So, you live in a tree house.

Nope...... but lets go with it anyway.

You probably live under a bridge.

I doubt it. I'm a hard guy to find.

You best hid you wife and kids. I'm coming for you SUCKA!!!

Maybe the city I reside in... but I don't think you'd get much further than that.

I have my ways. I can find you easily.

Either do I... I openly state that I'm from the Seattle area though... It's not like you can find me... Unless you are some crazy stalker type.

I don't have my locations on in Facebook.

Yea, that's quite a few states you could be in lol. I could just look it up on facebook.