The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

I hope he really does well there. It'll be nice seeing him back in English football. I want Jamie Redknapp back too! And Zidane...And Figo...

But not ronaldo. He's fat.

Same, him and Phillips up top, would of been deadly in the prem 10 years ago.

Jamie's knees are gone :p

Figo and Zidane for Madrid and get rid of Kaka and Di Maria :D

Haha smooth, bring back Raul!

#OldSchoolFTW

[JSullivan]

Same, him and Phillips up top, would of been deadly in the prem 10 years ago.

Jamie's knees are gone :p

Figo and Zidane for Madrid and get rid of Kaka and Di Maria :D

Haha smooth, bring back Raul!

#OldSchoolFTW

Yeah, Blackpool have a good enough strikeforce to go up again.

Kaka is another word for shit that kids us in south africa, not sure how it's spelt though. Says it all!!!

Zidane is beyond amazing. I reckon he can still run rings around most players now.

Figo was quality, now he's been reduced to Mens Hair adverts.

[Steve Austin]

Yeah, Blackpool have a good enough strikeforce to go up again.

Kaka is another word for shit that kids us in south africa, not sure how it's spelt though. Says it all!!!

Zidane is beyond amazing. I reckon he can still run rings around most players now.

Figo was quality, now he's been reduced to Mens Hair adverts.

Yeah they do but a poor defence, I think Southampton, West Ham and then Reading or Cardiff.

Haha smooth chief, I think it's spelt like that :p

Damn right, I freaking love Zidane! Figo is still great in those adverts :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was E. Honda:

http://mrbadak.com/wp-content/images/July2006/Zinedine Zidane Headbutt, E Honda.gif

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was Mario:

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/images/zidane-mario.gif

[Steve Austin]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was E. Honda:

http://mrbadak.com/wp-content/images/July2006/Zinedine%20Zidane%20Headbutt,%20E%20Honda.gif

Haha smooth chief :p

[Steve Austin]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was Mario:

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/images/zidane-mario.gif

Again, haha smooth chief :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was Ryu:

http://www.funnyheck.com/funnypicture/f876a99d87ebdd18f958cf21008b6fa6f1a5037c.gif

[Steve Austin]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was Ryu:

http://www.funnyheck.com/funnypicture/f876a99d87ebdd18f958cf21008b6fa6f1a5037c.gif

He's on a roll :D

http://www.freewebs.com/lmaopics/zidane_explosion.gif

[Y2Jryder]

Like the World Cup aint ever been Dutch. Can't be much then ;) lol

*waits for the curse you van*
Curse you Van!!!!!


Y2J Ryder and Sullivan I'll respond to your posts tomorrow so you'll actually see them :p
Respond to me dammit!

[Steve Austin]

Curse you Van!!!!!


Respond to me dammit!

Haha sorry chief I forgot, I'm on it now!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was a lamp post:

http://f.imagehost.org/0658/Zidane06.gif

[Y2Jryder]

Like the World Cup aint ever been Dutch. Can't be much then ;) lol

*waits for the curse you van*


It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was a lamp post:

http://f.imagehost.org/0658/Zidane06.gif
epic win
Nice Chief:D

[Y2Jryder]

I did something wrong,

CURSE YOU VAN!!

[Steve Austin]

Maybe Welbeck can play together with Rooney at Euro 2012, that would be good.

Robben was (just like all the other dutch players who played in Madrid) were victims of the new management that bought guys like Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema and so on. That's why all the dutch players had to leave except for Robben and Sneijder. But they decided both to leave because they would play more.

I would want to see Huntelaar in the EPL. Van Nistelrooy could make it in your competition so why shouldn't Huntelaar? They both Assassins in the box.

De Jong is still young and doing well for FC Twente. He scores on a weekly basic and can grow to become a really good player.

See ya:)

In order:

That would be good, playing well at Utd together, I want a Sturridge, Rooney and Welbeck front 3!

You're right there, they signed a load of players like that that never become as great as they could of at Madrid. Van Der Vaart as well!

Van Nistelrooy was that damn good! The best striker around at that point, don't think Huntelaar would be quite that good but we won't know until then.

I've seen enough De Jong to not want him at Liverpool, he may be young but I just don't see it.

I hope he proves me wrong :)

See ya? I ain't going! :D

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGOZgELbK_c

TAKE THIS VAN!

[Y2Jryder]

In order:

That would be good, playing well at Utd together, I want a Sturridge, Rooney and Welbeck front 3!

You're right there, they signed a load of players like that that never become as great as they could of at Madrid. Van Der Vaart as well!

Van Nistelrooy was that damn good! The best striker around at that point, don't think Huntelaar would be quite that good but we won't know until then.

I've seen enough De Jong to not want him at Liverpool, he may be young but I just don't see it.

I hope he proves me wrong :)

See ya? I ain't going! :D

De Jong > Carroll dude

and his brother is playing for Ajax:D

[Steve Austin]

CURSE YOU VAN!!!

That was fun :)

[Steve Austin]

De Jong > Carroll dude

and his brother is playing for Ajax:D

Not when Liverpool signed him :p

Luke De Jong > Siem De Jong.

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.deweekkrant.nl/images/library/pictures/00/86/77/3c/3_19thwinttwente4.jpg

[Steve Austin]

http://www.deweekkrant.nl/images/library/pictures/00/86/77/3c/3_19thwinttwente4.jpg

They both look disappointed to be there.

I would if I played in that league :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was Kirby:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/eswiftfire/kirby.gif

[Y2Jryder]

Not when Liverpool signed him :p

Luke De Jong > Siem De Jong.
Carroll > Luuk de Jong (before he went to liverpool)

I want Luke in Ajax together with his brother. that would be amazing:D

[Y2Jryder]

They both look disappointed to be there.

I would if I played in that league :D
most exciting and unpredictable league in Europe #FACT

[Steve Austin]

Carroll > Luuk de Jong (before he went to liverpool)

I want Luke in Ajax together with his brother. that would be amazing:D

Carroll > Ajax :p

He probably will move to Ajax unless someone snaps him up. Probably Newcastle!

http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/andy-carroll-lookalike-avatar.jpg

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was Leonidas:

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc354/Kazuki_2880/1205565506680.gif

[Steve Austin]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was Leonidas:

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc354/Kazuki_2880/1205565506680.gif

Haha calm it down chief :p

[Steve Austin]

The English Premier League is the most exciting and unpredictable league in the World #FACT

Yeah that's the truth!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was a cat assassin:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/maestros/Humor/Zidane_saves.gif

[Steve Austin]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was a cat assassin:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/maestros/Humor/Zidane_saves.gif

WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!

Haha.

[Y2Jryder]

Carroll > Ajax :p

He probably will move to Ajax unless someone snaps him up. Probably Newcastle!

http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/andy-carroll-lookalike-avatar.jpg

The bolded:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL_2N5ysTHk

Twente won't let him go to Ajax and I think he's too expensive for us

[Y2Jryder]

Yeah that's the truth!

How is the EPL unpredictable?

[Y2Jryder]

It wasn't Zidane at the World Cup, it was a cat assassin:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/maestros/Humor/Zidane_saves.gif


WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!

Haha.

oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve Austin]

The bolded:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL_2N5ysTHk

Twente won't let him go to Ajax and I think he's too expensive for us

You never know! Yes I did just say that :p


How is the EPL unpredictable?

Worst team in the league Blackburn beat Man Utd 3-2 at Old Trafford.

City beat Utd 6-1

City beat Spurs 5-1

Newcastle beat Utd 3-0

Arsenal came back from 2-0 down and beat Spurs 5-2

Arsenal beat Chelsea 5-3 after losing at half time.

Blackburn beat Arsenal 4-3

Swansea beat Arsenal 3-2

Wigan won a game.

Newcastle 2-0 down with 10 minutes to go against Spurs and draw 2-2 then lose 5-0 the next time.

Chelsea 3-0 up and draw 3-3 with Man Utd.

That's just the ones I can remember now and they are all this season!

[Y2Jryder]

You never know! Yes I did just say that :p



Worst team in the league Blackburn beat Man Utd 3-2 at Old Trafford.

City beat Utd 6-1

City beat Spurs 5-1

Newcastle beat Utd 3-0

Arsenal came back from 2-0 down and beat Spurs 5-2

Arsenal beat Chelsea 5-3 after losing at half time.

Blackburn beat Arsenal 4-3

Swansea beat Arsenal 3-2

Wigan won a game.

Newcastle 2-0 down with 10 minutes to go against Spurs and draw 2-2 then lose 5-0 the next time.

Chelsea 3-0 up and draw 3-3 with Man Utd.

That's just the ones I can remember now and they are all this season!And in the end ManU is on top.

We have some surprises every fucking week but you have to follow our competition to know it (can't blame you for not doing it:p)

You don't have the most unpredictable league but still the best league. And it's damn entertaining to watch

[Steve Austin]

And in the end ManU is on top.

We have some surprises every fucking week but you have to follow our competition to know it (can't blame you for not doing it:p)

You don't have the most unpredictable league but still the best league. And it's damn entertaining to watch

Chelsea won it 2 years ago Man Utd last year and it looks like City this year, that's not Man Utd always on top!

This season has been the EPL's most unpredictable, it's been crazy!

#BestInTheWorld

I'll give the Dutch league credit, it's great to watch, very unpredictable, I only watch games on ESPN and they're only on 1 or 2 times a week.

Ajax play exceptional football!

[Y2Jryder]

and Carroll doesn't play exceptional football so that means Ajax > Carroll
We beat ManU at Old Trafford so that means Ajax > Liverpool

#BestInTheWorld

[Steve Austin]

and Carroll doesn't play exceptional football so that means Ajax > Carroll
We beat ManU at Old Trafford so that means Ajax > Liverpool

#BestInTheWorld

Carroll does!

Liverpool beat Man Utd 4-1 at Old Trafford.

Liverpool > Ajax > Man Utd

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM&feature=related

Good fixtures ahead XD

[Steve Austin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM&feature=related

Good fixtures ahead XD

Haha I love that!

Mitchell and Webb FTW!

[Steve Austin]

60% of the time, it works every time!

[Tomsta666]

Yeah they do but a poor defence, I think Southampton, West Ham and then Reading or Cardiff.

Haha smooth chief, I think it's spelt like that :p

Damn right, I freaking love Zidane! Figo is still great in those adverts :D

Were not out of it yet Punk :D
Yes Reading are the form team, but is that going to last till May? I don't think so.

[Steve Austin]

As much as I want Boro to go up I don't see it. Hopefully they prove me wrong :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Todays transfer nipple tassels:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/

[VanHooliganX]

Premier League contest has 26 people in it (with 2 joke ones of Kurt Angles 1 week predictions and JJ being the other joke) which makes us more than off the NFL 1 now :)


3rd is pretty good considering how big WWE and TNAs are since this is a wrestling forum :)

Nice 1 guys :D

[VanHooliganX]

Todays transfer nipple tassels:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/


Wait, what!?

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Wait, what!?

http://www.theoraclespeaks.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/North-Korea-300x300.jpg

[B-MCINTYRE]

http://www.theoraclespeaks.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/North-Korea-300x300.jpg

This reminds me. I'm going to win the Premier league prediction contest!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

This reminds me. I'm going to win the Premier league prediction contest!

That's not the trophy you know!

[Steve Austin]

Played tennis from 10 until 3 and got a football match tonight.

#LikeABoss #ComboOfFedererAndGerrard

[B-MCINTYRE]

That's not the trophy you know!

I know ...

[Steve Austin]

Liverpool 2 - 1 Arsenal
Blackburn 1 - 1 Villa
WBA 1 - 3 Chelsea
Wigan 0- 1 Swansea
Man City 3 - 0 Bolton
Stoke 1 - 1 Norwich
QPR 1 - 2 Everton

4th March

Newcastle 1 - 1 Sunderland
Fulham 2 - 1 Wolves
Spurs 1 - 2 Man United

[B-MCINTYRE]

Liverpool 2 - 1 Arsenal
Blackburn 1 - 1 Villa
WBA 1 - 3 Chelsea
Wigan 0- 1 Swansea
Man City 3 - 0 Bolton
Stoke 1 - 1 Norwich
QPR 1 - 2 Everton

4th March

Newcastle 1 - 1 Sunderland
Fulham 2 - 1 Wolves
Spurs 1 - 2 Man United
3rd March

Liverpool 3 - 0 Arsenal
Blackburn 1 - 2 Villa
WBA 1 - 0 Chelsea
Wigan 0- 1 Swansea
Man City 6 - 0 Bolton
Stoke 3- 2 Norwich
QPR 1 - 4 Everton

4th March

Newcastle 4 - 1 Sunderland
Fulham 3 - 3 Wolves
Spurs 0 - 2 Man United

[Steve Austin]

3rd March

Liverpool 3 - 0 Arsenal
Blackburn 1 - 2 Villa
WBA 1 - 0 Chelsea
Wigan 0- 1 Swansea
Man City 6 - 0 Bolton
Stoke 3- 2 Norwich
QPR 1 - 4 Everton

4th March

Newcastle 4 - 1 Sunderland
Fulham 3 - 3 Wolves
Spurs 0 - 2 Man United

I know wrong thread, the tennis took it out of me :p

[Steve Austin]

Played tennis from 10 until 3 and got a football match tonight.

#LikeABoss #ComboOfFedererAndGerrard

#LikeABoss #ICouldBePro

[B-MCINTYRE]

I know wrong thread, the tennis took it out of me :p

How good are my guesses. gonna get 100%

[Steve Austin]

How good are my guesses. gonna get 100%

They're pretty good I'd say. I think you'll probably do better than me :p

Good call with the Liverpool games! These are always tight though!

[B-MCINTYRE]

They're pretty good I'd say. I think you'll probably do better than me :p

Good call with the Liverpool games! These are always tight though!

I picked a 6-0 result, I'm still gonna get 100%

[Steve Austin]

I picked a 6-0 result, I'm still gonna get 100%

If it's gonna happen it would be Man City vs either Bolton, Arsenal or Man Utd so I don't doubt it :p

[B-MCINTYRE]

If it's gonna happen it would be Man City vs either Bolton, Arsenal or Man Utd so I don't doubt it :p

So Bolton are bad?

[Steve Austin]

So Bolton are bad?

One of the worst in the league! Like Arsenal!

I gotta go chief, got some things to do before I kick some serious as at football :p

#ImSuchAnAthlete

[Steve Austin]

Arsenal's two best players (Van Persie & Vermaelen) are doubts for Saturday :)

Promising for Liverpool if they can't play, hopefully Walcott does and Enrique will have him on a leash!

We have Agger and probably Gerrard out though :(

Still, COYR!

[VanHooliganX]

One of the worst in the league! Like Arsenal!

I gotta go chief, got some things to do before I kick some serious as at football :p

#ImSuchAnAthlete

While Steve does speak the truth about Bolton.
This years season has been the most unpredictable. Even with the weak bunch. You don't know if you're going to get an unstoppable force to be reckoned with or 11 people with no arms and legs playing.

[Steve Austin]

While Steve does speak the truth about Bolton.
This years season has been the most unpredictable. Even with the weak bunch. You don't know if you're going to get an unstoppable force to be reckoned with or 11 people with no arms and legs playing.

Haha.

Damn right, I love the unpredictability of this season and the word unpredictability :D

They did rip Liverpool apart though :(

[Destruction]

Arsenal's two best players (Van Persie & Vermaelen) are doubts for Saturday :)

Promising for Liverpool if they can't play, hopefully Walcott does and Enrique will have him on a leash!

We have Agger and probably Gerrard out though :(

Still, COYR!

#ynwa

My brain says 1 a piece, but I have a feeling Liverpool will win 2-0

[Steve Austin]

#ynwa

My brain says 1 a piece, but I have a feeling Liverpool will win 2-0

Same chief, I can't see Arsenal scoring if RVP is out, then again Agger is out :/

I need this win for more than Liverpool,

I hate being mocked by Arsenal fans, they win this they're gonna think they're good :(

[VanHooliganX]

Same chief, I can't see Arsenal scoring if RVP is out, then again Agger is out :/

I need this win for more than Liverpool,

I hate being mocked by Arsenal fans, they win this they're gonna think they're good :(

Being a City fan I have the best comeback against them.

"Oh you're Arsenal fan? Thanks for Clichy, Nasri and a few others. We'll take RVP next season of your hands."

Oh how it pisses them off.

What? If you have the cash to buy someones best players you may as well rub it in ;D

[Steve Austin]

Being a City fan I have the best comeback against them.

"Oh you're Arsenal fan? Thanks for Clichy, Nasri and a few others. We'll take RVP next season of your hands."

Oh how it pisses them off.

What? If you have the cash to buy someones best players you may as well rub it in ;D

Haha smooth I like it!

I use the trophy one of Arsenal fans, winds them right up as well! :D

Damn right, I'd love it if Liverpool had that kind of money, it's why I don't say they're only good because they have money, anyone would love their club to get that kind of investment, makes the Prem even better as well!

(Unless they beat Liverpool but I still never say it about City :D )

[VanHooliganX]

Haha smooth I like it!

I use the trophy one of Arsenal fans, winds them right up as well! :D

Damn right, I'd love it if Liverpool had that kind of money, it's why I don't say they're only good because they have money, anyone would love their club to get that kind of investment, makes the Prem even better as well!

(Unless they beat Liverpool but I still never say it about City :D )

I have a bit of respect for the club. Maybe not all their fans but I could go into any team and say a good chunk of there fans are dipshits.

Aye. Just hoping we can have a great end to the season. I'm really expecting us to run into United in the semis of the EL with both our teams luck and lose in the final lol but a Manchester derby final would really give the champions league final a run for its money. City vs United this season has always been entertaining.

I think we won the battle against Liverpool. Us gaining the 3-0 win over you in the premier league may clinch us 1st or drop you down a position (Although I'd be pointing to the stupid amount of draws you've had against weaker teams but either works) but you guys had the last laugh with the semi-final win/Savic being a waste of space.

[Steve Austin]

I have a bit of respect for the club. Maybe not all their fans but I could go into any team and say a good chunk of there fans are dipshits.

Aye. Just hoping we can have a great end to the season. I'm really expecting us to run into United in the semis of the EL with both our teams luck and lose in the final lol but a Manchester derby final would really give the champions league final a run for its money. City vs United this season has always been entertaining.

I think we won the battle against Liverpool. Us gaining the 3-0 win over you in the premier league may clinch us 1st or drop you down a position (Although I'd be pointing to the stupid amount of draws you've had against weaker teams but either works) but you guys had the last laugh with the semi-final win/Savic being a waste of space.

I don't :D All the ones I know are annoying!

I'm confident in City, I hope they win both. Yeah a Manchester final would be great, doesn't look like an English team will be in the CL final so it will be better even if one Manchester team makes it :p

I couldn't see it going any other way than 5th or 6th for Liverpool, rebuilding phase and in need of a trophy, I'd love 4th but as confident as I was/still am, it doesn't look likely. Tge draws are the main thing, we did the same thing a few years back and come 2nd, 3rd and 4th, shows how much stronger the league has got.

Should of beat City at home in the league but Hart was great.

Didn't deserve a 3-0 defeat, Hart was good, City were just way more clinical, Liverpool have wasted so many damn chances!

The League Cup semi final win was swaaheeet :D

Once again Hart was great, it felt like a European game though, how I miss those on a Tuesday/Wednesday games :(

Atleast we don't have Savic though! Haha.

[VanHooliganX]

I don't :D All the ones I know are annoying!

I'm confident in City, I hope they win both. Yeah a Manchester final would be great, doesn't look like an English team will be in the CL final so it will be better even if one Manchester team makes it :p

I couldn't see it going any other way than 5th or 6th for Liverpool, rebuilding phase and in need of a trophy, I'd love 4th but as confident as I was/still am, it doesn't look likely. Tge draws are the main thing, we did the same thing a few years back and come 2nd, 3rd and 4th, shows how much stronger the league has got.

Should of beat City at home in the league but Hart was great.

Didn't deserve a 3-0 defeat, Hart was good, City were just way more clinical, Liverpool have wasted so many damn chances!

The League Cup semi final win was swaaheeet :D

Once again Hart was great, it felt like a European game though, how I miss those on a Tuesday/Wednesday games :(

Atleast we don't have Savic though! Haha.

For Savic I'm, for now, putting it down as his first season and needs time to adapt.

I was going to do that with Aguero since whenever he usually has gone he has needed 1 season to get into it but he's been 1 of the best finishers this year.

[Steve Austin]

For Savic I'm, for now, putting it down as his first season and needs time to adapt.

I was going to do that with Aguero since whenever he usually has gone he has needed 1 season to get into it but he's been 1 of the best finishers this year.

Put it down to whatever, he's usless :D

I'm glad he turned down Liverpool for City, we got Coates and the Carling Cup :p

I love Aguero, he's so damn good and he works as hard as players without his ability, gotta appreciate that!

I was expecting him to flop a bit too.

[VanHooliganX]

Put it down to whatever, he's usless :D

I'm glad he turned down Liverpool for City, we got Coates and the Carling Cup :p

I love Aguero, he's so damn good and he works as hard as players without his ability, gotta appreciate that!

I was expecting him to flop a bit too.

Aye. But I'm hoping he improves so we can just say it was 1 shitty season.

Aye. Plus if Aguero and Tevez start to play together I think that could be a dangerous tag team.

Maybe not Dwight and Cole good but you never know.

[Steve Austin]

Aye. But I'm hoping he improves so we can just say it was 1 shitty season.

Aye. Plus if Aguero and Tevez start to play together I think that could be a dangerous tag team.

Maybe not Dwight and Cole good but you never know.

Maybe he will prove to be quality. Can't fault many Mancini signings!

If it's the Tevez that was captain and scored half of City's goals in a season then yes!

They'd be pretty unstoppable!

[VanHooliganX]

Maybe he will prove to be quality. Can't fault many Mancini signings!

If it's the Tevez that was captain and scored half of City's goals in a season then yes!

They'd be pretty unstoppable!

I don't really see many people better than Kompany being our captain. He takes the role so seriously.

You should've read his twitter after he bullshittingly (new word ;)) got sent off in the FA cup.

We'll see though. Still a good chunk of the season still left.

[VanHooliganX]

Maybe he will prove to be quality. Can't fault many Mancini signings!

If it's the Tevez that was captain and scored half of City's goals in a season then yes!

They'd be pretty unstoppable!

You must be pretty confident to win the FA Cup too actually.

Only Chelsea and Spurs of the true big guns are left in it with you.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Well this is fucking ridiculous!!

How many consecutive posts now, that are just about football??

What tha hell??












:D

[VanHooliganX]

Well this is fucking ridiculous!!

How many consecutive posts now, that are just about football??

What tha hell??











:D
Well we did have a great streak going on :P

[Steve Austin]

Well this is fucking ridiculous!!

How many consecutive posts now, that are just about football??

What tha hell??

:D

Sorry chief, won't happen again :D

[Steve Austin]

You must be pretty confident to win the FA Cup too actually.

Only Chelsea and Spurs of the true big guns are left in it with you.

I'd be confident if Utd and City were in there as well, I'm always confident in Liverpool :)


I don't really see many people better than Kompany being our captain. He takes the role so seriously.

You should've read his twitter after he bullshittingly (new word ;)) got sent off in the FA cup.

We'll see though. Still a good chunk of the season still left.

Kompany is a great captain, he deserves it, just saying if Tevez was as good as he was then him and Aguero would be unstoppable!

Nice word!

:p

[Giddy]

Sorry chief, won't happen again :D
http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trapped.gif

[Steve Austin]

http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trapped.gif

Smooth chief!

Quick update!

After 5 hours of Tennis early afternoon I had a footbaall match at 8pm, lost 3-0 :(

We were all dead on our feet. #NeverGiveUp

[Giddy]

Smooth chief!

Quick update!

After 5 hours of Tennis early afternoon I had a footbaall match at 8pm, lost 3-0 :(

We were all dead on our feet. #NeverGiveUp
That's my favorite gif right now. R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed

[Steve Austin]

That's my favorite gif right now. R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed

Smooth :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8&ob=av2e

[Giddy]

Smooth :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUpYszoSms


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u-0WaNG0EE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd9VpFi9LS8&feature=channel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3OD7nBWUE&feature=channel

[Steve Austin]

I don't got time to watch that, I'll just listen to his 3/4 good songs :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Right, I can come back now all this inane footy chatter has ended!

:D

[Steve Austin]

Right, I can come back now all this inane footy chatter has ended!

:D

Nice one chief :p

I'll just tell ya about my great net play in tennis earlier!

#IWasLikeAYoungHenman :D

[Giddy]

I don't got time to watch that, I'll just listen to his 3/4 good songs :)
http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trapped.gif

There's ALWAYS time for R. Kelly!

The midget knocked up the hillbilly who's married to the cop, who's cheating on her with R. Kelly's wife, who has a brother named Twan, who went to jail due to Roxanne, who is now a lesbian with Twan's baby momma Tina, who is friends with Chuck, who's Rufus's gay lover, who's married to Cathy, who's having an affair with R. Kelly... Yup

[Steve Austin]

http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trapped.gif

There's ALWAYS time for R. Kelly!

The midget knocked up the hillbilly who's married to the cop, who's cheating on her with R. Kelly's wife, who has a brother named Twan, who went to jail due to Roxanne, who is now a lesbian with Twan's baby momma Tina, who is friends with Chuck, who's Rufus's gay lover, who's married to Cathy, who's having an affair with R. Kelly... Yup

Thanks chief :p

[Giddy]

Thanks chief :p
Oh yeah, Chuck has Aids... And it spreads all around. Plus there's a pimp. Who slaps Tina giving her a twitch. R. Kelly's name is Sylvester. They call the midget "Big Man" cuz he's "blessed

[Steve Austin]

Oh yeah, Chuck has Aids... And it spreads all around. Plus there's a pimp. Who slaps Tina giving her a twitch. R. Kelly's name is Sylvester. They call the midget "Big Man" cuz he's "blessed

I think I'm up to date :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Nice one chief :p

I'll just tell ya about my great net play in tennis earlier!

#IWasLikeAYoungHenman :D

What? Never quite good enough! :p

I'll take a pass! :D

[Tomsta666]

Theres definitely always time for R Kelly...

I think i've got to go piss on an underage chick right now!!! :cool:

[Steve Austin]

What? Never quite good enough! :p

I'll take a pass! :D

Haha smooth :p

First time I played today in almost 6 years, I was pretty good after getting used to everything again, I was moving around the court faster than Henman ever did :D

[Steve Austin]

Theres definitely always time for R Kelly...

I think i've got to go piss on an underage chick right now!!! :cool:

Haha, comments don't come much better than this!

[Giddy]

Theres definitely always time for R Kelly...

I think i've got to go piss on an underage chick right now!!! :cool:
... Have fun...

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Theres definitely always time for R Kelly...

I think i've got to go piss on an underage chick right now!!! :cool:

Genius

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Tomsta666]

Haha, comments don't come much better than this!

I do try chief!! :cool:

[Steve Austin]

I do try chief!! :cool:

I know chief and your work is appreciated! :)

[Steve Austin]

Torres has revealed he's been wearing a T-shirt he will unveil when he scores.

It says "In Ancelotti we trust"

:D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Torres has revealed he's been wearing a T-shirt he will unveil when he scores.

It says "In Ancelotti we trust"

:D

Nice one! Although I thought it was going to be 'In Benitez we trust!' :D

[Steve Austin]

Nice one! Although I thought it was going to be 'In Benitez we trust!' :D

Ha smooth. I wanted to keep it Chelsea related :p even though he was poor under Hodgson (Apart from 2-3 games)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Ha smooth. I wanted to keep it Chelsea related :p even though he was poor under Hodgson (Apart from 2-3 games)

Ha! Fair do good sir! :p

[Steve Austin]

Ha! Fair do good sir! :p

Damn straight chief!

COYR!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Lets hope you can smash the Arse! and we can do over the spurs! Be a happy thread then.. :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Theres definitely always time for R Kelly...

I think i've got to go piss on an underage chick right now!!! :cool:

Haha! Well played sir.. well played. :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Lets hope you can smash the Arse! and we can do over the spurs! Be a happy thread then.. :D

A Hotspur over the Arse!

:D

[Steve Austin]

Lets hope you can smash the Arse! and we can do over the spurs! Be a happy thread then.. :D

Spurs love it when Utd do that to them :p

This thread is always happy, it's the rest of the forum that isn't!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Spurs love it when Utd do that to them :p

This thread is always happy, it's the rest of the forum that isn't!

You have already used up those jokes.. You must now let them recharge or bye new material! :p

Yeh that's true.. Is pretty grim on this site apart from a few threads! :)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

A Hotspur over the Arse!

:D

Well played Wade :) Ain't it time for your bed tho?. or are you letting you warm milk cool down?. :p

[Steve Austin]

You have already used up those jokes.. You must now let them recharge or bye new material! :p

Yeh that's true.. Is pretty grim on this site apart from a few threads! :)

Unlike Wade, Spurs jokes never get old :D

Damn straight chief, CBOT is just a place to bitch.

#Laterz

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Well played Wade :) Ain't it time for your bed tho?. or are you letting you warm milk cool down?. :p

It's getting there! :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Unlike Wade, Spurs jokes never get old :D

Damn straight chief, CBOT is just a place to bitch.

#Laterz

I don't get old. I AM old! :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Unlike Wade, Spurs jokes never get old :D

Damn straight chief, CBOT is just a place to bitch.

#Laterz

Haha! true man.. :)

#SpeakSoonBroski!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

It's getting there! :D

Good to hear mate! :) Well played on the joke tho!

[pauadrian]

I don't get old. I AM old! :D

nice avatar wade i ike it

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Good to hear mate! :) Well played on the joke tho!

Thank you kindly! :cool:

[Wade Barrett 1979]

nice avatar wade i ike it

Thank you my good man! :)

[VanHooliganX]

Your friendly reminder that 1-6 happened. ;D

At your the swamp no less.

I await that FA Cup (That you're still in right ;) or the Pointless shield victory. I may even care too! (Doubtful ;))

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Your friendly reminder that 1-6 happened. ;D

At your the swamp no less.

I await that FA Cup (That you're still in right ;) or the Pointless shield victory. I may even care too! (Doubtful ;))

All im going to say is.. We have beat you twice this season, You beat ( more like fucking smashed) us once! so thats
Man United 2-1 Money bags :D

Plus we was the first team to beat you at home this season right?. thats got to hurt a little! :p

[sxe_savior]

Wigan sucks

[B-MCINTYRE]

I'm the best premier league predictor ever. I will win. Cause I'm all knowledgeable and stuff about EPL..

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Wigan sucks

How long before your cousin comments on this.. :p they do suck tho. :rolleyes:

[pauadrian]

Wigan sucks

i made the mistake of showing you this place

[B-MCINTYRE]

i made the mistake of showing you this place

because you wanted to be like broc!

[VanHooliganX]

All im going to say is.. We have beat you twice this season, You beat ( more like fucking smashed) us once! so thats
Man United 2-1 Money bags :D

Plus we was the first team to beat you at home this season right?. thats got to hurt a little! :p

You spelt Trafford wrong ;)

But we have better GD this season against each other and we didn't let Blackburn beat us at home ;P

[Giddy]

because you wanted to be like broc!
http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trapped.gif

Broc?

[pauadrian]

http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trapped.gif

Broc?

his sig explains it all

[B-MCINTYRE]

his sig explains it all

My Sig holds the key to your arrival ....at an explanation.

[Steve Austin]

Coyr!
Coyr!
Coyr!
Coyr!
Coyr!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Coyr!
Coyr!
Coyr!
Coyr!
Coyr!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma3Nax8yyOE

[Steve Austin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma3Nax8yyOE

Nice one chief! Watching Soccer AM and then Football Focus to get geed up :p

[Steve Austin]

Frimpong is such an idiot haha.

On Soccer AM and he says he's soft with the ladies and hard with the men :D

[VanHooliganX]

Frimpong is such an idiot haha.

On Soccer AM and he says he's soft with the ladies and hard with the men :D

Of course he's an idiot. He got into a Twitter war with Piers Morgan instead of clicking block!

[Steve Austin]

Of course he's an idiot. He got into a Twitter war with Piers Morgan instead of clicking block!

Haha nice.

Dench was trending as well :D

[VanHooliganX]

Haha nice.

Dench was trending as well :D

I wonder what the trending character limit is.

Cause I think if everyone typed

#LLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMA


It would crash the now trending box lol

[VanHooliganX]

This is so weird. We have a kick off at 3 O_o

Been ages since we had 1!

[Steve Austin]

I wonder what the trending character limit is.

Cause I think if everyone typed

#LLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAM ALLAMALLAMALLAMA


It would crash the now trending box lol


This is so weird. We have a kick off at 3 O_o

Been ages since we had 1!

That hurt my eyes :D

It was Boxing Day I think :p

[VanHooliganX]

That hurt my eyes :D

It was Boxing Day I think :p

A weakness! Of course! It was so obvious! lol

Aye sounds about right. Hoping for another good performance like against Blackburn.

[VanHooliganX]

Sorry to bring up Twitter again but #BlameSuarez and No Gerrard is trending worldwide

[Steve Austin]

A weakness! Of course! It was so obvious! lol

Aye sounds about right. Hoping for another good performance like against Blackburn.

Haha curse you Van! :D

I expect a easy win for City.

I don't care if Liverpool put in a good performance, I just want a win. If Arsenal win I'll never hear the end of it!

[VanHooliganX]

Haha curse you Van! :D

I expect a easy win for City.

I don't care if Liverpool put in a good performance, I just want a win. If Arsenal win I'll never hear the end of it!

I'm honestly thinking draw but Liverpool should've won.

I hope Liverpool win though since it'll make things for 4th more interesting.

Well until Newcastle all own you :P

[Steve Austin]

I'm honestly thinking draw but Liverpool should've won.

I hope Liverpool win though since it'll make things for 4th more interesting.

Well until Newcastle all own you :P

It probably will be a draw, Arsenal may be poor defensively but Liverpool never but enough chances away and going forward Arsenal are great.

I thinking Liverpool dominate most of the game, go 1-0, miss a load of chances and Arsenal score a late equaliser, Arsenal fans take to Facebook and say they deserved it and I call them stupid twats :D

Yeah it will, can't forget about Chelsea for 4th.

Newcastle will come 7th/8th, guaran-damn-teed.

[VanHooliganX]

It probably will be a draw, Arsenal may be poor defensively but Liverpool never but enough chances away and going forward Arsenal are great.

I thinking Liverpool dominate most of the game, go 1-0, miss a load of chances and Arsenal score a late equaliser, Arsenal fans take to Facebook and say they deserved it and I call them stupid twats :D

Yeah it will, can't forget about Chelsea for 4th.

Newcastle will come 7th/8th, guaran-damn-teed.

Naa man. Newcastle will get 3rd. ;D Written in the stars, a million miles away (I have good sight then :P)

I can see that. Maybe the other way round with you dominating but they score first before you get the late 1. With the said fans saying they should've won due to leading for most of it.

[Steve Austin]

Naa man. Newcastle will get 3rd. ;D Written in the stars, a million miles away (I have good sight then :P)

I can see that. Maybe the other way round with you dominating but they score first before you get the late 1. With the said fans saying they should've won due to leading for most of it.

Haha no chance, they're gonna die out.

Either way, both seem likely. One thing is certain, Arsenal fans are twats :p

#CatchYaLater

[VanHooliganX]

Haha You're right as always. I think I'm going to become a Chesterfield FC fan now :)

Either way, both seem likely. One thing is certain, Chelsea fans are twats :p

#CatchYaLater

Yes they are. ;)

[CGBigMan]

random post
did anyone see the porto-benfica if not just watch this from hulk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBfujhfZPLs&list=HL1330778205&feature=mh_l olz

[VanHooliganX]

random post
did anyone see the porto-benfica if not just watch this from hulk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBfujhfZPLs&list=HL1330778205&feature=mh_l olz

I was going to praise him for a great goal. But then he celebrated and I blocked it out of my memory lol

Glad he didn't do that against us lol

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

random post
did anyone see the porto-benfica if not just watch this from hulk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBfujhfZPLs&list=HL1330778205&feature=mh_l olz

Watched this game Live! amazing goal.. James Rodriquez goal was also decent. :)

Forca Porto!! :D

[VanHooliganX]

Watched this game Live! amazing goal.. James Rodriquez goal was also decent. :)

Forca Porto!! :D

You top of the league in Portugal?

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Steve and Wade.. I know you both love Liverpool and you both adore Suarez.

But that dive! The guy really is a disgrace man. As good as he is, he's such a bad image!

on a positive note tho i hope he scores a hatrick against the Arse! :p Also Arsenal's defending is LOL!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

You top of the league in Portugal?

Yeh mate top because of that win! :D

[VanHooliganX]

Steve and Wade.. I know you both love Liverpool and you both adore Suarez.

But that dive! The guy really is a disgrace man. As good as he is, he's such a bad image!

on a positive note tho i hope he scores a hatrick against the Arse! :p Also Arsenal's defending is LOL!!

Pretty much what I thought.

Barely any contact for a grown man to go down properly. If footballers were boxers I'd be a Boxing world champion lol


Yeh mate top because of that win! :D

Congrats pal lol

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Pretty much what I thought.

Barely any contact for a grown man to go down properly. If footballers were boxers I'd be a Boxing world champion lol



Congrats pal lol

I know Haha! Thanks mate. :)

Hopefully both my teams can go on too win the league!.... Again! :rolleyes:

[VanHooliganX]

I know Haha! Thanks mate. :)

Hopefully both my teams can go on too win the league!.... Again! :rolleyes:

Nah man. No-one ever won the Premier League losing to Blackburn :P lol



We're miles off the 3 to last fixture though which probably will settle it.
Doesn't matter if you go 3 points ahead or we got 3 points ahead.

[Steve Austin]

Steve and Wade.. I know you both love Liverpool and you both adore Suarez.

But that dive! The guy really is a disgrace man. As good as he is, he's such a bad image!

on a positive note tho i hope he scores a hatrick against the Arse! :p Also Arsenal's defending is LOL!!

He did dive but there was contact, everyone goes down these down, not just Suarez every single player in that position does it.

Just how football is these days.

[Steve Austin]

Damn it Liverpool finish your god damn chances!!!!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Nah man. No-one ever won the Premier League losing to Blackburn :P lol



We're miles off the 3 to last fixture though which probably will settle it.
Doesn't matter if you go 3 points ahead or we got 3 points ahead.

Haha! that really was a shocking result.. :)

Yeh i think it will be that game that settle's it aswell mate!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

He did dive but there was contact, everyone goes down these down, not just Suarez every single player in that position does it.

Just how football is these days.

Just seen the replay mate.. there was actually more contact then i first thought to be honest!

[VanHooliganX]

He did dive but there was contact, everyone goes down these down, not just Suarez every single player in that position does it.

Just how football is these days.

Aye :( Even the English do it these days in the past decade :(

[Steve Austin]

Just seen the replay mate.. there was actually more contact then i first thought to be honest!

I know :p

Still I hate diving but it's the only way you get pens these days, everyone does it yet Suarez is gonna get more criticism that most!

[Steve Austin]

Aye :( Even the English do it these days in the past decade :(

I know chief, mainly because if you don't go down you don't get a pen.

You go down you're called a diver if you don't go down people are saying they should of went down!

[VanHooliganX]

I know chief, mainly because if you don't go down you don't get a pen.

You go down you're called a diver if you don't go down people are saying they should of went down!

Maybe why football should get technology in it and manager have 3 challenges per game to make them have a look.

Nobody say about it slowing the fucking game down. Rugby has only benefited from it being in and can easily be faster than football and it's a 80 minute game!

Would you really want you team to lose a final because the ref didn't see it cross the line when it clearly did?

Don't have the same opinion as Sepp Blater. I've seen 3 year olds with better knowledge.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I know :p

Still I hate diving but it's the only way you get pens these days, everyone does it yet Suarez is gonna get more criticism that most!

that is the problem these days.. unless you make the most of it.. You never get the pen/freekick

Yeh your right.. but with the image he's created lately you would think he mite just calm down a little and not go over the top with everything!
Ronaldo used to get the same criticism tho!

The run from Suarez was magical tho. No doubting his talent! :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

So what were the results today?

[VanHooliganX]

So what were the results today?

1 match is 1-1 and the others start in 1 hour.

Well for the 3rd match fixtures anyway :)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

So what were the results today?

First game is playing now mate.. Currently Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal :)

[B-MCINTYRE]

First game is playing now mate.. Currently Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal :)

well I guess I'm not getting the exact score in that one...

[VanHooliganX]

well I guess I'm not getting the exact score in that one...

Don't worry. No-one rarely gets all of them write or the scorelines.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Don't worry. No-one rarely gets all of them write or the scorelines.

Right*** just coz grammar nazi's r kewl.


Yeah, but i might get the result :)

[VanHooliganX]

Right*** just coz grammar nazi's r kewl.


Yeah, but i might get the result :)

My bad.

Yeah! You're write! We should kill every Dyslexic cause they can't help making mistakes! Yeah burn them all cause we're Nazis and that's what we do!

(...I hate grammar Nazis.)

Certain fixtures will go your way :) Premier League is always like that. Just impossible to predict them 100% correctly lol

[B-MCINTYRE]

My bad.

Yeah! You're write! We should kill every Dyslexic cause they can't help making mistakes! Yeah burn them all cause we're Nazis and that's what we do!

(...I hate grammar Nazis.)

Certain fixtures will go your way :) Premier League is always like that. Just impossible to predict them 100% correctly lol

In all fairness I pick some ridiculous scorelines... but my winners shouldn't be too far off the mark.

P.S: Me iz sooo kewl coz me bin gramma piggy'd u.

[VanHooliganX]

In all fairness I pick some ridiculous scorelines... but my winners shouldn't be too far off the mark.

P.S: Me iz sooo kewl coz me bin gramma piggy'd u.

u out englished'd meh! :'(

Never know though pal.

[B-MCINTYRE]

u out englished'd meh! :'(

Never know though pal.

Ur rightings is gooder then i rightings :'(

We shall see!

[VanHooliganX]

Ur rightings is gooder then i rightings :'(

We shall see!

CURSE U BILLY!

U AM NO REAL SUPER SAND!

*poznans to make this on topic* ;D

[B-MCINTYRE]

CURSE U BILLY!

U AM NO REAL SUPER SAND!

*poznans to make this on topic* ;D

Me know no anythiings aboot soccer! Wat iza Supr Sand>?..?!/ y iz dis knot one toepik?

[VanHooliganX]

Best hold onto just winning the Carling Cup win. Bad lose when you've dominated like this.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Best hold onto just winning the Carling Cup win. Bad lose when you've dominated like this.

Is that like a participation trophy?

[VanHooliganX]

Is that like a participation trophy?

Naa. It's a knockout tournament. Liverpool won it this year.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Naa. It's a knockout tournament. Liverpool won it this year.

So it doesn't mean anything?

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Best hold onto just winning the Carling Cup win. Bad lose when you've dominated like this.

Very bad lose that..

Van Persie FC steals the win! About time the scousers have something stolen from them tho.. :p

[Pumpkinhead]

For shame Liverpool, an one man team beat you!!!

[VanHooliganX]

So it doesn't mean anything?

Well for smaller clubs yeah. You don't exactly get a lot for winning it apart from a place in European football and a bit of cash. Does to Liverpool and Arsenal since it's been a long time since either won 1. City would've liked it since we won the other knockout cup last year (FA Cup)

Man United and Chelsea tend not to give 2 shits really lol

I was never going to lose sleep over not winning it this year but a cup is always nice. Plus Liverpool did deserve it.

[Pumpkinhead]

Well for smaller clubs yeah. You don't exactly get a lot for winning it apart from a place in European football and a bit of cash. Does to Liverpool and Arsenal since it's been a long time since either won 1. City would've liked it since we won the other knockout cup last year (FA Cup)

Man United and Chelsea tend not to give 2 shits really lol

I was never going to lose sleep over not winning it this year but a cup is always nice. Plus Liverpool did deserve it.

Man Utd. won it two years in a row not long ago

[B-MCINTYRE]

Man Utd. won it two years in a row not long ago

But they don't give as fuck about it.

[Pumpkinhead]

But they don't give as fuck about it.
yeah, But we won it ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Man Utd. won it two years in a row not long ago

True but you only put out your strong squad if you get to the quarters or semis.

That's why Scunthorpe beat you a few years back and Crystal Palace did this year.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

First home loss of the season!

Damn you RVP! Damn you all the way to Hades!

Still, I get plenty of Dream Team Points!

:D

[B-MCINTYRE]

yeah, But we won it ;)
but you don't care..

True but you only put out your strong squad if you get to the quarters or semis.

That's why Scunthorpe beat you a few years back and Crystal Palace did this year.
Crystal palace sound fragile

First home loss of the season!

Damn you RVP! Damn you all the way to Hades!

Still, I get plenty of Dream Team Points!

:D
So liverpool won?

[Pumpkinhead]

True but you only put out your strong squad if you get to the quarters or semis.

That's why Scunthorpe beat you a few years back and Crystal Palace did this year.

That's true thought, but I think is good that Fergie let the youngsters prove themselves in the Carling cup, besides for playing 4 tournaments, including european competition you need to have a big squad to avoid the players get tired

The black side is that we underestimate the first round of the UCL this year and we ended up getting knockout

[B-MCINTYRE]

That's true thought, but I think is good that Fergie let the youngsters prove themselves in the Carling cup, besides for playing 4 tournaments, including european competition you need to have a big squad to avoid the players get tired

The black side is that we underestimate the first round of the UCL this year and we ended up getting knockout
It's a knockout!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

but you don't care..

Crystal palace sound fragile

So liverpool won?

Nah, I have Rip Van Winkel in my Dream Team! :D

[B-MCINTYRE]

Nah, I have Rip Van Winkel in my Dream Team! :D

So liverpool choked?

[Pumpkinhead]

Nah, I have Rip Van Winkel in my Dream Team! :D
You missed a lot of chances chief and a penalty (which wasn't a penalty BTW)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

So liverpool choked?

We choked like a weirdo during an asphyxiation sex game!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

You missed a lot of chances chief and a penalty (which wasn't a penalty BTW)

Yeah, I gave Suarez a 6.0 for that! :D

[B-MCINTYRE]

You missed a lot of chances chief and a penalty (which wasn't a penalty BTW)
So they choked?

We choked like a weirdo during an asphyxiation sex game!

So that's a yes?

[Pumpkinhead]

So they choked?


So that's a yes?

Well to make it just clear: yes

[Wade Barrett 1979]

So they choked?


So that's a yes?

Yup, we died quicker than Michael Hutchence, with a belt around his neck!

[VanHooliganX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEST BROM ARE BEATING CHELSEA!

To be fair. We drew there. Not exactly the easiest of places to go to and West Brom do play their best football at home.

But Oh lordy lord Chelsea have fucked up again :)

Hopefully Newcastle beat Sunderland to make this race even more interesting (No disrespect to the EWN Sunderland fans :))

[VanHooliganX]

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

I've wait so long for this day :)

Nearly 20 points ahead of the scum of the earth. Chelsea.

I have to say though. Mid-table is stupidly close! a win can make you jump about 7 teams if games go your way.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

We really need a Chelski fan on here! :D

No point in hoping for much tomorrow Van! Spurs will do their usual against ManU, bend over and grab their ankles!

[VanHooliganX]

We really need a Chelski fan on here! :D

No point in hoping for much tomorrow Van! Spurs will do their usual against ManU, bend over and grab their ankles!

Aye that's the big problem. I see an easy game for United.

But the 5-2 lose they got could work in Citys favour. Spurs will really need to bounce back and try to at least grab a point. It's how you get a champions league spot really. How you bounce back from poor games. Hence why Arsenal are 4th and had a shit start.

Big game really.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Aye that's the big problem. I see an easy game for United.

But the 5-2 lose they got could work in Citys favour. Spurs will really need to bounce back and try to at least grab a point. It's how you get a champions league spot really. How you bounce back from poor games. Hence why Arsenal are 4th and had a shit start.

Big game really.

Very true but I just don't see it! Spurs always capitulate to ManU! I think 'Arry is in love with Fergie! :D

[Y2Jryder]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEST BROM ARE BEATING CHELSEA!

To be fair. We drew there. Not exactly the easiest of places to go to and West Brom do play their best football at home.

But Oh lordy lord Chelsea have fucked up again :)

Hopefully Newcastle beat Sunderland to make this race even more interesting (No disrespect to the EWN Sunderland fans :))

wait, what???

[Y2Jryder]

Andre Villas-Boas believes he can still win the league. He also believes Torres can score goals, Terry isn't racist and his job is safe

[Y2Jryder]

FIFA 12 is so unrealistic. Fernando Torres has already scored 4 goals for me and I'm only in my third season.

[VanHooliganX]

wait, what???

About wanting Newcastle to win.

[Y2Jryder]

come on man, Van Persie can't win every single match of Arsenal by himself. Or can he?

[Y2Jryder]

About wanting Newcastle to win.
Something about 'Sunderland' and 'fans'. That didn't sound right

[Steve Austin]

I hate Arsenal fans :mad:

[Y2Jryder]

I hate Arsenal fans :mad:

me 2:D:D:D

[VanHooliganX]

AVBs probably going to lose his job now. Shame. He is my favourite thing about Chelsea now :)

I hope he keeps it until we play them. I'll enjoy raping them at home.

[Steve Austin]

AVBs probably going to lose his job now. Shame. He is my favourite thing about Chelsea now :)

I hope he keeps it until we play them. I'll enjoy raping them at home.

I think he'll be there until the end of the season.

Should of one today, WBA are poor at home, lost 8 of 14 and only won 4 including today. Won 6 of 13 away

[Steve Austin]

me 2:D:D:D

They annoy me more than Spurs.

[Y2Jryder]

They annoy me more than Spurs.

They annoy me more than you:D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

They annoy me more than Spurs.

I detest them both in equal measure! :p

[Steve Austin]

They annoy me more than you:D

:( :( :( :( :(

[VanHooliganX]

Chelsea "fans" are the worst *spits*

[Steve Austin]

I detest them both in equal measure! :p

Yeah same actually :p

I can't freaking believe we've lost today, disgraceful stuff!

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah same actually :p

I can't freaking believe we've lost today, disgraceful stuff!

Shoulda won. But you really didn't take your chances. Pretty bad stuff :S

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yeah same actually :p

I can't freaking believe we've lost today, disgraceful stuff!

We should have but I'm not entirely surprised!

[Steve Austin]

Shoulda won. But you really didn't take your chances. Pretty bad stuff :S

Story of our season! The only player that gets in the box is Kuyt but he and Gerrard are the only ones who can cross! :mad:

Makes me so angry!

Spearing was great, Suarez showed some of his great play, he's unstoppable at times.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Later guys! Check out my Barrett thread, Van has! :)

[Steve Austin]

We should have but I'm not entirely surprised!

Same chief, basically what I said to Van above :p

[Steve Austin]

Also, Enrique destroyed Walcott, made him look like a little boy.

[Destruction]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l954y0h8Xz1qa1s1oo1_500.jpg

[pauadrian]

Of course he's an idiot. He got into a Twitter war with Piers Morgan instead of clicking block!

who is piers morgan
sounds like a dick

[pauadrian]

Maybe why football should get technology in it and manager have 3 challenges per game to make them have a look.

Nobody say about it slowing the fucking game down. Rugby has only benefited from it being in and can easily be faster than football and it's a 80 minute game!

Would you really want you team to lose a final because the ref didn't see it cross the line when it clearly did?

Don't have the same opinion as Sepp Blater. I've seen 3 year olds with better knowledge.

its happened
i almost cried

[VanHooliganX]

its happened
i almost cried

Exactly. Also Pau. Check out KSIs new video.

That is what Ivanhoe looks like :P

[pauadrian]

Exactly. Also Pau. Check out KSIs new video.

That is what Ivanhoe looks like :P

no he doesn´t lol

[VanHooliganX]

no he doesn´t lol

Oh he does. That rape face :P

[pauadrian]

Oh he does. That rape face :P

ok maybe a little

[Steve Austin]

Team of the week is gonna be tough this week. Not been that many stand out performers, I'll get it done after tomorrow's games though :)

[Steve Austin]

After all the talk of Webb being a Utd fan Howard Webb's kids have jumped to his defence.

"He isn't biased and he's not a Man Utd fan" Said Wayne, Rio, Ryan and Paul.

:p

[JSullivan]

FUCK SAKE!

Liverpool, you've been in good form, and then you fuck up at ANFIELD, THATS RIGHT, at ANFIELD, ONE OF THE HARDEST GROUNDS TO WIN AWAY AT, to ARSENAL. FFS. I want you to win one game, ONE game. ALL you had to do was mark Robin Van Pedo and all would be well. BUT NO. You fucked up, you ruined your CL chances, and NOW you've jeapordised spurs' 3rd spot. FURTHERMORE, you've given those 3 Armed mutant french pricks something else to gloat about.

Thank you, you've actively participated in ruining my life.

FUCK.

[Steve Austin]

FUCK SAKE!

Liverpool, you've been in good form, and then you fuck up at ANFIELD, THATS RIGHT, at ANFIELD, ONE OF THE HARDEST GROUNDS TO WIN AWAY AT, to ARSENAL. FFS. I want you to win one game, ONE game. ALL you had to do was mark Robin Van Pedo and all would be well. BUT NO. You fucked up, you ruined your CL chances, and NOW you've jeapordised spurs' 3rd spot. FURTHERMORE, you've given those 3 Armed mutant french pricks something else to gloat about.

Thank you, you've actively participated in ruining my life.

FUCK.

How do you think I feel? :D

Anfield hasn't exactly been a fortress this season, all the season and stuff.

Liverpool already ruined their 4th place aspirations.

It's all well and good saying mark Van Persie, a lot harder than it sounds :p

They rode their luck, Liverpool finished poorly, the linesman had a shocker.

Can't go blaming anyone but Spurs if they don't come 3rd. They threw away a 2-0 lead last week.

Arrive.
Punch an Arsenal fan.
Leave.

[JSullivan]

How do you think I feel? :D

Anfield hasn't exactly been a fortress this season, all the season and stuff.

Liverpool already ruined their 4th place aspirations.

It's all well and good saying mark Van Persie, a lot harder than it sounds :p

They rode their luck, Liverpool finished poorly, the linesman had a shocker.

Can't go blaming anyone but Spurs if they don't come 3rd. They threw away a 2-0 lead last week.

Arrive.
Punch an Arsenal fan.
Leave.

You know spurs can't do things like this without everything else going their way!!!

I'm so pissed.

Although, I watched Liverpool U18s vs Evert U18s at the kirkby academy, good game. Ibe was looking slick as fuck.

http://i40.tinypic.com/24lppvt.png

This is how far I used to live from the Academy. Really shitty part of Liverpool though, really bad. But watching the Youth games wasn't too bad.

[Steve Austin]

You know spurs can't do things like this without everything else going their way!!!

I'm so pissed.

Although, I watched Liverpool U18s vs Evert U18s at the kirkby academy, good game. Ibe was looking slick as fuck.

http://i40.tinypic.com/24lppvt.png

This is how far I used to live from the Academy. Really shitty part of Liverpool though, really bad. But watching the Youth games wasn't too bad.

Of course everyone needs help, it's when you start relying on others instead of it being a nice help :p

I'm more pissed I think.

That first half could of easily been 4 or 5 - 0 and it was our best performance, I'm all for giving Carroll time but bring in an experienced finisher, someone to put all the chances we create away!

Nice pal, I really like Ibe, I looked into him and I've seen some games, he looks a real talent.

I wouldn't mind living there if I could watch Liverpool every week!

Definiitely buying the membership next season and going to some games!

[JSullivan]

Of course everyone needs help, it's when you start relying on others instead of it being a nice help :p

I'm more pissed I think.

That first half could of easily been 4 or 5 - 0 and it was our best performance, I'm all for giving Carroll time but bring in an experienced finisher, someone to put all the chances we create away!

Nice pal, I really like Ibe, I looked into him and I've seen some games, he looks a real talent.

I wouldn't mind living there if I could watch Liverpool every week!

Definiitely buying the membership next season and going to some games!

You have to find the right part of Liverpool to live in, and unless you're super streetwise and don't mind fighting gangs, having your car stolen, house broken into, being bricked, taking drugs and having to put up with pricks, then Kirkby isn't the place for you.

I'd like to make a point that despite all of it's problems, Liverpool has the best and the worst people you will meet in this world. I'm not remotely exaggerating, and it's hard to explain and understand unless you've lived there, but it's true. Unfortunately, for every good person you meet, you'll have to come across 3 scumbags in the process.

[Steve Austin]

You have to find the right part of Liverpool to live in, and unless you're super streetwise and don't mind fighting gangs, having your car stolen, house broken into, being bricked, taking drugs and having to put up with pricks, then Kirkby isn't the place for you.

I'd like to make a point that despite all of it's problems, Liverpool has the best and the worst people you will meet in this world. I'm not remotely exaggerating, and it's hard to explain and understand unless you've lived there, but it's true. Unfortunately, for every good person you meet, you'll have to come across 3 scumbags in the process.

Fair play chief though, you have to pay a price for the great things in life (watching Liverpool) :)

You get things like that in most areas. Worse and better obviously but you have twats everywhere you go :D

[Steve Austin]

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox, the police are investigating into it to see whether it was a missile or a takeover bid :D

[JSullivan]

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox, the police are investigating into it to see whether it was a missile or a takeover bid :D

WAHEEEEY!!!

I hate those knuckle-dragging fucks.

[pauadrian]

How do you think I feel? :D

Anfield hasn't exactly been a fortress this season, all the season and stuff.

Liverpool already ruined their 4th place aspirations.

It's all well and good saying mark Van Persie, a lot harder than it sounds :p

They rode their luck, Liverpool finished poorly, the linesman had a shocker.

Can't go blaming anyone but Spurs if they don't come 3rd. They threw away a 2-0 lead last week.

Arrive.
Punch an Arsenal fan.
Leave.

marking is hard as fuck if its just you
but if you mark him with too many players then defence is just fucked up

[Steve Austin]

marking is hard as fuck if its just you
but if you mark him with too many players then defence is just fucked up

I know chief, it's kind of my thing when I play football, star defender!

[pauadrian]

I know chief, it's kind of my thing when I play football, star defender!

that´s my weakness I can´t mark for fuck when I´m a defender

[Steve Austin]

that´s my weakness I can´t mark for fuck when I´m a defender

That's because you're a winger :p

[pauadrian]

That's because you're a winger :p

how the fuck do you know this
is this an english joke?

[sxe_savior]

that´s my weakness I can´t mark for fuck when I´m a defender

That´s because you suck.