JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

[Manabu]

Would anyone be interested in an actual jbw game?
I've got a few ideas for it

[RomanFlare]

Would anyone be interested in an actual jbw game?
I've got a few ideas for it

F*** yeah. Can you hack an old wrestling game rom? lol

[Leggo]

Would anyone be interested in an actual jbw game?
I've got a few ideas for it

Eye, eye, chicken pie! Tell me more...

[Manabu]

F*** yeah. Can you hack an old wrestling game rom? lol

I could give it a try!
I was planning on using twc4, or it might be tcw4 one of those
it'd require a lot of coding which I'm not the best at
and the game has 6 federations, I'd make 2 of them into mayhem and warfare but would people want other feds in there?

[Leggo]

I could give it a try!
I was planning on using twc4, or it might be tcw4 one of those
it'd require a lot of coding which I'm not the best at
and the game has 6 federations, I'd make 2 of them into mayhem and warfare but would people want other feds in there?

You lost me at tcw blah blah blah... Lol

[Manabu]

You lost me at tcw blah blah blah... Lol

hahahaha, it's a pc wrestling game which would be easiest for everyone as opposed to downloading an emulator and running a hacked ps1 rom
also, I'm planning on making an fsa rpg!

[Leggo]

hahahaha, it's a pc wrestling game which would be easiest for everyone as opposed to downloading an emulator and running a hacked ps1 rom
also, I'm planning on making an fsa rpg!

Manny mate, I'm 35 years old... I haven't got a scooby what you're on about mate. Lmao!

[Manabu]

Manny mate, I'm 35 years old... I haven't got a scooby what you're on about mate. Lmao!

lol
I used to be quite a nerd, so I'm still quite into my technology!
http://www.mpiremall.net/twc4-fight-download-now/
thats the game Im talking about

[K-Jammin]

lol
I used to be quite a nerd, so I'm still quite into my technology!
http://www.mpiremall.net/twc4-fight-download-now/
thats the game Im talking about

I use to play that game all the time!

[Manabu]

I use to play that game all the time!

it's a great game, especially as I dont own an games consoles
at the moment I'm going to need more responses on making the game, I dont wanna put in 2 months of work and only 3 people play it lol

[Leggo]

lol
I used to be quite a nerd, so I'm still quite into my technology!
http://www.mpiremall.net/twc4-fight-download-now/
thats the game Im talking about

Thanks Manny, will take a look when my laptop is free. Posting from Iphone at the min.

Sounds good though!

[Leggo]

it's a great game, especially as I dont own an games consoles
at the moment I'm going to need more responses on making the game, I dont wanna put in 2 months of work and only 3 people play it lol

Suggestion: Rather than doing a JBW one, why not open it up to the whole forum? You might get guys from EWNCW and HWA as well as JBW, throw in a few new comers, and bob's your uncle and fanny's your aunt?!!

[Manabu]

Suggestion: Rather than doing a JBW one, why not open it up to the whole forum? You might get guys from EWNCW and HWA as well as JBW, throw in a few new comers, and bob's your uncle and fanny's your aunt?!!

Great idea!
I'll have to figure out how to make characters first, in fact I might just make a thread for it

[Leggo]

Ok, so I accidentally went to the first page on this (amazing) thread, and noticed that there are belts for each JBW title! For those that haven't already seen them - click on the links - they look great... I want one now!!! lol

[HeelTurn]

Ok, so I accidentally went to the first page on this (amazing) thread, and noticed that there are belts for each JBW title! For those that haven't already seen them - click on the links - they look great... I want one now!!! lol

yeah I think jman and wwtna designed them

[thejman93]

yeah I think jman and wwtna designed them

Not me, my partner.

[HeelTurn]

Not me, my partner.

My bad, should have realised you would need a queer eye to design belts that good lol

[thejman93]

My bad, should have realised you would need a queer eye to design belts that good lol

hahahahahahahaha!

well played bro...

[Leggo]

@ HT & Jman

Well, whoever created them they are really good...

[thejman93]

@ HT & Jman

Well, whoever created them they are really good...

It was WWTNA and thedag. I think they might've got it on after they finished. :D:p

[HeelTurn]

It was WWTNA and thedag. I think they might've got it on after they finished. :D:p

So thats where thedag is, hes just washing himself off

[WWTNA Mark]

It was WWTNA and thedag. I think they might've got it on after they finished. :D:p

Fuck you jman! :p :D

[WWTNA Mark]

Would anyone be interested in an actual jbw game?
I've got a few ideas for it

HELL YEAH!!! It would be pretty sweet to have a JBW game! Thanks for the idea Manabu! :D

[thejman93]

Fuck you jman! :p :D

I'll be here all week, try the veal....

[samoan619]

Ill play it, make sure Psycho Siaki is a strong style submission artist..

[Leggo]

Ill play it, make sure Psycho Siaki is a strong style submission artist..

Maybe we should use the info/details provided on the Jbw roster thread?

[WWTNA Mark]

Maybe we should use the info/details provided on the Jbw roster thread?

Thats a great idea!

[Manabu]

Yeah I'll be using roster info so people might need to change theirs to reflect their character
and the way abilities are sorted are by points 1-99
so say your maybe an 80 in strength, you might only be a 65 in agility
but nothing is set in stone yet, I'm hoping to do it but it's gonna be a lot of work

[WWTNA Mark]

Yeah I'll be using roster info so people might need to change theirs to reflect their character
and the way abilities are sorted are by points 1-99
so say your maybe an 80 in strength, you might only be a 65 in agility
but nothing is set in stone yet, I'm hoping to do it but it's gonna be a lot of work

Is there anything we can help you with?

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

@ Manabu: I don't play computer games so I wouldn't play it personally, but I think it's a great idea.

@ Romanflare: I have no control personally over the original post because only WWTNA and the mods can edit that post. I can however give you all the pages to the Mayhems I have done. I have them all written down if you need them. Oh and this week's Warfare is on page 611.

[Manabu]

Is there anything we can help you with?

well at the moment I'm deciding if this is out of my depth, if I do make it it would only be with new characters
no new moves or arenas

[thejman93]

Guys, if your really bored one day, like I was yesterday (jut ask SG lol), go back and read the first few pages of this thread. It's amazing to look back at how the characters and shows developed

[RomanFlare]

@ Romanflare: I have no control personally over the original post because only WWTNA and the mods can edit that post. I can however give you all the pages to the Mayhems I have done. I have them all written down if you need them. Oh and this week's Warfare is on page 611.

Thanks. And the weekly shows aren't the big concern for me. I personally just wanna go back and read all the PPVs. That's where ALL the best stuff happens any way :p

[Leggo]

Guys, if your really bored one day, like I was yesterday (jut ask SG lol), go back and read the first few pages of this thread. It's amazing to look back at how the characters and shows developed

Yeah, I did this earlier... Good to see how it's progressed, and what a great job WWTNA has done!

[Manabu]

I still feel like an outsider compared to you guys!
I still remember the war between jbw and ewncw when they first started!

[K-Jammin]

I still feel like an outsider compared to you guys!
I still remember the war between jbw and ewncw when they first started!

Likewise man, likewise

[thejman93]

I still feel like an outsider compared to you guys!


Likewise man, likewise

Ahhhh, the beauty of beng a JBW origonal...

[samoan619]

well at the moment I'm deciding if this is out of my depth, if I do make it it would only be with new characters
no new moves or arenas

Have you ever thought of modding the GBA version of Firepro Wrestling??

[K-Jammin]

Ahhhh, the beauty of beng a JBW origonal...

Origonal? Is that some cliq you guys are in? ;)

[thejman93]

Origonal? Is that some cliq you guys are in? ;)

We're the Fourtune of JBW! lol

[Manabu]

Have you ever thought of modding the GBA version of Firepro Wrestling??

Great idea! that'd certainly be a lot easier too
but would be people want wrestling games with strategy or like how they are now

[samoan619]

Great idea! that'd certainly be a lot easier too
but would be people want wrestling games with strategy or like how they are now

I wouldnt mind with either options.. I would just love to play a JBW game haha.. I think im gonna do some JBW CAWs on Firepro today..

[K-Jammin]

We're the Fourtune of JBW! lol

lol when i guess im the Jeff Hardy then, only not a smackhead and my brothers not an annoying bastard

[K-Jammin]

Speaking of games, anyone ever played Extreme Warfare Revenge? Very addictive! and will be really easy to create a JBW roster

[Manabu]

Speaking of games, anyone ever played Extreme Warfare Revenge? Very addictive! and will be really easy to create a JBW roster

I'm actually playing tew 2005 right now! though I've yet to make a database for jbw, so many ideas for games now!

[K-Jammin]

I'm actually playing tew 2005 right now! though I've yet to make a database for jbw, so many ideas for games now!

I would play that game all the time if you could auto book your shows like on EWR, but it's still a fookin' amazing game!

[Manabu]

I would play that game all the time if you could auto book your shows like on EWR, but it's still a fookin' amazing game!

Thats the only annoying thing, it takes so long I usually lose interest

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

I might make some JBW CAWs on SVR11. I'm not sure yet though because I don't want to erase the CAWs I have..

Oh and WWTNA, I cleared some space for you. My bad.

[K-Jammin]

Thats the only annoying thing, it takes so long I usually lose interest

Yeah exactly, I like downloading scenario's for it though, like 97, 98 etc

[Manabu]

Yeah exactly, I like downloading scenario's for it though, like 97, 98 etc

I downloaded the latest wwe update, christian never lost the belt in my booking ;)

[K-Jammin]

I downloaded the latest wwe update, christian never lost the belt in my booking ;)

Haha good man! ;) I downloaded the latest update aswell and i started as TNA and Zack Ryder got released!! Snapped him up so fast he didn't know what the hell was happening

[the-rocks-stunner]

can i have a DlC wrestler in the game :P

[Manabu]

can i have a DlC wrestler in the game :P

I'd be happy to put you in it! I'm going to make global uprising the cut off
then make people who join after that dlc

[RomanFlare]

All this talk has got me making my JBW persona a CAW on my game @.@

[the-rocks-stunner]

When is global uprising anyway?

[samoan619]

When is global uprising anyway?

Sunday, June 12th

[Rich Cranium]

I have a question. Since I have some characters here in JBW, should I still use them here or is it just not worthwhile as everything is known?

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

I have a question. Since I have some characters here in JBW, should I still use them here or is it just not worthwhile as everything is known?

Yay Rich is back! We've put too much stock into your characters to just release them or something. Me and WWTNA decided that we should keep your characters around. As long as you can keep all your characters up I say we should just keep going as is.

[WWTNA Mark]

I have a question. Since I have some characters here in JBW, should I still use them here or is it just not worthwhile as everything is known?

Its really up too you tbh. If you want us to use the characters then its your choice. Me and SES will still have the characters active on the shows but its you can tell us if we shouldn't use them and we will understand. BTW, glad to see you back Rich!!! :D

[Manabu]

Great that Rich is back!
Video game thread is up guys!

[tnawhat]

***BREAKING NEWS***
tnawhat has reportedly changed his name to avidico

[Rich Cranium]

Its really up too you tbh. If you want us to use the characters then its your choice. Me and SES will still have the characters active on the shows but its you can tell us if we shouldn't use them and we will understand. BTW, glad to see you back Rich!!! :D

I prefer them to be used and I will give input when they are asked as always but I also think you guys know their personalities to the point that you can write for them if I am not around. SES does a great SilverLace! ;)

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

***BREAKING NEWS***
tnawhat has reportedly changed his name to avidico

Good change. Avidico sounds like a Luchador name.

@ Rich: That sounds fine to me. Are you gonna be around for this week's Mayhem?

[Leggo]

***BREAKING NEWS***
tnawhat has reportedly changed his name to avidico

This is a really good move mate! Like the sig info too!

@rich - welcome back mate! Looking forward to some banter with your characters!

[Manabu]

as much as I hate to copy it
BREAKING NEWS
Team Light of Mana has began production on their latest wrestling game, as of yet no name has been decided but possibilities are
Save the world, save wrestling
Efed 12

[the-rocks-stunner]

as much as I hate to copy it
BREAKING NEWS
Team Light of Mana has began production on their latest wrestling game, as of yet no name has been decided but possibilities are
Save the world, save wrestling
Efed 12

has Efed 12 got a stage at e3?!?!?!

[Manabu]

has Efed 12 got a stage at e3?!?!?!

No but I hear JBW may be promoting it throughout warfare and mayhem!

[WWTNA Mark]

No but I hear JBW may be promoting it throughout warfare and mayhem!

I'll promote it! :D

[the-rocks-stunner]

No but I hear JBW may be promoting it throughout warfare and mayhem!

damn i'm not going to e3 then :^(

[Manabu]

damn i'm not going to e3 then :^(

I'd advice going, purely for wwe 12! that game sounds like their best yet!

@WWTNA Mark: I'll shoot you a pm in a minute with some ideas

[BrandonLoopsTV]

Haha good man! ;) I downloaded the latest update aswell and i started as TNA and Zack Ryder got released!! Snapped him up so fast he didn't know what the hell was happening

hahaha k-jammin, You send me a friend request like 3 years ago lol. Just its stupid and doesnt let me accept it, takes like an hour so i just always quit I'm just letting you know so you don't think I'm ignoring it xD

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

hahaha k-jammin, You send me a friend request like 3 years ago lol. Just its stupid and doesnt let me accept it, takes like an hour so i just always quit I'm just letting you know so you don't think I'm ignoring it xD

I had the same problem until Kash showed me how to do it. You have to click on K-Jammin's name and then go to add as friend. It'll pop up a message that says "are you sure you want be be friends with K-Jammin" and you just say yes.

[BrandonLoopsTV]

I had the same problem until Kash showed me how to do it. You have to click on K-Jammin's name and then go to add as friend. It'll pop up a message that says "are you sure you want be be friends with K-Jammin" and you just say yes.

Hhaha yee. I realized that like a sec after i posted. xD thanks though!

[HolyJose2391]

I go to work for 6 hours and this is what I miss?!?!!? haha @Manabu I'd totally play the game if it was made and glad to see Rich back

[tnawhat]

IC: i am avidico. your new cruiserweight champion come global uprise

[Leggo]

IC: i am avidico. your new cruiserweight champion come global uprise

Loving the name mate... What does it stand for/mean?

[tnawhat]

Loving the name mate... What does it stand for/mean?

pure wrestling and thanks ae

[Leggo]

pure wrestling and thanks ae

Quality mate... You should use some Mexican dialect in your promos.

[tnawhat]

Quality mate... You should use some Mexican dialect in your promos.

thanks for the pointer

[samoan619]

So all this talk about a JBW video game made me create some of my favorite characters on both brands for Fire Pro Wrestling.. I made 22 characters and took screenshots of each one of them..

the list of characters:
Manabu
St George
MassDinero
Psycho Siaki
Chainsaw
The Sleeper
Zeus Apollo
TheDag
Jman
Snair
Iron Ape
SilverDust
SilverLace
Samson
IPITB
TDA
Holy Jose
Markus Beerstein
K-Jammin
Malcolm Cage
Stinger 187
Wes Silverman
El Gabo

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/JBWroster.jpg

[HeelTurn]

So all this talk about a JBW video game made me create some of my favorite characters on both brands for Fire Pro Wrestling.. I made 22 characters and took screenshots of each one of them..

the list of characters:
Manabu
St George
MassDinero
Psycho Siaki
Chainsaw
The Sleeper
Zeus Apollo
TheDag
Jman
Snair
Iron Ape
SilverDust
SilverLace
Samson
IPITB
TDA
Holy Jose
Markus Beerstein
K-Jammin
Malcolm Cage
Stinger 187
Wes Silverman
El Gabo

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/JBWroster.jpg

22 characters and Im not included, gotta say you know how to hurt a guy lol

On an older subject, JBW Originals 4 life.

[K-Jammin]

22 characters and Im not included, gotta say you know how to hurt a guy lol

On an older subject, JBW Originals 4 life.

Maybe being an original doesn't seem an beneficial as i first thought ;)

[HeelTurn]

Maybe being an original doesn't seem an beneficial as i first thought ;)

You wouldnt fit in anyway, being an original means you are at a certain level, which you are clearly not at :cool:

[Manabu]

Lovin the picture of me in fire pro! I've started editing promotions in efed 12, it's just a matter of getting pictures of it

[K-Jammin]

You wouldnt fit in anyway, being an original means you are at a certain level, which you are clearly not at :cool:

Must be doing something right if im in the game ;) and take those shades off when talking to me! Very rude

[HolyJose2391]

Maybe being an original doesn't seem an beneficial as i first thought ;)
K-jammin I agree with you! I've only been here a month and got welcomed in hahaha

[HeelTurn]

Must be doing something right if im in the game ;) and take those shades off when talking to me! Very rude

The Prophecy answers to no man, just women with big ass boobies :cool:

[thejman93]

Lovin the picture of me in fire pro! I've started editing promotions in efed 12, it's just a matter of getting pictures of it

I'll get you a bio soon Manabu.

[Manabu]

I'll get you a bio soon Manabu.

good to hear! you've still got a while to get it in and if you're having problems I've made a basic bio skeleton

[thejman93]

good to hear! you've still got a while to get it in and if you're having problems I've made a basic bio skeleton

Sweet, I'll have it to you by dinner time here on the east coast.

[samoan619]

22 characters and Im not included, gotta say you know how to hurt a guy lol

On an older subject, JBW Originals 4 life.

Actually the Prophecy, VKM, RamJam, Merhardt03, Sincara, Eric Bischoff, Tad Locust, Scottland, Helmsley, Finally, Jwt15, Demonic, Angry Samoan, Yes I Am and The Crippler are the batch I was working on today..

[HeelTurn]

Actually the Prophecy, VKM, RamJam, Merhardt03, Sincara, Eric Bischoff, Tad Locust, Scottland, Helmsley, Finally, Jwt15, Demonic, Angry Samoan, Yes I Am and The Crippler are the batch I was working on today..

Dont worry man was only joking, Ill be interested to see though.

[samoan619]

Dont worry man was only joking, Ill be interested to see though.

Not worried brotha, just letting you know that its already in the works.. Ill post the screencaps as soon as I finish the rest of the list..

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw1.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw2.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw3.jpg

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw4-1.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw5.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw6.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw7.jpg

[thejman93]

Sammy, are you working in cahoots with Manabu on this thing or is it a seperate deal?

Great job BTW.

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw8.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw9.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw10.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw11.jpg

[samoan619]

Sammy, are you working in cahoots with Manabu on this thing or is it a seperate deal?

Great job BTW.

Seperate deal, I just made my own fed on another game and made a lot of the roster, ive played with more than half of them, they all play well..

[thejman93]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw8.jpg

hahahahaha!

That's fuckin' cool....

[thejman93]

Seperate deal, I just made my own fed on another game and made a lot of the roster, ive played with more than half of them, they all play well..

gotcha......

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw12.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw13.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw14.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw15.jpg

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw16.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw17.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw18.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw19.jpg

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw20.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw21.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw22-1.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw23.jpg

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw24.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw25.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw26.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw27.jpg

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw28.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw29.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw30.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw31.jpg

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw32.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw33.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw34.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw35.jpg

[samoan619]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw36.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o26/young_sau/jbw37.jpg

[Leggo]

Wow! Somebody's been a busy boy!!

[samoan619]

Wow! Somebody's been a busy boy!!

Lololol I play the game all the time.. The idea to make everybody struck me when Manabu said he was making a game.. Now I got a whole new roster to work with on here.. My bad to anybody who doesnt like how I made their character, its how I picture them when reading the bios and shows..

[K-Jammin]

Mine's spot on apart from the long hair, but i do indeed wear crazy Jericho like tights. Good job man

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Great Samson character. Awesome job Siaki. You really are one of the hardest working members of JBW and that is much appreciated.

[K-Jammin]

Great Samson character. Awesome job Siaki. You really are one of the hardest working members of JBW and that is much appreciated.

Is another great Mayhem on the cards for tomorrow SES?

[thejman93]

Great Samson character. Awesome job Siaki. You really are one of the hardest working members of JBW and that is much appreciated.

All of V-3 keep this place interesting. What I wanna know is, where the fuck has my partner been?

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Is another great Mayhem on the cards for tomorrow SES?

Oh yeah. Most definitely. Your segment is gold too.


All of V-3 keep this place interesting. What I wanna know is, where the fuck has my partner been?

Agreed on both accounts. Maybe thedag lost interest.

[K-Jammin]

Oh yeah. Most definitely. Your segment is gold too.



Agreed on both accounts. Maybe thedag lost interest.

Thank you man, can't wait for people to read it!

[thejman93]

Thank you man, can't wait for people to read it!

I'm sure it'll make me hate your character even more than I already do. :D

[K-Jammin]

I'm sure it'll make me hate your character even more than I already do. :D

Haha I wouldn't have it any other way Jman :)

[Rehmix]

@Manabu can I be in the game?

[WWTNA Mark]

GREAT characters!!! Hats off to Samoan619 for making them!!! :D

[tnawhat]

@Manabu can I be in the game?

i want in to please?

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

I could possibly end up being the next World Champion on Warfare. Global Uprising will be a great PPV without a doubt.

[K-Jammin]

Any matches been confirmed yet for the PPV?

[RomanFlare]

Any matches been confirmed yet for the PPV?

Am I the only person amazed that the Tuesday show was around page 611 and we're on pg 638? That's is just amazing.

[Rehmix]

@samoan My character looked great. I cant believe it you got it with no real profile on my part. Didn't think anyone would know Malcolm Cage was black

[K-Jammin]

Am I the only person amazed that the Tuesday show was around page 611 and we're on pg 638? That's is just amazing.

Getting more popular by the day pal

[Rehmix]

Finally got around to posting a bio on the JBW Roster Thread. Could you guys take a look at it? I would like to see if you like Malcolm Cage or not.

[Manabu]

@tnawhat: of course you can!
just head over to the thread (it's just on the ewn interactive board) and submit a bio :)

[SilverLace]

SES or WWTNA, let me know how my bunny hop can be used for the next show.

[Leggo]

SES or WWTNA, let me know how my bunny hop can be used for the next show.

Ok, just to clear up my confusion... Are you Rich?

[SilverLace]

Ok, just to clear up my confusion... Are you Rich?

I live with my bro Silverdust in my parent's basement where we share a bunkbed so no we are by no means rich.

[Leggo]

I live with my bro Silverdust in my parent's basement where we share a bunkbed so no we are by no means rich.

Lmao! Very funny!... So come on then SL are you Rich (cranium)?

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

I live with my bro Silverdust in my parent's basement where we share a bunkbed so no we are by no means rich.

LMAO. Lace never ceases to retrieve a smile out of me. Seriously though, if your free it'd be great to hear something from you for tomorrow's show.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Lmao! Very funny!... So come on then SL are you Rich (cranium)?

Great promo btw this week legs. I'm in the process of writing up what I was gonna send you guys.

[SilverLace]

LMAO. Lace never ceases to retrieve a smile out of me. Seriously though, if your free it'd be great to hear something from you for tomorrow's show.

PM me then. I will provide cause I will survive!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

[SilverLace]

Lmao! Very funny!... So come on then SL are you Rich (cranium)?

That guy went crazy and I have no idea why he named me. Maybe he just wanted a free bunny hop! No worries, I told them they are only for the LEGGOD! XOXO!

[Leggo]

That guy went crazy and I have no idea why he named me. Maybe he just wanted a free bunny hop! No worries, I told them they are only for the LEGGOD! XOXO!

Good to have you back bro... Please can you elaborate on what a bunny hop is please... Not just for me, but all the Jbw universe!!!

@SES - hope promo was ok china, was very rushed and not had much time. With work and the busy life that me and the leggster's lead, I won't be about much this weekend *shakes head in disappointment*, but I'll be tuning into mayhem first thing Sunday morning.

Let's go mayhem! Let's go mayhem! Let's go mayhem!

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Good to have you back bro... Please can you elaborate on what a bunny hop is please... Not just for me, but all the Jbw universe!!!

@SES - hope promo was ok china, was very rushed and not had much time. With work and the busy life that me and the leggster's lead, I won't be about much this weekend *shakes head in disappointment*, but I'll be tuning into mayhem first thing Sunday morning.

Let's go mayhem! Let's go mayhem! Let's go mayhem!

The promo was great man I don't know why you thought it seemed rushed or lacking in quality in any way. It's another one of St. George's gems!

Oh and i sent you that PM Lace.

[Leggo]

The promo was great man I don't know why you thought it seemed rushed or lacking in quality in any way. It's another one of St. George's gems!

Oh and i sent you that PM Lace.

Thanks bruv, I think it's because there's not a lot of CRS in it this week, that's all. The storyline itself is great! Better stop typing before I give a spoiler away lol. Looking forward to the pm mate! And mayhem!!!!

[Kashdinero]

Samoan, you smashed it, my friend! (Thats not how I picture Mass, but a Bret Hart rip-off is as good as a John Cena one lolol I kid :)) I would love to play fire pro, and have been hearing great things about that game for years!

@Manabu. That is a fookin brilliant idea, matey. I will post up my details (everything except my phone number lololol) later today, or tomorrow, depending on what time Straights decides to PM me.

IC: Iron Ape. Tonight you be getting buried six foot deep. Tonight, Ma$$Dinero cuts the head off of The Eye!! I hope for your sake you ain't claustrophobic, bitch!!!

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Legs, Kash, samoan, I'm sorry for the delay and i hope your still around, but I'm gonna send you that thing, like, immediately. Sorry for the big delay, I got caught up with a conversation online, and then I got caught up in a conversation with Mrs. Straight Edge and you know how that goes. This one is quite long though so I hope you like it.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Sent it guys. Sorry, it had to be in 3 parts. Also, samoan, if you could clear some space in your inbox that would be great. I can't send you anything atm.

[Kashdinero]

Legs, Kash, samoan, I'm sorry for the delay and i hope your still around, but I'm gonna send you that thing, like, immediately. Sorry for the big delay, I got caught up with a conversation online, and then I got caught up in a conversation with Mrs. Straight Edge and you know how that goes. This one is quite long though so I hope you like it.

No prob's, bruv.

It's time I share a small idea I have for the shows that could have a big impact.

It would be nice if WWTNA and Straights could start providing the names and places where each show is being held. You could even go as far as to say what venue they are in, and let us know where the next shows are being held. It would add an element of realism, and would also help us in terms of promos and ideas. The cheap heat would be off the hook!! So, what do ya reckon guys? Good/bad idea? Too much like hard work? Let us know.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

No prob's, bruv.

It's time I share a small idea I have for the shows that could have a big impact.

It would be nice if WWTNA and Straights could start providing the names and places where each show is being held. You could even go as far as to say what venue they are in, and let us know where the next shows are being held. It would add an element of realism, and would also help us in terms of promos and ideas. The cheap heat would be off the hook!! So, what do ya reckon guys? Good/bad idea? Too much like hard work? Let us know.

That sounds good to me. I was even thinking about doing this before you even asked, but the only thing is I'm not very well traveled so I don't know a lot of the venue names. Any suggestions for tomorrow?

Oh, and did you get my PM Kash?

[Kashdinero]

That sounds good to me. I was even thinking about doing this before you even asked, but the only thing is I'm not very well traveled so I don't know a lot of the venue names. Any suggestions for tomorrow?

Oh, and did you get my PM Kash?

Glad we're on the same page about the going on the road thing. When we wrestle at the JBW arena it will make it that more special. Tomorrows show should be at Louisville Gardens in Louisville, Kentucky.

And, yep.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Glad we're on the same page about the going on the road thing. When we wrestle at the JBW arena it will make it that more special. Tomorrows show should be at Louisville Gardens in Louisville, Kentucky.

And, yep.

As cool as the other side of the pillow (I love that expression...so true. So. True.) did you get what you need from it or do you want a bit more?

[Leggo]

@KD & SES (or SamSam)

I totally think this is a great idea about the venues. I actually had an idea which I was going to pitch to wwtna & SES about a JBW calendar. This would include all of our annual events, such as house shows with venues, ppvs, POTM, etc etc. This would be available to the whole roster and would aid planning too. I didn't suggest it, because I thought it might be a bit OTT, but hey...

[K-Jammin]

That sounds good to me. I was even thinking about doing this before you even asked, but the only thing is I'm not very well traveled so I don't know a lot of the venue names. Any suggestions for tomorrow?

Oh, and did you get my PM Kash?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_indoor_arenas_in_the_United_States <<<< This may help when deciding what venue to use, i think it's a great idea, can now wrestle at Madison Square Garden!

[HeelTurn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_indoor_arenas_in_the_United_States <<<< This may help when deciding what venue to use, i think it's a great idea, can now wrestle at Madison Square Garden!

Great, and Im sure me Kash and Leggod can help with British names when JBW does a tour of the UK.

[K-Jammin]

Great, and Im sure me Kash and Leggod can help with British names when JBW does a tour of the UK.

Hey im British aswell ya' know ;)

[Leggo]

Great, and Im sure me Kash and Leggod can help with British names when JBW does a tour of the UK.

Hey man, it's Leggo to you! Lol joke

Yeah, good suggestion... But we ain't doing the pontin's venue! Lol

[the-rocks-stunner]

Hey im British aswell ya' know ;)

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leggo]

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I can see a British invasion further down the line!

[HeelTurn]

Hey im British aswell ya' know ;)

Yeah i was only referring to those who mattered lol Sorry my bad didnt realise., you forget how many British, mainly English people are on here.

@the-rocks-stunner, its says you live in IPITS shower how the hell am I supposed to know lol

[Leggo]

Yeah i was only referring to those who mattered lol Sorry my bad didnt realise., you forget how many British, mainly English people are on here.

@the-rocks-stunner, its says you live in IPITS shower how the hell am I supposed to know lol

So where abouts are you from HT?

[HeelTurn]

So where abouts are you from HT?

Sunderland my man

[Leggo]

Sunderland my man

Sunderland fan then?

[HeelTurn]

Sunderland fan then?

Most of the time yes, but I can appreciate a good game of football to haha.

[sincara]

im brittish as well :p

[WWTNA Mark]

im brittish as well :p

Hey sincara, what did you think of Warfare this week?

@Heelturn Sorry for not responding to your PM. I'll send you one right now.

[Manabu]

I live in britain!
switzerland tonight!

[samoan619]

Thanks to everyone for your comments about my characters on Fire Pro Wrestling.. Im looking forward to the actual Manabu E-fed game coming soon (great background on the start screen lol).. And the JBW got some of the greatest talents out of the British Isles.. Wade Bar-who?? Nigel Mcguine-what?? William Rega-huh?? Mason Where-when?? I dunno about all of them, but I know of St George, Massdinero, Manabu, The Prophecy, K-Jammin and so forth..

[Leggo]

Thanks to everyone for your comments about my characters on Fire Pro Wrestling.. Im looking forward to the actual Manabu E-fed game coming soon (great background on the start screen lol).. And the JBW got some of the greatest talents out of the British Isles.. Wade Bar-who?? Nigel Mcguine-what?? William Rega-huh?? Mason Where-when?? I dunno about all of them, but I know of St George, Massdinero, Manabu, The Prophecy, K-Jammin and so forth..

IC: thanks china. Now let's get in the dam limo! We got a show to go to! *exchanges knuckle bump*

[samoan619]

IC: thanks china. Now let's get in the dam limo! We got a show to go to! *exchanges knuckle bump*

Siaki:
Definitely gotta get to the show Brotha George.. Can we stop at Mooby's before we head to the arena? I just want to see the mess Mass and Dave made there lol..

[Leggo]

Siaki:
Definitely gotta get to the show Brotha George.. Can we stop at Mooby's before we head to the arena? I just want to see the mess Mass and Dave made there lol..

IC: Just got off the dog & bone with brother Mass. He said the damage isn't that bad, but Dave got a burger shoved down the crack of his bottle & glass, then got a mammoth wedgey!

[HeelTurn]

Its that time again...LETS GO MAYHEM.

[Leggo]

Its that time again...LETS GO MAYHEM.

Yeah, MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM!

It's slow on here tonight...

*looks at his watch and whistles a tune*

[HeelTurn]

Yeah, MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM!

It's slow on here tonight...

*looks at his watch and whistles a tune*

I know right, its like people have better things to do on a Saturday night lmao

[RomanFlare]

I know right, its like people have better things to do on a Saturday night lmao

It's only 4:35 PM here across the pond!


Bloody Englanders

[Leggo]

It's only 4:35 PM here across the pond!


Bloody Englanders

Add five hours for us over here in the good'ol uk!

We get Mayhem in the early hours of Sunday morning.

Mayhem tv rights are crap for us over here...

[WWTNA Mark]

MAYHEM!!! I cannot wait for tonight!

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Mayhem is going good guys!

Btw, who here watches Jackass?

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Oh and what is Manabu's game called?

[K-Jammin]

Mayhem is going good guys!

Btw, who here watches Jackass?

Weird you said that as i finally got round to watching the 3rd one today

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Weird you said that as i finally got round to watching the 3rd one today

Oh god. How about the scene where the guy painted his ass green like a hill. That almost made me hurl. In fact, there was a couple of scenes that almost made me hurl in that one lol!

[K-Jammin]

Oh god. How about the scene where the guy painted his ass green like a hill. That almost made me hurl. In fact, there was a couple of scenes that almost made me hurl in that one lol!

Oh my word i almost died watching that bit lol! The midget fight is hilarious aswell

[BrandonLoopsTV]

whos excited for mayhem? THIS GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Oh my word i almost died watching that bit lol! The midget fight is hilarious aswell

Mate, I'm gonna send you a PM.

[RomanFlare]

whos excited for mayhem? THIS GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Who has two thumbs and is it excited for Mayhem?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iVgw_0TXxps/SUxwmwjI61I/AAAAAAAAA04/LM_QCGPr-Ho/s400/bob+kelso

[K-Jammin]

Shits going down on Ryan Clark's facebook page tonight! LOVE when people insult him, he has such shit comebacks and he thinks he is basically a celebrity

[BrandonLoopsTV]

Shits going down on Ryan Clark's facebook page tonight! LOVE when people insult him, he has such shit comebacks and he thinks he is basically a celebrity

link his fb page!

[K-Jammin]

Mate, I'm gonna send you a PM.

Go for it kind sir :)

[K-Jammin]

link his fb page!

http://www.facebook.com/ryanclarkwzr

[BrandonLoopsTV]

http://www.facebook.com/ryanclarkwzr

wow thats not what i pictured him to look like.

[K-Jammin]

wow thats not what i pictured him to look like.

I pictured him with really long hair and a massive beard for some reason

[BrandonLoopsTV]

I pictured him with really long hair and a massive beard for some reason

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8OWC_n6WMU/SJWfJ54cS0I/AAAAAAAABNM/KHy2LJMkEJw/s400/marcdutroux_narrowweb__300x462,0.jpg

this is how i pictured him

[K-Jammin]

SES i can't reply as your inbox is full, but yeah that's fine

[Kashdinero]

Clear that inbox Straights!!!

Also, KashDinero, and MassDinero, are not British, we are from England and we are English. We live under a British regime, but that is as far as our links to Britain go. But, yeah, JBW is deffo the place for great talent from my side of the pond, which is fantastic!!

Lets go Mayhem!!!

[RomanFlare]

SES i can't reply as your inbox is full, but yeah that's fine

Use Pidgeon Mail!

[K-Jammin]

Use Pidgeon Mail!

I left my pigeon at Hogwarts *wipes tear away*

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Sorry guys. My inbox is clear now. I have to clear that thing like twice a week lol.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Got your PM's guys! @ KD, That all works for me. @ K-Jammin yeah that's the plan. Your segment is awesome this week btw.

[HeelTurn]

So thats what Ryan Clark looks like? Huh go figure.

Also SES what time is the show going up

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

So thats what Ryan Clark looks like? Huh go figure.

Also SES what time is the show going up

It's still probably gonna be a while. Maybe 2 and a half hours? That's just a rough estimate though.

[HeelTurn]

It's still probably gonna be a while. Maybe 2 and a half hours? That's just a rough estimate though.

No problem bud Ill just check it out in the morning if I need to.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

The show is getting close to being done guys. I'd say no more than another hour and a half as long as someone sends me their part relatively soon.

[RomanFlare]

The show is getting close to being done guys. I'd say no more than another hour and a half as long as someone sends me their part relatively soon.

I'm not making fun of you, but this combination is hilarious to me. In a "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside" way.

[thejman93]

In a "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside"

Bob Uecker is the man!

[SilverLace]

SilverLace is the man that oozes sexy!

Fixed it for you. ;)

[thejman93]

Fixed it for you. ;)

Well played my freaky, multiple personalitied friend.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

I'm not making fun of you, but this combination is hilarious to me. In a "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside" way.

Lol. Well I guess it doesn't seem like a short period of time for you guys, but when you consider how long it usually takes to write the show out and hour and a half means it's almost done.

[RomanFlare]

Standard Spam Post so I can see if there's another post between this one and the show.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Okay, so people, the show is literally done except for one more thing. As soon as that person sends me his segment I can begin to post the show.

[Kashdinero]

Okay, so people, the show is literally done except for one more thing. As soon as that person sends me his segment I can begin to post the show.


I don't have a clue what you're talking about, so I don't know why you're blaming me ;)

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

I don't have a clue what you're talking about, so I don't know why you're blaming me ;)

Lol. No one is blaming you mate hahaha...*pulls a serious face*But it is your fault

[Kashdinero]

Lol. No one is blaming you mate hahaha...*pulls a serious face*But it is your fault

Hurry the cuck up! Whats taking so long? ;)

[Pumpkinhead]

Ohhh, I'm going to a concert in half hour and I wanted to read Mayhem before!!, SES do you know if that person is online??

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Mayhem ep 14 6-4-11
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/MayhemLogo.png?t=1300498929

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VszGRT9SaIQ

Straight to you live from Louisville Gardens, in beautiful Louisville Kentucky, welcome everyone to tonight’s edition of Saturday Night Mayhem!! The pyro hits, the music plays, and the fans are chanting “JBW! JBW!” as they are in anticipation of another great show. We have tonight the in-ring debut of the man formerly known as the-rocks-stunner, as Chris Parker takes on Scottland. Also on the card is RomanFlare vs Yes_I_Am, and K-Jammin has promised us that he’s brought us some special guests with him tonight. The thing on everyone’s mind however is the main event tonight, which will pit V-3’s MassDinero vs. the leader of the Eye Iron Ape in a buried alive match. Yes ladies and gentleman, one of these men will be buried alive here tonight.

For right now though, we see MassDinero's new armoured limousine pull up in the arena car park. The doors open, and the crowd is going nuts because out steps St George, MassDinero and Psycho Siaki!, V3 are in the house! The three of them look at ease, and in good spirits, as they get set to enter the JBW arena. St George goes to the trunk of the limo and grabs a bag…

SG: We all set then my brothers?

*Mass & Siaki nod in agreement*

SG: Any problems, give me a bell on me dog, yeah?

Mass: Just get on with it, and hurry the cuck back, bruv!

Siaki: What he said, George. It's dangerous out there.

St George confidently strides off ahead of Mass & Siaki with his bag slung over his shoulder. Where is he going? What is he going to do? Whatever V-3 has in store for us today, it’s sure to be entertaining!

Back at ringside though…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIsinxKjOXk&feature=related
We see all the members of The Eye (excluding Wes Goldman) make their way to the ring and boy does Iron Ape look pissed. Heavy heat is emitting from this crowd here tonight, as the crowd is obviously not pleased with what The Eye stands for. *Ape grabs a mic and speaks*

“I..*Crowd chants ‘Mass is gonna kill you! Mass is gonna kill you!’* Shut the hell up!! *crowd boos* I have a lot of stuff to get through right now so I’ll try to make this short and sweet. I’m sure all of you have noticed by now that Mr. Goldman is not with us right now and that is obviously due to his irresponsible, reckless, and inexcusable actions last week. I am not a wrestler! There is no way I should be competing in a match tonight, and as much as you all aren’t willing to admit it, you all know that for a fact! All week long I’ve tried to plead my case with our president The Brown One to no avail. I even took it all the way to WWTNA Mark himself, but even he wouldn’t listen to reason. So fine, I’ll be in your silly little match and you know what, I’m gonna win! That’s right, your hero MassDinero is gonna be buried six feet deep after tonight. *crowd boos* But that doesn’t exactly solve the problem of what to do about Wes Goldman for even putting me in this position does it? So Wes, get your ass out here right now!”...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hbhQV2Bwps&feature=related
Wes Goldman makes his way to the ring slowly as he looks embarrassed and a little worried. *Ape speaks*

Ape: “Well, what do you have to say for yourself Goldman?”

Wes: Listen Ape, I’m sorry about what happened last week, bu..

Ape: Your damn right your sorry! And you can address me as Mr. Ape from now on.

Wes: Sorry Mr. Ape, but if you just let me explain myself I think I can.

Ape: Well get to it.

Wes: Well Mr. Ape…I put all the cards on the table last week. I put it all on the line and I lost, but can you honestly say I didn’t try? I mean, that’s more than most of what the rest of The Eye did right? Besides, it was really his fault for losing!! *points at Demonic, who gives Wes an evil glare*I know that doesn’t help you out right now, but I’m gonna make it up to you and then some. I can promise you that. I’ve been planning all week long on what to do and I’ve got a great idea..

Ape: Oh no, we’re not going with any more of your plans or ideas. I think they’ve gotten us into enough trouble as is. No, from now on we’re gonna do things my way and my way only. Is that understood? *Wes nods* And speaking of fucked up plans, what the hell were YOU thinking last week huh? *looks directly at Chainsaw*Personally, I don’t give a fuck what you do in your free time, and I don’t even give a fuck about the girl you tried to murder, but do you have any idea how much money it would take to cover a lawsuit like that?? It wouldn’t be coming down on your head I guarantee that, it’d be on mine. Now is there anything you have to say for YOUR self?
Chainsaw: I told you I would deal with V-3. I told you I would deal with them my way. I told you to stay out of it! But if you wanna do things your way, then fine. Please, do explain your plans for V-3.

Ape: I will. Simply put, V-3’s entire existence is based on trying to keep us from doing what has to be done. They want to team up to stop us from granting success to those who truly deserve it. They want to shut our entire operation down and keep us at each other’s throats. They love what’s been going on lately in The Eye. They feed on our recent dissention in our ranks like sharks to blood. This all ends now. They have the entire lockerroom ready to stand up to us because they think that they’ve found chinks in our armor. What these idiots fail to realize is that we still hold all the power. I can still book whatever type of match I want for these clowns. Don’t you guys remember what happened at Pioneered Annihilation? Well, don’t you think that same thing can’t happen again? All of V-3 went down at the last PPV, and all of them will go down again. Things like V-3 have been tried all throughout wrestling history, they simply do not work and they never will. Do you hear that Mayhem, The Eye will ALWAYS come out on top, and there is nothing that V-3 or anyone else can do to stop it! V-3 will fail at the PPV, I can assure you of that. All I need now is for someone to step up to the plate. We already know Siaki and Chainsaw is booked for Global Uprising, who wants MassDinero?

Wes: You already know I have MassDinero boss. That is, if MassDinero can still have a match when he’s buried under 6 feet of dirt. I’ve already proven I can beat him, and it’d be my pleasure to kick his Vanilla Ice ass again. His head aint even in the game right now. He’s too worried about sucking off Young Sau to get a record deal to be worried about a match with me. How’s your jaw by the way Sau, is it about as sore as MassDinero’s is after one of your “business meetings”? *Wes laughs* I guarantee you I won’t let you down this time boss.

Ape: Now that’s what I want to hear! How about St. George?

Eric Bischoff: It’s been WAY too long Ape. I’m gonna show that cackling idiot some respect. St. George, I’ve wanted to kick your cockney ass ever since I first heard your annoying voice. You think you can talk shit about Ape week in and week out with no repercussions? No no no, that shit doesn’t fly when you’re dealing with two old-school cats like me and Ape. I’m an 8 fucking time world champion, Ape has been in more matches than you have even seen, and you think it’s okay to constantly berate and humiliate us? No fucking way. I’ve forgotten more about this business than you will EVER know. I will end you at Global Uprising. Oh and I’m gonna make sure that that jaw of yours gets wired shut after our match. Then maybe this company won’t have to listen to your big mouth anymore. I hope your brother will be watching too, he can keep you company when you’re in the hospital.

Ape: Perfect! Well there you go V-3, get ready for you demise come Global Uprising. It aint gonna be pretty.

Silverdust: What about us boss? We’ll do anything you need us too.

SilverLace: Yeah, and we mean anything.

Silverdust: He means anything, I mean anything in the ring. Seriously, we want a piece of V-3 just as much as anybody.

SilverLace: Yeah, I want a piece of all of them. Make it happen boss!

Ape: You two can just stand by, I’m sure we’ll be needing you for something at the PPV. Remember, you two are my go-to guys, so if I tell you to go-to the ring and destroy St. George before his match, you’re going to go-to the ring and do it. Understand? *the Sliver Bros nod their head in agreement*Well that’s great then. V-3, we’ll be seeing you come next Sunday.

*Commercial break*

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

We’re back from commercial now and the Eye return to Iron Ape’s office where on entering find it’s totally ransacked. On the walls are graffiti spray paint with the symbols V3! The Eye are visibly pissed to say the least.

Ironape: What the FUCK?!!! They think they can mess with us?!! All of you, out now! Go find these bastards and give them a taste of what’s to come.

St George appears on the big screen with a huge grin on his face.

SG: Eye Eye, chicken pie! Hahahahaha! So you like the new look office baboon boy?

IA: Why y…

SG: Woa, woa, woa there babs. Is that the thanks I get for all me good captain Kirk? You see china, me and me brother from the same mother Theo, are very talented when it comes to art.

*crowd start chanting Theo & George! Theo & George! Theo & George!*

SG: Thanks my JBW faithful, thanks. I spoke to Theo earlier, and he told me he had an absolute blast here last week on Mayhem… and the moriaty with V3 after the show. Now, back to business. You mobys think that you can come out here week after week and call the shots, and to be fair, you have…

IA: That’s right Georgie Boy, that’s right, we’re…

SG: BUT! And there’s always a but, V3’s sole mission is to change things and restore order back to the JBW, and there’s no way that you can slow our momentum down. I don’t care what you clowns have planned for the PPV.

*Eric Bischoff steps forward and speaks*

EB: George! You…

SG: Well, if it isn’t Derek Pissoff.

*crowd start chanting - Der - ek Piss - off! Der - ek Piss - off! Der - ek Piss - off!*

SG: You see Derek my knatterjack, I’ve seen you week in, week out rabbiting the pony, and I’m moby dick of it. You want me one on one, you’ve got it. I’ll teach your old ass a thing or two about real respect. You know, that thing you just went on about in the ring. The one where you keep saying I’m the one who needs to learn something about. You know, the bloody thing you’ve been porky pieing about, but you’ve never had once in your career. You’re in some Barney my friend. You picked the wrong Englishmen to pick a read and write with.

*camera starts to pan out revealing SG is in the car park*

SG: Now its time for you to experience a piece of the Guv’nor, watch your Cadbury snack china!

*camera pans out to Eric Bischoff’s spray painted limo*

St George is standing next to Eric Bischoff’s white limo holding a spray can, with a large grin on his face. The symbols V3 have been sprayed all over the limo. Eric Bischoff is going crazy in the back now, and it’s clear that St. George has really gotten under his skin with this one. The crowd is eating it up though, as their in an uproar of laughter at the moment.

We cut to the back now with the man formerly known as the-rocks-stunner, Chris Parker is standing by Roland Butter.

Roland Butter: Chris, what are you looking to prove this week after a debut last week that was kinda bittersweet for you?

Chris Parker: Well, after I was rudely interrupted by those Evolution wannabe's last week, one thing is for certain, that they know jackshit about this business everyone knows when chainsaw's finished with them they will just be jobbing every week. As for chainsaw that little shitdip *crowd applause and laugh for 10 seconds* who the fuck do you think you are sending your goons to interrupt me last week. Don't you know who i am?... I'm a future world champion! I’m the future of this company!... Ahh i know why you interrupted me, because you're intimidated by me. Well, I almost hate to say this because I’m a big fan of Siaki, but I’m almost hoping he loses at the PPV so i'm come after Chainsaw’s championship myself. Chainsaw, there aint a damned thing your crazy ass can do about me. Not even you and your apostles can stop me... So, I start my journey to the top with Scottland, and after a roll through him, there isn’t a sole in this roster who can stop my momentum. *Chris Parker walks away*

RB: Well there you have it guys. Some strong words from a confident man. Scottland vs. Chris Parker is next.

Match 1 Scottland vs. Chris Parker

Scottland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AN04imFDK8
Scottland makes his way to the ring and he looks to bounce back from a series of defeats at the hands of The Sleeper lately.

Chris Parker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHy6QkW89T4
Chris Parker makes his way to the ring with a great reaction from this crowd here tonight. These fans have really taken a liking to this man’s bold demeanor and confidence. Parker looks to pick up a big win here tonight to get his JBW career off on a good note.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsIm094DsY
Parker wins the match, but only because of DQ, as Finally hit the man with a chair to end the bout. That was a cheap shot by Finally, but what do you expect from someone who hangs around Chainsaw all day. Finally now stands over a downed Parker with a mic in his hands. *Finally speaks*

“Next..week..me…and you. You’re gonna pay dearly for those words boy. No one disrespects Chainsaw like that. This was only a taste. Get ready to be destroyed.” Finally then throws the mic down in Parker’s face and leaves the ring. What an awful human being.

We cut to the back now where The Silver Bros are doing their usual back and forth banter with one another. Let’s listen in.

Silverdust: Hey Lace, did you notice that no one is challenging us?

SilverLace: Yeah, I think they are all scared of my flying head scissors.

SD: Lol, what?

SL: They are scared because once my thighs are wrapped around their heads, they might actually enjoy the shaven muscularity that oozes from my manly pours!

SD: *shakes head* Do you think we should talk to Ape about getting us some competition?

SL: Ape is one sinister individual but once I walk in the room he melts.

SD: Melts?

SL: Everyone melts when they see JBW's eyecandy! They cannot wait to see a glimpse of my tan well proportioned ASS!

Just then, The Sleeper and Helmsley walk up to the Silver Bros. *The Sleeper speaks*

Sleep: So, you two clowns are looking for competition then? How about you actually listen to what I’ve been saying ever since you were handed those titles. We don’t like the fact that you automatically won the titles while everyone else has to work hard for their positions. We don’t like the fact that you want to associate with fools like Ape and Chainsaw. And most importantly, we just don’t like you.

Sl: Well, we don’t listen to people who don’t like us so… yeah.

Sleep: Well your gonna listen to this. We want those titles you hold so dear, and we’re gonna get them one way or another. We’re gonna find out who the best tag-team really is in JBW, and you can believe that….Punks.

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Very interesting development there. Back at ringside now…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAEIPSz-mO8
El Gabo and The Red Ryda make their way to the ring in an unscheduled appearance. These two get a pretty good response from the crowd despite not being on TV much and losing their match last week to The Apostles. *The Red Ryda grabs a mic an speaks*

“Hello Mayhem, I’m guessing you’re wondering why we are out here right now. You’re probably wondering why we’re being allowed so much TV time over the last couple of weeks. I mean, let’s face it, we’re not exactly house hold names like V-3 and The Eye, we’ve pretty much been jobbers up until this point in our JBW careers. Well, there’s a good reason for that too. Me and El Gabo here, we’ve not only been wasting our careers up until now, but we’re wasting everyone’s time as well. We we’re always the type of guys who wanted to play it safe, keeping a low profile in the back until someone handed us a shot, but then RomanFlare said something to me last week that struck a nerve. This is not why we got into this business. We didn’t want to be wrestlers who sit on the sidelines while we watched other people steal the show week in and week out. We wanted to become wrestlers because we want to put on a show week in and week out for you guys, and give you the very best we have every single time out there. *crowd cheers*

Now that brings me to my next point. Last week after our match with The Apostles we got the living hell beat out of us. They destroy us and we know that, but you know what, as weird as this is gonna sound, I’ve never felt better in my entire life. I know that we tried for a change! We took a chance and we attempted to make a name for ourselves, we didn’t just sit back and hope something fell into our laps. So I got back to the hotel room that night feeling like a world beater, and I sat down and flipped on the tube and watched MTV’s Jackass. It just so happens there was a marathon on that night and I sat back and reveled in the hilarity of it all. I know, I know, you guys are all wondering “what the hell is he talking about Jackass for?” well, allow me to explain myself. I sat there and I watched the show and I saw that these guys we’re just getting the piss beat out of themselves for the entire show, and they loved every minute of it! They took all the unnecessary risks in the world and they were having a blast doing it, and you know what, I could relate to them because the same thing had just happened to me! I saw these guys, and they were having fun. Real, legitimate fun, and that’s something I couldn’t have said for myself in a long time. I said to myself “why can’t I be more like them all the time? What’s the difference between them and me?” and I figured out, there really is no difference between them and me. So, then I got this idea that I should pattern myself after the guys from Jackass more if I want to continue to have fun in my life. I called up RomanFlare and wanted to see how he felt about this idea, and he shot me down immediately and called me an idiot for wanting to do something like that. To each his own I suppose. But then… “*El Gabo takes the mic out of The Red Ryda’s hands and speaks*

“But then he called me, and I told him that’s the same exact way I felt. We needed a change in our careers and this is the spark that’s gonna do it. So, from right then and there we decided we were gonna be known as The Jackasses from here on out. We’re gonna give you guys high-flying, risk-taking offence in and out of the ring. I noticed even before this whole thing happened that everyone around here lately has been so serious. There’s no joking around, no shenanigans in the lockerroom, no fun for the boys anymore. And you know what, that resonates to the fans too. You guys come here to be entertained and to have fun, and while this show is very entertaining to say the least, we’re gonna bring the fun back to JBW. Does that sound any good to you guys! *crowd cheers in approval* Well good, because from now on me and The Red Ryda don’t care about getting injures out in that ring, we don’t care about wins and losses, and we don’t even care about making a name for ourselves. From now on we only care about putting on a show for you guys and making you enjoy yourselves, even if that we have to do some really, really stupid stuff. Now hit our NEW music!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczrDOa5Asc
The Jackasses leave the ring giving high fives to the crowd. Well this is certainly an interesting development isn’t it? I wonder where this is gonna go from here.

*Commercial Break*

Ever wonder what it would be like to be Psycho Siaki in the ring? How about being like Iron Ape and booking your own matches with the JBW superstars. Pitting MassDinero vs. Manabu in dream matches, becoming the undisputed JBW World Heavyweight Champion, sound like a dream come true? Well it’s not a dream anymore because you can get your very own copy of E-fed 12, in stores on June 12th. Reserve your copy at Gamestop and you can get JBW legend Samson as a hidden character.

We’re back from commercial break and we see Eric Bischoff talking to Iron Ape in the back.

Eric B: Ape, I was wondering if you could do me a favor.

Ape: What’s up Eric?

Eric B: I haven’t wrestled in close to 6 years. I was wondering if you could give me a warm up match tonight.

Ape: Yeah sure thing. Who do you want?

Eric B: AngrySamoan.

Ape: Woah, that’s a bit more than a warm up match isn’t it?

Eric B: Well I need someone tough to get me in the right mind set. You can make it happen right?

Ape: Yeah, but you do know we’re gonna have the advantage at the PPV right? I mean, I can book it so that St. George has to fight with both hands tied behind his back.

Eric B: Yeah I know, but I still don’t want any ring rust when I go out there.

Ape: Fine. You ready to go right now?

Eric B: Yeah.

Ape: *Picks up a phone and dials a number* Hey, go get AngrySamoan and tell him he has a match right now. *person on the phone says something unintelligible* I don’t give a shit if he’s ready or not. He’s in a damn match! *hangs up the phone and talks to Eric* There you go.

Match 2 Eric Bischoff vs. AngrySamoan

Eric Bischoff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg9lgAl0sTA&feature=related
Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring and gets steady boos from the crowd. He looks to pick up a good win here against a really tough opponent in AngrySamoan.

AngrySamoan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE
AngrySamoan makes his way to the ring and he doesn’t look happy about the match he’s been thrown into.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrbuNiOflgU
AngrySamoan wins the match in dominating fashion. The Eye came down and tried to interfere but St. George intervened and helped AngrySamoan pick up the win. Boy the Eye’s plan sure did backfire on this one.

We cut to the back where we have our field reporter Melissa Mendez backstage with Psycho Siaki. *Mendez speaks*

MM: Siaki, I know you want to say something about that sick freak Chainsaw right now, so go ahead.

PS: Thank you Melissa. Chainsaw, you’re trying to spill the blood of the innocent in my name.. You want to threaten those close to me.. But I know your just this spoiled brat named after a power tool who is gonna get what he doesnt want and that’s the ass kicking of his life, it’s gonna feel like Elementary all over again except this isn’t his bully or his alcoholic step dad, it’s a Psycho.. And how funny it is that he's named after a power tool because for one he's a tool, and two he's a tool that needs power to even function.. Well guess what Chainsaw?? We're going to destroy that very power, The Eye, your Apostles, hell even your electric company.. Im gonna personally make sure that this power gets cut off and you will pay for all your actions, let’s just call it a late payment thats long overdue.. Everyone knows actions cause reactions and the time to react is now.. At Global Uprising this restraining order is over and you will suffer the consequences.. We came, we saw, we conquer that is the objective, V3 will bring back the glory to this company and no one is going to stop us.. Not Ape, Not Chainsaw, Not Bischoff, Not Silverman, Not The Silver Bros, Not the Apostles.. The Eye will be permanently shut, this I guarantee. Oh, and I’m gonna give him an extra little something for you Melissa, don’t worry..*Siaki walks away*

MM: Well there you have it Chainsaw. You’re gonna get exactly what’s coming to you come Global Uprising. Back to ringside now where K-Jammin apparently has something planned for us *Mendez under her breath “great…something from that asshole”*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0j5yjIV6qA&feature=related
K-Jammins music plays and he heads to the ring getting HUGE heat from the crowd and he has yet another smug grin on his face.

K-Jammin:" Ladies and gentleman, girls and boys, i stand here before you today... a changed man. After managing to engage in sexual relations with most of your girlfriends, wives, mothers, sisters, aunts, daughters and in one very rare case a grandmother, i am here to announce to you all that all that fooling around with everyone stops right now. No, i don't have herpes or anything like that, i am just simply, in love. Now guys, i want you all to meet her but i want you all to be real nice to her okay? You dumbass retards think you can manage that? Good, Katie...Come on out darling!"

A Gorgeous brunette walks out in a VERY short skirt and a very revealing top

K-Jammin:" Come here baby *Kisses her* Now guys, say hello to Katie"

*The crowd starts chanting " She's a crack whore" *

K-Jammin:"*Suddenly looks pissed off, then suddenly goes back to his smug grin* Don't listen to them Katie baby because tonight is all about you. This is our first official night as a couple and I thought you know what why wait? So i took the liberty of inviting your parents here tonight, ladies and gentleman please welcome Katie's parents Mr and Mrs Dawson!"

*Katie's parents both in the 50s make their way to the ring as the crowd surprisingly applaud them, Katie runs up and gives them both a big hug*

K-Jammin:" It's very nice to meet you Mr and Mrs Dawson, now if i understand correctly your both very religious right?"

Mr Dawson:" That is correct yes"

K-Jammin:" So you must be extremely disappointed in what Katie's wearing tonight correct? * Katie looks down at the floor embarrassed *

Mr Dawson:" Although Katie is 20 years old now and responsible for her own actions, we do disapprove of her outfit quite a bit yes"

K-Jammin:" And you don't agree with sex before marriage either?"

Mr Dawson:" *Nods his head*

K-Jammin:" Well then out of respect sir, I must tell you that i made love to your daughter all night long last night!"

*Katie starts to cry and starts pleading with K-Jammin to shut up but he just laughs*

Mr Dawson:" Katie, it's okay sweetheart. This sad young fool has corrupted your mind. * Turns to K-Jammin* Now listen here boy, im gonna take my daughter and go home and your not to have any contact with her what so ever do you understand me?"

K-Jammin:" Katie, are you not gonna defend me?"

*Katie's head turns back and forth from K-Jammin to her Dad, until suddenly she strikes her own father in the face! He falls to the floor in shock as her mother runs out the ring in tears*

K-Jammin: * Huge grin on his face * "That's my girl" * He wipes her tears away and they kiss right over her Dad, you see his hand sliding up her thigh ever so slowly until he stops and once again faces her father* " You see old man, your baby girl is with me now! you got it?!"

*He starts beating down her father throwing furious punches to the skull until he is busted wide open*

K-Jammin:"Katie, go bring me a sledgehammer from under the ring"

*Without hesitating she goes and gets it immediately, she is now grinning as if she's enjoying every minute of this! K-Jammin pulls him to his feet and places him leaning against the ropes in the corner and commands Katie to hold him in place, he then runs up and smashed the sledgehammer into her father’s ribs! Katie is now laughing and her and K-Jammin once again share a very intense kiss*

Katie:" You see daddy, all my life you've been telling me Oh you can't wear that Katie and Oh you can't do that Katie and i listened, until i met this man * She strokes K-Jammins chest as he raises his arms and laughs* And he showed me that you don't need to listen to anybody! I never want to see you again you old pathetic bastard! * She spits on him *”

Her and K-Jammin both begin walk away smiling and holding hands, leaving Katie's father in a pool of his own blood when…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhyiqGIJQus
Brandon Smithson is here and he gets a huge pop from the crowd as he runs to the ring! K-Jammin tries to cut him off, but Smithson sweeps K-Jammin’s legs from underneath him and puts him in a Boston Crab. Katie is trying to get Smithson off of K-Jammin, but Smithson is too strong for her so she begins to try to slap fight him. We see Katie crying like a little brat and slapping Smithson in the chest as hard as she can with both hands, but Smithson just laughs it off and keeps on applying the hold. As hard as Katie is trying to slap Smithson, is as hard as K-Jammin is tapping out on the mat as we hear him whining almost like a little baby. The crowd is loving this right now and give Smithson a standing ovation. After what must have been three minutes in the Boston Crab, Smithson finally lets go, but he isn’t quite done yet. He pulls out a sharpie and draws a gigantic peace sign on K-Jammin’s back before leaving the ring to a loud cheer from the crowd. We see K-Jammin who is obviously still in a lot of pain being tended to by a weeping Katie as we cut to commercial break.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0j5yjIV6qA&feature=related
K-Jammins music plays and he heads to the ring getting HUGE heat from the crowd and he has yet another smug grin on his face.

K-Jammin:" Ladies and gentleman, girls and boys, i stand here before you today... a changed man. After managing to engage in sexual relations with most of your girlfriends, wives, mothers, sisters, aunts, daughters and in one very rare case a grandmother, i am here to announce to you all that all that fooling around with everyone stops right now. No, i don't have herpes or anything like that, i am just simply, in love. Now guys, i want you all to meet her but i want you all to be real nice to her okay? You dumbass retards think you can manage that? Good, Katie...Come on out darling!"

A Gorgeous brunette walks out in a VERY short skirt and a very revealing top

K-Jammin:" Come here baby *Kisses her* Now guys, say hello to Katie"

*The crowd starts chanting " She's a crack whore" *

K-Jammin:"*Suddenly looks pissed off, then suddenly goes back to his smug grin* Don't listen to them Katie baby because tonight is all about you. This is our first official night as a couple and I thought you know what why wait? So i took the liberty of inviting your parents here tonight, ladies and gentleman please welcome Katie's parents Mr and Mrs Dawson!"

*Katie's parents both in the 50s make their way to the ring as the crowd surprisingly applaud them, Katie runs up and gives them both a big hug*

K-Jammin:" It's very nice to meet you Mr and Mrs Dawson, now if i understand correctly your both very religious right?"

Mr Dawson:" That is correct yes"

K-Jammin:" So you must be extremely disappointed in what Katie's wearing tonight correct? * Katie looks down at the floor embarrassed *

Mr Dawson:" Although Katie is 20 years old now and responsible for her own actions, we do disapprove of her outfit quite a bit yes"

K-Jammin:" And you don't agree with sex before marriage either?"

Mr Dawson:" *Nods his head*

K-Jammin:" Well then out of respect sir, I must tell you that i made love to your daughter all night long last night!"

*Katie starts to cry and starts pleading with K-Jammin to shut up but he just laughs*

Mr Dawson:" Katie, it's okay sweetheart. This sad young fool has corrupted your mind. * Turns to K-Jammin* Now listen here boy, im gonna take my daughter and go home and your not to have any contact with her what so ever do you understand me?"

K-Jammin:" Katie, are you not gonna defend me?"

*Katie's head turns back and forth from K-Jammin to her Dad, until suddenly she strikes her own father in the face! He falls to the floor in shock as her mother runs out the ring in tears*

K-Jammin: * Huge grin on his face * "That's my girl" * He wipes her tears away and they kiss right over her Dad, you see his hand sliding up her thigh ever so slowly until he stops and once again faces her father* " You see old man, your baby girl is with me now! you got it?!"

*He starts beating down her father throwing furious punches to the skull until he is busted wide open*

K-Jammin:"Katie, go bring me a sledgehammer from under the ring"

*Without hesitating she goes and gets it immediately, she is now grinning as if she's enjoying every minute of this! K-Jammin pulls him to his feet and places him leaning against the ropes in the corner and commands Katie to hold him in place, he then runs up and smashed the sledgehammer into her father’s ribs! Katie is now laughing and her and K-Jammin once again share a very intense kiss*

Katie:" You see daddy, all my life you've been telling me Oh you can't wear that Katie and Oh you can't do that Katie and i listened, until i met this man * She strokes K-Jammins chest as he raises his arms and laughs* And he showed me that you don't need to listen to anybody! I never want to see you again you old pathetic bastard! * She spits on him *”

Her and K-Jammin both begin walk away smiling and holding hands, leaving Katie's father in a pool of his own blood when…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhyiqGIJQus
Brandon Smithson is here and he gets a huge pop from the crowd as he runs to the ring! K-Jammin tries to cut him off, but Smithson sweeps K-Jammin’s legs from underneath him and puts him in a Boston Crab. Katie is trying to get Smithson off of K-Jammin, but Smithson is too strong for her so she begins to try to slap fight him. We see Katie crying like a little brat and slapping Smithson in the chest as hard as she can with both hands, but Smithson just laughs it off and keeps on applying the hold. As hard as Katie is trying to slap Smithson, is as hard as K-Jammin is tapping out on the mat as we hear him whining almost like a little baby. The crowd is loving this right now and give Smithson a standing ovation. After what must have been three minutes in the Boston Crab, Smithson finally lets go, but he isn’t quite done yet. He pulls out a sharpie and draws a gigantic peace sign on K-Jammin’s back before leaving the ring to a loud cheer from the crowd. We see K-Jammin who is obviously still in a lot of pain being tended to by a weeping Katie as we cut to commercial break.

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Back from commercial now and we see that RomanFlare is standing my with Dave. The camera focuses in on Dave holding a microphone as he stands next to RomanFlare.

Dave: " I'm here with RomanFlare, and Flare, we heard earlier from the new team "Jackasses"."

RF: " The "Jackasses"? It's not polite to call people names Dave."

Dave: " No, that's what they called themselves. Daredevils looking for a spotlight."

RF: " That's an embarrassing name. See, this is why I didn't join them."

Dave: " They said they offered you a spot--"

RF: " Don't cut me off Dave."

Dave: " But you were finished tal--"

RF: " You see: After The Red Ryda called me last Saturday and told me I had to watch that stupid ass show, I had to tell him I wasn’t interested. Then he came up to me in the locker room and spelled out his little "team" idea. I get that their trying to push themselves into the spotlight with all these high-risk, high-flying antics. He wanted me to team up with him and El Gabo to try and put some “fun” back in the company or some stupid shit like that. They want to try and become fan favorites. And you wanna know what I said?"

Dave: " Wh--"

RomanFlare rips the microphone from Dave's hand and shoves Dave out of the picture. He looks straight into the videoscope: " RomanFlare doesn't need a damn team. He doesn't need someone to watch his back. No, RomanFlare is a real man. He doesn't need those high-risk move and he sure doesn't need a partner to help him win a match. Sure, I asked for your help last week Ryda, and guess what? We lost. I would have been better off by myself. No, I don’t even need those snappy pyrotechnics to get over. RomanFlare makes his own damn fireworks in the ring--the firework show known as technical wrestling. You may hit a Moonsault and pick up a fluke win here and there, but RomanFlare don't do that, oh no. He breaks a man down, bending him till his will snaps, and RomanFlare wins. RomanFlare is an unstoppable force of pain, like a hurricane. And when that Hurricane gets into the ring, you better believe the opponent is wetting himself in fear over the pain he knows is coming. When people see this hurricane is listed as their opponent for the night, they hop on their telephone and make a collect call to the local chiropractic, because when RomanFlare gets to them in the ring, and locks in that Firecracker, oh yeah, you better believe he snaps their back in two. So everyone better watch the f out. This Hurricane of Pain is coming for you. Now if you’ll excuse me, my first victim is about to meet me in the ring."

Match 3 RomanFlare vs. Yes_I_Am
Yes_I_Am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Z3m5pZj3o
Yes_I_Am makes his way to the ring and he looks like he’s ready to go here tonight.

RomanFlare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFFGfG3pnY
The new and “improved” RomanFlare makes his way to the ring, and he’s getting some heat from the crowd for saying what he said about his now former friends The Red Ryda and El Gabo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG4QhIxkhjM

RomanFlare wins the match and his new style of wrestling helped him do it. Say what you want about his change in persona, but he’s 1-0 with this new attitude and if that’s what matters to him then he should go for it.


We cut backstage now and we see MassDinero is making his way to the ring as he gets ready for the main event, but wait, whats this? Siaki and George have joined him! Mass obviously isn't taking any chances tonight. He knows that there won't be a level playing field in this extremely dangerous match, and Ape will do everything in his, and The Eye's, power to make sure the Mayhem General Manager isn't buried alive by JBW's resident rapping ruffian. The confidence is just pouring out of Mass, and he is sporting a huge grin, which does little to hide the evil thoughts floating about his darkened mind...

Suddenly our heroes are surrounded by twenty security guards, led by an agitated looking Ape.

Iron Ape: Oh, why the shocked looks, boys? *looks to George and Siaki* You didn't think I was going to allow the pair of you to just waltz Matilda here *points to Mass* out to the ring for the biggest match of our careers did you? For shame, boys, for shame. Why I..

PS: What the fuck, Ape? We all know you won't be giving Mass a fair fucking chance tonight... Trust me, we aren't planning on getting involved, we just want to be there in-case you try anything funny.

SG: Which we know know you will, china! You, controlling little shirt-lifter!

IA: Whoa there, boys, I'm the fucking boss, and I'm telling you, if you refuse to leave right now, then I will terminate all your contracts for failing to comply with your superior's wishes. Now, respectfully go along wi..

MD: Shut the cuck up, you poomps!!! *looks to his V3 brethren* Lads, lads, we knew this would happen. This little mug ain't got the bollocks to stand alone, and he dun knows that the three of us are unstopable! He knows that we could take out all nine of The Eye at the same time, and to tell the truth, guys... I got this. Do what monkey boy wants, and I'll meet you at the club... Keep the champers on ice for me!

SG: I don't know about this, julius. This plank 'as somethin' up 'is grubby little sleeve, I can feel it in me Davey's.

PS: He's right, Mass, c'mon lets just take these fools out and cause some fucking havock!! We can deal with the repercussions later!

MD: I insist, bruvas, I insist. I was the one who wanted this, so I'm gonna have to take whatever this... This degenerate bastard can give! Please, don't worry, I can do this.... Now get the cuck out of here, Ape before I kill you where you stand

*Ape flees the scene, and George and Siaki reluctantly start to leave, but a pair of the security guards decide to get a bit above their station and put their hands on Siaki and George's shoulders to escort them out. George grabs one of them and pulls his arm out of it's socket leaving him howling in pain cradling the dislocated, and now useless, limb. Siaki follows suit and proceeds to jab the brave guard who dared touch the number one contender to the Mayhem world championship in the ribs, breaking each one on the left side of his body, and probably puncturing his left lung. The rest of the security guards look shit scared and, clearly, none of them want to suffer the same fate as their colleagues. A very pissed off looking George and Siaki leave with their faces struggling to hide their disapointment at not being at Mass' side, and their concern for their brother, Mass.. Chaz and Dave appear at Mass' side who says to them*

MD: Chaz, Dave, run! Get your arses in our secret locker room... Go! Now!

*Chaz and Dave do as they are told, and flee the scene without hesitation

MD: *Looks to the camera* So, Ape, I know you and your little buch of poomps are watching this in 3D, from the luxury of your state of the art locker room, so listen up and listen good!! Do you know how many of my people I've buried over the years? More than I'm willing to talk about here, thats for sure. But not one of those good people's faces have been forgotton. I remember every single one of them, and their faces are burned into my minds eye never to be forgotton. Never. Old or young, they still live as long as there is breath in my lungs to speak of their names, and to honour their memory. A lot of people mourned the loss of their physical presence, but knew they would be guided to a better place... But when I bury you, Apey... When I bury you, nobody outside of The Eye, and your imediate family, will talk of you. You will fade into the past and soon enough people will think you were nothing but a figment of their imagination. And when the dirt begins to obscure your vision, and the scene fades to black, you will know that you and your ideals have failed... That you have failed. And when you open your eyes again, you won't be meeting your maker, you will be staring Lucifer himself in the eyes, and your faliure will become shockingly apparent.... The conspiracy dies tonight, Ape.... And you die with it.

*MassDinero confidently makes his way to the gorilla position, for the most dangerous match of his career*

Main event MassDinero vs. Iron Ape-Buried Alive match

MassDinero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YAVg-_lPCE&feature=player_embedded

Iron Ape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIsinxKjOXk&feature=related


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69l0v_vince-mcmahon-vs-the-undertaker-sur_sport
"Oh my God, Chainsaw just came in and saved Iron Ape from being buried! But, that means Mass is buried alive! What the hell I thought all these attempted murders were gonna stop! What the hell is going on now!? A huge piece of machinery comes out from the back as a beaten and bloodied Iron Ape is waving it on. It looks like Ape is instructing someone to remove the grave site where Mass was just buried from the arena.

The rest of V-3 come storming out to try to make the save but their too late. They look confused and worried just like everyone else in the arena tonight. What does this mean for the future of MassDinero? Will there even be a future for MassDinero? Find out next week. JBW
Finland fears me

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Sorry guys, i kinda messed up on the order a bit so if you notice any leaps in the order of things just refresh the page and it'll be fine now.

[K-Jammin]

K-Jammin Twitter: "Just for the record, i was not crying because that Brandon geezer had me in a submission, what you didn't see was he actually kicked some kind of dust in my eye! Dirty cheating wanker, now if you excuse me im off to sex up Katie"

Fucking brill show SES, Mayhem isn't mayhem without an attempted murder, Can't wait for the PPV! Good job

[BrandonLoopsTV]

Great show and I loved the sharpie peace sign thing!

[RomanFlare]

Great show SES.

[BrandonLoopsTV]

K-Jammin Twitter: "Just for the record, i was not crying because that Brandon geezer had me in a submission, what you didn't see was he actually kicked some kind of dust in my eye! Dirty cheating wanker, now if you excuse me im off to sex up Katie"


Brandon smithson twitter: "New to this twitter thing? buttttt uh @k-jammin don't lie You cried because of me not because dust in your eye?... GPAC. b.s out!"

[WWTNA Mark]

AWESOME show once again SES!!! The promos tonight were excellent!!! Hats off to the Mayhem crew for putting on one hell of a show!!! I really hate K-Jammin's character that I love it!!! K-Jammin is really doing a great job as a heel and his promos are funny!!! The Jackasses could be an epic group and I can't wait to see more of what they have in store for us! St George vs Eric Bishoff at Global Uprising will be one hell of a match!!! Siaki vs Chainsaw for the Mayhem World title, i'm getting goose bumps just thinking about that!!! Brandon Smithson showed 'peace' to K-Jammin and the part where he drew a peace sign on K-Jammin had me in tears!!! Also, NOOO!!!! Ma$$dinero being buried with the help from Chainsaw!!! That was pretty shocking and I wonder what the future holds for Ma$$! Great show SES! :D

[the-rocks-stunner]

great show... is massdinero dead? o_O

[RomanFlare]

great show... is massdinero dead? o_O

You're missing the point.... Buried Alive match on FREE TV!

[the-rocks-stunner]

You're missing the point.... Buried Alive match on FREE TV!

so my JBW tv subscription contract was a spam email? i pay 50 dollars a night for this thread DAAAAAAMNN

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

great show... is massdinero dead? o_O


You're missing the point.... Buried Alive match on FREE TV!

I LMAO at this exchange.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

so my JBW tv subscription contract was a spam email? i pay 50 dollars a night for this thread DAAAAAAMNN

I LMAO at this too. RomanFlare vs. Chris Parker could be fun.

[HolyJose2391]

Great show SES! I enjoyed every bit of it. Not even a vacation can stop me from reading Mayham :). And WWTNA let me know if you need anything

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Anyone here seen Toy Story 3? I just watched it with my folks and my sister and I damn near cried at the end.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

Oh and btw, thanks for everyone who commented on the show. I'm glad you all liked it.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Oh and btw, thanks for everyone who commented on the show. I'm glad you all liked it.

No problem. It was a great read that was worthy of the praise.

[K-Jammin]

Twitter: " So i just realised i have a peace sign on my back? Brandon Smithson, are you 8 years old? You started a war you stupid inbred fuck and now i know your a dirty hippy, i will now go out on a rampage and just cut any tree i see and i suggest you chain your self to them. This isn't 1965 this is 2011, you and your hippy mates aren't welcome anymore so here's what i suggest you do, get a hair cut, shave your beard, move out of your parents basement, get a job, get a girlfriend, and pretty much just sort your life out, i ain't prepared to let John Lennon's son make a fool of me again"

[K-Jammin]

AWESOME show once again SES!!! The promos tonight were excellent!!! Hats off to the Mayhem crew for putting on one hell of a show!!! I really hate K-Jammin's character that I love it!!! K-Jammin is really doing a great job as a heel and his promos are funny!!! The Jackasses could be an epic group and I can't wait to see more of what they have in store for us! St George vs Eric Bishoff at Global Uprising will be one hell of a match!!! Siaki vs Chainsaw for the Mayhem World title, i'm getting goose bumps just thinking about that!!! Brandon Smithson showed 'peace' to K-Jammin and the part where he drew a peace sign on K-Jammin had me in tears!!! Also, NOOO!!!! Ma$$dinero being buried with the help from Chainsaw!!! That was pretty shocking and I wonder what the future holds for Ma$$! Great show SES! :D

Thank you my man :D Appreciate it

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Twitter: " So i just realised i have a peace sign on my back? Brandon Smithson, are you 8 years old? You started a war you stupid inbred fuck and now i know your a dirty hippy, i will now go out on a rampage and just cut any tree i see and i suggest you chain your self to them. This isn't 1965 this is 2011, you and your hippy mates aren't welcome anymore so here's what i suggest you do, get a hair cut, shave your beard, move out of your parents basement, get a job, get a girlfriend, and pretty much just sort your life out, i ain't prepared to let John Lennon's son make a fool of me again"

OUCH! Them's some fightin' words to say the least.

[K-Jammin]

OUCH! Them's some fightin' words to say the least.

Honestly though, i thought the sharpie idea was awesome haha

[sincara]

Hey sincara, what did you think of Warfare this week?

@Heelturn Sorry for not responding to your PM. I'll send you one right now.

i thaught warfare was v good this week keep up the good work

[Rehmix]

Anyone here seen Toy Story 3? I just watched it with my folks and my sister and I damn near cried at the end.

What do you mean damn near? I was balling at the end man. And not that "okay, i can hide this for a little bit in the dark movie theater." I mean the "That's me. I'm Andy man. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" crying. In a crowded movie theater no less.

[HolyJose2391]

What do you mean damn near? I was balling at the end man. And not that "okay, i can hide this for a little bit in the dark movie theater." I mean the "That's me. I'm Andy man. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" crying. In a crowded movie theater no less.

Same here I saw it for my 19th bday last year I was bawling like a little girl

[Pumpkinhead]

great show!!, congratulations to K - Jammin for that awesome promo!!

Chainsaw and the Minions vs FSA = $$$$

[the-rocks-stunner]

Same here I saw it for my 19th bday last year I was bawling like a little girl

you guys are gay *walks off*....... *runs back* and me too i cried aswell :(

[BrandonLoopsTV]

Anyone here seen Toy Story 3? I just watched it with my folks and my sister and I damn near cried at the end.

yea i almost cried too

[thejman93]

Great stuff SES. It's good to see a bunch of new faces on Mayhem. K-Jammin continues to impress in the promo department; I'l be interested to see how his new feud with Smithson goes. The Eye-V-3 stuff was gold as usual, My boy Ma$$ is dead?

BTW: did somebody say something about "finding out who the best tag team in JBW is?" Um.........hello.....

[jhorton1215]

yea i almost cried too

I wanted to cry, but I was able to hold back most of the tears.

[samoan619]

What a way to start off my day with another dope episode of Mayhem.. S/O to my brothas SES, Kash, and Leggs, welcome back to my brothas SilverLace and Silverdust, great job K-Jammin and Smithson (you guys definitely stood out this episode), the Jack Asses look like theyre gonna be another stand out crew on Mayhem, we got the debut of Chris Parker(who created Chris Parker?), and RomanFlare got his win with his new attitude.. Looks like i got a few more people to add to my JBW league on Fire Pro: Brandon Smithson, Red Ryda, Roman Flare, Red Devil Sativa and Avidico.. I made the correction to K-Jammin's hair and Mass Dinero's attire.. I keep playing the game like its new thanks to the JBW characters lol..

[K-Jammin]

Thank you everyone for the comments, almost making me blush ;)

[RomanFlare]

Looks like JBW is dominating EWNCW in the ratings! ;D

[Leggo]

Well, well, well, another great ep of Mayhem SES! Well done my brother.

Great promos as ever, really liked the k-jammin/Parker angle... And man that k-jammin is a nasty bastard! Great to see the Silver's back. Romanflare's new lease of life interests me, and so too the jackasses.

Feeling a little concerned for Mass, WTF?!

Can't wait to see what happens next week!

Sidenote: crying at toy story 3? You bunch of pussy's! Lol.

[Leggo]

Looks like JBW is dominating EWNCW in the ratings! ;D

We have for a while now mate.

[samoan619]

Well, well, well, another great ep of Mayhem SES! Well done my brother.

Great promos as ever, really liked the k-jammin/Parker angle... And man that k-jammin is a nasty bastard! Great to see the Silver's back. Romanflare's new lease of life interests me, and so too the jackasses.

Feeling a little concerned for Mass, WTF?!

Can't wait to see what happens next week!

Sidenote: crying at toy story 3? You bunch of pussy's! Lol.

LMAO Put the toys away children lol..

[Leggo]

LMAO Put the toys away children lol..

Hahaha! I jest... My son has it on DVD and he can never watch the end!

[samoan619]

Hahaha! I jest... My son has it on DVD and he can never watch the end!

The love between a child and their toy, I guess it could be an emotional thing.. I wonder if women have the same emotional feeling when leaving sex toys behind lolol.. Not my vibration sensation 2000, I can never let you go, the adventures we had, you would always go cave exploring, im gonna miss you vibration sensation 2000..

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

First of all, thanks to everyone who liked the show that wasn't here for that initial viewing. The things you say about the show really do mean a lot so thank you.

Oh and @ Leggo and Sammy: You clearly don't understand. For people my age, we grew up with the Toy Story characters, so the ending hit home in a way you can't quite comprehend. You old muthafookas...lol jp. Seriously though, the ending was also a metaphor for moving on, as Andy just as Andy was moving away to college and his mom had to deal with that, SPOILER ALERT, Andy had to deal with giving away his toys to the little girl.

[Leggo]

The love between a child and their toy, I guess it could be an emotional thing.. I wonder if women have the same emotional feeling when leaving sex toys behind lolol.. Not my vibration sensation 2000, I can never let you go, the adventures we had, you would always go cave exploring, im gonna miss you vibration sensation 2000..

Well I know for a fact that Mrs Leggo has no toys! She quite happy with the Leggo's goods!!! (baby's arm mate, baby's arm) lmao!! Lol. Haha

[Leggo]

The love between a child and their toy, I guess it could be an emotional thing.. I wonder if women have the same emotional feeling when leaving sex toys behind lolol.. Not my vibration sensation 2000, I can never let you go, the adventures we had, you would always go cave exploring, im gonna miss you vibration sensation 2000..

Well I know for a fact that Mrs Leggo has no toys! She quite happy with the Leggo's goods!!! (baby's arm mate, baby's arm) lmao!! Lol. Haha