Cena's Stale Story lines
by, 05-31-2011 at 12:31 AM (6263 Views)
I am so sick of Cena being in the same damn storyline, playing the same damn role week after week, month after month, year after year, feud after feud.
Whatever happened to different storylines?
If you haven't figured it out, this is exactly what storyline Cena is involved in the whole time:
The person he is feuding with (heel) makes fun of Cena because kids and women love him. They say Cena doesn't deserve the spotlight and is always in the spotlight. They say that they want to be in the spotlight, then Cena says 'you want some, come get some'... they feud, at the end of the feud Cena always ends up winning and the person he is feuding with doesn't go over and goes back to jobber/mid-carder.
This is the same storyline they had with Cena vs Batista, Cena vs Miz (2009) and a bit this year, and now Cena vs R-Truth, also Cena vs Nexus shared similar elements. Also lets not forget, Rock vs Cena has pretty much the same storyline.
I am so sick of Cena, I can't even watch him anymore. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Cena, I just hate the storyline. Imagine watching the same movie each week, you can't hate the actor, only the script.
We all know in the end Cena will win when this feud is over, sure R-truth, Miz, Batista all had wins over Cena, but Cena got the final win. When Cena defeated Orton in 2009, Orton went back to mid-card and feuded with Kofi instead of going over. Orton finally went over after turning face. Miz is now feuding with Alex Riley, Batista left, Nexus is nothing but a joke...
This storyline is doing no good to anyone anymore, guys don't go over and Cena always ends up winning.
Why do people cheer for Cena and like him? I am sure if you ask the kids they will say because he is a good guy. What is so exciting about Cena? Why do kids get excited when they see him? He surely doesn't go any magic tricks, nor doesn't cut any promos which are 'gold' week after week. I have nothing against faces, look at face Edge, he always cuts funny promos and thats why I get so excited seeing him on TV cause I know he is gonna cut an entertaining promo. Cena is just not entertaining, he has been in the same storyline for years. Look at The Rock... week after week the guy cuts amazing promos, and his stuff is always new & fresh, so people don't get sick of the same joke everytime... and Rock always did other things to keep himself from getting stale (such as steal taunts, do commentary while wrestling a match).
Cena is stale, and you know how WWE makes sure Cena doesn't stay stale? THEY fucking change his Tshirt color each year... thats all!! Orange, Purple, Red... different shirts, same gimmick.
Just because he is face doesn't mean that he should win each feud. Look at Triple H, when he was heel, he won most of his feuds if not all (hbk, kane, booker t, rvd, orton, etc...).
WWE will turn the entire ENTIRE roster heel just to keep cena face and to let him have someone new to feud with. They turned R-Truth heel so Cena can waste a few months on him. They turned Batista heel. Like I said to keep Cena fresh they will turn everyone heel, why not just take the damn risk and turn the guy heel
Hogan turned Heel, Rock turned Heel, Austin turned Heel... but did still sold a shit load of merchandise as heels. You have Orton as your face if Cena goes heel.
And lets say if the WWE starts losing money when Cena turns heel, they can always quickly turn him face. But atleast take the risk, Raw has become so damn boring and shitty with the same storyline, the only thing exciting on raw is alberto del rio and heel cole.
So would you rather have Cena do the same storyline for the next 5 years or have him change his gimmick?
Once again, this is the same storyline cena has been in:
He is a good guy, the heels are jealous cause all the kids and ladies like him, they make fun of him blah blah blah... Man storylines used to be so different, remember Kane vs Y2J (2000)?? That storyline started with a coffee accident... a COFFEE ACCIDENT!!! and lead to two month feud.