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thejman93
05-30-2011, 06:29 PM
Congrats on 600 pages guys! A special shout out to WWTNA on creating this thing.

To celebrate, I'm going to write promos for Warfare!

WWTNA Mark
05-30-2011, 06:32 PM
Congrats on 600 pages guys! A special shout out to WWTNA on creating this thing.

To celebrate, I'm going to write promos for Warfare!

Thanks jman!!! JBW wouldn't have succeeded if it wasn't for all the posters involved in the fed! ;)

RomanFlare
05-30-2011, 06:59 PM
Thanks jman!!! JBW wouldn't have succeeded if it wasn't for all the posters involved in the fed! ;)

Congradulations on 6k posts in one thread o.O;

K-Jammin
05-31-2011, 07:15 AM
Here's to 600 more *Raises pint*

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 10:15 AM
WARFARE TONIGHT!!! I just need a few more promos and we are good to go!

thejman93
05-31-2011, 10:17 AM
WARFARE TONIGHT!!! I just need a few more promos and we are good to go!

you got mine right?

IPOOPINTHEBATH
05-31-2011, 10:51 AM
This is the first time I've looked in this thread. Much to my surprise and delight I started out not only as the World Champ, but the posterboy of JBW, a smooth technical wrestler, and in the debut I got the biggest pop AND beat IPITS.

Here I was all ready to take back all the mean things I said about WWTNA and his stupid brain...then I saw his sig. Now I hate him forever, AGAIN.

I want in. I want BACK in. And I want my Title. MAKE IT HAPPEN RUSSO...err...WWTNA!

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 10:52 AM
you got mine right?

In the words of Bodom: Damn skippy. ;)

thejman93
05-31-2011, 10:58 AM
In the words of Bodom: Damn skippy. ;)
Sweet! I really didn't feel like rewriting all that. :)

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 02:18 PM
IPITB was world champ and he never posted before LOL!!

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 02:19 PM
IPITB was world champ and he never posted before LOL!!

People just love to hate him?

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 02:21 PM
WARFARE TONIGHT!!! I just need a few more promos and we are good to go!

Warfare will kick-ass watching from my mayhem hotel room!

Rehmix
05-31-2011, 02:27 PM
WARFARE TONIGHT!!! I just need a few more promos and we are good to go!

Sent you that PM boss.

jhorton1215
05-31-2011, 02:32 PM
Sent you the promo. I think it's a winner! xD

K-Jammin
05-31-2011, 02:37 PM
WHERE is Leggo?!?!?!

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 02:38 PM
WHERE is Leggo?!?!?!

With V3!!! ;)

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 02:39 PM
Sent you the promo. I think it's a winner! xD

thanks man! I lol'd!!

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 02:39 PM
Sent you that PM boss.

Got it Rehmix! :D

thejman93
05-31-2011, 02:40 PM
WHERE is Leggo?!?!?!

Legs was in the "Riddle of the Day" thread earlier....

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 02:41 PM
So what time Warfare will be on??

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 02:42 PM
So what time Warfare will be on??

Probably for another three hours or so.

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 02:46 PM
Probably for another three hours or so.

I'm gonna TiVo it, Oh yeeeeeeah.

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 03:08 PM
Probably for another three hours or so.
Ok I'm sure you gonna make a great show as always

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 03:35 PM
I can't wait for Warfare!!


People just love to hate him?

I'm sending you a PM Roman.


WHERE is Leggo?!?!?!

Camping with the Mrs. He should be back shortly though.

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 03:48 PM
I'm sending you a PM Roman.


I'll be here.

Leggo
05-31-2011, 03:52 PM
I can't wait for Warfare!!



I'm sending you a PM Roman.



Camping with the Mrs. He should be back shortly though.

I'm here guys, sorry for the short absence, I've had a lot on recently as well as taking the Leggsters camping. But I'm back! And another excerpt from "by George" is coming soon!

@SES what's happening this week bro? What's needed for Georgie boy?!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 04:06 PM
I'll be here.

I sent it to you. Sorry for the delay, I just had to write it all out first.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 04:08 PM
I'm here guys, sorry for the short absence, I've had a lot on recently as well as taking the Leggsters camping. But I'm back! And another excerpt from "by George" is coming soon!

@SES what's happening this week bro? What's needed for Georgie boy?!

I hope you had fun my bruva.

I'll be sending V-3 yet another three way PM for what the plans are for this week later on today (in all likelihood), so you'll be in on the loop very shortly.

thejman93
05-31-2011, 04:11 PM
SES, if you ever need anything for Mayhem feel free to PM me. My JBW work week usually ends on Monday nights.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 04:17 PM
SES, if you ever need anything for Mayhem feel free to PM me. My JBW work week usually ends on Monday nights.

Well that's good to hear. With the tag division brand separation those opportunities will probably come few and far between, but i will certainly let you know if/when I'll need anything from you.

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 04:37 PM
I sent it to you. Sorry for the delay, I just had to write it all out first.

You're good 'bro.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 04:44 PM
You're good 'bro.

Coolio. I actually just sent you a couple more...I know, I send a lot of PMs lol.

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 04:46 PM
Coolio. I actually just sent you a couple more...I know, I send a lot of PMs lol.

Naw, it's fine. There are things to hammer out so it completely understandable. Plus, the sooner things get set, the better.

jhorton1215
05-31-2011, 05:15 PM
Sent in my other promo. Hope this Warfare's a good one.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 06:08 PM
Sent in my other promo. Hope this Warfare's a good one.

I'm very positive about this week's Warfare!

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 06:48 PM
Hey WWTNA you got my PM from a few days ago right?

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 06:51 PM
Hey WWTNA you got my PM from a few days ago right?

Yup! Its great man! I got everything going and can't wait to post the show!

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 06:59 PM
oh btw guys come friday I'll be on vacation till Wednesday (Friday I got a concert to go to spent $200 and am super stoked :D and saturday I'm off to Florida for Disney World to complete my childhood :D) so I'll be posting less but hopefully I can still read some of the stuff on my phone and WWTNA if you need anything from me for Next week let me know :)

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 07:06 PM
oh btw guys come friday I'll be on vacation till Wednesday (Friday I got a concert to go to spent $200 and am super stoked :D and saturday I'm off to Florida for Disney World to complete my childhood :D) so I'll be posting less but hopefully I can still read some of the stuff on my phone and WWTNA if you need anything from me for Next week let me know :)

I'll send you a PM after the show and congrats man! :D

Manabu
05-31-2011, 07:08 PM
oh btw guys come friday I'll be on vacation till Wednesday (Friday I got a concert to go to spent $200 and am super stoked :D and saturday I'm off to Florida for Disney World to complete my childhood :D) so I'll be posting less but hopefully I can still read some of the stuff on my phone and WWTNA if you need anything from me for Next week let me know :)

what band are you going to see?

K-Jammin
05-31-2011, 07:11 PM
oh btw guys come friday I'll be on vacation till Wednesday (Friday I got a concert to go to spent $200 and am super stoked :D and saturday I'm off to Florida for Disney World to complete my childhood :D) so I'll be posting less but hopefully I can still read some of the stuff on my phone and WWTNA if you need anything from me for Next week let me know :)

I can't even begin to explain how jealous I am right now

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 07:11 PM
what band are you going to see?

alright alright so I am going to see The New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys :D I'm a huge fan of BSB also going with a girl I like so it's a win win for me haha

Manabu
05-31-2011, 07:15 PM
alright alright so I am going to see The New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys :D I'm a huge fan of BSB also going with a girl I like so it's a win win for me haha

hahaha, they're still around?
Have fun!

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 07:15 PM
hahaha, they're still around?
Have fun!

haha yea they teamed up for a North American tour and thanks I will!

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 07:16 PM
alright alright so I am going to see The New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys :D I'm a huge fan of BSB also going with a girl I like so it's a win win for me haha

Have a good time!!

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 07:18 PM
I can't even begin to explain how jealous I am right now

^^^^^:(^^^^^

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 07:18 PM
Have a good time!!

and knowing I'll be Warfare TV champion while I'm there will make it even better :p lol seriously though thanks

K-Jammin
05-31-2011, 07:25 PM
^^^^^:(^^^^^

Heartbreaking stuff right? :(

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 07:28 PM
Heartbreaking stuff right? :(

any specific character you want to get a shout out from?

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 07:29 PM
Heartbreaking stuff right? :(

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/cute-kitten-crying.jpg

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 07:30 PM
any specific character you want to get a shout out from?


this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4324413926_b82995e683.jpg

K-Jammin
05-31-2011, 07:33 PM
any specific character you want to get a shout out from?

donald duck!!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 07:38 PM
donald duck!!!!

I got your latest and greatest K-Jam. It sounds awesome.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 07:39 PM
this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4324413926_b82995e683.jpg

Come to think of it I got your PM too. I'll be sending you a response shortly.

K-Jammin
05-31-2011, 07:45 PM
I got your latest and greatest K-Jam. It sounds awesome.

Thank you man, got some great ideas regarding this little scenario! :D

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 07:46 PM
Come to think of it I got your PM too. I'll be sending you a response shortly.

ok cool, but why is goofy going to hell?!?!?!?

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 07:47 PM
ok cool, but why is goofy going to hell?!?!?!?

He refused to the join the "Kiss My Ass" club.

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 07:50 PM
He refused to the join the "Kiss My Ass" club.

HEY, you can't prove that............................ can you?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 08:01 PM
ok cool, but why is goofy going to hell?!?!?!?

I don't know mate, it's your picture lol.

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 08:03 PM
ok cool, but why is goofy going to hell?!?!?!?

It's a "Dogs don't go to Heaven" joke

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 08:07 PM
The show is almost up guys!

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 08:33 PM
The show is almost up guys!

Make it bloody!

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 08:43 PM
Make it bloody!

Ric Flair bloody? ;)

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 08:48 PM
Ric Flair bloody? ;)

Steve Austin bloody.

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 08:58 PM
Steve Austin bloody.

Rey Mysterio bloody.... wait?

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 09:17 PM
I wanna know who from JBW wants to tackle me?

Rehmix
05-31-2011, 09:20 PM
I wanna know who from JBW wants to tackle me?

Confused by this question.

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 09:20 PM
The show is almost up guys!

Technical Difficulties?

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 09:21 PM
I wanna know who from JBW wants to tackle me?

IC: I beat you on Dynasty, (HWA) i'm finished with you

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 09:25 PM
Chicken shit

the-rocks-stunner
05-31-2011, 09:26 PM
Chicken shit

http://r2kf.com/files/stonecold001.jpg

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 09:27 PM
Technical Difficulties?

Something like that. ;)

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 09:30 PM
Something like that. ;)

This is what you get for using IPITB as your secret booker.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 09:32 PM
I guess so

jhorton1215
05-31-2011, 09:34 PM
We want Warfare!

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 09:41 PM
WWTNA Mark could you update the roster page I'm listed as a face

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 10:04 PM
WWTNA Mark could you update the roster page I'm listed as a face

I'll get to that.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 10:05 PM
Warfare is 90% done. I just got to add the final touches and we are good.

broc808
05-31-2011, 10:07 PM
cant wait to see the show you get my PM

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 10:12 PM
A last message, I am hereby banned an I just want you guys to know that I wish the best for you and that this company strives to be the best! And never disagree with a mod cause they cannot handle it and will ban you!

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 10:18 PM
A last message, I am hereby banned an I just want you guys to know that I wish the best for you and that this company strives to be the best! And never disagree with a mod cause they cannot handle it and will ban you!

Wut.
in the buttbutt

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 10:19 PM
A last message, I am hereby banned an I just want you guys to know that I wish the best for you and that this company strives to be the best! And never disagree with a mod cause they cannot handle it and will ban you!

WHOA!!! Banned!? What happened man??? What did you do???

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 10:20 PM
Rich Cranium.....seriously....you are gonna bring it here?

Seriously.....if people were banned because they were against the mods, the users wouldn't be here.

Man.....

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 10:32 PM
WHOA!!! Banned!? What happened man??? What did you do???

I said Bodom's argument was inane. Point is, don't go against their judgement or you are screwed!

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 10:33 PM
I said Bodom's argument was inane. Point is, don't go against their judgement or you are screwed!

If this was true, you would have been banned by Bodom.

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 10:37 PM
We want Warfare!!!

RomanFlare
05-31-2011, 10:38 PM
We want Warfare!!!

My balls itch.... for WARFARE!

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 10:41 PM
If this was true, you would have been banned by Bodom.

But you keep questioning me like I was in a mob trial. If you don't won't people debating against you, then don't live in an insecure world and just be yourself.

Rehmix
05-31-2011, 10:44 PM
Warfare?...

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 10:45 PM
Warfare?...

Its finished. I just have to check a few things.

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 10:45 PM
But you keep questioning me like I was in a mob trial. If you don't won't people debating against you, then don't live in an insecure world and just be yourself.

That was not the topic. The topic was your change in attitude. It only just so happens that you were against a moderator when you had your negative remarks. All I wanted to know is why you gave a negative remark but you keep going on with "I'm gonna get banned" or "Don't go against the mods! Insta-ban".

I also want to know why you are doing that as well.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 10:49 PM
That was not the topic. The topic was your change in attitude. It only just so happens that you were against a moderator when you had your negative remarks. All I wanted to know is why you gave a negative remark but you keep going on with "I'm gonna get banned" or "Don't go against the mods! Insta-ban".

I also want to know why you are doing that as well.

All i know is I gotta be me and if you don't like it, fair enough.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 10:50 PM
A last message, I am hereby banned an I just want you guys to know that I wish the best for you and that this company strives to be the best! And never disagree with a mod cause they cannot handle it and will ban you!

Are you joking? Rich is banned??? WTH!

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 10:50 PM
Now as Interesting as it is to know WHY Rich got banned...I have a TV title to go win

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 10:53 PM
All i know is I gotta be me and if you don't like it, fair enough.

I really don't know why you are asking for a ban but you aren't getting it. All I want is an answer to your attitude change.


Are you joking? Rich is banned??? WTH!

He is not banned.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 10:54 PM
Does anyone know the thread in question where this all took place? Oh and Rich, it doesn't look like your banned buddy, maybe just in a little bit of heat. A warning perhaps?

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 10:57 PM
Does anyone know the thread in question where this all took place? Oh and Rich, it doesn't look like your banned buddy, maybe just in a little bit of heat. A warning perhaps?

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?6776-Ryder-on-the-storm/page2

Rehmix
05-31-2011, 10:58 PM
Well this is turning into quite an eventful night.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
05-31-2011, 10:59 PM
He is not banned.

Yeah I know that now. I made that post when I just read his original comment and not the subsequent replies.

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 11:00 PM
I really don't understand what happened

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 11:03 PM
from what I read either A) that's not really Rich or B) motherfucker be trollin'

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:05 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/Warfare_logo-1.jpg?t=1300516897

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCodrZUgrdo&playnext=1&list=PL4CB1361793B6DDBD
Welcome to JBW Warfare!!! The pyros hit and the fans are buzzing to see whats in store for them tonight!!! Tonight should be a great night as always as we pick up where we left off from last week! Tonight, we see HolyJose take on Markus Beerstein for his Warfare TV title in a Hardcore match!!! We will see IPITB confront Tad Locust as he cost him the Warfare World title last week on Warfare! The FSA and SuperNova feud looks to be heating up, starting back to Pioneered Annihilation! Lets get this show started!!! Lets get this show started!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAvpm9t5wlA&feature=related
The FSA makes their way to the ring along side with leader Manabu and Warfare World Champion Snair and the fans boo them as the FSA walks along. Manabu and Snair has a mic in their hands and Manabu speaks first,

"I guess it's that time again, the time where your hearts fill with hope in that someone can finally stop The FSA but do you guys not get the idea? We can't be stopped! Were you not watching Pioneered Annihilation where every member of The FSA won their match? You all prayed and hoped that at least one of us would be defeated but all your idols and saviours came up short. And yet you all have faith in them, you know what faith is for? for things that don't exist!
But what really ticks me off, what really makes my pure and elegant blood boil? is you guys sitting here booing me, coming up with childish little chants. Do none of you realise what I'm doing!? I'm guiding you to the light! I'm saving you from the destroyed land that this world will become I'm trying to find you a way into the glorious bastion! But you all spit it back into my face, I hear some of you saying that I'm feeding false lies FALSE LIES!? Is that why every member of The FSA is getting their deepest desires? is that why every day we're converting people to a better life, clean from the diseases and vile putrid blood that runs through this world.
So tonight I'm making you all a promise, we're going to make an example of the SuperNova at Global Uprising. We'll show all of you ungrateful bastards what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you! The SuperNova is going to burn out, hows that gonna feel? Your fake saviours from the shadows will be nothing but a smoldering mess of blood and crushed dreams and as your hope crumbles into pieces and you see the light I will cast judgement over all of you and send you all into the black abyss the world will become!
*The crowd begins to boo and a lieing bastard chant starts*
Ohh you all think I'm lieing? Well tonight I will send someone into the abyss! I will show you all the consequences of believing in fake heroes, I'm you're only hero! I will reap vengeance! On TheDevilsAdvocate!
This will be the end of you and if you dont get out here then I will come find you, and believe me you'd rather have an official to stop your suffering than The FSA breathing down your neck, sending a cold chill through your spine."

Snair holds his title proudly and says congratulations igetwild for associating yourself with fsa.I hope you are better than rko bcause mistakes are not tolerated here in fsa.Speaking of mistakes,TDA is no.1 contender for my title but like I said last week you never had the luxury of a brain. You see, my path is choosen and you sealed your fate by standing against me. When i injured you previously i was just trying to save you from your misery but you just wont listen. My mentor Manabu challenged you to a match tonight to slap some sense into you himself. So what do you say TDA? Do you except his challenge?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWBVx0U484&feature=related
TheDevilsAdvacate along with SuperNova makes their way to the stage area and TheDevilsAdvacate speaks,

"I accept your challenge! You better give me all that you have Manabu because I am not going to hold back on you! Tonight will be the perfect opportunity for me to show everybody in attendance just what I plan on doing to Snair at Global Uprising. I plan on making the second Pay Per View that I have ever been apart of THE best of the best. But for now you all will only get a preview of whats to come. I have risen too far up on the ladder now to lose my step, and I do not plan on falling just yet."

-The Crowd starts chanting Hell Has Risen! which draws out a smile from TDA-

"After Tonight... If I am successful... I will be one step closer to bringing down one of FSA's key figures. The rest of them will meet their fate eventually, but my eyes are only set on two individuals at the moment; That being Manabu an Snair. Manabu!! Your time has come now.. Since you have laid down the challenge. I will lay down the rules for the match.. The first rule is that there are NO rules! Our match Tonight will be a no DQ match... Anything goes."

*Trips88 speaks* "Thats right boys! TDA vs Manabu looks to happen tonight! TheDevilsAdvacate will kick the FSA leader's ass and will go on t kicking Snair's ass at Global Uprising! *Crowd cheers* Speaking of Global Uprising, something just occurred to me that since TDA will compete against Snair for the Warfare World title at Global Uprising, that only leaves three members of SuperNova that will compete against four members of the FSA. I realized this so I made a few phone calls to a few friends that help us at Global Uprising and found just the guy that will be an asset to the SuperNova team. Lets just say that he will love to help with getting rid of the FSA! You all will meet him at Global Uprising! The clock is ticking FSA and your time will come to an end!" SuperNova leaves the stage area leaving the FSA confused as who the FSA could be. Well who could it be??? I guess we'll find out at Global Uprising.

We now know what our main event is and it is HUGE! TheDevilsAdvacte and Manabu meet for the first time in a NO DQ match!!! It should be great!!!

Here is Dave with Warfare TV champion Markus Beerstein prior his title defense against Holyjose

D:"Markus later tonight you will have to defend your title in a street fight agains...(the champ interrups)

MB: "whoa whoa hold on there Dave, man you look a little tense, you need to relax"

D: "well I...

MB: "wait I have the solution for ya, would you like to drink a beer with me??, you what say"

D: "Actually I would love a beer right now"

MB: "Perfect!!, That's what I wanted to hear", (Markus brings two bottles and handle one of them to Dave)

MB: "so lets drink cheers"

D: Thank you, che...

MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!, before Dave could even had a zip, Markus Beerstein broke the beer bottle on his hand in Daves' head, Dave is laying unconscions and he seems he is in a very bad shape, medical team arrives and they are attending Dave,

MB: "I hope you enjoyed the beer",

Beerstein pick ups the bottle on the floor and proceeds to drink
Dave is being carried away in a stretcher by the paramedics

MB: you'll see jose, this is just a little example of what I'm going to do to you later tonight, oh I promise you by the end of the night you will join little poor Dave in the hospital you useless bastard!!, I'm gonna finish you tonight, I'm gonna break your damn neck and I'm gonna make you wish you never entered in the same ring with the TEUTONIC CRUSHER!!!!!, tonight I'll leave still as TV champion and in the next PPV my boy Snair will destroy your little friend TDA, your are all doomed!!, there's no one that can stop the five brightest starts in the wrestling industry, not the V-3, not Chainsaw and his goofballs, especially YOU, I'll meet you in the ring hahaha!!

MB:BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Match 1 The Arisocrats vs LMPunker and KJ PUNK

The Arisocrats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZI76XNKkk&feature=player_embedded
The Arisocrats make there way to the ring. Last week, thedag revealed his new found self and tonight, him and thejman93 looks to get back to business as Warfare Tag Team Champions.

LMPunker and KJ PUNK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ6_F3r9LXY&feature=related
LMPunker and KJ PUNK makes there way to the ring to take on the reigning Warfare Tag Team Champions.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXmEFI1b4o
The Arisocrats win!!! What a match!!!

Post match, both the Arisocrats picks up a mic and speaks, *thejman93 speaks*

"What's up JBW?! *crowd pops* What did you guys think of the new dag? *A mostly positive reaction from the crowd but some boos are heard as well* Listen, I know you guys are hesitent in accepting this change in The Aristocrats but rest assured that we will still be the most dominate tag team in JBW no matter what. *big pop* Now I'm gonna hand it over to my partner to talk about our next opponent."

*thejman93 hands the mic to thedag* "First off I just wanna say that my partner is spot on; my sexual preferance will have zero effect on how I proform in this ring. *crowd pops* Now on to business. Ramjam and The Ice cream man have been looking for a title shot for while now and now we're ready to give it to them. If you think your wacky ass attitudes will scare us you are sadly mistaken. We haven't been JBW tag teams champs since day one because we scare easily. In fact, at Global Uprising, we'll show you exactly why we are the most dominate team in pro wresting today!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUagP7YaWZU&feature=player_embedded
The lights dim red as The Arisocrats are sttill in the ring. We hear a mysterious evil laugh and ice cream music which freaks out thejman93 and thedag. Where the hell is it coming from?! Whats going on here?!

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:06 PM
HolyJose is backstage, getting ready for his match tonight. He looks into the camera and speaks, *Opens up a bottle of Dos Equis and takes a sip* "Beerstein I told you before that I would defeat you for the Warfare TV Championship. Tonight the talking is done we see who really deserves to be the Warfare TV Champion. JBW fans when I win and become the NEW Warfare TV Champion it goes out to all of you because without you the fans I am nothing. *pause to take another sip of his beer* So Beerstein TONIGHT you and me in a street fight to determine The Warfare TV Champion and when I'm finished with you tonight come Global Uprising SuperNova destroys The FSA the same way I took out their weakest link tonight!"

Match 2: Steve Austin vs tnawhat

Steve Austin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-USHXbY-9ws
Newcomer Steve Austin makes his way to the ring and he bills from the UK as a former soccer player and has an MMA fighting background! He is what we call a JBW international talent and looks to win his first Warfare match!

tnawhat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmzSa4HIUTc
aThe masked warrior tnawhat makes his way to the ring, ready to take on JBW's new star Steve Austin.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FGoeIv25-k&feature=fvwrel
tnawhat wins!!! Steve Austin put up a great fight, gounding tnawhat and hitting him with amazing moves but tnawhat found a way to pick up a victory!

*Brown One pops up on the titantron and speaks* "You see, thats what I like, fast-paced action from international talent from around the world! You both really put on a good match tonight boys. *Crowd cheers* As you people may know, I have news for the upcoming PPV, Global Uprising. Its a special type of match that I had in mind. I'm going to have all of JBW's international wrestlers compete in a battle royal match to showcase what they do best and thats put on great matches and also to crown the winner of the battle royal the vacant Cruiserweight Championship!!! *Crowd cheers* This match will be called the JBW International Invitational match! The wrestlers that will compete in the International Invitational match is to be announced but i'll fill you fans in on who they are! Thats all I have for you fans. Thanks for your time and enjoy the rest of the show!" *Crowd cheers* Looks to be a great match i'll say! I cannot wait to see how this match plays out!!!

Since Dave got hit with a beer bottle by Markus Beerstein, Todd is with steveorton as he interviews him from his lockerroom.

Todd: Hello once again JBW fans! I'm standing by with steveorton. So steveorton, whats the situation between you and sincara?

steveorton: I don't even know how it started to tell you the truth. I don't even know whats his deal with me. I'm trying to work on my wrestling skills and improve in the ring so I have no time for sincara's bulls**t. sincara is crazy and weird so i'm not even going to fall in his little trap. Moving on, I am going to....

sincara suddenly attacks steveorton from out of nowhere with a steel pipe which knocks steveorton down on the floor.

Todd: whats your problem sincara!?

sincara: Give me the damn mic!!! *Grabs the mic from Todd*its only a matter of time now tick tock tick tock
hey steve can you hear that it is the sound of your career slowly passing away. your career it is in agony a losing streak well that was expected by a loser. but you see ive been enlightened and im going to help you... by ending your career when we eventually face off. now when you step in that ring and face the undefeated 1 me i want you to say goodbye to everyone before i end your career. and like ive said before you are just an obstickle in the way of my desteny and i will bulldose through you. but i have to think of the future which brings me to snair you are so high up at the moment but just watch what i do to steveorton because i am coming after you and your world title and i dont cara who i have to hurt to get that world title but remember 1 thing unil then snair and steveorton.
YOU WILL NEVER BREAK MY UNDEFEATED STREAK SO
CALL THE HURSES BECAUSE IM COMING
TO GET THE WORLD TITLE AND TO END STEVEORTONS CAREER !!!!!!!

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:07 PM
Match 3: HolyJose vs Markus Beerstein for the Warfare TV title

HolyJose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQMeKE638Hg
HolyJose makes his way to the ring, ready to win the Warfare TV title.

Markus Beerstein
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbOkrZSGZg
Markus Beerstein makes his way to the ring with his beer in his hands and looks to defend his title against HolyJose.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWZUzKU_0Ug
Markus Beerstein retains all because of the FSA!!! They jumped HolyJose backstage during the match which got Beerstein the pin to retain!!! The SuperNova ran in to save HolyJose but it was too late as HolyJose won the match!!! The FSA screwed HolyJose tonight!

After the match, SuperNova and the FSA are still fighting!!! This is one big brawl as bodies are flying everywhere!!! the JBW refs and staff breaks this up, just what it needed to be done.

Rehmix makes his way to the ring with a mic and speaks,

"What’s up JBW! *Crowd cheers*

So I’m kind of new here to JBW and have not had time to introduce myself. Now I have recently been going through a experiment with my name. Since I got here the locker room and JBW have been calling me Rehmix for some reason. *Crowd cheers* Never really getting my name across. Now whether that was the lack of knowing or my lack of tellingis beyond me. Now I can be myself in front of you wonderful people. *Cheers*

So I would now like to Introduce to you who I really am. My name is Malcolm Cage and I feel like you guys deserve to know a little bit about me. I have been wrestling for about 5 years and I have had to work my way up to the level I am at now like everyone else.

But since I have gotten here, I have been pushed around by guy like Markus Beerstein and rko619. *Crowd boos* Well I’m not going to stand for it. Just cause I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t hold my own.

Now I’m going to fight back, for all the little guys in this business that have failed to succeed or pushed around by the bigger guys of this industry because they were too small or easy targets.

So tonight I’m doing what’s right. I’m calling you out rko619. rko619, you’re a bully and it’s time that the bully gets beat. So I’m challenging you to a match at Global Uprising.
It’s time that you get what’s coming to you.

And on June 12th, with the support of the entire JBW audience, *Crowd cheers* I am going to put you in your Cage." *Crowd cheers*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43B8Ymeo-S4
rko619 makes his way onto the Warfare stage area and speaks, "Look here Malcolm Cage, do you realize what your getting yourself into? Your going against a beast that will rip you apart!!! I'm one pissed off man these days since getting kicked out of the FSA and I plan to make an example out of you and thats never to take rko619 for granted!!! Cage, I will accept your challenge! After Global Uprising, your ass is going to be in a hospital, wishing that you never challenged me!!!" rko619 leaves as Malcolm Cage is ready for Global Uprising. This feud is getting heated up in the worst way.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:07 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, check out the HWA fed which is associated with JBW!!! HWA goes to the extreme!!!

"HELLO MORTALS!"

The crowd quickly starts to 'boo' as Zeus Apollo enters the arena, with a microphone in hand. He stands up at the top of the ramp, grinning as he looked around the crowd in attendance.

"Well I see that I am more than welcome to be out here tonight..."

The boos get louder this time, but that only plays to Zeus' ego as he smiles and slowly walks towards the ring, talking in the meantime.

"Regardless of what you Neanderthals believe, I'm the peak of the Evolutionary scale! That's why I'm in the Five Star Attraction, because I'm the greatest thing since the thing before sliced bread, because in all honesty SLICED BREAD SUCKS! ... Strike that, I'm the greatest period! For that reason, I will lead us to victory against the team of Diet Mountain Dew Rip-Offs, where Erin Andrews frowns upon them and winks over to me... If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then you should play some catch-up."

The 'boos' get louder once again, as the fans don't understand that Zeus' feeds off of their hatred... Now at the ring, Zeus climbs the steps, through the ropes, and stands in the center, as a the lights dim and a single spotlight shines on him.

"I've beaten Stinger187 several times, hell I almost killed him... Two weeks ago I did the same thing to HolyShitIHadTooMuchJoseCuervo, and almost felt bad for the poor new guy... Almost... He should have scouted better before joining up with TrooperNova... I've yet to encounter Trips88, but the guy can't be any better than those two, so same story, same result... Yadda Yadda... Finally, I guess they've found another member to join the Three Stooges, because they have to have someone else to be dumb enough to challenge the Five Star Attraction... Whoever it is, I don't give a shit, because I'll choke him so hard, the lack of oxygen will cause his brain to shoot out his eyes and ear... Wait, he's joining up with these guys, there's NO FUCKING WAY HE CAN HAVE A BRAIN!"

Zeus amuses himself, laughing in the ring, and almost falling over...

"Now I'm bored, and nothing's going on... I've got this time scheduled to be out here, so I'm going to make a challenge to anyone in the back... Can you break my Triangle Chokehold? Jose couldn't... No one can, but it doesn't hurt to try, right? OH YES IT DOES!"

[i]The lights come back on and Zeus turns to see if anyone is stupid enough to accept his challenge."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhmwUCv1vg&feature=player_embedded
Stinger187 runs to the ring and attacks Zeus Apollo!!! I guess he accepts the challenge!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnJEQyffgX4
Zeus Apollo runs out of the ring as he wants no part of Stinger187 tonight! Stinger187 picks up the mic and speaks, "Zeus, you can run but you can't hide! I will face you one more time Zeus! You may have beaten me two times but i'll be damned if you beat me again! Get a good luck at my face as your going to be seeing it a lot often!" Stinger187 really wants a match with Zeus Apollo but Zeus doesn't want another match with him. Looks like this match won't happen for a long time.

Markus Beerstein is backstage celebrating with the FSA with some beer for 'retaining' his title. This group makes me sick!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIF_HtE-4No
IPITB makes his way into the ring with a mic in his hands and a steel chair as hes in a pissed off mood. Tad Locust cost IPITB a chance to regain back his Warfare World title against Snair which added fuel to the fire. IPITB gets into the ring and speaks, "I'm not going to beat around the bush here. Tad Locust, I don't know who the hell you are or why you cost me my Warfare World title last week but I don't care what the reason was! Get your ass in this ring right now!!!"

*Tad Locust is on the titantron* "Calm down IPITB. Don't get mad at me because it isn't my fault. He told me to cost you the match last week against Snair. I already told you that he told me to screw you out of a title. I have to listen to what he says because he and I are closer then you think. I'm really a nice guy to be honest. There will be a time where he will reveal himself and confront you but for right now, he is unknown and will stay that way until he decides to reveal himself."

*IPITB speaks* "He, we, she, I don't give a rat's ass! You cost me my Warfare World title and now you will pay. Right now, i'm going to go find you, haunt you down and get payback!" *IPITB leaves the ring to find Tad Locust backstage*

Without hesitation, Zeus Apollo barges into The Brown One's office, not looking very pleased at the moment.

"Look Charlie! I'm sick and tired of seeing Stinger187's face week-after-week! The guy needs to learn to accept to defeat, so please keep him away from me! He doesn't belong in my presence and the sight of the guy sickens me."

Zeus calms down long enough to let The President of JBW get in a response.

*Brown One speaks* "I already talked to Stinger187 and we came to a compromise that he will not attack you or go near you anymore. The same goes for you too Zeus. I'm not peace maker but there will be no random fights spewing on this show, it simply won't." Zeus thanks Brown One, leaving Brown One's office.

Match 5: rko619 vs Tom George

rko619
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43B8Ymeo-S4
rko619 makes his way to the ring.

Tom George
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0hlKwE8f8
Tom George makes his way to the ring.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pU7bMmcVvQ
rko619 wins! Just dominating the match!!!

rko619 picks up the mic and speaks, "You see Rehmix!?! You see what i'm capable of!?! I will destroy you at Global Uprising!!! You just made your life worse by challenging the beast rko619!!!" rko619 drops the mic and leaves the ring.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:08 PM
The Prophecy says that he has a special surprise for VKM and he will reveal it right now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9vxzVjEZg&feature=player_embedded
The Prophecy makes his way to the ring with a mic in his hands and a smile on his face. What does The Prophecy have up his sleeve? He gets into the ring and speaks,

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and Prophecy fans around the World, do I have a treat for you all tonight. One of the fastest rising stars in JBW, and former tag team partner of mine VKM has a brother, and tonight I invited him along for a tete-a-tete. So please give a warm welcome for Max Ryan, who comes to us all the way from beautiful Baltimore Maryland."

The Prophecy gives him a standing ovation then passes him a microphone.

"Now Max, I assume its ok to call you Max, I can understand you being a bit on edge tonight seeing as how your brother and I arent exactly seeing eye to eye, but my beef is with him and not you. Now VKM is a bit of amystery isnt he Max and I think our great JBW fans deserve to know the man behind the enigma. Now I know how hard life was for you and VKM growing up, the 2 of you formed a special bond, where you helped each other out, and depended on each other to live, isnt that right?"

Max nods in agreement with a tear in his eye.

"I think everyone here can see how emotional this is for you, and I think you are doing a great job Max thank you. How great is it to see your brother competing here in JBW, and living his dream?"

Max smiles, "Its incredible Im so proud"

"As well you should be Max, your brother is doing a stand up job here and we all are very grateful he signed with us all those months ago. Now Ill be honest Max, I have the utmost respct for VKM as both a wrestler and a person, however I know I am better than him, therefore I must beat him, I must be seen as the better man, do you see what I mean Max?"

Max looks a bit nervous now.

"You see Max I know VKM, and I know he has a sensitive side, a caring side. He has bonds with friends and family that cannot be broken, whereas I do not, and where VKM and myself are going, bonds must be broken. If he truly wants to beat me and prove he is the better man, he must go darker than he has before, he must forget about everything he has done before with you. He must become an uncaring, sadistic bastard Max, otherwise where we are going he will get hurt, and get hurt bad. Max before you go I have just 1 more little question for you...."

Max steps back looking very worried.

"Max, do you know how it feels to taste your own blood?"

The Prophecy then attacks Ryan busting him open before wiping the blood across his chest as a message to VKM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6JyVIePuc&feature=player_embedded
VKM runs right to the ring and goes after The Prophecy but The Prophecy escapes! VKM checks on his brother who looks to be beaten down real bad. VKM screams "I'm going to kill you Prophecy!!!" How could The Prophecy do such a thing!? This man is sick!!!

IPITB is backstage as he looks for Tad Locust. He says "Where are you, you son of a bitch!?!" From out of nowhere, Tad Locust strikes IPITB in the face with a steel chair!!! Tad Locust says "Sorry about that chairshot. He told me to hit you." Tad Locust leaves walking off as IPITB is knocked down to the floor.

Its time for our big main event!!!!!

Main Event: TheDevilsAdvacate vs Japanese Avenger Manabu

TheDevilsAdvacate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4yuZud4r0k&feature=related
TDA makes his way to the ring, ready for his match.

Japanese Avenger Manabu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovAk5avdzE
Manabu makes his way to the ring and looks to teach TDA a lesson.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noVQjm2ZWgI
Manabu wins all because Snair detracted TDA from ringside!!! Snair is really getting into the head of TDA!!! Who can stop the FSA!?!

Thats all the time we have folks, we will see you next week!!! JBW!

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:11 PM
I am Rich fellas! If you clicked on the subsequent link, I voice my opinion. To get butthurt over such a statement is uncomprehensible! Was I really wrong in my debate? I will apologize if my remarks hurt someone.

jhorton1215
05-31-2011, 11:13 PM
You left out the first part of my promo... It's incomplete :/

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:14 PM
I am Rich fellas! If you clicked on the subsequent link, I voice my opinion. To get butthurt over such a statement is uncomprehensible! Was I really wrong in my debate? I will apologize if my remarks hurt someone.

Here is what I know from Rich.....he wouldn't voice his opinions in a negative way.

I am convinced that you are NOT Rich.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:17 PM
You left out the first part of my promo... It's incomplete :/

I put it in. Sorry about that.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:17 PM
Then who am I?

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:20 PM
Then who am I?

Yup definitely not Rich.

You must be a butthurt ex-user that hacked Rich's account.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:21 PM
Sorry about the mistakes in the show guys. I rushed the show a bit too much and left things out but I fixed it. I hope the show turned out well.

broc808
05-31-2011, 11:21 PM
great warfare thanks for mentioning HWA ill see you all tommarow

jhorton1215
05-31-2011, 11:21 PM
I put it in. Sorry about that.

No problem. Just made the show much more funny xD

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:23 PM
I am Rich Cranium! Anyone, ask me a ?. Give me KashD or MassD or Samoan619 or even Leggo.

Rehmix
05-31-2011, 11:23 PM
Yay for Warfare! Great Show WWTNA and the entire Warfare roster!

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:24 PM
Yup definitely not Rich.

You must be a butthurt ex-user that hacked Rich's account.

Do you really want proof?

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:25 PM
Do you really want proof?

Can you actually provide it?

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:25 PM
Yup definitely not Rich.

You must be a butthurt ex-user that hacked Rich's account.

Don't you have access to my IP Address?

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:26 PM
Can you actually provide it?

I can prove who I am and who I am not.

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 11:28 PM
Great Warfare WWTNA!

IC: BEERSTIEN! Now I'm not going to whine and complain demanding a rematch but God dammit that just proved my fucking point! You cannot win a match with out your Fag Star Alliance members helping you out! You can bet your ass that by Global Uprising I will beat the shit out of you AND be the Warfare TV Champion.

OOC:1) if me using the term fag has offended anyone I do apologize. 2) WWTNA I'll be waiting for the Pm to send you for next weeks show

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:29 PM
I can prove who I am and who I am not.

Do it then. I wanna see how you can prove that you are in fact Rich.

Depending on the outcome, you may get your wish.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:29 PM
No, no, I want Kash or Siaki to ask me something that only we know via PM.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:30 PM
Do it then. I wanna see how you can prove that you are in fact Rich.

Depending on the outcome, you may get your wish.

So if I spill the dirt, then you will ban me?

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:31 PM
No, no, I want Kash or Siaki to ask me something that only we know via PM.

No no no. You do it here.

If you wanna prove anything, you do it on my terms.

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:31 PM
So if I spill the dirt, then you will ban me?

We will see.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:32 PM
Great Warfare WWTNA!

IC: BEERSTIEN! Now I'm not going to whine and complain demanding a rematch but God dammit that just proved my fucking point! You cannot win a match with out your Fag Star Alliance members helping you out! You can bet your ass that by Global Uprising I will beat the shit out of you AND be the Warfare TV Champion.

OOC:1) if me using the term fag has offended anyone I do apologize. 2) WWTNA I'll be waiting for the Pm to send you for next weeks show

Thanks man! I'll send you that PM probably tomorrow though.

Pumpkinhead
05-31-2011, 11:33 PM
Good show!!! man but that error kinda made my promo a little weird, not complaining thought!!

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:34 PM
OK then,

I am others that rule the EFeds!

I am the one and only...Shut your mouth~...What.....I said Shutup!

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:35 PM
SG, do you really want me to do it?

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 11:35 PM
Thanks man! I'll send you that PM probably tomorrow though.

sounds goo my friend

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:35 PM
OK then,

I am others that rule the EFeds!

I am the one and only...Shut your mouth~...What.....I said Shutup!

1....

Two more tries.....Go again.

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:35 PM
SG, do you really want me to do it?


Go ahead. Amuse me.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:41 PM
Ok, last and final try and I am sure you will ban me but here it is:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have vicariously Russo swerved you all!

These guys I have played in only the EFeds but here you are:

SilverLace
Silverdust
RamJam are me for JBW

Me:L RC
SilverCena
Cena
and Rci Flair

Are all EWNCW!

HolyJose2391
05-31-2011, 11:42 PM
Ok, last and final try and I am sure you will ban me but here it is:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have vicariously Russo swerved you all!

These guys I have played in only the EFeds but here you are:

SilverLace
Silverdust
RamJam are me for JBW

Me:L RC
SilverCena
Cena
and Rci Flair

Are all EWNCW!

I am so fucking confused

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:44 PM
Ok, last and final try and I am sure you will ban me but here it is:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have vicariously Russo swerved you all!

These guys I have played in only the EFeds but here you are:

SilverLace
Silverdust
RamJam are me for JBW

Me:L RC
SilverCena
Cena
and Rci Flair

Are all EWNCW!

I am not convinced. Any hacker can retrieve that sort of info.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:44 PM
I am so fucking confused

Me too. lol

Iron Ape
05-31-2011, 11:46 PM
These asinine shenanigans with Rich's account reek of El_Dandy's particular brand of shittiness.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:46 PM
Me too. lol

No, you knew all along bro

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:47 PM
No, you knew all along bro

I knew what???

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:47 PM
These asinine shenanigans with Rich's account reek of El_Dandy's particular brand of shittiness.

You, you are a smart guy, you know!

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:48 PM
I knew what???

You just knew.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:49 PM
Get me Kash, he knows more about me than anyone else here.

WWTNA Mark
05-31-2011, 11:49 PM
You just knew.

I have no idea what your talking about Rich. :/

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:49 PM
Get me Kash, he knows more about me than anyone else here.

That won't prove anything. And I know Kash better.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:50 PM
I have no idea what your talking about Rich. :/

See, you know me.

Iron Ape
05-31-2011, 11:50 PM
You, you are a smart guy, you know!
And you're evidently a simpleton in need of a new hobby. Quit mucking up people's threads with your awfulness.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:51 PM
That won't prove anything. And I know Kash better.

Kash is the only member that knows certain things.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:52 PM
And you're evidently a simpleton in need of a new hobby. Quit mucking up people's threads with your awfulness.

Then get a grip on reality and tell these people it's me.

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:53 PM
Kash is the only member that knows certain things.

Doesn't everyone know certain things? Now spill it!

Are you El_Dandy?

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:56 PM
Doesn't everyone know certain things? Now spill it!

Are you El_Dandy?

No, now ask Ape if he remembers me asking about his recipe, specifically the Pot roast one.

Rich Cranium
05-31-2011, 11:57 PM
Doesn't everyone know certain things? Now spill it!

Are you El_Dandy?

KD is the only one that knows.

SilverGhost
05-31-2011, 11:59 PM
KD is the only one that knows.

Feels so good to have some PMs that isn't yours huh?

Rich Cranium
06-01-2011, 12:00 AM
WWTNA, sorry for disrespecting your show

SilverLace: Just slap me on the ASS! Bunny Hop Express ahead!

Silverdust: Back in the closet you!

Rich Cranium
06-01-2011, 12:01 AM
Feels so good to have some PMs that isn't yours huh?

Your in such denial.

SilverGhost
06-01-2011, 12:03 AM
Your in such denial.

You didn't provide anything. Anyone with computer knowledge can pull this off.

WWTNA Mark
06-01-2011, 12:18 AM
Good show!!! man but that error kinda made my promo a little weird, not complaining thought!!

I fixed it. It does irritates me to find errors in the shows. I promise not to rush through a show ever again.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-01-2011, 12:22 AM
So...is Rich banned for good now? What's the deal? Do we still think that this is not really Rich talking?

WWTNA Mark
06-01-2011, 12:25 AM
So...is Rich banned for good now? What's the deal? Do we still think that this is not really Rich talking?

I doubt its him as Rich was always laid back but you never know.

Leggo
06-01-2011, 12:26 AM
You didn't provide anything. Anyone with computer knowledge can pull this off.

If it is Rich, he'll know about the dream I had about him and SES... What was it about? Only Rich would know this.

Leggo
06-01-2011, 12:27 AM
You didn't provide anything. Anyone with computer knowledge can pull this off.

If it is Rich, he'll know about the dream I had about him and SES... What was it about? Only Rich would know this.

Iron Ape
06-01-2011, 12:38 AM
If it is Rich, he'll know about the dream I had about him and SES... What was it about? Only Rich would know this.
Was this dream discussed in a PM? Because if it was, and someone hacked into his account, they would have access to that information.

THEKEVINBRAND
06-01-2011, 12:50 AM
Man this has turned into an interesting court show!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-01-2011, 12:51 AM
So how is Rich supposed to prove that he is who he is? Would the IP address thing he suggested originally work?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-01-2011, 12:54 AM
This dream that Leggo is talking about intrigues me as well. You dreaming about me now Legs? LOL

SilverGhost
06-01-2011, 12:54 AM
So how is Rich supposed to prove that he is who he is? Would the IP address thing he suggested originally work?

It wouldn't......IP addresses can be changed....

Leggo
06-01-2011, 01:04 AM
@iron ape yes mate, it was in a pm

@SES you're always on my mind baby! Lol will pm you the dream derails later.

I haven't even read warfare yet!

Kashdinero
06-01-2011, 02:13 AM
Nooooo!!!!! WTF!!!!! Why, Rich, you should never have revealed you other identities, man!!! Shit, I hope you read this, and know that Kash is slightly worried for you, dude.... What I would like for everyone to get out of this, is that Rich was the ultimate e-fed poster, and lets all hope he will be back soon.

I'm off to read Warfare now, but I did catch a little snippet, regarding Marcus and Dave.... Not impressed.

K-Jammin
06-01-2011, 02:22 AM
Only I beat up Dave! If it happens again, i will break the culprits legs. Ya' Dig?

THEKEVINBRAND
06-01-2011, 02:39 AM
Nooooo!!!!! WTF!!!!! Why, Rich, you should never have revealed you other identities, man!!! Shit, I hope you read this, and know that Kash is slightly worried for you, dude.... What I would like for everyone to get out of this, is that Rich was the ultimate e-fed poster, and lets all hope he will be back soon.

I'm off to read Warfare now, but I did catch a little snippet, regarding Marcus and Dave.... Not impressed.

he was seeriously all those characters? damn

Iron Ape
06-01-2011, 03:25 AM
I'm pretty fucking shocked, as well as disappointed, to find out that was likely Rich, after all. I genuinely didn't think that was him, as all of his account's most recent posts seemed so very, very out of character (as well as sort of nonsensical and crazy). I always liked the guy, so I hope he's able to sort himself out.

MattElder
06-01-2011, 03:43 AM
Im not 100% convinced! if he is these people he can can send me SilverCenas promo for this week! lol

Kashdinero
06-01-2011, 04:07 AM
Only I beat up Dave! If it happens again, i will break the culprits legs. Ya' Dig?

Oi!! Watch that over inflated pie-hole of yours, son. If it gets any bigger it'll be the perfect size for me to reach in with my fist, grab the top of your yellow spine and "FINISH HIM" like the best Mortal Kombat character, ever! Fact.

Run along now, MassDinero has way bigger fish to fry, and has no time for, ahem, mid-carders... Hahahahaha!!!!


OOC: K-Jammin vs Ma$$Dinero = mass dinero 4 WWTNA... WWWYKI!! (I only found out what WWWYKI meant a few hours ago, and I just had to use it lolololololol)

K-Jammin
06-01-2011, 04:55 AM
Oi!! Watch that over inflated pie-hole of yours, son. If it gets any bigger it'll be the perfect size for me to reach in with my fist, grab the top of your yellow spine and "FINISH HIM" like the best Mortal Kombat character, ever! Fact.

Run along now, MassDinero has way bigger fish to fry, and has no time for, ahem, mid-carders... Hahahahaha!!!!


OOC: K-Jammin vs Ma$$Dinero = mass dinero 4 WWTNA... WWWYKI!! (I only found out what WWWYKI meant a few hours ago, and I just had to use it lolololololol)

Run your mouth Massy baby, i have no problem breaking your legs either ;) and i may be a mid-carder for now but i have more talent in my dick than you do in your entire body! but that's not your fault i guess, that's just what happens when your parents are brother and sister. Poor boy, so why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal. Think your special boy? You have special needs I'l give you that. I'l be seeing you soon geezer!

OOC: Im quite shocked that you only just found out what WWWYKI means haha ;)

Kashdinero
06-01-2011, 05:37 AM
So, there I was minding my own business, when this K-Jammin fella started on me for no reason.

K-Jammin
06-01-2011, 05:49 AM
So, there I was minding my own business, when this K-Jammin fella started on me for no reason.

People can be cruel, i'l have a word with him if you want?

Kashdinero
06-01-2011, 06:01 AM
People can be cruel, i'l have a word with him if you want?

You do that. It was so out of character too. He's usually such a nice fellow.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-01-2011, 07:50 AM
Come to think of it at least SilverLace, RamJam, and Silverdust have very similar styles of writing, and I noticed that when Rich got his new job and had to start posting less often, The Silver Bros and Ramjam started posting less too. This very well may be one big coincidence, but it all adds up once I think on it.

Either way Rich, I hope to see you back soon. You are clearly one of the most prominent members of this forum even if you are just Rich Cranium. I hope once everyone cools their jets down a bit we can all put this behind us and become one big family again.

Oh and yes, K-Jammin vs. Ma$$Dinero = ratings/PPV buys. Your not gonna find two funnier people when they write their promos. And to KD...no, Subzero is NOT the best Mortal Kombat character, and that is a fact. He's a very good one, but not the best. And if you got a problem with that, then you can just GET OVER HERE!! Lol

Manabu
06-01-2011, 08:03 AM
Rich Cranium tribute show?

Pumpkinhead
06-01-2011, 08:08 AM
I fixed it. It does irritates me to find errors in the shows. I promise not to rush through a show ever again.

Thanks

IC: Once again the FSA has reign supremely on Warfare, I'm plaining keep this TV title for a very, very long time, tonight we'll gonna have a kickass celebration party at Zeus house in Mount Olympus

the-rocks-stunner
06-01-2011, 08:13 AM
think rich just got fed up and raped these threads

K-Jammin
06-01-2011, 08:19 AM
Come to think of it at least SilverLace, RamJam, and Silverdust have very similar styles of writing, and I noticed that when Rich got his new job and had to start posting less often, The Silver Bros and Ramjam started posting less too. This very well may be one big coincidence, but it all adds up once I think on it.

Either way Rich, I hope to see you back soon. You are clearly one of the most prominent members of this forum even if you are just Rich Cranium. I hope once everyone cools their jets down a bit we can all put this behind us and become one big family again.

Oh and yes, K-Jammin vs. Ma$$Dinero = ratings/PPV buys. Your not gonna find two funnier people when they write their promos. And to KD...no, Subzero is NOT the best Mortal Kombat character, and that is a fact. He's a very good one, but not the best. And if you got a problem with that, then you can just GET OVER HERE!! Lol

Music to my ears ;)

PandaMassacre
06-01-2011, 09:01 AM
Rich Cranium tribute show?

That is only if he were leaving the Fed. His Characters are still active until' they are written off. ;p I doubt the Fed Owners would agree to a release though.

the-rocks-stunner
06-01-2011, 10:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68DCjVbgaA i just had to 619!

TheBeardOfZeus
06-01-2011, 10:14 AM
That is only if he were leaving the Fed. His Characters are still active until' they are written off. ;p I doubt the Fed Owners would agree to a release though.

It's more of a pain in the arse to me that he's gone tbh.

thejman93
06-01-2011, 10:40 AM
So I logged on to read Warfare (which I haven't done yet BTW) and I find out my man Rich has gone kookoo? WTF?!

TheBeardOfZeus
06-01-2011, 10:41 AM
So I logged on to read Warfare (which I haven't done yet BTW) and I find out my man Rich has gone kookoo? WTF?!

I still believe it isn't him, that isn't the way he would react.

thejman93
06-01-2011, 10:42 AM
I still believe it isn't him, that isn't the way he would react.

You know him better than most TBOZ, so I'll go with you on that.

TheBeardOfZeus
06-01-2011, 10:44 AM
You know him better than most TBOZ, so I'll go with you on that.

But just look what he says jman, and what he puts to SG, and he sent me a PM doing our promo that made no sense at all.

It has to be a hacking, hopefully someone can clear this all up asap.

thejman93
06-01-2011, 10:47 AM
But just look what he says jman, and what he puts to SG, and he sent me a PM doing our promo that made no sense at all.

It has to be a hacking, hopefully someone can clear this all up asap.

Yeah it's gotta be a hacker.... Who though?

TheBeardOfZeus
06-01-2011, 10:50 AM
Yeah it's gotta be a hacker.... Who though?

Well, if he really controls all those guys, then if they are not banned, we will find out soon enough.

If they are, maybe someone hacked Rich to reveal it?

Or, he's done it all along, but I really, really don't think that is him.

Manabu
06-01-2011, 12:03 PM
The actual arguement in the thread seemed completely out of the blue, no motive or reason behind it at all
I don't know rich very well but I just can't imagine it being him

THEKEVINBRAND
06-01-2011, 12:04 PM
The actual arguement in the thread seemed completely out of the blue, no motive or reason behind it at all
I don't know rich very well but I just can't imagine it being him

we'll never know, even if he was hacked we won't know if it's the real Rich Cranium coming clean

samoan619
06-01-2011, 12:37 PM
Awwww damn, why Rich give up his identities?!?!? That was like the best forum secret EVER, I would be literally dying at Cena and SilverLace, and I never told a soul about anything besides Rich and Kash.. I really believe that's my boy Rich, and I hope his ban isnt permanent.. I didnt research the argument, but we all have those days or weeks where things just aint right.. But I really do think this is Rich and I hope he comes back soon to hold his roles as some of the best e-fed characters in the mix.. As Cena aka The Great Cobra would say "Sam is there, because he is greatest in ring, Sam never die.."

Edit:
Great Warfare you guys!!

TheBeardOfZeus
06-01-2011, 12:39 PM
Awwww damn, why Rich give up his identities?!?!? That was like the best forum secret EVER, I would be literally dying at Cena and SilverLace, and I never told a soul about anything besides Rich and Kash.. I really believe that's my boy Rich, and I hope his ban isnt permanent.. I didnt research the argument, but we all have those days or weeks where things just aint right.. But I really do think this is Rich and I hope he comes back soon to hold his roles as some of the best e-fed characters in the mix.. As Cena aka The Great Cobra would say "Sam is there, because he is greatest in ring, Sam never die.."

Edit:
Great Warfare you guys!!

That's annoying then, feel a little cheated out of this then.

el gabo
06-01-2011, 12:47 PM
That's annoying then, feel a little cheated out of this then.

If it was really Rich, maybe the guy got caught up with the characters.

Isn't he also a war vet ?

THEKEVINBRAND
06-01-2011, 12:47 PM
sad but we'll never know what went down (if it was really Rich)

TheBeardOfZeus
06-01-2011, 12:59 PM
If it was really Rich, maybe the guy got caught up with the characters.

Isn't he also a war vet ?

I have no idea, but if he is, I'm even more worried about the guy now.


sad but we'll never know what went down (if it was really Rich)

And it was bro, SG confirmed earlier.

RomanFlare
06-01-2011, 01:04 PM
ipitb is backstage as he looks for tad locust. He says "where are you, you son of a bitch!?!" from out of nowhere, tad locust strikes ipitb in the face with a steel chair!!! Tad locust says "sorry about that chairshot. He told me to hit you." tad locust leaves walking off as ipitb is knocked down to the floor.

holy shit! Holy shit!

the-rocks-stunner
06-01-2011, 01:08 PM
holy shit! Holy shit!

This is awesome! This is awesome!

THEKEVINBRAND
06-01-2011, 01:08 PM
And it was bro, SG confirmed earlier.

the fucker lost his marbles then

the-rocks-stunner
06-01-2011, 01:10 PM
the fucker lost his marbles then

this guy found them again!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3661/3474439214_4de3e14eef.jpg

Leggo
06-01-2011, 01:41 PM
Ok, respectfully putting the RC debacle to one side, as this thread got totally derailed for a bit, and back to JBW!

WWTNA - Great show again china! *tips hat*, They just keep getting better and better!

Loving the FSA angle and they're looking strong right now. Really liking TDA's involvement and looking forward to see how this progresses. Great writing and promos for this seg guys!

Great promos and strong writing throughout (no disrespect, havent got time to go through the whole roster) the entire roster again guys. Keep it up!!!


St George's book - "By George" will be back shortly!!

THEKEVINBRAND
06-01-2011, 01:53 PM
this guy found them again!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3661/3474439214_4de3e14eef.jpg

lol Rich needs them ASAP

Leggo
06-01-2011, 01:56 PM
lol Rich needs them ASAP

*politely put* Please can we stop these negative comments. We don't know what's going on in RC's life right now. Thanks

Pumpkinhead
06-01-2011, 02:00 PM
you are about to hit the big 1000 Leggo!!

THEKEVINBRAND
06-01-2011, 02:00 PM
*politely put* Please can we stop these negative comments. We don't know what's going on in RC's life right now. Thanks

carry on then

Leggo
06-01-2011, 02:04 PM
carry on then

Thanks TKB...

@PH200 - I know matey! not long now... I have a new pic for my sig ready and waiting!

Leggo
06-01-2011, 02:07 PM
Ok guys, more excerpts from St Georges book - "By George"... Hope you like it!

One, two, three... And there it was, my first championship belt. I was ecstatic and proud that 1pw had chosen me as their main julius. That night me, Mass and a few of the other guys from the locker room went out on the gypsy's kiss for a few brittany's to celebrate my win.

We'd been in a few near & far's early on and decided to go to one that had some tasty jack the ripper's. *At this stage, it was just me and Mass, as the other julius' couldn't handle their brittany's. Whilst sipping the finest champers (from the bottle), and stuffing scores in the tung chee hwa's and Alan whickers of the jack the rippers, Mass and I were attracting the attention of the whole near and far, especially as I was parading my new championship belt.

A few julius' came over to the VIP lounge where we were moriatying and told the jack's to leave. At this point, there were five of them, and two of us. I remember thinking, man ive just had the match of my life and I'm so tired, as well as being Brahms & listd. Mass looked over and gave me the wink, which meant follow his lead or go for it. I gave him the really?, now? Look back. Here's how it went down...

Mass: hey guys, sorry we're not into male jack the rippers

SG: mass, mass, these guys are...

Julius1: who the daffy duck do you guys think you are?

Mass: we're your worst Freddie, so back off

SG: come on guys, it's hardly fair, there's only five of you *grins at mass*

Julius2: why you... *swings at Mass*

Mass ducks in style and plants a huge knee to the bread basket. Two of the other julius' run over to me, throwing lefts and rights. I take one on the Gunga din, and it makes me mad. I manage to pull myself together and dropkick one of the bitches, and upon landing, legsweep the other moby. As I get to my feet, I look over and see Mass taking care of things. I brush myself down and hear Mass shout over (whilst pummelling the two remaining julius') "Georgie boy! Get the brittany's in!"

As I calmly walk over to the near & far, Mass shouts out again... "coming your way Georgie boy!", as Mass whips one of the julius' in my direction. At this point, I'm thinking, man again, so I use the faithful St Georges Cross (my finisher) on him. As I get to my feet for the second time, I see Mass out the corner of my eye, standing on the Jack's platform. I thought, he's not, he can't, and my patrick swayze china Mass-splashed him off the top of the platform! He got to his plates of meat, walked over to me at the near & far, and said... "get the brittany's in then tight arse!"*Another great night.

More tales from "By George" coming soon!

Sidenote: just ask for any CRS translation

K-Jammin
06-01-2011, 02:51 PM
Ok guys, more excerpts from St Georges book - "Boy George"... Hope you like it!

One, two, three... And there it was, my first championship belt. I was ecstatic and proud that 1pw had chosen me as their main julius. That night me, Mass and a few of the other guys from the locker room went out on the gypsy's kiss for a few brittany's to celebrate my win.

We'd been in a few near & far's early on and decided to go to one that had some tasty jack the ripper's. *At this stage, it was just me and Mass, as the other julius' couldn't handle their brittany's. Whilst sipping the finest champers (from the bottle), and stuffing scores in the tung chee hwa's and Alan whickers of the jack the rippers, Mass and I were attracting the attention of the whole near and far, especially as I was parading my new championship belt.

A few julius' came over to the VIP lounge where we were moriatying and told the jack's to leave. At this point, there were five of them, and two of us. I remember thinking, man ive just had the match of my life and I'm so tired, as well as being Brahms & listd. Mass looked over and gave me the wink, which meant follow his lead or go for it. I gave him the really?, now? Look back. Here's how it went down...

Mass: hey guys, sorry we're not into male jack the rippers

SG: mass, mass, these guys are...

Julius1: who the daffy duck do you guys think you are?

Mass: we're your worst Freddie, so back off

SG: come on guys, it's hardly fair, there's only five of you *grins at mass*

Julius2: why you... *swings at Mass*

Mass ducks in style and plants a huge knee to the bread basket. Two of the other julius' run over to me, throwing lefts and rights. I take one on the Gunga din, and it makes me mad. I manage to pull myself together and dropkick one of the bitches, and upon landing, legsweep the other moby. As I get to my feet, I look over and see Mass taking care of things. I brush myself down and hear Mass shout over (whilst pummelling the two remaining julius') "Georgie boy! Get the brittany's in!"

As I calmly walk over to the near & far, Mass shouts out again... "coming your way Georgie boy!", as Mass whips one of the julius' in my direction. At this point, I'm thinking, man again, so I use the faithful St Georges Cross (my finisher) on him. As I get to my feet for the second time, I see Mass out the corner of my eye, standing on the Jack's platform. I thought, he's not, he can't, and my patrick swayze china Mass-splashed him off the top of the platform! He got to his plates of meat, walked over to me at the near & far, and said... "get the brittany's in then tight arse!"*Another great night.

More tales from "By George" coming soon!

Sidenote: just ask for any CRS translation

Class Sig man ;)

samoan619
06-01-2011, 02:55 PM
Ok guys, more excerpts from St Georges book - "Boy George"... Hope you like it!

One, two, three... And there it was, my first championship belt. I was ecstatic and proud that 1pw had chosen me as their main julius. That night me, Mass and a few of the other guys from the locker room went out on the gypsy's kiss for a few brittany's to celebrate my win.

We'd been in a few near & far's early on and decided to go to one that had some tasty jack the ripper's. *At this stage, it was just me and Mass, as the other julius' couldn't handle their brittany's. Whilst sipping the finest champers (from the bottle), and stuffing scores in the tung chee hwa's and Alan whickers of the jack the rippers, Mass and I were attracting the attention of the whole near and far, especially as I was parading my new championship belt.

A few julius' came over to the VIP lounge where we were moriatying and told the jack's to leave. At this point, there were five of them, and two of us. I remember thinking, man ive just had the match of my life and I'm so tired, as well as being Brahms & listd. Mass looked over and gave me the wink, which meant follow his lead or go for it. I gave him the really?, now? Look back. Here's how it went down...

Mass: hey guys, sorry we're not into male jack the rippers

SG: mass, mass, these guys are...

Julius1: who the daffy duck do you guys think you are?

Mass: we're your worst Freddie, so back off

SG: come on guys, it's hardly fair, there's only five of you *grins at mass*

Julius2: why you... *swings at Mass*

Mass ducks in style and plants a huge knee to the bread basket. Two of the other julius' run over to me, throwing lefts and rights. I take one on the Gunga din, and it makes me mad. I manage to pull myself together and dropkick one of the bitches, and upon landing, legsweep the other moby. As I get to my feet, I look over and see Mass taking care of things. I brush myself down and hear Mass shout over (whilst pummelling the two remaining julius') "Georgie boy! Get the brittany's in!"

As I calmly walk over to the near & far, Mass shouts out again... "coming your way Georgie boy!", as Mass whips one of the julius' in my direction. At this point, I'm thinking, man again, so I use the faithful St Georges Cross (my finisher) on him. As I get to my feet for the second time, I see Mass out the corner of my eye, standing on the Jack's platform. I thought, he's not, he can't, and my patrick swayze china Mass-splashed him off the top of the platform! He got to his plates of meat, walked over to me at the near & far, and said... "get the brittany's in then tight arse!"*Another great night.

More tales from "By George" coming soon!

Sidenote: just ask for any CRS translation

A trip to the strip club w/ St George and Mass hahaha.. Thats another great excerpt from "By George", it had comedy, it had action, it had strippers and liquor.. You cant go wrong with that haha.. Keep em comin my brotha..

Leggo
06-01-2011, 02:58 PM
@Sammy

Thanks my brother from another mother! I going to have to do one that includes Siaki. Not sure how though...

Rehmix
06-01-2011, 03:14 PM
hate to see that happen to RC. But i'm glad we are back to JBW matters.

Leggo
06-01-2011, 03:24 PM
hate to see that happen to RC. But i'm glad we are back to JBW matters.

Agreed, mate agreed. Another great ep of warfare... Next up... Mayhem!

HolyJose2391
06-01-2011, 03:25 PM
@Leggo 1) great read there my friend I would honestly buy that book (and a British english to american english dictionary)it was awesome my friend and 2) Congrats on the big 1000! Leggod :)

Leggo
06-01-2011, 03:27 PM
@Leggo 1) great read there my friend I would honestly buy that book (and a British english to american english dictionary)it was awesome my friend and 2) Congrats on the big 1000! Leggod :)

Thanks HJ mate. Im enjoying writing these at present. Liked your part in warfare this week my friend!

HeelTurn
06-01-2011, 03:28 PM
Great show WWTNA, sending you a PM, you to SES

K-Jammin
06-01-2011, 03:47 PM
Can't wait for Mayhem this week!

RomanFlare
06-01-2011, 04:02 PM
Can't wait for Mayhem this week!

1) Congrats on the post count ;)

2) Me neither!

K-Jammin
06-01-2011, 05:07 PM
1) Congrats on the post count ;)

2) Me neither!

Did you mean to post that to Leggo lol?

RomanFlare
06-01-2011, 06:17 PM
Did you mean to post that to Leggo lol?

Your's was at 420 lol.

Pumpkinhead
06-01-2011, 09:24 PM
What happened with that new ranking system??

WWTNA Mark
06-01-2011, 09:39 PM
What happened with that new ranking system??

Me and SES said that we were going to introduce it after Global Uprising.

RomanFlare
06-01-2011, 09:40 PM
Me and SES said that we were going to introduce it after Global Uprising.

Aka -- He forgot :p

WWTNA Mark
06-01-2011, 09:43 PM
Aka -- He forgot :p

I never forget! :D

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-01-2011, 10:09 PM
I never forget! :D

I thought he was saying that PH forgot but I may be mistaken. If I am mistaken then yeah Roman, WWTNA is right, me and him decided it should wait until after the PPV.

@ V-3: I just sent you guys a PM.

HolyJose2391
06-01-2011, 10:19 PM
yea I vaguely remember them saying it was going to be introduced after Global Uprising

jhorton1215
06-01-2011, 11:26 PM
#1 - Zeus Apollo
#2 - Zeus Apollo
#3 - Zeus Apollo
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no bitch assness
06-02-2011, 12:57 AM
i wanna join but idk what to do. can someone help me out

Kashdinero
06-02-2011, 12:59 AM
Ok guys, more excerpts from St Georges book - "By George"... Hope you like it!

One, two, three... And there it was, my first championship belt. I was ecstatic and proud that 1pw had chosen me as their main julius. That night me, Mass and a few of the other guys from the locker room went out on the gypsy's kiss for a few brittany's to celebrate my win.

We'd been in a few near & far's early on and decided to go to one that had some tasty jack the ripper's. *At this stage, it was just me and Mass, as the other julius' couldn't handle their brittany's. Whilst sipping the finest champers (from the bottle), and stuffing scores in the tung chee hwa's and Alan whickers of the jack the rippers, Mass and I were attracting the attention of the whole near and far, especially as I was parading my new championship belt.

A few julius' came over to the VIP lounge where we were moriatying and told the jack's to leave. At this point, there were five of them, and two of us. I remember thinking, man ive just had the match of my life and I'm so tired, as well as being Brahms & listd. Mass looked over and gave me the wink, which meant follow his lead or go for it. I gave him the really?, now? Look back. Here's how it went down...

Mass: hey guys, sorry we're not into male jack the rippers

SG: mass, mass, these guys are...

Julius1: who the daffy duck do you guys think you are?

Mass: we're your worst Freddie, so back off

SG: come on guys, it's hardly fair, there's only five of you *grins at mass*

Julius2: why you... *swings at Mass*

Mass ducks in style and plants a huge knee to the bread basket. Two of the other julius' run over to me, throwing lefts and rights. I take one on the Gunga din, and it makes me mad. I manage to pull myself together and dropkick one of the bitches, and upon landing, legsweep the other moby. As I get to my feet, I look over and see Mass taking care of things. I brush myself down and hear Mass shout over (whilst pummelling the two remaining julius') "Georgie boy! Get the brittany's in!"

As I calmly walk over to the near & far, Mass shouts out again... "coming your way Georgie boy!", as Mass whips one of the julius' in my direction. At this point, I'm thinking, man again, so I use the faithful St Georges Cross (my finisher) on him. As I get to my feet for the second time, I see Mass out the corner of my eye, standing on the Jack's platform. I thought, he's not, he can't, and my patrick swayze china Mass-splashed him off the top of the platform! He got to his plates of meat, walked over to me at the near & far, and said... "get the brittany's in then tight arse!"*Another great night.

More tales from "By George" coming soon!

Sidenote: just ask for any CRS translation

Y'know, most autobiographies, and stories of the past are full of horse-shit lies and tall stories (see Silver Cenas road stories, for proof of this) but this is exactly how it happened. I kid you not!! I even broke a rib performing the Mass-Splash, but I never sold it until after we had left the club, and I was in A&E crying like a tosser! (hey, c'mon, it was a broken rib, man. Even I ain't that tough!)

xAzureSkye
06-02-2011, 06:01 AM
Lol at all the tags at the bottom

Rehmix
06-02-2011, 07:41 AM
Ok so I am going to be a counselor at a camp this summer and I leave today for training. I know they have internet but it is only in one building and we get two hours breaks everyday in which we can use it. So i maybe lacking in activity for the next two months. But i will be keeping up and posting when I can. Don't know why I decided to post this. I don't feel like anyone needs justifying, just felt that I would share.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-02-2011, 07:50 AM
i wanna join but idk what to do. can someone help me out

Sure thing bud. You can send a PM to me (click on my name, then to "private message") or WWTNA Mark stating what you want your character to be like. In this private message, you can type in your character's bio/backstory, whether you wanna be a face or a heel, your theme music, and your finishers and signatures. You can also put down what show you wanna be on. We have Tuesday Night Warfare by WWTNA Mark and Saturday Night Mayhem with me.

Leggo
06-02-2011, 07:53 AM
Ok so I am going to be a counselor at a camp this summer and I leave today for training. I know they have internet but it is only in one building and we get two hours breaks everyday in which we can use it. So i maybe lacking in activity for the next two months. But i will be keeping up and posting when I can. Don't know why I decided to post this. I don't feel like anyone needs justifying, just felt that I would share.

Dont be silly mate, it's great that you share these things with us. You are part of this roster.

Hope it goes well matey, and look forward to hearing from you when you get the time!

K-Jammin
06-02-2011, 07:56 AM
Ok so I am going to be a counselor at a camp this summer and I leave today for training. I know they have internet but it is only in one building and we get two hours breaks everyday in which we can use it. So i maybe lacking in activity for the next two months. But i will be keeping up and posting when I can. Don't know why I decided to post this. I don't feel like anyone needs justifying, just felt that I would share.

Have a good time broski

Pumpkinhead
06-02-2011, 08:08 AM
I thought he was saying that PH forgot but I may be mistaken. If I am mistaken then yeah Roman, WWTNA is right, me and him decided it should wait until after the PPV.

@ V-3: I just sent you guys a PM.

Maybe I did forgot, anyway it's better you guys wait after Global Uprising!!

Kashdinero
06-02-2011, 08:10 AM
So... I FINALLY got around to reading Warfare.... All I can say is,

IC: Marcus Beerstein, you're pathetic. Dave was out of the hospital, and balls deep in yo' mama before the night was over!


OOC: Great show, guys. TDA's promo's just get better and better!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-02-2011, 08:41 AM
So... I FINALLY got around to reading Warfare.... All I can say is,

IC: Marcus Beerstein, you're pathetic. Dave was out of the hospital, and balls deep in yo' mama before the night was over!


OOC: Great show, guys. TDA's promo's just get better and better!!!

Sent you a PM Kash.

Also I haven't gotten around to reading Warfare either, but I'll do it today for sure. From reading the other responses for the show and knowing that Warfare is always amazing I'm sure I won't be disappointed.

thejman93
06-02-2011, 09:26 AM
Also I haven't gotten around to reading Warfare either, but I'll do it today for sure. From reading the other responses for the show and knowing that Warfare is always amazing I'm sure I won't be disappointed.

Me neither. Between EWN drama and family drama, I haven't gotten around to it yet.

HeelTurn
06-02-2011, 10:52 AM
Gotta say Im really enjoying the way the Prophecy/VKM feud is going, even if I do say so myself.:p

RomanFlare
06-02-2011, 11:01 AM
Can we get a JBW Shows Only Thread? There is so much idle chatter (not that its a bad thing. In fact, it's great.) in this thread that I've completely lost where Tuesday's show is, and I wanna reread it >.<

thejman93
06-02-2011, 11:03 AM
Gotta say Im really enjoying the way the Prophecy/VKM feud is going, even if I do say so myself.:p

I'm loving it dude! Great promo work by both of you.

Hey guys, I've been writing promos for thedag since he's been MIA. Have I done a good job of getting his new character over? Be honest.

HeelTurn
06-02-2011, 11:15 AM
I'm loving it dude! Great promo work by both of you.

Hey guys, I've been writing promos for thedag since he's been MIA. Have I done a good job of getting his new character over? Be honest.

Thanks man.

Yeah youve been doing a good job, can't be easy doing 2 different characters.

Leggo
06-02-2011, 11:58 AM
@ HT @ Jman

I thought the writing for both has been great guys. Really impressive!

@ romanflare

IMO I would keep the thread as it is. Our ratings are very, very high at the minute. And we don't want to start confusing things with lots of different threads just my op tho.

HeelTurn
06-02-2011, 12:00 PM
@ HT @ Jman

I thought the writing for both has been great guys. Really impressive!

@ romanflare

IMO I would keep the thread as it is. Our ratings are very, very high at the minute. And we don't want to start confusing things with lots of different threads just my op tho.

Haha youre a LEGGOD now, congrats.

RomanFlare
06-02-2011, 12:05 PM
@ romanflare

IMO I would keep the thread as it is. Our ratings are very, very high at the minute. And we don't want to start confusing things with lots of different threads just my op tho.

I've mentioned this idea to both SES and WWTNA (I think. If not, my bad.). Create a part of the OP to link to the shows, maybe the latest of both shows and the PPVs. It'd make finding them to read a bit easier for the casual person.

Leggo
06-02-2011, 12:16 PM
I've mentioned this idea to both SES and WWTNA (I think. If not, my bad.). Create a part of the OP to link to the shows, maybe the latest of both shows and the PPVs. It'd make finding them to read a bit easier for the casual person.

Excuse my dumbness... OP =?

@heelturn - cheers ears!

RomanFlare
06-02-2011, 12:18 PM
Excuse my dumbness... OP =?

@heelturn - cheers ears!

Original Post lol. Where they keep the (updated?) Roster.

Leggo
06-02-2011, 12:30 PM
Original Post lol. Where they keep the (updated?) Roster.

Thanks for clearing that one up mate.