking around

[CGBigMan]

Ah portugals fun
but far too hot, i got sunburn
anyway hopws Inferno coming along?

[chunkkynutzzz]

If I kbow chunkky he's joking around


And juu kno diz man :)

[chunkkynutzzz]

.....I disagree my friend. Poot brings a sort of crazy religious character, with a great personality.


I gotcha lol, His character is great! And I wish I could've fueded with him .. Mark Dimension vs Kayden James would've been off da chain!

Wow, thanks for your honesty....I guess. Would you mind PM'ing me your reasons why? I'm genuinely curious.

I'm Happy that you are leaving ,because your doing it on your terms. And in my opinion your leaving while on top of your A Game. So with that said I'm happy if your happy with your actions. Good luck in your future e-endeavours

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Ah portugals fun
but far too hot, i got sunburn
anyway hopws Inferno coming along?

Inferno is coming along all good, just holding until Thursday just to keep on schedule, and allow Rage to catch up.

[Poot-Hair]

I still haven't gotten my part of the promo I'm due to put in for Rage. YOU GUYS GET ON THE BALL!!

[magglis]

Hey guys make sure you vote your picks in the efed quiz thread

[AirBourne]

Wells: Where are you Gretzky? Huh? I'm waiting for you to show your face, too scared to show it? Or did I beat it up too much for it to be seen on TV without shattering the cameras?

[Shaz11]

Shaz: This week on Rage. I shall give The Blue Flash the most vicious beating that he has ever had. And then I shall move on to the main event scene, and make my title a main event title.

[Grind_Bastard]

how are my EWNCW fellas doin' today?

IC as Carlin: WSe are going to burn and get burnt, but still be the EWNCW Blacklist champions!

[HolyJose2391]

how are my EWNCW fellas doin' today?

IC as Carlin: WSe are going to burn and get burnt, but still be the EWNCW Blacklist champions!
IC: But not for long afterwards

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: But not for long afterwards

IC as Carlin: I think you're inspired by our current entrance theme, aren't you?

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Carlin: I think you're inspired by our current entrance theme, aren't you?
Ic: You Be Tails, I'll Be Sonic? Of course I'll always be the best while you're just second rate

[Grind_Bastard]

Ic: You Be Tails, I'll Be Sonic? Of course I'll always be the best while you're just second rate

IC as Carlin: Nope, Soilwork's Like the Average Stalker. You keep stalking us waiting to make a vintage Money in the Bank cash in, but with the Ultimate Opportunity contracts instead.

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Carlin: Nope, Soilwork's Like the Average Stalker. You keep stalking us waiting to make a vintage Money in the Bank cash in, but with the Ultimate Opportunity contracts instead.
IC: you're on your toes. But here is the thing with or without the contracts We are no doubt next in line for the Blacklist Championships. We're the only team that can bring the fight to you. The only team to have beaten you since your feud with SoM. hands down Azrael and I will no doubt have our shot

[Tommy Thunder]

Did anybody recieve their Rage PM's from Tommy, because I've spoken to at least two people who didn't?

I only managed to send out the opening segment promo assignment before my internet went. It was late so I had to call it a night since I had an early start for my 6 hour trip to the music festival i was going to.
Big thanks for sending the stuff out though. Good inactive shown there man!


Wow. So I was just informed that because I decided to retire from e-fedding, I'm going to be written out of JBW asap with no real end to any of my storylines. Apparently something I said in my "going away" speech rubbed someone the wrong way or something so now I'm going to be buried over there. I don't know/ Don't really care. Anyway it appears I'm just an EWNCW guy for the remainder of my time here. #UnintentionalBridgeBurner

A shame that it came to that. I don't see it fair that you're being 'punished' for simply speaking your mind and trying to give some help and advice (if I'm right in assuming what comments triggered this response). Seems like a huge slap in the face given the work and effort you've put in with 'the other guys'.


That's great to know brother because it seems that after all my hard work for JBW, the door is being shut right in my face on my way out. I'm glad at least I'll have a home over here if I do decide to take up the e-fedding cross again.

Yeah, as TBOZ said, doors always open here. Respect is a 2 way street. If you play nice and respect others, then you should get treated the same way. At least that's the way I see it.


I'm just saying, that's a job for Tommy or EWNCW creative, just don't overstep your boundaries.

Giddy, I think what AB said here was pretty much it. We as a creative team don't need someone to tell us when something's up, we're all adults here, and we can make the call ourselves. I appreciate that you're trying to help, but I think that AB was right in saying that you were just a bit offside there.
Don't get involved in things; we don't want to see you in trouble again man!

Back on topic, as soon as I get an update on where we're at with things show-wise, we'll bring you up to speed!

[thejman93]

Last I saw it, the Rage opener was with our World Champion.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Wow. So I was just informed that because I decided to retire from e-fedding, I'm going to be written out of JBW asap with no real end to any of my storylines. Apparently something I said in my "going away" speech rubbed someone the wrong way or something so now I'm going to be buried over there. I don't know/ Don't really care. Anyway it appears I'm just an EWNCW guy for the remainder of my time here. #UnintentionalBridgeBurner

You haven't burned any bridges with me personally. I just think it's sad that we lost Kayden James. I always wanted to have a dark versus light feud with you.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as MD: Who's Beak do I have to break today?.., please stay tight lipped or severe head trauma awaits the opponent!

Unless someone has Heart to Stand up and speak.

[johnnydropkicks]

EWNCW...

like a boss


RANDOM EWNCW QUOTAMER

[named scrubbed due to ANTI BS POLICY] is like a five year old who runs away after he doesnt get his way. he makes a show of it and only runs away to the backyard. when he is in the backyard he yells im never coming back. after a few hours he comes crying back.

[Poot-Hair]

EWNCW...

like a boss


RANDOM EWNCW QUOTAMER

[named scrubbed due to ANTI BS POLICY] is like a five year old who runs away after he doesnt get his way. he makes a show of it and only runs away to the backyard. when he is in the backyard he yells im never coming back. after a few hours he comes crying back.TKB?

(10 characters)

[thejman93]

TKB?

(10 characters)

Sounds like it....

[Tommy Thunder]

EWNCW...

like a boss


RANDOM EWNCW QUOTAMER

[named scrubbed due to ANTI BS POLICY] is like a five year old who runs away after he doesnt get his way. he makes a show of it and only runs away to the backyard. when he is in the backyard he yells im never coming back. after a few hours he comes crying back.


TKB?

(10 characters)

If my memory serves, I think you're spot on there sir.

I am liking this quote from the past thing that JD's started doing though!

[Kingstrem]

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat did I miss?

[johnnydropkicks]

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat did I miss?

not much. if you mean what's going on the last couple pages with the quote. it's just a random quote I picked and you can help with not making a big deal out of it by not making one :DDD

mmmmmmm sig

[AirBourne]

So, what's crackalackin' EWNCW?

[Shaz11]

So, what's crackalackin' EWNCW?

Watching Hardcore Justice! You cool?

[AirBourne]

Watching Hardcore Justice! You cool?

I am waiting for RIP to be posted, I love reading ICW shows and PPV even though I'm not part of it anymore, and WWE Fantasy Fed had a freakin' awesome PPV! Can't wait for Rise From The Ashes here, top notch!

[Shaz11]

I am waiting for RIP to be posted, I love reading ICW shows and PPV even though I'm not part of it anymore, and WWE Fantasy Fed had a freakin' awesome PPV! Can't wait for Rise From The Ashes here, top notch!

Haha agree with ya! RIP is gonna be a frickin blast! Wrestlemania was aweeesooomme. RFTA is just gonna be CRAYYYZZZYYY. E-Feds are on a roll!

[AirBourne]

Haha agree with ya! RIP is gonna be a frickin blast! Wrestlemania was aweeesooomme. RFTA is just gonna be CRAYYYZZZYYY. E-Feds are on a roll!

F to the yeah man, totally!

[Grind_Bastard]

Update on Rage requested.

[Poot-Hair]

Update on Rage requested.I'm not sure brother, I was supposed to do a part for a promo but I never got a part sent to me to add my part to it. >_<

[Tommy Thunder]

I'm not sure brother, I was supposed to do a part for a promo but I never got a part sent to me to add my part to it. >_<

In that case, someone needs to get their ass in gear and get on with the promo...

[Shaz11]

I'm still waiting for my promo. The guy who's supposed send it aint been on since the 7th. :confused:

[CGBigMan]

I come home tommorow
yay

[Poot-Hair]

In that case, someone needs to get their ass in gear and get on with the promo...Pfffft I know right!! I wanna go GANGSTA on 'dat shit DAAAWWGG!!

[Poot-Hair]

I come home tommorow
yaylol I wish I was in portugal dude, what's it like there?

[Grind_Bastard]

lol I wish I was in portugal dude, what's it like there?

The few things of Portugal I've seen are nice, although my experience there is very limited: arrive at Porto, drink, black metal festival, get some sleep in a car, get lost on the way home, get back on track thanks to a Portuguese couple.

[CGBigMan]

lol I wish I was in portugal dude, what's it like there?
Incredibly hot
the place I am isn't very touristy
so very quiet but fun

[chunkkynutzzz]

Is Seen Pop Lockin. Hilltoeing , Back flippin into a Worm , rolls into a rolling thunder ,Hbk Kick Up , public enemy wave and dx chop, and a Brodus Shake. This Right Here is what you call a...

ChunkkyNuTZzz Exclusive
Rumor BliTZzz

* EwncW Has Expressed interest in signing A.W. and his A.W. Promotions Team to a Deal once his 90 Day No compete Clause is up..more on this to come

* EwncW/Brad Pitt- It has Been said for weeks in Media Circles that Brad Pitt Wants to buy a stake in EwncW, no word on how much percent he is willing to purchase..but its in the 2-10% Range.. updates as I get them will be posted

* War Against Machines? - (users) holyjose and GrindBastard have waged a war against machines in order to save mankind. According to my sources they are tru believers in Mechanism taking control of the world...The Campaign Starts on Saturday hosted by Chunkky

* Shaz's Show Sheet: Review Reel - Multiple sources are saying that he most likely will get the greenlight by management if he was to agree to do the actual show..no word if he will sign for this project.

* E' Road Hoes- There's a Female Real name not revealed due to contractual obligations, but on the road she is named OverNight Suzy ,Slewzy Suzie , and The Lady by the wrestling talent/staff for her well known nightly encounters..she was signed a few months back to manage a top wrestler ,but due to this news coming to light that plan obviously been nixed. More to cum.

* Seth Ferrell's seeking lawyers- Seth Ferrell has been looking into the law to see if he can counter certain rules in his contract. First he would like to establish an Anti-Anti BS Policy, he has talked to other peers and this subject has been kept on the Hush by everyone... scoops on the horizon

* Gillz/Potugal Champion?- a couple months ago Gillz Signed with PCW to be included in a 8 Man Tournament to Crown a New PortuGal Championship Wrestling Champion, as of This Writing he is still scheduled for an Appearance.

* Kayden James Was Seen With a Lighter Near a City Landmark in NYC, Police Officers were Called as he was walking with a eerie look on his face. As he was walking from manhattan to brooklyn he told cops he apparantly was going to burn the bridge.

* The Blue Flash Involved in a 37 Motorcycle Accident as he ran by so fast he distracted those driving ,and caused a massive crash. When people tried to record the proof ,he was said to had left in a flash. No arrest has been issued for The Blue Flash.

* BAM!

I am John C. NuTZzz and This . Has. Been. A!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[AirBourne]

Is Seen Pop Lockin. Hilltoeing , Back flippin into a Worm , rolls into a rolling thunder ,Hbk Kick Up , public enemy wave and dx chop, and a Brodus Shake. This Right Here is what you call a...

ChunkkyNuTZzz Exclusive
Rumor BliTZzz

* EwncW Has Expressed interest in signing A.W. and his A.W. Promotions Team to a Deal once his 90 Day No compete Clause is up..more on this to come

* EwncW/Brad Pitt- It has Been said for weeks in Media Circles that Brad Pitt Wants to buy a stake in EwncW, no word on how much percent he is willing to purchase..but its in the 2-10% Range.. updates as I get them will be posted

* War Against Machines? - (users) holyjose and GrindBastard have waged a war against machines in order to save mankind. According to my sources they are tru believers in Mechanism taking control of the world...The Campaign Starts on Saturday hosted by Chunkky

* Shaz's Show Sheet: Review Reel - Multiple sources are saying that he most likely will get the greenlight by management if he was to agree to do the actual show..no word if he will sign for this project.

* E' Road Hoes- There's a Female Real name not revealed due to contractual obligations, but on the road she is named OverNight Suzy ,Slewzy Suzie , and The Lady by the wrestling talent/staff for her well known nightly encounters..she was signed a few months back to manage a top wrestler ,but due to this news coming to light that plan obviously been nixed. More to cum.

* Seth Ferrell's seeking lawyers- Seth Ferrell has been looking into the law to see if he can counter certain rules in his contract. First he would like to establish an Anti-Anti BS Policy, he has talked to other peers and this subject has been kept on the Hush by everyone... scoops on the horizon

* Gillz/Potugal Champion?- a couple months ago Gillz Signed with PCW to be included in a 8 Man Tournament to Crown a New PortuGal Championship Wrestling Champion, as of This Writing he is still scheduled for an Appearance.

* Kayden James Was Seen With a Lighter Near a City Landmark in NYC, Police Officers were Called as he was walking with a eerie look on his face. As he was walking from manhattan to brooklyn he told cops he apparantly was going to burn the bridge.

* The Blue Flash Involved in a 37 Motorcycle Accident as he ran by so fast he distracted those driving ,and caused a massive crash. When people tried to record the proof ,he was said to had left in a flash. No arrest has been issued for The Blue Flash.

* BAM!

I am John C. NuTZzz and This . Has. Been. A!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fricken love Rumor Blitz. lol
The War Against Machines and Kayden James with the cops is priceless. lol

[eboy]

I'm still waiting for my promo. The guy who's supposed send it aint been on since the 7th. :confused:

Is that Blue Flash?, if yes, don't worry about waiting for him just send the promos into me.

[AirBourne]

Is that Blue Flash?, if yes, don't worry about waiting for him just send the promos into me.

He's too busy saving the world to send a promo.
:P

[Tommy Thunder]

Is Seen Pop Lockin. Hilltoeing , Back flippin into a Worm , rolls into a rolling thunder ,Hbk Kick Up , public enemy wave and dx chop, and a Brodus Shake. This Right Here is what you call a...

ChunkkyNuTZzz Exclusive
Rumor BliTZzz

* EwncW Has Expressed interest in signing A.W. and his A.W. Promotions Team to a Deal once his 90 Day No compete Clause is up..more on this to come

* EwncW/Brad Pitt- It has Been said for weeks in Media Circles that Brad Pitt Wants to buy a stake in EwncW, no word on how much percent he is willing to purchase..but its in the 2-10% Range.. updates as I get them will be posted

* War Against Machines? - (users) holyjose and GrindBastard have waged a war against machines in order to save mankind. According to my sources they are tru believers in Mechanism taking control of the world...The Campaign Starts on Saturday hosted by Chunkky

* Shaz's Show Sheet: Review Reel - Multiple sources are saying that he most likely will get the greenlight by management if he was to agree to do the actual show..no word if he will sign for this project.

* E' Road Hoes- There's a Female Real name not revealed due to contractual obligations, but on the road she is named OverNight Suzy ,Slewzy Suzie , and The Lady by the wrestling talent/staff for her well known nightly encounters..she was signed a few months back to manage a top wrestler ,but due to this news coming to light that plan obviously been nixed. More to cum.

* Seth Ferrell's seeking lawyers- Seth Ferrell has been looking into the law to see if he can counter certain rules in his contract. First he would like to establish an Anti-Anti BS Policy, he has talked to other peers and this subject has been kept on the Hush by everyone... scoops on the horizon

* Gillz/Potugal Champion?- a couple months ago Gillz Signed with PCW to be included in a 8 Man Tournament to Crown a New PortuGal Championship Wrestling Champion, as of This Writing he is still scheduled for an Appearance.

* Kayden James Was Seen With a Lighter Near a City Landmark in NYC, Police Officers were Called as he was walking with a eerie look on his face. As he was walking from manhattan to brooklyn he told cops he apparantly was going to burn the bridge.

* The Blue Flash Involved in a 37 Motorcycle Accident as he ran by so fast he distracted those driving ,and caused a massive crash. When people tried to record the proof ,he was said to had left in a flash. No arrest has been issued for The Blue Flash.

* BAM!

I am John C. NuTZzz and This . Has. Been. A!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Da Blitz is in da house DAWG!! HAHAAAAAA!! Dat boy John Nuttzzzz really is just dat baby; NUTZZZZ!!!
He went and got caught up in dem lights der and pulled it out da BAG, DAWG!!

Translation:
I love the Rumor Blitz :D

[AirBourne]

Da Blitz is in da house DAWG!! HAHAAAAAA!! Dat boy John Nuttzzzz really is just dat baby; NUTZZZZ!!!
He went and got caught up in dem lights der and pulled it out da BAG, DAWG!!

Translation:
I love the Rumor Blitz :D

TGFT: Thank God for Translation. :P

[eboy]

2969
EWNCW WARZONE PREVIEW

Coming off the back of last week's historic feature length edition of Warzone, it returns tonight, as usual with superstars from Inferno, Rage and Brutality involved by also for the first time ever TWE superstars will be involved, there will be a six man tag team match featuring talent from TWE and each competitor will have no more than 30 words to introduce themselves to those who may not follow TWE already, to add to that EWNCW Volt will also be featured taking a look back into EWNCW's History, for anyone who missed last weeks epic show, especially Main Event: William Carlin vs Kayden James, you've got some time before the show goes up go back and check it out...


You can view all the action from last week's show by clicking here ^^^

[Shaz11]

Is that Blue Flash?, if yes, don't worry about waiting for him just send the promos into me.

Ok then. Should I get on with my promo then?

[eboy]

Ok then. Should I get on with my promo then?

Yep, we can assume The Blue FLash is "MIA" ;)

[Shaz11]

Is Seen Pop Lockin. Hilltoeing , Back flippin into a Worm , rolls into a rolling thunder ,Hbk Kick Up , public enemy wave and dx chop, and a Brodus Shake. This Right Here is what you call a...

ChunkkyNuTZzz Exclusive
Rumor BliTZzz

* EwncW Has Expressed interest in signing A.W. and his A.W. Promotions Team to a Deal once his 90 Day No compete Clause is up..more on this to come

* EwncW/Brad Pitt- It has Been said for weeks in Media Circles that Brad Pitt Wants to buy a stake in EwncW, no word on how much percent he is willing to purchase..but its in the 2-10% Range.. updates as I get them will be posted

* War Against Machines? - (users) holyjose and GrindBastard have waged a war against machines in order to save mankind. According to my sources they are tru believers in Mechanism taking control of the world...The Campaign Starts on Saturday hosted by Chunkky

* Shaz's Show Sheet: Review Reel - Multiple sources are saying that he most likely will get the greenlight by management if he was to agree to do the actual show..no word if he will sign for this project.

* E' Road Hoes- There's a Female Real name not revealed due to contractual obligations, but on the road she is named OverNight Suzy ,Slewzy Suzie , and The Lady by the wrestling talent/staff for her well known nightly encounters..she was signed a few months back to manage a top wrestler ,but due to this news coming to light that plan obviously been nixed. More to cum.

* Seth Ferrell's seeking lawyers- Seth Ferrell has been looking into the law to see if he can counter certain rules in his contract. First he would like to establish an Anti-Anti BS Policy, he has talked to other peers and this subject has been kept on the Hush by everyone... scoops on the horizon

* Gillz/Potugal Champion?- a couple months ago Gillz Signed with PCW to be included in a 8 Man Tournament to Crown a New PortuGal Championship Wrestling Champion, as of This Writing he is still scheduled for an Appearance.

* Kayden James Was Seen With a Lighter Near a City Landmark in NYC, Police Officers were Called as he was walking with a eerie look on his face. As he was walking from manhattan to brooklyn he told cops he apparantly was going to burn the bridge.

* The Blue Flash Involved in a 37 Motorcycle Accident as he ran by so fast he distracted those driving ,and caused a massive crash. When people tried to record the proof ,he was said to had left in a flash. No arrest has been issued for The Blue Flash.

* BAM!

I am John C. NuTZzz and This . Has. Been. A!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LOL. ^ This guy is a legend.

[Shaz11]

Yep, we can assume The Blue FLash is "MIA" ;)


Fair enough bro! ;)

[Grind_Bastard]

LOL. ^ This guy is a legend.

Ya hit da nail in da head right 'ere, dawg!!!

[eboy]

If anybody would like to do the two fillers needed on the Warzone thread???

That would be great appreciated.

[Grind_Bastard]

If anybody would like to do the two fillers needed on the Warzone thread???

That would be great appreciated.

right now?

[eboy]

right now?

yep go for it.

[Shaz11]

Flash has got me the promo! Get in there! I've got started on it as well!

[Grind_Bastard]

Fillers ready, sorry for delay, laptop was a bit slow.

[Shaz11]

Promo.....sent!

[Poot-Hair]

Lol!!! Chunkky is a freakin' genius with the RumorBlitz. Kayden with the lighter seriously made me lol all over myself.....wait maybe that stain isn't a lol after all. *grabs front and runs bowlegged to the bathroom*

[Grind_Bastard]

Warzone>Raw hands down!

[Grind_Bastard]

Hey TT, sig updated!

[Rich Cranium]

What da hell is going on in this little gem I had a hand in creating?

[HolyJose2391]

what da hell is going on in this little gem i had a hand in creating?
it's rich!!!!!!

[AirBourne]

What da hell is going on in this little gem I had a hand in creating?

ZOMG!!!!!!

Rich Cranium!!! :D

[Grind_Bastard]

What da hell is going on in this little gem I had a hand in creating?

TBOZ and Bodom made a one night return for GodMoney, and the spot of GodMoney as greatest tag team is been taken by none other than Grind Bastard and William Carlin, the Jesting Madness!!

[HolyJose2391]

TBOZ and Bodom made a one night return for GodMoney, and the spot of GodMoney as greatest tag team is been taken by none other than HolyJose and Azrael, as God's Grace!!
I fixed that for you ;)

[Grind_Bastard]

I fixed that for you ;)

I was expecting that. Still my initial statement is.. DA TROOF!!!

[HolyJose2391]

I was expecting that. Still my initial statement is.. DA TROOF!!!
Let me know when you have held both JBW and EWNCW Tag Team Championships. THE TOP TWO!!!!!!

[Grind_Bastard]

Let me know when you have held both JBW and EWNCW Tag Team Championships. THE TOP TWO!!!!!!

Who says I care for JBW?

[HolyJose2391]

Who says I care for JBW?
I'm just saying. Having held both tag team belts. It's proves something :p

[Grind_Bastard]

I'm just saying. Having held both tag team belts. It's proves something :p

I like EWNCW and I'm happy where I am. Respect for JBW, though.

[HolyJose2391]

I like EWNCW and I'm happy where I am. Respect for JBW, though.
Did you think I was trying to recruit you? Because I wasn't really...more toot my own horn haha

[S.E. Zero]

Did you think I was trying to recruit you? Because I wasn't really...more toot my own horn haha

And that you did. Shame on you for tooting your own horn :p

[HolyJose2391]

And that you did. Shame on you for tooting your own horn :p
What can I say? I'm just full of greatness ;)

[Grind_Bastard]

Did you think I was trying to recruit you? Because I wasn't really...more toot my own horn haha

I guess so, I was just stating my position. ;)

[HolyJose2391]

I guess so, I was just stating my position. ;)
I just wanted to clear the air haha

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

I'd love to do a program for EWNCW as TDA one day.


Just shoving my foot into the door.

[Poot-Hair]

God knows if I could "toot my own horn" I would have saved myself $3,000 dollars last year. Damnit I've cracked my neck more than once trying...

[Tommy Thunder]

I'd love to do a program for EWNCW as TDA one day.


Just shoving my foot into the door.

It would be a true pleasure TDA.
Whenever you feel you'd like to do it for sure, let me know and we'll figure something out!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

What da hell is going on in this little gem I had a hand in creating?

It's going well man, it's even given me a four-month title reign!

Missed you man, let me know how things are!

[chunkkynutzzz]

It would be a true pleasure TDA.
Whenever you feel you'd like to do it for sure, let me know and we'll figure something out!

IC as Mark Dimension: And I Wouldn't Have a Problem Squashing his skull with my Bare Hands

*MD laughs at TDA's Chances*

[YOUcanCALLmeCRACK]

Awesome to get the pin in my tag match on Warzone! Thanks for giving the TWE guys a showcase.

[Grind_Bastard]

Awesome to get the pin in my tag match on Warzone! Thanks for giving the TWE guys a showcase.

That match was great, a good way to showcase you, fellas!!!

[Krysys]

Holy Crap!! Holy Crap!! Holy Crap!! Holy Crap!! Holy Crap!! Holy Crap!! Holy Crap!!

That's all I can say! I am even more excited for the PPV now than before!

[Krysys]

Proud to say (10 Days late) that BWA/Brutality has been around for a year! Lots of things have changed, but one thing that hasn't is that we still give the best tag team matches on EWN!

[HolyJose2391]

Proud to say (10 Days late) that BWA/Brutality has been around for a year! Lots of things have changed, but one thing that hasn't is that we still give the best tag team matches on EWN!
Proud to have been a part of that since day one!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Same here, I'm very proud of the product and in overall Ewncw..If EwncW was a Girl I would be sprung and in love, so every night I would make sweet sweet love to her EwncW I love you

[HolyJose2391]

Same here, I'm very proud of the product and in overall Ewncw..If EwncW was a Girl I would be sprung and in love, so every night I would make sweet sweet love to her EwncW I love you
TMI chunkky....TMI

[Poot-Hair]

Okay guys I just got my part of the promo but the bad news is I'm just about to leave for work. I get off a 6 a.m. so I'll have it to you guys just as soon as I walk through my front door in the morning.

12 hours from now, pwwwooommmissseee :D

[AirBourne]

Xavier Hightower: So this is EWNCW? Looks a piece of shit, with wrestlers who aren't any better.

[Grind_Bastard]

What's new in the EWNCW world?

[CGBigMan]

What's new in the EWNCW world?
im having diarhea
theres a mood killing thing to think about

[johnnydropkicks]

im having diarhea
theres a mood killing thing to think about

Del Rio will lone you one of his ring diapers and you're set to wrestle.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: You know I'm all about setting and breaking goals first dual champion in JBW. Then I'm going to move on and become the first man to have ever held the JBW World Tag Team Championships AND the EWNCW Blacklists Championships only to prove I am part of the greatest Tag team ever and then oh here is the big one I'll be the first to hold both the JBW Unified World Heavyweight Championship and the EWNCW World Heavyweight Championship all at once!

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: You know I'm all about setting and breaking goals first dual champion in JBW. Then I'm going to move on and become the first man to have ever held the JBW World Tag Team Championships AND the EWNCW Blacklists Championships only to prove I am part of the greatest Tag team ever and then oh here is the big one I'll be the first to hold both the JBW Unified World Heavyweight Championship and the EWNCW World Heavyweight Championship all at once!

IC as Carlin: Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm dreamin' my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm dreamin' my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

FADE
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

Wake up, man!

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Carlin: Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm dreamin' my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm dreamin' my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

FADE
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

Wake up, man!
IC: did you just serenade me? Dude you gotta buy me dinner before you serenade me

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: did you just serenade me? Dude you gotta buy me dinner before you serenade me

IC as Carlin: I was mocking you. You don't get the irony, don't you?

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Carlin: I was mocking you. You don't get the irony, don't you?
IC: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was unrealistic to set goals for oneself

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was unrealistic to set goals for oneself

IC as Carlin: Curious that the guy who's constantly tooting his own horn says that, isn't it?

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Carlin: Curious that the guy who's constantly tooting his own horn says that, isn't it?
IC: They are goals I have achieved I didn't realize it was wrong to show off my accomplishments. Carlin your days are numbered the first part of my goals will be accomplished. SOON

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: They are goals I have achieved I didn't realize it was wrong to show off my accomplishments. Carlin your days are numbered the first part of my goals will be accomplished. SOON

IC as Carlin: You are bragging about things that haven't happened like being the first ever JBW Tag Team Champion (reality) and EWNCW Blacklist champion (your dreams). If you want to show off, do it with things that HAPPENED. You are JBW tag champ, nothing more.

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Carlin: You are bragging about things that haven't happened like being the first ever JBW Tag Team Champion (reality) and EWNCW Blacklist champion (your dreams). If you want to show off, do it with things that HAPPENED. You are JBW tag champ, nothing more.
IC: And Television Champion let's not forget that either. Simple fact here William is this. It's going to happen Whether it's now or in 5 years. It will happen. While you just fade into obscurity

[Krysys]

Rain: Seth.. Soon you will understand.. Soon al will be made clear, that there is no escape...

[Poot-Hair]

Okay Tommy, just sent in my part(s) of the promo. LET'S DO THIS!!!!

[Tommy Thunder]

Okay Tommy, just sent in my part(s) of the promo. LET'S DO THIS!!!!

Received sir!
Thanks t all involved in that one!

[Shaz11]

How many more promos needed?!!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Stay Tuned for a Chunkky & Pooty Adventure Show..Where The Most Ridiculous Things Happen ..over and Over Again

Hosted by Grind Bastard

[Poot-Hair]

Stay Tuned for a Chunkky & Pooty Adventure Show..Where The Most Ridiculous Things Happen ..over and Over Again

Hosted by Grind BastardAre you talking about the one where I buttchug a case or beer or the one with the transgendered midget prostitute named MiMi??

[Tommy Thunder]

Stay Tuned for a Chunkky & Pooty Adventure Show..Where The Most Ridiculous Things Happen ..over and Over Again

Hosted by Grind Bastard


Are you talking about the one where I buttchug a case or beer or the one with the transgendered midget prostitute named MiMi??

http://throughseeing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/What-Meme.png

[Grind_Bastard]

http://throughseeing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/What-Meme.png

Same here... The fuck?

[HolyJose2391]

Yeah....this doesn't surprise me at all

[Grind_Bastard]

Yeah....this doesn't surprise me at all

Exactly what doesn't surprise you? Chunky's madness or TT and me not knowing shit about what's going on? Or both?

[HolyJose2391]

Exactly what doesn't surprise you? Chunky's madness or TT and me not knowing shit about what's going on? Or both?
Poot's craziness

[Grind_Bastard]

Poot's craziness

Yeah, I get it LOL.

[Grind_Bastard]

IC as Carlin: Slayde and Abel are MIA for weeks... HJ, do you still refuse to enter the Gates of Hell match? I doubt we have opponents now.

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Carlin: Slayde and Abel are MIA for weeks... HJ, do you still refuse to enter the Gates of Hell match? I doubt we have opponents now.
IC: Honestly. If they don't show up I will be more than happy to step in

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: Honestly. If they don't show up I will be more than happy to step in

IC as Carlin: Good! The match is not cancelled!!!

*Starts looking for SoM*

WC: Slayde? Abel? Come out, come out wherever you are!!! I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you're better than me! "I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be." Silesius, 17th Century. Slayde? Abel? Could you be there? Could you be there? *whistles* Slayde? I wonder if you're here!

[HolyJose2391]

So funny story. About 2 years ago I was in a band (I've been in two) and that band was named Rise From The Ashes. Seeing how the next PPV is Rising from the Ashes I thought that was pretty cool.

[Grind_Bastard]

So funny story. About 2 years ago I was in a band (I've been in two) and that band was named Rise From The Ashes. Seeing how the next PPV is Rising from the Ashes I thought that was pretty cool.

Not a boy band name, LOL.

I've been in... 4 bands right now.

[Krysys]

IC as Carlin: Slayde and Abel are MIA for weeks... HJ, do you still refuse to enter the Gates of Hell match? I doubt we have opponents now.


IC: Honestly. If they don't show up I will be more than happy to step in


IC as Carlin: Good! The match is not cancelled!!!

*Starts looking for SoM*

WC: Slayde? Abel? Come out, come out wherever you are!!! I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you're better than me! "I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be." Silesius, 17th Century. Slayde? Abel? Could you be there? Could you be there? *whistles* Slayde? I wonder if you're here!

Abel: Apologies for our absence, we have been away... Helping sooth the tortured souls that call my mind home. You see, they are ever so eager to be in the sadistic place known as the Gates of Hell. The Children, it is all they can talk about, it's all that is on their mind, and therefore it is all that is on my mind. Slayde has been helping me quiet down The Children, they are so loud you see, I am unable to do anything but destroy, my mindset is not right. So Slayde has been helping me get to a place where I can focus more on a single target, rather than everything that comes into my sight.

HolyJose, you are incredibly foolish if you believe that you and your brother could survive a design some demonic and evil as The Gates of Hell. Only a mind of pure madness, or pure sickness can truly feel at home and survive in such a world. You would last mere minutes with Carlin and his Bastard, while you would last even less if you were to try and venture the structure with myself and Slayde. If you are so desperate to face defeat, simply wait till after we have won, we will gladly slaughter you than.

Carlin, you are a fool if you believe that we would surrender or run away from our match. You need not worry, we will be there and when it is all said and done, and the arena smells of the burn meat on your lifeless carcass, it will be the Shadows who stand tall..

[Grind_Bastard]

Abel: Apologies for our absence, we have been away... Helping sooth the tortured souls that call my mind home. You see, they are ever so eager to be in the sadistic place known as the Gates of Hell. The Children, it is all they can talk about, it's all that is on their mind, and therefore it is all that is on my mind. Slayde has been helping me quiet down The Children, they are so loud you see, I am unable to do anything but destroy, my mindset is not right. So Slayde has been helping me get to a place where I can focus more on a single target, rather than everything that comes into my sight.

HolyJose, you are incredibly foolish if you believe that you and your brother could survive a design some demonic and evil as The Gates of Hell. Only a mind of pure madness, or pure sickness can truly feel at home and survive in such a world. You would last mere minutes with Carlin and his Bastard, while you would last even less if you were to try and venture the structure with myself and Slayde. If you are so desperate to face defeat, simply wait till after we have won, we will gladly slaughter you than.

Carlin, you are a fool if you believe that we would surrender or run away from our match. You need not worry, we will be there and when it is all said and done, and the arena smells of the burn meat on your lifeless carcass, it will be the Shadows who stand tall..

IC as Carlin: Good to hear that you're focused on our match! This is the toughest contest we have ever been put in, and we need the appropiate state of violence to face it.

I couldn't believe that you were backing this challenge, that's why I called you out, I was sure that you will jump on the occasion to answer my words. Regarding the match, you are wrong about two things. Knowing our particular history, we will not the only ones burning, but the four of us! And of course, we differ in the outcome of the match, but you already know that.

[Krysys]

IC as Carlin: Good to hear that you're focused on our match! This is the toughest contest we have ever been put in, and we need the appropiate state of violence to face it.

I couldn't believe that you were backing this challenge, that's why I called you out, I was sure that you will jump on the occasion to answer my words. Regarding the match, you are wrong about two things. Knowing our particular history, we will not the only ones burning, but the four of us! And of course, we differ in the outcome of the match, but you already know that.

Abel: The only difference between yourself and me, is I will welcome the burns, I will welcome the pain. It will only serve to drive me in my goal of destroying you and Grind. Regardless of this however, I will say that you and Grind are the only team I feel can compete with us in this match. Had it been any other team, this match would not have happened.

[Grind_Bastard]

Abel: The only difference between yourself and me, is I will welcome the burns, I will welcome the pain. It will only serve to drive me in my goal of destroying you and Grind. Regardless of this however, I will say that you and Grind are the only team I feel can compete with us in this match. Had it been any other team, this match would not have happened.

IC as Carlin: Do you think pain will not infuriate Grind, making him more dangerous? And i myself will endure whatever it takes to retain the titles!

And I agree with you, this match is only possible with you two.

[HolyJose2391]

Not a boy band name, LOL.

I've been in... 4 bands right now.
LOL no it was a hard rock band I played guitar. Kinda like Skillet and 3 Days Grace. Before that I was in a band called Systematic Breakdown played Rhythm guitar in that one. It was just a cover band of different Pop-Punk and rock bands

[Krysys]

IC as Carlin: Do you think pain will not infuriate Grind, making him more dangerous? And i myself will endure whatever it takes to retain the titles!

And I agree with you, this match is only possible with you two.

Abel: Than the winning team will be decided based on pain! I can promise that there will be so much pain.

[Grind_Bastard]

Abel: Than the winning team will be decided based on pain! I can promise that there will be so much pain.

IC as Carlin: I was already counting on that!

[Poot-Hair]

I'm currently working on an Acoustic version of Jae Knox's (The blogger dude from the main page) song "Frozen". It's sounding really good so far I think. Fear not baby birds, I got Jae's permission before I started working on it.

[Grind_Bastard]

I'm currently working on an Acoustic version of Jae Knox's (The blogger dude from the main page) song "Frozen". It's sounding really good so far I think. Fear not baby birds, I got Jae's permission before I started working on it.

That sounds interesting. A link to the original to get familiar with it would be appreciated :)

[CGBigMan]

That sounds interesting. A link to the original to get familiar with it would be appreciated :)
you might find it in one of the guys blogs:)

[Grind_Bastard]

LOL no it was a hard rock band I played guitar. Kinda like Skillet and 3 Days Grace. Before that I was in a band called Systematic Breakdown played Rhythm guitar in that one. It was just a cover band of different Pop-Punk and rock bands

Cool. Mine were (are with the current) black metal, the four of them, but inside the style, a bit different among each other.

[chunkkynutzzz]

I'm in a Group Called Miltent

Its not a band, cuz we are rappers

Depri$e , Bars , Ern Money , Mischief and Sinstar are Miltent

Then under my label I have Young Hood and Ron G signed and a female mc ( not named because I might drop her )

I bet nobody knew I was an Exec lol..I never talk about business ..just my side job :)

Between me and Bars own this and Bars owns Code Red Productions

N.o.r.e.'s Militainment shoutouts to them.

[Shaz11]

I'm in a Group Called Miltent

Its not a band, cuz we are rappers

Depri$e , Bars , Ern Money , Mischief and Sinstar are Miltent

Then under my label I have Young Hood and Ron G signed and a female mc ( not named because I might drop her )

I bet nobody knew I was an Exec lol..I never talk about business ..just my side job :)

Between me and Bars own this and Bars owns Code Red Productions

N.o.r.e.'s Militainment shoutouts to them.

I'm a rapper as well, but I'm not tryna make a rapping career, lol. Its just something to do when I'm bored.

[Grind_Bastard]

Chunk's da bozz of hip-hop!

[CGBigMan]

I can play drums pretty well
but i am not in a band yet

[chunkkynutzzz]

I'm a rapper as well, but I'm not tryna make a rapping career, lol. Its just something to do when I'm bored.

Good because big labels can sign you and shelf you, so if you ever sign something make sure its a Non-Binding Contract. Meaning you can exit and get out of it. Also never sign album extentions. Like a 4 album deal. Sign maybe for 2. And never sign over your catalog rights no matter what they say..NO MATTER WHAT.

AND last but not least, for your songs once you write them . You can quickly do poorman's copy rights ,and just neatly write your lyrics ,sign them with your signature and mail it to yourself.


If you want to do a show ever, then rent a club/lounge your choosing and charge entrance and buy the bar and jack up the price on drinks. Do specials for women like a free before this time (I do 11pm) ,half price after. Guys you jack up the price more after 11pm .drinks you jack up the price also. Charge a good fee,with acknowleging you live act. My artists do 3-7 songs max. And then I have my dj finish the night off right. And have a opening act, only people I know and like I choose lol.

With the entrance fee,drinks fee and I sell mixtapes inside throught the crowd and promote it at the exit. That's how I pay my artist per show and pocket most of it for the next ventures . :)

Chunk's da bozz of hip-hop!

I gotta do what it do ,baby ( ray charles voice) ...ima a hustler, just legal now lol

[Shaz11]

Good because big labels can sign you and shelf you, so if you ever sign something make sure its a Non-Binding Contract. Meaning you can exit and get out of it. Also never sign album extentions. Like a 4 album deal. Sign maybe for 2. And never sign over your catalog rights no matter what they say..NO MATTER WHAT.

AND last but not least, for your songs once you write them . You can quickly do poorman's copy rights ,and just neatly write your lyrics ,sign them with your signature and mail it to yourself.


If you want to do a show ever, then rent a club/lounge your choosing and charge entrance and buy the bar and jack up the price on drinks. Do specials for women like a free before this time (I do 11pm) ,half price after. Guys you jack up the price more after 11pm .drinks you jack up the price also. Charge a good fee,with acknowleging you live act. My artists do 3-7 songs max. And then I have my dj finish the night off right. And have a opening act, only people I know and like I choose lol.

With the entrance fee,drinks fee and I sell mixtapes inside throught the crowd and promote it at the exit. That's how I pay my artist per show and pocket most of it for the next ventures . :)


The thing is, I wouldn't wanna get signed to a record label anyway. They'd fuck me up, and make me sell my soul for the money. If you go up to them and say you want a record deal, and then you change your mind later on. They'll either shoot you, or do something really bad. There is a rapper called K Koke and he's made a track with Wale. He signed with RocNation, and then later on he said that he didn't wanna sell his soul. But then he got framed for a murder that he didn't even do, and he was set up by Jay-Z and then he was forced to carry on.

[chunkkynutzzz]

2994

This Guy Doesn't Play Datt!

[Shaz11]

2994

This Guy Doesn't Play Datt!

Is that you dude?!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Is that you dude?!

Yeaap ,dats the man behind the scenes lol

And you never get asked to sell your soul persay, but the energy in the place sure feels ridiculous and you get asked weird shit. I been to a meeting that had me feeling goosebumps and kept talking about life challenges. I said ima have my lawyer take a look at this and give you a call back.I threw the papers away .

And they just wanted to sign the group without us having a say. We were going to be just artist on the label.this was with koch records, which are named E1 Records. They are so called independent, that's how they sell it..fuck outta here..they make you rap on beats that sound wicked,next thing you know they want you to say a certain rhyme like

"Feelin dark inside,don't need wings to fly ..money made and rich till the day that I die"

I ain't saying this lol

[chunkkynutzzz]

One thing is for sure that you said tho shaz.. if you ever change your mind or are givin a large sum of money and you don't follow thru as in letting them pick your beats, having the ghost writers write for you and you say it, or make appearances and let them choose your wardobe, or even speak out.

They label you crazy, and fuck your life up with jail time and/or you die in some drug overdose or unknown mystery health issue you suddenly had.

Look up the rapper Houston he made a song called I like that ,and pimp C exposing these industry fags. R.I.P. Pimp C from UGK

They did it to 2pac when he started going against them. Cuz he changed his mind.

[Kingstrem]

I play the spoons, that's about it

[Shaz11]

One thing is for sure that you said tho shaz.. if you ever change your mind or are givin a large sum of money and you don't follow thru as in letting them pick your beats, having the ghost writers write for you and you say it, or make appearances and let them choose your wardobe, or even speak out.

They label you crazy, and fuck your life up with jail time and/or you die in some drug overdose or unknown mystery health issue you suddenly had.

Look up the rapper Houston he made a song called I like that ,and pimp C exposing these industry fags. R.I.P. Pimp C from UGK

They did it to 2pac when he started going against them. Cuz he changed his mind.

I know man. Everyone that thinks Michael Jackson had a cardiac arrest, he never did. He was killed by the Illuminati. He has got a song called They Don't Care About Us which basically disses the illuminati.

Same thing with Alliyah. Everyone says that she died after a plane crash. But that crash was set up.

Nate Dogg, Biggie, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Housten all got killed by the Illuminati as well.

[HolyJose2391]

Rap game is scary business this why I do acoustic pop. And play rhythm in Rock bands

[Grind_Bastard]

2994

This Guy Doesn't Play Datt!

Da bozz here! You look like a guy I won't like to mess with.


I play the spoons, that's about it

I do not actually play, I just roar my throat out, and write the lyrics.

[Shaz11]

Da bozz here! You look like a guy I won't like to mess with.



I do not actually play, I just roar my throat out, and write the lyrics.

Haha. Chunky looks like a don. I've got the same hat but different color.

[magglis]

Go check the results in the e-fed quiz

[chunkkynutzzz]

@Shaz- at least you have your eyes open ,u ain't blind to shit. A lot of people don't know what really goes on in this world. Did you see micheal jackson call tommy motola the devil a couple years back. He got people pissed. Cuz he was a big wig at sony records. I don't know now if he still is. ..and the hat big ups on it, eveybody has a lil bit of new york in them lol

@Grind Bastard_ I would always knock a dude out for you, me and the team got your back

@holyjose- your statement is vey true, hip hop industry is a headache,cuz it comes with a lot of bullshit as in beef and people testin you in the sstreets. You can't just wear your chain out namean ... Luckily I always stay either strapp'd or just rollin deep wit the team
@kingstrem -lmao at playing the spoons

[K-Jammin]

Got my results today, A*, B+, B+.

K-JAM IS GOING TO UNI!!

I know no one asked me what I got, but I just can't help telling everyone ;)

Oh and thanks to everyone who voted for me as the biggest dick on that quiz! It strangely made me quite happy :o

[Kingstrem]

Got my results today, A*, B+, B+.

K-JAM IS GOING TO UNI!!

I know no one asked me what I got, but I just can't help telling everyone ;)

Oh and thanks to everyone who voted for me as the biggest dick on that quiz! It strangely made me quite happy :o
congrats ya dick

[K-Jammin]

congrats ya dick

Cheers geezer

[CGBigMan]

Congrats KJam
I got the results i need to get into college:)
that being pass one of two highers(scottish qualifications) at least

[johnnydropkicks]

many congrats to both CG and Kjam.

and now comes the drinking.

kidding... mm not that much.

[HolyJose2391]

many congrats to both CG and Kjam.

and now comes the drinking.

kidding... mm not that much.
I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow and here is what I have.

Jell-O shots in the fridge setting, Bottle of Jack Daniels, Bottle of Patron tequila, Bottle of Smirnoff Vodka, Bottle of Jagar, Bottle of Bacardi 151. Buying some Bud Light Lime and Lime-a-Rita's tomorrow morning. this weekend is going to be AMAZING!

[Grind_Bastard]

Congrats to K-Jam and CG!!!

[K-Jammin]

Cheers fellas :)

[Kingstrem]

I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow and here is what I have.

Jell-O shots in the fridge setting, Bottle of Jack Daniels, Bottle of Patron tequila, Bottle of Smirnoff Vodka, Bottle of Jagar, Bottle of Bacardi 151. Buying some Bud Light Lime and Lime-a-Rita's tomorrow morning. this weekend is going to be AMAZING!
All to yourself?

[HolyJose2391]

All to yourself?
Nah for a friend and I and whatever females we pick up

[CGBigMan]

ill leave the drinking for the 27th of October

my birthday

[Grind_Bastard]

Nah for a friend and I and whatever females we pick up

You and your friend are like Miz-Mo? The Chick Magnet and the Shaman of Sexy? Who's who? :p

[HolyJose2391]

You and your friend are like Miz-Mo? The Chick Magnet and the Shaman of Sexy? Who's who? :p
Well I do own a pair of JoMo Sunglasses so I'm the Shaman of Sexy and he has the ego of the Miz

[Grind_Bastard]

Well I do own a pair of JoMo Sunglasses so I'm the Shaman of Sexy and he has the ego of the Miz

Perfect balance there.

[AirBourne]

Hey guys, I will be gone for the next week, until next Friday night, most likely, maybe even Saturday, but just wanted to let you all know that, and I'll try to check up here whenever I can, just to answer messages if you guys need to talk to me. So just message me, and I'll answer whenever I can, thanks guys!

[Grind_Bastard]

No Rage soon?

[Poot-Hair]

Man, I'm so tired. PTSD is murder. Everytime I close my eyes I see......things. Haven't slept in today is the third day.

[CGBigMan]

Inferno soon maybe?

[chunkkynutzzz]

Man, I'm so tired. PTSD is murder. Everytime I close my eyes I see......things. Haven't slept in today is the third day.

Pop some nyquil pills take like 3 or 4 of them shits, knock u out you won't even dream

[Poot-Hair]

Pop some nyquil pills take like 3 or 4 of them shits, knock u out you won't even dreamMost any kind of sleep aid doesn't work on me. No matter how tired I am I just lay there. The only thing I have found that will knock me out is to drink massive amounts of liquor. But since I've got this baby on the way now, I haven't been drinking. I grew up with an alcoholic father and I don't want my child to have to go thru that so I've quit drinking cold turkey

[Poot-Hair]

I guess most of my Insomnia/PTSD is deserved. I don't want to sleep because when I close my eyes I see all the bastardly shit I did in the Marines. Once you've shot a 9 year old child or a mother/wife crouching over her dead husband's body it changes you. Not for the better either.

[Tommy Thunder]

FINALLY!!!
I've finally managed to find a freaking house to live in next year!! After over 3 months of torturous searching, I've finally found somewhere!! When I got that call this morning to confirm that me and my mates got the house we saw yesterday, I actually leapt out of my chair and went:

YES! \_O_/
YES! \_O_/
YES! \_O_/

forgetting that I was at my girl's house, so she was a bit taken back by what the fuck was going on until I calmed down and told here lol!

Now on to the news...


2994

MR John C. NuTzzZZZzzzz!!!!!!

This Guy Doesn't Play Datt!


Got my results today, A*, B+, B+.

K-JAM IS GOING TO UNI!!

I know no one asked me what I got, but I just can't help telling everyone ;)

Oh and thanks to everyone who voted for me as the biggest dick on that quiz! It strangely made me quite happy :o

Not only a playboy, but a brainy playboy! Congrats man :D

Congrats to CG too!


I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow and here is what I have.

Jell-O shots in the fridge setting, Bottle of Jack Daniels, Bottle of Patron tequila, Bottle of Smirnoff Vodka, Bottle of Jagar, Bottle of Bacardi 151. Buying some Bud Light Lime and Lime-a-Rita's tomorrow morning. this weekend is going to be AMAZING!


All to yourself?

I'll be disappointed if not.


Nah for a friend and I and whatever females we pick up

Oh...

Rage is a work in process. Inferno is very nearly ready as far as I know.
That's all I got.

[Grind_Bastard]

Still good news!

[chunkkynutzzz]

I guess most of my Insomnia/PTSD is deserved. I don't want to sleep because when I close my eyes I see all the bastardly shit I did in the Marines. Once you've shot a 9 year old child or a mother/wife crouching over her dead husband's body it changes you. Not for the better either.

I know watchu mean ,when suddenly u think about your past.. trust I wasn't a marine but I been a street dude since 13 and there's a lot of regrets and a lot of fuckd up shit I've done. But your alive still for a reason.

With that said, what I mean to tell you is That happened in your past, and your a better person today ,if that didn't happen maybe you would be a negative person instead of who you are now..know what I mean

[chunkkynutzzz]

Yo Congrats to Tommy on the Crib-o

And how did you imagine chunkky looked lol

[Poot-Hair]

One of my favoritetest bands of all times, ZZ Top, is coming out with a new album. Check it out yo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEo_aBD0nSA

The guitar solo is amazing, it sounds like the guitar is weeping. Fucking love it

[Grind_Bastard]

I guess most of my Insomnia/PTSD is deserved. I don't want to sleep because when I close my eyes I see all the bastardly shit I did in the Marines. Once you've shot a 9 year old child or a mother/wife crouching over her dead husband's body it changes you. Not for the better either.

You getting any professional help? My knowledge about PTSD comes from John Connolly's The Whisperers, so I'd rather have an idea of how it works in real life, not filtered by a novelist mind.

[K-Jammin]

Not only a playboy, but a brainy playboy! Congrats man :D

Congrats to CG too!

Cheers man, and congrats to you on the new love nest!

[Poot-Hair]

You getting any professional help? My knowledge about PTSD comes from John Connolly's The Whisperers, so I'd rather have an idea of how it works in real life, not filtered by a novelist mind.When I first got injured, I was mandated by the Marines to have a psychological evaluation where it was revealed that I had TPTSD (temporary post tramautic stress disorder). I was later re-evaluated and passed the test with flying colors. The amazing thing about tests, is when you know the right answers you can always pass. All I had to do was bullshit my way through them.

[HolyJose2391]

When I first got injured, I was mandated by the Marines to have a psychological evaluation where it was revealed that I had TPTSD (temporary post tramautic stress disorder). I was later re-evaluated and passed the test with flying colors. The amazing thing about tests, is when you know the right answers you can always pass. All I had to do was bullshit my way through them.
Speaking as a psych major and knowing these tests it's really true as long as you know the correct ones you can pass it depending on what the therapist is looking for.


On a light note here is me meeting my favorite backstreet boy!
http://m.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151173088346458&id=656406457&set=a.461368991457.264121.656406457&__user=656406457

[Poot-Hair]

Speaking as a psych major and knowing these tests it's really true as long as you know the correct ones you can pass it depending on what the therapist is looking for.


On a light note here is me meeting my favorite backstreet boy!
http://m.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151173088346458&id=656406457&set=a.461368991457.264121.656406457&__user=656406457 D'aawwww Jose I don't have a facespace so I can't view that picture :(

[HolyJose2391]

D'aawwww Jose I don't have a facespace so I can't view that picture :(
When get home I'll up load it and I think my photos are available to everyone

[Krysys]

Updates? Rage? Inferno? Warzone? Anything?

[Krysys]

EWNCW Wrestlers to featured on TWE

Coming to TWE is a new concept that will give the wrestlers of TWE a shot at the major league! Introducing EWNCW Proving Ground! Every month TWE will feature a Main Event Match pitting a TWE Wrestler against a member of the EWNCW Roster! On the line in these matches? A contract with either Rage or Inferno. Wrestlers will fight for their chance to make it to the main roster by proving they can handle the Stars of EWNCW! This gives brand new match possibilities featuring wrestlers such as; Tommy Thunder, William Carlin, The Beard of Zeus and many more! We hope to have more info soon, including who you can expect in the first EWNCW Proving Ground Match!