OO: Ozfan's Opinion - 1000th Monday Night RAW Second Hour Pt. One
by, 06-14-2012 at 02:37 AM (1541 Views)
HEY EVERYONE. I'M BACK WITH THE SECOND HOUR OF MY IDEA OF RAW'S 1000TH EPISODE. I KNOW I SAID I WOULD POST IT YESTERDAY BUT MY INTERNET WAS SCREWING UP ALL DAY YESTERDAY AND I HAD NO ACCESS TO A DIFFERENT COMPUTER. ANYWAYS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY.
We're back from the break and we see Jim Duggan talking to Sgt. Slaughter and Mae Young about the 1000th RAW. Next we see Dusty Rhodes coming into the picture dressed in his classic ring attire from the 80's and doing a dance. The camera turns around and we see Trish Stratus and Lita looking on in confusion. Out of nowhere, Ron Simmons come up from behind them. He stares at Dusty and then yells out "DAMN"
Match No. 3 - 10 Diva Battle Royal
We go to the ring for a 10 Diva Battle Royal. Out comes Eve Torres followed by Tamina and then Maxine. They are followed by Natalya, Alicia Fox, Kaitlyn, Beth Phoenix and Aksana. Out next is the Divas Champion Layla. Last but not least is Kharma!! All 10 Divas are in the ring as the bell sounds. Everyone immediately goes after Kharma. Kharma shoves them all back and hits a double clothesline to Tamina and Kaitlyn. She dumps Kaitlyn out to the floor. Kaitlyn is eliminated. All 8 other divas go after Kharma. Beth jumps on her back as Natalya and Eve go for the ribs. Aksana and Maxine hit stereo low dropkicks to the knees. Alicia hits her Flipping Leg Drop finisher on Kharma. She gets back up to her feet but Layla hits a running dropkick to Kharma, knocking her back down. Tamina heads up and hits the Superfly Splash. All 8 divas now roll her to the bottom rope. Layla, Tamina and Alicia dropkick her to the ground. Kharma is eliminated.
All 8 divas now stare down. Alicia and Layla go for Beth but Natalya and Eve intervene. Tamina and Maxine go at it. with both of them nearly eliminating each other. Aksana is eliminated by Layla after a shoulder block to the outside. Beth eliminates Natalya from behind. Beth is eliminated by Alicia, Layla and Tamina. Maxine sneaks up from behind and eliminates Tamina. Eve Torres and Layla go at it in the corner as Alicia and Maxine brawl. Layla is thrown over the top rope and lands on the apron. Eve drop kicks her bad knee and Layla nearly rolls off the apron but holds onto the bottom rope. Layla is eliminated after Eve stomps on her fingers. Eve then taunts the fans. Maxine and Eve double team Alicia. Eve charges but Alicia ducks it and she accidently nails Maxine which makes her fall out to the ground. Maxine is eliminated. Alicia tries to eliminated Eve but Eve blocks it. Eve goes for a neckbreaker but Alicia counters it into a DDT. She goes for a hurricanrana over the ropes but Eve holds on. They are both on the apron now. Eve clotheslines Alicia back into the ring. They trade blows with Eve still on the apron. Alicia ducks a right hand and roundhouse kicks Eve in the ribs. And kicks her in the stomach. Eve holds on barely but Alicia kicks her hand out from under the ropes to eliminate Eve for the win.
Winner: Alicia Fox at 6:57
We go to commerial.
Match No. 4 - WWE Tag Team Championship match
Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (c) vs. Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks vs. Darren Young and Titus O'Neil
We're back from the break and here come the Tag Team Champions. Kingston and R-Truth get a positive reaction from the fans. Out next is Young and O'Neil who get probably one of the worst reactions of the night so far. Last out is Hawkins and Reks who supprisingly don't get a bad reaction. Truth, Reks and O'Neil start off. Reks and O'Neil try to double team Truth but Truth lands a double clothesline on both men and a pair of dropkicks. He tosses Reks to the outside and hits a Sitout Gourdbuster to O'Neil for a two count. Truth runs to the ropes but Reks pulls the rope down, which sends Truth flying.
Reks rushes back into the ring and hits a big boot on O'Neil for a near fall. Reks goes for the Burning Hammer but O'Neil counters it into a neckbreaker. O'Neil hits a quick clothesline and makes the tag to Young. Young comes in and starts stomping away at Reks. He slams his head into the ground and goes for a clothesline but Reks counters it into a back body drop. He hits a Spinebuster for another near fall. Truth comes back in and his a Corkscrew Leg Lariat on Reks which sends him back to the outside. He hits a Suplex Stunner on Young but it's only good for a two count. Truth makes the tag to Kofi and Kingston comes in with a pair of double back chops on Young and a Leaping Clothesline. Kofi hits a Russian Legsweep for another quick two count. Reks back in and Kofi catches him with a Dropsault and lands on Young and tries to steal the victory but Young kicks out. Young and Reks hit a double gut kick to Kingston. They try for a double Irish Whip in to the corner but Kofi counters it into a Sprinboard High Body Splash to both men. He covers Young and gets only a two count and then covers Reks but only gets a one count.
Kofi charges at Reks but Reks hangs him up on the rope with a flapjack and tags in Hawkins. Hawkins comes and hits a backbreaker for a near fall on Kingston. He hits a pair of low kicks to the head and then a low dropkick to the side of the head of Kingston and goes for the pin again but only gets two. Hawkins goes after Young but Young hits a Fireman's Carry Gutbuster out of nowhere. He covers but Truth breaks it up. Truth pulls Young out of the ring and tosses him into the barricade which allows Kofi a chance to hit a Koronco Buster on Hawkins and follow it up with a Monkey Flip. Kofi then hits the Boom Drop on Hawkins and covers him but O'Neil breaks up the pin. O'Neil then tries for his Sitout Spinbuster but Kofi counters it into a DDT. Kingston makes the tag to Truth who comes in with punches and clotheslines. Truth tries for the Corkscrew Scissor Kick but Hawkins counters it into a roll up but Truth kicks out. Hawkins goes for a clotheslines but Truth does the splits and hits a Hip Toss. Young comes back in and hits an Inverted Suplex on Truth. He goes for the cover but Truth kicks out just before the three count. Young goes for the Gutbuster again but Hawkins kicks him in the gut. He tries for the Hangman's Facebuster on Young but Young counters it into a Small Package for a two count. Young and Hawkins hit each other with clotheslines. Truth hits the Scissor Kick on Hawkins and then the Little Jimmy on Young. He covers but Reks and O'Neil break it up. Kingston takes them both out with a Springboard Cross Body. He hits Trouble In Paradise on O'Neil that sends him to the outside.
Kofi then clotheslines goes to clothesline Reks over the top rope but Reks flips him over and Kofi crashes down to the floor. Reks goes back to the apron and Hawkins tags him in. Reks immediately hits Burning Hammer on Young but Truth breaks up the pinfall. Reks goes for the Full Throttle DDT on Truth but Truth shoves him into the turnbuckle. He charges and hits a big splash on Reks. He hits a quick DDT but its only good for another two count. Young then rolls up Truth but he kicks out again. Truth hits the Lie Detector on Young but Hawkins comes back in and breaks up the pinfall again. O'Neil comes back in as well and tries for the big boot again but Hawkins ducks it and O'Neil gets caught up on the rope. Truth shoves Hawkins into O'Neil and O'Neil crashes to the outside. Reks is back to his feet and hits a massive Big Boot on Truth. He goes for the cover but Kingston breaks up the fall just in time. Hawkins tries to toss Kingston over the rope but Kingston holds on. Reks tosses Darren Young into the ring post and sends him to the outside. Hawkins is on the apron with Kingston as Kingston knocks him down and out with Trouble In Paradise. Reks goes to knock him off the apron but Kingston ducks it, spins between the first and second rope and hits a modified Pele Kick to Reks which allows Truth to hit the Little Jimmy on Reks!! 1...2....3 and it's over! Kingston and Truth retain the belts.
Winners and STILL WWE Tag Team Champions: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth at 18:22
The tag team champs celebrate in the ring as the fans cheer for them. We got to another commercial break.
Another Classic RAW Moment video airs. This one is from when The Rock knocked Stone Cold Steve Austin off a bridge and into a river.
We're in the back again and we see John Laurinaitis talking with David Otunga with Teddy Long standing next to them. Johnny tells Teddy to go get him some coffee. He tells Teddy not to let it go cold. Out of nowhere, Zack Ryder comes in and does his Woo Woo Woo chant. Johnny asks him what the hell he's doing here. Then as Otunga gets up in Ryder's face, EDGE comes out of nowhere and has David back off. Johnny asks for a hand shake but Edge declines and says no because he's gonna have his hand and his mouth all over Mr. McMahon's ass later tonight while he's kissing it, which is what he does best. Edge and Ryder leave as Johnny has a pissed look on his face. We go to commercial.
EVERYONE, I APOLOGISE BUT THE 2ND HOUR IS TOO LONG IN TEXT SO I AM BREAKING IT INTO TWO PARTS. I WILL POST PART TWO OF HOUR TWO IN ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO. THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED READING.