Tennis Thread.

[akbar]

Tried but couldn't find a thread on tennis and with Wimbledon season on thought its only right to have one.

Nadal's been broken already...

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Broken again?! Wut?

[akbar]

And Nadal redeems himself...this match is done and over.

[Tomsta666]

Huge interest in this thread I see... :p

[Robareid]

Murray is actually playing well... I'm starting to get my hopes up, and we all know how that ends when there are Brits involved

[akbar]

Huge interest in this thread I see... :p
It's not like you've ever made any popular threads:rolleyes:

[akbar]

Murray is actually playing well... I'm starting to get my hopes up, and we all know how that ends when there are Brits involved
Don't even start with the optimism please lol...it never goes well for us Brits.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Murray is actually playing well... I'm starting to get my hopes up, and we all know how that ends when there are Brits involved

I can't wait for the miserable little gimp to be knocked out!

[Amerinaine]

The only two people I have an interest in are Caroline Wozniaci and Maria Sharapova. I hate US tennis.

[akbar]

The only two people I have an interest in are Caroline Wozniaci and Maria Sharapova. I hate US tennis.
Why?! She ain't all that in all departments.

Sharapova on the other hand is my darling.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Venus Williams got knocked out in the first round unfortunately, I just hope Serena makes it far.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Venus Williams got knocked out in the first round unfortunately, I just hope Serena makes it far.

I'm sure he will!

:D

[Amerinaine]

I'm sure he will!

:D

Yeah, never did care for either Williams.

[akbar]

Yeah, never did care for either Williams.
They always seemed like they've bullied their way to win the match. I'm glad the dominance of the hermaphrodites are over.

[Amerinaine]

They always seemed like they've bullied their way to win the match. I'm glad the dominance of the hermaphrodites are over.

The last time I went to a tennis match was the US Open about 5yrs ago. Up close, they did look like men. Venus still does. Serena has softened up her manishness more, so I wouldn't say she is a dude anymore. And they are not near as dominant as they were. The finesse players are just playing around their power game. Venus has been no existent.

[VanHooliganX]

They always seemed like they've bullied their way to win the match. I'm glad the dominance of the hermaphrodites are over.

Serena is 1 of the worst role models in sport (Not just Tennis.) you could have.

I'm guessing she has won grand slams and big tournaments but her career will be defined by her shitty attitude.

Should be ashamed of herself sometimes.

[Amerinaine]

Serena is 1 of the worst role models in sport (Not just Tennis.) you could have.

I'm guessing she has won grand slams and big tournaments but her career will be defined by her shitty attitude.

Should be ashamed of herself sometimes.

She is the reason I rather watch a Russian and a Danish Tennis player at the moment.

[akbar]

Nadal lost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Nadal lost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Da fuq??

More surprising than a Germany loss!

[akbar]

Da fuq??

More surprising than a Germany loss!
I had no idea he was even playing, then I turn to BBC 2 and see it.

Im seriously flabbaurgusted (if that's how you spell it).

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I had no idea he was even playing, then I turn to BBC 2 and see it.

Im seriously flabbaurgusted (if that's how you spell it).

Forgot to be honest, due to the footy!

Flabbergasted, by the way! :D

[akbar]

Forgot to be honest, due to the footy!

Flabbergasted, by the way! :D
The Scot bastard might have a chance now.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

The Scot bastard might have a chance now.

I think Djokovic may have something to say about that!

[akbar]

I think Djokovic may have something to say about that!
Yh my money is on him.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yh my money is on him.

Federer is still a threat too! How much would he love to equal Sampras' record of 7 Wimbledon titles!

[akbar]

Federer is still a threat too! How much would he love to equal Sampras' record of 7 Wimbledon titles!
He has lost it IMO, He'll reach semi final and will be knocked out.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

He has lost it IMO, He'll reach semi final and will be knocked out.

I think he may have one more Slam left in him!

[akbar]

I think he may have one more Slam left in him!
Doubt it, but after today...he just might.

[akbar]

Federer has lost it man. Lol

[akbar]

Come on Murray !!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Federer will now destroy him! Good!

[Pumpkinhead]

Can Murray do it????

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Can Murray do it????

Nope, too shite!

[akbar]

Nope, too shite!
Wimbledon final is surely enough for you to stop calling him that... ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Wimbledon final is surely enough for you to stop calling him that... ;)

Too shite to win a Slam! :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Federer has lost it man. Lol

:rolleyes:

Say whaaat??

:D

[akbar]

:rolleyes:

Say whaaat??

:D
I was under the influence when I said that, forgive me.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I was under the influence when I said that, forgive me.

I'll let you off! :D

[Amerinaine]

Murray will win a Wimbledon. Sad part is, he played a damn good game, but so did Federer. Federer is just a bit better. Murray needed Federer to have an off day.

[akbar]

So just another routine Wimbledon this year: Serena wins her/his 5th title and Roger wins his 7th.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

So just another routine Wimbledon this year: Serena wins her/his 5th title and Roger wins his 7th.

Yeah, I really don't like him! :D

[Amerinaine]

Yeah, I really don't like him! :D

I am an American, and I don't like it.

[Tommy Thunder]

Roger Federer is the best player ever.

That is all.

[Robstar]

Federer is just too good. Is he the best ever? Could he have taken Sampras in his prime?

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Federer is just too good. Is he the best ever? Could he have taken Sampras in his prime?

I think so. Sampras had an awesome serve but for overall shot quality, variety and consistency I think Federer is better. Plus Federer's competition now is much stronger than who Sampras was up against!

[Tommy Thunder]

I think so. Sampras had an awesome serve but for overall shot quality, variety and consistency I think Federer is better. Plus Federer's competition now is much stronger than who Sampras was up against!

I agree. Sampras is in the top 5 ever for sure, but Federer is #1 of all time IMO.

[Steve Austin]

Get in Andy you beast!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Get in Andy you beast!!!

He'll be Djoko's bitch in the final. :D

[Steve Austin]

He'll be Djoko's bitch in the final. :D


:rolleyes:

[Steve Austin]

Come on Andy!!!!!!!

[Tomsta666]

Is he winning?

C'mon Miserable Murray!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Murray is fucked. :D

[Steve Austin]

Is he winning?

C'mon Miserable Murray!!

Not at the moment.


Murray is fucked. :D

:rolleyes:

[Tomsta666]

I watched a little bit of the first set, but couldn't put myself through the tedium of watching the entire match. :rolleyes:

[VanHooliganX]

I watched a little bit of the first set, but couldn't put myself through the tedium of watching the entire match. :rolleyes:

Yeah, same.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I watched a little bit of the first set, but couldn't put myself through the tedium of watching the entire match. :rolleyes:

I can to watch Murray fall apart. :D

[Steve Austin]

I can to watch Murray fall apart. :D

:rolleyes:

[Wade Barrett 1979]

:rolleyes:

It's happening! :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Murray broke again. Thanks for coming Andy. :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Why does Murray always pick up injuries when losing? :rolleyes:

[Steve Austin]

Does Wade know Scottish means British? :rolleyes:

[Tomsta666]

Does Wade know Scottish means British? :rolleyes:

The Olympics is over mate. Murray reverts back to being a miserable jock ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Does Wade know Scottish means British? :rolleyes:

Does Steve know Murray is celtic for miserable wanker? :D

[Steve Austin]

Does Steve know Murray is celtic for miserable wanker? :D

The Olympics is over mate. Murray reverts back to being a miserable jock ;)

:rolleyes:

[Wade Barrett 1979]

So a feather was Murray's downfall. :D

[AshleyPunk]

Ohhhh Andy!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Ohhhh Andy!

You're useless. :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

LOLMurray. :D

[AshleyPunk]

You're useless. :D

Still fit :D

ANDY :mad:

Your sig :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Still fit :D
Your sig :D

Really, you think Murray is fit?

I didn't think much of his last promo picture:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-LrDvbJFOvw/TPd7zxRT8HI/AAAAAAAAAXk/nwgKjRTKg1A/s1600/dobby.jpg

:D

[Steve Austin]

Really, you think Murray is fit?

I didn't think much of his last promo picture:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-LrDvbJFOvw/TPd7zxRT8HI/AAAAAAAAAXk/nwgKjRTKg1A/s1600/dobby.jpg

:D

Top drawer! :D

[AshleyPunk]

Really, you think Murray is fit?

I didn't think much of his last promo picture:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-LrDvbJFOvw/TPd7zxRT8HI/AAAAAAAAAXk/nwgKjRTKg1A/s1600/dobby.jpg

:D
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jxgoEQ7m1r7b601o1_500.jpg
This is offffttt :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jxgoEQ7m1r7b601o1_500.jpg
This is offffttt :)

Can we say, 'Photoshopped?'

:D

My sig is awesome. :)

[Tomsta666]

How can you find that Murray fit Ash?
Dude looks like a typical jock. Smackhead whos just robbed JD sports.

[AshleyPunk]

Can we say, 'Photoshopped?'

:D

My sig is awesome. :)

Can we say..Me don't care :D

It really is :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

How can you find that Murray fit Ash?
Dude looks like a typical jock. Smackhead whos just robbed JD sports.

Hahahahahaha. :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Can we say..Me don't care :D

It really is :)

Takes all sorts I suppose. :p

[AshleyPunk]

How can you find that Murray fit Ash?
Dude looks like a typical jock. Smackhead whos just robbed JD sports.

I happen to like his six pack :p
I always go for personality but, he doesn't seem to possess one :p So that ripped figure makes up for it :)

[AshleyPunk]

Takes all sorts I suppose. :p

Usually a personality girl (I know shock horror :p) But, that tum seems to tip it for me :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Usually a personality girl (I know shock horror :p) But, that tum seems to tip it for me :p

At least you're honest. :D

[AshleyPunk]

At least you're honest. :D

One of my qualities :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Djokervich is so selfish... Three just wasn't enough for him was it...

[AshleyPunk]

Djokervich is so selfish... Three just wasn't enough for him was it...

Yes because selfishness comes into play when in a final of a tournament :p

[B-MCINTYRE]

Yes because selfishness comes into play when in a final of a tournament :p
But Andy Murray was suppose to win!!!

[AshleyPunk]

But Andy Murray was suppose to win!!!

He never wins :(

[Wade Barrett 1979]

But Andy Murray was suppose to win!!!

Nope losers always lose. The miserable twat.

:D

[AshleyPunk]

Nope losers always lose. The miserable twat.

:D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47216000/jpg/_47216354_murraytears.jpg
My wee love :(

[Wade Barrett 1979]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47216000/jpg/_47216354_murraytears.jpg
My wee love :(

:rolleyes:


:D

[AshleyPunk]

:rolleyes:


:D
Always another tournament and another and another..... :rolleyes:

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Always another tournament and another and another..... :rolleyes:

He'll be in plenty of finals now, Federer is on the wane and Nadal is made of glass. No one else left. :D

[AshleyPunk]

He'll be in plenty of finals now, Federer is on the wane and Nadal is made of glass. No one else left. :D

Awk i like wee Nadal.. :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Awk i like wee Nadal.. :)

He's good but he has more injuries than Darren Anderton. :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I hate watching Azarenka.......







getting a semi is always embarrassing.



:D

[AshleyPunk]

He's good but he has more injuries than Darren Anderton. :D
Before my time lol
canny stand Federer

[Steve Austin]

http://i.qkme.me/35xjvs.jpg

[AshleyPunk]

I hate watching Azarenka.......







getting a semi is always embarrassing.



:D
Womens tennis.. Stop using mics :(

[VanHooliganX]

Wait Djok vs Andy is the final?

I thought Serena would've made it.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

http://i.qkme.me/35xjvs.jpg

I'm in a room right now. The living room. :D

[AshleyPunk]

Wait Djok vs Andy is the final?

I thought Serena would've made it.

Hahahahaha

Her ankle is fecked

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Before my time lol
canny stand Federer

Replace with any modern player who's always injured. I can't think. :p

[AshleyPunk]

Replace with any modern player who's always injured. I can't think. :p

Tehe okay :p

[Steve Austin]

I'm in a room right now. The living room. :D

I bet you have at least 4.... :rolleyes:


He's good but he has more injuries than Darren Anderton. :D

Poor guy, was top class!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I bet you have at least 4.... :rolleyes:

Poor guy, was top class!

Which house? :rolleyes:

More injury prone that Woodgate. :eek:

[Steve Austin]

Which house? :rolleyes:

More injury prone that Woodgate. :eek:



Haha classic.



:rolleyes:






And Ledley, it's all Spurs' fault! :mad:

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha classic.



:rolleyes:






And Ledley, it's all Spurs' fault! :mad:

I'd rather be injured than play for Spurs too. :D

[Steve Austin]

I'd rather be injured than play for Spurs too. :D

Haha nice! :p

[magglis]

http://www.gazzetta.gr/sites/default/files/imagecache/responsive_article_large/article/2013_01/nole1_trophy_austr13.jpg

Simply the best!

[Steve Austin]

Glory supporter... :rolleyes:

[AshleyPunk]

http://www.gazzetta.gr/sites/default/files/imagecache/responsive_article_large/article/2013_01/nole1_trophy_austr13.jpg

Simply the best!



thing is they are best friends and he was Novaks' best man

[Wade Barrett 1979]

thing is they are best friends and he was Novaks' best man

Really? This I didn't know.

[magglis]

Glory supporter... :rolleyes:

I'm not supporting him I'm just acknowledged the fact that he is currently the best:D

[AshleyPunk]

Really? This I didn't know.

Yes, they knew each other from youth tournaments and became the best of friends
They were always pitted against each other but, it never stopped this friendship

They were training partners as they got older
Novak got married and he was his best man

[Steve Austin]

I'm not supporting him I'm just acknowledged the fact that he is currently the best:D

Fuck you!!!!






:D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yes, they knew each other from youth tournaments and became the best of friends
They were always pitted against each other but, it never stopped this friendship

They were training partners as they got older
Novak got married and he was his best man

Coo. This I didn't know. Good facting Ashley. :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm not supporting him I'm just acknowledged the fact that he is currently the best:D

He only beat Murray, not that hard. :rolleyes:

:D

[AshleyPunk]

Coo. This I didn't know. Good facting Ashley. :)

Thank-you :)

The marriage was actually a shock..they are apparently on and off all the time

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Thank-you :)

The marriage was actually a shock..they are apparently on and off all the time

Treat 'em mean...

:p

[AshleyPunk]

Treat 'em mean...

:p

Really wanna have this discussion? :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Really wanna have this discussion? :p

Nah I gotta be at work in 17 hours. :D

[Steve Austin]

Nah I gotta be at work in 17 hours. :D

Those underpaid workers won't whip themselves! :rolleyes:


:D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Those underpaid workers won't whip themselves! :rolleyes:


:D

I only use thumb screws. :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

When you're in a good mood! :p

Yup other wise it's a room with piped in white noise.

Or United fans trying to talk sense, same result. :D