The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Anyway, I had to quit Bingo!! I suffer from Bingo elbow!! Can't mark the numbers off my card anymore!! :D

[Steve Austin]

Anyway, I had to quit Bingo!! I suffer from Bingo elbow!! Can't mark the numbers off my card anymore!! :D

Haha vintage Wade ;)

Just to make sure, you are Wade, don't forget your name again! ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha vintage Wade ;)

Just to make sure, you are Wade, don't forget your name again! ;)


Oiiii! I can still outhink.....you.....young..... I'm not a big fan of cheese!!!

[Steve Austin]

Oiiii! I can still outhink.....you.....young..... I'm not a big fan of cheese!!!

Haha. Yes you can! You can do whatever you want... Know go to sleep, tomorrow we will take you to that retirement home, you'll like it there, it's has no cheese ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha. Yes you can! You can do whatever you want... Know go to sleep, tomorrow we will take you to that retirement home, you'll like it there, it's has no cheese ;)

I need my Bovril first!! Who's retiring to the what now?!

I hate Edam!!

[Steve Austin]

I need my Bovril first!! Who's retiring to the what now?!

I hate Edam!!

Haha. Damn. He's out of control! Someone get the tranquilliser!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha. Damn. He's out of control! Someone get the tranquilliser!

Can I request morphine?!

[Steve Austin]

Can I request morphine?!

Yes you can have what ever you want, you brave man you.




(don't give him morphine) ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yes you can have what ever you want, you brave man you.




(don't give him morphine) ;)

Great!!!! :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Oiiiii! I have to nap these days, at my age I need regular naps!!

Also not WW1 you cheeky gits, I remember the Boer War!!

What was I talking about again?! :p

haha nice :D

[VanHooliganX]

Oiiiii! I have to nap these days, at my age I need regular naps!!

Also not WW1 you cheeky gits, I remember the Boer War!!

What was I talking about again?! :p

You were just telling us the time when you watched Everton Athletic beat actual Everton FC.

[Tomsta666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CXY6TVBMc

[VanHooliganX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CXY6TVBMc

Haha brilliant!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Tomsta and van.. i just want too say your gamerscores are Crazy! LOL also thanks for the add guys,

[Tomsta666]

Tomsta and van.. i just want too say your gamerscores are Crazy! LOL also thanks for the add guys,

No problem man, hopefully we can get a games of fifa going. Maybe even an EWN pro clubs team eh? ;)

And lulz! What can I say? I'm a whore to the score!! :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

No problem man, hopefully we can get a games of fifa going. Maybe even an EWN pro clubs team eh? ;)

And lulz! What can I say? I'm a whore to the score!! :D

and yeh van said about an ewn team.. i dont play online much but that would be cool deffo!

yeh it shows man! impressive!

[pauadrian]

Tomsta and van.. i just want too say your gamerscores are Crazy! LOL also thanks for the add guys,

van preferse completion whore or something like that

btw what´s your gamertag

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

van preferse completion whore or something like that

btw what´s your gamertag

Deco320 :) will accept you next time im on man,

[pauadrian]

Deco320 :) will accept you next time im on man,

jokes on you i am not onlline hahahahahhahaahahahahah
not funny

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

jokes on you i am not onlline hahahahahhahaahahahahah
not funny

i think it's time for your bed young pau! :D

[pauadrian]

i think it's time for your bed young pau! :D

must have been the brownies i ate

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

must have been the brownies i ate

haha :) man mexico must do sum crazy brownies!

[pauadrian]

haha :) man mexico must do sum crazy brownies!

lol your lucky i don´t get offended easily

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

lol your lucky i don´t get offended easily

you said too me before you didnt.. plus you know you can do it back, but if i ever go over the mark just say man and i will say sorry and will also say viva mexico and Alex kidd is amazing for your forgiveness!! :D

[pauadrian]

you said too me before you didnt.. plus you know you can do it back, but if i ever go over the mark just say man and i will say sorry and will also say viva mexico and Alex kidd is amazing for your forgiveness!! :D

man........................................


now it´s your turn lol

honestly joke about mexico all you want i can strike back somehow someday :D
i got plenty of american jokes not portugeese though or english
i only have canadian and american

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

man........................................


now it´s your turn lol

honestly joke about mexico all you want i can strike back somehow someday :D
i got plenty of american jokes not portugeese though or english
i only have canadian and american

Sorry! Viva Mexico!! and Alex Kidd is a Amazing!!
(Veryy funny)

haha thats leaves me safe for a while then.. :D

[Steve Austin]

I guess this puts David Villa's January move rumours out the window:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16199037.stm

It was against Al Sadd in the WCC. I came up with a joke, it's not bad for on the spot.

David Villa broke his leg? Al Sadd ;) (take it as a joke JJ I'm not slating Spain of Barca)

As for Torres:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16193854.stm

This one is for Wade: http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/kenny-on-january-transfers

KK comfirming he has money to spend :)

Some comments on there are stupid, one said "Liverpool need to buy Torres, Higuain, Afellay and another striker" Idiot.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

As for Torres:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16193854.stm

This one is for Wade: http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/kenny-on-january-transfers

KK comfirming he has money to spend

Some comments on there are stupid, one said "Liverpool need to buy Torres, Higuain, Afellay and another striker" Idiot.

David Villa 'joke'; Don't give up the day job! :p

Torres; Are they using the managerial sacking gambit? He's not available at any price, right up until they get a decent offer for him!

Yeah, Kenny is basically saying, 'Watch this space bitches!!' :p

Need to buy Torres?! :D They may as well buy me! I'd score as many and take lower wages!! :p

[VanHooliganX]

David Villa 'joke'; Don't give up the day job! :p

Torres; Are they using the managerial sacking gambit? He's not available at any price, right up until they get a decent offer for him!

Yeah, Kenny is basically saying, 'Watch this space bitches!!' :p

Need to buy Torres?! :D They may as well buy me! I'd score as many and take lower wages!! :p

I should sign for Chelsea.

Why? Well i'm better than Lampard and i'm a fairly big dude so I have a good rugby tackle on me. It'll cut out the middle man for how Chelsea play.
Plus you know i'll get away with it as long as I pretend to be injured ;D

Oh dear. I just summed Chelsea up in 2 sentences. :S

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I should sign for Chelsea.

Why? Well i'm better than Lampard and i'm a fairly big dude so I have a good rugby tackle on me. It'll cut out the middle man for how Chelsea play.
Plus you know i'll get away with it as long as I pretend to be injured ;D

Oh dear. I just summed Chelsea up in 2 sentences. :S

Are you big built or Fat Frank big?! :D

[VanHooliganX]

Are you big built or Fat Frank big?! :D

A bit of both rly lol

[Wade Barrett 1979]

A bit of both rly lol

Ha! Fair enough! You cound replace him then! Most Chelski fans probably wouldn't notice!! Actually most Chelski fans probably wouldn't notice, if you shaved a chimp and put a Lampard shirt on it!! :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ha! Fair enough! You cound replace him then! Most Chelski fans probably wouldn't notice!! Actually most Chelski fans probably wouldn't notice, if you shaved a chimp and put a Lampard shirt on it!! :D

now your being silly man.. course they would notice, the fans would be like " hey thats not lampard, look at the movement and energy he has.. thats not him" :)

also sad news about villa!!

so kenny has money too spend then.. what you reckon another 35mil on Demba Ba ?.

[VanHooliganX]

now your being silly man.. course they would notice, the fans would be like " hey thats not lampard, look at the movement and energy he has.. thats not him" :)

also sad news about villa!!

so kenny has money too spend then.. what you reckon another 35mil on Demba Ba ?.

Depends. Krul, Colochini(sp?) and both taylors are playing well for Newcastle. They may want the whole set ;D

Newcapool FC ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Depends. Krul, Colochini(sp?) and both taylors are playing well for Newcastle. They may want the whole set ;D

Newcapool FC ;)

Very true.. few rumours there looking too tempt shearer back out of retirement!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

now your being silly man.. course they would notice, the fans would be like " hey thats not lampard, look at the movement and energy he has.. thats not him" :)

also sad news about villa!!

so kenny has money too spend then.. what you reckon another 35mil on Demba Ba ?.

Ha! :D

Didn't you hear?! 35m for Messi! :p

[VanHooliganX]

Ha! :D

Didn't you hear?! 35m for Messi! :p

PLEEEEEAAAASE tell me thats our bid for him!!!

I'd love to have Messi on our team (/like any team lol)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ha! :D

Didn't you hear?! 35m for Messi! :p

LOL is that 35m every appearance ?.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

LOL is that 35m every appearance ?.

Come on! For a chance to play for us, he'd to it for 10 quid and all the crisps he could eat!! :p



PLEEEEEAAAASE tell me thats our bid for him!!!

I'd love to have Messi on our team (/like any team lol)

Nah, he's a secret Scouser! You not seen the pictures of him in shell suit and perm?! :D

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Come on! For a chance to play for us, he'd to it for 10 quid and all the crisps he could eat!! :p




Nah, he's a secret Scouser! You not seen the pictures of him in shell suit and perm?! :D

LOL calm down! calm down!! :D

[Steve Austin]

David Villa 'joke'; Don't give up the day job!

Torres; Are they using the managerial sacking gambit? He's not available at any price, right up until they get a decent offer for him!

Yeah, Kenny is basically saying, 'Watch this space bitches!!'

Need to buy Torres?! They may as well buy me! I'd score as many and take lower wages!!

Ah I was happy with that Villa joke, maybe I will leave it out of my stand up :(

I'd rather have you up top than Torres, you can use all that experience, you do have many years of it ;)

@Van and THBK, less of that! Leave Liverpool out of this!

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/388945_218400421571851_139899472755280_485715_2123 665626_n.jpg

http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/owen-manchester-united1.jpg

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

haha cheapshots :) preety funny tho!

[VanHooliganX]

I'll have you know those those are the best 6 minutes you'll ever find!!!

Having said that i'm very jealous of that QPR video ever other club watches and loves. ;D

[Steve Austin]

I'll have you know those those are the best 6 minutes you'll ever find!!!

Having said that i'm very jealous of that QPR video ever other club watches and loves. ;D

Haha nice.

That Yaya Toure goal in the FA Cup final is definitely up there with umm... the other moment... umm... Oh when they, no thats not it.... Yeah so the FA Cup last year ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Haha nice.

That Yaya Toure goal in the FA Cup final is definitely up there with umm... the other moment... umm... Oh when they, no thats not it.... Yeah so the FA Cup last year ;)

Aye just that FA cup....with the other 4
and the 4 league cups
and the 2 english titles
and a pointless lower euro cup thingy that shouldn't exist. (iuno something like the euro vase or some shit, who cares)

But I guess i'd pick on a side that has won something in this new decade ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha nice.

That Yaya Toure goal in the FA Cup final is definitely up there with umm... the other moment... umm... Oh when they, no thats not it.... Yeah so the FA Cup last year ;)

it's up there with that moment owen scored the winner!! and became a united legend, loved bye the real reds!

Michael Owen is a red, is a red,is a red!!
Michael Owen is a red!
He hates SCOUSER'S!!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Aye just that FA cup....with the other 4
and the 4 league cups
and the 2 english titles
and a pointless lower euro cup thingy that shouldn't exist. (iuno something like the euro vase or some shit, who cares)

But I guess i'd pick on a side that has won something in this new decade ;)

hahaha well in van :D

[Steve Austin]

Aye just that FA cup....with the other 4
and the 4 league cups
and the 2 english titles
and a pointless lower euro cup thingy that shouldn't exist. (iuno something like the euro vase or some shit, who cares)

But I guess i'd pick on a side that has won something in this new decade ;)

Haha well played...

Say this while you have the chance! 2012 is the year of Liverpool!

Carling, Cup, FA Cup and 4th place this season! Next season Premier League and Champions League!

Viva la Reds ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha well played...

Say this while you have the chance! 2012 is the year of Liverpool!

Carling, Cup, FA Cup and 4th place this season! Next season Premier League and Champions League!

Viva la Reds ;)

this time next year rodders! we will be millionaires!! liverpool fans sound so much like wenger these days :D

[VanHooliganX]

Haha well played...

Say this while you have the chance! 2012 is the year of Liverpool!

Carling, Cup, FA Cup and 4th place this season! Next season Premier League and Champions League!

Viva la Reds ;)

Thank you. :)
I enjoy banter lol

and I don't mean. LOL ARSENAL SUCK CAUSE U CAN'T BEAT BIRMINGHAM LOLZ
I mean real banter lol


Also. Better dead than red :P

[Steve Austin]

this time next year rodders! we will be millionaires!! liverpool fans sound so much like wenger these days :D

Haha less of that (Wade where the hell is my back up! Oh my bad, it's nap time ;) )

You know it's true and Utd are on the downward spiral,

3 years from now when someone asks "Who are that Red team in Machester? " People will say "What Droylsden?" ;)

[Steve Austin]

Thank you. :)
I enjoy banter lol

and I don't mean. LOL ARSENAL SUCK CAUSE U CAN'T BEAT BIRMINGHAM LOLZ
I mean real banter lol


Also. Better dead than red :P

Haha who doesn't enjoy the banter? (other than JJ and my gay friends who remove me off Facebook for mocking their teams)

I'd rather have no shoes than be a Blue ;) (sorry best I could come up with in a short amount of time)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha less of that (Wade where the hell is my back up! Oh my bad, it's nap time ;) )

You know it's true and Utd are on the downward spiral,

3 years from now when someone asks "Who are that Red team in Machester? " People will say "What Droylsden?" ;)

people said that when beckham left.. people said that when arsenal became unvincible! people said that when chelsea became the power in english football.. people said that when ronaldo left! people are saying it again...

the key too all that is people hoping! United biggest sports team in the world!! as rafa would say thats Fact!!

and haha the wade is old jokes start again!! :)

[VanHooliganX]

Haha who doesn't enjoy the banter? (other than JJ and my gay friends who remove me off Facebook for mocking their teams)

I'd rather have no shoes than be a Blue ;) (sorry best I could come up with in a short amount of time)

Its quite sad that premier league is 1 of the only leagues(in probably the only sport) that has great bantering abilities.

I can't do this stuff with say. NBA, NHL or NFL.

People go down to LOL HOW MANY TROPHIES/SUPERBOWLS HAVE YOU WON LULZ0RS.

Well fuck, none of my teams have won 1. It'll mean more when they do win 1 unlike you who was born into them being a 65 trillion time champion. Besides, how many cups/trophies people have won mean jack shit when you're down a point with time running out.

[Steve Austin]

people said that when beckham left.. people said that when arsenal became unvincible! people said that when chelsea became the power in english football.. people said that when ronaldo left! people are saying it again...

the key too all that is people hoping! United biggest sports team in the world!! as rafa would say thats Fact!!

and haha the wade is old jokes start again!! :)

Haha...

Who are Man United? What the famous English team that wear Red, have won a lot of trophies, have a legendary Scottish manager and a great history.

Yeah!

Oh you mean Liverpool! ;)

It has to be done, I need back up ;) WADE! put down the cream of wheat and get my back ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Its quite sad that premier league is 1 of the only leagues(in probably the only sport) that has great bantering abilities.

I can't do this stuff with say. NBA, NHL or NFL.

People go down to LOL HOW MANY TROPHIES/SUPERBOWLS HAVE YOU WON LULZ0RS.

Well fuck, none of my teams have won 1. It'll mean more when they do win 1 unlike you who was born into them being a 65 trillion time champion. Besides, how many cups/trophies people have won mean jack shit when you're down a point with time running out.

football is in the olny sport i really follow.. are the american sports that bad when you banter then yeh ?.

[Steve Austin]

Its quite sad that premier league is 1 of the only leagues(in probably the only sport) that has great bantering abilities.

I can't do this stuff with say. NBA, NHL or NFL.

People go down to LOL HOW MANY TROPHIES/SUPERBOWLS HAVE YOU WON LULZ0RS.

Well fuck, none of my teams have won 1. It'll mean more when they do win 1 unlike you who was born into them being a 65 trillion time champion. Besides, how many cups/trophies people have won mean jack shit when you're down a point with time running out.

Yeah, thats why English fans (most, not the sad ones or the rioters and Millwall fans absolutely disgust me, more interested in the violence than the football)

Thats why I don't watch US sports as well as, I hate the commentary, all the damn stopages! Stupid rules and a few more things ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha...

Who are Man United? What the famous English team that wear Red, have won a lot of trophies, have a legendary Scottish manager and a great history.

Yeah!

Oh you mean Liverpool! ;)

It has to be done, I need back up ;) WADE! put down the cream of wheat and get my back ;)

LOL keep wishing mate!!

wade is watching.. he just knows not even his OLDER KNOWLEDGE can save this piece of banter :) It's 1-0 too United!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Yeah, thats why English fans (most, not the sad ones or the rioters and Millwall fans absolutely disgust me, more interested in the violence than the football)

Thats why I don't watch US sports as well as, I hate the commentary, all the damn stopages! Stupid rules and a few more things ;)

%100 agree :D

[Steve Austin]

LOL keep wishing mate!!

wade is watching.. he just knows not even his OLDER KNOWLEDGE can save this piece of banter :) It's 1-0 too United!!

Haha, he is a wise man though (attempt to win some points back for loads of old jokes ;) )

1-0 Utd is fine, I remember them going 1-0 at Old Trafford against Liverpool and losing 4-1 so it doesn't phase me :p


%100 agree :D

Thats because I'm the master of all things!

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah, thats why English fans (most, not the sad ones or the rioters and Millwall fans absolutely disgust me, more interested in the violence than the football)

Thats why I don't watch US sports as well as, I hate the commentary, all the damn stopages! Stupid rules and a few more things ;)

I don't mind a bit of ruffing up. Shows a bit of passion (as long as theres a point to it to make a stand or something)

For commentary i'm fairly lucky. I'm not from the actual areas but I find a stream with the local commentators of that area. So then I don't get bummed with pro-commentators who lick the feet of a team I dispise (SUP CHELSEA!!!)
They just talk a lot about the team or say what they should/shouldn't do.

Also stoppages kill me too. Ice Hockey I can live with but NFL and MLB I watch highlights.

football is in the olny sport i really follow.. are the american sports that bad when you banter then yeh ?.

It's hard to find decent places. I'm sure if more people talked/followed NHL there would be some great banter on that.

[Steve Austin]

I don't mind a bit of ruffing up. Shows a bit of passion (as long as theres a point to it to make a stand or something)

For commentary i'm fairly lucky. I'm not from the actual areas but I find a stream with the local commentators of that area. So then I don't get bummed with pro-commentators who lick the feet of a team I dispise (SUP CHELSEA!!!)
They just talk a lot about the team or say what they should/shouldn't do.

Also stoppages kill me too. Ice Hockey I can live with but NFL and MLB I watch highlights.

Yeah I don't mind it when it's passionate but Millwall fans saying "Where's your Gary Speed?" To Cardiff fans or any fans really is damn right out of order and there is no need for it!

Ah fair play man, I've tried watching them all. I don't mind NHL, NFL is boring IMO, I don't like Rugby either and don't even get me started on MLB ;)

I don't mind NBA, I'm quite good as Basketball and played for my school team still though, too many stopages!!!

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah I don't mind it when it's passionate but Millwall fans saying "Where's your Gary Speed?" To Cardiff fans or any fans really is damn right out of order and there is no need for it!

Ah fair play man, I've tried watching them all. I don't mind NHL, NFL is boring IMO, I don't like Rugby either and don't even get me started on MLB ;)

I don't mind NBA, I'm quite good as Basketball and played for my school team still though, too many stopages!!!

Yeah but Milwall fans' claim to glory is getting raped in the FA cup final 3-0 years ago.
Shows how good they are.

[Steve Austin]

Yeah but Milwall fans' claim to glory is getting raped in the FA cup final 3-0 years ago.
Shows how good they are.

Haha good call.

Spurs are 3-0 up and Rubin are 1-0 down. All they need is another 1 goal boths ways and they are through! I wonder if Harry will still claim he didn't want to go through if it does up end that way.

I got an Idea for a thread, Say a topic and then we have to do a starting XI on that topic. Example: Topic, animals, Player, Gareth Snail, you guys like it?

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha good call.

Spurs are 3-0 up and Rubin are 1-0 down. All they need is another 1 goal boths ways and they are through! I wonder if Harry will still claim he didn't want to go through if it does up end that way.

I got an Idea for a thread, Say a topic and then we have to do a starting XI on that topic. Example: Topic, animals, Player, Gareth Snail, you guys like it?

bored then i take it ?. :P start us off then..

[Steve Austin]

bored then i take it ?. :P start us off then..

Haha, a little... Europa league football is just depressing! I'll do it now!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha, a little... Europa league football is just depressing! I'll do it now!

yeh cant watch that rubbish.. well untilll united are in there of course LOL im playing Fm and just checking on this now and then.. just beat chelsea 3-0 away with porto too get in the quaters of the champions league, next draw gets barcelona Gutted!!

[Steve Austin]

yeh cant watch that rubbish.. well untilll united are in there of course LOL im playing Fm and just checking on this now and then.. just beat chelsea 3-0 away with porto too get in the quaters of the champions league, next draw gets barcelona Gutted!!

I'm gonna watch City games :p Savage :L but great result against Chelsea!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I'm gonna watch City games :p Savage :L but great result against Chelsea!

LOL surprise surprise :D we going too do the animal thing then.. you started with Gareth Snail.. I will go with Didier Dogba :D

[Steve Austin]

LOL surprise surprise :D we going too do the animal thing then.. you started with Gareth Snail.. I will go with Didier Dogba :D

Ah thats a good one. That was just the example though, the topic is Christmas, I'll change to a Christmas example :) Save these animal ones for a later date ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ah thats a good one. That was just the example though, the topic is Christmas, I'll change to a Christmas example :) Save these animal ones for a later date ;)

christmas ?. LOL your going too have too start us off then..

[Steve Austin]

christmas ?. LOL your going too have too start us off then..

I have :) Take a look at the other thread, I've used Samuel Eto'HO HO (Christmas part in caps for the ones you do) as an example :p

Post in the other thread if you have one!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I have :) Take a look at the other thread, I've used Samuel Eto'HO HO (Christmas part in caps for the ones you do) as an example :p

Post in the other thread if you have one!

just seen it.. :D this could just be and you tbh bro LOL

[Steve Austin]

just seen it.. :D this could just be and you tbh bro LOL

Haha possibly, I'm sure Van, Wade, Tomstaa, Pau, Auto, TBOZ and Subject Zero will chip in when they see it. Maybe even JJ... ;)

[Steve Austin]

Spurs are out of Europe after even though they won 4-0 because Rubin drew 1-1. ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Haha possibly, I'm sure Van, Wade, Tomstaa, Pau, Auto, TBOZ and Subject Zero will chip in when they see it. Maybe even JJ... ;)

I probably wouldn't be very good with puns pal. I'll try to chip in though when I can think of any

[Pumpkinhead]

Haha possibly, I'm sure Van, Wade, Tomstaa, Pau, Auto, TBOZ and Subject Zero will chip in when they see it. Maybe even JJ... ;)

Even I can chip in!!

[Steve Austin]

Even I can chip in!!

Ah sorry man, I missed out a few and edited it again, my bad...

Awkward.... ;)

[pauadrian]

football is in the olny sport i really follow.. are the american sports that bad when you banter then yeh ?.

yes i know first hand of american sports they put me to sleep

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Villa away, this Sunday! Plus we should find out about one of Suarez's charges today!

[Steve Austin]

Villa away, this Sunday! Plus we should find out about one of Suarez's charges today!

Hopefully it's nothing bad, he's too good to be suspended.

Great football Sunday, I won't be going outside ;)

12.10- Man Utd v QPR (No one cares :p )
14.05- Villa v Liverpool (woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
16.10- Man City v Arsenal (gonna be a great game)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Hopefully it's nothing bad, he's too good to be suspended.

Great football Sunday, I won't be going outside ;)

12.10- Man Utd v QPR (No one cares :p )
14.05- Villa v Liverpool (woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
16.10- Man City v Arsenal (gonna be a great game)

Absolutely chief! Definitely a Super Sunday! :D

[Tomsta666]

Hopefully it's nothing bad, he's too good to be suspended.


If he's found guilty he should get at least a one year ban! Him and Terry!
Make examples out out of them both.

It's 2011, theres no place for racism in football.

[Steve Austin]

If he's found guilty he should get at least a one year ban! Him and Terry!
Make examples out out of them both.

It's 2011, theres no place for racism in football.

If Suarez was actually racist then he deserves to be banned. As for Terry, they can ban him for 10 years ;)

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Hopefully it's nothing bad, he's too good to be suspended.

Great football Sunday, I won't be going outside ;)

12.10- Man Utd v QPR (No one cares :p )
14.05- Villa v Liverpool (woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
16.10- Man City v Arsenal (gonna be a great game)

It will be a damn good day for football.

As for Suarez, I have a feeling he will be charged. If not, they would turn their attentions on Evra I would assume.

It'd be a shame, not only because he's a good footballer, but that there is still racism in football.

What will be the best thing, if he is suspended, is Kenny's reaction. Will the club still stick by him?

[Steve Austin]

It will be a damn good day for football.

As for Suarez, I have a feeling he will be charged. If not, they would turn their attentions on Evra I would assume.

It'd be a shame, not only because he's a good footballer, but that there is still racism in football.

What will be the best thing, if he is suspended, is Kenny's reaction. Will the club still stick by him?

I think Kenny would stand by anyone that played for Liverpool, its what all managers would do. As for his reaction, I'm sure he will stand by him through it all.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

If he's found guilty he should get at least a one year ban! Him and Terry!
Make examples out out of them both.

It's 2011, theres no place for racism in football.

Well said.. totally agree!!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I think Kenny would stand by anyone that played for Liverpool, its what all managers would do. As for his reaction, I'm sure he will stand by him through it all.

yeh agree mate, he will serve his ban if he's charged and then return too the first team!

[Steve Austin]

yeh agree mate, he will serve his ban if he's charged and then return too the first team!

Hell yeah! I know he should be banned if it happens but if Terry doesn't I'm gonna report the FA for racism towards Suarez ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

The thing with Suarez, if he is found guilty it may well not be up to Kenny, Henry could step in! Not only will he have to think about the reputation of Liverpool, he must think about the reputation of Fenway sports also!!

[Steve Austin]

The thing with Suarez, if he is found guilty it may well not be up to Kenny, Henry could step in! Not only will he have to think about the reputation of Liverpool, he must think about the reputation of Fenway sports also!!

Thats a good call chief! We'll have to wait and see. As for right now, it's 6 O'Clock, past your bedtime old man ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Thats a good call chief! We'll have to wait and see. As for right now, it's 6 O'Clock, past your bedtime old man ;)

Had a nap! :p

I see the verdict has now been postponed, until next Tuesday at the earliest!! Wonder if this will affect his game?!

[Steve Austin]

Had a nap! :p

I see the verdict has now been postponed, until next Tuesday at the earliest!! Wonder if this will affect his game?!

Yeah I saw it, I don't think it will phase him, when he got charged for what he did against Fulham he was amazing on the Saturday against QPR :)

[VanHooliganX]

May as well say here.

Arsenal will go out to AC Milan. Big difference between AC Milan and Udinese.
Chelsea will go through and go right out unless APOEL or Basel continue to surprise.
Can't comment on Ajax vs. United. United are united but getting destroyed by us, winning teams 1-0 a lot and losing 2-1 to CP makes me think Ajax will win, though I dunno there squad.
City are probably out too. Porto are defending champs but we have a great record of beating reigning title teams so hopefully we can add Porto to that list.
Stoke...Well you can take great comfort in knowing you did better than all the actual british Europa League teams :) Use the money well too.

[Steve Austin]

May as well say here.

Arsenal will go out to AC Milan. Big difference between AC Milan and Udinese.
Chelsea will go through and go right out unless APOEL or Basel continue to surprise.
Can't comment on Ajax vs. United. United are united but getting destroyed by us, winning teams 1-0 a lot and losing 2-1 to CP makes me think Ajax will win, though I dunno there squad.
City are probably out too. Porto are defending champs but we have a great record of beating reigning title teams so hopefully we can add Porto to that list.
Stoke...Well you can take great comfort in knowing you did better than all the actual british Europa League teams :) Use the money well too.

I think all English teams will go through apart from Stoke. I just can't see them beating Valencia.

Arsenal and City are tough calls, if City play alot of their first team they shouldn't have a problem but Porto could beat a weakend City and at home they're pretty good.

Barca to win!

[VanHooliganX]

I think all English teams will go through apart from Stoke. I just can't see them beating Valencia.

Arsenal and City are tough calls, if City play alot of their first team they shouldn't have a problem but Porto could beat a weakend City and at home they're pretty good.

Barca to win!

Mancini needs to decide what he wants to focus on.
I know he has 2 teams to choose from but to focus on League Cup in Jan/Feb
The whole of the FA Cup if we do beat United
The whole of the Europa League if we do beat Porto
and the Premier League.

I just think its a little too hard for us currently and i'd hate to see us gun down the Europa League to get Valencia in the final and lose whilst we sacrificed the premier league to get to that.

Having said all that. David Silva and Kun Aguero exist.

[Steve Austin]

Mancini needs to decide what he wants to focus on.
I know he has 2 teams to choose from but to focus on League Cup in Jan/Feb
The whole of the FA Cup if we do beat United
The whole of the Europa League if we do beat Porto
and the Premier League.

I just think its a little too hard for us currently and i'd hate to see us gun down the Europa League to get Valencia in the final and lose whilst we sacrificed the premier league to get to that.

Having said all that. David Silva and Kun Aguero exist.

Exactly ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Exactly ;)

You have to understand. Man City NEVER make ANYTHING easy.

I promise you our under 7s would beat Barcas A team but our A team would be destroyed by there youth team.

We're just like that lol
Never boring though :)

[Steve Austin]

You have to understand. Man City NEVER make ANYTHING easy.

I promise you our under 7s would beat Barcas A team but our A team would be destroyed by there youth team.

We're just like that lol
Never boring though :)

Haha I get it.

Liverpool often do things the hard way:

Needing to beat Olympiakos by two goals and going 1-0 down
Going 3-0 down to Milan at half time in CL final
Going 3-1 down to West ham in the FA Cup final

Beating all the good teams and then losing to a crap team at home 1-0 and also having 109 shots and 50 goals disallowed that shouldn't of been

(The figures in the last one may not be correct)

Surely that money makes it easy?

Man City "We won't out of the cup"
Rich Owner "Here have £500m"

;)

I can't see them messing up too bad, not with the squad they have, he should defo play a weakened team in Europe. Surely Mancini should know that the City fans want the league!

[VanHooliganX]

Haha I get it.

Liverpool often do things the hard way:

Needing to beat Olympiakos by two goals and going 1-0 down
Going 3-0 down to Milan at half time in CL final
Going 3-1 down to West ham in the FA Cup final

Beating all the good teams and then losing to a crap team at home 1-0 and also having 109 shots and 50 goals disallowed that shouldn't of been

(The figures in the last one may not be correct)

Surely that money makes it easy?

Man City "We won't out of the cup"
Rich Owner "Here have £500m"

;)

I can't see them messing up too bad, not with the squad they have, he should defo play a weakened team in Europe. Surely Mancini should know that the City fans want the league!

Fair point actually. I remember the beach ball goal against Sunderland for example.

The true City fans are very behind him and I included. He seems to know what we want the most and tries to deliver.
I think he knows we don't expect him to win every game and we have faith in his abilities (the dude won us a cup, how can any of us complain)
A behemoth team needs time to be built or you'll end up going through a billion managers (Hey Chelsea :))

Our facebook is yet again spammed with MANCINI OUT HUR DUR. HE KNOCKED US OUT OF THE CHAMPS LEAGUE, MADE TEVEZ GO AWAY AND LOST TO CHELSEA.

I've been getting bored of putting "Aww boo-boo. If you want to win every match then you know where Barcalona are :)"

Sorry, I have a thing against glory fans majorly (Hi again 85% of Chelsea fans).

[Steve Austin]

Fair point actually. I remember the beach ball goal against Sunderland for example.

The true City fans are very behind him and I included. He seems to know what we want the most and tries to deliver.
I think he knows we don't expect him to win every game and we have faith in his abilities (the dude won us a cup, how can any of us complain)
A behemoth team needs time to be built or you'll end up going through a billion managers (Hey Chelsea :))

Our facebook is yet again spammed with MANCINI OUT HUR DUR. HE KNOCKED US OUT OF THE CHAMPS LEAGUE, MADE TEVEZ GO AWAY AND LOST TO CHELSEA.

I've been getting bored of putting "Aww boo-boo. If you want to win every match then you know where Barcalona are :)"

Sorry, I have a thing against glory fans majorly (Hi again 85% of Chelsea fans).

The ones who said the bolded part are probably new City fans who choose them because of their money and recent signings. They don't know how important that FA Cup was and I doubt they watched the Chelsea to know City were robbed a bit.

Haha nice on the Chelsea fans, mainly because it's true, I know 3 Chelsea fans and neither really follow Chelsea or football they just picked Chelsea because they heard they were good.

I hate glory supporters aswell. Where I'm from most people who don't watch or like football very much are Man Utd fans. I have a couple friends who are proper football fans, one supports Leeds, one Liverpool and my best mate supports Everton :0 haha

[VanHooliganX]

The ones who said the bolded part are probably new City fans who choose them because of their money and recent signings. They don't know how important that FA Cup was and I doubt they watched the Chelsea to know City were robbed a bit.

Haha nice on the Chelsea fans, mainly because it's true, I know 3 Chelsea fans and neither really follow Chelsea or football they just picked Chelsea because they heard they were good.

I hate glory supporters aswell. Where I'm from most people who don't watch or like football very much are Man Utd fans. I have a couple friends who are proper football fans, one supports Leeds, one Liverpool and my best mate supports Everton :0 haha

Well out of all the teams I follow City are the only team not to of won just minor trophies but although I considering the FA cup a minor cup its still important and the first cup won in my lifetime.


Also may as well ask you pal.

What do you think to a Premier League prediction contest.
As in something like 3 points for the correct result, 2 bonus points for each team you get the goals right for and 1 bonus if completely correct result or something along these lines.
For the start of the new year so then its for all fixtures of 2012. It would make x-mas 2012 fixtures more interesting too.

[Steve Austin]

Well out of all the teams I follow City are the only team not to of won just minor trophies but although I considering the FA cup a minor cup its still important and the first cup won in my lifetime.


Also may as well ask you pal.

What do you think to a Premier League prediction contest.
As in something like 3 points for the correct result, 2 bonus points for each team you get the goals right for and 1 bonus if completely correct result or something along these lines.
For the start of the new year so then its for all fixtures of 2012. It would make x-mas 2012 fixtures more interesting too.

Bolded - Exactly, every win is important imo, even a 2nd round League Cup tie vs Exeter which some fans don't care about.

I love predicting scores, thats why I bet, it makes the games I don't care about mean something.

We had one on here for a few weeks, EVE'S ARSE NO'1 did it but probably got bored of doing it (I would too)
If you're willing to do it pal count me in :)

[VanHooliganX]

I'll see how the other peeps feel.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm in!! :)

[VanHooliganX]

I'm in!! :)

And thats good enough for me!!! haha

[VanHooliganX]

Oh btw lads! (As well)

Congrats to this thread (And Tomsta for creating)

This thread is the got joint 2nd in the best thread award. Truly a great victory :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Oh btw lads! (As well)

Congrats to this thread (And Tomsta for creating)

This thread is the got joint 2nd in the best thread award. Truly a great victory :)

Too right! Applause all round!! :)

[Juvenile Junkie]

I Hope by the time the weekend is done,Ian Holloway is the new coach of a Premier League club,that guy was a legend.

[pauadrian]

And thats good enough for me!!! haha

i would as well

[VanHooliganX]

Apparently City may bid for RVP in the summer.

This pleases me.
I have no idea how he's honestly use him though.

Ballotelli, Aguero, Dzeko are our strikers. I guess he could maybe get 1 more and rotate them a bit easier.

If a midfielder role. Well Silva takes 1 spot. Leaving Yazza T, Barry and De Jong with the other. I don't think RVP plays in the wing areas so unless we play something like 4-4-1-1, 4-3-2-1 or 4-2-2-2 I dunno how he's gunna do it.

[VanHooliganX]

Also. I'd laugh so hard if the 20,000th goal was an own goal lol.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Also. I'd laugh so hard if the 20,000th goal was an own goal lol.

Didn't he play for ManU last season?! :D

[Steve Austin]

Apparently City may bid for RVP in the summer.

This pleases me.
I have no idea how he's honestly use him though.

Ballotelli, Aguero, Dzeko are our strikers. I guess he could maybe get 1 more and rotate them a bit easier.

If a midfielder role. Well Silva takes 1 spot. Leaving Yazza T, Barry and De Jong with the other. I don't think RVP plays in the wing areas so unless we play something like 4-4-1-1, 4-3-2-1 or 4-2-2-2 I dunno how he's gunna do it.

I think they should sign him and just rotate 4 strikers, it would be fine.


Didn't he play for ManU last season?! :D

Haha brilliant chief!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I think they should sign him and just rotate 4 strikers, it would be fine.



Haha brilliant chief!

Cheers chief! :D

Your sig is AWESOME, by the way! :)

[Steve Austin]

Cheers chief! :D

Your sig is AWESOME, by the way! :)

Cheers man, I fancied a change although Stone Cole will be missed.

Your sig is AWESOME aswell btw, I freaking love her! ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Cheers man, I fancied a change although Stone Cole will be missed.

Your sig is AWESOME aswell btw, I freaking love her! ;)

Yeah, Britani is here to stay!! :)

[Steve Austin]

Yeah, Britani is here to stay!! :)

Woooooooooooo! If you manage to get her phone number I've called dibs ;)

I can't see there being a 20,000th goal this weekend but James Morrison scored the 1000th of 2011, I'll take the blame for Blackburn on this one, I'm Blackburn v WBA on FIFA and I went 1-0 down and then they conceded :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Woooooooooooo! If you manage to get her phone number I've called dibs ;)

I can't see there being a 20,000th goal this weekend but James Morrison scored the 1000th of 2011, I'll take the blame for Blackburn on this one, I'm Blackburn v WBA on FIFA and I went 1-0 down and then they conceded :p

Give you Britani's number? UMAD!!! :D

It's a good thing you don't live by me, you'd get lynched for cursing the Baggies! :p

[Tomsta666]

Cheers man, I fancied a change although Stone Cole will be missed.


I miss Stone Cold Micheal Cole already :(

[Steve Austin]

Give you Britani's number? UMAD!!! :D

It's a good thing you don't live by me, you'd get lynched for cursing the Baggies! :p

Not mad...Optimistic? ;) Haha my bad :p

Edit: I'm losing 2-1 to WBA on FIFA now with Blackburn, yeah I've paused it while eating my tea and other things and they're losing 2-1 now!

Witchcraft?


I miss Stone Cold Micheal Cole already

Sorry man, I need to show my support to the greatness that is Luis Suarez! BTW Boro v Cardiff sounds like a cracking game!

[Steve Austin]

BREAKING NEWS: Man City turn down Van Persie in favour of Jordon Rhodes!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Not mad...Optimistic? ;) Haha my bad :p

Edit: I'm losing 2-1 to WBA on FIFA now with Blackburn, yeah I've paused it while eating my tea and other things and they're losing 2-1 now!

Witchcraft?



Sorry man, I need to show my support to the greatness that is Luis Suarez! BTW Boro v Cardiff sounds like a cracking game!

He's a WARLOCK!!! To the stake with him!! :D

[Steve Austin]

He's a WARLOCK!!! To the stake with him!! :D

Haha classic Wade and his old time punishments ;)

[Tomsta666]

BTW Boro v Cardiff sounds like a cracking game!

I know yeah! Fucking brilliant win that!
See you in back in the Premier League next season chaps!! ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha classic Wade and his old time punishments ;)

I had to go to the colonies once, help out with Salem Witch Trials!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I know yeah! Fucking brilliant win that!
See you in back in the Premier League next season chaps!! ;)

Two best games today; Cardiff V Boro and Sheff Wed v Huddersfield!

[Steve Austin]

I know yeah! Fucking brilliant win that!
See you in back in the Premier League next season chaps!! ;)

Hopefully! Boro, West Ham and Southampton. Premier League of 2003.


I had to go to the colonies once, help out with Salem Witch Trials!!

Haha, I bet you got quite a few shillings for that ;)

[Steve Austin]

Two best games today; Cardiff V Boro and Sheff Wed v Huddersfield!

Thats why Man City are signing Jordon Rhodes ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Hopefully! Boro, West Ham and Southampton. Premier League of 2003.



Haha, I bet you got quite a few shillings for that ;)

Shillings?! I was paid 5 Guineas, for my services!!

[Steve Austin]

Shillings?! I was paid 5 Guineas, for my services!!

Haha nice one chief (Damn! I knew I should of picked Guineas ;) )

Prediction:

Wigan 0 v Chelsea 3

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Thats why Man City are signing Jordon Rhodes ;)

Damn straight! He's a goal machine! Hat-tricks a plenty! :D

Edit: I'll go Wigan 1 Chelsea 3!

[pauadrian]

what position is boro in?

[Wade Barrett 1979]

what position is boro in?

3rd now!!!!

[pauadrian]

3rd now!!!!

if they go to the premier league be prepared for tomsta to post a thread and spam this thread
and also drunk posting

[Tomsta666]

if they go to the premier league be prepared for tomsta to post a thread and spam this thread
and also drunk posting

You better believe it Amigo!! :cool:

[Steve Austin]

Steve Austin's guide to beating Chelsea ;)

Target Bosingwa - He's useless defensively, not that good going forward either!
Play 3 at the back - I've seen Chelsea play against a team with 3 at the back a few times and they've struggled every time.
Make them bring on Kalou - I don't need to give a reason.
Convince AVB to play Lampard - He slows the game down so much it looks like it's paused, did he even do a forward pass in that first half!
Possibly more to come, stay tuned!

As for the game:

Sturridge, Mata and Drogba have hardly been in the game and Wigan are playing some good stuff. Quite a few things have gone against them aswell, should of had a pen, a few fouls should of been given.

Why was the commentator so shocked that Terry shot with his right foot?!? He's right footed you damn idiots! Oh how I hate ESPN!

[Steve Austin]

JORDI GOMEZ! How I've always liked him.

Lampard off injured - Chelsea score
Lampard on the pitch - Wigan score

Steve Austins tips don't lie ;)

[Steve Austin]

Triple post because I'm angry!

What the hell was Rodallega playing at there! Wigan had a chance to win and he goes and does that!

Regardless of how crap Rodallega is Wigan should of had a free kick and possibly a red for Bosingwa!

[pauadrian]

Triple post because I'm angry!

What the hell was Rodallega playing at there! Wigan had a chance to win and he goes and does that!

Regardless of how crap Rodallega is Wigan should of had a free kick and possibly a red for Bosingwa!

rodallega crap wtf?
i thought he was still good
he was awesome in the mexican league

[VanHooliganX]

JORDI GOMEZ! How I've always liked him.

Lampard off injured - Chelsea score
Lampard on the pitch - Wigan score

Steve Austins tips don't lie ;)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh football. You're never boring. I'm telling you lads don't count Wigan out. They've never gone down and are always full of surprises!

[Steve Austin]

rodallega crap wtf?
i thought he was still good
he was awesome in the mexican league

He's been a liability for a while now. He is useless and can't do anything (he was good when they signed him and in Mexico)

Unlucky Wigan, probably should of won if it wasn't for the referee!

[Steve Austin]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh football. You're never boring. I'm telling you lads don't count Wigan out. They've never gone down and are always full of surprises!

Were you playing in goal? ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Were you playing in goal? ;)

Haha. Credit where its due. It was Al-Habsi. But I may of been controlling him ;D lol


Clearly:
Chelsea beat Man City
+
Wigan nearly beat Chelsea
=
Man City got lucky against Wigan.

[Steve Austin]

Haha. Credit where its due. It was Al-Habsi. But I may of been controlling him ;D lol


Clearly:
Chelsea beat Man City
+
Wigan nearly beat Chelsea
=
Man City got lucky against Wigan.

Haha I wouldn't doubt it after your great season!

I'm going with:

Chelsea luckily beat City with poor refereeing

+

Chelsea luckily drawing with Wigan due to poor refereeing

=

Chelsea bribe referees and Lampard is crap!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Chelsea:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha!!


That is all!!

[VanHooliganX]

if E = MC2
then Chelsea = shite

These are the laws of the world.

...That EWN chelsea fan just can't join quick enough sometimes lol

[Steve Austin]

if E = MC2
then Chelsea = shite

These are the laws of the world.

...That EWN chelsea fan just can't join quick enough sometimes lol

Haha I can't wait for that....

I think we've all comes to terms with the fact that we all hate Chelsea (and JJ) ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Chelsea:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha!!


That is all!!

I second this.

[pauadrian]

does football give you six pack abs?

i don´t excercise except for playing football and i eat a lot of junk food

yet i still have pretty good abs

maybe i am special :rolleyes:

[Steve Austin]

does football give you six pack abs?

i don´t excercise except for playing football and i eat a lot of junk food

yet i still have pretty good abs

maybe i am special :rolleyes:

Haha go you! (you prick ;) )

I have a friend who is about 4ft something he eats only junk food, plays football a few times a week and spends the rest of the time playing Xbox so it can happen.

As for football tomorrow:

QPR 1 Man Utd 2
Villa 0 Liverpool 2
Spurs 3 Sunderland 0
City 3 Arsenal 1

[Wade Barrett 1979]

does football give you six pack abs?

i don´t excercise except for playing football and i eat a lot of junk food

yet i still have pretty good abs

maybe i am special :rolleyes:

It gets harder with age, believe me!! :D

[pauadrian]

Haha go you! (you prick ;) )

I have a friend who is about 4ft something he eats only junk food, plays football a few times a week and spends the rest of the time playing Xbox so it can happen.

that´s me :D

[pauadrian]

It gets harder with age, believe me!! :D

lol i am pretty fit even though i eat lot of junk food thing is i play it a lot

[Steve Austin]

lol i am pretty fit even though i eat lot of junk food thing is i play it a lot

Damn slow metabalism, I've seen many of you, I know someone like you who is now huge and someone who had a fast metabalism who was a little fat kid (my cousin) now well lets just say, he can't keep the girls away. So be careful and don't stop playing sport!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha go you! (you prick ;) )

I have a friend who is about 4ft something he eats only junk food, plays football a few times a week and spends the rest of the time playing Xbox so it can happen.

As for football tomorrow:

QPR 1 Man Utd 2
Villa 0 Liverpool 2
Spurs 3 Sunderland 0
City 3 Arsenal 1

Let's do this:

QPR 0 ManU 1
Villa 1 Liverpool 2
Spurs 2 Sunderland 1
City 3 Arsenal 2

[Steve Austin]

Let's do this:

QPR 0 ManU 1
Villa 1 Liverpool 2
Spurs 2 Sunderland 1
City 3 Arsenal 2

I expecting City v Arsenal to be a great game, it better not disappoint!

As for the others, I'm hoping Spurs and Utd drop points although I can't see it and I just want a good win like 2/3-0 for Liverpool, we need one of those.

Promoting your thread now? Well played chief!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I expecting City v Arsenal to be a great game, it better not disappoint!

As for the others, I'm hoping Spurs and Utd drop points although I can't see it and I just want a good win like 2/3-0 for Liverpool, we need one of those.

Promoting your thread now? Well played chief!

Damn straight! Bringing Britani to the masses! :D

[Juvenile Junkie]

2 Questions:

1. Is this Channel 5 a sports channel? why does it have such a bad image/rep? Is there only 1 channel in England that shows Europa League,What happens when multiple games are on?

2.AC Milan have gone an enitre domestic calender year unbeaten @ the San Siro,so anyways, in theory,if any football team went January - December unbeaten in League games home and away next year,could they be labelled as a 2012 INVINCIBLES?

And finally,I bought a Carlos Tevez DVD..............................it didn't want to play.

[Juvenile Junkie]

Santos vs Barcelona today!! FIFA Club World Cup Final.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It's Super Sunday!! :p

Looking forward to some good matches!!

[Tommy Thunder]

It's Super Sunday!! :p

Looking forward to some good matches!!

Should be a good day! 3 points in the bag for united (touch wood!), and I'm expecting an entertaining match with City vs Arsenal, with plenty of goals! Let's hope the Gunners can do us a favor!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Should be a good day! 3 points in the bag for united (touch wood!), and I'm expecting an entertaining match with City vs Arsenal, with plenty of goals! Let's hope the Gunners can do us a favor!

Think UTD will nick a 1-0! Don't think you'll get much joy, with the Arse!! :p

Come on then cheif, play the game with us and give us your score predos!

[Tommy Thunder]

QPR 0 ManU 3
Villa 0 Liverpool 2
Spurs 3 Sunderland 1
City 3 Arsenal 2 - Tevez off the bench to score a 90th minute winner ;)

And Brittani night to give me 1.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

QPR 0 ManU 3
Villa 0 Liverpool 2
Spurs 3 Sunderland 1
City 3 Arsenal 2 - Tevez off the bench to score a 90th minute winner ;)

And Brittani night to give me 1.

You've gone for the same scoreline as me, for Citeh v Arse! Interesting!!

I was going to make some joke, about penetrating in to the box but thought better of it! :D

[VanHooliganX]

QPR 0 ManU 3
Villa 0 Liverpool 2
Spurs 3 Sunderland 1
City 3 Arsenal 2 - Tevez off the bench to score a 90th minute winner ;)

And Brittani night to give me 1.

And people say comedy is dead.

[Steve Austin]

Thoroughly enjoyed QPR v Man Utd, great game of football!

Now come on Liverpool!

[Tommy Thunder]

And people say comedy is dead.

Well, I try lol!
But, you never know.....

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Another 3 points for the boys!! Get in! :)

[Steve Austin]

Another 3 points for the boys!! Get in! :)

Hell yeah chief! An Arsenal loss and we go into 5th :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Hell yeah chief! An Arsenal loss and we go into 5th :)

Yup and if Spurs scoreline stays as is, a good day all round! :)

[VanHooliganX]

Yup and if Spurs scoreline stays as is, a good day all round! :)

I'll inb4 this.

In before City 0 - 0 Arsenal OR City lose in the final few minutes.

7 matches i've had this week so far (4 'Nucks, 2 Jags and 2 City after this 1 finishes) and Canucks won the first match on Monday and since that everyone has lost apart from Canucks again who won last night.

Awful week for me this week :(

[Steve Austin]

Liverpool still 6th on goal difference because we don't score many goals.

But defesively we are the best in the league:

Man City 15
Man Utd 14
Spurs 18
Chelsea 19
Arsenal 24
Liverpool 13

Something to be proud of!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

preety good day for our teams then lads, :)

hate arsenal so much i couldnt even support them too help united out LOL

[Steve Austin]

preety good day for our teams then lads, :)

hate arsenal so much i couldnt even support them too help united out LOL

Haha, I think I would of done the same.

I do hate Spurs more though.

Rooney was outstanding today, good for England, bad for the prem. Phil Jones just keeps getting better.

Also, love him or hate him Suarez is one of the best around, some of the things he does is magical, he's very unlucky with shots that hit the woodwork aswell.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha, I think I would of done the same.

I do hate Spurs more though.

Rooney was outstanding today, good for England, bad for the prem. Phil Jones just keeps getting better.

Also, love him or hate him Suarez is one of the best around, some of the things he does is magical, he's very unlucky with shots that hit the woodwork aswell.

yeh man.. :)

hopefully rooney will go on a scoring run now.. and yh jones is quality!!

yh suarez is a very good player.. seems he's been watching Cantana video's with that chip he tried :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

We love that wood work! :D Haven't we hit it like 17 times already? I think I read this is more than about 15 teams managed, all of last season!! :p

[Steve Austin]

yeh man.. :)

hopefully rooney will go on a scoring run now.. and yh jones is quality!!

yh suarez is a very good player.. seems he's been watching Cantana video's with that chip he tried :D

Haha probably, I would of cried with excitement if that went in! He's so good I think if he leaves I may actually cry!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha probably, I would of cried with excitement if that went in! He's so good I think if he leaves I may actually cry!

now you know how we felt with ronaldo!!! :D cant see him leaving for few seasons yet tho bro,

[Steve Austin]

now you know how we felt with ronaldo!!! :D cant see him leaving for few seasons yet tho bro,

Haha even though it was a good thing for Liverpool, I hated seeing a player that good leave the prem!

Yeah he did say he wanted to play for Barca one day though. Hopefully he's here for atleast 5 more years!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha even though it was a good thing for Liverpool, I hated seeing a player that good leave the prem!

Yeah he did say he wanted to play for Barca one day though. Hopefully he's here for atleast 5 more years!

yeah you want too see the top players in the prem!!

ohh really ?. didnt know that..then again the south american's always want too play for madrid or barca ini ,

[Steve Austin]

yeah you want too see the top players in the prem!!

ohh really ?. didnt know that..then again the south american's always want too play for madrid or barca ini ,

Yeah but he did also say he was a Liverpool fan and if they do well then he may not want to play for Barca.

Of course! The more quality in the prem the better! He was never great against Liverpool anyway, not like Fabregas, he had a habit of scoring or assisting against Liverpool and even though I like Arsenal losing good players leaving the prem was a shame.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Yeah but he did also say he was a Liverpool fan and if they do well then he may not want to play for Barca.

Of course! The more quality in the prem the better! He was never great against Liverpool anyway, not like Fabregas, he had a habit of scoring or assisting against Liverpool and even though I like Arsenal losing good players leaving the prem was a shame.

Yehh.. Torres was a liverpool fan also tho wasent he ?. :P

nah messing.. yeh your right mate :)

[Steve Austin]

Yehh.. Torres was a liverpool fan also tho wasent he ?. :P

nah messing.. yeh your right mate :)

Of course I'm right! ;) haha.

He was when they signed him and while he was there but the silly fool thought Chelsea was the place to go to win trophies but it turns out its where you go to kill your career :p

[Steve Austin]

@Wade (someone else can answer if they want but Wade is a Liverpool fan)

What do you think of Carragher playing in midfield filling in for Lucas?

I know he only played 10 mins but I think he could do a job there. Although Adam and Henderson are playing great and Shelvey looks impressive (gonna be a great player)

Maybe even Agger there but I don't want to disrupt the best defence in the league ;)

[VanHooliganX]

now you know how we felt with ronaldo!!! :D cant see him leaving for few seasons yet tho bro,

I just realised pal.

You're united and Porto fan lol
we're facing both teams soon too lol

tough times lol

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I just realised pal.

You're united and Porto fan lol
we're facing both teams soon too lol

tough times lol

yeh mate :)

so lets hope Porto can knock you guys out!! Forca Dragao's !! :D

[Wade Barrett 1979]

@Wade (someone else can answer if they want but Wade is a Liverpool fan)

What do you think of Carragher playing in midfield filling in for Lucas?

I know he only played 10 mins but I think he could do a job there. Although Adam and Henderson are playing great and Shelvey looks impressive (gonna be a great player)

Maybe even Agger there but I don't want to disrupt the best defence in the league ;)

For a 10 minute spell, why not! Any longer than that, nope! His pace is suspect but he reads the game so well, from the back! He'd make our defence too vulnerable playing Lucas' role!

Shelvey has tons of potential, I can see him being a first team regular!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Shelvey has tons of potential, I can see him being a first team regular!

He was touted as a real talent when pool signed him from charlton!! guy looks he's in his 40's already!!

[Steve Austin]

For a 10 minute spell, why not! Any longer than that, nope! His pace is suspect but he reads the game so well, from the back! He'd make our defence too vulnerable playing Lucas' role!

Shelvey has tons of potential, I can see him being a first team regular!

Yeah, he reads the game better than most! Yeah not a full game but he could do it for a period of the game.

Shelvey is going to be a top player, we have some very talented players.


He was touted as a real talent when pool signed him from charlton!! guy looks he's in his 40's already!!

Because he looks so experienced on the ball? ;)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Because he looks so experienced on the ball? ;)

ermm no..not that, more because he looks like a deformed monk :D or like Sloth of the goonie's!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yeah, he reads the game better than most! Yeah not a full game but he could do it for a period of the game.

Shelvey is going to be a top player, we have some very talented players.

Because he looks so experienced on the ball? ;)

Damn Straight! :)



He was touted as a real talent when pool signed him from charlton!! guy looks he's in his 40's already!!

He does look a little bit like a peanut! :p

[Steve Austin]

ermm no..not that, more because he looks like a deformed monk :D or like Sloth of the goonie's!!


Damn Straight! :)




He does look a little bit like a peanut! :p

Haha some damn good descriptions of Shelvey there! If I had to pick a winner, I would have to go with the peanut! Sorry chief.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha some damn good descriptions of Shelvey there! If I had to pick a winner, I would have to go with the peanut! Sorry chief.

Either way!! that guy is weird looking.. should fit in well with kuyt!! :D

[Steve Austin]

Either way!! that guy is weird looking.. should fit in well with kuyt!! :D

Haha.

Do goats eat peanuts? If so I bet De Gea would love him at Utd ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Haha.

Do goats eat peanuts? If so I bet De Gea would love him at Utd ;)

Tevez needs braces.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha.

Do goats eat peanuts? If so I bet De Gea would love him at Utd ;)

yeh that dude is weird looking also.. like somthing out of the grinch LOL still tho kuyt takes the belt!!

[Steve Austin]

yeh that dude is weird looking also.. like somthing out of the grinch LOL still tho kuyt takes the belt!!

Haha I'll give you that, he is weird looking.


Tevez needs braces.

Man City need a DENTAL PLAN!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha I'll give you that, he is weird looking.



Man City need a DENTAL PLAN!

LOL yeh.. anyways lads im off for a bit :) speak later or tomorrow!

[Steve Austin]

LOL yeh.. anyways lads im off for a bit :) speak later or tomorrow!

See ya man!

[VanHooliganX]

Hey look. Howard Webb was the ref in the United match.

Just pointing that out *angel halo*

[Steve Austin]

Haha I know! That explains why they won ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha I know! That explains why they won ;)



Hey look. Howard Webb was the ref in the United match.

Just pointing that out *angel halo*

Come on guys, they really needed the 3 points!! :p

[Steve Austin]

Come on guys, they really needed the 3 points!! :p

Oh you :p

Neil Warnock - Most honest man in football!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Oh you :p

Neil Warnock - Most honest man in football!

Of course he is!! :rolleyes:

:p

[Steve Austin]

Of course he is!! :rolleyes:

:p

Haha

One of his quotes:

"We are crap and Liverpool are far better than any other team"

He doesn't lie! ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha

One of his quotes:

"We are crap and Liverpool are far better than any other team"

He doesn't lie! ;)

He's gone up in my estimation! :D

[Steve Austin]

He's gone up in my estimation! :D

Something else has gone up after seeing your BK thread ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Something else has gone up after seeing your BK thread ;)

Too....much....information.... :D

[Steve Austin]

Too....much....information.... :D

Haha sorry chief :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha sorry chief :p

I'll let you off, as you're a Red! :)

LFC on MOTD2 now!!

[Steve Austin]

I'll let you off, as you're a Red! :)

LFC on MOTD2 now!!

Cheers chief :)

Hell yeah! I can watch Liverpool wins over and over.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Cheers chief :)

Hell yeah! I can watch Liverpool wins over and over.

Absolutely :)

Hey chief, we're the top 2 posters in this thread! Now there's a surprise! :p

[Steve Austin]

Absolutely :)

Hey chief, we're the top 2 posters in this thread! Now there's a surprise! :p

Liverpool fans are the most knowledgeable ;) How do you know that anyway chief?

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Liverpool fans are the most knowledgeable ;) How do you know that anyway chief?

Of course! :)

You can look it up! If you click on the post number next to the thread, it tells you! We're quite a bit in front! :D

[Steve Austin]

Of course! :)

You can look it up! If you click on the post number next to the thread, it tells you! We're quite a bit in front! :D

It just refreshed the page when I did it :( MOTD 2 guys in Christmas stuff was genius!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It just refreshed the page when I did it :( MOTD 2 guys in Christmas stuff was genius!

That was hilarious! :D

Where it says replies, click on the actual number! :)

[VanHooliganX]

WTF how is the Van 4th!?

I am ashamed :'( lol

[Wade Barrett 1979]

WTF how is the Van 4th!?

I am ashamed :'( lol

What? That you're not higher?! :p

[VanHooliganX]

What? That you're not higher?! :p

Yup.

Although i'm pretty high in the actual postwhore thread lol

Dental Plan jokes ftw! ;D

[VanHooliganX]

Yup.

Although i'm pretty high in the actual postwhore thread lol

Dental Plan jokes ftw! ;D

Just like the EPL the dental plan is overrated. It cannot hold a candle to Lisa needing braces

[Steve Austin]

Just like the EPL the dental plan is overrated. It cannot hold a candle to Lisa needing braces

Haha nice.

I found it :p 300 woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yup.

Although i'm pretty high in the actual postwhore thread lol

Dental Plan jokes ftw! ;D

Ha!

Yeah, I'm rising through the ranks there too! :p

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha nice.

I found it :p 300 woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

At last!!! :D

[Steve Austin]

At last!!! :D

Haha. Speak to you guys tomorrow, it's been a pleasure as always ;)

[VanHooliganX]

Ha!

Yeah, I'm rising through the ranks there too! :p

You're the fastest riser of all posters.

Eves arse was pretty fast until he changed accounts, Broc went batshit insane himself on his 1st 1, I believe Dubs in his WWTNA account was a big postwhore but that and bodoms/SG are before my time here really.

But you're gunning through posts very quickly.

Having said all this. I stopped caring about my post number when I hit triple figures so I didn't look like a newbie lol

Thinking of writing more blogs honestly.

*poznans to stay on topic*

[Wade Barrett 1979]

You're the fastest riser of all posters.

Eves arse was pretty fast until he changed accounts, Broc went batshit insane himself on his 1st 1, I believe Dubs in his WWTNA account was a big postwhore but that and bodoms/SG are before my time here really.

But you're gunning through posts very quickly.

Having said all this. I stopped caring about my post number when I hit triple figures so I didn't look like a newbie lol

Thinking of writing more blogs honestly.

*poznans to stay on topic*

I just have all this shit in my head, that I need to get out fast! :p Plus I post everywhere!! I will slow down, eventually! Yeah, I'm not arsed with post numbers! Just have a lot of crap to say! :D



Haha. Speak to you guys tomorrow, it's been a pleasure as always ;)

Laters chief! :)

[VanHooliganX]

Haha. Speak to you guys tomorrow, it's been a pleasure as always ;)

night bud


Aye same. Plus I enjoy the forum games, banter, off-topic chats and other such stuff too

[Wade Barrett 1979]

night bud


Aye same. Plus I enjoy the forum games, banter, off-topic chats and other such stuff too

Absolutely! This section and the Tea Spot are class! You tend to avoid the idiots here too, which is nice! :)

[Juvenile Junkie]

yeah you want too see the top players in the prem!!

ohh really ?. didnt know that..then again the south american's always want too play for madrid or barca ini ,

Malaga and Getafe too,they are rich now.

And the Milan clubs........

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Big game tonight:

Boreham Wood v Chelmsford

I'm going 3-2 in a classic!!

[Steve Austin]

Big game tonight:

Boreham Wood v Chelmsford

I'm going 3-2 in a classic!!

I'm going for a 1-1. There is no seperating thes two Blue Square South giants!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm going for a 1-1. There is no seperating thes two Blue Square South giants!

It's gonna be a slobber knocker! :p

[VanHooliganX]

It's gonna be a slobber knocker! :p

Clubs will collide. Who wins? Society doesn't.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Clubs will collide. Who wins? Society doesn't.

Bit harsh :p but still :D

[VanHooliganX]

Bit harsh but still :D

But the sheer destructive force of these behemoths facing each other could destroy the fabric of time with a single clean sheet!

[Steve Austin]

Clubs will collide. Who wins? Society doesn't.

Haha textbook Van ;) In all fairness it will probably be better than Blackburn v Bolton this Tuesday.

Wade have a gander at this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16237980.stm

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha textbook Van ;) In all fairness it will probably be better than Blackburn v Bolton this Tuesday.

Wade have a gander at this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16237980.stm

Cliftonville? Say whaaaaaat? :p



But the sheer destructive force of these behemoths facing each other could destroy the fabric of time with a single clean sheet!

I thought the world was ending next year? :D

[Steve Austin]

Cliftonville? Say whaaaaaat? :p



I know but he's young and seems good. My only worry is that no other good team has gone in for him so either Kenny knows something they don't or it's a Liverpool gamble.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I know but he's young and seems good. My only worry is that no other good team has gone in for him so either Kenny knows something they don't or it's a Liverpool gamble.

Hmmmm! 19 isn't too young in the football world! In Kenny we trust! :) That's all I'm saying!

[Steve Austin]

Hmmmm! 19 isn't too young in the football world! In Kenny we trust! :) That's all I'm saying!

Yeah I'll go with that :)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yeah I'll go with that :)

Good lad! :)

[Steve Austin]

BREAKING NEWS Aston Villa have made an official complaint to the FA accusing Luis Suarez of abusing Emile Heskey. Apparently he called him a striker ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

breaking news aston villa have made an official complaint to the fa accusing luis suarez of abusing emile heskey. Apparently he called him a striker ;)

Ha! :D :D :D

[Steve Austin]

Ha! :D

I knew you would look it :p

Boreham Wood lost 3-1 to Chelmsford :0

I for one am shocked at the outcome, it had draw written all over it!

(Look at the bottom of my sig ;) )

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I knew you would look it :p

Boreham Wood lost 3-1 to Chelmsford :0

I for one am shocked at the outcome, it had draw written all over it!

(Look at the bottom of my sig )

Absolutely! :)

3-1! Knew it would be a goal feast! :p

Yeah, noticed that! It's class! VanX knows the real score! :D

[Steve Austin]

Absolutely! :)

3-1! Knew it would be a goal feast! :p

Yeah, noticed that! It's class! VanX knows the real score!

You didn't do bad with the 3-2 prediction chief! A game of that quality is always gonna be a goalfest!

Haha he does, he probably is gonna say he doesn't remember saying it but we all know did ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

You didn't do bad with the 3-2 prediction chief! A game of that quality is always gonna be a goalfest!

Haha he does, he probably is gonna say he doesn't remember saying it but we all know did ;)

I'm sure he'll have 'selective memory' when it comes to him recalling it! :D

[Steve Austin]

I'm sure he'll have 'selective memory' when it comes to him recalling it! :D

Haha nice :p

Here is some interesting news: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/horse_racing/16256773.stm It appears Wayne Rooney has purchased Gary Neville ;)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha nice :p

Here is some interesting news: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/horse_racing/16256773.stm It appears Wayne Rooney has purchased Gary Neville ;)

He's bought a horse, not a rat! :p