JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

[HolyJose2391]

*HolyJose is walking off a plane and a sign that says "Willkommen in Deutchland" underneath in English it says "Welcome to Germany" He get his rental car and off to the autobahn he goes*

Ah Germany, see I like beer. I like to drink it every now and then and I hear the best beer comes from Germany and the best brewer? The Beerstein family! Yes, Markus Beerstien's family. As I'm driving to the brewery let me talk here. Markus was a dominate powerhouse in JBW. Then I came along and ended his little reign as TV Champion and outshinded him multiple times. The only time he beat me was beacuse the Five Star Attraction got involved. Then he brought in his own brother Hans to compete for the Tag Team Titles. I in turn thought hell he and I put on a great match in the singles division why not I bring in my brother and compete for those titles and hell be the first dual champion in JBW history. I did just that I expected the German Dynamo to come after us but what happened? Markus and Hans ran away with their tail between their legs to EWNCW and HWA. They couldn't handle the calibre of God's Grace nor could they handle me. Markus ran away from true competition in favor of wanting to rise to the top in EWNCW. Yes he stooped so low because of me and now he wants a match against me in this war. For what? To show the world how good I am? So I can beat the shit out of him one more time? I don't get it nor does it matter. Ah here we are the Beerstien brewry.

*HolyJose steps out and is greeted by Hans Beetstien and Mr. Beerstien (Hans and Markus' father)*

Mr Beerstien: Ah velcome to the Beerstein brewry. I am Mr. Beerstien and I make they vest veer in all of Germany come take a try.

Hans: I heard you ver comming and am here to protect mien father in case you do something stupid.

HolyJose: Woah down guys I only want some beer.

*They walk into the Brewry and see that the beer is made by hand by only a few people Mr. Beerstien goes and get's a glass to fill up with beer*

Mr. Beerstien: Ah my very vest tasting veer. here von't you try some

HolyJose: ah what the hell?

*HolyJose takes a sip and gets a look of disgust in his face*

HolyJose: What the fuck is this shit? Piss? This is the best beer in Germany? God it fucking sucks you don't deserve to be making beer!

Mr. Beerstien: Vell if you don't like it than leave!

HolyJose: Oh I'll leave

*HolyJose smashes the glass over Mr. Beerstien's head and Hans goes to attack but HolyJose grabs Hans and starts to choke him. HolyJose then throws Hans into one of the barrels of beer and then starts smashing each Barrell ruining Mr. Beerstien's life work he then picks up some beer in part of the broken glass than force feeds it down Hans and Mr. Beerstien who are no unconscience HolyJose looks in the camera*

HolyJose: Markus you want another match? I'll gladly kick your ass one more time. This is a message to you. I am willing to go to any lengths necessary to beat you. If I can do this to your own father and Brother imagine what I will do to you. You signed your death wish when you asked for one more match. It will be the last match you will ever compete in! Gute Nacht Motherfucker!

*HolyJose leaves in his car to catch his flight back to the US*

[K-Jammin]

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[RomanFlare]

LULZ

Roflmfao. Those are awesome.

[K-Jammin]

Roflmfao. Those are awesome.

:D

Does that mean it has your stamp of approval?

[Torphy]

IC: Boy I ain't gonna argue that I've had my share of bumps to the noggin. Kinda comes with the territory of this business. But see *holds up a Coors Light bottle* and my little friend here have put our share of knots on fuckers' heads. See you're the same type of holier-than-thou British trash that thought they could just walk over America in the Revolution, and then got your asses handed to ya' cause of backwoods country know-how. Believe me son I will crack your skull open like a goddamn pinata and send your ass back across the fuckin' ocean with your tail between your legs. You think you're all high and mighty cause you ain't from round here? Well sumbitch you're in my damn trailer park now so again I dare you, I even double dog dare you motherfucker, if'n you feelin' antsy we can do this damn thing. *spits dip juice at Arthur's feet and stares hard into his eyes*

IC: Oh, it thinks it can talk, how novel. You claim i'm nothing more than the typical holier-thn-thou British trash? Look again trailer rat and you'll see that there is nothing typical about me. How one of your stature and position could dare to sum me up in one mere statement is ludicrous, a pathetic fallacy, and I will enjoy beating respect into your filth encrusted face. You're out of your league, outclassed and outmatched in every way possible, five seconds inside a ring and you'll be shaking worse than an obese man with parkinsons. You want to talk about a Revolution, you're in one right now, a Wrestling Revolution led by the man who will bury his fist so deep in your face that you'll be staring at my finely groomed fingernails for a lifetime. You speak one truth however, I will concede this to you. The British were defeated at the hands of 'backwoods country know how' as you put it, but history has a way of repeating itself does it not, Vietnam anyone?

[RomanFlare]

:D

Does that mean it has your stamp of approval?

Sure, why not. I was hoping for a more Blues Brothers kind of shirt, but I'm okay with it.

[K-Jammin]

Sure, why not. I was hoping for a more Blues Brothers kind of shirt, but I'm okay with it.

Well, DX had about 4 different shirts at the same time. So the more the merrier!

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Oh, it thinks it can talk, how novel. You claim i'm nothing more than the typical holier-thn-thou British trash? Look again trailer rat and you'll see that there is nothing typical about me. How one of your stature and position could dare to sum me up in one mere statement is ludicrous, a pathetic fallacy, and I will enjoy beating respect into your filth encrusted face. You're out of your league, outclassed and outmatched in every way possible, five seconds inside a ring and you'll be shaking worse than an obese man with parkinsons. You want to talk about a Revolution, you're in one right now, a Wrestling Revolution led by the man who will bury his fist so deep in your face that you'll be staring at my finely groomed fingernails for a lifetime. You speak one truth however, I will concede this to you. The British were defeated at the hands of 'backwoods country know how' as you put it, but history has a way of repeating itself does it not, Vietnam anyone?

OOC: Vietnam never happened :p

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

1.) Romes - You used to wrong JBW logo. That's the "retro" logo now lol.

2.) WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHIRTS!?!?!?!?

3.) You need to make one for creative lol.

[BlackFalcon]

Once again, another quick plug for my new blog up on the blog section now. I even gave a little reference to our good freind (R)ob. Would love if u all read it. :D

[RomanFlare]

1.) Romes - You used to wrong JBW logo. That's the "retro" logo now lol.

2.) WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHIRTS!?!?!?!?

3.) You need to make one for creative lol.

Send me the new logo and I'll use that one. Though, I like how the Retro Logo looks on that shirt.

[K-Jammin]

1.) Romes - You used to wrong JBW logo. That's the "retro" logo now lol.

2.) WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHIRTS!?!?!?!?

3.) You need to make one for creative lol.

Stay tuned, im in the middle of making the Sandman one.

[SilverGhost]

I would like to see a Shuriken shirt! :)

[Broc]

hmm, shirts sound pretty awesome, Sully and Broc..... I mean, Broc and Sully could use their own shirts as well

[BlackFalcon]

Now debuting the brand new Connor Chaos T-Shirt:

https://www.uberprints.com/images/design/image.asp?id=2503308&v=1.6&type=preview&loc=1&ts=1:19:58%20PM
https://www.uberprints.com/images/design/image.asp?id=2503308&v=1.6&type=preview&loc=2&ts=1:22:54%20PM

[K-Jammin]

Obviously Sandman wouldn't be wearing this Rob, but his fans would be!

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wsmq/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wsmq/back.jpg

[thejman93]

OOC: I want a shirt!

IC: We see Jman walk into the same hotel room Shuriken beat up McCoy in earlier. Jman heads to the bathroom, finds McCoy still knocked out in the tub, and calmly begins to speak

Jman: McCoy, earlier I heard you question my loyalty to Serra and JBW.

Don't ever do that again.

Shuri' is a friend and JBW is my home.


With that, Jman grabs McCoy's head and slams it against the tile wall of the bathroom. We see fresh blood begin to rush from McCoy's head as the scene fades away.

[SilverGhost]

Only a few people know about the detailed story of Shuriken and McCoy....:(

[68wPayne]

Yo, I wanna see what y'all got in mind for a Lenny Ray Beauregard shirt. I actually made one on WWE 12 I just have no f-ing clue how to go about uploading it.

[AreYaSerious]

Now available at JBWShop.com

Andy Amazing Shirts.

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/vkr0-000m-wt2j/front.jpg

Yeah I didn't like Air Amazing.. So I changed it.

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/vkr0-000m-wsz5/back.jpg

[SilverGhost]

Yo, I wanna see what y'all got in mind for a Lenny Ray Beauregard shirt. I actually made one on WWE 12 I just have no f-ing clue how to go about uploading it.

Take a good clear picture with your phone or something and then upload it on Photobucket or something like that. When you upload it, you will have the link of the pic and you can post it.

[K-Jammin]

Yo, I wanna see what y'all got in mind for a Lenny Ray Beauregard shirt. I actually made one on WWE 12 I just have no f-ing clue how to go about uploading it.

Something like this ;)

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wt1c/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wt1c/back.jpg

[SilverGhost]

I want MY LRB SHIRT! lol

[AreYaSerious]

Something like this ;)

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wt1c/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wt1c/back.jpg

That is badass

[BlackFalcon]

I would like to see a Shuriken shirt! :)

Here ya go pal :) Hope ya like it:

https://www.uberprints.com/images/design/image.asp?id=2503408&v=1.6&type=preview&loc=1&ts=2:21:55%20PM

[SilverGhost]

I can't see it :(

[RomanFlare]

Once again the RomanOne has sparked a folly of copycats. What's next? LBR demanding three title shots? Pfft.

[AreYaSerious]

Once again the RomanOne has sparked a folly of copycats. What's next? LBR demanding three title shots? Pfft.

IC: I demand three title shots!

[K-Jammin]

Once again the RomanOne has sparked a folly of copycats. What's next? LBR demanding three title shots? Pfft.

Choke on my nuts you slut, I ain't copied no one fool! However, asking for 3 title shots is not a bad idea...

[thejman93]

Once again the RomanOne has sparked a folly of copycats. What's next? LBR demanding three title shots? Pfft.

IC: Yeah, I was meaning to talk to you about that...

Anytime. Anywhere.

[SilverGhost]

LRB having a shot for all three titles>RomanFlare with his shot

[BlackFalcon]

I can't see it :(

Did ya try refreshing the page? here's a link to site just in case

https://www.uberprints.com/account/tools/viewdesign.asp?design=Shuriken

[RomanFlare]

IC: Yeah, I was meaning to talk to you about that...

Anytime. Anywhere.

IC: Well, first me and K-Jammin gotta go whore shopping and then we have a funraiser for "Breast Implants for Flat Chested College Girls" but after that--TRIPLE THREAT!

[RomanFlare]

Did ya try refreshing the page? here's a link to site just in case

https://www.uberprints.com/account/tools/viewdesign.asp?design=Shuriken

You gotta share email it to yourself first. That's from your account window--we can't see those :/

[K-Jammin]

IC: Well, first me and K-Jammin gotta go whore shopping and then we have a funraiser for "Breast Implants for Flat Chested College Girls" but after that--TRIPLE THREAT!

IC: I figured we could go to "Thai slut's R' Us" today, Bill Clinton said it's better than Disney Land.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: I'm demanding a shot for all three TV titles!

[thejman93]

You gotta share email it to yourself first. That's from your account window--we can't see those :/

IC: You and K-Jamm ar going shopping together?

You gonna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?

[RomanFlare]

IC: I figured we could go to "Thai slut's R' Us" today, Bill Clinton said it's better than Disney Land.

IC: You know I don't like Thai. To be honest I'm not really a fan of anything Asian. No offense to Asians--just not my taste.

[BlackFalcon]

You gotta share email it to yourself first. That's from your account window--we can't see those :/

Fair nuff, so what do i just email the picture to myself or what I'm not too sure

[K-Jammin]

IC: You and K-Jamm ar going shopping together?

You gonna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?

IC: Whore shopping*, don't try and be entertaining and funny jman, it really doesn't suit you.

[K-Jammin]

IC: You know I don't like Thai. To be honest I'm not really a fan of anything Asian. No offense to Asians--just not my taste.

IC: Fuck, okay well wanna pop down to the local sex addiction rehab and see what chicks are there?

[Broc]

IC: I'm demanding a shot for all three TV titles!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc-Xeb7HH0Y

[thejman93]

IC: Whore shopping*, don't try and be entertaining and funny jman, it really doesn't suit you.

IC: That's the thing though dude, I don't even have to try to mock you two; the material writes itself.

[RomanFlare]

Fair nuff, so what do i just email the picture to myself or what I'm not too sure

On the image design, in the corner, there's a link to "share" the design. Just email it to yourself and use the link in the email--it's public.

[RomanFlare]

IC: Fuck, okay well wanna pop down to the local sex addiction rehab and see what chicks are there?

IC: Sure, but let's go the one on the other side of town. Half my exes are in the close one because of me.

[K-Jammin]

IC: Sure, but let's go the one on the other side of town. Half my exes are in the close one because of me.

IC: Not to mention 60% of the females in jman's family. Can we wear our new K-Flare shirts?

[RomanFlare]

IC: Not to mention 60% of the females in jman's family. Can we wear our new K-Flare shirts?

IC: I already am.

[K-Jammin]

IC: I already am.

IC: Speaking of shirts, have you seen how boring jman's shirts are?

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtm3/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtm3/back.jpg

[BlackFalcon]

Okay i got a problem, I emailed the pics to myself but the pictures don't show. it just shows the stupid picture symbol. I'm actually rally pissed off now. :mad:

[Broc]

IC: Speaking of shirts, have you seen how boring jman's shirts are?

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtm3/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtm3/back.jpg

I will definitely be ordering this

except, someone needs to have their shirt with your sig in it

[RomanFlare]

Okay i got a problem, I emailed the pics to myself but the pictures don't show. it just shows the stupid picture symbol. I'm actually rally pissed off now. :mad:

I'm baffled, then.

[HolyJose2391]

Someone make one for HolyJose and no joke one either lol

[BlackFalcon]

I'm baffled, then.

maybe if I sent them to you, you might be able to access them

EDIT: WOOOOOOOOOO 300TH POST FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[K-Jammin]

Jose, nearly done finishing yours.

[K-Jammin]

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[HolyJose2391]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc-Xeb7HH0Y

IC: you're just mad that I kicked your ass and you got regulated to Showdown

[HolyJose2391]

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtsy/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtsy/back.jpg

Thats badass I'd buy it

[Broc]

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtsy/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-wtsy/back.jpg

is mine next :)


IC: you're just mad that I kicked your ass and you got regulated to Showdown

IC: just wait Jose, come Christmas eve, I'm giving you the biggest beating you will ever receive in your life, you better hope to GOD that you and I don't end up in the ring at the same time in that tag team match

[HolyJose2391]

is mine next :)



IC: just wait Jose, come Christmas eve, I'm giving you the biggest beating you will ever receive in your life, you better hope to GOD that you and I don't end up in the ring at the same time in that tag team match

IC: who is your team? Oh right you, Dave "the fan" Sullivan and Kayden James? Fucking showdown team while I have the greatness of The Prophecy, The cream of crap of Showdown Shinning Light and Gods favorite son ME! You stand no chance Broc

[Broc]

IC: who is your team? Oh right you, Dave "the fan" Sullivan and Kayden James? Fucking showdown team while I have the greatness of The Prophecy, The cream of crap of Showdown Shinning Light and Gods favorite son ME! You stand no chance Broc

IC: I'll admit this to you right now, you're right, Kayden James is complete shit, but me and Sully will be able to overcome that, you see Sully and I may seem like we hate each other, but really I do know that Sully is the 2nd best wrestler on all of Showdown.

and also, you still call him "the fan" after this long? get over it amigo, he beat you and Mark Dimensions, so stop being a sore loser, and just get over it

and as far as your team goes, Shining Light is the same thing as Kayden James is, complete shit shit! they're both terrible, the prophecy is nothing, he's been here since day 1 but yet, he's barely accomplished anything.

so good luck with that team, and see you Christmas eve

[HolyJose2391]

IC: I'll admit this to you right now, you're right, Kayden James is complete shit, but me and Sully will be able to overcome that, you see Sully and I may seem like we hate each other, but really I do know that Sully is the 2nd best wrestler on all of Showdown.

and also, you still call him "the fan" after this long? get over it amigo, he beat you and Mark Dimensions, so stop being a sore loser, and just get over it

and as far as your team goes, Shining Light is the same thing as Kayden James is, complete shit shit! they're both terrible, the prophecy is nothing, he's been here since day 1 but yet, he's barely accomplished anything.

so good luck with that team, and see you Christmas eve

IC: I never wrestled Mark Dimensions and Sullivan that's just what Azrael always called him. And being second best of showdown is like being the best at High School baseball. Absolutely nothing Prophecy has done more than you can ever dream of and if you're so better than him why is Shinning Light your champion? Face it my team are better than you will ever be

[Broc]

IC: I never wrestled Mark Dimensions and Sullivan that's just what Azrael always called him. And being second best of showdown is like being the best at High School baseball. Absolutely nothing Prophecy has done more than you can ever dream of and if you're so better than him why is Shinning Light your champion? Face it my team are better than you will ever be

OOC: I always make that mistake!!!

IC: the Showdown brand is only on the map because Sully and I are over there, I mean the fact of the matter is, we're not just the best team on Showdown, we're the best tag team in wrestling today, no pair in JBW, EWNCW, HWA, AWF, or BWA, can compare to me and Sully, and also, I'm not just the best wrestler on showdown, I'm the best wrestler on JBW, there is no one in this whole industry who can compare to me, I can't speak for Sully, but he would be somewhere in the top 10 on this list, and you jose, you're not even in this list, your title reign was nothing, and if I stayed on WarFare any longer you wouldn't have kept that title any longer

[HolyJose2391]

OOC: I always make that mistake!!!

IC: the Showdown brand is only on the map because Sully and I are over there, I mean the fact of the matter is, we're not just the best team on Showdown, we're the best tag team in wrestling today, no pair in JBW, EWNCW, HWA, AWF, or BWA, can compare to me and Sully, and also, I'm not just the best wrestler on showdown, I'm the best wrestler on JBW, there is no one in this whole industry who can compare to me, I can't speak for Sully, but he would be somewhere in the top 10 on this list, and you jose, you're not even in this list, your title reign was nothing, and if I stayed on WarFare any longer you wouldn't have kept that title any longer

OOC: Yea you do :p

IC: Broc as I recall I beat you so bad at Horrcore Icons you ran to Showdown. So let me know when you dominate the brand by yourself other wise come Christmas Eve we will easily beat you

[68wPayne]

Love the Lenny Ray shirt, I'll try to take pics off my WWE 12 game tonight just for shits and giggles. I just didn't know if there was some way to send it to the internet via X Box Live or something. Is there any way we can start like a JBW League on WWE 12? I am still pretty X-Box illiterate, I can't even connect it to my own network at home, I am using a neighbors lol.

IC: Look, Lenny Ray ain't a greedy man, I'll gladly settle for one shot one'a'dem pretty little belt buckles.

[Broc]

OOC: Yea you do :p

IC: Broc as I recall I beat you so bad at Horrcore Icons you ran to Showdown. So let me know when you dominate the brand by yourself other wise come Christmas Eve we will easily beat you

IC: I didn't run away to showdown, I was forced there because they wanted someone like myself to dominate the entire brand, and keep it entertaining, and it seems like I'm succeeding in this, so be ready Christmas Eve, it will be the end of HolyJose

[AreYaSerious]

IC: I'll admit this to you right now, you're right, Kayden James is complete shit, but me and Sully will be able to overcome that, you see Sully and I may seem like we hate each other, but really I do know that Sully is the 2nd best wrestler on all of Showdown.

and also, you still call him "the fan" after this long? get over it amigo, he beat you and Mark Dimensions, so stop being a sore loser, and just get over it

and as far as your team goes, Shining Light is the same thing as Kayden James is, complete shit shit! they're both terrible, the prophecy is nothing, he's been here since day 1 but yet, he's barely accomplished anything.

so good luck with that team, and see you Christmas eve

OOC: When I seen that I was like who is he in character as Felix or Broc

[Broc]

OOC: When I seen that I was like who is he in character as Felix or Broc

lol, makes sense, but it was more like saying that because of HJ's heritage

[AreYaSerious]

Love the Lenny Ray shirt, I'll try to take pics off my WWE 12 game tonight just for shits and giggles. I just didn't know if there was some way to send it to the internet via X Box Live or something. Is there any way we can start like a JBW League on WWE 12? I am still pretty X-Box illiterate, I can't even connect it to my own network at home, I am using a neighbors lol.

IC: Look, Lenny Ray ain't a greedy man, I'll gladly settle for one shot one'a'dem pretty little belt buckles.


IC: Well I'm going to focus on one at a time. I'm not greedy either. My main focus is the Superfly Championship!

[Broc]

IC: Well I'm going to focus on one at a time. I'm not greedy either. My main focus is the Superfly Championship!

IC As Felix Guerrero: well you failin den holmes

[AreYaSerious]

IC As Felix Guerrero: well you failin den holmes

IC: Who is going to stop me? You?

*tries to hold back laugh, but fails and is starting to roll on the floor laughing*

[Broc]

IC: Who is going to stop me? You?

*tries to hold back laugh, but fails and is starting to roll on the floor laughing*

IC as Felix Guerrero: I already have stopped you holmes, don't you remember the 5 way match that I WON, not you? yeah that's right, because I will be the SuperFly champion just as soon as that punk ass Avidico steps in the ring with me, and you on the other hand, won't ever even get a chance to win that title

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Felix Guerrero: I already have stopped you holmes, don't you remember the 5 way match that I WON, not you? yeah that's right, because I will be the SuperFly champion just as soon as that punk ass Avidico steps in the ring with me, and you on the other hand, won't ever even get a chance to win that title

Funnily enough you're feuding with Avidico for TWO titles....pretty funny

[Broc]

Funnily enough you're feuding with Avidico for TWO titles....pretty funny

well technically Felix is feuding with him, and then Broc is feuding with him, and also it's hard to have a feud, when the show it is on refuses to get posted :)

[HolyJose2391]

well technically Felix is feuding with him, and then Broc is feuding with him, and also it's hard to have a feud, when the show it is on refuses to get posted :)

fuck you! <3

lol I'm working on it now should be up in an hour or so

[Broc]

fuck you! <3

lol I'm working on it now should be up in an hour or so

I'm not going to believe you until I actually see that the entire show has been posted :)

[AreYaSerious]

IC as Felix Guerrero: I already have stopped you holmes, don't you remember the 5 way match that I WON, not you? yeah that's right, because I will be the SuperFly champion just as soon as that punk ass Avidico steps in the ring with me, and you on the other hand, won't ever even get a chance to win that title

IC: It took you and 4 other people to stop me. I know I can beat you. In fact I can beat in less then five minutes.

[HolyJose2391]

I'm not going to believe you until I actually see that the entire show has been posted :)

fair enough

[Broc]

IC: It took you and 4 other people to stop me. I know I can beat you. In fact I can beat in less then five minutes.

IC as Felix Guerrero: whoa!!! what you do in your private time is none of my business.

but really, the fact that I had the ability to win a match like that with 4 other competitors (whether they sucked ass in the ring or not) proves how unstoppable I really am, so get used to watching me compete in matches from your locker room, because that's all your going to be doing in your time here in JBW

[Tommy Thunder]

OOC: I always make that mistake!!!

IC: the Showdown brand is only on the map because Sully and I are over there, I mean the fact of the matter is, we're not just the best team on Showdown, we're the best tag team in wrestling today, no pair in JBW, EWNCW, HWA, AWF, or BWA, can compare to me and Sully, and also, I'm not just the best wrestler on showdown, I'm the best wrestler on JBW, there is no one in this whole industry who can compare to me, I can't speak for Sully, but he would be somewhere in the top 10 on this list, and you jose, you're not even in this list, your title reign was nothing, and if I stayed on WarFare any longer you wouldn't have kept that title any longer

IC: Wait, did you REALLY just say that?
Wait a second, I just need to go to have a moment.
*goes around corner and starts laughing so hard there's actually tears running. After a good 5 minutes of laughing he coms back round the corner*
Ok. Sorry, just a phone call I had to deal with. so what were you saying?

[68wPayne]

IC: Dammit y'all are losin' sight of the bigger damn picture here and that is that Lenny Ray deserves a damn title shot. I have been here whoopin' ass on a regular damn basis and ain't even got a damn shot to get a damn shot. The time has come for there to be a new southern heavyweight champion *pauses and thinks to himself* I like the sound of that right there. So dammit folks, it's time for Jay Bee Dubya to let Ol' Lenny Ray drive the Redneck Express right through the damn glass ceiling. And if management ain't gonna do somethin' bout it, I may have to take matters into my own damn hands. If'n they think that this lil' Invasion is big news, wait till The Redneck Wreckin' Machine takes over.

[Broc]

IC: Wait, did you REALLY just say that?
Wait a second, I just need to go to have a moment.
*goes around corner and starts laughing so hard there's actually tears running. After a good 5 minutes of laughing he coms back round the corner*
Ok. Sorry, just a phone call I had to deal with. so what were you saying?

IC: well look at that, it is good old Thomas Lightning, so really what is so funny about this? I mean me saying that I would be the best wrestler on JBW, is saying something, however, if you said that you were the best wrestler on EWNCW, that wouldn't mean shit.

[AreYaSerious]

IC as Felix Guerrero: whoa!!! what you do in your private time is none of my business.

but really, the fact that I had the ability to win a match like that with 4 other competitors (whether they sucked ass in the ring or not) proves how unstoppable I really am, so get used to watching me compete in matches from your locker room, because that's all your going to be doing in your time here in JBW

IC: I'll tell you what, If you do beat Avidico for the championship. Watch your back because I'll be coming for that title sooner then everyone thinks.

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: well look at that, it is good old Thomas Lightning, so really what is so funny about this? I mean me saying that I would be the best wrestler on JBW, is saying something, however, if you said that you were the best wrestler on EWNCW, that wouldn't mean shit.

IC: Well then good job I didn't say that!
Claiming to be the best wrestler in JBW is indeed one thing, but the best wrestler in e-fedding? I always knew you were a comedian at heart! Hey, maybe I'll book you as the entertainment for the EWNCW celebration party after we win this cross fed war!

[Broc]

IC: I'll tell you what, If you do beat Avidico for the championship. Watch your back because I'll be coming for that title sooner then everyone thinks.

IC as Felix Guerrero: well that's the only way you could even come close to beating me


IC: Well then good job I didn't say that!
Claiming to be the best wrestler in JBW is indeed one thing, but the best wrestler in e-fedding? I always knew you were a comedian at heart! Hey, maybe I'll book you as the entertainment for the EWNCW celebration party after we win this cross fed war!

IC as Broc: I know you didn't say that, I;m just saying if you did, you wouldn't really be saying much.

but really? comedy? I am all business Tom, I always have been and I always will be, I know deep down that no one in this whole company, or in EWNCW, can beat me in a fair match, it just seems as if everyone over in EWNCW is too scared of me to even challenge me, so I'll give you credit for at least having the balls to respond to what I'm saying, unlike a lot of the pussies that are all over EWNCW

[Tommy Thunder]

IC as Broc: I know you didn't say that, I;m just saying if you did, you wouldn't really be saying much.

but really? comedy? I am all business Tom, I always have been and I always will be, I know deep down that no one in this whole company, or in EWNCW, can beat me in a fair match, it just seems as if everyone over in EWNCW is too scared of me to even challenge me, so I'll give you credit for at least having the balls to respond to what I'm saying, unlike a lot of the pussies that are all over EWNCW

IC: Oh, you're just saying if I did, well I didn't. Keep digging your hole there buddy.

All business? You kidding me? You're a joke! You couldn't wrestle your way out of a paper bag! You want to put your money where your mouth is? Let's see if you have the balls to even get one of your feet in the same ring s me. I'd love to teach you a lesson and bring you crashing back down to earth from your little fantasy trip on cloud 9, where you think you're the best wrestler in the e-fedding world.
And has it occurred to you that nobody knows who you are? hence why nobody from EWNCW has challenged you? I mean, I wouldn't usually waste my time with a jobber from the bad guys 3rd brand, but since you seem to think you're the best wrestler in the world, I'm going to relish bringing you and your ego down a few pegs. You need to learn some respect, and you're going to get it first hand beaten into you by me.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Oh, you're just saying if I did, well I didn't. Keep digging your hole there buddy.

All business? You kidding me? You're a joke! You couldn't wrestle your way out of a paper bag! You want to put your money where your mouth is? Let's see if you have the balls to even get one of your feet in the same ring s me. I'd love to teach you a lesson and bring you crashing back down to earth from your little fantasy trip on cloud 9, where you think you're the best wrestler in the e-fedding world.
And has it occurred to you that nobody knows who you are? hence why nobody from EWNCW has challenged you? I mean, I wouldn't usually waste my time with a jobber from the bad guys 3rd brand, but since you seem to think you're the best wrestler in the world, I'm going to relish bringing you and your ego down a few pegs. You need to learn some respect, and you're going to get it first hand beaten into you by me.

IC: God you use so many cliches that make your promos so boring. "You can't wrestle your way out of a paper bag" and there were others I've noticed. Come up with your own material and stop using fucking cliches because they're fucking annoying.

[Broc]

IC: Oh, you're just saying if I did, well I didn't. Keep digging your hole there buddy.

All business? You kidding me? You're a joke! You couldn't wrestle your way out of a paper bag! You want to put your money where your mouth is? Let's see if you have the balls to even get one of your feet in the same ring s me. I'd love to teach you a lesson and bring you crashing back down to earth from your little fantasy trip on cloud 9, where you think you're the best wrestler in the e-fedding world.
And has it occurred to you that nobody knows who you are? hence why nobody from EWNCW has challenged you? I mean, I wouldn't usually waste my time with a jobber from the bad guys 3rd brand, but since you seem to think you're the best wrestler in the world, I'm going to relish bringing you and your ego down a few pegs. You need to learn some respect, and you're going to get it first hand beaten into you by me.

IC: joke? just by saying that Tommy, you are the comedian, you have to understand, the whole reason I was sent to Showdown, was to give people a reason to tune into it every week, and really I hope we can meet in the ring, I would love to put on display to you why I call myself the best wrestler on JBW, so please, let us step in the ring together, and just watch what happens. And I guarantee you everyone in that EWNCW locker room know who I am, they all know, and fear me, which would be the exact reason no one would want to challenge me.

[SilverGhost]

IC: *A hooded Shuriken appears*

Mr. Beauregard.....you are worthy to be a champion here. You have deserve your shot.

[Kashdinero]

Apparenty JBW is losing two nil.

Arrrrggghhh, mediocrity is overcoming us!!

Lolz.

[Broc]

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[SilverGhost]

Apparenty JBW is losing two nil.

Arrrrggghhh, mediocrity is overcoming us!!

Lolz.

JBW is losing!? :0

[Kashdinero]

IC: *A hooded Shuriken appears*

Mr. Beauregard.....you are worthy to be a champion here. You have deserve your shot.

IC as Ma$$: Yeah, he'd make a great Dip 'n' Spit champion, but the day that grimy looking sweathog can claim to be a champ is the day we let SilverCena come crawling back!

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: God you use so many cliches that make your promos so boring. "You can't wrestle your way out of a paper bag" and there were others I've noticed. Come up with your own material and stop using fucking cliches because they're fucking annoying.

IC: Ohhhhh am I annoying you? Oh I'm sorry! Please allow me to continue annoying you and boring you.
And as much as you wish I was boring, at least I don't have to decorate my promos with swear words to make them look better than they really are. A cheap tactic that far too many guys here use. If you can't fill up your promo with worthwhile content, then just don't bother to begin with, as opposed to looking like retarded hooligans, rambling incoherently without direction.


IC: joke? just by saying that Tommy, you are the comedian, you have to understand, the whole reason I was sent to Showdown, was to give people a reason to tune into it every week, and really I hope we can meet in the ring, I would love to put on display to you why I call myself the best wrestler on JBW, so please, let us step in the ring together, and just watch what happens. And I guarantee you everyone in that EWNCW locker room know who I am, they all know, and fear me, which would be the exact reason no one would want to challenge me.

IC: You really think that's why you were sent to Showdown? That might be the reason you were given, but truth is, the real reason was because you suck. You simply weren't good enough for the major leagues. You weren't good enough on the mic, a fact that still remains to this day, and you couldn't cut it in the ring.
I can't wait to give you a lesson in respect, and real wrestling. then we'll see if you still think you're 'the best in JBW' as you claim.

[Broc]

IC: Ohhhhh am I annoying you? Oh I'm sorry! Please allow me to continue annoying you and boring you.
And as much as you wish I was boring, at least I don't have to decorate my promos with swear words to make them look better than they really are. A cheap tactic that far too many guys here use. If you can't fill up your promo with worthwhile content, then just don't bother to begin with, as opposed to looking like retarded hooligans, rambling incoherently without direction.



IC: You really think that's why you were sent to Showdown? That might be the reason you were given, but truth is, the real reason was because you suck. You simply weren't good enough for the major leagues. You weren't good enough on the mic, a fact that still remains to this day, and you couldn't cut it in the ring.
I can't wait to give you a lesson in respect, and real wrestling. then we'll see if you still think you're 'the best in JBW' as you claim.

IC: "real wrestling".... it's funny that someone like you would say something like that, you are someone who has made a career by doing nothing but talk, sure, you can get your shit done on the mike, but that's really all Tommy Thunder has ever been known as, when someone thinks of the name "Tommy Thunder" do you think the term "real wrestler" is going to be the first thing that pops into their head? no the first thing that we all think of when we hear the name Tommy Thunder is, "oh he's that guy who does good promos" which is all people will ever think of you Tommy, you will always just be that guy who always had a microphone in his hand, but as far as being a "real wrestler" goes, you still have a long way to go my friend

[AreYaSerious]

IC as Felix Guerrero: well that's the only way you could even come close to beating me

IC: I can beat you any time, any place.

[Broc]

IC: I can beat you any time, any place.

IC as Felix Guerrero: if that's the case, why didn't you beat me when you had the chance?

[AreYaSerious]

IC as Felix Guerrero: if that's the case, why didn't you beat me when you had the chance?

IC: Want to play Russian Roulette? I mean if you think your victory was more then a fluke, let's get 4 other people. Whoever gets shot wins. I mean the same odds as our match at Expect the Unexpected. All I need is a revolver, and a bullet, and four other people.

[Broc]

IC: Want to play Russian Roulette? I mean if you think your victory was more then a fluke, let's get 4 other people. Whoever gets shot wins. I mean the same odds as our match at Expect the Unexpected. All I need is a revolver, and a bullet, and four other people.

IC: well still, your words were, "I can beat you, any time anywhere" well the time was at ETU, and the place was in that ring, and you did not beat me

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: "real wrestling".... it's funny that someone like you would say something like that, you are someone who has made a career by doing nothing but talk, sure, you can get your shit done on the mike, but that's really all Tommy Thunder has ever been known as, when someone thinks of the name "Tommy Thunder" do you think the term "real wrestler" is going to be the first thing that pops into their head? no the first thing that we all think of when we hear the name Tommy Thunder is, "oh he's that guy who does good promos" which is all people will ever think of you Tommy, you will always just be that guy who always had a microphone in his hand, but as far as being a "real wrestler" goes, you still have a long way to go my friend

IC: Who are you to make judgmental calls like that? A guy who's not accomplished anything in his career! I've won more titles than you've had hot dinners. Why? Because I can back up my talking in the ring. I'm the best all rounder here! Hands down! I have it all.
I have titles to back up my claims. What do you have? A collection of collectors mugs and t-shirts bought from the reduced stall after the shows are over.
Jeez, gimme a break.

[AreYaSerious]

IC: well still, your words were, "I can beat you, any time anywhere" well the time was at ETU, and the place was in that ring, and you did not beat me

IC: Yeah you won a match with 5 other people. If you didn't notice I was beating the hell out of Artemis Eclipse on the outside the ring when you got the victory. You never will beat me uno on uno amigo.

[Broc]

IC: Who are you to make judgmental calls like that? A guy who's not accomplished anything in his career! I've won more titles than you've had hot dinners. Why? Because I can back up my talking in the ring. I'm the best all rounder here! Hands down! I have it all.
I have titles to back up my claims. What do you have? A collection of collectors mugs and t-shirts bought from the reduced stall after the shows are over.
Jeez, gimme a break.

IC: well Tommy, you can easily cover up bad in ring skills by doing good promos, plenty of people have done that, you should take the compliment I'm giving you and go on.

but lets look at the difference here, how long have you been around in the wrestling business compared to me? that will answer your question of comparing our accomplishments, because if I had been here as long as you have, I would be levels ahead of you, as I already am right now, you can take me as a joke all you want, but until you step in the ring and back it up, it won't mean anything

[Broc]

IC: Yeah you won a match with 5 other people. If you didn't notice I was beating the hell out of Artemis Eclipse on the outside the ring when you got the victory. You never will beat me uno on uno amigo.

IC: oh I see what you're saying now, the reason you lost wasn't because of your abilities, it was because you were to stupid to break up a pin, it all makes perfect sense now!!

[HolyJose2391]

AFTER ONE MONTH! Finally Drum & Bass make an AWF appearance! also tune in Saturday where I post a promoless show to hype up HWA vs. AWF

[Broc]

AFTER ONE MONTH! Finally Drum & Bass make an AWF appearance! also tune in Saturday where I post a promoless show to hype up HWA vs. AWF

I may want to do the something similar at some point PM me some details :)

[HolyJose2391]

I may want to do the something similar at some point PM me some details :)

oh we'll do something ;) off to work on that second show.

[SilverGhost]

Oh phooey! Billy McCoy or rather eboy didn't want that beatdown. YOU AREN'T PLAYING FAIR!

[AreYaSerious]

IC: oh I see what you're saying now, the reason you lost wasn't because of your abilities, it was because you were to stupid to break up a pin, it all makes perfect sense now!!

IC: Yeah, being half way up the ramp. You know I can't teleport, or jump as high as a fence jumper like yourself.

[HolyJose2391]

Oh phooey! Billy McCoy or rather eboy didn't want that beatdown. YOU AREN'T PLAYING FAIR!

yea that really wasn't fair play

[SilverGhost]

Give Shuri' credit for the beatdown on Billy McCoy!

[68wPayne]

IC: Ma$$ I already am the regionl dip spit champ so that ain't nothin' new son. What I'm talkin' bout is one a them there shiny ass belt buckels that several of these pieces of garbage are runnin' round with. Since I been here I seent people get title shots and others not weither they deserve them or not. I guess since Ol' Lenny Ray ain't sucked none of managements dicks I ain't worthy enough for a shot. I guess I don't want one bad enough to start whorin' myself out to the suits in the back so I guess I'm just stuck like chuck in this shit.

[RomanFlare]

IC: Ma$$ I already am the regionl dip spit champ so that ain't nothin' new son. What I'm talkin' bout is one a them there shiny ass belt buckels that several of these pieces of garbage are runnin' round with. Since I been here I seent people get title shots and others not weither they deserve them or not. I guess since Ol' Lenny Ray ain't sucked none of managements dicks I ain't worthy enough for a shot. I guess I don't want one bad enough to start whorin' myself out to the suits in the back so I guess I'm just stuck like chuck in this shit.

IC: 'Dats right. You see, real men dip Bear Bryant's Dippable Lip Cancer. See, it says right here on the can. "Alabama Football Sucks"! Wait, that can't be right. I mean, yeah, 'Bama football is the epitome of crap, but that shouldn't be said on Bear Bryant's Dippable Lip Cancer.

[68wPayne]

IC: 'Dats right. You see, real men dip Bear Bryant's Dippable Lip Cancer. See, it says right here on the can. "Alabama Football Sucks"! Wait, that can't be right. I mean, yeah, 'Bama football is the epitome of crap, but that shouldn't be said on Bear Bryant's Dippable Lip Cancer.

IC: *spits in a gatorade bottle* you think you're real funny there boy. Though I will agree with you about Alabama, I'm a Rebel fan myself and don't you say a goddamn word about that goddamn black bear or I will whoop that ass so bad they'll start callin' me Chris Brown

[zapphoman]

I've been going down memory lane gents. My cousin gave me one of my old cd cases and it has some of my favorite games in it. Psychic Force, King of Fighters 95, Pocket Fighter, Battle Arena Toshinden. Just got done going through a series with Super Smash Bros. Melee! Fun Stuff!

[Torphy]

So which one of you guys had Tommy banned? :P

[HolyJose2391]

So which one of you guys had Tommy banned? :P

Alright alright it was me. I mean that's what he gets for sticking up to an Nsync fangirl lol

[Torphy]

Alright alright it was me. I mean that's what he gets for sticking up to an Nsync fangirl lol

He did WHAT!? Oh Tommy, how could you, burn him at the stake! Nah but seriously, is this a perma ban thing? Am I going to have to conduct a hostile takeover of EWNCW? lol

[HolyJose2391]

He did WHAT!? Oh Tommy, how could you, burn him at the stake! Nah but seriously, is this a perma ban thing? Am I going to have to conduct a hostile takeover of EWNCW? lol

nah it's a temp ban he'll be back "Congrats Tommy you're on vacation" Robstars awesome quote lol

[Torphy]

nah it's a temp ban he'll be back "Congrats Tommy you're on vacation" Robstars awesome quote lol

Ahh right so he's been given a timeout then lol Good i'm glad he'll be back, i'm just a writer, he comes up with all our ideas lol

[AreYaSerious]

Maury: Welcome to the Maury show! This is Megan, Megan is a reporter for a wrestling magazine. Well that is where the trouble is. You see Megan has a thing for wrestlers. We have 2 men, both superstars. One from JBW, and the other from EWNCW! If you are a follower you know the invasion drama. Well Megan had a personal and private interview with both men, around the same time period and she don't know who the father of her 5 month year old son Jimmy is.

*Screen shows picture of the cute baby, and the crowd goes aww *

Maury: Welcome to the show Megan, If you don't mind, I want to ask you some questions.

Megan: Of course Maury go right ahead.

Maury: Who do you think the father is?

Megan: Well Maury, I don't know the interviews was around the same time period. That is why I am here.

Maury: Do the superstars know?

Megan: I told them but they both deny it?

Maury: Who are the superstars?

Megan: JBW's Andy Amazing, and EWNCW's Gillz

Maury: Who would you want the father to be?

Megan: It doesn't matter. Neither one was there from the start.

Maury: Well Gillz had this to say.

* Screen shows the first video of a Gillz looking like a douche like every guy that has ever been on the Maury show. Gillz looking like he is the best in the world, thinking he is a pussy magnet posing on the camera like this http://www.tattooaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/thug-life-tattoos-225x300.jpg [/ihttp://www.tattooaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/thug-life-tattoos-225x300.jpg *

Gillz: I just have one thing to say, I'm not the father

Maury: Please give a warm welcome to my guest at this time, Gillz!

*Crowd boos like crazy, as Gillz makes his way to the stage, he shakes Maury's hand, and moves the seat far away from Megan *

Maury: Do you have anything to say to Megan?

Gillz: No

Maury: Okay, Andy had this to say.

* The screen shows a guy who has his arms crossed, and a look of annoyance in his eyes and he sighs before he speaks *

Andy: Megan, what can I say. You was worth the 15 minutes of my time. Nothing more. I don't think I am the dad, because I wore a condom, I heard about your reputation, that's the only reason you got a lot of interviews from male wrestlers. I mean I can't really blame you for wanting to “interview” this. Who doesn't? However, if I am the dad, then I will be a father, because I never knew mine. I don't want him to go through that! If I'm not I want you to leave me alone. I mean it's bad enough I have to sit next to a cock sucker, but I have to sit by a slut.

Maury: Wow.. Please welcome my guest. Andy Amazing

*Crowds boo, but some cheer “amazing”, as he makes his way out the stage he gives a look at Gillz, laughs at Megan, then he takes the seat a moves it away from Megan as well and is sitting close to Maury, and he starts moving around in the chair *

Maury: Are you comfortable?

Andy: Funny you should ask, I'm not, do you have a steel chair instead?

* The production guys give Andy a steel chair, and Andy picks up the other chair and throws it across stage and takes a seat in the steel chair *

Maury: Alright... So Andy, so if you are the dad you will take care of the child?

Andy: Maury, The chances of me being the dad, is the chances of EWNCW coming up with his own material.

Gillz: EWNCW is very original.

Andy: Oh, I didn't know originality was ripping off a storylines, and gimmicks. My bad.. Yes EWNCW is very original indeed.

Maury: You guys don't have anything to say to Megan?

Andy: I said what I said Maury. I have nothing more to say to her. I just want to know why Gillz is here. To have a baby you have to have balls. He doesn't, because I directly challenged him, and he never responded to my challenge.

Gillz: You aren't worth my response

Andy: Was I talking to you? I don't think I was, Now shut up punk as bitch, before I get a case of foot to ass!

*Gillz gets up, So does Andy, security comes and holds them back . Andy starts fighting security*

Maury: Easy, the results are in!

Andy: Fuck the results!

* Gillz starts backing away, as Andy fights through the security. Maury goes by Andy trying to calm him down, he pulls the test results out, and starts to read them off. *

Maury: When it comes to five month year old Jimmy, Andy you are..

* Before Maury had a chance to read the test results, Andy cracked him over the head with a steel chair. Gillz starts to walk away, Andy lays out all the security members, Andy takes off another way in an attempt to cut off Gillz, Andy hears Gillz running. He slides the chair on the hardwood floor backtage and Gillz slips on the chair and falls down. As he is getting up Andy punt kicks him rendering him unconscious. Andy walks back to the stage area he picks up the test results*

Andy: When it comes to Gillz, he got knocked out by Andy Amazing! I bet he will except my challenge now!

*Crowd boos, Megan starts to cry Andy goes over by her. He pulls out a card *

Andy: It's okay, this guy will take care of you. He is one of the best therapists. He gives you special needs so to say..

* Megan snatches the card Megan with tears in her eyes, and her voice full of anger*

Megan: Well, What's his mother fucking name?

Andy: The Alpha Dog!

*Half the crowd joins in, and Andy walks backstage and leans down over Gillz *

Andy: I hope to be hearing from you soon.

*Andy gets up walks out of the building, gets in his car and drives away

[SilverGhost]

That was....kinda random lol

[SilverGhost]

I think I will unveil Shuriken's Path of Rage theme at the next show(Not the Holiday one)

[Broc]

Maury: Welcome to the Maury show! This is Megan, Megan is a reporter for a wrestling magazine. Well that is where the trouble is. You see Megan has a thing for wrestlers. We have 2 men, both superstars. One from JBW, and the other from EWNCW! If you are a follower you know the invasion drama. Well Megan had a personal and private interview with both men, around the same time period and she don't know who the father of her 5 month year old son Jimmy is.

*Screen shows picture of the cute baby, and the crowd goes aww *

Maury: Welcome to the show Megan, If you don't mind, I want to ask you some questions.

Megan: Of course Maury go right ahead.

Maury: Who do you think the father is?

Megan: Well Maury, I don't know the interviews was around the same time period. That is why I am here.

Maury: Do the superstars know?

Megan: I told them but they both deny it?

Maury: Who are the superstars?

Megan: JBW's Andy Amazing, and EWNCW's Gillz

Maury: Who would you want the father to be?

Megan: It doesn't matter. Neither one was there from the start.

Maury: Well Gillz had this to say.

* Screen shows the first video of a Gillz looking like a douche like every guy that has ever been on the Maury show. Gillz looking like he is the best in the world, thinking he is a pussy magnet posing on the camera like this http://www.tattooaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/thug-life-tattoos-225x300.jpg [/ihttp://www.tattooaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/thug-life-tattoos-225x300.jpg *

Gillz: I just have one thing to say, I'm not the father

Maury: Please give a warm welcome to my guest at this time, Gillz!

*Crowd boos like crazy, as Gillz makes his way to the stage, he shakes Maury's hand, and moves the seat far away from Megan *

Maury: Do you have anything to say to Megan?

Gillz: No

Maury: Okay, Andy had this to say.

* The screen shows a guy who has his arms crossed, and a look of annoyance in his eyes and he sighs before he speaks *

Andy: Megan, what can I say. You was worth the 15 minutes of my time. Nothing more. I don't think I am the dad, because I wore a condom, I heard about your reputation, that's the only reason you got a lot of interviews from male wrestlers. I mean I can't really blame you for wanting to “interview” this. Who doesn't? However, if I am the dad, then I will be a father, because I never knew mine. I don't want him to go through that! If I'm not I want you to leave me alone. I mean it's bad enough I have to sit next to a cock sucker, but I have to sit by a slut.

Maury: Wow.. Please welcome my guest. Andy Amazing

*Crowds boo, but some cheer “amazing”, as he makes his way out the stage he gives a look at Gillz, laughs at Megan, then he takes the seat a moves it away from Megan as well and is sitting close to Maury, and he starts moving around in the chair *

Maury: Are you comfortable?

Andy: Funny you should ask, I'm not, do you have a steel chair instead?

* The production guys give Andy a steel chair, and Andy picks up the other chair and throws it across stage and takes a seat in the steel chair *

Maury: Alright... So Andy, so if you are the dad you will take care of the child?

Andy: Maury, The chances of me being the dad, is the chances of EWNCW coming up with his own material.

Gillz: Freak Inc if very original.

Andy: Oh, I didn't know originality was ripping off a storylines, and gimmicks. My bad.. Yes EWNCW is very original indeed.

Maury: You guys don't have anything to say to Megan?

Andy: I said what I said Maury. I have nothing more to say to her. I just want to know why Gillz is here. To have a baby you have to have balls. He doesn't, because I directly challenged him, and he never responded to my challenge.

Gillz: You aren't worth my response

Andy: Was I talking to you? I don't think I was, Now shut up punk as bitch, before I get a case of foot to ass!

*Gillz gets up, So does Andy, security comes and holds them back . Andy starts fighting security*

Maury: Easy, the results are in!

Andy: Fuck the results!

* Gillz starts backing away, as Andy fights through the security. Maury goes by Andy trying to calm him down, he pulls the test results out, and starts to read them off. *

Maury: When it comes to five month year old Jimmy, Andy you are..

* Before Maury had a chance to read the test results, Andy cracked him over the head with a steel chair. Gillz starts to walk away, Andy lays out all the security members, Andy takes off another way in an attempt to cut off Gillz, Andy hears Gillz running. He slides the chair on the hardwood floor backtage and Gillz slips on the chair and falls down. As he is getting up Andy punt kicks him rendering him unconscious. Andy walks back to the stage area he picks up the test results*

Andy: When it comes to Gillz, he got knocked out by Andy Amazing! I bet he will except my challenge now!

*Crowd boos, Megan starts to cry Andy goes over by her. He pulls out a card *

Andy: It's okay, this guy will take care of you. He is one of the best therapists. He gives you special needs so to say..

* Megan snatches the card Megan with tears in her eyes, and her voice full of anger*

Megan: Well, What's his mother fucking name?

Andy: The Alpha Dog!

*Half the crowd joins in, and Andy walks backstage and leans down over Gillz *

Andy: I hope to be hearing from you soon.

*Andy gets up walks out of the building, gets in his car and drives away

that was......... different

[AreYaSerious]

That was....kinda random lol

Entertaining though.. right?

[AreYaSerious]

that was......... different

Glad you enjoyed it!

[Kashdinero]

So, obviously Tommy couldn't have been struck with GOTIS at a worse time... Well, It could have been worse... It could have been BOTIS. :)

If you're reading this, Tommy, please just refrain from acting silly when you come back.

[BlackFalcon]

So, obviously Tommy couldn't have been struck with GOTIS at a worse time... Well, It could have been worse... It could have been BOTIS. :)

If you're reading this, Tommy, please just refrain from acting silly when you come back.

I totally missed what happened, what'd he get banned for?

[Torphy]

So, obviously Tommy couldn't have been struck with GOTIS at a worse time... Well, It could have been worse... It could have been BOTIS. :)

If you're reading this, Tommy, please just refrain from acting silly when you come back.

Aye he'll be back soon enough, shouldn't affect plans in any way, here's hoping for another day of IC from the two feds, trying to encourage all of our guys to join in, think some of em are shy :P

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

We come back from commercial break and THE BEARD OF ZEUS is in the middle of the ring giving a promo of a lifetime.

THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Blah, blah, blah!! OMG!! I totally love Bieber! Blah, Blah, Blah!!! Like Yeah!!!"

JOEY STYLES: "This is the most captivating thing I've ever heard anyone from EWNCW say, EVER!!"

All of a sudden, Music fills the arena.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DOFsV0lxtQ&ob=av2e

JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! It's R(ob)!!!! We haven't seen him come down to the ring since that pussy willow Kevin Matthews beat him a couple months ago! He's been in the back being a good creative member, why is he coming out now???

R(ob) makes his way to ringside and casually gets in. Oakley's covering his eyes, majorly long beard, Brown hoodie under an Armani suit jacket. He's styling tonight. He asks for a microphone and starts smiling at the crowd while they're going insane for his return.

R(ob): "The Beard Of Zeus.... TBOZ!! More like, TBAG!!! The crowd laughs and cheers Look, I'm here for one thing. One simple and tiny thing. I want to take your beard. Right here, RIGHT NOW!!!"

JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! R(ob) wants a fight!!!"

THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Like, no!! I'm totally not doing that unless like, you put your awesome beard on the line too big boy! I wanna rub it on my self like, TONIGHT!! It looks fluffy and junk!!"

R(ob): "Fine. If that's what you want, right now!! "Scissors On A Pole Match" first one to get the scissors, uses them to take the other person's beard. Deal?

R(ob) extends his hand for a handshake. After contemplating it, TBAG accepts the offer and a referee comes out with a pole, string and scissors. He quickly assembles everything and R(ob) goes to one corner, TBAG to another. The bell rings, IT'S ON!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvz4hvHr2f0
(Don't pay attention to the ending.)

JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! What a match!!!"

R(ob) ended up with the scissors but Random Guy #12... William "Fake Guy Fawkes" Carlin came down to save TBAG from getting his beard chopped off. We go out to commercial break with R(ob) flipping them the bird while they laugh and grope each other all the way to the back... I swear they tongue kissed too.

[tnawhat]

IC as Avdico: wow felix
you do have a mouth on you
the only reason you won your title shot was because you kiss up to zep's arse
you are not the "Savior" of the Superfly division
hell you aint even a fuken footnote
Now Andy, mr Amazing
mad respect man
but you come and start shit saying your the next superfly champion
well one problem with that
i aint losing this title
now what both you boys need to remember is
I am the Benchmark of this division, the emblem of superfly
The main attraction
and all you guys are
is a bunch of monkey arse bitches that think they are ready to hang with the top dog himself
go back to school boys until you can learn Real highfly wrestling

[Robareid]

Hey guys, does anybody know what G-Scorps finisher is? I think this is the only other place apart from EWA where he is, and he didn't put it on the roster page

[68wPayne]

when did all of this go down? How come I miss everything?

[68wPayne]

Oh yeah, I asked this question but never really got a response. Sorry if it makes me sound like some technologically retarded hillbilly (#jawdrop). Is there any way to do like a JBW or e-fedding in general league on WWE 12? I NEED FRIENDS TO PLAY WWE 12 WITH CAUSE I ONLY HAVE SO LONG FOR THE FREE X-BOX LIVE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE MY ONLY WRESTLING FRIENDS *sobs*

[RomanFlare]

IC: Make sure you buy stock in RomanFlare while you can--A humiliation of EWNCW and a double title win will cause the stock to skyrocket. And trust me--I don't take fair-weather fans.

[RomanFlare]

Oh yeah, I asked this question but never really got a response. Sorry if it makes me sound like some technologically retarded hillbilly (#jawdrop). Is there any way to do like a JBW or e-fedding in general league on WWE 12? I NEED FRIENDS TO PLAY WWE 12 WITH CAUSE I ONLY HAVE SO LONG FOR THE FREE X-BOX LIVE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE MY ONLY WRESTLING FRIENDS *sobs*

Sorry, bra', I don't have Live either :/ I'm on the PS3 now. (And I don't have the game).

[68wPayne]

sorry, bra', i don't have live either :/ i'm on the ps3 now. (and i don't have the game).

aaawwwwwww

[HolyJose2391]

IC as Avdico: wow felix
you do have a mouth on you
the only reason you won your title shot was because you kiss up to zep's arse
you are not the "Savior" of the Superfly division
hell you aint even a fuken footnote
Now Andy, mr Amazing
mad respect man
but you come and start shit saying your the next superfly champion
well one problem with that
i aint losing this title
now what both you boys need to remember is
I am the Benchmark of this division, the emblem of superfly
The main attraction
and all you guys are
is a bunch of monkey arse bitches that think they are ready to hang with the top dog himself
go back to school boys until you can learn Real highfly wrestling

And he has the right to call himself the best SuperFly in the business because not only is he JBW SuperFly Champion (*cough Prophecy's as better *cough*) he also holds the AWF World Championship the home of the SuperFly!

[RomanFlare]

And he has the right to call himself the best SuperFly in the business because not only is he JBW SuperFly Champion (*cough Prophecy's as better *cough*) he also holds the AWF World Championship the home of the SuperFly!

Wait, does that mean [insert current TNA Heavyweight Champion] is the best Jobber in the business?

[Broc]

So, obviously Tommy couldn't have been struck with GOTIS at a worse time... Well, It could have been worse... It could have been BOTIS. :)

If you're reading this, Tommy, please just refrain from acting silly when you come back.

Believe me, it couldn't have come at a worse time for me either :(


IC as Avdico: wow felix
you do have a mouth on you
the only reason you won your title shot was because you kiss up to zep's arse
you are not the "Savior" of the Superfly division
hell you aint even a fuken footnote
Now Andy, mr Amazing
mad respect man
but you come and start shit saying your the next superfly champion
well one problem with that
i aint losing this title
now what both you boys need to remember is
I am the Benchmark of this division, the emblem of superfly
The main attraction
and all you guys are
is a bunch of monkey arse bitches that think they are ready to hang with the top dog himself
go back to school boys until you can learn Real highfly wrestling

IC as Felix: listen amigo, you are nothing to me.... nothing, this whole entire super fly division is complete shit without me in it, so please, do the whole division a favor, and just leave while you can!

[HolyJose2391]

Wait, does that mean Bobby Roode is the best Jobber in the business?


Yea probably

[RomanFlare]

Yea probably

Bobby Roode vs [Insert EWNCW Champion] For Title of "BEST JOBBER IN THE WORLD!"

Ironically, only the fans will lose.

[Broc]

Bobby Roode vs [Insert EWNCW Champion] For Title of "BEST JOBBER IN THE WORLD!"

Ironically, only the fans will lose.

wait... who the fuck is the EWNCW champion

[HolyJose2391]

Bobby Roode vs [Insert EWNCW Champion] For Title of "BEST JOBBER IN THE WORLD!"

Ironically, only the fans will lose.

doesn't EWNCW have two "world champions"? and yea the fans lose on that one

[HolyJose2391]

wait... who the fuck is the EWNCW champion

If I am not mistaken Gillz is the EWNCW Champion and SilverCena is EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion

[RomanFlare]

If I am not mistaken Gillz is the EWNCW Champion and SilverCena is EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion

Oh fer fuck's sake--he's always champion somewhere.

[HolyJose2391]

Oh fer fuck's sake--he's always champion somewhere.

Maybe that's why he wasn't on TLC he held a title from another company

[Grind_Bastard]

Maybe that's why he wasn't on TLC he held a title from another company

EWNCW: saving the fans from seeing Cena at a PPV since 18/12/2011.

What has JBW done for wrestling fans? Nothing. 1-0 for us there LOL. JK.

[HolyJose2391]

EWNCW: saving the fans from seeing Cena at a PPV since 18/12/2011.

What has JBW done for wrestling fans? Nothing. 1-0 for us there LOL. JK.

I dunno I wouldn't brag about having Cena....

[68wPayne]

JBW "Keeping Cena out of the company all together"

JBW - 1
EWNCW - 0

[RomanFlare]

I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!

[Broc]

I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!
I want, S.O.T.E!

you on it this week romes?

btw, I totally lol'd when R(ob) yelled at you for trying to start the show with the kane return, fucking hilarious

[RomanFlare]

you on it this week romes?

btw, I totally lol'd when R(ob) yelled at you for trying to start the show with the kane return, fucking hilarious

I think so. And that wasn't me, that was the other Kevin--Kevin Brand. I'm not Canadian.

[K-Jammin]

Supp' playaaas!

[Broc]

I think so. And that wasn't me, that was the other Kevin--Kevin Brand. I'm not Canadian.

oh..... now I messed up.... lol, it was still pretty fucking funny though

[RomanFlare]

oh..... now I messed up.... lol, it was still pretty fucking funny though

Damn straight. Now, hold still. *grabs a chair and swings it*

[K-Jammin]

Brand New Shuriken T-Shirt! Now available on JBWshop.com

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-x054/front.jpg

http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-x054/back.jpg

[HolyJose2391]

Can't be on SOTE :( going to work and K-Jam that shirt looks more suited for Brandon Smithson

[RomanFlare]

Can't be on SOTE :( going to work and K-Jam that shirt looks more suited for Brandon Smithson

Noooo! 3 White Americans can't talk wrestling--we need a minority! Quick, someone get Kevin Brand!

[K-Jammin]

Can't be on SOTE :( going to work and K-Jam that shirt looks more suited for Brandon Smithson

Everyone knows Shuriken is the biggest drug user in JBW

[HolyJose2391]

Noooo! 3 White Americans can't talk wrestling--we need a minority! Quick, someone get Kevin Brand!

Kev will be there

[RomanFlare]

Kev will be there

Two hours with a Canadian. What "fun". :D

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

No word from Tom. Ugh.

[RomanFlare]

No word from Tom. Ugh.

Nooooo. Tom has forsaken the listeners!

[SilverGhost]

Ryusuke doesn't use drugs lol

[Broc]

No word from Tom. Ugh.

I hate when that happens :(

on a side note though, will you be getting me your HWA stuff today or tomorrow? or are you going to be waiting until the last minute like last time :p

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Ryusuke doesn't use drugs lol

He is his own drug.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

I hate when that happens :(

on a side note though, will you be getting me your HWA stuff today or tomorrow? or are you going to be waiting until the last minute like last time :p

I've still got a ton for the Holiday Special to do. I may wait until the last minute like last time. It won't take long but, I haven't worked on the Holiday Special in two days due to a shit ton of personal issues.

[Broc]

I've still got a ton for the Holiday Special to do. I may wait until the last minute like last time. It won't take long but, I haven't worked on the Holiday Special in two days due to a shit ton of personal issues.

alright that's cool, and I know it won't take long lol, last time it took you like 15 minutes, but can you beat that record?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

alright that's cool, and I know it won't take long lol, last time it took you like 15 minutes, but can you beat that record?

I dunno. I have two segments to do for you right? Dynasty and Holiday Special? Maybe 15 minutes max... I dunno lol.

[Broc]

I dunno. I have two segments to do for you right? Dynasty and Holiday Special? Maybe 15 minutes max... I dunno lol.

yes that's correct but you have until Sunday for the holiday thing, but I'm sure you won't be on much on Christmas, so you might want to get it in on Saturday or something

[THEKEVINBRAND]

let me know the ETA for SOTE so I can jump on my cam and banter with my accent again

[Broc]

let me know the ETA for SOTE so I can jump on my cam and banter with my accent again

the beginning of the show last week where you tried to start off talking about Kane's return and R(ob) yelled at you, that was golden

[RomanFlare]

let me know the ETA for SOTE so I can jump on my cam and banter with my accent again

Should Tom start playing your theme music for you to "enter" to? Would you prefer your first WWE, TNA, or second WWE theme?

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Broc -- Nowhere NEAR going to be on here Christmas day lol. So yeah, all of it will be to you by Saturday my dude.

Kev -- I don't think were doing one this week. Tom got promoted and he's been working insane hours and he has family in for the holidays... and I haven't heard from him. So... Sorry! :(

[HolyJose2391]

Broc -- Nowhere NEAR going to be on here Christmas day lol. So yeah, all of it will be to you by Saturday my dude.

Kev -- I don't think were doing one this week. Tom got promoted and he's been working insane hours and he has family in for the holidays... and I haven't heard from him. So... Sorry! :(

That's cool we can always join in on the next one. Family>SOTE and nice promotion!

[THEKEVINBRAND]

Broc -- Nowhere NEAR going to be on here Christmas day lol. So yeah, all of it will be to you by Saturday my dude.

Kev -- I don't think were doing one this week. Tom got promoted and he's been working insane hours and he has family in for the holidays... and I haven't heard from him. So... Sorry! :(

we need time off for the holidays, maybe one between Christmas (or SANTAmas) and New Year's

[RomanFlare]

Kev -- I don't think were doing one this week. Tom got promoted and he's been working insane hours and he has family in for the holidays... and I haven't heard from him. So... Sorry! :(

That's a bummer. Enjoy the holiday weekend with your boy, Rob :D

[THEKEVINBRAND]

the beginning of the show last week where you tried to start off talking about Kane's return and R(ob) yelled at you, that was golden

there were better moments than that and that's all you remembered? aye...



Should Tom start playing your theme music for you to "enter" to? Would you prefer your first WWE, TNA, or second WWE theme?

what do you mean?

[tnawhat]

Believe me, it couldn't have come at a worse time for me either :(



IC as Felix: listen amigo, you are nothing to me.... nothing, this whole entire super fly division is complete shit without me in it, so please, do the whole division a favor, and just leave while you can!

Ic as avidico: felix please
your ass would still be jobbing out to jason fuken alaxander if it wasnt for me pushing for a superfly division
Ive been the heart, soul, fuck ive been the whole fucken body of this diivision
so go back to the inds jr before you get hurt

[RomanFlare]

what do you mean?

You know exactly what I mean, Christian. Oh yeah, Racist against Canadians.

[Broc]

there were better moments than that and that's all you remembered? aye...

OMG! I just heard a Canadian say aye over the internet, that is awesome! lol

but yes there were, but that's the one that stuck with me for the most part

[thejman93]

You know exactly what I mean, Christian. Oh yeah, Racist against Canadians.

GO!

.....that's all I know from his current one.

[THEKEVINBRAND]

You know exactly what I mean, Christian. Oh yeah, Racist against Canadians.

That's not racist lol and I prefer this theme:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q_9XetCpIc

[THEKEVINBRAND]

OMG! I just heard a Canadian say aye over the internet, that is awesome! lol

but yes there were, but that's the one that stuck with me for the most part

we say EH! get it right man lol

[HolyJose2391]

Ic as avidico: felix please
your ass would still be jobbing out to jason fuken alaxander if it wasnt for me pushing for a superfly division
Ive been the heart, soul, fuck ive been the whole fucken body of this diivision
so go back to the inds jr before you get hurt

When did Avidici go heel in JBW?

[68wPayne]

ok tried my hand at making a LRB T-Shirt so lemme see if it posts right

Edit: Well that didn't work

[SilverGhost]

Nice shirt bro. All those numbers, letters, slashes, and program codes.

[thejman93]

Nice shirt bro. All those numbers, letters, slashes, and program codes.

Hahahha!

SG FTW.

[68wPayne]

Let's try that again

http://i.imgur.com/aD68c.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GdTEq.jpg

[68wPayne]

Nice shirt bro. All those numbers, letters, slashes, and program codes.

word, whatchu know bout that lol. Second time was a charm though

[K-Jammin]

Romes, get making your version of the K-Flare shirt!

[K-Jammin]

Let's try that again

http://i.imgur.com/aD68c.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GdTEq.jpg

Bad fucking ass!

[RomanFlare]

Romes, get making your version of the K-Flare shirt!

Shhhh, my beer will hear you.

[thejman93]

Bad fucking ass!

Yeah, I want one.

Somebody make a real Jman shirt. Pwease?

[SilverGhost]

Hahahha!

SG FTW.


word, whatchu know bout that lol. Second time was a charm though

Lol xD I try

[K-Jammin]

Yeah, I want one.

Somebody make a real Jman shirt. Pwease?

You didn't like mine? :O That took me over 30 seconds!

[RomanFlare]

http://www.uberprints.com/designs/temp/0/0/126/16/126016_pWhIXnZXWG4EgaMMmBWi_1.jpghttp://www.uberprints.com/designs/temp/0/0/126/16/126016_pWhIXnZXWG4EgaMMmBWi_2.jpg

[jhorton1215]

Yeah, I want one.

Somebody make a real Jman shirt. Pwease?

I saw where one was made, but under the word "JMan" was a picture of Justin Bieber.

[K-Jammin]

http://www.uberprints.com/designs/temp/0/0/126/16/126016_pWhIXnZXWG4EgaMMmBWi_1.jpghttp://www.uberprints.com/designs/temp/0/0/126/16/126016_pWhIXnZXWG4EgaMMmBWi_2.jpg

We, are fucking awesome.

[HeelTurn]

Damn those K-Flare shirts are awesome.

[HolyJose2391]

Damn those K-Flare shirts are awesome.

Suggest we team up and be the HolyProphecy!

[Broc]

Damn those K-Flare shirts are awesome.

available at a dumpster near you

[HeelTurn]

Suggest we team up and be the HolyProphecy!

Haha awesome, although for some reason it reminds me of Robin "HolyProphecy Batman!" lol

[HolyJose2391]

Haha awesome, although for some reason it reminds me of Robin "HolyProphecy Batman!" lol

Bahahahahahahahahaha 1960s Batman FTW! Nanananannanananana HOLYPROPHECY!

[HeelTurn]

Bahahahahahahahahaha 1960s Batman FTW! Nanananannanananana HOLYPROPHECY!

I know how great would that be lol Going down firemans poles, driving in batmobile, walking up walls lol

Oh and Zaph, I sent my part for the Jabe mag bro.

[RomanFlare]

I know how great would that be lol Going down firemans poles, driving in batmobile, walking up walls lol

Oh and Zaph, I sent my part for the Jabe mag bro.

IC: That's a great comparison since your wrestling skill is comical and cartoonish in nature. SHAZAM!

[HeelTurn]

IC: That's a great comparison since your wrestling skill is comical and cartoonish in nature. SHAZAM!

OK I take it back, the K part of the K-Flare shirts are awesome lol And Shazam sucks, Batman is miles better lololol

[SilverGhost]

I see the #HEELS are hanging around lol

[K-Jammin]

available at a dumpster near you

Broc and Sully = A poor man's K-Flare

[RomanFlare]

Broc and Sully = A poor man's K-Flare

I'm gonna see if I can import that shirt into WWE '12 and make it one of RomanFlare's Outfits.

[HolyJose2391]

I know how great would that be lol Going down firemans poles, driving in batmobile, walking up walls lol

Oh and Zaph, I sent my part for the Jabe mag bro.

I already bought the batmobile we'll take turns driving it

[K-Jammin]

I'm gonna see if I can import that shirt into WWE '12 and make it one of RomanFlare's Outfits.

http://cdn.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facebook_like_button_blue.jpg

[HolyJose2391]

I kid you know I've seen/held over $200k in Cash. It means nothing now

[zapphoman]

So hows it going everybody?

[RomanFlare]

So hows it going everybody?

I'm bored, fiddling my thumbs while. Trying to decide what I want for dinner.

[HeelTurn]

So hows it going everybody?

Playing horde on GOW 3 whilst typing things on here.

[Leggo]

I'm bored, fiddling my thumbs while. Trying to decide what I want for dinner.

Toad in the hole

[zapphoman]

I'm bored, fiddling my thumbs while. Trying to decide what I want for dinner.

Yeah I hear that.

BTW I listened to the last SOTE. Great commentary guys!

[RomanFlare]

Yeah I hear that.

BTW I listened to the last SOTE. Great commentary guys!

I appareciate that after having to carry them all (except Tom).

[SilverGhost]

*Shuriken planning his next attack*

[RomanFlare]

*Shuriken planning his next attack*

IC: BREAKING NEWS! RomanFlare has been seen terrorizing a local Elementary School.

[SilverGhost]

IC: BREAKING NEWS! RomanFlare has been seen terrorizing a local Elementary School.

Why would you do that?

[RomanFlare]

Why did I sleep with that Bear?!

Iunno, why did you?

[HeelTurn]

*Shuriken planning his next attack*

*Its not very effective*

[SilverGhost]

Iunno, Im K-Jammin manslave.

..............ok?

[RomanFlare]

I'm thinking about using this as my Eharmony profile pic. Thoughts?
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Technology/images/Fat-Nerd-computer.jpg

Ewww... try again.

[SilverGhost]

Me and K-Jam shopped for underwear and transvestite Malaysian hookers. Love you K-Jam <3

http://files.sharenator.com/xzibit_meme_7219_Wtf_am_i_reading-s510x334-157605-580.jpg

[RomanFlare]

I'm a fraud. My real name is Blake Harrison--I'm from Delaware.

S'okay, Blake. Dubs is actually a Black Girl from California.

[K-Jammin]

Word of advice people, NEVER wank off a dog, the semen smell is a bitch to remove!

Fair play mate.

[HeelTurn]

and thats why Kjam and Rome are the best in the business lol

[K-Jammin]

and thats why Kjam and Rome are the best in the business lol

Greatest comment in the history of this thread! ;)

[RomanFlare]

Greatest comment in the history of this thread! ;)

I thought it was the one from "RealLayla" who said:


K-Jammin played my ass like a bongo last night.

[K-Jammin]

I thought it was the one from "RealLayla" who said:

Things... happened that night that I would rather forget...

[RomanFlare]

IC: I probably sound rather stupid saying "Der mann rennt" to myself over and over, but Rosetta Stone sure knows Massdinero's fighting strategy.
RomanFlare going BILINGUAL!

[AreYaSerious]

And he has the right to call himself the best SuperFly in the business because not only is he JBW SuperFly Champion (*cough Prophecy's as better *cough*) he also holds the AWF World Championship the home of the SuperFly!

IC: AWF maybe home to the superfly, but JBW is home of the Amazingfly

[HolyJose2391]

IC: AWF maybe home to the superfly, but JBW is home of the Amazingfly

IC: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH AmazingFly oh that's comedy gold! Want to see a true SuperFly champion look at the Prophecy! Enough said

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

IC: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH AmazingFly oh that's comedy gold! Want to see a true SuperFly champion look at the Prophecy! Enough said

SuperFly Champion?

[HolyJose2391]

SuperFly Champion?

Oh yea I gave Kash permission to change the NWL championship to the SuperFly championship an AWF creation and Proph was the first champion there

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Oh yea I gave Kash permission to change the NWL championship to the SuperFly championship an AWF creation and Proph was the first champion there

Congratulations Proph! That's a pretty neat name for a championship. Maybe I could challenge somebody for it one day.

#AlbertoDelRioWink

[AreYaSerious]

IC: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH AmazingFly oh that's comedy gold! Want to see a true SuperFly champion look at the Prophecy! Enough said

IC: The Prophecy, has NOTHING on Andy Amazing

[RomanFlare]

IC: Any man who weights less soaking wet than a poodle doesn't deserve to call themselves a "champion".

[SilverGhost]

IC: Any man who weights less soaking wet than a poodle doesn't deserve to call themselves a "champion".

IC: *Hooded Shuriken* I wonder if it can be said for you.....

[HolyJose2391]

IC: The Prophecy, has NOTHING on Andy Amazing

IC: please you wouldn't survive my SuperFly division

[RomanFlare]

IC: *Hooded Shuriken* I wonder if it can be said for you.....

IC: I'm 213 lbs. Kinda pudgy, actually. All the better to Splash with.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

IC: I'm 213 lbs. Kinda pudgy, actually. All the better to Splash with.

IC: I lift fat girls heavier than you. I would beat you up so badly that your stomach would resemble a blue berry pie!


OOC: I have no idea why I said this.

[RomanFlare]

IC: I lift fat girls heavier than you. I would beat you up so badly that your stomach would resemble a blue berry pie!


OOC: I have no idea why I said this.

IC: Yeah, well... F*** you!

OOC: Everyone wants to feel involved.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: I lift fat girls heavier than you. I would beat you up so badly that your stomach would resemble a blue berry pie!


OOC: I have no idea why I said this.

IC: HEH funny TDA but aren't you washed up like a Beached whale erm i mean Roman's ex girlfriend

[SilverGhost]

*Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra is at his room in a undisclosed location. He looks at the mirror and sees a dark figure on the mirror.

???: Every passing day.....your anger grows....you are doing quiet well....for a man who preaches about honor and respect.

Shuriken: What is your point? I'm only targeting certain EWNCW guys who have wronged me and took away the respect in this business.....Pride of being a fighter....joy of being a teacher....if you have something to say then say it.

???: What will you do if you achieve your goal? Where will the anger go?

Shuriken: Away from my body and away from me. I don't want you near me when this is done. My anger is only towards them. When its set and done, I don't want to see you again.

Shuriken walks away from the mirror and the dark figure vanishes. Then a full dark reflection of Shuriken appears.

Evil Shuriken: I will not go away that easily.....

Evil Shuriken vanishes.

[Broc]

*Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra is at his room in a undisclosed location. He looks at the mirror and sees a dark figure on the mirror.

???: Every passing day.....your anger grows....you are doing quiet well....for a man who preaches about honor and respect.

Shuriken: What is your point? I'm only targeting certain EWNCW guys who have wronged me and took away the respect in this business.....Pride of being a fighter....joy of being a teacher....if you have something to say then say it.

???: What will you do if you achieve your goal? Where will the anger go?

Shuriken: Away from my body and away from me. I don't want you near me when this is done. My anger is only towards them. When its set and done, I don't want to see you again.

Shuriken walks away from the mirror and the dark figure vanishes. Then a full dark reflection of Shuriken appears.

Evil Shuriken: I will not go away that easily.....

Evil Shuriken vanishes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM

[AreYaSerious]

IC: please you wouldn't survive my SuperFly division

IC: I don't know why you call it a Superfly Division, half of your roster aren't even superfly's

[HolyJose2391]

IC: I don't know why you call it a Superfly Division, half of your roster aren't even superfly's

IC: The A in AWF is Airbourne and our SuperFly division isn't about a weight limit but about talent and Mr. amazing you wouldn't fit and who are you to say what the definition of SuperFly is when it is my creation?