Matt Hardy - Worlds Biggest Tool

[Robstar]

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/headlines/Matt_Hardy_Says_He_Will_Change_Pro_Wrestling_.php

The only way Matt Hardy could change pro wrestling forever would be to leave it and it would automatically be 1000 times better off without him. Idiot.

[SilverGhost]

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[Iron Ape]

He's going to be the first guy in wrestling history to Tweet mid-match. He will also provide his own ring apron, all filled with his favorite pro-Matt Youtube comments.

[Eric Bischoff]

Hahahhaa Iron Ape. I hope he stays in the indies, where it doesn't go on TV, so the new generation of wrestling fans doesn't have to know about him.

[AngrySamoan]

This guy keeps outdoing himself. Why doesn't he put his money where his mouth is. Gawd!! What a tool!! Something wrong with those Hardy Boys.

[Iron Ape]

Hahahhaa Iron Ape. I hope he stays in the indies, where it doesn't go on TV, so the new generation of wrestling fans doesn't have to know about him.
I think it would be cool if he became an urban legend like Bloody Mary. 40 years from now, kids will go into their bathrooms, turn all the lights off, and then say "wrestling's biggest douchenozzle" 5 times in front of the mirror. Matt Hardy will then pop out and guzzle an entire measuring cup full of bacon grease.

[AngrySamoan]

No wonder Lita dumped his bitch-ass.

[Bodom]

I just want Matt to accept being the lesser Hardy and quietly retire.

Keyword "quietly". As in no more videos and disappearing off the face of the earth.

[The Brown One]

I just want Matt to accept being the lesser Hardy and quietly retire.

Keyword "quietly". As in no more videos and disappearing off the face of the earth.

You knows going to be like: Fuc* all of you! None of you supported me! Wrestling was a big mistake, and its stupid!

Its to be expected after all the stupid videos hes made in 2010.

[Bodom]

Sigh.......a guy can still dream right?

[The Brown One]

Sigh.......a guy can still dream right?

Yeah. Since I'm a day ahead of you, I'll tell you the future. Matt Hardy has retired from professional wrestling, bitching, and has closed down his Twitter and Youtube accounts :D

[Bodom]

Yeah. Since I'm a day ahead of you, I'll tell you the future. Matt Hardy has retired from professional wrestling, bitching, and has closed down his Twitter and Youtube accounts :D

Excuse me while I go run around the neighborhood and celebrate.

[TJHawkesybaby]

Grade


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arse biscuit!!!!

[gohan]

dam haters matt is a great wrestler one the best but still under rated he freaking cool MFER for life Mattiade will live
forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;);)

[Robstar]

dam haters matt is a great wrestler one the best but still under rated he freaking cool MFER for life Mattiade will live
forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;);)

Delusional much?

[Robstar]

I know, Matt will come out as Orlando Jordan's real life partner, they will be the first openly gay couple to win the TNA tag belts and he will be the first person to actually be as permanently mired in the mid card of TNA as he did in WWE! Go Matt!

[Rich Cranium]

What is it with Matt always making videos outside of restaurants? Too much grape soda?

[SilverGhost]

dam haters matt is a great wrestler one the best but still under rated he freaking cool MFER for life Mattiade will live
forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;);)

Matt gave you his special grapes?

[The Brown One]

IMO hes gotten slower in the ring not only because of the alcohol/drugs or whatever Jeff gives him these days. Its also got to do with age, since the guys pushing 40. He should be training younger talent instead of trying to grab the big one before he retires.

[Iron Ape]

IMO hes gotten slower in the ring not only because of the alcohol/drugs or whatever Jeff gives him these days. Its also got to do with age, since the guys pushing 40. He should be training younger talent instead of trying to grab the big one before he retires.
What's the "big one" in TNA, anyways? They sell an extra large funnel cake at that Universal Orlando lot or something?

[Kashdinero]

What's the "big one" in TNA, anyways? They sell an extra large funnel cake at that Universal Orlando lot or something?

The big one is Hulks HoF ring. What an honour it would be to hold that!

[SilverGhost]

The big one is Hulks HoF ring. What an honour it would be to hold that!

I would rather win Jeff's belt than Hulk's ring :P

[Kashdinero]

I would rather win Jeff's belt than Hulk's ring :P

I don't think any of my clothes would go with that abomination.... Maybe at a fancy dress party... If I was going as a WWE Diva that is!

[Iron Ape]

The big one is Hulks HoF ring. What an honour it would be to hold that!
I heard that thing changes color depending upon the type of seashell that you're holding.

[Kashdinero]

I heard that thing changes color depending upon the type of seashell that you're holding.

My wife got me a similar ring. It changes colour depending on my mood. When I'm feeling jealous it turns green, when I'm feeling down it turns blue, and when I'm pissed off it leaves a big red mark on her forehead!

[The Brown One]

My wife got me a similar ring. It changes colour depending on my mood. When I'm feeling jealous it turns green, when I'm feeling down it turns blue, and when I'm pissed off it leaves a big red mark on her forehead!

I lold at this. But its sad!

As for "the big one", I didn't mean the TNA world title, but either WWE, or TNAs world titles. But since he can't return to WWE ever again after what hes done, he can only go for the TNA world title. Believe it or not, alot of amazing wrestlers have held the TNA world title. I don't want Matt Hardy added to the list.

[Iron Ape]

My wife got me a similar ring. It changes colour depending on my mood. When I'm feeling jealous it turns green, when I'm feeling down it turns blue, and when I'm pissed off it leaves a big red mark on her forehead!
Okay, that was funny.

[Iron Ape]

As for "the big one", I didn't mean the TNA world title, but either WWE, or TNAs world titles. But since he can't return to WWE ever again after what hes done, he can only go for the TNA world title. Believe it or not, alot of amazing wrestlers have held the TNA world title. I don't want Matt Hardy added to the list.
Yeah, I basically knew what you were saying, man. I just have a hard time taking that belt seriously with how rinky-dink that entire operation is. The Impact Zone is basically the most pimp bingo hall ever.

I do want to throw this one out there for everybody: why do so many TNA fans think it's so important for future-endeavored WWEers to go to TNA and win their title? I always hear stuff, like, "Good, now ____________ can come to TNA and wear gold and really shine!" I mean, what's so great about twinkling in such a tiny galaxy? What wrestler would rather wear a fake title than have the opportunity to make mad bank? I just don't get it.

[The Brown One]

I don't regard the Immortal title as TNAs real world title. I look at it as a current storyline, that will end shortly. And it should, with Jeffs story and all. Then they can go back to the real title, since the Immortal belt was made for Hardy in the first place, but he'l be gone.

[Kashdinero]

Okay, that was funny.

I think I got that one out of a Christmas cracker ; )

[Iron Ape]

I don't regard the Immortal title as TNAs real world title. I look at it as a current storyline, that will end shortly. And it should, with Jeffs story and all. Then they can go back to the real title, since the Immortal belt was made for Hardy in the first place, but he'l be gone.
I still don't see how anyone in that company can justify spending what some of the Knockouts make in a year on a fruity belt that's added absolutely nothing of value to the Immortal storyline in any capacity.

[The Brown One]

I still don't see how anyone in that company can justify spending what some of the Knockouts make in a year on a fruity belt that's added absolutely nothing of value to the Immortal storyline in any capacity.

Exactly. They focus more on praising themselves rather than the title, which should be the centre of TNA. I think the title is just the cherry on top of the cake for Immortal, like just a piece of jewelery for their toe, which isn't needed, but they have anyway, cause theyr'e "so awesome".

[Kashdinero]

I still don't see how anyone in that company can justify spending what some of the Knockouts make in a year on a fruity belt that's added absolutely nothing of value to the Immortal storyline in any capacity.

It's their way of pretending to look rich, while secretly not having a pot to piss in! A few friends of mine use the same trick, to far greater success than TNA I might add.

Discussions about TNA hurt my head.

[SilverGhost]

Here is Matt Hardy

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4uBoI7AJdhY/Sg4GrAU79tI/AAAAAAAABv4/ACDbLpzFgQw/s400/trollface1.jpg

[The Brown One]

Here is Matt Hardy

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4uBoI7AJdhY/Sg4GrAU79tI/AAAAAAAABv4/ACDbLpzFgQw/s400/trollface1.jpg

Now I think his teeth aeren't that bad! Hes been in alot of hardcore matches yeah, but he didn't do so much that he would look like that!

[Robstar]

Yeah, I basically knew what you were saying, man. I just have a hard time taking that belt seriously with how rinky-dink that entire operation is. The Impact Zone is basically the most pimp bingo hall ever.

I do want to throw this one out there for everybody: why do so many TNA fans think it's so important for future-endeavored WWEers to go to TNA and win their title? I always hear stuff, like, "Good, now ____________ can come to TNA and wear gold and really shine!" I mean, what's so great about twinkling in such a tiny galaxy? What wrestler would rather wear a fake title than have the opportunity to make mad bank? I just don't get it.

^^This. You ever see XWF? I picked up their 'best of' dvd for about $5 - and I'm glad not to have paid any more than that!

[Iron Ape]

^^This. You ever see XWF? I picked up their 'best of' dvd for about $5 - and I'm glad not to have paid any more than that!
Wait, are you talking about the XWF that's a bunch of kids backyard wrestling on a trampoline? Or is there another XWF that I don't know about?

[Kashdinero]

^^This. You ever see XWF? I picked up their 'best of' dvd for about $5 - and I'm glad not to have paid any more than that!

XWF was like a precursor to the current TNA product.

[Bodom]

Wait, are you talking about the XWF that's a bunch of kids backyard wrestling on a trampoline? Or is there another XWF that I don't know about?

Those little shits actually name their "fed"?

[SilverGhost]

Now I think his teeth aeren't that bad! Hes been in alot of hardcore matches yeah, but he didn't do so much that he would look like that!

He is a complete tool and internet troll xD

[The Brown One]

He is a complete tool and internet troll xD

So was that WWTNA guy lol.

[Robstar]

Wait, are you talking about the XWF that's a bunch of kids backyard wrestling on a trampoline? Or is there another XWF that I don't know about?

No it was a fed started by Jimmy Hart. Here -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xcitement_Wrestling_Federation

[Iron Ape]

No it was a fed started by Jimmy Hart. Here -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xcitement_Wrestling_Federation
I usually know my wrestling, but I'm completely ignorant about this. Weird.

[Robstar]

I would still prefer today's TNA to it. It was disgraceful

[Bodom]

I would still prefer today's TNA to it. It was disgraceful

Final XWF champions:

XWF Tag Team Champions - The Nasty Boys

Lol. No wonder they went under

[Iron Ape]

I would still prefer today's TNA to it. It was disgraceful

Jesus. What was so bad about it?

[Robstar]

Jesus. What was so bad about it?

And I Quote - Marty Jannetty, The Nasty Boys, Buff Bagwell, 'Hail'http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Hale , guest appearances by Kiss & Willie Nelson. Hell even Josh Matthews wrestled there. For all 3 shows. It was so contrived in the WCW style - not a fed but a business venture. Jerry Lawler & *wince* Tony Schiavone on commentary. Rena Mero as CEO.

Best thing about it is a match between AJ Styles vs Kid Kash.

[Kashdinero]

Jesus. What was so bad about it?

It was like the old school WWF meets the Attitude era meets the Hulkamania revenge tour.

They had some decent cruiserweights, but they also had the usual crap that accompanies Team Hogan.

Vince obviously saw them as some kind of threat, not too long after the formation of the XWF, Vince offered contracts to it's top stars. Without Mr Perfect, Jerry Lawler & Hulk Hogan, the project was left dead in the water. Even if they weren't talent raided, they were never gonna be any more of a threat than TNA are now to the WWE. Nothing Hogan related ever will.

Honkey Tonk Man refers to the ExWF as the Coke league! Probably because he wasn't asked to appear for his buddy's project.

[Iron Ape]

And I Quote - Marty Jannetty, The Nasty Boys, Buff Bagwell, 'Hail'http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Hale , guest appearances by Kiss & Willie Nelson. Hell even Josh Matthews wrestled there. For all 3 shows. It was so contrived in the WCW style - not a fed but a business venture. Jerry Lawler & *wince* Tony Schiavone on commentary. Rena Mero as CEO.

Best thing about it is a match between AJ Styles vs Kid Kash.
This all sounds so awful that I'm now kind of intrigued.