How about "thou shall think they are better at booking a show/ppv despite the fact the WWE us a multi billion company that has done this longer than most of the IWC has been alive"

Oh and "thou shall destroy the credibility of anyone who disagrees with 'my' opinion"

thou shalt watch anything but wrestling (Or so they make it seem).

Thou shall want 3 big matches in a rivalry and then complain calling them similar (there the same f***ing match).

Though shall always call themselfs a broski and then remember that people that pretend to b broski's always get no hoski.

Thou shall cheer for Santino and then complain that he isnt serious enough for WWE.

Though shall pretend to hate The Miz and then go home and look at their 45 ft wall full of Miz Pictures apoligising!!!

Thou shall claim to take a piss break every time there is a divas match.

Thou shall love Jim Ross and criticize every other announcer.

Thou shall love "pure wrestling" but spend 99% of their time watching sports entertainment such as Impact and Raw rather than other independent wrestling promotions.

Thou shall love "long wrestling matches that tell stories" but mark out when a MITB winner cashes in on a guy who was unconscious 10 seconds ago and becomes a 1st time champion after a 2 minute match.

Thou shall get angry when WWE announces they are having a live musical performance at Wrestlemania.

The great commandment: thou shall make fun of the ICW without realizing that they are in it.

26 and 30 are 100% true hahaha.

Thou shalt believe in the 2nd coming of cena's heel turn

Thou shalt search for spoilers and complain that everything is predictable

thou shalt want a money in the bank cash in every week

thou shalt refer 2 current wwe stars by their Indy names 2 prove thy knowledge

thou shalt have a man crush on fandango

Thou shalt always believe in the prophet Paul Heyman

Thou shalt wish the Nexus were booked like The Shield