Tay Moran
09-26-2011, 05:32 PM
This is the title of the book i bought today in my campus school store. below are the reasons it gave for punching a dolphin in the mouth.
*When a dolphin makes those cute whistles and clicking sounds, they're actually vulgar insults.
Dolphin: "your mom is eeeeeeeeeeasy"
*Their rubbery,soft skin is easy ton the knuckles and makes for a great undersea punching bag.
*Dolphins play their entire lives. humans only play until we reach adulthood this is unfair. Make if fair by landing a roundhouse kick to the face.
*Dolphins love to think that they're the strongest and the fasest. Ever seen them swim with a boat? To them it's a race. Put them in their place with a solid left hook to the jaw.
*Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
*When a dolphin makes those cute whistles and clicking sounds, they're actually vulgar insults.
Dolphin: "your mom is eeeeeeeeeeasy"
*Their rubbery,soft skin is easy ton the knuckles and makes for a great undersea punching bag.
*Dolphins play their entire lives. humans only play until we reach adulthood this is unfair. Make if fair by landing a roundhouse kick to the face.
*Dolphins love to think that they're the strongest and the fasest. Ever seen them swim with a boat? To them it's a race. Put them in their place with a solid left hook to the jaw.
*Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.