TNA v WWE: Hire, Fire, and Trade

[YOUcanCALLmeCRACK]

Different concept to fantasize about (I hope). You somehow slept your way to the top of TNA and WWE and had the ability to make roster changes for both companies.

-You have the ability to Hire 3 wrestlers (or Sports Entertainers) that have/do wrestle(d) in the Indies, Japan, etc. for each company.
-You also get to fire 3 wrestlers from each promotion.
-Finally, you have the ability to make 3 trades between TNA and WWE

Here is what I would do:

HIRE
WWE
Bobby Lashley - they need another big star
World's Greatest Tag-Team - they really need to improve that division
King's of Wrestling - same reason

TNA
El Generico - beef up that X-Divison
Homicide - LAX reunion
MVP - really underused in WWE and he has the rights to MVP

FIRE
WWE
Hornswoggle - no explanation needed
Great Kahli - zero talent, brings nothing to the table but height
Nexus (besides CM Punk and Mason Ryan) - I would write their names, but I don't know them. They bring nothing to the table

TNA
Tommy Dreamer - why is he wasting his time
Rob Terry - nothing but muscle
Anarquia - he's no homicide

Trades
-Robbie E for Zach Ryder - Ryder would be used and Robbie would not, win-win
-Suicide for Sin Cara - Sin Cara could actually fight his style in TNA and suicide could be a hit with the kids if they change is name
-Taz for JR - I would like to see Cole in a Tazzmission and I would like to just HEAR JR talk, not get involved.

[Rich Cranium]

Well Crack, that was well thought out and your ideas are great. I really like the Ryder/Robbie E. trade. He may not be allowed to use the WWWYKI phrase if it's copyrighted by WWE but I'm sure he can come up with something else.

[eboy]

Here is what I would do:

HIRE
WWE
Austin Aries
Kings of wrestling
Karl Anderson & The Giant Bernard

TNA
El Generico - beef up that X-Divison
MVP
Worlds greatest tag team (Think of the dream matches)
FIRE
WWE
Kali
Derren Young

TNA
Rob Terry - nothing but muscle
Hulk Hogan hes not a Mamma Jamma
RVD- Boring has hell


Trades
Kazarian vs Dolph Ziggler similar styles both would do well in either company
Sting for Rey Mysterio set up the Dream Matches Sting vs Taker & Mysterio vs Styles
Robert Roode for anybody he could be one of the Greats

[YOUcanCALLmeCRACK]

Here is what I would do:

HIRE
WWE
Austin Aries
Kings of wrestling
Karl Anderson & The Giant Bernard

TNA
El Generico - beef up that X-Divison
MVP
Worlds greatest tag team (Think of the dream matches)
FIRE
WWE
Kali
Derren Young

TNA
Rob Terry - nothing but muscle
Hulk Hogan hes not a Mamma Jamma
RVD- Boring has hell


Trades
Kazarian vs Dolph Ziggler similar styles both would do well in either company
Sting for Rey Mysterio set up the Dream Matches Sting vs Taker & Mysterio vs Styles
Robert Roode for anybody he could be one of the Greats

I like it. Definitely set up a bunch of dream matches.

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

HIRE

WWE:
Brock Lesnar (easy choice)
World's Greatest Tag Team
Brisco's (last two to beef up tag division)

TNA
Chris Hero
KENTA
Homicide (LAX>>>>>Mexican America)

FIRE

WWE:
Mark Henry
The Great Khali
Hornswoggle (these three don't belong anywhere near a ring and never have)

TNA:
Vince Russo
Hulk Hogan
Gunner and Murphy (I'd kept Eric B on as an on-screen character only)

TRADES:

Kurt Angle for Randy Orton-equal trade off as Kurt gets to live out the rest of his career in the top promotion and Orton can try to help TNA build

Samoa Joe for The Big Show-WWE gets younger/fresher and TNA gets big name

Matt Morgan for Kane-see above reasoning

[North Vegas Benny]

WWE

Hires
Giant Bernard - I would like to see him and Big Show in a tag team.
Brock Lesnar - He was actually a big man that could move in the ring.
O.D.B. - Her, Karma, Gail Kim, Natayla, and Beth Phoenix would make a great womens division keep the rest out of the ring !!!
James Mitchell - I would like to see him as a much darker Kane's manager.

Fires
The Great Khali - He just sucks I don't care how much of an Indian audience he brings.
Hornswoggle - He is just a pointless character, he doesn't talk and imo his skits aren't that funny.
David Otunga - If Jennifer Hudson wasn't his wife we would have never heard of him.

TNA

Hires
Homicide - Reunite Lax
Konnan - ^^^^^^^^
Shelton Benjamin - Bring team Angle to TNA but change the name
Charlie Haas - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Fires
Hulk Hogan - No one over 50 should be getting involved in any fights !!!!
Ric Flair - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sting - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Trades

Desmond Wolfe for Yoshi Tatsu:
Desmond Wolfe - I would like to see him tag teaming with Drew McIntyre
Yoshi Tatsu - Could be a new addition to the x-division

Amazing Red for Chavo Guerrero
Amazing Red - With him, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio, Tyson Kidd, and Primo Colon WWE could bring back a cruiserweight division
Chavo Guerrero - Could join a new LAX containing him, Homicide, Hernandez, Konnan, Rosita, Sarita, and Hector Guerrero as their leader

Rob Terry for Zack Ryder
Rob Terry - Him and Jack Swagger could have a great fued The all American - American against the Big English Brute
Zack Ryder - could do like Christian and jump ship for a better chance of becoming champ like the fans feel he should be

[WWTNA Mark]

WWE

Hires
Giant Bernard - I would like to see him and Big Show in a tag team.
Brock Lesnar - He was actually a big man that could move in the ring.
O.D.B. - Her, Karma, Gail Kim, Natayla, and Beth Phoenix would make a great womens division keep the rest out of the ring !!!
James Mitchell - I would like to see him as a much darker Kane's manager.

Fires
The Great Khali - He just sucks I don't care how much of an Indian audience he brings.
Hornswoggle - He is just a pointless character, he doesn't talk and imo his skits aren't that funny.
David Otunga - If Jennifer Hudson wasn't his wife we would have never heard of him.

TNA

Hires
Homicide - Reunite Lax
Konnan - ^^^^^^^^
Shelton Benjamin - Bring team Angle to TNA but change the name
Charlie Haas - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Fires
Hulk Hogan - No one over 50 should be getting involved in any fights !!!!
Ric Flair - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sting - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Trades

Desmond Wolfe for Yoshi Tatsu:
Desmond Wolfe - I would like to see him tag teaming with Drew McIntyre
Yoshi Tatsu - Could be a new addition to the x-division

Amazing Red for Chavo Guerrero
Amazing Red - With him, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio, Tyson Kidd, and Primo Colon WWE could bring back a cruiserweight division
Chavo Guerrero - Could join a new LAX containing him, Homicide, Hernandez, Konnan, Rosita, Sarita, and Hector Guerrero as their leader

Rob Terry for Zack Ryder
Rob Terry - Him and Jack Swagger could have a great fued The all American - American against the Big English Brute
Zack Ryder - could do like Christian and jump ship for a better chance of becoming champ like the fans feel he should be

This sounds awesome!