EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[K2Jelly]

When we right promos for shows, do the admins specify what we have to write? If not, I can start writing right now.

[Tommy Thunder]

When we right promos for shows, do the admins specify what we have to write? If not, I can start writing right now.

If you start writing now, I expect at least a novel ready for Monday night Rage!
I kid!
Either me or eboy will be sending out pm's with promo instructions once we've decided on the final card for Monday.

[Grind_Bastard]

When we right promos for shows, do the admins specify what we have to write? If not, I can start writing right now.

We call ourselves creative, not admins LOL.

And yes, we normally give instructions, for fitting the feud. But they are simple and you can elaborate as much as you want, as far as you include what we told ya.

[Grind_Bastard]

Ninja'd! LOL

[K2Jelly]

Thanks guys!
*warms up fingers*

[Vegas]

Mr. thunder should check his inbox :)

[Rich Cranium]

Don't forget that special thing is gonna be alive!

[Grind_Bastard]

Don't forget that special thing is gonna be alive!

Frankenstein's monster?

[Cena]

Mr. thunder should check his inbox :)

IC: You lucky you no on me show! I let you go now!

[Tommy Thunder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FDvTzh8Lhk
http://www.big13.net/Achorman%20photos/Burgandy.jpeg

After an incredible thursday night Inferno, EWNCW fans can now get involved by helping to choose the name of our next ppv!! The poll has just opened, and is awaiting YOUR vote right here

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?10819-EWNCW-next-ppv

So get voting NOW!!

[Vegas]

Hmmm we have been given permission to com to EWNCW? Lovely, they have so many tasty choices for me and my dear brother. I do hope you all will allow us to taste your red juice, otherwise you will force us to take it by force, which we have no problem doing. I wonder how long it will take for us to taste you all? I hope not long, as we grow tired of drinking each others red juice. Well until we meet i bid you a farewell

[SilverCena]

Inferno was tight but Rage is where it's at since the REAL champ is there!

Wassup BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII?!

[Vegas]

Geez this place is dead for it being a show day

[AirBourne]

IC: Well Bloodstone, that's what happens when he aren't on the show eh? The fans on Inferno miss me. ;)

[Vegas]

IC: Well Bloodstone, that's what happens when he aren't on the show eh? The fans on Inferno miss me. ;)

IC: And you say my ego is huge?

[Rich Cranium]

Make sure you all cast your votes!



For Fallout!

[AirBourne]

IC: Well, your ego is lot bigger then you, and that's saying something. The fans love me, I respect them and fight every match for them. I've deserved to be egotistic a bit. But once I win that title from you, this, "ego" will be questioned by no one.

[Vegas]

IC: Well, your ego is lot bigger then you, and that's saying something. The fans love me, I respect them and fight every match for them. I've deserved to be egotistic a bit. But once I win that title from you, this, "ego" will be questioned by no one.

IC: Hold it, what makes you think you'll win the title? I beat four guys to get the strap and i don't plan on letting go. As for my ego being bigger than me, i keep it in check. I repsect these fans and wrestle for them every night, Don't you dare say otherwise

[AirBourne]

IC: Hold it, what makes you think you'll win the title? I beat four guys to get the strap and i don't plan on letting go. As for my ego being bigger than me, i keep it in check. I repsect these fans and wrestle for them every night, Don't you dare say otherwise

IC: Bloodstone, let's get one thing straight. I respect you, yes, I do, you did win that title at DC, one of them being me, yes. But I know why you would lose the title, because you would be facing me 1v1, not in a five way match, 1v1. That is why, you are half the size of me, I would destroy you and flatten you and make you part of the ring. That is what would happen if you faced me alone. You faced 4 other people, you didn't pin me. I didn't lose the match, someone else did, not me. Keep that in mind, so if you face me 1v1 for that title, I promise you it will not be easy, and you most likely would lose that "strap". Now, regarding the fans, you don't respect them, I take most of my time of all of my days with the fans, talk to them, connect with them, listen to them, and respect them. I fight for the fans, you laughed at me when I had the shirt made for them, promoting me winning the title, winning it for them. Which I may add, is the most popular item sold by this company since it got added and is sold out right now unfortunately. You don't know what it means to fight for these fans, to be, for the fans. So I do say otherwise, and the fans have said that to me. So don't threaten me for saying something other then you say when the people you talk about, say otherwise as well. Don't lie, you aren't good at it. Don't EVER lie and speak for the fans, you don't understand them and fight for them like I do, and they don't think you deserve that title but I defend you and say you do, but I think I deserve it just as much, and if push comes to shove and I get my chance 1v1 to fight for that title, I would win it from you.

[Kingstrem]

Ahem, I have a few things to say...
First, thank you Vegas for that vote of confidence.
SECOND...I will like to do a team of tag with anyone if interested, just pm me.
and FINALLY...
IC: Tonight, it is just a stepping stone. There will be more mutinies to come. Everone is put on notice, you get in my way of gold, I will behead you. LONG...LIVE...THE...KING

[Cena]

IC: Bloodstone, let's get one thing straight. I respect you, yes, I do, you did win that title at DC, one of them being me, yes. But I know why you would lose the title, because you would be facing me 1v1, not in a five way match, 1v1. That is why, you are half the size of me, I would destroy you and flatten you and make you part of the ring. That is what would happen if you faced me alone. You faced 4 other people, you didn't pin me. I didn't lose the match, someone else did, not me. Keep that in mind, so if you face me 1v1 for that title, I promise you it will not be easy, and you most likely would lose that "strap". Now, regarding the fans, you don't respect them, I take most of my time of all of my days with the fans, talk to them, connect with them, listen to them, and respect them. I fight for the fans, you laughed at me when I had the shirt made for them, promoting me winning the title, winning it for them. Which I may add, is the most popular item sold by this company since it got added and is sold out right now unfortunately. You don't know what it means to fight for these fans, to be, for the fans. So I do say otherwise, and the fans have said that to me. So don't threaten me for saying something other then you say when the people you talk about, say otherwise as well. Don't lie, you aren't good at it. Don't EVER lie and speak for the fans, you don't understand them and fight for them like I do, and they don't think you deserve that title but I defend you and say you do, but I think I deserve it just as much, and if push comes to shove and I get my chance 1v1 to fight for that title, I would win it from you.

IC: You do too much talky talk! I recruit you for Cobra Army official spokesperson, ok? Together, we take down the Bloodstoner and Kingfish! Kingfisher used to be private but I kick him out for doing the harrassment deal on me! We do training 8am to 6pm in Icy mountains of Iceland, then I take you don slippery slopes where there is 7-11 at bottom for coffee. This one no sell the slurpie so no tongue stickies! Next, I take you to Cobra palace where you see if you lucky the new mantle i install for future shiny gold belts! Also, you get the sled for the dogs and you train to build the endurance for possible match with William Catlin! He like the beer but he no like the Vodka! In Cobra Army we drink the Vodka like men! I put Tommy Thunder through training and now he icon in fed! Billy McCarter is good at dog sleds! Karson Krisys is ok with match for fire but he no like the vodka so he eat worm from tequila bottle and he siphon alcohol to put in cup for warming time!

[Cena]

I going to make them tap out!

[Rich Cranium]

*Looks at calendar* uhhh you are a day early lol

Better early than late?

[AirBourne]

IC: You do too much talky talk! I recruit you for Cobra Army official spokesperson, ok? Together, we take down the Bloodstoner and Kingfish! Kingfisher used to be private but I kick him out for doing the harrassment deal on me! We do training 8am to 6pm in Icy mountains of Iceland, then I take you don slippery slopes where there is 7-11 at bottom for coffee. This one no sell the slurpie so no tongue stickies! Next, I take you to Cobra palace where you see if you lucky the new mantle i install for future shiny gold belts! Also, you get the sled for the dogs and you train to build the endurance for possible match with William Catlin! He like the beer but he no like the Vodka! In Cobra Army we drink the Vodka like men! I put Tommy Thunder through training and now he icon in fed! Billy McCarter is good at dog sleds! Karson Krisys is ok with match for fire but he no like the vodka so he eat worm from tequila bottle and he siphon alcohol to put in cup for warming time!

IC: I appreciate the offer, but no thanks. I don't align myself with people the fans don't like, which is you. Sorry.

[Cena]

IC: I appreciate the offer, but no thanks. I don't align myself with people the fans don't like, which is you. Sorry.

IC: That is ok but not good move. If you change mind you call me. I in process of recruiting Lansdale. He good for Army cause he no things no one know! He speak in funny ways that makes head spin! I no understand him but his way of doing the talk will beat challenge with mind crush!

[AirBourne]

IC: That is ok but not good move. If you change mind you call me. I in process of recruiting Lansdale. He good for Army cause he no things no one know! He speak in funny ways that makes head spin! I no understand him but his way of doing the talk will beat challenge with mind crush!

IC: I'd consider you if you were on the right side, on the fan's side. But good luck with your future endeavors if you choose to stay on the side you are on now. If you decide to change your ways, call me.

[Krysys]

Better early than late?

This is true

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Billy McCoy: The reason Mark Dimensions gets people fighting in the audiences is because they would rather die than here him talk! but actually Dimensions vs McCoy is going to tear down the house


IC as Mark Dimension: Tear The House Down and I'm Going to Built it Back Up into My own Creation
Right After Kicking your Ass in the Ring and have you Feel First Hand, Hand of my wrath
I Don't Need to Talk People Know to Fight to Experience Relief in Not Caring about LiFe
With my mind set as that, I wouldn't care about punishing the international champion

[Krysys]

Hmmm we have been given permission to com to EWNCW? Lovely, they have so many tasty choices for me and my dear brother. I do hope you all will allow us to taste your red juice, otherwise you will force us to take it by force, which we have no problem doing. I wonder how long it will take for us to taste you all? I hope not long, as we grow tired of drinking each others red juice. Well until we meet i bid you a farewell

Dear brother, do no be so eager, we will soon have the chance to taste them all. We should enjoy the opportunity that has been presented to us, for it is not everyday that we are presented with dozens of red juice bags just waiting to be drained. Just be patient for soon we will have everything we crave

[Cena]

IC as Mark Dimension: Tear The House Down and I'm Going to Built it Back Up into My own Creation
Right After Kicking your Ass in the Ring and have you Feel First Hand, Hand of my wrath
I Don't Need to Talk People Know to Fight to Experience Relief in Not Caring about LiFe
With my mind set as that, I wouldn't care about punishing the international champion

IC: You join my Army! I make you secret weapon against the machine!

[chunkkynutzzz]

To those NOT in Creative. December, EVERYTHING changes!

What does this Mean , I Will Get Updates on this matter on an upcoming

BLACKLIST BULLETIN!

[Krysys]

What does this Mean , I Will Get Updates on this matter on an upcoming

BLACKLIST BULLETIN!

Must wait and see like everyone else :)

[Torphy]

I think i'm going to have to invent the time machine, so that I can skip forward a week to the next edition of inferno! Definitely glad i got involved now, love reading through everyones promo's.

[Keith_Stone]

Just read Inferno, and it was a great show. Interesting to see the direction everybody's are going in.
Looking forward to Rage already!

Oh, and I voted 'Rise from the Ashes' as my ppv choice!

[CGBigMan]

Yay two of my suggestion are in for voting and 1 is doing well

Great Inferno btw

[CGBigMan]

To those NOT in Creative. December, EVERYTHING changes!

I feel stupid
but why?

[Kingstrem]

By the way, what do you guys think of the new theme music?

[Tommy Thunder]

By the way, what do you guys think of the new theme music?

Pretty cool IMO.

[Torphy]

By the way, what do you guys think of the new theme music?

Yeah not a bad change at all.

[CGBigMan]

So Billy and strem have changed music
Maybe i should too?

[Grind_Bastard]

By the way, what do you guys think of the new theme music?

It suits the character well, but not my daily cup of tea. But you can guess that by my nickname and the theme that inpired it LOL.

Anyway, I prefer this one because it's your choice, the previous I'm not that sure.

[Tommy Thunder]

So Billy and strem have changed music
Maybe i should too?

You should only change your theme if you feel you need to.
For example, I changed mine because I changed my gimmick.

[CGBigMan]

You should only change your theme if you feel you need to.
For example, I changed mine because I changed my gimmick.

makes sense
Ill consider it later

[CGBigMan]

Lol funnily my theme currently is my second one
in my 1st match i9 used bullet for my valentine the last fight untill i turned heel
and ive had a period of not having a theme at all

[Kingstrem]

It suits the character well, but not my daily cup of tea. But you can guess that by my nickname and the theme that inpired it LOL.

Anyway, I prefer this one because it's your choice, the previous I'm not that sure.

IC: I actually picked my first theme to, A Day To Remember is one of my favorite bands but Hollywood Undead's song is kinda how my King Strem persona is

[Grind_Bastard]

You should only change your theme if you feel you need to.
For example, I changed mine because I changed my gimmick.

So, you Ok with McManus announcig you as "The Storm"?


IC: I actually picked my first theme to, A Day To Remember is one of my favorite bands but Hollywood Undead's song is kinda how my King Strem persona is

Ok, I just remember someone from creative said you were debuting the "A Day to Remmeber" song but never mentioned it was your choice (I suppose I should had figured it out)
----------

IC as Spanish Love Machine: See? I just kicked Stan!!!!

[Tommy Thunder]

So, you Ok with McManus announcig you as "The Storm"?

Yes, why wouldn't I be? lol

[Grind_Bastard]

Yes, why wouldn't I be? lol

Since you said you changed your gimmick...

[Rich Cranium]

Since you said you changed your gimmick...

Excuse me for not getting the memo but are we supposed to be reinventing ourselves here? I really want to stay the same if that's ok.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

"Why reinvent the wheel?"

[Torphy]

Juuuuust a quick question buds, as we're having our own Heavyweight title on Inferno, will we be getting an Ignition equivalent as well, or will the international title be considered as such?

[Cena]

Juuuuust a quick question buds, as we're having our own Heavyweight title on Inferno, will we be getting an Ignition equivalent as well, or will the international title be considered as such?

IC: You no worry about that! Those shiny belts go on my mantle for salute time at 0600!

[Torphy]

IC: You no worry about that! Those shiny belts go on my mantle for salute time at 0600!

IC as Lansdale: I might have taken you seriously had you not found yourself under my heel on Inferno, do yourself a favour a go back to working at Disney World before you get hurt.

[Tommy Thunder]

Since you said you changed your gimmick...

I did. I started out like the Mr Anderson-like 'Must see MVP' Tommyyyyyyyy Thunnnnnndeeeeerrr........ Thunnnnndeeeeeerr.

I'm now the more rebel-ish, controversial CM Punk-like character known as 'The Storm'.

You must have noticed that i don't do the 'Tommy thunder.....Thunder' thing any more, and that I don't refer to the fans as VIP's.


Excuse me for not getting the memo but are we supposed to be reinventing ourselves here? I really want to stay the same if that's ok.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

"Why reinvent the wheel?"

What you do with your character is entirely up to you man.
I changed my gimmick as such because the gimmick I'm using now fits in with the whole 'me leaving' thing.

[Grind_Bastard]

Juuuuust a quick question buds, as we're having our own Heavyweight title on Inferno, will we be getting an Ignition equivalent as well, or will the international title be considered as such?

Nop, Ignition title (and tag title) are defended in both shows.

[Tommy Thunder]

Juuuuust a quick question buds, as we're having our own Heavyweight title on Inferno, will we be getting an Ignition equivalent as well, or will the international title be considered as such?

Here's the title situation:

Inferno:
EWNCW title
International title

Rage:
World Heavyweight title
new title TBD

Dueal branded titles:
EWNCW tag team titles
Ignition title

[Torphy]

Nop, Ignition title (and tag title) are defended in both shows.

Thanks matey, cleared that right up for me!

[Torphy]

Here's the title situation:

Inferno:
EWNCW title
International title

Rage:
World Heavyweight title
new title TBD

Dueal branded titles:
EWNCW tag team titles
Ignition title

And you Tommy, both very helpful!

[eboy]

You should only change your theme if you feel you need to.
For example, I changed mine because I changed my gimmick.

I changed mine because it was Destiny's Calling and I was coming back from Injury

[Rich Cranium]

I changed mine because it was Destiny's Calling and I was coming back from Injury

Alright! Drain Bamage is setting in! Rich cannot process or handle overload! Must abort at first opportunity!

*Sets off to look for greener pastures* RC: Hello, anyone looking for help?!

[Rich Cranium]

I feel stupid
but why?

Are You Serious?

[Vegas]

Hmmm people from Rage and Inferno can compete for the Ignition Championship? Awesome, more people for Bloodstone to prove his self

IC: Bring it on, i'll take on everyone!

[Rich Cranium]

Alright! Drain Bamage is setting in! Rich cannot process or handle overload! Must abort at first opportunity!

*Sets off to look for greener pastures* RC: Hello, anyone looking for help?!

This is one big mindF*CK! Must escape!

[Tommy Thunder]

This is one big mindF*CK! Must escape!

Are you feeling ok? You're starting to worry me!

[AirBourne]

Hmmm people from Rage and Inferno can compete for the Ignition Championship? Awesome, more people for Bloodstone to prove his self

IC: Bring it on, i'll take on everyone!

IC: I'm right here Bloodstone, we never finished our talk last night. But regardless, if need be, I'll let my wrestling do the talking and destroy you that way.

[Rich Cranium]

Are you feeling ok? You're starting to worry me!

Yeah, the emergency exit is calling.

[Tommy Thunder]

Yeah, the emergency exit is calling.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo

[SilverCena]

SilverCena is in the HOUSE! Hailing from the rough streets of Silverbury, Silverado! Somebody STOP ME!

[chunkkynutzzz]

SilverCena is in the HOUSE! Hailing from the rough streets of Silverbury, Silverado! Somebody STOP ME!


IC as Mark Dimenson: Please ,Somebody Anybody on RaGe Please Do.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Are You Serious?

Yo Rich I Got a Very Serious Question I need answered from you??? And I'm not kidding when I ask this!

[Rich Cranium]

Yo Rich I Got a Very Serious Question I need answered from you??? And I'm not kidding when I ask this!

PM me this astronomical question and I'll do my best to get you a serious answer.

[SilverCena]

IC as Mark Dimenson: Please ,Somebody Anybody on RaGe Please Do.

IC: If you got what it takes, then earn a match against me and I'll throw you a bone! You down with it BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!

[SouthernBlood]

Im coming. The hand of Darkness shall not judge.

[Rich Cranium]

Im coming. The hand of Darkness shall not judge.

I sent you a PM Lynard. Sweet Home Alabama!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: If you got what it takes, then earn a match against me and I'll throw you a bone! You down with it BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!


IC as Mark Dimension: You Know I Got Exactly What it Takes and If I Show you it will Be Your Bones I Will Be Throwing
Too Bad your on RaGe and I'm On InFerno ,But 1 day our paths will Cross
Since For Now Your too Afraid to Defend on Both Shows (laughs at the champ)
The world heavyweight Champ is Here?where" ...that's Right on RaGe.
I will Dominate and Accomplish my Goals and that's to be Company Champion EwncW Title on my waist andMost Importantly
International Champion of Across The whole World
Then
Then
What will be Your Choice
Me ...The Only!

[chunkkynutzzz]

PM me this astronomical question and I'll do my best to get you a serious answer.

Simple enough to ask here and its, ....

Wats up !

[Rich Cranium]

Simple enough to ask here and its, ....

Wats up !

*Looks around at ceiling* A popcorn style finish painted white, a light, and that's pretty much it.

[Russo swerve]

IC: Inferno's new hot superstar is here and tommy thunder u stuck your nose were it didnt belong junior.

[eboy]

IC: Inferno's new hot superstar is here and tommy thunder u stuck your nose were it didnt belong junior.

IC as Billy McCoy: Id watch out pal theres alot of Big toes you could step on here on Inferno just be carefull not to get in too deep and show some respect Junior

[Torphy]

IC as Billy McCoy: Id watch out pal theres alot of Big toes you could step on here on Inferno just be carefull not to get in too deep and show some respect Junior

Ic as Lansdale: As much as it pains me to agree with the talking chimpanzee, you need to show a little respect. You are in the presence of true greatness, of the one, and only.. Mr Arthur Lansdale.

[K2Jelly]

IC as Billy McCoy: Id watch out pal theres alot of Big toes you could step on here on Inferno just be carefull not to get in too deep and show some respect Junior

OOC: Russo swerve? Respectful? N*gga please! I don't think that's possible. :p

[Russo swerve]

IC as Billy McCoy: Id watch out pal theres alot of Big toes you could step on here on Inferno just be carefull not to get in too deep and show some respect Junior

IC: this is between me and tommy so show some respect and butt out JUNIOR!!!!!

[eboy]

Ic as Lansdale: As much as it pains me to agree with the talking chimpanzee, you need to show a little respect. You are in the presence of true greatness, of the one, and only.. Mr Arthur Lansdale.

OOC: Lol Hahahahahahaha

IC as Billy McCoy: um prove yourself in the ring and people will take notice of you!

IC: this is between me and tommy so show some respect and butt out JUNIOR!!!!!

IC as Billy McCoy: Dont get all Gen Me on me and just take the advice

[Torphy]

OOC: Lol Hahahahahahaha

IC as Billy McCoy: um prove yourself in the ring and people will take notice of you!


IC as Billy McCoy: Dont get all Gen Me on me and just take the advice

OOC: I would love a talking chimpanzee, but after a while I think it would drive me Bananas, oh ho ho ho :P

IC: Sooner or later it will be your turn to witness first hand the wrestling greatness that is Arthur Lansdale, pray to whatever gods you believe in that it is in the far distant future.

[Cena]

IC: Inferno's new hot superstar is here and tommy thunder u stuck your nose were it didnt belong junior.

IC: You don't no the hot! I am HOT! Tommy is COLD! I make you Cobra's maid! You no can talky like that! You ask Billy McCarter! He my servant and he scrub the shoes of Icelandic playboy, The Great Cobra!

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: Inferno's new hot superstar is here and tommy thunder u stuck your nose were it didnt belong junior.

IC: Ohhhhh, you're going to call me junior are you? How cute.
I'll stick my nose wherever I damn well please, Vincent. I've had enough of you stepping all over and bullying lesser talents. Guys that bust their asses for this company. Guys that actually care about this company. It's about time someone stood up to you and your over inflated ego. And as big as you think you are, your ego is 10 times the size of you and your tubby fat ass. So why don't you take a step back, and seriously think about what you're getting yourself into when you call me out here.

[eboy]

OOC: I would love a talking chimpanzee, but after a while I think it would drive me Bananas, oh ho ho ho :P

IC: Sooner or later it will be your turn to witness first hand the wrestling greatness that is Arthur Lansdale, pray to whatever gods you believe in that it is in the far distant future.

OOC: oh they just keep on coming Lol :)

IC: McCoy fears nobody! I am the longest reigning International Champion in EWNCW history and quite frankly am the best form of my career i cant wait to see you come up and challenge me i live for the battle

[SilverCena]

IC as Mark Dimension: You Know I Got Exactly What it Takes and If I Show you it will Be Your Bones I Will Be Throwing
Too Bad your on RaGe and I'm On InFerno ,But 1 day our paths will Cross
Since For Now Your too Afraid to Defend on Both Shows (laughs at the champ)
The world heavyweight Champ is Here?where" ...that's Right on RaGe.
I will Dominate and Accomplish my Goals and that's to be Company Champion EwncW Title on my waist andMost Importantly
International Champion of Across The whole World
Then
Then
What will be Your Choice
Me ...The Only!

IC: Just remember! The champ is me and it don't matter who is made the phony champion on Inferno! I am the man who defeated the unbeatable Gillz and no one will take what I worked my ass off for! What I have is not only mine but is the fans title as well! They didn't warm up to me when I first got here due to my past but after my hard work and determination, they have slowly seen my good actions! After all, those past champs of Shuriken and Kevin Matthews ran away because they were too afraid to face me. Lesson over BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

[Cena]

IC: Ohhhhh, you're going to call me junior are you? How cute.
I'll stick my nose wherever I damn well please, Vincent. I've had enough of you stepping all over and bullying lesser talents. Guys that bust their asses for this company. Guys that actually care about this company. It's about time someone stood up to you and your over inflated ego. And as big as you think you are, your ego is 10 times the size of you and your tubby fat ass. So why don't you take a step back, and seriously think about what you're getting yourself into when you call me out here.

IC: You not champion! You scrub floors of my palace and you sew the dresses! I am leader of power army and you soon to be new recruit!

[eboy]

i love it whenever russo comes and posts!

it causes controversy

[chunkkynutzzz]

*Looks around at ceiling* A popcorn style finish painted white, a light, and that's pretty much it.

I Swear Rich is the reincarnation of jesus, will you save us all ?

[Tommy Thunder]

i love it whenever russo comes and posts!

it causes controversy

IC: HA! Well he didn't have the guts to come back at me!

[Cena]

i love it whenever russo comes and posts!

it causes controversy

IC: You forgot to dust off cap! Get back and finish your duties!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: Just remember! The champ is me and it don't matter who is made the phony champion on Inferno! I am the man who defeated the unbeatable Gillz and no one will take what I worked my ass off for! What I have is not only mine but is the fans title as well! They didn't warm up to me when I first got here due to my past but after my hard work and determination, they have slowly seen my good actions! After all, those past champs of Shuriken and Kevin Matthews ran away because they were too afraid to face me. Lesson over BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

IC as Mark Dimension: Those Pieces of Shit could've Ran Away , But Me, MD!
Will Be Running Towards You
With My Arm Taking your Damn Head Off, Clothline
Pick You Up and Poworbomb , Top Rope and All Stars Splash
Spits to your Face and a Stomp on your gut
And Give you a helping hand,Into a Next Dimension Finisher...
Case being ,that I Look Down on you at All Times
And When the TiMe is Right, Your Title Will Be Mine, Forever

[eboy]

IC as Mark Dimension: Those Pieces of Shit could've Ran Away , But Me, MD!
Will Be Running Towards You
With My Arm Taking your Damn Head Off, Clothline
Pick You Up and Poworbomb , Top Rope and All Stars Splash
Spits to your Face and a Stomp on your gut
And Give you a helping hand,Into a Next Dimension Finisher...
Case being ,that I Look Down on you at All Times
And When the TiMe is Right, Your Title Will Be Mine, Forever

IC as BMcC: You Whooo Jackass dont get carried away with yourself you mine bitch

[Tommy Thunder]

Rage card is ready for viewing in the batcave for creative!

[K2Jelly]

Rage card is ready for viewing in the batcave for creative!

You wouldn't.......oh I dont know, be kind enough to let me have a little look on said card for an itty bitty second?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1IsykHhnQeM/TZrlVqsV_KI/AAAAAAAAACs/aTTAljPMLK4/s1600/puppy_eyes.jpg

[eboy]

You wouldn't.......oh I dont know, be kind enough to let me have a little look on said card for an itty bitty second?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1IsykHhnQeM/TZrlVqsV_KI/AAAAAAAAACs/aTTAljPMLK4/s1600/puppy_eyes.jpg

Nice Try!!!!! :)

[Torphy]

You wouldn't.......oh I dont know, be kind enough to let me have a little look on said card for an itty bitty second?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1IsykHhnQeM/TZrlVqsV_KI/AAAAAAAAACs/aTTAljPMLK4/s1600/puppy_eyes.jpg

The puppy eyes! Such a devious trick!

[Krysys]

Nice Try!!!!! :)

Lol The Batcave top secret, it's content are classified. Right?

[Tommy Thunder]

You wouldn't.......oh I dont know, be kind enough to let me have a little look on said card for an itty bitty second?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1IsykHhnQeM/TZrlVqsV_KI/AAAAAAAAACs/aTTAljPMLK4/s1600/puppy_eyes.jpg

Ok.

Rage card for Monday:

Romelus Ronaldo promo leads to GM Cleverly coming out. He announces that Ronaldo takes on MBC in the main event.

Main event: MBC oins Ronaldo in a SQUASH match. "YOU'VE BEEN BERRIED!!" *throws berries* MBC post match celebrations with the berries and cartwheels etc.

End show.

[K2Jelly]

Ok.

Rage card for Monday:

Romelus Ronaldo promo leads to GM Cleverly coming out. He announces that Ronaldo takes on MBC in the main event.

Main event: MBC oins Ronaldo in a SQUASH match. "YOU'VE BEEN BERRIED!!" *throws berries* MBC post match celebrations with the berries and cartwheels etc.

End show.

Phew. Good thing Romelus Ronaldo is getting "berried". I guess Ronaldo Romulus, is still safe.

[eboy]

Lol The Batcave top secret, it's content are classified. Right?
correct the only way to get into the cave is to bring down the entire internet or join creative Lol


Ok.

Rage card for Monday:

Romelus Ronaldo promo leads to GM Cleverly coming out. He announces that Ronaldo takes on MBC in the main event.

Main event: MBC oins Ronaldo in a SQUASH match. "YOU'VE BEEN BERRIED!!" *throws berries* MBC post match celebrations with the berries and cartwheels etc.

End show.

*Eboy puts finger in ear*

Laalalalalalalala I am not listening!!!!!

lol

[K2Jelly]

I wonder if JBW is still hiring....

[Krysys]

correct the only way to get into the cave is to bring down the entire internet or join creative Loll

Lol same with The Fortress

[eboy]

I wonder if JBW is still hiring....

those sharks defo! :p

we are just joking broski plus you kinda of owned Tommy their lol

[Kingstrem]

IC: Inferno's new hot superstar is here and tommy thunder u stuck your nose were it didnt belong junior.

IC: Ha, hot superstar...yeah right...you make the me laugh and from now on you will be known as ewncw's jester

[Tommy Thunder]

Phew. Good thing Romelus Ronaldo is getting "berried". I guess Ronaldo Romulus, is still safe.

Why I oughta!!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as BMcC: You Whooo Jackass dont get carried away with yourself you mine bitch

IC as Mark Dimension: Oh Don't worry I was Gonna Get to You ,Talkin some Tough Shit bout Challenges and wat not
Lsten Here Ass Goblin , Self Penetrator when your Alone,( Disgusting billy) ...
The Only Carried Away will Be you From a Stretcher onto a Casket with The Stiff Stupid look on your Face
Like I should've Never Fucked with THE G.O.D.

[Tommy Thunder]

If you haven't voted, then go vote on the next ppv name for EWNCW!!

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?10819-EWNCW-next-ppv

[Rilla]

Rage, here I come.

[K2Jelly]

So when will the Rage card be posted?

[CGBigMan]

is there a ppv name making department at creative lol

[Cena]

So when will the Rage card be posted?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_365/1234522034y0mEZy.jpg

IC: YOU!! I am taking you in for Cobra Army!

[Tommy Thunder]

So when will the Rage card be posted?

It won't be.

[Tommy Thunder]

is there a ppv name making department at creative lol

That's you buddy. that's right, you have a whole department to yourself!
Although we prefer to refer to you as the ppv name machine.

[eboy]

IC as Mark Dimension: Oh Don't worry I was Gonna Get to You ,Talkin some Tough Shit bout Challenges and wat not
Lsten Here Ass Goblin , Self Penetrator when your Alone,( Disgusting billy) ...
The Only Carried Away will Be you From a Stretcher onto a Casket with The Stiff Stupid look on your Face
Like I should've Never Fucked with THE G.O.D.


IC as Billy McCoy: JBL and now you! how many times Flair is GAWD and you suck i await your 83 line poem in response

[eboy]

So when will the Rage card be posted?

we tend not to not unless there is abig match to hype like KOTC Final a few weeks back

[K2Jelly]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_365/1234522034y0mEZy.jpg

IC: YOU!! I am taking you in for Cobra Army!

OOC: Screw that. There hasn't been a draft since Vietnam. I ain't gotta do shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit,n*gggggaaaaaaa! I sneaked a Kevin Hart reference in there! :D

[Tommy Thunder]

Some of you might already have had PM's off eboy for Rage, I'll be sending mine out now, so keep an eye on your inboxes!!

[K2Jelly]

Looks like I get to have the honor of posting the 15000th post. I only wish I wrote a speech.

[Vegas]

Some of you might already have had PM's off eboy for Rage, I'll be sending mine out now, so keep an eye on your inboxes!!

*Keeps both eyes on inbox* It's not doing anything

[Tommy Thunder]

*Keeps both eyes on inbox* It's not doing anything

Patience my young padawan.

[Tommy Thunder]

Ok, all pm's have been sent out on my part!
If you haven't received one, then assume that we don't need anything from you this week (I'm not sure if eboy's sent his ones out, but I think he has), but you might still be in action, so don't worry!

[K2Jelly]

Ok, all pm's have been sent out on my part!
If you haven't received one, then assume that we don't need anything from you this week (I'm not sure if eboy's sent his ones out, but I think he has), but you might still be in action, so don't worry!

Got it. Thanks TT! Can I send you my promo before Rage day?

[Vegas]

May I ask when Freak Inc. will debut?

[Rich Cranium]

May I ask when Freak Inc. will debut?

Well, you guys are just making your presence known. I am in creative and had no idea you fellas were coming to EWNCW.

Plus you have to wait for the Blonde Bombers to debut.

[Tommy Thunder]

Well, you guys are just making your presence known. I am in creative and had no idea you fellas were coming to EWNCW.

Plus you have to wait for the Blonde Bombers to debut.

#Whooooooooo are you!!#
#Who who! Who who!!#
#Whooooooooo are you!!#
#Who who! Who who!!#

[Vegas]

Well, you guys are just making your presence known. I am in creative and had no idea you fellas were coming to EWNCW.

Plus you have to wait for the Blonde Bombers to debut.

Uhh Blonde Bombers?

[Rich Cranium]

Uhh Blonde Bombers?

Yes, you read my post correctly.

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Billy McCoy: JBL and now you! how many times Flair is GAWD and you suck i await your 83 line poem in response

IC as Mark Dimension: There No Comparing Me to Anyone Any person I am Not That
I Am Not a Flair or a JbL
But You Can Be Compared to Any Corpse in Any Cementary
For Your The Next Chosen to no Longer Serve on this here Earth
....., Death is Knocking at The McCoy's Residence

...What a Great Champion Billy Was,.... Was ...

[AirBourne]

Can I just say too, if anyone's interested in expanding their EWNCW experience and taking on any extra characters or tag teams (you can take as many or as little as you want), then let one of the creative teams know.
There's a few inactive characters that would benefit from someone writing for them, instead of us creative writing for them all, since all the promos might become stale.

If anyone is interested in partnering with me to take a team, PM me, I would love to do that with someone! Thanks guys!

[Tommy Thunder]

If anyone is interested in partnering with me to take a team, PM me, I would love to do that with someone! Thanks guys!

Feel free to take a whole team yourself if you like. But if you can find someone to collaborate with, then that's great!

[Rich Cranium]

If anyone is interested in partnering with me to take a team, PM me, I would love to do that with someone! Thanks guys!

Ryan and Bryan Wells!

[AirBourne]

Ryan and Bryan Wells!

I'd prefer to collaborate man, so anyone interested, PM me, please and thank you!

[Tommy Thunder]

Ryan and Bryan Wells!

I think he means take one of the inactive teams.
Is that what you meant?

I'd prefer to collaborate man, so anyone interested, PM me, please and thank you!

[AirBourne]

I think he means take one of the inactive teams.
Is that what you meant?

Yeah exactly.

[Tommy Thunder]

Yeah exactly.

Great.
So yeah, anyone interested, AirBourne's your man!

[S.E. Zero]

Show is up and I really hope you all enjoyed it.

Feedback is always welcome but never necessary.

[Russo swerve]

IC: Ohhhhh, you're going to call me junior are you? How cute.
I'll stick my nose wherever I damn well please, Vincent. I've had enough of you stepping all over and bullying lesser talents. Guys that bust their asses for this company. Guys that actually care about this company. It's about time someone stood up to you and your over inflated ego. And as big as you think you are, your ego is 10 times the size of you and your tubby fat ass. So why don't you take a step back, and seriously think about what you're getting yourself into when you call me out here.

Ic: well tommy I can care less about anybody in the company and especially u. Ever since I came to this company I wanted a good excuse to kick your ass and now I have one. But first im gonna take care of that fruity piece of garbage mint berry crunch.

[AreYaSerious]

Show is up and I really hope you all enjoyed it.

Feedback is always welcome but never necessary.

Great show! Really nice!

[chunkkynutzzz]

***Backstage ***

IC as Criz Dimension: Criz ,Sean and Lucas Grant Celebrating and laughing watching the replay of the Alex Hamilton assault
On a big screen tv

Criz: We said it before we Gonna Say it again and Forever More

Lucas Grant: YOUR INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS!!!

Sean: The New Assault PROgraM!

Criz: Yeaa u Betta had apologized to Lucas Grant ,Alex"CEO" Of Whateva u think u control ...
Tell me how that kick to the gut from Grant Felt, ...
And Better yet ,how Dat Ass-whippin Felt ...huhh (Laughs with Grant and gets a Close up of Hamilton in pain on the T.v.screen)

Sean: Put it on replay and slow motion forward (laughs harder)

Criz: No denying Who Can and Can't Be stopped!....

Lucas Grant: Get those cameras outta here and find Alex Hamilton with medical assistance at hand , that's An Order hahahahahhahahah

[Rich Cranium]

Enjoyed the show! *Stands and claps*

[chunkkynutzzz]

***Backstage ***

IC as Criz Dimension: Criz ,Sean and Lucas Grant Celebrating and laughing watching the replay of the Alex Hamilton assault
On a big screen tv

Criz: We said it before we Gonna Say it again and Forever More

Lucas Grant: YOUR INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS!!!

Sean: The New Assault PROgraM!

Criz: Yeaa u Betta had apologized to Lucas Grant ,Alex"CEO" Of Whateva u think u control ...
Tell me how that kick to the gut from Grant Felt, ...
And Better yet ,how Dat Ass-whippin Felt ...huhh (Laughs with Grant and gets a Close up of Hamilton in pain on the T.v.screen)

Sean: Put it on replay and slow motion forward (laughs harder)

Criz: No denying Who Can and Can't Be stopped!....

Lucas Grant: Get those cameras outta here and find Alex Hamilton with medical assistance at hand , that's An Order hahahahahhahahah


Great Show Great Great Show! Really diggin BWA!

IC as Criz Dimension,Sean Dimension ,and Lucas Grant: Still Watching The Alex Hamilton Assault

[S.E. Zero]

Great Show Great Great Show! Really diggin BWA!

IC as Criz Dimension,Sean Dimension ,and Lucas Grant: Still Watching The Alex Hamilton Assault

Should be noted Lucas is not a chunkkynutzzz character though.

Just in case anyone thought that based off this.

That is all.

[aloisick]

Should be noted Lucas is not a chunkkynutzzz character though.

Just in case anyone thought that based off this.

That is all.

really digging this rivarly

[eboy]

Ok, all pm's have been sent out on my part!
If you haven't received one, then assume that we don't need anything from you this week (I'm not sure if eboy's sent his ones out, but I think he has), but you might still be in action, so don't worry!
Yea sent my two PMs Out!


IC as Mark Dimension: There No Comparing Me to Anyone Any person I am Not That
I Am Not a Flair or a JbL
But You Can Be Compared to Any Corpse in Any Cementary
For Your The Next Chosen to no Longer Serve on this here Earth
....., Death is Knocking at The McCoy's Residence

...What a Great Champion Billy Was,.... Was ...

IC as Billy McCoy: That was a trick or treater honestly mark your such a kidda *McCoy scruffles MD's Hair*

[chunkkynutzzz]

Yea sent my two PMs Out!



IC as Billy McCoy: That was a trick or treater honestly mark your such a kidda *McCoy scruffles MD's Hair*

IC as Mark Dimension: Enjoy cracking those jokes, I Ain't playin ... your Gonna see when I crumble McCoys Crisp over your Coma Riddled Head, ...

[eboy]

IC as Mark Dimension: Enjoy cracking those jokes, I Ain't playin ... your Gonna see when I crumble McCoys Crisp over your Coma Riddled Head, ...

IC as Billy McCoy: watch it son otherwise i'll crush your sprit by telling you who really delivers your christmas presents!!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Billy McCoy: watch it son otherwise i'll crush your sprit by telling you who really delivers your christmas presents!!

IC as Mark Dimension: Bravo outstanding Performance in The Humor Category, Just Know .....
That When I Approach You in That Ring, and The Bell Rings, There Won't Be any joke Liners,or You Looking to Crack a Smile From The Public
No!
The Only One Laughing Will Be Me and The Followers
The True Belief is Pray to God and Great things shall Happen
Like Maybe Me stopping your Pain, But I Am That G.O.D.
I Won't Ever, until I Gain Your Loss!
JustWatch

[eboy]

IC as Mark Dimension: Bravo outstanding Performance in The Humor Category, Just Know .....
That When I Approach You in That Ring, and The Bell Rings, There Won't Be any joke Liners,or You Looking to Crack a Smile From The Public
No!
The Only One Laughing Will Be Me and The Followers
The True Belief is Pray to God and Great things shall Happen
Like Maybe Me stopping your Pain, But I Am That G.O.D.
I Won't Ever, until I Gain Your Loss!
JustWatch

IC as Billy McCoy: *cheesey smile and thumbs up*

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as Billy McCoy: *cheesey smile and thumbs up*

IC as MD: (Gives an Extremely Angry Stare)

[Torphy]

Now listen up playa's, right here tonight we're gonna have ourselves a tag team match! Mark Dimension, I hope you're ready Playa because tonight you'll be teaming up with Billy McCoy. That's right playa's, and tonight the two of you are going to be facing none other than the men you beat at Destiny's calling, that's right Playa's it's on.

Sidenote i am so freakin bored right now so i'm going to pretend to be Teddy Long for the next hour or so.

[K2Jelly]

Now listen up playa's, right here tonight we're gonna have ourselves a tag team match! Mark Dimension, I hope you're ready Playa because tonight you'll be teaming up with Billy McCoy. That's right playa's, and tonight the two of you are going to be facing none other than the men you beat at Destiny's calling, that's right Playa's it's on.

Sidenote i am so freakin bored right now so i'm going to pretend to be Teddy Long for the next hour or so.

Buckle up, Teddy!

[Torphy]

Buckle up, Teddy!

Now listen up Playa! After you attacked the Big Show last week on Smackdown i've decided that tonight... we're gonna have ourselves a TAG TEAM MATCH! That's right Playa, I am the one man tag team match making machine.

[K2Jelly]

Now listen up Playa! After you attacked the Big Show last week on Smackdown i've decided that tonight... we're gonna have ourselves a TAG TEAM MATCH! That's right Playa, I am the one man tag team match making machine.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztv4IaOaicI

[Torphy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztv4IaOaicI

Damn Playa don't remind me of that awful night, where's Aksana when you need her?

[K2Jelly]

Damn Playa don't remind me of that awful night, where's Aksana when you need her?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZknZqZ-GB3o

Skip to :51

[Torphy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZknZqZ-GB3o

Skip to :51

I'll never look at Teddy LONG the same way again.

[K2Jelly]

I'll never look at Teddy LONG the same way again.

That ambiguity of that statement is rather startling. o_O

[Torphy]

That ambiguity of that statement is rather startling. o_O

This guy right here gets me!

[Krysys]

So, who is ready for the PPV tomorrow? The very few PM's needed will be out shortly.

[S.E. Zero]

So, who is ready for the PPV tomorrow? The very few PM's needed will be out shortly.

Sweet how did you enjoy Sanctuary? '__'

[K2Jelly]

*gives thread a shock with a defibrillator*
Phew! For a minute there, I thought this thread was dead!

[CGBigMan]

Just to say guys my chatbox is working in the fortress so if you me best do it now

[Krysys]

Sweet how did you enjoy Sanctuary? '__'

Loved it.

The show may be a little late tomorrow.

[Tommy Thunder]

*gives thread a shock with a defibrillator*
Phew! For a minute there, I thought this thread was dead!

Well, this isn't a postwhore thread like the JBW thread. We only post here if it contributes to the cause!

[K2Jelly]

Sorry 'bout dat thur, Tommah.

Anyways, about Rage, where do you plan for it to take place?

[BodomInvader]

So, who is ready for the PPV tomorrow? The very few PM's needed will be out shortly.

There is a PPV tomorrow? :(

[SilverCena]

Tommy, you need anything from the champ for Rage?

[Krysys]

There is a PPV tomorrow? :(

That is correct.

[BodomInvader]

That is correct.

:( vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[S.E. Zero]

:( vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Why the sad face? You are a part of it, going up against The Kings of Karnage.

Its a big matchup.

[eboy]

Tommy, you need anything from the champ for Rage?
I am writing your bit champ no promo needed for RAGE but we will be seeing the champ

[Torphy]

Raaaaargh! Rage tomorrow, i got a feeling we have another epic promo from K2Jelly coming!

[chunkkynutzzz]

PpV!
PpV!
PPV!

[K2Jelly]

Raaaaargh! Rage tomorrow, i got a feeling we have another epic promo from K2Jelly coming!

Nah. I'm too lazy. It'll be okay, I guess.

[Tommy Thunder]

Sorry 'bout dat thur, Tommah.

Anyways, about Rage, where do you plan for it to take place?

I must apologize, I was drunk when posting that! But it's partially true lol!

But yeah, we're actually not sure yet. If you need to know for your promo, you can leave a gap fro where you want to put it in, and we can stick it there for you.

[K2Jelly]

I must apologize, I was drunk when posting that! But it's partially true lol!

But yeah, we're actually not sure yet. If you need to know for your promo, you can leave a gap fro where you want to put it in, and we can stick it there for you.

Will do. Thanks, Tommy.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: we just lost the JBW Tag titles CNK and Nightmare Madness prepare to lose because with one loss we then gain the BWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

[SilverCena]

I am writing your bit champ no promo needed for RAGE but we will be seeing the champ

Why are you writing me stuff?! I learned how to type a long time ago!!

[K2Jelly]

Why are you writing me stuff?! I learned how to type a long time ago!!

Must be one of the perks of being the champ.

[Tommy Thunder]

Why are you writing me stuff?! I learned how to type a long time ago!!

He means he's writing your segment, but there isn't a promo involved.

[S.E. Zero]

IC: we just lost the JBW Tag titles CNK and Nightmare Madness prepare to lose because with one loss we then gain the BWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

IC: Then prepare to suffer defeat once again, because one thing is certain tonight The Nightmare Madness will become the brand new BWA World Champions when we defeat you and The CNK.

[SilverCena]

He means he's writing your segment, but there isn't a promo involved.

But I demand to be heard!

[Rilla]

...So about that truck that kept me awa---

No, not that excuse <--- voices

So, okay, we'll go with the kidnapped by ninjas?

Oh yeah, they'll enjoy the Joe route. <-- Voices

Kidnapped.. by ninjas. ^_^

[Cena]

...So about that truck that kept me awa---

No, not that excuse <--- voices

So, okay, we'll go with the kidnapped by ninjas?

Oh yeah, they'll enjoy the Joe route. <-- Voices

Kidnapped.. by ninjas. ^_^

IC: You no kidnap by ninjas! You taken by Cobra Army newest captain, Mark Dimension and his staff assistant Romolo Romulous!

[Rilla]

IC: You no kidnap by ninjas! You taken by Cobra Army newest captain, Mark Dimension and his staff assistant Romolo Romulous!

IC: and The Voices led me to kicking all their asses and escaping. They will never fail me.

[Cena]

IC: and The Voices led me to kicking all their asses and escaping. They will never fail me.

IC: You no can escape! I put Tommy Thunder in charge of the door so he corporal in Cobra Army!

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: You no can escape! I put Tommy Thunder in charge of the door so he corporal in Cobra Army!

OOC. I mean to make a joke about this, but I'm unsure as people may be offended by it, although I see it as something absurd and bizarre.

[SouthernBlood]

OOC. I mean to make a joke about this, but I'm unsure as people may be offended by it, although I see it as something absurd and bizarre.

btw man thanks for the welcome to EWNCW,many thanks,looking forward to whats to come

[Grind_Bastard]

btw man thanks for the welcome to EWNCW,many thanks,looking forward to whats to come

Cool things I expect. BTW I have to chat with the other creative fellas about which brand you're gonna be in.

[Tommy Thunder]

Cool things I expect. BTW I have to chat with the other creative fellas about which brand you're gonna be in.

Want to do this now?

[Cena]

Want to do this now?

IC: What you want do? You guard exit!

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: What you want do? You guard exit!

IC: Screw your castle and your exit. I'm quit!
Oh, and just to let you know, I let G.I. Joe in.

[Grind_Bastard]

Now I'm in da cave!

[Rilla]

IC: Screw your castle and your exit. I'm quit!
Oh, and just to let you know, I let G.I. Joe in.

IC: and thus, my escape.

[Krysys]

Currently writing the PPV. Hoping to have it up in about 45mins

[CGBigMan]

Wooo PPv time soon

[Krysys]

Just finished writing will be up in the next 10 mins! Expect some shockers

[Krysys]

Show is up! Lets gets some feedback!

[CGBigMan]

Show is up! Lets gets some feedback!

ppv was awesome dude

[Krysys]

ppv was awesome dude

Thanks! Worked hard to make surprising

[Rilla]

Very good show.

Can't wait until I'm on one!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Criz Dimension: Remeber that Ass Whippin and Soon Enough We Will Win All The Championship Not The Right Way,Not The Wrong Way, The Only Way.......THE LUCAS GRANT WAY.

Sean Dimension: CNK , Just Remember That The Target is On You,and Freak InC. You Losers Are not worthy to have our titles,Ever

Lucas Grant is Holding Up The Championships

[Rich Cranium]

What going on in BWA world?

[Krysys]

What going on in BWA world?

We had as PPV today

[Torphy]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE! Tonight! Be there or be... ABSENT!

[CGBigMan]

Whos ready for RAGE
i may not be in it but it should be awesome

[AirBourne]

IC: Rage!! I am ready, Bloodstone, you better hope you are.

[AirBourne]

IC: Dark Empire, congrats on your win, but relish it for the time being until I get my hands on both of you, because when I do, oh boy, when I do, you both will not like the end result. You like pancakes? I hope you do, because I'm gonna squash both of you into pancakes! The fans will never again have to endure viewing another loss of us to you, because I promise you will not like it the next time you are in the ring with me and Gillz! That is a promise I am sure of!

[Tommy Thunder]

I'm going to be working on Rage for the next few hours in an effort to get it ready on time this week lol!

On a side not, It's likely I won't be here to post it myself, so eboy will be the one posting the show tonight.

[Torphy]

Who's fighting who? Who ate the last doughnut? Who's the real father of Melissa's baby? Find out tonight on Monday Night RRRRRRAAAAAGE!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Who's fighting who? Who ate the last doughnut? Who's the real father of Melissa's baby? Find out tonight on Monday Night RRRRRRAAAAAGE!

I Feel a RuMoR BliTZzz Coming!....ahhhh shiit ...a RUMOR BLITZZZ is Comin ...

[Rilla]

IC: The Rise of the Seraphim is upon us.

[SouthernBlood]

so any decision ever made on where Ano Doom will be?

[Tommy Thunder]

so any decision ever made on where Ano Doom will be?

Crap, sorry dude, I meant to PM you last night about that! I'll be sending you a message now!

[SouthernBlood]

Crap, sorry dude, I meant to PM you last night about that! I'll be sending you a message now!

haha alright no worries,last night WAS a crazy night,,I was an hour ahead all day cuz my phone didnt update automatically :P

[Cena]

Who's fighting who? Who ate the last doughnut? Who's the real father of Melissa's baby? Find out tonight on Monday Night RRRRRRAAAAAGE!

IC: You give me headache captain Darling! You eated the donuts so you guilty and charged for opening box.

[Cena]

IC: Dark Empire, congrats on your win, but relish it for the time being until I get my hands on both of you, because when I do, oh boy, when I do, you both will not like the end result. You like pancakes? I hope you do, because I'm gonna squash both of you into pancakes! The fans will never again have to endure viewing another loss of us to you, because I promise you will not like it the next time you are in the ring with me and Gillz! That is a promise I am sure of!

IC: You no mention Good Ole Boys and we be very mad!! We seek you out and tie you to ring posts in tree of woe and leave you for birds!

[Tommy Thunder]

Looks like we're heading for Tuesday night Inferno again! I'm not going to finish writing anytime soon, and I'm heading out in an hour or so.

I'll have to finish it tomorrow and post it tomorrow night.
Sorry for the inconvenience!

[Rich Cranium]

Looks like we're heading for Tuesday night Inferno again! I'm not going to finish writing anytime soon, and I'm heading out in an hour or so.

I'll have to finish it tomorrow and post it tomorrow night.
Sorry for the inconvenience!

No sweat Tommy Bullocks! ;)

[Krysys]

Ok, PM will be going out in about an hour. I NEED THESE BY TOMORROW NIGHT!!! so please get them to me

[CGBigMan]

Ok, PM will be going out in about an hour. I NEED THESE BY TOMORROW NIGHT!!! so please get them to me

i shall stare at my inbox with keen intent

[Rich Cranium]

i shall stare at my inbox with keen intent

Wow, that was one of the most beautiful lines I have ever read on this site. *Claps* :)

[Krysys]

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee475/BlacklistWrestling/cooltext586808628.jpg

From The BWA News Feed:
By order of Co-CEO Lucas Grant, Cross Nation Killers (CNK) will be "Forced" as Grant says, to defend their titles on this weeks Damnation against The New Assault Program. Grant also says that Alexander Hamilton will no be live at Damnation as he suffered serious injuries. We will report more as we get it.

[Torphy]

Looks like we're heading for Tuesday night Inferno again! I'm not going to finish writing anytime soon, and I'm heading out in an hour or so.

I'll have to finish it tomorrow and post it tomorrow night.
Sorry for the inconvenience!

Three weeks in a row dude =)

[K2Jelly]

Aw, what?! Motherf*cker!!!

*starts rolling around on the floor*

I WANT MY RAGE! I WANT MY RAGE!

[chunkkynutzzz]

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee475/BlacklistWrestling/cooltext586808628.jpg

From The BWA News Feed:
By order of Co-CEO Lucas Grant, Cross Nation Killers (CNK) will be "Forced" as Grant says, to defend their titles on this weeks Damnation against The New Assault Program. Grant also says that Alexander Hamilton will no be live at Damnation as he suffered serious injuries. We will report more as we get it.

IC as Criz Dimension: It Should've Been Titled BWA GREAT NEWS!
Because that's all that is right there ,..yea that's what that Be (laughs..takes a sip of Champagne , laughs again)

Sean Dimension: (Comes into the room)Did You Heeaaarrr...

Criz Dimension: ...The BWA Great News

Sean Dimension: That's what I was gonna say

Criz Dimension: Let's Give Sir Lucas Grant a Call...and Sean get that cameraman outta here(whispers so nosey and dials his cellphone)

[Tommy Thunder]

Three weeks in a row dude =)

Hey, I only learnt that I was going out a few hours ago man!

[Kingstrem]

Hey, I only learnt that I was going out a few hours ago man!

It's a monday...what could you be going out for? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE GOING OUT FOR ON A FUCKING MONDAY!!!??? THE PEOPLE WANT ANSWERS!!!!

[Torphy]

Hey, I only learnt that I was going out a few hours ago man!

Don't worry mate, i wasn't criticising, just stating it. Besides real life takes priority over the internet! Can't blame ya for having a social life! =D

[eboy]

Hey guys f'n great PPV cant wait to see the ramifications on Damnation

*goes to change sig*

[Krysys]

Hey guys f'n great PPV cant wait to see the ramifications on Damnation

*goes to change sig*

Oh ya... Thanks for reminding me

*Goes to do The Same*

[chunkkynutzzz]

* Runs to go get phone charger

Its dying on meee

Now charging , opens a hot plate meal and cracks open a can of pepsi at work

*RaGe has been delayed.......ain't dat B#%ch!....

TOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYY NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...I SHALL WAIT HERE TILL TOMORROW NIGHT
TO ENJOY THIS ALL WITH EYES WIDE OPEN!

JK JUZ HELLA BORED

[Vegas]

I've got a surprise for EWNCW

[chunkkynutzzz]

I've got a surprise for EWNCW

Wooorrd...wat is it ,wat is it...
(Face is pasted to the screen)

[Vegas]

Nothing special but here
http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee475/BlacklistWrestling/Inferno.jpg

and

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee475/BlacklistWrestling/Rage.jpg?t=1320717092

[Tommy Thunder]

Nothing special but here
http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee475/BlacklistWrestling/Inferno.jpg

and

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee475/BlacklistWrestling/Rage.jpg?t=1320717092

I might be pissed right now, but those pics Vegas, are freaking awesome!

[Vegas]

I might be pissed right now, but those pics Vegas, are freaking awesome!

Thanks, i figured i'd do something for my first true efed

[Rich Cranium]

Oh ya... Thanks for reminding me

*Goes to do The Same*

Are you in half the teams or more here?

[Krysys]

Are you in half the teams or more here?

Way less 6 out of i believe 20

[Torphy]

Weeeeyheeeeeey it's Tuesday which can mean only one thing, Modern Warfare 3 BOOIIIIIIIIII! If I can drag myself away from it later on i can't wait to read Rage =)

[AirBourne]

Weeeeyheeeeeey it's Tuesday which can mean only one thing, Modern Warfare 3 BOOIIIIIIIIII! If I can drag myself away from it later on i can't wait to read Rage =)

True that my brother! MW3 all day long! But then Rage of course!

[Rich Cranium]

Is there a show today? :confused:

[K2Jelly]

If Tommy doesn't delay the show again.

[Torphy]

Damn son! MW3 is epic, it's the main course and Rage is my dessert.

[Grind_Bastard]

Damn son! MW3 is epic, it's the main course and Rage is my dessert.

It should be the other way around!! MNRage is the second biggest thing ever! (First being Inferno, LOL)

[chunkkynutzzz]

Coke Boyz to Debut Soon in The BWA!

[Rich Cranium]

Coke Boyz to Debut Soon in The BWA!

The legendary team of 'The Crack Connection' debuts soon after! *And these boys ain't from North Carolina either!

[eboy]

how are we this evening EWNCW