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Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 05:37 PM
This Sunday, March 13, we got head to head, as EWNCW goes on PPV and JBW holds a special in front of the local wal-mart in front of 5 rabid 'rasslin' fans. This Sunday will not only be No Guts No Glory, but it will also be the beginning of a new chapter, a new era, the beginning of the end for JBW. You see, the production of my DVD "The Fall of JBW" that will be released by my production company Matthews Entertainment, Inc. is nearing its completion, and our aim date for its release is by December 2011, why will it take so long you may ask? Well since they air their show on extreme static television, it would take months and months just to edit those matches and make it into clear HD. It's too bad that nobody from JBW decided to participate in the 10 minute documentary, so instead the guys who will responsible for your fall, have agreed to sit down and give me their thoughts on the company that barely was. If so many agree, i'll release the extended version that would last a whole 20 minutes excluding the piss poor matches that come with the extras.

The time is drawing near and I am counting down the minutes until you file bankruptcy and my DVD can continue production hahahahahahahahaha!

I, The Storm, cannot WAIT for this DVD, which by the way will be available for purchase at a reasonable price on EWNCWshop.com!!

Allow me, Tommy Thunder, the EWNCW Forum champion to be the first to announce my participation in the making of this DVD!! I will be giving detailed, expert insight on how the company they call JBW fell to the ground!! I will be giving a first hand account on how I played my part in the demolition of the company!! And how many many talents that shunned EWNCW for "the green pastures of JBW" came crawling back crying and begging Irken Invader to take them in!!
HA!! I can't wait to start on this!! I can't WAIT to document the FAAAAAALL......OF JBW!!............... J. B. W.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 05:45 PM
I, The Storm, cannot WAIT for this DVD, which by the way will be available for purchase at a reasonable price on EWNCWshop.com!!

Allow me, Tommy Thunder, the EWNCW Forum champion to be the first to announce my participation in the making of this DVD!! I will be giving detailed, expert insight on how the company they call JBW fell to the ground!! I will be giving a first hand account on how I played my part in the demolition of the company!! And how many many talents that shunned EWNCW for "the green pastures of JBW" came crawling back crying and begging Irken Invader to take them in!!
HA!! I can't wait to start on this!! I can't WAIT to document the FAAAAAALL......OF JBW!!............... J. B. W.

My representitives will be calling you ASAP

Rich Cranium
03-07-2011, 05:48 PM
When this cross promotion competition starts, we should do a EWNCW champ vs JBW champ and etc. Also WWTNA vs TJHawkes would be epic!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 05:49 PM
As i was strolling along on my Saturday night walk, I just so happened to snap a pic of JBW's Mayhem in full action!

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/361.jpg


When this cross promotion competition starts, we should do a EWNCW champ vs JBW champ and etc. Also WWTNA vs TJHawkes would be epic!

i think its too early for that, i rather have a war rather than cross-promotions

Rich Cranium
03-07-2011, 06:05 PM
i think its too early for that, i rather have a war rather than cross-promotions

But they have rappers! You can be our token rapper, ok?

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 06:14 PM
When this cross promotion competition starts, we should do a EWNCW champ vs JBW champ and etc. Also WWTNA vs TJHawkes would be epic!


But they have rappers! You can be our token rapper, ok?

im far from liking rap and i dont wanna associate myself with retards attempting poetry

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-07-2011, 06:16 PM
After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch


EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 06:26 PM
After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch


EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Clark, if you're out there, THIS is BREAKING NEWS!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 07:08 PM
After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch


EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome home IPITS :D thanks for using my redneck references i will let you use them anytime oh great IPITS :D suck on that WWTNA Mark and JBW


Ryan Clark, if you're out there, THIS is BREAKING NEWS!!

hells yes :D

Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 07:15 PM
After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch


EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must also extend my welcome to the man of infinite wisdom!! Welcome, to the best E-Fed on the net!! EWNCW!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 07:25 PM
I must also extend my welcome to the man of infinite wisdom!! Welcome, to the best E-Fed on the net!! EWNCW!!

did u see the flame IPITS got from WWTNA Mark and the rest of his hillbillies? AND I QUOTE


http://www.couchlockcafe.com/images/avatars/aFu_KermitRecognize.gif

IPITS was released. Why? For wanting to go with his boyfriends in EWNCW. So long asshole! :p

My answer is, he at least was smart enough and wants to take part of The Fall of JBW documentary and he didn't want to showcase his talent in front of Wal-Mart crowds

Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 07:28 PM
did u see the flame IPITS got from WWTNA Mark and the rest of his hillbillies? AND I QUOTE



My answer is, he at least was smart enough and wants to take part of The Fall of JBW documentary and he didn't want to showcase his talent in front of Wal-Mart crowds

HA! Wait until this week's inferno!! It's shaping up to be pretty fiery!!

Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 07:46 PM
And check this one out!! He's trying to make US out to be the TNA of E-Feds!!


We lost a drunken idiot but its still all good. I'm guessing EWNCW is going to pick up my left overs and make them main eventers. And they said that my fed was like TNA! lol

My reply: WRONG!! We're not the company that underutilizes our talent!! IPITS is one of the HOTTEST talents going, and to make him lose on his debut was UNACCEPTABLE!! We're only interested in the best talent in this company. Thanks to your STUPIDITY, we've gained a drunk master of infinite wisdom!! And only here will IPITS be used to the best of his potential!!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-07-2011, 08:14 PM
Finally IPEEINTHESHOWER has come back to EWNCW. Finally IPEEINTHESHOWER has come back HOME!!!!!!


and it feels GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Cranium
03-07-2011, 08:16 PM
PM your goods to TJ bro!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-07-2011, 08:47 PM
PM your goods to TJ bro!


I sent him the goods Rich. This is going to be AWESOME!!!!!!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 08:51 PM
My answer to JBW in thinking they're the superior company
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QCBF3h_tM

PandaMassacre
03-07-2011, 08:53 PM
My answer to JBW in thinking they're the superior company
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QCBF3h_tM

XD The Sheiky baby!

Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 08:56 PM
XD The Sheiky baby!

Ever considered getting involved Panda? We could do with a lady in our ranks!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 09:02 PM
Ever considered getting involved Panda? We could do with a lady in our ranks!!

i think she might be but idk when

and to all JBW jabronies out there here's a message from our sponsor The Iron Sheik


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDT7no8OiLU&feature=related

Tai Night
03-07-2011, 09:12 PM
Seem like things are just getting better.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 09:13 PM
Seem like things are just getting better.

with IPITS coming here there's no stopping us

Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 09:14 PM
Seem like things are just getting better.

In fact, to quote a great man "Looks like business just picked up!"!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 09:20 PM
im far from liking rap and i dont wanna associate myself with retards attempting poetry

Not flaming the company, just KevinBrand on this one so I think I'm within my rights on this one. Rednecks On Crack Killing music. I win.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 09:22 PM
Not flaming the company, just KevinBrand on this one so I think I'm within my rights on this one. Rednecks On Crack Killing music. I win.

rockm? no, i rather listen to someone break into guitar solo rather than listen to the same beat for 5 minutes

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 09:32 PM
rockm? no, i rather listen to someone break into guitar solo rather than listen to the same beat for 5 minutes

Umm R.O.C.K. music smart guy. Oh and your one of those guys who only cares about the instrumentals and doesn't listen to the lyrics eh? Okay if your that guy then fine, but you must understand that I actually like to think when I listen to music. Something that challenges me on an intellectual and emotional level along with making me re-think my ideals on life. But if all you care about is a guitar solo than that's cool too I guess.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 09:36 PM
Umm R.O.C.K. music smart guy. Oh and your one of those guys who only cares about the instrumentals and doesn't listen to the lyrics eh? Okay if your that guy then fine, but you must understand that I actually like to think when I listen to music. Something that challenges me on an intellectual and emotional level along with making me re-think my ideals on life. But if all you care about is a guitar solo than that's cool too I guess.

some rock ballads have some meaning but to each their own taste of music

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 09:42 PM
some rock ballads have some meaning but to each their own taste of music

Yes your correct some do, but most don't. Much like most rap music doesn't do what I like to listen too. I'd rather listen to bad rock music than bad rap music simply because I can appreciate good singing, but I'd much rather listen to good rap then great rock. I don't mind rock music or it's fans, but I don't appreciate "fans" calling people much smarter than them retards.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 09:46 PM
Yes your correct some do, but most don't. Much like most rap music doesn't do what I like to listen too. I'd rather listen to bad rock music than bad rap music simply because I can appreciate good singing, but I'd much rather listen to good rap then great rock. I don't mind rock music or it's fans, but I don't appreciate "fans" calling people much smarter than them retards.

i respect ur taste of music whatever it may be

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 09:55 PM
i respect ur taste of music whatever it may be

That's all I ask.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 10:11 PM
If TJ reads this I would love to see a Monday Night show (a new one or move Inferno to Monday Nights)

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 11:15 PM
Apparently there's footage of me during my indy days going around the JBW tent and they're laughing at me. They're forgetting that that's pure talent and not hillbilly wrestling like you're used to. And since when are we compared to Russo? We haven't written a swerve EVER! And I've always wondered how you're gonna produce a DVD on me when you can barely afford wrestling gear. And you trash IPITS and calling me a piece of shit, last time I checked we've never teamed and I never will, I fly solo so here's little message for y'all hillbillies out there, keep the toil...erm I mean outhouse humor to people who actually care...

SilverGhost
03-07-2011, 11:45 PM
-sits in the darkness-

Waiting for the debut match....

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 11:47 PM
-sits in the darkness-

Waiting for the debut match....

sits in the dark across from him playing mindgames

The Brown One
03-08-2011, 12:06 AM
Don't you find it a TAD hypocritical though? You've been taking shots at JBW since 3-3-11, Tai Night has been doing it WAY longer than that, and Tommy Thunder is planning on doing a shoot on us at you PPV. And I'm not taking shots at anyone of those individuals (besides you if I'm being honest, but that's only for being a hypocrite), because I don't find trash talking to be a bad thing. I myself cut a promo on you guys in response to what you guys have been posting on the JBW thread. It makes for entertaining discussion and it raises all of our games, so to sit there and insult WWTNA for doing something that you and your promotion have been doing all along is laughable in my opinion.

Good point. I would rather watch how things play out in terms of the wrestling promotion itself, not a bloody flame war.


Is it too soon for a cross promotion?

I believe it is. JBW hasn't been around very long, and despite several discussions within our very short life so far, I reckon it is still too soon. We have to make our company more established first.


As i was strolling along on my Saturday night walk, I just so happened to snap a pic of JBW's Mayhem in full action!

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/361.jpg



i think its too early for that, i rather have a war rather than cross-promotions

I wish I got Walmart here. All those discounts! Be happy that you can access stuff like that.


-sits in the darkness-

Waiting for the debut match....

I'd rather see that, than a stupid flame war.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 12:11 AM
I wish I got Walmart here. All those discounts! Be happy that you can access stuff like that.

i just making a point how low budget JBW is, nothing against Wal-Mart, they're awesome in Canada (with MacDonald's)

The Brown One
03-08-2011, 12:20 AM
i just making a point how low budget JBW is, nothing against Wal-Mart, they're awesome in Canada (with MacDonald's)

You lucky bastard! We have KMart. The difference is the price. Walmart=low prices. KMart= robbery.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 12:23 AM
You lucky bastard! We have KMart. The difference is the price. Walmart=low prices. KMart= robbery.

yeah but Wal-Mart usually gets

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/09-72-of.jpg

idk about Canada but I hear it's often in the States

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 12:26 AM
WWTNAMark! You think that Psycho Siaki silenced me from those words? Please! To quote the great Johnny Cash, "There ain't no grave, gonna hold me down", be aware that on March 13, the first nail in your coffin will be planted...

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-08-2011, 12:34 AM
-sits in the darkness-

Waiting for the debut match....

I'm sure it will be entertaining. Good luck on Thursday!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 12:38 AM
I'm sure it will be entertaining. Good luck on Thursday!

its against me, i'll make sure it'll be entertaining

Rich Cranium
03-08-2011, 12:42 AM
its against me, i'll make sure it'll be entertaining

Wow, StraightEdgeSaviour just burned you over in the farm territory.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 12:49 AM
Wow, StraightEdgeSaviour just burned you over in the farm territory.

he can burn me, i'm new i'm not that great at cutting promos sue me

Rich Cranium
03-08-2011, 12:58 AM
he can burn me, i'm new i'm not that great at cutting promos sue me

I wont sue you dude! :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-08-2011, 12:59 AM
he can burn me, i'm new i'm not that great at cutting promos sue me

Look man, don't take it personally. I said at the top of the page that it's just a fun promo. It's way more about me getting my own character over as someone who can talk then it is actually insulting someone. That goes for IPITS too, who I burned just as hard.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 01:10 AM
I wont sue you dude! :)

that's good, but hell i started the whole tirade about them being a redneck promotion :D

WWTNA Mark, whenever you're done your shameless pandering on how you're the abundance of this e-fed let me know, and tell your idiotic parasites to come up with insults because right now you're still laughable to me

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 01:11 AM
Look man, don't take it personally. I said at the top of the page that it's just a fun promo. It's way more about me getting my own character over as someone who can talk then it is actually insulting someone. That goes for IPITS too, who I burned just as hard.

i understand, but like i said my promos suck and i even admit it

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-08-2011, 01:15 AM
i understand, but like i said my promos suck and i even admit it

No they don't man. They're annoying....which is a good thing. You can clearly get under people's skin which is a good thing if you wanna be a good heel. I only picked you to burn because you're amongst the most vocal of all the members of EWNCW.

You gotta remember man, your being compared against probably two of the best promo guys in our company: Psycho Siaki, and without trying to sound like to much of an arrogant prick, me.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 01:28 AM
No they don't man. They're annoying....which is a good thing. You can clearly get under people's skin which is a good thing if you wanna be a good heel. I only picked you to burn because you're amongst the most vocal of all the members of EWNCW.

You gotta remember man, your being compared against probably two of the best promo guys in our company: Psycho Siaki, and without trying to sound like to much of an arrogant prick, me.

i don't mind, my character is EWNCW's future and JBW's worst nightmare sorta

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-08-2011, 01:34 AM
i don't mind, my character is EWNCW's future and JBW's worst nightmare sorta

Sounds cool. Kinda like Mike Awesome circa 2000...I like it. Just don't expect to be the most well received person over in our thread lol.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 01:37 AM
Sounds cool. Kinda like Mike Awesome circa 2000...I like it. Just don't expect to be the most well received person over in our thread lol.

not expecting it! to quote Mr. Anderson "I'm an Asshole" and i'm not gonna plan on comitting suicide like joey styles had hoped
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrulcZ9UXY

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-08-2011, 01:40 AM
not expecting it to quote Mr. Anderson "I'm an Asshole"

At least you are honest.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 01:50 AM
At least you are honest.

why would I lie? And nice change from O'Haire to Kane btw

SilverGhost
03-08-2011, 01:53 AM
I'm sure it will be entertaining. Good luck on Thursday!

Lol it will be good. Promise!

I am a generous guy. My opponent will have the pleasure of choosing his defeat.

Tap out or knocked out. Choice is his.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 01:57 AM
Lol it will be good. Promise!

I am a generous guy. My opponent will have the pleasure of choosing his defeat.

Tap out or knocked out. Choice is his.

as taz once said: beat me if you can, survive if i let you

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 02:03 AM
hey JBW I found out some info on your championship belts...

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5785/Wrestling.jpg

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-08-2011, 02:23 AM
Thanks Kevin. An I'm sure the both of you guys will put on a great show if you are against each other. Like a great man once said, "Choose your words softly, because you might have to eat them later."

TJHawkesybaby
03-08-2011, 04:13 AM
Can somone tell me what the FUCK is goin on..... hahaha! (always wanted to ay that)

No but serioulsy now....

Can we stop this pointless bickering now...... I know I had my bit in on JBW thread but I was extremely hungover, very tired and pissed off lol!... But I did say and will say again.... no more "shoots" or "promos" to be done outside of shows..... no more "flaming" on eother thread please..... It makes us lot look bloody stupid over here and gives them fuel to the fire!

I dont care what anyone says on either thread to anyone whether kayfabe or whatever.... if you wanna flame do one to the flame thread dont clutter up this thread or theres with un-needed arguing etc... i know its been a bit of fun... and also people may have risen to the bait etc but come on guys....

If anyone wants to take a shot at another E-Fed PM there promo etc for the show and I will use it if I can....

Lets stop it please guys.... dont make pull the "boss card" lol!

Tommy Thunder
03-08-2011, 07:18 AM
Can somone tell me what the FUCK is goin on..... hahaha! (always wanted to ay that)

No but serioulsy now....

Can we stop this pointless bickering now...... I know I had my bit in on JBW thread but I was extremely hungover, very tired and pissed off lol!... But I did say and will say again.... no more "shoots" or "promos" to be done outside of shows..... no more "flaming" on eother thread please..... It makes us lot look bloody stupid over here and gives them fuel to the fire!

I dont care what anyone says on either thread to anyone whether kayfabe or whatever.... if you wanna flame do one to the flame thread dont clutter up this thread or theres with un-needed arguing etc... i know its been a bit of fun... and also people may have risen to the bait etc but come on guys....

If anyone wants to take a shot at another E-Fed PM there promo etc for the show and I will use it if I can....

Lets stop it please guys.... dont make pull the "boss card" lol!

We've wasted a few good promos hat could have been used for shows by posting them here!! I'll be honest, I am guilty of slipping one promo onto here, but Kevin has posted many lol!!
Not making you a scapegoat or anything Kevin, just thought it was funny that so many cecent promos by you have been put here whaen they could have been saved for Inferno!! Hope you have more from where they came from haha!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 09:59 AM
Can somone tell me what the FUCK is goin on..... hahaha! (always wanted to ay that)

No but serioulsy now....

Can we stop this pointless bickering now...... I know I had my bit in on JBW thread but I was extremely hungover, very tired and pissed off lol!... But I did say and will say again.... no more "shoots" or "promos" to be done outside of shows..... no more "flaming" on eother thread please..... It makes us lot look bloody stupid over here and gives them fuel to the fire!

I dont care what anyone says on either thread to anyone whether kayfabe or whatever.... if you wanna flame do one to the flame thread dont clutter up this thread or theres with un-needed arguing etc... i know its been a bit of fun... and also people may have risen to the bait etc but come on guys....

If anyone wants to take a shot at another E-Fed PM there promo etc for the show and I will use it if I can....

Lets stop it please guys.... dont make pull the "boss card" lol!

oh but come on! that's what's fun about competition, you can't stay quiet for a week that would suck monkey balls

TJHawkesybaby
03-08-2011, 10:07 AM
oh but come on! that's what's fun about competition, you can't stay quiet for a week that would suck monkey balls

Personally I think that would add more to it than replying to every little thing said.... dont you reckon? people having to wait to see what the reply is?

But also we are spending more time on thinking how to shoot at JBW than thinking about how to further characters, storylines etc etc...

This isnt aimed at 1 person by the way if it comes across like it lol! its to all y'all lol!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 10:11 AM
Personally I think that would add more to it than replying to every little thing said.... dont you reckon? people having to wait to see what the reply is?

But also we are spending more time on thinking how to shoot at JBW than thinking about how to further characters, storylines etc etc...

This isnt aimed at 1 person by the way if it comes across like it lol! its to all y'all lol!


i'm actually furthering my character by cutting promos as well, i'm EWNCW's future and JBW's worst nightmare, don't you reckon that we should have a Monday Night show, I find it's too long to wait until Thursday IMO

Rich Cranium
03-08-2011, 11:20 AM
But also we are spending more time on thinking how to shoot at JBW than thinking about how to further characters, storylines etc etc...


I'd be a hypocrite if I said I was innocent, but I will refrain from further attacks unless I'm called out.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-08-2011, 11:25 AM
i'm actually furthering my character by cutting promos as well, i'm EWNCW's future and JBW's worst nightmare, don't you reckon that we should have a Monday Night show, I find it's too long to wait until Thursday IMO

Ahh but Monday Nights you would have to compete with RAW. Not only that, but TJ would then have to miss RAW to make inferno. It doesn't matter if you miss Impact lol.

Rich Cranium
03-08-2011, 11:27 AM
i'm actually furthering my character by cutting promos as well, i'm EWNCW's future and JBW's worst nightmare, don't you reckon that we should have a Monday Night show, I find it's too long to wait until Thursday IMO

I think Monday is a bad idea since Raw is on. Also, we would need another writer as I'm sure TJ has other things on his plate other than our Efed.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 11:38 AM
I think Monday is a bad idea since Raw is on. Also, we would need another writer as I'm sure TJ has other things on his plate other than our Efed.

he can put it earlier than Raw, but it's just a suggestion

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-08-2011, 11:47 AM
Patience is a virtue. Having the show on Thursday nights is not that bad. If it came on Monday then you would have to wait the same amount of time or possibly more. It is good where it is at. If somebody wants to move it then ask TJ if you could pitch in as a Writer, and then take on the reigns of a show of your own in the form of a second brand. That is if TJ is cool with it an you have a big enough Roster to seperate it. But until' the time comes that somebody does ask of such a thing we will just have to display patience, and respect the Efed owners schedule that he built around his show.

TJHawkesybaby
03-08-2011, 11:49 AM
Personally 1 show a week is fine.... more than enough to accommodate whoever is involved in the shows!

2 shows a week is a bit of a push anyway it leaves people waiting and wanting....

And honestly, without sounding a bit stupid and massively selfish, I wouldnt want anyone taking on where ive left off the previous show, ya know creative differences etc would be more hassle that it probably would be worth lol!

I think its working out quite well....???

Tommy Thunder
03-08-2011, 11:52 AM
I think Monday is a bad idea since Raw is on. Also, we would need another writer as I'm sure TJ has other things on his plate other than our Efed.

Agreed. TJ is doing most of the stuff himself as far as I know. I think some are pitching in (including myself), but switching to Mondays is a bad idea from my point of view. Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays are the best days for us to do shows. So let's keep it as it is for now.

And SES; but are you jumping ship o this fed or something buddy? Because you're spending and commenting a lot here lately!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 12:40 PM
Agreed. TJ is doing most of the stuff himself as far as I know. I think some are pitching in (including myself), but switching to Mondays is a bad idea from my point of view. Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays are the best days for us to do shows. So let's keep it as it is for now.

And SES; but are you jumping ship o this fed or something buddy? Because you're spending and commenting a lot here lately!!

I know it might not happen, I was just throwing a suggestion out htere

Tommy Thunder
03-08-2011, 01:29 PM
I know it might not happen, I was just throwing a suggestion out htere

Oh yeah sure!! Like I said earlier, I'm all for 'planting the seeds' for something that might happen further down the line so to speak!!

TJHawkesybaby
03-08-2011, 01:37 PM
Shameless plug!!!

http://www.tcrfm.co.uk/ tonight from 8 listen lie on my show :)!

LISTEN IN!!!! ROCK OUT!!!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 02:10 PM
Shameless plug!!!

http://www.tcrfm.co.uk/ tonight from 8 listen lie on my show :)!

LISTEN IN!!!! ROCK OUT!!!!

what kind of music will you be playing?

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 02:48 PM
why in the holy hell is WWTNA Mark calling us jobbers? I would much rather be called a jobber than wrestle in front of a Wal-Mart

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-08-2011, 03:54 PM
And SES; but are you jumping ship o this fed or something buddy? Because you're spending and commenting a lot here lately!!

No sir, my loyalties lye with JBW, but that doesn't mean I cannot be interested in seeing what the competition is doing right?

Rich Cranium
03-08-2011, 03:57 PM
No sir, my loyalties lye with JBW, but that doesn't mean I cannot be interested in seeing what the competition is doing right?

That's correct as I will be checking out your programs too!

Tommy Thunder
03-09-2011, 07:21 AM
No sir, my loyalties lye with JBW, but that doesn't mean I cannot be interested in seeing what the competition is doing right?

I was being sarcastic man. There is no way you could get a spot on our roster :p

Yeah, I'll also be following JBW with a watchful eye!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-09-2011, 09:07 AM
Oh yeah sure!! Like I said earlier, I'm all for 'planting the seeds' for something that might happen further down the line so to speak!!

yeah TJ should start planting the seeds and tease a second show to compete with the other clowns on tomorrow's show

Rich Cranium
03-09-2011, 09:32 AM
yeah TJ should start planting the seeds and tease a second show to compete with the other clowns on tomorrow's show


Oh yeah sure!! Like I said earlier, I'm all for 'planting the seeds' for something that might happen further down the line so to speak!!

The seeds, imo, are being given too much water. Give these things time to grow and don't oversaturate it!

TJHawkesybaby
03-09-2011, 11:41 AM
The seeds, imo, are being given too much water. Give these things time to grow and don't oversaturate it!

Quoted for truth!

Its not happening boys... not for a while anyway!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-09-2011, 12:51 PM
Quoted for truth!

Its not happening boys... not for a while anyway!

you can start slow kind of an early planning stage

Tommy Thunder
03-09-2011, 01:00 PM
you can start slow kind of an early planning stage

The boss has spoken!! no cross brand stuff will happen for a while!!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-09-2011, 02:40 PM
The boss has spoken!! no cross brand stuff will happen for a while!!

i know he has but i mean future things look bright

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-09-2011, 03:03 PM
I was being sarcastic man. There is no way you could get a spot on our roster :p

Yeah, I'll also be following JBW with a watchful eye!!

Lol. Okay if that's what you think. Rest assured though, talent like this can get a job anywhere.

Rich Cranium
03-09-2011, 03:10 PM
Well, I'll have to go back and read earlier posts to see where we are in this weeks show. The sidetracking has blurred my vision.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-09-2011, 04:10 PM
Well, I'll have to go back and read earlier posts to see where we are in this weeks show. The sidetracking has blurred my vision.

i think im done with ideas for the company for now, cuz the head hillbilly in charge of JBW, WWTNA Mark is pissing himself cuz i threw in a suggestion

THEKEVINBRAND
03-09-2011, 04:20 PM
i'm anxious to see the results tomorrow and how i overcame the odds in my debut match :D hope the WWF or the walmart wrestling federation aka JBW is watching to take notice on the guy(s) they wasted

WWTNA Mark
03-09-2011, 07:08 PM
I'm not trolling here, just asking. Who was the original writers on EWNCW?

Bodom
03-09-2011, 08:10 PM
I think it was Irken. Then TJ took over when Irken left for the military.

WWTNA Mark
03-09-2011, 08:20 PM
I think it was Irken. Then TJ took over when Irken left for the military.

TBH, I was lurking around here and I think TJ is way better then the asstool at making the shows. Just saying.

Bodom
03-09-2011, 08:22 PM
TJ definitely took it to a whole new level when he took over.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-09-2011, 08:35 PM
WWTNA this is what I'd like to do to you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKHWYT2doek


muuuuhahahahhaha

U MAD???

WWTNA Mark
03-09-2011, 08:42 PM
WWTNA this is what I'd like to do to you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKHWYT2doek


muuuuhahahahhaha

U MAD???

Fuck you!!! I thought we were boys!!! :mad:

SilverGhost
03-09-2011, 08:44 PM
Tomorrow Kevin.

Tomorrow I will defeat you. And don't use the pitful excuse that you were at JBW, Justin Beiber Wrestling. When you face me, you attention should be sharp. I will come at you at all angles. I will snap one of your bones. I will kick your head off clean from your shoulders. I will make sure you eat your food out of a STRAW!

The fact is this: Your defeat is inevitable. I know it and the people know it. I saw you whine and complain about Justin Beiber Wrestling. All I can tell you is suck it up. You are here at EWNCW and your challenge is me!

Remember....I am a generous guy....you can pick your defeat. Tap out or knock out.

Krysys
03-09-2011, 09:04 PM
Ok so I'm really really new here so can someone fill me in on how things work?

Rich Cranium
03-09-2011, 09:23 PM
Ok so I'm really really new here so can someone fill me in on how things work?

Submit a profile of yourself to TJ detailing your stats, moves, theme music, and anything else you like!

Krysys
03-09-2011, 09:25 PM
Submit a profile of yourself to TJ detailing your stats, moves, theme music, and anything else you like!

Did that, anything else?

THEKEVINBRAND
03-09-2011, 09:29 PM
Tomorrow Kevin.

Tomorrow I will defeat you. And don't use the pitful excuse that you were at JBW, Justin Beiber Wrestling. When you face me, you attention should be sharp. I will come at you at all angles. I will snap one of your bones. I will kick your head off clean from your shoulders. I will make sure you eat your food out of a STRAW!

The fact is this: Your defeat is inevitable. I know it and the people know it. I saw you whine and complain about Justin Beiber Wrestling. All I can tell you is suck it up. You are here at EWNCW and your challenge is me!

Remember....I am a generous guy....you can pick your defeat. Tap out or knock out.

I will never use JBW as an excuse, if I lose, fine it's a loss, I won't bitch, you would have been the better man that night, no hard feelings at the end of the night...

SilverGhost
03-09-2011, 09:36 PM
I will never use JBW as an excuse, if I lose, fine it's a loss, I won't bitch, you would have been the better man that night, no hard feelings at the end of the night...

Good.

Tomorrow, give it all you got!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-09-2011, 09:44 PM
Good.

Tomorrow, give it all you got!

May the best man win :)

Rich Cranium
03-09-2011, 09:46 PM
Did that, anything else?

That is pretty much it. TJ will mold you in.

Krysys
03-09-2011, 10:02 PM
That is pretty much it. TJ will mold you in.

Thanks for the help, much appreciated

The Brown One
03-09-2011, 10:10 PM
Tomorrow Kevin.

Tomorrow I will defeat you. And don't use the pitful excuse that you were at JBW, Justin Beiber Wrestling. When you face me, you attention should be sharp. I will come at you at all angles. I will snap one of your bones. I will kick your head off clean from your shoulders. I will make sure you eat your food out of a STRAW!

The fact is this: Your defeat is inevitable. I know it and the people know it. I saw you whine and complain about Justin Beiber Wrestling. All I can tell you is suck it up. You are here at EWNCW and your challenge is me!

Remember....I am a generous guy....you can pick your defeat. Tap out or knock out.

Decent promo mate. Not great, but decent. I'm not saying that because you insulted JBW or anything, I'm not like that. But it was the first promo I saw from you on EWNCW, and it was decent :)

SilverGhost
03-09-2011, 10:14 PM
Decent promo mate. Not great, but decent. I'm not saying that because you insulted JBW or anything, I'm not like that. But it was the first promo I saw from you on EWNCW, and it was decent :)

I have to give the character a righteous feel. He lives on competition and wants a good match.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-10-2011, 02:15 AM
I have to give the character a righteous feel. He lives on competition and wants a good match.

My advice: start watching promos from some real wrestlers who have righteous gimmicks. That and watch some characters from movies that have some great dialogue in he script. You don't have to steal anything from them, but I found they inspired me to do something somewhat in their image. For example, I have a righteous character like you over in JBW, so I watched promos from SES Punk, Mordecai, and even Raven. I also watched Hannible Lector do his thing in The Silence of the Lambs. I think it really helped me in my promos.

Rich Cranium
03-10-2011, 09:28 AM
I also watched Hannible Lector do his thing in The Silence of the Lambs. I think it really helped me in my promos.

Your going to eat human flesh?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-10-2011, 11:16 AM
Your going to eat human flesh?

Replace "going to eat" with have been eating and yes.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-10-2011, 11:49 AM
This is for the EWNCW champion.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me my championship belt, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffUCnwh_KQc&tracker=False

Manabu
03-10-2011, 12:07 PM
Manabu is sat in a room filled with Yakuzas, smoke fills the room yet Manabu can be seen clearly, the camera shoots around showing everyone in the room, some members have eyepatches or scars, others are missing fingers
Day in, day out, I hear it all the time "I'm coming for your title, your titles gonna be mine, Im gonna do this Im gonna do that" but day in, day out I've kept the title, you can say whatever you want but the title isnt leaving me. You know what seperates me from all of you? I trained myself up with the Yakuza, I beat them all I made them regret the moment they met me, I came from Japan and I've already made history in the EWNCW now what have all you guys done? boasted about these skills no ones yet to see? Half of you havent even stepped in the ring with me and why? Because as soon as you see me in the ring your legs get weak, you can feel that horrible cold sweat of fear running down you, you wanna run away you wanna call for help, to the point your praying to a god you dont even believe in to help you
So all of you, carry on running your mouths but know, I will not lose this title

Rich Cranium
03-10-2011, 12:20 PM
This is for the EWNCW champion.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me my championship belt, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.



I swear I haven't 'taken' the belt, 'GOOD LUCK!'

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-10-2011, 12:28 PM
I swear I haven't 'taken' the belt, 'GOOD LUCK!'

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-GJ21RoQu0Uplm7jr8fisZAR0BDQEGr2quVoYIUsTUqAcXuK1

TJHawkesybaby
03-10-2011, 01:06 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-GJ21RoQu0Uplm7jr8fisZAR0BDQEGr2quVoYIUsTUqAcXuK1

Right.............

You bunch of shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags!!!!!!

Im gonna say this once more................

SO LISTEN!!!!

PROMOS!!!!!! ARE TO BE PM'D TO ME FOR SHOWS.............

not posted on here anytime people feeli like it, Im not being a douche about it, can we please start doing this??????

Rich Cranium
03-10-2011, 01:12 PM
Right.............

You bunch of shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags!!!!!!

Im gonna say this once more................

SO LISTEN!!!!

PROMOS!!!!!! ARE TO BE PM'D TO ME FOR SHOWS.............

not posted on here anytime people feeli like it, Im not being a douche about it, can we please start doing this??????

Hungover? ;)

TJHawkesybaby
03-10-2011, 01:18 PM
Hungover? ;)

lmao actually no dude...

No matter how many times i say it.... some filter through, I like that fact that we wait a week for things to "happen" its keeps people wanting to read the shows, if shit gets said inbetween theres nothing to read on teh shows and people will just watch the matches!

It was ment to sound a bit fronted but I dont wanna keep bitchin at people lol!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-10-2011, 02:14 PM
I pm'ed you my promo and all I can say is HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA You guys have no idea what is about to happen to EWNCW. As Jr would say BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!

Rich Cranium
03-10-2011, 02:42 PM
TJ, I dropped off a couple of special gifts in your inbox! ;)

THEKEVINBRAND
03-10-2011, 03:39 PM
*Pre-show promo*

Tonight, I face Shuriken Blade in what should be billed as a match for the ages, and tonight it all begins, my mission...My mission to destroy each and everyone of my opponents one by one and Shuriken Blade, you chose to be victim #1. See you tonight, if you even survive....

Manabu
03-10-2011, 03:45 PM
*Pre-show promo*

Tonight, I face Shuriken Blade in what should be billed as a match for the ages, and tonight it all begins, my mission...My mission to destroy each and everyone of my opponents one by one and Shuriken Blade, you chose to be victim #1. See you tonight, if you even survive....

I know I posted a promo earlier so I cant say much on the matter, but all promos need to be sent to TJ

THEKEVINBRAND
03-10-2011, 03:47 PM
I know I posted a promo earlier so I cant say much on the matter, but all promos need to be sent to TJ

it's not a promo for the show it's to hype the show

TJHawkesybaby
03-10-2011, 03:49 PM
it's not a promo for the show it's to hype the show

Dude... read what ive put like 5 posts ago???

Let me do the promo shizzle for the shows and PM me any promos....???

Can you delete that post coz i have plans for tonight.... ;)!

Tommy Thunder
03-10-2011, 04:00 PM
*Pre-show promo*

Tonight, I face Shuriken Blade in what should be billed as a match for the ages, and tonight it all begins, my mission...My mission to destroy each and everyone of my opponents one by one and Shuriken Blade, you chose to be victim #1. See you tonight, if you even survive....

Dude!! What part of

"Right.............

You bunch of shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags!!!!!!

Im gonna say this once more................

SO LISTEN!!!!

PROMOS!!!!!! ARE TO BE PM'D TO ME FOR SHOWS.............

not posted on here anytime people feeli like it, Im not being a douche about it, can we please start doing this??????"

Don't you understand?!

Rich Cranium
03-10-2011, 04:04 PM
Dude!! What part of

"Right.............

You bunch of shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags!!!!!!

Im gonna say this once more................

SO LISTEN!!!!

PROMOS!!!!!! ARE TO BE PM'D TO ME FOR SHOWS.............

not posted on here anytime people feeli like it, Im not being a douche about it, can we please start doing this??????"

Don't you understand?!

Hungover? ;) - helps with deja vu -


Edit: Shlags, an Austin Powers term? Wait....that's shag!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-10-2011, 04:10 PM
Dude... read what ive put like 5 posts ago???

Let me do the promo shizzle for the shows and PM me any promos....???

Can you delete that post coz i have plans for tonight.... ;)!

i cant delete, but i will stop PM me if you have anytthing in mind for my character

THEKEVINBRAND
03-10-2011, 04:10 PM
Dude!! What part of

"Right.............

You bunch of shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags!!!!!!

Im gonna say this once more................

SO LISTEN!!!!

PROMOS!!!!!! ARE TO BE PM'D TO ME FOR SHOWS.............

not posted on here anytime people feeli like it, Im not being a douche about it, can we please start doing this??????"

Don't you understand?!

geez don't have a cow man

TJHawkesybaby
03-10-2011, 04:13 PM
Edit: Shlags, an Austin Powers term? Wait....that's shag!

shlaaaaaaaaaags is just a less offensive term for the word "Slag" which is basically a dirty bitch that likes to sleep with many MANY men lol!

Like.... maybe a Snooki type character lol!

Tommy Thunder
03-10-2011, 04:34 PM
geez don't have a cow man


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo&feature=related

Tommy Thunder
03-10-2011, 04:38 PM
shlaaaaaaaaaags is just a less offensive term for the word "Slag" which is basically a dirty bitch that likes to sleep with many MANY men lol!

Like.... maybe a Snooki type character lol!

And this is exactly what 'shlaaaag' is.

TJHawkesybaby
03-10-2011, 04:50 PM
Just thought i should share.....

I am currently writing tonight's show and it is going to be EPIC!!! if i do say so myself lol!

It may be pushing 3/3/11 for its goodness lol!

A few things have been chooped and changed so please dont moan and groan as some plans will be sorted VERY soon! Your time will come!

But it will be up in approx an hours time.... :)!

Enjoy xD!!!

Tommy Thunder
03-10-2011, 05:02 PM
Hungover? ;) - helps with deja vu -


Edit: Shlags, an Austin Powers term? Wait....that's shag!

Yes, I am hungover lol!

Tommy Thunder
03-10-2011, 05:03 PM
Just thought i should share.....

I am currently writing tonight's show and it is going to be EPIC!!! if i do say so myself lol!

It may be pushing 3/3/11 for its goodness lol!

A few things have been chooped and changed so please dont moan and groan as some plans will be sorted VERY soon! Your time will come!

But it will be up in approx an hours time.... :)!

Enjoy xD!!!

Can't WAIT for tonight!!

PandaMassacre
03-10-2011, 05:48 PM
Should be fun. (:

Manabu
03-10-2011, 06:24 PM
so where is it?

TJHawkesybaby
03-10-2011, 06:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qWxDHKAK4Y

(Pyro hitting above the ring then up the walkway to the ramp)

Welcome to tonight's show!!!! EWNCW Thursday Night INFERNO!!!! The only place to be... well.. on any night!!!

Tonight we see the participants in Sundays No Gut's No Glory PPV go head to head in different match ups... we don't know the order or who's in which one but I have a feeling this will be a good night of action!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-RmUB7YyHQ
(A white flash of pyro hits as we hear Tommy Thunders brand new entrance theme(

(cm) Tommy Thunder.... what a welcomed surprise! At least I didn't get cut of half sentence!

Thunder strolls the ramp side to side settling in the middle, all lights in the arena dim as his custom Gold Mic falls from the ceiling..

"I'm not going to beat around the bush here as I have a LOT to talk about. You may think I've come out here to address my opponent at Guts for Glory, the man who will, unsuccessfully might I add, try and take this Forum title away from me; Splattered Dreams!!" *crowd boos* "Haha!! No no no no NO!! We don't need to worry about that guy!!" *cheers* "He's not going to be a problem!! No i've come out here tonight to address a much BIGGER subject that is buzzing and generating a lot of talk in the wrestling world!!
APPARENTLY there's a new company has just started up on the shore's of New Jersey called JBW!! What the hell does that stand for? Just Bullshit Wrestling or something?!" *crowd roar* "And who in the right mind would set up a company on the Jersey Shore?! Oh so your little company is going to consist of a bunch of beach bums that you've dragged off the beach right?! Well I wish you good luck with building a wrestling company with that!! We here, only employ WRESTLING talent, and the BEST at that!!" *cheers* "People don't want to have to bear a second rate company. Why settle for second rate, when there is EWNCW?! We have the best talent here. We have the Japanese sensation; Manabu Nanahara!!" *crowd go crazy* "We have the most dominating stable in wrestling; GodMoney, which includes my unfortunate opponent at No Guts No Glory, Splattered Dreams!!" *crowd boo* "The hottest tag team in the wrestling world, Rich Cranium and BeardofZeus!!" *crowd boo* "And led by the highly respected Bodom!!" *again crowd boo* "I know they suck, but I respect them, as they are by far the best in the business!! We have TJ Hawkes!! We have Matt 'The Force' Elder and Tai 'Greatness' Night!! We have just witnessed on last week's show the debut of 2 of the hottest free agents going. In the shape of Shuriken Blade, we have on board a sensational talent that can and trust me WILL delight you and excite you!!" *crowd cheer* "And where do I begin with Kevin Matthews!! He was on his way in to JBW. He had verbally agreed a contract. But he then learned that he was to become, AND I QUOTE, 'the Zack Ryder of the company'!! Can you guys believe that?! WWETNA was actually going to make THE FUTURE Kevin Matthews a jobber!! You know what that tells me?! That tells me that JBW is a company ran by a lunatic!! Actually, you know what, it's just occurred to me, JBW is Jersey Shore meets Arkham Asylum!!" *crowd cheer*
These guys are the who, what, why, when, and where of the wrestling business Unlike the crap they call talent in JBW!!" *crowd roar* "But there is one defining factor that EWNCW has that JBW hasn't and will NEVER have!! He is the man that is the future of Sports entertainment, of entertainment itself, of the wrestling business all around the world!! And the man who clinically and effectively will retain this Forum title at No Guts No Glory!! TOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, THUNNNNNDERRRR!!!!................................ ............................ THUNNNNNNNNNDEEEEEERRR!!!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-RmUB7YyHQ

(The crowd erupts after those epic words from 'The Storm', and Thunder takes a minute to take in the applause with a wide grin on his face before leaving)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MfUHAtEkGU
Irken Invader makes his way slowly to the ring greeted warmly by this capacity crowd!

"Good evening everybody!!! (cheers) I just thought id pay my loyal EWNCW fans a visit and give you all the news your waiting for.... The card for No Guts, No Glory... our 2nd PPV event ever! in no particular order so far...

We will see.... Our EWNCW Champion Manabu Nanahara vs The Heartbreaker for the title!!!

Tommy Thunder take on Splattered Dreams for the Forum Title...

The tag of GodMoney go against The Force of Greatness for the newly formed World Tag Team Championships...

Obviously we will see some more added but Im keeping my cards close to my chest on this one... it WILL be worth waiting for!

Now for a bit of news on the negative side.... TheDevilsAdvocate and EWNCW have had to part ways... no hard feelings on either side the, he is involved in several promotions elsewhere and his priorities are those closer to home... im sure and I and all of you will gladly welcome him back anytime! Good luck TDA!!! (claps from crowd)

Now if I may go back to the PPV this Sunday....

Our roster is expanding by the week here at EWNCW, proven in our next match, so I have decided along with several respected members of our backroom staff to intorduce something that will not just benefit you fans but also the extensive amount of talent we have in our ranks.....

This Sunday we will the see the first ever match for the EWNCW International Championship, a brand new concept for our eFed.... this will a division for anyone and everyone.... big or small... tall or short... fat or motherfuckin thin!!!! (cheers) I have my competitors in mind.... and you lot will have to wait till Sunday!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MfUHAtEkGU
(the crowd goes ballistic as Irk walks to the back)

(cm)" What a bombshell... a NEW TITLE!!! damn this No Guts, No Glory PPV is going to be brilliant!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThPQepODHOA Here we see Gillz making his way to ring slapping hands and vaulting over the ropes into the ring... this guy is excitement personified!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMMnZcDnasQ A flash of pyro hits as we see an unfamiliar face.... the crowd dont know how to take this as the 6ft2 trim 215 pounder bowl to the ring...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOoyV_xzdk&feature=related

The mysterious competitor grabs a mic from the announcer...

"My name is Krystian Krysys.... To Gillz Im sorry dude I just had to show why im here and you were the unlucky one to get get caught up...! Ive heard lots of talk around that EWNCW is the place to be not only for the top class competition of the roster but also... you guys (points to crowd as they cheer) EWNCW ive heard has THE best fans in the world! And I hope to please you guys every week i come out here! Keep it clean!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMMnZcDnasQ

(cm)"WOW another addition to the roster!!! That was an impressive showing form Krystian Krysys!!!"

TJHawkesybaby
03-10-2011, 06:38 PM
It cuts to Bodom backstage with SD... Bodom explaining that he has some things on his things on his plate so cant come to ring with him tonight. SD says confidently he appreciates Bodoms sincerity but he can get the job done on his own. He pats Bodom on the back and walks off...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M_P2...eature=related Here comes The Heartbreaker with his "customary" Japanese flag.... as he gets to the ring he waves it in the air then snaps the pole across hos leg and launches it into the crowd... adding more fuel to Manabu's fire...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5IGLqk1y4 Splattered-Dreams comes to the ring to a hail of Boo's from this hyped up crowd... SD waves it off as if he enjoys the heat!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJ1ztcbLNo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M_P2...eature=related The Heartbreaker picks up the victory in quick form... SD did not comfortable out there tonight... maybe something Tommy Thunder can pick up on....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5IGLqk1y4 Rich Cranium comes to the ring receiving the same greeting as SD got earlier on... He enters the ring with a mic...

"So let me get this straight, we have a team called the Force of Greatness running around talking smack about the team of GodMoney. Well Matt and Tai, you better put on your big boy pants because Godmoney is tired of listening to that disease you have called diarrhea of the mouth. Matt, you talk about how handsome and clean you are, when we get done with you, aint no one gonna want your beat up ass, not even the neighborhood stray dog! When you step into the ring with Zeus and myself you best get on your knees and beg that we take it easy on you!
Those belts are meant to be around our waists so I'll finish this up short and sweet! The clock is ticking and Godmoney is ready to whoop your asses!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-RmUB7YyHQ The crowd erupts as the customary white pyro hits as we see our EWNCW Forum Champ Tommy Thunder stride to ring title around his waist...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-3WjSz5-0

SD comes down and attacks Tommy Thunder hitting the nail pretty cleanly on the head.... This Sunday things clearly will not be easy!!!

It cuts backstage as we see The Force of Greatness, Tai Night and Matt Elder suited and booted chilling in the green room, Bodom enters the room looking stern pointing fingers at the 2 of them... the pair look unflustered. As the mic gets close enough to hear what they are saying we catch the last of the convo... Tai Night "If you have problem "Big Man" go see Irk and im sure he'll gladly explain everything" the pair laugh as Bodom storms off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1ifyz5-Sw Here comes The Future Kevin Matthews! After last weeks epic entrance into the EWNCW we all expect big things from this guy....

"Tonight as i face and defeat Shuriken Blade, i'll have only one thing in mind and that's you Psycho Siaki. For two weeks now you've been trashing me on your broken television feed you guys call a network, and i'm guessing you must be happy that you haven't heard from me and saying 1 point for JBW. Well think again you Sonny Siaki ripoff, I'm here to state this, next week, right here on Inferno, I'm issuing you a challenge to show up here at EWNCW. Here you can finally see real men wrestle and witness an arena. Oh I forgot, you probably can't afford a car with your 10 dollar salary, so if you make it, mark my words i'll be waiting for you, that's if you're not crying to your hillbilly co-workers. So bring it on puti'o!...

Now onto my opponent tonight! As I said last week.... an open challenge to the whole EWNCW roster... I found myself staring at the one they call Shurikan Blade.... so lets get this thing out of the way... bring it on!!!"

(the whole arena stops and is silent for the entrance of Shurikan Blade....)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg&feature=player_embedded WHAT... this isn't Shurikan Blade....

Solla Mafoai makes his way through the smoke towards the ring... Matthews clearly pissed by this... as Solla enters the ring Matthews starts to lay into him...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmG_1rvTNu4

The Future Kevin Matthews gets the victory out of anger than anything else... wait....

The lights go out in the arena as wee see smoke filter down from the ramp..... once again everyones eyes are fixed for the entrance of him.... could it be..... all of a sudden a soptlight hits the rafters as we see the masked fugure high above the ring (the crowd erupt) there we see Shurikan Blade once again pointing at Matthews 30 ft below in the ring..... flashes of pyro hit at the ramp as the lights flash back on and Blade has gone....

(cm)"The Future Kevin Matthews is fuming, and so would I to be honest, Solla put a great performance!!! Its begs the question.... how are all these great talents going to fit in anywhere.... im sure the cream will rise to the top! Anyway next up in our final match we see our EWNCW World Champ take on one half of the GodMoney Tag TheBeardofZeus!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5IGLqk1y4 Zeus comes to ring cool, calm and collected... not the same as we can say for the crowd... hurling abuse at him... we see a sign in the crowd "WEAK LINK ZEUS"....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00h3bDaeUQ0 The crowd jumps to there feet for the welcome of the EWNCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Manabu Nanahara.... this guy might be small but he is a pocket rocket! You dont get to be champ else do ya really???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07PHlYccnP4

(finish- The Heartbreaker attempts to distract and aid Zeus for a win but gets caught with a kick to head allowing Manabu to hit Zeus with a Spinning Kamikaze)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00h3bDaeUQ0

There we have it!!! the EWNCW Champ gets the victory even with the odds stacked against him!!!

(cm)"This Sunday at No Gut's No' Glory we will see these guys and all the other guys for that matter gets there hands on each other!!! Join us Sunday night!!! We are showing ALL hows its done!!!"

Rich Cranium
03-10-2011, 06:45 PM
Awesome show! I'm looking forward to No Guts, No Glory!

Manabu
03-10-2011, 06:51 PM
Another amazing show!!! Really impressed with this one
just wondering, is TDA genuinly gone or is it part of a storyline?

The Brown One
03-10-2011, 07:30 PM
Good show, but if your'e company is the "#1 brand" like many of you said it is, then why take shots at a company that is "lower" than you? It makes it seem that you need to make everyone know that you have the biggest and best company.

Tommy Thunder
03-10-2011, 07:35 PM
Oh maaan this is good stuff!! Really can't wait for the ppv on Sunday now!!

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-10-2011, 07:42 PM
Good read, Good video selection, classic EWNCW. I loved this edition of EWNCW. Keep it up TJ!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-10-2011, 08:06 PM
Holy shit! awesome swerve :D

Tommy Thunder
03-10-2011, 08:13 PM
Holy shit! awesome swerve :D

Very Russo-esque I must say!!

SilverGhost
03-10-2011, 08:53 PM
Adding mystery to my character! Lol nice.

Tai Night
03-10-2011, 09:14 PM
Very good, very good. TJ I will send you a promo for them Fraud call GodMoney.

Rich Cranium
03-10-2011, 09:16 PM
Very good, very good. TJ I will send you a promo for them Fraud call GodMoney.

You should have stayed with, 'I'm gonna send you a PM TJ'. Muhahahaha!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-10-2011, 09:48 PM
Very Russo-esque I must say!!

Russo pulls it every week

THEKEVINBRAND
03-11-2011, 08:54 AM
I'm really looking forward in taking part in the best PPV this Sunday!

PandaMassacre
03-11-2011, 09:01 AM
Wooooooo! Way to go go... Brilliant show. xD I am kind of wasted so it seemed 100 x's better. I can't wait until' the PPV. Good luck Kevin.. (:

Tommy Thunder
03-11-2011, 09:37 AM
Wooooooo! Way to go go... Brilliant show. xD I am kind of wasted so it seemed 100 x's better. I can't wait until' the PPV. Good luck Kevin.. (:

This comment screams WIN!! Haha!!

CGBigMan
03-11-2011, 10:12 AM
Hope im in the PPV
well have to see

Rich Cranium
03-11-2011, 10:18 AM
Hope im in the PPV
well have to see

You can carry my robe from the ring to the back! ;)

thejman93
03-11-2011, 10:23 AM
Good job TJ; I always enjoy these shows even though I'm from "that other company."

CGBigMan
03-11-2011, 11:33 AM
Im sensing i feeling or being higher up than peopleO.o

TJHawkesybaby
03-11-2011, 12:48 PM
Good job TJ; I always enjoy these shows even though I'm from "that other company."

Dont matter where your from dude.... Good to know people are reading and enjoying!!!!

samoan619
03-11-2011, 01:59 PM
You can carry my robe from the ring to the back! ;)
LMAO

Good show EWNCW

THEKEVINBRAND
03-11-2011, 02:43 PM
Wooooooo! Way to go go... Brilliant show. xD I am kind of wasted so it seemed 100 x's better. I can't wait until' the PPV. Good luck Kevin.. (:

I hope you'll be reading :D

TJHawkesybaby
03-12-2011, 07:10 AM
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r192/hawkesybaby/2963785_f520-1.jpg

Tommy Thunder
03-12-2011, 07:47 AM
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r192/hawkesybaby/2963785_f520-1.jpg

I can't WAIT for this ppv!! Especially after the last Inferno!! I'll be having a big booze up tonight, as Wales are playing Ireland in the 6 Nations tournament!! So I'll wait in anticipation for my hangover cure tomorrow night (after playing Sunday league football in the afternoon which I'm not looking forward to doing while hungover!)!!
Can't WAIT to see the man that will retain his Forum Title.....TOOOOOOOOOMY THUNNNDEEERRR.....................thunnndeeeeer!!

TJHawkesybaby
03-12-2011, 08:02 AM
I can't WAIT for this ppv!! Especially after the last Inferno!! I'll be having a big booze up tonight, as Wales are playing Ireland in the 6 Nations tournament!! So I'll wait in anticipation for my hangover cure tomorrow night (after playing Sunday league football in the afternoon which I'm not looking forward to doing while hungover!)!!
Can't WAIT to see the man that will retain his Forum Title.....TOOOOOOOOOMY THUNNNDEEERRR.....................thunnndeeeeer!!

D acha Cymru!!!!

Tommy Thunder
03-12-2011, 08:09 AM
D acha Cymru!!!!

:D YES! I feel the best match of the tournament coming up, so I'm going to start drinking right away!!

TJHawkesybaby
03-12-2011, 08:17 AM
:D YES! I feel the best match of the tournament coming up, so I'm going to start drinking right away!!

I used to live in Newport dude, supported Wales (in rugby) since as long as I can remember, me dad took me to Cardiff Arms Park when i was like 4 or summat was just brilliant! I get shit loads of stick as my band mates are die hard England fans.... fuck em I say lol!

Tommy Thunder
03-12-2011, 08:23 AM
I used to live in Newport dude, supported Wales (in rugby) since as long as I can remember, me dad took me to Cardiff Arms Park when i was like 4 or summat was just brilliant! I get shit loads of stick as my band mates are die hard England fans.... fuck em I say lol!

Haha!! Awesome!! too bad that it looks like England will get the Grand Slam this year though :( I'm counting on Ireland beating them in the last game!!

Rich Cranium
03-12-2011, 08:43 AM
Haha!! Awesome!! too bad that it looks like England will get the Grand Slam this year though :( I'm counting on Ireland beating them in the last game!!

No Guts No Glory is a rugby PPV now? ;)

THEKEVINBRAND
03-12-2011, 10:25 AM
No Guts No Glory is a rugby PPV now? ;)

i gotta go buy some gear then

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-12-2011, 10:34 AM
That would be different..

Rich Cranium
03-12-2011, 10:43 AM
i gotta go buy some gear then

I don't think rugby players wear gear!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-12-2011, 10:48 AM
I don't think rugby players wear gear!

some do, depends where you are

THEKEVINBRAND
03-12-2011, 11:06 AM
WWTNA Mark just can't seem to understand the phrase we're done bashing each other, it just can't go through his hillbilly mind...hope you harvest some good shit tomorrow...

MattElder
03-12-2011, 01:20 PM
Other than the "Man Love Federation" what have i missed?

Rich Cranium
03-12-2011, 01:23 PM
Other than the "Man Love Federation" what have i missed?

The fact that you and Tai are in for a beatdown from GodMoney!

MattElder
03-12-2011, 01:37 PM
Ive been doin a bit of research and ive come accross a preview of JBW's ppv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwRQPuN3N2A

Please remember that we all need to give 110% as this is what we are up against

MattElder
03-12-2011, 01:40 PM
The fact that you and Tai are in for a beatdown from GodMoney!
I hope its for the tittle i could do with a new accessory

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-12-2011, 02:13 PM
I hope its for the tittle i could do with a new accessory

I don't think you can accomplish that from a beat down.

MattElder
03-12-2011, 02:15 PM
Fair point

TheBoogeyMan
03-12-2011, 03:05 PM
So when are you going to reveal to the Wrestling community, that i am not you normal average Samoan...I am an ALBINO.....very very unique indeed. I am the only one in existence.

The Brown One
03-12-2011, 03:47 PM
So when are you going to reveal to the Wrestling community, that i am not you normal average Samoan...I am an ALBINO.....very very unique indeed. I am the only one in existence.

I lold at this.

Rich Cranium
03-12-2011, 04:20 PM
We need rock stars since the other guys are all rappers!

WWTNA Mark
03-12-2011, 04:26 PM
We need rock stars since the other guys are all rappers!

Thats not a bad idea. I can see a Kurt Cobain type of character in EWNCW.

MattElder
03-12-2011, 04:29 PM
if youve got some lyrics in ya check out

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?5114-EWN-Raps

See if we can get us game on

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-12-2011, 06:05 PM
We need rock stars since the other guys are all rappers!

No organization can be complete without having their own Chris Jericho, eh?

Rich Cranium
03-12-2011, 06:22 PM
No organization can be complete without having their own Chris Jericho, eh?

http://static.userland.com/weblogsCom/images/maddogweblogscom/ASLIloveyou.jpg

THEKEVINBRAND
03-12-2011, 07:53 PM
Do we know the line up for the PPV tomorrow?

THEKEVINBRAND
03-12-2011, 11:02 PM
tonight, starts the new chapter of EWNCW, and my continuance of my path of destruction :D

Tai Night
03-12-2011, 11:50 PM
Tonight we see why I am the Greatest entity on the EWNCW roster!

Rich Cranium
03-12-2011, 11:57 PM
Tonight we see why I am the Greatest entity on the EWNCW roster!

GodMoney is gonna beatdown you and Matt!

Tai Night
03-13-2011, 12:19 AM
GodMoney is gonna beatdown you and Matt!

Nice to know Matt is back. Thought yo was dead for a sec. J/k...somewhat.

Anyhow, GodMoney might need to take a step back and think about what they are getting themselves into. Before then have their faith crush and have to file for bankruptcy. The Force Of Greatness is nothing to mess with Boy!

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 12:26 AM
Nice to know Matt is back. Thought yo was dead for a sec. J/k...somewhat.

Anyhow, GodMoney might need to take a step back and think about what they are getting themselves into. Before then have their faith crush and have to file for bankruptcy. The Force Of Greatness is nothing to mess with Boy!

Boy? You are calling me a boy? Anyways, hence our name Godmoney, we will never run out of cash! You and Elder better recognize the most dominant team ever!

Tai Night
03-13-2011, 12:44 AM
Boy? You are calling me a boy? Anyways, hence our name Godmoney, we will never run out of cash! You and Elder better recognize the most dominant team ever!

Well we will see what's up tonight!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-13-2011, 12:58 AM
do i sense a Beer Money vs MCMG type feud here? that would be awesome :D

Tommy Thunder
03-13-2011, 06:58 AM
HA! I know my opponent isn't around here anymore, but his stable sure aren't doing a good job in supporting him!! hey have a chance to win some gold tonight!!

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-13-2011, 07:02 AM
Good luck guys.

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 12:27 PM
What time is our PPV?

thejman93
03-13-2011, 12:38 PM
What time is our PPV?

Our JBW show is at 8 so it depends on if TJ wants to go up against us and TNA or not.

Bodom
03-13-2011, 12:39 PM
Against TNA?

thejman93
03-13-2011, 12:43 PM
Against TNA?

TNA has Victory Road tonight don't they? I'd imagine some folks who follow our e-feds won't be doing so tonight because of TNA. I thought the idea was to track the amount of views on our 2 PPV's as they were happening or did we scrap that?

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 12:48 PM
TNA has Victory Road tonight don't they? I'd imagine some folks who follow our e-feds won't be doing so tonight because of TNA. I thought the idea was to track the amount of views on our 2 PPV's as they were happening or did we scrap that?

It's been scrapped due to possible cheating.

thejman93
03-13-2011, 12:51 PM
It's been scrapped due to possible cheating.

Ahhhhh, probably a good idea.

Bodom
03-13-2011, 01:53 PM
TNA has Victory Road tonight don't they? I'd imagine some folks who follow our e-feds won't be doing so tonight because of TNA. I thought the idea was to track the amount of views on our 2 PPV's as they were happening or did we scrap that?

LOL I actually forgot that TNA has a PPV today.

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 02:06 PM
TJ, what time is No guts No Glory?

MattElder
03-13-2011, 02:20 PM
No im not dead Tai just had an accident and messed me hand up pretty bad but im all good now

And as for you Rich When The wrestling God and multi millionaire JBL took a dump and created GodMoney mother nature just leaked a sadistic smile. When she stopped smiling the skys opened with a thunderous storm of rain and sleet, winds shaking the ewn arena to the core....then she spoke
" No amount of money and no powers of a god can stop destiny, for i have created an unstoppable entity a force so great it could knock the beard from Zeus's ugly mug, A force so great its comes second to none through out the history of tag team wrestling!!!

I have created a Force of Greatness"

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 02:21 PM
TJ, what time is No guts No Glory?

My creative mind is working as you type dude! :) will be up in about an hour... give or take!

I wanna make sure this is right.....

All about the rasssslin tonight ladies n gents!

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 02:22 PM
No im not dead Tai just had an accident and messed me hand up pretty bad but im all good now

And as for you Rich When The wrestling God and multi millionaire JBL took a dump and created GodMoney mother nature just leaked a sadistic smile. When she stopped smiling the skys opened with a thunderous storm of rain and sleet, winds shaking the ewn arena to the core....then she spoke
" No amount of money and no powers of a god can stop destiny, for i have created an unstoppable entity a force so great it could knock the beard from Zeus's ugly mug, A force so great its comes second to none through out the history of tag team wrestling!!!

I have created a Force of Greatness"

Can someone fill Matty boy in on some thread niceties please lol!

CGBigMan
03-13-2011, 02:22 PM
I watched the rugby aswell
sad to see my home nation lose to our biggest rivals

MattElder
03-13-2011, 02:24 PM
Can someone fill Matty boy in on some thread niceties please lol!

D'oh is it cause i said crap? lol

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 02:26 PM
No im not dead Tai just had an accident and messed me hand up pretty bad but im all good now

And as for you Rich When The wrestling God and multi millionaire JBL took a dump and created GodMoney mother nature just leaked a sadistic smile. When she stopped smiling the skys opened with a thunderous storm of rain and sleet, winds shaking the ewn arena to the core....then she spoke
" No amount of money and no powers of a god can stop destiny, for i have created an unstoppable entity a force so great it could knock the beard from Zeus's ugly mug, A force so great its comes second to none through out the history of tag team wrestling!!!

I have created a Force of Greatness"

Since you have been gone, the fed rules are now to PM your promos to TJ.

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 02:26 PM
I watched the rugby aswell
sad to see my home nation lose to our biggest rivals

Know where you are?

THEKEVINBRAND
03-13-2011, 02:28 PM
TJ don't post now, WWTNA Mark is gonna post at aound 8pm EST and can steal some ideas, you know he reads this

MattElder
03-13-2011, 02:28 PM
yeah that wasnt a promo! lol! just letting Tai know ive still got is back

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 02:33 PM
TJ don't post now, WWTNA Mark is gonna post at aound 8pm EST and can steal some ideas, you know he reads this

Dude do you think im stupid??? ;) lol!

MattElder
03-13-2011, 02:36 PM
is TJ stupid? Poll ends after ppv
Please select an option

Yes o
No o

lol

THEKEVINBRAND
03-13-2011, 02:51 PM
Dude do you think im stupid??? ;) lol!

no never thought u were, WWTNA Mark is stupid for stealing ideas

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 02:55 PM
no never thought u were, WWTNA Mark is stupid for stealing ideas

Shhhhhh dude dont add anymore fuel to the fire.... just let them all get on with it man!

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 04:00 PM
This is going to be a great night! I just hope the site doesn't go to sh* with not only the feds going at it but the TNA PPV as well!

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 04:03 PM
This is going to be a great night! I just hope the site doesn't go to sh* with not only the feds going at it but the TNA PPV as well!

Dude I hope you lot enjoy it!!! Its gonna be a long one lol! Im very excited myself and im the one bloody writing it lol! The matches Ive chosen are pretty sweet too I might add... some good classics in there! Modern and old skool!!!

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeee canny wait like!!!"

MattElder
03-13-2011, 04:06 PM
lets get it on then

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 04:07 PM
lets get it on then

Elder, patience is a virtue my good friend!

MattElder
03-13-2011, 04:10 PM
ive had to wait longer than you guys lol! going back and reading the old ones just aint the same

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-13-2011, 04:22 PM
I wouldn't worry about the TNA ppv guys. Between both of our ppvs going on, I'd bet that EWN's buyrate will be bigger than thier's!!

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 04:33 PM
I wouldn't worry about the TNA ppv guys. Between both of our ppvs going on, I'd bet that EWN's buyrate will be bigger than thier's!!

I dont think WWTNA would be happy if he heard you sayin that dude lol....

And to be honest Im not bothered im just touching up the rough edges mate :)

miz AWESOME
03-13-2011, 04:44 PM
It must be ready by now TJ! Post it dude!

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-13-2011, 04:54 PM
TJ just said that he was doing the final touch-ups. Patience!!!

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 04:56 PM
TJ just said that he was doing the final touch-ups. Patience!!!

QFT! lol........... nearly done peeps ;)!

Im happy..... hopefully some of it isnt in bad taste :/!

Manabu
03-13-2011, 04:58 PM
QFT! lol........... nearly done peeps ;)!

Im happy..... hopefully some of it isnt in bad taste :/!

I personally wont be offended if there's anything about the recent disaster in Japan, as long as it's not meant as an insult
but Im sure it wont be :)
furthermore, My prayers go out to everyone affected by the tsunami

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 05:01 PM
I personally wont be offended if there's anything about the recent disaster in Japan, as long as it's not meant as an insult
but Im sure it wont be :)
furthermore, My prayers go out to everyone affected by the tsunami

Ive kinda wrote in my views on it all... subtly trying to stay in tune with whats trying to be achieved! My heart goes out to anyone affected by it man!!! I hate that shit!!!

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 05:06 PM
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r192/hawkesybaby/2963785_f520-2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJWAX6ey5k

As the PPV theme plays around the EWN Arena we see flashes and streaks of pyro hitting around the the screen making its way down the ramp and to the ring....

(cm)" Ladies and Gentleman... Welcome to EWNCW No Guts No Glory our 2nd PPV not just of this year but ever.... and I tell you something, you DO NOT wanna miss this for your life!!!...

On the card tonight....

The Force of Greatness Tai Night and Matt Elder take on the GodMoney tag of Rich Cranium and TheBeardofZeus for the inaugural Tag Team World Championships.... After weeks of to and throw behind the mic we get to see who can get the job done where it really matters in the ring....

Our esteemed general manager Mr Irk Invader has a surprise match for the newly for EWNCW International Championship I cannot WAIT to find out who is in this match, although I have my pick....

..... WAIT a second.... Ive just had this handed to me.... WHAT? NO WAY? tonight we will see something that has been boiling since 3/3/11 finally these 2 guys will get set free on each other..... Shurikan Blade will go one on one with... thats right, oh my god this will be epic, "The Future" Kevin Matthews..... (as the information is shown on the big screen the crowd go berserk)... My days Irk knows how to put on a show!!!

Another match I have been waiting for for a long time is for our Forum Championship.... the current champ Tommy, so good they named him twice, Thunder will get his hands on another GodMoney member Splattered-Dreams.... Bodom would love to see some gold around the waists of his members!

And finally.... The EWNCW World Heavyweight Championship match between our champ Manabu Nanahara and The Heartbreaker.... no only the belt is at stake here... also the pride of a whole nation!!!

This PPV im sure will put the chills up most people out there!!!

Lets pass to my broadcast colleague and new member to the EWNCW team.... John James..."

(JJ)"Good evening everyone lete me just start by saying what a pleasure it is to be a part of the EWNCW theres nowhere else I would rather be than here tonight! Please let introduce to you your EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion Manabu Nanahara...

John: So Manabu tonight you face the heartbreaker for the EWNCW title, how are you feeling about the match and your predictions please?

Manabu: The heartbreaker, he's been running his mouth off at me for days on end now, interrupting my matches thinking he really has a good chance at winning tonight! But every match of mine he's interfered, I've won! I've been chalking up my wins since I got here and as of yet have only lost one match. I've proved myself and I've proved I deserve this title, now the heartbreaker wants to come out and take it away from me? Lemme ask you JJ, what has the Heartbreaker done to even deserve a shot? He has no pride, he cares for no one but himself!
Now me, I'm doing this for the fans, I'm doing this for Japan I'm bringing pride to the beautiful country. This is for everyone who dreams of becoming a world champion, all the kids who sit there cheering me on, all the people who spent all their money just to watch me!
How can I let these people down? The ones who have been through everything with me, these people will watch me walk into the ring with my belt, and watch me walk away with this belt!
Tonight at No guts No Glory I retain my belt and show The Heartbreaker why he should have never even challenged me.
Heartbreaker's Guts Manabu's Glory! My thoughts go out to all my fellow country men at this sickening time! This is for you tonight!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MfUHAtEkGU (cm)"The man needs no introduction.... our main man Irk Invader!"

Irk comes slowly to ring holding a case in his right hand and a mic in his left.... he places the case on a plinth smack in the centre of the ring...

"Welcome to NO GUTS NO GLORY!!!! (crowd goes ballistic) What an amazing feeling in the air we have tonight in the EWN Arena.... Im sure im just about to add a lil sparkle to proceedings... if you know what I mean..." We hear the very familiar chant around the EWN Arena (IRK INVADER *clapclapclapclapclap*) as the loyal fans show there appreciation for the general manager. He slowly opens the case and brings out the brand new EWNCW International Championship belt... "Let me introduce to you what these next 2 guys will be fighting for... to be the first EVER International Champ.... and without further a due lets get this PPV STARTEEEEEEDDDD!!!!.... Let me introduce to you my first hand picked opponent for tonight...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMMnZcDnasQ (cm) "Holy shit!!! Its Krystian Krysys.... he only debuted on Thursday nights episode of Inferno.... Irk did say he had a surprise for us!!!" Krysys confidently comes to the ring looking obviously happy and excited with this opportunity on only his second showing in the company....

(Irk looking around at the shocked crowd) "Well I guess you guys didnt expect that did ya (smiling).... Well there we go thats the first one lets see who else we have lurking back in Gorilla shall we...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R8nqtomiRc The lights dim and the pyro hits in time with the music... it can only mean one guy... (cm)" Now this is what I expected myself... and looking at this match up my favourite!!! TJ HAWKES!!!!" The crowd explode as he emerges from the smoke at the top of the ramp in his customary crucifix stance!

(Irk) "So there we have it people.... This is what your fighting for... here's the ring to do it in... oh and boys... Play Nice ;)!"

Irk leaves the ring....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np-E7yGob4k&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEgIvC10Sv8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R8nqtomiRc

(cm)"THATS IT!!!! TJ Hawkes has done it!!!! After months of pain and punishment.... He has got some gold around his waist!!! He is our first EVER EWNCW International Champion!!! And I dont care if I say so he deserves every ounce of the plaudits!!! A great performance by both guys! What a match!!! Going back to his puroresu roots there!"

TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 05:07 PM
Cuts backstage...

Backstage in the locker room you could see Tai hitting and kicking a punching bag while Matt is doing pushups. John James enters the room...

JJ- “Tai, Matt I know you two are busy getting ready for your match with GodMoney tonight which decides our first EWNCW Tag Champions, but can I have a word.” Tai stops what he was doing turning to the small interviewer.

“I assume you want me to talk about what we are going to do tonight right?” Tai asked looking at the little man. He shook his head in agreement which cause's Tai to laugh a bit. “I thought so. Well I know that for the past few weeks or so GodMoney and us have been going back and forth with the trash talking and what not, now some was more entertaining than others, but God don’t answer all prayers nor can money buy everything.” Tai stop as the crowd gave off a loud pop and you could hear Matt laughing while he was still doing pushups.
“But tonight it’s not about that. Tonight it’s about putting everything on the line. Tonight it’s about me and Matt becoming the Tag Team Champions and showing what a real tag team is all about. See both me and Matt have climbed barehanded up mountains of scorching rocks to get where we are at right now. So if we got to push over one more flaming pebble to get what we want, then I don’t see us having too much of a problem. So because I am the Truth in that ring and Matt is the Law, you will see a match like none other. We are promising the fans tonight will indeed be a match you would skip out on your own mother's funeral just to see.” Tai throws up the mic which Matt catches as he is getting up.
“So when it is all said and done, the smoke has cleared and you see only two standing! You will know you've been hit by the Force of Greatness!” Matt said as he passed the mic back to Tai.
“GREATNESSSSSSS!” Tai said before dropping the mic leaving out the locker room with Matt while JJ looks into the camera!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5IGLqk1y4 Here comes the team of GodMoney Rich Cranium and TheBeardofZeus looking sufficiently pumped up followed to the ring by Bodom keeping an eye on his investments by the looks of things... The crowd hailing boo's at the 3 of them!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7f58lEQ1hI The Force of Greatness have arrived.... pyro hits as the pair stand gaping in the love from the EWN Arena crowd making there way to the ring high fiving and welcoming the crowd...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z-GJrRVZrg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg_DdcjKwXU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5IGLqk1y4 (finish) GodMoney have achieved there goal!!! This is not what we wanted to see!!! Bodom comes to the rescue of GodMoney providing the distraction for GodMoney to pick up the victory!!! Im sure we will not be hearing the last of this!

It cuts to the back of the arena as we see Tommy Thunder walking through the corridors making his way to the ring.... Its cuts to Bodom catching up with Splattered-Dreams in the GodMoney private room.... (B)"You ready big guy?" SD turns to him with a smile on his face... "Am I ready??? Do you use 20 dollar bills to wipe your ass....???" They both laugh as SD leaves the room....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWCLTBcLqIg Here he comes Splattered Dreams hits the ramp to his own entrance music... slightly different as he usually comes to ring using GodMoney's... He may be showing that he wants to do this on his own....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-RmUB7YyHQ A white flash of pyro hits as we hear Tommy Thunders music hit! The crowd jump to there feet in unison as he appears spotlight overhead at the top of the ramp.... The champ has arrived he storms to the ring belt around his waist....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkqhJpUOuwo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-RmUB7YyHQ There we have it people!!! Tommy Thunder retains his EWNCW Forum Title this time and what a match that was!!!! We see Bodom at the ramp and he does not look happy at all..... Tommy Thunder walks past him giving him a look that would kill.... cutting back to SD laying pretty much motionless in the ring...

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TJHawkesybaby
03-13-2011, 05:07 PM
The lights go out in the arena.... pitch black engulfs the place.... as we see a soft blue lighting fill the ramp....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrvlNp7i2Yk&feature=player_embedded

The crowd start to cheer as they can see the dark faced mystery that is Shurikan Blade at the top of the ramp making his way slowly to the ring... the audience in awe of this demonic character... flames and pyro go if in the background as he vaults over the top rope into the ring.... the lights come back on as if under his command...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1ifyz5-Sw&feature=player_embedded The lights strobe as we see "The Future" Kevin Matthews explode onto the ramp the crowd showing a split in there reactions.... you have to bare in mind 2 of the most talked about guys on the roster are just about to throw down there will be a divide...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COXn8QoyC2Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDOH3d78tQ&feature=fvwrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrvlNp7i2Yk&feature=player_embedded

What an encounter we have just witnessed!!!! Shurikan Blade picks up the victory... these guys just left everything out there on the matt!!!! Kevin Matthews should not be dissapointed with that at all!!! What a match!!! You really dont see any action like this in any other company, eFed, international show.... nowhere!!!

(cm)"Next up we see the culmination of weeks of frustration and pent up anger.... the pride of a nation vs the pride of one man!!! Manabu Nanahara takes on The Heartbreaker for the EWNCW World Heavyweight Chapionship..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MfUHAtEkGU What why the hell is Irk coming out.... Irk comes to the ramp with mic in hand....."I just thought id come and say, as i forgot earlia, that this next match for the EWNCW World title will be NO DQ!!!" The crowd explode at the news he has let loose!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M_P2...eature=related The Heartbreaker comes to the ring to a chorus of Boo's from the crowd as he arrives holding aloft the Japanese flag.... possibly in very bad taste....! He leaves the flag embedded in the grate on the top of ramp... maybe as mark of respect for the current issues.... The Heartbreaker showing at least an ounce of compassion!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00h3bDaeUQ0 Here he comes our EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion!!!! He approaches the flag stuck in the ramp and gets down on a knee in front of it kissing it as he stands... bows and turns to the ring and explodes after The Heartbreaker.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQtpJDawlY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00h3bDaeUQ0 WHAT! A! MATCH! We have just witnessed here!!!!! Manabu Nanahara keeps hold of his title!!! Im surprised these guys are still standing!


(cm)"There we have it folks! What a night of entertainment inside and out of the ring!!! I personally cannot wait till Thursday nights episode of Inferno!!! Questions will be answered.... and asked im sure!

...But for tonight thank you for watching! Live EWNCW!!! The ONLY eFed!!!

Manabu
03-13-2011, 05:19 PM
Havent watched all the matches yet but you've really bested yourself TJ! this has topped all infernos and blood for treasure!
Glad to see a mistico video and a hardcore match! nice addition of the japan part at the end of my promo btw ;)

MattElder
03-13-2011, 05:38 PM
God damn Godmoney!!!! great show TJ

Tommy Thunder
03-13-2011, 05:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMA84wqZLWo

Insert Tommy Thunder where appropriate!!

Best show so far by far!! Makes me proud to be part of this E-Fed :')

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 05:49 PM
Great job dude!

SilverGhost
03-13-2011, 06:15 PM
That was a great show dude! Not saying because of Shurikens win but the whole card was dead on awesome.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-13-2011, 08:10 PM
That was a great show dude! Not saying because of Shurikens win but the whole card was dead on awesome.

i agree, i may have lost but SG was the better man tonight cant wait for inferno

THEKEVINBRAND
03-13-2011, 09:47 PM
Apparently JBW booked Chicago's WalMart for their Self-Destruct PPV lol...I'm guessing they want to die earlier than I thought with that name HA! http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/JBW%20PPV%20LOGOS/12e76993867.gif?t=1300069997

And to WWTNA Mark, since your rebuttal to me these days are the one gun salutes here's one to you

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_29_shKT4Elw/TUMP_fLy3qI/AAAAAAAALho/pEK_nfXuqxg/s400/stone-cold-steve-austin-flipping-bird.jpg

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-13-2011, 10:45 PM
Fantastic show TJ. There is one thing though that doesn't really matter because no one even noticed it, but the GodMoney vs MattElder and Tai Night match was in fact two different matches. I don't know if you meant for that to happen or not, but if you didn't I understand because both videos were made by the same uploader. Like I said, it doesn't really matter at all and it didn't affect the show one bit, but I just thought I would let you know.

Tai Night
03-13-2011, 11:05 PM
Fantastic show TJ. There is one thing though that doesn't really matter because no one even noticed it, but the GodMoney vs MattElder and Tai Night match was in fact two different matches. I don't know if you meant for that to happen or not, but if you didn't I understand because both videos were made by the same uploader. Like I said, it doesn't really matter at all and it didn't affect the show one bit, but I just thought I would let you know.

Notice that too. But damn it Matt we was that damn close! Great PPV though TJ

MattElder
03-14-2011, 02:08 AM
Yeah i also noticed but thats not what mattered! we were robbed Tai!

The Brown One
03-14-2011, 02:21 AM
Well done TJ! It was a good PPV. I didn't know much about/wasn't interested in The force of Greatness before, but tonight that changed, in the locker room segment. Brilliantly done! The rest was well written too.

MattElder
03-14-2011, 02:40 AM
Well done TJ! It was a good PPV. I didn't know much about/wasn't interested in The force of Greatness before, but tonight that changed, in the locker room segment. Brilliantly done! The rest was well written too.

Not knowing about the Force of Nature?! my word Brown one i think me and Tai will need to rethink our international profiling

The Brown One
03-14-2011, 02:59 AM
Not knowing about the Force of Nature?! my word Brown one i think me and Tai will need to rethink our international profiling

I started getting involved in the e-feds quite late after the inception of EWNCW, and The Forces of Whatever's debut(sorry, I don't know what you guys were called). But tonight, you earned my respect. I thought the only good team in EWNCW was GodMoney, but you guys proved that you have much more going for yourselves then them.

Tai Night
03-14-2011, 08:28 AM
Me and Matt been here since the first show. Just that we was doing our own thing at the time. Now we have come together to take out the rest.

TJHawkesybaby
03-14-2011, 09:09 AM
I started getting involved in the e-feds quite late after the inception of EWNCW, and The Forces of Whatever's debut(sorry, I don't know what you guys were called). But tonight, you earned my respect. I thought the only good team in EWNCW was GodMoney, but you guys proved that you have much more going for yourselves then them.

Dont even think about it TBO.... ;) lol!

Rich Cranium
03-14-2011, 09:50 AM
Just in a general response to more of the diarrhea spilled out by Tai and Matt - note this is in good fun, nothing personal -

GodMoney are EWNCW originals! We have built this company brick by.......wait....this is a E fed so let me rephrase....we have built this company byte by byte! In other words, we deserve to be champs!

*Not a promo or anything for a show.

thejman93
03-14-2011, 10:04 AM
Great PPVs from both companies. TJ, well done bud.

MattElder
03-14-2011, 02:04 PM
Just in a general response to more of the diarrhea spilled out by Tai and Matt - note this is in god fun, nothing personal -

GodMoney are EWNCW originals! We have built this company brick by.......wait....this is a E fed so let me rephrase....we have built this company byte by byte! In other words, we deserve to be champs!


*Not a promo or anything for a show.

Byte by byte! lol love it! we shall meet again and till that day byte my ass!

Tommy Thunder
03-14-2011, 02:20 PM
Can't wait for the post-ppv Inferno!! I'm in a ranting mood, so let me know if you need a promo or whatever TJ!!

The Brown One
03-14-2011, 02:30 PM
Dont even think about it TBO.... ;) lol!

Think about what?

Side note: Congrats on hitting 1000 posts TT :D

PandaMassacre
03-14-2011, 02:32 PM
Go Shuriki!

MattElder
03-14-2011, 02:34 PM
TJ wipe your inbox dude

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-14-2011, 03:19 PM
Byte by byte! lol love it! we shall meet again and till that day byte my ass!

I got a good laugh from that.

Tommy Thunder
03-14-2011, 03:41 PM
Think about what?

Side note: Congrats on hitting 1000 posts TT :D

Thanks man! Been working towards that one for a while lol!! Next target: top 10!!