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Hey! How's it going

When you use the term "cuddley toys", what are you really referring to?

If so, sign me up! Lol. And yes, I am eWN's self proclaimed pervert

Girl I'm from the exact opposite of NYC lol. I'm from a little town called Ider; Population of about 2,000 or less. It's wide open here, so very peaceful. That's why I love it so much.

Of course I have been to 49 of 50 states (BLAST YOU HAWAII!!) but my home has always called me back. I highly recommend you heading this way and checking it out sometime

And you know I can't just take your word for it, I'll have to have some kind of "visual" proof in order to believe you're really a girl

Well okay, don't say I didn't warn you .

So now it's time for the question you've heard a million times...are you REALLY a chick?! Lmao nah I'm playing with you. What's it like in Ireland?

Well what can I say, I do have a pretty impressive bum if I do say so myself . That is of course if you like a mullet growing from your buttcheeks lol. I joke I joke I keeed I keeeed.

I'll leave you alone now girlie, people can only handle so much of the Poot-Hair before they overdose. <3

I "YUSSED!!" a little too loud and gangnamed a little too hard. I had to do emergency surgery on muh goozle to put the little quivering bugger back in. On top of that, I'm pretty sure my neighbor just saw my buttcrack...it's a wonderful day indeed

I made her giggle?! YUSS!! *Does a happy dance similar to Gangnam style*

Jesus....I think I blew out my goozle just then

Haha, nah I survive. It has its and ups and down, but I get through it with alot of help from snausages, beer, snausages, and more beer lol.

Keep complimenting me, it makes me feel like a purty gurl lmao

As a sufferer of PTSD, I know all about night terrors and sweats. Something about shooting children in a foreign country really robs you of your sleepytime .

Wait, there's actually people weirder than the Poot-Hair?! BLASPHEMEY!! I call Blasphemeyyyyy!!! Wait, that was a compliment wasn't it?