The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[magglis]

Yeah well I'm gonna give you the we'll be in it next year song and dance :p

Next year is our year!

#CarrollForEngland
Sorry Steve but Liverpool fans say that every year

[Steve Austin]

Sorry Steve but Liverpool fans say that every year

Most Liverpool fans :p

Although I'll wait until the summer before I predict Liverpool season, be interested to see who comes in and who leaves.

[magglis]

Most Liverpool fans :p

Although I'll wait until the summer before I predict Liverpool season, be interested to see who comes in and who leaves.
Carroll is out,for sure

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Haha 7th is above mid table mediocrity I'll have you know!

8th isn't sir, 8th isn't.

[JSullivan]

Still don't rate Carroll He's had a few decent games. Let's see if it's form or class shining through.

[JSullivan]

Interesting video for the English!

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,12606_7738993,00.html

[Steve Austin]

Still don't rate Carroll He's had a few decent games. Let's see if it's form or class shining through.

He's got the ability, starting to play like he was at Newcastle, bossing the best defenders for fun, lets hope it continues.


Carroll is out,for sure

No chance!


8th isn't sir, 8th isn't.

We beat Swansea and Everton don't beat Newcastle, 7th ;D

[JSullivan]

He's got the ability, starting to play like he was at Newcastle, bossing the best defenders for fun, lets hope it continues.



No chance!



We beat Swansea and Everton don't beat Newcastle, 7th ;D

I hope it does continue, we've generally struggled to get good big men up front, and it's something that's always paid off when we do manage (look at Crouch). It's a shame Crouch never carried on like he should.

I'll never forget Heskey being brought on instead of him. That day, my world was shattered.

[Steve Austin]

I hope it does continue, we've generally struggled to get good big men up front, and it's something that's always paid off when we do manage (look at Crouch). It's a shame Crouch never carried on like he should.

I'll never forget Heskey being brought on instead of him. That day, my world was shattered.

If Carroll keeps playing like he has in recent months he will. Been quality just lacking a few goals (like the rest of Liverpool) Think he could be great for England and Liverpool.

[magglis]

I hope it does continue, we've generally struggled to get good big men up front, and it's something that's always paid off when we do manage (look at Crouch). It's a shame Crouch never carried on like he should.

I'll never forget Heskey being brought on instead of him. That day, my world was shattered.
Totally agree

[JSullivan]

If Carroll keeps playing like he has in recent months he will. Been quality just lacking a few goals (like the rest of Liverpool) Think he could be great for England and Liverpool.

I hope and pray it continues.

Like I said, if he plays like he has been recently for England, there'll not be a shortage of firepower.

If there's one thing we've always dominated with, it's when we get a decent big man in the box - most of the top European countries have quite short defenders, and even if they're tall, Carroll has the power to shrug and bully them off the ball and create chances.

A link up between him and Wellbeck or him and Rooney could be lethal.

[magglis]

If Carroll keeps playing like he has in recent months he will. Been quality just lacking a few goals (like the rest of Liverpool) Think he could be great for England and Liverpool.
I don't see him in the starting line up of England

[Steve Austin]

I hope and pray it continues.

Like I said, if he plays like he has been recently for England, there'll not be a shortage of firepower.

If there's one thing we've always dominated with, it's when we get a decent big man in the box - most of the top European countries have quite short defenders, and even if they're tall, Carroll has the power to shrug and bully them off the ball and create chances.

A link up between him and Wellbeck or him and Rooney could be lethal.

My thoughts exactly.

Hasn't had the best season but he's coming into his best form for a while, bosses Terry and Ivanovic with ease, England should take a big man and it should be him.

[Steve Austin]

I don't see him in the starting line up of England

Doesn't have to be in the starling line up just in the 23 man squad. Look at the impact he made on Saturday when he came on for 30 mins, totally changed the game.

[magglis]

Doesn't have to be in the starling line up just in the 23 man squad. Look at the impact he made on Saturday when he came on for 30 mins, totally changed the game.
Yeah but that was one match only

[Steve Austin]

Yeah but that was one match only

Hasn't come off the bench very much this season. He's usually brought on with 5 mins to go if he is on the bench and then gets no service.

My point is, he's playing well and effectively, England should use that.

[JSullivan]

Hasn't come off the bench very much this season. He's usually brought on with 5 mins to go if he is on the bench and then gets no service.

My point is, he's playing well and effectively, England should use that.

Plus it's a chance to try and ready him for the World Cup.

We won't do well at the Euro's, but if we can breed a good group of younger players, we have a chance in 2 years at the World Cup.

If we don't, we'll simply fail both.

Take a loss for an even greater victory.

[Steve Austin]

Plus it's a chance to try and ready him for the World Cup.

We won't do well at the Euro's, but if we can breed a good group of younger players, we have a chance in 2 years at the World Cup.

If we don't, we'll simply fail both.

Take a loss for an even greater victory.

Yeah this as well!

I'm gonna go watch My Super Psycho Sweet 16. :D

Catch ya later.

[magglis]

Hasn't come off the bench very much this season. He's usually brought on with 5 mins to go if he is on the bench and then gets no service.

My point is, he's playing well and effectively, England should use that.
No doubt,yes, England should use him,i am just saying that he can do more

[JSullivan]

Yeah this as well!

I'm gonna go watch My Super Psycho Sweet 16. :D

Catch ya later.

In a bizzle.


No doubt,yes, England should use him,i am just saying that he can do more

I agree.

I don't think we have anything to lose by using him alongside some of the up-and-comers.

People like Jack Colback - solid players but not being given the chance.

I'd like to see Oxlade-Chamberlain go to Euro's as well.

Walcott has been decent recently too.

[magglis]

In a bizzle.



I agree.

I don't think we have anything to lose by using him alongside some of the up-and-comers.

People like Jack Colback - solid players but not being given the chance.

I'd like to see Oxlade-Chamberlain go to Euro's as well.

Walcott has been decent recently too.
Yes that guy and Welbeck are the future

[JSullivan]

Yes that guy and Welbeck are the future

The future's bright!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

In a bizzle.



I agree.

I don't think we have anything to lose by using him alongside some of the up-and-comers.

People like Jack Colback - solid players but not being given the chance.

I'd like to see Oxlade-Chamberlain go to Euro's as well.

Walcott has been decent recently too.

Hodgson can take risks, I feel, with the Euro's, but not too many.

Carroll hasn't done enough, no matter how he's done this last month. Crouch plays a similar role, and has performed better. If there's a spot for him at camp, take him.

Colback isn't good enough, from what I've seen, especially from an England point of view. He's a decent player, but nowhere near what we are looking for. If we take someone like that, we are taking a step back, really. Two I would risk: Rodwell and Barkley, if they were fit.

He should at least have 3 or 4 of them around the friendlies, just to have a look.

[JSullivan]

Hodgson can take risks, I feel, with the Euro's, but not too many.

Carroll hasn't done enough, no matter how he's done this last month. Crouch plays a similar role, and has performed better. If there's a spot for him at camp, take him.

Colback isn't good enough, from what I've seen, especially from an England point of view. He's a decent player, but nowhere near what we are looking for. If we take someone like that, we are taking a step back, really. Two I would risk: Rodwell and Barkley, if they were fit.

He should at least have 3 or 4 of them around the friendlies, just to have a look.

These motherfuckers are AMAZING.

Who do you think will be captain? I'd like to see Gerrard.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

These motherfuckers are AMAZING.

Who do you think will be captain? I'd like to see Gerrard.

Barkley looks the business, but might be a Walcott-esque jump, so I'd stick him in the u-21's, get some experience there.

And if Rodwell is fit, I'm taking him. I'd probably give it Gerrard, but long term? It could be Hart, maybe Rooney, maybe a young man with the heart on his sleeve (Wilshire/Jones)

[JSullivan]

Barkley looks the business, but might be a Walcott-esque jump, so I'd stick him in the u-21's, get some experience there.

And if Rodwell is fit, I'm taking him. I'd probably give it Gerrard, but long term? It could be Hart, maybe Rooney, maybe a young man with the heart on his sleeve (Wilshire/Jones)

Yeah, I can see that.

Gerrard might do for Euros. I think he'll do another World Cup run too before he calls of his international career.

I'd like Rooney in some ways, but I don't think he has that leadership. He gets fired up a lot like Scott Parker, but doesn't know how to channel it correctly in passion, he usually just gets pissed off.

[magglis]

Rooney actually picked up his first yellow card vs Swansea

[JSullivan]

Rooney actually picked up his first yellow card vs Swansea

Club level is very different.

He becomes much more passionate, but uses it the wrong way when he's in an England shirt. That's how I've seen it, anyway.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Club level is very different.

He becomes much more passionate, but uses it the wrong way when he's in an England shirt. That's how I've seen it, anyway.

Oh he has the same passion with United, but he knows he'll get an ear-bashing from Fergie for kicking out, unlike with England.

[magglis]

Club level is very different.

He becomes much more passionate, but uses it the wrong way when he's in an England shirt. That's how I've seen it, anyway.
And you are right i love Rooney but he needs anger management lessons

[JSullivan]

Oh he has the same passion with United, but he knows he'll get an ear-bashing from Fergie for kicking out, unlike with England.

Also true.


And you are right i love Rooney but he needs anger management lessons

True.

[Mojo Tartarus]

And you are right i love Rooney but he needs anger management lessons

True but: Number of Rooney bookings in the league this season: 1. Number of Rooney bookings for Man U this season: 2. Both yellow!

EDIT: Oh, you already said that! :D

[Steve Austin]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18005433


They really love Steve Kean those owners!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18000848

That one shocked me :rolleyes:

[Mojo Tartarus]

Just had my new 100MB broadband put in!! :cool:

[Steve Austin]

Just had my new 100MB broadband put in!! :cool:

How do you know what that is?

:p

[Mojo Tartarus]

How do you know what that is?

:p

Heard it on the wireless!

:p

[Steve Austin]

Heard it on the wireless!

:p

#WellPlayedTartarSauce :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

#WellPlayedTartarSauce :D

Thank you youngling!

:D

[Steve Austin]

Thank you youngling!

:D

Damn straight!

[magglis]

True but: Number of Rooney bookings in the league this season: 1. Number of Rooney bookings for Man U this season: 2. Both yellow!

EDIT: Oh, you already said that! :D
Ha ha no worries bro,nice sig btw

[Mojo Tartarus]

Ha ha no worries bro,nice sig btw

Cheers kind sir! :cool:

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18005433


They really love Steve Kean those owners!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18000848

That one shocked me :rolleyes:
LOL:p

Well at least AC Milan and Juventus aren't involved this time:p

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sZohPeu1M

[magglis]

LOL:p

Well at least AC Milan and Juventus aren't involved this time:p
Why its always in Italy?

[Tomsta666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sZohPeu1M

What a twat!

[Y2Jryder]

Why its always in Italy?
I think it's the Mafia. It's in the rest of the former Yugoslavian also but they don't have a league to care about:D

[Steve Austin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sZohPeu1M

Twat! I reckon he used to be a Spurs fan and changed to Arsenal, old Spurs shirt is old.

[magglis]

I think it's the Mafia. It's in the rest of the former Yugoslavian also but they don't have a league to care about:D
I went to the bet shop last day and i saw a serie b game bet 1)2.45 x)1.90 2)2.70

[Tomsta666]

Twat! I reckon he used to be a Spurs fan and changed to Arsenal, old Spurs shirt is old.

I know yeah! I mean the North London derby is hardly the most intense football rivalry is it? Go stand outside Celtic Park wearing a Rangers shirt singing protestant hymns and confessing your love for your dear Sarah... we how that works out :rolleyes:

[Steve Austin]

I know yeah! I mean the North London derby is hardly the most intense football rivalry is it? Go stand outside Celtic Park wearing a Rangers shirt singing protestant hymns and confessing your love for your dear Sarah... we how that works out :rolleyes:

Haha, now that's a Youtube video :D

[magglis]

I know yeah! I mean the North London derby is hardly the most intense football rivalry is it? Go stand outside Celtic Park wearing a Rangers shirt singing protestant hymns and confessing your love for your dear Sarah... we how that works out :rolleyes:
In Greece the biggest rivalry is PAO vs Olympiakos and when is the derby only the home team have fans.My sig is Pao vs Barca Euroleague and 20 000 pao fans reaping olympiakos

[Y2Jryder]

In Greece the biggest rivalry is PAO vs Olympiakos and when is the derby only the home team have fans.My sig is Pao vs Barca Euroleague and 20 000 pao fans reaping olympiakos I prefer Ajax - Feyenoord :p




I know yeah! I mean the North London derby is hardly the most intense football rivalry is it? Go stand outside Celtic Park wearing a Rangers shirt singing protestant hymns and confessing your love for your dear Sarah... we how that works out :rolleyes:

Yes those drunk Scottish definitely gonna kill him:p

[magglis]

I prefer Ajax - Feyenoord :p



Yes those drunk Scottish definitely gonna kill him:p
They are killing each other

[Steve Austin]

Pau on the meme scene! :p

http://www.cleveredfool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-mexican-meme.jpg

[Steve Austin]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20197374.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20197404.jpg

[B-MCINTYRE]

Why does this thread insist on appearing in my new posts section everytime I look!!!

[Steve Austin]

Why does this thread insist on appearing in my new posts section everytime I look!!!

Because it's the best damn thread on this site!

[magglis]

Because it's the best damn thread on this site!
http://i.imgur.com/vgAHU.gif

[B-MCINTYRE]

Because it's the best damn thread on this site!
Nah that can't be it. This thread sucks ;)

[Mojo Tartarus]

Nah that can't be it. This thread sucks ;)

This guy again?! :rolleyes:

:D

[magglis]

This guy again?! :rolleyes:

:D
http://i.imgur.com/vgAHU.gif

[B-MCINTYRE]

This guy again?! :rolleyes:

:D
Nah some other guy with the same name ;)

[Mojo Tartarus]

My ring music, if I ever got to the WWE:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQGeJYaAes

[magglis]

Nah some other guy with the same name ;)
http://tenmillionslaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wrong.gif

[Steve Austin]

My ring music, if I ever got to the WWE:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQGeJYaAes

Cracking song!

Just go away B-Mac!

[Steve Austin]

http://tenmillionslaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wrong.gif

I like this guy :p

[magglis]

My ring music, if I ever got to the WWE:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQGeJYaAes
Now i like Wade Barretts theme song

[Mojo Tartarus]

Glad you guys approve!

:D

[magglis]

Glad you guys approve!

:D
Thats my theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q#t=2s

[Steve Austin]

Glad you guys approve!

:D

Now you just need to get to WWE, easy :rolleyes:

[Steve Austin]

Thats my theme song


I disapprove :D

[magglis]

I disapprove :D
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[Steve Austin]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I don't really. :D #Bazinga!

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545649_302872386460864_190190401062397_681087_2078 803621_n.jpg

[Steve Austin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZY6jC5Dh6c

My music :p

[Mojo Tartarus]

Thats my theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q#t=2s

Nice, that's more early 2000's WWE!

[magglis]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUj20njFWJ-aGzrUNHnA9IhWGaP8M7UyZymc1OFUFRDZu0HpLU54AD7z2jWA

[Mojo Tartarus]

Now you just need to get to WWE, easy :rolleyes:

I'd make 'em all look bad! Too badass and ferocious!

[Steve Austin]

I'd make 'em all look bad! Too badass and ferocious!

Haha, sounds like my character with the music I choose :p

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZY6jC5Dh6c

My music :p

Why have you posted the same picture?!

:D

EDIT: Wow my computer is being freaky! When I click the link directly, it brings up the Ibrahimovic pic! :confused:

[magglis]

Nice, that more early 2000's WWE!
Thanks Mojo,i just noticed the Greek word χάος ​in your sig....Nice

[Steve Austin]

Thanks Mojo,i just noticed the Greek word χάος ​in your sig....Nice

If it's in his sig I'm guessing it translates to "I'm a cunt" :D

[Steve Austin]

Why have you posted the same picture?!

:D

What you on about :rolleyes:

[magglis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZY6jC5Dh6c

My music :p
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/11/128761500667747657.jpg

[Mojo Tartarus]

Thanks Mojo,i just noticed the Greek word χάος ​in your sig....Nice

Cheers, appropriate for my name!

[Steve Austin]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/11/128761500667747657.jpg

It's what I'm told :p

[magglis]

If it's in his sig I'm guessing it translates to "I'm a cunt" :D


No its chaos=χάος
chaos its a Greek word actually

[Mojo Tartarus]

What you on about :rolleyes:

Nice quick change! :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

If it's in his sig I'm guessing it translates to "I'm a cunt" :D



I'll get you a spoon, so you can eat my ass!


:D

[magglis]

Cheers, appropriate for my name!
Yes Τάρταρα Hades prison in the underworld(Greek mythology)

[Mojo Tartarus]

Yes Τάρταρα Hades prison in the underworld(Greek mythology)

Yup, love me a bit of Greek mythology! :)

[Steve Austin]

I'll get you a spoon, so you can eat my ass!


:D

Haha, you'll never be Stifler, I can tell you're more of a Sherminator :D


No its chaos=χάος
chaos its a Greek word actually

I know chief :P


Nice quick change! :D

What you on about :rolleyes:

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Haha, you'll never be Stifler, I can tell you're more of a Sherminator :D



I know chief :P



What you on about :rolleyes:

:D

Sherman gets to bone Nadia!!

:D

[Steve Austin]

Sherman gets to bone Nadia!!

:D

Stifler with two "lesbians" :p

#Stifmeister

[magglis]

Sherman gets to bone Nadia!!

:D
Sherman Sherman Sherman Sherman

[Steve Austin]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18011092

Poor guy, always be remembered by me for this goal:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgKLfAYrZI

[Mojo Tartarus]

Stifler with two "lesbians" :p

#Stifmeister

Rather just have Nadia and not get pissed on or drink another man's jizz!

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18011092

Poor guy, always be remembered by me for this goal:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgKLfAYrZI

Can't believe he's 29!

[Steve Austin]

Rather just have Nadia and not get pissed on or drink another man's jizz!

:D

Suit yourself. Those two girls are damn worth it :p

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Suit yourself. Those two girls are damn worth it :p

:D

Nothing's worth drinking another guy's man fat!

:D

[Steve Austin]

Can't believe he's 39!

39? What have you been smoking? :p

[magglis]

http://www.vinylrecords.ch/movies/S/SH/Shannon_Elizabeth/shannon_elizabeth_topless.jpg

[Steve Austin]

Nothing's worth drinking another guy's man fat!

:D

Haha if it's only in a film then it's milk :cool:

[Mojo Tartarus]

39? What have you been smoking? :p

Look again!!

:p

[Steve Austin]

http://www.vinylrecords.ch/movies/S/SH/Shannon_Elizabeth/shannon_elizabeth_topless.jpg

*Shudders* :p

I prefer the young girl in the new one :p

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://www.vinylrecords.ch/movies/S/SH/Shannon_Elizabeth/shannon_elizabeth_topless.jpg

I'd never leave the bedroom! :p

[Steve Austin]

Look again!!

:p

Where?????

[magglis]

39? What have you been smoking? :p
Yes she is american pie 1 was a 1999 comedy

[Mojo Tartarus]

*Shudders* :p

I prefer the young girl in the new one :p

She'd teach you a thing or two!!

[magglis]

:D..........

[Steve Austin]

Yes she is american pie 1 was a 1999 comedy

I know chief :p

[magglis]

:D............

[Steve Austin]

She'd teach you a thing or two!!

Like how to get to America illegaly! :D

[magglis]

I know chief :p
She was 26

[magglis]

Lets get creamy

[Steve Austin]

She was 26

Ok then...

#ShesAverage

[Mojo Tartarus]

Careful mate, those last two pics will get deleted or you could get a telling off! I'd remove them, don't want you getting in trouble!

[magglis]

I was going to remove them anw

[Steve Austin]

Birmingham v Blackpool > Bilbao v Madrid.

[magglis]

Birmingham v Blackpool > Bilbao v Madrid.
Llorente >Birmingham v Blackpool

[Mojo Tartarus]

I was going to remove them anw

Need you to not get a ban! You're good to talk to when I've had enough of Steve! :p

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Where?????

The post where I mention Mellor's age!!

[magglis]

Need you to not get a ban! You're good to talk to when I've had enough of Steve! :p

:D
He is a good guy too

[Mojo Tartarus]

He is a good guy too

He's a pain in the arse too!!

:D

[magglis]

He's a pain in the arse too!!

:D
Ha ha ha.......

[Steve Austin]

#LoveYouGuys :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

#LoveYouGuys :D

Awww, love ya too broski! :p

[Steve Austin]

Awww, love ya too broski! :p

:o

#BroLove

[magglis]

:o

#BroLove
Oh can i join you two lovers

[Steve Austin]

Oh can i join you two lovers

All are welcome :D

Except B-Mac :mad:

Fry-up is a genius!

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/574909_302926453122124_190190401062397_681293_9884 60385_n.jpg

[magglis]

All are welcome :D

Except B-Mac :mad:

Fry-up is a genius!

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/574909_302926453122124_190190401062397_681293_9884 60385_n.jpg
Love have no limits

[Mojo Tartarus]

Oh can i join you two lovers

The more the merrier!

[Mojo Tartarus]

All are welcome :D

Except B-Mac :mad:

Fry-up is a genius!

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/574909_302926453122124_190190401062397_681293_9884 60385_n.jpg

Ha! Fair play to him! :D

[magglis]

The more the merrier!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SEtbZ0IJuBY/TszMgffytJI/AAAAAAAABnc/_d-fKMXSbpU/s1600/Peter+Griffin+family+guy.png

[Steve Austin]

Forget Llorente to Liverpool, get that man Falcao!

[Giddy]

My friends and I had a big argument about football today. Liverpool vs Man U vs Barca vs "FUCK SOCCER!"

[Steve Austin]

My friends and I had a big argument about football today. Liverpool vs Man U vs Barca vs "FUCK SOCCER!"

Liverpool come out as winners.

[Giddy]

Liverpool come out as winners.
Of course... I was the one arguing for them!

And my Man U friend kept saying "Suarez is racist!" as his only argument.

[VanHooliganX]

My friends and I had a big argument about football today. Liverpool vs Man U vs Barca vs "FUCK SOCCER!"

Good lord...All of them are wrong then.

[Steve Austin]

Of course... I was the one arguing for them!

And my Man U friend kept saying "Suarez is racist!" as his only argument.

Good stuff Gidion!

Yeah I doubt he knows who Roy 'racist' Keane is so can't use that against him.

[Giddy]

Good lord...All of them are wrong then.
And my Man U friend bet me that Man City will tie QPR.

[Steve Austin]

Blackpool 1 (2) Birmingham 0 (0)

Looks like Blackpool v West Ham, that'll be a good game!

2-0 Athletico v Athletic. Falcao with two cracking goals!

[Steve Austin]

AC Milan first summer signing:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18012277

[Steve Austin]

Blackpool 2 (3) Birmingham 0 (0)

Kevin Phillips, game over.

[magglis]

Blackpool 2 (3) Birmingham 0 (0)

Kevin Phillips, game over.
Falcao is the man

[Destruction]

And my Man U friend bet me that Man City will tie QPR.

You should take that bet

And I'm surprised you know that many people/teams about soccer.

I know Tom Brady, Denver Broncos, Pittsburgh Steelers, Green Bay Packer, New Englands Patriots... and that's it

[magglis]

OMG Bilbao can not score

[Steve Austin]

Falcao is the man

He is indeed!


OMG Bilbao can not score

Having a poor night, credit to Athletico!

[magglis]

Falcao>Messi

[Steve Austin]

Birmingham 2 (2) Blackpool 2 (3)

Davies and Zigic, 10 mins to get a third!

[Destruction]

Birmingham 2 (2) Blackpool 2 (3)

Davies and Zigic, 10 mins to get a third!

Do play-offs have Away Goals rules

[magglis]

Diego 3-0
Atletico the champs

[Steve Austin]

Do play-offs have Away Goals rules

Nah they don't!

[magglis]

World class performance by atletico,well done

[Steve Austin]

World class performance by atletico,well done

Was top notch! Falcao is Mr. Europa League! Perfect for Liverpool next season :p

[Y2Jryder]

Falcao is great! better than Benzema IMO

[magglis]

Llorente is sad,now i am sad

[Steve Austin]

Falcao is great! better than Benzema IMO

Yeah I think he's one of the best around too, thought Madrid were gonna buy him, Chelsea should of instead of Torres (Cause I wanted him to stay at Liverpool :p )

Been a huge fan for years!

[magglis]

Yeah I think he's one of the best around too, thought Madrid were gonna buy him, Chelsea should of instead of Torres (Cause I wanted him to stay at Liverpool :p )

Been a huge fan for years!
i think city wants him

[Steve Austin]

If I was him I'd rather play more games in a season with Suarez and Gerrard than be in a rotation system with Balotelli, Tevez, Aguero and Dzeko. :p

[Y2Jryder]

i think city wants him

City buys everything that moves

[Y2Jryder]

If I was him I'd rather play more games in a season with Suarez and Gerrard than be in a rotation system with Balotelli, Tevez, Aguero and Dzeko. :p If I were Falcao and they picked Dzeko to play over me I would be pissed off!:mad:

[magglis]

irony of football,people are celebrating and others are crying

[magglis]

If I were Falcao and they picked Dzeko to play over me I would be pissed off!:mad:
True
hjgffjgfgdjg

[Steve Austin]

If I were Falcao and they picked Dzeko to play over me I would be pissed off!:mad:

Exactly. I'd be annoyed if they picked Balotelli over me.

[magglis]

Exactly. I'd be annoyed if they picked Balotelli over me.
Steve>Balotelli

[Steve Austin]

Steve>Balotelli

Cheers pal :o

[TheBeardOfZeus]

If I was him I'd rather play more games in a season with Suarez and Gerrard than be in a rotation system with Balotelli, Tevez, Aguero and Dzeko. :p

Good point, but no one wants to join Liverpool! Pull your expectations back ;)

He signed for 40mil Euros, he'd be a big price tag for anyone, he's staying put.

[Steve Austin]

Good point, but no one wants to join Liverpool! Pull your expectations back ;)

He signed for 40mil Euros, he'd be a big price tag for anyone, he's staying put.

Haha I was expecting that from someone :p

That was my only concern, unless they need to sell or he wants to go (probably not yet) then he'll be there next season.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Good point, but no one wants to join Liverpool! Pull your expectations back ;)

He signed for 40mil Euros, he'd be a big price tag for anyone, he's staying put.

He'll be worth 50 quid shortly, with how well the Euro is doing! :D

(Oh yeah, I just dropped a political gag! :cool:)

[Steve Austin]

He'll be worth 50 quid shortly, with how well the Euro is doing! :D

(Oh yeah, I just dropped a political gag! :cool:)

You think you're better than us?! :mad:

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

You think you're better than us?! :mad:

:D

Errrrr....... Yep! :D


Nearly 1,000 clear of CBOT! :p

[Steve Austin]

Errrrr....... Yep! :D


Nearly 1,000 clear of CBOT! :p

Haha.

We're class! :p

[Grind_Bastard]

Great match by Atlético Madrid, a well deserved win. A pity for Athletic, that also made a great campaign.

Falcao should stay.

[magglis]

Great match by Atlético Madrid, a well deserved win. A pity for Athletic, that also made a great campaign.

Falcao should stay.
He was made for bigger clubs

[Mojo Tartarus]

He was made for bigger clubs

Like Liverpool!!

[magglis]

Like Liverpool!!
No i said bigger lol!

[Y2Jryder]

Like Liverpool!!

Wake up Wade:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

No i said bigger lol!

Oiiiiiiiiiii

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Wake up Wade:D

Jealousy is a horrible thing!

:D

[magglis]

Oiiiiiiiiiii

:D
Neeeeeeeeeeeee

[Y2Jryder]

Jealousy is a horrible thing!

:D
Liverpool is fallen glory:p

[Mojo Tartarus]

Liverpool is fallen glory:p

We'll win the League next year! :p

:D

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Like Liverpool!!


Jealousy is a horrible thing!

:D


We'll win the League next year! :p

:D

Classic Liverpool fan mentality ;)

Almost as bad as Leeds fans!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Classic Liverpool fan mentality ;)

Almost as bad as Leeds fans!

Team of the Gods with fans to match!

:D

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Team of the Gods with fans to match!

:D

Gods finish 8th? Hull will be pleased with the news as the Championship Gods!

Banter mate, United play the "We will win" card for every game ever.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Falcao is great! better than Benzema IMO

Ex Porto player that's why! :D

some of the gems Porto have found and sold over the years are amazing! Falcao just a born goal scorer!

No chance of him going to Liverpool either.. :p

[Mojo Tartarus]

Gods finish 8th? Hull will be pleased with the news as the Championship Gods!

Banter mate, United play the "We will win" card for every game ever.

These Gods do! :D

True dat!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Ex Porto player that's why! :D

some of the gems Porto have found and sold over the years are amazing! Falcao just a born goal scorer!

No chance of him going to Liverpool either.. :p

Bite me!!! :D

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Bite me!!! :D

He has an awesome 0% chance of going to Liverpool.

Should concentrate on more sane targets.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

He has an awesome 0% chance of going to Liverpool.

Should concentrate on more sane targets.

I hear Heskey is out of contract end of the season! :)

[magglis]

Falcaos new team

Barcelona

[Mojo Tartarus]

He has an awesome 0% chance of going to Liverpool.

Should concentrate on more sane targets.

Neymar it is then!!

[Mojo Tartarus]

I hear Heskey is out of contract end of the season! :)

I thought it was United's new thing, to have broken down ex-Liverpool players lately! :rolleyes:

;)

[magglis]

Neymars new team

not Liverpool

[Mojo Tartarus]

Falcaos new team

Liverpool

This guy knows!!

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Neymars new team

Liverpool

And again! :p

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Neymar it is then!!

Haha! Well played...

They need Champions League football, otherwise they will only be able to attract the mid-level talent they already have.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I thought it was United's new thing, to have broken down ex-Liverpool players lately! :rolleyes:

;)

Remember when Liverpool tried buying Heinze? ;) Touche!

[magglis]

This guy knows!!

:D
http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/02/You-Are-Crazy-Valentine.jpg

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha! Well played...

They need Champions League football, otherwise they will only be able to attract the mid-level talent they already have.

Got Suarez with out champions league football though. :) Don't like the guy but he's a class player.

Forget about Neymar and Falcao though LOL!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Haha! Well played...

They need Champions League football, otherwise they will only be able to attract the mid-level talent they already have.

Oi, cheap shot! :p True, we do need Champs League again!


Remember when Liverpool tried buying Heinze? ;) Touche!

Heinze was still alright then!! :D

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Oi, cheap shot! :p True, we do need Champs League again!



Heinze was still alright then!! :D

Was a good cheap shot haha! Suarez is decent, about it.

Gerrard needs to change his game, from what I've seen. There is too much average.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Oi, cheap shot! :p True, we do need Champs League again!



Heinze was still alright then!! :D

LOL! 1-0 me :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/02/You-Are-Crazy-Valentine.jpg

I'm not crazy! At least that's what the voices in my head tell me!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Was a good cheap shot haha! Suarez is decent, about it.

Gerrard needs to change his game, from what I've seen. There is too much average.

Gerrard's getting on now! :(


LOL! 1-0 me :D

No!! :mad:

:D

[magglis]

I'm not crazy! At least that's what the voices in my head tell me!
Only Randy can hear voices

[Mojo Tartarus]

Only Randy can hear voices

Randy can only hear those in his own head! I can hear mine and others!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Gerrard's getting on now! :(



No!! :mad:


:D

Still a good player though man.. premier league legend no doubt! :)

Haha! :p

[Mojo Tartarus]

Still a good player though man.. premier league legend no doubt! :)

Haha! :p

Definitely true!! :)

[magglis]

Randy can only hear those in his own head! I can hear mine and others!!
Well, they are lying to you

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Still a good player though man.. premier league legend no doubt! :)

Haha! :p

Oh he's a legend, but it was glaring how poor the midfield was in the FA Cup final. Shelvey will have to be good next year.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Well, they are lying to you

One or two maybe but not all of them!!

[magglis]

Still a good player though man.. premier league legend no doubt! :)

Haha! :p
True
tsdfdgdgs

[Mojo Tartarus]

I'm off now fellas!

Try not to miss me too much! :p

Laterz people! :)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Oh he's a legend, but it was glaring how poor the midfield was in the FA Cup final. Shelvey will have to be good next year.

Yeah man no doubt.. Spearing is shocking aswell.

[magglis]

Oh he's a legend, but it was glaring how poor the midfield was in the FA Cup final. Shelvey will have to be good next year.
That was one match,Gerrard is Liverpool and Liverpool is Gerrard

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I'm off now fellas!

Try not to miss me too much! :p

Laterz people! :)

Night bro! :)

[magglis]

Yeah man no doubt.. Spearing is shocking aswell.
Spearing reminds me a hobbit

[magglis]

I'm off now fellas!

Try not to miss me too much! :p

Laterz people! :)
See ya
fgdgdg

[TheBeardOfZeus]

That was one match,Gerrard is Liverpool and Liverpool is Gerrard

Gerrard is still good, but not a major difference. They need a new midfield, it's been obvious for a while.

[magglis]

Gerrard is still good, but not a major difference. They need a new midfield, it's been obvious for a while.
He's getting old too

[magglis]

Ok guys gotta go,goodnight

[Steve Austin]

Seems like I missed the party :p

I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you from Rome to Bari, Aqua, Aquilani.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Seems like I missed the party :p

I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you from Rome to Bari, Aqua, Aquilani.

Yep! :)

Nice.. :) Is he coming back to Liverpool? was a good player for Roma! always signed him on FM!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ok guys gotta go,goodnight

Night mate. :)

[Steve Austin]

Yep! :)

Nice.. :) Is he coming back to Liverpool? was a good player for Roma! always signed him on FM!

Looks that way, Milan haven't bought him yet and he'd be welcomed back with open arms! Love the guy!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Looks that way, Milan haven't bought him yet and he'd be welcomed back with open arms! Love the guy!

Well he's better then most of what you have now.

Plus big money spent and just to let him go without a real chance is such a waste! :)

[Steve Austin]

Well he's better then most of what you have now.

Plus big money spent and just to let him go without a real chance is such a waste! :)

Exactly, him Lucas and Gerrard is a midfield I'd like to see!

Joe cole back too, lets hope that good season at Lille has helped! :)

[JSullivan]

I never understood why Cole went out on Loan.

Awesome winger.

[Steve Austin]

I never understood why Cole went out on Loan.

Awesome winger.

Injuries and it just wasn't working for him at Liverpool. Let's hope that changes, he's an outstanding player.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I never understood why Cole went out on Loan.

Awesome winger.

Seemed to lose his way! was a classy player for Chelsea and West Ham though..

I fancy He may go back to Lille on loan again though Steve! :) If I was Liverpool.. I would give him another chance and play him!

[pauadrian]

Got a friendly today with my local team scored 2 goals as striker and won 4-2
scored one like the one in minute 1:12


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKFiM5vSxQ

and another


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCIiCN2z-0Q

celebrated the first like this guy lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd02kZk3MF8

second goal celebrated like this
http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/132146900798.jpg

[Tomsta666]

Keep up the good work Pau! :cool:

Proud of ya!

[pauadrian]

Keep up the good work Pau! :cool:

Proud of ya!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I'm a cunt :D

[B-MCINTYRE]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I'm a cunt :D
You certainly are!

[JSullivan]

So...

My PC broke.

[Steve Austin]

So...

My PC broke.

:( :D :p :'( :rolleyes::mad::o

[Mojo Tartarus]

Hey Pau, no Chicarito at the Olympics!

[Mojo Tartarus]

So...

My PC broke.

Wounder, I know that pain!

[Steve Austin]

Hey Pau, no Chicarito at the Olympics!

Fergie is a cunt! :D

He's hardly played him all season!

[Steve Austin]

New Liverpool home kit to be announced at midnight tonight! :)

Also we're linked with Milos Krasic and Rasmus Elm.

[JSullivan]

Wounder, I know that pain!

The worst bit about it is I'm too smart with computers. I know so much shit that a person who has no training should not know. I never get viruses, I look after my PC, so what happens? My Hard Drive just gives up for no reason...Fuck My Life.

[JSullivan]

New Liverpool home kit to be announced at midnight tonight! :)

Also we're linked with Milos Krasic and Rasmus Elm.

Rasmus Elm is class.

[magglis]

http://www.epltalk.com/media/2011/11/Manchester_United_12_13_nike_home_leaked_1.jpg
Manchester United’s home shirt for the 2012-13 season

[magglis]

http://www.epltalk.com/media/2011/11/Manchester_United_12_13_nike_home_leaked_2.jpg
Awful shirt

[JSullivan]

http://www.epltalk.com/media/2011/11/Manchester_United_12_13_nike_home_leaked_1.jpg
Manchester United’s home shirt for the 2012-13 season

What the shit.

Thats horrid.

[Steve Austin]

Rasmus Elm is class.

He's pretty good, can't wait to see who Liverpool actually buy :)

I bet that isn't their shirt, looks like someone has edited this seasons with some checkers cause the away one is exactly the same as this years away kit with the checkers.

[JSullivan]

He's pretty good, can't wait to see who Liverpool actually buy :)

I bet that isn't their shirt, looks like someone has edited this seasons with some checkers cause the away one is exactly the same as this years away kit with the checkers.

Potentially.

The best team in England should not be representing us with that shite.

[Steve Austin]

Potentially.

The best team in England should not be representing us with that shite.

And they won't! They're not idiots! (They probably are idiots but they won't wear that)

[JSullivan]

And they won't! They're not idiots! (They probably are idiots but they won't wear that)

Oh, they are idiots. They're the scum city of the UK, they have 1 brain between their entire population...