Charlie Austin
08-18-2012, 12:08 PM
I just woke up from a dream where I was not in it and it was a total Raw show. In this dream Vince had this crazy idea to have a one time 4 hour show. Now before we begin I must confess. After the end of an era storyline with Trips and Taker I drifted away from raw, Slowly turning into a TNA mark. I kept up with Raw by reading results on this website.
Everything starts with Kelly Kelly welcoming us to this special 4 hour event. She goes on saying she can't wait for the fans to see the show. Kane comes out. Kelly is terrified. He looks at her with complete inhuman hate. He tries to grab her throat, but she finds a way to dodge and kick him in his evil stones and runs out of the ring and stage like hell. Through this entire segment he does not say a word. He then does his normal turnbuckle burning taunt. (5 minutes)
Kofi comes out and says He is glad Kelly is ok. Justin Roberts yells out he should have. He was the closest one to the arena and therefore should have tried to save her from kane andf that hes as much scared of kane as everyone in the wwe. the argument lasted about 5 minutes about the situation.
Our opening match is JTG vs Mason Ryan. ( i believe a opening match should be considered an honor)
I only remember certain points of that match. In the beginning JTG was using his speed advantage. Using the ropes as speed and Mason Ryan had trouble catching him. Eventually JTG got cocky and Mason eventually caught him and dominated the match for about 3 minutes. Had a hard time pinning JTG. JTG used Brooklyn durability to kick out. JTG found a way to knock Mason out of the ring to catch a breather. eventually pinning doing his Da Shout Out move. 15 minutes
Michael Cole calls out John Cena to ask him some questions. Why is he a tool? what makes him so special? many why questions. Cena answers all of them adding some questions of his own. like. When is he going to remove his lips off of Miz's butt (couldn't say ass). Why is it hard for him to commentate a match right down the middle? Why he thinks he beat Lawler at wrestlemania when Lawler schooled him. Cole backed down. (5 minutes) ( couldnt remmeber all ofboth dude's questions)
Michael Mcgillicutty comes out and calls Lawler a has been. Says he wants to fight him to make some mark. Lawler says theres no reason to fight. That he is a commentator now and Doesnt wrestle much anymore. Mcgillicutty makes some remark about Lawlers dead mom and Lawler races in to kick some ass. They trade blows untill lawler clothes line him out of the ring. Mcgillicutty runs to the back. the fans applaud. Lawler goes back to his table.
Intercontinental title match with Miz and Swagger.
I dont remember most of the details But I remember it being 15 minutes long. Little botches. technically sound. and enjoyable. Miz retains
Vince comes out and asks the fans how the show is? Fans cheer. Vince reminds he will probably not do this again. Consider it a thanks to loyal fans for their dedication to the product. The Eve interupts. Vince asks whats so damned important for you to interupt me? Eve, trying to act sexy, was maybe you could get me a title shot? Vince looks at her saying. Thas it? Interupting me for a Title shot on a 4 hour program? I have something else in mind for you. Vince yells " YOU'RE FIRED!". Everyone cheers
Evan Bourne vs Primo
Don't remember all the details but it was a nice cruiserweight type high flying match. Primo gets the pin (15 minutes)
epico vs r-truth
Same style as above match. Epico wins. (15)
Rock comes out says he beat John Cena now he wants to face anyone else. Out comes Rey Mysterio. Rock starts out dominating the match. Rey gets some momentum. Back and forth match. Rey hits the 619 west coast pop for the pin 15
Dolph vs sakamoto
Sakamoto wins in a squash
where Sakamoto spends 15 minutes torturing Dolph
United states title match Santino vs David Otunga.
Comedy match. Otunga finds a way out of Sabtino's little comedy web and hits the spinebuster new champ(20)
Tensai challenges punk to a match. Punk comes out and refuses at first. Tensai basically calls him a weak coward. Punk says why not make it a title vs career falls count anywhere match. Tensai accepts and the match starts. Great back forward match. a good mix of martial arts and pro wrestling in and out of the ring. Punk found it difficult to use the anaconda and the GTS. Eventually retaining his belt using the GTS (sakamoto quits) (20)
Jericho comes out and challenges triple h. Trips says no and nothing y7ou can say jericho can change my mind. I am a buisness man now" Jericho attacks triple H aftter triple H goes to the back. They spend 20 minutes fighting untill Jericho uses the codebreaker. Triple H mumbles you're fired and passes out.
Big show Tyler reks
I dont remember everything but tyler saying he wants to be treated more seriously even if he has to go through the largest athlete in sports entertainment. All I remember was it was a tables match and it was 20 minutes of powerhouse and counters and stubborness of not going through a table. reks gets show with a tornado ddt 20
Vicky comes out in wrestling gear. Says she wants to prove herself the top Diva in wwe. She calls out beth and her title. Match starts both of them hook up. Beth bodys slams Vicky and pins her 1 2 3 ( 1 minute)
Main event
Alex Riley vs Zack Ryder steel cage match
39 minutes of old school wrestling goodness. Bodies slamming on that steel cage. Beating of a lifetime. It ends with riley trying his neck breaker but its countered with an irish whip. Rileys back hits the cage pretty hard but instead of falling down he tries to walk it off and falls victim to Rough ryder. Ryder too hurt to climb, he asks for the door to be opened and walks out. the show ends
This was in a dream. I woke up saying I havent felt Raw Satisfaction since Edge was champion.
If you like it cool, If not thats cool also. But I dreamt this last night
Everything starts with Kelly Kelly welcoming us to this special 4 hour event. She goes on saying she can't wait for the fans to see the show. Kane comes out. Kelly is terrified. He looks at her with complete inhuman hate. He tries to grab her throat, but she finds a way to dodge and kick him in his evil stones and runs out of the ring and stage like hell. Through this entire segment he does not say a word. He then does his normal turnbuckle burning taunt. (5 minutes)
Kofi comes out and says He is glad Kelly is ok. Justin Roberts yells out he should have. He was the closest one to the arena and therefore should have tried to save her from kane andf that hes as much scared of kane as everyone in the wwe. the argument lasted about 5 minutes about the situation.
Our opening match is JTG vs Mason Ryan. ( i believe a opening match should be considered an honor)
I only remember certain points of that match. In the beginning JTG was using his speed advantage. Using the ropes as speed and Mason Ryan had trouble catching him. Eventually JTG got cocky and Mason eventually caught him and dominated the match for about 3 minutes. Had a hard time pinning JTG. JTG used Brooklyn durability to kick out. JTG found a way to knock Mason out of the ring to catch a breather. eventually pinning doing his Da Shout Out move. 15 minutes
Michael Cole calls out John Cena to ask him some questions. Why is he a tool? what makes him so special? many why questions. Cena answers all of them adding some questions of his own. like. When is he going to remove his lips off of Miz's butt (couldn't say ass). Why is it hard for him to commentate a match right down the middle? Why he thinks he beat Lawler at wrestlemania when Lawler schooled him. Cole backed down. (5 minutes) ( couldnt remmeber all ofboth dude's questions)
Michael Mcgillicutty comes out and calls Lawler a has been. Says he wants to fight him to make some mark. Lawler says theres no reason to fight. That he is a commentator now and Doesnt wrestle much anymore. Mcgillicutty makes some remark about Lawlers dead mom and Lawler races in to kick some ass. They trade blows untill lawler clothes line him out of the ring. Mcgillicutty runs to the back. the fans applaud. Lawler goes back to his table.
Intercontinental title match with Miz and Swagger.
I dont remember most of the details But I remember it being 15 minutes long. Little botches. technically sound. and enjoyable. Miz retains
Vince comes out and asks the fans how the show is? Fans cheer. Vince reminds he will probably not do this again. Consider it a thanks to loyal fans for their dedication to the product. The Eve interupts. Vince asks whats so damned important for you to interupt me? Eve, trying to act sexy, was maybe you could get me a title shot? Vince looks at her saying. Thas it? Interupting me for a Title shot on a 4 hour program? I have something else in mind for you. Vince yells " YOU'RE FIRED!". Everyone cheers
Evan Bourne vs Primo
Don't remember all the details but it was a nice cruiserweight type high flying match. Primo gets the pin (15 minutes)
epico vs r-truth
Same style as above match. Epico wins. (15)
Rock comes out says he beat John Cena now he wants to face anyone else. Out comes Rey Mysterio. Rock starts out dominating the match. Rey gets some momentum. Back and forth match. Rey hits the 619 west coast pop for the pin 15
Dolph vs sakamoto
Sakamoto wins in a squash
where Sakamoto spends 15 minutes torturing Dolph
United states title match Santino vs David Otunga.
Comedy match. Otunga finds a way out of Sabtino's little comedy web and hits the spinebuster new champ(20)
Tensai challenges punk to a match. Punk comes out and refuses at first. Tensai basically calls him a weak coward. Punk says why not make it a title vs career falls count anywhere match. Tensai accepts and the match starts. Great back forward match. a good mix of martial arts and pro wrestling in and out of the ring. Punk found it difficult to use the anaconda and the GTS. Eventually retaining his belt using the GTS (sakamoto quits) (20)
Jericho comes out and challenges triple h. Trips says no and nothing y7ou can say jericho can change my mind. I am a buisness man now" Jericho attacks triple H aftter triple H goes to the back. They spend 20 minutes fighting untill Jericho uses the codebreaker. Triple H mumbles you're fired and passes out.
Big show Tyler reks
I dont remember everything but tyler saying he wants to be treated more seriously even if he has to go through the largest athlete in sports entertainment. All I remember was it was a tables match and it was 20 minutes of powerhouse and counters and stubborness of not going through a table. reks gets show with a tornado ddt 20
Vicky comes out in wrestling gear. Says she wants to prove herself the top Diva in wwe. She calls out beth and her title. Match starts both of them hook up. Beth bodys slams Vicky and pins her 1 2 3 ( 1 minute)
Main event
Alex Riley vs Zack Ryder steel cage match
39 minutes of old school wrestling goodness. Bodies slamming on that steel cage. Beating of a lifetime. It ends with riley trying his neck breaker but its countered with an irish whip. Rileys back hits the cage pretty hard but instead of falling down he tries to walk it off and falls victim to Rough ryder. Ryder too hurt to climb, he asks for the door to be opened and walks out. the show ends
This was in a dream. I woke up saying I havent felt Raw Satisfaction since Edge was champion.
If you like it cool, If not thats cool also. But I dreamt this last night