JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

[Shining Light]

OOC: Great show Kash, well done to everyone involved! Broc and Sully were great, never fail to make me laugh.

IC: So Caesar is the new No 1 contender... That is fine by me. But be prepared to bring your best to the ring, for when you have the Lord on your side... you are unbeatable.

On a side note, Caesar's win is yet another indication of how weak Kayden James is. It shows that this "Holy War" is finally getting to him, as he lost his concentration for one second and paid the price. What a pathetic loss for a pathetic man.

[aloisick]

My thoughts as I read the Supershow :

I hope the crowd signs is now a regular thing, they are fucking hilarious!

A women's championship is finally in JBW! Lucy want's a bit of that!!

Hope you guys liked me promo, probably my favourite one I've ever done!

Shuriken's training angle was great, and his words for TT and TBOZ were awesome.

As usual, RedRuM made me laugh! Alpha vs RedRuM = ratings!

Sweet promo from G-Scorp, " Cause when you act like a bitch, the Top Dog bites" << Great line!

Broc and Sully's promo's continue to entertain, you guys are really stepping up your game!

Great great great promo from Kayden James

Haven't found any bad points yet...

Another favourite line of mine, this time by Shining Light " Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good" Epic stuff.

I'm loving Larry Zbysko! Sweaty motherfucker.

Has Nikki lost a match yet in JBW? Jeeez that girl's a machine!

A 15cm sized dick bong? Holy.fucking.shit.

The Dag angle is funny as fuck!

Who writes for Felix Guerrero? Was a good promo.

Infernio: "and wrestlers that steal footballers names, talking about you ronaldo" L to the O to the L

The Roberto Pamich promo is epic X5

I feel boring just saying promo after promo is great, but Artemis Eclipse is yet another sweet promo! The quality of promo's keep getting better and better every week...

Andy Amazing, your in my top 10. 70% due to your name, and 30% because your character is bad ass.

I would buy Avidico's new shirt, but tnawhat sucks off horses and I frown upon that...

Fucking hell Romes, you REALLY want those 3 title matches don't you??

Snair and Manabu getting high, that's now roughly 60% of the roster who get stoned!

I was in tears writing K-Flares argument, it was heartbreaking writing the demise of the most epic tag team of all time! ( I wasn't actually crying for people who can't tell sarcasm ) </3

Still loving Larry...

Congrats to Caesar for becoming the number contender for the Showdown Championship!

Epic words by Sandman and yet another hilarious promo from RedRuM!

Oh wait Sandy's back, how the fuck is he not in prison? MAN IS FUCKED UP! 80% awesome, 20% scary.

You would expect to be shocked at Silva trying to stab Chainsaw , but this is JBW after all...

Loved the promo Rob Rage, Sleeps and NVON!

RomanFlare Vs K-Jammin up next, I smell the greatest match in the history of professional wrestling...

Fuck I love my theme!!!

... and we pulled a DX :D Romes gets his matches!

Nightwolf was all kinds of awesome yet again!

KJ <3's LRB ( Not in a gay way, don't get excited! )

Yet some more awesome promo's from Connor Chaos, jman, Apollo , Proph, HJ, Azrael, Malcome Cage! ( Didn't wanna leave anyone out!)

Nikki wins the Bombshell Tournament, shocking! ;) Congrats!

Fuck the Silverbros, shit tag team anyway.

V3 = R.I.P EWNCW! Possibly the greatest ending to ANY JBW show.

Brilliant stuff everyone, and thanks for a great show Kasha D despite working more hours! G-O-D!
I came on this tgread to leave some feedback but you said it all brother I can't add another thing great work kash, rob and all the stars of Jbw

[eboy]

IC: Well you guys are too frigid and square to understand mans humor.

[K-Jammin]

IC: Next week on JBW, the girlfriend of Billy McCoy... Whale Ahoy!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pNQ7nceeMdM/TdTLtL-6viI/AAAAAAAADUY/G-AXWGhn0i4/s1600/fat%2Bwhale%2Bahoy%2Bsummon%2Bnorwegians%2Bman%2Bh arpoons.jpg

[Broc]

IC: it was totally knives

[Krysys]

IC: *claps* congrats, you guys succeded in looking like a bunch of drug endused morons. Go ahead and run your mouths ana talk your shit, it won't change things.

OOC: Good show, well worth the wait!

[SilverGhost]

Everyone good job on the show!

Everything kept me reading and enjoying the whole show! DAMN YOU KJ AND ROME!

IC: *Shuriken is in the back, clapping for his friend* Congrats Miss Panda! You have earned your title win!

[eboy]

IC: Next week on JBW, the girlfriend of Billy McCoy... Whale Ahoy!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pNQ7nceeMdM/TdTLtL-6viI/AAAAAAAADUY/G-AXWGhn0i4/s1600/fat%2Bwhale%2Bahoy%2Bsummon%2Bnorwegians%2Bman%2Bh arpoons.jpg

IC: not the best i admit but your mum was all i could get at short notice

[eboy]

IC: it was totally knives

i loved that promo broc

[K-Jammin]

IC: not the best i admit but your mum was all i could get at short notice

IC: JBW just got a compliant from a 5 year old, he wants his joke back.

[eboy]

IC: JBW just got a compliant from a 5 year old, he wants his joke back.

IC: Was that on your fanmail account Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha now thats a joke

[Broc]

i loved that promo broc

I actually didn't write a word of it lol, Sully gets the credit for this one, but I thought the Felix Guerrero promo I typed up was pretty kick ass

[K-Jammin]

IC: Was that on your fanmail account Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha now thats a joke

IC: This is the worst most predictable response you could have possibly given, shame on me for expecting more. Awful, as in really fucking awful.

[eboy]

IC: This is the worst most predictable response you could have possibly given, shame on me for expecting more. Awful, as in really fucking awful.

IC: Was that on your fanmail account Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha now thats a joke
#notreally

[SilverGhost]

I see Billy wants to destroy the New Japan dojo.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/196/221/1357-ha.png?1320618686

[Sully]

IC: it was totally knives

IC:...it...was...watches!


i loved that promo broc

Have you ever seen something like that on TV? You know, where two guys are arguing about something, and they keep getting angrier as they go back and fourth, then they go at it each other.

Could have sworn I saw it somewhere, may have even been something with Spongebob and Patrick, LOL!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Man, helluva show everyone! Just got done reading it but, work is hella crazy right now but, I'll be leaving some commentary tonight on it. Everyone like The Sandman's promo on Thunder? Hope so. :)

[Broc]

IC:...it...was...watches!

IC: it.... was..... KNIVES!!!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

OOC: Great show guys, really enjoyed it, all the hardwork is appreciated on both sides

IC: My god, I found more entertainment in the Strictly Come Dancing Final this weekend that my mother enjoyed than this action-not-very-forthcoming-but-we-can-chat-forever heap of awfulness.

[CGBigMan]

Man that was a long read
totally worth it though

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: it was totally knives


IC:...it...was...watches!

IC: I can confirm that it was............ WATCHES!!! Sully wins!! Now, your prize is a blowjob, from Broc!!

But I do have a lot of knives in my back from the amount of times I've been stabbed. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about there.

OOC: Kash, you deserve a medal for putting all that together on your own! #Kudos!

[Broc]

IC: I can confirm that it was............ WATCHES!!! Sully wins!! Now, your prize is a blowjob, from Broc!!

But I do have a lot of knives in my back from the amount of times I've been stabbed. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about there.

OOC: Kash, you deserve a medal for putting all that together on your own! #Kudos!

IC: YOU LIE!!! I know for a fact that I bought a knife from you last weekend, come to think of it, it was pretty overpriced too.

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: YOU LIE!!! I know for a fact that I bought a knife from you last weekend, come to think of it, it was pretty overpriced too.

IC: That wasn't me. I was with your sister last weekend.

[Broc]

IC: That wasn't me. I was with your sister last weekend.

IC: hmm funny, I can remember seeing my sister this weekend... maybe I bought a knife from her or something.... no, it was definitely from you

[HolyJose2391]

I skimme through the show it looks great! I'll read it when I get home oh an Broc Dave and Kev Fuck HWA :p :)

[Automatic]

Goddamn that show is huge...

[SilverGhost]

JBW NEWS

By Ryan Clark *Copy and Paste King* (Sorry THEKEVINBRAND)

Several JBW wrestlers suspended

JBW Management has suspended several of its talent due to them failing drug tests. A report indicates that sixty percent of JBW wrestlers use drugs. This doesn't help the image of JBW, even so that some of the wrestlers are former prisoners. Some of the wrestlers claim that is for medicinal use, while others just want to escape from their "worthless and pathetic lives they are living"(K-Jammin)

"We are wrestlers here, not addicts." says Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra, "we are wrestlers with tremendous amount of talent but I wasn't surprised that some of our talents would be suspended and or fined because of their drug use. It happens every time before the show. Stage fright, too much pain on their bodies, trying to stay calm....all these are factors because we have a tough job. We do put our bodies on the line for the fans. Though I won't say that we are like that crack den down South because at least our guys have it together."

We won't release the names of who in fact got suspended but there is talk that some champions have been suspended by Management.

More on the way.

[HolyJose2391]

JBW NEWS

By Ryan Clark *Copy and Paste King* (Sorry THEKEVINBRAND)

Several JBW wrestlers suspended

JBW Management has suspended several of its talent due to them failing drug tests. A report indicates that sixty percent of JBW wrestlers use drugs. This doesn't help the image of JBW, even so that some of the wrestlers are former prisoners. Some of the wrestlers claim that is for medicinal use, while others just want to escape from their "worthless and pathetic lives they are living"(K-Jammin)

"We are wrestlers here, not addicts." says Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra, "we are wrestlers with tremendous amount of talent but I wasn't surprised that some of our talents would be suspended and or fined because of their drug use. It happens every time before the show. Stage fright, too much pain on their bodies, trying to stay calm....all these are factors because we have a tough job. We do put our bodies on the line for the fans. Though I won't say that we are like that crack den down South because at least our guys have it together."

We won't release the names of who in fact got suspended but there is talk that some champions have been suspended by Management.

More on the way.

IC: I warned people about those drugs!

[K-Jammin]

JBW NEWS

By Ryan Clark *Copy and Paste King* (Sorry THEKEVINBRAND)

Several JBW wrestlers suspended

JBW Management has suspended several of its talent due to them failing drug tests. A report indicates that sixty percent of JBW wrestlers use drugs. This doesn't help the image of JBW, even so that some of the wrestlers are former prisoners. Some of the wrestlers claim that is for medicinal use, while others just want to escape from their "worthless and pathetic lives they are living"(K-Jammin)

"We are wrestlers here, not addicts." says Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra, "we are wrestlers with tremendous amount of talent but I wasn't surprised that some of our talents would be suspended and or fined because of their drug use. It happens every time before the show. Stage fright, too much pain on their bodies, trying to stay calm....all these are factors because we have a tough job. We do put our bodies on the line for the fans. Though I won't say that we are like that crack den down South because at least our guys have it together."

We won't release the names of who in fact got suspended but there is talk that some champions have been suspended by Management.

More on the way.

IC: Your eyes turn black you fucking retard and your always in a room surrounded by smoke, I think it's quite clear your on drugs.

[zapphoman]

Great to see the show is up. I'll read it later.

[SilverGhost]

IC: Your eyes turn black you fucking retard and your always in a room surrounded by smoke, I think it's quite clear your on drugs.

IC: I am the forty percent that doesn't use drugs. Are you that daft to know which is which?

[K-Jammin]

IC: I am the forty percent that doesn't use drugs. Are you that daft to know which is which?

IC: Whoa easy there boy, take another pill or smoke another joint if it's gonna calm you down!

[68wPayne]

IC: *and now a public service announcement from JBW superstar Leonard Ray Beauregard* Howdy folks, just here to wish all the little kiddies out there a Merry Christmas and say don't do drugs when alcohol is perfectly legal. Don't be a dope, drink up and... *feed is immediately cut off*

[Broc]

JBW NEWS

By Ryan Clark *Copy and Paste King* (Sorry THEKEVINBRAND)

Several JBW wrestlers suspended

JBW Management has suspended several of its talent due to them failing drug tests. A report indicates that sixty percent of JBW wrestlers use drugs. This doesn't help the image of JBW, even so that some of the wrestlers are former prisoners. Some of the wrestlers claim that is for medicinal use, while others just want to escape from their "worthless and pathetic lives they are living"(K-Jammin)

"We are wrestlers here, not addicts." says Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra, "we are wrestlers with tremendous amount of talent but I wasn't surprised that some of our talents would be suspended and or fined because of their drug use. It happens every time before the show. Stage fright, too much pain on their bodies, trying to stay calm....all these are factors because we have a tough job. We do put our bodies on the line for the fans. Though I won't say that we are like that crack den down South because at least our guys have it together."

We won't release the names of who in fact got suspended but there is talk that some champions have been suspended by Management.

More on the way.

IC: well knowing the guys here in JBW, I bet they were using performance enhancing drugs, trying to step up their game, but me, no, drugs are terrible, I have never done any drugs in my life, and I hope that anyone who wants to be taken seriously in any wrestling business, or any sport for that matter, would not consider using these

[68wPayne]

IC: well knowing the guys here in JBW, I bet they were using performance enhancing drugs, trying to step up their game, but me, no, drugs are terrible, I have never done any drugs in my life, and I hope that anyone who wants to be taken seriously in any wrestling business, or any sport for that matter, would not consider using these

IC: *cracks Broc in the head with a beer bottle* There, now you can have some drugs for that damn headache. Shit talkin' bastard.

[Broc]

IC: *cracks Broc in the head with a beer bottle* There, now you can have some drugs for that damn headache. Shit talkin' bastard.

IC: yes but those would be prescribed, therefore no problem, and completely legal, now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go take some PRESCRIBED pain killers.

[Automatic]

Damn, EWNCW is getting buried by some people.

[SilverGhost]

IC: *cracks Broc in the head with a beer bottle* There, now you can have some drugs for that damn headache. Shit talkin' bastard.

IC: Mr. Beauregard, that is not polite.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

JABEsters!!!!

[SilverGhost]

IC: Whoa easy there boy, take another pill or smoke another joint if it's gonna calm you down!

IC: I am calm. I'm just wondering why you were extremely defensive on the whole drug story. Are you one the champions that was suspended?

[68wPayne]

IC: Mr. Beauregard, that is not polite.

IC: Dammit Jackie Chan when have you known me to be all polite and shit. Unless there is a woman around of course.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

You guys are ignoring me because I'm white.

[Broc]

You guys are ignoring me because I'm white.

no we're ignoring you because we're to busy talking about drugs

[RomanFlare]

Breaking News -- One match from the JBW Supershow got a 5 Star Rating!
by Ryan Clark

Dave Meltzer gave out a rare 5 star rating for one match from the JBW Supershow. Much to the surprise of this copy & paste reporter, it was in fact the RomanFlare vs K-Jammin match! He wrote that the match had "superb" creativity and the "best display of talent and athleticism in decades".

[SilverGhost]

IC: Dammit Jackie Chan when have you known me to be all polite and shit. Unless there is a woman around of course.

IC: Mr. Beauregard you are as close to a noble man out of the whole roster. Just having a conversation with you makes me feel better that I am not the only sane person here. Well....there are women around....

[SilverGhost]

Breaking News -- One match from the JBW Supershow got a 5 Star Rating!
by Ryan Clark

Dave Meltzer gave out a rare 5 star rating for one match from the JBW Supershow. Much to the surprise of this copy & paste reporter, it was in fact the RomanFlare vs K-Jammin match! He wrote that the match had "superb" creativity and the "best display of talent and athleticism in decades".

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310514055618.png

[AirBourne]

IC: Geez, guys just play it straight, no drugs. My god.

[SilverGhost]

IC: Geez, guys just play it straight, no drugs. My god.

IC: The closet pervert said something?

[AirBourne]

IC: The closet pervert said something?

IC: No need to call yourself that there pal, insulting yourself shows a lack of self esteem. Are you of lack of self esteem my friend? Perhaps your age is the problem, you are getting up there. I hear Viagra works great for people like you, old and can't keep it up.

[K-Jammin]

IC: No need to call yourself that there pal, insulting yourself shows a lack of self esteem. Are you of lack of self esteem my friend? Perhaps your age is the problem, you are getting up there. I hear Viagra works great for people like you, old and can't keep it up.

IC: Another shit insult from a EWNCW pussy...

[SilverGhost]

IC: No need to call yourself that there pal, insulting yourself shows a lack of self esteem. Are you of lack of self esteem my friend? Perhaps your age is the problem, you are getting up there. I hear Viagra works great for people like you, old and can't keep it up.

IC: I am not surprised that you know such things like this. Everything was given since...well...you know...you are "The Freak". And what's with this of me being old? I am not old.

[AirBourne]

IC: I am not surprised that you know such things like this. Everything was given since...well...you know...you are "The Freak". And what's with this of me being old? I am not old.

IC: Yes, I am "The Freak". Ladies call me it for reason your other JBW or Just Bad Wrestling colleagues are too young and stupid to understand, and other wrestler's have called me it because I've destroyed them so badly in the ring.

[AirBourne]

IC: Another shit insult from a EWNCW pussy...

IC: Coming from a JBW bitch...

[SilverGhost]

IC: Yes, I am "The Freak". Ladies call me it for reason your other JBW or Just Bad Wrestling colleagues are too young and stupid to understand, and other wrestler's have called me it because I've destroyed them so badly in the ring.

IC: No....they wanted a wrestler that the people can make fun of. Associating you with Freak Inc. Another worthless playboy in the wrestling business....(Sorry Mr. Xander but at least you know how to wrestle)

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: Another shit insult from a EWNCW pussy...

IC: I'm sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at your sig.

[K-Jammin]

IC: I'm sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at your sig.

IC: Well then it's quite clear I did say something otherwise you wouldn't be able to see my sig, dipshit.

Delivery for a Mr. Ryan Freak Wells

http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters-2/demotivational-poster-45109.jpg

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: Well then it's quite clear I did say something otherwise you wouldn't be able to see my sig, dipshit.

Delivery for a Mr. Ryan Freak Wells

http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters-2/demotivational-poster-45109.jpg

IC: Well since i didn't read anything, the as far as I'm concerned, you didn't say anything.

OOC: But damn! I can't get over how sexy she is in that picture <3

[K-Jammin]

IC: Well since i didn't read anything, the as far as I'm concerned, you didn't say anything.

IC: Nice attempt at a cover up, but yet another fail. I unfortunately have to go right now Thomas, feel free to claim you "scared me off" if saying stuff like that saves you money on Viagra or if you want to impress your embarrassingly weak EWNCW roster. Can't wait for our next chat Mr.Thunder, you always make my day!

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: Nice attempt at a cover up, but yet another fail. I unfortunately have to go right now Thomas, feel free to claim you "scared me off" if saying stuff like that saves you money on Viagra or if you want to impress your embarrassingly weak EWNCW roster. Can't wait for our next chat Mr.Thunder, you always make my day!

IC: I'd hate to think that I did 'scare you off' as you say. But I don't look forward to our next chat. Because I don't like you.

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: I'd hate to think that I did 'scare you off' as you say. But I don't look forward to our next chat. Because I don't like you.

IC: But I do like Layla, so I might be back.

And yes. I did just quote myself.

[K2Jelly]

IC: But I do like Layla, so I might be back.

And yes. I did just quote myself.

You should have this quote in your sig.

[Tommy Thunder]

You should have this quote in your sig.

Hmm, perhaps I should!
I like the quotes I currently have in there though, and I like adding that when I do my trademark self-quote lol!

[Kashdinero]

IC: Coming from a JBW bitch...

IC as Ma$$: This here is a prime example of the Jeff Farmer type of quality promos that EWNCW specialise in. Stick around, kid... You clearly could do with learning a thing or two.

OOC: Man, that was some fucking show, eh? That might have been one of the hardest things I've done since I started doing this shit!

Everybodies promos were some of the best I've read from them... Even you Tommy :)

Obviously promo of the night goes to K-Jam... And match of the night, too!

R(ob), fantastic work on the Sandman segs! Also on the Horrorcore Icons three way dance, and that HILARIOUS segment with RedruM and RedbuM. Mega props to you and Poot for coming up with that piece of comedy gold. BTW, R(ob) is now the new writer for Samson and Chainsaw (and Silva, Anomander, and Demonic)... Straights' absence won't see JBW deprived of SamSaw!

Zapph, well done on the tremendous job you did with the Bombshell tournament. Who else but Nikki was gonna/deserved to win that thing? Certainly not a ChickBot that's for sure.. Zapph will be handling all of the Bombshell duties from now on, so if anyone has any questions about JBW's newest division, he's the man to ask.

Thank you to everyone who did more than one promo, and sorry to those who were waiting close/more than two weeks to see their work on the show.

I had a blast writing all the Larry stuff... "Cambodian Midget Brothel" FTW!

Ditto for the K-Flare match.

V3... Can't keep a good thing down, right :)

HeelTurn, JMan, JHorton, SG, Sleeps, Roba, Broc, Sully, Poot, R(ob), Zapph, Panda, Tommy, Shining, Romes, K-Jam, Remhix, Black Falcon, Jose, Automatic, Payne, Caesar, Aloisick, Whatsy, Sau, and Leggo... I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks again. (Soz if I missed anyone, I'm really tired!)

For those that are interested, here's a few of the segs I did.

Intro with Ron and the gang (yes, the signs are staying)
Brickarus-Jackass segment
H.A.T.E segment
'air-'bu stoner segment
SHOWDOWN! BR
K-Flare match
Brick kills Todd/SilverBros departure (C Ya'!)
Ma$$ promo/epic final segment (OMG! The ring collapsed!)

More.

Editing all the segs and promos were some of the biggest time drainers, though... Peeps are really gonna have to start bolding their own descriptive text, and italicising their own promos. Man, I can't begin to tell you how much that would help a fella out.

Anyway... Off to work I go, then it's MORE promos/matches to write up for The Christmas Special!

Ka$h's job = never done.

PS: Props go out to Automatic. I deleted his promo, and he he re-sent it to me at litterally the last second. Believe me, the first couple posts were up while I was editing that NVON promo in. Talk about good timing!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

IC [As R(ob)]: "Look, usually Shuriken is a stand up guy but, I have no idea what he's talking about with suspensions and all. I've never seen JBW officials suspend anyone at any time for "drugs". Hell, Ka$h just found Manabu and Sanir smoking earlier, he didn't say anything. Right? This is not the WWE, this is not some ultra secret Government facility or anything. THIS IS JBFUCKINGW!!!! *R(ob) smiles.* Look, fact of the matter is, this is Shuri's doing. I've been noticing a change in this guy and I'm pretty sure it's getting worse... Shuri... stop throwing out false information, man."

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

IC as Ma$$: This here is a prime example of the Jeff Farmer type of quality promos that EWNCW specialise in. Stick around, kid... You clearly could do with learning a thing or two.

OOC: Man, that was some fucking show, eh? That might have been one of the hardest things I've done since I started doing this shit!

Everybodies promos were some of the best I've read from them... Even you Tommy :)

Obviously promo of the night goes to K-Jam... And match of the night, too!

R(ob), fantastic work on the Sandman segs! Also on the Horrorcore Icons three way dance, and that HILARIOUS segment with RedruM and RedbuM. Mega props to you and Poot for coming up with that piece of comedy gold. BTW, R(ob) is now the new writer for Samson and Chainsaw (and Silva, Anomander, and Demonic)... Straights' absence won't see JBW deprived of SamSaw!

Zapph, well done on the tremendous job you did with the Bombshell tournament. Who else but Nikki was gonna/deserved to win that thing? Certainly not a ChickBot that's for sure.. Zapph will be handling all of the Bombshell duties from now on, so if anyone has any questions about JBW's newest division, he's the man to ask.

Thank you to everyone who did more than one promo, and sorry to those who were waiting close/more than two weeks to see their work on the show.

I had a blast writing all the Larry stuff... "Cambodian Midget Brothel" FTW!

Ditto for the K-Flare match.

V3... Can't keep a good thing down, right :)

HeelTurn, JMan, JHorton, SG, Sleeps, Roba, Broc, Sully, Poot, R(ob), Zapph, Panda, Tommy, Shining, Romes, K-Jam, Remhix, Black Falcon, Jose, Automatic, Payne, Caesar, Aloisick, Whatsy, Sau, and Leggo... I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks again. (Soz if I missed anyone, I'm really tired!)

For those that are interested, here's a few of the segs I did.

Intro with Ron and the gang (yes, the signs are staying)
Brickarus-Jackass segment
H.A.T.E segment
'air-'bu stoner segment
SHOWDOWN! BR
K-Flare match
Brick kills Todd/SilverBros departure (C Ya'!)
Ma$$ promo/epic final segment (OMG! The ring collapsed!)

More.

Editing all the segs and promos were some of the biggest time drainers, though... Peeps are really gonna have to start bolding their own descriptive text, and italicising their own promos. Man, I can't begin to tell you how much that would help a fella out.

Anyway... Off to work I go, then it's MORE promos/matches to write up for The Christmas Special!

Ka$h's job = never done.

PS: Props go out to Automatic. I deleted his promo, and he he re-sent it to me at litterally the last second. Believe me, the first couple posts were up while I was editing that NVON promo in. Talk about good timing!

I know I put in a lot of work but bruv, you moved mountains. We're a fucking team dude. Straight up. I have your back, you have mine... we're in these trenches together man. You're the fucking giant around here my dude. Glad I'm allowed to stand next to you. :)

[zapphoman]

@Kash- Thanks bro! I'm ready to make that division amazing!

[Tommy Thunder]

IC as Ma$$: This here is a prime example of the Jeff Farmer type of quality promos that EWNCW specialise in. Stick around, kid... You clearly could do with learning a thing or two.

OOC: Man, that was some fucking show, eh? That might have been one of the hardest things I've done since I started doing this shit!

Everybodies promos were some of the best I've read from them... Even you Tommy :)

Obviously promo of the night goes to K-Jam... And match of the night, too!

R(ob), fantastic work on the Sandman segs! Also on the Horrorcore Icons three way dance, and that HILARIOUS segment with RedruM and RedbuM. Mega props to you and Poot for coming up with that piece of comedy gold. BTW, R(ob) is now the new writer for Samson and Chainsaw (and Silva, Anomander, and Demonic)... Straights' absence won't see JBW deprived of SamSaw!

Zapph, well done on the tremendous job you did with the Bombshell tournament. Who else but Nikki was gonna/deserved to win that thing? Certainly not a ChickBot that's for sure.. Zapph will be handling all of the Bombshell duties from now on, so if anyone has any questions about JBW's newest division, he's the man to ask.

Thank you to everyone who did more than one promo, and sorry to those who were waiting close/more than two weeks to see their work on the show.

I had a blast writing all the Larry stuff... "Cambodian Midget Brothel" FTW!

Ditto for the K-Flare match.

V3... Can't keep a good thing down, right :)

HeelTurn, JMan, JHorton, SG, Sleeps, Roba, Broc, Sully, Poot, R(ob), Zapph, Panda, Tommy, Shining, Romes, K-Jam, Remhix, Black Falcon, Jose, Automatic, Payne, Caesar, Aloisick, Whatsy, Sau, and Leggo... I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks again. (Soz if I missed anyone, I'm really tired!)

For those that are interested, here's a few of the segs I did.

Intro with Ron and the gang (yes, the signs are staying)
Brickarus-Jackass segment
H.A.T.E segment
'air-'bu stoner segment
SHOWDOWN! BR
K-Flare match
Brick kills Todd/SilverBros departure (C Ya'!)
Ma$$ promo/epic final segment (OMG! The ring collapsed!)

More.

Editing all the segs and promos were some of the biggest time drainers, though... Peeps are really gonna have to start bolding their own descriptive text, and italicising their own promos. Man, I can't begin to tell you how much that would help a fella out.

Anyway... Off to work I go, then it's MORE promos/matches to write up for The Christmas Special!

Ka$h's job = never done.

PS: Props go out to Automatic. I deleted his promo, and he he re-sent it to me at litterally the last second. Believe me, the first couple posts were up while I was editing that NVON promo in. Talk about good timing!

As I said earlier, a medal is in order for you sir! A huge show!

I should shout out Rob for his Sandman promo too!

[Kashdinero]

I know I put in a lot of work but bruv, you moved mountains. We're a fucking team dude. Straight up. I have your back, you have mine... we're in these trenches together man. You're the fucking giant around here my dude. Glad I'm allowed to stand next to you. :)

Thank..


@Kash- Thanks bro! I'm ready to make that division amazing!

You..


As I said earlier, a medal is in order for you sir! A huge show!

I should shout out Rob for his Sandman promo too!

Guys

:)

IC: For the record, Brick has done far worse to Mama Thunder ;)

Edit: I forgot to shout out AYS and NightWolf for their great promos!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

As I said earlier, a medal is in order for you sir! A huge show!

I should shout out Rob for his Sandman promo too!

Thanks dude... I feel that was the best promo I ever did... it took a long time but, it felt right. Thanks a ton man. :)

And Poot my brother, you're here in spirit right now but, I'm telling you that was one of the funniest things I've been a part of on eWN. Poot and I were literally PM'ing each other our parts like a real convo and I saved them to MS Word and sent the whole thing to Ka$h. It was worth it though. Glad I worked with ya' a bit Pooty. Can't wait to see you return. *Cheers*

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Geez, guys just play it straight, no drugs. My god.

IC: you're one to talk mr "im a freak in bed oh dag whip me" yea Dag tells is his stories. If anyone is on roids it's you

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

IC: For the record, Brick has done far worse to Mama Thunder ;)

Pfft... The Sandman was absolute in that promo my man. ;)

[Grind_Bastard]

Thanks dude... I feel that was the best promo I ever did... it took a long time but, it felt right. Thanks a ton man. :)


Hope it delivers after all this wait, cos if it doesn't....

(it will)

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Hope it delivers after all this wait, cos if it doesn't....

(it will)

What? My Sandman promo? It's up and in our SuperShow. Let me know what you think.

[Grind_Bastard]

What? My Sandman promo? It's up and in our SuperShow. Let me know what you think.

Oops, missed it was up, checking.

[SilverGhost]

Everything of the Supershow was awesome! Its one of those things that I would pay and watch religiously. Panda got her title win.

RedRuM and RedBum

The K-Rome screwjob to the fans lol

The promos!

Matthews not quitting and bringing the indy feds lol

GREAT GREAT SHOW!

[zapphoman]

I wonder....could we be seeing The Alpha Dog and RedRum team up against this menace? Would they be willing to put their egos to the side??? All I have to say is if they do...I feel sorry for EWNCW.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

I wonder....could we be seeing The Alpha Dog and RedRum team up against this menace? Would they be willing to put their egos to the side??? All I have to say is if they do...I feel sorry for EWNCW.

I already said the only person 'RuM would ever team up with would be Alpha... we should go after the EWNCW Tag-Team Champions... :)

[zapphoman]

I already said the only person 'RuM would ever team up with would be Alpha... we should go after the EWNCW Tag-Team Champions... :)

IC: The Alpha Dog has never been a big fan of mercy killing, but The Alpha Dog is always up for new things.

[thejman93]

Don't even know where to begin with SS3.

K-Jamm
Rob
HT
HJ
Rome
Zapph (Who, apparently, is the Goldust of Jabe now)
Broc
Sully
Falcon
Rehmix
Jhorton
Sau
Leggs
Kev
Auto
Nikki
whatsy
SG
'sick
Poot (RedBum FTW!)
Shining
And most of all...Kash. (I'll make sure to bold and italicize my promos from now on bruv.)

I know I forgot people...wasn't intentional.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

IC: The Alpha Dog has never been a big fan of mercy killing, but The Alpha Dog is always up for new things.

IC(As RedRuM): "Nigga... I was told not to touch you so I could be a part of the ending... I did it. I wil say nigga, if we gotta team-up in this shit... I'm down for it, bitch. But, yo' ass backstabs me... I'm 100% comin' for you... got it? Now, who do we fuckin' talk to about takin' shit over?"

[SilverGhost]

IC(As RedRuM): "Nigga... I was told not to touch you so I could be a part of the ending... I did it. I wil say nigga, if we gotta team-up in this shit... I'm down for it, bitch. But, yo' ass backstabs me... I'm 100% comin' for you... got it? Now, who do we fuckin' talk to about takin' shit over?"

IC: I can't take you seriously anymore....not with your cousin around....

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

IC: I can't take you seriously anymore....not with your cousin around....

IC (As RedRuM): "Trust me, nigga... I can't take his punk ass! I wanna fuck that retard up somethin' FIERCE! But, his bitch ass is family an' shit... I still wanna' know the truth on how that nigga got out of the asylum an' shit..."

[THEKEVINBRAND]

when's the ETA on SOTE Rob?

[SilverGhost]

IC (As RedRuM): "Trust me, nigga... I can't take his punk ass! I wanna fuck that retard up somethin' FIERCE! But, his bitch ass is family an' shit... I still wanna' know the truth on how that nigga got out of the asylum an' shit..."

IC: You and me both.....I can't imagine him sticking his fingers in that certain place and telling people to smell what he had for the day.....

[zapphoman]

IC(As RedRuM): "Nigga... I was told not to touch you so I could be a part of the ending... I did it. I wil say nigga, if we gotta team-up in this shit... I'm down for it, bitch. But, yo' ass backstabs me... I'm 100% comin' for you... got it? Now, who do we fuckin' talk to about takin' shit over?"

IC: Just have to see what Kash and Zap say. That warning goes for your ass as well. You know what happens when you fuck with The Alpha Dog.

[HolyJose2391]

So I've finally learned how to read cockney to an extent! Lol

[HolyJose2391]

Fuck that was an amazing show! Great job everyone words cannot describe how great that was.

IC as HolyJose: God's Grace is willing to reunite just for one night to take on any of the EWNCW kids But remember this Gillz your world title is mine!

OOC: AWF make me proud :)

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Ok, so... Alpha Dog and RedRuM have officially become an uneasy alliance... Hmmmm... very interesting. Can't wait to see if anything progresses out of this...

[zapphoman]

Ok, so... Alpha Dog and RedRuM have officially become an uneasy alliance... Hmmmm... very interesting. Can't wait to see if anything progresses out of this...

Me too. It should be interesting!

[Poot-Hair]

IC (As RedRuM): "Trust me, nigga... I can't take his punk ass! I wanna fuck that retard up somethin' FIERCE! But, his bitch ass is family an' shit... I still wanna' know the truth on how that nigga got out of the asylum an' shit..." IC (as RedBuM): NIGGA I TOLD YO' DUMBASS HOW I GOT OUT!! I had to give a reacharound to a hermaproditic guard named Beatrice...nigga dat he/she may have had hands like glass an' shit, but boy did he/she give one helluva columbian asscracka' *remembers fondly*

*starts digging and scratching in his asshole with one of Shuriken's ninja stars* Ahhhhh shit Nigga....ahhhh dat shit hits the spot *eyes roll in his head and he starts convulsing like he's having an orgasm and kicking his leg violently* An' who da' hell yo' knuckle dragging chimpanzee lookin' ass callin' retarded? Nigga if you want retarded I'LL GO ALL TARD STRONG ON YO' ASS!!! Don't act like you don' know what I'm talkin' about.....I whooped dat ass when we's were kids and nigga I'll do it again!!

IC(as Kayden James): So Caeser is now the number one contender for the Showdown! Heavyweight Championship?? I DON'T THINK SO!! Caeser, over my dead body will you get your hands anywhere near Shining Light or that farce of a golden idol he calls the Heavyweight Championship. Once I get done with Shining Light, you can do whatever you want with him....me and him have unfinished business.

He's attacked me from behind, had his cronies attack me, SHOCKED ME WITH LIGHTNING!! Me and Shining Light are just getting started....Judas...the next time we meet your luck is going to run out

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

IC (as RedBuM): NIGGA I TOLD YO' DUMBASS HOW I GOT OUT!! I had to give a reacharound to a hermaproditic guard named Beatrice...nigga dat he/she may have had hands like glass an' shit, but boy did he/she give one helluva columbian asscracka' *remembers fondly*

*starts digging and scratching in his asshole with one of Shuriken's ninja stars* Ahhhhh shit Nigga....ahhhh dat shit hits the spot *eyes roll in his head and he starts convulsing like he's having an orgasm and kicking his leg violently* An' who da' hell yo' knuckle dragging chimpanzee lookin' ass callin' retarded? Nigga if you want retarded I'LL GO ALL TARD STRONG ON YO' ASS!!! Don't act like you don' know what I'm talkin' about.....I whooped dat ass when we's were kids and nigga I'll do it again!!

IC(as Kayden James): So Caeser is now the number one contender for the Showdown! Heavyweight Championship?? I DON'T THINK SO!! Caeser, over my dead body will you get your hands anywhere near Shining Light or that farce of a golden idol he calls the Heavyweight Championship. Once I get done with Shining Light, you can do whatever you want with him....me and him have unfinished business.

He's attacked me from behind, had his cronies attack me, SHOCKED ME WITH LIGHTNING!! Me and Shining Light are just getting started....Judas...the next time we meet your luck is going to run out


LOL!!! So, does this mean I still have to write your Holiday promo?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

when's the ETA on SOTE Rob?

That's all Tom dude. I wish I knew what was going on. I've e-mailed him MULTIPLE times and have had no response. Sorry. :(

[Poot-Hair]

LOL!!! So, does this mean I still have to write your Holiday promo? Unfortunately yes R(ob) I just popped in for a couple minutes, I still have ALOT of stuff to do this upcoming week especially. Follow up doc appointment tomorrow, work wednesday thursday. It's a hard time at the poot residence right now

[HolyJose2391]

My recent Facebook status after watching the new 1-2-2012 promo "I'm calling the Prophecy is going to the WWE"

[Snair]

Finallyyyyy after a gap of 2 months, Snair has come back to JBW!

[HolyJose2391]

Finallyyyyy after a gap of 2 months, Snair has come back to JBW!

What. The. Fuck! WELCOME BACK CHAMP!

[SilverGhost]

Finallyyyyy after a gap of 2 months, Snair has come back to JBW!

Welcome back Snair!

[zapphoman]

Finallyyyyy after a gap of 2 months, Snair has come back to JBW!

Holy Snap! Snair is in the house!!! Welcome back man! How's it going?

[Snair]

Thanks guys, all is well with me now.

[SilverGhost]

Awesome! Good to have you back! :D

[RomanFlare]

I really wanna go a Mr. Rodgers-esque promo for some reason.

[HolyJose2391]

I really wanna go a Mr. Rodgers-esque promo for some reason.

Congrats on getting your match!

[RomanFlare]

Congrats on getting your match!

Wait, which one? I've been petition for like... 7 different matches lately.

[HolyJose2391]

Wait, which one? I've been petition for like... 7 different matches lately.

The big one the one FOR ALL 3 major titles!


IC: remember you promised me the first shot at the WARFare Title after you win!

[RomanFlare]

The big one the one FOR ALL 3 major titles!


IC: remember you promised me the first shot at the WARFare Title after you win!

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

I may not pay much attention, but why wasn't I bloody notified about this?! WHY DOES JOSE HAVE TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO NOTIFY ME!?

But YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Romes is finally getting his attention deserved.

[HolyJose2391]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

I may not pay much attention, but why wasn't I bloody notified about this?! WHY DOES JOSE HAVE TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO NOTIFY ME!?

But YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Romes is finally getting his attention deserved.

Did you not read the show?

IC: I totally deserve the first shot after then I had the courtesy to inform you

[RomanFlare]

Did you not read the show?

IC: I totally deserve the first shot after then I had the courtesy to inform you

I haven't finished it yet. But still. (Read: Still on first page)

IC: Definitely! No "automatic rematch" clauses for the losers!

[SilverGhost]

Did you not read the show?

IC: I totally deserve the first shot after then I had the courtesy to inform you

IC: Have you forgotten that you have to earn your spot? I can't believe that Roman's whining has got him a Triple Championship shot but there has to be a worthy challenger if he does in fact win or the other champions. Mr. Alderman didn't think this through....

[SilverGhost]

I haven't finished it yet. But still.

IC: Definitely! No "automatic rematch" clauses for the losers!

IC: Scared that one of the losers may win the titles? Are you that much of a coward?

[RomanFlare]

IC: Scared that one of the losers may win the titles? Are you that much of a coward?

IC: Oh, please. It's a multi-man match--your ability to win increases exponentially! If you can't win in a match where you can win by a dozen ways, why do you deserve a chance to fight one on one for them?

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Have you forgotten that you have to earn your spot? I can't believe that Roman's whining has got him a Triple Championship shot but there has to be a worthy challenger if he does in fact win or the other champions. Mr. Alderman didn't think this through....

IC: He promised me the first match. I get the first match simple as that and Think about I become WARFare World Champion AND EWNCW Champion I'll be the best in the business more than I can say for Tommy Thunder.

[SilverGhost]

IC: Oh, please. It's a multi-man match--your ability to win increases exponentially! If you can't win in a match where you can win by a dozen ways, why do you deserve a chance to fight one on one for them?

IC: Are you that bad in math? What makes you think you will win? Heel tactics? Or rather actually put up a real match? I see you can't handle a real match after what happened with you and K-Jammin.


IC: He promised me the first match. I get the first match simple as that and Think about I become WARFare World Champion AND EWNCW Champion I'll be the best in the business more than I can say for Tommy Thunder.

IC: Sorry Mr. Holy, there are guys in the back that would rather earn their spot and we didn't see if you are actually capable handling the main event. You have something to prove to me and everyone else. The crowd, the fans, management and the guys in the back.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Are you that bad in math? What makes you think you will win? Heel tactics? Or rather actually put up a real match? I see you can't handle a real match after what happened with you and K-Jammin.



IC: Sorry Mr. Holy, there are guys in the back that would rather earn their spot and we didn't see if you are actually capable handling the main event. You have something to prove to me and everyone else. The crowd, the fans, management and the guys in the back.

IC: and I care why? Roman offered me the first shot I'm getting the first shot boo fucking who for those in the back

[RomanFlare]

IC: Are you that bad in math? What makes you think you will win? Heel tactics? Or rather actually put up a real match? I see you can't handle a real match after what happened with you and K-Jammin.

IC: Irony--a man calling a Doctor in Mathmatics "bad in math". I know I'm going to win because--just like everyone seems to imply between me and K-Jammin--I'll be the one covering an orthogonal man for 3 seconds at the end of the match.

[SilverGhost]

IC: and I care why? Roman offered me the first shot I'm getting the first shot boo fucking who for those in the back

IC: You aren't getting that shot. You haven't proven anything, only how soft your face is when strike it well with my knee. So what's it going to be? Take the false shot or earning your place?

[SilverGhost]

IC: Irony--a man calling a Doctor in Mathmatics "bad in math". I know I'm going to win because--just like everyone seems to imply between me and K-Jammin--I'll be the one covering an orthogonal man for 3 seconds at the end of the match.

IC: You still haven't shown or proven to me on what makes you think that you are going to win such a match if you and K-Jammin barely even had a match.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: You aren't getting that shot. You haven't proven anything, only how soft your face is when strike it well with my knee. So what's it going to be? Take the false shot or earning your place?

IC: I'll take the shot. I don't care what you think or say. All I care about is getting that world title around my waist. And guess what I will and en you'll just bitch and whine that I'd dint deserve it and that others deserve it more. Sure they may deserve but they'd be an idiot to turn down this shot!

[RomanFlare]

IC: You still haven't shown or proven to me on what makes you think that you are going to win such a match if you and K-Jammin barely even had a match.

IC: Oh please--You still haven't proven that you're not a broken record stuck on "HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT!" Wait, that's not right... "HONOR, VALOR, EARN YOUR RESPECT!" There it is. Get your head out of your ass and into the real world and we'll talk. Oh, also, buy a mirror. Your hair looks like Demi Moore's bush.

[SilverGhost]

IC: I'll take the shot. I don't care what you think or say. All I care about is getting that world title around my waist. And guess what I will and en you'll just bitch and whine that I'd dint deserve it and that others deserve it more. Sure they may deserve but they'd be an idiot to turn down this shot!

IC: Well....I see I have to notch my knee up against you, whether you win or lose the "title match" that Rome will give you.


IC: Oh please--You still haven't proven that you're not a broken record stuck on "HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT!" Wait, that's not right... "HONOR, VALOR, EARN YOUR RESPECT!" There it is. Get your head out of your ass and into the real world and we'll talk. Oh, also, buy a mirror. Your hair looks like Demi Moore's bush.

IC: *evil grin* I like how you avoid my questions and insult me like some kid on the streets. I still hold respect and and honor....but who said I was the good guy?

[RomanFlare]

IC: *evil grin* I like how you avoid my questions and insult me like some kid on the streets. I still hold respect and and honor....but who said I was the good guy?

IC: Because you're like a fuckin' woman--You don't listen to people when they talk to you. You only hear what you want to hear! And you wanna know how I know? BECAUSE I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS just 5 minutes ago!

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Well....I see I have to notch my knee up against you, whether you win or lose the "title match" that Rome will give you.



IC: *evil grin* I like how you avoid my questions and insult me like some kid on the streets. I still hold respect and and honor....but who said I was the good guy?
IC: there you go with that knee, I'm going to have to bust your knee caps to shut you up for good

[SilverGhost]

IC: Because you're like a fuckin' woman--You don't listen to people when they talk to you. You only hear what you want to hear! And you wanna know how I know? BECAUSE I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS just 5 minutes ago!

IC: I wasn't convinced. You are really bad at answering pertaining to the question. Avoiding....just like you avoid challenges. Tell me....how you do you feel that you are less of a man? Less of a fighter? Just a scared man....scared of having something precious taken from him....instead of having a match like a real person would but....it is my fault for actually think you are a person or a man willing to fight.

[SilverGhost]

IC: there you go with that knee, I'm going to have to bust your knee caps to shut you up for good

IC: If you can do it though. Though since you have this arrogance because of a false promise, I will make sure that my knee won't hit your face. I would rather break one of your arms or legs. *evil grin*

[HolyJose2391]

IC: If you can do it though. Though since you have this arrogance because of a false promise, I will make sure that my knee won't hit your face. I would rather break one of your arms or legs. *evil grin*

IC: false shot? Eh whatever you at. And break my arm or leg? Did you not see what I did to my own brother? Imagi e what I'd do to someone I loathe like you!

[zapphoman]

IC: there you go with that knee, I'm going to have to bust your knee caps to shut you up for good

@Shuriken, HolyJose, and RomanFlare: IC as Zap Alderman: Nobodies getting a title shot until this situation with EWNCW is over. so how about you three focus on that!

[HolyJose2391]

@Shuriken, HolyJose, and RomanFlare: IC as Zap Alderman: Nobodies getting a title shot until this situation with EWNCW is over. so how about you three focus on that!

IC: fine I'll focus on getting the EWNCW Championship where is Gillz? I'm gonna kick his ass and take his belt

[SilverGhost]

IC: false shot? Eh whatever you at. And break my arm or leg? Did you not see what I did to my own brother? Imagi e what I'd do to someone I loathe like you!

IC: I can careless. You do not scare me. Rather....I would be happy to face you. But know that you won't beat me. Our differences in skill is rather clear.


@Shuriken, HolyJose, and RomanFlare: IC as Zap Alderman: Nobodies getting a title shot until this situation with EWNCW is over. so how about you three focus on that!

IC: Mr. Alderman, you made a premature move. If you think that I would stand idly by and see that someone's whining got him a title shot in a match that was barely even a match and some guy that doesn't want to earn his place? No I cannot.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: I can careless. You do not scare me. Rather....I would be happy to face you. But know that you won't beat me. Our difference of skill is very clear.



IC: Mr. Alderman, you made a premature move. If you think that I would stand idly by and see that someone's whining got him a title shot in a match that was barely even a match and some guy that doesn't want to earn his place? No I cannot.
IC: stop him by what? Whinnig yourself? Shuriken you talk about skill level and all this bullshit and it's starting to piss me off. You're not fucking Superman you're beatable and I will beat you and guess what? I don't care of your opinions on me nomine cares what you have to say. You complain about our bitching when you do the exact same thing!

[SilverGhost]

IC: stop him by what? Whinnig yourself? Shuriken you talk about skill level and all this bullshit and it's starting to piss me off. You're not fucking Superman you're beatable and I will beat you and guess what? I don't care of your opinions on me nomine cares what you have to say. You complain about our bitching when you do the exact same thing!

IC: No....I am not interested in winning a shot of the titles. I am more interested in stopping you two in getting shots you don't deserve.

I never complained about anything. I merely take it and learn. I am about skill level because this is a sport, not a popularity contest or to see "who bitches the most." I am beatable....but you cannot beat me. I know that for sure.

[zapphoman]

IC: Mr. Alderman, you made a premature move. If you think that I would stand idly by and see that someone's whining got him a title shot in a match that was barely even a match and some guy that doesn't want to earn his place? No I cannot.

IC: RomanFlare has a guaranteed match for all three titles. Yes, he has that...but did I say a damn thing about when it's going to happen? Roman...You have a lot of proving to do before I even think about giving you that match buddy.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: No....I am not interested in winning a shot of the titles. I am more interested in stopping you two in getting shots you don't deserve.

I never complained about anything. I merely take it and learn. I am about skill level because this is a sport, not a popularity contest or to see "who bitches the most." I am beatable....but you cannot beat me. I know that for sure.

IC: you know that for sure because you got one win? God you're so arrogant and yet you have the audacity to call me arrogant. You say "my to your face blah blah blah" "honor and respect is all I teach" no one gives a shit. This isn't Japan where we look for the fans approval. This is America where we do things and accomplish it.mif we want something we go for it and take out whoever gets in the way. So get off your high horse and realize that you're nothing but an insect that won't die. Must be all the radiation in Japan

[SilverGhost]

IC: you know that for sure because you got one win? God you're so arrogant and yet you have the audacity to call me arrogant. You say "my to your face blah blah blah" "honor and respect is all I teach" no one gives a shit. This isn't Japan where we look for the fans approval. This is America where we do things and accomplish it.mif we want something we go for it and take out whoever gets in the way. So get off your high horse and realize that you're nothing but an insect that won't die. Must be all the radiation in Japan

IC: I know I am arrogant but I know from what is right and wrong. I am not the good guy either. I'm just following my own path. I am going to take something that you hold dearly, your shot and Roman's.

Then I will make the shots null and void. I know I am arrogant but it certainly beats greed from you two undeserving wrestlers.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: I know I am arrogant but I know from what is right and wrong. I am not the good guy either. I'm just following my own path. I am going to take something that you hold dearly, your shot and Roman's.

Then I will make the shots null and void. I know I am arrogant but it certainly beats greed from you two undeserving wrestlers.

IC: but why have such a fixation on it? You came and immediately got a world title shot and you gladly took it by deceiving your opponent. I'm offered a shot I'm not an idiot to pass it down. If the so called more deserving got this opportunity they'd take it in a heartbeat but if Roman or I get it it's a travesty. Fuck you, fucknall that stand for and fuck your double standards

[SilverGhost]

IC: RomanFlare has a guaranteed match for all three titles. Yes, he has that...but did I say a damn thing about when it's going to happen? Roman...You have a lot of proving to do before I even think about giving you that match buddy.

IC: Mr. Alderman if I may....I would like to add some ideas.

Roman has that shot and Jose has a "promised" shot from Roman if he wins. I can't sit by and see this happen. So this is my idea: A triple threat "winners roulette". Here is how it goes: If Roman wins, he will have his shot against all three main champions and guarantees Jose to be the first in line to be the next challenger while I have to walk away from it. If Jose wins, he will have Roman's shot of the three main champions and Roman gets to be the first in line to be the next challenger for the titles and again I walk away from it. But if I win.....those shots are nullified. Making Roman and Jose earn their shots.

I would like your input.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Mr. Alderman if I may....I would like to add some ideas.

Roman has that shot and Jose has a "promised" shot from Roman if he wins. I can't sit by and see this happen. So this is my idea: A triple threat "winners roulette". Here is how it goes: If Roman wins, he will have his shot against all three main champions and guarantees Jose to be the first in line to be the next challenger while I have to walk away from it. If Jose wins, he will have Roman's shot of the three main champions and Roman gets to be the first in line to be the next challenger for the titles and again I walk away from it. But if I win.....those shots are nullified. Making Roman and Jose earn their shots.

I would like your input.

OOC: implying that be a fair fight for you :p lol

[zapphoman]

IC: Mr. Alderman if I may....I would like to add some ideas.

Roman has that shot and Jose has a "promised" shot from Roman if he wins. I can't sit by and see this happen. So this is my idea: A triple threat "winners roulette". Here is how it goes: If Roman wins, he will have his shot against all three main champions and guarantees Jose to be the first in line to be the next challenger while I have to walk away from it. If Jose wins, he will have Roman's shot of the three main champions and Roman gets to be the first in line to be the next challenger for the titles and again I walk away from it. But if I win.....those shots are nullified. Making Roman and Jose earn their shots.

I would like your input.

IC: Like I said...nobody in JBW is fighting each other until this situation with EWNCW is over...but maybe after...definitely something to consider.

[SilverGhost]

IC: but why have such a fixation on it? You came and immediately got a world title shot and you gladly took it by deceiving your opponent. I'm offered a shot I'm not an idiot to pass it down. If the so called more deserving got this opportunity they'd take it in a heartbeat but if Roman or I get it it's a travesty. Fuck you, fucknall that stand for and fuck your double standards

IC: Have you forgotten who I am? I told Alderman I cannot sit by and watch this travesty go about.

And as I told the rest of the world, I didn't want that championship like that but management insisted because it would shake up JBW. I only wanted to make an impact but not win the title like that. How many times must I say that?

You are a fool in believing Roman and his offer. But then.....its only fools that meet their demise by their own.

[SilverGhost]

OOC: implying that be a fair fight for you :p lol

OOC: Lol nah....Shuriken knows what he is getting himself into :) It is a good match idea.

[SilverGhost]

IC: Like I said...nobody in JBW is fighting each other until this situation with EWNCW is over...but maybe after...definitely something to consider.

IC: Please do. You have the power to do this Mr. Alderman.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Have you forgotten who I am? I told Alderman I cannot sit by and watch this travesty go about.

And as I told the rest of the world, I didn't want that championship like that but management insisted because it would shake up JBW. I only wanted to make an impact but not win the title like that. How many times must I say that?

You are a fool in believing Roman and his offer. But then.....its only fools that meet their demise by their own.
IC: there he goes again. I'm just going to start ignoring you and move up the ladder


OOC: Lol nah....Shuriken knows what he is getting himself into :) It is a good match idea.

OOC: lol it is a good match idea

[SilverGhost]

IC: there he goes again. I'm just going to start ignoring you and move up the ladder



OOC: lol it is a good match idea

IC: Hmph....that won't happen....I will keep coming until the match happens in when you earn it.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Hmph....that won't happen....I will keep coming until the match happens in when you earn it.

IC: this annoying voice keeps taking and putting me to sleep this should get checked out

OOC: good night peeps

[AreYaSerious]

IC: Yes, I am "The Freak". Ladies call me it for reason your other JBW or Just Bad Wrestling colleagues are too young and stupid to understand, and other wrestler's have called me it because I've destroyed them so badly in the ring.

IC: Ladies? Yes ladies call you "The Freak" but not because of the reason you stated. The reason is you're a creepy, and a stalker who follows them around and watches ladies undress in the locker room. The only thing you destroy is entertainment my friend, because you can't even come up with an entertaining insult. Now get out of here, and do not come back until you come up with something creative. We will see you next year!

[AreYaSerious]

Thank..



You..



Guys

:)

IC: For the record, Brick has done far worse to Mama Thunder ;)

Edit: I forgot to shout out AYS and NightWolf for their great promos!

Thanks man much appreciated, I'm just glad you like them.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Announcer: "This, is R(ob)."

*R(ob) waves.*

Announcer: "This is a gun."

*Picture of a gun.*

Announcer: "This is R(ob) WITH a gun."

*Picture of R(ob) holding a gun.*

Announcer: "This is what happens when R(ob)... *BLAM!* OH MY GOD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

THE END

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Tom finally posted the new SOT'E!! Romes and Kevin are on!! Click the link!!

[K-Jammin]

Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary...

[RomanFlare]

Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary...

Huh. A porn popup ad appeared on my mirror. Voodoo.

[RomanFlare]

Tom finally posted the new SOT'E!! Romes and Kevin are on!! Click the link!!

Posts SOTE podcast a day before the recording of the next one. Darnit, Tom.

[Kashdinero]

Posts SOTE podcast a day before the recording of the next one. Darnit, Tom.

I am totally getting a mic and jumping on this bandwagon.

[RomanFlare]

I am totally getting a mic and jumping on this bandwagon.

Oh snap. It's goin' British.

[Robareid]

Tom finally posted the new SOT'E!! Romes and Kevin are on!! Click the link!!

Just finished listening, great episode

Kevin fucking ruined it ;)

huh, huh, huh, huh

[Kashdinero]

Oh snap. It's goin' British.

Yep! Well, it's goin' English, but I won't get offended :)

Fuck Britain...

*points to the ground*

This. Is. ENGLAND!!!

But, yeah, it would be fookin' fantastic to shoot the shit with you guys about The 'E.

[RomanFlare]

Just finished listening, great episode

Kevin fucking ruined it ;)

huh, huh, huh, huh

I still uphold he sounds a BIT like Christian.

[RomanFlare]

Yep! Well, it's goin' English, but I won't get offended :)

Fuck Britain...

*points to the ground*

This. Is. ENGLAND!!!

But, yeah, it would be fookin' fantastic to shoot the shit with you guys about The 'E.

Wait, I thought Britain was the island?

[RomanFlare]

It is my destiny... to go back to the midcard.

Man that was fun xD

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Thank you all for liking SOT'E!! :)

[Kashdinero]

Wait, I thought Britain was the island?

Yeah, it was.

But my ancestors came here and raped and pillaged and renamed it. :)

[Robareid]

Yeah, it was.

But my ancestors came here and raped and pillaged and renamed it. :)

Raping and pillaging ancestors for the win!

[RomanFlare]

Raping and pillaging ancestors for the win!

Raping and pillaging ancestors for the win!
Raping and pillaging ancestors
Raping and pillaging
Raping

o.o

[HolyJose2391]

I still uphold he sounds a BIT like Christian.
Oh my God! He does sound like Christian!

[Robareid]

Oh my God! He does sound like Christian!

Really? *Goes and listens to a bit of SotE' again*

[Robareid]

Meh, I guess a little bit...

[RomanFlare]

Meh, I guess a little bit...

It's really noticable late in the podcast, but it was still cool. I mean, who knew all Canadians sound alike? I sure as hell didn't.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Just got the most BRILLIANT idea ever for JBW!!! ;) I'll be talking to Ka$h later about it. *The plotting begins.*

Also, the JBW Holiday Special is now pushing 130k.... we're on our way to 200k!!! Also, also... there's going to be something VERY special at the end of the show. I PROMISE you. One of the most special things one could ever ask for. :)

[Robareid]

It's really noticable late in the podcast, but it was still cool. I mean, who knew all Canadians sound alike? I sure as hell didn't.

Lol, I just went to listen further on to see if I could here it, and the first thing I heard him say was "When Kurt Angle debuted", and for some strange reason it made me laugh. Do all canadians say debuted like that? (It's at 54:45)

[RomanFlare]

Just got the most BRILLIANT idea ever for JBW!!! ;) I'll be talking to Ka$h later about it. *The plotting begins.*

Also, the JBW Holiday Special is now pushing 130k.... we're on our way to 200k!!! Also, also... there's going to be something VERY special at the end of the show. I PROMISE you. One of the most special things one could ever ask for. :)

You a few grand lighter in the wallet?


Do Chyna escort jokes ever get old?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

CM PUNK LISTENS TO MY PODCAST!!! He called Dolph "Mr.Ziggles" last night!!! I've been calling him that for forever on the 'casts!!! It's CM PUNK!!!

[RomanFlare]

CM PUNK LISTENS TO MY PODCAST!!! He called Dolph "Mr.Ziggles" last night!!! I've been calling him that for forever on the 'casts!!! It's CM PUNK!!!

Call him out on twitter. Quickly. Before Jericho claims it's him listening to the podcast and telling Vince all your good ideas.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

You a few grand lighter in the wallet?


Do Chyna escort jokes ever get old?


LOL!!! No, Chyna will not be a personal JBW Escort... eewww. Although, due to spoiling the hell out of my son for Santamas, I am $1,000.00 lighter in the wallet.

[Robareid]

Just got the most BRILLIANT idea ever for JBW!!! ;) I'll be talking to Ka$h later about it. *The plotting begins.*

Also, the JBW Holiday Special is now pushing 130k.... we're on our way to 200k!!! Also, also... there's going to be something VERY special at the end of the show. I PROMISE you. One of the most special things one could ever ask for. :)



130k words? Holy shit! I just spents ages getting a 7500 word ish PPV over in EWA, holy shit 130k, you must spend every hour God gives and then some

[HolyJose2391]

It's really noticable late in the podcast, but it was still cool. I mean, who knew all Canadians sound alike? I sure as hell didn't.

I noticed it the moment he spoke lol

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

130k words? Holy shit! I just spents ages getting a 7500 word ish PPV over in EWA, holy shit 130k, you must spend every hour God gives and then some

The SS was 300k dude. LOL! This "little" show turned into the biggest show I've ever done haha.

Just for reference, my Sandman promo against Tommy Thunder was 6,435 words. :)

[Robareid]

The SS was 300k dude. LOL! This "little" show turned into the biggest show I've ever done haha.

Just for reference, my Sandman promo against Tommy Thunder was 6,435 words. :)

So just one of you're promos was nearly as big as our biggest ever show :(

Where is this infamous promo, I need to see it to believe it lol

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

So just one of you're promos was nearly as big as our biggest ever show :(

Where is this infamous promo, I need to see it to believe it lol

It was 3 PM's to Ka$h... it's in the newest JBW SuperShow. Closer towards the end. It was all one thing but Ka$h separated it with the RedRuM/RedBuM segment.

[RomanFlare]

It was 3 PM's to Ka$h... it's in the newest JBW SuperShow. Closer towards the end. It was all one thing but Ka$h separated it with the RedRuM/RedBuM segment.

Any word back from CM Punk?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Any word back from CM Punk?

I don't have Twitter dude. I don't believe in it.

[RomanFlare]

I don't have Twitter dude. I don't believe in it.

What? How can you even call yourself a WWE fan!? ALICIA FOX IS TRENDING WORLD WIDE!

[Robareid]

Just measured it... Are you talking about characters? Because Word tells me it's 1,300 words, 7,000 characters with spaces (Yes, I did check. And yes, I am that sad)

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Just measured it... Are you talking about characters? Because Word tells me it's 1,300 words, 7,000 characters with spaces (Yes, I did check. And yes, I am that sad)

I guess. I know it took 3 PM's to Ka$h to send it. Probably 7,000 characters. Lemme check the Christmas Special.....


It's 15 pages on size 10 font. Verdana and it's saved now at 142K. I don't type in 12 or 14 size.

[Robareid]

142K words or characters?

I expect characters, as my whole PPV (small though it was) was 7.5K words and 45K characters

Sorry about my endless questions, I'm OCD for statistics

EDIT: Ignore me, it's definatly characters, there is no way in hell you fit 142K words onto 15 pages, if you're lucky you will get 30K tops

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

I never thought I'd see anything more beautiful than my sig....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yh6SriAjdE

[Tommy Thunder]

CM PUNK LISTENS TO MY PODCAST!!! He called Dolph "Mr.Ziggles" last night!!! I've been calling him that for forever on the 'casts!!! It's CM PUNK!!!

Didn't John Morrison bestow that nickname on Ziggler like last year when they were feuding for the IC title? I seem to remember this (skip to 3:18):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkDCzNmdoh4

[CGBigMan]

I don't have Twitter dude. I don't believe in it.

how can you not believe in something that exists
i dont think thats how it works lol

[RomanFlare]

how can you not believe in something that exists
i dont think thats how it works lol
BAZINGA!

Well, to be fair, I like to close my eyes and wish really hard that EWNCW doesn't exist. It's hard to look at all that bad promo work--it'd be a better internet if it really didn't exist.

[Tommy Thunder]

Well, to be fair, I like to close my eyes and wish really hard that EWNCW doesn't exist. It's hard to look at all that bad promo work--it'd be a better internet if it really didn't exist.

Think you forgot your 'IC' in front of that.

[RomanFlare]

Think you forgot your 'IC' in front of that.
Pretty fly for a white guy.
Think you forgot to put a "JK!" at the end of that.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Breaking tone here... I'm in a giving mood. Here's a SMALL portion of the JBW Holiday Special!! Take a look and tell me what you think! Yes, it's a TINY spoilerish but, I don't care. :) Have fun reading and expect a TON more insanity!!! :)


SANTA: “Excuse me Mr. Zbysco but, what exactly was that?”

ZBYSCO: “Not even gonna lie to you St. Dick… if I told you, you wouldn’t believe in the magic of the Holiday season… hell, you probably wouldn’t believe in much anymore to be honest.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

SANTA: “We’re back from our commercial break and Mr. Zbysco as you can see to the right of the camera is, buying drugs from a young black male. This man is a deviant and I’m assuring you right now I’ll never be coming back here. How could they put me out here with this type of person?

*As Larry stammers back to his seat he moves the wrong way and smacks Santa with his underwear covered penis. Santa gets an angry face as Prancer comes out of nowhere and butts Zbysco in the face with his antlers.*

ZBYSCO: “Who the fuck let a moose into this damn show? Huh? This… is fucking retarded! I once ate a moose’s asshole out and it tasted like butter. Salty butter. Like Land O’ Lakes… that Indian bitch is hot. The one on the package… I’m gonna go get some butter and fuck the package, to fuck her! YEAH! *He stands up and starts gyrating his hips.*

SANTA: “You truly are a remarkably disturbing creature Mr. Zbysco. I’m shamed for your family.”

ZBYSCO: “The one you should be shamed for is that damn MOOSE!”

SANTA: “It’s a REINDEER! NOT a moose! More specifically, Prancer I’ll have you know!”

ZBYSCO: “Look, tell that fucking moose to stay out of my face or I’ll personally mouth rape it next time it comes close to me. Got it?”

SANTA: *Looking on in astonishment* “GHASTLY MAN!!! Santa isn’t leaving you ANYTHING for Christmas!! *Santa crosses his arms and turns away from Zbysco while Zbysco motions that he’s fucking Santa.*

[Tommy Thunder]

Pretty fly for a white guy.
Think you forgot to put a "JK!" at the end of that.

What? No I didn't.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

how can you not believe in something that exists
i dont think thats how it works lol

I don't care if it exists or not. Capitalization on words exists but, you don't ever seem to believe in that. :p

[Robareid]

I'm dissapointed I missed out on getting involved in the holiday special, it sounds like it's going to be awesome

[RomanFlare]

What? No I didn't.

I know :) I know.

[Tommy Thunder]

I know :) I know.

Congratulations, you've just confused me. Lol!

[RomanFlare]

Congratulations, you've just confused me. Lol!

I was implying something I knew was false because what you said was also false. :)

[Robareid]

I was implying something I knew was false because what you said was also false. :)

*In my best Booker impression* What da heyul?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

*In my best Booker impression* What da heyul?

Move #502 -- ARMBAR!!

[Tommy Thunder]

I was implying something I knew was false because what you said was also false. :)

If you're going to say something, say it straight as opposed to speaking in these riddles lol!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

If you're going to say something, say it straight as opposed to speaking in these riddles lol!

Example:

False Statement #1:

"Tommy Thunder actually stands a chance against The Sandman."

Replying with a false statement to throw one off:

"Yeah, maybe The Sandman will go easy on him."


See? All of that info is dead wrong.

[Robareid]

Move #502 -- ARMBAR!!

Am I missing something? I heard you guys say that on the podcast too and was like sad face, I don't get it :)

[Tommy Thunder]

Example:

False Statement #1:

"Tommy Thunder actually stands a chance against The Sandman."

Replying with a false statement to throw one off:

"Yeah, maybe The Sandman will go easy on him."


See? All of that info is dead wrong.

Is this IC?

[RomanFlare]

Am I missing something? I heard you guys say that on the podcast too and was like sad face, I don't get it :)

I think it's a joke from the Podcast xD I don't recall the situation, but Rob said "Wat da heyul" like, 4 times during it. "Armbar" once.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Am I missing something? I heard you guys say that on the podcast too and was like sad face, I don't get it :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUcTHmZ9luY

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Is this IC?

No lol. I'd have put that in haha.

[Tommy Thunder]

No lol. I'd have put that in haha.

So you honestly believe that I don't have chance against you at this cross fed?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

See, the "Armbar" joke is something that Jericho did in the ring on Nitro I believe in 1998. Jericho stood in the ring and actually named as many as he could, through commercial breaks, the 2nd hour pyro and all lol. Fucking classic moment when WCW couldn't care less what was going on.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

So you honestly believe that I don't have chance against you at this cross fed?

Ummm... did you not see the context chum? I was using false statements to give example of one using one false statement to have another counter with another false statement. A scenario. Not reality.

[Tommy Thunder]

Ummm... did you not see the context chum? I was using false statements to give example of one using one false statement to have another counter with another false statement. A scenario. Not reality.

Whatever.
And don't call me 'chum'.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

He did the joke again when his DVD was coming out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=KVfGS227bIo

[Robareid]

See, the "Armbar" joke is something that Jericho did in the ring on Nitro I believe in 1998. Jericho stood in the ring and actually named as many as he could, through commercial breaks, the 2nd hour pyro and all lol. Fucking classic moment when WCW couldn't care less what was going on.

And it's relevance to what da heyul?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Whatever.
And don't call me 'chum'.

Waitaminute...you mad dude? Why? There was no harshness on my end at all man. And why the hate on the word "chum"... my bad man. Dunno what the deal is. You got a problem though, PM me bruv.

[RomanFlare]

RomanFlare -- The man who launched a thousand flamewars off one joke.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

And it's relevance to what da heyul?

There is no relevance. I dunno why Romes thought there was. I was simply stating "ARMBAR" because of so much confusion going around. I just added it in as a joke considering were all supposed to be wrestling fans... thought everyone knew about the Jericho joke.

[RomanFlare]

There is no relevance. I dunno why Romes thought there was. I was simply stating "ARMBAR" because of so much confusion going around. I just added it in as a joke considering were all supposed to be wrestling fans... thought everyone knew about the Jericho joke.

Both were used in the podcast and that's still fresh in my mind. Le shrug.

[Tommy Thunder]

RomanFlare -- The man who launched a thousand flamewars off one joke.

If you think for one second that you can chalk that one up on your scoreboard of flamewars, then think again.

[Robareid]

There is no relevance. I dunno why Romes thought there was. I was simply stating "ARMBAR" because of so much confusion going around. I just added it in as a joke considering were all supposed to be wrestling fans... thought everyone knew about the Jericho joke.

So it happened in 1998? I would of been a 1 year old :) Didn't watch wrestling that young ;)

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

If you think for one second that you can chalk that one up on your scoreboard of flamewars, then think again.

IMO there's no flamewar going on anywhere. A simple misunderstanding that can be worked out behind closed doors if necessary by two grown men. Romes obviously has it wrong here.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

So it happened in 1998? I would of been a 1 year old :) Didn't watch wrestling that young ;)

WOW!!!! O_O I was 14 lol! Yeah... I'm all old now haha!

[RomanFlare]

If you think for one second that you can chalk that one up on your scoreboard of flamewars, then think again.


IMO there's no flamewar going on anywhere. A simple misunderstanding that can be worked out behind closed doors if necessary by two grown men. Romes obviously has it wrong here.

Rome makes a joke --> TT has a hard time understanding this joke --> Rob tries to explain it --> TT becomes text-visually annoyed with Rob --> Rome takes credit and defuses the entire situation at the same time with his caffeine high logic.

[Robareid]

WOW!!!! O_O I was 14 lol! Yeah... I'm all old now haha!

You're double by age, that must make you feel old :)

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

You're double by age, that must make you feel old :)

Yup. But, my man Leggs is almost10 years my elder I believe! So, I'm not too old lol. Neither is he actually, he just says he is haha!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Rome makes a joke --> TT has a hard time understanding this joke --> Rob tries to explain it --> TT becomes text-visually annoyed with Rob --> Rome takes credit and defuses the entire situation at the same time with his caffeine high logic.

I want to sig this so bad!

[Tommy Thunder]

Rome makes a joke --> TT has a hard time understanding this joke --> Rob tries to explain it --> TT becomes text-visually annoyed with Rob --> Rome takes credit and defuses the entire situation at the same time with his caffeine high logic.

"Text-visually annoyed'? Right.

[K-Jammin]

Play nicely boys...

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Play nicely boys...

I am playing nice. I don't know what the hell is wrong with everyone else though. It's ridiculous.

[Tommy Thunder]

I am playing nice. I don't know what the hell is wrong with everyone else though. It's ridiculous.

In my eyes, it's RF trying to capitilize on a situation, and twist it into a flame way.
Not going to happen Flare, I'm cool with Rob, and I have no desire to clash with him.

[K-Jammin]

I am playing nice. I don't know what the hell is wrong with everyone else though. It's ridiculous.

Listened to the show by the way, I'm actually dissapointed Romes doesn't sound like a paedophile! It's just how I've always imagined you sounding Roman :(

[RomanFlare]

I'm just stating the obvious flaws of EWNCW and it's talents--outside the Beard and Yourself.
In my eyes, it's RF trying to capitilize on a situation, and twist it into a flame way.
Not going to happen Flare, I'm cool with Rob, and I have no desire to clash with him.

I'm not trying to antagonize anyone towards Roberto. Rob Van Dam is a bro.

[RomanFlare]

Listened to the show by the way, I'm actually dissapointed Romes doesn't sound like a paedophile! It's just how I've always imagined you sounding Roman :(

Well fuck you too, sir. Pedophile my ass.

[Leggo]

Yup. But, my man Leggs is almost10 years my elder I believe! So, I'm not too old lol. Neither is he actually, he just says he is haha!

Oi! I'm not that old! Am I? Lol

Yep, and feeling it this week!

[K-Jammin]

I'm not trying to antagonize anyone towards Roberto. Rob Van Dam is a bro.

Don't say Roberto, I say Roberto *slap*

[Robareid]

So nobody here has a problem, yet there is still some heat... How strange

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

FUCK!!!! I'm crying right now and shit... just found out someone I've known for 16 years just passed away.... FUCK!! I hate losing people....

[Robareid]

FUCK!!!! I'm crying right now and shit... just found out someone I've known for 16 years just passed away.... FUCK!! I hate losing people....

Oh god that's horrible news. It won't make any differenence, but you have my sympathy for your loss. I wish I could do more

[HolyJose2391]

Oi! I'm not that old! Am I? Lol

Yep, and feeling it this week!

Bruv if any of us fought and lost to a steel fence we'd be feeling it too

Edit: Rob so sorry to hear that

[THEKEVINBRAND]

FUCK!!!! I'm crying right now and shit... just found out someone I've known for 16 years just passed away.... FUCK!! I hate losing people....

JABE is with you!

[thejman93]

PM me if you need to talk R(ob).

And yeah Tommy, Romes has a very odd sense of humor; I'm sure that's all that was.

I was undecided for a while there, but due to V3 getting back together at SS3 sealed the deal...The JBW Remembered piece this month will be about V3.

[Grind_Bastard]

FUCK!!!! I'm crying right now and shit... just found out someone I've known for 16 years just passed away.... FUCK!! I hate losing people....

Sorry, bro :(

[SilverGhost]

I am mad for no reason because the internet has a way with words that piss me the fuck off and I didn't read it./kidding of course

Sorry R(ob) :(

[Robareid]

Didnt really know where to ask this, but thought Jabe would be a good a place as ever. Have any of you seen Necroyeti online recently? Its just she recently signed up for EWA and has since gone AWOL to my knowledge. Was wondering if you guys knew anything about it

[SilverGhost]

Didnt really know where to ask this, but thought Jabe would be a good a place as ever. Have any of you seen Necroyeti online recently? Its just she recently signed up for EWA and has since gone AWOL to my knowledge. Was wondering if you guys knew anything about it

Necro is a she? Damn I thought we were bros! Lol

Necro doesn't show that he/she is online but you can still message the person. Necro commented on my NJPW/NOAH Thread about a Deathmatch lol

[thejman93]

Didnt really know where to ask this, but thought Jabe would be a good a place as ever. Have any of you seen Necroyeti online recently? Its just she recently signed up for EWA and has since gone AWOL to my knowledge. Was wondering if you guys knew anything about it

Necro's a chick?

No way.

[Robareid]

Slip of the finger :) although I don't see how I did it, probably hit some random key and it auto corrected it (on iPad)

However, for all I know, could be a she, never asked lol

And I have private messaged him (or her lol) several times, but am yet to get a reply :(

[SilverGhost]

Slip of the finger :) although I don't see how I did it, probably hit some random key and it auto corrected it (on iPad)

However, for all I know, could be a she, never asked lol

And I have private messaged him (or her lol) several times, but am yet to get a reply :(

Ah...give it time. I tried to get Necro in e-fedding her but it fell off :( He would be an awesome add though xD

[Tommy Thunder]

Haven't seen Necro online for a while actually.

[Grind_Bastard]

He posted in the Cris Hero thread at 20:46...

[Leggo]

PM me if you need to talk R(ob).

And yeah Tommy, Romes has a very odd sense of humor; I'm sure that's all that was.

I was undecided for a while there, but due to V3 getting back together at SS3 sealed the deal...The JBW Remembered piece this month will be about V3.

Somebody mention V3?!! Lol

What's this then chief?

[thejman93]

Somebody mention V3?!! Lol

What's this then chief?

Last month I started doing a little retrospective thing for the mag about a moment in JBW history.

This month I'm doing it on the formation of V3.

[SilverGhost]

Haven't seen Necro online for a while actually.

He still posts but he found a way to be offline while posting.

[Grind_Bastard]

He still posts but he found a way to be offline while posting.

If you go to Edit profile>My settings>My account>General settings you can turn the "invisible mode" on, and that's probably what Necro did.

[SilverGhost]

Lol yeah xD

444 Light tubes Deathmatch y'all lol