The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Shaz11]

Kagawa isn't done yet!

Bebe is awful and has no ability.

Baines is class and a left back Sakho is a centre back and neither are going to Utd.

They blanked you in a sexual manner! :p

It's getting closer.

Leave Bebe alone.

I love Baines, but he's 27. I wanted a long term replacement for Utd. Sakho CAN play as a left back! Lol.

They blanked me cause they know that I'm the hardcore type of guy. They're scared cause Imma make em bleed!

[magglis]

FUCK OFF CUNT!




http://macromeme.com/cat/calm-down-bro-lemur.jpg

[Shaz11]

NOTE: Bebe is shit! ;)

[akbar]

It's getting closer.

Leave Bebe alone.

I love Baines, but he's 27. I wanted a long term replacement for Utd. Sakho CAN play as a left back! Lol.

They blanked me cause they know that I'm the hardcore type of guy. They're scared cause Imma make em bleed!
Bring it bitch

[Steve Austin]

It's getting closer.

Leave Bebe alone.

I love Baines, but he's 27. I wanted a long term replacement for Utd. Sakho CAN play as a left back! Lol.

They blanked me cause they know that I'm the hardcore type of guy. They're scared cause Imma make em bleed!

Yes!

No!

Yes! Baines is class and 27 isn't old, there aren't many great full backs around. Yes! Sakho could play there but No! He is not a left back and it's not like FIFA or FM where it works well he'll be average and it's pointless.

[magglis]

It's getting closer.

Leave Bebe alone.

I love Baines, but he's 27. I wanted a long term replacement for Utd. Sakho CAN play as a left back! Lol.

They blanked me cause they know that I'm the hardcore type of guy. They're scared cause Imma make em bleed!
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
http://www.memecreator.net/creepy-wonka/showimage.php/4520/so-tell-me-MORE.jpg

[Shaz11]

Bring it bitch

YES! Tommorow at 7! BE THERE!

[Steve Austin]

You both live in London, this fight better happen!

[Shaz11]

Yes!

No!

Yes! Baines is class and 27 isn't old, there aren't many great full backs around. Yes! Sakho could play there but No! He is not a left back and it's not like FIFA or FM where it works well he'll be average and it's pointless.

I'm too obsessed with FIFA ain't I!
I know 27 isn't old!

I've just seen the Balotelli thing! That guy is a legend!
Just found out that Liverpool's manager is......BRENDAN ROGERS! Please don't fuck him up! I love the guy to bits!

[magglis]

YES! Tommorow at 7! BE THERE!
Me too me too;)

[Steve Austin]

I'm too obsessed with FIFA ain't I!
I know 27 isn't old!

I've just seen the Balotelli thing! That guy is a legend!
Just found out that Liverpool's manager is......BRENDAN ROGERS! Please don't fuck him up! I love the guy to bits!

Damn straight!

He isn't quite the manager, almost though should be done tomorrow. Cracking manager, anyone that likes football should like him.

[akbar]

YES! Tommorow at 7! BE THERE!

I'm already here waiting for you...

[magglis]

I'm too obsessed with FIFA ain't I!
I know 27 isn't old!

I've just seen the Balotelli thing! That guy is a legend!
Just found out that Liverpool's manager is......BRENDAN ROGERS! Please don't fuck him up! I love the guy to bits!
Balotelli sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks

[Shaz11]

Magglis and Akbar. I'll be there in a moment!

I'm off! Bye! Catch ya'll later! In a sexual manner ;)

[Steve Austin]

Magglis and Akbar. I'll be there in a moment!

I'm off! Bye! Catch ya'll later! In a sexual manner ;)

Later cunt face :P

[akbar]

Damn straight!

He isn't quite the manager, almost though should be done tomorrow. Cracking manager, anyone that likes football should like him.
Do you think you need new players? Because I think you do...the midfield totally needs rearranging around Stevie G.

[magglis]

Magglis and Akbar. I'll be there in a moment!

I'm off! Bye! Catch ya'll later! In a sexual manner ;)
I'm out too see ya guys
Buy Stevie

[akbar]

Whys everyone leaving today? :'(

[Steve Austin]

Do you think you need new players? Because I think you do...the midfield totally needs rearranging around Stevie G.

Of course we do! A centre mid if Aquilani goes, A winger and a striker is what we need.

We've got a good squad, a combination of pressure and the woodwork got to them but we could do with a few quality players.

Arsenal need Baines, M'Vila and Podolski and they're fine. Another centre back too.

[Steve Austin]

I'm out too see ya guys
Buy Stevie

Laterz Magnum!

[akbar]

Of course we do! A centre mid if Aquilani goes, A winger and a striker is what we need.

We've got a good squad, a combination of pressure and the woodwork got to them but we could do with a few quality players.

Arsenal need Baines, M'Vila and Podolski and they're fine. Another centre back too.
Henderson, I don't have high hopes for him...similar to Downing...it must actually hurt to think you spent so much money on them?...knowing that you could probably spent that money on a exotic young foreigner who would have took PL by storm.

[Steve Austin]

Henderson, I don't have high hopes for him...similar to Downing...it must actually hurt to think you spent so much money on them?...knowing that you could probably spent that money on a exotic young foreigner who would have took PL by storm.

I prefer English players really.

As for those two, they both had good seasons the year before and I think Henderson is gonna be a great player, he's only 20.

Downing was great at Villa, got player of the year over Young and Bent. So I'm quite pleased with us signing them, it's never easy to adapt to a new club which is why they say judge them when they leave not when they join.

Yeah sure they haven't had the best first season but Liverpool are expected to be up the top and that gives added pressure to the already tough situation of being a new signing.

People say they're overpriced but English players who have long contracts and are indeed talented with garner that high fee.

[VanHooliganX]

Balotelli sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks

Why always you! :mad:

[Steve Austin]

Why always you! :mad:

*Gives Van a well deserved round of applause*

[akbar]

I prefer English players really.

As for those two, they both had good seasons the year before and I think Henderson is gonna be a great player, he's only 20.

Downing was great at Villa, got player of the year over Young and Bent. So I'm quite pleased with us signing them, it's never easy to adapt to a new club which is why they say judge them when they leave not when they join.

Yeah sure they haven't had the best first season but Liverpool are expected to be up the top and that gives added pressure to the already tough situation of being a new signing.

People say they're overpriced but English players who have long contracts and are indeed talented with garner that high fee.

I know his king for you lots but I'm glad Kenny is gone, his approach to the media always pissed me off.

[Steve Austin]

I know his king for you lots but I'm glad Kenny is gone, his approach to the media always pissed me off.

I hear that a lot and I don't get why!

I was sad to see him go put it was needed, a new fresh manager, with new ideas to give with the new owners. Very much needed!

[magglis]

Why always you! :mad:
Because i'm saying the truth

[magglis]

*Gives Van a well deserved round of applause*
Fuck off cunt!:mad:

[Steve Austin]

Fuck off cunt!:mad:

You said you were going! :mad:

[magglis]

You said you were going! :mad:
I lied
vgcgff

[akbar]

I hear that a lot and I don't get why!

I was sad to see him go put it was needed, a new fresh manager, with new ideas to give with the new owners. Very much needed!
I think it's cos of that strong Scottish accent with that strong Scottish look lol

Nah he never answered a question properly, he never answered truthfully about his players...always in denial.

[Steve Austin]

I lied
vgcgff

I hate you!

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://soccerprintblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Picture-131.png

[magglis]

I hate you!
I know!!!
gvggh

[Steve Austin]

I think it's cos of that strong Scottish accent with that strong Scottish look lol

Nah he never answered a question properly, he never answered truthfully about his players...always in denial.

He tries to keep the players happy, other managers do the same and Kenny always got abuse, he handled them well apart from the Suarez stuff but there's no other way he could of gone about that. Fergie can say what he wants, if Rooney was racist he'd defend him and wouldn't sell him.

[Steve Austin]

http://soccerprintblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Picture-131.png

Top notch! :p

[akbar]

He tries to keep the players happy, other managers do the same and Kenny always got abuse, he handled them well apart from the Suarez stuff but there's no other way he could of gone about that. Fergie can say what he wants, if Rooney was racist he'd defend him and wouldn't sell him.
At least your owner gives you money :mad:

[Steve Austin]

At least your owner gives you money :mad:

Both spent £50 last summer!

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://thefunnyplanet.com/pictures/6964.jpg

[Steve Austin]

http://thefunnyplanet.com/pictures/6964.jpg

Haha stunning!

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://lifeabs.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/man-utd-funny-pics_8419_1.jpg

[Steve Austin]

http://lifeabs.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/man-utd-funny-pics_8419_1.jpg

Wade is on form!

[akbar]

I don't see what the problem in having a talisman is? Lol...whys every team hating cos we got one very outstanding player?

Were just like Liverpool and tottenham but with one world class player...:p

[Y2Jryder]

Mojo is on a roll:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/manchester%20united%20manchester%20city%206%201%20 cakes.jpg

[Y2Jryder]

I don't see what the problem in having a talisman is? Lol...whys every team hating cos we got one very outstanding player?

Were just like Liverpool and tottenham but with one world class player...:p
Without RVP you would have been relegated

[Steve Austin]

I don't see what the problem in having a talisman is? Lol...whys every team hating cos we got one very outstanding player?

Were just like Liverpool and tottenham but with one world class player...:p

Every team has a player better than the rest, Van Persie is just far better.

Arsenal would of actually been relegated without his goals.

Editing this cause they all have more than one world class player other than Arsenal.

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://www.thefunnyblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-fernando-torres-will-never-leave-chelsea-fail.jpg

[akbar]

Without RVP you would have been relegated

But we didn't, we instead got the opposite and qualified for champ league, now hopefully we'll learn from that and get more out of OX and Wilshere...

[Steve Austin]

http://www.thefunnyblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-fernando-torres-will-never-leave-chelsea-fail.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D

:p

[Steve Austin]

But we didn't, we instead got the opposite and qualified for champ league, now hopefully we'll learn from that and get more out of OX and Wilshere...

And the rest of them!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Best til last! :D

http://1x2.eu/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_75358_wayne-rooney-fck-a-roo-granny-funny-gifs.jpg

[Steve Austin]

Best til last! :D

http://1x2.eu/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_75358_wayne-rooney-fck-a-roo-granny-funny-gifs.jpg

Haha brilliant!

[Y2Jryder]

But we didn't, we instead got the opposite and qualified for champ league, now hopefully we'll learn from that and get more out of OX and Wilshere...
You're relying on two talents who showed they are great but have yet to prove they are consistent on a weekly base. And with Wilshere you have to wait if he will get his old form back. And you need to try to keep RVP and buy some more players like Vertonghen, Baines and an experienced player like Nigel de Jong

[Y2Jryder]

Best til last! :D

http://1x2.eu/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_75358_wayne-rooney-fck-a-roo-granny-funny-gifs.jpgDAFUQ?!:D Well played Chief, looking like they ol' good Wade:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Fat head's always good for a chuckle! :D

[Steve Austin]

Fat head's always good for a chuckle! :D

Damn straight! :p

So you haven't been busy at work, you've just been searching for pictures! :p

[akbar]

You're relying on two talents who showed they are great but have yet to prove they are consistent on a weekly base. And with Wilshere you have to wait if he will get his old form back. And you need to try to keep RVP and buy some more players like Vertonghen, Baines and an experienced player like Nigel de Jong
I like Song so forget de Jong...after the euros is when all the transfers are mostly likely to happen so ima wait to see if I'm happy with the current state of our team...

[Mojo Tartarus]

Damn straight! :p

So you haven't been busy at work, you've just been searching for pictures! :p

I've done some work!

:D

[Steve Austin]

I've done some work!

:D

Making the picture yourself doesn't count as work! :D

[Steve Austin]

Song is not a defensive midfielder, he isn't great in that role and he's much better than that which is why Arsenal want M'Vila.

[akbar]

The way M'vila conducts himself, he looks like a born captain which I'm sure he will be of France in a couple of years...

[Steve Austin]

France need a good captain!

[magglis]

France need a good captain!
http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/DomesticLeague/01/55/40/72/1554072_w2.jpg

[Steve Austin]

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/DomesticLeague/01/55/40/72/1554072_w2.jpg

:rolleyes:

[magglis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zG3MK73sSWg#t=41 s
I missed him

[Mojo Tartarus]

HWA thread:

WCFYN!!

:cool:

[Steve Austin]

HWA thread:

WCFYN!!

:cool:

:confused:

[Steve Austin]

HWA thread:

WCFYN!!

:cool:

I've got it! :p

[Steve Austin]

http://img.skysports.com/12/05/800x600/Brendan-Rodgers-Roberto-Martinez-Wigan-v-Swan_2766953.jpg

DAT FACE! :D

:p

[Steve Austin]

Sigurdsson has agreed personal terms and a fee has been agreed with Swansea, not official yet but I wonder if he'll pull out of the move cause Rodgers is gone...

[JSullivan]

Fuck Robstar lol...

Yes we shall...

I wonder when you are actually going to go out and stop replying...

Back.


Henderson, I don't have high hopes for him...similar to Downing...it must actually hurt to think you spent so much money on them?...knowing that you could probably spent that money on a exotic young foreigner who would have took PL by storm.

Don't shit on Henderson!

Next big thing.


http://soccerprintblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Picture-131.png

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Where did this 'keep calm' bullshit even start?


At least your owner gives you money :mad:

You know full well Arsenal have plenty of dosh.

You know Wenger get's a percentage each season of the money he makes the club, right? I'm deadly serious.




http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/manchester%20united%20manchester%20city%206%201%20 cakes.jpg

HAHA, fucking magnificent!


But we didn't, we instead got the opposite and qualified for champ league, now hopefully we'll learn from that and get more out of OX and Wilshere...

Ox is fucking stunning dude. Can't wait for the Euro's to watch him tear it up.


http://img.skysports.com/12/05/800x600/Brendan-Rodgers-Roberto-Martinez-Wigan-v-Swan_2766953.jpg

DAT FACE! :D

:p

TOLD YOU! He's the next fergie!!!

[Steve Austin]

Nicely done, welcome back.

[JSullivan]

Nicely done, welcome back.

Much obliged good sir.

[Steve Austin]

Much obliged good sir.

I was just about to post that I was going and that as soon as I do you'd be back :P

[JSullivan]

I was just about to post that I was going and that as soon as I do you'd be back :P

Haha, yup!

Where's everyone else?

[Steve Austin]

Haha, yup!

Where's everyone else?

I don't know, fast asleep :p

Read this:

You'll enjoy it :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18241494

[Steve Austin]

TOP PREMIER LEAGUE WAGE BILLS 2010-11

Chelsea - £191m (up from £174m in 2009-10)
Manchester City - £174m (£133m)
Manchester United - £153m (£132m)
Liverpool - £135m (£121m)
Arsenal - £124m (£111m)

[JSullivan]

I don't know, fast asleep :p

Read this:

You'll enjoy it :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18241494

Yeah dude, heard about that a few days ago.

Everyone in the states is banging on about Zombie apocalypse, lmao.

Also, some dude had his house raided by feds, and he started stabbing himself in the neck, legs and stomach and started ripping flesh and intestines from his stomach and throwing it at the cops.

Another dude started headbutting the inside of a riot van or some shit and when the police opened it up, he spat a mouthful of blood which had ran from his head into his mouth at them.


TOP PREMIER LEAGUE WAGE BILLS 2010-11



Chelsea - £191m (up from £174m in 2009-10)
Manchester City - £174m (£133m)
Manchester United - £153m (£132m)
Liverpool - £135m (£121m)
Arsenal - £124m (£111m)



WOW.

[Steve Austin]

Yeah dude, heard about that a few days ago.

Everyone in the states is banging on about Zombie apocalypse, lmao.

Also, some dude had his house raided by feds, and he started stabbing himself in the neck, legs and stomach and started ripping flesh and intestines from his stomach and throwing it at the cops.

Another dude started headbutting the inside of a riot van or some shit and when the police opened it up, he spat a mouthful of blood which had ran from his head into his mouth at them.



WOW.

Haha they're damn crazy! Some are stupid and have Zombie survival supplies :p

Those 2 you posted are fucking insane! Need to read that, you got a link?

I know crazy wages, glad Liverpool is much lower than the rest.

[magglis]

Haha, yup!

Where's everyone else?
I'm still here

[JSullivan]

Haha they're damn crazy! Some are stupid and have Zombie survival supplies :p

Those 2 you posted are fucking insane! Need to read that, you got a link?

I know crazy wages, glad Liverpool is much lower than the rest.

http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2012/05/man-stabs-himself-throws-intestines-at.html

Don't know how accurate that report is, I read mine elsewhere. Pretty horrific.

[akbar]

Steve would you have preferred Van gaal?


And my rumour mill is telling me Spurs are ready to activate Ba's release clause...

[Steve Austin]

Steve would you have preferred Van gaal?


And my rumour mill is telling me Spurs are ready to activate Ba's release clause...

Not really, he's had a good career but I'm not a fan, I prefer British managers and I'm glad a young and talented one like Rodgers has been given a chance.

Apparently it's £7m so someone will if he wants to go!

[Steve Austin]

http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2012/05/man-stabs-himself-throws-intestines-at.html

Don't know how accurate that report is, I read mine elsewhere. Pretty horrific.

That's fucking messed up!

Some crazy ass people out there!

[JSullivan]

BREAKING NEWS!

http://www.wzronline.com/wrestling-news/breaking-news-randy-orton-suspended-60-days.html

RANDY BORETON SUSPENDED!

[Steve Austin]

BREAKING NEWS!

http://www.wzronline.com/wrestling-news/breaking-news-randy-orton-suspended-60-days.html

RANDY BORETON SUSPENDED!

Yeah I know :(

Already two threads about it.

It's a shame, big fan.

[magglis]

BREAKING NEWS!

http://www.wzronline.com/wrestling-news/breaking-news-randy-orton-suspended-60-days.html

RANDY BORETON SUSPENDED!
Yes we know for 60 days,first Rey next Jericho now Orton, no Lesnar,i mean WTF?

[JSullivan]

Yeah I know :(

Already two threads about it.

It's a shame, big fan.

I think his first time was Juicing wasn't it?

Notice his body change since he stopped - I doubt it's roids.

[Steve Austin]

I think his first time was Juicing wasn't it?

Notice his body change since he stopped - I doubt it's roids.

I have no idea pal. I am disappointed though, big fan of his even though you read things about him being an absolute cunt.

[JSullivan]

I have no idea pal. I am disappointed though, big fan of his even though you read things about him being an absolute cunt.

I just don't like him as a face. He has the look of a Heel. It's written all over him.

But It's a shame. I suppose Ego is a big thing in the WWE and Vince seems to encourage it.

[Steve Austin]

I just don't like him as a face. He has the look of a Heel. It's written all over him.

But It's a shame. I suppose Ego is a big thing in the WWE and Vince seems to encourage it.

Fair play chief, he is a terrific heel but I do like him as a face. Good thing about wrestling is most people have a different favourite (Not on here with all the Punk fans :p )

It wouldn't surprise me about Vinnie Mac!

[JSullivan]

Fair play chief, he is a terrific heel but I do like him as a face. Good thing about wrestling is most people have a different favourite (Not on here with all the Punk fans :p )

It wouldn't surprise me about Vinnie Mac!

True!

Vince is notorious for being a twat and encouraging fights and ego's. I do love Punk, but he's not my favourite. Triple H, Ken Shamrock and HBK were my faves as a kid. Grew to love technical wrestlers like Benoit, Regal, Malenko and Eddie, was also in love with Kane and Rhyno for years. I'm big on Lesnar and have been since he first came around (Not to mention we're both Paul Heyman guys - I'd buy that guys shit...Seriously) - And now I'm big on Miz, DBry, Lesnar, Ziggler and Swagger for the most part - A big heel guy, incase you haven't noticed. Haha.

[Steve Austin]

True!

Vince is notorious for being a twat and encouraging fights and ego's. I do love Punk, but he's not my favourite. Triple H, Ken Shamrock and HBK were my faves as a kid. Grew to love technical wrestlers like Benoit, Regal, Malenko and Eddie, was also in love with Kane and Rhyno for years. I'm big on Lesnar and have been since he first came around (Not to mention we're both Paul Heyman guys - I'd buy that guys shit...Seriously) - And now I'm big on Miz, DBry, Lesnar, Ziggler and Swagger for the most part - A big heel guy, incase you haven't noticed. Haha.

Ha I never would of guessed! :P

Mine was always Austin and some love for Rock, Taker, Kane and Angle. Hardys and Edgee & Christian too.

Then I moved onto Benoit and then Orton. Like some other guys like Batista, Mysterio, Eddie, probably forgetting loads :p

These days it's Christian, Orton and Kane. Cena too when he isn't WWE champ.

Punk, Bryan have grown on me but I don't really like much of the roster, Sin Cara is cool, Barrett is probably my fav of the new lot.

Liking Ryback!

[JSullivan]

Ha I never would of guessed! :P

Mine was always Austin and some love for Rock, Taker, Kane and Angle. Hardys and Edgee & Christian too.

Then I moved onto Benoit and then Orton. Like some other guys like Batista, Mysterio, Eddie, probably forgetting loads :p

These days it's Christian, Orton and Kane. Cena too when he isn't WWE champ.

Punk, Bryan have grown on me but I don't really like much of the roster, Sin Cara is cool, Barrett is probably my fav of the new lot.

Liking Goldberg!

Goldberg hasn't been in WWE for years!

Sin cara can fuck off.

There's plenty I like and have liked recently, Cody Rhodes, Wade Barrett and Justin Gabriel are amongst my faves right now.

[magglis]

Cena, Angle,Edge,Stone Cold,Sting,Christian and AJ all in order

[Steve Austin]

Cena, Angle,Edge,Stone Cold,Sting,Christian and AJ all in order

If you're gonna do it like that :p

Austin
Rock
Benoit
Christian
Orton
Kane
Undertaker
Eddie
Angle
Cena

[JSullivan]

Cena, Angle,Edge,Stone Cold,Sting,Christian and AJ all in order

I like AJ Styles, Daniels, Roode and Samoa from TNA. Honourable mention to Doug Williams who I used to chat to when I was a kid. Top bloke.

[Steve Austin]

Goldberg hasn't been in WWE for years!

Sin cara can fuck off.

There's plenty I like and have liked recently, Cody Rhodes, Wade Barrett and Justin Gabriel are amongst my faves right now.

Haha.

Not really a Rhodes fan, not really a fan of any of the new top TBH, I think Cena and Ortons generation was my last hoorah!

[Steve Austin]

I like AJ Styles, Daniels, Roode and Samoa from TNA. Honourable mention to Doug Williams who I used to chat to when I was a kid. Top bloke.

I don't watch TNA but I watch it a few times when it was new, I liked Styles and Joe.

[magglis]

I like AJ Styles, Daniels, Roode and Samoa from TNA. Honourable mention to Doug Williams who I used to chat to when I was a kid. Top bloke.
Oh i forgot Steen is in that list now

[akbar]

Sorry if I'm changing subject...

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/jim-white/rodgers-may-rise-challenge-122812494.html

Cool read.

[Steve Austin]

Sorry if I'm changing subject...

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/jim-white/rodgers-may-rise-challenge-122812494.html

Cool read.

This thread has no subject! :p

I read that earlier, it was a good read.

[magglis]

Do you people like Steen?
His promos are awesome and his in ring abilities off course

[Steve Austin]

Do you people like Steen?
His promos are awesome and his in ring abilities off course

Who's that?

[JSullivan]

Haven't seen too much of Steen myself.

Seems decent though.

[Steve Austin]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/600085_316283328450007_701438933_n.jpg

In my opinion I think:

Swansea
Arsenal
Spurs
Norwich

(Liverpool top obviously but without them :p)

[magglis]

Who's that?
Are you fucking kidding me ROH world champ bro

[akbar]

Here's another cool read...

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/liverpool-setting-sights-too-low-080844586.html

[Steve Austin]

Are you fucking kidding me ROH world champ bro

Oh Kevin Steen! I don't watch ROH or pay any interest, I watch WWE for the entertainment not the wrestling, not big on wrestling :p

[magglis]

Oh Kevin Steen! I don't watch ROH or pay any interest, I watch WWE for the entertainment not the wrestling, not big on wrestling :p
Oh what the hell football>Wrestling,Football beats everything

[JSullivan]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/600085_316283328450007_701438933_n.jpg

#WWYKI!

So true.

[Steve Austin]

Here's another cool read...

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/liverpool-setting-sights-too-low-080844586.html

That was a great read!

[Steve Austin]

#WWYKI!

So true.

Thought you'd say that.


Oh what the hell football>Wrestling,Football beats everything

Damn straight!

[JSullivan]

Thought you'd say that.


Wouldn't say it if it wasn't true!

[Steve Austin]

Wouldn't say it if it wasn't true!

Of course not :rolleyes:

:D

[JSullivan]

I've got more posts in this thread than Wade, Jsul, Van and THBK (4 highest posters other than WB79 which is no longer in use) put together.

I'm a highlight poster now?

Awwh shucks.

:o

[JSullivan]

Haha.

Just above Mojo/Wade buy a hundred or something :p

Be back in about 30 mins if you're still here! Gonna do some cycling!

I'm always on here until about 4am, lmao.

[magglis]

I'm always on here until about 4am, lmao.
I'm always here 24/7

[JSullivan]

I'm always here 24/7

Pretty much this. haha.

[JSullivan]

I'm back!

That explains why you're not on at 11ish when I am :p

Yup!

I normally get up about 1pm.

I just got promoted in 1st with Monaco and managed to beat Marseille in the French cup final. BOOYA!

[magglis]

I'm back!

That explains why you're not on at 11ish when I am :p
Back on time

[JSullivan]

Fair play chief :P Once I finished school last may I did that every night for about 4-5 months :p

Nice! Going strong then.



Always ;)


Yeah dude, Metz were ahead of me the WHOLE fucking season, and I kept drawing games towards the end, and on the last day I managed to pull it back and jump them by 2 points.

So happy!

[JSullivan]

Nice! Gotta love final day drama :p

Yes man, I was fucking punching the air! Haha.

My target is a respectable league position in the top division now - not unreasonable.

After this season I'll try and find another club, although I apply at others along the way. Just applied for the Lazio job. Ambitious to say the least.

[JSullivan]

Nice, haha we've all done it!

On the road to my Norwich project in 2014-15 I had the England job and won the Euros and took over Southampton who were getting relegated and kept them up final day beating Boro and sending them down. I was applying but only wanted a big job so went on holiday and got nothing so then I went Norwich.

Norwich is going well.

Lazio post just been given elsewhere, Parma job is open in Italian B, and England/Switzerland just opened up.

[JSullivan]

Nice!

I find Italian league the toughest to win.

Yes man, it's my favourite to play in, but I like to start off as English teams.

Monaco has been challenging, heart wrenching and fun. So glad I did this!

[magglis]

Nice!

I find Italian league the toughest to win.
And German league too

[magglis]

Pau is an asshole all e-feds are on hold because of him,and he was online on xbox

[JSullivan]

Depends on the team, won it easy with Bayern, Dortmund and Schalke. Bremen was tough but was great!



I'm usually always an English team unless a team appeals to me and I feel it!

It's a great feeling getting promoted!

Yes dude, love it.

Got Marseille in the french super-cup equivalent. Should be fun :/

[magglis]

Depends on the team, won it easy with Bayern, Dortmund and Schalke. Bremen was tough but was great!



I'm usually always an English team unless a team appeals to me and I feel it!

It's a great feeling getting promoted!
When you have Bayern against you its too hard,they can't lose

[magglis]

You got this!



He hasn't been on here for days, what's he doing!



Oh, they can, :cool:
Only if you beat them

I don't know what he is doing,i fucking hate him now

[JSullivan]

Manchester United, Borussia Monchengladbach, Derby and Aberdeen all just lost their managers.

APPLY AWAY!

[magglis]

I always do, I'm class.

What a cunt!
Nice bro:),you are
Everybody are pissed off with him:mad:

[JSullivan]

Nice bro:),you are
Everybody are pissed off with him:mad:

I'm livid.

He's fucked up big this time.

[magglis]

I'm livid.

He's fucked up big this time.
I know :mad: van said he was online on xbox before.All shows are on hold because of him

[magglis]

Knock him out!



You've got this!
I will!:mad:

[JSullivan]

OHHH IT GETS BETTER!

I've just won 1-0 against Marseille, and their manager just got sacked...

Applied...


...Bayern Job just opened up.

FUCK YEAH.

[JSullivan]

I know :mad: van said he was online on xbox before.All shows are on hold because of him

It's seriously fucking annoying.

[magglis]

OHHH IT GETS BETTER!

I've just won 1-0 against Marseille, and their manager just got sacked...

Applied...


...Bayern Job just opened up.

FUCK YEAH.
Go for it,i just sign Heleno with PAO!

[magglis]

It's seriously fucking annoying.
Stupid Mexican asshole

[magglis]

Great stuff!

I'll be off now, tomorrow I expect Pau to of been knocked out by Magmar and Jsul to have got a top job!

#LaterzGuyz :)
See ya broseph,sweet dreams:)

[magglis]

Will do :o

Quick thought that I'll leave you with, do you reckon that Sxe Saviour guy is Pau as well?
He joined the site 3 months ago

[JSullivan]

I doubt it's Pau.

Could always get a mod to check.

Magglis, we can now use this opportunity to plan our maiming of Pau.

Night Steve!

[JSullivan]

Nah don't ask a mod, if it is he'll be banned.

Laterz! (I really am going now :p)

Hmmm.

We'll see.

In a bizzle.

[magglis]

I doubt it's Pau.

Could always get a mod to check.

Magglis, we can now use this opportunity to plan our maiming of Pau.

Night Steve!
I think Steve is right,Pau is a dick but i don't want to get banned

[JSullivan]

I think Steve is right,Pau is a dick but i don't want to get banned

Yeah, you're right.

Plus, he's only speculating. No big reason to think it's him.

[magglis]

Yeah, you're right.

Plus, he's only speculating. No big reason to think it's him.
I know he is not too smart to do that

[JSullivan]

I know he is not too smart to do that

Explain? Kinda doesn't make sense ;P

[magglis]

I know, he is not too smart to do that (create another profile)

[magglis]

I feel so embarrassed right now he went on his grandpas funeral,but still how's that guy know that

[JSullivan]

I know, he is not too smart to do that (create another profile)

You mean he's stupid enough to?

And he's apparently out of town at his grandpa's funeral...

[magglis]

You mean he's stupid enough to?

And he's apparently out of town at his grandpa's funeral...
No he is not smart enough,whatever

[JSullivan]

No he is not smart enough,whatever

I'm just trying to clarify silly man!

[magglis]

I'm just trying to clarify silly man!
I'm a fucking Greek,i do mistakes

[JSullivan]

I'm a fucking Greek,i do mistakes

I thought you were Cypriot?

[magglis]

I thought you were Cypriot?
Same shit but we have money

[JSullivan]

Same shit but we have money

Lmao.

You can't be both dude!

[magglis]

Lmao.

You can't be both dude!
Trust me we are

[JSullivan]

Trust me we are

Haha I suppose it's better than hating eachother.

[magglis]

Haha I suppose it's better than hating eachother.
We love each other,we have the same history,language,religion,music,enemies.But 2 different governments

[JSullivan]

We love each other,we have the same history,language,religion,music,enemies.But 2 different governments

What's the religion there dude?

[magglis]

What's the religion there dude?
Christian Orthodox

[JSullivan]

Christian Orthodox

Oh, isn't that a type of Catholocism?

I'm catholic.

[magglis]

But i don't believe in god,i'm atheist

[JSullivan]

But i don't believe in god,i'm atheist

Yeah, that's fair enough dude.

[magglis]

Oh, isn't that a type of Catholocism?

I'm catholic.
Not exactly,they have small differences

[JSullivan]

Not exactly,they have small differences

Well yeah, I'd imagine so. Most do.

[magglis]

Well yeah, I'd imagine so. Most do.
They have more similarities than the protestants

[JSullivan]

They have more similarities than the protestants

What, Catholics and Orthodox?

Well they would do. Protestants are idiots.

[magglis]

What, Catholics and Orthodox?

Well they would do. Protestants are idiots.
Yes,Catholics and Orthodox
I don't know for those guys,i thought all UK are protestants

[JSullivan]

Yes,Catholics and Orthodox
I don't know for those guys,i thought all UK are protestants

Yeah mostly.

And most of the UK are idiots.

Basically, it was Catholic here, then when Henry VIII took over he made his own idiocy church and since then it's been the 'main' church of England - it's all bullshit of course.

Those fucking idiots killed catholics in the streets - they are no better than terrorists.

Northern Ireland is generally Protestant and Republic is Catholic - also part of the reason I dislike Northern Ireland. I also have Irish Catholic family.

A lot of the North of the UK is catholic - like Liverpool where I was born is mostly roman catholic.

My mother is a protestant, but she used to take me and my brothers to Catholic church and used to get blessings from the priest.

[magglis]

Yeah mostly.

And most of the UK are idiots.

Basically, it was Catholic here, then when Henry VIII took over he made his own idiocy church and since then it's been the 'main' church of England - it's all bullshit of course.

Those fucking idiots killed catholics in the streets - they are no better than terrorists.

Northern Ireland is generally Protestant and Republic is Catholic - also part of the reason I dislike Northern Ireland. I also have Irish Catholic family.

A lot of the North of the UK is catholic - like Liverpool where I was born is mostly roman catholic.

My mother is a protestant, but she used to take me and my brothers to Catholic church and used to get blessings from the priest.
I have always believed people use religion to manipulate and have power over others

[JSullivan]

I have always believed people use religion to manipulate and have power over others

I think it's a distinct possibility.

This is the reason I don't follow the bible word for word. I have my own view of what I read and apply accordingly.

Nobody should tell me how to live my life.

If I am a good person and there is a god, then he will accept me - if being a good person simply isn't enough, then he would not be a god I would want to worship.

I still try to stay free of sins and pray etc, but I won't let a church dictate to me.

[magglis]

I think it's a distinct possibility.

This is the reason I don't follow the bible word for word. I have my own view of what I read and apply accordingly.

Nobody should tell me how to live my life.

If I am a good person and there is a god, then he will accept me - if being a good person simply isn't enough, then he would not be a god I would want to worship.

I still try to stay free of sins and pray etc, but I won't let a church dictate to me.
That's a good think from you,free will still exists inside of you

[magglis]

People should follow their hearts and their minds too

[JSullivan]

People should follow their hearts and their minds too

Yeah dude, I agree.

Too many people think the wrong way about things. They let one thing rule their lives and I don't think that's a way to live either.

If a god is fair, he will see the good in someone who has tried to be a good person, or has good intentions.

Anyway dude, that's enough for me tonight, I have to be up in 4 hours.

I'll catch you later dude.

[magglis]

Yeah dude, I agree.

Too many people think the wrong way about things. They let one thing rule their lives and I don't think that's a way to live either.

If a god is fair, he will see the good in someone who has tried to be a good person, or has good intentions.

Anyway dude, that's enough for me tonight, I have to be up in 4 hours.

I'll catch you later dude.
Love talking with you bro,see ya later

[JSullivan]

Some false hope for you.

I'm off out.

Laters!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Lampard could miss the Euros.

Questions: Is Pukka Pies a German company? Is this sabotage?

[Y2Jryder]

Djeez guys, aren't you sleeping?:p

[Y2Jryder]

What did Pau do wrong?

[magglis]

What did Pau do wrong?
He killed all the e-feds

[Y2Jryder]

He killed all the e-feds

Explain:p..

[magglis]

Explain:p..
He left without a warning and the show's can't work without him.They want promos from him,he is champion in some e-feds and he runs the wwe fed

[Y2Jryder]

He left without a warning and the show's can't work without him.They want promos from him,he is champion in some e-feds and he runs the wwe fed
Why the hell would an e-fed want Pau as their champion:p What an idiot.... Mexicans:D

[magglis]

Why the hell would an e-fed want Pau as their champion:p What an idiot.... Mexicans:D
I don't know,his cousin said he is on his grandpas funeral and he will be out for a month,but they saw him online in xbox and then his cousin said that he is in charge of his xbox now.Too many coincidences

[Y2Jryder]

I don't know,his cousin said he is on his grandpas funeral and he will be out for a month,but they saw him online in xbox and then his cousin said that he is in charge of his xbox now.Too many coincidences

Maybe he took his xbox to the funeral:'):')

[VanHooliganX]

Lampard could miss the Euros.

Questions: Is Pukka Pies a German company? Is this sabotage?

And that's the Mojo line!

[B-MCINTYRE]

That's rubbish, avoid doing that from now on!

:p
Cause stone cold said so!

[VanHooliganX]

That's rubbish, avoid doing that from now on!

:p

And that's the Steve line!

[JSullivan]

Hello Ladies...

[akbar]

Recent events have shown one good season doesn't mean as much as people make of it...the reputation and backing of a club means more (Relatively)

[JSullivan]

Recent events have shown one good season doesn't mean as much as people make of it...the reputation and backing of a club means more (Relatively)

To a degree I agree.

Generally speaking though, the two are somewhat linked together.

[akbar]

To a degree I agree.

Generally speaking though, the two are somewhat linked together.
Yh that's why I said 'Relatively'

The fact that Norwich has this amazing season and yet Lambart is still willing to quit something good to go to that train wreck of a club Aston Villa is not shocking but yet very intriguing...

[Mojo Tartarus]

BREAKING NEWSChelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of Euro 2012 with a thigh injury, the Football Association have confirmed.

Thigh = rhyming slang for pie.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Haha poor Frank will never escape that!

He's too fat to escape!

[JSullivan]

Henderson - Time to shine son!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Haha nice!

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s320x320/251910_391729197545330_191079014277017_1166930_151 0267478_n.jpg

http://funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/john-terry-funny-wife-score.jpg

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?19866-Your-teams-best-Premier-League-XI

:rolleyes:

I'll give it a go when I can be arsed to think! :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

What you on about? :D

:rolleyes:

Wut da hayell?

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Was just keeping it casual like nothing happened...


:D

Ah! I see!!


:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

What has this forum become so attractive to imbeciles??

[JSullivan]

What has this forum become so attractive to imbeciles??

I don't know.

They do provide mild entertainment when they aren't coming in droves.

[Mojo Tartarus]

I know, sometimes it's fun though :p

It can be on occassion but on the scale we've had lately, it's just boring!

[Mojo Tartarus]

I don't know.

They do provide mild entertainment when they aren't coming in droves.

It does appear to be escalating though!

[Mojo Tartarus]

I blame Robstar for his trolling!

If a mod does it more will come! :D

Hope he doesn't look in here! :D

[JSullivan]

I should be a mod.

True story.

[Mojo Tartarus]

If he does I'll smash him over the head with a cold beer and then say:

"Well, you wouldn't want a warm beer would you..."

:D

Or chuck a shrimp at him!

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

I should be a mod.

True story.

I'd vote for ya!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Bodom is in the hizzie! Threads gonna get trashed, gimps gonna get bashed!

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

A couple "This is stupid" comments :p

Yup, my favourite EWN catchphrase at the moment! :D

[JSullivan]

I would just ban everyone I didn't like :p

Haha. I'd be a great mod.


I'd vote for ya!

Cheers broseph!

[Mojo Tartarus]

Come on Liverpool! This is so damn drawn out, I hope the transfer deals aren't like this or we'll end up with no one!

What you on about Poddington?

[Mojo Tartarus]

Haha Poddington?

The manager process, should be sorted by now! :p

Paperwork mate, bloody paperwork! :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

I imagine you look like the one in the cap:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e0/Podd.JPG/245px-Podd.JPG

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Haha no chance! :p

My hat is red and blue! :D

Nearly right then! :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

I imagine this is you:

http://theother87.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/old-soccer-player.jpg

My tabard is red! :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Haha close enough! :p

We have each other pretty well sussed!

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Cause we are so in-sync! :p

We are street!

Some would say (back)street boys! :D

[Mojo Tartarus]

BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!

<3 :p

:D

Thought you'd like that! :p

Offski for a bit! Laters duderino!

[magglis]

BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!

<3 :p

:D
Backstreet boys not gay

[magglis]

No they were not!
Exactly!!!

[magglis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=WVe80iZtlYU#t=45 s

[VanHooliganX]

USA 5 - 1 Scotland

For the past few days I've never nothing but BS about how America have owned Scotland. No disrespect to Scotland but you haven't qualified for fuck all in 16 years...I'm surprised they won by that much but still...nothing impressive.

Since then MLS won't STFU about how they were going to give Brazil a new challenge and how they're going to match them in class and yadda yadda yadda.

USA 1 - 4 Brazil

Brazil bent USA over and gave them the biggest reality check I've seen in sports in 2012.

You're still a good handful of years off the big boys America. Plus qualifying over Canada and a few other god awful teams doesn't make you look any better. Scotland would qualify over there...

Rant and truth over.

[Y2Jryder]

BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!

<3 :p

:D


Backstreet boys not gay

A little bit gay is OK:D

[Y2Jryder]

The Brazilian Olympic team is a hell of a beast team.
Attack: Neymar - Pato - Hulk :rolleyes:

[Y2Jryder]

They're gonna win.

No doubt about it, their defence is good too with Thiago Silva, Luiz, Rafael and Marcelo.
But I don't know why they didn't ask Ganso

[Y2Jryder]

Because he never plays well for Brazil.

The teams at the Euros are gonna have weak Olympic teams!

Messi never plays well for Argentina, what's your point?:D

[Y2Jryder]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FM 2012 doesn't work:mad:

[magglis]

A little bit gay is OK:D
You know it

[magglis]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FM 2012 doesn't work:mad:
Download the D3DX9_43.dll to work

[Y2Jryder]

Download the D3DX9_43.dll to work

Already did, but the program closes itself after the intro

[magglis]

Already did, but the program closes itself after the intro
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2011/7/17/14/shoot-me-5085-1310928168-9.jpg

[Y2Jryder]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2011/7/17/14/shoot-me-5085-1310928168-9.jpg
Yeah like that

[magglis]

Yeah like that
The file size is 2.40 GB right?

[magglis]

Maybe it would work if you weren't such a Dutch cunt...
Same old Steve,i love it:p

[Y2Jryder]

Maybe it would work if you weren't such a Dutch cunt... not in the mood

[magglis]

The file size is 2.40 GB right?
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Y2Jryder]

The file size is 2.40 GB right?could be:p

[magglis]

could be:p
Then you downloaded the right one

[Mojo Tartarus]

From the, 'Who is the face of the E thread:


It really depends on who you ask. Traditionalist, purest, AE marks and overall edgier people would say CM Punk.

Everyone else would say John Cena.

What in the name of Satan's fetid foreskin has that got to do with anything?!?

This forum makes me a sad cunt by osmosis sometimes!!

[Y2Jryder]

I give up, screw FM

[Mojo Tartarus]

To cheer me up:

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/iphonefailgraphic.jpg

:D

[Y2Jryder]

To cheer me up:

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/iphonefailgraphic.jpg

:D
LOL! That made my day:p

[magglis]

I give up, screw FM
http://hillaryrubin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/M93Never-Give-Up-Winston-Churchill-Posters.jpg

[Y2Jryder]

http://hillaryrubin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/M93Never-Give-Up-Winston-Churchill-Posters.jpg

If Winston Churchill said it it must be true!:p


:rolleyes:

[magglis]

If Winston Churchill said it it must be true!:p


:rolleyes:
Yes come on,continue the fight

[Y2Jryder]

Yes come on,continue the fight It still doesn't work, gonna catch some sleep. See ya! (btw we still have to work on our vignette

[magglis]

It still doesn't work, gonna catch some sleep. See ya! (btw we still have to work on our vignette
I know bro tomorrow for sure we will work on it

[VanHooliganX]

http://hillaryrubin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/M93Never-Give-Up-Winston-Churchill-Posters.jpg

"The best thing about the Internet is that you can use quotation marks and people think its legit"- Winston Churchill



;)


Also, Englands squad seems to be falling a part. Well...It isn't but for what Roy planned it certainly looks like it is.

If we get to the quarters we should be happy with that.

4/20 major tournament record to getting to the semis. You can probably only have 5-10 of reaching round of 16/Quarters so we'll just have to hope for a miracle, hope Joe Hart can have 6 game of his life streaks or hope 2014 world cup goes well. (In Brazil XD Good luck Europe)