http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/blog.php?10839-YES!-YES!-YES! Wrestling News and Discussion - eWrestlingNews.com Community en Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:19 GMT vBulletin 10 http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/blog.php?10839-YES!-YES!-YES! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41891-Conspiracy-Theory-No-Way-Out Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:35:49 GMT For the fourth consecutive WWE Pay Per View the main event will not involve either the WWE or World Heavy Weight Championships. The two iconic... For the fourth consecutive WWE Pay Per View the main event will not involve either the WWE or World Heavy Weight Championships. The two iconic titles, the Super Bowl trophies of pro wrestling won't be the center of attention. Of course we all know this is because the WWE considers John Cena vs (Insert name of opponent here) this time the big slow(show) to be more valuable and more of a draw then the two titles. Some people may not care all that much for the Sheamus vs Del Rio match, I do because I like Del Rio. But i'm sure the majority of people excluding the age group of 5-12 would much rather see a main event between CM Punk and Daniel Bryan (more on Kane later) than they would Cena vs Big Slow. I can pretty much guarantee that everyone, including John Cena fans realize that a CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan match would be a thousand times more entertaining. Having the main event be Cena vs Big Slow = Buy rate being introduced to the toilet, because I think it will be shit. (Gross!)

My big conspiracy theory is coming up in a bit!!!!! (teaser)

This whole angle with Cena and Big Slow has been painful to watch. At times its been like watching a car crash, simply brutal, other times its been like watching paint dry= usually when the Big Slow talks or even moves. Its been like watching a terrible movie or stand up comic= when Cena talks or wrestles. Nobody finds the Big Show believable as a bad guy no matter what story line you build around him. His attacks on brodus, kofi and truth were terrible at best, watching the Big Slow lumber around trying to kill time while he thinks of what to do next. The days of the Big Slow being intimidating are long gone in my books. I would even prefer Tensai over Big Slow. Anyways I think this match will make for one of the biggest "Who Cares" matches in a long time.

CONSPIRACY TIME....... I think the WWE is well aware of the fact that most fans are not captivated or interested at all in this Cena vs Slow story line. They are well aware that a match with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan would without a doubt be way more anticipated by the fans, it would be a better match without a doubt and most likely be what everyone talks about. I think this is what happened at Over The Limit. Punk and Bryan stole the show, everyone was talking about the instant classic that was their match. A match that in my mind completely overshadowed Cena's bullshit antics with Big Johnny and made the whole Cena vs Big Johnny situation seem even more ridiculous. I came away from Over The Limit thinking that Punk and Bryan is what the WWE should be, and that Cena and Johnny represents what the WWE has become. I think the quality of Punk vs Bryan legitimized the WWE again for split second only to have the main event be John Cena pouring water (OH GOD NO NOT WATER!!!!!) on Big Johnny.

So what did the WWE do to prevent Punk and Bryan from out performing/stealing the show away from the John Cena vs Big Slow feud........ They threw a 7'0" 320 lbs fork into the road. Kane. Now don't get me wrong a like Kane, I respect Kane. Over a decade ago he was my favorite wrestler. He's a great athlete for a man his size and for someone in his mid 40's he looks great and you can tell he prides himself on staying in good shape and keeping his conditioning level up. Its not so much Kane, its more of the fact that we now have a triple threat match for the WWE title.

I would take a singles match every time over a triple threat match, especially if the singles match is Punk and Bryan. Triple threat matches always seem a little bit awkward and complicated. They just seem to become a game of take out one guy so the remaining two can have a mini singles match, alternate wrestlers and repeat. (Mr. A throws Mr. B over the ropes, now Mr. A and Mr. C wrestle, switch up wrestlers and repeat.)

I'm not saying that the three of these guys can't have a good match, it just wont be great and I know we will all be left wondering.... what if it was just Punk vs Bryan. Kane has such a different style then both Punk and Bryan and I feel like he will slow them down. Their match at Over The Limit was very entertaining, it had everything you would want in a match.... fast paced, hard hitting, high flying, technical, unpredictable, dramatic.

Two guys who are two of the best on this earth at what they do and they just let it all hang out and put on one of my favorite matches ever!

As Kane became more and more involved in the Punk and Bryan feud, I had two thoughts a) Their using Kane to advance the chess match that is the Punk and Bryan feud b) I have a feeling their going to do a triple threat match, please no!!!!!

I cant possibly see a reason why the WWE would want this to be a triple threat. Everyone wanted to see how Punk and Bryan would out do their Over The Limit match. The only reason I can think of is that the WWE wants Cena and Big Slow to be the focus of the event, they want Cena and Big Slow to get the attention and steal the show and since they cant do it on their own they had to throw a wrench into the plans of Punk and Bryan. Its like having two great classical musicians playing their fancy instruments and then you throw in some head banger smashing away on a drum kit. I means drums are still pretty cool but they don't fit in with the classical musicians and they ruin their masterpiece.

In conclusion,

It seems like the WWE wouldn't know they had a good thing going if it walked right up and kicked them in the ball sack. As a fan I feel cheated!! All the shit I have put up with over the years, all the crap that the WWE feeds us, I have stayed a fan for matches like this... Punk vs Bryan. But for some reason, the WWE having watched the same Punk vs Bryan Over the Limit match that we watched decided it would be a better product if they added Kane into the re-match.

how can they possibly take away Punk and Bryan in a one on one rematch. I'm so mad about it. As fans of the WWE are we not allowed to have to much of a good thing?? Are we not allowed to enjoy a great product if Cena ins't involved?? Does Cena and Big Slow seriously deserve to be the main event?? why not just do a punk vs bryan match??? hell, make it a cage match, or a submission match, or a 2 out of 3 falls.

Anyways, that's just my opinion. ]]> YES! YES! YES! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41891-Conspiracy-Theory-No-Way-Out http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41888-Conspiracy-Theory-No-Way-Out Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:54:23 GMT For the fourth consecutive WWE Pay Per View the main event will not involve either the WWE or World Heavy Weight Championships. The two iconic... For the fourth consecutive WWE Pay Per View the main event will not involve either the WWE or World Heavy Weight Championships. The two iconic titles, the Super Bowl trophies of pro wrestling won't be the center of attention. Of course we all know this is because the WWE considers John Cena vs (Insert name of opponent here) this time the big slow(show) to be more valuable and more of a draw then the two titles. Some people may not care all that much for the Sheamus vs Del Rio match, I do because I like Del Rio. But i'm sure the majority of people excluding the age group of 5-12 would much rather see a main event between CM Punk and Daniel Bryan (more on Kane later) than they would Cena vs Big Slow. I can pretty much guarantee that everyone, including John Cena fans realize that a CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan match would be a thousand times more entertaining. Having the main event be Cena vs Big Slow = Buy rate being introduced to the toilet, because I think it will be shit. (Gross!)

My big conspiracy theory is coming up in a bit!!!!! (teaser)

This whole angle with Cena and Big Slow has been painful to watch. At times its been like watching a car crash, simply brutal, other times its been like watching paint dry= usually when the Big Slow talks or even moves. Its been like watching a terrible movie or stand up comic= when Cena talks or wrestles. Nobody finds the Big Show believable as a bad guy no matter what story line you build around him. His attacks on brodus, kofi and truth were terrible at best, watching the Big Slow lumber around trying to kill time while he thinks of what to do next. The days of the Big Slow being intimidating are long gone in my books. I would even prefer Tensai over Big Slow. Anyways I think this match will make for one of the biggest "Who Cares" matches in a long time.

CONSPIRACY TIME....... I think the WWE is well aware of the fact that most fans are not captivated or interested at all in this Cena vs Slow story line. They are well aware that a match with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan would without a doubt be way more anticipated by the fans, it would be a better match without a doubt and most likely be what everyone talks about. I think this is what happened at Over The Limit. Punk and Bryan stole the show, everyone was talking about the instant classic that was their match. A match that in my mind completely overshadowed Cena's bullshit antics with Big Johnny and made the whole Cena vs Big Johnny situation seem even more ridiculous. I came away from Over The Limit thinking that Punk and Bryan is what the WWE should be, and that Cena and Johnny represents what the WWE has become. I think the quality of Punk vs Bryan legitimized the WWE again for split second only to have the main event be John Cena pouring water (OH GOD NO NOT WATER!!!!!) on Big Johnny.

So what did the WWE do to prevent Punk and Bryan from out performing/stealing the show away from the John Cena vs Big Slow feud........ They threw a 7'0" 320 lbs fork into the road. Kane. Now don't get me wrong a like Kane, I respect Kane. Over a decade ago he was my favorite wrestler. He's a great athlete for a man his size and for someone in his mid 40's he looks great and you can tell he prides himself on staying in good shape and keeping his conditioning level up. Its not so much Kane, its more of the fact that we now have a triple threat match for the WWE title.

I would take a singles match every time over a triple threat match, especially if the singles match is Punk and Bryan. Triple threat matches always seem a little bit awkward and complicated. They just seem to become a game of take out one guy so the remaining two can have a mini singles match, alternate wrestlers and repeat. (Mr. A throws Mr. B over the ropes, now Mr. A and Mr. C wrestle, switch up wrestlers and repeat.)

I'm not saying that the three of these guys can't have a good match, it just wont be great and I know we will all be left wondering.... what if it was just Punk vs Bryan. Kane has such a different style then both Punk and Bryan and I feel like he will slow them down. Their match at Over The Limit was very entertaining, it had everything you would want in a match.... fast paced, hard hitting, high flying, technical, unpredictable, dramatic.

Two guys who are two of the best on this earth at what they do and they just let it all hang out and put on one of my favorite matches ever!

As Kane became more and more involved in the Punk and Bryan feud, I had two thoughts a) Their using Kane to advance the chess match that is the Punk and Bryan feud b) I have a feeling their going to do a triple threat match, please no!!!!!

I cant possibly see a reason why the WWE would want this to be a triple threat. Everyone wanted to see how Punk and Bryan would out do their Over The Limit match. The only reason I can think of is that the WWE wants Cena and Big Slow to be the focus of the event, they want Cena and Big Slow to get the attention and steal the show and since they cant do it on their own they had to throw a wrench into the plans of Punk and Bryan. Its like having two great classical musicians playing their fancy instruments and then you throw in some head banger smashing away on a drum kit. I means drums are still pretty cool but they don't fit in with the classical musicians and they ruin their masterpiece.

In conclusion,

It seems like the WWE wouldn't know they had a good thing going if it walked right up and kicked them in the ball sack. As a fan I feel cheated!! All the shit I have put up with over the years, all the crap that the WWE feeds us, I have stayed a fan for matches like this... Punk vs Bryan. But for some reason, the WWE having watched the same Punk vs Bryan Over the Limit match that we watched decided it would be a better product if they added Kane into the re-match.

how can they possibly take away Punk and Bryan in a one on one rematch. I'm so mad about it. As fans of the WWE are we not allowed to have to much of a good thing?? Are we not allowed to enjoy a great product if Cena ins't involved?? Does Cena and Big Slow seriously deserve to be the main event?? why not just do a punk vs bryan match??? hell, make it a cage match, or a submission match, or a 2 out of 3 falls.

Anyways, that's just my opinion. ]]> YES! YES! YES! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41888-Conspiracy-Theory-No-Way-Out http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41797-Damien-Sandow Sat, 26 May 2012 21:49:00 GMT I love a good heel. the arrogance, the cowardly nature, always taking the easy way out well being completely oblivious to their own arrogance and... I love a good heel. the arrogance, the cowardly nature, always taking the easy way out well being completely oblivious to their own arrogance and cowardly ways. A heel that truly believes they are benefiting the audience with their words and actions. truly feeling they are right and that they should be loved.

I feel that Damien Sandow is a great example of this and I really have enjoyed his first few appearances on Smackdown. He first caught my attention with his vignettes that aired for a few weeks on Smackdown prior to his debut. I liked his look, and I thought he was very well spoken and convincing. I find him to be very believable in his role as the "self proclaimed intellectual savior of the masses". He speaks arrogantly, uses big words and I find it refreshing to see someone annoy the crowd by using big words, treating the fans like they are not any where near his level of intelligence or class.

His debut on Smackdown went very well, He drew instant heat, a very solid showering of boo's. the fact that he refused to face his opponent because he was not a worthy opponent was a clever angle which really seemed to make the WWE universe hate him even more.

Last week on Smackdown we were finally lucky enough to see Sandow perform in the ring. once he was called a "chicken" by yoshi tatsu he completely lost his cool and broke out of his sophisticated, intelligent disposition and turned into a ragging psycho path. the fact that he was wearing a bright pink pair of tights and purple knee pads was hilariously unexpected and not at all what I thought he would be wearing underneath his long robe. He assaulted yoshi and left him laying motionless in the ring. Then as Sandow retreated backstage, he once again adopted his calm, arrogant, sophisticated, intelligent persona.

This week on Smackdown he once again was in a match with yoshi. and once again before the match he cut a promo which got him some pretty solid negative reactions from the crowd. as soon as the match began yoshi quickly tried to attack Sandow, seeking revenge for last weeks beat down. Sandow quickly leaned through the ropes out the ring to avoid yoshi. while doing so he yelled "im not ready" "get him away" "referee please do your job". the cowardly heel at its best. he then used a quick distraction to take advantage of yoshi and the beat down was on, a short time later Sandow pinned poor yoshi for the 1,2,3.

Now for the best part of the match...... what victory celebration would be complete without a ridiculous cartwheel which is of course what Sandow did after securing the win. just the sight of this guy who is the "self proclaimed intellectual savoir of the masses" performing a cartwheel in the ring wearing pink and purple was priceless. it just seems like such a perfect contradiction from what his character is..... when he isn't wearing a robe, and preaching to the masses, hes losing his cool, wearing pink and purple, and doing cartwheels.

I think Sandow has been the most entertaining of the new Smackdown superstars (Ryback and Antonio Cesaro) while drawing the biggest reaction out of three. I look forward to see how his role on Smackdown progresses as the weeks go by. ]]> YES! YES! YES! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41797-Damien-Sandow http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41539-RAW-Reflections-April-23rd-2012 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 08:16:24 GMT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME.......A 3 hour RAW supershow = 3 hours of very entertaining WWE programming. Minus a few speed bumps along the way. This was... YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME.......A 3 hour RAW supershow = 3 hours of very entertaining WWE programming. Minus a few speed bumps along the way. This was the best episode of RAW since the post Wrestlemania edition in my opinion.

OPENING THOUGHTS: There was a lot going on during RAW this week they covered a lot of ground and really gave a lot of screen time to superstars and divas who wouldn't normally get as much during a regular 2 hour show. The superstars didn't seem to tired or banged up (except Beth Pheonix) after their over seas tour. They got a lot done in this show: a contract signing, a backstage assault, a sobriety test, a divas lumberjill match - and I really enjoyed just about all of it. Some of the rivalries got a little more interesting and the in ring action was overall very good.

THE GOOD:
- Right off the bat I must say I found John Laurinaitis' reaction to being boo'd pretty funny. He looked completely shocked to be boo'd. I thought that was pretty funny

-EDGE - My favorite superstar of all time, the rated R superstar edge showed up out of nowhere and I must admit when his music hit I almost jumped out of my seat. He came out a delivered a great motivational speech to John Cena. and I'm very glad he did because I know im not the only one who was getting sick and tired of John Cena's scared puppy dog gimmick he's had going pretty much since Brock's been back. although it turned out at the end of RAW during the contract signing he was back to his scared, chicken shit gimmick. Not even his stupid chain rapped around his fist could give him courage to face Brock.
COME ON JOHN. Your the "face" of the WWE yet your character is scared of everyone who threatens that title, fight for it man. I guess I shouldn't be mad at John I should be mad at creative. (now i know how don draper feels)

JERICHO VS KOFI - Its a treat to watch guys like Jericho and Kofi wrestle, and its even better to watch them wrestler eachother. there were some really cool moments in this match: Kofi's fake ring dive where he used the ropes to slingshot him back into the center of the ring was a sweet move.

the flip over the ropes down onto jericho was sweeet. but the best of all was the Code Breaker jericho delivered to Kofi as kofi flew off the top rope, great timing and impact.

As always Jericho was great on the mic after his match, but the best part of Jericho has to be his slow arrogant walk to ring. its hilariously arrogant.

ADR/RHODES VS BIG SLOW GUYS: I love a good heel, and even more then that I love a good heel tag team and ADR and Rhodes were great. if you have read my previous entries you know that I love ADR hes probably my favorite guy right now. I love everything about him. I liked the assault on the legs of the big men good tactics. I also like how ADR bailed on Rhodes, classic ADR.

RICARDO RODRIQUEZ: He is funny, hes always lurking over the shoulder of ADR trying to warn him about the where abouts of his opponent and doing anything he can to help ADR. i liked when he was fanning him off after del rio got thrown out of the ring that was good stuff.

JOSH MATTHEWS: DON'T TALK BACK TO BROCK LESNAR.

BELLA TWINS: ENOUGH SAID.

BELLA TWINS RING ATTIRE: INCREDIBLE.

CM DRUNK??: That was an awesome segment, you could feel it was coming, that punk was faking obviously but punk waited until the last possible moment to save the day. punk had a few really good lines: "WWF UNIVERSE" that got a good pop. when he said to jericho "your not even cool" and when he said "i watched cops before". that was a good segment gotta love punk.

ROSA MENDES: YES YES YES

SANTINO: HE WAS FIRED UP TONIGHT, right off the start going after the primos or epicos whatever there called. one of the most entertaining guys in ring for my money.

DANIEL BRYAN: This guy just gets better and better each week. throwing his referee shirt in sheamus' face, chanting yes!!!, begging sheamus to hit him, bryan did a great job - it was a nice touch making him the special ref, i thought it really added fuel to the fire in the bryan and sheamus rivalry.

THE BAD:
-LORD TENSAI: BOOOOOOOOOOO, ur so damn boring not a single fan in WWE Universe gives a crap about you, your entrance, your attire, your tattoos, your green mist, and your stupid move set (A-BOMB, GET A NEW FINISHER). its underwhelming, predictable, boring, lame and it failed to launch. the WWE should have killed this lord tensai crap after one week.

DIVAS MATCH: The first time in forever that the divas get more then 30 seconds for a match and A.) Beth pheonix wrecks her ankle B.) gets jumped by like 10 divas after wrecking her ankle C.) loses the title to a diva that im pretty sure is leaving WWE after april....... Hmmmmmmm, interesting.

At first I wasn't sure if it was real but maybe that because I didnt see the injury because I couldnt take my eyes off of nikki bella. but i feel bad for beth, high ankle sprain she seemed to be in quite some pain, what a terrible way to end a near historic title run,

---you never wanna see a superstar get injured like that, it happens so rarely that u almost forget these are pro athletes working their butts off to put on a good show, i hope she has a good recovery.

MARK HENRY: took one hell of a sweet Brogue kick, looked to be KO'd..... Then he just rolls out of the ring and walks away as if someone yelled "CUT". Sell it some more buddy

KHALI: HES 10 FEET TALL 600 POUNDS BUT IM PRETTY SURE HE HAS WOODEN STILTS FOR LEGS, I AM SCARED ONE DAY HE WILL FALL AND WONT BE ABLE TO STAND UP.

EVE: talentless, useless, not hot, bad at speaking. terrible. too much tv time.

KANE AND ORTON: Nothing in it for me, i could care less, not even bringing family into has made it a rivalry I care about. I just cant believe Kane being the devils best friend or what ever..... its old and over done. also I find things hard to believe or get behind if in the real world they would be considered homicide, like when orton put paul bearer in the freezer, or years ago when he lit the coffin the undertaker was in on fire...... its murder dude.

SHEAMUS: ENOUGH WITH YOUR OLD METAPHORS FROM IRELAND!!!!!!!!

BRODUS CLAY: HE HAS BEEN ON TV EVERY DAMN WEEK FOR AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER, AND HE HARDLY HAS A MATCH LONGER THAN HIS ENTRANCE OR CELEBRATION. I AM NO LONGER GOING TO EVEN MENTION HIM. HE AND A LITTLE PERSON ACTUALLY HAD A MATCH TONIGHT, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP. the ending was way to predictable with vicki getting in the ring, you knew something would happen. I hope this crap ends soooon.

CONTRACT SIGNING: WHY DOES JOHN CENA HAVE A CHAIN ON HIS HAND. Brock was pretty decent on the mic, seemed a little repetitive at times, but overall he was pretty good. Like i said earlier i am soooo sick of this John Cena's scared, intimidated, chicken shit bullshit. I hope he listen to Edge and goes crazy on sunday. cena really spoiled that segment with his new pansy approach to dealing with his opponents.

*******JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER: WHEN DEL RIO RAN AWAY AND BAILED ON RHODES HE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "I'VE HEARD OF RUNNING FOR THE BORDER BUT THIS IS CRAZY". THAT IS RIDICULOUS AND A FIRE-ABLE OFFENSE. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE LARGE LATIN AUDIENCE IN THE WWE, BAD MOVE BY THE KING. BAD BAD MOVE.

FINAL THOUGHTS: Well I said a lot, I think im all out of thoughts, but I really enjoyed this episode of RAW there was a lot of good both in ring and in terms of entertainment, great surprises with edge showing up. the good even seemed to make the bad not as bad, i pretty much forgot about lord tensai, or eve or brodus. so i was a happy guy watching RAW tonight.

QUESTIONS: WHO WILL WIN BROCK VS CENA?????

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BRODUS CLAY??

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE STATE OF THE WWE TAG TEAM DIVISION?? HOW WOULD YOU IMPROVE IT??

DID YOU LIKE RAW?? WHAT DID YOU LIKE BEST?? WHAT DIDN'T YOU LIKE??

DISCIPLINE FOR JERRY THE KING???????

Thanks for reading,
YES! YES! YES! ]]> YES! YES! YES! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41539-RAW-Reflections-April-23rd-2012 http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41483-RAW-Reflections-April-16th-2012 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 05:50:49 GMT RAW IS LONDON, RAW IS BORING. I would really love to see a big shake up at RAW. things are getting very repetitive and ordinary. this weeks... RAW IS LONDON, RAW IS BORING.

I would really love to see a big shake up at RAW. things are getting very repetitive and ordinary. this weeks episode of RAW was a real put you to sleep episode.

THE GOOD: DANIEL BRYAN. His backstage confrontation with Kofi Kingston and AJ was priceless. one my favorite backstage segments I have seen in a while. I thought he would stop after 3 YES! chants but the fact that he went on and on for a while was hilarious. the more he chanted YES! the more the crowd joined in and the more obnoxious it got, which is exactly what he wanted. The match that took place afterwards between bryan and kofi was a good match as well. two very talented and athletic guys. I thought that was the best match of the night, fast paced and exciting.

THE CROWD: They were pretty loud the whole night and active. they were chanting throughout the show. I loved the YES! chants, that alone was enough to make me happy. the ALBERT chants during Lord Boring's match were very funny and necessary.

ROSA MENDES: YES! YES! YES!

THE BAD: JOHN CENA, I am sooo damn bored of john cena, not showing any emotion or aggression. i am so sick of john cena pretending to be intimidated by brock lesnar and lord tensai. i am so sick of john cenas promos where he basically just does the same thing that he did with the rock, he changes it up just a bit to fit in with the lesnar storyline. i am so sick of john cena embracing the negative reaction he gets. and i am sick of his whole good guy routine. I cant take anymore of it. why does he sounds like hes always rapping at the start of his promos, he talks in some weird rhythm and then starts to yell and stare into the camera at the end.

LORD TENSAI: There isn't a single person watching Lord Tensai who looks at him and says "HEY THATS LORD TENSAI, HES A JAPANESE WARRIOR, LOOK AT HOW STRONG AND POWERFUL AND NEW AND EXCITING HE IS" what people say when they look at Lord Tensai is probably this "HEY THATS THAT GUY THAT USED TO BE A SHITTY BORING WRESTLER ABOUT A DECADE AGO....WHAT WAS HIS NAME, O YEAH....ALBERT". Nobody believes for a second that he went to Japan and learned the ways of the Japanese learned their culture and how to fight like some Japanese ninja warrior guy. he went their because the sucks.

-->Everyone just believes ur some fat out of shape guy that has some weird tattoos to try and distract people from seeing that ur just a chubby guy in a red diaper who stole the green mist move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R-TRUTH: pointless, not funny, unwarranted, waste of time.

BIG SHOW AND KAHLI VS PRIMO AND EPICO: Pointless, not entertaining, waste of time. Its actually embarrassing to watch the great kahli. the man can hardly walk, he can hardly get up from a kneeling or sitting position and he almost fell doing a big boot. i feel bad for the man, he is so deformed he cant more.

the big show reminds me of cena, always happy nothing bothers him and he is big with the kids. im glad there was no cody rhodes involvement because thats getting old fast!!

BRODUS CLAY: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RING. WHY IS HIS ENTRANCE AND CELEBRATION LONGER THAN ANY MATCH HE HAS. fisherman suplex, headbutt, big splash...1..2..3. 90 second match. 3 minute entrance and celebration. and poor ziggler has to waste his time with this crap.

are we going to have to see vickie wrestle those two dancers, i hope not. I would rather not see vickie at all.

SANTINO VS DAVID OTUNGA: I always love seeing Santino, and his race walk. As a soccer fan I enjoyed his little bit during his entrance with the jerseys, although non soccer fans wont really care about it, it was funny. the match itself was predictable and pretty much ended the same way all of santinos matches with one of Laurinaitis' boys.

CM PUNK vs MARK HENRY: despite CM Punk's cool bulldog of the barricade it was a pretty slow boring match. mark henry really held back punk. i was hoping for a lot more. the first match they had a few weeks ago was really good, this one was a bit slow and sluggish, the ending was alright cool flying chair shot. I hope now this punk vs henry stuff ends

CM PUNK/JERICHO: Its getting a little redundant. after the liquor attacks from the past two weeks it was a bit of a let down just hearing jericho talk. we all get his point so lets just see them fight. the little home video of punk in the pub was a bit lame as well. i dont drink either and i got to bars with my friends, no big deal.

FINAL THOUGHTS: This weeks Raw was average at best. nothing really sticks out in my mind as memorable. it was the same repetitive stuff we have seen for a while now. I did like the brock lesnar interview that seemed like something off of a UFC pre fight show.

what do u guys think about brock lesnar's return?
what will brock do after his contract expires?

what do u think about his feud with cena?
how long will it last?

what should the WWE do with Albert, I mean lord tensai?

What changes would u like to see on RAW in the future?

Thanks for reading. ]]> YES! YES! YES! http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41483-RAW-Reflections-April-16th-2012 http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?41398-RAW-Reflections-April-9-2012 Tue, 10 Apr 2012 04:41:39 GMT OPENING THOUGHT: This weeks episode of RAW featured three stooges to many, I would really like it if the WWE stopped with all these shameless D list... OPENING THOUGHT: This weeks episode of RAW featured three stooges to many, I would really like it if the WWE stopped with all these shameless D list celebrities promoting their crappy movies and TV shows that nobody watches, cares about or has even heard of. It really takes away from wants going on with the superstars who people pay to see. nobody goes to WWE events because can kill two birds with one stone by seeing their favorite superstar AND the three stooges. It was great to see the WWE Universe boo the three stooges. despite the pretty spot on impression of Hulk Hogan that segment was annoying and pointless. However the chokeslam was good, its usually hit or miss with non-wrestlers getting chokeslammed.

THE GOOD: John Laurinaitis finally has entrance music. Now we don't have to worry about him creeping onto the stage from the back and starting a promo. when he did that it would take forever to notice him because you couldn't hear his voice and there was no music to get your attention. I'm glad they wasted little time re-introducing Brock and Cena, I would have like to hear Brock get a chance to talk a little more but he did have an interview later on. the slap was great!! loud and forceful, from there the fight was on, Cena bloodied and the locker room cleared in order to break things up. of course The Miz avoided as much contact as possible as he hid behind the refs and other superstars.

WOW I guess Brock forgot he wasn't in the UFC anymore, gotta give cena a ton of credit for taking a legit punch in the mouth and still bringing it during the segment. some serious ground and pound. that was a great way to open the show and pick up off of last weeks crazy end to the show. i wonder if they had to change the rating of the show because of Cena's blood :)

I was shocked to see Cena get a louder ovation then Brock, the crowd seemed rather pedestrian when Brock entered. I wish Cena wasn't smiling when he walked to the ring, i would have liked it if he acted a little more pissed off, Brock Lesnar must have the longest arms in the world LOL.

The only thing that would have made that segment even better is if Stone Cold Steve Austin showed up and stunned every single superstar in the ring.

ALBERTO DEL RIO is my favorite wrestler after CM Punk. I love a good heel, who is cheeky and arrogant, cheats, and always runs from a fight. i think hes great, his gold tights, his arrogant smirk, his little scarf, his pyro, his music, his cars I think hes the perfect heel. he disposed of Zack Ryder who's getting a little too much TV time for my liking with a sweet cross arm breaker (awesome move). hes great.

CM PUNK and Chris Jericho, those two guys could have there own two hour wrestling show and I would love it!! This feud is really getting good and I hope it continues for at least a few more paper views. Punk really did a good job showing his emotions during one of his always amazing promos. he really looked full of rage after jericho came on the screen and worked his magic. he beat the hell out of mark henry, before henry got his revenge and left punk down and out, then came jericho, beer in hands. pouring at least 5 cans all over punks head and body. then hitting him with two code breakers, once again jericho gets the last laugh. I cant wait to see what happens next week. what kind of liquor jericho wastes or maybe punk gets his revenge. I also enjoyed the small portion of the crowd chanting "Y2J" awwwww the good ole days. Im looking forward to the no DQ title match between Punk and Henry I liked the match they had last week on raw. hopefully someone tells henry its the WWE Title hes going for not the World Heavy Weight championship. silly henry.

SANTINO is always welcome on my TV screen hes fun to watch in ring and his backstage shenanigans were great until the three stooges entered. his little segment with kane was great I love his race walking. Funk master flex or whatever his name is... I hate him, i cant stand him he drives me mad. atleast he didnt have a match that was shorter than his entrance and celebration that was a relief. but still I dont like him at all. for some reason he scares me, his face and expression just freak me out.

ZIGGLER: Dude reminds me of one of my all time faves. Bad ass billy gun. ziggler is similar to him in the ring in terms of his theatrics and how he sells. i really like watching him work. his pretty good on the mic too but never really gets to show it. I hope he has big things in his future.

THE BAD: LORD TENSAI. LET THE ALBERT CHANTS CONTINUE!!!!!!!!! poor guy that must be frustrating. hes disappears for years and comes back completely different and nobody even cares, they see him as albert. I do too. IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF WINDOW DRESSING. U CAN PUT A DRESS ON A PIG BUT ITS STILL A PIG. it doesnt matter how many weird tattoos, or asian lettering tire tread marks you have on your face, ur red forearm sleeves, ur weird spit covered hand that gives people a forehead massage. ur odd entrance and attire, none of that matters ur albert. u were boring and average before you left and now ur back trying to distract us from the fact that ur A-TRAIN. you are always gunna be A-TRAIN. im not impressed at all. two weeks and im bored already.

EVE: useless, talent less, pointless, boring, not as hot as the Bellas twins. please no more 30 second eve promo's just forget about her little push and focus on reviving the divas division. which used to have hotter divas that were also better wrestler then the ones now. i would love to see Kaitlyn get a main roster push or a title shot.

JACK SWAGGER: hes like lord tensai trying to hide how boring he is by having shiny bright colored ring attire. window dressing.

BIG SHOW: I wasnt enjoying the rhodes big show feud before WM28 and im not enjoying it now. I would like to see rhodes in the hunt for a wwe title or whc. big show deserves a title reign I hope its a long one, but i prefer him in the ring over him on the mic. plus his embarrassing cody rhodes moments are nowhere near as good as cody's embarrassing big show moments

DAVID OTUNGA: This guy went pretty heavy on the oil tonight. the way he moves and flexes he seems more male stripper then wrestler, hell he seems more male stripper then body builder.

FINAL THOUGHTS: Does anyone remember a wrestler by the name of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Rock out, Brock in. and poor cena has to be the chew toy at least for now. I love the F-5. I wish cena had a cooler finisher then the AA. the F-5 is the best.
the announcing = :( not good. I may need to hit my SAP Espanol button, and I dont even speak spanish. RAW this week had no chance of even coming close to last weeks, especially with the three stooges taking up time. but its good to see how some of these feuds are shaping up.... brock/cena, punk/jericho (henry). I just wish the rest of the card filled out the show as well as the main guys do.

This post was pretty long, a lot longer then i intended. I may have to start doing point form. however I tried to make the topics of each paragraph pretty clear with the CAPITALIZED letters. so if you see a topic your interested in, give it a read, leave a comment if you want with your thoughts and opinions.

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THE GOOD: The rock's promo was classic rock, despite the shot he took at the canadian football league (I'm canadian and played canadian football in university) I enjoyed his promo. I mean who didn't have an eyebrow razing moment of their own when Rocky announced he wants to become the WWE Champ again someday. That is very exciting news even if your not completely in love with the rocks return. I really think that segment with the rock set the tone for the rest of the night. It also began the YES! chants that went on for the entire show.

CM Punk is an amazing in ring performer. every time hes in the ring he shows us why he is the best in the world. he did it again yesterday. when i see Mark Henry in a match i cringe, i hate watching him move about the ring like a sloth. but I must say i really enjoyed the match between the two of them. it helped that mark henry was extra pissed off, but punk really helped elevated mark henry's game and it was a really good back and forth match. of course the presence of Jericho is always a good thing and he really did a good job despite his slip and the bottle he smashed on punk clearly breaking before getting anywhere near punks head.

Santino Marella is one of my favorites. his race walk to the ring and his antics are great. the match was somewhat predictable and triple threat turned handicap match, ending with the two teammates arguing giving santino a chance to steal the win. I could have done without the Brodus clay appearance just because i cant stand him in the least, he scares me for some odd reason.

Sheamus getting a boooooo filled reaction from the daniel bryan loving yes chanting crowed was awesome. i was glad to see alberto del rio back, I really like him as a heel. now it looks as if the rivalry will be with sheamus and del rio. where does that leave Daniel Bryan????? the heel turned face because of an 18 second loss and a sweet catchphrase. and sheamus the face who wins the title and nobody cares because hes boring on the mic and stole daniel bryan's thunder. interesting.

The crowd last night was awesome, everything from yes chants to si chants for ADR. and even holy shit chants, take that PG rating. it was great to see a crowd that involved and that jacked up from start to finish it really makes the experience of watching raw a lot better. that crowd really made a positive impact on the show, they helped make it even better.

THE BAD: Lord Tensai. It must be very very frustrating to disappear from the wwe for so long and return as a completely new character. only to have people chant A-train, or you shaved your back. thats gotta suck, he could have at least used a new finishing move. A-bomb, come on man. for me he just didnt have the impact the WWE would have liked.

I would like to see this cody rhodes big show feud end. cody rhodes is far to enjoyable as a heel to be tied down to a long feud with the big show.

just the sight of the miz is enough to ruin my day and the way he climbs onto the apron during his entrance reminds me of something a diva would do. i have about the same dislike for zack ryder as well, he annoys the hell out of me. and eve, please get rid of her, give it up already. shes useless, cant act, cant speak and i really dont find her attractive.

THOUGHTS: Seeing Brock Lesnar on my tv with the little WWE logo on the bottom of the screen was awesome, HES BACK. hearing his music hit was great because you knew it was coming, the crowd knew it was coming, everyone wanted it and BOOM there it is. I'm glad hes back. but my god i cant bare another year long, over hyped WM main event leading to an underwhelming match. Rock vs Cena was enough, i got tired of history lessons and Cena saying the same crap every week about how he neeeeeeeds this win.

I'm so happy to see Daniel Bryan getting the love he deserves, I felt so bad for him that he got 18 seconds on the biggest stage of them all after being in the dark match at WM27. I'm curious to see where he goes from here

not looking forward to sheamus' title run. i find him very boring on the mic, and not overly exciting in the ring. hes going to have to find a way to win the crowd back because it seems like every time they see him they think DANIEL BRYAN. or at least last night they did.

I also got annoyed when Cena acknowledged the yes chants in his promo and then said your welcome bryan or you owe me, something like that. Hey cena guess what. daniel bryan doesnt need you to acknowledge his chant for it to become popular in fact most people would probably stop saying the yes chants if it was in some way associated with you.

now on the road to WM29 i would like to see ziggler get more of a push enough of this vickie g, jack swagger bs.

anyways these are just some thoughts, leave a comment if you want.
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