The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Right.. I'm really going now.

Bless! :cool:

[magglis]

Da fug is going on?
You are still here,fucking liars :mad:

















































































Glad you are still online:)

[akbar]

I believe it, maybe they won't win it before RVP wins a trophy! Booyaah! :D
When will this get old?!? Lol

[magglis]

Haha you love it!
Lets do maths akbar
Arsenal - RVP = 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000

[magglis]

When will this get old?!? Lol
Never:mad:

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Da fug is going on?
You are still here,fucking liars :mad:

















































































Glad you are still online:)

LOL! I am trying too leave.. every time I do, I'm getting a notification!

[magglis]

LOL! I am trying too leave.. every time I do, I'm getting a notification!
Haha you will never leave......

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Haha you will never leave......

I know.. I'm going too keep trying though.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Well stop sending yourself damn messages!

LOL! :p

I'm too well liked, everyone loves me.

[magglis]

I know.. I'm going too keep trying though.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-foAKdKHV_F4/TZ35qriDAiI/AAAAAAAABUk/bxgxCzzlnpM/s1600/YouCanDoIt.jpg

[magglis]

LOL! :p

I'm too well liked, everyone loves me.
http://i.qkme.me/35uyl0.jpg

[akbar]

Van Hooligan is Dutch to me Damn it!!!!!!!

[magglis]

Van Hooligan is Dutch to me Damn it!!!!!!!
Ok if that makes you happy

[akbar]

Where is he from btw? :rolleyes:

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Van Hooligan is Dutch to me Damn it!!!!!!!

A bit late there weren't you bro! :) Haha.

[magglis]

Van Hooligan is Dutch to me Damn it!!!!!!!
Now on sig

[magglis]

Where is he from btw? :rolleyes:
Yorkshire i think

[JSullivan]

Yeah I'm totally gonna whack ya next time I see you :rolleyes:


Someone I know, such a clueless twat! Arsenal fan obviously.

Now what would make you say that...?

;)

[akbar]

A bit late there weren't you bro! :) Haha.
To be honest I was trying to think a good comeback to escape this awkward situation and it finially came to me...LOL

[magglis]

Now what would make you say that...?

;)
Strange isn't it

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

To be honest I was trying to think a good comeback to escape this awkward situation and it finially came to me...LOL

Haha! fair enough man. :)

[magglis]

getting close to 20 000 posts

[JSullivan]

Strange isn't it

Indeed!


getting close to 20 000 posts

Could be done tonight, possibly. Most likely in the morning though.

[JSullivan]

YES! YES! YES!

I have won the First divison again, the French league cup, the French cup and the Champions League!!!

I AM THE FUCKING MAN!

[JSullivan]

Manager Stats:



http://i47.tinypic.com/27yr5o5.png



Competition stats for this season:



http://i48.tinypic.com/fjp5j7.png

[magglis]

Manager Stats:



http://i47.tinypic.com/27yr5o5.png



Competition stats for this season:



http://i48.tinypic.com/fjp5j7.png


Good job bro

[magglis]

I found some cool pics
http://sp1.fotolog.com/photo/33/61/20/josu_14/1230751558418_f.jpg

[magglis]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/188177_183371951709216_5528607_n.jpghttp://i4.bebo.com/045/12/mediuml/2008/03/01/23/5062606567a7040504278ml.jpg

[magglis]

http://www.muurkrant.nl/monopoly/images/GB-Arsenal.jpg

[magglis]

http://funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/torres-tries-to-shoot-himself-misses.jpg

[magglis]

http://www.funiacs.com/poze/mare/manchester_united_in_plina_erectie_1226667765.jpg

[JSullivan]

Haha Magglis, keeping yourself entertained.

Just took over at Swansea. For some reason, winning back to back titles, the French League cup 3 times and the French cup twice, and the French Champions Shield, and the Champions league are not the qualities of a BIG team manager...or something. Doing it all whilst losing the club only £2m on transfers, winning the second division as well...

...the ONLY job I could get offered was Swansea.

[magglis]

I don't know if they are old,but love them
http://img.ezinemark.com/imagemanager2/files/30004254/2010/10/2010-10-27-13-18-10-2-stubborn-son-rooney-is-in-the-arm-of-fath.jpeghttp://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/david%20silva's%20secret%20conversation%20with%20j uan%20mata%20131211.jpg

[JSullivan]

Haha.

Just watched Smackdown! - Wasnt bad for once.

[magglis]

http://www.footballtarget.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chicken-vs-balotelli.pnghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q5WsOOJBuwM/TqlbpZPa7xI/AAAAAAAAANI/r7jZadvNleU/s1600/blog2.jpg

[magglis]

Haha.

Just watched Smackdown! - Wasnt bad for once.
I will download it later

[magglis]

Haha Magglis, keeping yourself entertained.

Just took over at Swansea. For some reason, winning back to back titles, the French League cup 3 times and the French cup twice, and the French Champions Shield, and the Champions league are not the qualities of a BIG team manager...or something. Doing it all whilst losing the club only £2m on transfers, winning the second division as well...

...the ONLY job I could get offered was Swansea.
Swansea is the future

[magglis]

The best one
http://www.thefunnyblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/funny-fernando-torres-it-might-work-score-fantasy.jpg

[magglis]

For Steve
http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/LuizTorresPrayer.jpg

[magglis]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/StevieG300512.jpghttp://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206393_102341416521483_101461119942846_19916_44495 45_n.jpg

[magglis]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/167/595/torres-meme_display_image.jpg?1335353158http://data.whicdn.com/images/27691971/scumbag-torres_thumb.jpghttp://thefunnyplanet.com/pictures/5585.jpg

[JSullivan]

Magglis = King postwhore.

[magglis]

Magglis = King postwhore.
Haha nice!

[magglis]

Post 20,000 totally needs to be mine!
Yup i think that too!

[magglis]

Henderson doesn't drink and he's class.
And why you are saying that?

[magglis]

Hart, Jones, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Walcott, Gerrard, Parker, Ox, Defoe, Welbeck

Line up v Belgium.
No Rooney no team

[magglis]

Stevie G to bag a hattrick!
http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv264/loosen_up_judas/GIFS/tumblr_m4ej1e2eUS1qjy9if.gif

[magglis]

He won't play cause he's got an injury and is banned for the Euros.

Plus, Gerrard > all.
I know
Rooney>Gerrard

[magglis]

You are posting randomly messages,so you can post the 20 000 post before someone else does

[magglis]

Gerrard > Greece & Cyprus
Fuck you













































Gerrard has more money than Greece
http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv264/loosen_up_judas/GIFS/tumblr_m4ej1e2eUS1qjy9if.gif

[magglis]

No! Really? :rolleyes:

http://assets.liverpoolfc.tv/uploads/bren_1.jpg
Come on admit it

[magglis]

Gerrard > Greece & Cyprus
Magglis>Greece and Cyprus>Y2Jryder>Gerrard>B-mac>Steve

[magglis]

I deserve 20,000 and I'm playing football in a bit so need to do this!
You don't deserve it but you are a crybaby and i will let you post it

[magglis]

No one would ever believe that!
B-mac would

[Mojo Tartarus]

Arrrive.

20,000.

Leave.

[magglis]

See ya later chief!
Fuck you:mad:

[Mojo Tartarus]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kFl7j7KuHsw/T6QCWPH7MvI/AAAAAAAABu8/O8ym0jV1RCQ/s1600/20000-thank-yous.jpg


Dammit!

:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Hahahahhahah too slow old man!

I'll get you at 30,000!

:D

[magglis]

Shut it cunt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xiG6bh9n-3w#t=3s

[magglis]

If you can still move your fingers! :D
Till that i will be Ewn's top poster

[magglis]

People always hate what they can't have...
No one likes BS

[magglis]

People always hate what they can't have...
Yup you hate Utd because your team can't win the League

[magglis]

(Someone tell thi guy City won the league...)
(Someone tell thi guy Utd won 12 championships the last 20 years)

[magglis]

I already know that, Liverpool can win the league because they have.
http://foobarph.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/what-is.gif

[magglis]

Who is this clown?

I better go, got some football to play!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WaWI5usBZ4M

[magglis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5T75MhFcKM4

[akbar]

*music*
Maybee I didn't treat you, Quite as good as I should have,
Maybee I didn't love you, Quite as often as I could have,
you were always on my miiinnnddddd
*music*

Anyways, Lambart to Villa? Ahh you power grabbing money wanting silly man, you'll regret that soon. Trust me
OX starting for England? Comeee onn sonnnnnn, gett innn you beautyyyy

[Y2Jryder]

Magglis>Greece and Cyprus>Y2Jryder>Gerrard>B-mac>Steve

Fack you:mad:

I have more money than Greece....


:D:D:D:D

[magglis]

Fack you:mad:

I have more money than Greece....


:D:D:D:D
Don't make me change it:mad:

[Y2Jryder]

No one would ever believe that!


Don't make me change it:mad: You should, I should be higher than Greece & Cyprus

[magglis]

You should, I should be higher than Greece & Cyprus
Fuck you Dutchman:mad:,btw check my sig:p

[Y2Jryder]

Fuck you Dutchman:mad:,btw check my sig:p Van wish is to be Dutch:D

[Y2Jryder]

Really tired right know, time for a power nap so tonight the party is on:D speak you guys tomorrow I think:D

[magglis]

Van wish is to be Dutch:D

Haha yes he does

[magglis]

Really tired right know, time for a power nap so tonight the party is on:D speak you guys tomorrow I think:D

See ya bro




















Cyprus and Greece will always be better than you

[JSullivan]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kFl7j7KuHsw/T6QCWPH7MvI/AAAAAAAABu8/O8ym0jV1RCQ/s1600/20000-thank-yous.jpg

That's it? You could've posted some epic tits or something.

[VanHooliganX]

Yorkshire i think

Correct.


That Ladbrokes advert is fucking brilliant btw! XD

[VanHooliganX]

Van wish is to be Dutch:D

Nah. I like the world cup we've won boo-boo ;)

Only 2 places in the world. Yorkshire and not yorkshire.

The truth has been spoken. :cool:

[K-Jammin]

Howdy fellas :o

[VanHooliganX]

Howdy fellas :o

Hey pal :)

Great pass by Milner, shame the Ox miss hit it.

[JSullivan]

FUCK I didn't think the game was 'til later.

[K-Jammin]

Hey pal :)

Great pass by Milner, shame the Ox miss hit it.

I've only just switched it on, who's playing up front?

[K-Jammin]

FUCK I didn't think the game was 'til later.

Haha same here man!

[JSullivan]

What a dick move by that Belgian forward.

Dries Martens or some shit.

[K-Jammin]

Can't fucking wait for England Vs France!

[Shaz11]

Beautiful chip from Welbeck! :)

[K-Jammin]

Take a bow Welbeck!

[JSullivan]

Boring game, but did the job.

[K-Jammin]

I think we're going to miss Lampard, and I don't even like the cunt.

[JSullivan]

I think we're going to miss Lampard, and I don't even like the cunt.

You might be right.

I do like Lampard. I just like ripping on him more.

I'm also a big fan of John Terry, but the same thing.

I hate Rio Ferdinand though. Never liked him.

[K-Jammin]

You might be right.

I do like Lampard. I just like ripping on him more.

I'm also a big fan of John Terry, but the same thing.

I hate Rio Ferdinand though. Never liked him.

As a United fan, I obviously love Rio. I hate Terry though, however I don't let that cloud my judgement of him as a player. Great defender!

I just saw a girl post on Facebook "Why aren't Fulham in Euro 12? I'm sick of Fulham being overlooked by the FA all the time!"

Stick to your chick flicks love...

[CGBigMan]

As a United fan, I obviously love Rio. I hate Terry though, however I don't let that cloud my judgement of him as a player. Great defender!

I just saw a girl post on Facebook "Why aren't Fulham in Euro 12? I'm sick of Fulham being overlooked by the FA all the time!"

Stick to your chick flicks love...
I saw something similar saying there should be Chelsea players in the team and as a response someone said Chelsea will win the euros
i face palmed so hard

[K-Jammin]

I saw something similar saying there should be Chelsea players in the team and as a response someone said Chelsea will win the euros
i face palmed so hard

Damn stupid people! :mad:

[JSullivan]

As a United fan, I obviously love Rio. I hate Terry though, however I don't let that cloud my judgement of him as a player. Great defender!

I just saw a girl post on Facebook "Why aren't Fulham in Euro 12? I'm sick of Fulham being overlooked by the FA all the time!"

Stick to your chick flicks love...

How can anyone be so fucking stupid?

[akbar]

As a United fan, I obviously love Rio. I hate Terry though, however I don't let that cloud my judgement of him as a player. Great defender!

I just saw a girl post on Facebook "Why aren't Fulham in Euro 12? I'm sick of Fulham being overlooked by the FA all the time!"

Stick to your chick flicks love...
TBH she has a point...

[magglis]

So wassup?

[JSullivan]

I got the Chelsea job now.

Won the league with Swansea, lost one game in the league to Man City away (3-0) and drew 7, won the rest.

Won the league cup.

Offered Chelsea job - Not in Europe. Target is to get Europe...Transfer Balance? £652m...


...I basically have a relegation side team, just released 20+ awful youth players, had like 3 defenders left.

Oh boy.

[Mojo Tartarus]

What happened to Portugal? :eek:

[Mojo Tartarus]

Terry and Cahill to have injury scans.

Things are going from bad to worse.

[JSullivan]

Terry and Cahill to have injury scans.

Things are going from bad to worse.

Fuck...Sake.

[VanHooliganX]

Damn stupid people! :mad:

I know a lot of idiots who're betting Messi to be top scorer in Euro 12

I bet the bookees love those stupid cunts.

[JSullivan]

I know a lot of idiots who're betting Messi to be top scorer in Euro 12

I bet the bookees love those stupid cunts.

How is anyone that stupid?

[Mojo Tartarus]

So the Dutch won 6-0 and no Ryder yet?? WTF??




:D

[magglis]

So the Dutch won 6-0 and no Ryder yet?? WTF??




:D
Wait for it,wait for it.....

[magglis]

Ok more cool pics i found
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276825_172278856160951_7647558_n.jpghttp://memecrunch.com/meme/2CVR/messi-sucks/image.png

[magglis]

This one for Steve
http://i.imgur.com/awIRu.jpg

[magglis]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50568_305223146196718_48490401_n.jpghttp://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/17789716.jpghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/530004_343745715675162_332037650179302_858632_1652 511010_n.jpghttp://memecrunch.com/meme/1PKD/messi/image.png

[magglis]

http://www.oleole.com/media/main/images/wallpapers/260020/manunitedsucks_450775.jpghttp://www.sportingbreakdown.com/image/sports/1205/madrid-championship-ronaldo-soccer-messi-sports-1336894283.jpg

[magglis]

For Steve again
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v8oGsJEIquo/T6wF7ANnn7I/AAAAAAAACGY/pCNpAOqZrBk/s1600/photo.JPG

[magglis]

http://futaball.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/football-funny-7.jpg?w=614http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AKcgWVBfDCI/TsRV7i0wgPI/AAAAAAAACDk/u-YXPgUs8PY/s640/cities_and_teams_blogspot_com_edin_dzeko_mancheste r_city_bosnia_team_background_desktop_image_galler y_wallpaper_hd_logo_4.jpghttp://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1988731.jpg

[JSullivan]

Dirk Kuyt has gone to Fenerbahce on a 3 year deal.

http://www.fenerbahce.org/fb2008/index.asp

[magglis]

Dirk Kuyt has gone to Fenerbahce on a 3 year deal.

http://www.fenerbahce.org/fb2008/index.asp
Only there he can score goals

[magglis]

And the last one for JS
http://www.arsenalhf.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lykutpzYwt1qh52joo1_500.jpg

[JSullivan]

Only there he can score goals

Haha, aren't you pleased?

I thought you loved Turkey. ;)

[JSullivan]

And the last one for JS
http://www.arsenalhf.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lykutpzYwt1qh52joo1_500.jpg

Oh boy...

[magglis]

Haha, aren't you pleased?

I thought you loved Turkey. ;)
Don't be cunt!

[magglis]

Oh boy...
Hahahahaha

[akbar]

Had a dream Liverpool lost 9-0 in Rodgers opening game. True Story

[JSullivan]

Had a dream Liverpool lost 9-0 in Rodgers opening game. True Story

It's not a dream - It's a premonition.


Don't be cunt!

Mate, Don't worry. They practically own the UK too. Every damn street corner.

They do make nice Pizzas though.

[akbar]

Mate, Don't worry. They practically own the UK too. Every damn street corner.

They do make nice Pizzas though.
Haha fam I don't know if you've ever been to Tottenham but they run pretty much every shop around the White Hart Lane area...cool people though

[magglis]

It's not a dream - It's a premonition.



Mate, Don't worry. They practically own the UK too. Every damn street corner.

They do make nice Pizzas though.
Fuck those cunts:mad:
Really?I still like Italian pizza more

[magglis]

Haha fam I don't know if you've ever been to Tottenham but they run pretty much every shop around the White Hart Lane area...cool people though
I hate you now:mad:

[JSullivan]

Fuck those cunts:mad:
Really?I still like Italian pizza more

Yeah, but the italians don't own a single fucking pizza place in this country.

I swear, the population is like...20% Turkish.


I hate you now:mad:

I knew this was coming, haha.

[magglis]

Yeah, but the italians don't own a single fucking pizza place in this country.

I swear, the population is like...20% Turkish.



I knew this was coming, haha.
God they are multiplying like rabbits!

I don't really hate Turkish(neither akbar)I hate what their country did to us

[akbar]

I hate you now:mad:
One of my best mates Cem is Cypriot...if that helps

[JSullivan]

God they are multiplying like rabbits!

I don't really hate Turkish(neither akbar)I hate what their country did to us

You should see the UK dude...

...There's no british people left! Lmao.

I don't really mind immigration, it'd be hypocritical if I did - given I want to see so many places in the world.

[magglis]

One of my best mates Cem is Cypriot...if that helps


God they are multiplying like rabbits!

I don't really hate Turkish(neither akbar)I hate what their country did to us
:rolleyes:

[magglis]

You should see the UK dude...

...There's no british people left! Lmao.

I don't really mind immigration, it'd be hypocritical if I did - given I want to see so many places in the world.
Fuck that Ayia Napa is the new UK bro,they all live here now!

I want that too bro!:rolleyes:

[akbar]

Cahill is out Martin Kelly is in...

Wow who would of thought after such an abysmal season, all these liverpool players would all go to the euros...

[Y2Jryder]

So yesterday there was:
-Music
- Football game ( The Netherlands - North- Ireland)
- My football team
- lots of beer


I just woke up:rolleyes:

[JSullivan]

Cahill is out Martin Kelly is in...

Wow who would of thought after such an abysmal season, all these liverpool players would all go to the euros...

WHY NOT RIO?

FFS.

I hate Rio, but fuck sake, this is so dumb.

[Y2Jryder]

We showed some good football yesterday, but North - Ireland are just a shitty team, I mean why not practising against a GOOD opponent?

It seems like RVP is our first striker now so we won't see Huntelaar-RVP together.
We have Huntelaar who scored the most goals in the Bundesliga on the bench

I think our manager is going to play like this:

Stekelenburg

Vd Wiel Heitinga Mathijssen Willems

Van Bommel De Jong

Robben Sneijder Afellay

Van Persie

[Y2Jryder]

WHY NOT RIO?

FFS.

I hate Rio, but fuck sake, this is so dumb.
Because he had to choose between Rio or Terry but not together because of the racism thing

[JSullivan]

We showed some good football yesterday, but North - Ireland are just a shitty team, I mean why not practising against a GOOD opponent?

It seems like RVP is our first striker now so we won't see Huntelaar-RVP together.
We have Huntelaar who scored the most goals in the Bundesliga on the bench

I think our manager is going to play like this:

Stekelenburg

Vd Wiel Heitinga Mathijssen Willems

Van Bommel De Jong

Robben Sneijder Afellay

Van Persie

And you still won't win.

[Y2Jryder]

Hey guys guess what....

I hate Dries Mertens too he's a facking moron:D:D

[Y2Jryder]

And you still won't win.

Yeah if we could borrow England's defence everything is gonna be alright:D

[Y2Jryder]

So the Dutch won 6-0 and no Ryder yet?? WTF??




:D
Oh hi Wade:D:D:D

[akbar]

WHY NOT RIO?

FFS.

I hate Rio, but fuck sake, this is so dumb.
Him and Terry can't harmonise with all the race issues so it's either you take Terry OR Ferdinand...and I would go for Terry although Ferdinand is one top class defender.

[Y2Jryder]

Kelly wouldn't be mine first pick either:p

[magglis]

So yesterday there was:
-Music
- Football game ( The Netherlands - North- Ireland)
- My football team
- lots of beer


I just woke up:rolleyes:
Wow!
That's fucked up!

[Y2Jryder]

Wow!
That's fucked up!

It was freaking awesome man:D

[JSullivan]

Because he had to choose between Rio or Terry but not together because of the racism thing


Him and Terry can't harmonise with all the race issues so it's either you take Terry OR Ferdinand...and I would go for Terry although Ferdinand is one top class defender.

Yeah, I get that. But if those two can't grow the fuck up...

Anyway, Micah Richards!

MICAH FUCKING RICHARDS!!!

[magglis]

Yeah if we could borrow England's defence everything is gonna be alright:D
Ha!
Well said!

[Y2Jryder]

Dirk Kuyt is a major toolbox, why would anyone wants to play in the Turkish league?

[akbar]

Yeah, I get that. But if those two can't grow the fuck up...

Anyway, Micah Richards!

MICAH FUCKING RICHARDS!!!
At Centre Back?

[magglis]

Because he had to choose between Rio or Terry but not together because of the racism thing
If Terry was out,he would start screwing wife's

[magglis]

Dirk Kuyt is a major toolbox, why would anyone wants to play in the Turkish league?
Because is the only league he can score goals

































Oh yes and the Dutch league too

[Y2Jryder]

Because is the only league he can score goals

































Oh yes and the Dutch league tooThat's because the teams in our league play very offensive, unlike Serie A:rolleyes:
Feyenoord offered him a contract to come back but he chose for the money, retard

[JSullivan]

Dirk Kuyt is a major toolbox, why would anyone wants to play in the Turkish league?

Exactly dude.

He could've gone to most premiership teams and made an impact.


At Centre Back?

He can play Centre back and right back.

I realise he's stronger at right back, but he's better than Kelly in CB.

[magglis]

That's because the teams in our league play very offensive, unlike Serie A:rolleyes:
Feyenoord offered him a contract to come back but he chose for the money, retard
Who the hell wants to play in Feyenoord?

[Y2Jryder]

BREAKING NEWS: Rio Ferdinand wants move to Liverpool so he can get a call up for the Euros

[Y2Jryder]

Who the hell wants to play in Feyenoord?

2nd popular Dutch team!

[magglis]

Exactly dude.

He could've gone to most premiership teams and made an impact.
He chose the money bro!

[magglis]

2nd popular Dutch team!
BREAKING NEWS: Dutch League sucks!

[JSullivan]

2nd popular Dutch team!

He's obviously gone for the money.

We ALL know Turkish teams pay well, and he'd already said openly he wouldn't go to Feyenoord because of the drop in his wages.

[Y2Jryder]

BREAKING NEWS: Dutch League sucks!

Does Cyprus even have a league? or is just everybody supporting APOEL:p

[magglis]

Shut it Ryder! :D

You don't know he's gone for the money and I doubt he's getting more than he was on at Liverpool, maybe he just wants a new challenge and doesn't want to play for a useless team like Feyenoord...Again! Why would it matter if he did go for the money anyway, I'd leave a job for one that offered more money.

Well done Kelly, never put in a bad performance!

The reason Richards isn't called up is because he lacks concentration, Mancini said it, Capello said it and just about anyone else that's managed him has said it.

It's something desperately needed at International level, I wouldn't of minded him in the squad cause he is good, prefer him as a CB, but I'm pretty certain everyone that has judged Hodgson doesn't know anywhere near as much as him.

It doesn't matter who he picks, people will just fucking complain anyway!
And he's back!:D

[Mojo Tartarus]

Rio isn't going because Fergie won't let him. True story!

[magglis]

Does Cyprus even have a league? or is just everybody supporting APOEL:p
We have a league idiot.Omonia is the most popular team

[Y2Jryder]

Shut it Ryder! :D

You don't know he's gone for the money and I doubt he's getting more than he was on at Liverpool, maybe he just wants a new challenge and doesn't want to play for a useless team like Feyenoord...Again! Why would it matter if he did go for the money anyway, I'd leave a job for one that offered more money.

Well done Kelly, never put in a bad performance!

The reason Richards isn't called up is because he lacks concentration, Mancini said it, Capello said it and just about anyone else that's managed him has said it.

It's something desperately needed at International level, I wouldn't of minded him in the squad cause he is good, prefer him as a CB, but I'm pretty certain everyone that has judged Hodgson doesn't know anywhere near as much as him.

It doesn't matter who he picks, people will just fucking complain anyway!

This is true! the rest is bullshit!:D

[magglis]

Cunt face! :)
Did you like the pics?

[Y2Jryder]

We have a league idiot.Omonia is the most popular team

Dutch league > Turkish league > Greek league > Cyprus league

What's Omonia anyway:p

[magglis]

Cunt face! :)
Cunt!:mad:

[magglis]

Dutch league > Turkish league > Greek league > Cyprus league

What's Omonia anyway:p
Apoel>Dutch league > Turkish league > Greek league > Cyprus league
It's a team the half Cyprus supports her

[Y2Jryder]

Apoel>Dutch league > Turkish league > Greek league > Cyprus league
It's a team the half Cyprus supports her
Screw Apoel,

So all 74 people supports them?:rolleyes:

[magglis]

Screw Apoel,

So all 74 people supports them?:rolleyes:
Haha, we are 1 million with 2 million foreigners

[Y2Jryder]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7793252/Rodgers-eyes-Gylfi-raid

I'd fucking love to have Gylfi!


That's where Liverpool is looking for, average players

[akbar]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7793252/Rodgers-eyes-Gylfi-raid

I'd fucking love to have Gylfi!
Surely to compete for top 4 you should be aiming higher. Signing players like that is just showing you're competing for Mid Table. Sad but True.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Isn't everyone's main aim to make money, especially in football when the playing career is short?

Before I started my own company, I moved to 4 different place in 2 years and between the first and last place had a £15 grand payrise. How many companies would offer that in 2 years?

[Y2Jryder]

Good goal from Sneijder, only Northern Ireland though and not even their proper team :p

Sneijder fucking sucks, play VDV instead!

North Ireland was a joke, we struggle even more against Luxembourg....

[VanHooliganX]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545777_10151784238790455_208411345454_24381738_442 827270_n.jpg

Legend :)

Played on regardless :D

[Y2Jryder]

Why is he an average player?

He's quality!
Quality for Swansea indeed

[magglis]

Sneijder fucking sucks, play VDV instead!

North Ireland was a joke, we struggle even more against Luxembourg....
Luxembourg beat Switzerland first win after 50 years:p

[magglis]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545777_10151784238790455_208411345454_24381738_442 827270_n.jpg

Legend :)

Played on regardless :D
No!:mad:





























:)

[VanHooliganX]

Like most footballers...

Just get a bandage for a cut and come back on.

Oh yeah totally ;)

[Mojo Tartarus]

No it isn't, he's quality. Only 22, it's no different to Arsenal signing Artete except he's 8 years younger.

Hahahaha! Ziiiing! :D

[Y2Jryder]

Luxembourg beat Switzerland first win after 50 years:p
Really?? lol when? Switzerland beats Germany, loses to Luxembourg.....:p

[VanHooliganX]

Luxembourg beat Switzerland first win after 50 years:p

The Swiss beat Spain at the world cup. Who cares.

[magglis]

Quality for Swansea indeed
Haha!

Y2Jryder vs Steve 1-0

[Y2Jryder]

Your point?

Quality against top Prem opposition, Adam Johnson was playing Championship football before City signed him.

My point is that if Liverpool wants to get back on top they should aim for better players

[magglis]

Really?? lol when? Switzerland beats Germany, loses to Luxembourg.....:p
They actually lost at home 1-2

[akbar]

We bought Arteta for experience...

[VanHooliganX]

Your point?

Quality against top Prem opposition, Adam Johnson was playing Championship football before City signed him.

Hey man! I thought we only bought players and said fuck it to training players *hides our youth EDS league/group cup*

[magglis]

Just because he doesn't play for a top team doesn't mean he isn't class.

Rooney was playing for Everton who come 15th when they signed him.

It's not like he's the only player they're buying plus he's young, it happens every damn season stuff like this but when Liverpool do it it's a bad call.

Fucking idiots!
:rolleyes:That tells me nothing!

[VanHooliganX]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Just taking the piss that we buy everyone ever. ;)

[magglis]

We bought Arteta for experience...
I love Arteta,he can shoot the ball!

[Y2Jryder]

Just because he doesn't play for a top team doesn't mean he isn't class.

Rooney was playing for Everton who come 15th when they signed him.

It's not like he's the only player they're buying plus he's young, it happens every damn season stuff like this but when Liverpool do it it's a bad call.

Fucking idiots!
Of course it's a bad call when Liverpool does it, you finished 8th! ouch, reality check


:p

[magglis]

Well it should else you're a stupid cunt.
*Steve calling Magglis stupid cunt for the 767649868th time*

[Y2Jryder]

Glyfi scored more goals in half the season and they were all good.
I hope this ends up whit Glyfi staying with Swansea so you defended him for nothing:D

[magglis]

Glyfi scored more goals in half the season and they were all good.
I still don't know who the hell is?

[VanHooliganX]

Of course it's a bad call when Liverpool does it, you finished 8th! ouch, reality check


:p

Aren't Spurs in the same position?

You blew a 10 point gap and 2-0 lead over Arsenal :S

Plus our (for now at least) Adebayor helped score quite a few big goals for you.

[Y2Jryder]

No reality check, that was terrible Ryder, go away and think about it.

Gylfi > Ajax.
he isn't even good enough to play for Ajax,we have better players:D

[akbar]

I still don't know who the hell is?
So many things to say...SMH

[magglis]

Get ready for this:

Because you're a stupid cunt.
767649869....

[Y2Jryder]

No you don't.

Erikssen is better and if he doesn't leave he might end up being worse, Gylfi is top class.
Lol you guys overrate players like Erikssen and Vd Wiel way to much, Erikssen is a class player in potential, he isn't by far ready for a better club than Ajax and is staying with us next season (He only leaves when he plays very very good at the Euro's and clubs give him an offer he can't refuse)

Ajax > Swansea

[magglis]

No you don't.

Erikssen is better and if he doesn't leave he might end up being worse, Gylfi is top class.
Who the hell is Gylfi?

I love Erikssen:)!

[Y2Jryder]

Aren't Spurs in the same position?

You blew a 10 point gap and 2-0 lead over Arsenal :S

Plus our (for now at least) Adebayor helped score quite a few big goals for you.
Finishing 4th is good for Spurs, They played an amazing first half of the season so the expectations were getting higher.

[JSullivan]

get ready for this:

Because you're a stupid cunt.

booom headshot!

[VanHooliganX]

Finishing 4th is good for Spurs, They played an amazing first half of the season so the expectations were getting higher.

Fair point. You did beat Chelsea as well.

Still, maybe a tad disappointing after that start you had but I can where you're coming from.

[Y2Jryder]

Who the hell is Gylfi?

I love Erikssen:)!

Gylfi Sigurdsson

Me too:D

[magglis]

Finishing 4th is good for Spurs, They played an amazing first half of the season so the expectations were getting higher.
I think Spurs have all the potential to become a great team

[magglis]

I don't rate Van Der Wiel at all. He's average.

Erikssen is class for his age and will get better, just like Sigurdsson.

Swansea > Ajax.



Something unexpected:

Stupid cunt.
767649870...

[Y2Jryder]

No CL + Europa League + No trophy = Basically a worse season than Liverpool.

No it isn't

[magglis]

gylfi sigurdsson

me too:d
still don't know him

[Y2Jryder]

I think Spurs have all the potential to become a great team If everyone stays they can build on a better team, than JSul is happy:D

[akbar]

No CL + Europa League + No trophy = Basically a worse season than Liverpool.
:D:D:D Thanks for putting a smile on my face...


(waits for a arsenal put down...)

[magglis]

:d:d:d thanks for putting a smile on my face...


(waits for a arsenal put down...)
arsenal sucks!

[Y2Jryder]

It is...

There's no difference at the end of the season plus we have a trophy.
So if they won the league cup they would have a successful season? If a mid table team (or Arsenal:D) won the league cup then their season would be successful. Not for clubs like Spurs, Liverpool ManU and so.

[VanHooliganX]

No CL + Europa League + No trophy = Basically a worse season than Liverpool.

It really is a good season for them O_o

You can't point to any team (Excluding the Manchesters and Arsenal) that wouldn't of taken 4th this year.

It's called a filler rebuilding season.

Something you're going to need next year.

They'd of gotten a CL space if it wasn't for Bayern not taking the stupid amount of chances they had.

Not saying Liverpool didn't have a good season, winning the League Cup and having a decent FA Cup run is good but Spurs should be very happy with getting 4th. Especially if they can copy/build on this season.

That's like saying Newcastle had a shit year. Just cause Spurs didn't make up as many positions as Newcastle did doesn't mean it isn't a bad season for them.

Could've been better but 4th is respectable.

[magglis]

I just googled Gylfi,good player

[magglis]

You're not a cunt at this moment in time.
He truly has potential in Liverpool

[JSullivan]

It really is a good season for them O_o

You can't point to any team (Excluding the Manchesters and Arsenal) that wouldn't of taken 4th this year.

It's called a filler rebuilding season.

Something you're going to need next year.

They'd of gotten a CL space if it wasn't for Bayern not taking the stupid amount of chances they had.

Not saying Liverpool didn't have a good season, winning the League Cup and having a decent FA Cup run is good but Spurs should be very happy with getting 4th. Especially if they can copy/build on this season.

That's like saying Newcastle had a shit year. Just cause Spurs didn't make up as many positions as Newcastle did doesn't mean it isn't a bad season for them.

Could've been better but 4th is respectable.

Ma nigga...

[Mojo Tartarus]

People have been spending too much time in the wrestling sections, turning into trolls! :rolleyes:

Losing a fair few IQ points too! :D

[akbar]

Spurs are not one of the 'Big' teams...that's why last season was pretty good for them and like Newcastle they overachieved just the overachievement wasn't as big as Newcastles

[magglis]

No he must be rubbish because he doesn't already play for a big team, it's impossible to be a good young player with huge potential at an average team.
Now you are the cunt

[magglis]

Spurs are not one of the 'Big' teams...that's why last season was pretty good for them and like Newcastle they overachieved just the overachievement wasn't as big as Newcastles
They are now.They have big budget and good young players.And a good manager

[magglis]

That's what I was going for, doing my Ryder impression! :P
Wow good one!

[JSullivan]

They don't have a big budget. A few good young players and a good manager.

Just a bit more of everything than Liverpool.

;)

[magglis]

They don't have a big budget. A few good young players and a good manager.
Ha!
I saw the list with the teams with the biggest incomings and they are in the top 10

[magglis]

Show me this list.
It's on Greek

[akbar]

They are now.They have big budget and good young players.And a good manager
No WE have good young players, they have Walker and Bale. And there big budget will ONLY come if they sell there best players Modric and Bale.

[JSullivan]

Nope.

More money, more good young players and a better manager.

:cool:

Now, Now. Don't get in over your head!

Spurs have a BIG transfer balance, we just refused to spend big money or wages on players.

[Y2Jryder]

It's a trophy and I don't care what anyone says, when their team wins the Carling Cup they celebrate it, they can say it's crap all they want but they win it it's a different story.

Spurs and Liverpool (recent Liverpool) are not in the same category as Man Utd. Liverpool's season as a whole isn't succesful but the cup win was nice and we did better than last season. Neither is Spurs's they got no CL and didn't win a trophy, it's a bad season for a so called 'top club'
I relate the Carling cup to the Dutch cup, They both don't matter for a top club to win it. I count Spurs and Liverpool as a top club, In the Dutch league it's Ajax, PSV, AZ, Feyenoord and FC Twente.
PSV won the cup against Heracles. Of course they celebrate, but in the end they didn't win the league and finished 3rd after spending much money on players. Than you can say you have a crap season.

In England you have the Carling Cup, FA cup, winning the league and you most likely come far in the CL. If you only win the Carling cup and finishing 8th in the league you can say you have a crap season as a top club like Liverpool.

[magglis]

No WE have good young players, they have Walker and Bale. And there big budget will ONLY come if they sell there best players Modric and Bale.
I never said that you don't have good young players but they have too

[VanHooliganX]

See this. It's nothing like saying Newcastle had a shit year, they massively over achieved.

Winning the poiintless cup doesn't save your shitty season Steve. Spurs did have a good season.

Don't follow any other sports or you'll think anything other than 1st as a good season then with your logic.

[Y2Jryder]

I never said that you don't have good young players but they have too

They have young players because Wenger wants it:p

[Y2Jryder]

Now, Now. Don't get in over your head!

Spurs have a BIG transfer balance, we just refused to spend big money or wages on players.Why you haven't bought Vertonghen yet?

[akbar]

I never said that you don't have good young players but they have too
I didn't say you did, I'm just showing a comparison.

[magglis]

They have young players because Wenger wants it:p
Wenger is pedophile:p

[magglis]

Why you haven't bought Vertonghen yet?
It doesn't matter that.Arsenal doesn't buy players and they are #4 in the biggest incomings list

[Y2Jryder]

Wenger is pedophile:p

Not my words:rolleyes:

:D:D

[magglis]

Not my words:rolleyes:

:D:D
It's the truth:p

[akbar]

Winning the poiintless cup doesn't save your shitty season Steve. Spurs did have a good season.

Don't follow any other sports or you'll think anything other than 1st as a good season then with your logic.

Can you rephrase that?

[magglis]

It's the truth:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GcaL73NVmw8

[Mojo Tartarus]

I wish I could have a super rich owner who's spent over a billion on my team to buy us the League. Then I could look down from my pedastal at you all and say you're shit for winning the Carling Cup! :rolleyes:

[Y2Jryder]

Something seems to be wrong with my FIFA 12 game. I can hear the United fans.

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKIpER05EfA

[Y2Jryder]

Liverpool fans > Leeds fans > Man Utd fans > Spurs fans > Arsenal fans
When Ajax played against Man utd in Old Trafford you only heard us:p

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opyWsAomVjg&feature=related

[akbar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opyWsAomVjg&feature=related
I bet Robben's angry he didn't score...

[magglis]

Liverpool fans > Leeds fans > Man Utd fans > Spurs fans > Arsenal fans


When Ajax played against Man utd in Old Trafford you only heard us:p
Best fans in the world Panathinaikos fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=j0xSnddDfoA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EoN1JXHd-ag

[magglis]

No Magglis.
Show me one video better than that from your fans

You don't have one.English pussies.We fuck the cops and other teams fans

[akbar]

Having alot of Flares doesn't count

[akbar]

Show me one video better than that from your fans

You don't have one.English pussies.We fuck the cops and other teams fans

You're proud about that?

[JSullivan]

Why you haven't bought Vertonghen yet?

See my second point.

[magglis]

You're proud about that?
Yes i am.We do what we want when we want

[JSullivan]

No better than Millwall.

#RuiningFootball

He's got a point, Magglis.

[magglis]

That doesn't make you the best fans. That just makes you violent cunts that are ruining football.



They just can't afford fireworks :p
You are so stupid.You are like "i'm gonna kill that Utd fans stupid cunts losers".And you are doing nothing.That's not violence that's football atmosphere real football atmosphere

[magglis]

He's got a point, Magglis.
No:mad:
:mad:

[akbar]

Yes i am.We do what we want when we want
England used to be like that, young fans were dying for a dumb reason like football...Thank god we've changed