EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[IrkenInvader]

Wahoo! Now I'm going to get the Hardcore title.

[Bodom]

Wahoo! Now I'm going to get the Hardcore title.

You mean the Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title?

[IrkenInvader]

That to I'm looking to get every title on the palnet, the make a suit of armor out of the belts.

[IrkenInvader]

Screw that I'm Vince Russo I write all your storylines from now on. Now, are any of you black latino or some other minority. I need to know who I'm not going to push.

[ramjam]

I am European champ! my belt is a Euro spinner!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

So you both run around gaining all the worthless titles and don't want to come and take on the big boys? no?

[IrkenInvader]

No I'm Vine Russo now,

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Just be a writer man, that'd be cool.

No one wants to be Russo.

[ramjam]

Godmoney, get out you lipstick cause youll be on the streets as part of my ho train when your done!

[Bodom]

So you both run around gaining all the worthless titles and don't want to come and take on the big boys? no?

Both? Whos the other guy?

[ramjam]

Both? Whos the other guy?

me! lolz...

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Yeah this little one man, thinks he can take on us all haha.

[Bodom]

me! lolz...

Who are you?

[TheBeardOfZeus]

who are you?

ohhh tell me who are you?

[Bodom]

ohhh tell me who are you?

iiiii reallly wannna know....

[TheBeardOfZeus]

iiiii reallly wannna know....

what a tune, theme song? :D

[Bodom]

what a tune, theme song? :D

Not really digging it as a theme for our group

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Not really digging it as a theme for our group

True, got any ideas?

[Bodom]

True, got any ideas?

This. And it's what I took the name from :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5IGLqk1y4

[TheBeardOfZeus]

This. And it's what I took the name from :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5IGLqk1y4

I like it! my idea was The Danger In Starting A Fire - A Day To Remember

[Bodom]

I like it! my idea was The Danger In Starting A Fire - A Day To Remember

Just found it on youtube. Mean no offense but I had to turn it off as soon as they guy started singing.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Just found it on youtube. Mean no offense but I had to turn it off as soon as they guy started singing.

ahhh fairness, he does scream after the first singing bit, i just thought the lyrics worked well.

[Bodom]

ahhh fairness, he does scream after the first singing bit, i just thought the lyrics worked well.

Maybe so, but I prefer having the groove of the music let people know what type of shit is gonna go down

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Maybe so, but I prefer having the groove of the music let people know what type of shit is gonna go down

True, how about state of the union - rise against?

[Bodom]

True, how about state of the union - rise against?

seems too upbeat to me

[IrkenInvader]

This is my entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cDDQTs6sc

[TheBeardOfZeus]

seems too upbeat to me

haha, thats the first time i've heard that song called upbeat, stick with your choice then dude, that's fine by me.

[Bodom]

True, how about state of the union - rise against?

how about we use this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1OkaaaSEd0

[TheBeardOfZeus]

This is my entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cDDQTs6sc

Do writers get entrance music?

[Bodom]

haha, thats the first time i've heard that song called upbeat, stick with your choice then dude, that's fine by me.

Im a death metal guy. I can't help it

[IrkenInvader]

Do writers get entrance music?

I write the scripts, what I say goes.

[Bodom]

I write the scripts, what I say goes.

Can you write your self out of a job please?

[IrkenInvader]

Can you write your self out of a job please?

Fine but only in a ten year storyline where you job to Santino, Cena and Hornswoggle for the rest of your career.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

tbh, its splattered_dreams idea, it's really what he says goes.

[Bodom]

Fine but only in a ten year storyline where you job to Santino, Cena and Hornswoggle for the rest of your career.

I believe this is the part where I tell you to F*** off :)

[IrkenInvader]

tbh, its splattered_dreams idea, it's really what he says goes.

Hes right and I hate writing so I retire.

[Silverdust]

Where do I sign up for some action?

[Rich Cranium]

Where do I sign up for some action?
Find a partner and Godmoney will be waiting.

[Bodom]

Find a partner and Godmoney will be waiting.

We're a stable. Not a faction.

No other members.

[SilverGhost]

Where do I sign up for some action?

Silverdust vs SilverGhost in an ironman match!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

We're a stable. Not a faction.

No other members.

Rich meant for a tag match dude with me and him.

[Bodom]

Rich meant for a tag match dude with me and him.

Oh..........:o

[Rich Cranium]

We're a stable. Not a faction.

No other members.

What I meant was for Silverdust to find a tag partner, perhaps Silverghost? to battle me and Zeus.

[Bodom]

What I meant was for Silverdust to find a tag partner, perhaps Silverghost? to battle me and Zeus.

Yeah.....I misread it.

Sounds straight with me

[Silverdust]

I will propose to Silverghost, I mean ask him to be my partner...doesnt sound right, be my tag team partner for this match.

[Bodom]

I will propose to Silverghost, I mean ask him to be my partner...doesnt sound right, be my tag team partner for this match.

Awwwww we have our first Billy & Chuck tag team

[Rich Cranium]

Awwwww we have our first Billy & Chuck tag team

What??? Okay, then bronco busters are illegal!

[Silverdust]

Silverghost, do you want to be tag team partners? We can be the Silver Studs!

[Mint Berry Crunch]

The loyal Godmoney mascot is back.

[SilverGhost]

Silverghost, do you want to be tag team partners? We can be the Silver Studs!

No.

I want to eliminate you from EWNCW.

[IrkenInvader]

No.

I want to eliminate you from EWNCW.

Loser leaves EWNCW match at the next PPV, and it will be Hell in the Cell.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Loser leaves EWNCW match at the next PPV, and it will be Hell in the Cell.

SilverGhost is already in a match with Splatterred dreams for the tv title.

Everyone just wants to take him out haha, why don't you have a match Irken? oh yeah, because you're a weakling, forgot.

[IrkenInvader]

SilverGhost is already in a match with Splatterred dreams for the tv title.

Everyone just wants to take him out haha, why don't you have a match Irken? oh yeah, because you're a weakling, forgot.

No I retired from my illustrious 2 hour writing career and became a partime booker.



But I did hear Godmoney's mascot came back.

[Silverdust]

Since SilverGhost is preoccupied for this event, we shall have our dance later in an "Anything SILVER is Legal" match where any silver object is legal and all other colors are not for the battle of SILVER supremacy!

[Bodom]

The loyal Godmoney mascot is back.

I think I love you.

[Mint Berry Crunch]

I think I love you.

I knew you would, I even came up with a finisher. The Shablagoo - Spingboard Corkscrew Crossbody.

[Bodom]

I knew you would, I even came up with a finisher. The Shablagoo - Spingboard Corkscrew Crossbody.

You can have whatever finisher you want.

[Mint Berry Crunch]

It fits the character.

[SilverGhost]

Since SilverGhost is preoccupied for this event, we shall have our dance later in an "Anything SILVER is Legal" match where any silver object is legal and all other colors are not for the battle of SILVER supremacy!

That is fine with me....I'll run you over with this....Rolls Royce Silver Ghost Model

http://www.niot.net/blog-images/01_Jun/rolls-royce-silver-ghost-aka-rr4-to-be-available-in-coupe-con.jpg

[Bodom]

Yeah ok suuuure

[IrkenInvader]

triple threat, SilverGhost vs Silverdust vs SilverLust

[Bodom]

triple threat, SilverGhost vs Silverdust vs SilverLust

A silver gangbang.

[IrkenInvader]

A silver gangbang.
You said it.

[SilverGhost]

Whats with the Silver guys?

Silverdust. Now Silverlust?

Hell no I am the original Silver in this site!

[Bodom]

Whats with the Silver guys?

Silverdust. Now Silverlust?

Hell no I am the original Silver in this site!

Yep. Nobody on the internet has ever used the word Silver in their name before you.

[SilverGhost]

Yep. Nobody on the internet has ever used the word Silver in their name before you.

I said "this site", not internet.

Besides I found out that I am not the only SilverGhost in a wrestling website. Belzova told me that she was bringing in a guy from another wrestling website. Coincidentally, that same guy has "SilverGhost" in his name.

Cain=SilverGhost from LOPfourms. He said he was cool that I had the name. xD

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

I'm a heel? Hmm...


I don't even think I could hurt a fly!

/Sarcasm

[SilverLace]

triple threat, SilverGhost vs Silverdust vs SilverLust

SilverLace not Silverlust! and I am Vintage Silver! I was SilverLace before this site opened! SilverGhost and Silverdust are using copyright infringement!

[SilverGhost]

SilverLace not Silverlust! and I am Vintage Silver! I was SilverLace before this site opened! SilverGhost and Silverdust are using copyright infringement!

Sorry man. Your join date says otherwise! xD

[Rich Cranium]

Wow, this has become a feud amongst silver people. Godmoney will not interfere!

[Bodom]

Wow, this has become a feud amongst silver people. Godmoney will not interfere!

Because we don't fucking care! lol

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Because we don't fucking care! lol

How true, if they want to tag up, then we may take some interest.

[Bodom]

How true, if they want to tag up, then we may take some interest.

They can be the World Elite of EWNCW. A group of midcarders who think they mean something, but in reality nobody f'n cares about them

[BaileyRose]

Who cares. Silver is just a color.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

They can be the World Elite of EWNCW. A group of midcarders who think they mean something, but in reality nobody f'n cares about them

That, my friend, sounds like an excellent, yet hilarious idea.

[Bodom]

That, my friend, sounds like an excellent, yet hilarious idea.

Must be why im the leader of Godmoney ;)

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Must be why im the leader of Godmoney ;)

This would be true. Right, when are people actually gonna challange me and Rich? at this rate, we will take that championship and never defend it because everyone is too afraid.

[Bodom]

This would be true. Right, when are people actually gonna challange me and Rich? at this rate, we will take that championship and never defend it because everyone is too afraid.

This right here is what you call domination

[TheBeardOfZeus]

This right here is what you call domination

Wisdom. At this rate, our belts are more likely to defeat us than any competiton, where is everyone? why isn't there an ordely queue?

[Bodom]

Wisdom. At this rate, our belts are more likely to defeat us than any competiton, where is everyone? why isn't there an ordely queue?

Because we've already run this promotion into the ground before the first show

[SilverLace]

SilverLace is here! I have my silver boots and my silver laces are tied and Im ready to rumble! Can we wear gloves? Mine have silver sparkles.

Damn! - Vintage Ron Simmons

[TheBeardOfZeus]

True, ill just take this belt and go then?

[Splattered-Dreams]

Screw being a wrestler, Lace - you're officially head booker. Have fun

[Bodom]

SilverLace is here! I have my silver boots and my silver laces are tied and Im ready to rumble! Can we wear gloves? Mine have silver sparkles.

Damn! - Vintage Ron Simmons

Sparkles?

Pussy.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

How does this work again?

Wisdom~

Who can get to a post count faster~

Tell stories an go into great vivid detail to paint a picture of wrestling moves through text~

Hmmmm??? I just came across this thread recently, so I am very quite confused.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

SilverLace is here! I have my silver boots and my silver laces are tied and Im ready to rumble! Can we wear gloves? Mine have silver sparkles.

Damn! - Vintage Ron Simmons

I lol'ed, of course you can dude, but who you wanting to face? you want to wait or you got the balls to step up?

[Bodom]

I don't think any of us know what we're supposed to do.

Just have a bit of fun I guess?

[TheBeardOfZeus]

How does this work again?

Wisdom~

Who can get to a post count faster~

Tell stories an go into great vivid detail to paint a picture of wrestling moves through text~

Hmmmm??? I just came across this thread recently, so I am very quite confused.

True, we havent sorted that i don't think, i just think its a cool idea for a piss take, and i enjoy cutting a promo.

[Bodom]

True, we havent sorted that i don't think, i just think its a cool idea for a piss take, and i enjoy cutting a promo.

Especially on that pansy SG

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Especially on that pansy SG

You speak the truth, he thought he could boss me around, well our man Splattered will greet his face with his arse.

[BaileyRose]

There should be a female division!

[Bodom]

There should be a female division!

Without Belzova you're the only one (that I know of)!

You are the division!

[Bodom]

You speak the truth, he thought he could boss me around, well our man Splattered will greet his face with his arse.

This actually got a laugh out of me.

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

There should be a female division!

Yeah I agree, we all need to take a break sometimes to get a beer or make some popcorn.:D

[Bodom]

Yeah I agree, we all need to take a break sometimes to get a beer or make some popcorn.:D

We already have you.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Yeah I agree, we all need to take a break sometimes to get a beer or make some popcorn.:D

OH SNAP. unfortunately, GodMoney doesnt discriminate women, unlike this shower-misuser.

[Bodom]

OH SNAP. unfortunately, GodMoney doesnt discriminate women, unlike this shower-misuser.

Which is quite amusing considering we're the "heel" group

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Which is quite amusing considering we're the "heel" group

We will kick you into next year, regardless. We don't judge.

And yeah, SG insulted me too, how are we heel?

[Bodom]

We will kick you into next year, regardless. We don't judge.

And yeah, SG insulted me too, how are we heel?

I dunno.....

We're more face than the faces.

Plus we're awesome and they eat balls

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

OH SNAP. unfortunately, GodMoney doesnt discriminate women, unlike this shower-misuser.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsXUf1V5q1OW9wxuU535kz30icT9Iul R_So6rzw8HJjwSixX3s

[Bam]

I love balls, particular noodle balls!


I guess I am playing the role of the Wrestler from Japan who will go on to be an underutilized Midcarder. XD

[Bodom]

I love balls, particular noodle balls!


I guess I am playing the role of the Wrestler from Japan who will go on to be an underutilized Midcarder. XD

I'd rather you go around and randomly give people Burning Hammers and Roaring Elbows

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I dunno.....

We're more face than the faces.

Plus we're awesome and they eat balls

Don't get me wrong, i don't mind being heel, just the logic is flawed.

And true, yet we do not judge those who enjoy eating balls. Unless its actually eating balls, thats cannibalism.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsXUf1V5q1OW9wxuU535kz30icT9Iul R_So6rzw8HJjwSixX3s

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. oh wait, i don't care.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I love balls, particular noodle balls!


I guess I am playing the role of the Wrestler from Japan who will go on to be an underutilized Midcarder. XD

Haha love this, props my friend.

[Bam]

I'd rather you go around and randomly give people Burning Hammers and Roaring Elbows

The Burning Hammer looks painful.

The Roaring Elbow looks really cool, but seems far more suitable as a signature move.

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

I love balls, particular noodle balls!

The real question is do you like chocolate salty balls???;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ-MS-Ra1U0

[Bam]

The real question is do you like chocolate salty balls???;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ-MS-Ra1U0

Thanks for the laugh. XD

I love Chefs chocolate salty balls!

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

Thanks for the laugh. XD

I love Chefs chocolate salty balls!

they are http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReQBLhXVES-9qL4l7AM50zb-20TAxhNCiXRTzX9Bdp4dFgfiA4kg

[Bam]

they are http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReQBLhXVES-9qL4l7AM50zb-20TAxhNCiXRTzX9Bdp4dFgfiA4kg

Its official. We should form a team an call ourselves The Salty Ball Gobblers.

[Rich Cranium]

You speak the truth, he thought he could boss me around, well our man Splattered will greet his face with his arse.

Yes, and when S. Dreams is done with SG, he can toss him into Silverlaces silver wheelbarrow and he can sparkle and bedazzle him all he wants!

[Silverdust]

Let SilverGeek and SilverLoser destroy one another as I am the sole king of Silver!

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

Its official. We should form a team an call ourselves The Salty Ball Gobblers.

Its a done deal, IPEEINTHESHOWER and BAM are the newest tag team We are called THE SALTY BALL GOBBLERS.

[Bodom]

Its a done deal, IPEEINTHESHOWER and BAM are the newest tag team We are called THE SALTY BALL GOBBLERS.

Is your finisher the Spit n' Swallow?

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

Is your finisher the Spit n' Swallow?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGzxe6l1rY4

[Bam]

Is your finisher the Spit n' Swallow?

Nope. Its called the suck 'n blow because its so amazing that it will suck you in an then blow you away from its sheer amazingness!

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

And just like Jack Swagger has a Swagger Soaring Eagle as a mascot we also have a mascot. Here it is. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX9SofhW965NQiV3Y9FHndpspYjXuZW _zI9Qx6-yqQ1LhM3caGtA

JEALOUS?????

[Silverdust]

Nope. Its called the suck 'n blow because its so amazing that it will suck you in an then blow you away from its sheer amazingness!

Does that move come with protection?

[IrkenInvader]

The Silver Feud just became a fatal-fourway, please welcome SilverCena. (and by welcome I mean tell him he is arbitrarily part of this)

[SilverCena]

Yea! I bring the crazy thuganomics. Im old school Cena, Boiiiiii.

[IrkenInvader]

Yea! I bring the crazy thuganomics. Im old school Cena, Boiiiiii.

Damn this guy is going to be champ in two weeks we are all going to be on Smakdown.

[SilverCena]

Where's my belt? Wait, crunch boy, get my water! Refreshing!

[Bodom]

Where's my belt? Wait, crunch boy, get my water! Refreshing!

Like hell you'll get a belt.

And IPITS will give you his special water

[SilverCena]

Like hell you'll get a belt.

And IPITS will give you his special water

Bra, I dont roll like that. I am your future EWNCW champion. Now, run along and polish it up for me, boiiiiiiiiiii!

[Silverdust]

You have to earn the belt first and I am in your way!

[Bodom]

Bra, I dont roll like that. I am your future EWNCW champion. Now, run along and polish it up for me, boiiiiiiiiiii!

Future?

You're talking to the current Champ sucka.

[SilverLace]

Don't forget me and SilverGhost! SG has the Silver Rolls Royce and SL has the Sparklers! SC and SD, you are going to get a spanking by SilverGhost and me!

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

Like hell you'll get a belt.

And IPITS will give you his special water

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHr0MdsFHzOrYj1GCwaa4pjIRHAsg63 K9mt4ZLD3hP8pWS1m0K
Who's thirsty????

[Bodom]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHr0MdsFHzOrYj1GCwaa4pjIRHAsg63 K9mt4ZLD3hP8pWS1m0K
Who's thirsty????

I knew I could count on you ;)

[Rich Cranium]

I knew I could count on you ;)

Godmoney is not thirsty! We quinch our thirst with our victim's blood!

[Bodom]

Godmoney is not thirsty! We quinch our thirst with our victim's blood!

In the dark of the night I search for
the mindless wretches of society
To drink of their blood and feast upon their flesh

[Silverdust]

In the dark of the night I search for
the mindless wretches of society
To drink of their blood and feast upon their flesh

Did you just rent "Interview With A Vampire"?

[Bodom]

Did you just rent "Interview With A Vampire"?

Nope. Lyrics to "Feasting on the blood of the Insane" by Six Feet Under

Great band

[Splattered-Dreams]

OH SNAP. unfortunately, GodMoney doesnt discriminate women, unlike this shower-misuser.

We're heels with class, obviously! And yes, SG's face will have a lovely time at the PPV.

[Splattered-Dreams]

BaileyRose, I'm handing you the women's belt (Mankind style ala Hardcore title), so search these forums for a worthy opponent!

[SilverLace]

I WANT Belt! Can you make it purple and bedazzle it for me?

[Splattered-Dreams]

You're supplying the camp police badges

[Belzova]

-Comes in an swipes the womens title away-


Hey guys!! I had some free time so I dropped by here like I had promised.

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

-Comes in an swipes the womens title away-


Hey guys!! I had some free time so I dropped by here like I had promised.


WE MISS YOU, get your priorities straight there young lady, pro rasslin forums comes before your education.;) I thought everyone knew that.:D

[Bodom]

WE MISS YOU, get your priorities straight there young lady, pro rasslin forums comes before your education.;) I thought everyone knew that.:D

Good thing I graduate in a month :)

[Splattered-Dreams]

-Comes in an swipes the womens title away-


Hey guys!! I had some free time so I dropped by here like I had promised.

Looks like we have our first women's match scheduled for the PPV. Bezlova is a temporary heel character, belt stealer :p

[ObscureRessurection]

This is very interesting, indeed.

[Mint Berry Crunch]

Where's my belt? Wait, crunch boy, get my water! Refreshing!

I ain't your bitch, I'm Godmoney's mascot.

[WilliamJames]

I ain't your bitch, I'm Godmoney's mascot.

In other words.. You are Godmoneys bitch?

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

The sun had dawned the morning skies as the alarm clock of TheDevilsAdvocate had went off. The beeping felt like a grenade being set-off near by, leaving him with that brief feeling of deffness. He shot up from his blankets as the covers that kept him warm through out the freezing night slipped down an fell into his lap revealing his muscular upper-body.(Lol!) He lifted his legs up an twirled on his bed until' they were both hangnig off the side. He brought his hands to his face in a balled-up fashion an rubbed them roughly in order to rid himself of any lingering sleepiness. It took a good minute or so before he was finally ready, and when he was he rose on his own to feet an left for the door of the room he had slept in. The sound of boards cracking underneath his feet trailed shortly behind his each an every step. He was in his normal everyday clothes already because he thought it would help him arrive earlier than anybody else. On his way out of the room he turned to his left an reached for his Wrestling gear which was packed neatly in a duffle bag, along with his keys while he he made his way out the front door. He pressed his finger down lightly on the unlock button on his keys an cars horn bunked 3 times to make sure that he knew his car had been unlocked. Slowly, an kind of staggerely he approached his car, and got in. He placed the key into the ignition an the car cranked up. *VHROOOM!* The car purred with excellence as he then pulled out of his drive way an travled down the long road. His radio was blasting Hard Rock music to keep him calm.


Hours later...


He arrived at the stadium an the once bright sun had dipped into the later hours of the night. He grabbed his gear an went into the stadium, and straight for the locker room where he changed his clothing. When it was his time to come out he left for the Arena curtain. He stood their nervously when he heard the millions of fans cheering on their favorites. It was only a matter of time before he endured the same. "CAW CAW CAW..." TheDevilsAdvocates music hit an he raced out from the black curtain to some loud impactful boo's. He did no theatrics an walked to the ring in a very boring manner, sliding inside of it an then picking up a mic. "I have come to rid the forum of those who are too blind to see that the new era has begun. A new destiny for some, and the destruction of others. I will not go into detail because there is the slight chance that you may not even comprehend it." He was confused to say the least. He lowered the mic down by his side an looked off to the crowd with a cocky smile. Playing off of their boo's to fuel his ever growing excitement.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I couldn't be arsed to read that, so your promo was fail my friend.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

The sun had dawned the morning skies as the alarm clock of TheDevilsAdvocate had went off. The beeping felt like a grenade being set-off near by, leaving him with that brief feeling of deffness. He shot up from his blankets as the covers that kept him warm through out the freezing night slipped down an fell into his lap revealing his muscular upper-body.(Lol!) He lifted his legs up an twirled on his bed until' they were both hangnig off the side. He brought his hands to his face in a balled-up fashion an rubbed them roughly in order to rid himself of any lingering sleepiness. It took a good minute or so before he was finally ready, and when he was he rose on his own to feet an left for the door of the room he had slept in. The sound of boards cracking underneath his feet trailed shortly behind his each an every step. He was in his normal everyday clothes already because he thought it would help him arrive earlier than anybody else. On his way out of the room he turned to his left an reached for his Wrestling gear which was packed neatly in a duffle bag, along with his keys while he he made his way out the front door. He pressed his finger down lightly on the unlock button on his keys an cars horn bunked 3 times to make sure that he knew his car had been unlocked. Slowly, an kind of staggerely he approached his car, and got in. He placed the key into the ignition an the car cranked up. *VHROOOM!* The car purred with excellence as he then pulled out of his drive way an travled down the long road. His radio was blasting Hard Rock music to keep him calm.


Hours later...


He arrived at the stadium an the once bright sun had dipped into the later hours of the night. He grabbed his gear an went into the stadium, and straight for the locker room where he changed his clothing. When it was his time to come out he left for the Arena curtain. He stood their nervously when he heard the millions of fans cheering on their favorites. It was only a matter of time before he endured the same. "CAW CAW CAW..." TheDevilsAdvocates music hit an he raced out from the black curtain to some loud impactful boo's. He did no theatrics an walked to the ring in a very boring manner, sliding inside of it an then picking up a mic. "I have come to rid the forum of those who are too blind to see that the new era has begun. A new destiny for some, and the destruction of others. I will not go into detail because there is the slight chance that you may not even comprehend it." He was confused to say the least. He lowered the mic down by his side an looked off to the crowd with a cocky smile. Playing off of their boo's to fuel his ever growing excitement.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduQJQGMO0U I used this as my theme. XDD

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

I couldn't be arsed to read that, so your promo was fail my friend.

Arsed? Asked?

Could you even comprehend it? >>; I was trying to be confusing, and have you guys place a puzzle together for what I had said. I guess it was sorta accurate.

[Bam]

The sun had dawned the morning skies as the alarm clock of TheDevilsAdvocate had went off. The beeping felt like a grenade being set-off near by, leaving him with that brief feeling of deffness. He shot up from his blankets as the covers that kept him warm through out the freezing night slipped down an fell into his lap revealing his muscular upper-body.(Lol!) He lifted his legs up an twirled on his bed until' they were both hangnig off the side. He brought his hands to his face in a balled-up fashion an rubbed them roughly in order to rid himself of any lingering sleepiness. It took a good minute or so before he was finally ready, and when he was he rose on his own to feet an left for the door of the room he had slept in. The sound of boards cracking underneath his feet trailed shortly behind his each an every step. He was in his normal everyday clothes already because he thought it would help him arrive earlier than anybody else. On his way out of the room he turned to his left an reached for his Wrestling gear which was packed neatly in a duffle bag, along with his keys while he he made his way out the front door. He pressed his finger down lightly on the unlock button on his keys an cars horn bunked 3 times to make sure that he knew his car had been unlocked. Slowly, an kind of staggerely he approached his car, and got in. He placed the key into the ignition an the car cranked up. *VHROOOM!* The car purred with excellence as he then pulled out of his drive way an travled down the long road. His radio was blasting Hard Rock music to keep him calm.


Hours later...


He arrived at the stadium an the once bright sun had dipped into the later hours of the night. He grabbed his gear an went into the stadium, and straight for the locker room where he changed his clothing. When it was his time to come out he left for the Arena curtain. He stood their nervously when he heard the millions of fans cheering on their favorites. It was only a matter of time before he endured the same. "CAW CAW CAW..." TheDevilsAdvocates music hit an he raced out from the black curtain to some loud impactful boo's. He did no theatrics an walked to the ring in a very boring manner, sliding inside of it an then picking up a mic. "I have come to rid the forum of those who are too blind to see that the new era has begun. A new destiny for some, and the destruction of others. I will not go into detail because there is the slight chance that you may not even comprehend it." He was confused to say the least. He lowered the mic down by his side an looked off to the crowd with a cocky smile. Playing off of their boo's to fuel his ever growing excitement.

This was so cool.

I am inspired to type something out like this now.

[BaileyRose]

This was so cool.

I am inspired to type something out like this now.

;p Me too.. So novally. He just needs to work on his promo skills a little bit.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

I'm still new to this stuff. You guys don't have to pretend to be nice to me. I know it sucks balls.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I'm still new to this stuff. You guys don't have to pretend to be nice to me. I know it sucks balls.

Arsed is an english expression for couldn't be bothered, it looked good but too much.

I do, however, think your song choice is awesome dude, just shorten your promo's.

[Bodom]

Arsed is an english expression for couldn't be bothered, it looked good but too much.

I do, however, think your song choice is awesome dude, just shorten your promo's.

His promo was just one sentence!

He spent a paragraph and a half on getting his lazy ass out of bed!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

His promo was just one sentence!

He spent a paragraph and a half on getting his lazy ass out of bed!

Haha i've just read it all and found that out, its a great sentance, but the rest of it was not needed padding.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

I was trying to tell a story, but I lost my inspiration half way through, so I rushed myself to the arena an just cut a promo. Lame right?

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I was trying to tell a story, but I lost my inspiration half way through, so I rushed myself to the arena an just cut a promo. Lame right?

Haha it's okay, it starts good, but you can tell you had got bored, which might be why i skipped bits.

The actual promo line is perfect, use stuff like that and you might not be completely pathetic.

[Bodom]

I was trying to tell a story, but I lost my inspiration half way through, so I rushed myself to the arena an just cut a promo. Lame right?

In a Raven "I don't f'n care" kind of way?

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Haha it's okay, it starts good, but you can tell you had got bored, which might be why i skipped bits.

The actual promo line is perfect, use stuff like that and you might not be completely pathetic.


I hope you were just calling my story pathetic. Lol

I'd like to think that I could be rather intelligent when the moment presents itself.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

In a Raven "I don't f'n care" kind of way?

Pretty much. I have been working on my promo's. I'm fixing to finish school soon so I am seriously looking into getting into a Wrestling school. Sounds kind of SilverGhost-like of me but after my cousin Mike got into an MMA school I have been dead set on getting myself out there an working hard like a hooker does during midnight hours.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I hope you were just calling my story pathetic. Lol

I'd like to think that I could be rather intelligent when the moment presents itself.

I was trying to stay in character actually haha, thats all i tend to do, you monstrosity.

[Bodom]

Pretty much. I have been working on my promo's. I'm fixing to finish school soon so I am seriously looking into getting into a Wrestling school. Sounds kind of SilverGhost-like of me but after my cousin Mike got into an MMA school I have been dead set on getting myself out there an working hard like a hooker does during midnight hours.

i should have tried out with FCW. I could have been on NXT!

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

i should have tried out with FCW. I could have been on NXT!

I'm on to you Bodom.. We all know you are Bryan Danielson.

[Bodom]

I'm on to you Bodom.. We all know you are Bryan Danielson.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iekAW_obdTc

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

TheDevilsAvocatecan cut a promo, I can too.

I wake up
Go in the shower
IPEEINTHESHOWER
I get dressed
I go to arena
I walk in the ring
I tell the crowd to hum on my nuts and have a good day
I'm ready to whoop someones ass!!!! Bring it

[Bodom]

TheDevilsAvocatecan cut a promo, I can too.

I wake up
Go in the shower
IPEEINTHESHOWER
I get dressed
I go to arena
I walk in the ring
I tell the crowd to hum on my nuts and have a good day
I'm ready to whoop someones ass!!!! Bring it

You can do better than that

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhzKDc_vds&feature=related

[Bodom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzQByxIFpRc

[IrkenInvader]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dys8KUnwGGg&feature=player_embedded

[Bodom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dys8KUnwGGg&feature=player_embedded

Dude. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[IrkenInvader]

My entrance music.

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

My entrance music.

I got the perfect entrance music for Irken His new wrestling name is ROOSTERBOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVXgXd8BElQ

U MAD???

[Bodom]

Irken's should be this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMz9BXPJdU

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

Irken's should be this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMz9BXPJdU

That is so Win, it is officially my new ring tone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IrkenInvader]

No mines more annoying so I'm keeping it.

[Bodom]

No mines more annoying so I'm keeping it.

You're using Red Rooster's theme.

[IrkenInvader]

You're using Red Rooster's theme.

No I aint your bitch, Mint Berry Crunch is.

[Bodom]

No I aint your bitch, Mint Berry Crunch is.

Better idea.

[IrkenInvader]

My music suits my new Vickie Guerrero type heel gimmick.

[Bodom]

My music suits my new Vickie Guerrero type heel gimmick.

Careful with that. Rob will want to do naughty things to you

[IrkenInvader]

Careful with that. Rob will want to do naughty things to you

I'm cool with that.

[Bodom]

I'm cool with that.

Just wanted to make you aware.

[IrkenInvader]

I'm a manger who will give anyone instant heel heat, if anyone wants a mouthpeice.

[Rich Cranium]

Do you come with a loaded tennis racket?

[IrkenInvader]

Do you come with a loaded tennis racket?

No its a badminton racket.

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

No its a badminton racket.

and dont forget the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrrKCDiRUR9-dpC-G2iaBEGrpxGFaJ6v6Dehctm-rfp7-AQFrg

ROOSTERBOSS

U MAD???

[Silverdust]

and dont forget the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrrKCDiRUR9-dpC-G2iaBEGrpxGFaJ6v6Dehctm-rfp7-AQFrg

ROOSTERBOSS
U MAD???

How is it being the cockboss?

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

How is it being the cockboss?

good question, I'm not sure, I'll be sure to axe your momma. :D

U MAD????

[Silverdust]

good question, I'm not sure, I'll be sure to axe your momma. :D

U MAD????

Again, not mad; when you axe my momma, are you going to take her with you to the shower?

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

Again, not mad; when you axe my momma, are you going to take her with you to the shower?

I guess that depends on if she likes http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTd6EEI9GC3SOkW4eJLuGD2m-4d6tMZZoiJ-o6jA56B88RJTA931g

U MAD???

[Silverdust]

lolz.....You are a funny man! Thanks for the laugh!

[SilverCena]

lolz.....You are a funny man! Thanks for the laugh!

Why do you think IPITS is so funny? What's up boiiiiiiiiiiii!

[Silverdust]

Why do you think IPITS is so funny? What's up boiiiiiiiiiiii!

Have you heard of sarcasm?

[IrkenInvader]

Why do you think IPITS is so funny? What's up boiiiiiiiiiiii!

Dude its spelled BOY.

[Bodom]

Dude its spelled BOY.

Not if you're this man
http://www.uglymales.com/wc/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/flavor-flav.jpg

[IrkenInvader]

Not if you're this man
http://www.uglymales.com/wc/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/flavor-flav.jpg

Bravo douchenozzle

[Silverdust]

Is that where he gets it from? The spelling?

[Bodom]

Is that where he gets it from? The spelling?

Do you think that's where he gets it from?

[Silverdust]

Do you think that's where he gets it from?

I am the EWN interviewer!

[Bodom]

I am the EWN interviewer!

Why are you the EWN interviewer?

[IrkenInvader]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNKXzl3Nb-g&feature=related

[Bodom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNKXzl3Nb-g&feature=related

This is so WIN

[IrkenInvader]

This is so WIN

It matches my awesome avatar.

[Bodom]

It matches my awesome avatar.

I'd seriously listen to any Gaga song if Cartman did all the vocals

[IrkenInvader]

I'd seriously listen to any Gaga song if Cartman did all the vocals

I hate Gaga, but I know all the words to this song without ever hearing her version of it.

[Bodom]

I hate Gaga, but I know all the words to this song without ever hearing her version of it.

Preaching to the choir. Gaga is the worst abomination the world has seen since the Ice Capades.

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

I hate Gaga, but I know all the words to this song without ever hearing her version of it.

maybe you should just http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTdOD9KEHQBPR-BDxP_twv29ocLdXv-WPN0Ei7MpRrvZ06lGdZ

U MAD???

[Mint Berry Crunch]

This my entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OODuEYaDt8&feature=related

[Bodom]

maybe you should just http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTdOD9KEHQBPR-BDxP_twv29ocLdXv-WPN0Ei7MpRrvZ06lGdZ

U MAD???

Ofcourse I am.

Thats MY picture :mad:

[Rich Cranium]

From reading the latest posts, I take it the EWNCW event is cancelled? I was so ready for some action!

[Bodom]

From reading the latest posts, I take it the EWNCW event is cancelled? I was so ready for some action!

We booked it worse than a TNA show. Zing!

[IrkenInvader]

We booked it worse than a TNA show. Zing!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsMQeZJbnb4

[SilverGhost]

Damn....talents aren't shining here.

Just used and thrown away like crap!

[Bodom]

Damn....talents aren't shining here.

Just used and thrown away like crap!

Just the "Silver_____" ones ;)

[SilverLace]

My talent is here to share with you guys

[IrkenInvader]

My talent is here to share with you guys

That wasn't in the form of a question.

[Bodom]

That wasn't in the form of a question.

I was assuming it was in joke form

[SilverGhost]

Just the "Silver_____" ones ;)

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_palpatine.jpg

[IrkenInvader]

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_palpatine.jpg

Good job SilverFail.

[Bodom]

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_palpatine.jpg

Did I stutter? :)

[SilverLace]

That wasn't in the form of a question.

Im not Silverdust, now feel my talent!

[Bodom]

Im not Silverdust, now feel my talent!

Uh huh...suuuure ;)

[SilverLace]

I bring my talent for everyone to enjoy! Hooray!

[SilverCena]

When are we gonna get to the ring? I cant wait to try out this dropkick ive been working on. Its tight! Oh Yea Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[Silverdust]

When are we gonna get to the ring? I cant wait to try out this dropkick ive been working on. Its tight! Oh Yea Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Do you have any other moves you would like to comment on?

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Do you have any other moves you would like to comment on?

You know, i don't think has the capacity to, its almost like a talking action figure this guy.

[Bodom]

You know, i don't think has the capacity to, its almost like a talking action figure this guy.

Or like talking to himself ;)

[SilverGhost]

Or like talking to himself ;)

Or going off character ;)

[Bodom]

Or going off character ;)

lol..........

[IrkenInvader]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u2HsIaDg5s&feature=related
I'm in the ring ready for my first match. Who wants some.

[Silverdust]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u2HsIaDg5s&feature=related
I'm in the ring ready for my first match. Who wants some.

How about an interview on your strategy?

[SilverGhost]

How about an interview on your strategy?

How about a little less on the questioning and a bit more of SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!??? (Chris Jericho is God!)

[IrkenInvader]

How about an interview on your strategy?

Thats it! Your my first opponent, the match starts right now, falls count anywhere. Super Kick, pin. I win.

[SilverCena]

Thats it! Your my first opponent, the match starts right now, falls count anywhere. Super Kick, pin. I win.

Let me get in on that action! Im up for it boiiiiiiiii!

[IrkenInvader]

Let me get in on that action! Im up for it boiiiiiiiii!

All right, super kick pin win. You lose too.
You wanted in on it.

[Bodom]

All right, super kick pin win. You lose too.
You wanted in on it.

His name must be Stan.

[Rich Cranium]

All right, super kick pin win. You lose too.
You wanted in on it.

Try that sissy kick on Godmoney and we will annihilate you!

[IrkenInvader]

His name must be Stan.

No SilverDust was Stan, SCena was the little girl.

[SilverGhost]

No SilverDust was Stan, SCena was the little girl.

This guy is an ASSTOOL!

[SilverLace]

This guy is an ASSTOOL!

You said it best! I will never invite him to a Michael Cole fan party!

If you Smell.......... - Vintage The Rock

[IrkenInvader]

You said it best! I will never invite him to a Michael Cole fan party!

If you Smell.......... - Vintage The Rock

I call/kick 'em as I see them.

[SilverGhost]

You said it best! I will never invite him to a Michael Cole fan party!

If you Smell.......... - Vintage The Rock

I wouldn't go to one....even if they paid me.

[Bodom]

You said it best! I will never invite him to a Michael Cole fan party!

If you Smell.......... - Vintage The Rock

I'll go if you have an open bar.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I'd go if they had easily accessible fire exits.

[Rich Cranium]

I'll go if there is an open bar plus dart boards with Michael Cole's face as the target.

[Bodom]

I'll go if there is an open bar plus dart boards with Michael Cole's face as the target.

That IS the party :)

[TheBeardOfZeus]

That IS the party :)

Then i can tick the 'attend' box

[Silverdust]

Then i can tick the 'attend' box

Are you bringing a friend?

[SilverLace]

I wouldn't go to one....even if they paid me.

REALLY! Then you will miss out on the newly designed Mr. Cole Tshirt that says "I Worship The Miz" on the back!

REALLY! - Vintage MIZ

[IrkenInvader]

REALLY! Then you will miss out on the newly designed Mr. Cole Tshirt that says "I Worship The Miz" on the back!

REALLY! - Vintage MIZ

The friend I'm bringing is Heidenriech, so you might want to shut up and run.

[Bodom]

REALLY! Then you will miss out on the newly designed Mr. Cole Tshirt that says "I Worship The Miz" on the back!

REALLY! - Vintage MIZ

Id totally buy one.