Insane Championship Wrestling-*$Fully Written Efed$*

[magglis]

Shaz: And next time, I'll kick your ass like I've never done before.
Angelo: You are saying this to everybody but still you are nothing more than a mid card

[magglis]

Brock: They would be honored to sign me.
Angelo: Ok i have to ask you one thing Shaz.Is that guy serious?

[TTC]

Divine: Wo wo wo there skippy. You ain't taking anything. Chris So Fine Divine is taking ANgelo's HWA universal championship on Sunday. Now that is the Divine Truth

Brock: Woopy Doo. I don't give fuck about you.

[magglis]

Divine: Wo wo wo there skippy. You ain't taking anything. Chris So Fine Divine is taking ANgelo's HWA universal championship on Sunday. Now that is the Divine Truth
Angelo: At least Divine is a decent competitor unlike you Broc no one gives a shit.

[TTC]

Angelo: Ok i have to ask you one thing Shaz.Is that guy serious?

Brock: I'm for real, idiot.

[magglis]

Divine: Wo wo wo there skippy. You ain't taking anything. Chris So Fine Divine is taking ANgelo's HWA universal championship on Sunday. Now that is the Divine Truth
Angelo: Divine calm down buddy don't get to excited, we all know that i will beat you and probably end your career

[magglis]

I'm for real, idiot.
Angelo: So you are for real ha?How many times i heard that

[Shaz11]

Angelo: You are saying this to everybody but still you are nothing more than a mid card

Shaz: Mid card huh? Well I'll tell you what. I win the Money in the Bank or Ultimate X. And you win the World title, well I doubt you will but this only goes if you do. You win the world title, I'll cash it in fairly and we'll see who's ass get kicked!


Angelo: Ok i have to ask you one thing Shaz.Is that guy serious?

Shaz: Well obviously he is you retard.

[magglis]

Shaz: Mid card huh? Well I'll tell you what. I win the Money in the Bank or Ultimate X. And you win the World title, well I doubt you will but this only goes if you do. You win the world title, I'll cash it in fairly and we'll see who's ass get kicked!



Shaz: Well obviously he is you retard.
Angelo: Does all these crap make any sense

[bearkg88]

Angelo: Divine calm down buddy don't get to excited, we all know that i will beat you and probably end your career

Divine: You got one thing right Angelo. Hell in A cell will be a career ender...but where you are wrong is in that it won't be divine's career that ends

[TTC]

Angelo: So you are for real ha?How many times i heard that

Brock: Once from me.

[magglis]

Angelo: Even the champ needs a rest.So Arrivederci cagnas!

A limo arrives Antonyo gets in and leaves

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[Shaz11]

Angelo: Even the champ needs a rest.So Arrivederci cagnas!

A limo arrives Antonyo gets in and leaves

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Shaz: Wow! Angelo, why the fuck would hire a car and bring it here! Jheeze!

[TTC]

Angelo: Even the champ needs a rest.So Arrivederci cagnas!

A limo arrives Antonyo gets in and leaves

http://the-grayline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ferrari-limo.jpg
*What Angelo imagines a limo is actually an old busted car. Driven by his grandpa.

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[wrestlingfan66513]

Hawk: I am back and now I am a double champion.

Raises the Carnage World title and the ICW tag title.

Hawk: We proved we are the top team here and at Glory Days we will settle it and put all our haters to rest. We will prove to the world that we are the most exciting and dominating team in history.

[bearkg88]

Just a friendly reminder, I need all promos by Sunday. For those in the running to be in the MITB or Ultimate X match, if I don't get a promo, you for sure will NOT be in either of those matches!

[TTC]

Just a friendly reminder, I need all promos by Sunday. For those in the running to be in the MITB or Ultimate X match, if I don't get a promo, you for sure will NOT be in either of those matches!

When will my blindfolded match happen? If I may ask.

[Vandarius]

Shaz: Wow! Angelo, why the fuck would hire a car and bring it here! Jheeze!

Darius: Hey now, hes paying me $10,000 an hour, whether he knows it or not!

[bearkg88]

When will my blindfolded match happen? If I may ask.
On the Karnage after this one. There will be 5 karnages between now and Glory Days

[HolyJose2391]

Just a friendly reminder, I need all promos by Sunday. For those in the running to be in the MITB or Ultimate X match, if I don't get a promo, you for sure will NOT be in either of those matches!
Did Shaz send you ours?

[bearkg88]

Did Shaz send you ours?

He did. I was impressed

[HolyJose2391]

He did. I was impressed
We went after POTW lol

[TTC]

On the Karnage after this one. There will be 5 karnages between now and Glory Days

Cool. I can't wait for it. That's going to be a fun promo to write for.

[Vandarius]

My mouth feels like it was hit by a baseball bat. FUCK.

[HolyJose2391]

My mouth feels like it was hit by a baseball bat. FUCK.

Do explain

[Vandarius]

Do explain

I fell down outside earlier and hit my left cheek (The side which I had two wisdom teeth removed out of the three, and they fucked up my gums in the process) off of a porch, so now its twice as swollen and hurts so much more.

[AirBourne]

Hey guys, I will be gone for the next week, until next Friday night, most likely, maybe even Saturday, but just wanted to let you all know that, and I'll try to check up here whenever I can, just to answer messages if you guys need to talk to me. So just message me, and I'll answer whenever I can, thanks guys!

[CM Rock-Austin]

Angelo: Sorry but i f i remember well, the lat time i faced you i was the one who kicked your ass
Jackson: Please tell when in the hell that happen!?

We went after POTW lol

That is what me and Foster are trying to do right now ;) lol.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Artemis is such a dickhead now and I just realized it with the segment I'm doing for Karnage... man.... such an asshole. I love it lol.

[Kashdinero]

Ma$$ = Best Ref In The World.

[magglis]

Ma$$ = Best Ref In The World.
What about being the best wrestler in ICW too

[Kashdinero]

What about being the best wrestler in ICW too

Well, I'm sure he could be if he really tried. There's some tough guys around here, though, lol. Plus, with doing Jabe, and Istvan for ECWN (sic), it would be quite the task to fit in the time to do him justice. Still, never let it be said that Kash turned down a challenge... Watch this space and all that lol :)

[bearkg88]

Well, I'm sure he could be if he really tried. There's some tough guys around here, though, lol. Plus, with doing Jabe, and Istvan for ECWN (sic), it would be quite the task to fit in the time to do him justice. Still, never let it be said that Kash turned down a challenge... Watch this space and all that lol :)

I can already see it, the next time Magg does a thread with voting for best feud....Divine vs Ma$$ :D

[No_1eddiefan]

I can already see it, the next time Magg does a thread with voting for best feud....Divine vs Ma$$ :D

Divine vs. Ma$$?! I'm gonna be the World Champion! Kyo vs. Ma$$ ;)

[Torphy]

Hey I never asked, what days are your shows usually on guys? :)

[BennyTheBall]

Mr. Smyth: During this blindfold match, I may just skip around the ring. Just for shits and giggles. I'll need to exert some energy, make it feel like that I've done some work.

[bearkg88]

Hey I never asked, what days are your shows usually on guys? :)

Well that is the kicker right now with work. I try to do shows when my gf is at work, or when im up at work because i normally work 3 or 4 days in a row and live where i work. The shows are normally a week within one another, or less. I think the short span we had between shows was 3 or 4 days, and the longest was a week. Once I get a permanent work schedule(should be in the next few weeks), there will be a set day for weekly shows

[bearkg88]

Mr. Smyth: During this blindfold match, I may just skip around the ring. Just for shits and giggles. I'll need to exert some energy, make it feel like that I've done some work.

Smokey: Hold on there Smyth...did you think you were going to have the advantage and not be blind folded? Ha, you are wrong. Both you and Edwards will be blindfolded.

[bearkg88]

Divine vs. Ma$$?! I'm gonna be the World Champion! Kyo vs. Ma$$ ;)

Phs....Divine vs Ma$$ vs Kyojin sounds more like it ;)

[bearkg88]

Ok guys. I am leaving for the day. Goingg to see the expendables 2 with the gf, and then a amusement park. Tomorrow is a county fair and getting to see Alan Jackson. Ill be on sporadically but not enough to do my usual posting. Keep up the amazing ICing :D When i get back tomorrow night Ill see how many promos im missing

[No_1eddiefan]

Phs....Divine vs Ma$$ vs Kyojin sounds more like it ;)

Yesssssss!

[bearkg88]

By the way, promo of the week is going to be tough to pick, as there are some freaking EPIC promos this week.

[BennyTheBall]

Smokey: Hold on there Smyth...did you think you were going to have the advantage and not be blind folded? Ha, you are wrong. Both you and Edwards will be blindfolded.

Mr. Smyth: That wasn't the stipulation that Brock and I agreed. Brock wants to make an impact on ICW by beating my while he is blindfolded, and I have decided to grant him that opportunity. If I too am blindfolded, it will lessen his impact, should he beat me. That would be considerably unfair on Brock, as he wants to get over as quick as he can.

[Kashdinero]

Phs....Divine vs Ma$$ vs Kyojin sounds more like it ;)

Now, this? This could lead a guy to signing on the dotted line.

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: During this blindfold match, I may just skip around the ring. Just for shits and giggles. I'll need to exert some energy, make it feel like that I've done some work.
Brock: You still would lose.

Smokey: Hold on there Smyth...did you think you were going to have the advantage and not be blind folded? Ha, you are wrong. Both you and Edwards will be blindfolded.
Brock: That sounds more interesting.

Mr. Smyth: That wasn't the stipulation that Brock and I agreed. Brock wants to make an impact on ICW by beating my while he is blindfolded, and I have decided to grant him that opportunity. If I too am blindfolded, it will lessen his impact, should he beat me. That would be considerably unfair on Brock, as he wants to get over as quick as he can.
Brock: Stop crying about it, fool.

[Torphy]

Mr. Smyth: That wasn't the stipulation that Brock and I agreed. Brock wants to make an impact on ICW by beating my while he is blindfolded, and I have decided to grant him that opportunity. If I too am blindfolded, it will lessen his impact, should he beat me. That would be considerably unfair on Brock, as he wants to get over as quick as he can.

Adonis: Hey, bro', lets face it yeah? I mean in a match between yourself and Mr Edwards there, the only people who should be blindfolded are the ladies in the audience, you know what am sayin'? I mean who in their right minds would wanna be looking at you two duds when they could be feasting their eyes on a real stud who can get the job done.. in AND outside the ring? Take notes boys, you're lookin' at sexual perfection..

-Flexes biceps and pulls a few poses-

Adonis: Yeeaahh.. Ohh.. that's right.. get it on.. damn...

[No_1eddiefan]

Adonis: Hey, bro', lets face it yeah? I mean in a match between yourself and Mr Edwards there, the only people who should be blindfolded are the ladies in the audience, you know what am sayin'? I mean who in their right minds would wanna be looking at you two duds when they could be feasting their eyes on a real stud who can get the job done.. in AND outside the ring? Take notes boys, you're lookin' at sexual perfection..

-Flexes biceps and pulls a few poses-

Adonis: Yeeaahh.. Ohh.. that's right.. get it on.. damn...

This guy is actually slowly becoming one of my favourite ICW characters already- golden ICing Torphy!

[Torphy]

This guy is actually slowly becoming one of my favourite ICW characters already- golden ICing Torphy!

Haha thanks dude, time will tell how i get on with him, it's quite fun playing a jokey character so far!

[magglis]

Phs....Divine vs Ma$$ vs Kyojin sounds more like it ;)
Divine vs Ma$$ vs Kyojin vs Angelo for the world title;)

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Artemis Eclipse VS Ma$$dinero VS Tommy Thunder for the ICW World Championship... gold written all over it.

[Destruction]

Artemis Eclipse VS Ma$$dinero VS Tommy Thunder for the ICW World Championship... gold written all over it.

Sebastian Schweizner: Excuse me sir, but I think you're forgetting the greatest Insane Championship Wrestler of all time, once he debuts. Gommenta will destroy anything in it's way, and that includes all you idiots

[Shaz11]

Sebastian Schweizner: Excuse me sir, but I think you're forgetting the greatest Insane Championship Wrestler of all time, once he debuts. Gommenta will destroy anything in it's way, and that includes all you idiots

Shaz: Oh God! We've got a Alberto Del Rio wannabe! We've got a Brock Lesnar wannabe! And now we got Sakamoto and Tensai wannabes!

[TTC]

Shaz: Oh God! We've got a Alberto Del Rio wannabe! We've got a Brock Lesnar wannabe! And now we got Sakamoto and Tensai wannabes!

Brock: And we have a loser trying to be relevant. That be you,btw.

[Shaz11]

Brock: And we have a loser trying to be relevant. That be you,btw.

Shaz: Oh and last night you were being all "Don't you agree with me Shaz". I already am relevant, unlike you. Talk to me when you've actually made an impact, rookie.

[Destruction]

Shaz: Oh God! We've got a Alberto Del Rio wannabe! We've got a Brock Lesnar wannabe! And now we got Sakamoto and Tensai wannabes!

Schweizner: Excuse me Shaz, Tensai speaks, Gommenta doesn't. Gommenta has trained all over the world, Tensai hasn't. Gommenta started in amateur wrestling, Tensai didn't, I'm English, Tensai isn't.

You, my friend, are a JTG wannabe

[TTC]

Shaz: Oh and last night you were being all "Don't you agree with me Shaz". I already am relevant, unlike you. Talk to me when you've actually made an impact, rookie.

Brock: That was one night thing. Aren't you classified as a rookie by many here in ICW.

[No_1eddiefan]

Schweizner: Excuse me Shaz, Tensai speaks, Gommenta doesn't. Gommenta has trained all over the world, Tensai hasn't. Gommenta started in amateur wrestling, Tensai didn't, I'm English, Tensai isn't.

You, my friend, are a JTG wannabe

Kyojin: English, with a name like Schweizner?

[Destruction]

Kyojin: English, with a name like Schweizner?

Schweizner: English dad, Japanese mum, German grandparents, French and Indonesian Great-Grandparents. I'm a cultural cocktail. So before you carry on acting like a wise-ass, you better watch your back. Gommenta's a death machine, and when the killswitch is engaged, you cannot survive

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Kyle Diamond: WILL YOU ALL JUST.... SHUT... THE... HELL... UP!!!

[No_1eddiefan]

Schweizner: English dad, Japanese mum, German grandparents, French and Indonesian Great-Grandparents. I'm a cultural cocktail. So before you carry on acting like a wise-ass, you better watch your back. Gommenta's a death machine, and when the killswitch is engaged, you cannot survive

Kyojin: So where is Gommenta from?

[Destruction]

Kyojin: So where is Gommenta from?

Schweizner: Born in Austria, moved to Germany, where we met, traveled to other parts of the world training, which you can check out in the roster thread! Asshole

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Artemis Eclipse: I have NO idea why all of you fucking newcomers and rookies are claiming to be the best here in ICW. Let me introduce myself to you all. I'm Artemis Eclipse and I am the BIGGEST thing ICW has going, 1st EVER Professional Wrestler to sign with ICW, 5 Time Insanity Champion... not to mention retired with me holding it and the current EWA Fury TV Champion. By the end of this year I will have accumulated more gold than any of you fucking wannabe's will ever get!

I am a prodigy in the ring, trained by the best of the 70's and 80's, my father is one of the most famous professional wrestlers ever and I'm DAMN proud to be in this business alone. I am the best now and will be the best in the future. There is NO denying who I am and what I have accomplished being on a National level for only eight months!

Before that I was co-holder of the PWG Tag-Team Championships, PWG Champion, IWGP Jr Heavyweight Champion, AAA Heavyweight Champion and ROH Pure Champion. My accolades are only growing daily so, nice to make your acquaintance... never get into my fucking path!!

[Shaz11]

Schweizner: Excuse me Shaz, Tensai speaks, Gommenta doesn't. Gommenta has trained all over the world, Tensai hasn't. Gommenta started in amateur wrestling, Tensai didn't, I'm English, Tensai isn't.

You, my friend, are a JTG wannabe

Shaz: JTG wannabe? Oh yeah! When was he in prison? He is a jobber in WWE!


Brock: That was one night thing. Aren't you classified as a rookie by many here in ICW.

Shaz: One night thing? Yeah really! You just come to me when no one else agrees with you! I'm not classified as a rookie actually. My performance in the Road to Glory performance said it all. I may not have won but at least I lost to the best!

[TTC]

Shaz: JTG wannabe? Oh yeah! When was he in prison? He is a jobber in WWE!



Shaz: One night thing? Yeah really! You just come to me when no one else agrees with you! I'm not classified as a rookie actually. My performance in the Road to Glory performance said it all. I may not have won but at least I lost to the best!

Brock: You're still called a rookie.

[Shaz11]

Brock: You're still called a rookie.


Shaz: No I'm not. I'm called Shaz.

[TTC]

Shaz: No I'm not. I'm called Shaz.

Brock: Whatever.

[Shaz11]

Brock: Whatever.

Shaz: Whatever? Is that all you've got?

[Shaz11]

Artemis Eclipse: I have NO idea why all of you fucking newcomers and rookies are claiming to be the best here in ICW. Let me introduce myself to you all. I'm Artemis Eclipse and I am the BIGGEST thing ICW has going, 1st EVER Professional Wrestler to sign with ICW, 5 Time Insanity Champion... not to mention retired with me holding it and the current EWA Fury TV Champion. By the end of this year I will have accumulated more gold than any of you fucking wannabe's will ever get!

I am a prodigy in the ring, trained by the best of the 70's and 80's, my father is one of the most famous professional wrestlers ever and I'm DAMN proud to be in this business alone. I am the best now and will be the best in the future. There is NO denying who I am and what I have accomplished being on a National level for only eight months!

Before that I was co-holder of the PWG Tag-Team Championships, PWG Champion, IWGP Jr Heavyweight Champion, AAA Heavyweight Champion and ROH Pure Champion. My accolades are only growing daily so, nice to make your acquaintance... never get into my fucking path!!

Shaz: And you still got beaten by Van Hooligan X.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Shaz: And you still got beaten by Van Hooligan X.

Artemis: Yeah, and go back and watch all of the endings to those matches. I was screwed in each and every one of them. You damn well know that! I've been screwed since day one in this damn place!

[TTC]

Shaz: Whatever? Is that all you've got?

Brock: Yup. I"m tired of you and I got more important things to do.

[Shaz11]

Artemis: Yeah, and go back and watch all of the endings to those matches. I was screwed in each and every one of them. You damn well know that! I've been screwed since day one in this damn place!

Shaz: You've been screwed since day one huh? Well that explains why you've got a shot at the X-Treme title at Glory Days!


Brock: Yup. I"m tired of you and I got more important things to do.

Shaz: Good. I don't talk to rookies anyway.

[TTC]

Shaz: You've been screwed since day one huh? Well that explains why you've got a shot at the X-Treme title at Glory Days!



Shaz: Good. I don't talk to rookies anyway.

Brock: You have been and just did again.

[Shaz11]

Brock: You have been and just did again.

Shaz: Only because you've been provoking me to do so. I thought you were too tired to talk to me? Why don't you go back to doing your "important things".

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Shaz: You've been screwed since day one huh? Well that explains why you've got a shot at the X-Treme title at Glory Days!

Artemis: They tossed a friggin' rookie in the mix and I won. No one cares about Johann. At all. He's a weird loser who probably sat alone in elementary, middle and high school. He became so fucking delusional that he was a vampire/hunter that he really thinks he is descendant from Van Hellsing. It's weird, and retarded. Much like Octothorp. And make no mistake about it, I will be X-Treme Champion as well because Octothorp is a nondenominational as well.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Wanna hear some wonky shit? I looked up Artemis Eclipse on Bing. What did I find? A link to Facebook. I was weirded out of course because Artemis has a Twitter but, no Facebook. So, I clicked on the link and I believe I fell into a vortex. A ridiculously hot brunette girl has been using the same name. She's an Otaku, video game player, and all around just by what I've seen, everything I ever wanted in a woman lol. Like, she's my perfect match (By the knowledge I've obtained thus far.)

Its uberweird I found her now. Like, I dunno.... I find it interesting to say the least. And yeah, brunette's are my type as well... I'm floored as of this moment haha. I really hope she didn't come up with "Artemis Eclipse" like I did because that would be awesomely freaky!

[chunkkynutzzz]

IC as N: Fuck All Ya'll..I get back to it ,later.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Sent me and CJ's promo in, hope you like it bear, and I think it is one of my best promo work I have done.

Jackson: Another newcomer, what the hell! We better have enough money to sign all of this rookies.

[Torphy]

Sent me and CJ's promo in, hope you like it bear, and I think it is one of my best promo work I have done.

Jackson: Another newcomer, what the hell! We better have enough money to sign all of this rookies.

Adonis: Pssh, listen to yourself.. it ain't a question about how much money they spendin', bro'. It's all about how much ICW is gonna be raking in from acquisitions such as yours truly. I'm so money, banks come to me for loans. You just watch this space, an see just how much cash these ladies throw ol' Malcom's way, i'm a regular cash cow, you know what am sayin'?

[Yes2J]

It is sooooo hard to not post IC right now! This 'silence' will makes sense though once Karnage occurs. After that, I will be back to IC posting.

[chunkkynutzzz]

It is sooooo hard to not post IC right now! This 'silence' will makes sense though once Karnage occurs. After that, I will be back to IC posting.

Please just keep your silence after karnage as well and yes this is ic

[TTC]

Shaz: Only because you've been provoking me to do so. I thought you were too tired to talk to me? Why don't you go back to doing your "important things".
Brock: I had a few moments to spare, so I though I respond.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Adonis: Pssh, listen to yourself.. it ain't a question about how much money they spendin', bro'. It's all about how much ICW is gonna be raking in from acquisitions such as yours truly. I'm so money, banks come to me for loans. You just watch this space, an see just how much cash these ladies throw ol' Malcom's way, i'm a regular cash cow, you know what am sayin'?

Jackson: It sounds like you should be a stripper than a wrestler but anyway if you think you are going to pull in more money for us you are on crack. I am going to name the top 5 money earners from Merch for this company; 1.Van Hooligan X 2.Kyojin 3.Artimis 4. Chris Divine 5.#. Surprising really, how # sold a lot but hey the kids love him. I on the other hand is 7th right behind Darius so by the looks of things you have a very long way to go.

[Kashdinero]

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: Well, after hearing some of the pathetic promos you guys have been spewing out of your sore encrusted mouths, I've come to the conclusion that this place needs Ma$$. Badly.

Beark, you can thank me in advance for those extra ratings. Oh, and, yeah, don't expect Thomas ThunDer(p) to man up and get in the ring with me. That confused child has been ducking me for months… Arty, on the other hand, is more than welcome to step up and get knocked out by the hardest right in da' biz. Kyojo, DeeMcVineCock and that other melt who's name I never even fully read to be able to remember are probs not too familiar with me if they're wanting to have a match with me, so, allow me to introduce myself... I'm Ma$$, and I beat people up. Badly.

Now, can I get an amen, bruva?!

[magglis]

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: Well, after hearing some of the pathetic promos you guys have been spewing out of your sore encrusted mouths, I've come to the conclusion that this place needs Ma$$. Badly.

Beark, you can thank me in advance for those extra ratings. Oh, and, yeah, don't expect Thomas ThunDer(p) to man up and get in the ring with me. That confused child has been ducking me for months… Arty, on the other hand, is more than welcome to step up and get knocked out by the hardest right in da' biz. Kyojo, DeeMcVineCock and that other melt who's name I never even fully read to be able to remember are probs not too familiar with me if they're wanting to have a match with me, so, allow me to introduce myself... I'm Ma$$, and I beat people up. Badly.

Now, can I get an amen, bruva?!
Angelo: Omg how cute another has-been in ICW

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: Well, after hearing some of the pathetic promos you guys have been spewing out of your sore encrusted mouths, I've come to the conclusion that this place needs Ma$$. Badly.

Beark, you can thank me in advance for those extra ratings. Oh, and, yeah, don't expect Thomas ThunDer(p) to man up and get in the ring with me. That confused child has been ducking me for months… Arty, on the other hand, is more than welcome to step up and get knocked out by the hardest right in da' biz. Kyojo, DeeMcVineCock and that other melt who's name I never even fully read to be able to remember are probs not too familiar with me if they're wanting to have a match with me, so, allow me to introduce myself... I'm Ma$$, and I beat people up. Badly.

Now, can I get an amen, bruva?!

Hawk: This thread is about the future of efedding, not the champions of yesterday. I have worked my ass off to get where I am and I am not giving up my spot just to make room for someone else. I am on the rise and while you all pay attention to the small things, I will take the ICW by storm one step at a time.

[TTC]

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: Well, after hearing some of the pathetic promos you guys have been spewing out of your sore encrusted mouths, I've come to the conclusion that this place needs Ma$$. Badly.

Beark, you can thank me in advance for those extra ratings. Oh, and, yeah, don't expect Thomas ThunDer(p) to man up and get in the ring with me. That confused child has been ducking me for months… Arty, on the other hand, is more than welcome to step up and get knocked out by the hardest right in da' biz. Kyojo, DeeMcVineCock and that other melt who's name I never even fully read to be able to remember are probs not too familiar with me if they're wanting to have a match with me, so, allow me to introduce myself... I'm Ma$$, and I beat people up. Badly.

Now, can I get an amen, bruva?!

Brock: We don't need has-beens in ICW. So, leave now.

[Kashdinero]

Angelo: Omg how cute another has-been in ICW

IC @$ Ma$$: Has been?! Where? Who left the door open and let TDA in?!

Waaaaiiit a minute, you was talking about me, weren't cha'? Aww, mate, get back to me when, either, A) your balls have dropped, or B) when I'm not so busy bangin' ya' mum. Now, go on, get out of here, and go play in the traffic with ya' mate Michael, 'fore I smack you out'a your training pants, ya little baby shit green abortion.

OOC: Kash loves ICing. God, I don't do it enough ;)

[Kashdinero]

Brock: We don't need has-beens in ICW. So, leave now.

IC: Oooh, look, Angie's got himself a little parrot.

[Vandarius]

Darius: Man ... Glory Days needs to get here already!

[magglis]

IC @$ Ma$$: Has been?! Where? Who left the door open and let TDA in?!

Waaaaiiit a minute, you was talking about me, weren't cha'? Aww, mate, get back to me when, either, A) your balls have dropped, or B) when I'm not so busy bangin' ya' mum. Now, go on, get out of here, and go play in the traffic with ya' mate Michael, 'fore I smack you out'a your training pants, ya little baby shit green abortion.

OOC: Kash loves ICing. God, I don't do it enough ;)
Anhelo: Oh you love mom jokes,so is true you have the brain of a 12 year.Let me tell you one thing what you did in JBW or in any other stupid organization you ever been it doesn't count in ICW.For me you are just a rookie, you need to climb the ladder to the top.And your silly jokes are to old

[TTC]

IC: Oooh, look, Angie's got himself a little parrot.

Brock: I'm no parrot. Angelo just is telling the truth about you. You're the past and we in the other hand are the future of ICW.

[Kashdinero]

Hawk: This thread is about the future of efedding, not the champions of yesterday. I have worked my ass off to get where I am and I am not giving up my spot just to make room for someone else. I am on the rise and while you all pay attention to the small things, I will take the ICW by storm one step at a time.

IC @$ Ma$$: Bruv, I get that you're new to this shit, but I'm begging you to do a little homework here. I've been held down by Ka$h in JBW from the moment he took over that place, and, trust me, I'm faaaaaaaar from a champion of yesterday. Look at me as the past, present, and future of not only JBW and ICW, but all of EFedding in general.

Check the M.O..

Arrive.

Make promises.

Keep 'em.

Leave as champ.

#Simplicity

[Kashdinero]

Anhelo: Oh you love mom jokes,so is true you have the brain of a 12 year.Let me tell you one thing what you did in JBW or in any other stupid organization you ever been it doesn't count in ICW.For me you are just a rookie, you need to climb the ladder to the top.And your silly jokes are to old

IC @$ Ma$$: Bruv, mum jokes never get old. Never. You know what else won't get old? Yep, you if you care to take the up the daunting task of being the first rung on that ladder you are clearly oh so familiar with.

[magglis]

IC @$ Ma$$: Bruv, mum jokes never get old. Never. You know what else won't get old? Yep, you if you care to take the up the daunting task of being the first rung on that ladder you are clearly oh so familiar with.
Angelo: You know something A$$, i would love to be your first opponent that will give the chance to be the very first guy to kick your a$$!

[TTC]

Angelo: You know something A$$, i would love to be your first opponent that will give the chance to be the very first guy to kick your a$$!

Brock: Fuck you. I want dips first at A$$hole over there.

[magglis]

Brock: Fuck you. I want dips first at A$$hole over there.
Angelo: What makes you think that you will get a match in ICW, you need to pass from developmental first ROOKIE

[wrestlingfan66513]

IC @$ Ma$$: Bruv, I get that you're new to this shit, but I'm begging you to do a little homework here. I've been held down by Ka$h in JBW from the moment he took over that place, and, trust me, I'm faaaaaaaar from a champion of yesterday. Look at me as the past, present, and future of not only JBW and ICW, but all of EFedding in general.

Check the M.O..

Arrive.

Make promises.

Keep 'em.

Leave as champ.

#Simplicity

Hawk: You can leave as a champion if you want, but as long you stay out of my way then we are fine. But if the time comes and I have to take you out, then you better prepare for Mayhem because I will show no weakness, I will not falter and I will not lose. I don't care of you were held down, that just means you weren't man enough to get back up on your own.

#Getonmylevel

[TTC]

Angelo: What makes you think that you will get a match in ICW, you need to pass from developmental first ROOKIE

Brock: What makes you think Ma$$ wants a match with you?

[Kashdinero]

Ma$$: I would gladly take the above double act on in a handicapped match. I'd feel bad picking on the handicapped and all that, but sometimes even mongs need to be put in their place.

[magglis]

Brock: What makes you think Ma$$ wants a match with you?
Angelo: Well i am in the main event at Glory Days, i am member of the Clique, the HWA Universal Champion and i'm not a rookie

[TTC]

Ma$$: I would gladly take the above double act on in a handicapped match. I'd feel bad picking on the handicapped and all that, but sometimes even mongs need to be put in their place.

Brock: Who you calling a monk. After my debut and blindfolded match I like that handicapped match. I don't care if I have to team up with Angelo.

[TTC]

Angelo: Well i am in the main event at Glory Days, i am member of the Clique, the HWA Universal Champion and i'm not a rookie

Brock: Good for you./sarcasm

[magglis]

Brock: Who you calling a monk. After my debut and blindfolded match I like that handicapped match. I don't care if I have to team up with Angelo.
Angelo: Wow wow first of all why don't you just shut the fuck up for a sec.No one is teaming with me you cagnas.That A$$ guy needs to slow down with the weed because that shit is destroying his brain cells and he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.If i face him i will do it alone.I would love to kick his ass and send him back to JBW

[Kashdinero]

Hawk: You can leave as a champion if you want, but as long you stay out of my way then we are fine. But if the time comes and I have to take you out, then you better prepare for Mayhem because I will show no weakness, I will not falter and I will not lose. I don't care of you were held down, that just means you weren't man enough to get back up on your own.

#Getonmylevel

Ma$$: Yeah, it was more a case of doing the right thing for family than me not being capable. Thats why I'm here, though, to show guys like.. Well, guys like you, that no matter how bright the future may seem for you, there's always gonna be that one dark cloud ready to spoil your plans.

Talk is cheap, but a punch to the face by Ma$$ is priceless.

#IWouldButIfIWentThatFarDownIdProbsGetANosebleed

[TTC]

Angelo: Wow wow first of all why don't you just shut the fuck up for a sec.No one is teaming with me you cagnas.That A$$ guy needs to slow down with the weed because that shit is destroying his brain cells and he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.If i face him i will do it alone.I would love to kick his ass and send him back to JBW

Brock: Fine, I don't need you. I'll take on Ma$$ if you don't want to.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hawk: I don't need some big group to back me up and don't need to rip off Brock Lesner completely like these other guys around me. I get in and do the job myself, and today I am a world champion in the EWA and one half of the tag champions right here in the ICW.

[TTC]

Hawk: I don't need some big group to back me up and don't need to rip off Brock Lesner completely like these other guys around me. I get in and do the job myself, and today I am a world champion in the EWA and one half of the tag champions right here in the ICW.

Brock: Trust me I don't need the help. Ma$$ offer a handicapped match and I was sown with it. Unlike Angelo he is afaid that I'll out do him.

[Kashdinero]

Angelo: Wow wow first of all why don't you just shut the fuck up for a sec.No one is teaming with me you cagnas.That A$$ guy needs to slow down with the weed because that shit is destroying his brain cells and he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.If i face him i will do it alone.I would love to kick his ass and send him back to JBW

Ma$$: Allow me to back track a little.. I may have mentioned JBW, but, please beleive me, I'm one of one--a one man army--not a pawn, or a messenger, or an invader. I'm Ma$$, and it's OK to be a little jealous. You're not alone, bruv.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Ma$$: Allow me to back track a little.. I may have mentioned JBW, but, please beleive me, I'm one of one--a one man army--not a pawn, or a messenger, or an invader. I'm Ma$$, and it's OK to be a little jealous. You're not alone, bruv.

Artemis: Well, look who it is. Mr. Superfuckingego himself. Lets give a round of applause for Mr. Ma$$ to hop off of his pedistal and come down here to meddle in ICW while he takes our money for appearances. Here's the deal "bruv"... all you are is an over-hyped psuedo-star. You may be a "top dawg" in JBW but, in all reality how much of that is because of your brother, bruv?

See, in life we all come against someone who is better than we are. It just so happens, I've never been around someone better than me so I hae no idea what that feels like. Now you? You're the short end of your totem pole. Isn't that right? Even the female of the illustrious V3 managed to capture WORLD Gold. You? You're a tag-team specialist at best and you can't even do that right. So, long story short... if I were you, I'd put my tail between my fucking legs and get out of here. You're more unwanted than Holy Jose at a straight night club.

[Kashdinero]

Artemis: Well, look who it is. Mr. Superfuckingego himself. Lets give a round of applause for Mr. Ma$$ to hop off of his pedistal and come down here to meddle in ICW while he takes our money for appearances. Here's the deal "bruv"... all you are is an over-hyped psuedo-star. You may be a "top dawg" in JBW but, in all reality how much of that is because of your brother, bruv?

See, in life we all come against someone who is better than we are. It just so happens, I've never been around someone better than me so I hae no idea what that feels like. Now you? You're the short end of your totem pole. Isn't that right? Even the female of the illustrious V3 managed to capture WORLD Gold. You? You're a tag-team specialist at best and you can't even do that right. So, long story short... if I were you, I'd put my tail between my fucking legs and get out of here. You're more unwanted than Holy Jose at a straight night club.


IC @$ Ma$$Dinero (Yes, THE Ma$$Dinero): The only thing I found offensive about any of this is the fact that this melt is considered one of the top dogs around here. I have a question, though.. Where are these flash in the pan champions now?

**Looks around**

Thats what I thought.

Lemmie give you a little inside info, cuntchops. The career of Ma$$Dinero has barely begun, let alone ended, so a lack of a world title to back up my well deserved ego is of no consequence, when you consider that once everyone else has a shot at being "the man", I'm gonna take every world title from every EFed and hold onto them all for a very long time.

I do have to say, though, I'm embarrassed for you all. See, I see ICW as a new challenge, but you all have assumed that I came here looking down on you all. Well, after the way you've all basically admitted to being "loooooowww on the totem pole" -as it were- with your defensive stance, I'm kinda wondering if you're right about me being too good for this place. Then again, Artemis hasn't been right about anything since that one time when he said that Angelo and Brock make a perfect couple, so I think I'm gonna stick around for the time being. If only so I get to witness Art's next attempt at pretending he's tough..


Oh, and for the ol' perverbial record and all that, Straights BEGGED me to be World champ back when he was pulling the strings behind the scenes, but #facemass wanted his buddies to look good. #heelmass ain't fuckin' about anymore, so, yeah, there it is.

#fuckloveimhereforthegold

[Yes2J]

(And this is OC:) I would like to nominate Kashdinero as the greatest "signing" of the year!
Dude, you're an IC GOD! I mean, everyone just got super into it the minute you opened your mouth. Your rants and insults haven't even broke the supposed 'kayfabe'...something most of us haven't established. No more of this "You're a jobber" shit. Rants are supposed to be IN CHARACTER, meaning first person, and within the realm of our "wrestling business/fed". Done really well man...damn.

[Yes2J]

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero (Yes, THE Ma$$Dinero): The only thing I found offensive about any of this is the fact that this melt is considered one of the top dogs around here. I have a question, though.. Where are these flash in the pan champions now?

**Looks around**

Thats what I thought.

Lemmie give you a little inside info, cuntchops. The career of Ma$$Dinero has barely begun, let alone ended, so a lack of a world title to back up my well deserved ego is of no consequence, when you consider that once everyone else has a shot at being "the man", I'm gonna take every world title from every EFed and hold onto them all for a very long time.

I do have to say, though, I'm embarrassed for you all. See, I see ICW as a new challenge, but you all have assumed that I came here looking down on you all. Well, after the way you've all basically admitted to being "loooooowww on the totem pole" -as it were- with your defensive stance, I'm kinda wondering if you're right about me being too good for this place. Then again, Artemis hasn't been right about anything since that one time when he said that Angelo and Brock make a perfect couple, so I think I'm gonna stick around for the time being. If only so I get to witness Art's next attempt at pretending he's tough..


Oh, and for the ol' perverbial record and all that, Straights BEGGED me to be World champ back when he was pulling the strings behind the scenes, but #facemass wanted his buddies to look good. #heelmass ain't fuckin' about anymore, so, yeah, there it is.

#fuckloveimhereforthegold
AH!!! "cuntchops" That had me rolling so hard. Funny good stuff man!

[Kashdinero]

(And this is OC:) I would like to nominate Kashdinero as the greatest "signing" of the year!
Dude, you're an IC GOD! I mean, everyone just got super into it the minute you opened your mouth. Your rants and insults haven't even broke the supposed 'kayfabe'...something most of us haven't established. No more of this "You're a jobber" shit. Rants are supposed to be IN CHARACTER, meaning first person, and within the realm of our "wrestling business/fed". Done really well man...damn.

Wow, thanks, bruv. I hardly ever get to IC due to my JBW commitments, but I definitely think I'm gonna enjoy my stay in ICW. I've enjoyed this round fellas.


AH!!! "cuntchops" That had me rolling so hard. Funny good stuff man!

Yeah, that is definitely a home grown Londoners insult right there haha :)

[TTC]

Wow, thanks, bruv. I hardly ever get to IC due to my JBW commitments, but I definitely think I'm gonna enjoy my stay in ICW. I've enjoyed this round fellas.



Yeah, that is definitely a home grown Londoners insult right there haha :)

I do hope you stay. It's fun ICing with you man.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Welcome Kash, I always enjoyed reading your promos, glad to see you here! :D

Jackson: Ma$$ fucking Dinero is here, well this should be fun!

[Kashdinero]

I do hope you stay. It's fun ICing with you man.

Yeah, I hope so too. Let's hope Beark agrees. I think he was only looking for a new part time ref ;)

[TTC]

Yeah, I hope so too. Let's hope Beark agrees. I think he was only looking for a new part time ref ;)

I bet he will agree.

[Yes2J]

Yeah, I hope so too. Let's hope Beark agrees. I think he was only looking for a new part time ref ;)
WOah...woah...woah. Freaking hold on a second. All this ICing and you aint even thinking of storylines or general superiority for your character? Damn it all...Maybe you've just got that much damn experience.

[Kashdinero]

Welcome Kash, I always enjoyed reading your promos, glad to see you here! :D

Jackson: Ma$$ fucking Dinero is here, well this should be fun!

Thanks a lot, man. I guess you never know who's reading, eh?

There's a hell of a lot of great talent here, and I'd be proud to read a fully written match featuring Ma$$ wrote by Beark.

[No_1eddiefan]

Thanks a lot, man. I guess you never know who's reading, eh?

There's a hell of a lot of great talent here, and I'd be proud to read a fully written match featuring Ma$$ wrote by Beark.

Ma$$ fuckin' Dinero. ICW shit just got real.

Kyojin: Considering you were the reason I very nearly won the main event of R.I.P, I have no issue with you Ma$$, but I'm willing to bet as soon as I win that ICW World Championship- you and I will have a problem, so I'm going to warn you now. I don't go down easily, it'll take all you have to beat me.

[Shaz11]

OOC: Ma$$Dinero = Legend. I've just cracked up after each of your I'Cing posts. LOL.

Shaz: Anyone got a problem? Come at me!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero (Yes, THE Ma$$Dinero): The only thing I found offensive about any of this is the fact that this melt is considered one of the top dogs around here. I have a question, though.. Where are these flash in the pan champions now?

**Looks around**

Thats what I thought.

Lemmie give you a little inside info, cuntchops. The career of Ma$$Dinero has barely begun, let alone ended, so a lack of a world title to back up my well deserved ego is of no consequence, when you consider that once everyone else has a shot at being "the man", I'm gonna take every world title from every EFed and hold onto them all for a very long time.

I do have to say, though, I'm embarrassed for you all. See, I see ICW as a new challenge, but you all have assumed that I came here looking down on you all. Well, after the way you've all basically admitted to being "loooooowww on the totem pole" -as it were- with your defensive stance, I'm kinda wondering if you're right about me being too good for this place. Then again, Artemis hasn't been right about anything since that one time when he said that Angelo and Brock make a perfect couple, so I think I'm gonna stick around for the time being. If only so I get to witness Art's next attempt at pretending he's tough..


Oh, and for the ol' perverbial record and all that, Straights BEGGED me to be World champ back when he was pulling the strings behind the scenes, but #facemass wanted his buddies to look good. #heelmass ain't fuckin' about anymore, so, yeah, there it is.

#fuckloveimhereforthegold

Artemis: First and foremost, who the fuck do you think you are? You come here, insult all of us and expect us to take it? Half of this roster is fucking morons and the other half don't even know who you are. They're listening to other fucking people and going off of that. I don't know if that means you're a has been or generally speaking, a never was. You say ICW is a new challenge to you. I call bullshit. You're a big draw in other companies so you know coming here, you'll be a big draw as well. Fact of the matter is this you bedazzled asshole... you need to be broken down a few pegs.

You come in here SAYING you're not about a payday and saying you're not about looking down on people then in the same fucking breath you say you have an ego? How does that even make any type of sense you ridiculous bastard! I swear, if brains were cum, you'd have it in spades. As for your challenge to me earlier, I accept. I will get in that ring with you any time, any place and anywhere. Watch your back at Glory Days. You might just end up in a Rubix Cube from hell you... what is it you say? You bell end.

Oh, and before I'm done, you asked where members of V3 are. Well, you ended Siaki's career, made Georgie boy go insane and was a complete cunt waffle to Panda and put nudes of her online. Now granted, they were amazing shots... I still think you're a piece of shit and the moment you come close to me I will kick your fucking face off!

All of you higher ranking JBW guys think you're the fucking shit! Ma$$, JMan, Holy Jose... fuck you all. I may be on Octane in JBW but soon enough I'll rule that world as well. I mean, unless you have to get big brother Ka$h to protect your widdle head, Ma$$. Pussy.

#FuckYou
#Ma$$hole
#BestInTheWorld(AtSuckingDick)

[Kashdinero]

Artemis: First and foremost, who the fuck do you think you are? You come here, insult all of us and expect us to take it? Half of this roster is fucking morons and the other half don't even know who you are. They're listening to other fucking people and going off of that. I don't know if that means you're a has been or generally speaking, a never was. You say ICW is a new challenge to you. I call bullshit. You're a big draw in other companies so you know coming here, you'll be a big draw as well. Fact of the matter is this you bedazzled asshole... you need to be broken down a few pegs.

You come in here SAYING you're not about a payday and saying you're not about looking down on people then in the same fucking breath you say you have an ego? How does that even make any type of sense you ridiculous bastard! I swear, if brains were cum, you'd have it in spades. As for your challenge to me earlier, I accept. I will get in that ring with you any time, any place and anywhere. Watch your back at Glory Days. You might just end up in a Rubix Cube from hell you... what is it you say? You bell end.

Oh, and before I'm done, you asked where members of V3 are. Well, you ended Siaki's career, made Georgie boy go insane and was a complete cunt waffle to Panda and put nudes of her online. Now granted, they were amazing shots... I still think you're a piece of shit and the moment you come close to me I will kick your fucking face off!

All of you higher ranking JBW guys think you're the fucking shit! Ma$$, JMan, Holy Jose... fuck you all. I may be on Octane in JBW but soon enough I'll rule that world as well. I mean, unless you have to get big brother Ka$h to protect your widdle head, Ma$$. Pussy.

#FuckYou
#Ma$$hole
#BestInTheWorld(AtSuckingDick)

IC @$ Ma$$: Arty, I'm a legend--Get over it. I can't help it. Yes, I have the worlds biggest ego, but, hey, some of us allow for people to walk all over them, and allow other's ego's to infiltrate their very psyche and let themselves become overcome by greatness. You clearly fall into that category, but I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be any less great just 'cause some little masked wearing nonce has his sphincter puckering uncontrolably. Just enjoy the rub you're getting from even being in the same conversation as me, use what you may learn here, and take it and use it to help improve your overall piss-poor attitude.

Please, people, don't let this bitter little mackerel convince you what he's saying is anywhere near the truth. He's confused. Someone please buy him a ticket to ComicCon so he can can get out his toy cape and stare at that one woman who always comes dressed as Wonder Woman's cleavage while he's got his "hand in his pocket". Clearly The Ma$$ Effect is too much for his ickle head and he's gone and overdone it on the cherryade.. Not that I really care, though, you know, what with me being an arrogant heel an' all that, but I'm here to prove to you all that all the money in the world is fine and dandy, but knocking out a new opponent after a five star match is what I'm all about. If I have to be a curtain jerker for the next few months then so be it--ICW will become known for having the best opening matches anywhere on the eWN.

I know it's hard to ignore my past, young master Eclipse(d by Ma$$), what with it being a vast and intimidating mountain compared to the nice little chihuahua shit sized molehill you've got going on for yourself, but find solace in the fact that I've never looked back in life, and rely on nothing but the talents I possess on the day when they are called upon. When you face me, in what would most certainly the highlight of your career, I promise not ask Beark to show all of my extensive career highlights as my fist is making sweet love to the hole my boot will make in your orbital bone.

As for V3.

Fuck V3.

Fuck the limelight hogging Samoans, the Ultimate Warrior-esque cockney twats, and the slut that is PandaMassacre(MyAss). They deserve all they get. Glad you liked the pics I posted on the web of that little skets, but, they were by far the more tame ones from my collection... They don't call her the Female Gangbang Bear for nothing. I did notice that you chose to ignore Sleeps when listing my former team mates, though, and, I can only assume that it's because of the raging case of mask envy you've got going on. Remember, Sleeper masks are readily available on JBWShop.co- wait, what am I saying, of course you know where to get them, they've been outselling your plastic immitation masks fifteen to one for ages now..

Speaking of selling--hope you've been practicing, 'cause that's all you can really hope to do if I ever decide to "lower myself" and, ugh, meet you one on one.

Lastly, I thought all Rubix Cubes came from helll? I for one know that whenever I try to do one of those stupid little things the devil comes out in me and I end up breaking it into little pieces.. Can you see what I'm getting at here?

#embracethegreatness
#masksarenotcool

[bearkg88]

Awesome to have ma$$ on permanently. When u get a sec post ur Bio in the roster sec kash and I will work on something great for your debut

[TTC]

OOC: Ma$$Dinero = Legend. I've just cracked up after each of your I'Cing posts. LOL.

Shaz: Anyone got a problem? Come at me!

Edwards: Can you please shut the hell up.

[Shaz11]

Edwards: Can you please shut the hell up.

Shaz: You say I'm not relevant, and then you come at me?! What the hell is wrong with you?!

[CM Rock-Austin]

Edwards: Can you please shut the hell up.
Jackson: Ummm, can you!?

[TTC]

Shaz: You say I'm not relevant, and then you come at me?! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Brock: I'm just telling you to shut the hell up.

[TTC]

Jackson: Ummm, can you!?

Brock: Nope, can you?

[CM Rock-Austin]

Brock: Nope, can you?

Jackson: Actually I was, till you open your stupid mouth.

[HolyJose2391]

Ma$$Dinero officially in the hizzouse! Fuck yeah!

[Vandarius]

*Darius walks up to Ma$$ clapping and holds out his hand*

Darius: Good to have you on board, buddy.

[HolyJose2391]

HJ: Heyo Ma$$ don't pay attention to Arty he's just a jealous dick.

Ooc: The Wanted is performing they're good live on another note here is me meeting AJ of the Backstreet Boys! :D
http://m.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151173088346458&id=656406457&set=a.461368991457.264121.656406457&__user=656406457

[TTC]

Jackson: Actually I was, till you open your stupid mouth.

Brock: Shut you slut mouth.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Brock: Shut you slut mouth.

Jackson: Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that one?

[TTC]

Jackson: Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that one?

Brock: Not long.

[Kashdinero]

*Darius walks up to Ma$$ clapping and holds out his hand*

Darius: Good to have you on board, buddy.

IC @$ Ma$$: Its great to be on board.

**accepts handshake and firmly shakes Darius' hand**

OOC: I'm digging the name, dude! Darius is definitely one to keep an eye on, people. Great name.

@Jose(insert numbers). Yes. This is gonna be an awesome ride :)

@Beark--will do, buddy. I'll have that bio posted ASAP!

[clrj3514]

IC @$ Ma$$: Its great to be on board.

**accepts handshake and firmly shakes Darius' hand**

OOC: I'm digging the name, dude! Darius is definitely one to keep an eye on, people. Great name.

@Jose(insert numbers). Yes. This is gonna be an awesome ride :)

@Beark--will do, buddy. I'll have that bio posted ASAP!

Clint Foster: Why don't you take your handshakes & "happy to be here" BS and go back where you belong?

[Vandarius]

IC @$ Ma$$: Its great to be on board.

**accepts handshake and firmly shakes Darius' hand**

OOC: I'm digging the name, dude! Darius is definitely one to keep an eye on, people. Great name.

@Jose(insert numbers). Yes. This is gonna be an awesome ride :)

@Beark--will do, buddy. I'll have that bio posted ASAP!

Darius: Hopefully I have your back against Van and The Clique.

OOC: Hey thanks man, glad you like it!

[Kashdinero]

Clint Foster: Why don't you take your handshakes & "happy to be here" BS and go back where you belong?

IC @$ Ma$$: Which would be where exactly, Skint Carlsberg? Yo' mama's house smashing the grannies out of her while yo' papa is tied up in the basement? Or, maybe you're on about JBW? Hmmm. Would it help if I wore an ICW t-shirt to prove that I'm really a part of this fed now and you're not just having a wild and fantastic dream? Well, Mr Carls- wait a minute, I'm popping here.

**Ma$$ pulls out his Galaxy Nexus and answers the call**

Whats poppin', slime? Yeah, it's all good, I'm just chillin' in the ICW thread.

... ...

Yeah, I'm having a blast. You know me, buddy, and there's nothing more I like doing than runnin' up my gums.

.... ...

Hahaha, yeah, I thought that about Angelo too! Him and that Brock fella started some shit earlier on but it's kinda died down now.

... . ... .

Nah, they're cool. Once I knock 'em out, revive 'em by pissing on their faces, and then knock 'em out again, I'm sure they'll come around.

... ... .. . ...

Yeah, I know you can't wait to see that one. Trust me, it'll happen sooner rather than later.. Artemis may have to happen sooner than sooner rather than later, though, I think he must of caught a contact off of my blunt or something, 'cause he was acting all skitzo, and started talking in a funny colour (:)). I would gladly put the fella over as well... Naaaah, just kidding, bruv, I couldnt do that in a million years hahahaha!

... .. .. ...

Haha, I know, bless him, he's in a foul mood, though, so break the news to him gently. Anyway, I can't really talk right now, 'cause I got some mug by the name of Flint Artois or something like that in my face talking shit.

...?

What do you mean who? That soppy army dickhead with all the wanky tatoo's.

..... ... .... ... . ... .. .... .... ....... .... .. .. . ....... ... .. ..... ..... ........ .......... ....

No way, don't lie?!

.... . .. .. .... .... ...... ........ .. ... ... ...... .... .

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no way he let a dog do that to him!!

... .... .... ... ..... ....

Hahahaha ha ha .. ha... Nah, I can't say that, I don't wanna see a grown man cry.

... ... ... ... .... .... .... ......

No, I can't tell him that either, I'll be fighting my own battle's around here, bruv, no need for the preferential treatment. Thanks for the offer, though, sunshine. Anyway, I got's to go.

... .. ...

No doubt. Peace.

**Ma$$ hangs up his phone and once again addresses Clint Foster.**

Yeah, that was Beark, and he wanted me to tell you that whatever push he was planning on giving you just went right out of the window. I, as you may have gathered from the end of that little convo, disagreed. I reckon he should push you... Right into my fist for getting lemon without proper provocation.

See ya' round, Marine boy, and for fucksake, put a shirt on or something. We get it, you was a marine and you're, like, well 'ard, an' all that, but answer me this...

**Lets out a three second fart. After adopting a proud look about himself, Ma$$ leaves a disgusted looking Clint on his own in his prefered lonely state.**

[eyehatecena]

aight, so now you have the Artemis and # promos- I had to rewrite my first # promo as I deleted the original. Anyways, working with Rob is great

[bearkg88]

Just got out of an Alan Jackson concert. Good stuff

[clrj3514]

Just got out of an Alan Jackson concert. Good stuff
Ah, a fellow country music fan! Didn't know there were any more of us around here

[eyehatecena]

Ah, a fellow country music fan! Didn't know there were any more of us around here

About the only country I like is Randy Travis, Blake Shelton, Dixie Chicks, Shooter Jennings, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams Sr and Hank Williams III. I hate Hank Williams Jr's music though

[Vandarius]

When is Karnage going to be up?

Darius: I feel 100%, I am ready to take on the world right now!

OOC: Not really, my mouth still kills!!

[CM Rock-Austin]

Brock: Not long.

Jackson: I am dealing with an idiot *sigh*, I just let you be with your thoughts.

[TTC]

Jackson: I am dealing with an idiot *sigh*, I just let you be with your thoughts.
Brock: Whatever. Go play along.

[TTC]

When is Karnage going to be up?

Darius: I feel 100%, I am ready to take on the world right now!

OOC: Not really, my mouth still kills!!
Brock Edwards: No, you're not.

OOC: I think Sunday(today) was what bear said. Hope you feel better man.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

aight, so now you have the Artemis and # promos- I had to rewrite my first # promo as I deleted the original. Anyways, working with Rob is great

Thanks for the kind words, man. It's fun working with you too. I legit laughed out loud at our banter haha. It was hard to make Artemis serious with what was going on. Loved it. I look forward to the next few weeks man.

[Yes2J]

Slick: Tonight, all will be revealed...

[eyehatecena]

yeah, with writing for #, i am trying to be serious but funny at the same time. Its hard at times coming up with the Tourettes outburst lol, i just try to make them stupid. It gives others something to work with when doing back and forth promos at least. But i look forward to working even more with you Rob, just glad i have a chance.

[Vandarius]

OOC: I just went total Rock mode ... Thats meant to be read in The Rock's voice.

Darius: Whose ready ... For an ass kicking, bitch slapping, curb stomping show tonight?! The weeks leading up to Glory Days will be glorious indeed, because all of the fans in the ICW Universe, get to witness the greatness of the man named Darius, each and every week! And then, at Glory Days, they will witness Darius become the NEW PEOPLES CHAMP. And if you don't believe in what I say, then listen closey ...

Bite me!

[bearkg88]

OOC: I just went total Rock mode ... Thats meant to be read in The Rock's voice.

Darius: Whose ready ... For an ass kicking, bitch slapping, curb stomping show tonight?! The weeks leading up to Glory Days will be glorious indeed, because all of the fans in the ICW Universe, get to witness the greatness of the man named Darius, each and every week! And then, at Glory Days, they will witness Darius become the NEW PEOPLES CHAMP. And if you don't believe in what I say, then listen closey ...

Bite me!

Divine: hey..that's Divines gimmick cut it out you curb muncher.

Ooc: karnage will be up in 13 hrs

[Shining Light]

Divine: hey..that's Divines gimmick cut it out you curb muncher.

Ooc: karnage will be up in 13 hrs

Should be a good show, looking forward to it!

[Vandarius]

Divine: hey..that's Divines gimmick cut it out you curb muncher.

Ooc: karnage will be up in 13 hrs

Darius: Darius only has one question for Divine, and that one question is ... Are you mad, bro?

OOC: Alright, awesome.

[bearkg88]

Darius: Darius only has one question for Divine, and that one question is ... Are you mad, bro?

OOC: Alright, awesome.

Divine: Darius...the Divine One is going to give you mad props for winning the Road To Glory and becoming the rightful #1 contender, but you keep mocking the Divine One...you'll be getting a size 12 boot up your chumperino ass.

[HolyJose2391]

EVERYBODY!!!!!! (Pun intended) I am back!

[bearkg88]

EVERYBODY!!!!!! (Pun intended) I am back!

lol. you came back just in time! in like 2 hrs Im going to start working on the show, and it will be posted by 1 am!

[Vandarius]

Divine: Darius...the Divine One is going to give you mad props for winning the Road To Glory and becoming the rightful #1 contender, but you keep mocking the Divine One...you'll be getting a size 12 boot up your chumperino ass.

Darius: The Divine One only wears a size 12 boot? Let Darius tell the Divine One something, Darius wore a size 12 boot when he was 9 years old. Darius now wears a size 16 boot. So the Divine One, Darius only has one question for you ... No, Darius has one statement for you ... I'm going to kick your candy ass AAAAAAAALLLLL the way back, to Never Never Land, or where ever the hell the Divine One thinks he came from!

[Vandarius]

EVERYBODY!!!!!! (Pun intended) I am back!

Rock your booooooooody.

[TTC]

Divine: hey..that's Divines gimmick cut it out you curb muncher.

Ooc: karnage will be up in 13 hrs

OOC: Sounds cool man.

[bearkg88]

Ok guys. Going to start working on the show now.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Ok guys. Going to start working on the show now.

Alright can't wait!

[bearkg88]

Ok guys. Show is about halfway done. I am going to do my best to get it up tonight! We will see!

[Vandarius]

Ok guys. Show is about halfway done. I am going to do my best to get it up tonight! We will see!

Fingers crossed bro! I'm up til about 2 a.m. working on my Minecraft server and then playing Vindictus!

[bearkg88]

Fingers crossed bro! I'm up til about 2 a.m. working on my Minecraft server and then playing Vindictus!

Well ur roughly in the same time zone as I am. I am working on it till 12:45 am, then I gotta get the gf.. I am going to try and make sure this has pictures and stuff, but if it ocmes down to whether it gets posted tonight with no pics, or not, I'll make sure it goes up. If i don't get it all done, it'll be Tues when the show goes up!

[Yes2J]

Well ur roughly in the same time zone as I am. I am working on it till 12:45 am, then I gotta get the gf.. I am going to try and make sure this has pictures and stuff, but if it ocmes down to whether it gets posted tonight with no pics, or not, I'll make sure it goes up. If i don't get it all done, it'll be Tues when the show goes up!
12:45 what zone?

[bearkg88]

12:45 what zone?

NY/PA zone. So an hr and 45 mins from now

[bearkg88]

Show is done! Working on coloring and editing to post tonight! Soon soon soon! Hopefully. Got 30 minutes!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Show is done! Working on coloring and editing to post tonight! Soon soon soon! Hopefully. Got 30 minutes!

You Can Do EETTTTTT!!!! :)

Sorry I haven't been on all day guys. I went and saw "Paranorman" with my son in 3D (ASTONISHING film... I highly recommend.) then went for sushi and had people over for my SummerSlam party. Long day of being with family and friends! Hope you're all well. Also, Ka$h, don't think I forgot about a rebuttal for Ma$$. Just been super busy... majorly glad you're in ICW though dude. It'll be a blast. I totally hope Artemis VS Ma$$ happens at some point. I'll be around for a few minutes, watching a webseries called "Marble Hornets" with my nephew and hitting the sack. Sleep beckons me!!

[bearkg88]

Ok. Show going up now!

[bearkg88]

Ok guys. Show is up totally! Let me know what you think! The future shows will have more pics, and more writing after each of the matches. I just really wanted to get it up since 98% of you got me your promos. For the new characters who haven't debuted, you will next week, and either tonight tomorrow, or tues I will let everyone knwo who is in what match for Glory Days. Big news soon! But again, feedback for the show is welcomed!

[Yes2J]

Great writing and organization! Uh-oh...um...I do have some gripes.
The content and all was good, however, there was a LOT of grammatical errors, punctuation errors, lack of consistency in color, and for some reason you linked the ewrestlingnews home page on the word "business". (Maybe that last one was intentional.)
bear, you yourself only messed up a little punctuation. Some of the promos were a bit tougher to follow, which may have been due to characters that were foreign.
One debuting character used the phrase "fears glare". That would be "fierce glare".
Maybe it's just because I'm a stickler with grammar and just came out of my first 2 years of college where everything is scrutinized.

Another debuting character's promos had an inconsistency in font as well.

Don't get me wrong, great show with lots of debuts, but I just noticed more than enough mistakes. Not sure bear has much to do with any of them, just speaking in general. Sorry if I come off douchey (which isn't a real word, I just noticed, so how's that for ironic?).

[TTC]

Great writing and organization! Uh-oh...um...I do have some gripes.
The content and all was good, however, there was a LOT of grammatical errors, punctuation errors, lack of consistency in color, and for some reason you linked the ewrestlingnews home page on the word "business". (Maybe that last one was intentional.)
bear, you yourself only messed up a little punctuation. Some of the promos were a bit tougher to follow, which may have been due to characters that were foreign.
One debuting character used the phrase "fears glare". That would be "fierce glare".
Maybe it's just because I'm a stickler with grammar and just came out of my first 2 years of college where everything is scrutinized.

Another debuting character's promos had an inconsistency in font as well.

Don't get me wrong, great show with lots of debuts, but I just noticed more than enough mistakes. Not sure bear has much to do with any of them, just speaking in general. Sorry if I come off douchey (which isn't a real word, I just noticed, so how's that for ironic?).

That would be me. I was a bit tired on that part. Sorry, for the errors.

[Yes2J]

Slick: I don't think anyone understood what the hell I just said. Let me put it to you this way...I'm not here to make enemies, and I'm not here to find some good wrestlers to make besties with. I am simply here for one thing, and that is to win. Not only am I here because I want to win, oh no sir...I'M HERE TO WIN GOLD! It all starts with me qualifying for the MitB match. Divine did put in a good, long fight. He didn't really even falter.
I got the win, and congratulations for putting up a hell of a fight, Divine. I am sorry about what happened to you after the match. I didn't save you because...well I don't know. I'm not here to make peace with you...it was rather unfortunate. You got him back though, like anyone would. I'm glad everything got evened-up in the end.
No one should let bullshit, like that, slide.

AND IN REGARDS TO SHAZ...I believe the only way you can...quote.."beat me"...is by actually getting in to that match first. I'm not saying you won't, but van Helsing is a scary looking guy who took your ass to the limit. I don't believe you'll beat me, let alone him. If you do get in to the MitB match, you may want to sacrifice a little less than everyone else, and leave the winning up to me.

[bearkg88]

Great writing and organization! Uh-oh...um...I do have some gripes.
The content and all was good, however, there was a LOT of grammatical errors, punctuation errors, lack of consistency in color, and for some reason you linked the ewrestlingnews home page on the word "business". (Maybe that last one was intentional.)
bear, you yourself only messed up a little punctuation. Some of the promos were a bit tougher to follow, which may have been due to characters that were foreign.
One debuting character used the phrase "fears glare". That would be "fierce glare".
Maybe it's just because I'm a stickler with grammar and just came out of my first 2 years of college where everything is scrutinized.

Another debuting character's promos had an inconsistency in font as well.

Don't get me wrong, great show with lots of debuts, but I just noticed more than enough mistakes. Not sure bear has much to do with any of them, just speaking in general. Sorry if I come off douchey (which isn't a real word, I just noticed, so how's that for ironic?).

All depends on where you are looking. With fonts, its my error. There were some promo fonts that i didn't re-edit, just to save time so i could post the show tonight. as for punctuation and grammar, that all depends on the person.

[Krysys]

Good show Bear. Feels a bit weird being in this fed now as well lol. (Random note. I have been or will be involved in every fed that is on EWN lol) Not having gotten a chance to read many shows, I was blown away at the length of the show, more importantly the depth of the promos (Fed owner to Fed owner I need your secret to get them to write long promos lol jk). Seriously though, the show was amazing. I tip my invisible hat to everyone involved.

CK: Israel, I don't know who you are or what your issues are with me, but you are dead wrong if you think I would just take that attack lying down. I am a Krysys, and we let nothing slide! You better believe that the next time I see you, whether it be on Karnage or elsewhere, you will answer for your actions.

[TTC]

Brock EdwardsJ Fuck yeah! 1-0

OOC: Funny note; Brock is actually 2-0 in e-feds.

[Destruction]

Brock EdwardsJ Fuck yeah! 1-0

OOC: Funny note; Brock is actually 2-0 in e-feds.

Schweizner: Hang on a second crapstick, Gommenta gained the pinfall, he is 1-0. You were nothing in that match

[Destruction]

Good show Bear. Feels a bit weird being in this fed now as well lol. (Random note. I have been or will be involved in every fed that is on EWN lol) Not having gotten a chance to read many shows, I was blown away at the length of the show, more importantly the depth of the promos (Fed owner to Fed owner I need your secret to get them to write long promos lol jk). Seriously though, the show was amazing. I tip my invisible hat to everyone involved.

CK: Israel, I don't know who you are or what your issues are with me, but you are dead wrong if you think I would just take that attack lying down. I am a Krysys, and we let nothing slide! You better believe that the next time I see you, whether it be on Karnage or elsewhere, you will answer for your actions.

I have been now thanks to Luke Turne's Involvement in eWNCW

[TTC]

Schweizner: Hang on a second crapstick, Gommenta gained the pinfall, he is 1-0. You were nothing in that match

Brock: If it wasn't for me then your fat lazy bitch would have gotten a 2-on-1 assault.

[BennyTheBall]

Mr. Smyth: So what? Did my match with Omega get cancelled?

[BennyTheBall]

Great show, by the way.

[Yes2J]

All depends on where you are looking. With fonts, its my error. There were some promo fonts that i didn't re-edit, just to save time so i could post the show tonight. as for punctuation and grammar, that all depends on the person.
That is a hell of a good reason for THAT. Generally, there were a bunch of errors though.
Just to reiterate, the show was very good.

[Shaz11]

Slick: I don't think anyone understood what the hell I just said. Let me put it to you this way...I'm not here to make enemies, and I'm not here to find some good wrestlers to make besties with. I am simply here for one thing, and that is to win. Not only am I here because I want to win, oh no sir...I'M HERE TO WIN GOLD! It all starts with me qualifying for the MitB match. Divine did put in a good, long fight. He didn't really even falter.
I got the win, and congratulations for putting up a hell of a fight, Divine. I am sorry about what happened to you after the match. I didn't save you because...well I don't know. I'm not here to make peace with you...it was rather unfortunate. You got him back though, like anyone would. I'm glad everything got evened-up in the end.
No one should let bullshit, like that, slide.

AND IN REGARDS TO SHAZ...I believe the only way you can...quote.."beat me"...is by actually getting in to that match first. I'm not saying you won't, but van Helsing is a scary looking guy who took your ass to the limit. I don't believe you'll beat me, let alone him. If you do get in to the MitB match, you may want to sacrifice a little less than everyone else, and leave the winning up to me.

Shaz: Ahhh. You still got a problem with me? You got a problem, then come and say it to my face...Or are you too pussy?

[bearkg88]

Exclusive from ICW.com

We have just been passed this video from last nights Karnage that did not make it to air.

Riley Omega is seen walking down the hall, presumably towards the ring for his match. As he does, he is cut off by ICW owner, Smokey.

Omega: What do you want?

Smokey: Go home. After everything I've seen tonight, I'm going to give you the night off to clear your head.

Omega: What about my match with Smyth, it's next.

Smokey: I don't care. Go home. I'm sure Smyth will figure it out soon enouggh that this match isn't going to happen. Oh well. Now go home Riley.

Smokey turns, walking off, as Omega is left looking pissed.

[bearkg88]

Mr. Smyth: So what? Did my match with Omega get cancelled?

Smokey: As you saw in that video Smyth, I unscheduled the match. Don't worry though, your blind fold match with Brock Edwards will occur on the next Karnage as planned.

[TTC]

Smokey: As you saw in that video Smyth, I unscheduled the match. Don't worry though, your blind fold match with Brock Edwards will occur on the next Karnage as planned.

Brock: I can't wait for it. I'll show Smyth who is The Next Big Thing!

[bearkg88]

That is a hell of a good reason for THAT. Generally, there were a bunch of errors though.
Just to reiterate, the show was very good.

Well generally I try to keep this format for the fonts.

Action outside of actual match

When someone talks(just diff colors)

In ring match action

Commercial

But sometimes if someone is close, I just leave it to save time.

As for all of the grammatical errors guys,, I apologize. I'm not a grammar stickler, so normally I don't change it. If it's bothering enough of you, Ill make sure to fully proof read each show before posting.

Finally, the next Karnage assignments will go out tomorrow evening, and you all will have until Saturday to get them to me. We only had 1 promo missing from last night. I am goingg to announce the participants in specific matches in moments!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hawk: N, Wells, as both of you know tonight I got screwed when the "leader" got all high and mighty and decided to let me get double teamed. I think I have a good idea where he stands now, but that is no problem because I can carry the titles alone if need be. At Glory Days I will walk out victorious whether I have to beat you all alone or with help and my era shall continue.

*Walks off with the ICW Tag Title and the Carnage World Title.

[bearkg88]

Smokey: As I announced on Karnage, Shaz and Johann Van Hellsing have already been added to the Money In The Bank match. That leaves 6 spots. They will be filled up by the following wrestlers.

Slick Nelson
Clint Foster
Jackson Smith
Shining Light
Mr Smyth
Xavier Hightower

There are 4 spots open in the Ultimate X match to determine the #1 contender to the X-Treme Championship. They will be filled by the following people.

HolyJose
Gommenta
Brock Edwards
Usain Kingston

[Shaz11]

Who got Promo of the Week?

Great show. I loved it. The promos were sick as well. Great job to everyone.

[HolyJose2391]

Who got Promo of the Week?

Great show. I loved it. The promos were sick as well. Great job to everyone.
Ours was so good a there couldn't be a winner chosen! haha

[wrestlingfan66513]

Ours was so good a there couldn't be a winner chosen! haha

loved both of your promos, highlight reel moment for the ICW for sure

[TTC]

Ours was so good a there couldn't be a winner chosen! haha

I enjoyed yours the most.

[HolyJose2391]

I enjoyed yours the most.
The JVH one right? Yeah that was a fun one. HJ I just tried making a top face with it haha

[Vandarius]

Excellent show, Bear!

Darius: Kyojin! What the hell!? That is not that match we agreed on for Glory Days!

[Shining Light]

Great show! I'm still astonished at how high the level of quality is when it comes to promos, some amazing talent in this Fed :)

Shining: 3:0... My time will come at Glory Days. A Devil will be banished, a Saviour will be born...

[Shaz11]

Ours was so good a there couldn't be a winner chosen! haha

LOL. We all know that Johaan Van Hellsing fucked the devil..;)

[HolyJose2391]

LOL. We all know that Johaan Van Hellsing fucked the devil..;)
Well you know what they say. Devil in a Blue dress! Or that one movie where the devil was a chick lol

[magglis]

Hey great show bear i liked all the promos great job guys:) and i think my promo was my best work so far

[bearkg88]

Who got Promo of the Week?

Great show. I loved it. The promos were sick as well. Great job to everyone.

Promo of the week goes to shaz/jhv :D

[HolyJose2391]

promo of the week goes to shaz/jhv :d
we did it!!!!!!!!!

[No_1eddiefan]

Excellent show, Bear!

Darius: Kyojin! What the hell!? That is not that match we agreed on for Glory Days!

Kyojin: What the hell are you talking about? I have PROOF. On the next Karnage, I'll show the world the proof.

[magglis]

Kyojin: What the hell are you talking about? I have PROOF. On the next Karnage, I'll show the world the proof.
Angelo: What are you talking about,you two?

[Shaz11]

Promo of the week goes to shaz/jhv :D

Get in there! I had a feeling that Kyojin or Mr. Smyth would beat Shaz/JHV!

Shaz: Where are you Slick? Cat got your tongue? You got something to say, my face is right here!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Pfft. #/Artemis were robbed as promo of the week!! #MUTINY! ;)

[eyehatecena]

yeah, Rob and i worked our asses off on that promo. Hmmmmm. Bear- great show man and everybodys promos were great

[No_1eddiefan]

Angelo: What are you talking about,you two?

Kyojin: When you attacked me Angelo, you ensured Darius & I got to pick the match stipulation at Glory Days. We chose Fatal 4 Way Elimination, but for some reason, Darius appears to have some short term memory. It's okay though, on Karnage, I'll prove it.

[magglis]

Kyojin: When you attacked me Angelo, you ensured Darius & I got to pick the match stipulation at Glory Days. We chose Fatal 4 Way Elimination, but for some reason, Darius appears to have some short term memory. It's okay though, on Karnage, I'll prove it.
Angelo: What he's scared because he can't pin you

[Vandarius]

Kyojin: What the hell are you talking about? I have PROOF. On the next Karnage, I'll show the world the proof.

Darius: Well thats going to be your own downfall. You'll have to watch as I pin Van and become the new ICW World Champion!

[No_1eddiefan]

Darius: Well thats going to be your own downfall. You'll have to watch as I pin Van and become the new ICW World Champion!

Kyojin: Like I say Darius, I have proof- so to do that, you're going to have to beat me. And trust me when I say, that's not going to happen.

[HolyJose2391]

HJ: Well then Ryan. For well over 7 months you and I have exchanged verbal beat downs on each other and we finally met one on one. Just goes to show who the better man really is. Ultimate X here I come.

[Vandarius]

Kyojin: Like I say Darius, I have proof- so to do that, you're going to have to beat me. And trust me when I say, that's not going to happen.

Darius: Well the thing is, Kyojin, while I fully respect your wrestling abilities, I will be the one who gets the bragging rights after Glory Days, because I will pin Angelo, then I will pin you, then I will pin Van.

[magglis]

Darius: Well the thing is, Kyojin, while I fully respect your wrestling abilities, I will be the one who gets the bragging rights after Glory Days, because I will pin Angelo, then I will pin you, then I will pin Van.
Angelo: Come on Kyojin he is using you like he did with me like Van did with me.They both are afraid of us because they know that we will be the last two

[TTC]

HJ: Well then Ryan. For well over 7 months you and I have exchanged verbal beat downs on each other and we finally met one on one. Just goes to show who the better man really is. Ultimate X here I come.

Brock: Yet you ain't going to win. It will be me.

[HolyJose2391]

Brock: Yet you ain't going to win. It will be me.
HJ: Big words from someone involved in a tag match

[TTC]

HJ: Big words from someone involved in a tag match
Brock: Just watch my next match. I will show everyone that I can win in any matter.

[HolyJose2391]

Brock: Just watch my next match. I will show everyone that I can win in any matter.
HJ: I'm just saying. I am arguably a part of the best tag team right now and also one of the best singles wrestlers. You have a lot to do before you can get on my level of intensity!

[TTC]

HJ: I'm just saying. I am arguably a part of the best tag team right now and also one of the best singles wrestlers. You have a lot to do before you can get on my level of intensity!
Brock: I'll prove to be the best in ICW.

[HolyJose2391]

Brock: I'll prove to be the best in ICW.
HJ: While you prove that I'll have proven I am the best in JBW, EWNCW, HWA, EWA, and here in ICW.

[TTC]

HJ: While you prove that I'll have proven I am the best in JBW, EWNCW, HWA, EWA, and here in ICW.
Brock: It will be me that people will refer to when they say ICW.

[HolyJose2391]

Brock: It will be me that people will refer to when they say ICW.
HJ: And when they say. "Legend of the business" it will be me.

[TTC]

HJ: And when they say. "Legend of the business" it will be me.
Brock: No. You will be called "Old Timer".

[HolyJose2391]

Brock: No. You will be called "Old Timer".
HJ: oh no. I will be a legend of this business. You'll end up washed up go back to the UFC after a horrible match with Ryback ripoff. And no one will give a fuck about you again

[TTC]

HJ: oh no. I will be a legend of this business. You'll end up washed up go back to the UFC after a horrible match with Ryback ripoff. And no one will give a fuck about you again
Brock: Lesnar jokes. How about this for a joke. I'll tear up your arm up like Triple H's and Shawn's arms.

[HolyJose2391]

Brock: Lesnar jokes. How about this for a joke. I'll tear up your arm up like Triple H's and Shawn's arms.
HJ: How funny. I'd like to see you try boy

[TTC]

HJ: How funny. I'd like to see you try boy
Brock: I don't need to try. I will do it.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Very good show bear but, I have one question, how come me and CJ's promos wasn't all used. Other than that great show :D, enjoyed Kyojin, Shaz, and JHV promo's.

Jackson: Hey foster, good match. The better man won but next time it will be a whole different story. It is time to get ready for this MITB match so I can dominate and win.

[BennyTheBall]

Smokey: As you saw in that video Smyth, I unscheduled the match. Don't worry though, your blind fold match with Brock Edwards will occur on the next Karnage as planned.

Mr. Smyth: I turn up to work, get myself ready for my match and I don't even get given the courtesy of being told that my match has been cancelled? Well, I held up my end, so I still expect to be paid.


Get in there! I had a feeling that Kyojin or Mr. Smyth would beat Shaz/JHV!

OOC: Don't know why, but an amazing sense of pride just overtook me. Thanks for that - you actually have made my day.

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: I turn up to work, get myself ready for my match and I don't even get given the courtesy of being told that my match has been cancelled? Well, I held up my end, so I still expect to be paid.



OOC: Don't know why, but an amazing sense of pride just overtook me. Thanks for that - you actually have made my day.
Brock: Don't worry our match will go as planned.

OOC: I'm going to enjoy that match!

[BennyTheBall]

Brock: Don't worry our match will go as planned.

Smyth: Worried? I think I may be too busy doing something more dangerous and intimidating, like rearranging my sock draw.

[TTC]

Smyth: Worried? I think I may be too busy doing something more dangerous and intimidating, like rearranging my sock draw.
Brock: Then a broken arm won't bother you. Right?

[Shaz11]

OOC: Don't know why, but an amazing sense of pride just overtook me. Thanks for that - you actually have made my day.

Haha, no problem dude. I thought you did a great job. :)

[Yes2J]

Well generally I try to keep this format for the fonts.

Action outside of actual match

When someone talks(just diff colors)

In ring match action

Commercial

But sometimes if someone is close, I just leave it to save time.

As for all of the grammatical errors guys,, I apologize. I'm not a grammar stickler, so normally I don't change it. If it's bothering enough of you, Ill make sure to fully proof read each show before posting.

Finally, the next Karnage assignments will go out tomorrow evening, and you all will have until Saturday to get them to me. We only had 1 promo missing from last night. I am goingg to announce the participants in specific matches in moments!
I don't think you need to proof-read. That's the responsibility of the person writing the promo...Don't most people use spell-check anyways? Actually, isn't spell-check a default setting pretty much??

[BennyTheBall]

Brock: Then a broken arm won't bother you. Right?

Mr. Smyth: I'm going to be honest now - I was worried that my gimmick lacked originality, but after speaking with you, I feel so much better about myself. So thank you for that.

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: I'm going to be honest now - I was worried that my gimmick lacked originality, but after speaking with you, I feel so much better about myself. So thank you for that.
Brock: I'm still winning our match no matter what.

[BennyTheBall]

Brock: I'm still winning our match no matter what.

Mr. Smyth: You sure you're going to be okay on your own? I mean you won't have a tag team partner doing all your work for you this time.

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: You sure you're going to be okay on your own? I mean you won't have a tag team partner doing all your work for you this time.
Brock: I didn''t need that fat son of a bitch to win. Are you sure you don't want to back down? Remember you are also blindfolded as well.

[BennyTheBall]

Brock: I didn''t need that fat son of a bitch to win. Are you sure you don't want to back down? Remember you are also blindfolded as well.

Mr. Smyth: The moment I back down from a troglodyte like you, you'd have much bigger things to worry about, like the rain of fire, the four horsemen and the end of days.

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: The moment I back down from a troglodyte like you, you'd have much bigger things to worry about, like the rain of fire, the four horsemen and the end of days.
Brock: I'm not afraid anything or anyone.

[BennyTheBall]

Brock: I'm not afraid anything or anyone.

Mr. Smyth: See, now, here I am trying to have a relatively intelligent and witty exchange with you, and all you come up with is crap like that. Have you thought about being an enforcer for someone who has talent in the ring and on the mic? You might find to be more useful as a bit of 'dumb muscle'.

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: See, now, here I am trying to have a relatively intelligent and witty exchange with you, and all you come up with is crap like that. Have you thought about being an enforcer for someone who has talent in the ring and on the mic? You might find to be more useful as a bit of 'dumb muscle'.
Brock: I don't need a high intelligence in order to win. I will also never be someone's servant.

[BennyTheBall]

Brock: I don't need a high intelligence in order to win.

Mr. Smyth: Lucky for you, eh?

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: Lucky for you, eh?
Brock: Yup.

[Torphy]

Adonis: Ladies, Ladies, do yourselves a favour and.. ya know.. shut up! I thought ICW was a place for real men like yours truly, Malcolm Adonis, to prove themselves as warriors, not this little purses at dawn farce right here. You know what I think you guys need? I think you guys need to sit your asses down, and feast your eyes on a real man, and take notes on how to really get the job done. I'm bringin' sexy back to wrestling baby! And there ain't a damn thing you, or anyone up in this place can do about it.

-Adonis breaks out into a few poses, leading into a gyrating motion.-

Uhh huh.. you know it.. don't hate on me..

[BennyTheBall]

Adonis: Ladies, Ladies, do yourselves a favour and.. ya know.. shut up! I thought ICW was a place for real men like yours truly, Malcolm Adonis, to prove themselves as warriors, not this little purses at dawn farce right here. You know what I think you guys need? I think you guys need to sit your asses down, and feast your eyes on a real man, and take notes on how to really get the job done. I'm bringin' sexy back to wrestling baby! And there ain't a damn thing you, or anyone up in this place can do about it.

-Adonis breaks out into a few poses, leading into a gyrating motion.-

Uhh huh.. you know it.. don't hate on me..

Mr. Smyth: I'm willing to bet that the difference between your anus and a Kit Kat is that you only get four fingers in a Kit Kat.

[HolyJose2391]

Mr. Smyth: I'm willing to bet that the difference between your anus and a Kit Kat is that you only get four fingers in a Kit Kat.
This right here...is pure gold!

[Torphy]

Mr. Smyth: I'm willing to bet that the difference between your anus and a Kit Kat is that you only get four fingers in a Kit Kat.

Adonis: Now looky here, this clown's got nothin' intelligent to say so he resorts to jokes. Shame you got nothin' funny to say either, huh? Man, you run your gums worse than grandma. But listen up chump, i'll forgive ya because we can all see what's going on here, ya know what am sayin'? I see the way you look at me with those jealous ass eyes.. but y'all got to stop feelin' bad, bro', not everyone can look as fabulous as Malcolm Adonis. If you're lucky, I might even let you have second whack at a couple cast offs, you down with that?

[BennyTheBall]

Adonis: Now looky here, this clown's got nothin' intelligent to say so he resorts to jokes. Shame you got nothin' funny to say either, huh? Man, you run your gums worse than grandma. But listen up chump, i'll forgive ya because we can all see what's going on here, ya know what am sayin'? I see the way you look at me with those jealous ass eyes.. but y'all got to stop feelin' bad, bro', not everyone can look as fabulous as Malcolm Adonis. If you're lucky, I might even let you have second whack at a couple cast offs, you down with that?

Mr. Smyth: I'm sorry. Just so I'm getting this right - did you just accuse me of not having anything intelligent to say? Hello kettle, I'm pot. My my my, you're looking rather black today, aren't you?