Hardest footballer

[Shaz11]

Ok, out of any footballer you know who would win a fight out of them all?

I'd say Elokobi, he's sooooo bloody hench!

[Y2Jryder]

Joey Barton




































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[magglis]

Zidane head shoot

[JSullivan]

If we're talking current footballers...I'm not really sure.

There's been some pretty bonkers players in the past though, Joe Jordan (Spurs current first team coach) is pretty much an Animal.

http://images.supersport.com/Gennaro_Gattuso_argues_with_Joe_Jordan500.jpg

Pic very much relate. Not many people would stand in Gattuso's face defiantly, let's be honest.

[Shaz11]

Joey Barton
































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Balotelli would knock him out straight! Lol! ;)

[Y2Jryder]

Jaap Stam:D

[K-Jammin]

Aaron Lennon. Will bite your ankles until there's nothing left!

I think Roy Keane would knock most guys out, and he's pretty intimidating.

Stuart Pearce is obviously a psycho.

I know none of them are playing anymore, but footballers these days are poncy as fuck :)

[Shaz11]

Aaron Lennon. Will bite your ankles until there's nothing left!

I think Roy Keane would knock most guys out, and he's pretty intimidating.

Stuart Pearce is obviously a psycho.

I know none of them are playing anymore, but footballers these days are poncy as fuck :)

Vidic is pretty hard. And John Terry.

[Shaz11]

No, the hardest footballer is the boy in my school. Ricky Davies. Lol.

[Steve Austin]

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he can pass the ball 40 yards, he's big and he's fucking hard! Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

[magglis]

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he can pass the ball 40 yards, he's big and he's fucking hard! Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!
Gerrard KO a DJ once right?

[Steve Austin]

Gerrard KO a DJ once right?

Yeah, was self defence!

[magglis]

Yeah, was self defence!
Self defense my ass!

[Steve Austin]

Self defense my ass!

Say that to his face! He'll knock you out in provoked!

[magglis]

Say that to his face! He'll knock you out in provoked!
I took MMA lessons i can KO Lesnar if i want to

[Steve Austin]

I took MMA lessons i can KO Lesnar if i want to

Gerrard > Lesner

[CGBigMan]

Ibra knows karate apparantly
De Jong looked like he would have booted Barton
Toures a tank aswell
as Adebayo Akinfenwa

[Steve Austin]

Patrick Vieira is someone I wouldn't mess with.

[magglis]

Gerrard > Lesner
Magglis>Bruce Lee>Gerrard>Lesnar

[Steve Austin]

Magglis>Bruce Lee>Gerrard>Lesnar

Steve>Gerrard>Giddy>Magglis>Bruce Lee> Lesner

[magglis]

Totti is an idiot but he is a tough idiot

[magglis]

Steve>Gerrard>Giddy>Magglis>Bruce Lee> Lesner
B-mac>Steve

[Steve Austin]

B-mac>Steve

That's just too far! :mad:

I'm never coming back!

[Y2Jryder]

I wouldn't mess with Zlatan Imbrahimovic:D

[Y2Jryder]

That's just too far! :mad:

I'm never coming back!

So B-Mac is the new JJ heeh?:p

[magglis]

That's just too far! :mad:

I'm never coming back!
Jk:D
Steve>B-mac

[Steve Austin]

So B-Mac is the new JJ heeh?:p

Much worse! :D


Jk:D
Steve>B-mac

Good stuff! :p

[JSullivan]

Me > All living people.

Not dead ones though, dem motherfuckers invincible n shit.

[Steve Austin]

Me > All living people.

Not dead ones though, dem motherfuckers invincible n shit.

On that note gonna go watch Dawn Of The Dead :p

[Tomsta666]

Joey Barton




































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LOL!!

Joking aside though, that gobshite really needs a fucking good kicking to take him down a peg or two.

[Mojo Tartarus]

On that note gonna go watch Dawn Of The Dead :p

Steve disappears just before a programme about Ladyboys on Sky starts!!!



:D

[JSullivan]

LOL!!

Joking aside though, that gobshite really needs a fucking good kicking to take him down a peg or two.

I'd do it.

[JSullivan]

Steve disappears just before a programme about Ladyboys on Sky starts!!!



:D

He did say he was going for a wank and some weight lifting...Lifting Ladyboys!

[Mojo Tartarus]

He did say he was going for a wank and some weight lifting...Lifting Ladyboys!

I knew it!!!

:D

[Tommy Thunder]

Hardest footballer? 2 words for you: Kevin Muscat. That guy would make Joey Barton look like a little baby.

Honorable mentions to Vinnie Jones and Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Hardest footballer? 2 words for you: Kevin Muscat. That guy would make Joey Barton look like a little baby.

Honorable mentions to Vinnie Jones and Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.

Yeah Ruddock was a nut!

[Leggo]

Vinnie jones and Julian dicks were fookin hard.

[Tomsta666]

Vinnie jones and Julian dicks were fookin hard.

Now there's a blast from the past!! :D

[JSullivan]

Ben FUCKING Thatcher.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Dave Mackay - Super hard midfielder for Spurs and Derby

Andoni Goicoechea - Not nicknamed 'The Butcher of Bilbao' for nothing

Hardest though - Graeme Souness - Not just saying this as a Liverpool fan. He was nails on and off the pitch. When he was manager of Galatasaray, he put a Galatasaray club flag in the middle of the Fenerbache pitch, neraly caused a riot.

[JSullivan]

Dave Mackay - Super hard midfielder for Spurs and Derby

Andoni Goicoechea - Not nicknamed 'The Butcher of Bilbao' for nothing

Hardest though - Graeme Souness - Not just saying this as a Liverpool fan. He was nails on and off the pitch. When he was manager of Galatasaray, he put a Galatasaray club flag in the middle of the Fenerbache pitch, neraly caused a riot.

Souness was a nutter, I'll grant that.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Souness was a nutter, I'll grant that.

Absolutely!

Plus to be Scottish and spend so much time on his hair, he needed to be nails! :D

[Tommy Thunder]

Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

[Shaz11]

Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

Hulk, or Heskey. I'm not joking about Heskey bro, he is actually hard, lol.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

Duncan Ferguson

[magglis]

Adriano:D:D

[JSullivan]

Edgar Davids.

[CGBigMan]

Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!


Akinfenwa2397

[Leggo]

Ben FUCKING Thatcher.

He dished out a few head buts in his time!

Mark wright and mark Dennis

[B-MCINTYRE]

Barry hall!

[B-MCINTYRE]

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this guy^....

[Shaz11]

2399 Photo of Elokobi!

[Steve Austin]

Steve disappears just before a programme about Ladyboys on Sky starts!!!



:D

It wasn't Dawn Of The Dead it was Dawn Is Now Fred :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

It wasn't Dawn Of The Dead it was Dawn Is Now Fred :D

That's absolute quality! :D

[Steve Austin]

That's absolute quality! :D

It wasn't bad, a bit weird watching it with my mum.


:D

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Easy, Big Vida.

You don't mess with Vida.

[Rehmix]

Who the hell are these guys. I have never heard of any of these guys in the NFL.

The Hardest Footballer for me would have to be Ed Reed.

[Steve Austin]

Who the hell are these guys. I have never heard of any of these guys in the NFL.

The Hardest Footballer for me would have to be Ed Reed.

Get the hell out! :D

NFL players are losers, poor man's Rugby!

[Rehmix]

Get the hell out! :D

NFL players are losers, poor man's Rugby!

Hey! No Need To Be Mean! just being silly. I wish i was able to follow football better. I'm not really good at it.

[Steve Austin]

Hey! No Need To Be Mean! just being silly. I wish i was able to follow football better. I'm not really good at it.

I did one of ':D' for a reason! :p

You should follow it, oustanding stuff! Most people that follow it over here are rubbish at it as well, just like watching :p

#ImDamnGoodThough :cool:

[Tommy Thunder]

Duncan Ferguson

Of course!! How could I forget him lol!!

I remember a story about him. He came home one day from training to find 2 burglars had broken into his house. Instead of calling the cops, he phoned an ambulance instead to pick them up. Why? Because he took both of them out himself lol!! Legend!


Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: Duncan Ferguson

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

Now that's a team you don't mess with!


Akinfenwa2397

How the HELL do you play football when you're that big?!?!
I remember he used to play for Swansea a few years back. He was quality back then.

[Steve Austin]

Harald Schumacher in goal!

[Tommy Thunder]

Harald Schumacher in goal!

Nice! Another blast from the past there! He's in for Lehman for sure!


Football Hard Men 11

GK: Harald Schumacher
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: Duncan Ferguson

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

Now that's a team to be afraid of!

[Leggo]

Anyone say Steve McMahon? He was fookin nasty...

This guy is the hardest IMO


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vm0x8JpBU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Tommy Thunder]

Just thought of another; Lee Cattermole. He's a right thug.

[Jay T]

Graeme le saux. Heard he was well hard around the guys.