The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[VanHooliganX]

Say whaaat?
Kiss my saywhaties.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

This thread has gone down hill ;)

Yeah it really has! :D

[Steve Austin]

Yeah it really has! :D

I blame SG!

[VanHooliganX]

This thread has gone down hill ;)
Aye. :(

You're not wrong there.

Remember when we actually talked about football?

I can't even poznan to try and save it either.

[Steve Austin]

Aye. :(

You're not wrong there.

Remember when we actually talked about football?

I can't even poznan to try and save it either.

Haha. I freaking hate the Poznan! How the hell can City fans call for decisions if they are not even watching the game!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Just noticed, Van you top 10 postwhore! :D

I blame the Spanish and Italians! (for our friend :D)

[Steve Austin]

Just noticed, Van you top 10 postwhore! :D

I blame the Spanish and Italians! (for our friend :D)

Haha good call. However 'For our friend' in Spanish or Italian translates to Silver Ghost, so it's his fault ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Haha. I freaking hate the Poznan! How the hell can City fans call for decisions if they are not even watching the game!
Yet every set of fans Poznan when they score against us ;)

Was so hoping england would get Poznan stadium in euro 2012.

Barmy Army doing the poznan XD

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha good call. However 'For our friend' in Spanish or Italian translates to Silver Ghost, so it's his fault ;)

Poor old SG! He was blamed for the disappearance of Atlantis! :D

[Steve Austin]

Poor old SG! He was blamed for the disappearance of Atlantis! :D

I wouldn't put it past him ;)

[Steve Austin]

Yet every set of fans Poznan when they score against us ;)

Was so hoping england would get Poznan stadium in euro 2012.

Barmy Army doing the poznan XD

Liverpool fans don't do it!!!

[VanHooliganX]

Poor old SG! He was blamed for the disappearance of Atlantis! :D
I remember the great blame of 1914

Iceberg my ass! Clearly was a drunk SG. Only he could sink the unsinkable ship.

[VanHooliganX]

Liverpool fans don't do it!!!
Aye cause you don't score :P

[Wade Barrett 1979]

He was also blamed for the extinction of the Dodo! :D

[Steve Austin]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O0NBWK_8Ea8/TsardfMjjSI/AAAAAAAACI0/YSmUfFXWzc0/s1600/cities_and_teams_blogspot_com_david_silva_spain_ma nchester_city_team_background_desktop_image_galler y_wallpaper_hd_logo_6.jpg

[Steve Austin]

He was also blamed for the extinction of the Dodo! :D

You should know if this is true or not, you were there ;)


Aye cause you don't score :P

Haha, well played.

[VanHooliganX]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O0NBWK_8Ea8/TsardfMjjSI/AAAAAAAACI0/YSmUfFXWzc0/s1600/cities_and_teams_blogspot_com_david_silva_spain_ma nchester_city_team_background_desktop_image_galler y_wallpaper_hd_logo_6.jpg

See. Even the coins are superior to the royal mint coins. Has England got no class whatsoever?!

[Steve Austin]

See. Even the coins are superior to the royal mint coins. Has England got no class whatsoever?!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wB1N21tox1Y/Tsaqy4DkhtI/AAAAAAAACIM/P2uMf4K9PU0/s1600/cities_and_teams_blogspot_com_cesc_fabregas_spain_ barcelona_spanish_team_background_desktop_image_ga llery_wallpaper_hd_logo_1.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wB1N21tox1Y/Tsaqy4DkhtI/AAAAAAAACIM/P2uMf4K9PU0/s1600/cities_and_teams_blogspot_com_cesc_fabregas_spain_ barcelona_spanish_team_background_desktop_image_ga llery_wallpaper_hd_logo_1.jpg
Andy Carroll! You average 1 goal every 1.21 gigamatches! (Thats a lot of matches)

[Steve Austin]

Andy Carroll! You average 1 goal every 1.21 gigamatches! (Thats a lot of matches)

Haha. As long as his record is better than Torres for Chelsea ;)

[Steve Austin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--ywUreIXYsc/Tsaq5uGKLlI/AAAAAAAACIs/wSvIBnX8VyA/s1600/cities_and_teams_blogspot_com_fernando_torres_chel sea_spain_team_background_desktop_image_gallery_wa llpaper_hd_logo_5.jpg

[Steve Austin]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u0OQX5a6us8/To1KQb_XsyI/AAAAAAAAFIc/7XF7AdCqbzM/s1600/Funny+Fernando+Torres_4.jpg

[VanHooliganX]

Haha. As long as his record is better than Torres for Chelsea ;)

Agreed :)

I feel really cool knowing i'm even in goals with Heskey and aren't that far behind players like him, Carroll, Zamora, Ab-wrong-la-whore :)

Although i've not made 1 apparence so I am technically doing better :cool:

[Steve Austin]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CIIXQa1a9Ik/To1KPSLAzCI/AAAAAAAAFIY/5G61gRA9gsw/s1600/Funny+Fernando+Torres_3.jpg

[Steve Austin]

Agreed :)

I feel really cool knowing i'm even in goals with Heskey and aren't that far behind players like him, Carroll, Zamora, Ab-wrong-la-whore :)

Although i've not made 1 apparence so I am technically doing better :cool:

Haha same. I have it on my CV!

[VanHooliganX]

Guys. Yay or Nay.

WNBA. Should I follow.

Its definately unique. Not very long in season and would make my NBA mens team definately look better.

[Steve Austin]

Guys. Yay or Nay.

WNBA. Should I follow.

Its definately unique. Not very long in season and would make my NBA mens team definately look better.

It depends... Are they damn fine?

[Juvenile Junkie]

I found it funny:Tim Howard - "I cant take the credit for that goal, the wind helped it in" BREAKING NEWS: Man City have launched an £80m bid for the WindAnd for team bonding sessions,the wind and its Man City team mates can blow each other

[Steve Austin]

And for team bonding sessions,the wind and its Man City team mates can blow each other

Haha well played...

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I can't post in that movie thread anymore! :( Won't let me!

[Steve Austin]

I can't post in that movie thread anymore! :( Won't let me!

Or is it because I owned you ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Or is it because I owned you ;)

You couldn't own a pair of shoes! :D

[Steve Austin]

You couldn't own a pair of shoes! :D

I have 6 pairs!

Yeah I counted ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I have 6 pairs!

Yeah I counted ;)

At least only having 6, meant you didn't have to take your socks off to get past 10! :p

[Steve Austin]

At least only having 6, meant you didn't have to take your socks off to get past 10! :p

Haha, know you're kicking it old school!

#IcantCompetewiththiswiseman #Illjustthrowtechnologyathim

3D TV, Wireless Internet, Cordless phone ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha, know you're kicking it old school!

#IcantCompetewiththiswiseman #Illjustthrowtechnologyathim

3D TV, Wireless Internet, Cordless phone ;)

I only speak English chief! :D

[K-Jammin]

We're so skint that I had to get my wife to sell one of her kidneys to help pay for Christmas.

If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports!

^^ I won't lie, I lol'd

[Steve Austin]

I only speak English chief! :D

Haha, oh you :eyes:

I speak French and Spanish. I win!

[K-Jammin]

We're so skint that I had to get my wife to sell one of her kidneys to help pay for Christmas.

If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports!

^^ I won't lie, I lol'd


Whoaaa, dodgy writing :mad:

[Steve Austin]

We're so skint that I had to get my wife to sell one of her kidneys to help pay for Christmas.

If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports!

^^ I won't lie, I lol'd


Haha nice!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

We're so skint that I had to get my wife to sell one of her kidneys to help pay for Christmas.

If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports!

^^ I won't lie, I lol'd


Damn straight! :D

[K-Jammin]

I think it's best nobody mentions his own goal anymore...

1144

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I think it's best nobody mentions his own goal anymore...

1144

Not for at least 10 minutes anyway! :D

[Juvenile Junkie]

Bought a Kevin Pietersen shirt,wow,these South Africans are not too impressed,if looks could kill.....

[VanHooliganX]

General Sports is 6th overall highest sub-forum :)

Woot! Without this thread or the NFL 1 this wouldn't of happened. :D

[Juvenile Junkie]

That's not good enough,6th place means Europa League.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

We must get a Champions League spot! :D

[VanHooliganX]

We must get a Champions League spot! :D
haha yeah.

4th will probably be the 1 we have to settle for.

I get the feeling once this season ends i'll be the only 1 left using this thread for the MLS season lol

[Juvenile Junkie]

And be placed above the WWE section.Football has Balotelli,all they have is some yank called Cena who acts in bad movies and can't wrestle.

[Juvenile Junkie]

Amir Khan has a mystery man............

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Sneijder to City now??

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/886493-wesley-sneijder-to-be-dangled-as-bait-in-inter-milans-carlos-tevez-offer#ixzz1id5Gp35Q

[VanHooliganX]

Sneijder to City now??

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/886493-wesley-sneijder-to-be-dangled-as-bait-in-inter-milans-carlos-tevez-offer#ixzz1id5Gp35Q

Although I doubt it will happen. I'd love him too :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Although I doubt it will happen. I'd love him too :D

Could you imagine how pissed United fans would be! :D

[VanHooliganX]

Could you imagine how pissed United fans would be! :D
:cool: Theres that too :P

[Wade Barrett 1979]

:cool: Theres that too :P

That would be the best thing! :D

[VanHooliganX]

That would be the best thing! :D


Silva and Wesley. With Johnson and Nasri.

Pretty strong midfielder.
Especially with Yaya(when he comes back), De Jong, Milner and Barry

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Silva and Wesley. With Johnson and Nasri.

Pretty strong midfielder.
Especially with Yaya(when he comes back), De Jong, Milner and Barry

Strength in depth chief! That's what it's all about these days!

[Steve Austin]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Liverpool tonight!....Not on TV though...Maybe even on Radio 5 live....... :( Cancel the woooooooooo...

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Liverpool tonight!....Not on TV though...Maybe even on Radio 5 live....... :( Cancel the woooooooooo...

Wooo.....awwwwww crap! :p

[Juvenile Junkie]

Although I doubt it will happen. I'd love him too :DWell I'm shocked..........................no,not of the transfer,but that Van actually knows who Wesley Sneijder actually is!

[Steve Austin]

Wooo.....awwwwww crap! :p

Exactly ;)

Nice sig, it's good to have her back :p

[Juvenile Junkie]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLiverpool tonight!....Not on TV though...Maybe even on Radio 5 live....... :( Cancel the woooooooooo...Wow Liverpool are so sh1t not even Channel 5 wants them!

[Steve Austin]

Wow Liverpool are so sh1t not even Channel 5 wants them!

Channel 5 don't have coverage rights for FA Cup. I don't know what it's like in South Africa but in England we have rules.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Wow Liverpool are so sh1t not even Channel 5 wants them!
http://www.wwelivetv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Rise-Above-Hate-John-Cena-T-Shirt.jpg
:D

[Steve Austin]

I've posted more than Van in his prediction contest thread!

#postwhore

[Juvenile Junkie]

Channel 5 don't have coverage rights for FA Cup. I don't know what it's like in South Africa but in England we have rules.Our broadcaster secured the rights 2 hours ago. Duh,every broadcaster has to obide to broadcast rules.

[Steve Austin]

Our broadcaster secured the rights 2 hours ago. Duh,every broadcaster has to obide to broadcast rules.

Doesn't seem that way... :p

In England channels bid when a channels contract is up on competitions, they can't just pick one and get it. Some games just don't have TV coverage but it will be shown tomorrow on LFC TV!

[Juvenile Junkie]

http://www.wwelivetv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Rise-Above-Hate-John-Cena-T-Shirt.jpg:DThat's sharp.I don't want to use an oxymoron,but you are a smart Liverpool fan

[Wade Barrett 1979]

That's sharp.I don't want to use an oxymoron,but you are a smart Liverpool fan

Have you been at that Dictionary tool bar again?!

:D

[Steve Austin]

That's sharp.I don't want to use an oxymoron,but you are a smart Liverpool fan

I've got A-levels, I'm jus sayin...

;)

[VanHooliganX]

I've posted more than Van in his prediction contest thread!

#postwhore
XD wow. Thats probably quite abit.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Exactly ;)

Nice sig, it's good to have her back :p

I was getting withdrawal symptoms! :D

[VanHooliganX]

I was getting withdrawal symptoms! :D

we all were bud

[Wade Barrett 1979]

we all were bud

You should all be fine again! :)

[Steve Austin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH8RXEg2GkY&feature=related

One of my favourite players :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH8RXEg2GkY&feature=related

One of my favourite players :)

Here's mine:

http://www.feintzebra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/frank-lampard-ray-wilkins-body.jpg

:D

[VanHooliganX]

Here's mine:

http://www.feintzebra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/frank-lampard-ray-wilkins-body.jpg

:D
Fuck me Frank lost some weight! ;)

[Steve Austin]

Haha nice. Gotta love fat Frank jokes!

[Steve Austin]

There could be release clause is Demba Ba's contract! http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12691/7415365/Harry-admits-looking-at-Ba

COME ON LIVERPOOL!

[VanHooliganX]

There could be release clause is Demba Ba's contract! http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12691/7415365/Harry-admits-looking-at-Ba

COME ON LIVERPOOL!
Stop stealing Newcastle talent!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

There could be release clause is Demba Ba's contract! http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12691/7415365/Harry-admits-looking-at-Ba

COME ON LIVERPOOL!

£80m job's a good 'un! :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Stop stealing Newcastle talent!

Hell no!! :p

[Steve Austin]

Stop stealing Newcastle talent!

If we don't do it Man City will! ;)


£80m job's a good 'un! :D

Damn straight chief! :p

[VanHooliganX]

If we don't do it Man City will! ;)



Damn straight chief! :p

Aguero > Ba

[Steve Austin]

Aguero > Ba

Ameobi > Dzeko ;)

[Pumpkinhead]

Carroll = Tevez

[VanHooliganX]

Ameobi > Dzeko ;)

Dzeko > Andy Caroll

Beach ball and wind > Caroll

[Steve Austin]

Carroll : Tevez

Ratio? :rolleyes:

[Steve Austin]

Dzeko > Andy Caroll

Beach ball and wind > Caroll

Pet mouse > Dzeko
Spelling correctly > Spelling mistake ;) (had to be done)
Anything ever > Dzeko

[VanHooliganX]

Actually how about we take a little bet (winner doesnt get anything but pride there player doesn't suck as much)

First to score out of Torres (So then we both lose), Caroll and Dzeko wins.

FA Cup doesn't count (Sorry but Oldham and Portsmouth aren't exactly United)

Also. Say City are lunch time kick off and Dzeko scores in the 80th minute.
Then Torres and Carroll have until the next games 80 minutes to try and best him.

[VanHooliganX]

Pet mouse > Dzeko
Spelling correctly > Spelling mistake ;) (had to be done)
Anything ever > Dzeko

Title in the past 5 years > ....Andy Carol (He'll lose a character per bring up! lol)

[Steve Austin]

Actually how about we take a little bet (winner doesnt get anything but pride there player doesn't suck as much)

First to score out of Torres (So then we both lose), Caroll and Dzeko wins.

FA Cup doesn't count (Sorry but Oldham and Portsmouth aren't exactly United)

Also. Say City are lunch time kick off and Dzeko scores in the 80th minute.
Then Torres and Carroll have until the next games 80 minutes to try and best him.

They both handled Newcastle better ;)

What just the next time they score or throughout the season?

[Steve Austin]

Title in the past 5 years > ....Andy Carol (He'll lose a character per bring up! lol)

Haha well played.

My old shoe > Mouse face idiot who looks like Kolarov but is a worse striker than Kolarov!

[VanHooliganX]

They both handled Newcastle better ;)

What just the next time they score or throughout the season?

Well either. Maybe both.

First person to score in the quickest time (if both score in there next games but not at the same time)
and Dzeko vs Torres vs Caro

Like SoccerAM do Ferdinand vs Ferdinand.

Although start it from now instead of the season else Dzekos 4 goals vs Spurs = Car and Torres goals :P

Also. Poor Ca. He's nearly out of letters lol

[Pumpkinhead]

Actually how about we take a little bet (winner doesnt get anything but pride there player doesn't suck as much)

First to score out of Torres (So then we both lose), Caroll and Dzeko wins.

FA Cup doesn't count (Sorry but Oldham and Portsmouth aren't exactly United)

Also. Say City are lunch time kick off and Dzeko scores in the 80th minute.
Then Torres and Carroll have until the next games 80 minutes to try and best him.
Who's competing for Torres??, there's no Chelsea fans in here??

[VanHooliganX]

Who's competing for Torres??, there's no Chelsea fans in here??
True. I guess we all lose if that happens.

[Steve Austin]

Well either. Maybe both.

First person to score in the quickest time (if both score in there next games but not at the same time)
and Dzeko vs Torres vs Caro

Like SoccerAM do Ferdinand vs Ferdinand.

Although start it from now instead of the season else Dzekos 4 goals vs Spurs = Car and Torres goals :P

Also. Poor Ca. He's nearly out of letters lol

Ok, Carroll isn't gonna play as much as Dzeko though. What if he comes on with 10 mins left and then plays 70mins the next game, will it be the same as Dzeko playing 80 in one game?

[Steve Austin]

True. I guess we all lose if that happens.

It's not gonna happen ;)


Leave Carroll alone!

[VanHooliganX]

Ok, Carroll isn't gonna play as much as Dzeko though. What if he comes on with 10 mins left and then plays 70mins the next game, will it be the same as Dzeko playing 80 in one game?
True.

We'll take ratios of minutes into account then as well :)

[Steve Austin]

True.

We'll take ratios of minutes into account then as well :)

Ok nice. YOU'RE ON!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Pet mouse > Dzeko
Spelling correctly > Spelling mistake ;) (had to be done)
Anything ever > Dzeko

Dzeko is a very good player.

City stopped playing him when he was in very, very prolific form, which is what he can do, but inconsistency is killing him.

[Steve Austin]

Dzeko is a very good player.

City stopped playing him when he was in very, very prolific form, which is what he can do, but inconsistency is killing him.

Yeah I know he is, I'm just having a little thing with Van :p

I said the same thing the other day about City dropping him when he was banging them in. I just really don't like him ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

My left gonad > Dzeko!!

[Steve Austin]

My left gonad > Dzeko!!

This guy gets it ;)

Appreciate the back up Wade!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

My chicken sandwich > Dzeko!!

[VanHooliganX]

My left raisin > Dzeko!!
TMI Wade :P

[Wade Barrett 1979]

TMI Wade :P

All.The.Best!! :D

[Steve Austin]

Pretty funny :p :

I hate it when clubs say,"We're out the FA Cup, now we can focus on the league."

Its like leaving your partner to focus on masturbation

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Pretty funny :p :

I hate it when clubs say,"We're out the FA Cup, now we can focus on the league."

Its like leaving your partner to focus on masturbation



Ha! I like it! :D

[Steve Austin]

Ha! I like it! :D

And I like your sig :p

[Steve Austin]

Less than an hour until KO for the most hotly anticipated 3rd round FA Cup tie! The suspense is killing me!

[VanHooliganX]

Less than an hour until KO for the most hotly anticipated 3rd round FA Cup tie! The suspense is killing me!

Why who're Oldham facing tonight? :P

[Steve Austin]

I am a whore :( by the way who are the mighty Liverpool facing tonight? :P

Oldham, V-man! ;)

[Steve Austin]

Reina, Kelly, Carragher, Coates, Aurelio, Spearing, Maxi, Gerrard, Shelvey, Kuyt, Bellamy. Subs: Doni, Carroll, Henderson, Downing, Adam, Skrtel, Flanagan.

Strong line up. Shows the great strength Liverpool have these days that they've lacking for years.

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?10912-EWA-Official-Discussion-Thread&p=377542#post377542


Shining Light and me now have a wager going on. Check it out lads ;D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

And I like your sig :p

Me too!!! :p

[VanHooliganX]

I just stole your car stero, V-man! ;)
Although I should've stolen the car and gotten more money but hey. Thats Liverpool :P
Also, we wish we were on Channel 5 :(

Channel 5 aint that good pal.

[Steve Austin]

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?10912-EWA-Official-Discussion-Thread&p=377542#post377542


Shining Light and me now have a wager going on. Check it out lads ;D

Haha nice. I hope you lose :p

[Steve Austin]

Channel 5 aint that good pal.

Haha well played sir.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?10912-EWA-Official-Discussion-Thread&p=377542#post377542


Shining Light and me now have a wager going on. Check it out lads ;D

You're a brave man! I'd NEVER agree to having a ManU badge in my sig! I'd rather drink my own piss! :p

[VanHooliganX]

Haha nice. I hope you lose :p
Oh I know you do.

Else Booker becomes the Poznan for a week :P

[VanHooliganX]

You're a brave man! I'd NEVER agree to having a ManU badge in my sig! I'd rather drink my own piss! :p
I have confidence in my team.

2 teams I never doubt currently are Canucks and City.

(Mainly the Canucks though :P)

[Steve Austin]

Oh I know you do.

Else Booker becomes the Poznan for a week :P

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo

Fabio Aurelio is back

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssss

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Fabiooooooooooooooooo! :D

[Steve Austin]

Fabiooooooooooooooooo! :D

Damn straight chief. I'm often called Fabio Aurelio by friends. I've got a great left foot, I can take free kicks.....I'm injury prone ;)

Seriously though, good to have him back, I'm a huge fan!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Damn straight chief. I'm often called Fabio Aurelio by friends. I've got a great left foot, I can take free kicks.....I'm injury prone ;)

Seriously though, good to have him back, I'm a huge fan!

Ha! :p

Yup, was happy when we re-signed him! :)

[Steve Austin]

Ha! :p

Yup, was happy when we re-signed him! :)

Same! One of the best things Roy did!

[Steve Austin]

I'll be back on after the game chaps! Gonna listen to it while playing some serious FIFA :) Speak laters you tramps ;)























(We still cool?)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'll be back on after the game chaps! Gonna listen to it while playing some serious FIFA :) Speak laters you tramps ;)























(We still cool?)

I suppose! :p

[VanHooliganX]

I suppose! :p
Yeah I guess.
We still haven't found a replacement for ya :P

[Robareid]

Stop stealing Newcastle talent!

How does the old saying go? If at first you don't succeed buy and buy again.

I worked for Chelsea and now seems to beworking for City

[VanHooliganX]

How does the old saying go? If at first you don't succeed buy and buy again.

I worked for Chelsea and now seems to beworking for City

True. Although I firmly believe Chelsea only worked so well because of Jose.

Barely any major changes until recent years you could argue and they've never been as good as they were with Jose.


I might say the same for Manchini but I don't want to find out lol

The real City fans are behind him like I am

[Pumpkinhead]

True. Although I firmly believe Chelsea only worked so well because of Jose.

Barely any major changes until recent years you could argue and they've never been as good as they were with Jose.


I might say the same for Manchini but I don't want to find out lol

The real City fans are behind him like I am

With the new system FIFA is implementing I think this strategy won't be useful, and yes Chelsea's success was because Mourhino

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Booyah!!!

Carroll and Downing score!

One more for Gerrard! Bellamy class again (best free transfer ever! :D)

Gotta be happy!

[Steve Austin]

Thank god for First Row Sports, you lucky sons of bitches are gonna get a nice summary ;)

Oldham go 1-0 up. Robbie Simpson with a great goal, flicks it on and hits it on the half volley from 22 yards out, no stopping it!

1 minute later Shlvey's shot hits Bellamy on the chest and goes in.

Just before half time Gerrard scores a pen, great pen, right in the top corner, 2-1.

Second half and Liverpool cut out Oldham deep in their half, Bellamy with a low cross finds Shelvey 12 yards out and it's 3-1, nice finish.

A few minutes to go and Carroll scores just a few minutes after coming on, great goal, it bounces about 20 yards out and he hits in on the turn, very good goal.

Stoppage time and and Downing with a very good finish from a rebound of Flanagans shot makes it 5-1.

There was only ever going to be one winner but a good game, Oldham did well fro 20 mins but tired themselves out, Shelvey was great, he's gonna be a great player along with Kelly. Nice to Aurelio back and Gerrard. Bellamy was great as always. Against Oldham though it's what you expect from Liverpool.

[Steve Austin]

Booyah!!!

Carroll and Downing score!

One more for Gerrard! Bellamy class again (best free transfer ever! :D)

Gotta be happy!

Nice and damn straight!

Not quite as good as my post though ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Thank god for First Row Sports, you lucky sons of bitches are gonna get a nice summary ;)

Oldham go 1-0 up. Robbie Simpson with a great goal, flicks it on and hits it on the half volley from 22 yards out, no stopping it!

1 minute later Shlvey's shot hits Bellamy on the chest and goes in.

Just before half time Gerrard scores a pen, great pen, right in the top corner, 2-1.

Second half and Liverpool cut out Oldham deep in their half, Bellamy with a low cross finds Shelvey 12 yards out and it's 3-1, nice finish.

A few minutes to go and Carroll scores just a few minutes after coming on, great goal, it bounces about 20 yards out and he hits in on the turn, very good goal.

Stoppage time and and Downing with a very good finish from a rebound of Flanagans shot makes it 5-1.

There was only ever going to be one winner but a good game, Oldham did well fro 20 mins but tired themselves out, Shelvey was great, he's gonna be a great player along with Kelly. Nice to Aurelio back and Gerrard. Bellamy was great as always. Against Oldham though it's what you expect from Liverpool.

Sweet brah! :)

[Steve Austin]

Sweet brah! :)

Totally dude, fa show!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Totally dude, fa show!

Safe yeah! :)

Van has seen a virus here, apparently said Britani Knight.net! Hope it's not anything that could close my thread! :( I've not had anything!

[Steve Austin]

Safe yeah! :)

Van has seen a virus here, apparently said Britani Knight.net! Hope it's not anything that could close my thread! :( I've not had anything!

Same pal, first I've heard of it was when I looked at the 'virus' thread! It better not, If the thread gets closed, we riot! :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Same pal, first I've heard of it was when I looked at the 'virus' thread! It better not, If the thread gets closed, we riot! :)

Ha! Hopefully it's something that can be sorted, without knackering my thread! :(

That's the problem sometimes posting from phones, they aren't as secure as computers or laptops!

[Steve Austin]

Ha! Hopefully it's something that can be sorted, without knackering my thread! :(

That's the problem sometimes posting from phones, they aren't as secure as computers or laptops!

Damn straight chief! Also Van needs to cut out the amount of porn he watches on those dodgy sites! ;)


ANDY CARROLL!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Damn straight chief! Also Van needs to cut out the amount of porn he watches on those dodgy sites! ;)


ANDY CARROLL!!!

Yup those 'adult interest' sites will do all kinds of damage! :D

STUART DOWNING!!!

[Steve Austin]

Yup those 'adult interest' sites will do all kinds of damage! :D

STUART DOWNING!!!

Haha. textbook Van #Dirtyboy



JONJO SHELVEY!!!!!!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha. textbook Van #Dirtyboy



JONJO SHELVEY!!!!!!!!

That's probably where he's gone! Clear his browser history! :D



STEVEN GERRARD!!!!

[Steve Austin]

That's probably where he's gone! Clear his browser history! :D



STEVEN GERRARD!!!!

Haha, sounds about right...


CRAIG BELLAMY!!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha, sounds about right...


CRAIG BELLAMY!!!!


Damn Straight :D



ROBBIE SIMP....... Oh wait!! :D

[Steve Austin]

Damn Straight :D



ROBBIE SIMP....... Oh wait!! :D

Haha, you and your old ways :rolleyes:

KENNY DALGLISH!!!!!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha, you and your old ways :rolleyes:

KENNY DALGLISH!!!!!!!

Ha! Keeps you entertained!!




ALAN HANSEN!!!!!

[Steve Austin]

Ha! Keeps you entertained!!




ALAN HANSEN!!!!!

Pretty much anything does ;) Ooh bright colours :p



LUIS SUAREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Pretty much anything does ;) Ooh bright colours :p



LUIS SUAREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!

HaHa!! Strange textures! :D



MARK LAWRENSON

[Steve Austin]

HaHa!! Strange textures! :D



MARK LAWRENSON

Haha smooth.



STEVE FINNAN!!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha smooth.



STEVE FINNAN!!!!

This shit got bizarre! :p




RONNIE ROSENTHAL!!!

[Steve Austin]

This shit got bizarre! :p




RONNIE ROSENTHAL!!!

Haha damn straight!



IGOR BISCAN!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/b947b79a2409edb88d5df2aaa33999b1/http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt250/superdoublepumpkin/cn0103.png



JERZY DUDEK!!!

[Steve Austin]

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/b947b79a2409edb88d5df2aaa33999b1/http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt250/superdoublepumpkin/cn0103.png



JERZY DUDEK!!!

Haha don't you mean Martin Skrtel ;)



JARI LITMANEN!!!!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5005/chuck-norris-was-here.jpg


SALIF DIAO!!!

[Steve Austin]

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5005/chuck-norris-was-here.jpg


SALIF DIAO!!!

Haha nice.

I'm off to watch Smackdown now so I'll be on tomorrow chief (early start gotta play some football :) ) I'll leave ya with a few!


ANTHONY LE TALLEC!!!!

BOLO ZENDEN!!!

STEPHANE HENCHOZ!!!!

SCOTT CARSON!!!!

MOMO SISSOKO!!!

ANDREY VORONIN!!!

HARRY KEWELL!!!

MILAN BAROS!!!

EMILE HESKEY!!!

PATRICK BERGER!!!

VLADIMIR SMICER!!!

See ya later big chief!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha nice.

I'm off to watch Smackdown now so I'll be on tomorrow chief (early start gotta play some football :) ) I'll leave ya with a few!


ANTHONY LE TALLEC!!!!

BOLO ZENDEN!!!

STEPHANE HENCHOZ!!!!

SCOTT CARSON!!!!

MOMO SISSOKO!!!

ANDREY VORONIN!!!

HARRY KEWELL!!!

MILAN BAROS!!!

EMILE HESKEY!!!

PATRICK BERGER!!!

VLADIMIR SMICER!!!

See ya later big chief!!

Sweet! Was just about to say I'm off too! Have a good 'un! :)

[Juvenile Junkie]

Haha don't you mean Martin Skrtel ;)JARI LITMANEN!!!!!!A well respected great player

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I love F.A. Cup weekends! Especially if there's a giant killing! :)

[VanHooliganX]

I love F.A. Cup weekends! Especially if there's a giant killing! :)
Usually is :)

Even if its something like Coventry beating Southampton who're opposite ends of there leagues. You know it still means a lot to Coventry fans.

[Tomsta666]

Well BORO are at home to Shrewsbury, i'm a little bit worried tbh.
Since we got dumped out of the cup last year by Burton Albion!! :D

I tried to round up a few mates to go, but they weren't having any of it :(

[VanHooliganX]

Well BORO are at home to Shrewsbury, i'm a little bit worried tbh.
Since we got dumped out of the cup last year by Burton Albion!! :D

I tried to round up a few mates to go, but they weren't having any of it :(

Don't worry pal. I have the same problem.

My Newcastle mate is seriously refusing to watch Toonited vs City :(

He says I can come watch them vs QPR but i'd rather watch Seria A (Don't worry JJ, I was joking. I'm never that desperate.)

[VanHooliganX]

'wow, exactly how I left it' - Thierry Henry on Arsenals trophy cabinet

[VanHooliganX]

Birmingham 0 - 0 Wolves

Just so I have the scores reading and as a teaser for the points of the contest ;D

Steve Austin - 1
SZ - 0
PH200 - 0
VHX - 1
Steve Orton - 0
k-jam - 0
Wade - 0
Rob - 0
TMIMC - 0
SL - 0
THBK - 0
TBOZ - 1
Notsheamus - 0

I'll add the d&r vs Milwall match in 15 mins too but this is just a taster!

All can still change :)

[Juvenile Junkie]

'wow, exactly how I left it' - Thierry Henry on Arsenals trophy cabinetLike Bobby Charlton and England's trophy cabinet.Although its not a cabinet,its probably just a chair.

[VanHooliganX]

Like Bobby Charlton and England's trophy cabinet.Although its not a cabinet,its probably just a chair.


Oh hey Greece. Decided to qualify AND score for once. Yeah, yeah I see you won that European Cup a few years back. Although its about as shiny now as Denmarks, Russias(USSR) and Czech Republics are. Wow, come to think of it. What a prestigious cup!!! [/sarcasm]


How about you South Africa. Congrats on hosting and qualif--Oh...Oh yeah.

Whats that south africa? WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6ljLSOkbY

[Robareid]

Come on MK Dons, big game for us today against QPR, a win would be absolutely HUGE

[VanHooliganX]

haha Another 0-0. I'd laugh if every game today finished 0-0 lol It would be quite something.

So Dag & Red drew to Milwall 0-0. Another replay on the cards!

Here are the next points update for this.

The next 1 you see will be majorly different since matches left, right and up! :)


Steve Austin - 1
SZ - 0
PH200 - 0
VHX - 1
Steve Orton - 0
k-jam - 0
Wade - 0
Rob - 2
TMIMC - 0
SL - 0
THBK - 0
TBOZ - 1
Notsheamus - 0

Fun fact: Everyone guessed that match wrong. Excluding Rob who guessed the exact scoreline and gains the lead!

[VanHooliganX]

Come on MK Dons, big game for us today against QPR, a win would be absolutely HUGE
Guessing you're a Liverpool and MKD fan then?

[Robareid]

Guessing you're a Liverpool and MKD fan then?

MK Dons is my local team (well, after Buckingham Athletic) and Liverpool is the team I've always supported

And BOOM! top of the charts for today (so far)

[Tomsta666]

Millwall failing to beat Dagenham and Redbridge has shot my accumulator to shit all ready! :(

Football... it's a funny old game :rolleyes:

[VanHooliganX]

MK Dons is my local team (well, after Buckingham Athletic) and Liverpool is the team I've always supported

And BOOM! top of the charts for today (so far)

Kinda the same then.
Hull City is mine (Behind my towns team thats in tier 9)

Although I just can't get behind them because the fans are assholes :(

It was nice to have a Yorkshire side back in tier 1 though for awhile.

[Steve Austin]

I'm back guys after a great session of football :)

COME ON UPSETS!

[Robareid]

Buckingham Athletic are also a tier 9 team. I'd start going to watch them if they got into tier 8, as that's where it starts getting a little serious

[VanHooliganX]

Buckingham Athletic are also a tier 9 team. I'd start going to watch them if they got into tier 8, as that's where it starts getting a little serious

Aye same. My town got promoted too but declined because of administration problems. Which is major BS since they have a millionaire backing them.

[Robareid]

Aye same. My town got promoted too but declined because of administration problems. Which is major BS since they have a millionaire backing them.

Lol, we just managed to keep our ground. They couldn't afford to pay the rent on it so were about to get evicted, but they held a fete thingy and made a couple of grand so tht's tiding them over for a bit. Oh, and some guy died too and left them some money which was nice of him. They should be fine for a little while

[Juvenile Junkie]

Oh hey Greece. Decided to qualify AND score for once. Yeah, yeah I see you won that European Cup a few years back. Although its about as shiny now as Denmarks, Russias(USSR) and Czech Republics are. Wow, come to think of it. What a prestigious cup!!! [/sarcasm] How about you South Africa. Congrats on hosting and qualif--Oh...Oh yeah.Whats that south africa? WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6ljLSOkbYAtleast we can host FIFA tournaments.....you can't.Funny how your cricket team are half South African.Yes but Greece don't think they're the greatest football nation ever and act like arrogant door knobs and get consumed by their jealousy and envy of more succesful nations like Germany,Spain and Italy...........which by no small coincidence are the homes of Bundesliga,La Liga and Serie A.

[Juvenile Junkie]

Scottish FA Cup this weekend too! C'mon Celtic!

[Juvenile Junkie]

Swindon on the brink of an uoset vs Wigan,leading 2 - 1.Sir Ian's team are in round 4

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I have seen this many bites, since I watched all the jaws films in chronological order! :D

[Robareid]

Damn, QPR got an equaliser right at the death against the Dons :(

Well, atleast we didn't lose

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Swindon knocking out Wigan!! That's the magic of the cup! :)

[VanHooliganX]

Swindon knocking out Wigan!! That's the magic of the cup! :)

Goddamnit. I knew they would as well...:(

[Juvenile Junkie]

Swindon knocking out Wigan!! That's the magic of the cup! :)Absurdly,they have an Italian manager,scandelous,a person from that rathole Serie A.

[Steve Austin]

Absurdly,they have an Italian manager,scandelous,a person from that rathole Serie A.

How can you say such things?!?! DI CANIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;)


Only one shock today then, Everton somehow beating Tamworth :0

;)

[VanHooliganX]

How can you say such things?!?! DI CANIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;)


Only one shock today then, Everton somehow beating Tamworth :0

;)


Haha Stevenage beat Reading.

A little history.

Last year Stevenage knockout Newcastle out and then lost to Reading. Who were then knockout out by City (The winners)

[Steve Austin]

Haha Stevenage beat Reading.

A little history.

Last year Stevenage knockout Newcastle out and then lost to Reading. Who were then knockout out by City (The winners)

Nice, another bit of history for ya. Alex Ferguson is a cock...



http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405120_271665546230510_197324680331264_783448_2045 142268_n.jpg

;)

[Pumpkinhead]

Nice, another bit of history for ya. Alex Ferguson is a cock...



http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405120_271665546230510_197324680331264_783448_2045 142268_n.jpg

;)

1179

He may be a cock, but at least he gets the job done ;)

[Pumpkinhead]

Lol my image is too small!!

[Steve Austin]

1179

He may be a cock, but at least he gets the job done ;)

Haha great picture chief!

Haha I'll give him his credit, he's a good manager the red faced prick :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Absurdly,they have an Italian manager,scandelous,a person from that rathole Serie A.

Your posts are great for helping with insomnia! :D

[VanHooliganX]

Your posts are great for helping with insomnia! :D

I'm thinking of pasting that vuvuzela video everytime he posts now :P

[VanHooliganX]

Ugh dreaded this moment. Cya all on the other side. (gunna do the results now)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Ugh dreaded this moment. Cya all on the other side. (gunna do the results now)

See you tomorrow then! :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm thinking of pasting that vuvuzela video everytime he posts now :P

Ha! :D I'll post fish-hook! :D

[Juvenile Junkie]

Nice, another bit of history for ya. Alex Ferguson is a cock...http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405120_271665546230510_197324680331264_783448_2045 142268_n.jpg;)Can only imagine the uproar if I had posted this pic.If you think Fergie is a,well I'm not gonna say it because he is the best british manager ever along with the late Sir Bobby Robson,but,you might be in for a shock(and a lot of agony) when Mourinho or Guardiola take over one day.

[Steve Austin]

Can only imagine the uproar if I had posted this pic.If you think Fergie is a,well I'm not gonna say it because he is the best british manager ever along with the late Sir Bobby Robson,but,you might be in for a shock(and a lot of agony) when Mourinho or Guardiola take over one day.

He is great but the Utd fans love the banter ;)

[Juvenile Junkie]

I'm thinking of pasting that vuvuzela video everytime he posts now :PAh yes,the vuvuzela,another excuse to England's failed World Cup campaign.

[Steve Austin]

Ah yes,the vuvuzela,another excuse to England's failed World Cup campaign.

I often go with:

Damn you Germany, you're so good!

Why is Upson playing?

Why the hell is Heskey playing?

[Pumpkinhead]

I often go with:

Damn you Germany, you're so good!

Why is Upson playing?

Why the hell is Heskey playing?

I often go with:

Damn you Germany, you're so good!

They do have a great team!

Why is Upson playing?

Typical Capello mistake

Why the hell is Heskey playing?

Because he is a GOD!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

They finally have achieved the impossible then: Some one has had a humour bypass! :D

[VanHooliganX]

Ah yes,the vuvuzela,another excuse to England's failed World Cup campaign.

Not really. If that was true it would've knocked us out in the group stage.

But hey. At least you'll be remembered for the annoying zela then the piss poor matches.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Booyah! Back over here! :D

[Steve Austin]

I often go with:

Damn you Germany, you're so good!

They do have a great team!

Why is Upson playing?

Typical Capello mistake

Why the hell is Heskey playing?

Because he is a GOD!!!

Haha nice one you Pumpkin head ;)

[Steve Austin]

Booyah! Back over here! :D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I got Xbox Live back today and just played on Head to Head seasons, I was Man City and this guy was Real Madrid. I beat him 3-1 and absolutely destroyde him! I've still got it!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I got Xbox Live back today and just played on Head to Head seasons, I was Man City and this guy was Real Madrid. I beat him 3-1 and absolutely destroyde him! I've still got it!

Xbox? What's that? Can't get these games on my Spectrum ZX80! :D

[Steve Austin]

Xbox? What's that? Can't get these game on my Spectrum ZX80! :D

Haha brilliant chief! :)

#GottaLoveTheOldJokes

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha brilliant chief! :)

#GottaLoveTheOldJokes

The old ones are the best ones! :p

[Steve Austin]

The old ones are the best ones! :p

I only have one rule, new is always better :p

(An HIMYM quote there for a fan if there are any in here!)

FA Cup highlights 10.45pm on ITV! (I think)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I only have one rule, new is always better :p

(An HIMYM quote there for a fan if there are any in here!)

FA Cup highlights 10.45pm on ITV! (I think)

Not a fan! Although Hannigan is lovely! :)

[Steve Austin]

Not a fan! Although Hannigan is lovely! :)

:( Thats a shame.

She is damn fine! I'd give it to her again Hannigan ;) (that was for you chief)

What about Cobie Smulders?

[Wade Barrett 1979]

:( Thats a shame.

She is damn fine! I'd give it to her again Hannigan ;) (that was for you chief)

What about Cobie Smulders?

Ha! Nice word play! :D

Nope not over awed by Cobie!

[Steve Austin]

Ha! Nice word play! :D

Nope not over awed by Cobie!

Cheers chief! I knew you would appreciate it.

We'll see about that...

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/maxim2/Maxim/Images/2010/11/cobie-smulders_l3.jpg

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Cheers chief! I knew you would appreciate it.

We'll see about that...

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/maxim2/Maxim/Images/2010/11/cobie-smulders_l3.jpg

Nice try chief! :p I just don't find her face 'attractive' at all!

[Steve Austin]

Nice try chief! :p I just don't find her face 'attractive' at all!

Fair play chief!

You can't blame a guy for trying :p

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2IrYc-xJgss/SlL6GLf7j1I/AAAAAAAAA4w/qvr45rTiRIQ/s400/alyson+hannigan-011.jpg

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Fair play chief!

You can't blame a guy for trying :p

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2IrYc-xJgss/SlL6GLf7j1I/AAAAAAAAA4w/qvr45rTiRIQ/s400/alyson+hannigan-011.jpg

Now her, I just find cute! Lovely mouth too! (In a non perverse way, Steven!)

Woohoo! Dodgeball on Channel 4! :)

I've just noticed, I can't post in the movies and music section anymore! The text boxes don't work for me! :(

[Steve Austin]

Now her, I just find cute! Lovely mouth too!

Woohoo! Dodgeball on Channel 4! :)

I've just noticed, I can't post in the movies and music section anymore! The text boxes don't work for me! :(

She is very cute, lucky Jason Segel in HIMYM (He's a great guy)

Ooh Dodgeball, nice. Ben Stiller is hilarious in that (The ending is genius :p)

Unlucky pal, better in that section that this one though ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

She is very cute, lucky Jason Segel in HIMYM (He's a great guy)

Ooh Dodgeball, nice. Ben Stiller is hilarious in that (The ending is genius :p)

Unlucky pal, better in that section that this one though ;)

Did you notice my edit? Next to the bit about her mouth! :D

Damn straight! I'd be savage if it was in this section! :p

[Steve Austin]

Did you notice my edit? Next to the bit about her mouth! :D

Damn straight! I'd be savage if it was in this section! :p

Haha brilliant chief, you know exactly what I was thinking :p

No one calls me Steven, not even my mum! ;)

It would be a tragedy, you're 25% of the reason I post here :) (bring in the love)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha brilliant chief, you know exactly what I was thinking :p

No one calls me Steven, not even my mum! ;)

It would be a tragedy, you're 25% of the reason I post here :) (bring in the love)

I can read you like a book! :)

I bet she only calls you Steven, when she's shouting at you for being naughty! :p

Yeah, nothing wrong with bringing the bro love! :D

[Steve Austin]

I can read you like a book!

I bet she only calls you Steven, when she's shouting at you for being naughty!

Yeah, nothing wrong with bringing the bro love!

Haha it was textbook Steve :rolleyes:

I'm not naughty! Britani likes to call me Steven :p I then slap her in the face :D

#DamnStraight #Broseph #Bromance

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha it was textbook Steve :rolleyes:

I'm not naughty! Britani likes to call me Steven :p I then slap her in the face :D

#DamnStraight #Broseph #Bromance

Damn straight!

Oi, no slapping Britani! She's too gorgeous! :)

[Steve Austin]

Damn straight!

Oi, no slapping Britani! She's too gorgeous! :)

Haha, she asked for it....She likes to be naughty ;) :p (perverted face emotion)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha, she asked for it....She likes to be naughty ;) :p (perverted face emotion)

Ha! You think Frank could create one for you? :D

[Steve Austin]

Ha! You think Frank could create one for you? :D

Haha would be brilliant.

I doubt it though, it might make the forum seem too...rapey ;)

By the way:

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/9/91/Britani-Knight.jpg

I took this the first night after me and BK hooked up, she did this after I asked "How was it?" ;) Too much? ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha would be brilliant.

I doubt it though, it might make the forum seem too...rapey ;)

By the way:

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/9/91/Britani-Knight.jpg

I took this the first night after me and BK hooked up, she did this after I asked "How was it?" ;) Too much? ;)

As long as it's not in my Britani thread! Which she now how access to, thanks to giddy! :D

[Steve Austin]

As long as it's not in my Britani thread! Which she now how access to, thanks to giddy! :D

Haha, give the kid a break, he's young, he will make mistakes. You were once yo.. Oh no you weren't, my bad ;)

I'll talk to her next week, see if she wants to set any boundaries....And then she will get it! :p

I can't stop myself!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha, give the kid a break, he's young, he will make mistakes. You were once yo.. Oh no you weren't, my bad ;)

I'll talk to her next week, see if she wants to set any boundaries....And then she will get it! :p

I can't stop myself!

Ha! I know! :D

Hey, I was a medical marvel! Nobody was born in their 30's before! :D

You've entered pervy overdrive! :p

[Steve Austin]

Haha, it's hard to stop once you're in pervy overdrive! ;) She likes it that way though :p

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100606065644/friends/images/thumb/0/0b/RossGeller.jpg/300px-RossGeller.jpg

MEDICAL MARVEL! This guy right here! :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha, it's hard to stop once you're in pervy overdrive! ;) She likes it that way though :p

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100606065644/friends/images/thumb/0/0b/RossGeller.jpg/300px-RossGeller.jpg

MEDICAL MARVEL! This guy right here! :D

Friends Quotes!!! Oh My God! :p

[Steve Austin]

Friends Quotes!!! Oh My God! :p

Haha nice, everyone loves Friends. It's the greatest show around.

Cox and Aniston are damn fine aswell :p


This is my 900th post in this thread #WhoringRules #OnlyHalfOfThemHaveBeenFootballRelated ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha nice, everyone loves Friends. It's the greatest show around.

Cox and Aniston are damn fine aswell :p


This is my 900th post in this thread #WhoringRules #OnlyHalfOfThemHaveBeenFootballRelated ;)

I wouldn't say no to any of the 3 birds! :p

900!! You've pulled well ahead! This is our Chocolate Blades of Thunder now, with footy thrown in! :)

[Steve Austin]

I wouldn't say no to any of the 3 birds! :p

900!! You've pulled well ahead! This is our Chocolate Blades of Thunder now, with footy thrown in! :)

Yeah same but those 2 are especially fine :p

Haha damn straight! It's how I roll :D This one is better though!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yeah same but those 2 are especially fine :p

Haha damn straight! It's how I roll :D This one is better though!

It's the 2nd greatest thread! :p

Back in 5 mins chief!

[Steve Austin]

It's the greatest thread! I'm not gonna say my BK one is because she loves you more :p

Back in 5 mins chief!

No worries chief! It' alright I've got your back. ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

No worries chief! It' alright I've got your back. ;)

Cheers chief!

I love the training session in Dodgeball, when he's chucking spanners at them! :D

[Steve Austin]

Cheers chief!

I love the training session in Dodgeball, when he's chucking spanners at them! :D

Haha yeah it's great stuff! If you can dodge a spanner you can dodge a ball, haha quality coaching there from Patches!

(Did you see the edit?)

[VanHooliganX]

I leave to talk to the misses and I come back to Britani Knight kinky talk!

We have a thread for that already T_T (Unless theres a BKFC but I doubt it lol)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha yeah it's great stuff! If you can dodge a spanner you can dodge a ball, haha quality coaching there from Patches!

(Did you see the edit?)

Just noticed! You sly devil! :D

[Steve Austin]

I leave to talk to the misses and I come back to Britani Knight kinky talk!

We have a thread for that already T_T (Unless theres a BKFC but I doubt it lol)

Bernard Kirton Football Club (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=bkfc&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbkfc.co.uk%2F&ei=MM4IT97FL9KxhAfel8ylCQ&usg=AFQjCNGcQcalD2ps_eD5gjTi0SwDCg7FRA&cad=rja) Damn straigh chief! ;)


Just noticed! You sly devil! :D

Haha you love it! :p

[VanHooliganX]

Bernard Kirton Football Club (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=bkfc&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbkfc.co.uk%2F&ei=MM4IT97FL9KxhAfel8ylCQ&usg=AFQjCNGcQcalD2ps_eD5gjTi0SwDCg7FRA&cad=rja) Damn straigh chief! ;)





Haha you love it! :p
Did you really just call Britani, Bernard? XD

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I leave to talk to the misses and I come back to Britani Knight kinky talk!

We have a thread for that already T_T (Unless theres a BKFC but I doubt it lol)

It's just Steve being perverse! :p

[Steve Austin]

Did you really just call Britani, Bernard? XD

BKFC, ask and you shall receive! :p

She likes it when I call her Bernard, I don't know why but I'm not there to judge, I'm there to make sweet sweet love ;)

[Steve Austin]

It's just Steve being perverse! :p

Haha.

How dare you Wade! :rolleyes:

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha.

How dare you Wade! :rolleyes:

Look at your comment above the one I quoted! :D

[Steve Austin]

Look at your comment above the one I quoted! :D

What is perverse about that?


;)

[VanHooliganX]

Apparently posting on a forum a lot is bad.

God forbid you half SGs posts ;)

[Steve Austin]

Apparently posting on a forum a lot is bad.

God forbid you half SGs posts ;)

Haha, they're all just jealous of you V-man, I've got your back :P