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Leggo
07-08-2011, 09:18 AM
Same! Quality player, and yeah im sad to see them go especially Brown
Agreed. I've Prolly asked you this before, but if you don't mind me asking, where you from mate?
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 09:19 AM
Oh ok The Prophecy vs Yoda? He'll bury me worse than Triple H pmsl
And even though Star Wars is pretty English anyway, heres something even more English
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 09:25 AM
Agreed. I've Prolly asked you this before, but if you don't mind me asking, where you from mate?
Well, use to live in Somerset but then moved to what's most probably the smallest place in England called Littlehampton. It's about half hour from Portsmouth
Leggo
07-08-2011, 09:30 AM
Oh ok The Prophecy vs Yoda? He'll bury me worse than Triple H pmsl
And even though Star Wars is pretty English anyway, heres something even more English
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
*stands and applauds* fookin magic vid HT. If you've never watched the film snatch I strongly recommend it.
Sidenote: St George would fit in a dream
Leggo
07-08-2011, 09:32 AM
Well, use to live in Somerset but then moved to what's most probably the smallest place in England called Littlehampton. It's about half hour from Portsmouth
I have relatives in Portsmouth. Although I've never been to visit them. I've been to Southampton a couple of times. Used to go to Poole and Bournemouth when I was a kid on holiday.
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 09:38 AM
I have relatives in Portsmouth. Although I've never been to visit them. I've been to Southampton a couple of times. Used to go to Poole and Bournemouth when I was a kid on holiday.
Every British kid should experience a holiday in Bournemouth! ;) Use to love it!
Leggo
07-08-2011, 09:53 AM
Every British kid should experience a holiday in Bournemouth! ;) Use to love it!
Christchurch, muddefud and Barton on sea FTW!
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 09:59 AM
Christchurch, muddefud and Barton on sea FTW!
WWWYKI! Sorry, couldn't resist saying it ;)
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 10:18 AM
Christchurch, muddefud and Barton on sea FTW!
Blackpool mate, the Vegas of the North lol
Pumpkinhead
07-08-2011, 10:28 AM
Im not english but I lived in Newcastle for a awhile!!
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 10:34 AM
Im not english but I lived in Newcastle for a awhile!!
I got arrested for shitting on a farm in Newcastle! Apparently that's frowned upon these days?
Pumpkinhead
07-08-2011, 10:38 AM
I got arrested for shitting on a farm in Newcastle! Apparently that's frowned upon these days?
No kidding!!
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 10:39 AM
No kidding!!
Who would of guessed huh?
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 10:42 AM
Im not english but I lived in Newcastle for a awhile!!
You poor guy lol
Leggo
07-08-2011, 10:57 AM
I got arrested for shitting on a farm in Newcastle! Apparently that's frowned upon these days?
2 questions...
1. Did the back break on your shit!
2. What did you wipe your ass with man? Lol
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 11:07 AM
2 questions...
1. Did the back break on your shit!
2. What did you wipe your ass with man? Lol
1. Explain what you mean lol?
2 Doc leaf! ;)
Leggo
07-08-2011, 11:54 AM
1. Explain what you mean lol?
2 Doc leaf! ;)
Ok, this is gonna sound fookin grose! When the stool left your anus, did it break in half, or did you manage to keep it all in one peice? Hahahaha! Lmfao!
Message to the JBW faithful: I'm sorry guys, your opinion of my mind must be in the gutter!! Lol
thejman93
07-08-2011, 12:06 PM
Ok, this is gonna sound fookin grose! When the stool left your anus, did it break in half, or did you manage to keep it all in one peice? Hahahaha! Lmfao!
Message to the JBW faithful: I'm sorry guys, your opinion of my mind must be in the gutter!! Lol
Greatest. Post. Ever.
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 12:10 PM
Ok, this is gonna sound fookin grose! When the stool left your anus, did it break in half, or did you manage to keep it all in one peice? Hahahaha! Lmfao!
Message to the JBW faithful: I'm sorry guys, your opinion of my mind must be in the gutter!! Lol
What reward will i get if i return you to the loony bin? ;) Hahaha! tbh im not sure mate, I've never thought to check!
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 12:21 PM
Ok, this is gonna sound fookin grose! When the stool left your anus, did it break in half, or did you manage to keep it all in one peice? Hahahaha! Lmfao!
Message to the JBW faithful: I'm sorry guys, your opinion of my mind must be in the gutter!! Lol
If thats how you Mayhem boys think Im glad Im on Warfare. Haha only joking mate.
Leggo
07-08-2011, 12:53 PM
@ HT - there are no boys on mayhem my brother, only men! Lol
@ K-Jam - send them round man and claim your reward! You've always got to check the pan when dropping the kids off at the pool!!! Lmao! Hahaha
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 12:53 PM
Okay so I've missed a few hours here so I'm gonna catch up:
Kash, I would totally kick George Lucas' ass!
Leggo and Heelturn, Snatch is an amazing movie. I watch it like once a month
K-Jammin, got your latest and greatest, and don't take this the wrong way, but your character is SUCH an asshole.
I think that's about it. I'm sure I'll think of something.
OH, wait, congrats to KashDinero for popping his cherry. Yeah, i got that PM too. LOL
Leggo
07-08-2011, 12:56 PM
@ SES - raising the tone of conversation... Ever watched love, honour and obey? Fookin quality mate!
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 12:59 PM
Okay so I've missed a few hours here so I'm gonna catch up:
Kash, I would totally kick George Lucas' ass!
Leggo and Heelturn, Snatch is an amazing movie. I watch it like once a month
K-Jammin, got your latest and greatest, and don't take this the wrong way, but your character is SUCH an asshole.
I think that's about it. I'm sure I'll think of something.
OH, wait, congrats to KashDinero for popping his cherry. Yeah, i got that PM too. LOL
Just the reaction i was hoping for!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 01:19 PM
@ SES - raising the tone of conversation... Ever watched love, honour and obey? Fookin quality mate!
No I haven't actually. What's the premise? If your suggesting it, it must be a winner. Anyway, I've gotta assume that since you've seen Snatch and enjoyed it, you had to have seen it's predecessor Lock. Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 01:20 PM
Just the reaction i was hoping for!
Well trust me, your gonna get it.
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 01:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc
Well trust me, your gonna get it.
Leggo
07-08-2011, 01:45 PM
Are we still doing promo of the month?
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 01:48 PM
Are we still doing promo of the month?
Yes, but since I had forgotten about it until like a week ago, this time it'll be promo of the last 2 months.
Leggo
07-08-2011, 01:50 PM
Yes, but since I had forgotten about it until like a week ago, this time it'll be promo of the last 2 months.
Cool, when will that be then bruv?
RomanFlare
07-08-2011, 02:02 PM
HolyJose this thread goes nuts in the time I was gone (like, 16 hours). 4-5 pages nuts.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 02:05 PM
Cool, when will that be then bruv?
After next week's show I reckon. V-3 was revealed on episode 12, and I did the last PotM directly after that, so if my math is correct, episode 20 will be 8 shows.
Leggo
07-08-2011, 02:06 PM
After next week's show I reckon. V-3 was revealed on episode 12, and I did the last PotM directly after that, so if my math is correct, episode 20 will be 8 shows.
Sounds good to me mate!
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 02:08 PM
After next week's show I reckon. V-3 was revealed on episode 12, and I did the last PotM directly after that, so if my math is correct, episode 20 will be 8 shows.
How many Mayhem shows have there been SES?
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 02:31 PM
How many Mayhem shows have there been SES?
Tomorrow there will be 19, and I started writing them at ep. 7.
RomanFlare
07-08-2011, 02:44 PM
Tomorrow there will be 19, and I started writing them at ep. 7.
YAY! The night before "Monarchy of Aggression" is Mayhem's 20th! That'll be a hell of a show!
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 02:46 PM
Tomorrow there will be 19, and I started writing them at ep. 7.
Wouldn't it be 18 episodes since Mayhem was started 2 episodes after Warfare?
Leggo
07-08-2011, 02:49 PM
Wouldn't it be 18 episodes since Mayhem was started 2 episodes after Warfare?
Dubs is in the house!!!
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 02:50 PM
Dubs is in the house!!!
http://image.eurotuner.com/f/euro-news/august-2nd-event-dubs-on-the-delaware/19301307/dubs-on-the-delaware.jpg
Dubs has arrived!:cool:
RomanFlare
07-08-2011, 02:52 PM
Dubs has arrived!:cool:
I've always wanted to ask you this: How many of Cena's shirts do you own? :D
Leggo
07-08-2011, 02:53 PM
http://image.eurotuner.com/f/euro-news/august-2nd-event-dubs-on-the-delaware/19301307/dubs-on-the-delaware.jpg
Dubs has arrived!:cool:
Hahaha!
Check back a few pages mate... Erm... Well... We kinda gave you a nickname!
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 02:55 PM
Ok WWTNA, with your permission we will now change your name by JBW deed poll to.... *drumroll* DUBS! *symbols*
Haha! I like the Dubs nickname! ;)
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 02:57 PM
Oh yeah forgot to ask, erm Dubs lol Did you use my second promo on Warfare?
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 02:59 PM
I've always wanted to ask you this: How many of Cena's shirts do you own? :D
I have his current one:
http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/445813331/WWE-John-Cena-WrestleMania27-short-sleeve-red-t-shirt.summ.jpg
I have his orange one:
http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/427197397/John-Cena-WWE-t-shirt-never-give-up-the-orange-short-T-Shirt-free-shipping.summ.jpg
And his purple one:
http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/341460941/Free-shipping-WWE-Short-sleeved-t-shirt-Outdoor-Activity-sweaters-John-Cena-Cenation-Purple-T-shirt.summ.jpg
lol Just kidding! I rarely collect WWE merchandise(since i'm in my 20s) but I used to buy a lot of WWF shirts.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 02:59 PM
Wouldn't it be 18 episodes since Mayhem was started 2 episodes after Warfare?
That's not what I have, but I could be mistaken. I'm far too lazy to go back and check though, so I'm just gonna keep it the way I have it now lol.
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 03:01 PM
Oh yeah forgot to ask, erm Dubs lol Did you use my second promo on Warfare?
About that, I was going to use that promo for the 20th episode of Warfare. I was also going to do something special with that promo. I'll PM it to you later.
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 03:03 PM
About that, I was going to use that promo for the 20th episode of Warfare. I was also going to do something special with that promo. I'll PM it to you later.
No problem bossman, and Im genuinely surprised you dont have a cena tshirt.
RomanFlare
07-08-2011, 03:04 PM
lol Just kidding! I rarely collect WWE merchandise(since i'm in my 20s) but I used to buy a lot of WWF shirts.
>.> So? I'd buy a CM Punk shirt if I had free money, and I'm 19.
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 03:05 PM
That's not what I have, but I could be mistaken. I'm far too lazy to go back and check though, so I'm just gonna keep it the way I have it now lol.
No problem man! Can't wait for Mayhem this week and also the 20th episode of Warfare(with strippers, beer, and wrestling)!!! :D
Shameless plug, I know. lol
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 03:07 PM
>.> So? I'd buy a CM Punk shirt if I had free money, and I'm 19.
I didn't say it was a bad thing to buy WWE shirts at an older age, I am just saying that I RARELY buy WWE merch these days.
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 03:12 PM
I bought the original Nexus shirts at a WWE event I was at last year, worn it maybe 3 times since.
Leggo
07-08-2011, 03:14 PM
I bought the original Nexus shirts at a WWE event I was at last year, worn it maybe 3 times since.
I want eugine's jacket! Lol
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 03:17 PM
I want eugine's jacket! Lol
Haha with or without the green paint lol
Leggo
07-08-2011, 03:20 PM
Haha with or without the green paint lol
Hahaha! Lol
I'd kill for a deuce n domino jacket too! Lol
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 03:21 PM
Hahaha! Lol
I'd kill for a deuce n domino jacket too! Lol
Id love Regal's robe lol
Leggo
07-08-2011, 03:25 PM
Id love Regal's robe lol
Now that is cool!
Leggo
07-08-2011, 03:29 PM
Id love Regal's robe lol
What about High Energy's florescent baggy outfit?!!
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 03:42 PM
What about High Energy's florescent baggy outfit?!!
Dont think I could pull that off mate haha and damn, forgot all about those 2 lol
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 03:53 PM
Damn this thread is moving fast today.
Leggo
07-08-2011, 03:55 PM
Damn this thread is moving fast today.
TBH, it's prolly been my best day on JBW! I've lmao over and over again at some of the conversations and comments.
Thanks guys...
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 04:11 PM
I have nothing to say right now, i just wanted my post count to reach 800 because im sad like that
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 04:21 PM
I have nothing to say right now, i just wanted my post count to reach 800 because im sad like that
Postwhoring, I like it!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 04:22 PM
I have nothing to say right now, i just wanted my post count to reach 800 because im sad like that
Lolz. It's okay. You can post whore as long as you do it on the JBW thread. I do it all the time.
Oh and I agree with Leggo, today's JBW discussions have been thoroughly entertaining.
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 04:22 PM
Postwhoring, I like it!
The postwhore meets the Sig/avatar whore! ;)
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 04:25 PM
The postwhore meets the Sig/avatar whore! ;)
Hahahaha! Touche!
HeelTurn
07-08-2011, 04:28 PM
When I was at a Smackdown taping I believe, last year I wore a Nexus shirt, there was a bunch of lads all in Nexus shirts with a welcome home banner for Wade Barrett and a WWE photographer. They called me over and me and these other lads all ended up having a photo taken by this photographer in a large WWE action figure box. True and random.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 04:33 PM
When I was at a Smackdown taping I believe, last year I wore a Nexus shirt, there was a bunch of lads all in Nexus shirts with a welcome home banner for Wade Barrett and a WWE photographer. They called me over and me and these other lads all ended up having a photo taken by this photographer in a large WWE action figure box. True and random.
Very random. Good story though.
Another random fact is that I have 841 posts in the JBW thread. I wonder if that's the most of anybody.
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 04:52 PM
Very random. Good story though.
Another random fact is that I have 841 posts in the JBW thread. I wonder if that's the most of anybody.
HUGE JBW slut you are SES
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 05:13 PM
HUGE JBW slut you are SES
I can't stop laughing at this!
RomanFlare
07-08-2011, 05:15 PM
I can't stop laughing at this!
The pot is laughing at the kettle!
Then again, I only hit 1k as fast as I did because I became a writer.... shit.
Kashdinero
07-08-2011, 05:31 PM
Not too sure who this is but....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yHQO1kmHf_Y/SuRomwVKsnI/AAAAAAAAANM/eK8-VAn0W-U/s400/Bigfoot+Panama+Mystery+Creature+Sep+09.jpg
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 05:39 PM
Not too sure who this is but....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yHQO1kmHf_Y/SuRomwVKsnI/AAAAAAAAANM/eK8-VAn0W-U/s400/Bigfoot+Panama+Mystery+Creature+Sep+09.jpg
Daddy!!!!!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 05:45 PM
HUGE JBW slut you are SES
What can I say? JBW is just so...tempting. LMAO
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 05:59 PM
not too sure who this is but....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yhqo1kmhf_y/suromwvksni/aaaaaaaaanm/ek8-van0w-u/s400/bigfoot+panama+mystery+creature+sep+09.jpg
riiiggghht.
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 06:01 PM
What can I say? JBW is just so...tempting. LMAO
Lol now i don't have college or work for a while i think I'l be joining you! I don't mean a threesome though, would be a little awkward me thinks. More than happy to take turns!
tnawhat
07-08-2011, 06:16 PM
Report:
Avidico has reportedly started using a submission finisher after a training session with his mentor
"flame out" is a triangle choke hold
used by the undertaker
he is expected to debut it soon
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 06:20 PM
Report:
Avidico has reportedly started using a submission finisher after a training session with his mentor
"flame out" is a triangle choke hold
used by the undertaker
he is expected to debut it soon
Coolio! I like submission finishers on lucha type guys. It proves their multidimensional.
@ WWTNA: Thank you so much for your help. That worked perfectly.
HolyJose2391
07-08-2011, 07:13 PM
Wow missed quite a lot since I was at work I love catching up on the chat here....I own a pair of JoMo sunglasses fucking amazing man I love them haha and Roman I like how you're using my name in vain :D
RomanFlare
07-08-2011, 07:14 PM
Wow missed quite a lot since I was at work I love catching up on the chat here....I own a pair of JoMo sunglasses fucking amazing man I love them haha and Roman I like how you're using my name in vain :D
You're very welcome.
thejman93
07-08-2011, 07:49 PM
Guys, I'm gonna be on vacation from tomorrow 'till next saturday but I'll need a vacation from vacation so I can read the 20th Warfare! :D WWTNA, you already have my promo for Tuesday so we're all good. Peace'n love yall and I'll do all I can to check in throughout the week. :)
Oh and Legs, do me a favor and keep talking about poop! :p
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 07:56 PM
Guys, I'm gonna be on vacation from tomorrow 'till next saturday but I'll need a vacation from vacation so I can read the 20th Warfare! :D WWTNA, you already have my promo for Tuesday so we're all good. Peace'n love yall and I'll do all I can to check in throughout the week. :)
Oh and Legs, do me a favor and keep talking about poop! :p
Have fun my good man :)
thejman93
07-08-2011, 07:58 PM
Have fun my good man :)
Thanks KJ! I'll try to read Mayhem too...
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 08:09 PM
Thanks KJ! I'll try to read Mayhem too...
I hope you do because I have a good one planned already, and I haven't even gotten things from K-Jammin or MassDinero yet. I'm sure whatever they have will be as awesome as always.
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 08:11 PM
I hope you do because I have a good one planned already, and I haven't even gotten things from K-Jammin or MassDinero yet. I'm sure whatever they have will be as awesome as always.
Oh jeez, im blushing ;)
K-Jammin
07-08-2011, 08:15 PM
Right i think I've postwhored enough for today, time to catch some Zzzzzz. Goodnight all!
thejman93
07-08-2011, 08:17 PM
Right i think I've postwhored enough for today, time to catch some Zzzzzz. Goodnight all!
Night dude!
I think I'm gonna bail myself...
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 08:40 PM
Guys, I'm gonna be on vacation from tomorrow 'till next saturday but I'll need a vacation from vacation so I can read the 20th Warfare! :D WWTNA, you already have my promo for Tuesday so we're all good. Peace'n love yall and I'll do all I can to check in throughout the week. :)
Oh and Legs, do me a favor and keep talking about poop! :p
Yup!!! I have it jman! See ya later man and have fun! ;)
HolyJose2391
07-08-2011, 08:48 PM
Dunno if any of you saw TLIS ep 21 but SuperNova got a shoutout in it during Scott stanfords rap :)
Kashdinero
07-08-2011, 09:08 PM
Not too sure who this is but....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yHQO1kmHf_Y/SuRomwVKsnI/AAAAAAAAANM/eK8-VAn0W-U/s400/Bigfoot+Panama+Mystery+Creature+Sep+09.jpg
I've worked out who this is, and I have to say that I'd also settle for this
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/65/JarJar-Carbonite.jpg
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 09:29 PM
I've worked out who this is, and I have to say that I'd also settle for this
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/65/JarJar-Carbonite.jpg
I sent you a couple of PMs Kash.
zapphoman
07-08-2011, 10:53 PM
IC:"The Alpha Dog came, he saw, and he DOMINATED THE DISNEY EDITION OF MONOPOLY!"
OOC: Just got done playing Monopoly with my two wonderful nieces. It was brutal.
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 11:00 PM
IC:"The Alpha Dog came, he saw, and he DOMINATED THE DISNEY EDITION OF MONOPOLY!"
OOC: Just got done playing Monopoly with my two wonderful nieces. It was brutal.
lol! Monopoly is always fun to play!
WWTNA Mark
07-08-2011, 11:01 PM
I updated the roster on the JBW show thread to make it easier for people to know whose in a tag team and whose in a group/stable.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-08-2011, 11:15 PM
IC:"The Alpha Dog came, he saw, and he DOMINATED THE DISNEY EDITION OF MONOPOLY!"
OOC: Just got done playing Monopoly with my two wonderful nieces. It was brutal.
Post of the day imo.
NightWolf
07-09-2011, 12:51 AM
I loved how well the show was put together. Some of these guys are kind of like my character in a way. lol
RomanFlare
07-09-2011, 01:02 AM
I updated the roster on the JBW show thread to make it easier for people to know whose in a tag team and whose in a group/stable.
*shifty eyes*
Oh? Whatever caused this awesome, probably necessary update? Surely it t'wasn't I.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 01:15 AM
I loved how well the show was put together. Some of these guys are kind of like my character in a way. lol
If you don't mind me asking, in what way, and what characters? I haven't had time to catch up on EWNCW as of late since I've been so busy reading/writing JBW's shows.
Kashdinero
07-09-2011, 02:21 AM
Nightwolf Vs TheDevilsAdvocate is a match made in HELL!!!!
PandaMassacre
07-09-2011, 02:38 AM
Nightwolf Vs TheDevilsAdvocate is a match made in HELL!!!!
The Prophecy Vs Kevin Matthews
Ma$$Dinero Vs Tommy Thunder.
Shuriken Vs Siaki
WWTNA Mark Vs MattElder
xXStraightXEdgeXSaviorXx Vs The Beard Of Zeus
etc, etc
(: I would pay to see all of those matches.
Enforcer23
07-09-2011, 03:27 AM
If you don't mind me asking, in what way, and what characters? I haven't had time to catch up on EWNCW as of late since I've been so busy reading/writing JBW's shows.
love the roster update ;)
HeelTurn
07-09-2011, 04:19 AM
The Prophecy Vs Kevin Matthews
Ma$$Dinero Vs Tommy Thunder.
Shuriken Vs Siaki
WWTNA Mark Vs MattElder
xXStraightXEdgeXSaviorXx Vs The Beard Of Zeus
etc, etc
(: I would pay to see all of those matches.
IC: I am honoured that one of such beauty and inteligence would include me.
OOC: Cheers mate
K-Jammin
07-09-2011, 06:24 AM
IC: I am honoured that one of such beauty and inteligence would include me.
OOC: Cheers mate
You smooth bastard ;)
HeelTurn
07-09-2011, 06:24 AM
You smooth bastard ;)
Can't help how God made me haha
tnawhat
07-09-2011, 06:25 AM
Coolio! I like submission finishers on lucha type guys. It proves their multidimensional.
@ WWTNA: Thank you so much for your help. That worked perfectly.
thanks for the complement mate
Ic: igetwild i promise you that you will get the full experience of the flame out
by the end of the night i promise you will be lights out
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 09:09 AM
*shifty eyes*
Oh? Whatever caused this awesome, probably necessary update? Surely it t'wasn't I.
Just tried to make it easier for people to know whose in a tag team/group. :)
HeelTurn
07-09-2011, 09:40 AM
Just tried to make it easier for people to know whose in a tag team/group. :)
Sent you my promo bossman
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 09:43 AM
Sent you my promo bossman
Got it! Love the promo!
K-Jammin
07-09-2011, 11:08 AM
So what's the low down with the PPV? Same night as MITB or has it changed?
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 11:10 AM
So what's the low down with the PPV? Same night as MITB or has it changed?
It changed to July 24th. Its better that way since it gives us more time to work on the PPV.
K-Jammin
07-09-2011, 11:22 AM
It changed to July 24th. Its better that way since it gives us more time to work on the PPV.
Yeah that's fine with me fella
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 12:23 PM
Yeah that's fine with me fella
Glad to hear man. As long as your cool with the new date change.
K-Jammin
07-09-2011, 12:31 PM
Glad to hear man. As long as your cool with the new date change.
The more time you have the better it will be I imagion, so yeah no problem what so ever. Nice new sig pic yet again! ;)
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 12:33 PM
Glad to hear man. As long as your cool with the new date change.
Yeah i've been meaning to talk to you about that. I think it's a great idea personally to move it back. I could use that one extra week and I also wanna relax MITB day.
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 12:38 PM
**From the JBW homepage**
TheDevilsAdvocate was doing a Q & A with his fans on Facebook when one of his fans asked him will he still be with JBW in 2012. TDA responded:
Not really. I plan on retiring TDA as a efed character soon.
It is also rumored that his contract expires on September 19th but plans could change that is if he signs a new contract with the JBW organization. Who knows what TDA's response can mean, maybe he was just messing around with his fans or maybe he is seriously thinking about retirement. Who knows? Its all just speculation at this point.
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RomanFlare gets into a fight at a hotel with EWNCW wrestler DJ Black! WE HAVE THE VIDEO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNah9ZL8ORo&feature=related)
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 12:40 PM
Yeah i've been meaning to talk to you about that. I think it's a great idea personally to move it back. I could use that one extra week and I also wanna relax MITB day.
Thats true. I think it would be a good idea to move it back.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 12:46 PM
**From the JBW homepage**
TheDevilsAdvocate was doing a Q & A with his fans on Facebook when one of his fans asked him will he still be with JBW in 2012. TDA responded:
It is also rumored that his contract expires on September 19th but plans could change that is if he signs a new contract with the JBW organization. Who knows what TDA's response can mean, maybe he was just messing around with his fans or maybe he is seriously thinking about retirement. Who knows? Its all just speculation at this point.
*Advertisement*
RomanFlare gets into a fight at a hotel with EWNCW wrestler DJ Black! WE HAVE THE VIDEO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNah9ZL8ORo&feature=related)
Yeah I saw that on the "Facebook page" and got sad. TDA FTW!!
RomanFlare
07-09-2011, 01:49 PM
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IC: Facking Camera Phones!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 01:52 PM
IC: Facking Camera Phones!
IC (as Mayhem creative team whateverthefuck): We need to have a chat about that.
thejman93
07-09-2011, 01:55 PM
Yeah i've been meaning to talk to you about that. I think it's a great idea personally to move it back. I could use that one extra week and I also wanna relax MITB day.
I wonder who's idea that was.....:D:rolleyes:
RomanFlare
07-09-2011, 01:55 PM
IC (as Mayhem creative team whateverthefuck): We need to have a chat about that.
IC: All I wanna say is: "Hi Tommy Thunder!"
K-Jammin
07-09-2011, 01:55 PM
Mine and Katie's sex tape has somehow made it online!
HeelTurn
07-09-2011, 02:00 PM
Mine and Katie's sex tape has somehow made it online!
I think one of thedag's old ones has aswell
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 02:40 PM
I think one of thedag's old ones has aswell
And if you don't believe Heelturn, go ask SilverLace! :p
thejman93
07-09-2011, 02:44 PM
And if you don't believe Heelturn, go ask SilverLace! :p
Thank you for not saying "go ask Jman" :D
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 02:46 PM
Thank you for not saying "go ask Jman" :D
Your welcome although I was thinking about saying it! ;)
HolyJose2391
07-09-2011, 02:50 PM
And if you don't believe Heelturn, go ask SilverLace! :p
I'll take his word for it :p though k-jammin where can I get ahold of Katie's ;)
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 02:52 PM
I'll take his word for it :p though k-jammin where can I get ahold of Katie's ;)
Right here:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/605607/2/istockphoto_605607-topless-girls-sign-outside-strip-club.jpg
HolyJose2391
07-09-2011, 02:58 PM
Right here:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/605607/2/istockphoto_605607-topless-girls-sign-outside-strip-club.jpg
Thank you! :D
WWTNA Mark
07-09-2011, 03:02 PM
Thank you! :D
Your welcome! Just don't let K-Jammin catching you looking at her! :P
K-Jammin
07-09-2011, 03:09 PM
Your welcome! Just don't let K-Jammin catching you looking at her! :P
He's right HolyJose, I've got my eye on you!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 03:15 PM
Damn I have a long show planned. I just looked and it's 42067 characters long, and I still have 3 and a half segments left to go. The show won't be posted until later tonight though, because I am going out for a little bit. I'm still waiting on something from a certain someone as well *cough*hurry the cuck up*cough* LOL.
HolyJose2391
07-09-2011, 03:44 PM
He's right HolyJose, I've got my eye on you!
IC:k-jamming she could use some class in her life and she'll scream holyjose all night long
IOC:hahaha just messing around with ya
HeelTurn
07-09-2011, 03:45 PM
Whats better quality or quantity?
Who cares JBW has both, 839 pages and still going strong.
zapphoman
07-09-2011, 04:17 PM
hey Dubs my promo is in. Its going to be a good one.
K-Jammin
07-09-2011, 04:24 PM
hey Dubs my promo is in. Its going to be a good one.
Yes!! It's catching on!
samoan619
07-09-2011, 04:27 PM
BTW Dubs, great Warfare recently.. I never got to respond to the show so lemme shot out the show stealers of the night: The Prophecy, Snair, Manabu, Jman, Zeus Apollo, and Alpha Dog.. Yall stole the show when your segments came on..
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 04:35 PM
BTW Dubs, great Warfare recently.. I never got to respond to the show so lemme shot out the show stealers of the night: The Prophecy, Snair, Manabu, Jman, Zeus Apollo, and Alpha Dog.. Yall stole the show when your segments came on..
I agree. I got your latest PM too s619. Thanks for that.
Kashdinero
07-09-2011, 08:42 PM
I've hurried the cuck up,
www.sozses.com ;)
Side note: You know it was worth the wait XDDDDDD!
RomanFlare
07-09-2011, 09:53 PM
*chants for Mayhem*
Enforcer23
07-09-2011, 10:08 PM
*chants for mayhem aswell*
RomanFlare
07-09-2011, 10:13 PM
*chants for mayhem aswell*
Two more and we can get a round of "Irish Drinking Song" going!
HolyJose2391
07-09-2011, 10:22 PM
Two more and we can get a round of "Irish Drinking Song" going!
Chant for mayhem!
Kashdinero
07-09-2011, 10:33 PM
*Chants for Mayhem*
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 10:38 PM
Mayhem will be up soonish guys! Sorry, I was out quite a bit longer than I thought, and I almost got into a fist fight with my uncle over something. Other than that I had a good time. I even went bowling for the first time in years. Anyway, I have less than two (about 1 and a half) more segments to write, and they're not gonna be super long, so after I get done that I will start posting. Cheers all, I'm off to write Mayhem.
zapphoman
07-09-2011, 10:41 PM
Mayhem will be up soonish guys! Sorry, I was out quite a bit longer than I thought, and I almost got into a fist fight with my uncle over something. Other than that I had a good time. I even went bowling for the first time in years. Anyway, I have less than two (about 1 and a half) more segments to write, and they're not gonna be super long, so after I get done that I will start posting. Cheers all, I'm off to write Mayhem.
Awesome!! Go Mayhem!!!
HolyJose2391
07-09-2011, 11:21 PM
from HolyJose's twitter @HolyJose2391
"Tickets just came gonna be front row at next weeks Mayhem :D going as a fan gonna love it-HJ"
BrandonLoopsTV
07-09-2011, 11:40 PM
can't wait for mayhem!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-09-2011, 11:59 PM
The show is done guys! It's gonna be a really long one. Probably the longest ever. But I think it's gonna be superb! Awesome promos by everyone tonight. I'm posting it now, but there will no doubt be revisions that need to be made so I'd say in about another 20 minutes it'll be up and running.
Enforcer23
07-10-2011, 12:01 AM
The show is done guys! It's gonna be a really long one. Probably the longest ever. But I think it's gonna be superb! Awesome promos by everyone tonight. I'm posting it now, but there will no doubt be revisions that need to be made so I'd say in about another 20 minutes it'll be up and running.
sweet man a special show of mayhem
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 12:53 AM
Recorded Call from Ticketmaster
(Phone Rings)
Receiver: Hello, This is ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service to you today?
Caller: Yeah, The Alpha Dog would like to get tickets for next weeks Mayhem.
Kathy: Mayhem?
Alpha: You don't know Mayhem?
Kathy:hmmmm...no.
Alpha:(Brief Pause) YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING, KATHY!!!!THAT IS BS, KATHY!!! YOU ARE A STUPID STUPID PERSON!!!
(phone hangs up)
(phone rings)
Kathy: Hello, this is Ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service today?
Caller: Yeah....The Alpha Dog would like tickets to Mayhem for next week.
Kathy: Oh, well I hope we have relaxed since last time.
Alpha: The Alpha Dog is sorry for his earlier outburst.
Kathy: I do not work here to take that tone of voice from someone like you. Calling me stupid, your the one who's stupid. Who the heck call themselves (said in snarky voice)"The Alpha Dog"?
Alpha: The Alpha Dog is sorry. He forgets that not everybody likes wrestling.
Kathy: Actually, I do. I love Randy Orton. You know the one who hears voices in his head. He is so amazing in the ring you know with those four moves he does. He's quite dashing as well with all those tattoos on him and everytime he talks its like hes hypnotizing everyone with his monotone voice and his almost robot like eyes. You know what I'm talking about?
Alpha: (Huffing and Puffing sounds)
Kathy: Hello! Are you still there?
Alpha:....WHAT THE(beep sound) IS WRONG WITH YOU? RANDY ORTON IS A (beep sound) POOR EXCUSE FOR A WRESTLER? OVER-RATED PIECE OF (beep sound), CAN'T FIND HIS MOUTH WITHOUT TRIPLE HS' (beep sound), HORRIBLE ACTING MOTHER(beep sound)!!!! THE DAY I ACCEPT RANDY ORTON AS A WRESTLER IS THE DAY I WILL(long beep sound)MAE YOUNG(long beep sound)WHIP CREAM(long beep sound)STRAW(long beep sound)WHILE DIGGING MY FINGERS IN THE(long beep sound)SUSAN BOYLE(long beep sound)AND USE MY TONGUE TO CLEAN OUT(long beep sound)JUSTIN BEIBER(long beep sound) WITH A PIECE OF MONKEY (long beep sound)!!!!!
(phone hangs up)
(phone rings)
Kathy: Hello, this is Ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service today?
Caller: So, about those Mayhem tickets?
Kathy: Oh not you again. You need to quit calling. That last thing you said was just horrible. I mean, how can someone even think of such things?
Alpha: Listen, The Alpha Dog is sorry. The Alpha Dog would just like to get his tickets, please. The promotion is JBW.
Kathy: Fine, what does JBW stand for?
Alpha: (huffs and puffs then says with a strained voice) Justifiably Bad(short beep sound) Wrestling
Kathy: Oh, here it is. Unfortunatly, the Mayhem for next week is sold out.
Alpha: WHAT?!
Kathy: It is sold out.
Alpha: How about the week after that?
Kathy: Sold out
Alpha: After that?
Kathy: Sold out
Alpha: DAMMIT!!!! WHEN IS THE NEXT AVAILABLE SHOW?!!!
Kathy: Five months from now.
Alpha: (really fast huffing and puffing)
Kathy: Hello?
Alpha: (Really Really long beep sound)
(phone hangs up)
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 01:01 AM
Well that took for-frikin-ever to post. My computer kept going unresponsive every time I posted. On top of that, I tried out a new style of doing the shows, very similar to the way WWTNA does his (because I for one really like the way his shows look) and of course there were a lot of edits and such that needed to be made. Plus on top of both of those things, this one was 7 PAGES LONG! Lol, I told you guys it'd be a long one. Nevertheless though, the show is up in it's entirety, and I for one really like this one, as a bit of a spoiler for those who haven't read it, the heels really got the better of the faces in this one, but I don't think that took away from the show whatsoever. I just think the heels really shined through in this one, and all of them were being booked over the faces (for the most part) on the same day.
Anyway, AWESOME work by all involved imo. I think this one really worked well if I do say so myself. I hope you guys enjoy it!
BrandonLoopsTV
07-10-2011, 01:03 AM
absolute GREAT/CRAAAAAAZY mayhem! loved the chainsaw segment! and my segment! oh my good job :)
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 01:04 AM
from HolyJose's twitter @HolyJose2391
"Tickets just came gonna be front row at next weeks Mayhem :D going as a fan gonna love it-HJ"
IC:You lucky bastard, Bulldog.
RomanFlare
07-10-2011, 01:06 AM
Great Show SES (Don't feel like quoting any real parts). Just a few thoughts
~ The Joker link for the show did it's job well. The video was the most disturbing thing I've seen in awhile (Heath Ledger had an epic performance).
~ No Bitch Assness. We have our very own Brutus Bitchcakes.
~ Congratulations Louie!
~ The double-rotational moonsault was the epitome of epicness. Dear god, when is Evan Bourne gonna do that?
~ No Mass vs K-Jammin? :( Sad Roman
~ The CNN bit was also rather disturbing. 99% sure that's what you meant for it to be, but still...
IC: Halfway through watching Mayhem post-show. Someone mentioned a female professional wrestler during the first half or so of the show. Where are they? The ONLY girls I see Foxy Mendez and that ugly chick her and Helmsley are always around... And neither of them can wrestle. See my confusion?
Writer-to-writer, I don't wanna be a douche since you just finished Mayhem, but please don't forget that "thing" I need from you for showdown this Wednesday. I don't need it tonight, but as soon as possible would be appreciative.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 01:22 AM
Well that took for-frikin-ever to post. My computer kept going unresponsive every time I posted. On top of that, I tried out a new style of doing the shows, very similar to the way WWTNA does his (because I for one really like the way his shows look) and of course there were a lot of edits and such that needed to be made. Plus on top of both of those things, this one was 7 PAGES LONG! Lol, I told you guys it'd be a long one. Nevertheless though, the show is up in it's entirety, and I for one really like this one, as a bit of a spoiler for those who haven't read it, the heels really got the better of the faces in this one, but I don't think that took away from the show whatsoever. I just think the heels really shined through in this one, and all of them were being booked over the faces (for the most part) on the same day.
Anyway, AWESOME work by all involved imo. I think this one really worked well if I do say so myself. I hope you guys enjoy it!
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT Show SES!!! The best Mayhem show ever!!!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 01:28 AM
Great Show SES (Don't feel like quoting any real parts). Just a few thoughts
~ The Joker link for the show did it's job well. The video was the most disturbing thing I've seen in awhile (Heath Ledger had an epic performance).
~ No Bitch Assness. We have our very own Brutus Bitchcakes.
~ Congratulations Louie!
~ The double-rotational moonsault was the epitome of epicness. Dear god, when is Evan Bourne gonna do that?
~ No Mass vs K-Jammin? :( Sad Roman
~ The CNN bit was also rather disturbing. 99% sure that's what you meant for it to be, but still...
IC: Halfway through watching Mayhem post-show. Someone mentioned a female professional wrestler during the first half or so of the show. Where are they? The ONLY girls I see Foxy Mendez and that ugly chick her and Helmsley are always around... And neither of them can wrestle. See my confusion?
Writer-to-writer, I don't wanna be a douche since you just finished Mayhem, but please don't forget that "thing" I need from you for showdown this Wednesday. I don't need it tonight, but as soon as possible would be appreciative.
Bolded part number 1: I think you need to re-read the show a bit more carefully. K-J vs. Mass was off for all of about 5 segments lol. Read the part after the Demonic/Mass match more carefully. That's where they re-do the match. (it's also a pretty brilliant segment too)
Bolded part number 2: Oh yeah. Like I told KD, I'm not just going for crazy with Silva, I'm going for demented. This is a good thing too because I think I can pull off insane pretty well (see Chainsaw)
Bolded part no. 3: I see what you did there LMAO!
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 01:29 AM
Oh and everyone, thanks for the compliments. I try, I try.
RomanFlare
07-10-2011, 01:31 AM
Bolded part number 1: I think you need to re-read the show a bit more carefully. K-J vs. Mass was off for all of about 5 segments lol. Read the part after the Demonic/Mass match more carefully. That's where they re-do the match. (it's also a pretty brilliant segment too)
Seriously? I really need to stop reading JBW and watching por--I mean movies at the same time. My reading comprehensions skills plummet apparently.
Edittiziation (I make up words like a rappa, yo!): I completely missed even the Mass match. Where did my brain go for TWO WHOLE POSTS?
Enforcer23
07-10-2011, 01:38 AM
great show SES...it was great and the ending was sick loved it ;)
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 01:39 AM
Seriously? I really need to stop reading JBW and watching por--I mean movies at the same time. My reading comprehensions skills plummet apparently.
Edittiziation (I make up words like a rappa, yo!): I completely missed even the Mass match. Where did my brain go for TWO WHOLE POSTS?
Lolz. Oh and I'm gonna get that thing to you soon. Probably in the AM though since I'm hella tired.
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 01:40 AM
Awesome show SES. It was freakin awesome. and btw the name of MassDineros finisher is amazing.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 02:24 AM
Recorded Call from Ticketmaster
(Phone Rings)
Receiver: Hello, This is ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service to you today?
Caller: Yeah, The Alpha Dog would like to get tickets for next weeks Mayhem.
Kathy: Mayhem?
Alpha: You don't know Mayhem?
Kathy:hmmmm...no.
Alpha:(Brief Pause) YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING, KATHY!!!!THAT IS BS, KATHY!!! YOU ARE A STUPID STUPID PERSON!!!
(phone hangs up)
(phone rings)
Kathy: Hello, this is Ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service today?
Caller: Yeah....The Alpha Dog would like tickets to Mayhem for next week.
Kathy: Oh, well I hope we have relaxed since last time.
Alpha: The Alpha Dog is sorry for his earlier outburst.
Kathy: I do not work here to take that tone of voice from someone like you. Calling me stupid, your the one who's stupid. Who the heck call themselves (said in snarky voice)"The Alpha Dog"?
Alpha: The Alpha Dog is sorry. He forgets that not everybody likes wrestling.
Kathy: Actually, I do. I love Randy Orton. You know the one who hears voices in his head. He is so amazing in the ring you know with those four moves he does. He's quite dashing as well with all those tattoos on him and everytime he talks its like hes hypnotizing everyone with his monotone voice and his almost robot like eyes. You know what I'm talking about?
Alpha: (Huffing and Puffing sounds)
Kathy: Hello! Are you still there?
Alpha:....WHAT THE(beep sound) IS WRONG WITH YOU? RANDY ORTON IS A (beep sound) POOR EXCUSE FOR A WRESTLER? OVER-RATED PIECE OF (beep sound), CAN'T FIND HIS MOUTH WITHOUT TRIPLE HS' (beep sound), HORRIBLE ACTING MOTHER(beep sound)!!!! THE DAY I ACCEPT RANDY ORTON AS A WRESTLER IS THE DAY I WILL(long beep sound)MAE YOUNG(long beep sound)WHIP CREAM(long beep sound)STRAW(long beep sound)WHILE DIGGING MY FINGERS IN THE(long beep sound)SUSAN BOYLE(long beep sound)AND USE MY TONGUE TO CLEAN OUT(long beep sound)JUSTIN BEIBER(long beep sound) WITH A PIECE OF MONKEY (long beep sound)!!!!!
(phone hangs up)
(phone rings)
Kathy: Hello, this is Ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service today?
Caller: So, about those Mayhem tickets?
Kathy: Oh not you again. You need to quit calling. That last thing you said was just horrible. I mean, how can someone even think of such things?
Alpha: Listen, The Alpha Dog is sorry. The Alpha Dog would just like to get his tickets, please. The promotion is JBW.
Kathy: Fine, what does JBW stand for?
Alpha: (huffs and puffs then says with a strained voice) Justifiably Bad(short beep sound) Wrestling
Kathy: Oh, here it is. Unfortunatly, the Mayhem for next week is sold out.
Alpha: WHAT?!
Kathy: It is sold out.
Alpha: How about the week after that?
Kathy: Sold out
Alpha: After that?
Kathy: Sold out
Alpha: DAMMIT!!!! WHEN IS THE NEXT AVAILABLE SHOW?!!!
Kathy: Five months from now.
Alpha: (really fast huffing and puffing)
Kathy: Hello?
Alpha: (Really Really long beep sound)
(phone hangs up)
I know this is a bit late in the game (well, not really, but in JBW terms it is) but this made me LOL so hard! It's rare that things I see written on my computer screen literally make me laugh out loud, but this one did the job. Oh and thanks for the compliment on Mayhem this week.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 02:30 AM
Recorded Call from Ticketmaster
(Phone Rings)
Receiver: Hello, This is ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service to you today?
Caller: Yeah, The Alpha Dog would like to get tickets for next weeks Mayhem.
Kathy: Mayhem?
Alpha: You don't know Mayhem?
Kathy:hmmmm...no.
Alpha:(Brief Pause) YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING, KATHY!!!!THAT IS BS, KATHY!!! YOU ARE A STUPID STUPID PERSON!!!
(phone hangs up)
(phone rings)
Kathy: Hello, this is Ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service today?
Caller: Yeah....The Alpha Dog would like tickets to Mayhem for next week.
Kathy: Oh, well I hope we have relaxed since last time.
Alpha: The Alpha Dog is sorry for his earlier outburst.
Kathy: I do not work here to take that tone of voice from someone like you. Calling me stupid, your the one who's stupid. Who the heck call themselves (said in snarky voice)"The Alpha Dog"?
Alpha: The Alpha Dog is sorry. He forgets that not everybody likes wrestling.
Kathy: Actually, I do. I love Randy Orton. You know the one who hears voices in his head. He is so amazing in the ring you know with those four moves he does. He's quite dashing as well with all those tattoos on him and everytime he talks its like hes hypnotizing everyone with his monotone voice and his almost robot like eyes. You know what I'm talking about?
Alpha: (Huffing and Puffing sounds)
Kathy: Hello! Are you still there?
Alpha:....WHAT THE(beep sound) IS WRONG WITH YOU? RANDY ORTON IS A (beep sound) POOR EXCUSE FOR A WRESTLER? OVER-RATED PIECE OF (beep sound), CAN'T FIND HIS MOUTH WITHOUT TRIPLE HS' (beep sound), HORRIBLE ACTING MOTHER(beep sound)!!!! THE DAY I ACCEPT RANDY ORTON AS A WRESTLER IS THE DAY I WILL(long beep sound)MAE YOUNG(long beep sound)WHIP CREAM(long beep sound)STRAW(long beep sound)WHILE DIGGING MY FINGERS IN THE(long beep sound)SUSAN BOYLE(long beep sound)AND USE MY TONGUE TO CLEAN OUT(long beep sound)JUSTIN BEIBER(long beep sound) WITH A PIECE OF MONKEY (long beep sound)!!!!!
(phone hangs up)
(phone rings)
Kathy: Hello, this is Ticketmaster. My name is Kathy. How may I be of service today?
Caller: So, about those Mayhem tickets?
Kathy: Oh not you again. You need to quit calling. That last thing you said was just horrible. I mean, how can someone even think of such things?
Alpha: Listen, The Alpha Dog is sorry. The Alpha Dog would just like to get his tickets, please. The promotion is JBW.
Kathy: Fine, what does JBW stand for?
Alpha: (huffs and puffs then says with a strained voice) Justifiably Bad(short beep sound) Wrestling
Kathy: Oh, here it is. Unfortunatly, the Mayhem for next week is sold out.
Alpha: WHAT?!
Kathy: It is sold out.
Alpha: How about the week after that?
Kathy: Sold out
Alpha: After that?
Kathy: Sold out
Alpha: DAMMIT!!!! WHEN IS THE NEXT AVAILABLE SHOW?!!!
Kathy: Five months from now.
Alpha: (really fast huffing and puffing)
Kathy: Hello?
Alpha: (Really Really long beep sound)
(phone hangs up)
This is full of win!!! Brilliant job zapphoman!
Kashdinero
07-10-2011, 02:40 AM
Awesome show SES. It was freakin awesome. and btw the name of MassDineros finisher is amazing.
Thanks, dude. I loved that Ticket Master thing. L. O. L!
Lol@Roman! Yes TWOOOO!!! posts. But not quite THREEEE!! I hope you liked it. Next stop, Showdown?
Straights, great work again, my friend. Loving Move of the week! Once again, I really loved the video inclusion with the joker! Brilliant work right there.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 02:50 AM
Thanks, dude. I loved that Ticket Master thing. L. O. L!
Lol@Roman! Yes TWOOOO!!! posts. But not quite THREEEE!! I hope you liked it. Next stop, Showdown?
Straights, great work again, my friend. Loving Move of the week! Once again, I really loved the video inclusion with the joker! Brilliant work right there.
Well I'm guessing you would love it considering it was your idea lol. Yes people, Move of the Week was KD's idea. He's had quite a few of them as of late, all of them will be revealed soon.
Oh and I was about a back and front's hair away from not including the Joker vid. I don't know why I was hesitant about it, because I think it worked well in context with everything.
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 02:56 AM
Thanks for the compliments everybody. lol I enjoyed doing it.
Kashdinero
07-10-2011, 02:57 AM
Well I'm guessing you would love it considering it was your idea lol. Yes people, Move of the Week was KD's idea. He's had quite a few of them as of late, all of them will be revealed soon.
Oh and I was about a back and front's hair away from not including the Joker vid. I don't know why I was hesitant about it, because I think it worked well in context with everything.
Ahhh, I must have forgot ;) XDDD
I love Mayhem and I only want it to get better, and innovation is the way forward. The possibilities with these videos are endless, and personally I'd like to see a few Jackass ones. Just PLEASE no videos involving SilverLace!!!!
Kashdinero
07-10-2011, 03:00 AM
Thanks for the compliments everybody. lol I enjoyed doing it.
You deserve them, that was a seriously good read. Bravo, my friend. The Mayhem crew got the compliment LOUD and clear.
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 03:10 AM
Ahhh, I must have forgot ;) XDDD
I love Mayhem and I only want it to get better, and innovation is the way forward. The possibilities with these videos are endless, and personally I'd like to see a few Jackass ones. Just PLEASE no videos involving SilverLace!!!!
Another brilliant idea. I never thought about that. KD is just chock-full of innovation, all of which has been greatly appreciated. If there was ever an award show for JBW, which I think there should be, KashDinero imo would get the unsung hero of the year award for all that he's helped me out with.
Kashdinero
07-10-2011, 04:08 AM
Another brilliant idea. I never thought about that. KD is just chock-full of innovation, all of which has been greatly appreciated. If there was ever an award show for JBW, which I think there should be, KashDinero imo would get the unsung hero of the year award for all that he's helped me out with.
Ohh, you! *Blushes*
Thanks, dude.
K-Jammin
07-10-2011, 05:09 AM
Another brilliant idea. I never thought about that. KD is just chock-full of innovation, all of which has been greatly appreciated. If there was ever an award show for JBW, which I think there should be, KashDinero imo would get the unsung hero of the year award for all that he's helped me out with.
I second this, the geezer is a joy to work on promo's with.
K-Jammin
07-10-2011, 05:15 AM
Holy shit, i didn't know the Shockmaster was in JBW!!! Also I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but which individual on here portrays Chainsaw?! He's music freaks the hell out of me!
Kashdinero
07-10-2011, 05:19 AM
Holy shit, i didn't know the Shockmaster was in JBW!!! Also I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but which individual on here portrays Chainsaw?! He's music freaks the hell out of me!
Straights has owned with Chainsaws promos.
Edit:
I second this, the geezer is a joy to work on promo's with.
Thanks, bro... Likewise.. Likewise.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 05:34 AM
Holy shit, i didn't know the Shockmaster was in JBW!!! Also I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but which individual on here portrays Chainsaw?! He's music freaks the hell out of me!
The poster named eddie18 created the character Chainsaw. He pitched ideas to me and SES about his dark character in the beginning, where the e-fed just started to run. SES turned his character and made him a Mayhem main eventer. Chainsaw's promos are excellent on Mayhem.
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?4649-JBW-Justifiably-Badass-Wrestling/page38
K-Jammin
07-10-2011, 05:49 AM
The poster named eddie18 created the character Chainsaw. He pitched ideas to me and SES about his dark character in the beginning, where the e-fed just started to run. SES turned his character and made him a Mayhem main eventer. Chainsaw's promos are excellent on Mayhem.
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?4649-JBW-Justifiably-Badass-Wrestling/page38
Indeed they are, evil mo'fucker
hey guys whats up the Subject of the Tags came up... Again on EWNCW and i was saying it was Just freindly rivalry Tit for Tat so i came over to see the one on you thread and the one that said "Boobtube" made me LOL Hard
Is Sam here? It's time to play a game.
HolyJose2391
07-10-2011, 11:36 AM
IC:You lucky bastard, Bulldog.
IC: I have an extra ticket :p
Ooc: that was hilarious dude and also Mayhem was sick! Oh my god that was amazing great job SES you and the Mayhem crew outdid yourselfs. Warfare we have to step our game up for the 20th episode!
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 12:21 PM
I still need promos from people for the Warfare 20th episode event. I don't mean to sound pushy but I kinda need the promos to finish it because i'm halfway done. I won't be able to work on Warfare because I have work at night. If you don't want to write the promos, you can leave the writing up to me. :)
RomanFlare
07-10-2011, 01:06 PM
I still need promos from people for the Warfare 20th episode event. I don't mean to sound pushy but I kinda need the promos to finish it because i'm halfway done. I won't be able to work on Warfare because I have work at night. If you don't want to write the promos, you can leave the writing up to me. :)
You'll get mine tomorrow afternoon (Raw T-5/6 hours). Or are Mayhem studs not invited to the show? :(
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 01:15 PM
You'll get mine tomorrow afternoon (Raw T-5/6 hours). Or are Mayhem studs not invited to the show? :(
Thats up to SES. ;)
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 01:25 PM
Oh hell yeah. I'm saying the bigger the better for the 20th episode of Warfare. Go ahead roman.
RomanFlare
07-10-2011, 01:28 PM
Oh hell yeah. I'm saying the bigger the better for the 20th episode of Warfare. Go ahead roman.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dubs--toss me a pm with whatever you'd like me to do and I'll knock it out the park. If necessary, I already have one idea of my own.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 01:40 PM
Oh hell yeah. I'm saying the bigger the better for the 20th episode of Warfare. Go ahead roman.
Haha! Thats awesome! We can also have Warfare talent invade Mayhem's 20th episode!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dubs--toss me a pm with whatever you'd like me to do and I'll knock it out the park. If necessary, I already have one idea of my own.
Sent it to ya! ;)
Rehmix
07-10-2011, 01:40 PM
I hate not being in the loop. And I hate not being able to be more active. :(
Anyway, Dubs, send me a PM if you need anything from me, I could write something out today or tuesday if you get something to me for Warfare.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 01:42 PM
I hate not being in the loop. And I hate not being able to be more active. :(
Anyway, Dubs, send me a PM if you need anything from me, I could write something out today or tuesday if you get something to me for Warfare.
Working on it now! Side note, glad to have ya back! ;)
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 01:46 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dubs--toss me a pm with whatever you'd like me to do and I'll knock it out the park. If necessary, I already have one idea of my own.
I'm sending you a PM too. It'll be about that..thing.
Snair
07-10-2011, 01:51 PM
Just read Mayhem and it was a stellar show as always, probably my favourite episode till date, great work by the entire roster(special mention to SES).Also WWTNA I'll send you my promo before Monday.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 02:02 PM
Just read Mayhem and it was a stellar show as always, probably my favourite episode till date, great work by the entire roster(special mention to SES).Also WWTNA I'll send you my promo before Monday.
No problem Snair! :)
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 02:03 PM
Just read Mayhem and it was a stellar show as always, probably my favourite episode till date, great work by the entire roster(special mention to SES).Also WWTNA I'll send you my promo before Monday.
Greatly appreciated Snair! Glad everyone liked the show. God knows it took forever to get done.
HolyJose2391
07-10-2011, 02:12 PM
Haha! Thats awesome! We can also have Warfare talent invade Mayhem's 20th episode!
Sent it to ya! ;)
Wait then I didn't have to buy a ticket...grr...lol I'll see what I'd like o do for mayhems 20th :)
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 02:16 PM
Wait then I didn't have to buy a ticket...grr...lol I'll see what I'd like o do for mayhems 20th :)
IC: You mean...You mean...THE ALPHA DOG DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE PIECE OF (short beep sound) RANDY ORTON MARK NAMED (short beep sound) KATHY???!!!!
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 02:26 PM
Wait then I didn't have to buy a ticket...grr...lol I'll see what I'd like o do for mayhems 20th :)
IC: You mean...You mean...THE ALPHA DOG DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE PIECE OF (short beep sound) RANDY ORTON MARK NAMED (short beep sound) KATHY???!!!!
Waste of money! :p
HolyJose2391
07-10-2011, 02:30 PM
Waste of money! :p
Technically I didn't buy it....had to sleep with the ugliest (eh nice body) siaki fan to get those tickets...,.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 02:33 PM
Technically I didn't buy it....had to sleep with the ugliest (eh nice body) siaki fan to get those tickets...,.
Hahaha! You could have asked me! I would've hooked you up man!
HolyJose2391
07-10-2011, 02:36 PM
Hahaha! You could have asked me! I would've hooked you up man!
I know this now.....eh I pleased a fan ;)
thejman93
07-10-2011, 03:54 PM
Guys! I got a little free time here on vacation so I thought I'd pop by and say hey! I'm about to read Mayhem in a minute but since it seems like Warfare guys will be allowed to partake in the 20th Mayhem, I wanted to offer up my services to SES.
HolyJose2391
07-10-2011, 04:04 PM
*cough* three remaining members of SuperNova and V-3 vs. Certain members of the FSA and The Eye *cough*
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 04:11 PM
Guys! I got a little free time here on vacation so I thought I'd pop by and say hey! I'm about to read Mayhem in a minute but since it seems like Warfare guys will be allowed to partake in the 20th Mayhem, I wanted to offer up my services to SES.
Trying to get double-booked I see? I like it! ;)
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 04:11 PM
*cough* three remaining members of SuperNova and V-3 vs. Certain members of the FSA and The Eye *cough*
^^^That match=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
North Vegas Benny
07-10-2011, 04:12 PM
IC: Halfway through watching Mayhem post-show. Someone mentioned a female professional wrestler during the first half or so of the show. Where are they? The ONLY girls I see Foxy Mendez and that ugly chick her and Helmsley are always around... And neither of them can wrestle. See my confusion?
IC: I'm right here fool. The only JBW Diva I see around here is a little bitch calling herself the FlamingRomanCandle, crying to her daddy for a title shot when she hasn't earned shit. You fit in perfectly with the Eye getting title shots handed to you, atleast Wes Goldman earned his spot.
OOC: Great fucking show to everyone invovled the ending was fucking awesome. Congrats to RomanFlare looking forward to doing some promos with you.
HolyJose2391
07-10-2011, 04:12 PM
^^^That match=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Exactly! Especially since HolyJose will be TV Champion by then :D
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 04:13 PM
Exactly! Especially since HolyJose will be TV Champion by then :D
You'll have to go through badass Markus Beerstein first! :p
HolyJose2391
07-10-2011, 04:16 PM
You'll have to go through badass Markus Beerstein first! :p
I know we'll see that come Tuesday :)
North Vegas Benny
07-10-2011, 04:17 PM
You'll have to go through badass Markus Beerstein first! :p
When is the 20th show? I want a match against Markus Beerstein. We will have a 6pack match, both of us have to down 6 beers before the match.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 04:19 PM
When is the 20th show? I want a match against Markus Beerstein. We will have a 6pack match, both of us have to down 6 beers before the match.
This Tuesday. Let me know if you want to be in it! :D
North Vegas Benny
07-10-2011, 04:21 PM
This Tuesday. Let me know if you want to be in it! :D
Yes I want in.
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 04:23 PM
Yes I want in.
I'll send you something then!
HeelTurn
07-10-2011, 04:24 PM
Start hyping Warfare lol Any spoilers for it? What do we have to look forward to?
K-Jammin
07-10-2011, 04:30 PM
The K-Jam may be interested in making a tiny appearance? For a small fee of course ;)
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 04:33 PM
The K-Jam may be interested in making a tiny appearance? For a small fee of course ;)
Haha! Got it! I'll send something to you!
K-Jammin
07-10-2011, 04:36 PM
Haha! Got it! I'll send something to you!
Haha okay man xD
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 04:57 PM
**Reported from the JBW Homepage**
This week's Tuesday Night Warfare will be the biggest Warfare yet. It is reported that we will get some big matches like The Prophecy vs VKM and Snair vs TheDevilsAdvocate with many more great matches on the card and some Mayhem talents will be performing in the show. Its rumored that JBW owner and CEO WWTNA may even appear on the show as he has some news he wants to share with the JBW fans but this can only be rumored.
Speaking of Warfare, the Warfare crew went to the Mariners/Angels Baseball game last Saturday. One of the Warfare talent Zeus Apollo said the Mariners stunk so bad, the Angels handed Mariners rookie Michael Pineda the worst outing of his career. Ouch.
*Advertisement*
Heres an old mugshot of Markus Beerstein: Must-see!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfY-aXGcBY&feature=related)
thejman93
07-10-2011, 05:05 PM
My man Dubs just dropped a Michael Pineda reference! I gotta say, I'm impressed.
tnawhat
07-10-2011, 05:07 PM
*cough* three remaining members of SuperNova and V-3 vs. Certain members of the FSA and The Eye *cough*
Ic: avidico would luv to lend a hand if igetwild is involved
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 05:07 PM
My man Dubs just dropped a Michael Pineda reference! I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I try, I try! ;)
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 05:13 PM
Its time to shake things up and im just the guy to do so
Pumpkinhead
07-10-2011, 05:23 PM
**Reported from the JBW Homepage**
This week's Tuesday Night Warfare will be the biggest Warfare yet. It is reported that we will get some big matches like The Prophecy vs VKM and Snair vs TheDevilsAdvocate with many more great matches on the card and some Mayhem talents will be performing in the show. Its rumored that JBW owner and CEO WWTNA may even appear on the show as he has some news he wants to share with the JBW fans but this can only be rumored.
Speaking of Warfare, the Warfare crew went to the Mariners/Angels Baseball game last Saturday. One of the Warfare talent Zeus Apollo said the Mariners stunk so bad, the Angels handed Mariners rookie Michael Pineda the worst outing of his career. Ouch.
*Advertisement*
Heres an old mugshot of Markus Beerstein: Must-see!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfY-aXGcBY&feature=related)
IC: Damn motherfookers!!
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 05:24 PM
Its time to shake things up and im just the guy to do so
Welcome aboard ihearvoices!!! :D
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 05:26 PM
IC: Damn motherfookers!!
IC: I told you not to drink that night! You're lucky I don't suspend you! xD
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 05:33 PM
Welcome aboard ihearvoices!!! :D
I sent you a message tell me if i need to anything else. And thanks for the welcome party:cool:
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 05:42 PM
I sent you a message tell me if i need to anything else. And thanks for the welcome party:cool:
We are good!! Great bio man! I cannot wait to debut your character!
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 05:53 PM
We are good!! Great bio man! I cannot wait to debut your character!
Thank man i just hope everyone else likes it also
Pumpkinhead
07-10-2011, 06:04 PM
Welcome to JBW Ihearvoices, just try not to mess with The Five Star Atraction!!
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 06:18 PM
Welcome to JBW Ihearvoices, just try not to mess with The Five Star Atraction!!
The Five Star Attraction, the most powerful group on Warfare!
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 06:23 PM
Welcome to JBW Ihearvoices, just try not to mess with The Five Star Atraction!!
Interesting i think they should try not to mess with me
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 06:27 PM
The Five Star Attraction, the most powerful group on Warfare!
Tell me when its cool to post up all my info on the other thread with the rest of the roster
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 06:35 PM
Tell me when its cool to post up all my info on the other thread with the rest of the roster
Its cool man. You can post it up now. :)
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 06:41 PM
Its cool man. You can post it up now. :)
thanks man
jhorton1215
07-10-2011, 07:24 PM
Guess I'm not the only with Michael Pineda on my fantasy baseball team... <_<
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 07:32 PM
Guess I'm not the only with Michael Pineda on my fantasy baseball team... <_<
Hahaha! Me too man, me too. ;)
jhorton1215
07-10-2011, 07:49 PM
Flashback: The Creation of Zeus Apollo
His name was Charles "Chuck" McKinley, and dreamed of one day fighting in the Light-Heavyweight (205 lb.) division for Dana White and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. At only 22 years of age, he wasn't far from his dream, but jumped into a match last second, against all the odds in the world. His was facing the top prospect in all of Mixed Martial-Arts with a UFC contract on the line for the winner... The build-up got into his head... He lost it... The match started, and he throw punches, and followed with kicks... He speared his opponent into the cage, and knocked him out with a knee, or so he thought... His opponent wouldn't go down, and knocked Chuck McKinley to the ground with one blind-sided punch... Chuck quickly jumped back to his feet, but the referee had signaled the match over... He felt screwed... In no way was he inferior to this guy. That punch had little affect on him, but the unprofessionalism that was shown afterwards, sent him over the edge. He jumped the cage, and grabbed a beer from a fan in the front row... The fan yelled back at him... Chuck took a swig and spit it right back in the fan's face, pouring the rest of it on top of him... No one had noticed, because they were focused on the 'winner' of the match... Chuck climbed back over the cage, with the bottle, and smashed it over the head of his opponent... Then he continued on with the 'match' and choked out the fallen adversary, with his feared Triangle Choke-Hold...
At that moment, everything human inside him was destroyed... He was better than the world, and Chuck McKinley was no more. He was escorted away by police and company officials... He was ordered to spend 2 years on probation, and see a shrink... He forgot who he was, and what he was doing with his life... Then a new persona begin to build on him. A "bolt of lighting" filtered the idea through his head that he was a Demi-God, the son of Hercules... He re-christened himself from the names of the God of Thunder: Zeus, and the God of light and the sun, truth and prophecy: Apollo... Zeus Apollo was born, and he gave himself the appearance of a God by dressing in ancient Greek Clothes, and building his physique to be flawless, gaining muscle and shape.
He built up his skills, and learned the skills needed to be a professional wrestler... He studied the likes of Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Ricky Steamboat, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero and Brock Lesnar... The peak of Mount Olympus wasn't even enough to hold this God's limits... He was going to be the best, and nothing would be allowed to stop him.... His name is Zeus Apollo.
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 07:54 PM
Flashback: The Creation of Zeus Apollo
His name was Charles "Chuck" McKinley, and dreamed of one day fighting in the Light-Heavyweight (205 lb.) division for Dana White and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. At only 22 years of age, he wasn't far from his dream, but jumped into a match last second, against all the odds in the world. His was facing the top prospect in all of Mixed Martial-Arts with a UFC contract on the line for the winner... The build-up got into his head... He lost it... The match started, and he throw punches, and followed with kicks... He speared his opponent into the cage, and knocked him out with a knee, or so he thought... His opponent wouldn't go down, and knocked Chuck McKinley to the ground with one blind-sided punch... Chuck quickly jumped back to his feet, but the referee had signaled the match over... He felt screwed... In no way was he inferior to this guy. That punch had little affect on him, but the unprofessionalism that was shown afterwards, sent him over the edge. He jumped the cage, and grabbed a beer from a fan in the front row... The fan yelled back at him... Chuck took a swig and spit it right back in the fan's face, pouring the rest of it on top of him... No one had noticed, because they were focused on the 'winner' of the match... Chuck climbed back over the cage, with the bottle, and smashed it over the head of his opponent... Then he continued on with the 'match' and choked out the fallen adversary, with his feared Triangle Choke-Hold...
At that moment, everything human inside him was destroyed... He was better than the world, and Chuck McKinley was no more. He was escorted away by police and company officials... He was ordered to spend 2 years on probation, and see a shrink... He forgot who he was, and what he was doing with his life... Then a new persona begin to build on him. A "bolt of lighting" filtered the idea through his head that he was a Demi-God, the son of Hercules... He re-christened himself from the names of the God of Thunder: Zeus, and the God of light and the sun, truth and prophecy: Apollo... Zeus Apollo was born, and he gave himself the appearance of a God by dressing in ancient Greek Clothes, and building his physique to be flawless, gaining muscle and shape.
He built up his skills, and learned the skills needed to be a professional wrestler... He studied the likes of Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Ricky Steamboat, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero and Brock Lesnar... The peak of Mount Olympus wasn't even enough to hold this God's limits... He was going to be the best, and nothing would be allowed to stop him.... His name is Zeus Apollo.
Epic Bio good work
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 08:08 PM
Flashback: The Creation of Zeus Apollo
His name was Charles "Chuck" McKinley, and dreamed of one day fighting in the Light-Heavyweight (205 lb.) division for Dana White and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. At only 22 years of age, he wasn't far from his dream, but jumped into a match last second, against all the odds in the world. His was facing the top prospect in all of Mixed Martial-Arts with a UFC contract on the line for the winner... The build-up got into his head... He lost it... The match started, and he throw punches, and followed with kicks... He speared his opponent into the cage, and knocked him out with a knee, or so he thought... His opponent wouldn't go down, and knocked Chuck McKinley to the ground with one blind-sided punch... Chuck quickly jumped back to his feet, but the referee had signaled the match over... He felt screwed... In no way was he inferior to this guy. That punch had little affect on him, but the unprofessionalism that was shown afterwards, sent him over the edge. He jumped the cage, and grabbed a beer from a fan in the front row... The fan yelled back at him... Chuck took a swig and spit it right back in the fan's face, pouring the rest of it on top of him... No one had noticed, because they were focused on the 'winner' of the match... Chuck climbed back over the cage, with the bottle, and smashed it over the head of his opponent... Then he continued on with the 'match' and choked out the fallen adversary, with his feared Triangle Choke-Hold...
At that moment, everything human inside him was destroyed... He was better than the world, and Chuck McKinley was no more. He was escorted away by police and company officials... He was ordered to spend 2 years on probation, and see a shrink... He forgot who he was, and what he was doing with his life... Then a new persona begin to build on him. A "bolt of lighting" filtered the idea through his head that he was a Demi-God, the son of Hercules... He re-christened himself from the names of the God of Thunder: Zeus, and the God of light and the sun, truth and prophecy: Apollo... Zeus Apollo was born, and he gave himself the appearance of a God by dressing in ancient Greek Clothes, and building his physique to be flawless, gaining muscle and shape.
He built up his skills, and learned the skills needed to be a professional wrestler... He studied the likes of Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Ricky Steamboat, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero and Brock Lesnar... The peak of Mount Olympus wasn't even enough to hold this God's limits... He was going to be the best, and nothing would be allowed to stop him.... His name is Zeus Apollo.
IC: EXCEPT FOR THE ALPHA DOG!! JULY 24TH!! THE CLOCKS TICKING ZEUS!!
OOC:That is an awesome bio!! Zeus Apollo truly is a God.
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 08:10 PM
Its time to shake things up and im just the guy to do so
Welcome to JBW. The best wrestling e-fed in EWN universe.
jhorton1215
07-10-2011, 08:11 PM
IC: EXCEPT FOR THE ALPHA DOG!! JULY 24TH!! THE CLOCKS TICKING ZEUS!!
OOC:That is an awesome bio!! Zeus Apollo truly is a God.
IC: You need a reality check, Frogger... Do you really want to be on the receiving end when I unleash all of this built-up frustration?
OOC: Thanks, but it's not yet complete... There will be more flashbacks
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 08:11 PM
*cough* three remaining members of SuperNova and V-3 vs. Certain members of the FSA and The Eye *cough*
That would be an amazing match. All kinds of win involved in that.
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 08:14 PM
IC: You need a reality check, Frogger... Do you really want to be on the receiving end when I unleash all of this built-up frustration?
OOC: Thanks, but it's not yet complete... There will be more flashbacks
IC: (low menacing laugh) Oh yes, The Alpha Dog does.
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 08:15 PM
Welcome to JBW. The best wrestling e-fed in EWN universe.
Thanks im just happy to be here and ill be more happy when i being to slowly take all the titles...."ITS MY BIRTH RIGHT"
jhorton1215
07-10-2011, 08:17 PM
IC: (low menacing laugh) Oh yes, The Alpha Dog does.
IC: You've got some nuts there, I'll give you that much... I respect you more than those other crying babies you hang around.... But even I'm not arrogant enough to refer to myself in the Third Person.
jhorton1215
07-10-2011, 08:23 PM
I thought about what would it be like if we had JBW vs. WWE Pay-Per-View and came up with these matches...
Snair vs. Randy Orton
Chainsaw vs. John Cena
Zeus Apollo vs. CM Punk
Pyscho Siaki vs. Christian
St. George and MassDinero vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
HolyJose vs. Alberto Del Rio
Manabu vs. Rey Mysterio
VKM vs. R-Truth
... Just a few for now.
zapphoman
07-10-2011, 08:35 PM
IC: You've got some nuts there, I'll give you that much... I respect you more than those other crying babies you hang around.... But even I'm not arrogant enough to refer to myself in the Third Person.
IC: Funny, from what The Alpha Dog remembers, HE WASN'T LOOKING FOR YOUR RESPECT!!! HE'S LOOKING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR IN THE JBW!! HE IS LOOKING TO DESTROY NOT ONLY YOUR UNDEFEATED STREAK, BUT THE ONE YOU DECIDED TO PUT BEFORE YOURSELF. Oh yeah, The Alpha Dog saw the week he joined the JBW. He saw what you decided and ALL THE ALPHA DOG HAS TO SAY TO THAT IS...(laughs to himself) every bitch needs its leash.
OOC: Freakin awesome. I'm lovin it!
jhorton1215
07-10-2011, 08:42 PM
IC: Funny, from what The Alpha Dog remembers, HE WASN'T LOOKING FOR YOUR RESPECT!!! HE'S LOOKING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR IN THE JBW!! HE IS LOOKING TO DESTROY NOT ONLY YOUR UNDEFEATED STREAK, BUT THE ONE YOU DECIDED TO PUT BEFORE YOURSELF. Oh yeah, The Alpha Dog looked back to the week before he joined the JBW. He saw what you decided and ALL THE ALPHA DOG HAS TO SAY TO THAT IS...(laughs to himself) every bitch needs its leash.
OOC: Freakin awesome. I'm lovin it!
IC: If that's all your after, then just take it... You can't get in my head, because I do not care for my possessions... You can't snap my streak, because I've already figured you... Being the son of a God doesn't just give me strength, but it gives me wisdom and other abilities that you normal mere mortals can't possess.
OOC: Me too Haha
North Vegas Benny
07-10-2011, 08:45 PM
Hey "Dubs" I just sent you a pm to the JBW profile.
North Vegas Benny
07-10-2011, 08:46 PM
I thought about what would it be like if we had JBW vs. WWE Pay-Per-View and came up with these matches...
Snair vs. Randy Orton
Chainsaw vs. John Cena
Zeus Apollo vs. CM Punk
Pyscho Siaki vs. Christian
St. George and MassDinero vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
HolyJose vs. Alberto Del Rio
Manabu vs. Rey Mysterio
VKM vs. R-Truth
... Just a few for now.
The Sleeper vs. SinCara
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-10-2011, 08:47 PM
Alright guys, I have a lot of stuff to get through regarding Mayhem's 20th episode and other things, but if guys are willing to pull double duty, I'd absolutely LOVE for some of the Warfare guys to make appearances on Mayhem. First of all, and I really hope this is possible a 6-on-6 tag team match with V-3 and The Supernova vs. Three members of The Eye and three members of the FSA sounds absolutely beastly. Like, that could easily be the main event at our biggest PPV, and I'm talking easily. Also if anyone else on Warfare wants to make an appearance PLEASE don't hesitate to ask. I have TONs of ideas floating around right now, and I'll be sending PM's out soonish.
Enforcer23
07-10-2011, 08:47 PM
Its time to shake things up and im just the guy to do so
welcome ihearvoices i guess your a warfare guy???
RomanFlare
07-10-2011, 08:48 PM
IC: I'm right here fool. The only JBW Diva I see around here is a little bitch calling herself the FlamingRomanCandle, crying to her daddy for a title shot when she hasn't earned shit. You fit in perfectly with the Eye getting title shots handed to you, atleast Wes Goldman earned his spot.
OOC: Great fucking show to everyone invovled the ending was fucking awesome. Congrats to RomanFlare looking forward to doing some promos with you.
OOC: The pleasure is all mine.
IC: I didn't earn my spot? Did you not see me pin Wes 1-2-3? Ya know, sorta the same way half the locker room "pins" Mendez night in a night out. But I digress, this isn't about hoes, it's about bros. And "bro", on July 24th, in the country across the pond, I'm gonna beat you like a Roman Slave. Start planning how you'll use your rematch clause because that title will be flying back with ME.
OOC: It looks like Warfare is getting a little bloated, so go ahead and count me out for a promo WWTNA. The fans will just have to wait for a trade/draft to see the Roman One in a Warfare ring.
ihearvoices
07-10-2011, 08:51 PM
welcome ihearvoices i guess your a warfare guy???
Thanks im a new guy so im just waiting around to get the word with info but where ever i go i know i will be making a big impact....What show are you on?
WWTNA Mark
07-10-2011, 08:53 PM
Hey "Dubs" I just sent you a pm to the JBW profile.
Got, thanks man!
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