EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[Torphy]

Deafened by the immense sound effects of MW3, and waiting patiently for RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGE!

[Vegas]

Hey guys if you want pictures made for your shows or ppvs let me know

[chunkkynutzzz]

The legendary team of 'The Crack Connection' debuts soon after! *And these boys ain't from North Carolina either!

I See it it cookin in da Pot, Whip, Cut it , break it ,bag it , sell it ...
The Epidemic is underway

[Grind_Bastard]

I f'n need rage!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Hey guys if you want pictures made for your shows or ppvs let me know

Fued Posters would look sick...I know its not really possible but u know how Cena vs Rock posters for mania looks
Type of stuff like daatt..that would be cool
Juz sayin tho I know it ain't possible bruh

[chunkkynutzzz]

I f'n need rage!

I MudaFukN Agree!!!

[SouthernBlood]

Fued Posters would look sick...I know its not really possible but u know how Cena vs Rock posters for mania looks
Type of stuff like daatt..that would be cool
Juz sayin tho I know it ain't possible bruh

its very possible,,just takes some good SVR work,pictures,then editing it all together.

[Tommy Thunder]

Why is this thread not on top of the pile?!
I demand that this thread stays on top due to it being MONDAY night Rage!!

[Torphy]

Tommy's invented a time machine!

[Tommy Thunder]

Tommy's invented a time machine!

It's still Monday to me damn it!!

[chunkkynutzzz]

its very possible,,just takes some good SVR work,pictures,then editing it all together.

That's True and if I had the time to get info and piece it together I would do it myself along with you
We could do some sick shit but dammit man I don't have time to even play my system anymore
Sucks major nutzzz to be me right now

[Grind_Bastard]

Come on Rage!

[Tommy Thunder]

Come on Rage!

Patience my young padawan learner.
I'm not sure if it'll be up in time for you to catch it. You might be better off taking a look tomorrow.

[Rilla]

What's the timeline looking like boss?

[Broc]

What's the timeline looking like boss?

well I usually post it on friday but........ oh wait... you were talking to him

[Tommy Thunder]

What's the timeline looking like boss?

Looking at a couple more hours at the moment.

[Krysys]

i regret to inform you that Damnation will be postponed till Thursday, sorry for the inconvenience

[chunkkynutzzz]

i regret to inform you that Damnation will be postponed till Thursday, sorry for the inconvenience

KRYSYS NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!

Why DAMMIT WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY ....
WHYYY ...NAAAAHHH MAAANN COME ON SON
WHY!

NNNAAAHH MANN

Damn Damn Dddaaamned

[SouthernBlood]

i regret to inform you that Damnation will be postponed till Thursday, sorry for the inconvenience

I thought it was usually on friday or something?

[Tommy Thunder]

I'm going to finish writing the show in the next 15 mins, but I'm going to post it in the morning, since I'm shattered.
Posting the show will honestly be the first thing I do when I get up!

[Rich Cranium]

So Wednesday Rage? And then we are supposed to follow up with Inferno the next day?

[Rich Cranium]

i regret to inform you that Damnation will be postponed till Thursday, sorry for the inconvenience

So you are competing with Inferno? Tsk tsk.

[SouthernBlood]

So being new ive got to ask,,what is the deal with using actual videos as the matches? im not criticizing at all..far from it,,,just genuinely curious,cuz im kinda dumbfounded about it

[Torphy]

Tommy, i'm sorry if this comes across as me being a bit of a douche matey, but wednesday morning rage? Come on pal, if this happened with WWE Vince would have fired the guy and put a hit on his head. =)

[aloisick]

when did inferno go up? and also another company hasnt had a show in two weeks treat yourselfs lucky ill wait

[Torphy]

when did inferno go up? and also another company hasnt had a show in two weeks treat yourselfs lucky ill wait

Inferno won't be up until tomorrow night, hopefully, I think the point Rich is making is they can't plan for that show until they see what has happened on Rage. How late Rage is affects whether Inferno will be on time or not, in the end this is JUST an efed but when you have a reputation to hold up as the biggest fed on this site, then you really gotta be anal about this kind of thing.

[aloisick]

So being new ive got to ask,,what is the deal with using actual videos as the matches? im not criticizing at all..far from it,,,just genuinely curious,cuz im kinda dumbfounded about it

im not on creative so this is only my understanding but i belive it adds to the show because you can watch the match as your team will have a wrestler attached i.e. Two of a kind/hardys v New assault program/rated rko meaning you can watch the match and get excited to see if you win rather then just go ohh ok i won great

[aloisick]

Inferno won't be up until tomorrow night, hopefully, I think the point Rich is making is they can't plan for that show until they see what has happened on Rage. How late Rage is affects whether Inferno will be on time or not, in the end this is JUST an efed but when you have a reputation to hold up as the biggest fed on this site, then you really gotta be anal about this kind of thing.

hey im with you on that and my new team is debuting so im eager but im a softie at heart i know how hard it is to put up a show as i only have 8 characters and am struggling to juggle it all together

[Torphy]

hey im with you on that and my new team is debuting so im eager but im a softie at heart i know how hard it is to put up a show as i only have 8 characters and am struggling to juggle it all together

Yeah i'm the same really, i hate having pops at people, especially when you don't really know all the facts about things. I'm sure Tommy has a lot on his plate at the moment, just hoping we can get back to having Rage on a Monday.

[aloisick]

Yeah i'm the same really, i hate having pops at people, especially when you don't really know all the facts about things. I'm sure Tommy has a lot on his plate at the moment, just hoping we can get back to having Rage on a Monday.

yeah i know i try to work it out to view a show a day but it ends up that 5 shows are up at once

[Torphy]

yeah i know i try to work it out to view a show a day but it ends up that 5 shows are up at once

Ahh well, he's got a tough job writing Rage, I only read it so i can't really relate to how long it takes to write an episode.

[AirBourne]

I can only imagine how long it takes to write Rage, it's a great show, take all the time you need Tommy!

[Tommy Thunder]

So Wednesday Rage? And then we are supposed to follow up with Inferno the next day?

Yes. You've had since last Thursday to plan, so it shouldn't be a problem.


Tommy, i'm sorry if this comes across as me being a bit of a douche matey, but wednesday morning rage? Come on pal, if this happened with WWE Vince would have fired the guy and put a hit on his head. =)

This does come across as you being a douche about it. You want to write the show? Be my guest. I have a life outside these forums too you know, and I'm doing this since I enjoy doing it, and because it's fun for all involved.


Inferno won't be up until tomorrow night, hopefully, I think the point Rich is making is they can't plan for that show until they see what has happened on Rage. How late Rage is affects whether Inferno will be on time or not, in the end this is JUST an efed but when you have a reputation to hold up as the biggest fed on this site, then you really gotta be anal about this kind of thing.

That isn't the case any more. Since we now have 2 separate rosters, both sets of creative teams can plan their next show as soon as the last one's been posted.

[Torphy]

This does come across as you being a douche about it. You want to write the show? Be my guest. I have a life outside these forums too you know, and I'm doing this since I enjoy doing it, and because it's fun for all involved.

My apologies if that's how it came across, but i'm well within my right to voice my opinion, and whether people agree with it or not i'm going to voice it.

I understand and accept you have a life away from writing these shows, but it doesn't really make you exempt from good time keeping. Considering i've only just started efedding again after 10 years of not doing it, challenging me to have a crack at writing shows seems a little bit benign as we both know I wouldn't really know where to start, so thanks, but no thanks on that offer.

Tommy you do a great job on writing these shows, that's not what i'm speaking out on, you're also a nice guy so I have no complaints there. However your timing as of late has been a little bit off, and i'm wondering if you'd like a little bit of help to get things running at the standard we're used to from you, a very high standard. I may not know much about writing these shows, but there are others here who do, and i'm sure they would be very happy to help out every now and then.

Again I will apologise if you feel i'm out of line with my opinions, after all this is just supposed to be a bit of fun and a laugh, but we the 'fans' if you will, want to read shows and should be forgiven for wanting them on time.

[Tommy Thunder]

My apologies if that's how it came across, but i'm well within my right to voice my opinion, and whether people agree with it or not i'm going to voice it.

I understand and accept you have a life away from writing these shows, but it doesn't really make you exempt from good time keeping. Considering i've only just started efedding again after 10 years of not doing it, challenging me to have a crack at writing shows seems a little bit benign as we both know I wouldn't really know where to start, so thanks, but no thanks on that offer.

Tommy you do a great job on writing these shows, that's not what i'm speaking out on, you're also a nice guy so I have no complaints there. However your timing as of late has been a little bit off, and i'm wondering if you'd like a little bit of help to get things running at the standard we're used to from you, a very high standard. I may not know much about writing these shows, but there are others here who do, and i'm sure they would be very happy to help out every now and then.

Again I will apologise if you feel i'm out of line with my opinions, after all this is just supposed to be a bit of fun and a laugh, but we the 'fans' if you will, want to read shows and should be forgiven for wanting them on time.

I don't think you're out of line expressing your opinions. This is a forum, that's what it's for.
I just don't appreciate people calling me out on bad time-keeping when they don't know the circumstances.

A - You don't know how long it takes to write these shows.
B - You don't know what's caused me to be late for the last few shows.

I appreciate that the shows should be on time, but if unforeseen circumstances arise, then it can't be helped.

[SouthernBlood]

alright tom ill send somethin to you or rich for tommorows show today.

[SouthernBlood]

im not on creative so this is only my understanding but i belive it adds to the show because you can watch the match as your team will have a wrestler attached i.e. Two of a kind/hardys v New assault program/rated rko meaning you can watch the match and get excited to see if you win rather then just go ohh ok i won great

yes in a way i understand that,,but why not just not write out the actual matches,,with guys movesets,,and see who wins that way instead? like i said im just trying to figure out how things work,ive still got no idea how its all run really.

[Torphy]

I don't think you're out of line expressing your opinions. This is a forum, that's what it's for.
I just don't appreciate people calling me out on bad time-keeping when they don't know the circumstances.

A - You don't know how long it takes to write these shows.
B - You don't know what's caused me to be late for the last few shows.

I appreciate that the shows should be on time, but if unforeseen circumstances arise, then it can't be helped.

And that's completely acceptable Tommy, which is something I brushed on in a previous post that on both points I can't relate to the time it takes you, and secondly I don't know what has caused the delays, so rest assured i completely understand that lateness can often be unavoidable. I'm sure you're doing your level best to get the shows out on time and we all appreciate you for that, just give someone a shout if you need a hand, I need help from time to time at work and it's no fuss.

I hope i haven't soured your opinion of me, I am genuinely trying to help out and am glad this didn't devolve into a slagging match which would have done us both a disjustice. Now I think i'm going to read this weeks edition of Rage (which i look forward to more than Raw so take that as a compliment).

[Torphy]

Great show, a thoroughly entertaining read :D

I wish I was a smooth as Keith Stone

[Rilla]

*Dances around*

Great show
Great show
Great show

Though, TBOZ is probably pissed at Seraphim now.... interesting

[SouthernBlood]

well i only just skimmed over it,the only thing i really glanced at is the Ryan Wells promo...he says damien bloodstone is wrong for winning the match the way he did..from a kayfab point of view i think any face or heel would do the same ..."hitting someone who was weak and pinned them when everyone else was busy." i think thats a terrible reason for a face to be upset with a heel beause its really common knowledge that thats the best if not sometimes the ONLY way to win those types of matches.. now just a matter of personal opinion im not diggin at anyone so please dont take offense..just a point of view.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

IC: How delightful, I do all the work, and a snap move kicks me on my arse again, greeeeeat. Guess my momentum is completely dead in the water then.

[Tommy Thunder]

well i only just skimmed over it,the only thing i really glanced at is the Ryan Wells promo...he says damien bloodstone is wrong for winning the match the way he did..from a kayfab point of view i think any face or heel would do the same ..."hitting someone who was weak and pinned them when everyone else was busy." i think thats a terrible reason for a face to be upset with a heel beause its really common knowledge that thats the best if not sometimes the ONLY way to win those types of matches.. now just a matter of personal opinion im not diggin at anyone so please dont take offense..just a point of view.

I see what you're saying. That's something for AirBourne to work on.
Just to say though, Wells and Bloodstone are both face.

[K2Jelly]

Great show, Tommy. It seemed like more work was put into this one than the last one. Getting to be CM Punk in my inaugural match was awesome. :cool:

[SouthernBlood]

I see what you're saying. That's something for AirBourne to work on.
Just to say though, Wells and Bloodstone are both face.

oh it seemed to me like he was calling him out for heelish actions,well in a way that changes everything,,its kind of just like hes saying he just wants a one on one match so theres no shortcuts taken,,I think i can see where the angle could lead now lol

[Tommy Thunder]

oh it seemed to me like he was calling him out for heelish actions,well in a way that changes everything,,its kind of just like hes saying he just wants a one on one match so theres no shortcuts taken,,I think i can see where the angle could lead now lol

Yeah the promo was meant to be Wells claiming he's never had a straight up on on one match for the Ignition title, and he was claiming he should have one.

[Rich Cranium]

I am sensing that Inferno might be a day off this week due to the ripple effect.

[Tommy Thunder]

I am sensing that Inferno might be a day off this week due to the ripple effect.

What have you been doing over the last week?! Lol!

[Rich Cranium]

What have you been doing over the last week?! Lol!

Thinking about you baby! ;)

[Kingstrem]

*Pops head through window from outside* Hi everybody! miss anything?

[Tommy Thunder]

Thinking about you baby! ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koFI96-ZpHE&feature=related

[Torphy]

*Pops head through window from outside* Hi everybody! miss anything?

King Strem was involved in an accident, he was pronounced dead at the scene, his title shot went to Mint Berry Crunch as he promised to find a nice place to Berry you. :(

[AirBourne]

well i only just skimmed over it,the only thing i really glanced at is the Ryan Wells promo...he says damien bloodstone is wrong for winning the match the way he did..from a kayfab point of view i think any face or heel would do the same ..."hitting someone who was weak and pinned them when everyone else was busy." i think thats a terrible reason for a face to be upset with a heel beause its really common knowledge that thats the best if not sometimes the ONLY way to win those types of matches.. now just a matter of personal opinion im not diggin at anyone so please dont take offense..just a point of view.

I appreciate the input Southern, I was trying to come across saying that he didn't win it in a straight up 1v1 match. Ryan Wells is a cocky wrestler, but is all about the fans, that is what makes him face. He supports other face wrestlers (except Bloodstone in this case), like SilverCena as I've tried to input. I made a tshirt for him to wear the night of Destiny's Calling, saying "Gold for Fans". He is all about the fans and respects them and loves them and fights for them. He wants to be the people's champion. So if it seemed heelish, I appreciate you telling me so I can work on that.

[AirBourne]

IC: Bloodstone, I won the match you put me in against Grind! For the fans, I will fight to the world's end for that title! I promise that I will make it the hardest challenge of your life when I face you for it! I respect you for sure, but when our match comes, I can't promise that I'll hold back!

[Grind_Bastard]

Well fellas, Inferno schedule is almost done, will be on the cave soon, and I'll address Rich to show him the segments I want him to do.

For the new guys around: you can be contacted by either Rich or me for a promom if you are not, you can still be in action (as I say, sometimes actions speak louder than words)

[Tommy Thunder]

I've posted next week's Rage schedule in the cave too.

[Grind_Bastard]

Cool, cheking.

EDIT: a question has been posted.

[SouthernBlood]

Well fellas, Inferno schedule is almost done, will be on the cave soon, and I'll address Rich to show him the segments I want him to do.

For the new guys around: you can be contacted by either Rich or me for a promom if you are not, you can still be in action (as I say, sometimes actions speak louder than words)

yea ill get a vignette sent in to either you or him sometime today..what is the official deadline?

[SouthernBlood]

I appreciate the input Southern, I was trying to come across saying that he didn't win it in a straight up 1v1 match. Ryan Wells is a cocky wrestler, but is all about the fans, that is what makes him face. He supports other face wrestlers (except Bloodstone in this case), like SilverCena as I've tried to input. I made a tshirt for him to wear the night of Destiny's Calling, saying "Gold for Fans". He is all about the fans and respects them and loves them and fights for them. He wants to be the people's champion. So if it seemed heelish, I appreciate you telling me so I can work on that.

for sure no problem,right just a bit of helpful input :D

[Grind_Bastard]

yea ill get a vignette sent in to either you or him sometime today..what is the official deadline?

There's no official deadline, as long as you send it before Inferno is posted. I try to post it tomorrow at 23:00 GTM+1.

BTW I'm debuting your character straight away, so if you wanna make the vignette in this thread, be free to do it. Rich will contact you as he's writing the segment. We normally give you a small guide of what you have to say to fit the storyline, the rest is up to you.

[Kingstrem]

King Strem was involved in an accident, he was pronounced dead at the scene, his title shot went to Mint Berry Crunch as he promised to find a nice place to Berry you. :(

...Say what?

[SouthernBlood]

There's no official deadline, as long as you send it before Inferno is posted. I try to post it tomorrow at 23:00 GTM+1.

BTW I'm debuting your character straight away, so if you wanna make the vignette in this thread, be free to do it. Rich will contact you as he's writing the segment. We normally give you a small guide of what you have to say to fit the storyline, the rest is up to you.

alright then,thats even better i guess,why wait right? alright ill get started on somethin and be waitin to hear from him then.

[Tommy Thunder]

Calling creative to the cave!

[Torphy]

...Say what?

Everything's possible in imagination land.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Can Creative meet me outside the Bat Cave?

[Rich Cranium]

The PM's needed for my parts have been sent. To your PM's now!

[eboy]

sorry guys i landed tommy in it slightly with RAGE but he did a really great job anyway who cares when its posted as long as its awesome

[eboy]

The International Champion is looking for an interview! :)

BTW if anybody wants to get involved more start doing Interviews
we usually use
Dick Thompson (Ron from Ancohrman)
Guy Smith (Brick)
Erica Generica (Veronica)
Johnathon shanchez (Brian)

[Torphy]

The International Champion is looking for an interview! :)

BTW if anybody wants to get involved more start doing Interviews
we usually use
Dick Thompson (Ron from Ancohrman)
Guy Smith (Brick)
Erica Generica (Veronica)
Johnathon shanchez (Brian)

Great idea! Do we conduct the interview by ourselves or do we get someone else to ask questions?

[eboy]

Great idea! Do we conduct the interview by ourselves or do we get someone else to ask questions?
usually get someone else to conduct interviews

[Tommy Thunder]

Great idea! Do we conduct the interview by ourselves or do we get someone else to ask questions?

If yo go through the first couple of pages of the roster thread, you'll see what we mean.
If you want an interview, just let me or Rich know, and we'll send you the questions!

[eboy]

If yo go through the first couple of pages of the roster thread, you'll see what we mean.
If you want an interview, just let me or Rich know, and we'll send you the questions!

I'd love one if you have some time and me and grind are the cave if you wanna join!

[Torphy]

If yo go through the first couple of pages of the roster thread, you'll see what we mean.
If you want an interview, just let me or Rich know, and we'll send you the questions!

Thanks for the heads up Tommy, if Lansdale feels the need for extra-curricular classes i shall let someone know :D

[Tommy Thunder]

I'd love one if you have some time and me and grind are the cave if you wanna join!

I've just got back from football (soccer for you state-siders :p ) and I shall be joining you now. And I'll also get to that interview shortly.


Thanks for the heads up Tommy, if Lansdale feels the need for extra-curricular classes i shall let someone know :D

No problem. Just let us know here or send us a visitors message or a PM if you want one :)

[eboy]

I've just got back from football (soccer for you state-siders :p ) and I shall be joining you now. And I'll also get to that interview shortly.


Sure thing just came back from playing Rugby in horrific Mud myself

[K2Jelly]

I have a very good feeling that evil things go on in "the cave".

[eboy]

I have a very good feeling that evil things go on in "the cave".

Muhahahahahahahaha!!!

[Torphy]

I have a very good feeling that evil things go on in "the cave".

I hear they're working on the ultimate wrestler, chopping up other wrestlers and sewing their best parts onto the project.

[eboy]

I hear they're working on the ultimate wrestler, chopping up other wrestlers and sewing their best parts onto the project.

EWNCW Frankenstein!!! will come from the cave!!! :)

[Krysys]

Ok, so things again changed in my schedule so I am hard at work on Damnation hope to have it up within the hour

[eboy]

Cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Krysys]

Cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Thanks. Only have 2 more matches!

[Kingstrem]

How many of us actually play a sport outside of this? And how about instead of the frankenstein we have, THE YETI!

[CGBigMan]

How many of us actually play a sport outside of this? And how about instead of the frankenstein we have, THE YETI!

i play basketball with my school

[Grind_Bastard]

How many of us actually play a sport outside of this? And how about instead of the frankenstein we have, THE YETI!

I should, but I'm too lazy.

The yeti? Mmm I like it.

[Torphy]

How many of us actually play a sport outside of this? And how about instead of the frankenstein we have, THE YETI!

Is running a sport?

[Kingstrem]

Is running a sport?

If it is track or cross country then yeah. I know Tom plays soccer, eboy has rugby(my girlfriend plays state side) cg has basketball. Grind is on the laying around team, and I play lacrosse. That's not too shabby

[Torphy]

If it is track or cross country then yeah. I know Tom plays soccer, eboy has rugby(my girlfriend plays state side) cg has basketball. Grind is on the laying around team, and I play lacrosse. That's not too shabby

Then yeah I run cross country.

[Tommy Thunder]

I also play squash and tennis :D

[Krysys]

Show is up folks

[HolyJose2391]

fuck yes! fueding with Gabriel Christ this is going to be awesome

[Torphy]

Alex 'Atom' Bomb: There ya go folks, that's what Atomic Blast is here to do, entertain. What a match, and that's just a taste of what you can all expect in the coming months, just wait until my boy here, Nick Fusion, gets in the ring, this guy is a beast. Now i'll say this Jack Kaiser, you put up one hell of a fight, was a real honour to jump in there with ya and get this party started. Look forward to seing you and Rich Cranium next week, hopefully we can give the paying fans a match they will never forget.

Nick Fusion just stands there, staring silently at Bomb.

[Krysys]

fuck yes! fueding with Gabriel Christ this is going to be awesome

I thought you would like this feud lol

[Torphy]

Great show Krysys!

[Krysys]

Great show Krysys!

Thanks, it wasn't best because I rushed,but I am happy with it.

[CGBigMan]

Thanks, it wasn't best because I rushed,but I am happy with it.

check the sanctuay thread in the fortress and tell me if theres enough matches please

[Grind_Bastard]

Once again, PM's are out!

Krysys! I know i left you without promo for the second week in a row, but we have something special going on, you'll wait and see. But I guarantee you're in promo action next week.

[Krysys]

check the sanctuay thread in the fortress and tell me if theres enough matches please

will do now

[Krysys]

Once again, PM's are out!

Krysys! I know i left you without promo for the second week in a row, but we have something special going on, you'll wait and see. But I guarantee you're in promo action next week.

Just as long as I am used I'm happy

[CGBigMan]

Pm sent Grind

[Kingstrem]

I wanna know all the sports everyone here plays I am curious

[chunkkynutzzz]

I wanna know all the sports everyone here plays I am curious

I play ball in the park, and worked at the mets citifiled ,got caught swinging bats and almost got fired
Other then that I believe work is a sport lol
We go hard to achieve a payoff (whether its fun as the payoff, wanting a career as a payoff,or awards and trophys)
But Basketball is the shiet!

[aloisick]

I wanna know all the sports everyone here plays I am curious

i play cricket semi proffessionally as well as football, soccer and basketball

[Kingstrem]

I play lacrosse at shippensburg university, I was playing football at delaware valley college before that. I played sports all my life

[AirBourne]

I played DII high school American football till I blew out my knee, I am a semi-professional bowler now.

[Torphy]

In addition to running, I used to play a lot of football (soccer) when I was a bit younger, sort of fell out of love with the game during one game where we were pelted with halestones for the entire second half lol

[SouthernBlood]

Todays Tom Sawyer he gets high on you and the space he invades he gets by on you...

[Torphy]

Todays Tom Sawyer he gets high on you and the space he invades he gets by on you...

My mind has been blown, I have no idea what that means.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Well, since we are doing sports.

I used to play football (Soccer) but gave up to play in a band, I used to do MMA before uni, but there is nowhere really around here. And I occasionally throw round an American Football with some mates, I'm a dynamite TE.

[Tommy Thunder]

In addition to football (soccer), I play squash and tennis.

[Torphy]

In addition to football (soccer), I play squash and tennis.

Squash, now that is a brutal sport, i've played it twice and both times come away covered in bruises.

[Tommy Thunder]

Squash, now that is a brutal sport, i've played it twice and both times come away covered in bruises.

Really? Lol!
It's very tiring, and it's a great workout if you want to improve your stamina and fitness levels (which is why I play it).
If you get hit by the ball though, you will come away with a bruise, no 2 ways about it. And if anybody wants to compare the pain, thing about the bruises you get from paintballing. That's the kind of bruises you get from getting hit by a squash ball!

[Torphy]

Really? Lol!
It's very tiring, and it's a great workout if you want to improve your stamina and fitness levels (which is why I play it).
If you get hit by the ball though, you will come away with a bruise, no 2 ways about it. And if anybody wants to compare the pain, thing about the bruises you get from paintballing. That's the kind of bruises you get from getting hit by a squash ball!

Yeah, i'm not known for my amazing hand-eye coordination so ended up being hit by the ball more often than not. I looked like i'd been working as a punching bag for a few days lol

[Grind_Bastard]

I play what in Spain we call (this is a literal translation, so it may sound ridiculous) "Armchair-ball" (Sillónbol LOL) sitting around in front of the PC/TV and do nothing.

Seriously, i have to go back to do some sport. I'm awful at all of them, though. I used to do some swimming as a teen, but the only "sport" I did (it worked, believe me or not) when I did armed combat for historical recreation back in the Uni.

[chunkkynutzzz]

Light The Fire
Let's Make an Inferno!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC: Criz Dimension: You See as We Went thru the crowd it was to admire the audience and to stop and think , Yeaa We don't want to Harm You Right Away not at all Not now
Know that its Coming

[Torphy]

Light The Fire
Let's Make an Inferno!

It burns usssss! The preciousss!

[S.E. Zero]

check the sanctuay thread in the fortress and tell me if theres enough matches please

Theres plenty good job bro.

[Tommy Thunder]

Yeah, i'm not known for my amazing hand-eye coordination so ended up being hit by the ball more often than not. I looked like i'd been working as a punching bag for a few days lol

I've actually just got back from playing squash. You'll be glad to now I'm not covered in bruises ;)

And I'm going to play football again later on (I'm on a roll with exercise this week!).

I hope I'll be back to catch Inferno live though!

[Broc]

I've actually just got back from playing squash. You'll be glad to now I'm not covered in bruises ;)

And I'm going to play football again later on (I'm on a roll with exercise this week!).

I hope I'll be back to catch Inferno live though!

so out of curiosity how does squash even work? I honestly never even heard of the sport until talking to you

[Tommy Thunder]

so out of curiosity how does squash even work? I honestly never even heard of the sport until talking to you

#AreYouSeriousBro

Here's the court first of all:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1c/Squash_Court.svg/794px-Squash_Court.svg.png

The Court
The squash court is a playing surface surrounded by four walls. The court surface contains a front line separating the front and back of the court and a half court line, separating the left and right hand sides of the back portion of the court, creating three 'boxes' - the front half, the back left quarter and the back right quarter. Both the back two boxes contain smaller service boxes. All of the floor-markings on a squash court are only relevant during serves.
There are four walls to a squash court. The front wall, on which three parallel lines are marked, has the largest playing surface, whilst the back wall, which typically contains the entrance to the court, has the smallest. The out line runs along the top of the front wall, descending along the side walls to the back wall. There are no other markings on the side or back walls. Shots struck above or on the out line, on any wall, are out. The bottom line of the front wall marks the top of the 'tin', a half metre-high metal area which if struck means that the ball is out. The middle line of the front wall is the service line and is only relevant during serves.

Service
Just before the match, the players spin a racket (usually up or down of logo) to decide who serves first. This player starts the first rally by electing to serve from either the left or right service box. For a legal serve, one of the server's feet must be touching the service box, not touching any part of the service box lines, as the player strikes the ball. After being struck by the racket, the ball must strike the front wall above the service line and below the out line and land in the opposite quarter court. The receiving player can choose to volley a serve after it has hit the front wall. If the server wins the point, the two players switch sides for the following point.

Play
After the serve, the players take turns hitting the ball against the front wall, above the tin and below the out line. The ball may strike the side or back walls at any time, as long as it hits below the out line. It must not hit the floor after hitting the racket and before hitting the front wall. A ball landing on either the out line or the line along the top of the tin is considered to be out. After the ball hits the front wall, it is allowed to bounce once on the floor (and any number of times against the side or back walls) before a player must return it. Players may move anywhere around the court but accidental or deliberate obstruction of the other player's movements is forbidden. Players typically return to the center of the court after making a shot.

Side-out (or hand-out) scoring system / English scoring
This scoring system is based on a “serving” system, in which one must gain the serve to obtain a point. Having the serve is sometimes considered to be on “offense”. The opponent (who does not have the serve) is considered to be on the defensive and must score to win the serve and then score again to gain a point.
One point is awarded to the server during the course of play if:
The receiver fails to strike the ball before it has bounced twice
The receiver hits the ball out (either on or above the out line, or on the tin) or misses the front wall.
The receiver obstructs the server during the point (see “Interference and Obstruction”)
Where the server does any of these things, or fails to hit the serve in, then the players change roles and the receiver will serve the next point, but no points are awarded.
Games are played to either 9, 11 or 21 points (with the exception that the receiver may opt to call "set two" and play to 10 when the score first reaches 8-8). Competition matches are usually played to "best-of-five" (i.e., the player to win the most out of five games). At one time this scoring system was preferred in Britain, and also among countries with traditional British ties, e.g. Australia, Canada, Pakistan, South Africa, India, but now at competitive levels, only PARS to 11 is used (see below).

Point a rally scoring system (PARS) / American scoring
Alternatively, in the point-a-rally scoring system (PARS), also known as American scoring, points are scored by the person who wins each rally, whether or not he or she served. The winner of the previous point will serve at the start of the next point. Traditionally, PARS scoring was up to 9 points (or the receiver calls 9 or 10 when the game reaches 8-8). However, in 2004, the PARS scoring was increased to 11 for the professional game (if the game reaches 10-10, a player must win by two points).[5] PARS is now used on the men's Professional Tour, and the tin height has been lowered by two inches for the men's professional tournaments (these changes have been made in a hope to shorten the length of the rallies and therefore the match). The women's Professional Tour uses the original tin height, but started using the PARS to 11 scoring system as of July 2008. In the International game, club, doubles and recreational matches are usually played using the traditional British scoring system, but the European Squash Federation (ESF), World Squash Federation (WSF) and several national federations are now using PARS to 11 on a trial or permanent basis. Scoring systems and rules can be adapted subtly to accommodate shorter game time or multiple players. As of April 1, 2009, WSF has declared that PARS to 11 will be the only official scoring system allowed for all levels of competitive squash.

There, have a read of that!

[Rilla]

Isn't it like tennis?

Two people, hitting the ball against a wall, above the tin line and below the out line?

Walled room?

Ninja'd

[Rich Cranium]

I also play squash :D

You play with a vegetable?

[Tommy Thunder]

You play with a vegetable?

..... yes.

[Grind_Bastard]

I remember a scene in a Woody Allen film where they play squash. Think it was Annie Hall.

[SouthernBlood]

hm,thinking of putting together that vignette we talked about for this topic soon,itll be a hype video type of thing that I type together.

[K2Jelly]

So much for this place not being a postwhore thread.

[Torphy]

I feel so dirty.. and I like it!

[SouthernBlood]

So much for this place not being a postwhore thread.

hey mine pertains to the topic pal :P and posting specifically about postwhoring is just as bad as actually doing it right? lol :P

[Tommy Thunder]

http://blog.educaedu.com/en/files/2009/11/ron.burgandy.jpg

Hello folks, EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson here, and I'm here at this moment with EWNCW International champion Billy McCoy! Now Billy, first of all, let's go back to Destiny's Calling where you successfully retained your title against 'The Great Pharaoh' Seth Ferrell. How happy are you to be the longest reigning EWNCW International champion?

BMcC: Huge honor Dick you know how much i respect this titles former holders and to be the champion right now at this great time for EWNCW is remarkable and to be in the same bracket as Thunderbirds and Hawkes is a real privilege

DT: I'm sure. And the atmosphere at Destiny's Calling, what was that like?

BMcC: It was the Biggest Stage in effeding and when your there knowing all eyes (most of them envious) are on you the pressure backstage was huge but when you step through that curtain and it all turned to joy cos we got to emulate our heroes it was a really beautiful moment something that you just have to experience

DT: It truly was a spectacle wasn't it?! Now onto more recent developments. Last week you were drafted to Thursday night Inferno. How does it feel to be part of the Thursday night brand?

BMcC: I love RAGE and Inferno but Inferno built this company and you really have to be here to be one of the markee names you really have to be a star on Inferno thats what i plan on doing

DT: I wouldn't bet against that! Of course, we've seen that Mark Dimension has set his sights on your international title. How do you feel about potentially defending your title against him? Especially since he's undefeated.

BMcC: I look for the biggest challenges i guess thats Dimensions i'll adress this some more this thursday.

DT: Great, we'll look forward to that! Finally, we noted earlier that you're the longest reigning International champion. You're on some roll right now, and you're showing no signs of slowing down. What is the secret to the longevity of your reign?

BMcC: um i dont know really keep training keep improving dont get complacent and just believe that BETTER Is Bigger

DT: Excellent. Well thank you very much for your time Billy! And don't you forget folks, Thursday night Inferno is tonight! Don't forget to tune in as we roll on to our next ppv; 'Fallout'!!

[Grind_Bastard]

Broskis, Rich has sent me the Ignition segment for tonight, and it's worth a f'n read! Be sure to check it!

I still have a lot of Inferno to write, though.

[Torphy]

Broskis, Rich has sent me the Ignition segment for tonight, and it's worth a f'n read! Be sure to check it!

I still have a lot of Inferno to write, though.

Good luck on getting it out on time dude

[chunkkynutzzz]

Good luck on getting it out on time dude

Grind TiMe,He Gonna Hit us Wit InFerNo , Like ....

TADOWWW

[chunkkynutzzz]

Good luck on getting it out on time dude

Grind TiMe,He Gonna Hit us Wit InFerNo , Like ....

TADOWWW

[Keith_Stone]

Wow. I haven't been on for a while!
I'm up to date on stuff after reading up though. Great shows last Thursday and Wednes... oops, I mean Monday :p
Keith Stone's still rocking out, jut hanging out backstage, just mining his own business!

[Torphy]

Wow. I haven't been on for a while!
I'm up to date on stuff after reading up though. Great shows last Thursday and Wednes... oops, I mean Monday :p
Keith Stone's still rocking out, jut hanging out backstage, just mining his own business!

How can I become as smooth as Keith Stone?

[Keith_Stone]

How can I become as smooth as Keith Stone?

By drinking plenty of
http://www.crestpacificbeach.com/photos/beer/crest-liquor-beer-keystone-light.jpg

[Torphy]

By drinking plenty of
http://www.crestpacificbeach.com/photos/beer/crest-liquor-beer-keystone-light.jpg

I need enough of that stuff to fill a swimming pool, then I will be sufficiently smooth!

[Keith_Stone]

I need enough of that stuff to fill a swimming pool, then I will be sufficiently smooth!

Is Keystone beer available in the UK? I know the 'parent' beer Coors is, but I'm sure someone said that Keystone isn't.

[Torphy]

Curse yeeeeee!

[Vegas]

Who's ready for
http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee475/BlacklistWrestling/Inferno.jpg

[Torphy]

Yarr I be ready!

[Vegas]

This thread should be hot right now but its too dead!

[CGBigMan]

Shall i set it on fire?

[Vegas]

Shall i set it on fire?

Yes just like the pic i posted set it a blaze

[Rich Cranium]

Shall i set it on fire?

It will come alive soon. My future endeavors might do the trick! :)

[Vegas]

It will come alive soon. My future endeavors might do the trick! :)

Uhhhh what?

[Rich Cranium]

Uhhhh what?

As the vice president of talent relations it is my duty to announce the latest future endeavor!

[Vegas]

As the vice president of talent relations it is my duty to announce the latest future endeavor!

what ever you say Johnny Ace

[Rich Cranium]

what ever you say Johnny Ace

Right, but this future endeavor is for real.

[Vegas]

Right, but this future endeavor is for real.

o.O uhh ok?

[Torphy]

Right, but this future endeavor is for real.

The suspense is killing me :O

[Rich Cranium]

o.O uhh ok?

Uhh ok is right! :)

[Vegas]

Twisted: Ah the time slowly approaches when me and my dear brother will finally walk down the isle and join EWNCW. We are so excited to see all the people who are involved but what we really want is to taste your red juice.

Slither: Exactly dear brother, i grow very tired of drinking yours and I'm sure you feel the same about me. Who do you think we should taste first?

Twisted: How about Mr. Tommy Thunder?

Slither: Excellent idea, I wonder if it will be shocking?

Twisted: How about Mr.TBoZ or Mr. Rich Cranium?

Slither: Ah yes, their hatred for each other may give their red juices a nice taste!

Twisted: How about the Mr. Arthur Lansdale Fellow?

Slither: Well he is all high and might maybe it will taste expensive.

Twisted: Oh brother i can wait to taste their red juice, i want to roll around in a puddle of it.

Slither: Soon, very soon dear brother..

[Rich Cranium]

The suspense is killing me :O

Well, I am future endeavoring myself so may the suspense rest.

[Grind_Bastard]

Creative, I need some help in the cave.

[Torphy]

Well, I am future endeavoring myself so may the suspense rest.

:O:O:O You've fired yourself!

[Torphy]

Twisted: Ah the time slowly approaches when me and my dear brother will finally walk down the isle and join EWNCW. We are so excited to see all the people who are involved but what we really want is to taste your red juice.

Slither: Exactly dear brother, i grow very tired of drinking yours and I'm sure you feel the same about me. Who do you think we should taste first?

Twisted: How about Mr. Tommy Thunder?

Slither: Excellent idea, I wonder if it will be shocking?

Twisted: How about Mr.TBoZ or Mr. Rich Cranium?

Slither: Ah yes, their hatred for each other may give their red juices a nice taste!

Twisted: How about the Mr. Arthur Lansdale Fellow?

Slither: Well he is all high and might maybe it will taste expensive.

Twisted: Oh brother i can wait to taste their red juice, i want to roll around in a puddle of it.

Slither: Soon, very soon dear brother..

These two give me the creeps!

[Vegas]

These two give me the creeps!

Dude they're mental patients

[Torphy]

Dude they're mental patients

Yeah i read the bio you did for them, sends shivers down my spine, i'd avoid them like the plague lol

[Vegas]

Yeah i read the bio you did for them, sends shivers down my spine, i'd avoid them like the plague lol

LMFAO aww they just wanna try your red juice

[Torphy]

LMFAO aww they just wanna try your red juice

Maaaan they can keep their deranged faces well away from me, i need protection, where's the APA when you need em!

[Vegas]

Maaaan they can keep their deranged faces well away from me, i need protection, where's the APA when you need em!

Uhh Freak Inc, drained them of their red juices

[Torphy]

Uhh Freak Inc, drained them of their red juices

Then may god have mercy on our souls..

[K2Jelly]

Hey, Freak Inc. I heard Arthur Lansdale parked in your parking spots and pissed in your coffee. You might want to have a talk with him...

[Vegas]

Hey, Freak Inc. I heard Arthur Lansdale parked in your parking spots and pissed in your coffee. You might want to have a talk with him...

Twisted: Coffee? But we only drink the red juice.

Slither: And we park where the short bus parks.

Twisted: You are trying to make us mad but we rarely get angry.

Slither: But we would be more than happy to drink every ounce of his red juice and yours as well sir.

Twisted: What a delightful idea dear brother! We will taste them both and it will be so wonderful.

Slither: Than it is settled when we arrive we find both these men and drain them of every ounce of their red juice.

Twisted: Excellent.

[Torphy]

Hey, Freak Inc. I heard Arthur Lansdale parked in your parking spots and pissed in your coffee. You might want to have a talk with him...

I'll have you know sir that Mr Lansdale arrives via Helicopter and urinates only in the safety of his own locker room.

[Vegas]

I'll have you know sir that Mr Lansdale arrives via Helicopter and urinates only in the safety of his own locker room.

Well they will still find you and taste your red juice hehehe

[K2Jelly]

Twisted: Coffee? But we only drink the red juice.

Slither: And we park where the short bus parks.

Twisted: You are trying to make us mad but we rarely get angry.

Slither: But we would be more than happy to drink every ounce of his red juice and yours as well sir.

Twisted: What a delightful idea dear brother! We will taste them both and it will be so wonderful.

Slither: Than it is settled when we arrive we find both these men and drain them of every ounce of their red juice.

Twisted: Excellent.

Heh, heh. I was just jokin' fellas, really........hey, look! Red juice! *runs like a bat of of heck*

[Vegas]

Heh, heh. I was just jokin' fellas, really........hey, look! Red juice! *runs like a bat of of heck*

Twisted: Hey no fair, i can't help but look when someone points out red juice

Slither: He shall pay for that, lets lock him away and use him like a faucet which pours red juice!

Twisted: Sounds delightful dear brother!

[Torphy]

Well they will still find you and taste your red juice hehehe

*runs down a corridor and trips up a cameraman*

Look! That guy is full of red juice! I must be leaving now...

*Runs like the wind*

[Vegas]

*runs down a corridor and trips up a cameraman*

Look! That guy is full of red juice! I must be leaving now...

*Runs like the wind*

Why are you so afraid?

[Torphy]

Why are you so afraid?

I need my blood for.. stuff..

[Vegas]

I need my blood for.. stuff..

Ah no you don't just let freak inc have a taste

[Torphy]

Ah no you don't just let freak inc have a taste

Couldn't i tempt them with some fine cooked venison instead? :D

[Vegas]

Couldn't i tempt them with some fine cooked venison instead? :D

Na bro they crave the good stuff

[Torphy]

Awww maaaan, Lansdale's gonna have to watch his back, with the high class food he eats, you know his blood's gotta be good

[Vegas]

Awww maaaan, Lansdale's gonna have to watch his back, with the high class food he eats, you know his blood's gotta be good

As twisted as freak inc is they are both really smart, they just have messed up points of view

[Torphy]

As twisted as freak inc is they are both really smart, they just have messed up points of view

So do they have a manager or are they going to appear by themselves?

[Vegas]

by themselves, idk if anyone else would fit with these two

[Torphy]

by themselves, idk if anyone else would fit with these two

Yeah, I did have an idea for a character a while ago, based mainly on Abyss though. He would have been a mute, a convicted killer and mentally unstable. His entrance would have been him being walked out in chains by orderlies, they'd release him when at the ring and return to the back. He would have a manager though, a nurse that encourages him to do bad things. He'd be prone to attacked people after matches and the orderlies would rush out and beat him down and chain him back up before things got out of hand. In the PG era that would never fly in WWE, so if TNA are reading this, you can buy this idea for £50 lol

[Vegas]

Yeah, I did have an idea for a character a while ago, based mainly on Abyss though. He would have been a mute, a convicted killer and mentally unstable. His entrance would have been him being walked out in chains by orderlies, they'd release him when at the ring and return to the back. He would have a manager though, a nurse that encourages him to do bad things. He'd be prone to attacked people after matches and the orderlies would rush out and beat him down and chain him back up before things got out of hand. In the PG era that would never fly in WWE, so if TNA are reading this, you can buy this idea for £50 lol

Ya Freak Inc love talking, love freaking people out, and love the red juice. Their theme song is perfect

[CGBigMan]

lets go inferno

[Torphy]

Ya Freak Inc love talking, love freaking people out, and love the red juice. Their theme song is perfect

Please don't tell me it's the Monster Mash :P

[Vegas]

Please don't tell me it's the Monster Mash :P

no its this, listen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD6UFu_34Ss

[Grind_Bastard]

Inferno will take a while, I had to find a suitable match for the main eventm it's not 100% perfect, but it'll do.

I hope I can start the show in 40 minutes. Not sure, but I'll try.

[Rich Cranium]

:O:O:O You've fired yourself!

I will still be active as a character with my promos and direction but not on creative.

[Torphy]

Inferno will take a while, I had to find a suitable match for the main eventm it's not 100% perfect, but it'll do.

I hope I can start the show in 40 minutes. Not sure, but I'll try.

Take your time bud, quality over quickness.

[Torphy]

I will still be active as a character with my promos and direction but not on creative.

Well at least we still have you around here :)

[Rich Cranium]

Now that I am stepping down from creative, I will start building myself up!

IC: TBOZ, you are nothing but a fly on the wall watching the shit go down! Get off your arse and do something or stay out of my way! (I used arse for your Nottingham senses)

[chunkkynutzzz]

ChunkkyNuTZzz Exclusive
Rumor BliTZzz

*GiLLz is Going Back to College- Gillz is apparantly going back to college to get his degrees and he sai"Look what happened to Edge", So By that getting caught on the TMZ cameras the tabloids ran with the story of them having actual Politics in wrestling industry inner circles..I will give follow up on this story...

*Quick BliTZzz From Backstage and Things Are heating The F#cK uP! As FREAK INC. Has Signed With EwncW
And Now on Sale Freak inc. Red Juice ,Yes Some Red Juice Go to EwncW./shopfest, Thanks

*Rich Cranium Writing a Book Footnotes Guide to a Better LiFe Being Rich, its currently in the works of getting published

*Mr.Lansdale Helicopter - Win Tickets to aboard flight with Arthur Lansdale ,Sign up after InFerno for the chance to win

*Daymiane Bloodstone Been using a new move called kidney stones where he picks you up totally knees you in the kidney, due to the damage of the move he is yet to debut on either show

*Kristian Krysys ,Opens a Kake Factory and is set to make organic substances as a layer of every kake, Whatever that means I bet it will be delicioso! Bon ape tits!

*Tommy Thunder was seen Shooting Tommy Guns at a Shooting range He signed autographs but only those that paid the hefty fee...Tommy Thunder Shirts Also On Sale / Thunderbirds Jackets....

*Right Now:William Carlin Gets Drunk With Ric Flair , Ric Flair is Going Nuts asking for an advance , and Apparantly KingStrem Does Too
The Great Cobra Came in Break dancing and the whole deal was brushed off ... Only in EwncW

*Harley McCartney Set to work dark match for WWE

*The Flying Dutchman Dutches ,Alex Kidd Better Watch Those Wellness suspensions as there is a rumor going around that the kidd is having heat drawn to him and I don't mean inferno ...more to this story to come

*BAM!
This has Been
Your
RuuuuuuuuuuuuMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR
BLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Rich Cranium]

ChunkkyNuTZzz Exclusive
Rumor BliTZzz

*Rich Cranium Writing a Book Footnotes Guide to a Better LiFe Being Rich, its currently in the works of getting published



Yes, and Grind Bastard is my ghost writer so the book will be available in both English and Spanish!

[Tommy Thunder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FDvTzh8Lhk
http://bestbloggingtipsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ron_burgundy.jpg

EWNCW Exclusive!

Hello folks, EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson here with an EWNCW exclusive.

In breaking news, EWNCW would like to report that they have come to terms with the release of creative writer Mr R. Cranium.
EWNCW would like to wish Mr Cranium the best in all future endeavors.

[Grind_Bastard]

Yes, and Grind Bastard is my ghost writer so the book will be available in both English and Spanish!

LOL to that!

Carlin's promo is ruining it! it is taking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to be uploaded on youtube! Blame that one on me! But, as soon as it's ready, Inferno will be up! So everybody start to cheer for Friday Morning Inferno!

[Rich Cranium]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FDvTzh8Lhk
http://bestbloggingtipsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ron_burgundy.jpg

EWNCW Exclusive!

Hello folks, EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson here with an EWNCW exclusive.

In breaking news, EWNCW would like to report that they have come to terms with the release of creative writer Mr R. Cranium.
EWNCW would like to wish Mr Cranium the best in all future endeavors.

It was nothing but good times! Good times indeed! Do promise to keep the Batcave clean, ok?

[Tommy Thunder]

LOL to that!

Carlin's promo is ruining it! it is taking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to be uploaded on youtube! Blame that one on me! But, as soon as it's ready, Inferno will be up! So everybody start to cheer for Friday Morning Inferno!

It's still Thursday to me damn it!


It was nothing but good times! Good times indeed! Do promise to keep the Batcave clean, ok?

We'll have to give Alfred more hours so that he can keep it clean!

[Grind_Bastard]

Rich, wanna do the fillers one more time?

[Rich Cranium]

Rich, wanna do the fillers one more time?

Sure thing!

[Grind_Bastard]

Sure thing!

Go ahead! Inferno's ready!

[chunkkynutzzz]

Yo Rich you're leaving EwncW?
Or
Just creative?

[Rich Cranium]

Breaking news!

BWA has come to terms on the release of Rich Cranium. The BWA wishes him all the best in his future endeavors.

*Feel free to use my character robot style if you wish or simply write him out. Let me know if you need anything to finalize the deal.

[Krysys]

Breaking news!

BWA has come to terms on the release of Rich Cranium. The BWA wishes him all the best in his future endeavors.

*Feel free to use my character robot style if you wish or simply write him out. Let me know if you need anything to finalize the deal.

Shocked by this, why are you leaving?

[Tommy Thunder]

Yo Rich you're leaving EwncW?
Or
Just creative?

Just creative.

And can all available creative guys come to the batcave at the conclusion of Inferno?

[Grind_Bastard]

He said just creative!

Inferno's up! Enjoy it!

[Torphy]

He said just creative!

Inferno's up! Enjoy it!

Woooo great show Grind! The empty arena match brought back so many great memories from the attitude era :D

I love how Cobra got cut off by Doom, actually made me laugh quite a bit. And despite the loss i'm not really disappointed, for one night only I got to be AJ Styles :D

I hope my promo wasn't too long, I might need to start cutting them down if people don't really wanna read that much.

[Tommy Thunder]

Excellent Inferno. Things are shaping up nicely for Fallout!

Any creative guys available for the cave?

[Grind_Bastard]

Excellent Inferno. Things are shaping up nicely for Fallout!

Any creative guys available for the cave?

There I am!

Torphy, I love your promos, they're epic. The match was Rich's addition, but I like it. I'm gonna miss Rich a lot, he always improved my ideas.

[Torphy]

*Lansdale receives treatment for the busted lip and bruises he has received during tonights match and post match attack*

Lansdale: Typical.. just typical.. not only am I surprised with a match I am not allowed to prepare for, but I am pitted against a grotesquely overweight and misshapen ogre who blatantly ignores proper etiquette.. the words injustice and bias spring to mind. Ouch! Watch what you're doing wretch! And how insulting it was.. to have that bumbling fool assume I needed help.. I am Arthur Lansdale.. and I do not need help from anyone.. this isn't over.. not until I say it is..

[Torphy]

There I am!

Torphy, I love your promos, they're epic. The match was Rich's addition, but I like it. I'm gonna miss Rich a lot, he always improved my ideas.

Yeah the match was a good idea, Rich definitely captured how Lansdale is supposed to fare worse against heavyweights than against those within his own weightclass. Gives me plenty of new ideas for my next promo whenever that is. Also I love your promo's for Carlin, takes balls man, your accent just adds to it as well, two thumbs up from me!

[Tommy Thunder]

BTW, we'll likely be starting a thread for applications for our new writer (like we did last time), so keep an eye out for that thread if you're interested in having a crack at joining our team!

[aloisick]

No il cattivo and no Two of a kind hmm

jokes

[Grind_Bastard]

Yeah the match was a good idea, Rich definitely captured how Lansdale is supposed to fare worse against heavyweights than against those within his own weightclass. Gives me plenty of new ideas for my next promo whenever that is. Also I love your promo's for Carlin, takes balls man, your accent just adds to it as well, two thumbs up from me!

Thanks man. My accent is kind of weird. Neither British, nor American, nor too Spanish. It's bizarre, but I think I make myself understood.

[aloisick]

No il cattivo and no Two of a kind hmm

jokes

[K2Jelly]

BTW, we'll likely be starting a thread for applications for our new writer (like we did last time), so keep an eye out for that thread if you're interested in having a crack at joining our team!

Undefeated streak...here I come.

[Torphy]

Thanks man. My accent is kind of weird. Neither British, nor American, nor too Spanish. It's bizarre, but I think I make myself understood.

Yeah man, you're very easy to understand. They're great promo's so keep them coming.


Undefeated streak...here I come.

All you gotta do is marry the bosses daughter and you're gonna get sooo many title reigns ;)

[Grind_Bastard]

Yeah man, you're very easy to understand. They're great promo's so keep them coming.

Sure thing!



All you gotta do is marry the bosses daughter and you're gonna get sooo many title reigns ;)

The only creative member that had children was Matt Elder when he was in charge, as far as I know, current creative members have no kids LOL.

[Torphy]

The only creative member that had children was Matt Elder when he was in charge, as far as I know, current creative members have no kids LOL.

I'd say marry the boss then but I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon lol

[Rich Cranium]

The only creative member that had children was Matt Elder when he was in charge, as far as I know, current creative members have no kids LOL.

That's until the little Jenny's are on the loose! ;)

[Grind_Bastard]

I'd say marry the boss then but I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon lol

I was thinking of Hunter-Steph so I misread it


That's until the little Jenny's are on the loose! ;)

We love our little Jennies!

[Tommy Thunder]

That's until the little Jenny's are on the loose! ;)

IC as T-Thunda: Did someone say little Jennies?! Are we gonna have some little Jennies on board this ship?!

[Tommy Thunder]

Ok, we're up and running!
If you'd like to put your name forward to be a writer for EWNCW, then click the link in my sig!

[Torphy]

IC as T-Thunda: Did someone say little Jennies?! Are we gonna have some little Jennies on board this ship?!

Am I the only one who starts thinking of the officer Jennies from Pokemon when I hear the term little Jennies? I'll just point out I watched it when I was a kid, not now :P

[Tommy Thunder]

Am I the only one who starts thinking of the officer Jennies from Pokemon when I hear the term little Jennies? I'll just point out I watched it when I was a kid, not now :P

no shame in watching Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!!

[Grind_Bastard]

Am I the only one who starts thinking of the officer Jennies from Pokemon when I hear the term little Jennies? I'll just point out I watched it when I was a kid, not now :P

That made me LOL.

I have a new sig promoting the search for a writer!

[Torphy]

no shame in watching Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!!

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them in my cause!

Oh yeeeaaaah i've still got it! I have an old gameboy knocking around somewhere with around 5 pokemon games, I was addicted to that stuff lol




That made me LOL.

I have a new sig promoting the search for a writer!

Got some big shoes to fill there, unfortunately my feet are too small hehe

[chunkkynutzzz]

Great Inferno ,and Rich Leaving Creative ..what's Going to happen next?
will Grind Go Solo?
Will Torphy Catch Pokemon?
Has T thunda found Jennies?
Stay Tune For More EwncW!

[chunkkynutzzz]

What The Hell Is Going Onn!

[Torphy]

Great Inferno ,and Rich Leaving Creative ..what's Going to happen next?
will Grind Go Solo?
Will Torphy Catch Pokemon?
Has T thunda found Jennies?
Stay Tune For More EwncW!

Torphy encountered a wild Pidgey!
Pidgey used Sand Attack ... It was not very effective.
Torphy uses Scary Face!
Wild Pidgey Fled.

Damn, I really gotta tone that face stuff down. And on that bombshell i'm going to bed, thanks again for the great show and good luck on finding your new creative member guys!

[Rilla]

New Creative member you say?

I'm in

[Vegas]

Vegas for creative!

[SouthernBlood]

So I think the question shouldve been who DOESNT wanna join creative..I dont...Id much rather stay on this side of things and watch it all unfold..Im a player not a coach.

[Rich Cranium]

I'm sure whoever replaces me will do a great job! :)

I stepped down due to my job which doesn't afford me enough time to deliver the same time and effort as before. Lots of guys put in great work for their characters and I don't want to diminish that by giving you a lackluster show since honestly, everyone here deserves the best show possible.

[Vegas]

I'm sure whoever replaces me will do a great job! :)

I stepped down due to my job which doesn't afford me enough time to deliver the same time and effort as before. Lots of guys put in great work for their characters and I don't want to diminish that by giving you a lackluster show since honestly, everyone here deserves the best show possible.

you did a great job bro

[chunkkynutzzz]

Tear drops for the Rich Cranium from creative
...I meant a shake of hands. (wipes the tear in hiding) lol

[Torphy]

Tear drops for the Rich Cranium from creative
...I meant a shake of hands. (wipes the tear in hiding) lol

Hey champ.. need a hug? lol

On a sidenote, I found the official sexy alpha males fun club anthem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I'm sure whoever replaces me will do a great job! :)

I stepped down due to my job which doesn't afford me enough time to deliver the same time and effort as before. Lots of guys put in great work for their characters and I don't want to diminish that by giving you a lackluster show since honestly, everyone here deserves the best show possible.

I completely understand your situation man, and your contribution to Inferno was immense. I think I speak for most when we thank you for all your service in writing for this great product.

[AirBourne]

I completely understand your situation man, and your contribution to Inferno was immense. I think I speak for most when we thank you for all your service in writing for this great product.

Most definitely, I appreciate everything you've done Rich. I only hope maybe I can do as good as you can if I get chosen. Lol

[chunkkynutzzz]

When is showtime folks

[S.E. Zero]

The show may be delayed a day, not sure yet I'll do my best to get it by tonight but if I cant expect Sanctuary tomorrow.

Sorry folks, life beckons and I have extremely busy and havent found the time to really write out the show.

[eboy]

I completely understand your situation man, and your contribution to Inferno was immense. I think I speak for most when we thank you for all your service in writing for this great product.

here here my sentiments exactly!.

[Torphy]

So gang what are we all up to this Friday evening?

[Tommy Thunder]

So gang what are we all up to this Friday evening?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

[SouthernBlood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

No,this is more like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvzlEfBYKVw

[Grind_Bastard]

Only "Friday" version allowed here should be:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iMATYbejXM

[eboy]

The show may be delayed a day, not sure yet I'll do my best to get it by tonight but if I cant expect Sanctuary tomorrow.

Sorry folks, life beckons and I have extremely busy and havent found the time to really write out the show.

Shame your leaving here too rich but your job comes first :)

and thats fine SEZ

[SouthernBlood]

oh btw torphy thanks for that "Busted lip and bruises " bit,it really helps get over what Doom did in the match ,good lookin out there,was a nice touch.

[SouthernBlood]

Yeah the match was a good idea, Rich definitely captured how Lansdale is supposed to fare worse against heavyweights than against those within his own weightclass. Gives me plenty of new ideas for my next promo whenever that is. Also I love your promo's for Carlin, takes balls man, your accent just adds to it as well, two thumbs up from me!

that was a SUPER heavyweight,just for the record :P

[Tommy Thunder]

Most PM's for Rage have been sent out on my part. I'm still trying to figure out one last segment, but all other PM's are out there!

[eboy]

Most PM's for Rage have been sent out on my part. I'm still trying to figure out one last segment, but all other PM's are out there!
mine are out too guys

[Torphy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

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