The EWN Grand Prix Discussion Thread

[TTC]

OOC: dont get the bolded part

Israel: The only greatness you will ever achieve is proving the evolutionary link between ape and man
OOC: It's the reference to the end of the world people talk about. 12/21/12.

Brock: Ape and Man? I am far superior than any species in this planet or any other species for that matter in any place.

[CricketTragic]

OOC: It's the reference to the end of the world people talk about. 12/21/12.

Brock: Ape and Man? I am far superior than any species in this planet or any other species for that matter in any place.

Israel: Well of course you are because we should believe everything you say right

[TTC]

Israel: Well of course you are because we should believe everything you say right
Brock: And we should believe that you can actually advance to the finals? Right?:rolleyes:

[CricketTragic]

Brock: And we should believe that you can actually advance to the finals? Right?:rolleyes:

Israel: What you should believe Brock is that I have worked my entire life to make it this close to securing a World title and I will be damned if Luke Jameson, Hanz Gruber, Artemis Eclipse or you take that opportunity away from me, I have the most integrity in this tournament, the most honour in this tournament and in two weeks I will have the most amount of wins in this tournaments history

[TTC]

Israel: What you should believe Brock is that I have worked my entire life to make it this close to securing a World title and I will be damned if Luke Jameson, Hanz Gruber, Artemis Eclipse or you take that opportunity away from me, I have the most integrity in this tournament, the most honour in this tournament and in two weeks I will have the most amount of wins in this tournaments history
Brock: Sure you will!:rolleyes: Come no one here believes you will even advance to the finals. Not even you think that.

[CricketTragic]

Brock: Sure you will!:rolleyes: Come no one here believes you will even advance to the finals. Not even you think that.

Israel: You are right Brock I dont think I will make it to the final, I know I will

[TTC]

Israel: You are right Brock I dont think I will make it to the final, I know I will
Brock: I like to see that happen.

[CricketTragic]

Brock: I like to see that happen.

Israel: I would not normally care what you would like Sir but I a glad to hear that

[TTC]

Israel: I would not normally care what you would like Sir but I a glad to hear that
Brock: Just for the fun of it. I will actually watch your match.

[CricketTragic]

Brock: Just for the fun of it. I will actually watch your match.

Israel: Very smart to scout me Brock that may give you a chance at survival

[TTC]

Israel: Very smart to scout me Brock that may give you a chance at survival
Brock: It's not that. I just want to have a good laugh at your expense.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Artemis: Talk is for little girls who like to chatter about their periods and how many bioys they slept with and how much they spent going shopping last week. Me on the other hand? I don't need to talk to anyone. I went into thie beginning of this tournament and beat in my opinion, one of the top dogs of this sport. He's a person that should have been Champion a long time ago. But I proved one thing for sure, I can beat people on that level. I AM that level. I want to see someone try to stop me. I don't know who I have next but expect one thing for sure, a swift kick to your temple and me standing over you in victory. Bank on it!

[CricketTragic]

Artemis: Talk is for little girls who like to chatter about their periods and how many bioys they slept with and how much they spent going shopping last week. Me on the other hand? I don't need to talk to anyone. I went into thie beginning of this tournament and beat in my opinion, one of the top dogs of this sport. He's a person that should have been Champion a long time ago. But I proved one thing for sure, I can beat people on that level. I AM that level. I want to see someone try to stop me. I don't know who I have next but expect one thing for sure, a swift kick to your temple and me standing over you in victory. Bank on it!

Israel: If you showed any interest in this tournament rather then just focus on HolyJose then you would realise you would be facing Brock and I hope to god Brock beats you because if he doesnt then the final is not going to come close to the hype it deserves

[CricketTragic]

Brock: It's not that. I just want to have a good laugh at your expense.

Israel: keep laughing Brock, humour is the best way to deal with tragedy which you will face if you have the ability to face me in the final

[TTC]

Artemis: Talk is for little girls who like to chatter about their periods and how many bioys they slept with and how much they spent going shopping last week. Me on the other hand? I don't need to talk to anyone. I went into thie beginning of this tournament and beat in my opinion, one of the top dogs of this sport. He's a person that should have been Champion a long time ago. But I proved one thing for sure, I can beat people on that level. I AM that level. I want to see someone try to stop me. I don't know who I have next but expect one thing for sure, a swift kick to your temple and me standing over you in victory. Bank on it!
Brock: You bored the people to death.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Israel: If you showed any interest in this tournament rather then just focus on HolyJose then you would realise you would be facing Brock and I hope to god Brock beats you because if he doesnt then the final is not going to come close to the hype it deserves

Artemis: I don't need to pay attention to things like that. I have someone who tells me what's going on and I watch the tapes on that guy. Now I know it's Botch Boy and I know what I have to do. Don't try to chastise me kid. I could take you out in a moments notice as well, Pambitch.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Brock: You bored the people to death.

Artemis: My name isn't Brock. That's impossible.

[CricketTragic]

Artemis: I don't need to pay attention to things like that. I have someone who tells me what's going on and I watch the tapes on that guy. Now I know it's Botch Boy and I know what I have to do. Don't try to chastise me kid. I could take you out in a moments notice as well, Pambitch.

Israel: Artemis Eclipse you think you are clever by calling me Pambitch though that just shows the disrespect and lack of integrity you have and if I were you I would focus on the ape otherwise you may become the proverbial banana

[TTC]

Artemis: My name isn't Brock. That's impossible.
Brock: That's right your name isn't Brock. Cause then you will be awesome. Which you aren't.

[CricketTragic]

Just finished my promo and I must say that I am happy with it though If I dont advance I know I have given it my all

[zapphoman]

Israel: keep laughing Brock, humour is the best way to deal with tragedy which you will face if you have the ability to face me in the final

Jameson: You need to stop worrying about Brock and start worrying about your next opponent. I just got to my room and I am very pissed.

OOC: Promo is sent in.

[CricketTragic]

Jameson: You need to stop worrying about Brock and start worrying about your next opponent. I just got to my room and I am very pissed.

OOC: Promo is sent in.

Israel: I am worried about all the competitors Jameson though I am not worried about the result as I am sure I will stand tall

[magglis]

So my laptop's hard drive was fucked up i had to change it install windows and stuff.I'm back now and surprisingly the show is not up yet.Sorry for that i'm gonna ask HJ about it.Also because of what happened to my laptop i have no choice to move the semis with the finals show Sunday December 30 sorry guys.I wrote my part but now its gone and i have to write it again

[CricketTragic]

Thats cool man I understand should be an epic show

[CricketTragic]

So my laptop's hard drive was fucked up i had to change it install windows and stuff.I'm back now and surprisingly the show is not up yet.Sorry for that i'm gonna ask HJ about it.Also because of what happened to my laptop i have no choice to move the semis with the finals show Sunday December 30 sorry guys.I wrote my part but now its gone and i have to write it again

So how is the promo for the final going to be done if we need to do one

[magglis]

So how is the promo for the final going to be done if we need to do one
The promos you guys already sent will determent the winners and the Grabd Prix champion.If anyone wants to add something else he can pm me about it.Also i talked with HJ the match for last week's show is ready and he will probably post it tonight.Sorry for the delays the guy is very busy lately

[magglis]

Also i only need one promo for the show and i will start working on it

[CricketTragic]

Also i only need one promo for the show and i will start working on it

Has someone not handed in theres?

[magglis]

Has someone not handed in theres?
I need only one

[TTC]

I need only one
Let me guess. It's R(ob) and mines right?

[magglis]

Let me guess. It's R(ob) and mines right?
Yup.............

[TTC]

Yup.............
You have been getting some of the PMs I've sent, right?

[magglis]

You have been getting some of the PMs I've sent, right?
only one mate

[TTC]

only one mate
Okay. I'll get you the most recent one in a few.

[magglis]

Okay. I'll get you the most recent one in a few.
Great bro i'm gonna start writing the show tomorrow and if i don't get any response by HJ I'll probably write his last week match too

[TTC]

Great bro i'm gonna start writing the show tomorrow and if i don't get any response by HJ I'll probably write his last week match too
Remember I'll be able to help you, bro.

[magglis]

Remember I'll be able to help you, bro.
Thanks mate

[magglis]

So i wrote and posted the 2nd match by myself guys.I'm gonna start writing the Sundays show Wednesday

[magglis]

December 30 fight card:

Semifinal round matches:

Brock Edwards vs Artemis Eclipse

Luke Jameson vs Israel Pamich

Final:

Winner A vs Winner B

[magglis]

EWN Grand Prix #2 Roster:

Ali Kazam

Kaige Chamberlain

AJ Dixon

Kyojin

Orion Slayde

Mike Hawk

Mr Smyth

????????

EWN Grand Prix #2 fight card:

Quarterfinal round matches:

Kyojin vs ??????

Orion Slayde vs Mr Smyth

Mike Hawk vs AJ Dixon

Ali Kazam vs Kaige Chamberlain


Edit: Promo assignments for the EWN Grand Prix #2 competitors will be out after i post Grand Prix #1 final show

[TheJosephBanks]

Mr. Smyth is in too?

....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Rehmix]

what a good card, can't wait to see what happens.

[No_1eddiefan]

EWN Grand Prix #2 Roster:

Ali Kazam

Kaige Chamberlain

AJ Dixon

Kyojin

Orion Slayde

Mike Hawk

Mr Smyth

????????

EWN Grand Prix #2 fight card:

Quarterfinal round matches:

Kyojin vs ??????

Orion Slayde vs Mr Smyth

Mike Hawk vs AJ Dixon

Ali Kazam vs Kaige Chamberlain


Edit: Promo assignments for the EWN Grand Prix #2 competitors will be out after i post Grand Prix #1 final show

Just a bit of advice- I don't like how I have no idea who my opponent is. Not because it's my opponent, but because in a competition like this, I feel that every single person should be openly named.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Just a bit of advice- I don't like how I have no idea who my opponent is. Not because it's my opponent, but because in a competition like this, I feel that every single person should be openly named.

I kind of agree.

[Tommy Thunder]

Just a bit of advice- I don't like how I have no idea who my opponent is. Not because it's my opponent, but because in a competition like this, I feel that every single person should be openly named.

I agree. In a fed or in WWE it's ok to have surprise entrants and such, but in a tournament like this, it's not really fair in my eyes. All it does is give an unfair advantage to the surprise guy over his opponent, in this case Eddie.
I mean you wouldn't have surprise entrants into the Formula 1 GP, or the World Cup or whatever, in the same way, you shouldn't here IMO.

[CricketTragic]

Just a bit of advice- I don't like how I have no idea who my opponent is. Not because it's my opponent, but because in a competition like this, I feel that every single person should be openly named.

In one way mate I agree with you and probably I would be a bit annoyed if I was facing a mystery opponent as well, though for the tournament as a whole there is a little enthusiam as to who this mystery opponont is and maybe they will be revealed before the show, also there is two weeks of first round matches so possibly it would be revealed on week 1 who you are facing on week 2.

[BennyTheBall]

Mr. Smyth is in too?

....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

In the same tournament as Chamberlain & Kyojin. Shits about to kick off, big time!

[magglis]

Just a bit of advice- I don't like how I have no idea who my opponent is. Not because it's my opponent, but because in a competition like this, I feel that every single person should be openly named.


I kind of agree.


I agree. In a fed or in WWE it's ok to have surprise entrants and such, but in a tournament like this, it's not really fair in my eyes. All it does is give an unfair advantage to the surprise guy over his opponent, in this case Eddie.
I mean you wouldn't have surprise entrants into the Formula 1 GP, or the World Cup or whatever, in the same way, you shouldn't here IMO.
That's a part of the last show of EWN Grand Prix 1.I want to build some anticipation and give more reasons to read the last show.No one will have advantage over the others

[TheJosephBanks]

In the same tournament as Chamberlain & Kyojin. Shits about to kick off, big time!

If you aren't in the finals with me, I'll be disappoint.

[wrestlingfan66513]

what a good card, can't wait to see what happens.

Can't wait to face you bro

Also really stacked second card, it will be interesting to see how it progresses

[magglis]

I'm glad you guys like the card for Grand Prix #2:)

And an update for the final show of EWN Grand Prix #1, i already wrote one match, two to go and if i finish the show earlier I'll probably post it earlier too

[CricketTragic]

I'm glad you guys like the card for Grand Prix #2:)

And an update for the final show of EWN Grand Prix #1, i already wrote one match, two to go and if i finish the show earlier I'll probably post it earlier too

Very excited mate and I am genuinely excited to see where this goes and see how far my guy can go well done

[TheJosephBanks]

Out of the folks i've seen a lot of..


I get to play with Eddie, Zero, and Benny.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[B-MCINTYRE]

EWN Grand Prix #2 Roster:

Ali Kazam

Kaige Chamberlain

AJ Dixon

Kyojin

Orion Slayde

Mike Hawk

Mr Smyth

????????

EWN Grand Prix #2 fight card:

Quarterfinal round matches:

Kyojin vs ??????

Orion Slayde vs Mr Smyth

Mike Hawk vs AJ Dixon

Ali Kazam vs Kaige Chamberlain


Edit: Promo assignments for the EWN Grand Prix #2 competitors will be out after i post Grand Prix #1 final show

Who is Kaige Chamberlain?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Who is Kaige Chamberlain?
Nevermind. It's Joseph.


Well. This will be fun

[TheJosephBanks]

Who is Kaige Chamberlain?


Nevermind. It's Joseph.


Well. This will be fun


HOW DARE YOU NOT KNO---

Oh.

Hello

[B-MCINTYRE]

HOW DARE YOU NOT KNO---

Oh.

Hello

Ali: Well Kaige, how unfortunate for you. You're going to disappear from the tournament in Round One. The Most Entertaining Man alive is going to see to that personally.


OOC: :p good luck.

[TheJosephBanks]

Ali: Well Kaige, how unfortunate for you. You're going to disappear from the tournament in Round One. The Most Entertaining Man alive is going to see to that personally.


OOC: :p good luck.

Kaige: Hush, hush, hush, magic man. You'll be back to performing for kids and out people in no time flat. You're not any competition, and quite frankly, I'm the greatest thing this tournament will ever seen

OOC: And to you too. Ali was in EWNCW a while ago, yeah? I think I remember him joining while(Or before) I was on the creative team there(under Rilla)

[B-MCINTYRE]

Kaige: Hush, hush, hush, magic man. You'll be back to performing for kids and out people in no time flat. You're not any competition, and quite frankly, I'm the greatest thing this tournament will ever seen

OOC: And to you too. Ali was in EWNCW a while ago, yeah? I think I remember him joining while(Or before) I was on the creative team there(under Rilla)

Ali: You don't have the slightest clue about who you are messing with. You would have seen me in when I was EWNCW. When I was there I was only scratching into my potential. But I'm back in a different company and I'm on track to be the most dominant man in this business...

OOC: Yeah he was there for a couple of months... I was on creative for a while too. Then I got busy and E-fedding wasn't really something I had time for. But I'm getting back into it in IWA... This seems like a good way to get some promo practice in and try and refine myself. Is Kaige a Face or a heel? Just so I know.

[TTC]

Brock: You know I find it funny that some people are already talking about the next tournament. Actually, no it's really amusing that anyone believes there is going to be another Grand Prix Tournament. You see once I advance to the finals and beat the living shit out of my opponent, whom ever it might be, management will think real hard about hosting another tournament. They will realize that there will be no point on having any more, because it will become obvious to every single motherfucker out there that Brock Edwards will win the last fucking match with all other 11 winners, should there be more tournaments, that result will be simple. Brock Edwards will or would be victorious. So, everyone schedule for the second Grand Pix you better be prepare to know this tournament will be finished, because of the man known as Brock Edwards.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Brock: You know I find it funny that some people are already talking about the next tournament. Actually, no it's really amusing that anyone believes there is going to be another Grand Prix Tournament. You see once I advance to the finals and beat the living shit out of my opponent, whom ever it might be, management will think real hard about hosting another tournament. They will realize that there will be no point on having any more, because it will become obvious to every single motherfucker out there that Brock Edwards will win the last fucking match with all other 11 winners, should there be more tournaments, that result will be simple. Brock Edwards will or would be victorious. So, everyone schedule for the second Grand Pix you better be prepare to know this tournament will be finished, because of the man known as Brock Edwards.

Ali: Ahhh, Brock, you make me laugh...

[TTC]

Ali: Ahhh, Brock, you make me laugh...
Brock: You also make me laugh.

[CricketTragic]

Brock: You know I find it funny that some people are already talking about the next tournament. Actually, no it's really amusing that anyone believes there is going to be another Grand Prix Tournament. You see once I advance to the finals and beat the living shit out of my opponent, whom ever it might be, management will think real hard about hosting another tournament. They will realize that there will be no point on having any more, because it will become obvious to every single motherfucker out there that Brock Edwards will win the last fucking match with all other 11 winners, should there be more tournaments, that result will be simple. Brock Edwards will or would be victorious. So, everyone schedule for the second Grand Pix you better be prepare to know this tournament will be finished, because of the man known as Brock Edwards.

Israel: You will be facing me you useless hack and when I beat you I will ensure that EWNGP continues... though there will ever be only one EWNPG 1 winner and that will be me

[TheJosephBanks]

Ali: You don't have the slightest clue about who you are messing with. You would have seen me in when I was EWNCW. When I was there I was only scratching into my potential. But I'm back in a different company and I'm on track to be the most dominant man in this business...

OOC: Yeah he was there for a couple of months... I was on creative for a while too. Then I got busy and E-fedding wasn't really something I had time for. But I'm getting back into it in IWA... This seems like a good way to get some promo practice in and try and refine myself. Is Kaige a Face or a heel? Just so I know.

Kaige: 'Stratching into my potential' which means you tried and failed. It's okay, I'm the hottest developmental talent they have and soon, I'm going to be at the top of the EWNCW pack. So while you try and find success in another company, just watch how much better than you I am in EWNCW. Hell, if you're lucky, I might let you thrive in the other company before I come take it over.

OOC: Tweener, though at the moment, TWE has him more towards a face-role.

[BennyTheBall]

Kaige: 'Stratching into my potential' which means you tried and failed. It's okay, I'm the hottest developmental talent they have and soon, I'm going to be at the top of the EWNCW pack. So while you try and find success in another company, just watch how much better than you I am in EWNCW. Hell, if you're lucky, I might let you thrive in the other company before I co
me take it over.

OOC: Tweener, though at the moment, TWE has him more towards a face-role.

He's better as a face, in my humble opinion.

[BennyTheBall]

Kaige: 'Stratching into my potential' which means you tried and failed. It's okay, I'm the hottest developmental talent they have and soon, I'm going to be at the top of the EWNCW pack. So while you try and find success in another company, just watch how much better than you I am in EWNCW. Hell, if you're lucky, I might let you thrive in the other company before I come take it over.

OOC: Tweener, though at the moment, TWE has him more towards a face-role.

He's better as a face, in my humble opinion.

[TheJosephBanks]

He's better as a face, in my humble opinion.

A cocky, arrogant, face.

Like Miz.

Or something.

And only if Smyth is the heel.

......only.

[BennyTheBall]

A cocky, arrogant, face.

Like Miz.

Or something.

And only if Smyth is the heel.

......only.

You only go heel face for me? I'm honoured. lol

[TheJosephBanks]

You only go heel face for me? I'm honoured. lol

So far. I can play him either way, but it'd probably come out all tweener-heelish anyway. xD

[TTC]

Israel: You will be facing me you useless hack and when I beat you I will ensure that EWNGP continues... though there will ever be only one EWNPG 1 winner and that will be me

Brock: As if.

[magglis]

I'm trying to add more details in my matches.I'm still a rookie on this.

The way i see it we might have the show posted sooner than i expected to be

[CricketTragic]

I'm trying to add more details in my matches.I'm still a rookie on this.

The way i see it we might have the show posted sooner than i expected to be

how soon bro?

[CricketTragic]

Brock: As if.

Israel: Well maybe you are right, I should not assume I am facing you in the final

[B-MCINTYRE]

how soon bro?

Ali Kazam: Don't Worry bro, you'll lose soon enough. Then the world will get to see me in action in the next tournament... If I wait that long.

[CricketTragic]

Ali Kazam: Don't Worry bro, you'll lose soon enough. Then the world will get to see me in action in the next tournament... If I wait that long.

Israel: Ali you run your mouh a little too mouth, I have a bit of spare time if you want your arse kicked by concerning yourself with something that does not concern you sir

[TTC]

Israel: Well maybe you are right, I should not assume I am facing you in the final

Brock: You really need to lay off that meth.

[CricketTragic]

Brock: You really need to lay off that meth.

Israel: Sir you really need to lay off living

[B-MCINTYRE]

Israel: Ali you run your mouh a little too mouth, I have a bit of spare time if you want your arse kicked by concerning yourself with something that does not concern you sir

Ali: Did you call me sir? What kind of lame-ass are you? If you really want to get hurt before the finals of your tournament bro, then come at me. But if you want to even be able to walk into the Semi-Final match you have, than you would want to back the fuck off now and not piss me off. By all means, try your luck, but just remember I told you that if you do want to fight with me, I'll put you on the injured list in a instant.

[CricketTragic]

Ali: Did you call me sir? What kind of lame-ass are you? If you really want to get hurt before the finals of your tournament bro, then come at me. But if you want to even be able to walk into the Semi-Final match you have, than you would want to back the fuck off now and not piss me off. By all means, try your luck, but just remember I told you that if you do want to fight with me, I'll put you on the injured list in a instant.

Israel: And Brock thins that I am on Meth... SIR

[TTC]

Israel: Sir you really need to lay off living

Brock: Wishing death upon me? Wow! You truly are on something.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Israel: And Brock thins that I am on Meth... SIR

Ali: It's pretty clear why he would think that.... sir... You really need a better way to address people. That's the lamest, most boring thing I have ever seen.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Brock: Wishing death upon me? Wow! You truly are on something.

Ali: Yeah, he sure is. Whatever it is makes him pretty boring.

[CricketTragic]

Ali: It's pretty clear why he would think that.... sir... You really need a better way to address people. That's the lamest, most boring thing I have ever seen.

Israel: I am not here to entertain the people you rude obnoxious thief of perfectly resonable H2O, I am here to be the best and you are not worthy of my beating up of you

OOC: Wait for it

SIR

[B-MCINTYRE]

Israel: I am not here to entertain the people you rude obnoxious thief of perfectly resonable H2O, I am here to be the best and you are not worthy of my beating up of you

OOC: Wait for it

SIR

Ali: You couldn't even lay a single finger on me if you tried buddy. That attitude is exactly why I am back. You're not here to entertain. You don't even know what entertainment is. I am entertainment. But I don't look to entertain the pathetic fans, I am all about entertaining myself and dealing out pain to unintelligent uninteresting and straight up useless wastes of space such as yourself.

[TTC]

Ali: Yeah, he sure is. Whatever it is makes him pretty boring.
Brock: We should call him the boringest man that ever lived.

Israel: I am not here to entertain the people you rude obnoxious thief of perfectly resonable H2O, I am here to be the best and you are not worthy of my beating up of you

OOC: Wait for it

SIR

Brock: I rather try to shit a brick than listen to you.

[magglis]

how soon bro?
I said before that the show will be posted Sunday.I believe show will be up Saturday for sure.I'll try my best to finish the whole thing tomorrow and post it tomorrow.

[CricketTragic]

I said before that the show will be posted Sunday.I believe show will be up Saturday for sure.I'll try my best to finish the whole thing tomorrow and post it tomorrow.

awesome mate I will keep checking in

[CricketTragic]

Ali: You couldn't even lay a single finger on me if you tried buddy. That attitude is exactly why I am back. You're not here to entertain. You don't even know what entertainment is. I am entertainment. But I don't look to entertain the pathetic fans, I am all about entertaining myself and dealing out pain to unintelligent uninteresting and straight up useless wastes of space such as yourself.

Israel: Entertaining yourself, my god if you wanted to entertain yourself then by some lube and a tubesock, head into your bedroom... well nevermind that Ali I will say this though, when there is a need to self entertain it means you areobvious not satisfied with the person you are?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Israel: Entertaining yourself, my god if you wanted to entertain yourself then by some lube and a tubesock, head into your bedroom... well nevermind that Ali I will say this though, when there is a need to self entertain it means you areobvious not satisfied with the person you are?
Ali: No. It means that there is nobody else on this planet who is capable of entertaining me.

[magglis]

Oh and just letting you guys know that i already decided who will be the winner.It was a tough choice but i think its the right one

[B-MCINTYRE]

Oh and just letting you guys know that i already decided who will be the winner.It was a tough choice but i think its the right one

Are they all really good promos?

[magglis]

Are they all really good promos?
Well the two guys who moved in the final did good job but also i took into consideration their previous promos for the show and their ic posts

[CricketTragic]

Well the two guys who moved in the final did good job but also i took into consideration their previous promos for the show and their ic posts

I think you pretty much revealed the final bro

[magglis]

I think you pretty much revealed the final bro
I think not, you should all wait to read it

[B-MCINTYRE]

I think you pretty much revealed the final bro

No. but you did.

[CricketTragic]

No. but you did.

How did I? I dont even know whos in the final

[TTC]

How did I? I dont even know whos in the final

Brock: But, I do. It's going to be Brock Edwards vs some oor sould who'll face me pain.

[magglis]

How did I? I dont even know whos in the final
Why did you say that then?:p


I think you pretty much revealed the final bro

[B-MCINTYRE]

Why did you say that then?:p

Exactly....

[CricketTragic]

Why did you say that then?:p

from the clue you gave it seems pretty obvious to me anyway who will be facing of, though we will see

Hey Magglis I was thinking of doing a prediction contest for season 2 of EWNGP, what do you think?

[B-MCINTYRE]

from the clue you gave it seems pretty obvious to me anyway who will be facing of, though we will see

Hey Magglis I was thinking of doing a prediction contest for season 2 of EWNGP, what do you think?

Ali Kazam: I predict that I dominate.

[CricketTragic]

Ali Kazam: I predict that I dominate.

Israel: I predict you are unaware of what lifeform you actually are

[magglis]

from the clue you gave it seems pretty obvious to me anyway who will be facing of, though we will see

Hey Magglis I was thinking of doing a prediction contest for season 2 of EWNGP, what do you think?
Nah i was just saying what did i took into consideration

That will be interesting:)

[CricketTragic]

Nah i was just saying what did i took into consideration

That will be interesting:)

So you are happy for me to go ahead with that?

[magglis]

So you are happy for me to go ahead with that?
Oh hell yeah

[CricketTragic]

Oh hell yeah

Ok well I will put the first round matches up soon and start running it later today

[magglis]

Ok well I will put the first round matches up soon and start running it later today

Sounds good mate

[CricketTragic]

its up and running bro, hopefully I can do a great job and create more interests in the EWNGP

[wrestlingfan66513]

Ali Kazam: I predict that I dominate.

Hawk: You will dominate until you face me you mean. This tournament is filled with some heavy hitters and Ali Kazam and that's just the way I want it because I want my tournament win to be the most impressive so that each future winner will know of my glory.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Hawk: You will dominate until you face me you mean. This tournament is filled with some heavy hitters and Ali Kazam and that's just the way I want it because I want my tournament win to be the most impressive so that each future winner will know of my glory.

Ali: Well of course that's what I meant ... go fuck yourself Hawk... I'm not that scum Dingo Mac. I will kick your teeth down your throat if you annoy me. But you know. If you manage to make it far enough into the tournament to face me I, I will happily hand you the beating that you so surely deserve to get. Making you disappear will be a great pleasure for the Most Entertaining man Alive. There are a lot of big names in this tournament and all of them think I am joking when I say that I will win. Well each and every one of you will come to realise that I am not a comedy act. I will win this tournament and it will be... Magical.

[TheJosephBanks]

Kaige: Event hasn't even started for us and you're all talking like mortal enemies. What? Did Hawk take your deck of magic playing cards? Did Ali take use his uber magic skillz to take your ba-ba this week? While you to bicker back and forth, forth and back, I'll gladly waltz my way to the winner's circle, and sit at the top of King of EWNGP 2. If either of you has a problem with that, get in line - Ali Kazam gets first shot, then I'll gladly take on any of you. Daddy always told me, "There's no such thing as competition."

[magglis]

Hey guys some of you won titles with your characters, make sure that this is posted in your bio in the roster thread

Also i love your ic posts:)

[wrestlingfan66513]

Ali: Well of course that's what I meant ... go fuck yourself Hawk... I'm not that scum Dingo Mac. I will kick your teeth down your throat if you annoy me. But you know. If you manage to make it far enough into the tournament to face me I, I will happily hand you the beating that you so surely deserve to get. Making you disappear will be a great pleasure for the Most Entertaining man Alive. There are a lot of big names in this tournament and all of them think I am joking when I say that I will win. Well each and every one of you will come to realise that I am not a comedy act. I will win this tournament and it will be... Magical.

Hawk: I am the ultimate aerial predator and anything that dwells on the ground is my target. But in the rare case fools like you decide you want to play in the skies to challenge me, I will send you back to the ground scorched. I take all of my opponents seriously whether I act like it or not, but my goal isn't to win a match, it's to outclass and embarrass my opponents. You want magic? Then watch my first match and see how long it takes me to beat Dixon, because he is going to taste defeat at my hands faster than he lost that world title.

[S.E. Zero]

So it's me vs Mr. Smyth, hmm....looking forward to working with you Benny.

[BennyTheBall]

So it's me vs Mr. Smyth, hmm....looking forward to working with you Benny.

Same here, buddy. Collaborating with someone new is always great fun.

[magglis]

If you guys haven't noticed CT made a prediction contest for Grand Prix.I would like to see you guys post your predictions

[No_1eddiefan]

If you guys haven't noticed CT made a prediction contest for Grand Prix.I would like to see you guys post your predictions

I'll do it when I know the final guy in the show.

[magglis]

I'll do it when I know the final guy in the show.
The PC involves the finals of Grand Prix 1 too.And don't worry you will find out who will be your opponent and you will love working with him:D

[No_1eddiefan]

The PC involves the finals of Grand Prix 1 too.And don't worry you will find out who will be your opponent and you will love working with him:D

Haha yeah I'll just skip that question.

Or get top marks on it ;)

And looking forward to it man!

[magglis]

Haha yeah I'll just skip that question.

Or get top marks on it ;)

And looking forward to it man!
Great man, i'm really happy to hear this from you.I should have said that i will reveal your opponent on tomorrow's show in the first place

[No_1eddiefan]

Great man, i'm really happy to hear this from you.I should have said that i will reveal your opponent on tomorrow's show in the first place

Hahaha no worries man. I know what it's like being on the creative side of things, so I know that sometimes it's great to have a shock on the shows- it leaves people guessing and such.

I'll also begin to IC when I find out who the guy is.

[magglis]

Hahaha no worries man. I know what it's like being on the creative side of things, so I know that sometimes it's great to have a shock on the shows- it leaves people guessing and such.

I'll also begin to IC when I find out who the guy is.
That was exactly what i was aiming for to do:)

[magglis]

So it looks like that the show will be posted tomorrow.I just finished writing the show but i'm missing one little thing and that alone makes me unable to post the show

[CricketTragic]

So it looks like that the show will be posted tomorrow.I just finished writing the show but i'm missing one little thing and that alone makes me unable to post the show

Thats awesome man, I have my daughter tomorrow then I shall be able to read the show

Israel: Today will be the last day of dishonour as your man of Integrity Israel Pamich shall become the EWNGP champion

[CricketTragic]

Haha yeah I'll just skip that question.

Or get top marks on it ;)

And looking forward to it man!

I should of stated before that you can alter the predictions you gave at any time though after the show has been posted you may not alter the prediction of the winner

[CricketTragic]

If you guys haven't noticed CT made a prediction contest for Grand Prix.I would like to see you guys post your predictions

Cheers for the acknowledement mate hopefully business picks up

[magglis]

EWNGP 1 and 2 participants please post your predictions here
EWNGP 2 Prediction Contest (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?29358-EWNGP-2-Prediction-Contest)
And if anyone wants to post some fillers now is a good time to do it:D

[No_1eddiefan]

Kyojin: Chris. Fucking. Divine. I'd say I'm worried but I'd be lying. Bring it on Chris. It's time for the rematch that ever single person wants to see. It's time for the two most creative guys to go one-on-one, and only one will survive past the first round. Now trust me, I know how good you are but I'm telling you now, that'll be me.

[TTC]

I had a hunch feeling that bear was in it. I mean why else post in the prediction thread. Then mag and bear's responses were rather off.

[magglis]

Full show is up Bitches:D


Feedback as following if you please:

Best Match:
Best Promo:
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved:
Any Other Positives:
Any Other Constructive Criticism:
Overall Show Grade:

[bearkg88]

Best Match: Pamich vs Eclipse
Best Promo: Hmm....I'm going with Eclipse/Edwards
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: None that stuck out to me.
Any Other Positives: It was a good show, and good to see Pamich get the big win. I was expecting a Pamich vs Edwards main event.
Any Other Constructive Criticism: None really. Keep up the great job!

[No_1eddiefan]

Best Match: Eclipse vs. Pamich
Best Promo: Divine
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: None that I could see. All promos were great and all were brilliant.
Any Other Positives: Nice to see Pamich get the win, although I felt Eclipse deserved it more. Pamich/Eclipse was the right final
Any Other Constructive Criticism: None that I could see.
Overall Show Grade: B+. Solid show.

[magglis]

Best Match: Eclipse vs. Pamich
Best Promo: Divine
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: None that I could see. All promos were great and all were brilliant.
Any Other Positives: Nice to see Pamich get the win, although I felt Eclipse deserved it more. Pamich/Eclipse was the right final
Any Other Constructive Criticism: None that I could see.
Overall Show Grade: B+. Solid show.
Yeah i do think bear stole the show with his promo

[TTC]

Feedback as following if you please:

Best Match: Eclipse/Pamich
Best Promo: Divine
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nothing really.
Any Other Positives: N/A
Any Other Constructive Criticism: Actually I do have some. I would have had Divine kept silence, but I can see the positive side of it anyways. It already gives both men a starting point. My second problem is that the finals should have been Brock/Pamich. I love R(ob), but I don't think he was the right choice in my own personal opinion. He barely ICed, but I won't take anything away from his promo skills. However, you did said you took ICing into consideration, but I feel you really didn't. It's not sour grapes, because I was hoping for a Isarel win more than any else. However, I feel like ICing builds up a feud or match and that's what Brock and Isarel did. The two were the ones that were truly hyping up the event more than anyone and that to meant it should have been the two. I know you have your reasons man, but I got to disagree with the decision. It just didn't feel right with the main event. Don't take it personally, because the main event was awesome. It's just that Isarel/Edwards to me was the right way to go.
Overall Show Grade: B+

[bearkg88]

Feedback as following if you please:

Best Match: Eclipse/Pamich
Best Promo: Divine
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nothing really.
Any Other Positives: N/A
Any Other Constructive Criticism: Actually I do have some. I would have had Divine kept silence, but I can see the positive side of it anyways. It already gives both men a starting point. My second problem is that the finals should have been Brock/Pamich. I love R(ob), but I don't think he was the right choice in my own personal opinion. He barely ICed, but I won't take anything away from his promo skills. However, you did said you took ICing into consideration, but I feel you really didn't. It's not sour grapes, because I was hoping for a Isarel win more than any else. However, I feel like ICing builds up a feud or match and that's what Brock and Isarel did. The two were the ones that were truly hyping up the event more than anyone and that to meant it should have been the two. I know you have your reasons man, but I got to disagree with the decision. It just didn't feel right with the main event. Don't take it personally, because the main event was awesome. It's just that Isarel/Edwards to me was the right way to go.
Overall Show Grade: B+

The bolded statement. When Maggs made the comment he already chose the final two for the match, and he was basing it off of promos and ic work, I was surprise to see it was Rob seeing as how he didn't nearly as much as TTC did.

[magglis]

Feedback as following if you please:

Best Match: Eclipse/Pamich
Best Promo: Divine
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nothing really.
Any Other Positives: N/A
Any Other Constructive Criticism: Actually I do have some. I would have had Divine kept silence, but I can see the positive side of it anyways. It already gives both men a starting point. My second problem is that the finals should have been Brock/Pamich. I love R(ob), but I don't think he was the right choice in my own personal opinion. He barely ICed, but I won't take anything away from his promo skills. However, you did said you took ICing into consideration, but I feel you really didn't. It's not sour grapes, because I was hoping for a Isarel win more than any else. However, I feel like ICing builds up a feud or match and that's what Brock and Isarel did. The two were the ones that were truly hyping up the event more than anyone and that to meant it should have been the two. I know you have your reasons man, but I got to disagree with the decision. It just didn't feel right with the main event. Don't take it personally, because the main event was awesome. It's just that Isarel/Edwards to me was the right way to go.
Overall Show Grade: B+
I was having a hard time to decide between you and R(ob) but i think i took the right choice.Also i do take ic posts into consideration
but the 90% of the results comes from the promos.Also i have to say that I've seen massive improvement from you

[thejman93]

Divine steals whatever show he's on, man. That promo was fucking golden.

[TTC]

I was having a hard time to decide between you and R(ob) but i think i took the right choice.Also i do take ic posts into consideration
but the 90% of the results comes from the promos.Also i have to say that I've seen massive improvement from you
Thanks man. I just still fill effy on it, but I'm still glad Isarel was the one to win the thing. However, for future reference, you should probably take both IC and promos in a 50/50 manner.

[bearkg88]

Thanks man. I just still fill effy on it, but I'm still glad Isarel was the one to win the thing. However, for future reference, you should probably take both IC and promos in a 50/50 manner.

In my eyes when I pick who to push and who note to, its 60% promo/40% icing, mainly because yes ICing can help progress a feud, and it keeps a thread active, but think to all of the huge moments, people turning heel, surprise debuts, shocking moments, they are all done within a promo and built up through a promo so to me, promo's have a little more weight.

[TTC]

In my eyes when I pick who to push and who note to, its 60% promo/40% icing, mainly because yes ICing can help progress a feud, and it keeps a thread active, but think to all of the huge moments, people turning heel, surprise debuts, shocking moments, they are all done within a promo and built up through a promo so to me, promo's have a little more weight.
Yeah I see what you are saying. And I can agree to it.

[magglis]

Thanks man. I just still fill effy on it, but I'm still glad Isarel was the one to win the thing. However, for future reference, you should probably take both IC and promos in a 50/50 manner.
Its a matter of opinions actually.I do like ic posts but sometimes, some posters, their ic posts are like this "yeah i will kick your ass" or "fuck you i'm better".

Anyway i want to thank all the guys who joined this tournament and congratulate CT for his win.Also i want to let you all know that if you want you will all get a 2nd chance sometime this year:)

[TTC]

Its a matter of opinions actually.I do like ic posts but sometimes, some posters, their ic posts are like this "yeah i will kick your ass" or "fuck you i'm better".

Anyway i want to thank all the guys who joined this tournament and congratulate CT for his win.Also i want to let you all know that if you want you will all get a 2nd chance sometime this year:)
I get what you mean and I'll be honest about my ICing. Brock will troll you a lot. Hence why he is so hated.

[bearkg88]

Its a matter of opinions actually.I do like ic posts but sometimes, some posters, their ic posts are like this "yeah i will kick your ass" or "fuck you i'm better".

Anyway i want to thank all the guys who joined this tournament and congratulate CT for his win.Also i want to let you all know that if you want you will all get a 2nd chance sometime this year:)

Unless ur TTC...then you don't :D :D :D :D :D :D

[TTC]

Unless ur TTC...then you don't :D :D :D :D :D :D
Brock: Look you fudgenugget. You can go fuck yourself sideways and go die. Because I absolutely hate your cuts. I mean what kind of coward decides to stay hidden. You weren't even worth the hype.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hawk: It doesn't matter who won tonight because in the end their can only be one winner and that man will be Mike Hawk.

[magglis]

Week 1 card:

Mike Hawk vs AJ Dixon

Orion Slayde vs Mr Smyth


Week 2 card:

Ali Kazam vs Kaige Chamberlain

Kyojin vs Chris Divine



Semis will be like this:

Kyojin or Chris Divine vs Orion Slayde or Mr Smyth

Ali Kazam or Kaige Chamberlain vs Mike Hawk or AJ Dixon


Expect promo assignments all of you later tonight

[magglis]

Promo assignments are out

[S.E. Zero]

Promo assignments are out

Received and acknowledged. By Thursday :)

[BennyTheBall]

Promo assignments are out

I genuinely don't understand why Smyth has to wear stockings and suspender belts, but I'll play along.

[magglis]

I genuinely don't understand why Smyth has to wear stockings and suspender belts, but I'll play along.
Ha?khkjhkjkjk

[BennyTheBall]

Ha?khkjhkjkjk


It was a joke. I was jokingly insinuating that was the promo assignment.

[magglis]

It was a joke. I was jokingly insinuating that was the promo assignment.
I already knew that i'm just messing with you:D

[BennyTheBall]

I already knew that i'm just messing with you:D

Of course you did. ;)

[magglis]

Of course you did. ;)
You know me i like to play with peoples minds;)

[BennyTheBall]

You know me i like to play with peoples penis';)

Awkward moment...

[magglis]

Awkward moment...
Excuse me, but you meant to write penises right?:rolleyes:

:D

[BennyTheBall]

Excuse me, but you meant to write penises right?:rolleyes:

:D

Is it not penis', like I wrote it?

[magglis]

Is it not penis', like I wrote it?

i couldn't see the '

[BennyTheBall]

i couldn't see the '

That's because you're too busy playing with willys.

[magglis]

That's because you're too busy playing with willys.
Someone has to do that

[CricketTragic]

:

Best Match: Pamich/Eclipse
Best Promo: Chris Divine
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: I dont think so, great job by all
Any Other Positives: Great to have hidden Divines suprise appearence
Any Other Constructive Criticism: I am going to stick with a few people, I would have thoguht if IC counted then it would have been Brock v Israel though I guess thats why Israel won and not Artemis as he is one hell of a promoer.
Overall Show Grade: A- very good show my friend and the final was very well written.

[B-MCINTYRE]

:

Best Match: Pamich/Eclipse
Best Promo: Chris Divine
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: I dont think so, great job by all
Any Other Positives: Great to have hidden Divines suprise appearence
Any Other Constructive Criticism: I am going to stick with a few people, I would have thoguht if IC counted then it would have been Brock v Israel though I guess thats why Israel won and not Artemis as he is one hell of a promoer.
Overall Show Grade: A- very good show my friend and the final was very well written.

To be fair to R(ob) he is a very busy guy and doesn't have as much time as some of us to spend IC'ing... He writes the hell out of his promos though and that's what the contest was about.

[CricketTragic]

To be fair to R(ob) he is a very busy guy and doesn't have as much time as some of us to spend IC'ing... He writes the hell out of his promos though and that's what the contest was about.

I couldnt agree with you more mate and he does do a heck of a promo and if that was the criteria ok and I have no beef with Magglis decisions especially seeing as they benefitted me in all seriousness though I can see why TTC was as he put it "A Bit Effy" about it.

[CricketTragic]

Also I would like to say a big thank you to Magglis on a smooth running of the tournament and for having faith in my guy especially seeing how in round one it was a bit of a coin flip, and with that I would love to say thanks to Scribbler for combining with one hell of a promo in the first round, you may have just made my character better for it and also a shout out to TTC for not only saying that he was glad that I won it, the ICs we had was awesome and even though I consider TTC one of if not the best at ICing... I would like to think that I hung in there with Brock

[magglis]

I think you all know how hard is to decide the winner when all the guys are doing excellent job.Like i said before is a matter of opinions, I'm taking a lot of things into consideration and with what i saw from you guys i believe i took the right decisions about the winners and the EWNGP winner:).

[magglis]

To be fair to R(ob) he is a very busy guy and doesn't have as much time as some of us to spend IC'ing... He writes the hell out of his promos though and that's what the contest was about.
True that and his ic posts and promos are always quality

[CricketTragic]

I think you all know how hard is to decide the winner when all the guys are doing excellent job.Like i said before is a matter of opinions, I'm taking a lot of things into consideration and with what i saw from you guys i believe i took the right decisions about the winners and the EWNGP winner:).

I can not argue with that boss

[B-MCINTYRE]

True that and his ic posts and promos are always quality

Quality, not quantity as I never say... :p

[BennyTheBall]

Mr. Smyth: The winner of the Micky-Mouse league would like to have a fight. The 8 guys of season one against the 8 guys of season two. I would like to put this idea forward on an official level, so it can be proven that the next tournament has the best guys.

[magglis]

Mr. Smyth: The winner of the Micky-Mouse league would like to have a fight. The 8 guys of season one against the 8 guys of season two. I would like to put this idea forward on an official level, so it can be proven that the next tournament has the best guys.
Myers: Well you can prove that if you can win this tournament and then win the Champion of Champions tournament at the end of the year.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Myers: Well you can prove that if you can win this tournament and then win the Champion of Champions tournament at the end of the year.

Ali Kazam: Unfortunately for Mr Smyth... I will be the one doing that.

[BennyTheBall]

Myers: Well you can prove that if you can win this tournament and then win the Champion of Champions tournament at the end of the year.

Mr. Smyth: You have the opportunity of a huge 8-on-8 grudge tag match, and you want to pass it up?

[magglis]

We need more tags here.

Save us B-mac

[magglis]

Mr. Smyth: You have the opportunity of a huge 8-on-8 grudge tag match, and you want to pass it up?
Myers: This is a tournament mate not a team sport.

[B-MCINTYRE]

We need more tags here.

Save us B-mac


I can't do more tags...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Myers: This is a tournament mate not a team sport.

Ali: How about Smyth versus the first 8 by himself before the second tournament starts... He gets to prove we are better than them. And we get to watch 8 men kick his ass after he beats them. Seems like a good deal.

[BennyTheBall]

Myers: This is a tournament mate not a team sport.

Mr. Smyth: It's Mr. Smyth, not 'mate' you ignorant troglodyte.

[BennyTheBall]

Ali: How about Smyth versus the first 8 by himself before the second tournament starts... He gets to prove we are better than them. And we get to watch 8 men kick his ass after he beats them. Seems like a good deal.

Mr. Smyth: I could have a thousand men kick my arse, and it still wouldn't help your chances.

[CricketTragic]

Mr. Smyth: It's Mr. Smyth, not 'mate' you ignorant troglodyte.

Israel: Good ol Mr Smyth using the only word in his dictionary though he did add ignorant to the front of it this time

[BennyTheBall]

Israel: Good ol Mr Smyth using the only word in his dictionary though he did add ignorant to the front of it this time

Mr. Smyth: You have a dictionary? How about you try using it sometimes?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: I could have a thousand men kick my arse, and it still wouldn't help your chances.

Ali Kazam: I know it wouldn't affect the tournament... I just think it would be funny. The tournament results are already common knowledge... I win. You might be a champion elsewhere, but here is where I can prove myself as your better.

[CricketTragic]

Mr. Smyth: You have a dictionary? How about you try using it sometimes?

Israel: I Sir do not need to google big words to sound intelligent, I am intelligent and I am also something else you will never be, A EWNGP champion

[BennyTheBall]

Ali Kazam: I know it wouldn't affect the tournament... I just think it would be funny. The tournament results are already common knowledge... I win. You might be a champion elsewhere, but here is where I can prove myself as your better.

Mr. Smyth: Bless your cotton socks. Would this tournament not interfere with your dream job of being a magician for kids parties?

[BennyTheBall]

Israel: I Sir do not need to google big words to sound intelligent, I am intelligent and I am also something else you will never be, A EWNGP champion

Mr. Smyth: Google and dictionary are two different things, you asinine dullard.

[CricketTragic]

Mr. Smyth: Google and dictionary are two different things, you asinine dullard.

Israel: Der Captain obvious, and asinine dullard, good one

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: Bless your cotton socks. Would this tournament not interfere with your dream job of being a magician for kids parties?

Ali... Kid's parties... Kids parties... You know it's been A while since I sawed anybody in half... Are you volunteering you wise ass?

[BennyTheBall]

Ali... Kid's parties... Kids parties... You know it's been A while since I sawed anybody in half... Are you volunteering you wise ass?

Mr. Smyth: Are you saying your routine is a bit rusty due to lack of practice? You'll need to sort that out before little Timmy's 5th birthday party next week.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: Are you saying your routine is a bit rusty due to lack of practice? You'll need to sort that out before little Timmy's 5th birthday party next week.

Ali: You disappoint me... I thought you were better than that man...

[BennyTheBall]

Ali: You disappoint me... I thought you were better than that man...

Mr. Smyth: Oh, I'm sorry. Please accept my apologies. I was so hoping to be the bestest of friends with you.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: Oh, I'm sorry. Please accept my apologies. I was so hoping to be the bestest of friends with you.

Ali Kazam: Not what i meant... I meant surely you could come up with a better insult than that. Christ, even Johnny Hot made good insults occasionally.

[BennyTheBall]

Ali Kazam: Not what i meant... I meant surely you could come up with a better insult than that. Christ, even Johnny Hot made good insults occasionally.

Mr. Smyth: Do you dress up as a clown, too? Would make you more marketable. Plus it would be more difficult to identify you when the inevitable call to the police happens from a concerened parent.

[No_1eddiefan]

Kyojin: A businessman and a magician going at it. Who'd've ever thought it?

[bearkg88]

Kyojin: A businessman and a magician going at it. Who'd've ever thought it?

Divine: Certainly not you "Master of True Wrestling"

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: A businessman and a magician going at it. Who'd've ever thought it?

Mr. Smyth: You're still around? Not heard from you since Full Throttle. I just assumed that you threw a strop and retired.

[No_1eddiefan]

Divine: Certainly not you "Master of True Wrestling"

Kyojin: Oh you're right Divine. I never thought that- but as a master of True Wrestling, allow me to be the first one to welcome you to the tournament. I'll also be the last one when I kick your ass next week.


Mr. Smyth: You're still around? Not heard from you since Full Throttle. I just assumed that you threw a strop and retired.

Kyojin: Actions speak louder than words.

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: Actions speak louder than words.

Mr. Smyth: Indeed they do, and your actions are not too disimilar to that of a stroppy teenager who's had his iPod taken from them.

[No_1eddiefan]

Mr. Smyth: Indeed they do, and your actions are not too disimilar to that of a stroppy teenager who's had his iPod taken from them.

Kyojin: No Smyth, you don't understand. Wait for Chaos. It'll all come to fruition there.

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: No Smyth, you don't understand. Wait for Chaos. It'll all come to fruition there.

Mr. Smyth: I can barely contain the excitement from anticipation.

[bearkg88]

Kyojin: Oh you're right Divine. I never thought that- but as a master of True Wrestling, allow me to be the first one to welcome you to the tournament. I'll also be the last one when I kick your ass next week.



Kyojin: Actions speak louder than words.

Divine: Oh how the foolish believe what comes out of their mouth. When we face off again Kyojin, Divine will show you the true meaning of true wrestling

[B-MCINTYRE]

Kyojin: A businessman and a magician going at it. Who'd've ever thought it?

Ali Kazam: It wouldn't have been you... You wouldn't have the creativity to come up with something fresh and innovative like that.


OOC: Heheheheheheh Btw I'm pretty sure I had Ali Kazam and Will I Am talk smack to each other all the time lol...

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hawk: Look what we have here, everyone's arguing over who is going to take second place after I win. In the first match of the tournament I am going to prove why I am the only man that can win when I defeat AJ Dixon, a former 15 minute world champion, something Kyojin knows a lot about.

[No_1eddiefan]

Hawk: Look what we have here, everyone's arguing over who is going to take second place after I win. In the first match of the tournament I am going to prove why I am the only man that can win when I defeat AJ Dixon, a former 15 minute world champion, something Kyojin knows a lot about.

Kyojin: I'm sorry, but have you ever actually held a World Championship? Have you actually ever been told you're good enough to be in contention for a World Championship?

[TheJosephBanks]

Kaige: Now ladies, it's not very lady-like to fight over something you have no chance of winning. You're all welcome to sit back and take notes while I storm this Grand Prix and become the winner of EWNGP #2, because let's face it - none of you have what it takes to defeat me.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Kyojin: I'm sorry, but have you ever actually held a World Championship? Have you actually ever been told you're good enough to be in contention for a World Championship?

Hawk: Yes I have held a world title in EWA. But we aren't facing each other yet and from the looks of the competition I don't think you will make it far to face me either.

[No_1eddiefan]

Hawk: Yes I have held a world title in EWA. But we aren't facing each other yet and from the looks of the competition I don't think you will make it far to face me either.

Kyojin: Oh that's right, Carnage Champion! You were Champion of the developmental brand. Congratulations.

[CricketTragic]

Kyojin: Oh that's right, Carnage Champion! You were Champion of the developmental brand. Congratulations.

Israel: Kyojin you ignorant miserable piece of work, I actually hope that you take out the EWNGP 2 crown because when you do we may get the rematch that never happened and I will prove that I am better then you and become the Undisputed EWNGP champion
By the way, where is your endurance title?

OOC: have a great end to 2012 guys and an even better 2013

[B-MCINTYRE]

Israel: Kyojin you ignorant miserable piece of work, I actually hope that you take out the EWNGP 2 crown because when you do we may get the rematch that never happened and I will prove that I am better then you and become the Undisputed EWNGP champion
By the way, where is your endurance title?

OOC: have a great end to 2012 guys and an even better 2013

Ali Kazam: hahaha you think you're better than Kyojin... you're probably right, but it's just so funny, because you suck!

[CricketTragic]

Ali Kazam: hahaha you think you're better than Kyojin... you're probably right, but it's just so funny, because you suck!

*Israel holds up his trophy and his cheque from his winnings of EWNGP*

Israel: $100,000 Says otherwise

[No_1eddiefan]

Israel: Kyojin you ignorant miserable piece of work, I actually hope that you take out the EWNGP 2 crown because when you do we may get the rematch that never happened and I will prove that I am better then you and become the Undisputed EWNGP champion
By the way, where is your endurance title?

OOC: have a great end to 2012 guys and an even better 2013

Kyojin: Ignorant, miserable piece of work? Have you been looking in the mirror again Pamich? I'm looking forward to kicking your ass once again after I deal with these guys.

[magglis]

Happy new year in advance to all of you.And lets make 2013 a great year for the e-feds:)

[CricketTragic]

Kyojin: Ignorant, miserable piece of work? Have you been looking in the mirror again Pamich? I'm looking forward to kicking your ass once again after I deal with these guys.

Isael: Yes I have been looking in the mirror with my trophy and winners cheque in view, and may I correct you Kyojin you are looking to get your arsed kicked by me

[Rehmix]

I never thought I would say this but...

Dixon: Everyone in here jus' seems to be wastin' their time. This is Primetime's competition. Ain't none of y'all gonna beat me! Now if y'all don't mind, I have to go prepare to beat Mike Hawk.

[bearkg88]

I never thought I would say this but...

Dixon: Everyone in here jus' seems to be wastin' their time. This is Primetime's competition. Ain't none of y'all gonna beat me! Now if y'all don't mind, I have to go prepare to beat Mike Hawk.

Divine: You know, you might want to consider calling yourself something other than Primetime. Divine means, you lost the IWA World title in less than 2 weeks. Seems like you are more like Pastprime, rather than Primetime, eh Alfred Joseph Dixon

[Rehmix]

Divine: You know, you might want to consider calling yourself something other than Primetime. Divine means, you lost the IWA World title in less than 2 weeks. Seems like you are more like Pastprime, rather than Primetime, eh Alfred Joseph Dixon
Dixon: Divine, you need ta stop worryin' about Primetime, cause you got bigga' fish ta fry dan me. Why don't you worry about Kyojin and don't worry about my name and shit. And dat title shit ain't none of ya damn business either, so shut da fuck up about dat too homie.

[TTC]

Dixon: Divine, you need ta stop worryin' about Primetime, cause you got bigga' fish ta fry dan me. Why don't you worry about Kyojin and don't worry about my name and shit. And dat title shit ain't none of ya damn business either, so shut da fuck up about dat too homie.
Brock: Someone's trying to hide his insecurity.

[Rehmix]

Brock: Someone's trying to hide his insecurity.
Dixon: Says the guy that has to use death jokes to gain heat. You ain't half the man I am and I ain't even tryin' nigga!

[TTC]

Dixon: Says the guy that has to use death jokes to gain heat. You ain't half the man I am and I ain't even tryin' nigga!
Brock: Oh like others haven't done that before. It's called being a heel. Something you try to be by using profanity words. Even then you are more of a face then anything.

[CricketTragic]

Brock: Oh like others haven't done that before. It's called being a heel. Something you try to be by using profanity words. Even then you are more of a face then anything.

Israel: While we are throwing rocks in glass houses propose that AJ Dixon teach you about success and how to obtain it because cleary you will not listen to me

[TheJosephBanks]

Kaige: Blahblahblah. Do you people ever shut up? As much as I love a good verbal joust, you people are incredibly boring! Where is the fire, the passion, oh wait... forgot you people were boring. How about you all go make yourselves useful, bring me a cup of tea. Make it Iced and Sweet.

[bearkg88]

Dixon: Divine, you need ta stop worryin' about Primetime, cause you got bigga' fish ta fry dan me. Why don't you worry about Kyojin and don't worry about my name and shit. And dat title shit ain't none of ya damn business either, so shut da fuck up about dat too homie.
Divine: Well it's hard to ignore you when you're coming out here going "I'm Primetime AJ Dixon. I suck my thumb and let my mommy still wipe my ass. The only reason I was a world champ is cause of my buddies. Secretly at night I think of images of David Hasslehoff and pleasure myself to sleep". Seriously Dixon, you are one sick freak! Don't worry, if you manage to win your match and end up facing Divine, because lets face it,, Divine is going to kick Kyojin's ching chang chung ass from here to well...Japan, Divine will then put you in your place, as a second rate, no good, dutch rudding sum bitch!

[No_1eddiefan]

Isael: Yes I have been looking in the mirror with my trophy and winners cheque in view, and may I correct you Kyojin you are looking to get your arsed kicked by me

Kyojin: Oh Israel, I hate to be THAT guy but nobody gives a damn you won. You were overshadowed by a man who wasn't even in your competition. And that man happens to be my opponent for the first match of this Grand Prix. Chris Divine. You see, when people look back at EWN Grand Prix I, all they're going to remember is Chris Divine's speech. It's going to be Israel who? And when you come back for the grand finals, when I'm there and when we go one-on-one, I'll prove to you why I won the eWN Superstar of the Year 2012 award.

[bearkg88]

Kyojin: Oh Israel, I hate to be THAT guy but nobody gives a damn you won. You were overshadowed by a man who wasn't even in your competition. And that man happens to be my opponent for the first match of this Grand Prix. Chris Divine. You see, when people look back at EWN Grand Prix I, all they're going to remember is Chris Divine's speech. It's going to be Israel who? And when you come back for the grand finals, when I'm there and when we go one-on-one, I'll prove to you why I won the eWN Superstar of the Year 2012 award.

Divine: For once, Divine agrees with you. All the fans will remember is Divine's speech.

[CricketTragic]

Kyojin: Oh Israel, I hate to be THAT guy but nobody gives a damn you won. You were overshadowed by a man who wasn't even in your competition. And that man happens to be my opponent for the first match of this Grand Prix. Chris Divine. You see, when people look back at EWN Grand Prix I, all they're going to remember is Chris Divine's speech. It's going to be Israel who? And when you come back for the grand finals, when I'm there and when we go one-on-one, I'll prove to you why I won the eWN Superstar of the Year 2012 award.

Israel: You won the EWN superstar of the year award because I was ineligable for that title and being a popular vote, I do not go so well with the popular vote and do you know why that is Kyojin? Do not answer its a rhetorical question the answer is you suc up to these pitiful fans and in return they vote for you, I would rather keep my integrity and good name in tact then win silly meaningless trophies that are decided by votes and not action.

And once again sir I will ask you? How is your endurance title run going?

[CricketTragic]

Divine: For once, Divine agrees with you. All the fans will remember is Divine's speech.

Israel: Divine I find you a decent person, it is not in your best interests to alter that view

[bearkg88]

Israel: Divine I find you a decent person, it is not in your best interests to alter that view

Divine: Or what chumpette? You'll prance around like a little fairy with your novelty sized check screaming "I'm #1, I'm #1, I'm #1". Is that suppose to scare Divine? Because all you did was beat a dumbass in a mask to win that title

[CricketTragic]

Divine: Or what chumpette? You'll prance around like a little fairy with your novelty sized check screaming "I'm #1, I'm #1, I'm #1". Is that suppose to scare Divine? Because all you did was beat a dumbass in a mask to win that title

Israel: If you had of watched the whole series rather then stick your nose where it doesnt belong you would have realised that I beat three high calibre athletes to achieve my maiden triumph though dont worry Divine, I have a feeling we will cross paths sooner then you think

[bearkg88]

Israel: If you had of watched the whole series rather then stick your nose where it doesnt belong you would have realised that I beat three high calibre athletes to achieve my maiden triumph though dont worry Divine, I have a feeling we will cross paths sooner then you think

*Divine looks through the list of people Pamich beat, and then look at Pamich*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIlL0T2yTss

[BennyTheBall]

Kaige: Blahblahblah. Do you people ever shut up? As much as I love a good verbal joust, you people are incredibly boring! Where is the fire, the passion, oh wait... forgot you people were boring. How about you all go make yourselves useful, bring me a cup of tea. Make it Iced and Sweet.

Mr. Smyth: There are moments where I actually like you. They are few and far between, but I very much agree with what you have said there.

[BennyTheBall]

Divine: Or what chumpette? You'll prance around like a little fairy with your novelty sized check screaming "I'm #1, I'm #1, I'm #1". Is that suppose to scare Divine? Because all you did was beat a dumbass in a mask to win that title

Mr. Smyth: Leave the boy be. He's pleased that he's got a trophy from that pack of coco pops. Don't worry, sooner or laterhe will come down from that sugar high and fall asleep, all nicely curled up in the corner like a kitten.

[TheJosephBanks]

Mr. Smyth: There are moments where I actually like you. They are few and far between, but I very much agree with what you have said there.

Kaige: Good, we have mutual feelings on something, though I happen to like me a whole lot more than you do! Now, if you aren't in the finals when I get there, I'll have to kick your ass in TWE.

[No_1eddiefan]

Israel: You won the EWN superstar of the year award because I was ineligable for that title and being a popular vote, I do not go so well with the popular vote and do you know why that is Kyojin? Do not answer its a rhetorical question the answer is you suc up to these pitiful fans and in return they vote for you, I would rather keep my integrity and good name in tact then win silly meaningless trophies that are decided by votes and not action.

And once again sir I will ask you? How is your endurance title run going?

Kyojin: I won it because I worked my ass off all year to beat the very best in this business. I'm sorry Israel, but the biggest match of your career was against me, and you lost. The biggest match of my career was on the final day of ICW, when I beat Darius and Van Hooligan X to claim the ICW World Championship. Cue the five minute title reign jokes. Well I'll cut you off there. You're damn right I won that title until ICW ceased moments later, but the fact remains that I did win that title. I rose to the top of the mountain and let me tell you right now Pamich, you've got a long way to go to get there yourself.

That proves beyond all doubt that I deserved my awards, I won the ICW/IWA Superstar of the Year award and you're eligible for that, but yet again you didn't get a nomination. What's your excuse going to be this time? Management has a problem with you? Or maybe the sun was in your eyes? Or maybe, just maybe, you're going to blame Mr. Smyth again?

You know damn well how my Endurance Championship reign is going. Tell me, when was the last time you held a title? You're living in my shadow Israel, I'd say spread your wings but you'd just make a mess. Now do us all a favour and shut your damn mouth, before I do it for you.

[BennyTheBall]

Kaige: Good, we have mutual feelings on something, though I happen to like me a whole lot more than you do! Now, if you aren't in the finals when I get there, I'll have to kick your ass in TWE.

Mr. Smyth: The only ass you could kick is if you went to the local farm and found a donkey there. Although, saying that, I'm willing to bet that you would still lose that fight.

[TheJosephBanks]

Mr. Smyth: The only ass you could kick is if you went to the local farm and found a donkey there. Although, saying that, I'm willing to bet that you would still lose that fight.

Kaige: You should transfer your feelings over towards me, but if you're a betting man, we can test out a similar thing to that in the finals of EWNGP II. The rest of the roster is just to get us ready, even that magician they decided to lump in here for comic relief. If I win, you have to bring a donkey with you - to every TWE match you're in for a month!

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: I won it because I worked my ass off all year to beat the very best in this business. I'm sorry Israel, but the biggest match of your career was against me, and you lost. The biggest match of my career was on the final day of ICW, when I beat Darius and Van Hooligan X to claim the ICW World Championship. Cue the five minute title reign jokes. Well I'll cut you off there. You're damn right I won that title until ICW ceased moments later, but the fact remains that I did win that title. I rose to the top of the mountain and let me tell you right now Pamich, you've got a long way to go to get there yourself.

That proves beyond all doubt that I deserved my awards, I won the ICW/IWA Superstar of the Year award and you're eligible for that, but yet again you didn't get a nomination. What's your excuse going to be this time? Management has a problem with you? Or maybe the sun was in your eyes? Or maybe, just maybe, you're going to blame Mr. Smyth again?

You know damn well how my Endurance Championship reign is going. Tell me, when was the last time you held a title? You're living in my shadow Israel, I'd say spread your wings but you'd just make a mess. Now do us all a favour and shut your damn mouth, before I do it for you.


http://youtu.be/4QFu7eaWIAE?t=17m43s
Start at 17m43s and finish at 17m48s

[No_1eddiefan]

http://youtu.be/4QFu7eaWIAE?t=17m43s
Start at 17m43s and finish at 17m48s

Hahahahahahahahahaha this cracked me up completely.

[BennyTheBall]

Kaige: You should transfer your feelings over towards me, but if you're a betting man, we can test out a similar thing to that in the finals of EWNGP II. The rest of the roster is just to get us ready, even that magician they decided to lump in here for comic relief. If I win, you have to bring a donkey with you - to every TWE match you're in for a month!

Mr. Smyth: Deal. And I I win, you will come and work for me.

[TheJosephBanks]

http://youtu.be/4QFu7eaWIAE?t=17m43s
Start at 17m43s and finish at 17m48s

WORK THE BODY!


Mr. Smyth: Deal. And I I win, you will come and work for me.

Kaige: Deal then.

[BennyTheBall]

Hahahahahahahahahaha this cracked me up completely.

I just wish I could find just that small clip. I was gonna get Smyth to say it but I didn't think anyone would get the reference. lol

[bearkg88]

I just wish I could find just that small clip. I was gonna get Smyth to say it but I didn't think anyone would get the reference. lol

Good one Benny. Got a chuckle from me :D

[CricketTragic]

Kyojin: I won it because I worked my ass off all year to beat the very best in this business. I'm sorry Israel, but the biggest match of your career was against me, and you lost. The biggest match of my career was on the final day of ICW, when I beat Darius and Van Hooligan X to claim the ICW World Championship. Cue the five minute title reign jokes. Well I'll cut you off there. You're damn right I won that title until ICW ceased moments later, but the fact remains that I did win that title. I rose to the top of the mountain and let me tell you right now Pamich, you've got a long way to go to get there yourself.

That proves beyond all doubt that I deserved my awards, I won the ICW/IWA Superstar of the Year award and you're eligible for that, but yet again you didn't get a nomination. What's your excuse going to be this time? Management has a problem with you? Or maybe the sun was in your eyes? Or maybe, just maybe, you're going to blame Mr. Smyth again?

You know damn well how my Endurance Championship reign is going. Tell me, when was the last time you held a title? You're living in my shadow Israel, I'd say spread your wings but you'd just make a mess. Now do us all a favour and shut your damn mouth, before I do it for you.

Israel: We wrestle indoors Kyojin and thats your problem, you only see somethings clear and others you see fuzzy.

Anytime anywhere Kyojin v Israel I have enough of your utter disrespect and distain of The one man Dynasty, I know we are not in IWA and I cannot win the title from you, Smokey book the damn match or I will book it myself and I will teach you respect

[BennyTheBall]

Israel: We wrestle indoors Kyojin and thats your problem, you only see somethings clear and others you see fuzzy.

Anytime anywhere Kyojin v Israel I have enough of your utter disrespect and distain of The one man Dynasty, I know we are not in IWA and I cannot win the title from you, Smokey book the damn match or I will book it myself and I will teach you respect

Mr. Smyth: Pamich, Kyojin was listing off all your potential exc...actually, I'll let him take this one. He doesn't need my help burying you.

[CricketTragic]

Mr. Smyth: Pamich, Kyojin was listing off all your potential exc...actually, I'll let him take this one. He doesn't need my help burying you.

Israel: I have had enough of you and Kyojin ruining my parade, You want me come get me and I make sure A little Integrit is shown

[bearkg88]

Israel: I have had enough of you and Kyojin ruining my parade, You want me come get me and I make sure A little Integrit is shown

Divine: Integrit eh? Where did you learn that word at? Coolege?

[CricketTragic]

Divine: Integrit eh? Where did you learn that word at? Coolege?

Israel: If you are going to punk me out because I misspelt a word that you obviously knew what I meant then I wont bother comunicating with you

[bearkg88]

Israel: If you are going to punk me out because I misspelt a word that you obviously knew what I meant then I wont bother comunicating with you

Divine: Well, look at Mr Integrity. Divine guesses grammar wasn't one of the things you were taught growing up. What did they teach you in place of it? How to be a dumbass up? Divine means, he makes up words like chumpette or rooty pooty, but Divine can atleast define them. You on the other hard sound like a stuttering turret kid who has been kicked one too many times

[magglis]

I love your ic posts guys, quality posts

I can't wait to read your promos:D

[bearkg88]

I love your ic posts guys, quality posts

I can't wait to read your promos:D

you might have ours today. Depends on if Eddie gets me his next part :D

[magglis]

you might have ours today. Depends on if Eddie gets me his next part :D
Lol you guys are fast

[magglis]

So how you spend the new years eve?

[No_1eddiefan]

Israel: We wrestle indoors Kyojin and thats your problem, you only see somethings clear and others you see fuzzy.

Anytime anywhere Kyojin v Israel I have enough of your utter disrespect and distain of The one man Dynasty, I know we are not in IWA and I cannot win the title from you, Smokey book the damn match or I will book it myself and I will teach you respect

Kyojin: You really are an absolute idiot aren't you? I was merely pointing out that you like to make excuses when you lose.

Anytime anywhere Kyojin v Israel Pamich? Yeah that already happened, and I kicked your ass. You couldn't get the job done and finally, now that you have work ethic, you managed to actually achieve something with your life. You've managed to do something that is worthwhile but this is as far as you go Pamich. That's the top for you, that's the very limit of your abilities.

You're right, this isn't IWA. But I'd love to kick your ass again. Get Smokey to book the match, and we'll talk. Until then, you can continue clinging onto your victory for as long as you like, but I'm done lowering myself to your level when I have more pressing matters to contend with- like an actual opponent in Chris Divine.