Hey, lookie who's back.

Two whales are sitting in a bar. The first one turns to the bartender, and says, "OOOOOeeeeooogghhhoeoWWWWoooOOOOoouuuughhguuoooWWW ." The second one looks at him, takes a sip of his beer, and says, "Shut up Dave, you're drunk."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.